#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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vestal briar
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Ah

plucky ridge
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I've had RAM go bad on me plenty of times

vestal briar
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What about for smaller things like keyboard controllers

plucky ridge
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And recently a couple PSU's, although those were on work machines

rough sapphire
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I recently nearly had to replace my HyperX ram

plucky ridge
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Oh if a keyboard goes bad I just get a new one

rough sapphire
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IDK how the shopkeeper magically repaired it

plucky ridge
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Unless it was a really expensive one

vestal briar
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Hm

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I have never had a laptop die on me

rough sapphire
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for 5 bucks

plucky ridge
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Like, anything above $100 I'll typically try to get things fixed or replaced

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@rough sapphire Entirely possible he just had to reseat the ram

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Or move the ports they were on or what have you.

rough sapphire
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ram have a reset thing ?

plucky ridge
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No no, reSEAT no reset

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Like take it out and put it back in

vestal briar
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I misread that too

plucky ridge
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Gives the connectors a fresh bite on the contacts

rough sapphire
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oh no , its totally not that, i do that kind of troubleshooting myself only

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i tried the ram on a friend computer too

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didn't worked

vestal briar
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I'm repairing an old bike at the moment

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They are complicated but not at the same time

plucky ridge
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Possible he had the same sticks and just swapped them and is going to RMA them himself or something

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Who knows

vestal briar
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Quite a fun thing to do

plucky ridge
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That is pretty odd though, especially for that price

rough sapphire
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I saw him rubbing a liquid on ram contact point , and it worked magically

plucky ridge
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Oh, dirty contact then. Were you careful when you applied thermal paste?

rough sapphire
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yeah i was

plucky ridge
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Demons then

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Was probably holy water

rough sapphire
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I only saw him do that , there were no sign of opening the RAM case itself nothing

vestal briar
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Just a big ol blob of themal paste on the ram contact

plucky ridge
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Looking under the heatsink wouldn't have done any good

rough sapphire
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no soldering nothing

plucky ridge
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Well no

vestal briar
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I wonder if anyone has made a heatsink for ram

plucky ridge
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No one is going to do that. Any in shop work is never going to unsolder parts, not anymore

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Maybe like

rough sapphire
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there are heatsink for them

plucky ridge
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20 years ago if that

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Sure but even then, removing the heatsink wouldn't do any good other than getting the heatsink off

rough sapphire
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metal blades running out are basically heatsink only

vestal briar
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Are you still talking about ram?

plucky ridge
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Si

rough sapphire
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yes

vestal briar
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Are you being sarcastic?

rough sapphire
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not me

plucky ridge
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That answer your question?

vestal briar
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I don't think laptop ram has thermal paste

plucky ridge
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No no no, and even desktop ram doesn't

vestal briar
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Sort of but I doubt them blades do anything

rough sapphire
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G skills , it's been a while

plucky ridge
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They do a bit

vestal briar
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I have a fancy ram stick

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hyperx fury white

rough sapphire
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same

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i have black one

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I use to be able to go to advanced restart and the USB would be there. But it's not showing up now. I flashed the USB with balendaEtcher. When I set up the previous partitions I used an external hard drive.

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The bios is blue.

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its legacy then

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MBR And GPT , which one it supposed to be

vestal briar
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BlueBios V234.3220™️

sand goblet
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MBR for BIOS

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GPT for UEFI

rough sapphire
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Yeah it should be MBR format

sand goblet
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You probably just flashed the wrong one

rough sapphire
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I use rufus for flashing

sand goblet
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But UEFI will handle MBR just fine too in most cases

plucky ridge
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Same, Rufus is great

sand goblet
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I like balena

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But it is electron

vestal briar
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I use balena

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Was about to say that

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It's like 150mb for a glorified shell script

rough sapphire
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what

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I've used balenda for all my pis.

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Rufus is 2 mb

sand goblet
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It does work great for the most part

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But yeah, electron

plucky ridge
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yeah rufus is tiny as hell

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And just works

sand goblet
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Yep

rough sapphire
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rufus size == rufus portable size

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LOL

vestal briar
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Is it windows-only?

sand goblet
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That comment doesn't make any sense but okay

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Rufus is Windows only

vestal briar
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Probably why I don't use it

rough sapphire
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really its windows only >

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?

sand goblet
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Yep

vestal briar
rough sapphire
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That's sad

plucky ridge
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Eh

vestal briar
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Hm

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I wonder how much you can break by running it on wine

plucky ridge
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I can't imagine much

