ot1-perplexing-regexing

[tranquil orchid]

~3k

[cold current]

Thank you @tranquil orchid I watched that video again

[lofty dirge]

sure but if people left, you would expect it to slowly climb back up

[solid pollen]

Damn

[lofty dirge]

like a dip THEN slow 100 users per day climb

[solid pollen]

That could just be a stats issue though

[tranquil orchid]

yeah

its a weird change from the trend

[solid pollen]

It looks too much linear

[cold current]

Yea that is so unnatural

That's wayyyy too perfect to be real haha

[solid pollen]

What does sir @bleak lintel would say about that?

[cold current]

Explain yourself, Joe

[scenic blaze]

Well, last time a ping happened we lost a bunch of users

[bleak lintel]

Yeah it's a stats bug

[cold current]

What's up with it?

[bleak lintel]

when the bot restarts sometimes it reports members without fully waiting for the cache to fill

[cold current]

Yea, but that entire dataset seems way too perfect

[bleak lintel]

so we get a jump down and then it fills so it is correct

it is like

30 minute intervals

if I gave you 10 second intervals

that would be a different story

lol

but because computation I don't want to give you that

[cold current]

Huh. I guess I'm just not used to seeing such perfectly linear data...

[bleak lintel]

without that jump you'd notice a different thing

I can fix it maybe now

What does it jump down to, can someone get me a number?

[tranquil orchid]

Yeah other than the spike that lines pretty straight

[cold current]

Like, literally, perfectly straight

[tranquil orchid]

it dropped about 3 - 3.5 k

[solid pollen]

92k something

[tranquil orchid]

yeah down to 92k

or just above

[solid pollen]

Could you write a little filter to detect aberrant values, and interpolate them?

[bleak lintel]

ah I'll fix it later

yeah I could, or I could fix the reporting bug

need to head out now

[solid pollen]

Cya

[cold current]

👋

[gentle moss]

it's a friggin plugin doing it

arrrrrrg

so some twat made a plugin that seems unaware of forwarded-proto so wont behave properly behind a reverse proxy

conveniently someone else has made an SSL fixer plugin, that fixes the requests from the badly made plugin

and this is why wordpress can get in the fucking bin

[plucky ridge]

It's like a card tower that people tried to reinforce to keep it from toppling over

Interesting

[gentle moss]

it's plugins all the way down

[rough sapphire]

discord.gift/sdhc2atBy7zynqnCmy7sMjAs

woah that was quick

someone got it already

wow

[gentle moss]

people using custom clients with nitro snipers

[rough sapphire]

vut

[gentle moss]

there's 95,000 people in here, so i'm willing to bet that's the case

[plucky ridge]

Probably

They detect a gift code and just snatch it up

Pretty scummy

[gentle moss]

super scummy

oh man it feels good to have solved this problem

[undone berry]

what was the solution? Plugin configuration?

[gentle moss]

getting a new plugin to fix a bad theme / plugin that was referencing css / js with http

[plucky ridge]

I can imagine. I just hope it's not like my satisfaction where I have to go back and fix it multiple times because some of our machines are dumb

[gentle moss]

i think because it's protocol unaware.

[undone berry]

It's gotta be so nice being a carpenter or something where there's a clear final done point

once you put the staircase up

you probably aren't coming back for a few years

[gentle moss]

technically it would see http traffic, because it's behind a reverse proxy

but that extra line in the wp-config was supposed to fix that

and it did for base wordpress stuff, just not the themes/plugins

what a pissabout

carpentry is pretty soothing

or just building in general

[plucky ridge]

True

It's satisfying to construct and make

[quick ledge]

are you guys still talking about weird jointed hands?

[spring trout]

.topic

[median dome]

Name one famous person you would like to have at your easter dinner.

[quick ledge]

are you guys still talking about weird jointed hands?
I know I'm late to the party, but here's my entry

[cold current]

One of my friends can touch the back of her hand with her thumb

[tranquil orchid]

is her thumb missing bones

[plucky ridge]

Dude you could serve a plate on that thumb

[quick ledge]

lmaoXD

[sand goblet]

the perfect appendage to hang things on

like coats and hats

[quick ledge]

lmao you guys are killing me

[plucky ridge]

I also have hitchhiker thumb, though

Your thumb tip is just longer than mine

[quick ledge]

cool

apparently something something hyper elasticity something something long fingers

so one of my valves in my heart is also llong

and has a remote chance of collapsing

or something

[plucky ridge]

I guess that makes sense as well. Elastic tendons and connective tissue wouldn't give as much resistance so various tubes and bones would be able to stretch further than they normally would under higher tension. Oh that's scary

Is there any preventative surgery or anything?

[quick ledge]

nah idc

[plucky ridge]

Or is it mostly livable

[quick ledge]

idkk

I did a test and they confirmed the hyperelasticity and valve thingy

but it's a small chance

so livable

I think

[plucky ridge]

Well make sure you take care of yourself

[quick ledge]

I'm not scared or anything

[plucky ridge]

For sure

[candid plover]

ay if theres a stocks split and you own a fractional share, does that convert into a whole share?

[lofty dirge]

sunshine, kind of

you would have to see investment company policy on it

[candid plover]

its with RobinHood but i just think its logical that it worked that way

im only assuming though

[lofty dirge]

not really

because fractional shares don't really exist in stock market

what fractional shares are is investing company uses your money with other people money to buy shares

[candid plover]

but if my fractional is like 0.9 and then APPL does a 4:1 split

wouldnt that overflow into a whole?

