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There was actually an overlooked bug in 2 that allowed you to fly the boat infinitely without consuming psynergy
I should finish another playthrough of 2 given I was done with 1 a few months back
Huh, neat.
I know they released a third one, but never played it.
Think it was on the DS if I remember
The third one is ehhh
Yeah, that's what I expected
Cool summon animations though
Advance Wars on the DS was great too
Only played Days of Ruin and honestly the tonal shift from the GBA games threw me off guard
Speaking of cool animations and turn-based strategy, Fire Emblem 7 and Fire Emblem 8 is still my favorite
Hi guys, anyone here can help me with an assembly question?
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^ @earnest mortar
damn recently some fake accounts are joining my server
Hi guys, anyone here can help me with an assembly question?
@earnest mortar it is x86?
Yes!
So you have to tell the values of eax and ebx after each intineration of the "loop"
I had it on a test few hours ago and skiped it bcs assembly is really not my thing. So my answers were starting with the initial values '(3 and 2) but then I answered randomly
I'm curious about the real result
well it seems eax is immediately set to 0
from label1: downwards what happens is roughly this
if (ebx == 0) goto label3;
eax += ebx;
ebx--;```
so when label2 is first encountered eax would be 2 and ebx would be 1
next eax would be 3 and ebx would be 0
then it would terminate
Thanks a lot @cosmic quiver
Well, the questions says that it can do less than 5 iterations
I was mostly confused about why it's given an initial value if it's set to 0 anyway
'cause it looks fancy
I'm gradually losing interests in games movies etc after I've started coding python consecutively
And when I'm coding and thinking I feel like I'm brainless lel
Is that a good thing or nah
Maybe my brain is failing
Games feel like they are just simple repetitive problems to solve now
And I used to game 20 hours until I can't anymore welp
I spend half my day on YouTube and now here I am almost getting doxxed
I don't understand is this name
but... my intel GPU 😭
No.
No.
No.
No.
there there pats computer
ignore these nasty people 😦
you're... you're a good GPU really
No.
I've spent about a year and a half on IHD 630
I'm joining the "No." movement
frames are overrated
ye
Doom 2 runs at a solid 60 on my laptop and that's good enough for me
Doom II: Hell on Earth is a first-person shooter game by id Software. It was originally released for MS-DOS computers in 1994 and Macintosh computers in 1995. Unlike the original Doom, which was initially only available through shareware and mail order, Doom II was sold in stores.
Source ports and the GZDoom modding scene got me into it
Most vanilla source ports are written in C actually, the original codebase is also really really good overall
Idk, maybe I just love C as much as I hate writing it 
how have you never heard of the doom series
You need to game harder Tango
The doom games are great, especially doom eternal
It's very different, but in a good way
There's a much, much larger focus on movement and you really have to care about ammo
It's a lot more challenging because of that but it's so much more fun
On the perspective of a spectator, Eternal definitely has a bit more flare
You can go through the entirety of doom 2016 and never use the chainsaw
in Eternal, it's an absolute essential
To integrate it into the flow, the last bar of chainsaw fuel will regenerate on its own over time when you run out, and every fight is littered with fodder demons that - while still dangerous - are intended to be used as chainsaw ammo farms
during long fights they actually respawn every so often
but yeah, you get two dashes, you get a double jump, you can mantle up things, there are poles to swing on
stop moving and you're dead
it's very good
Interesting.
Sort of reminiscent of the original in the sense of stop moving and you die.
Yeah, in a sense
There's also a hub world now where you can unlock things and replay missions, or play harder versions of missions - "master levels"
The first one required movement as well, but it wasn't too unforgiving.
and you can find cheat codes hidden around, which is neat
Yeah, that's true, this one really requires you to keep moving
on the other hand, you can find extra lives, which basically refill your health and armour when you die
although I had none when I reached the final boss of the game so that was pretty tense
Well, I'll keep it in my game backlog then.
it's definitely an example of id pushing the genre ahead again I think
they removed the denuvo kernel-level anticheat recently as well
Yo Gdude 😹
There is too much uppercase in there haha
GDude
GdUdE
Huh? Hi.
got a pillow for you
I think I just hate trying to do work in the summer
i wish it was just perma-autumn
Would I be evil for saying I wished it was perma-winter?
