#sir-lancebot-playground | Python | Page 4

gaunt pasture Aug 20, 2022, 2:47 PM

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sir-lancebot#1034

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 2:47 PM

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GitHub

IssueOpen [sir-lancebot] #985 Sudoku command

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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/Cp10_PygJ4o

YouTube

Google Cloud Tech

Introducing Google Actual Cloud Platform

Literally a cloud. Introducing Google Actual Cloud Platform, the world’s first public cloud running on servers in the troposphere.
Available April 1. Watch the video to learn more. https://cloud.google.com/actual-cloud/

▶ Play video

half hare Aug 20, 2022, 4:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 4:36 PM

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The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

half hare Aug 20, 2022, 4:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 4:36 PM

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

half hare Aug 20, 2022, 4:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 4:36 PM

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The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

peak carbon Aug 20, 2022, 5:31 PM

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.quiz leaderboard

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 5:31 PM

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No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

graceful escarp Aug 20, 2022, 7:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 7:56 PM

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Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

graceful escarp Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

graceful escarp Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

graceful escarp Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.

graceful escarp Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 7:57 PM

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What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.

noble mica Aug 20, 2022, 9:34 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 9:34 PM

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Command Help

ValentineZodiac
.zodiac <zodiac_sign>
Provides information about zodiac sign by taking zodiac sign name as input.

WTFPython
.wtf_python [query]
Search WTF Python repository.

WikipediaSearch
.wikipedia <search>
Sends paginated top 10 results of Wikipedia search..

Wolfram
.wolfram <query>
Requests all answers on a single image, sends an image of all related pods.

WonderTwins
.formof
Command to send a Wonder Twins inspired phrase to the user invoking the command.

noble mica Aug 20, 2022, 9:34 PM

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.help wolfram

wicked parrotBOT Aug 20, 2022, 9:34 PM

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Command Help

**```
.wolfram <query>

**Can also use:** `wa`, `wolf`

*Requests all answers on a single image, sends an image of all related pods.*

**Subcommands:**
**`wolfram cut <query>`**
*Requests a drawn image of given query.*
**`wolfram page <query>`**
*Requests a drawn image of given query.*
**`wolfram short <query>`**
*Requests an answer to a simple question.*

frail stratus Aug 21, 2022, 1:13 AM

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.remind 12h post brainfuck implementation when I wake up

viral coyote Aug 21, 2022, 7:51 AM

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.wa guy

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 7:51 AM

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Wolfram Alpha

olive snow Aug 21, 2022, 10:39 AM

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One message removed from a suspended account.

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 10:39 AM

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Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

main scarab Aug 21, 2022, 1:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 1:53 PM

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Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.

vagrant crypt Aug 21, 2022, 3:14 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 3:14 PM

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['hip', 'hip'] (hip hip array!)

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The only design pattern Chuck Norris knows is the God Object Pattern.

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

rough gladeBOT Aug 21, 2022, 3:29 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @hardy cobalt until <t:1661096384:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

long yarrow Aug 21, 2022, 3:30 PM

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!unmute 927200111489060864

rough gladeBOT Aug 21, 2022, 3:30 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @hardy cobalt.

hardy cobalt Aug 21, 2022, 3:30 PM

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thanks

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idk i just wanted to .joke

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 3:30 PM

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

obtuse kindle Aug 21, 2022, 6:59 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 6:59 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up, or else.

stoic cloak Aug 21, 2022, 8:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 21, 2022, 8:57 PM

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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.

split lotus Aug 22, 2022, 1:02 AM

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.wa s how long do ducks live

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 1:02 AM

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Wolfram Alpha

5, 10 years

runic hornet Aug 22, 2022, 1:04 AM

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.wa define shenanigans

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 1:04 AM

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Wolfram Alpha

main scarab Aug 22, 2022, 2:48 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 2:48 AM

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If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

main scarab Aug 22, 2022, 3:01 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 3:01 AM

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Chuck Norris's unit tests don't run. They die.

worldly thunder Aug 22, 2022, 9:29 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:29 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

worldly thunder Aug 22, 2022, 9:29 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:29 AM

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QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

worldly thunder Aug 22, 2022, 9:29 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:29 AM

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MySpace isn't really your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

worldly thunder Aug 22, 2022, 9:30 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:30 AM

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale.

worldly thunder Aug 22, 2022, 9:30 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:30 AM

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

worldly thunder Aug 22, 2022, 9:30 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:30 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

sweet grotto Aug 22, 2022, 3:49 PM

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.a

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.b

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.c

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 3:49 PM

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Not in a million years.

You are not authorized to use this command.

sweet grotto Aug 22, 2022, 3:49 PM

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.d

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.e

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.f

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.g

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.ping

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 3:50 PM

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:ping_pong: Pong!

Gateway Latency: 107ms

sweet grotto Aug 22, 2022, 3:50 PM

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..

obtuse kindle Aug 22, 2022, 5:29 PM

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!e

def evilFunction(argDict):
  print(f"I see that {argDict['untouchable']=}")
  try:
    argDict['untouchable'] = 'dirty'
    print('Muhahaha!')
  except TypeError:
    print('Curses! Foiled again!')


# pass the dict
sacredDict = {'untouchable': 'clean'}
evilFunction(sacredDict)
print(sacredDict)

# pass the mapping
sacredDict = {'untouchable': 'clean'}
evilFunction(sacredDict.keys().mapping)
print(sacredDict)

rough gladeBOT Aug 22, 2022, 5:29 PM

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@obtuse kindle :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

001 | I see that argDict['untouchable']='clean'
002 | Muhahaha!
003 | {'untouchable': 'dirty'}
004 | I see that argDict['untouchable']='clean'
005 | Curses! Foiled again!
006 | {'untouchable': 'clean'}

toxic bobcat Aug 22, 2022, 5:47 PM

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.charinfo ｔ

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 5:47 PM

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Command Help

Challenges
.challenge [language=python] [query]
The challenge command pulls a random kata (challenge) from codewars.com.

CheatSheet
.cheat [search_terms...]
Search cheat.sh.

CoinFlip
.coinflip [side]
Flips a coin.

Colour
.colour [colour_input]
Create an embed that displays colour information.

ConnectFour
.connect_four [board_size=7] [emoji1=🔵] [emoji2=🔴]
Play the classic game of Connect Four with someone!

toxic bobcat Aug 22, 2022, 5:48 PM

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!charinfo ｔ

rough gladeBOT Aug 22, 2022, 5:48 PM

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Character Info

\uff54 : FULLWIDTH LATIN SMALL LETTER T - ｔ

orchid dagger Aug 22, 2022, 8:42 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 8:42 PM

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Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

orchid dagger Aug 22, 2022, 8:42 PM

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.coinflip

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 8:42 PM

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@orchid dagger flipped tails.

orchid dagger Aug 22, 2022, 9:02 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 22, 2022, 9:02 PM

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If loving you is ROM I don't wanna read write.

cursive python Aug 23, 2022, 9:00 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 9:00 AM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

cursive python Aug 23, 2022, 9:00 AM

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.something else

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.adasodasopdksa

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.not allowed

warm halo Aug 23, 2022, 9:06 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 9:06 AM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

warm halo Aug 23, 2022, 9:06 AM

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 9:06 AM

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Check out this April Fools' video by razer.

https://youtu.be/j8UJE7DoyJ8

YouTube

R Λ Z Ξ R

Be the Machine | Project Venom v2

*** REFORMULATED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION - MEET RESPAWN BY RAZER: http://www.respawnbyrazer.com ***

Become the extension of the world's deadliest gaming hardware with Project Venom V2: http://rzr.to/venomv2

Formulated with Nano-mechanical bot technologies, achieve peak gaming performance and beyond. Be the machine.