[lofty dirge]

depends on how Robinhood handles it

[candid plover]

like 0.1 share would turn into a 0.5

yeah they website said

If you currently own fractional shares of Tesla, you will own 5 times that fractional number after the split. For example, 0.1 shares of TSLA will become 0.5 shares of TSLA.

but the thing is i have 0.9 of apple, so

thats where the confusion is

[lofty dirge]

is APple doing 4 to 1 split?

I exited APPL

[candid plover]

yeah, and tesla is doing a 5:1

[quick ledge]

I also have hitchhiker thumb, though
@plucky ridge you know what, you should do try some testy tests too
not tryna alarm you or anything

[lofty dirge]

I sold most of my positions so I haven't kept track

so in theory your .9 should become 3.6

[candid plover]

yeah im just trying to get into it, instead of talking about it

long time lurker, first time buyer haha

[lofty dirge]

I'm in it a fair amount

with significant 5 digits in the market, not a fan of trading

[plucky ridge]

@quick ledge That's the only instance I have of loose joints

[lofty dirge]

Vanguard funds are generally the way to go

[plucky ridge]

That and my shoulders are a bit stringy

But I get a yearly physical and they haven't found anything funky yet

[quick ledge]

oh cool

[candid plover]

does vanguard have the same growth?

because i mean TSLA has gone to the moon

and with the Battery stuff theyre doing its not gonna slow down anytime soon

[lofty dirge]

no but it doesn't have same risk

and with the Battery stuff theyre doing its not gonna slow down anytime soon

[candid plover]

if they even make any progress, ANY progress on self driving

its gonna balloon

[lofty dirge]

Said by every investor until they go under

[candid plover]

hhahaha

thats so true

[lofty dirge]

the fact they are splitting indicates issues IMO

[candid plover]

maybe for TSLA but Apple is probably never been better

took 40 years to reach a trillion valuation and then in like 2 years

[lofty dirge]

AAPL splitting is weird for me

[candid plover]

theyre at trillion

[lofty dirge]

TSLA makes sense, AAPL kind of doesn't

[candid plover]

the split is gonna make them bullish right?

I mean you would think it being cheaper would attract more investors

[lofty dirge]

that's my point

I think TSLA is hoping to keep small time investors who don't have time to read deeply into their financial reports in their stock and thus give them access to capital

I'd say AAPL is doing that but they don't seem to need to

[candid plover]

yeah TSLA is a mess but they are more than a car company which is often over looked

[stone beacon]

Hi I am bored well no exactly bored but still bored

[lofty dirge]

unless they are planning big stock sell off and thus want to boost it before selling

[candid plover]

if TSLA can lower the prices on the vehicles, improve battery, and make a decent push into solar power .. i mean it should pick up the slack

i mean its not Uber or something, i think they have a shot

[lofty dirge]

big "should"

[candid plover]

true, thats the risk

[lofty dirge]

I think UBER/LYFT are bad choices

[candid plover]

UBER is a horrible choice

[lofty dirge]

looking at my positions, I'm out of AAPL, TSLA, AMD

[candid plover]

but thats the thing, at least theirs some logic to TSLA

[lofty dirge]

most of it was funneled into VFINX

[candid plover]

hahahaha wow I just got into Apple, TSLA AMD and MSFT

[lofty dirge]

I'm still in MSFT

need to see if I should remain

[candid plover]

MSFT mostly cause of the TikTok thing and Xcloud

[lofty dirge]

I got into MSFT when COVID happened

[stone beacon]

?

[candid plover]

yeah i hadnt popped the cherry , i shouldve

it was a stupid decision not to

[stone beacon]

😐

[candid plover]

but i think TikTok would be huge

theyre trying to buy it, for context lol

[stone beacon]

TikTok is getting banned I think

[candid plover]

yeah but MSFT is trying to buy it... with Walmart lol

[stone beacon]

Wow hmm so interfering with the plans of trump?

[sand goblet]

oracle is probably buying tiktok

[candid plover]

Trump approves of it actually

[sand goblet]

they just offered 20 billion for it

[candid plover]

he's trying to get "a piece of the action"

twitter too

[sand goblet]

microsoft doesn't want to buy it

[cold current]

@sand goblet Do you mean million...?

[sand goblet]

no

[candid plover]

its a bidding war but MSFT

[sand goblet]

billion

[cold current]

20 billion....

[candid plover]

wow

[cold current]

That's... Wow.

[sand goblet]

it's insane

[candid plover]

I mean its the best competition for Facebook

with MSFT behind it , it could have a shot at rivaling them

[sand goblet]

https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/27/tiktok_oracle_sale/

again, microsoft doesn't really want to buy it

[candid plover]

why do you say that?

[sand goblet]

they just wanted a major stake in bytedance

[lofty dirge]

gdude, fucking a, Oracle can have it at that price

[sand goblet]

yeah I'd be happy to see oracle run it into the ground

they're good at that

[candid plover]

yeah thats a problem

[sand goblet]

it's a solution imo

[cold current]

Exactly what I was thinking, @sand goblet

Guaranteed to die as soon as Oracle purchases.

[candid plover]

at least MSFT could shoehorn it into xbox or their hardware

[sand goblet]

tiktok's latest thing is people cosplaying as dead holocaust survivors

[candid plover]

Oracle seems like a weird choice

[sand goblet]

so as far as I'm concerned it can die in a fire

[candid plover]

i think thats more a gen z problem

than a tiktok thing

[cold current]

That's the reason you dislike the platform?

The company itself has done some pretty terrible stuff

[lofty dirge]

my guess is Oracle wants it to try and drum up Oracle Cloud business

[cold current]

I'd say the horrible culture there is not the worst thing about it.

[lofty dirge]

Look, Oracle Cloud powers TIKTOK!

[sand goblet]

it perpetuates the horrible culture though

[cold current]

For sure, yea.