Although I live in the UK so it isn't much of a difference tbh
I think it's only evil depending on how you implement it
Shooting the earth off into deep space? Probably evil
Snow machine? Probably fine
can we do nuclear winter
... No?
i had a nice nap earlier hemlock
but i woke up confused.
and now i'm more tired than before the nap.
That's always fun
haha. the ol' "i'm tired from sleeping. maybe more sleep will help."
Or as it's sometimes known, "Depression"
I too get more tired if I try to nap
The key is not to nap too long
Honestly around 10 to 30 minutes seems to be the butter zone
Naps work for me - but I never want to nap at the right time
Even if you don't actually sleep, it's that resting period that helps
Pyllow -> Pillow

Haha the comedy 
god this video is taking ages to edit
for some reason i commited to doing the funny subtitles thing for basically every single line
rather than just particular moments
is tqdm a standard library guys?
it's not in the standard library, no
if you need to use pip to install it, it generally isn't in stdlib
stuff in the standard library are the things that come with a regular install of Python out of the box
some lube?
i lubed my keyboard switches recently
made a bigger difference than i initially imagined
I think the only thing I have is some graphite
I don't think it'd help in this case, however
It just needs a little use, I'm not worried about it
I haven't ever really thought of lubricating a keyboard.
Mm.
I'm back watching ben eater videos, man this guy is great
He's doing all kind of electronics based things
Like.. A freakin' computer from scratch on breadboard
jeez
Woah!
why is the output of 100 and 50 50?
because 50 evaluates to 50
100 or 50 would be 100
it's to do with the truthiness of those values
both are truthy, which means they are evaluated like that
try 0 and 1 and 0 or 1 instead
or returns the first operand if it evaluates to True, otherwise the second
and returns the first operand if it evaluates to False, otherwise the second
that's a much better explanation than mine
but yeah, this is called short circuit evaluation
If the first operand is True in an or, we don't even need to check the second, we know the result will be True
Otherwise the result is equal to what the second operand evaluates to, so python returns it
Same goes for and, but the other way round - if the first operand is False, there's no need to check the second, the result is already known to be False
harry potter or starwars?
no
yes
touche
java boi
jk
are .js and .java same?
java is to javascript what car is to carpet
wat
they have pretty much nothing in common besides the name.
oh lol
.js, .java or .py
they're all different file extensions
i know
which one u choose
they serve different purposes
i cant seem to find any ray casting for python online
anyone has one?
https://github.com/salt-die/terminal_dungeon
Here's a pretty complex one
lol thx
We have better, @salt made a raytracing in - I'm slow
also
?
google is very damn impressive. I googled salt raycasting, and that was the first result
There's probably better examples out there if you're looking to build one from scratch. Just search something like "python simple raycaster github" and you'll get examples
You're in the right place hehe
does anybody know any free visual scripting software? i want to learn to code in 3d but i cant do it in unity or unreal... too big... so i was wondering if any of you know any?
Visual scripting
There's scratch
ye
That was my thought too
And UE4 have visual scripting
i used scratch
Scratch or node red
i want 3d
scroll up and look what i said
"not unreal or unity... too big..."
i tried coppercube but its kinda limited
It's hard to understand people when they speak too quickly
It could probably be turned off now though
shaved ice flavors wtf
Slow mode is to prevent spam...
Plus it isn't too bad.
and - snow cones are good.
yep
I find it crazy how versatile J-Core producers are
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WHOS TOES ARE THOSE
What does gay sex have to do with programming ?
@rough sapphire
Why do you assume gay pride is purely about sex?
