#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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gentle moss
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force terminate child processes?

stark prawn
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happy little accident

plucky ridge
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HA

gentle moss
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that seems worse than kill child processes

plucky ridge
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Yeah it does doesn't it

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Oooo

stark prawn
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Forking children 🍴

solid pollen
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Do you think about the numbers of thread you are killing every single time you shutdown your computer?

plucky ridge
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No, the younglings...

modern island
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lol

plucky ridge
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That's what happened, they got force terminated

gentle moss
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hahaha

modern island
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how to kill child ... process stackoverflow

gentle moss
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man

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that's a good one hemlock

stark prawn
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How to kill orphans?

rough sapphire
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kill infants ?

plucky ridge
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Wait

stark prawn
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What? that's sick.

plucky ridge
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Why does "kill orphans" sound less evil than "kill infants"

gentle moss
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because they have no parents

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less loss

solid pollen
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Just stab these poor little threads

gentle moss
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loss less

stark prawn
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Orphans are threads with no parents.

gentle moss
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lossless murder

stark prawn
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It's a normal thing to do.

plucky ridge
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Fuckin' hell, bisk

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That's dark

gentle moss
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:D

tame terrace
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bisk has a point

rough sapphire
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@plucky ridge that's because everything i say doesn't make sense

tame terrace
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killing orphans is kind of just completing the set

gentle moss
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hahahaha

plucky ridge
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Just gonna...

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Actually I have nothing to follow that with

gentle moss
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the lemon zest

rough sapphire
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Just gonna turn off life support for those process

plucky ridge
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Must

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Not

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Make

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Joke

gentle moss
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fuck me, completing the set

plucky ridge
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Yeah that's still with me

gentle moss
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i've just had to explain to the office wtf that outburst was about

plucky ridge
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HA

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And this is why I'm happy I'm back in an area where it's just me today

solid pollen
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fuck me, completing the set
Don't take this out of context kids

plucky ridge
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What if it's about a block of code that finishes off a set()

stark prawn
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frozenset()

modern island
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haha

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frozenset().add(thread)

oak tangle
plucky ridge
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WHEN did we add that

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Oh my god it's amazing

solid pollen
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Less than 24h ago I think

modern island
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Oh my god ves don't kill me

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I was a good boy

plucky ridge
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It could only be made better if it like

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Quaked slightly and the tongue moved and there was spittle coming out or something

modern island
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I followed pep8 and linted code

plucky ridge
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Like proper just pissed

solid pollen
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Wait what

sand goblet
modern island
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what's that lol

solid pollen
sand goblet
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lemon_warpaint

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haha

plucky ridge
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These are absolutely magical

solid pollen
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Warpaint bro

sand goblet
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They are

modern island
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lol

plucky ridge
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I needed these in my life

solid pollen
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Yeah

plucky ridge
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Who made them?

modern island
solid pollen
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Manusaurio

modern island
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Wonder who added that

sand goblet
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Yeah, manu

modern island
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manu epic

sand goblet
solid pollen
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Good ol' manu

modern island
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haha

solid pollen
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This guy is a freakin' genius

sand goblet
modern island
solid pollen
sand goblet
solid pollen
sand goblet
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so good

solid pollen
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Yeah

gentle moss
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profound sadness at the loss of bisksquintzoom

solid pollen
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Nooo

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It is gone??

gentle moss
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both my emoji's are

plucky ridge
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@golden walrus you are a god

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I love these

gentle moss
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it's for the better

solid pollen
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That's unacceptable

sand goblet
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I was gonna say it's a shame you don't have a server to put them on

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but you don't have nitro, do you

solid pollen
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... long orange?

gentle moss
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no.

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and i wont.

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yeah, it's an orange.

sand goblet
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long orange.

gentle moss
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but long.

modern island
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long orange!

sand goblet
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good ol' jackbox memes

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which reminds me: jackbox tomorrow

solid pollen
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Haaa

gentle moss
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\o/

modern island
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OH WAIT YES

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πŸ‘

solid pollen
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Oh yeah jackbox

sand goblet
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and next week my two IRL friends will be joining us

modern island
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wait how

solid pollen
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I can try to tune in

modern island
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irl friends

solid pollen
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This emoji is still here though

modern island
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I only have irl partners I guess

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no friends

sand goblet
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22.. 29.. yeah next week

solid pollen
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I'm 34% sure that this emoji is still here because scrag use it too much haha

sand goblet
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I'll be bringing a girl called Emilia and her boyfriend Hubert

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(he was here one week before for it)

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but they'll be on my mic

plucky ridge
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Oh right

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Leap year

sand goblet
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bisk knows both of them

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Yup!

plucky ridge
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I cannot believe Hubert is an actual name

sand goblet
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It sure is

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He's polish

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it's actually said like

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I think it's "hoo-bear"

plucky ridge
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Like I don't think I can say it without intentionally sounding nasally

sand goblet
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but nobody actually says that IRL

rough sapphire
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Polish

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oh mann the accent

modern island
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@sand goblet okay I wanted to do an nsfw joke now but I better don't haha

plucky ridge
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Good man

rough sapphire
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they speak with there tongue half asleep

solid pollen
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_As long as they only speak _

plucky ridge
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Oh hello random nose bleed, good to see you again

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How's the family

solid pollen
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You giggled too much today I guess haha

modern island
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hahaha

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true

grave phoenix
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also christina rocks

modern island
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which one

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ah yes

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the zombie

grave phoenix
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no, your pfp

modern island
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I was reference the other nickname of her, lol

solid pollen
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I can't remember what was your previous pfp

plucky ridge
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The Zamboni

grave phoenix
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huh, i don't remeber her being called zombie...