Song Credit: ASCEND by Jay C...

▶ Play video

toxic bobcat Aug 23, 2022, 3:50 PM

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.realpython packages

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 3:50 PM

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Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

How to Publish an Open-Source Python Package to PyPI

https://realpython.com/pypi-publish-python-package/

Python import: Advanced Techniques and Tips

https://realpython.com/python-import/

Python Virtual Environments: A Primer

https://realpython.com/python-virtual-environments-a-primer/

Python Modules and Packages – An Introduction

https://realpython.com/python-modules-packages/

Using Python's pip to Manage Your Projects' Dependencies

https://realpython.com/what-is-pip/

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:10 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:10 PM

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:10 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:10 PM

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What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:10 PM

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buddy

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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The only design pattern Chuck Norris knows is the God Object Pattern.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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lance you need to increase the rizz

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/huh-meme-confused-gif-24780938

Tenor

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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Java: Write once, run away.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:11 PM

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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:12 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:12 PM

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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

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Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

rough gladeBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:12 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @humble lotus until <t:1661278944:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

past remnant Aug 23, 2022, 6:13 PM

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!unmute 193878633654386688

rough gladeBOT Aug 23, 2022, 6:13 PM

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failmail :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @humble lotus.

past remnant Aug 23, 2022, 6:13 PM

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fyi we can see the messages you send to the bot

humble lotus Aug 23, 2022, 6:31 PM

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past remnant fyi we can see the messages you send to the bot

this bot got some mid jokes tho

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i was seeing if he had some fire somewhere in ther

past remnant Aug 23, 2022, 6:32 PM

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i believe it uses an existing api

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not sure

gaunt pasture Aug 23, 2022, 8:38 PM

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.topic #ot0-psvm’s-eternal-disapproval

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 8:38 PM

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**What is your favorite fruit?**

Suggest more topics here!

gaunt pasture Aug 23, 2022, 8:38 PM

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.src topic

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 8:38 PM

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Command: topic

Responds with a random topic to start a conversation.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

gaunt pasture Aug 23, 2022, 8:40 PM

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wicked parrot

.src

wicked parrotBOT Aug 23, 2022, 8:40 PM

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Sir Lancebot's GitHub Repository

Repository

Go to GitHub

undone fractal Aug 24, 2022, 2:31 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 2:31 AM

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 3:23 AM

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

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Easter Egg Fact

The first chocolate Easter egg was made by Fry's in 1873. Before this, people would give hollow cardboard eggs, filled with gifts.

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Do you mind?

Your input was invalid: command is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.timed <command>

hard leaf Aug 24, 2022, 3:33 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 3:33 AM

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Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

hard leaf Aug 24, 2022, 3:33 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 3:33 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

hard leaf Aug 24, 2022, 3:33 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 3:33 AM

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

hard leaf Aug 24, 2022, 3:34 AM

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So can I if it's only one layer

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 3:34 AM

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

hard leaf Aug 24, 2022, 3:34 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 3:34 AM

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time: break salesman into N pieces; kick each piece to a different city.

hard leaf Aug 24, 2022, 3:35 AM

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lemon_sweat these are all terrible

hot crater Aug 24, 2022, 5:12 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 5:12 AM

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

hot crater Aug 24, 2022, 5:16 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 5:16 AM

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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

hot crater Aug 24, 2022, 5:16 AM

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😬

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 5:16 AM

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The only design pattern Chuck Norris knows is the God Object Pattern.

main scarab Aug 24, 2022, 4:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 4:51 PM

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

main scarab Aug 24, 2022, 4:52 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 4:52 PM

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Chuck Norris's programs never exit, they are terminated.

main scarab Aug 24, 2022, 4:52 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 4:52 PM

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Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.

shell mesa Aug 24, 2022, 5:16 PM

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.http_response 405

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.html_response 405

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.html_code 405

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 5:17 PM

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Command Help

EasterRiddle
.riddle
Gives a random riddle, then provides 2 hints at certain intervals before revealing the answer.

EggDecorating
.eggdecorate [colours...]
Picks a random egg design and decorates it using the given colours.

EggheadQuiz
.eggquiz
Gives a random quiz question, waits 30 seconds and then outputs the answer.

Emojis
.emoji <emoji>
A group of commands related to emojis.

Epoch
.epoch [date_time]
Convert an entered date/time string to the equivalent epoch.

shell mesa Aug 24, 2022, 5:18 PM

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.http_status 405

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 5:18 PM

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**Status: 405**

scenic dragon Aug 24, 2022, 8:27 PM

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.stats

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.status

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 8:27 PM

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Noooooo!!

Your input was invalid: code is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.http_status <code>

scenic dragon Aug 24, 2022, 8:27 PM

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.http_status 1907

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 8:27 PM

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In the future, don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Converting to "int" failed for parameter "code".

Usage:```
.http_status <code>

scenic dragon Aug 24, 2022, 8:28 PM

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.http-status mclaren

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.http_status 31

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 8:28 PM

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Input status code does not exist

The range of valid status codes is 100 to 599

scenic dragon Aug 24, 2022, 8:28 PM

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.http_status 666

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 8:28 PM

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Input status code does not exist

The range of valid status codes is 100 to 599

scenic dragon Aug 24, 2022, 8:29 PM

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.http_status 331

wicked parrotBOT Aug 24, 2022, 8:29 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 331.

wary jackal Aug 25, 2022, 8:18 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 8:18 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

wary jackal Aug 25, 2022, 8:18 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 8:18 AM

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Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.

wary jackal Aug 25, 2022, 8:18 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 8:18 AM

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

tawdry pawn Aug 25, 2022, 1:18 PM

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.texit

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.t

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 1:19 PM

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Are you trying to kill me?

Your input was invalid: command is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.timed <command>

wet shard Aug 25, 2022, 3:10 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 3:10 PM

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

wet shard Aug 25, 2022, 3:10 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 3:10 PM

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There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

glass token Aug 25, 2022, 5:02 PM

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https://www.e-n.org.uk/2022/07/features/the-fascinating-story-of-john-brown-of-haddington/

The fascinating story of John Brown of Haddington | Evangelicals Now

This year marks the 300th birthday of John Brown of Haddington. In 1722, Brown was born into a poor Christian family in Scotland. As a young teenager, he found himself an orphan after an illness claimed the lives of his parents. Soon after, he found himself quite sick as well. ...

red pike Aug 25, 2022, 6:42 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 6:42 PM

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A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!'

plush shore Aug 25, 2022, 10:16 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 25, 2022, 10:16 PM

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 5:54 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:54 AM

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Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 5:54 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:54 AM

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Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 6:11 AM

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Programmer: <bool>

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

daring swift Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 6:56 AM

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Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.

wary jackal Aug 26, 2022, 8:27 AM

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.riddle

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 8:27 AM

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What does the easter bunny get for making a basket?

You have 10 seconds before the first hint.