I also assume OP has never heard of programming socks
Beat me to it 😄
TIL
I can't say I'm a particular fan of wearing enclosing things on my feet like socks and shoes and stuff. You've got to put them on, do laces, there's bending over, and then your feet get all smelly and moist.
Good for walking comfort though. Rough surfaces and impact mitigation and keeping feet off wet ground.
I'm putting a lot of thought into this. My brain is tired.
I don't think those socks are about programming 😟😳
Well, you need sockets for web dev
So I've been doing it wrong the whole time 😔
my feet are so long i need a .sock extension
mksock in your terminal
You need WSS (Windows Subsystem for Socks)
mksock is a thing? 
When I get this socks thing, do I have to program in JavaScript for this to work?
xx@RAINDANCE:~$ python3 -c "import socket as s; sock = s.socket(s.AF_UNIX); sock.bind('./programming.sock')"
xx@RAINDANCE:~$ ll programming.sock
srwxrwxrwx 1 xx xx 0 Jun 3 14:21 programming.sock=
of course, you need to run this twice for a pair
lol
what was the port
figure out what my own server is doing?
@high verge is that your stupid domain
A record is localhost
yeah
is this intentional
@high verge it seems spotify uses that port to send device discovery requests
dunno what the ctf is
yeah no it's basically just 'spend 10 minutes nc'ing yourself'
using a common port that lots of people have a service running on
🤔
yes
@prisma geyser I'll answer here. I've used google maps for lat/long stuff before - the docs explain in pretty basic terms, what's wrong with those?
I tried searching docs but couldn't find a solution
https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=<lat>,<lng>
should be as simple as that
Ok lemme try
You folks might get a kick out of this
I'll be disappointed if this isn't a picture of an angry donkey
So doing the database split/transfer thing, right? I had someone point out to me that one of their clients was missing from the new database, and for some reason the files from that client are now merged with another client. Turns out that those client entries were done by hand (fairly common in the Document Management System when we're either making a spot for a new client or a client that typically isn't a tax client.)
Normally, when we do one by hand, we leave the Tax ID field blank. DMS knows how to handle that, it'll fall back to client name comparison or Client ID. However, for some reason, these had "none" written in them
So
That's fun
https://tenor.com/sVFc.gif @undone berry Closest I could get
I still say leftover mac and cheese is weird when cold
that looks disgustingly unhealthy though
Mac and cheese pizza?
It's literally just leftover mac and cheese
I'll heat it up ofc
i mean the cheese keeps it together
technically, it's just the bread keeping the pizza together
that's not pizza. that's macaroni + cheese.
potato, potahto
This is one of the most useful properties of leftover mac and cheese
Because if you're feeling unhealthy you can bread it and deep fry it
It's fucking amazing
here i thought eating those amounts of cheese was kinda bad
But do you have cheesy toes?
@sand goblet why is my man eating mac&cheese with a spoon
well I wasn't going to use my hands
bruh use a fork
it meets the core requirement of not having a plastic/wooden handle
why would I use a fork
exactly
this is clearly spoon food
no
Fork is way better- you can spear the macaronis
wrong
you're crazy
exactly
you can't pick up sauce with a fork
it clings to the pasta?
The sauce is meant to be thick enough that it sticks to the pasta
Charlie gets it
it does, but I'm not leaving sauce in the bottom of the bowl
You like scoop it up with the last bits of pasta
yeah
or in my case you can with up the sauce with the fork
why would I waste my time being inefficient
its faster and easier with a fork
it's not
it is
you're just bad at spooning
nope
I'm not convinced it's faster - but it is better
I am a master spooner
Nah it is faster, you can spear so many pieces of pasta
you have to actually spear it though
oH no the EFFORT
Yeah, you can get into the flow of shovelling it with a spoon
I'm with G on this, spoons for life
forks for life
spoons are for soups and stews
Which one is cereal
True
soup is kinda disgusting
imagine having milk with cereal
buddy, that is the very essence of cereal
As opposed to what, whisky?