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All it does is adjust a boot table on your flash drive and toss the right files on there

vestal briar
rough sapphire
vestal briar
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Looks like it just doesn't find anything

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Gui boots though

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@rough sapphire Normal version installs it "permanently" into windows

plucky ridge
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Yep

vestal briar
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Other one is basically an exe that you just drag and drop

plucky ridge
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Portable doesn't bother putting anything in the registry

rough sapphire
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wait it doesnt need installation

plucky ridge
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Nope

vestal briar
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No

plucky ridge
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Just runs

vestal briar
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Does windows have any tiny optimisations for permanantly installed software?

rough sapphire
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ah registry

plucky ridge
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Sort of

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If you use something often enough, SuperFetch will preload it to memory for you

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But beyond that... eh

rough sapphire
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I think balenda might not of liked the lubuntu iso. Rufus had to download two other files to get it to work.

vestal briar
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Wouldn't that happen for a normal exe also though?

plucky ridge
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Fair point

rough sapphire
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SuperFetch is often one of the thing i disable cuz it take 100 % disk

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at startup

plucky ridge
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I think the only benefit would be saved settings

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@rough sapphire Strange

vestal briar
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Oh yeah

plucky ridge
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I wouldn't have figured that

sand goblet
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Never had issues with superfetch

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But I do have enough ram to just disable the pagefile

vestal briar
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But a bad "portable" version would just save to some hidden folder anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯

plucky ridge
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I have on a couple machines at work

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Sometimes it just goes bad and never stops trying to preload

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No idea why

sand goblet
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It's weird because I have like none of the issues with windows 10 that everyone else has

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Aside from the one where updates occasionally uninstall speccy

plucky ridge
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I mean it's all anecdotal. I only experienced it because I work on so many machines

vestal briar
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Windows was weirdly slow on my machine

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May have been a failing hdd

plucky ridge
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Also had an issue with the.... Whatcha call it... the Quick access thing that will load your most recent used files? That would straight up crash Explorer

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Had to turn that completely off

rough sapphire
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I so wanna get a SSD soon

gentle moss
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Search Index.

plucky ridge
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Something about how it just crapped on the indexing

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Yep

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Exactly

gentle moss
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SuperFetch?

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i forget the service name

plucky ridge
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Wasn't in this case

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It was the indexing

rough sapphire
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my windows search doesn't work actually

vestal briar
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The windows bar is always slow on any machine I have used

plucky ridge
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SuperFetch is a separate issue

gentle moss
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ahhh that was the laptops with spyware

plucky ridge
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SuperFetch precaches commonly used programs to memory, the search index thing precaches so you don't have to take as long if you do a file search

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However sometimes the processes just go haywire

vestal briar
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"precaches"

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It caches before it caches?

plucky ridge
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Preloads then

vestal briar
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Is cached?

gentle moss
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

plucky ridge
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It loads the files before the program is run

gentle moss
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no i'm thinking of something else entirely

plucky ridge
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Just changes when the disk read happens

gentle moss
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not even that or search indexing

plucky ridge
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Which issue are you thinking of?

rough sapphire
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Do you have a SSD ? for windows ?

gentle moss
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SUPERFISH

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that's it

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the lenovo spyware

plucky ridge
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Ahhh, right right

rough sapphire
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never heard of that

gentle moss
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basically some shit was bundled on laptops from lenovo and was pretty much spyware

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installed its own certs iirc too

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so you could be MITM'd by them

plucky ridge
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Gotta love that

gentle moss
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superfetch can cause slow down on SSD

plucky ridge
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And this is why I hate all the crap tons of bloatware machines come with

gentle moss
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since reading straight from the SSD can be faster than the precache

plucky ridge
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Yep

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In theory Windows should be smart enough to catch that and not try to pull those files from SSDs

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But...

vestal briar
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Mm ORM bloatware

plucky ridge
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You know...

gentle moss
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but if you're seeing crazy high IOPS the first thing i look at on windows is what the index service is doing

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*OEM

vestal briar
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Whoops

rough sapphire
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I always change the OS which comes built in laptop

vestal briar
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I think I remembered you talking about ORM vs SQL before

gentle moss
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yeah, ORMs are object relation thingos

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gonna say managers

plucky ridge
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Correct

gentle moss
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so you treat your database stuff as objects rather than handling it as

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well

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SqqL

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thanks keyboard

plucky ridge
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Cry harder

vestal briar
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I know what an ORM is

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:p

gentle moss
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god damn my q key is dying now

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that's qquite the issue

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oh yeah, double up now

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bitch.