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Here's a hint: KOBE!!

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Here's a hint: 1+1 = ?!

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Nobody got it right...

The answer is: 2 points!

wary jackal Aug 26, 2022, 8:28 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 8:28 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

hollow zodiac Aug 26, 2022, 2:13 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 2:13 PM

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

hollow zodiac Aug 26, 2022, 2:13 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 2:13 PM

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Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

hollow zodiac Aug 26, 2022, 2:13 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 2:13 PM

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 3:31 PM

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.connect4

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 3:32 PM

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@red pike Seems like there's no one here to play. Use .connect4 ai to play against a computer.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 3:34 PM

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 3:34 PM

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Connect 4: Master Oogway in Training VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: 🔵 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @red pike

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 3:35 PM

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noice 🥲

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 3:35 PM

#

Connect 4: Master Oogway in Training VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵

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Game Over! @red pike won against @wicked parrot

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:49 PM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:49 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'LOST'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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solt

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `lost`, `lots`, `slot`!

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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.help anagram

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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Command Help

**```
.anagram

**Can also use:** `ag`, `anag`, `gram`

*Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

Show an embed with scrambled letters which if rearranged can form words.
After a specific amount of time, list the correct answers and whether someone provided a
correct answer.*

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:50 PM

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.ag

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:51 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'EEQRSTU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:51 PM

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wicked parrot

REQUEST

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request

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.anagram request

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:51 PM

#

An anagram is already being solved in this channel!

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Well done @red pike for getting it right!

The words were: `quester`, `request`!

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:52 PM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:52 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'EHORS'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:52 PM

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horse

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shore

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heros

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:53 PM

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Well done @red pike for getting it right!

The words were: `heros`, `hoers`, `horse`, `shoer`, `shore`!

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 4:54 PM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 4:54 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ACCILRRU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `circular`, `curricla`!

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:09 PM

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.battleship

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:09 PM

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@red pike Game cancelled.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:09 PM

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.battleship ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

#

@red pike Seems like there's no one here to play...

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

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.catify hello

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

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ᘡᘏᗢ hello

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

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.catify ricky

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

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ricky 🐈

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

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.catify ricky

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:10 PM

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ricky ᓕᘏᗢ

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:11 PM

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.ddg

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:11 PM

#

Duck Duck Duck Goose!

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Flights Found

Flights everyone missed:
(2, 3, 7)
(0, 2, 8)
(3, 4, 11)
(4, 6, 8)

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:12 PM

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0

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goose

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duck

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goose

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flight

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idk what to do

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.ddg help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:14 PM

#

Compete against other players to find valid flights!

Each card has 4 features
Color, Number, Hat, and Accessory

A valid flight
3 cards where each feature is either all the same or all different

Call "GOOSE"
if you think there are no more flights

+1 for each valid flight
+2 for a correct "GOOSE" call
-1 for any wrong answer

The first flight below is invalid: the first card has swords while the other two have no accessory. It would be valid if the first card was empty-handed, or one of the other two had paintbrushes.

The second flight is valid because there are no 2:1 splits; each feature is either all the same or all different.

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:14 PM

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.ddg

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 5:14 PM

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There's already a game running!

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Time's up!

Final scores:

Master Oogway in Training: -2

red pike Aug 26, 2022, 5:15 PM

#

cool

loud kraken Aug 26, 2022, 10:21 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 10:21 PM

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Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.

loud kraken Aug 26, 2022, 10:23 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 10:23 PM

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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

loud kraken Aug 26, 2022, 10:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 10:28 PM

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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

loud kraken Aug 26, 2022, 10:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 10:28 PM

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The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

lilac crypt Aug 26, 2022, 10:51 PM

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.wa define sorted computer science

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 10:51 PM

#

Wolfram Alpha

Failed to get response.

loud kraken Aug 26, 2022, 11:02 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 26, 2022, 11:02 PM

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Q: What is Chuck Norris's favorite Javascript framework? A: Knockout.js.

main scarab Aug 27, 2022, 12:44 AM

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.spookify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 12:44 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

native walrus Aug 27, 2022, 2:29 PM

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.wa s \unit{\micro\meter}

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 2:29 PM

#

Wolfram Alpha

Failed to get response.

native walrus Aug 27, 2022, 2:29 PM

#

.wa s latex \unit{\micro\meter}

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 2:29 PM

#

Wolfram Alpha

Failed to get response.

native walrus Aug 27, 2022, 2:29 PM

#

.latex \unit{\micro\meter}

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 2:29 PM

#

Failed to render input.

View Logs

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:51 PM

#

.hangman help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:51 PM

#

Are you trying to kill me?

Your input was invalid: Converting to "int" failed for parameter "min_length".

Usage:```
.hangman [min_length=0] [max_length=25] [min_unique_letters=0] [max_unique_letters=25]

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

.help hangman

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.hangman [min_length=0] [max_length=25] [min_unique_letters=0] [max_unique_letters=25]

*Play hangman against the bot, where you have to guess the word it has provided!

The arguments for this command mean:
- min_length: the minimum length you want the word to be (i.e. 2)
- max_length: the maximum length you want the word to be (i.e. 5)
- min_unique_letters: the minimum unique letters you want the word to have (i.e. 4)
- max_unique_letters: the maximum unique letters you want the word to have (i.e. 7)*

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

.hangman 2 5 0 0

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

Noooooo!!

No words could be found that fit all filters specified.

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

.hangman

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

Hangman

You've guessed `w _ i t _` so far.

Guess the word by sending a message with a letter!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

q

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w

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h

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o

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i

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a

#

t

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h

#

u

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o

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p

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:55 PM

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You lost.

The word was write.

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:55 PM

#

cool

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.hangman

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:55 PM

#

Hangman

You've guessed `_ _ _ _ _ _` so far.

Guess the word by sending a message with a letter!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 3:55 PM

#

w

#

h

#

k

#

a

#

c

#

i

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 3:55 PM

#

You lost.

The word was budget.

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:14 PM

#

.minesweeper

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:14 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`minesweeper end `**
*End your current game.*
**`minesweeper start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:14 PM

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.minesweeper start

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:14 PM

#

@red pike is playing Minesweeper.

#

Here's their board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:two: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:three: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:four: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:five: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:six: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:seven: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:eight: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:nine: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:keycap_ten: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:15 PM

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.ms reveal a10

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:15 PM

#

Not in my house!

You are not authorized to use this command.

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:15 PM

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.ms reveal B1

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:15 PM

#

Certainly not.

You are not authorized to use this command.

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:15 PM

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-_-

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.ttt ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:18 PM

#

It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square

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It's a DRAW!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:19 PM

#

.trivia general

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:19 PM

#

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : general

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Question #1

Which is the smallest planet in the Solar System?

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20s left!

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10s left!

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No one answered correctly!

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The correct answer is **`Mercury`**

Information
Mercury is the smallest planet in our solar system. It's just a little bigger than Earth's moon. It is the closest planet to the sun, but it's actually not the hottest. Venus is hotter.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

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No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

#

Question #2

Which country is known as the "Land of Thunderbolt"?

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20s left!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:20 PM

#

bhutan

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:20 PM

#

@red pike got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`Bhutan`**

Information
Bhutan is known as the "Land of Thunder Dragon" or "Land of Thunderbolt" due to the violent and large thunderstorms that whip down through the valleys from the Himalayas. The dragon reference was due to people thinking the sparkling light of thunderbolts was the red fire of a dragon.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

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Score Board

ricky.exe#5601: 75

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Question #3

What's the name of the tallest waterfall in the world.