soup is kinda disgusting
soup is just a dipping sauce for bread
nah - soup is actually fantastic
I can't eat soup
no, you can't
Not since... the incident
the texture is not my thing
you can drink it though
Texture varies depending on the type of soup, though
there's so many different possible soup textures
you been having some bad soup luck my friend
good != what you like
I just don't like soop
there's all sorts of different kinds of soup
I don't buy that you can dislike all of them
Hmm, I don't know
Tomato soup is pretty inoffensive
I find that every soup I taste is just the same to me
We do for sure
Heinz tomato soup is salty sugary mediocrity
huh its pretty decent in my experience
I can totally understand not liking Heinz
are you in us charlie
no, UK
hmm ok
their ketchup is good tho
heinz beans and heinz tomato soup are the two i've tried
they're definitely not like
nice soup
but it's not some pound store alphabetti spaghetti level stuff
There really is something satisfying and good about cheap, crappy food sometimes
Might just be me, though
yeah
cheap pizza though
like
petrol station/gas station
wait gas station
gas store
Gas station, you had it right
Oh for sure
cause they can't afford for any of it to actually be real
However the crappy burgers there or those like... Okay I don't know if this is over there, but they're called "Tornados". They're little tortilla things with various fillings that are on those hotdog roller things
I have no idea if I'm describing that right
i want to try all the tex mex food i've missed
or
well idk what's mexican and what's tex mex
i guess the food you get in the US and not here
burritos, quasedillas
chilli being a more common thing
You know I genuinely don't know what the difference specifically is
There really is something satisfying and good about cheap, crappy food sometimes
Certain kinds of bad food are just fucking great
The cheese cooked in a tortilla?
Heinz soup+shitty white bread for example
Mexicany food is absolutely awesome. Both good mexican food, and cheap shitty stuff like Taco Bell
I love Taco Bell more than I should
I've never had a taco
how are you supposed to eat it? the shell is hard, isn't that going to crumble and spill shit everywhere
I honestly don't know how you're supposed to eat it
the idea is that you take bites out and it doesn't crumble everywhere
but what actually happens is what you described
and you just sorta have to get it in your facehole anyway
it does that but if you have enough filling in it, it kinda crumbles into the filling i guess and sticks?
That's specifically a hardshell taco, which is 100% texmex
🌮
viva la 🇲🇽
There's a taco bell drive thru open like 150miles away from me - I'm considering it more than I should
It's a guilty pleasure
I mean - it is kinda ass, but in a good way
Do they have the Beefy Frito Burrito there?
That's my fave
I get two of those with onions and the creamy jalapeno sauce added
taco bell is something that doesn't exist here, which makes me both sad and happy
like, on one hand, I want to try it
but on the other hand, it's not good for you
haha
@shell raptor Have you looked into webpack though?
Nope
It's basically a plugin-based pipeline for all your web assets
it'll minify and concatenate your CSS/JS, compile your TS/CS and SASS/LESS, and it bundles everything up into a single place
it also does stuff like
for example, you can import image files in your JS
when it bundles things, the imports will be replaced with the path to the asset from the root
it's pretty killer for SPAs
I'll look into it, thanks
I'm already using minified libraries, and with caching it's not a big issue. I'm not planning to use any more dependencies (and hopefully I will find a replacement for codemirror)
Yeah, this is mostly like, the uhh
the fine tuning optimisation stuff
minimizing the number of requests and such
I'm already scoring 90+ on lighthouse 😎 which is better than most existing websites, probably
It's pretty good, yeah
The main concern really depends on the type of audience you have tbh
I'm not saying I'm better than them, haha. They have much more stuff going on
like if for example you're dealing with, I dunno, indian or african users
it's super important to minimize the number of requests users need to make
makes sense
because the time to establish a connection is so bad on 2G and 3G
I tried browsing my site on 55kbit/s settings
It's not necessarily down to raw speed unfortunately
it is somewhat bearable
I also find it interesting how much CDNs have taken off
they can cause all kinds of problems with sites, especially in countries like china
they do, but they're also not consistent about their blocking decisions
like you probably know that cloudflare runs a CDN
one day china just decided to block it
they've unblocked it since
global-level trolling
I'm wondering whether I should switch some libraries to a CDN.