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:|

plucky ridge
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The ORM can be a bit slower, but development with it can be faster

vestal briar
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My q key is weirdly spongy

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I prefer ORMs

plucky ridge
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Another case of take your pick on where you want your slowness

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Depends on what I'm doing

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If I'm just checking through the DB, I'll just vanilla SQL

gentle moss
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developing with an ORM can be slower if you're less comfortable handling them as objects

vestal briar
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Using plain SQL sometimes just ends up making a mini orm for 1 item

plucky ridge
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Anything deeper yeah, I'll do an ORM

gentle moss
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than real SQQL

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yeah, i'll have entire function sets just for db handling

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

plucky ridge
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Ever notice how capital Q's look a bit like balloons that are floating away?

gentle moss
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awwww

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poor balloon

vestal briar
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I know SQL but just prefer orms almost 100% of the time

rough sapphire
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PR
P is taking a step

plucky ridge
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Again, use cases

gentle moss
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also experience.

plucky ridge
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After having to fuck with SAP, I'm confident in my SQL

gentle moss
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for me all this knowledge is a means to an end and sometimes learning the new thing is a bit much effort for the end result

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aw fucking SAP

plucky ridge
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Hate it

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HATE it

gentle moss
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the one customer we have that uses it we told to go buy professional SAP support because fuck that noise

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turns out that the company they got was actually just an agency that hires random SAP devs for individual tickets

plucky ridge
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You know what I hate? Their entire god damn program is SQL

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Which yeah cool fine

rough sapphire
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Well I made a little progress. The USB now shows up in the BIOS, but I can't seem to boot from it.

plucky ridge
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But that means that EVERYTHING is a table, and everything has about 30 sub tables

gentle moss
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did you just copy the contents of the ISO to it?

plucky ridge
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And then everything YOU add in gets twice that many

gentle moss
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or did you just put the ISO on it?

plucky ridge
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It's a fucking nightmare

rough sapphire
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I flashed it with Rufus

gentle moss
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that should've done it

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did you use the MBR or GPT option?

rough sapphire
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Mbr

plucky ridge
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Rufus should pick for you anymore

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Depending on the iso

gentle moss
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trrrryyy again

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GPT is more widely supported on modern devices

plucky ridge
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Or a different flash drive

gentle moss
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since MBR is considered "legacy" now

plucky ridge
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Back later

gentle moss
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see if you can flip your BIOS / UEFI into legacy boot mode

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it might work then

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and turn secure boot off.

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now i shall play some skyrim and occasionally look at this screen to offer more tech support if you need it

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just pingo mingo.

rough sapphire
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its a legacy boot

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Ty bisk

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I think it was because I didn't set a partition size when I flashed it the first time :3

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I think it will work this time. You guys have all been extremely helpful.

gentle moss
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is that the i386 iso?

rough sapphire
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Yeah.

gentle moss
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your PC is 64bit, right?

rough sapphire
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Yes

plucky ridge
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Then that's the wrong iso

gentle moss
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you want the amd64 iso

rough sapphire
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Ah

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Oh

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I see.

gentle moss
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sometimes you'll see it as x86 vs x64

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but AMD basically did 64bit first

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so it's AMD64

rough sapphire
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Blarg. I glanced over that at the beginning.

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Maybe that's why my last pi install kept breaking too.

plucky ridge
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Entirely possible

rough sapphire
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I've got a lot to learn about this stuff.

plucky ridge
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Anything for a Pi will need to be running an ARM architecture version

gentle moss
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CPU architecture is basically the instruction sets that the processor accepts

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that's why stuff has to be compiled for different CPUs

rough sapphire
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I did a lot of work on a couple different pis. But one day they just started to corrupt after a few restarts.

gentle moss
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well, SD cards aren't an excellent method of storage

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they can die quite quickly if they're cheap and you do a lot of read/writes

rough sapphire
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power fluctuations fuck SD cards hard, which is what might've been happening with @rough sapphire if they all died at once

plucky ridge
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Also the SD does not stand for Super Delicious, so they shouldn't be eaten

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Just ah... just a tip

gentle moss
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they're called SD cards

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not SD chips

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for a reason

rough sapphire
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@plucky ridge it's ok if you do though, it comes out in one piece

gentle moss
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👌

rough sapphire
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These are all possible reason. The last one didn't even taste good.

plucky ridge
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Well the micro ones sure

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But the bigger ones are a bit rougher

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I mean what

gentle moss
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psssst

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people have historically eaten full sized cards to avoid having them be discovered

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:3

rough sapphire
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Haha I bet.