#

20s left!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

angel falls

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

@red pike got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`Angel Falls`**

Information
Angel Falls (Salto Ángel) in Venezuela is the highest waterfall in the world. The falls are 3230 feet in height, with an uninterrupted drop of 2647 feet. Angel Falls is located on a tributary of the Rio Caroni.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

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Score Board

ricky.exe#5601: 150

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Question #4

Which city is in two continents?

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20s left!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

istanbul

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

@red pike got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`Istanbul`**

Information
Istanbul embraces two continents, one arm reaching out to Asia, the other to Europe.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

#

Score Board

ricky.exe#5601: 225

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Question #5

Who gifted the Statue Of Liberty?

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20s left!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

french

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france

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

@red pike got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`France`**

Information
The Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French people commemorating the alliance of France and the United States during the American Revolution. Yet, it represented much more to those individuals who proposed the gift.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

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Score Board

ricky.exe#5601: 300

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Question #6

Which country is the largest producer of coffee?

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20s left!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:21 PM

#

brazil

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:22 PM

#

@red pike got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`Brazil`**

Information
Brazil is the world's largest coffee producer. In 2016, Brazil produced a staggering 2,595,000 metric tons of coffee beans. It is not a new development, as Brazil has been the highest global producer of coffee beans for over 150 years.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

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Score Board

ricky.exe#5601: 375

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Question #7

What is the smallest country?

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20s left!

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:22 PM

#

vatican city

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 4:22 PM

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@red pike got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

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You got it! The correct answer is **`Vatican City`**

Information
With an area of 0.17 square miles (0.44 km2) and a population right around 1,000, Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, both in terms of size and population.

Remaining questions: 0

#

Score Board

ricky.exe#5601: 450

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The round has ended.

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@red pike Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 450 points :tada:

red pike Aug 27, 2022, 4:22 PM

#

cool

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

.trivia general

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : general

#

Question #1

Which is the largest tropical rain forest in the world?

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

Amazon

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

@wary jackal got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

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You got it! The correct answer is **`Amazon`**

Information
The Amazon is regarded as vital in the fight against global warming due to its ability to absorb carbon from the air. It's often referred to as the "lungs of the Earth," as more than 20 per cent of the world's oxygen is produced there.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

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Score Board

ad_1257#3615: 100

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Question #2

Who lived at 221B, Baker Street, London?

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20s left!

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

Sherlock Holmes

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

@wary jackal got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

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You got it! The correct answer is **`Sherlock Holmes`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

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Score Board

ad_1257#3615: 175

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Question #3

Which city is in two continents?

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

Istanbul

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:19 PM

#

@wary jackal got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`Istanbul`**

Information
Istanbul embraces two continents, one arm reaching out to Asia, the other to Europe.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

#

Score Board

ad_1257#3615: 275

#

Question #4

Which is the largest island in the world?

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

#

Greenland

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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@wary jackal got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

#

You got it! The correct answer is **`Greenland`**

Information
Commonly thought to be Australia, but as it's actually a continental landmass, it doesn't get to make it in the list.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

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Score Board

ad_1257#3615: 375

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Question #5

Diamonds are always nice in Minecraft, but can you name the "Diamond Capital in the World"?

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20s left!

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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Cape Town

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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10s left!

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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Johannesburg

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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No one answered correctly!

#

The correct answer is **`Antwerp`**

Information
Antwerp, Belgium is where 60-80% of the world's diamonds are cut and traded, and is known as the "Diamond Capital of the World."

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

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Score Board

ad_1257#3615: 375

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Question #6

In what country is the Ebro river located?

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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Congo

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:20 PM

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20s left!

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10s left!

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The correct answer is **`Spain`**

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The Ebro river is located in Spain. It is 930 kilometers long and it's the second longest river that ends on the Mediterranean Sea.

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Question #7

Which country is the largest producer of tea in the world?

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:21 PM

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India

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China

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:21 PM

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wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:21 PM

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Brazil

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India

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:21 PM

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wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:21 PM

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USA

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:21 PM

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The correct answer is **`China`**

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Tea is mainly grown in Asia, Africa, South America, and around the Black and Caspian Seas. The four biggest tea-producing countries today are China, India, Sri Lanka and Kenya. Together they represent 75% of world production.

Remaining questions: 0

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@wary jackal Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 375 points :tada:

wary jackal Aug 27, 2022, 5:22 PM

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.riddle

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:22 PM

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What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

You have 10 seconds before the first hint.

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Here's a hint: Won't be back anymore!

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Here's a hint: Worse than suspension!

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Nobody got it right...

The answer is: He was eggspelled!

modern ravine Aug 27, 2022, 5:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 27, 2022, 5:45 PM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

dense field Aug 28, 2022, 1:23 AM

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.epoch help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 1:23 AM

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That was a mistake.

Your input was invalid: help Could not be parsed to a relative or absolute date.

Usage:```
.epoch [date_time]

dense field Aug 28, 2022, 1:23 AM

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.help epoch

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 1:23 AM

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Command Help

**```
.epoch [date_time]

*Convert an entered date/time string to the equivalent epoch.

**Relative time**
    Must begin with `in...` or end with `...ago`.
    Accepted units: "seconds", "minutes", "hours", "days", "weeks", "months", "years".
    eg `.epoch in a month 4 days and 2 hours`

**Absolute time**
    eg `.epoch 2022/6/15 16:43 -04:00`
    Absolute times must be entered in descending orders of magnitude.
    If AM or PM is left unspecified, the 24-hour clock is assumed.
    Timezones are optional, and will default to UTC. The following timezone formats are accepted:
        Z (UTC)
        ±HH:MM
        ±HHMM
        ±HH

Times in the dropdown are shown in UTC*

lost warren Aug 28, 2022, 2:43 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:43 AM

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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.

lost warren Aug 28, 2022, 2:44 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:44 AM

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

hollow iron Aug 28, 2022, 8:19 AM

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.!src cattify

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.src cattiffy

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 8:19 AM

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In the future, don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Unable to convert cattiffy to valid command or Cog.

Usage:```
.source [source_item]

hollow iron Aug 28, 2022, 8:19 AM

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.src cattify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 8:19 AM

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In the future, don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Unable to convert cattify to valid command or Cog.

Usage:```
.source [source_item]

hollow iron Aug 28, 2022, 8:19 AM

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.!src cattify

hollow iron Aug 28, 2022, 8:40 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 8:40 AM

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Command Help

Bookmark
.bookmark delete
Delete the Sir-Lancebot message that the command invocation is replying to.

BotSource
.source [source_item]
Display information and a GitHub link to the source code of a command, tag, or cog.

BunnyNameGenerator
.bunnifyme
Gets your Discord username and bunnifies it.
.bunnyname
Picks a random bunny name from a JSON file.

Catify
.catify <text>
Convert the provided text into a cat themed sentence by interspercing cats throughout text.

hollow iron Aug 28, 2022, 8:41 AM

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.source catify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 8:41 AM

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Command: catify

Convert the provided text into a cat themed sentence by interspercing cats throughout text.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

hollow iron Aug 28, 2022, 8:42 AM

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\™️

wraith stirrup Aug 28, 2022, 9:11 AM

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has anyone seen my dad by any chance, he said he gonna go get milk around 7 years ago.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:22 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:22 PM

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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.src jokes

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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Do you mind?