rough sapphire
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it was a boxy

solid pollen
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What was it?

grave phoenix
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but i remember they also called her pervert

modern island
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they both did

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I like a Japanese word for "pervert" hehe

rough sapphire
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hahaha

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倉態

modern island
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yes

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nice bypassing πŸ‘

grave phoenix
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that's Tōsaku

modern island
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no not really

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did you watch with subtitles or dub

grave phoenix
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subtitles

modern island
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they clearly said the word AG sent

grave phoenix
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oh nevermind, it's just japanese being weird

rough sapphire
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japanese being weird
hahahahaha

sand goblet
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Actually I might have to skip jackbox next week, come to think of it

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The timing is looking a bit tricky atm

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This week we're good though

grave phoenix
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who's jackbox

sand goblet
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Jackbox is a user event I host every saturday here

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It's a bunch of minigames you play on your phone while watching a stream that I host

grave phoenix
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oh

sand goblet
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Lots of group stuff

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It's fun

grave phoenix
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seems like it

sand goblet
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(and free for you)

modern island
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gdude has the money

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πŸ‘

grave phoenix
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well, i would also like some money

sand goblet
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haha, wouldn't we all

modern island
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I mean jackbox is expensive thing

sand goblet
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I say that because a lot of people think you have to buy jackbox to play

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but you don't

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only the host has to own it

modern island
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humans want to earn money that they have created β€” how funny

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Anyways, I won one game β€” remember this weird time? haha

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@sand goblet

sand goblet
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Well hey, everyone has a chance

modern island
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I mean

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cuz machinegun πŸ‘

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is effective against zombies

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I guess

solid pollen
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Meh, most jackbox games are hard for non native English I think, but it is a lot of fun anyway

rough sapphire
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is effective against zombies
did anyone wrote unit test on that one ?

modern island
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I mean

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It was the task

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I had to write the truth and others had to write truthy lies

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and everyone knows that machineguns are effective against zombies

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So I got like 7k points from that

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(a lot)

rough sapphire
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did anyone even tested it yet ?

modern island
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I wonder

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well

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it is effective against people

rough sapphire
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we can't create test env for that one

modern island
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assuming infinite bullets

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bullets are the problem here

rough sapphire
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how do you assume a zombie look like ?

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if seeing from movies POV yeah machine gun does work

modern island
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haha

autumn herald
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Probably looks like me on a Friday evening

modern island
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we have holidays rn

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alright so

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What sour of Lay's should I buy? owoSip

plucky ridge
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"sour of Lays"?

modern island
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well

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of crisps

plucky ridge
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Oh flavor

modern island
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yeah lol

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what falvo(u)r

plucky ridge
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BBQ is my goto

modern island
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I love almost all of them so I am lost as always

plucky ridge
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But I know it's not for everyone

modern island
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hehe

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goto BBQ;

plucky ridge
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Well considering some of my other variable names I use...

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pork, beef, ham

modern island
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mhm

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haha

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I need my own style for variables

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What flavor of Lay's should I take?

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question is still open!

sand goblet
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Ketchup

modern island
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Okay so

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We don’t have those haha

sand goblet
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(don't, it's awful)

modern island
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uwu

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ok

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sooooo

sand goblet
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Prawn cocktail? I like those

autumn herald
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Paprika

plucky ridge
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I mean

gentle moss
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cajun squirrel

plucky ridge
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BBQ was my suggestion...

sand goblet
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Oh yeah, cajun squirrel

plucky ridge
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Crunchy and tastes of nuts

gentle moss
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they were actually pretty good.

modern island
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what is this lol

sand goblet
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It's an actual flavour

plucky ridge
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What

modern island
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I mean

sand goblet
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They had three weird flavours for a promotion

plucky ridge
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I'd try it for sure

gentle moss
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it didn't win the vote, so it didn't get to become a forever flavour

plucky ridge
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But what?

sand goblet
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I forget what they were

modern island
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we don’t have these

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haha

plucky ridge
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Oh wait

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Walkers is Lay's?

gentle moss
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mint, irish stew and cajun squirrel i think

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yes

plucky ridge
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Huh

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Fair enough

sand goblet
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Those are definitely weird

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But I remember them being worse here

gentle moss
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it could've also been chilli chocolate and fish and chips

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walkers go a bit nuts with the flavours sometimes

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that's almost every flavour they've ever done.

plucky ridge
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Ooooooo steak and onion sounds grand

modern island
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I remember I bought uhm

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Cheeseburger flavor when I was in France

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I died

autumn herald
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Ahah

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In Belgium they have Bicky Burger flavor

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Bicky Burger is like weird horsepigcow fried burger and 3 sauces that taste awful

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So they made chips with that flavor for the memes

rough sapphire
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would you rather sit for 20 minutes doing nothing or take a jog around the corner ?

gentle moss
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prawn cocktail are probably my favourite

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tbh ag i'd find something to do that isn't exercise

modern island
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Lemme list all what we have in russia

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Sour cream and Onion, Green Onion (idk how is it called), Bacon, Cheese, Salt (or something)

sand goblet
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I don't remember trying the weird ones

modern island
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I don’t need them lol

sand goblet
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I might have tried builders' breakfast but I doubt I'd have liked it

modern island
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so which one

rough sapphire
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@plucky ridge lays is walkers, opel is vauxhall, orbit is extra, etc

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the english have special needs when it comes to names

sand goblet
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Vauxhall is just UK but Walkers and Extra spread further than that

rough sapphire
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extra is just UK and ireland

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dunno about walkers, I was under the impression it was just GB but I might be wrong

sand goblet
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we have walkers in Ireland at least

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and I think I saw them in rome

gentle moss
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iirc a lot of those names started in the UK

rough sapphire
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wiki says mainly UK and eire

gentle moss
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Lays purchased Walkers

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Walkers started in 1940's

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so they're the original

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Lays is the imposter

rough sapphire
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what would happen if the purchase of other companies was outlawed

gentle moss
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Lays probably wouldn't be re-branding walkers crisps?