[rough sapphire]

I think its worst crime is child endangerment and pandering to attraction to teenagers (and younger). Its really not something I have to think about that often because im not a father but my brother has children. And according to him you can sign on there and within moment you have young girls prancing around like theyre on TV.

[candid plover]

Oracle really seems like theyre gonna fuck it up

which might be for the best

[cold current]

Oh, yea, no doubt, they are.

[candid plover]

at least MSFT could improve it

[rough sapphire]

Like what I mean is that that is the suggested content.

[candid plover]

by integrating into whatever they have

I also just think Facebook needs competition

they have a monopoly on Social Media (Almost)

[undone berry]

they have a monopoly on Social Media (Almost)
that's not even close to true

[rough sapphire]

The demographic of people that sign into facebook vs tiktok isnt the same. Tiktok is people who want to pretend they are famous. Facebook is people trying to find people they went to high school with.

[undone berry]

Twitter and Reddit are both massive

Snapchat is pretty big

[candid plover]

hmmm

[sand goblet]

discord is pretty big

[candid plover]

its an exaggeration sure

[cold current]

I forget that FB owns Instagram now

[undone berry]

no an exaggeration

[candid plover]

but that's their goal

[sand goblet]

and whatsapp, yeah

[undone berry]

just wrong

[candid plover]

instagram, whatsapp, and facebook are pretty big chunk

[sand goblet]

Re tiktok and "trauma porn"

TikTok declined to comment, but WIRED understands that the Holocaust videos were assessed and that the platform decided they do not violate its community guidelines

[cold current]

Yikes

[candid plover]

how does that even happen

how does that become a trend

[sand goblet]

because people want to go viral

they had another one back in april with people roleplaying battered women and abusive boyfriends

[rough sapphire]

yeah, at the heart of the most destructive things that happen from YouTube to Tiktok

Is that people want to be famous

[sand goblet]

yup

[rough sapphire]

Also imo... there are many parents who are endangering their own children. Particularly in latin communities, which I happen to know a lot of such people because of where I live, its very socially acceptable to just make accounts for your children and be like, "Look how cute me and my daughter are!"

And they teach them how to behave a certain way because they want to be famous too.

Its pretty nuts

[sand goblet]

it sure sounds nuts

[plucky ridge]

I mean do we not remember the whole Honey Booboo thing from years ago?

Child pageants and stuff are still a thing.

People still want to profit off their kids in that way

[lofty dirge]

Does Tiktok even show a profit?

they have all that data but video hosting isn't cheap either (even if they are short videos)

[sand goblet]

I kinda hope not

but they're probably selling data

[rough sapphire]

Even if you take out all the worst things that can happen with predators and all that, imagine growing up with a mother or father who literally couldnt stop plastering you all over the internet?

You dont know what those kids will grow up to feel like

they could be highly anxious people who dont thrive in that.

Yet they are born into it

[plucky ridge]

I mean the same thing could be said about having kids take piano lessons or sports

You don't know how they're going to be

Granted, the self-obsessive lifestyle those parents are trying to force on their kids isn't healthy

I'm not defending that at all

[rough sapphire]

yeah but what I mean is that... for most of us, having an Internet history was a choice we made as a adults. If you're my age you probably learned some lessons the hard way about how the Internet would blow up (things like using better passwords, not making accounts for dumb shit all over the net with the same user name, etc)

But creating internet profiles for your kids is irresponsible imo

[plucky ridge]

True enough

[royal laurel]

choice we made as adults

why do you lie

[rough sapphire]

lol

[plucky ridge]

Can't remember how old I was when I started to use the internet regularly

[royal laurel]

i've ben on the internet since i'm like 9

adult?

[rough sapphire]

for it was about age 12, but the difference was that back then, the internet was a dark alley no one would ever look at. By the time the Internet was what it is today, I had already learned a lot of things about it.

[sand goblet]

I was like 6 I think

[rough sapphire]

So yeah, for the younger generation, they dont get that. And if their parents are irresponsible with their identities, they have to live with it

[sand goblet]

but my parents limited the sites I was allowed on

[candid plover]

kids have ipads at like 3 now

[rough sapphire]

We just didnt have Internet until I was like 12. This was dialup era.

[sand goblet]

I had a windows 95 desktop

\o/

[candid plover]

in fact they make tablets specifically for kids under 4

[royal laurel]

y'all are truly becoming the new boomers huh

[rough sapphire]

I think if I had kids, it would be, "You are going to learn to use this computer. When you're old enough to use one of those idiot screens you can have one."

Id probably spend more time looking at devices designed for kids tho

if I had to make that calll

[royal laurel]

now i don't like kids but i have a sister

i think we've told her to not talk to people 4 times or so until she got it

like, kids are not as stupid as you think they are

[rough sapphire]

Some people are more easily manipulated and open to suggestion no matter how old they are.

Its something I would have to think about a lot harder than I think about it if i had kids, because I couldn't raise someone who was sheltered and didnt understand the world.

But I would have to think about when they were ready for what

And it would all be monitored until they were old enough to have earned privacy

I don't plan to be in that situation.

Many years ago I almost had a kid when I was much too young to be in that situation and the girl miscarried, which was very hard for her and I would never tell her I thought it was for the best, but I definitely did think that.

And ever since then I have made very responsible decisions involving my stuff.