Your input was invalid: Unable to convert jokes to valid command or Cog.

Usage:```
.source [source_item]

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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.src joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:27 PM

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Command: joke

Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:28 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:28 PM

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:29 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:29 PM

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QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:29 PM

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.joke a

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:29 PM

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Do you mind?

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:29 PM

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There we go

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:30 PM

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:30 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:30 PM

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time: break salesman into N pieces; kick each piece to a different city.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 2:30 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 2:30 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:38 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:38 PM

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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:38 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:38 PM

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:39 PM

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Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:40 PM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:41 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:41 PM

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Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

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What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:43 PM

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.riddle

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:43 PM

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

You have 10 seconds before the first hint.

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Here's a hint: Quack!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:44 PM

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ok

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:44 PM

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Here's a hint: MY EGGS!!!

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Nobody got it right...

The answer is: He kept quacking the eggs!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:44 PM

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ok😂

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.riddle

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:44 PM

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What kind of music do bunnies like?

You have 10 seconds before the first hint.

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Here's a hint: Two words!

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Here's a hint: Jump to the beat!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:44 PM

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hip hop

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:45 PM

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Well done @mystic hollow for getting it right!

The answer is: Hip hop!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:45 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:45 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:46 PM

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.help 2

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:46 PM

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Query "2" not found.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:47 PM

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😠

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:47 PM

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Command Help

Madlibs
.madlibs
Play Madlibs with the bot!

Magic8ball
.8ball <question>
Return a Magic 8ball answer from answers list.

Minesweeper
.minesweeper
Commands for Playing Minesweeper.

MonsterBio
.monsterbio
Sends your monster bio!

MonsterSurvey
.monster
The base voting command. If nothing is called, then it will return an embed.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:48 PM

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.catify 'h' is a good meme because it just doesn't mean anything. It's one of the few letters that really can't be associated with anything. By itself, it just cannot mean anything. The letter "a" is obviously associated with the word, we say it a lot. It's also a letter grade, along with BCDF. There's clear meaning in it. Even a less common letter like X is associated with something, like your "ex" or "exterminate" or something. Maybe even the algebra variable x, along with y and z. They're just too familiar.

But h? It's just h. It literally doesn't rhyme with anything. It doesn't stand for anything. It doesn't mean anything but it still takes effort to pronounce. H is succinct but also not the easiest letter to say in terms of effort. It takes effort to say for how succinct it is, and that makes it even more useless and it's great.

Online, it's a great way to say something without actually saying anything at all. It's the equivalent of just typing "." or just a blank message in a chat, except you're writing something that can be pronounced. It's brilliant.

Close after might come W and E. I'd argue that's why E became a meme before, it's also kind of a standalone letter but there are some differences. I'm sure W has seen its spotlight here and there over the past decade or more.

TL;DR The letter H by itself is so brilliantly useless. That's why it's so good.

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:48 PM

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'h' is a good 🐈 meme because ᓕᘏᗢ it ᘡᘏᗢ just doesn't ᓚᘏᗢ mean anything. It's one of the ᓚᘏᗢ few letters that really ᓇᘏᗢ 🐈 can't be associated with anything. By itself, it ᓇᘏᗢ just cannot mean anything. The letter "a" is obviously associated with the ᕂᘏᗢ word, we say it a lot. ᓇᘏᗢ It's also a letter grade, ᓕᘏᗢ ᓂᘏᗢ along with BCDF. There's ᓇᘏᗢ clear meaning in it. ᓕᘏᗢ Even a less common ᓇᘏᗢ ᕂᘏᗢ ᓇᘏᗢ letter like X is associated with ᘡᘏᗢ something, like your "ex" or "exterminate" or something. Maybe ᓕᘏᗢ even the algebra 🐈 variable ᓇᘏᗢ x, along with ᓂᘏᗢ y and z. ᓂᘏᗢ They're just too familiar. But h? It's just h. It literally doesn't rhyme with ᕂᘏᗢ ᕂᘏᗢ anything. ᘣᘏᗢ ᕂᘏᗢ 🐈 ᕂᘏᗢ It doesn't stand for anything. It doesn't mean ᘣᘏᗢ anything ᘣᘏᗢ ᕦᘏᗢ ᓚᘏᗢ but it still takes effort to pronounce. H is succinct but also not the ᓇᘏᗢ easiest letter to say in terms ᓂᘏᗢ of effort. It ᘣᘏᗢ ᘡᘏᗢ takes effort to say for how succinct it is, and that makes ᘡᘏᗢ it ᓇᘏᗢ even more useless and it's great. ᕦᘏᗢ Online, it's a great way to ᕦᘏᗢ say ᓇᘏᗢ something ᓚᘏᗢ without actually ᕂᘏᗢ saying anything ᓂᘏᗢ at ᓂᘏᗢ all. It's ᘡᘏᗢ ᕦᘏᗢ the equivalent of just typing "." ᓕᘏᗢ or just a ᕦᘏᗢ ᘣᘏᗢ blank message in a chat, except you're writing something that can ᓇᘏᗢ be pronounced. ᓚᘏᗢ ᕦᘏᗢ It's brilliant. Close ᕂᘏᗢ ᕂᘏᗢ after might ᘡᘏᗢ come W and ᕂᘏᗢ E. I'd argue that's why ᘣᘏᗢ E ᕂᘏᗢ became 🐈 a meme ᘡᘏᗢ ᘡᘏᗢ before, ᘡᘏᗢ it's also kind of a standalone ᘣᘏᗢ letter 🐈 but there are some differences. I'm sure W has seen its ᘣᘏᗢ spotlight here and there ᓇᘏᗢ over the past decade ᓂᘏᗢ ᓕᘏᗢ or more. TL;DR The letter ᓇᘏᗢ H by ᘡᘏᗢ itself is so ᕦᘏᗢ brilliantly useless. That's why it's so ᕦᘏᗢ good.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:50 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:50 PM

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Command Help

PrideAnthem
.prideanthem [genre]
Sends a message with a video of a random pride anthem.

PrideFacts
.pridefact [option]
Sends a message with a pride fact of the day.

PrideLeader
.pride_leader <pride_leader_name>
Information about a Pride Leader.

PythonFacts
.pythonfact
Sends a Random fun fact about Python.

Quackstack
.quack [ducktype=duck] [seed]
Use the Quackstack API to generate a random duck.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:51 PM

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.pythonfact

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:51 PM

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Python Facts

Python was named after Monty Python, a British Comedy Troupe, which Guido van Rossum likes.

Suggestions

Suggest more facts here!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:51 PM

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.pythonfact

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:51 PM

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Python Facts

If you type import this in the Python REPL, you'll get a poem about the philosophies about Python. (check it out by doing !zen in #bot-commands)

Suggestions

Suggest more facts here!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:52 PM

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.pythonfact

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:52 PM

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Python Facts

If you type import antigravity in the Python REPL, you'll be directed to an xkcd comic about how easy Python is.

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Suggest more facts here!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:52 PM

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.pythonfact

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:52 PM

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Python Facts

Python was named after Monty Python, a British Comedy Troupe, which Guido van Rossum likes.