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or they'd have a licensing agreement instead

rough sapphire
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i meant in general

autumn herald
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Assets and jobs would be lost

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I believe

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Would be weird for start ups and stuff too

gentle moss
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rat ate through a power cable the other day

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RIGHT at the plug

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rat is fine πŸ‘Œ

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1 shot job though, fuck this up and there's no cable left :|

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ye boiiiis.

plucky ridge
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What'd you use to keep the soldered cables separated?

gentle moss
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2 layers of electrical tape from the base

plucky ridge
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You gotta pick up some liquid electrical tape

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That stuff is amazing

gentle moss
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i usually use heatshrink but it seems we're out

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liquid tape huh

plucky ridge
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Ah yeah makes sense

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Yep.

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Comes in a container like rubber cement

gentle moss
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oooh

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that sounds cool

plucky ridge
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It's awesome

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I'm kind of surprised you hadn't heard of it considering how much you futz with cables

gentle moss
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well if you've got methods that work you tend not to look for new solutions

plucky ridge
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Sure sure

gentle moss
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i'll have to check that shit out

plucky ridge
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I can't remember where I learned about it

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It was either a youtube video or I just happened to see it in a store

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Can't remember which

gentle moss
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heatshrink is okay but i bet that liquid tape is cheaper

plucky ridge
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And keeps moisture out better

gentle moss
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woaaaah kay

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118ml for Β£17

plucky ridge
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Yep, but that'll last you for quite a while

gentle moss
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it also comes in a SPRAY

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wow

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technology

plucky ridge
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I wouldn't trust the spray

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"Whelp, not only is the cable protected, so is this small section of wall"

gentle moss
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i just imagined having loads of cables lined up, like some kind of ethernet splice, and just blitzing them all

plucky ridge
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Fair point

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2 coats and you're set

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Just to get any gaps you missed

gentle moss
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makes sense

plucky ridge
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Not only that, but I think you can use it to bind the cables together

gentle moss
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nifty recommendation πŸ‘Œ

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ah so you can use it a bit like a heatshrink around a bundle

plucky ridge
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So like in your situation there thanks to Mr. Rat, first coat for sealing the cable away, second for rebinding them

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Yeah exactly

gentle moss
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i did that with the tape

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looks janky as fuck

plucky ridge
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Yep, but a thin coat of rubber would certainly look nicer

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I think it's rubber

gentle moss
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looks like it is

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would make sense

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the electrics hates the rubbers

plucky ridge
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Troof

rough sapphire
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no doubt most IRL pic sent is by bisk

vestal briar
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I would not trust that πŸ€”

gentle moss
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well you didn't repair it

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:P

plucky ridge
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True

vestal briar
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What sort of tape even is that

gentle moss
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electrical tape

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rubber based tape

plucky ridge
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Don't think I've ever seen yellow electrical tape

gentle moss
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for insulating electrics, weirdly

plucky ridge
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Only black

gentle moss
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they come in loads of colours

vestal briar
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Strange

plucky ridge
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Electrical tape is great stuff

vestal briar
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Yep

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But why would you colour it florescent yellow for consumer use

gentle moss
plucky ridge
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Tripping hazards?

gentle moss
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we have all these colours

plucky ridge
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Or color coding

gentle moss
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sometimes you want to see the tape and black on black is not obvious

vestal briar
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Then just have gray tape

gentle moss
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or maybe you want to tape something as live / neutral

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so colour coding is good

vestal briar
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Hm yeah

plucky ridge
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@gentle moss where did you see that price online?

gentle moss
plucky ridge
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Gotcha gotcha

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Ooooooo

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They have red, green, and white

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In the liquid I mean

gentle moss
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oh that's cool

plucky ridge
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Yeah oddly the cheapest I'm seeing on Amazon (in the US at least) is for the red one for $7.49

gentle moss
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maybe it's more of an american thing

plucky ridge
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Or it doesn't sell as well

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Seen plenty of times where certain colors of things go at cheaper prices

gentle moss
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because we just electrical tape everything i guess

plucky ridge
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Maybe, it's not a commonly used thing that I've seen

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Might be in like hobby circles

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But I guess in fairness I don't talk to a lot of electricians

gentle moss
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i think a give away is that it lists how much in flOz before ml

plucky ridge
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Well I mean

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Yes

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I thought you meant the difference in the prices

gentle moss
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yeah, i found that one

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might get a tub

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brb, leaving work

plucky ridge
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Right right

gentle moss
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gosh it's windy

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i hate that feeling when you're driving along and your car suddenly gets blasted by wind

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saw this on the way out the office