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I am one of those people

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I really speak from experience

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yes, it did work afterwards, unfortunately

gentle moss
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i hope you wrapped it before you snacked it

rough sapphire
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slapped it on me sandwich

gentle moss
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nom nom nom

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little bit of ranch dressing

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god damn there's a pun in here somewhere

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uhhhh

rough sapphire
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Was it completely processed or ejected early?

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it came out naturally if that's what you're asking

plucky ridge
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As god intended

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"Yep, this is the SD card exit hole. I'll probably use it for food waste, too, idk."

rough sapphire
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God had experience with swollowing contraband?

gentle moss
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IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY ROMAINE IN THE SANDWICH

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that's all i've got so far

plucky ridge
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Okay, now I'll be back later

rough sapphire
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because of the e. coli? @gentle moss

gentle moss
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.... yes

rough sapphire
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... oh

gentle moss
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no :(

plucky ridge
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Card would have shot out of you like a bullet

gentle moss
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because it'd romaine inside you

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data loss

rough sapphire
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Omg

gentle moss
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yeah i fucking know

rough sapphire
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🤔

gentle moss
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i'm sorry.

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i pulled a hemmy

plucky ridge
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Probably had to take a megabite out of that sandwich

gentle moss
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bitch

plucky ridge
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How did you miss that one

rough sapphire
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Thats pretty good.

plucky ridge
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Okay NOW I'm ACTUALLY gone. You guys are too entertaining to talk to

rough sapphire
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in all honesty, there wasn't even anything juicy on the card

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it was one of those "you're not a real hacker until you've" moments

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should've downloaded a car onto the sd card beforehand, damn it

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Or a horse.

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you wouldn't.

gentle moss
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no

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because

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they never stop

rough sapphire
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Lol, I never knew I wanted that link until just now.

rough sapphire
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how can i create a bootable usb stick that can be used for another things?

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Rufus seems to be a good program to flash a USB drive. balendaEtcher is good too. Ubuntu 32 bit is a good option because it works on a lot of machines.

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The hard part can be booting to the USB drive that will likely take some research. I think that fast boot might be the most important thing to disable in the bios.

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On windows you can go to advanced startup options to boot from the USB.

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There's a little info. I'm still a noob. Trying to get a USB stick to work right now. You can scroll up and find a bunch more info from the conversation that happened in the last few hours.

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You can also install a portable version of virtual box on a USB and use it that way.

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You will have to partition the USB to use it as a boot drive and something else, like a storage device.

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I've used diskpart for that in the past, but there are probably better options.

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@rough sapphire

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@rough sapphire

how can i create a bootable usb stick that can be used for another things?
windows? Rufus in ISO mode. You can just create a directory on the disk after Rufus is done where you store all of your other shit

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you can also create separate partitions for it like @rough sapphire suggested but it's more effort without much pay off IMHO

gentle moss
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plus windows hates multi partitions on usb sticks

rough sapphire
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yeah, that. still... since, like, DOS

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i'm hoping microsoft implements proper volume/partition management and ext3 support in a future update

gentle moss
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it makes no sense since you can NTFS usb sticks n shit now

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i think part of the issue was FAT

rough sapphire
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how do you mean?

gentle moss
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something to do with multiple partitions on a single non-disk disk

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

rough sapphire
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So it looks like I have 7 partitions. Does that mean I am using GPT currently?

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Oh wait I see that I am using GPT

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Guess I llstick with that.

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I'm setting up a new partition table (first time doing this on my own). There is an 8.8 gb swap partition right now, so I'll create another one of those on the new table.

But I also have some small NTFS partitions. Less then a gif each. Why would those exisit?

plucky ridge
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Did you wipe the drive entirely?

rough sapphire
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I haven't wiped anything yet.

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Maybe I should keep the old table, delete the old Linux partition and install the new OS over my windows partition which is the has the majority of thd hard drive?

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Then later I can install something else where the old Linux use to be.

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I think I'll try that.

violet wadi
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God, my pc keeps hanging up on launch and it's getting on my nerves

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2 restarts should be enough to satisfy that cheeky bastard

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Task manager doesn't work either

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It's like my pc has just decided to curse me

rough sapphire
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You get any errors you can Google?

violet wadi
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Everything within programs themselves is frozen, but windows itself seems to work fine as I can play music with the taskbar

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Don't think so

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It's just "hangs up in programs and everything else is apparently fine for some inexplicable reason"

rough sapphire
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Good by my old windows partition. I hoped I backed up everything I needed.