[sand goblet]

making responsible decisions involving your stuff is a good plan

[rough sapphire]

indeed

[lofty dirge]

✂️

[sand goblet]

I wouldn't be against having kids myself, but I highly doubt it'll happen

(but it's not my place to explain why)

[quick ledge]

(but it's not my place to explain why)
as in you dont wanna disclose or you feel like this platform is not appropriate?

or coz you have an "unpopular opinion"

[sand goblet]

I mean because it concerns someone else haha

[quick ledge]

ah

[royal laurel]

because i don't have a functioning uterus

[quick ledge]

my brain was clocked at a slighly lower speed than usual, so it took me some time to understand. had to read what you wrote multiple times

[royal laurel]

that's why

[sand goblet]

yup

but I'm OK with it not being a possibility so

[royal laurel]

i doubt i'd want them even if i could have them

[quick ledge]

oh bcoz you are a guy 🤦‍♂️

[sand goblet]

no

lol

[quick ledge]

just got it----- nvmmm

[royal laurel]

no bro my uterus just sucks ass

[quick ledge]

oh sorry

[royal laurel]

@sand goblet we're now a gay couple

[quick ledge]

i should have stfu

[sand goblet]

hahaha

[quick ledge]

can i join?

[royal laurel]

it's alright i literally can't care any less lmao

[sand goblet]

but then we wouldn't be a couple

we'd be a

[rough sapphire]

I would definitely prefer not to, but like I said, the time it almost happened to me, I learned that once you make the choice to do it without protection, its all in her hands and you can either be supportive and do it with or be a jackass to everyone who ever knows the situation. So I was fully ready to do it at one point.

[sand goblet]

uh

trifecta?

[quick ledge]

oooh

[rough sapphire]

But that taught me how much i really dont want it

[sand goblet]

Yeah, you're right, and it's better to be a good person about it if it does happen

but it's OK to not want it

[quick ledge]

I don't want kids.
and i dont not not want kids

then again, I'm just 17

so i should stfu

[royal laurel]

i knew i hated them since i was 13 don't worry

you're allowed to have an opinion

[rough sapphire]

if I wasnt already with someone, I wouldnt mind if the girl had her own kids and they were already not toddlers anymore. But if they are babies/toddlers, I dont want to do that.

[quick ledge]

you're allowed to have an opinion
pineapple on pizza should be the only pizza

[rough sapphire]

I want them to be past the age where they touch everything

And are gross

[royal laurel]

pineapple on pizza should be the only pizza
chair but make it electric

[quick ledge]

lmao

[plucky ridge]

because i don't have a functioning uterus
@royal laurel It's okay, neither do I

[quick ledge]

im kidding of course

[sand goblet]

lol, hemlock

[royal laurel]

ayyy ganggang

[sand goblet]

teamgang groupsquad

[cold current]

Hey @plucky ridge, really quick, what's the command to examine a string with the bot?

[royal laurel]

PFFFFFT

[plucky ridge]

Uhhhhhh char something...

!char

Shit, hold on

[cold current]

I got it! !charinfo

[plucky ridge]

Yeah that

[sand goblet]

!charinfo !charinfo

[cold current]

But Discord does not let me paste my godawful unicode... RIP

[plucky ridge]

Completely blanked

[royal lake]

You are not allowed to use that command here. Please use the #bot-commands channel instead.

[sand goblet]

oh right

[scenic briar]

lol i posted a suggestion on microsoft foum

and someone replied with
𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 1-9xx-xx2-1xxx, 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙.

i literary posted a suggestion, not asking for support

like what the fuck lol

i cant imagine people actually calling this phone number

the account is created like 30 min ago, this is so sad

reported him hope he get banned soon

[spiral ridge]

i would just waste the scammers times with a vm

but hten again that could be harmful

but i think there are like discord servers that are for calling scam numbers

you post it, they waste their time

but i think reporting was the right move

[eternal wing]

@candid plover it looks cool

but I am not very into that sort of tech

for the reasons everyone is worried

[candid plover]

it listens to the voice of the user, and scans for "tone" to see if they sound apologetic, angry, friendly

that's a weird new use case I didnt even see coming

it also scans body fat, wearable tech has problems sure

but the health space

the fitness crowd and elderly

[eternal wing]

that is crazy. Amazon and google are really pumping out the AI lately. I cannot imagine the advertising data they will sell from those things.

[candid plover]

the advertising data scheme is never going to go away though

like ever.

but , its interesting to see AI emerge in new ways and even more interesting to see it become more mainstrea

i care more about the tech than the shady business practices tbh lol

[lofty dirge]

Diya, I've heard of that

it drives me crazy that Microsoft doesn't regular expression block the posting of phone numbers

[rough sapphire]

I wouldnt recommend engaging scammers for comedy to people.

Even assuming that you don't have a situation where a scammer is getting more out of your engagement than you realize... There isn't much comedy to be had from the situation to even justify it.

Most of the time its extremely low effort stuff.

Because the life of a scam artist is really just trying the same dumb thing over and over and over to a nauseating extent.

Its not like theyre pulling off intricate social heists most of the time. They are aware that 90% of the world is not dumb enough.

And when you respond... they dont flinch or provide any amount of amusement. They just think of how they can redirect you to some action, that you can better avoid but just not talking to them

Even becoming aware that youre looking for amusement from the situation is knowledge that can lead them to an idea to redirect you.

[scenic blaze]

How do I make data do what I want it to do 🙃

[spiral ridge]

use sudo

it seems to work on everything

sudo data work

sudo data obey

[narrow pecan]

Welp. Don't just use sudo on everything

[spiral ridge]

why not

sudo = power

[scenic blaze]

I mean, I don't know how much I should be worrying about this when it's like...

These two graphs are pretty close

They're close enough, eh?