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deeply amusing

solid pollen
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Wooohoo, Spotify is back

plucky ridge
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Whelp, looks like you can fill that door with peanut butter, because it is ajar

solid pollen
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Don't tell me again that nobody never have any issue with arch

gentle moss
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hah

solid pollen
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Haha

gentle moss
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it's been like that for like 2 weeks now

plucky ridge
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I never said that I never have issues with Arch/Manjaro

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Just that when you first install it, every piece of hardware connected to it just works

gentle moss
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we've even rung them to tell them their door is not a door

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it's ajar

plucky ridge
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"I'm serious, people are trying to can peaches in it"

solid pollen
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Well, first install spotify worked correctly

gentle moss
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seems a bit dumb to install a card system but fail at "securing" the door

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unless the staff did this so they could sneak out for fags

solid pollen
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After a few days it stopped working

gentle moss
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without having to badge in / out

plucky ridge
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Bless your ping

gentle moss
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oh...

oak tangle
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ha

gentle moss
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i forgot about that one

oak tangle
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It's an interesting one

plucky ridge
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Makes sense in context, you're fine

bleak lintel
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britishism

plucky ridge
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Yarp

gentle moss
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yeah, it's just such a natural thing to call a cigarette i don't even think about it

oak tangle
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It's quite funny to see such different usage of the same word

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You Brits are crazy

bleak lintel
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yeah up here that word is tossed around by all ages lol

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thank you northerners

oak tangle
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Luckily you've all drifted off into the Atlantic Ocean

plucky ridge
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Don't worry, we'll catch you

gentle moss
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gonna crash into ireland

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sink that bastard

plucky ridge
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Now it is YOU who will be running home to US

oak tangle
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Hey bisk, does "William of Orange" mean anything to you?

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And, if so, who does it refer to?

gentle moss
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we talked about this earlier

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he's your king dude or w/e

oak tangle
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oh

bleak lintel
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wait

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william of orange

gentle moss
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it's why the dutch are orange

oak tangle
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I'm talking about the historical figure

bleak lintel
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i have a piece of paper in my bag saying william of orange yeah

gentle moss
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ol' bill orange as they called him

oak tangle
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But I think we, in The Netherlands, call someone else William of Orange

bleak lintel
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we covered him in our history course in school, legend

oak tangle
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I think you use that term for William III, while we use it for William I (which you call William the Silent, I think)

gentle moss
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i thought he was the core lineage for your current monarchy

bleak lintel
gentle moss
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interesting

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too many wills spoil the broth

plucky ridge
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Why is it that your monarchs have the same issues with numbering schemes that Squaresoft had with Final Fantasy games in the 90's?

oak tangle
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Willem III was the one who was briefly king of your islands

bleak lintel
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and then

gentle moss
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it's even weirder when they skip

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so you get yourself a 3

bleak lintel
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oh my god

gentle moss
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but later a 2

bleak lintel
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britain has done it

gentle moss
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hahaha

plucky ridge
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He was so brave

gentle moss
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ofcourse we named a pigeon after an old dutch king

bleak lintel
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dude there is a picture

gentle moss
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at a battle in dutchland

bleak lintel
gentle moss
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not orange though

plucky ridge
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Well I mean

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They didn't have color back then

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Wasn't until it was invented in the 60's and 70's....

bleak lintel
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William of Orange was a male war pigeon of British military intelligence service MI14. He was awarded the 21st Dickin Medal for delivering a message from the Arnhem Airborne Operation. This message saved more than 2000 soldiers at the time of the Battle of Arnhem in September 1944. Its official name in military record is NPS.42.NS.15125. He received the Dickin Medal in May 1945.[1]

Communications in that battle were a problem for the Allied units; German troops had surrounded the airborne forces and the few radio sets present malfunctioned. William of Orange was released by British soldiers at 10:30 on 19 September 1944 and arrived at his nest box in England at 14:55. He flew over 400 km (250 mi) and the message he carried was one of few to make their way back to the United Kingdom.

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this fucking guy

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2,000 soldiers saved

plucky ridge
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I'm sorry, can we just bask in these 2 words for a second

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war pigeon

gentle moss
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that caught my eye too

bleak lintel
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your country did it too hem

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The US Army Signal Corps used 600 pigeons in France alone.

bleak lintel
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for WW1

plucky ridge
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I'm not disputing it

gentle moss
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check out this camera war pigeon

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super spy

plucky ridge
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It's just the phrase is so pleasing

gentle moss
plucky ridge
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I need to see an indie game called that

bleak lintel
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wait holy shit I thought 600 was a lot

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During World War II, the United Kingdom used about 250,000 homing pigeons for many purposes, including communicating with those behind enemy lines such as Belgium spy Jozef Raskin. The Dickin Medal, the highest possible decoration for valor given to animals, was awarded to 32 pigeons, including the United States Army Pigeon Service's G.I. Joe and the Irish pigeon Paddy.

gentle moss
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this one's ready to take your photo

bleak lintel
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250,000 pigeons

gentle moss
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yeah, we used A LOT of pigeons

bleak lintel
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that's more than the amount in my garden

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fact

gentle moss
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we, surprisingly, have a lot of pigeons

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why not use them for war

plucky ridge
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You are not wrong, Joe

gentle moss
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we even tried to put them in torpedos

plucky ridge
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Yep, heard about that

gentle moss
#

they'd train the pigeon to peck at warships

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then stuff them in a torpedo and use them to guide it

plucky ridge
#

Pigeon guided rockets and torpedoes a

#

They were trained to peck on a screen where the enemy ship was and that would be translated and guide the explosive

gentle moss
#

the problem with pigeons is they're always trying to overthrow governments

plucky ridge
#

Unfortunately there were a few flaws

gentle moss
#

non-stop coo this coo that

#

<_<

bleak lintel
#

brilliant lol

plucky ridge
#

That was

#

Amazing

#

I literally had to stop typing and just enjoy that

#

But one of the main issues with the pigeon guidance systems was that they couldn't tell the difference between friendly and enemy ships

