i mean either way
#ot1-perplexing-regexing
rough sapphire
the point i was making still stands
my disk is at 100% active time with a fraction of its bandwidth used
some days its fine
some days response time jumps to 5 seconds
rough sapphire
i've already done all of this tho. multiple times
doesnt help, my disk is at 100% active time, with 2MB/s cuz something keeps making lots of tiny reads and writes and monopolizing my disk
scenic briar
i mean either way ssd is going to be a big improvement compared to your hdd
scenic briar
your windows defender scanning lol?
rough sapphire
and sotred by write / total
nah
cuz that'd show up in task manager
i also have indexing and superfetch disabled
scenic briar
your indexing is not disabled
scenic briar
also what is the second svchost full name
rough sapphire
in resource monitor?
rough sapphire
also another thing that i find strange
my cpu's base clock is 2.90GHz
turbo at 3.5GHz, iirc
scenic briar
and?
rough sapphire
and it rarely seems to be below 3.2
isnt turbo supposed to be a temporary thing?
i mean it is undervolted, so thermal throttling isnt as bad
but still
scenic briar
intel 4600m?
rough sapphire
wait
h u h
yea i just noticed that
i mean i;ve also seen my cpu speed show 0Ghz so
scenic briar
you meant 0.6?
scenic briar
btw open command promt as adminstator and run this
net.exe stop superfetch
rough sapphire
whats the tdp-up freq?
scenic briar
so your laptop manufacture can increase the base speed base on the cooling they made
and the maximum is 2.9ghz
scenic briar
oh i am so dumb
rough sapphire
hm?
rough sapphire
i'll find it in service managr
scenic briar
sysmain
rough sapphire
scenic briar
it is called sysmain now
rough sapphire
welp i closed command prompt and it's gonna take forever to open again so imma just wait for the services thing to open, and disable it that way xd
scenic briar
well your cpu have about the same specs as mine
and with the same 2.9 base speed
so i was just wondering it is is 4600m
so yeah
scenic briar
now?
rough sapphire
still 100%
but more manageable
ya know
part of this might be windows telemetry
it's forced on
cuz im an insider
on the dev channel
scenic briar
then why did you join the programe lol
rough sapphire
telemetry doesnt bother me
just havent had it affect me this bad
this might help tho
scenic briar
try degragging after that
scenic briar
i have a hdd slower than yours
scenic briar
i did ot get windows update ?
scenic briar
@vale pilot you?
vale pilot
yea
rough sapphire
and windows decided i've been too long without a reboot xD
scenic briar
it did not notify me because i setted up the active time thingy
so it would only update if i am not using it
rough sapphire
heh.. i've had it update in the middle of me using it
i even set a time and everything
vale pilot
10w update my laptop. different w8.1 blocked already my server
rough sapphire
huh
scenic briar
LOL 30day uptime
and i have another system with the same problem as you
sysmain is using like 95% of disk
vale pilot
rough sapphire
it'd be great if settings would open so i could check this update smh
scenic briar
jesus
vale pilot
lol
vale pilot
win 8.1
rough sapphire
that has nothing to do with your hardware
tho i have a friend who had similar hardware to yours
minecraft made his laptop just go asjhdkasjkdsahkjdhsakjdjashdkjashd
vale pilot
need update hardware already but now blocked update
rough sapphire
what.
vale pilot
This engine
scenic briar
btw i have my windows page on an external hdd so it doesnt lag me out when swapping extensively lol
btw LocalSystemNetworkRestricted -p is sysmain or you call superfetch
that is why i asked you to disable it
rough sapphire
i just wonder how viruses are stooped
scenic briar
@rough sapphire how is your disk doing
twilit hull
for some reason whenever i see coffee now theres just a japanese waifu accented voice automatically reading it in my head
lel
faint shard
hey dude
terse sluice
alright
terse sluice
in a voice call?