Suggestions

Suggest more facts here!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:52 PM

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.pythonfact

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:52 PM

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Python Facts

If you type import this in the Python REPL, you'll get a poem about the philosophies about Python. (check it out by doing !zen in #bot-commands)

Suggestions

Suggest more facts here!

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:53 PM

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.stackoverflow H

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:53 PM

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Search results - Stackoverflow

Here are the top 5 results:

How to make this type of Json object in useState and set Value via form in react js

reddit_upvote 0 stack_eye 26 reddit_comments 1 stack_tag javascript, reactjs, json

Search request always return an empty results

reddit_upvote 3 stack_eye 353 reddit_comments 2 stack_tag notion-api

nodeJS encoding ponh format to base64 string

reddit_upvote 0 stack_eye 8 reddit_comments 0 stack_tag node.js, string, image

Matlab Data Average and new features extraction

reddit_upvote 0 stack_eye 17 reddit_comments 0 stack_tag matlab

How to get the defaultValue as input using onChange with React Axios, Express, MySQL

reddit_upvote 0 stack_eye 10 reddit_comments 0 stack_tag javascript, mysql, reactjs

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:53 PM

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I just wanted to search h

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the letter h

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.h

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:54 PM

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Command Help

ValentineZodiac
.zodiac <zodiac_sign>
Provides information about zodiac sign by taking zodiac sign name as input.

WTFPython
.wtf_python [query]
Search WTF Python repository.

WikipediaSearch
.wikipedia <search>
Sends paginated top 10 results of Wikipedia search..

Wolfram
.wolfram <query>
Requests all answers on a single image, sends an image of all related pods.

WonderTwins
.formof
Command to send a Wonder Twins inspired phrase to the user invoking the command.

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:56 PM

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.wikipedia H

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 3:56 PM

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Wikipedia Search Results

H
aspiration. H with diacritics: Ĥ ĥ Ȟ ȟ Ħ ħ Ḩ ḩ Ⱨ ⱨ ẖ ẖ Ḥ ḥ Ḣ ḣ Ḧ ḧ Ḫ ḫ ꞕ Ꜧ ꜧ IPA-specific symbols related to H: ʜ ɦ ʰ ʱ ɥ ᶣ ɧ ꟸ: Modifier letter capital H with

Planck constant
denoted by h {\textstyle h} . The reduced Planck constant, or Dirac constant, equal to the constant divided by 2 π {\textstyle 2\pi } , is denoted by ℏ {\textstyle

mystic hollow Aug 28, 2022, 3:56 PM

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H🤯🤯🤯

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 5:05 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 5:05 PM

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Chick Norris solved the halting problem.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 5:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 5:06 PM

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 5:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 28, 2022, 5:06 PM

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Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

main scarab Aug 28, 2022, 5:06 PM

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LMAO

true apex Aug 29, 2022, 12:29 PM

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.topic

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 12:29 PM

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**If you had $100 bill in your Easter Basket, what would you do with it?**

Suggest more topics here!

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up, or else.

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:12 PM

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.h

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.earth

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:13 PM

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Earth Photo

A photo of Earth 🌎 from Unsplash.

Author

Photo by Patrick Hendry on Unsplash.

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:13 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:13 PM

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Command Help

ValentineZodiac
.zodiac <zodiac_sign>
Provides information about zodiac sign by taking zodiac sign name as input.

WTFPython
.wtf_python [query]
Search WTF Python repository.

WikipediaSearch
.wikipedia <search>
Sends paginated top 10 results of Wikipedia search..

Wolfram
.wolfram <query>
Requests all answers on a single image, sends an image of all related pods.

WonderTwins
.formof
Command to send a Wonder Twins inspired phrase to the user invoking the command.

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:13 PM

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.formof

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:13 PM

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Form of an anchor of ice!

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:14 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:14 PM

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Command Help

Speedrun
.speedrun
Sends a link to a video of a random speedrun.

SpookyEightBall
.spookyeightball <question>
Responds with a random response to a question.

SpookyGif
.spookygif
Fetches a random gif from the GIPHY API and responds with it.

SpookyRating
.spookyrating [who]
Calculates the spooky rating of someone.

Stackoverflow
.stackoverflow <search_query>
Sends the top 5 results of a search query from stackoverflow.

ashen epoch Aug 29, 2022, 4:14 PM

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#sir-lancebot-playground

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:15 PM

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.spookygif

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.spookygif

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.spookyrating me

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:16 PM

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In the future, don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Member "me" not found.

Usage:```
.spookyrating [who]

lofty ledge Aug 29, 2022, 4:16 PM

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.spookyrating @lofty ledge

wicked parrotBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:16 PM

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💀 Picture Perfect... 💀

Assile#2704 scored 36%!

A whisper from Satan

You've nailed the costume this year! You look suuuper scary! Now make sure to play the part and act out your costume and you'll be sure to give a few people a massive fright!

obtuse kindle Aug 29, 2022, 4:56 PM

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!e

for i in range(-1, 2):
  print(i*100 + 31/60*60)

rough gladeBOT Aug 29, 2022, 4:56 PM

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@obtuse kindle :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

001 | -69.0
002 | 31.000000000000004
003 | 131.0

sweet grotto Aug 30, 2022, 2:00 AM

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.savetheworld

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 2:00 AM

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Command Help

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.avatar_modify reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.avatar_modify spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to the specified message via DMs.

sweet grotto Aug 30, 2022, 2:01 AM

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.battleship

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 2:19 AM

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Game over! @grave prawn timed out so @sweet grotto wins!

lethal nest Aug 30, 2022, 1:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 1:30 PM

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!false, (It's funny because it's true)

obtuse kindle Aug 30, 2022, 4:17 PM

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!e

foo = [1, 2, 3]
print([foo[:i+1] for i in range(len(foo))])

rough gladeBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:17 PM

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@obtuse kindle :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

[[1], [1, 2], [1, 2, 3]]

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:21 PM

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.uwu how are you?

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:21 PM

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how awe y-you?

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:21 PM

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.uwu how are you?

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:21 PM

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how awe you?

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:21 PM

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.uwu how are you?

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:22 PM

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how awe you?

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:22 PM

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.uwu how are you?

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:22 PM

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how a-awe you?

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:22 PM

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.madlibs

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:22 PM

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Madlibs

Enter a word that fits the given part of speech!

Part of speech: noun

Make sure not to spam, or you may get auto-muted!

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:22 PM

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flat

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jump

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quiet

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rahul

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jump

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flat

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king

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flat

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flat

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queen

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bee

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:24 PM

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Our Cafeteria

Our school cafeteria has really flat food. Just thinking about it makes my stomach jump. The spaghetti is quiet and tastes like rahul. One day, I swear one of my meatballs started to jump! The turkey tacos are totally flat and look kind of like old king. My friend Dana actually likes the meatloaf, even though it's flat and flat. I call it "Mystery Meatloaf" and think it's really made out of queen. My dad said he'd make my lunches, but the first day, he made me a sandwich out of bee and peanut butter! I think I'd rather take my chances with the cafeteria!

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:24 PM

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lmao

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.wondertwins hello

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:38 PM

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Form of shears of snow!

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.wondertwins

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Form of a straight-jacket of water!