#

Sooooooooooooooo

gentle moss
#

get paint guns and paint the enemy ships

plucky ridge
#

I mean

#

If you can hit the enemy ship with a paintball, you can probably riddle them with a barrage of explosives of around the same size

gentle moss
#

yeah but paint is less lethal so they wont mind so much

bleak lintel
#

speaking of paint

plucky ridge
#

"Oh it's fine, they're just having a laugh."

#

Then suddenly, pigeons

bleak lintel
gentle moss
#

it was

plucky ridge
#

Oh my god my brain

gentle moss
#

made it hard to track the motion of ships or smth

#

speaking of dumb air animal based things

#

the US attached a load of firebombs to bats

#

and deployed them into japan so they'd roost in houses

#

except that the US boats were equally nice places to roost

plucky ridge
#

There's a reason there's an old adage in show biz. "Never work with children or animals"

gentle moss
#

i mean i think it's a pretty obvious thing not to do

#

attaching firebombs to something you can't control is generally not wise

plucky ridge
#

Right

#

Like toddlers

#

Can't control 'em

gentle moss
#

don't give them flamethrowers

#

seems like a bad idea

undone berry
#

Counter idea: things can't get much worse. Flame toddlers away

#

Release them in parliament

gentle moss
#

not sure which would shit themselves more in that scenario

vestal briar
#

Dazzle camo coolio

#

We have a ferry that got painted in dazzle camo for an anniversary a couple years ago

bleak lintel
#

mersey one right?

vestal briar
#

Yeah

bleak lintel
#

thought so

vestal briar
#

I remember us having to write an essay about it

undone berry
#

It would be so cool if it wasn't in Liverpool

vestal briar
#

Along with a magic seafire landing gear section being found at our 20-year-old school just sitting on the playground in primary

#

πŸ–• :)

bleak lintel
#

my father went to uni in liverpool I think

#

I can't remember

vestal briar
#

Sports or medical?

bleak lintel
#

law

vestal briar
#

Hmm

bleak lintel
#

wait let me check

#

because my dad had a weird path into what he does now

vestal briar
#

We have liverpool university which is the prestigious one and IM (something) Marsh something which is the sports one because football

#

Then one that was the meh university (john moores) that is now becoming a lot nicer in the last 10 or 15 years

bleak lintel
#

ah yeah liverepool polytechnic law degree is what my dad did

#

before realising he didn't want to be a lawyer

#

so did a conversion to journalism at cardiff

#

then went on to be a journalist

#

before going full circle and founding a media law company lol

vestal briar
#

πŸ€”

bleak lintel
#

he's on the TV and radio pretty often now

vestal briar
#

I mean that's both the two degrees combined?

#

Law and journalism

bleak lintel
#

yeah

#

he works with everyone though it's awesomee

vestal briar
#

Cool

bleak lintel
#

he worked with the guys who made the Beano and then the next day met police

vestal briar
#

"the Beano", like the comics?

bleak lintel
#

yeah

vestal briar
#

Fancy

bleak lintel
#

beano and dandy

vestal briar
#

I think my dad has one from the 70's

bleak lintel
#

it got progressively worse now that dennis the mennis is on tv

vestal briar
#

Does he play like a consultant role for all of them or is a lawyer

gentle moss
#

i used to get beanos every year from my grandad

#

and before i started getting them my next eldest sister got them

#

and before her, the other sister

vestal briar
#

I got them all for Christmas until I was like 12

gentle moss
#

had beanos from like the mid 80's up to the late 90's

#

4 siblings + tradition

bleak lintel
#

he does consultancy, it's all sort of like what counts as slander, what counts as libel and so on, basically teaches them how not to get into trouble

vestal briar
#

I think we have 73-78 and 2007-2014?

#

Yeah

#

Sounds like a nice job

bleak lintel
#

lot of travelling though

#

inverness one day and then cardiff the next

gentle moss
#

law consultency sounds less shit than being a layer

#

i imagine you have to really know your shit though

vestal briar
#

Traveling in jobs sound fun until it isn't

gentle moss
#

oh no i meant purely from the consultancy perspective

#

not the travelling

vestal briar
#

Yeah

gentle moss
#

kind of like how being an IT consultant must be a bit nicer than being the actual IT in some ways

#

since you can just advise on the shit and fuck off

bleak lintel
#

yeah consultancy is pretty smooth

vestal briar
#

Don't they get far overpaid

gentle moss
#

yes

bleak lintel
#

self-employed consultancy

gentle moss
#

yes they do

#

my step-dad was an IT consultant

#

still is actually

#

but he made fucking baaaank during the 90's dot com boom and the millenium bug thing

vestal briar
#

I have over uh.. 4 years of consultant experience with windows laptops!