terse sluice
it's almost midnight.. i don't want to wake anyone up
terse sluice
anyway, this is the setup for one of my sites.. maybe it can help you out #ot1-perplexing-regexing
oops
here it is: https://github.com/Den4200/dennispham.me
terse sluice
yes
faint shard
like tbh i would rather get it first working without docker
terse sluice
docker is awesome, it keeps your system clean
terse sluice
like you said before, you had to redo your entire VPS
faint shard
it just confused the heck out of me
with docker i just have to run the image
im aware
it runs onthe kernel
pulling the things required
its easier and cleaner.
terse sluice
what do you mean?
faint shard
fire
i honestly have followed alot of tutorials
i understand the procedure
everyone has their own ways
not one is the same of deploying
ill explain my situation
i have a OVH ubuntu server
i have my requirements.txt
terse sluice
most of the ones i've seen are pretty similar
faint shard
i have my git repo
i clone it
on my ubuntu server
i create a virtual environment
i added my ip to the host in settings.py
im loading static files
i collectstatic
i run gunicorn
i bind it
i run nginx
just does not want to work
like all this is from memory
i seriously do not know how to approach this situation
terse sluice
well, i can't really help unless i know exactly what you're doing and what configs you have and whatnot
the repository i linked above is a fully working example though
including uwsgi and nginx
faint shard
hmm
let me read
does it explain how to use uwsgi
and nginx ?
and what commands to enter ?
to get it running ?
im reading
terse sluice
the README just shows how to configure the site and get it up and running
you may want to explore the scripts folder
and the docker-compose.yml
faint shard
ALLOWED_HOSTS = [
'localhost',
'127.0.0.1',
'dennispham.me',
'www.dennispham.me'
]
do i have to take this approach also ?
terse sluice
well, what do you have?
faint shard
my window computer ip, localhost, vpsip
terse sluice
you just need to add your domain(s) to ALLOWED_HOSTS
like how i have
'dennispham.me',
'www.dennispham.me'
it's where the dockerfiles and configs go for them
faint shard
i see
so if i replicate this and replace everything with my files
it should work ?
but then how do i know what i am doing wrong tho
i really want to learn the full system
i just wish i can share with you my website
so you can see what i am doing
maybe ive done something wrong
what is flake ?
pip file
pip loc k?
terse sluice
flake8 is a linter
terse sluice
the pipfiles are from pipenv, a package manager
faint shard
ahh i see
terse sluice
that’s normally where it is?
faint shard
where is your requirements.txt ?
terse sluice
i use pipenv
faint shard
but i thought that was only for python versions ?
terse sluice
yes
terse sluice
no, it uses a venv
have a look at the pipfiles
it creates a venv and installs the dependencies from there
faint shard
[[source]]
name = "pypi"
url = "https://pypi.org/simple"
verify_ssl = true
[dev-packages]
flake8 = "*"
pre-commit = "*"
[packages]
django = "*"
django-environ = "*"
psycopg2 = "*"
requests = "*"
[requires]
python_version = "3.8"
[scripts]
lint = "python -m flake8"
precommit = "pre-commit install"
manage = "python manage.py"
start = "python manage.py runserver"```where ?
django-environ = "*"?
terse sluice
i should probably pin those
yes, whatever is under packages
why would i need pillow?
faint shard
i deleted it
lol
ive got a ecommerce
and one of the requirements was Pillow
in my end i just have to add
[packages]
django = "*"
pillow = "*"```right ?
terse sluice
you shouldn't really be editting that manually
just do pipenv install django pillow
faint shard
ahhhh
terse sluice
and it'll create a pipfile for you
terse sluice
because we don't have the same application
terse sluice
it's only required if you need it
terse sluice
try not to make that kind of joke
faint shard
got it
it really did give me headache.
its just so unconvenient, i tried everything and anything that i saw
like legit 15 hours yesterday and 7 hours so far today
terse sluice
most say gunicorn is easier actually
faint shard
but i just cant serve static files
faint shard
and how does nginx do it ?
i like succesfully had the website running on the ip address
it was working
but with no css or js
terse sluice
nginx is supposed to serve the static files
oh i linked the wrong lines
editted
faint shard
ok and lets just say, i have docker installed on my main windows computer with the gui and everything.