I don't think CDNs are an inherantly bad idea
It might make loading time faster, since I'm using a pretty crappy hosting.
but you probably want to use one on your own domain
is that a thing?
yup
digitalocean has a pretty cheap one
you need to publish stuff to it yourself, of course, but it's a CDN
pretty much any site with a large amount of user generated media needs one for that
This thing https://www.digitalocean.com/products/spaces/ ?
The simplest way to cost effectively store, serve, backup, and archive a virtually infinite amount of media, content, images, and static files for your apps.
spaces, yep
I've used it, it certainly works, although on my specific connection it's just a hair slower than you'd expect
but most people seem to have no issues with that
I might try it if the website will need to support more than 100 users
Yup, that's fair
You'll also need it if you're scaling anyway
since, well, where do you store uploaded files if your site is spread over multiple machines?
Google Drive
haha
I'm still using sqlite there, though. Will change that as soon as possible™
I'll use a CDN and also SQLite


kinda bummed the rest of the staff team decided against my unixcmd idea
but it's whatever
That's just the way it be sometimes
it do be like that
it do
DigitalOcean Spaces is 86% more expensive than my existing hosting
haha, fair
I pay around $50/mo for my server, but then again it's got 43 containers on it
so that's like $1.15/mo per service
Maybe I could try Heroku, actually
But it's more expensive than my existing hosting, right?
yup
I checked just now, the average ping time to the hosting is 350ms from Sydney, 270 from Tokyo, 200ms from the US (several locations), 40ms from Amsterdam and 16ms from St.Petersburg. But again, it's only going to be used from inside Russia
Now that I think about it, the ping time could still reach 100+ ms if you move far enough to the east.
shit
I'll just blacklist all IPs from Vladivostok
haha
russia is tricky, I expect you wouldn't want to actually be hosting from within russia
did someone say russia
i will not give away my precious python scripts to the capitalist spies 
none of those spies will be able to figure out how i print a string to the terminal!
AES-256 encrypted my helloworld.py file.
Humour from academics is great
i once had a footnote in my paper which said "The author apologizes for the pun."
i got feedback in a peer review, "the pun was much appreciated"
This is one of my favourite almost academic things https://web.mst.edu/~lmhall/WhatToDoWhenTrisectorComes.pdf. Talking about the lunatics who email maths professors with stuff like solving the Reimann Hypothesis
"What is more infuriating than the condescension of the ignorant" good line
@sand goblet wdym hosting within Russia
I'm not sure what was ambiguous about that
Uh um ?_?
Lool what the heck
Legit pyarmor
Bought professional version and it still hasn't billed my card bahaha
91 usd for free pretty much
.halloweenify
JoJo reference?
.halloweenify
typing wasn't spooky enough for you? That's understandable, typing isn't scary at all! Let me think of something better. Hmm... I got it!
Your new nickname should be:
:ghost: Michael Myers :jack_o_lantern:
It looks like I cannot change your name, but feel free to change it yourself.

.halloweenify
why is everything free delivery
ones hesbirger plis
i r hav chozburgr plz
i went freeys wit at
that feeling when they fired the one employee who seemed to know what the fuck was going on
:|
Plot twist: it was the apprentice
nah, client company.
hesburger > mcdonalds
it looks like a nicer burger
it has a larger market share than mcdonalds as well
and nicer fries
Mcdonalds is now mostly open
f
i've still got big mac sauce in my freezer though
that's lasted a while
herrrmerrrrgeeeeerrrd werdpiss
wordpes
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herrrmeerrrgeeerrrd werrrrddddpsss
i don't think channel names support uppercase letters
so yeah, it's funky unicode chars
oh that makes sense
probably Cyrillic
thank god Unicode exists or we wouldn't have uppercase letters 
That's more basic ASCII actually
those chars are definitely not in the standard ascii set
uppercase letters aren't in unicode? 🤨
wut?