#

Thanks family!

undone berry
#

Consultancy sounds dope. You come in, tell people what to do and sometimes build a poc, then bugger off

vestal briar
#

Engineering consultancy looks great also

gentle moss
#

and you don't even have to make them listen to you

#

because if they don't

#

fuck em

#

it's their money they're wasting

vestal briar
#

If you're a retired engineer you get paid a ton on your schedule

undone berry
#

I had an interview at a massive consultants. Id much prefer to do that in the future than software dev

vestal briar
#

Yeah

#

You can just do it part-time and make a lot

gentle moss
#

at work i love coming up with the technical solutions

#

however i like implementing them less

#

i remember the company we share a floor with once got in a "wellness consultant"

#

to talk about how to have better office behaviours

#

like grouping types of day people are having into colours

#

and how to be more understanding

#

dude was paid fucking Β£250 an hour

undone berry
#

I don't mind the first part of implementing stuff, but making it suitable for users is so tedious

#

That job sounds like it's 100% bullshittery

vestal briar
#

I think one of the most payed ones are 1k an hour for large engineering projects

gentle moss
#

it was pretty bullshit charlie

#

i saw some of the "reading material"

#

it some happy clappy "new management" type shite

vestal briar
#

Imagine how boring that job must be though

gentle moss
#

thing is, like a year or so on

undone berry
#

Id like to give a job that's just 100% about bullshitting a try

vestal briar
#

But for Β£250 I wouldn't be complaining

gentle moss
#

it hasn't change anything in their work behaviours

#

at all

#

so it clearly doesn't work

#

and he's just suckered up 3 days worth of training

vestal briar
#

Who would actually hire them

undone berry
#

Morons in business

vestal briar
#

It's obvious bs from miles away

gentle moss
#

HR.

#

managers who don't understand why their staff are grumpy.

#

probably that 2nd one

undone berry
#

You meet the kind of people who would hire them very quickly when you start working

gentle moss
#

perhaps you should stop calling them bad at their jobs the day you're having a fun corporate day out

#

"you're all shit and need to work harder. have a nice time at the activity day!"

undone berry
#

That sounds fine. I see value in that. But just call it what it is and take everyone paintballing

#

Don't pretend it's more than it is

vestal briar
#

Make your staff more efficient by paying some magic man Β£1000 and forcing your staff to listen to bs all day!

gentle moss
#

oh no, an MD actually sent around a company wide email saying their performance had been so bad for the year and they needed to do much better

#

before they were about to go out and have a fun time with each other

undone berry
#

Oh

gentle moss
#

that's like... a great way to piss people off

undone berry
#

Oh

#

I misunderstood

#

What a twat

gentle moss
#

very much

#

he showed up to the event, stuck around for an hour, purchased like 5 cases of beer from the brewery and then went home

#

mega bitch fest.

#

we chip in a small amount so we can come along too, it was eye opening to how fucked up their moral is

#

:D

vestal briar
#

3 meanings to that

gentle moss
#

keeping spirits up does seem like a tricky job

#

but i think you'd be better off just giving everyone some money rather than spending that money on 3 days of douchery

vestal briar
#

Or give them 3 days off and extra money, the same you'd waste as keeping them in on some random course

oak tangle
#

@rough sapphire from that same thread

rough sapphire
#

low key very wholesome

frosty berry
#

how was he supposed to answer, he could either ignore, and nothing happens, and say something nice and benefit from it πŸ˜›

#

there is no way he was going to beat him down.

#

so i'm not sayng ronny was actually fishing for it, but it would have been a smart thing to do.

#

it's a good thing that acting humble is well regarded, but that won't prevent people from doing it on purpose :P.

oak tangle
#

He was not involved in this twitter conversation up to this point

#

It was just a comment to another tweet that mentioned him

#

When I was 24 and working at Apple I found myself in a heated debate with an engineer that I'd not met before.

Since I was young and knew everything, I was lecturing this man on some nuances of how drag and drop should behave when activated on a text selection.

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frosty berry
#

ok πŸ™‚

rough sapphire
#

hey hey hey

#

today's featured pic is in estonia

#

instantly noticed that from the pic before reading the description

#

"that's estonia."

#

"... yep."

gentle moss
#

what a cute river

#

minding its own business

#

not flooding anything

#

not like this bastard

#

what a cheeky fuck

white moon
#

lmfao

gentle moss
#

i uhh.... what

#

mcdonald's scented candles...

#

bun, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion, beef

sand goblet
#

yup, linked that last night, it's really something haha

#

already sold out ofc

gentle moss
#

i can't find pictures of someone who's actually purchased them

#

i guess they only listed them the other day and they instantly sold out

fervent dock
#

oh no

vestal briar
#

I like how the beef one is the one with ** to back up it's claims

edgy magnet
#

Imagine someone having all 7 and light them up in a corner of your house

#

I can imagine my entire family go on a wild hunt screaming "MY PRECIOUS"

vestal briar
#

Easier way to do it is to just incenerate a big mac

edgy magnet
#

That works too

fervent dock
#

the large malcolm

#

pickle candle is the worst idea

#

actually they are all the worst idea

vestal briar
#

Still trying to win over rick and morty fans

gentle moss
#

my gf had some szechuan when they did it

#

apparently not that great

#

i made a few recipes for it and they were okay i guess

#

was a weird thing for people to go mad about just because of rick and morty

wheat lynx
gentle moss
#

dude

#

that's not a candle

#

it's birthday steak

wheat lynx
#

Yeah close enough

gentle moss
#

you probably could use beef fat to make a candle

verbal rivet
#

I'm pretty sure that historically that used to be quite popular

#

could be wrong

gentle moss
#

yeah

#

"tallow"

verbal rivet
#

right

#

probably stank

wheat lynx
#

I assume you are meant to cook it though

gentle moss
#

grass fed candles.