and create the image
to pull on my vps
and am i able to run it from my windows machine
on my linux vps
is that possible ?
terse sluice
i'm not sure what you're saying
faint shard
from this gui
i am able to run the docker on my linux server
i am able to control it
terse sluice
imo, it'd be easier to just ssh into your vps and use the terminal
faint shard
just to run the container there ?
ok i see
also would nginx be counted as a worker /?
terse sluice
nginx has workers
faint shard
what is a worker i saw that somewhere and i set it to three because apparently its the amount of CPUS + 1
terse sluice
idk where you read that, but a worker is just a process. so if you have 2 workers, you have 2 processes working for the app.
twilit hull
slaves
terse sluice
3 is probably overkill
faint shard
does it slow things down ?
rough sapphire
@twilit hull That's not funny
twilit hull
sry
terse sluice
@faint shard what do you mean?
faint shard
3 is probably overkill
why ar eyou saying its overkill ?
whats the cons of having more than you need ?
and what happens when you dont have the amount required ?
rough sapphire
like computer virusus
@scenic briar
computers
terse sluice
you don't need to waste resources on more workers than you need
in my config, each worker can take 1024 connections
so if you multiply that by 3, you have 3072 connections at a time
i doubt you'll need that many
terse sluice
yes
rough sapphire
I wish i had connections
terse sluice
do you see why 3 is probably overkill now?
terse sluice
alright
terse sluice
lol
rough sapphire
not though
faint shard
im going to kindly replicate it :0
rough sapphire
@terse sluice where is yours
terse sluice
that was mine
rough sapphire
oof
faint shard
yeah lol, that will never be mine in the state it currently is. i cant even deploy it lol
rough sapphire
got caught
How would checking their site verify anything with nginx?
im gonna nake a website on my own but i dont know how to put it i
in the web
Is it a static site or does it have a database/backend?
topaz aurora
Since we're on the topic of web dev, is it more favorable to get a set up in a Linux system?
terse sluice
yes
topaz aurora
I'm assuming WSL2 can do the job as well
rough sapphire
Linux is very easy to setup an Apache/Nginx server. You don't even need to do that if it's static - https://netlify.com
@terse sluice did you have to pay to get your site on the web?
I wouldn't trust WSL2, considering you want a dedicated VPS/server for that kind of stuff.
terse sluice
paid for domain name and server
rough sapphire
Compartmentalization and all that
oof ia there a way to get your siye on the web without paying?
topaz aurora
Yeah but like, what about just setting up a basic development environment that I can practice on
rough sapphire
Which, a VPS is not expensive at all. $5/month.
terse sluice
like using Django's development server?
rough sapphire
whp you talking tom
to?
@rough sapphire Pure
dang keynoard is slow
𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢
But yeah, if you just have a static site ( CSS/HTML/JavaScript/Images and no backend code like Python/PHP/SQL ), you can use Netlify for free and link a Git repo ( public/private, doesn't matter )
𝙼𝚎: 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜^
modern heron
Random question, but is there any benefit to having two separate bots like the Python bot and the Mod Mail bot?
rough sapphire
𝚢𝚎
𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢
One is dedicated to modmail, and the other is just the general bot
(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
𓀬
That way if anyone needs it, you can just point them to the modmail bot
༒︎
modern heron
Ah
terse sluice
@topaz aurora if it's purely for development using something like Django's dev server, you can get setup on windows. i would not recommend setting up nginx/apache or uswgi/gunicorn on windows though. i don't know if that's even possible
rough sapphire
@rough sapphire What are you doing?
Just testimg out the keyboard microsoft keyboard is slow as F
topaz aurora
Found this doc detailing that We recommend installing Python on WSL when building web applications.
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/python/web-frameworks
rough sapphire
Wel thanks!
@rough sapphire It's just a little distracting, since we're trying to have a conversation
topaz aurora
Well then, seems like I could use that as a starting point
terse sluice
alright, that article only uses the development servers, you should be fine 👍
quick ledge
good luck
terse sluice
good luck
quick ledge
Found this doc detailing that
We recommend installing Python on WSL when building web applications.