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.wondertwins

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Form of a tiny trapeze of ice!

red pike Aug 30, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.formof ricky

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Form of a slingshot of snow!

mystic hollow Aug 30, 2022, 5:15 PM

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.uwu H

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 5:15 PM

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h

mystic hollow Aug 30, 2022, 5:15 PM

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H

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.uwu 'h' is a good meme because it just doesn't mean anything. It's one of the few letters that really can't be associated with anything. By itself, it just cannot mean anything. The letter "a" is obviously associated with the word, we say it a lot. It's also a letter grade, along with BCDF. There's clear meaning in it. Even a less common letter like X is associated with something, like your "ex" or "exterminate" or something. Maybe even the algebra variable x, along with y and z. They're just too familiar.

But h? It's just h. It literally doesn't rhyme with anything. It doesn't stand for anything. It doesn't mean anything but it still takes effort to pronounce. H is succinct but also not the easiest letter to say in terms of effort. It takes effort to say for how succinct it is, and that makes it even more useless and it's great.

Online, it's a great way to say something without actually saying anything at all. It's the equivalent of just typing "." or just a blank message in a chat, except you're writing something that can be pronounced. It's brilliant.

Close after might come W and E. I'd argue that's why E became a meme before, it's also kind of a standalone letter but there are some differences. I'm sure W has seen its spotlight here and there over the past decade or more.

TL;DR The letter H by itself is so brilliantly useless. That's why it's so good.

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 5:16 PM

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'h' is a good meme because i-it j-just d-doesn't mean anything. it's onye of the few wettews that weawwy can't b-be associated with anything. by itsewf, it just cannyot mean anything. the wettew "a" is o-obviouswy associated with the w-wowd, w-we s-say it a wot. it's awso a wettew gwade, awong with bcdf. thewe's cweaw meaning i-in it. even a wess common wettew wike x-x is associated with something, wike youw "ex" ow "extewminyate" o-ow something. maybe e-even the awgebwa vawiabwe x, awong with y-y and z-z >_< they'we just too famiwiaw.

but h? it's just h. it witewawwy doesn't whyme w-with a-anything. it doesn't s-stand fow a-anything. it doesn't mean anything but it stiww takes e-effowt to pwonounce. h is succinct but awso nyot the easiest wettew to say in tewms o-of effowt. it takes e-effowt to say fow how succinct it is, and that makes it even mowe usewess and it's gweat.

o-onwinye, it's a g-gweat way to say something without actuawwy s-saying a-anything a-at aww. it's t-the e-equivawent of just typing "." ow just a bwank message in a chat, except you'we writing something that can be pwonounced rawr it's b-bwiwwiant.

cwose aftew might come w-w and e. i'd a-awgue that's w-why e became a meme befowe, it's awso k-kind of a standawonye wettew but thewe awe some d-diffewences. i-i'm suwe w-w h-has seen its s-spotwight hewe and thewe ovew the p-past decade ow m-mowe.

tw;dw the wettew h by itsewf is so bwiwwiantwy usewess. that's why it's so good.

mystic hollow Aug 30, 2022, 5:17 PM

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😂😂😂😂😭H

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 5:17 PM

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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

mystic hollow Aug 30, 2022, 5:17 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 30, 2022, 5:17 PM

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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

sturdy slate Aug 31, 2022, 2:55 AM

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.help

hallow shale Aug 31, 2022, 3:41 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:41 AM

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Number of days since I have encountered an off-by-one error: 0.

red pike Aug 31, 2022, 8:53 AM

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.xkcd

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 8:53 AM

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XKCD comic #1854

The hardest refresh requires both a Mac keyboard and a Windows keyboard as a security measure, like how missile launch systems require two keys to be turned at once.

red pike Aug 31, 2022, 10:04 AM

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.latex

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 10:04 AM

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You're bad at computers.

Your input was invalid: query is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.latex <query>

red pike Aug 31, 2022, 10:04 AM

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.latex dino

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 10:04 AM

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$latex.png$

red pike Aug 31, 2022, 10:05 AM

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.latex bil

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 10:05 AM

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$latex.png$

red pike Aug 31, 2022, 10:05 AM

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.latex ricky

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 10:05 AM

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$latex.png$

mint sparrow Aug 31, 2022, 3:43 PM

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.latex AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:43 PM

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$latex.png$

mint sparrow Aug 31, 2022, 3:43 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:43 PM

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Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

mint sparrow Aug 31, 2022, 3:44 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:44 PM

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There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

mint sparrow Aug 31, 2022, 3:44 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:44 PM

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Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.

mint sparrow Aug 31, 2022, 3:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:45 PM

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

mint sparrow Aug 31, 2022, 3:45 PM

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.latex ААА

wicked parrotBOT Aug 31, 2022, 3:45 PM

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Failed to render input.

No logs available.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:50 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:50 AM

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A programmer walks into a foo...

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about Class Factory Pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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.jokr

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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Q: What is Chuck Norris's favorite Javascript framework? A: Knockout.js.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:51 AM

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You can't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, because he follows you.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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You can't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, because he follows you.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimises itself.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:52 AM

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Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 words per minute.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Chuck Norris's programs never exit, they are terminated.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, 'Hey, I want don't any conditions race like time last!'

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:53 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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The only design pattern Chuck Norris knows is the God Object Pattern.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

rough gladeBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:54 AM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @sinful compass until <t:1661994248:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

dusty silo Sep 1, 2022, 12:55 AM

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You must love jokes, eh?

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!unmute 769221607888912487

rough gladeBOT Sep 1, 2022, 12:55 AM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @sinful compass.

dusty silo Sep 1, 2022, 12:55 AM

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Try not to spam it, objects. :3

sinful compass Sep 1, 2022, 1:39 AM

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dusty silo !unmute 769221607888912487

Thanks @dusty silo, there seems to be an unhealthy amount of Chuck Norris ones though 😂

main scarab Sep 1, 2022, 9:20 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:20 AM

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Command Help

Challenges
.challenge [language=python] [query]
The challenge command pulls a random kata (challenge) from codewars.com.

CheatSheet
.cheat [search_terms...]
Search cheat.sh.

CoinFlip
.coinflip [side]
Flips a coin.

Colour
.colour [colour_input]
Create an embed that displays colour information.

ConnectFour
.connect_four [board_size=7] [emoji1=🔵] [emoji2=🔴]
Play the classic game of Connect Four with someone!

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 1:59 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 1:59 PM

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Command Help

Bookmark
.bookmark delete
Delete the Sir-Lancebot message that the command invocation is replying to.

BotSource
.source [source_item]
Display information and a GitHub link to the source code of a command, tag, or cog.

BunnyNameGenerator
.bunnifyme
Gets your Discord username and bunnifies it.
.bunnyname
Picks a random bunny name from a JSON file.

Catify
.catify <text>
Convert the provided text into a cat themed sentence by interspercing cats throughout text.

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:00 PM

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.bunnifyme

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:00 PM

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MoyenPersontail

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:00 PM

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wut

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:00 PM

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Command Help

TriviaNightCog
.trivianight
The command group for the Python Discord Trivia Night.

TriviaQuiz
.quiz <category> <questions>
Start a quiz!

Twemoji
.twemoji [raw_emoji...]
Sends a preview of a given Twemoji, specified by codepoint or emoji.