[narrow pecan]

They are quite similar, but still very different

The Y-axises are also scaled very, very differently

[scenic blaze]

Yeah, I still need to make them scaled better

[young shoal]

E-11

E1

[scenic blaze]

😄

[young shoal]

at least they look the same

[round rose]

"Hey can I copy your graph?"
"Sure, just change it up a bit so it's not obvious"

[scenic blaze]

rofl

[lofty dirge]

that is some excel monster right there

[scenic blaze]

Yeah, close enough 👍 Thanks team!

Hmm

I could potentially create dozens of similar charts like that for all my data files

Validation testing sucks

[ebon python]

anyone play brawlhalla

[spiral ridge]

this isnt really the place to ask

i think the games vc would be more apporiate

[ebon python]

the admin told me to ask in off topic chat

[spiral ridge]

oh ok

[narrow pecan]

Off topic would be good for it

[spiral ridge]

if you want ot talk to people then you can go to the games vc

[narrow pecan]

Since it's off topic

[ebon python]

i wont be able to find the games chat because theres litterly 100 FUCKING CHANNELS

oh nvm

@viral parrot can you make a chat for weebs and hentai

[viral parrot]

nope

[ebon python]

ok

thanks anyways

[viral parrot]

we are a discord partnered server, no NSFW channels allowed

[ebon python]

or just an anime channel

[narrow pecan]

Is there a rule about that?

[viral parrot]

thats not python related

[ebon python]

ok

[viral parrot]

but you can talk about anime here in off-topic

[spiral ridge]

you can go to anotehr server if you are that concerned

[viral parrot]

since, its... off topic

there are a lot of amine discussions here from time to time

im catching up on one piece atm

[ebon python]

@viral parrot you play any games

or made any that we can both play

[gritty zinc]

@small fossil

Hi have i introduced you to rust? you know the language where 10s is FAST lul
that's what I got the impression from, most of my competitive programming programs in Rust compile longer than they run 😅

[small fossil]

because the compiler does such a good job tho :P

[gritty zinc]

yeah, I love how much stuff it tells you when you screw up

[viral parrot]

hey @ebon python

[ebon python]

yes?

[viral parrot]

i play some games, but i do not make any

[small fossil]

Tbf i prefer the compile errors

[ebon python]

ok

[viral parrot]

atm im playing WoW

but its not free

[ebon python]

oof

[small fossil]

Unlike Go i know that i wont get thread issues or deadlocks if i follow the compiler

[ebon python]

brawlhalla is free on steam

[small fossil]

which is very nice

[viral parrot]

oh i see..

looks to be to fast paste for my taste

[young shoal]

WoW pog

[viral parrot]

im old you see

😄

[young shoal]

it's basically a smash copy

[viral parrot]

need slow games

[ebon python]

not that fast paste

ever heard of super smash bros?

[viral parrot]

yes i have.

[young shoal]

that's uh, pretty fast paced

[ebon python]

its basicly that

[viral parrot]

and its way to fast for me..

[ebon python]

but on every consle

oh ok

[viral parrot]

i can only play it agains AI 😄

get crushed online

[ebon python]

i know like 1 combo

[viral parrot]

but, again.. its due to age 😄

[ebon python]

how old are you then

[viral parrot]

im 38

[ebon python]

oh

thats not very old

[viral parrot]

well thank you 😄

[ebon python]

but my dad is like 42 i think and he is starting to get grey hairs

so your almost starting to get a little old

[viral parrot]

this is the game im playing atm

[ebon python]

oh

graphics kinda look like newer runescape

[viral parrot]

yes it kinda does.

[ebon python]

like kind of a runescape remasterd

looks fun

[viral parrot]

well, thats World of Warcraft for you

[young shoal]

i feel like evil is silently seething rn

[viral parrot]

i can do some seething in SWTOR 😄

[ebon python]

well, thats World of Warcraft for you
@viral parrot by WoW i didnt think you meant world of warcraft lol

[young shoal]

wrestlers of wrestlemania

[ebon python]

i thought the name was just wow

[viral parrot]

yeah, its a very common acronym

[ebon python]

nah i thought the games name was only wow

not even an acronym

[viral parrot]

cotcha 😄

[ebon python]

any free games you play?

[scenic blaze]

I tried playing an MMO with a controller and it was terrible and my team hated me and swore at me and it hurt even more because my fiancee was on my team.

[ebon python]

damn you got a fiancee

nice

[young shoal]

yikes

did you even have enough buttons

[ebon python]

what do you mean

[young shoal]

have you seen wow gameplay

[ebon python]

no

[young shoal]

oh..

[viral parrot]

mmo on a controller @scenic blaze

thats kinda respect

terrible.. but still... respect

[scenic blaze]

I was a healer and it was so hard to target my teammates

[viral parrot]

i can imagine

there was a controller mod for wow a few years back, but it got removed by blizzard

[scenic blaze]

Playing with a controller though is so much easier on my hands and just more comfortable

and rip

[viral parrot]

yea, i do get that..

[cold current]

I like being able to lean way back with a controller

But I'm terrible with controllers

[viral parrot]

stream your mmo to a tv, play with controller

[scenic blaze]

You also got to communicate only via emotes

lol

(or voice, obviously)

[deep drum]

it is thundering like really, really freaking loud right now.

i had forgotten nature could be this loud

[spiral ridge]

how could you forget

[deep drum]

been a while

must be hurricane laura

[spiral ridge]

then i suggest you get out of there

if you consider people as nature then nature is loud

[deep drum]

thunder wildin'

[spiral ridge]

yeah but its cozy when its raining

at least thats how i feel

[deep drum]

not thunder tho. rain is good. thunder this loud? im ok

[cold current]

I like thunder to a point, yea.

If it messes with my power, not at all

Why is cls on Windows faster than clear on Linux?