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/python/web-frameworks
@topaz aurora ofc microsoft would recommend WSL
faint shard
uhh if it doesnt work, im notgoing to give up, can i just message you @terse sluice
terse sluice
we don't really offer help via DMs
terse sluice
you can always ask in #web-development of in one of these off-topic channels though
faint shard
no one has had the proper answer
terse sluice
i might not always be available
terse sluice
i'll try to help out when i can though
faint shard
appreciate it big time
its such a pain
im slowly learning
i love it tho, once i am able to get my website up
i will be so happy
oh and another question @terse sluice
if i for example
build my image
and
then later down the line
have a git pull
do i need to rebuild the image
or can i just pull the repos ?
and it will work ?
terse sluice
i don't exactly follow
faint shard
lets just say ive created an image with docker
and then later on i add more things to the repositery
do i need to rebuild then run the image
terse sluice
yes
faint shard
or can i use the existing image
terse sluice
you'll need to rebuild and run the new image
faint shard
each time i make any change to my repository i have to rebuild the image
terse sluice
for the most part, yeah
faint shard
ok
i guess ill work on localhost
and whenever i make a big change
then i can git push
terse sluice
that's why CI/CD is such a beautiful thing
faint shard
what is that 😕
terse sluice
continuous integration / deployment
put simply, you push to the github repository, and it'll automatically build a new image and run it
terse sluice
that would take me quite a while to explain, and yes
faint shard
whats required and ill do the research np
terse sluice
searching continuous deployment should bring up lots of articles, such as this one https://www.atlassian.com/continuous-delivery/principles/continuous-integration-vs-delivery-vs-deployment
the world of DevOps can be quite interesting
faint shard
im fascinated
just having the ability to search anything you want, having access to these resources aswell as this discord channel ! happy to be apart of this era
you guys are top notch. 👍 appreciate the hard work.
terse sluice
thank you 😄
and i'm very happy to be able to search quite literally anything on the internet, and have answers
i would know absolutely nothing without the internet today
faint shard
without computers also lol
non of this would be possible haha
ok time to start my journey once again, i got carried away.
replicating @terse sluice 's repository begins now
terse sluice
make sure you understand what you're copying..
faint shard
ill read it before adding, because i already have a fully functioning cms, i dont want to mess that up
terse sluice
alright good 👍
topaz aurora
Seems like I'll have to reinstall WSL lol
terse sluice
why reinstall?
quick ledge
something something haskell
topaz aurora
I bonked the Ubuntu installation
terse sluice
nice nice
quick ledge
is that why you prefer WSL?
viral panther
I want to see what something looks like in Python but am to lazy to convert it. It's like 10 lines
Aren't you curious enough to convert it? 
topaz aurora
Nah Haskell/GHC works fine in Windows
quick ledge
I bonked the Ubuntu installation
@topaz aurora i was referring to this
topaz aurora
Ah
faint shard
@terse sluice what is the .env file ?
Environment Variables
Once you've done that, you can now setup this site. You will need to set some environment variables in a .env file:
SECRET_KEY=some_random_characters_here
DEBUG=true
GITHUB_OAUTH_TOKEN=your_token_here```What are you up today?
@viral panther Probably gonna do some stuff with Django or Flask
terse sluice
yup ^
viral panther
Ah, damn. Well have fun 
faint shard
but what should i name it ?
quick ledge
.env
terse sluice
.env
faint shard
where is your .env file do you have a example ?
topaz aurora
I guess I should also brush up on my HTML/CSS
terse sluice
it's in the root directory
HTML/CSS isn't too bad
it's the design that's difficult
topaz aurora
Totally
terse sluice
none of them
i'm not going to commit my tokens and passwords into a public repository
faint shard
do i have to put it in there tho ?
faint shard
cool
faint shard
so just name it .env and paste SECRET_KEY=some_random_characters_here DEBUG=true GITHUB_OAUTH_TOKEN=your_token_here this in it right ?
viral panther
So how do you handle a token or password file...? Serious question
Do you hide them in your home directory or something?
terse sluice
it's in the README @faint shard
quick ledge
yes earthquale you are right
faint shard
how is your git dark mode ?
terse sluice
@viral panther it usually goes in an environment variable or a .env file
quick ledge
Do you hide them in your home directory or something?