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F

violet wadi
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What

rough sapphire
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I just removed windows from my machine. Doing the same would likely fix your problems :3

violet wadi
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Alright, this takes the fucking cake, I can open the windows menu but I can't click any of the buttons in it

rough sapphire
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So you can't start any applications?

violet wadi
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I'm not gonna reinstall windows

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I can start them from the taskbar and stuff, but I can't do anything within them

rough sapphire
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So you could open fire fox by not surf the web?

violet wadi
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Tried opening task manager to see if something was taking up lots of ram, but I couldn't click anything within it

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Yeah, I started chrome but couldn't do anything within it

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3rd restart now

pine vector
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i'd boot into safe mode and see if the problem persists.

rough sapphire
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^

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That sounds like a good idea.

sand goblet
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Safe mode, refresh, reinstall

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Yup

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Windows really shouldn't get into this state if it's taken care of though

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It's not the first time I've seen it

pine vector
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what was the last-ish thing you were doing/installed prior to this happening?

violet wadi
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I'm not even sure if I can enter safemode, cause I cant open the shutdown/restart menu

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Can't remember installing anything

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It was fine an hour ago

sand goblet
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Use your keyboard

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Forget the mouse

violet wadi
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Just listening to music

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Alright

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Gonna do a 4th restart real quick and just not touch anything until things stop popping up

pine vector
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I do miss the old boot-into-safe-mode procedure

sand goblet
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It's still there

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It's just that Windows boots so fast you only get like 1/16th of a second

pine vector
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i've never gotten it to work.. 🤷‍♂️

violet wadi
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What's the key, again

sand goblet
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F8

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I have, once

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It's a pain in the ass

violet wadi
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Do you really just gotta spam it

sand goblet
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You can also force your way into that menu by powering it off during the boot process a few times

pine vector
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oh yeah. i did do that once...

rough sapphire
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Uh oh. My computer didn't like what I just did.

violet wadi
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Uh, I think it works now?

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Moment of truth will be opening chrome

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What lmao, now chrome is closing my tabs when I click on them

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What is this shit

rough sapphire
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Oh wait it did work.

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hello from my new os!

violet wadi
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Congratulations

rough sapphire
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did you start in safe mode?

violet wadi
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No

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And it just doesn't fucking work with more than one program at a time

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There's got to be something seriously wrong with my pc

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What's the best way of reinstalling the os

sand goblet
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You can just do it from the settings app

violet wadi
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which friggin settings app

sand goblet
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The settings app

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You're on windows 10, right?

violet wadi
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Yes

rough sapphire
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my old linux partition mounted on the new one and I still have access to all the files even though I did the roulette thing. What's that about?

sand goblet
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You can probably just type refresh into the search to find it

rough sapphire
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I thought I removed /

violet wadi
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Gonna do oooooneeee more restart, cause I managed to figure out how to restart without having to click anything

rough sapphire
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gl

violet wadi
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I think it works now? Tried running a malwarebytes scan

rough sapphire
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nice, the new lubuntu came with 2048, there goes the rest of my productivity

vestal briar
rough sapphire
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heh

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the one that is not restricted by a globe.

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because it is not longer enough just to police a single planet.

vestal briar
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And yet has a globe in its logo still :)

rough sapphire
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lol, I didn't see it in the corner there

vestal briar
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About 16,000 Air Force active duty and civilian personnel are to be assigned to the Space Force while the branch is gradually integrated into the U.S. Armed Forces ecosystem, including establishing independent procedures for manning equipment, training personnel, and creating uniforms, logo, patch, awards, and official song, reportedly within an 18-month period.```"official song"
rough sapphire
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should be The Final Countdown

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that should be the only space force song

vestal briar
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Space force sounds cool

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I want purple camoflage!

rough sapphire
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gotta blend in with those purple aliens

vestal briar
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Wow, uk has a lot more reserve than I thought

rough sapphire
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What's that one material that absorbs like 95% of light?

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I think the uniforms should be made of that

vestal briar
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Vesoblack or something

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Why not make the uniforms out of dark matter

rough sapphire
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vanta black

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but there was another that came out recently

vestal briar
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Spaceforce does sound like a good idea for the future

rough sapphire
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I don't exactly like the idea of NATO making space a warzone, but I see why they would need to do that to combat entities that might not follow the rules.

plucky ridge
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Spaceforce does sound like a good idea for the future
So does actually funding NASA properly so that we CAN do that

rough sapphire
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we just need those brain chips to make everyone placid and not interested in war

mint whale
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Me and my freind are making a discord bot anyone wants to participate?

rough sapphire
rough sapphire
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yes they can

rough sapphire
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well if nasa had it the military wouldnt, so that wouldnt be a very good idea for the us.