verbal rivet
#

I only buy free range candles myself 😀

#

jokes aside though they look pretty decent

gentle moss
#

100 % Pure Tallow Survivor candles. Made with rendered tallow from my own grass fed grass finished beef. These beautiful candles have a clean burn with no odor. 100 % cotton wick. They will not go bad and in a survival situation Tallow candles are 100 % edible.

verbal rivet
#

the question is is it cheaper to buy butter or to just buy one of those candles and spread it on bread

gentle moss
#

250g of butter is Β£1.50

#

a 220g candle is Β£10

verbal rivet
#

thats only 220g?

gentle moss
#

it comes in two sizes

verbal rivet
#

oh right

gentle moss
#

the tall ones are 16oz

verbal rivet
#

still only 450g

#

huh

#

well maybe a treat for special occasions then

wheat lynx
#

You could always make your own

undone berry
#

Tallow can't be that expensive

#

I think big-tallow is ripping you off

gentle moss
#

you could probably get a bunch off a butcher for cheap

undone berry
#

apparently you render other fat down into tallow

#

so yeah

verbal rivet
#

depends on how overweight the butcher is

#

you would also have to deal with the inevitable questions after his disappearance

gentle moss
#

Β¬_Β¬

rough sapphire
#

Discord should not suggest sending invite to friends who are alredy in the server.
example can be

#

or even banned people

jagged fog
#

Gg discord

#

Great work

graceful basin
#

very

#

lotta code

gentle moss
#

it's a chat client that has voice, video, streaming, multimedia, emoji, server, channel, etc, etc support

#

we're not talking about a skinny little IRC client here

#

i believe there are some projects for that type of thing

#

that are open

#

but i can't remember them offhand

#

they're also not popular because they're a wee bit crap

#

okay, so it'd be completely open source, so that's no revenue for a lot of work hours

#

people need money to survive, so couldn't commit as much time to it as they could if their job was to build a discord

#

unless they got funding to basically make an open / free rival to something that already has market dominance

#

which, hah.

undone berry
#

what you're talking about does kinda exist. Matrix

#

its just not near as popular as Discord

#

the main hurdle with making an open source Discord equivalent is finding people to make it

#

and thats not really going to happen unlesss it comes with a built in community

#

or money from somewhere

sand goblet
#

Matrix is close but it does have some quite distinct differences

sand goblet
#

You can actually find me there as @gdude#20022002:matrix.org if you're on it

undone berry
#

I haven't used Matrix yet, but I intend to in the near future

#

I want to understand the decentralised part

#

and I think I kinda do

gentle moss
#

i guess it's node based?

#

and data's just replicated around?

undone berry
#

I think so, yeah

rough sapphire
#

whats with 2002 ? @sand goblet

sand goblet
#

wouldn't you like to know

rough sapphire
#

I would love to

#

20 feb ?

sand goblet
#

No

rough sapphire
#

ok then explain

sand goblet
#

No

#

haha

gentle moss
#

it's actually when he was born

#

he's been lying to us

sand goblet
#

Nah

#

That's far too stereotypical

rough sapphire
#

wouldn't I like to know

gentle moss
#

because you're the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey

#

2002: A G Oddity

rough sapphire
#

its everywhereeee

#

@gdude#20022002:matrix.org

undone berry
#

ikr - who uses the same name on different platforms

#

even in real life I like to change things up

#

sometimes Charlie, sometimes Chuck. Ocassionally Chas or Charles

rough sapphire
#

sometime chuck norris ?

undone berry
#

even as a connoisseur of terrible jokes, I can't bring myself to go back to 2002 for that one

gentle moss
#

haha

#

nice.

vestal briar
#

Aha!

#

Finally a first power-chorded riff that doesn't sound shit

gentle moss
#

E - G - A

#

god damn it

#

synergy has for some reason remapped all my special characters

#

i can't write smoke on the water :/

#

it also means i can't type my sudo password in to fix it

#

woop

vestal briar
#

πŸ‘

#

It was just a very simple one but at least the strings don't make that rattling sound on the body anymore

gentle moss
#

if you've got rattling sounds perhaps your string action might be off

#

or do you mean fret buzz?

vestal briar
#

Yeah, that

#

When you press enough to not mute the strings but it rattles

#

Doing that with I think an E power chord is hard for me

gentle moss
#

ahh

#

yeah, takes some time

vestal briar
#

Yeah

gentle moss
#

i still hate the F bar chords

rough sapphire
#

I love how people give me weird looks when i jam through the streets with my music , hahahaha

#

on foot

frosty berry
#

headset much?

#

i kind of hate when people listen to loud music in the street on a speaker or something, instead of headset.

#

you can get pretty decent cheap ones these days, i see no excuse to forcing everyone to listen to your music.

#

it's really not about the kind of music, although i have my preferences, but even if i like the music, i still find it rude to impose it on everyone.

rough sapphire
#

ofc using my earphones

#

I am not stupid

undone berry
#

Twitter autoplaying (looping) videos is the most irritating shit

vestal briar
#

You know the "technology connections" dude on youtube?

#

I think his sanity has shifted a little haha

frosty berry
#

I really like his videos

#

The latest series about video disks was a bit too involved though, but it's always highly informative.

gentle moss
#

i mean, i watched that whole thing in a binge watch

#

it's very interesting to see how corporate politics screwed them over

high verge
#

teleprompters?