@viral panther i put it in the same directory as ur .py
terse sluice
if you use a .env file, you'd put that in your .gitignore
faint shard
haha ok
quick ledge
So how do you handle a token or password file...? Serious question
@viral panther
hope you got the idea
sorry for light mode, that's my text editor
viral panther
topaz aurora
Right, just had WSL2 set up on Ubuntu 20.04
rough sapphire
cant make github acc XO
quick ledge
i dont get it, are you saying that you installed WSL2 on a linux?
pureF
cant make github acc XO
what happened?
rough sapphire
idk
topaz aurora
Not that I'm aware of
rough sapphire
Cant make acc 😔
quick ledge
shouldnt it actually be LSW and not WSL?
if you wanna nitpick
Cant make acc 😔
@rough sapphire maybe ur email or ip has been blacklisted for some reason
faint shard
@terse sluice
my one is
your one is
is that fine ?
is that going to make a difference in what i do configging the same way you done it ?
terse sluice
if you need media, you should configure it to go to /media/
faint shard
so it should go to images ?
rough sapphire
why? @quick ledge
I'm just new to github
quick ledge
could be that your ip is blocked
rough sapphire
i dont see any reasons why 🤔
quick ledge
your ISP might have assigned many people to the same IP
and one offender means all of you get blocked
idk im just trying to guess
terse sluice
that's what it's called
terse sluice
no, it's just a linter
and you don't need to keep pinging me everytime
i'm going to sleep soon
terse sluice
lol
faint shard
🙂
undone berry
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/jul/15/guardian-announces-plans-to-cut-180-jobs?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Guardian cutting jobs and blaming it on the coronavirus - not entirely sure that follows
gentle moss
:|
"with 70 coming from editorial."
bye bye reporting.
apparently they broke even last year.
surreal otter
Probably less than 18, which may as well be losing money
should just chop the whole thing up and sell it for parts
Then complain that there's no good journalism anymore
while "The Guardian" becomes a microblogging site
with 'news associate' lanyards with 'official ID's'
available through their new 'support journalism' online store
undone berry
The guardian has been struggling financially for a while. I don't necessarily think this is short termism
Newspapers for news are a dying breed, and the guardians typical reader base is very sought after by newer platforms
surreal otter
Yea, I read a bit, they were losing money for years, finally made some money in 19
time for massive cuts, what was working isn't working ENOUGH!
Onto microblogging and online store
gentle moss
i still find it amusing they have a dating site
surreal otter
Gotta diversify to survive
gentle moss
it's weird that they've shifted away from the left and more towards the center in their content
surreal otter
Because the whole world marches to the right
gentle moss
and are potentially losing people because of it
the new european was supposed to only run for 4 months or something around brexit
but that paper is doing exceptionally well
considering it's a heavy left leaning paper
with limited distribution
surreal otter
Limited distribution helps
gentle moss
if you're not in London or a major city you're unlikely to see it on a shelf
but can have it delivered to your door
that sort of thing
god damn it piers morgan
i hate the bastard but sometimes he makes good points.
gentle moss
yeah, boris johnsons political advisor who has too much power in government without being at all accountable for his actions
undone berry
This is his whole schtick. A lot of the time he makes very valid points that a lot of people agree with, and he does it in a way that makes him seem like an exception to the norm even if he isn't. But then alongside that he pushes nonsense like vegan sausage rolls
gentle moss
i think "rat-raced weasel" is a polite turn of phrase for him
surreal otter
rat faced weasel is like...offensive?"