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they probably wouldnt even have much time to do stuff with that money

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I don't get what you mean

wooden silo
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they probably wouldnt even have much time to do stuff with that money
If they had that money, they could just scale up their operations.

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Hire more people, run more projects.

gentle moss
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if they had that money they could buy a whole country and operate as SPACE LAND

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preferably on a mountain

rough sapphire
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the two words are kindof opposites though

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thats like naming a bottled water company "DESERT OCEAN"

frosty berry
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tired: SPACE LAND
wired: SPACE TIME

gentle moss
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fired: SPACE MINE

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oh yay

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"You cannot log on because the logon method you are using is not allowed on this computer. Please see your network administrator."

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oh dear it looks like he's not going to be helpful today

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oh shit killer mike is killing it

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We invaded sovereign soil, going after oil
Taking countries is a hobby paid for by the oil lobby
Same as in Iraq and Afghanistan
And Ahmadinejad say they coming for Iran

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

rough sapphire
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@gentle moss i had a couple of those lying around in my room at my parents place

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gf came over and asked how I got my CDs to be so shiny

gentle moss
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haha

rough sapphire
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also nice beard dude

gentle moss
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it's getting there, if a bit bushy

gentle moss
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1996 huh? christ.

gentle moss
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@rough sapphire

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what's the ls command to list a bunch of sym files without showing their sym link

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and have them in list format rather than row

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ah, it's L

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nvm

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ls -Ll coolj

undone berry
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I don't normally love hip hop, but Reagan was insanely good

gentle moss
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good track, yeah

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it's just that one line came to mind reading the news this morning

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K Mike was just 8 years early

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i much prefer El-P to Killer Mike for the most part.

undone berry
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You can definitely see why the US is the most hated country in the world

rough sapphire
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sure, yeah, it's -L

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ls has a lot of flags

gentle moss
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yeah

rough sapphire
#

I recently found out ls -Shapiro is a proper command

gentle moss
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i think we went through this

rough sapphire
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oh did we

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i thought it was another server

gentle moss
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i... i may have symlinked ls to ben

rough sapphire
#

oh epic

gentle moss
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double check time

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that dude is a massive tool and that wasn't a worthwhile joke

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root root 7 Nov 24 10:47 ben -> /bin/ls

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sigh

rough sapphire
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ls is a very important tool, indeed

gentle moss
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i find myself typing it way more than i probably need to

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should really install terminal based file explorers

rough sapphire
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meh

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i just use ctrl-t

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works fine

gentle moss
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what

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oh, so you don't type sl?

rough sapphire
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re: file explorers

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i still use ls

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it's useful

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but never felt the need for an actual explorer

frosty berry
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i did setup fuzzy search with fzf in my shell, but i don't think about using it ever, i mostly type it accidentaly

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while i use it all the time when i'm in vim, it's curious

sand goblet
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I don't use a cli explorer either

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But I don't live in my shell either

rough sapphire
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i'm quite comfortable in my shell

sand goblet
#

I'm a big fan of the decades of software development and improvement we've had since that was the norm tbh

rough sapphire
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i feel like we've dumbed things down and sacrificed efficiency for "muh design"

frosty berry
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the thing is, terminal apps also benefited from that, fish and vim are quite more modern than csh/ksh and vi for example

gentle moss
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i appreciate shells because i'm not dicking around with a mouse so much

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at least i think that's my favourite thing about them

undone berry
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Not having to leave the keyboard is great

gentle moss
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100% agree, especially when it's usually on my lap

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that means raising my hand up to the desk height

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oof, the strain that'd put on my muscles

wooden silo
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@undone berry I dunno, China is giving it a run for its money right now

frosty berry
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i wouldn't necessarily agree, the US has a longer history of messing with other countries, and using freedom rethoric to advance its interests (yeah as a french, we did quite some of that too), china is doing things differently, and the history of abuse to other countries is much smaller at least in the global consciousness, and whatever attrocities china is commiting, it's mainly internal, and the outrage is quite limited.