the ATM in the title isn't ascii
Oh, I didn't read the previous messages. Just read:
thank god Unicode exists or we wouldn't have uppercase letters
oh
Gave me a big "lolwut"
i'm fairly sure he was joking when he said that lol
Reminds me of https://www.xudongz.com/blog/2017/idn-phishing/ though
Vulnerability in Chrome, Firefox, and Opera makes users susceptible to phishing with Unicode domains
Which in Firefox, you should go to
about:config
and set
network.IDN_show_punycode
totrue
silly joke :)
wait don't browsers already do punycode by default
oh shit
wow
that's
terrifying
my 'ascii doesn't have uppercase' was a joke
Oh, I thought you were referring to the punycode thing
I'm on a roll of not getting references/jokes tonight
Does anyone know of any biggish programming servers I'm missing?
that's a pretty big one to be missing - good point
there are plenty more but what are you looking for?
Not really anything specific - but I jsut like being able to access these if I ever need to do anything in their specific thing
also people in here often ask for links to other servers, it's useful to be able to give those links
you're also missing the kotlin UG invite :>
Not public yet, I'll ad it when it is
(nobody sent me the invite, so it's not as "not public" as you think :p)
well - not not public, but not yet really active
https://discord.gg/programming for The Programmer's Hangout is a large programming server. I haven't looked on it much though so i don't know how good it is
Thanks, added it to the list
no I have an alt for it
today is national flag day in estonia!
it's the day when the Estonian Students' Society's flag got the blessing to be the flag of Estonia
Happy flag day?
thanks
you too
or, well
not the flag of estonia
that came later
but they accepted that flag as their flag
what i find funny is that their coat of arms has "carpe diem" on it
like modern day basic bitches young adults like to sometimes say
except they did this in 1890 so they're a bit ahead of the curve
at least they didn't namaste it
Stack Overflow 2020 survey results are here - but the page for it is much worse than last years https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2020
it's genuinely so much worse than the previous one https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2019
I swear to god there's a trend of putting shitty animations in places where they really don't belong and it drives me fucking insane
heh, VBA still the most hated language
why did python get beat by TYPESCRIPT
that is a curious one
It's faster to make things in JS than it is in Python
TS/JS can do things on the web
which is where all the cool stuff happens
this has ruined my day
this is literally joe rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4
Well my day is ruined!
Original Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q
i feel you
and i see you.
that kid is pretty fucking awesome in his own way xx
just doing little slick back hair fly bitch fast food reviews
im depressed
Hey @modern island would you have a link to braces.py, I can't find it please, I'm interested in the #coding thingy 
coding thingy is fucky wucky
lol
it's about register_codec.py and braces.pth
@solid pollen
hold up a second
i was randomly scouring the github page for this community
and stumbled upon one of the contributers stating to be one of the owners, and also saw dutch (just like me)
did some quick searches and i saw 2 other profiles for lemon and joe
does that mean that this is ves?
he even has almost the same name as me irl :D
yep, that's ves
lmfao didnt know i share country and almost share names with him
I'm guessing you're missing the first 2 letters then?
ah, right
Already know joe is very young and that I share a few things with ves
Welp off to dinner I go
eet smakelijk
Gesundheit
danke
yikes
but did you ask christ?
I was literally going to start crying
people are always thanking him but never asking
In fairness, no one asked Obama either but he got the credit
thanks, jobamus
i mean, when thanking obama it's actually directed at him too
thanks obama.
people are just telling someone to thank christ.