I mean, it's not a nice thing to say, but...
undone berry
rat faced weasel is very clasically offensive yeah
gentle moss
there are other words for him
surreal otter
I think it's fair to call a public servant that if you disagree with their actions in office
surreal otter
he works for the government?
gentle moss
no.
surreal otter
paid for by the public?
gentle moss
he works for boris johnson
surreal otter
the govenrment
gentle moss
nope.
surreal otter
boris is not hte government?
undone berry
He does work for the government, but he's a special advisor - i.e a political position
he's not a civil servant
surreal otter
thank you charlie
he might not be elected
but still a public official
in a high post
if he works directly for Boris
surreal otter
I mean, he can't be voted out, but if Boris goes
does he job remain?
Will the next guy want him? That's on the next guy
gentle moss
nah it's shit like, good luck trying to drag him in front of a parliamentary inquiry on say
surreal otter
So he keeps his job when the public official changes?
gentle moss
why he's such a fuck nugget
undone berry
the only person to whom he is accountable is Boris Johnson
gentle moss
he's done some shaaaaaaaaaaaaady shit
surreal otter
Your issue is with BOris
undone berry
no
surreal otter
he hires shady man, and continues to do so
undone berry
the issue is with cummings
gentle moss
no it's definitely with cummings.
surreal otter
So it's OK that Boris continues to use Cummings
even though Cummings is shady as fuck
and horrible
btu Boris should keep paying him
undone berry
no
surreal otter
and keep him in power
But BOris is the reason he is in the position he is in?
Boris can cut Cummings off at any point?
gentle moss
okay so the problem with Cummings is that he's been given far too much power. more power than the regular SPAD would have.
undone berry
no idea what you're trying to get at
surreal otter
Say, you lose, you're fired, no more advisor
The point is, Boris is accountable for Cummings actions
gentle moss
to the point cummings has fired people, something that SPADs aren't allowed to do
he's controlled the flow of policy decisions
surreal otter
and if you really care, you should let Boris know, that's why Cummings is unaccountable
gentle moss
but is not at all publicly accountable for his advice or actions
i think you're not quite getting it.
i mean i see your logic
but that's not it.
gentle moss
it's not.
surreal otter
Who can fire cummings?
gentle moss
right, yeah, i know your point
but you're missing a whoooole other part of the problem
surreal otter
Who can holdCummings accountable but refuses to do so?
The person YOU can hold accountable
undone berry
The point is, Boris is accountable for Cummings actions
@surreal otter
alright
he's still not held publicly accountable
gentle moss
cummings is acting in a capacity that is outside of the purview of a SPAD.
yes, boris allow shim to do that.
surreal otter
BEcause you refuse to hold Boris accoutnjable for Cumming's actions
gentle moss
no we can't hold boris accountable for this.
gentle moss
we also can't go over boris' head and get rid of cummings
surreal otter
I mean, government is designed to keep us in line
gentle moss
trust me, people have been trying to get this twat to fuck off for ages
surreal otter
so there's that, fun chat, back to figuring out this python thing
gentle moss
there's just no mechanism to do it.
undone berry
BEcause you refuse to hold Boris accoutnjable for Cumming's actions
@surreal otter
The fact Boris is his boss doesn't mean Cummings himself isn't a problem
this is the dumbest point going
really feels like you're trying to make a point where there's no point to be had
gentle moss
cummings can't.
gentle moss
given boris's unwillingness to fire cummings, cummings wont be fired.
undone berry
who said he can't be held accountable?
I said he isn't publicly accountable
because
surreal otter
undone berry
the public does not hold him to account
alright
then your point is bad
it's just being a stickler for semantics
gentle moss
therefore the only way to remove cummings would be to get a vote of no confidence in boris johnson
surreal otter
your but again, I concede
I quit, you win, I lose
thank you for the chat, I apologize for inconveniencing you
surreal otter
There ya go, you can do it, there is a way
not easy, not gonna happen, but possible
gentle moss
yeah that's removing him from power
not holding him to account for the awful shit he's done.