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not any arab country is officially complaining about the abuse of the ouigours for example, it's mostly activists caring about it.

gentle moss
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the US is fucking hated

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China has actually provided, in the past few decades, some serious financial "aid" (loans) to broke African nations to help them build infrastructure

undone berry
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Practically the entirety of Central/south America have reason to hate the US. The entire Middle East, parts of Africa. Obviously Vietnam et al in Asia

gentle moss
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in the past 2 decades the U.S. has basically just annihilated the middle east

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and yeah, that's not including South America where the US has regularly fucked up shit by trying to assassinate people

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install their own leaders

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etc etc

undone berry
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The US has been fucking over the Middle East since the 50s

gentle moss
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i mean it's one reason Iran hates America in the first place

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the CIA tried to overthrow their government

wooden silo
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I'm aware, just saying that China has not been doing much to manage its PR in the last couple of years.

gentle moss
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it's PR management doesn't including killing hundreds of thousands of civilians in foreign nations under false pretexts

frosty berry
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china is refreshingly honnest about not giving a fuck

gentle moss
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the U.S. is undeniably responsible for the instability in the middle east through proxy wars and picking sides in who to sell advanced weapons to

frosty berry
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didn't the us assassinate a prominent iran official, like, last night?

gentle moss
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yes

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that's what we're talking about pretty much i thought

wooden silo
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No, but China is running Nazi level concentration camps with millions of people of an ethnic minority on its own soil, though.

rough sapphire
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a general

gentle moss
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yep

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the reason was that Iran supported a paramilitary group that was helping to fight ISIS in Syria

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but was also doing some shit in Iraq

frosty berry
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ok, hadn't followed how we got there

wooden silo
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And China is breaking down a functional developed democratic society in order to absorb it.

gentle moss
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and that this guy, the Iranian General, was a key figure in support of said paramilitary group

wooden silo
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And openly vying for doing the same to another.

frosty berry
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sure, iran is far from clean, but it's not the kind of things that are going to cool down the tension

gentle moss
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even the Department of Defence said this was a "target of opportunity"

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killing an iranian official in an iraqi international airport that moves ~7million passengers a year

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that's....

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fucked

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Iran is fundamentally surrounded, when you think about it

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USA in Afghanistan and Iraq

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then US friendly Saudi's to the south

frosty berry
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@wooden silo arabs (aside very rich ones) are treated badly everywhere, even in arab countries, while the situation in china seems to be a lot worse, they are used to nobody giving a fuck., and china can afford to fuck anybody throwing a fit, so there is not much vocal backlash against it, which doesn't raise awarness.

gentle moss
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and by no means am i suggesting that Iran has clean hands or anything

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but this is a great way to start another friggin war

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a war that will probably be faught in Iraq too

vestal briar
wooden silo
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@frosty berry Not sure what your point is. The Uighur camps aren't just a matter of discrimination, it's verging on genocide.

frosty berry
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"funny" to see old trump tweets about how obama was going to start a war with iran for political reasons.

gentle moss
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i do not disagree with that at all demen

frosty berry
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@wooden silo i'm not arguing that, i'm arguing it's not having a large effect on the hate china gets.

sand goblet
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I don't think keyboard efficiency is unique to shells at all

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Hot take, I know

gentle moss
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however that particular region has been repeatedly, over almost 60 years, just been screwed over by the United States

wooden silo
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I feel like disapproval of China is rising.

frosty berry
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some GUI are well designed for keyboard efficiency, yes, @sand goblet it's just forgotten by most.

sand goblet
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Developer and sysadmin tools are usually pretty good for it

gentle moss
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yeah, that's true, but disdain for the USA was already pretty fucking high in the Middle East and this is just going to stoke that fire.

sand goblet
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And that's fine because they're the only people that care that much

gentle moss
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shit, pretty much just pouring napalm on it

frosty berry
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@wooden silo sure, but the US has been running that way for a long time, China can certainly catch up, but it'll take time, or massive external abuse.

wooden silo
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I didn't mean to imply that people hate China more than the US on a global scale, just that China seems to be doing its best to try to compete for the title of most hated.

frosty berry
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ok, that's not i interepreted "giving it a run for its money", my bad 🙂

vestal briar
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Is getting oil a joke by going to the middle-east or is that one of the long-time intentions of the wars

gentle moss
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while i see that point, they're praised somewhat internationally for actually trying to "help" other nations through infrastructure projects

sand goblet
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It's a thing, yes

gentle moss
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so it kind of offsets it a bit

frosty berry
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the US likes to sit on its petrol reserves, it knows how dependent it is on energy

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and limited supplies are a big no for such a thing, so hoarding is a rational strategy

wooden silo
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Perhaps, though it seems pretty obvious it's just a means of expanding their sphere of influence.

gentle moss
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"we're pulling our troops out of Syria.... except for the oil fields."