Sure I just assume someone will pass the message along to ol' JC
or keeping a mental list, getting all the praying out the way in those last few seconds before they unplug the machine
I was literally going to start crying
dont cry ;-;
I mean I was, but it turned out to not be a huge catastrophic issue as I feared it was going to be
Just had to reload the program
Baths are hot, white wine is cold. The two don't mix
see, that's what i think
all the bath based wine imagery in my head is all rosé and white though
If you drink red then you probably aren't pretentious enough to drink wine in the bath
HAH
i think you think wrong.
i'm still only contemplating getting in the bath mind
Oh wow. I just googled bath wine expecting all red. But really its like 50% white, 25% rose
The hit Tv show The Office
Micheal wants you to like rate and subscribe :D
yeah, see what i mean
hello, we're having an important discussion at the moment and randomly dropping in videos you like is kind of rude.
see, red wine probably looks better
because you get a nice contrast with white / red
assuming your bathroom isn't something fucked up like avocado
Red wine is just too classy for these people
idk why that was a trend in the 60's/70's
Honestly, I think these bath winos are just bad at being bath winos
White wine people use bath bombs and put rose petals in their bath
Okay
end up too drunk to pick up the kids
When you say bath wine
Got it
duh.
Wasn't sure if you wanted a strange looking tan
You'd only bathe in champaign
Because if you're going to shove wine up your arse, it should be expensive
I feel like the grime that'd cause would be a champaign to get out.
This is the exact thing I was thinking of when bisk said bath wine
Haha
OH MY GOD
I like the fake ass candles
Same
maybe there's too much filth on my laptop screen
The wick angles are all different
why would they be fake
it does seem off from the lighting though
You do realize they probably used studio lighting since it's a product photo, right?
i was thinking
you'd have to use a slow shutter
so the light from the candles hits stuff
but not so low you overblow everything else
seems workable
i'd have just left the camera in the same place and done two exposures then corrected / masked the lit candles in
It's pretty lit what you can do with light
Must be a cold bath
haha
I suspect that was intentional
something looks a bit funky about that bath
looks fizzy rather than bubbly
or foamy maybe
"i sail the foamy seas in poor light holding my chalice aloft in the hopes that the blessed giant helios at rhodes shall fill it with his sweet nectar."
that was at rhodes wasn't it
the colossus of rhodes
I'm not sure how comforting it is to have fire all around you when you're naked
the difference between bathing and drowning is about 2 bottles of red and 4 inches.
there was a mr bean episode about that
except instead of drawning, he ended up with uncooked spaghetti
there's a little insight into how my brain works - I can remember the plot of a mr bean episode I haven't seen for 10 years, but I can't remember the order of the damn OSI stack
Brian got its priorities straight
hey,remember the one where he's on a beach and was trying to change infront of a blind man?
I do remember that one - maybe the real lesson is just that Mr Bean is awesome
yeah yeah
didn't a person went in there to get his hat or something lol
god, what a face rowan has.
Rowan Atkinson Live is genuinely one of the most underrated comedy things going - it's fantastic
he's got an entire standup bit where he just reads names
tbh i don't think i ever saw much bean as a kid, but i did see stuff like Not the Nine O'Clock News / Blackadder / Thin Blue Line
I now want to go watch Rowan Atkinson whilst sat in the bath but am sadly lacking a bath
have you thought about having a sit down shower instead?
I do that when I'm stoned
although to be fair a "sit down shower" is some of the most depressing imagery available
sitting down in a shower watching mr. bean with a glass of red wine
i'm not sure how i feel about that
is it sad? or is it confusing?
wait...
wouldn't the water get in the wine?
that's actual sad
just drink straight from the bottle
okay that's not sad or confusing that's depressing
even sadder
you could get a wine glass sippy cup
Put it in a flask with a straw so the water can't get in
my miss has one
I think if you're at the point where you're sat in the shower drink red wine from a bottle - it's time to seek professional help
after she tipped a full bottle of red over a brand new £500 laptop at christmas
For the shower or the wine?
the family got her a sippy tippy wine cup
I got my mom two of those things that you suction cup to a table and the bottom of the glass slots into it
So you can't knock it over
She doesn't use it but she also no longer knocks her wine over so I'm calling it a success
I'll just drink my juice box
i like that they went through the effort of embedding a wineglass shape into the plastic
That's amazing
Ever since I managed to snap the stem of a wine glass while drying it, I've wondered what the hell the point of a wine glass is
so many of them are so delicate
the ones that skip the stem part are becoming more common
you mean stumpy wine glasses?