[eternal wing]

I liked thunder storms until it set everything on fire

[spiral ridge]

yeah bc then thunderstorm burn tree then no breathe then polluted air then die

[zenith radish]

no

thunderstorm is thunder

it wont set anything on fire

lightning will though

[cold current]

What do you think causes thunder?

[spiral ridge]

sound

[zenith radish]

no

[spiral ridge]

yes

[zenith radish]

thunder is caused by me after eating taco bell

duh

[spiral ridge]

still sound

[zenith radish]

no

silent sound is still sound

but sound isnt always silent sound

but im just trying to confuse you

but that was obvious since the start

😦

[spiral ridge]

haha thats my job

good to have two people doing it

[zenith radish]

🙂

can you speak stroke

[rancid forge]

update to my windows: we're at 30%, averaging 1 percent every 14 minutes!

[spiral ridge]

Nice!

That shouldn't take too long

only 910 minutes to go

mb 900 minutes bc that text was sent 10 minutes prior

[manic bloom]

just 15 hours lol

[mild abyss]

@rancid forge youre probably done dowloading

[rancid forge]

wrong

[young shoal]

yikes

[mild abyss]

@rancid forge i bet youre done now. not the download

[young shoal]

@rancid forge check now

[rancid forge]

i just did

[young shoal]

again

it might be done

[young shoal]

try now it's been a while

[topaz aurora]

Took mine 3 hours

[young shoal]

oof

[scenic briar]

it drives me crazy that Microsoft doesn't regular expression block the posting of phone numbers
@lofty dirge they does i think that is why they used kind of like a emoji instead of just number

that is to bypass the filter

i seen pop out and alot of other kind of scam

never thought about this one

[rancid forge]

before i report again the current percent complete, i first want to ask everyone a question

is this what a bridge is supposed to look like

ok here it is

[scenic briar]

lol

[ebon python]

a slice of pie is 3.25 dollars in jamaica

a slice of pie is 2.50 dollars in the bahamas

these are the "pie rates of the carribien"

[eternal wing]

I appreciate this

[topaz aurora]

I'm saving that one for Hem

.bm 749095592315060305

[rancid forge]

this is why i need to get a good test of my otname groups because that could totally fit

.bm 749095592315060305 otname group example perhaps

[spiral ridge]

which message is this

[eternal wing]

what is this bm command

[spiral ridge]

https://discordapp.com/channels/267624335836053506/463035241142026251/749095592315060305

so that is the message

.bm is for bookmarking messages

[median dome]

Do you mind?

Your input was invalid: Message "is" not found.

Usage:
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]

[spiral ridge]

should have used a backslash

oh ok

[upper sand]

lol after 3 weeks of practice finally did it

wew

[young shoal]

eh?

[upper sand]

i had 25 wpms before lul

[eternal wing]

what is this xD

[upper sand]

typing speed lol

[young shoal]

errors though

[spiral ridge]

lol im at a measly 45 wpm

[young shoal]

what are you using to test that?

[upper sand]

yea i used to have 10 errors in 25 wpms

lul

keybr.com

[scenic briar]

me average 60wpm

😐

[upper sand]

but i mostly practice in typing club

i think charlie suggested that

[scenic briar]

@upper sand i remember people shared a type race here

[upper sand]

ye

[scenic briar]

and i just kept getting destroyed

they are typing like 100wpm

[upper sand]

bruh they are like at 100

ye was about to say that

[eternal wing]

what test you using?

[upper sand]

i used to type with only four fingers

keybr.com

[scenic briar]

i type with 4 finger tooo

...

unless i wanted to press cap or something

[eternal wing]

damit

[scenic briar]

what test is that

[ebon python]

@terse sluice can you make a voice chat for bussiness this person is talking about bussiness

[eternal wing]

just one that came up

[scenic briar]

@eternal wing what test is that

[terse sluice]

um.. no?

[ebon python]

ok

[upper sand]

lol

site name non?

[terse sluice]

heh

i got that the other day

[topaz aurora]

I'll catch up to @terse sluice one of these days

[tranquil orchid]

speed

[terse sluice]

lol

[gentle sierra]

i have 30 😎

[ebon python]

I'll catch up to @terse sluice one of these days
@topaz aurora sure you will

[tranquil orchid]

What site is that

[terse sluice]

https://monkey-type.com/

[spiral ridge]

@terse sluice can you make a voice chat for bussiness this person is talking about bussiness
@ebon python #community-meta

[spiral ridge]

oops i accidently pinged you

[tranquil orchid]

can't wait to get 60wpm here we go

[terse sluice]

let me see what i get on my laptop, instead of my desktop

[topaz aurora]

one of these days

[young shoal]

lol

[tranquil orchid]

oh damn

not bad

[upper sand]

dem

[tranquil orchid]

I think i might be able to beat f1re here one sec

[topaz aurora]

Also the large dip at the start is me spacing out

I tend to do that a lot when typing

[eternal wing]

thats better

[eternal wing]

you bastard

[upper sand]

what site is that

[eternal wing]

the one the eternal fire linked

[spiral ridge]

aw man i get 60 wpm

[robust briar]

@eternal wing bite me

[spiral ridge]

wtf

[eternal wing]

@eternal wing bite me
😉

[topaz aurora]

Also our graphs are rather similar @terse sluice

[tranquil orchid]

almost

[eternal wing]

I have a friend that only types with his index fingers and he is at like 120 wpm with almost no errors

[terse sluice]

what

impossible

[tranquil orchid]

I need to learn how to type properly

[spiral ridge]

yeah i also have a friend like that

[robust briar]

same

[spiral ridge]

but he get 27 wpm

[topaz aurora]

I'm a heretic that uses my index finger for the spacebar

[tranquil orchid]