Uwu
.uwu [text]
Echo an uwuified version the passed text.

ValentineFacts
.valentine_fact
Shows a random fact about Valentine's Day.

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:02 PM

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.wtf list

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:02 PM

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WTF Python?!

Search result for 'list': ▶ Splitsies *
Go to Repository Section

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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.catifyme

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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Your catified nickname is: MoyenPerson | ᕂᘏᗢ

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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Your catified nickname is: MoyenPerson | ᕂᘏᗢ | ᓕᘏᗢ

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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Your catified nickname is: MoyenPerson | ᕂᘏᗢ | ᓕᘏᗢ | ᕂᘏᗢ

native walrus Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 2:03 PM

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Fat chance.

Your display name is too long to be catified! Please change it to be under 26 characters.

burnt onyx Sep 1, 2022, 3:23 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 3:23 PM

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Certainly not.

Your display name is too long to be catified! Please change it to be under 26 characters.

burnt onyx Sep 1, 2022, 3:23 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 3:23 PM

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

burnt onyx Sep 1, 2022, 3:24 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

burnt onyx Sep 1, 2022, 3:24 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.

livid breach Sep 1, 2022, 4:35 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 4:35 PM

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Your catified nickname is: reverse | ᓇᘏᗢ

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:35 PM

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.rps rock

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:36 PM

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@uncut sparrow You and Sir Lancebot played rock, it's a tie.

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:40 PM

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.rps scissors

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:40 PM

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Sir Lancebot played paper! @uncut sparrow won!

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:40 PM

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noob

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.rps

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:40 PM

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You're bad at computers.

Your input was invalid: move is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.rps <move>

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:40 PM

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why roast me

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.rps help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:41 PM

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You have to stop.

Your input was invalid: Invalid move. Please make move from options: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

Usage:```
.rps <move>

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:41 PM

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no

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i wont

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:41 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:41 PM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:41 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ACLSU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:41 PM

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thats not even a word

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lusca

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alusc

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:42 PM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `cauls`, `claus`, `scaul`!

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:42 PM

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not a word

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:42 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'IMNS'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:42 PM

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mins

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snim

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smin

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misn

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:43 PM

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Well done @uncut sparrow for getting it right!

The words were: `mins`, `nims`!

uncut sparrow Sep 1, 2022, 9:43 PM

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.rps rock

wicked parrotBOT Sep 1, 2022, 9:43 PM

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@uncut sparrow You and Sir Lancebot played rock, it's a tie.

hazy frigate Sep 2, 2022, 4:10 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:10 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'BEFIRS'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

hazy frigate Sep 2, 2022, 4:10 AM

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fire

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:11 AM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `briefs`, `febris`, `fibers`, `fibres`!

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 4:24 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:24 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ADISV'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 4:24 AM

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Divas

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Huh

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Vidas

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:25 AM

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Well done @dawn elm for getting it right!

The words were: `davis`, `divas`, `vadis`!

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 4:25 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:25 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'BCERY'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `becry`, `bryce`!

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 4:27 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:27 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'EFLU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 4:27 AM

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Lufe

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Fuel

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:28 AM

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Well done @dawn elm for getting it right!

The words were: `flue`, `fuel`!

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:37 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:37 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'DLLOY'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:37 AM

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lloyd

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:38 AM

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Well done @maiden dock for getting it right!

The words were: `dolly`, `lloyd`!

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:38 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:38 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'EIRSW'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:39 AM

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wires

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:39 AM

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Well done @maiden dock for getting it right!

The words were: `swire`, `weirs`, `wires`, `wiser`, `wries`!

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:40 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:40 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'AEGRT'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:40 AM

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trage

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great

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grate

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:41 AM

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Well done @maiden dock for getting it right!

The words were: `gater`, `grate`, `great`, `greta`, `retag`, `targe`, `terga`!

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:41 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:41 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'CEHNO'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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noche

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chene

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chone

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cheno

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `cohen`, `enoch`!

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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f

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:42 AM

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about Class Factory Pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colours black and blue.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris's code.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:43 AM

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up, or else.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris's programs do not accept input.

rough gladeBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:44 AM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @maiden dock until <t:1662094469:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:54 AM

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:/

native peak Sep 2, 2022, 4:55 AM

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sorry, I just noticed the alert

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:55 AM

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I just wanted to see the chuck Norris jokes 😭

native peak Sep 2, 2022, 4:55 AM

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the spam filters can be a bit overzealous in the bot command channels 😅

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 4:55 AM

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native peak sorry, I just noticed the alert

nah it's my fault anyway

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considering that this is the third time

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that I've done this

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you would think I would learn my lesson by now lol

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every single time, it's the chuck norris jokes that get me

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and then i say that I'll never touch the bot again

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then a few weeks later, im back

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getting muted again

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one day I'll learn

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 5:21 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 5:21 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'LOSTU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 5:21 AM

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Loust

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 5:22 AM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `lotus`, `louts`, `tolus`!

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 5:31 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 5:31 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'CEINOST'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 5:31 AM

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Bruh...

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 5:32 AM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `contise`, `noetics`, `notices`, `section`!

dawn elm Sep 2, 2022, 5:33 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 5:33 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'CEIINSTZ'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `citizens`, `zincites`!

deft robin Sep 2, 2022, 8:53 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:53 AM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'AALMR'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

deft robin Sep 2, 2022, 8:53 AM

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lamar

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alma

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almar

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ralma

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:54 AM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `alarm`, `malar`, `maral`, `marla`, `ramal`!

clever sable Sep 2, 2022, 3:15 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 3:15 PM

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

clever sable Sep 2, 2022, 3:15 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 3:15 PM

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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

clever sable Sep 2, 2022, 3:15 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 3:15 PM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

jovial dune Sep 2, 2022, 4:03 PM

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.nanagram

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:04 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'AEELRV'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

jovial dune Sep 2, 2022, 4:04 PM

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leer

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:05 PM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `laveer`, `leaver`, `reveal`, `vealer`!

jovial dune Sep 2, 2022, 4:05 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 4:05 PM

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'It works on my machine' always holds true for Chuck Norris.

peak carbon Sep 2, 2022, 5:45 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 5:45 PM

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Your catified nickname is: not ionite | ᕂᘏᗢ

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 6:02 PM

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Your catified nickname is: Fright | ᕂᘏᗢ

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.catify 5

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 6:02 PM

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🐈 5

maiden dock Sep 2, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.catify hello world

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 6:02 PM

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hello ᓕᘏᗢ world

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:54 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:54 PM

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Chuck Norris's calculator has only 3 keys: 0, 1, and NAND.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:54 PM

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Ooof

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:54 PM

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time: break salesman into N pieces; kick each piece to a different city.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Lmao wtf

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Why are there soany chuck norris ones

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Bruh

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:55 PM

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Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

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Fair enough

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

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Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

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Lmaooo

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

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Ooof

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:56 PM

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/chuck-thumb-thumbs-up-dodgeball-thank-you-chuck-norris-chuck-norris-gif-14567035

Tenor

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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Chuck Norris's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not running.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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No

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.jokr

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:57 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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Hmmm

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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@wicked parrot is a chuck norris simp

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:58 PM

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Chuck Norris writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as documentation for other programmers.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Bruhhhhh

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Ooof

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Chuck Norris causes the Blue Screen of Death.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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.joke