SPADs have a certain level of immunity when it comes to "advice" they give
surreal otter
hopefully America wins the elections this year and the future gets brighter, the world begins to stop electing authoritarians and world peace is realized. Who am I kidding, the election is rigged and the results are already win. Authoritarians win again
gentle moss
otherwise, the theory goes, they wouldn't give advice.
surreal otter
That level of immunity should be reviewed, but why would the politicians want to police themselves
It's so much more fun to police the servant class
Rules for thee after all
gentle moss
yeah, this rat-faced fuck obeys his own rules.
he broke quarantine to go to a tourist destination
then said it was because he needed an eye test
surreal otter
I just don't see why people would be up in arms about someone calling a rat faced shit a rat faced shit
gentle moss
lets be clear, piers is using some of the more polite words i've heard to describe cummings ¬_¬
undone berry
No one is particularly offended. This is just because Piers Morgan has typically sided more towards the Boris Johnson side of things
gentle moss
^
undone berry
and rat faced weasel is a very well established insult
not sure how you haven't heard it before, even in the US
surreal otter
Ah, so like whenever a Republican in the US find some reason
I've heard rat faced weasel...in like kids movies
where they want to keep it tame
gentle moss
it's funny that you're talking about our language being tame
undone berry
what else would you go for?
gentle moss
should've seen people in NYC when i said c*nt a lot
undone berry
how else do you suggest Piers Morgan insults him?
gentle moss
ding.
undone berry
none of those can be said before 9pm on British TV
gentle moss
the c is a mod alarm btw.
undone berry
I feel like you over in the US are just shit at insulting. Rat Faced Weasel is a good insult because it's heaped with history and context
rat faced weasel has lots going for it
remote socket
Can yall tone down the profanity
gentle moss
can we not ding the mods so much, it's kinda mean
rough sapphire
Was just about to say, any insult I can think of, I can't repeat publicly in Discord 😄
gentle moss
i'm quite fond of shit like piss weasel
surreal otter
even piss woulda been better
undone berry
piss weasel has a bunch of meaning beyond just slurs
gentle moss
i think you can get that out in print
surreal otter
is that not PC and full of history then?
gentle moss
not sure what political correctness has to do with it
surreal otter
2020
drowsy rose
Hey coffee guys, why do .onion sites always have names that are long and dont have any meaning?
gentle moss
yeah that doesn't really factor into this.
undone berry
rat-faced: attacks his personal appearance in a completely accurate way, connects to the idea of being a slimy liar
weasel: weasel as an insult means cowardly and refusing to be face up to actions
summer rampart
is that an exploding golfball with googley eyes
surreal otter
but weasels are fun
gentle moss
yes.
summer rampart
cool
gentle moss
weasels historically are little bastards.
surreal otter
mine always stole keys
gentle moss
someone who might snitch or spill the beans
gentle moss
or steal the keys.
drowsy rose
not the animal weasel
undone berry
drowsy rose
but
undone berry
the dictionary literally has deceit in the definition
drowsy rose
aww he's so cute
gentle moss
hah
he does look like a prick though
the sort of person who'd show up to a kids birthday party and shit on the cake.
Dominic Cummings has refused to explain why a private company he owned and controlled paid a firm, now hired by the government and that is linked to the Vote Leave campaign, payments of £260,000.
oh hey look, he's shat on the cake again.
plucky ridge
Oh! He looks like one of the dads from That 70's Show
gentle moss
i know what that is but i've never watched it.
undone berry
Jesus christ - I need to talk about what does diversity and inclusion mean to young people specifically thinking about schools - I have 0 fucking clue what to talk about
undone berry
the only possible response a baby could have would be screaming
and nothing is worse than a screaming baby
gentle moss
wait, so that means babies hate diversity?
gentle moss
i think that's just biological programming
you could probably automate some key jiggler and keep a baby amused for decades
undone berry
very difficult to keep a baby amused for decades
not really sure how you'd go about doing it
plucky ridge
Might work for folks with ADHD as well
I know I'd be captivated
I'm not sure why I did this to myself. The office is closed today but I'm in here trying to get this add-in working
gentle moss
if your whole life is a car seat and a set of jangling keys
plucky ridge
Not sure if that's obsession level yet
gentle moss
what more could you want?