I type weirdly

My left hand uses all of its fingers

my right uses about two

[topaz aurora]

Same

[tranquil orchid]

Alright i think i can beat f1re

here we go

[scenic briar]

how you get those graph

lol

:9

[spiral ridge]

do the link that fire sent

[upper sand]

monkey type is smooth lol

[spiral ridge]

yeah

[tranquil orchid]

yeah this sites actually real nice

[young shoal]

wanna see what f1re's speed is before i post mine so i won't get flamed

[eternal wing]

nailed it

[tranquil orchid]

he's got 109

[eternal wing]

ok Im done

and I have seen him do it. It is insane

[spiral ridge]

yeah im bad

[scenic briar]

i am too used to using my index finger only

xd

[eternal wing]

how

[tranquil orchid]

well i beat f1re

[scenic briar]

i did not even tried to learn touch type i just type too much

[tranquil orchid]

just

[eternal wing]

how do you guys do this

[scenic briar]

O_O

[robust briar]

what them hands do though?

[eternal wing]

I play guitar like crazy, how does that not help me xD

unless you all can out shred me haha

[scenic briar]

lol i just realised i only uses my first finger on the right side of the keyboard

[terse sluice]

i play acoustic

[eternal wing]

im sure fire can

I have been sweep picking

[terse sluice]

lol i can't do that

[scenic briar]

ah yes i only use the first finger on the right side on the keyboard

[terse sluice]

i've never really tried though to be fair

[upper sand]

shredding and typing is differen tlol

[scenic briar]

😐

how to fix that

[terse sluice]

hah my friend does that

too much gaming for him

[scenic briar]

gaming?

[eternal wing]

I know, I just feel like it should help xD

I have been practicing sweeping

I cant say I can do it

shred war

lets go

[terse sluice]

meh, i don't do as well without my mechanical keyboard

[upper sand]

bahhaha lol i start at 40 wpms lul

[young shoal]

oh let me try my laptop keyboard

[tranquil orchid]

I'm on my laptop

[topaz aurora]

I'm apparently faster with my laptop keyboard

Less key travel maybe?

[tranquil orchid]

Yeah i feel like i would be slower on mechanical

I have to move my fingers more

[terse sluice]

i'm very much used to my mechanical keyboard, i'm faster on it

[tranquil orchid]

On a laptop my fingers just slide across the keys

[young shoal]

my friend on a laptop is as fast as me on my keyboard because she's only ever used that laptop lol

[spiral ridge]

i use laptop

[upper sand]

lol i got 10 dollar microsoft keyboard stop flexing keyboard

[terse sluice]

On a laptop my fingers just slide across the keys
i keep accidentally hitting keys lol

[young shoal]

i'm assuming i'll get like...a hundred, but probably not any better

[eternal wing]

I like my mechanical, this is my fastest

[terse sluice]

same

[spiral ridge]

i have to put the keyboard on my lap bc my desk is so messy

[young shoal]

oh

[spiral ridge]

like i somehow have a led light on my desk

diode

[tranquil orchid]

My desk is a semi mess atm

The left side is covered in wires and stuff for my raspberry pi

[young shoal]

oof

[tranquil orchid]

The right sides alright

[spiral ridge]

yeah same for my left side

my right side is notebooks and books

[eternal wing]

acoustic. shred. war

[terse sluice]

a little better

[eternal wing]

nice, dang

[terse sluice]

that was 15s though

[scenic briar]

i just tried those touch typing courses

and it is so hard

[tranquil orchid]

oh lemme try 15

[scenic briar]

lol

sad

i only uses my first finger to type and i am too used to that

[young shoal]

pleasantly surprised at how i did on my laptop

i haven't typed on it in like...3 months

[spiral ridge]

i got 45 wpm on keyboard and 60 on laptop

[spiral ridge]

i dont use it alot

[scenic briar]

why it is so hard

T_T

[upper sand]

i dont even think my brain can handle over 100

lol

[terse sluice]

meh

[scenic briar]

it is so hard

[terse sluice]

i want my mechanical keyboard

[scenic briar]

how long to learn touch type

[spiral ridge]

how much do mechanical keyboards cost

[scenic briar]

i tried to apply the thing i just learned here

[tranquil orchid]

I can touch type but not properly

[scenic briar]

i cant do it

[eternal wing]

I took a class in high school and have been doing it since

[young shoal]

from pretty cheap to extremely expensive

[scenic briar]

i keep using my first finger only

[robust briar]

i remeber having to type for most of middle school

[eternal wing]

I have logitech mechanical, it was lik $75, but it is not for everyone

[tranquil orchid]

I've been trying to learn how to type properly

[spiral ridge]

i once used my friends mechanical keyboard and it was waaayyy too sensitive

[eternal wing]

actually, I learned it in 4th grade

[spiral ridge]

is that the case with most machanical keyboards

[terse sluice]

most mechanical keyboards are take more pressure to press down on

[scenic briar]

i had been typing the wrong way for so long

[spiral ridge]

i have been too for half of my life

[eternal wing]

get a keyboard condom, then you HAVE to touch type

[upper sand]

lol

[scenic briar]

@west zephyr i end up using my first finer only

[eternal wing]

you can literally get covers that block all the keys

[terse sluice]

do you guys like 60%, 80%, or 100% keyboards?