those are okay, i like the stem though
Now this I like
there's a sense of class while drinking from a proper glass
just drink it from a cup geez
i've never snapped a wine glass at the stem though
I don't really have an interest as a non-wine drinker - but those do seem better to me
i have one good argument against them
My only interest is in being someone that occasionally has to wash them
why do wine glasses have stems? Some rubbish about temperature?
apparently it's swirling
see the wine glass with a stem on my sofa / table is just the right height so my hand while resting on my knee can easily reach it
while not having to move from a leaning / rested position
in that way, it is practical
that feels like it could be solved with furniture improvements though
and really - if you're not organising your furniture around your wine drinking habits, what are you doing?
i organised this furniture around what i could get cheap from the british heart foundation
good sofa, delivered, £90.
fucking steal.
BHF is great for that stuff
some people get icky about second hand sofas and stuff, i find it weird.
probably just jealous that the previous owners in their imagination were having more fun than they would.
I dunno - I'd be iffy about buying one from some places, but BHF seems like they're probably gonna make sure stuff is okay
@jade mantle what do you mean?
If you're looking for help, read the #❓|how-to-get-help channel.
Understandable, it's a big server. Kind of intimidating at first
Are there good free vpn?
Not really
you also shouldn't trust your security to a free VPN either
"You get what you pay for"
if you're using it for a security purpose.
from what perspective do you mean best?
if i was after security i'd rather host my own than rely on nordvpn, for example.
but does your vpn have commercials?
Hmm... Where do I start? Can you recommend any tutorials / blogs
bisk, you should def sponsor pewdiepie though. 😉
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Sounds good, it will be $1000 / month, no refunds , can't cancel
USE THE CODE DORDVEENPEEN AND GET 100% OFF
- "FREE 8 months included with the price of 43 months"
In small print: "We sell your data to who ever asks"
lifetime sub
paid up-front, ofc
and that's a promise you can trust me about because i made it
did someone say exploit?
shh. hide. xx is here.
he is security
oh, human exploiting, boring
bordpeepeenone is the best service for security professionals because we don't know security!
what better platform to have them on than one that needs help?
we follow the zoom model for VPN security
seriously speaking, the thing you want out of a VPN provider is trust. avoid nordvpn.
you might have to do some "research" to figure out who seems less shit
google if they've had a breach before and if they have, what type of breach and why did it happen?
VUUPEEAN.com/kinda-famous-youtuber-we-paid-2000-dollars Order now and you will live happily everyday without knowing we have security holes all over. Our admin password is admin
I remember how in 6th grade we used to use Hola VPN to play unblocked games😂
Hola VPN had kinda scammy looking websites
Hey whats up guys its shadow man here with another epic game called RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
oh wrong ad
Like they blocked Cool math and we were like oh naaah
wildcard vowel substitution obviously.
FBI OPEN UP!!
We chanted the same chant till the teachers yelled at us 🤣
“Hola VPN”
“Hola VPN”
“Hola VPN we’ll always adore you”
well good move on tipping off IT about what service to block
You know those Espen or something projectors in classes have QR codes which you can scan and you get full control over the projector
i worked in a school for about 3 months or so and had to block 3 different VPN services
Even the extensions?
that doesn't matter when i have control over the router and allowed IP ranges
Must had fun
Woah you were basically thanos
basics of controlling a network with dangerous little shits on it
Hmm
With one snap of ur finger all the 6th grade kids had figure out that Hola VPN has stopped running and has been blocked, No more cool math
Sounds... fin....e? Must had good salary
it was a temp job and the pay was not good.
i needed the experience as a stepping stone into a better IT job
Ok
So on your resume did u put something like “stopped little children from bypassing blocked websites by the school by completely stopping Hola VPN?” 🤣
not in those words, but network management is something on my CV