plucky ridge
A variety of keys
Like windchimes, you don't want all the pipes to make the same tone
plucky ridge
True enough. And I don't have to have the overhead lights on that make this room get SUPER hot
Just have a couple desk lights on which is more than enough for me
I think I'm more like "I could be at home just getting holiday pay right now"
gentle moss
what sort of lights do you have that get hot?
plucky ridge
Just a lot of fluorescents. I mean they don't get as hot as incandescent ones, but that heat adds up. Especially during summer
plucky ridge
There is but it's an old one. They only just topped it off with refrigerant. It's been struggling
I hate the Microsoft docs
Just pages of how to make a Ribbon and add controls to it
Diddly squat on how to actually add functionality to it
I'm not sure if it's a lack of C# knowledge or if it's just missing in the docs
plucky ridge
Does rabbit count?
gentle moss
do you have to wait on hold for 45 minutes before getting through to rabbit?
plucky ridge
Yes but I think it's more out of spite
stark prawn
Has microsoft support tried calling you?
plucky ridge
God I hope not
plucky ridge
Okay, in theory this project should have already linked and created an object of the add-in class
I just have no friggin clue where that could be
Wait, I'm a moron
No, guess not
Hmm
gentle moss
my friggin facebook timeline is looping
plucky ridge
You have reached the ultimate "not doing shit"
gentle moss
no i mean like... it's just 2 adverts looping
plucky ridge
Ah, thought you meant like it showing only like two events from your life
gentle moss
one is talktalk bragging about their internet speed
plucky ridge
My conclusion was that you'd only done two note worthy things
plucky ridge
Says a lot about your search history
gentle moss
i love the way they've put the play button right on his cock
haa
nice charlie
niiiiice.
plucky ridge
Pants solve every problem a man can have:
Bullshit. Buuuullllllllllshit
My underpants aren't going to get me a sandwich
undone berry
I'll buy em. Finally, some underwear that can deal with my Jenkins woes
plucky ridge
Also any underpants that doesn't have a fly is the devil
gentle moss
it's like the 3rd time in a week i've been stuck in this loop
plucky ridge
It knows what you like; to talk and look at men's underpants
gentle moss
hmmm ye.s
plucky ridge
Sometimes at the same time
undone berry
who doesn't chat to their underwear?
gentle moss
it's better than some of the content on my timeline tbh
plucky ridge
"Come on, pants, you're making me look bad."
undone berry
I will 100% take either of those ads over anything that I get in my actual timeline
undone berry
I think I'd go in for a kilt - but that still requires pants
gentle moss
yeah, we're on a different level of pants here
undone berry
pants are underwear
plucky ridge
You're lucky you don't get frostbite
gentle moss
pretty sure you're not two people
plucky ridge
Oh you were - I get it
Shhhh
Shhhhhhhhhh
I'm very tired
My cat was yelling at me from like 11pm onwards
undone berry
I met a cat this morning
gentle moss
nice
gentle moss
probably got himself a Porsche by now
rough sapphire
just a
undone berry
no he's not
rough sapphire
smh my head
undone berry
he's the Scott
rough sapphire
You've heard of me now
undone berry
He's the man Rami Malek wishes he could be
rough sapphire
undone berry
random aside - but Pirates of the Caribbean is the best disney film
gentle moss
hmmm
rough sapphire
@rough sapphire I am not
undone berry
2 is ok iirc
plucky ridge
@undone berry Which one
rough sapphire
@undone berry Does that make Johnny Depp a Disney Princess?
plucky ridge
That was... 2 or 3?
gentle moss
the first one was pretty brave, that's for sure
undone berry
2 I think
rough sapphire
I mean, I didn't think about it until now tbh
plucky ridge
He certainly acts like one...
gentle moss
god damn it
rough sapphire
@plucky ridge Zing
gentle moss
is it the best disney movie?
undone berry
The one with the gif is great
gentle moss
it might be
undone berry
the explodey gif
plucky ridge
"No, I don't think my dog should go into quarantine when we visit Australia. He's too special for that."
Twit
rough sapphire
Lion King is simply nostalgia
gentle moss
i suppose
undone berry
Nostalgia that I don't really have. It's just an ok movie