#

oh i am stupid

verbal rivet
#

So I have my finished pc on my desk but i cant use it because i dont have the right display cable

#

Urghh

bleak lintel
#

boot it up and imagine the GUI

verbal rivet
#

Who needs an rtx 2080ti when you have magic mushrooms and a good imagination

gentle moss
#

what cables do you have?

verbal rivet
#

Hdmi, vga, display cable i think

gentle moss
#

and what do you need to produce?

verbal rivet
#

i need dvi

gentle moss
#

plus, have you...

#

wat

verbal rivet
#

Yeah

#

ancient gpu

#

quadro k600

gentle moss
#

ooooooh

#

yeah okay

verbal rivet
#

its an old office pc im gradually upgrading

gentle moss
#

i think you could do a nasty splice

verbal rivet
#

oh?

gentle moss
#

with the vga

#

providing the dvi is dvi-a

#

not dvi-d

verbal rivet
#

Or i could just go to currys tomorrow lmao

#

but carry on

#

i might just be impatient enough

#

how would i do thst

#

*that

gentle moss
#

sec, checking the pinouts

verbal rivet
#

Kk

gentle moss
#

okay, it'd have to be DVI-I

verbal rivet
#

Right, lemme check

gentle moss
#

it looks like it is

#

this would be a hell of a splice

verbal rivet
#

Yeah its dvi i

gentle moss
#

plus you'd basically being shoving cables in the DVI-I port of the card

#

like raw individual cables

verbal rivet
#

Shet

bleak lintel
#

StareSmileGIF I see this going well

verbal rivet
#

yeah lmao i think id rather just buy a dvi

gentle moss
#

you're looking at something like that

#

it's the sort of thing i'd do

#

which is probably a bad sign

#

:D

verbal rivet
#

Why am i tempted to do this

#

someone stop me

wheat lynx
#

It's worth a try...

gentle moss
#

because a VGA cable is cheap

#

and it's a fun project

#

you'd need a multi-meter and a soldering iron

#

just so your cuts on the VGA cable that you plan to shove into the DVI port are rigid

wheat lynx
#

But, then again, it (probably) won't work

gentle moss
#

it seems like a heck of a splice

#

i have like ~20 VGA cables in a box

#

so losing one is nothing

verbal rivet
#

Yeah tbh id have to set out on doing it tomorrow anyways, so i might as well just buy lmao

#

in fact why bother with cables

#

lemme just get some copper wires and do the job like a real man

gentle moss
#

enough old junk at work to actually try that splice at no risk <_<

verbal rivet
#

πŸ‘€

honest yacht
#

if only from * import * worked

#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

#

Got an idea

graceful basin
#
import importlib
import sys
from pathlib import Path

def import_all():
  for path in map(Path, sys.path):
    if path.is_dir():
        for file in path.glob('*.py'):
            module = importlib.import_module(file.stem)
            globals().update(vars(module))
vestal briar
#

Gun question: how good is the fal/slr compared to modern rifles

vapid bluff
graceful basin
#

Neat

whole light
#

i'm downloading history, I probably need a progress bar...

rough sapphire
#

@vestal briar Shit

tulip palm
#

@gentle moss if you do that splice, keep me updated haha

rough sapphire
#

fuck sake

#

no swearing in my mc server

#

turns out it's just welsh

tulip palm
#

are you suggesting that there's a difference between welsh and gibberish?

rough sapphire
undone berry
gentle moss
#

hang on let me give it a go

#

hnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg

undone berry
#

I like the idea that you'd have to upload your passport photo to tweet

gentle moss
#

doesn't facebook already ask people to upload a form of ID on account creation?

#

i know they don't like fake namers anymore

undone berry
#

I think it might, but I don't think its required

#

although the last time I set up an account was like 2 years ago actually

gentle moss
#

i only set one up when it became clear average people moved away from MSN messenger

sand goblet
#

It doesn't

undone berry
#

I set one up because for some people messenger is literally the only way they communicate

gentle moss
#

yeah, exactly

rough sapphire
#

it does

#

I recently had to make a messenger account due to the above reasons

#

it asked me to "prove I'm using my real name" by uploading my ID

sand goblet
#

I've never seen that, and I made a fake account last year

rough sapphire
#

(I was, and fuck no I didn't)

gentle moss
#

print yourself a mclovin'

sand goblet
#

I made an account that literally just exists for managing the facebook page for work

#

since I wasn't going to log into my own account there

rough sapphire
undone berry
#

I just went to make a fake account, and you do need a phone number as the first hurdle

sand goblet
#

they're quite happy with my avatarless Celia Weiss account

rough sapphire
undone berry
#

I wonder how long until we just have to 100% accept that facebook, amazon, and whoever else is just going to know everything about us

gentle moss
#

one second

undone berry
#

at some point, its going to become mandatory to carry around a smartphone I'd guess (for people who want to operate like normal human beings)

solid pollen
#

I stopped fighting against that

gentle moss
#

just need to tell alexa to fuck off

solid pollen
#

They already know everything

gentle moss
#

i feel better again now.

rough sapphire
#

@gentle moss its nsfl

solid pollen
#

What's the point

undone berry
#

I've also accepted it

#

but I don't think you need to accept it yet

#

its not too difficult to avoid it

solid pollen
#

Did you really just said "Alexa fuck off"?

gentle moss
#

yup.

#

gotta make it know its place

wheat lynx
#

What was the reply...

gentle moss
#

"beeboop"

solid pollen
#

"beeboop"?

gentle moss
#

yeah