[young shoal]

i have a full

[terse sluice]

i like full as well

[eternal wing]

i have a compact without the num keys

[young shoal]

i need to get a small one to bring around, so i kinda want a 60% soon

[terse sluice]

i can maybe survive without the num keys, but i hate not having the 20% in between

i use those keys a lot

[eternal wing]

I just dont have the desk real-estate

[terse sluice]

lol, they're really useful

[scenic briar]

this is so hard

[robust briar]

i have the key pad but i don't use it though

[scenic briar]

:((((

[eternal wing]

I have media controls on FN

[terse sluice]

same

except i don't really use them on my desktop, since i have an external thing

and on my laptop, i have fn lock enabled

[upper sand]

ohh

[eternal wing]

yeah, I dont really have a reason to use media controls

[upper sand]

freak y do i start around 40

🙃

[scenic briar]

yes i built the wrong muscle memory

[upper sand]

lol starts at 40 no matter what

[scenic briar]

this is so hard

i kept making typos

i type so slow

[upper sand]

same lol

my avg is 70 lol

i guess my brain cant process faster than that

bahaha

[robust briar]

2020 has taken it too far

[upper sand]

wow

[eternal wing]

that sucks

also weird flex on the monitor

[upper sand]

the fact he was 43

hmmm

i though he was in his late 20s

rip

[eternal wing]

yeah, he looked really good for his age

worst. year. of this century minus like 25 years

[upper sand]

ye true

def the worst year

[tranquil orchid]

Wait he's 43

Thats insane

He looked so good for his age

[rich rover]

yup

2020 is by far the worst year

[ivory moss]

ye yet

[gentle sierra]

its the best

wut you talkin about

[upper sand]

i think i have hit my limit lol

😄

feels good

[scenic briar]

still trying lol?

[upper sand]

ye

😄

well im learning rust and typing when im taking break lol

[scenic briar]

i remember you typing up to 100 wpm?

OWO

i typed that with touvh tye

meh i give up

[upper sand]

huh?

[scenic briar]

i typed that with touch typing

[upper sand]

im learnign touch typing been like 3 weeks

100wpm?

wow

[scenic briar]

but i am too used to "my way" of touch typing

i only use my first finger

so i only get like 60wpm

and 80 on the monkey key type thingy

[upper sand]

when i started touch typing i was like at 16 or 20 wpm lol

thats pretty fast

[scenic briar]

i only use my first finger

so that is kinda wrong

[upper sand]

1 finger to type at 80 wpm

?

[scenic briar]

yeah?

ive been touch typing with only 1 finger for like 8 year or so

i never tried to learn touch typing

i just typed alot

so i got used to using only one figner

[upper sand]

lol

hmmm its hard to believe lol

[scenic briar]

well i keep messing up the what is that called

um

pattern?

cuz only using one finger need to press fast so i kept messing up the pattern

like i will somehow type tetsing

monkey type is pretty easy

i wish there is way to make it harder?

is there?

that is using both my first finger only btw

[wintry quarry]

So monkey-type is to determine how fast you can type??

[scenic briar]

it is quite easy though

dang i should really learn the proper way to touch type

typing that took me like 20 second

lol

[wintry quarry]

It's also depended on our mind like what we wanna type right

[scenic briar]

kind of

that is why i said monkey type is quite easy

they uses simple phrases

[wintry quarry]

sometimes we are clear about what we want to type

clearly increasing our speed

[upper sand]

type keybr

[scenic briar]

that is quite easy too

[upper sand]

lol

[scenic briar]

it made my touch typing worse btw

dont use that

[upper sand]

keybr is pretty random

[scenic briar]

like worse touch typing tutorial

[upper sand]

in keybr mine avg is 70 around lol

[wintry quarry]

touch type , keybr and monkey type okay so these are type tests

[scenic briar]

it did not even teach me the proper way to do it

[upper sand]

i learned touch typing form typing club

[scenic briar]

@upper sand i wasnt told you have to use all your finger to proper touch type

[upper sand]

haha

[scenic briar]

i kept using my first finger only

[wintry quarry]

so we don't use a keyboard

[upper sand]

lol

that pretty fast for using 1 finger only

[scenic briar]

alot of typos though

[upper sand]

i use all my 10 fingers and can only get 80

[scenic briar]

all those red is error

look at how much of them i made

i did correct them up but still

i make alot of error

[upper sand]

haha that really fast lol

[scenic briar]

i am basically spamming the keyboard with like 2 finger lol

[upper sand]

u said one finger

lol

[scenic briar]

one finger on each hand

i mean

so 2 finger on both hand

[upper sand]

then i have seen someone do 120 with 2 fingers only ol

lol

[scenic briar]

ok stop making me feel bad

cuz i suck

[upper sand]

nah u are good

way better than me

ahha

[scenic briar]

but ya know the proper way to touch type...

[upper sand]

:d

not gonna like i have practiced fo r like 5 days in 3 weeks times

so i think u can improve pretty fast with tocuh typing

[scenic briar]

the proper way to touch type is so hard

i learned for like 10 min

and typing that still took me like 20 sec

look

i am bad

[upper sand]

in 3 weeks i reckon i have practice for 15 hrs

[upper sand]

100% percent that quite sexy

[scenic briar]

sexy

ima try to challenge that

[wintry quarry]

thank you guys i didn't knew anything about this thing earlier

[upper sand]

bahha

[scenic briar]

sexy

[eternal wing]

I am amazed this is still going on xD

But very nice typing everyone haha

[scenic briar]

i should go learn proper touch typing

[wintry quarry]

damn thats crazy good i mean you are really fast in typing

[scenic briar]

@wintry quarry i only use both my first finger

so 2 finger

[eternal wing]

Yeah, at the very least it is reslly fun to touch type on a really clacky keyboard

[scenic briar]

if i am able to learn proper touch type i can probably type alot faster

i just learned touch typing for about 10 min i am able to get like 20wpm

lol it just suck

[wintry quarry]

for me it's like i can get max to 200wpm if i already know the sentence

[upper sand]

lol

damnn

[scenic briar]

this is with proper touch type