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  • literally the president
vestal briar
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Got to keep the war machine going I guess

gentle moss
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throw the kurds under the turkish bus

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while protecting the supply of oil

frosty berry
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not sure where i read that, but some argues that the US is essentially running a keynesian public investment based economy, but with most of the money going to the military, instead of public infrastructure

gentle moss
#

Mark Esper, the current secretary of defence, used to work for frigging Raytheon

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ooooh

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Raytheon is a major United States military contractor!

frosty berry
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there is no cap to the amount of investment that can go in the military

gentle moss
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and what's this? Esper was a lobbyist for Raytheon?

frosty berry
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i guess we'll never know 😄

vestal briar
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What did one of the presidents coin?

frosty berry
#

these dots are so hard to connect

vestal briar
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Ah - "Military-industrial complex"

gentle moss
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Eisenhour

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hower?

undone berry
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hower

gentle moss
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Eisenhower.

undone berry
frosty berry
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one of the sane ones i guess

gentle moss
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pssst, he wasn't.

vestal briar
#

Didn't he start the whole vietnamise war

frosty berry
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oh noes

gentle moss
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he basically said we should protect the U.S. interests by using military force

undone berry
#

Eisenhower was gone before Vietnam was a thing

vestal briar
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He was an ex-general

undone berry
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During WW2

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One of very few moral wars

vestal briar
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He ended office at 1961

frosty berry
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hm, i mean, that's been the defining role of countries for all modern history, no? it's how they got built

vestal briar
#

So he is responsible for the vietnam war under his term

gentle moss
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one of the very few moral wars that the United States had no desire to take part in

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womp womp

undone berry
#

Apparently eisenhower wasn't gone by the time Vietnam started

gentle moss
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no, he was Korean war

undone berry
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but he wasn't there for the bulk of it

frosty berry
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yeah, nazis taking over europe was all fine until the japanese messed up with pearl arbor

gentle moss
#

that shit was brutal

vestal briar
#

Can extremism be classed as a religious war? (minus secondary intentions)

frosty berry
#

extremist is a not really a useful classification

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if you kill all the extremists, the moderates are now extremists

wooden silo
#

Fine is an overstatement. The US was pretty heavily invested in supporting Britain before Pearl Harbor, just not with direct military aid.

gentle moss
#

yeah

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cash and carry

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"we'll give you guns if you bring all the money by boat first."

vestal briar
#

You know what I mean

gentle moss
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"then sail it back across the atlantic while uboats chill out n that."

vestal briar
#

IS is an extremist religious group

gentle moss
#

to be fair that's more of the fault of congress over an individual president

rough sapphire
#

didn't ISIS stop being a thing

gentle moss
#

lol no

rough sapphire
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haven't heard anything of them recently

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but i've also been actively avoiding media

gentle moss
#

that'd be the one

frosty berry
#

@vestal briar i like what Iiad Al Baghdady says about that, the european and US right wing has in common with Isis and others, that they don't want middle ground they want extremists, they want a religious war, in that sense, they are allies

gentle moss
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i think reagan said it was a war of "ideals"

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the first gulf war

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Russia vs US in a proxy war

vestal briar
#

So what are them wars? Humanitarian or religious

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Or just oil

wooden silo
#

Aren't all modern wars pretty much proxy wars between the US and Russia?

gentle moss
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nah, not all

vestal briar
#

A little bit with this one but with other powers I think

frosty berry
#

there are also proxy wars between SA and Iran

gentle moss
#

at any rate, the United States just attacked an international airport to kill an official from a state that the United States has repeatedly try to perform regime change in and failed.

wooden silo
#

It feels like there's a US/Russia component to almost every conflict if you just scratch the surface a little

gentle moss
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Iran has been saying since the 70's that the US are after them

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and they're not wrong.

frosty berry
#

i think it might be an effect of looking for them, of course, the US is going to pick a side in any conflict, it doesn't mean they started it

gentle moss
#

plus if this all goes to shit then the winners, regionally, will be Saudi Arabia and Israel

frosty berry
#

(they definitly started some)

gentle moss
#

oh plus Turkey

wooden silo
#

Wasn't the whole Syria thing about natural gas pipelines to the west or something?

frosty berry
#

Syria is a mess because there are definitly more than one causes

gentle moss
#

no, that started as a religious paramilitary group believing that the state wasn't hard line enough

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and wanting shit to be stricter

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but it developed into a proxy war

frosty berry
#

it also started because of drougth that caused people getting hungry

gentle moss
#

and now Turkey is moving into Syria, with Russian weapons, and the United States withdrew troops to just... let them

frosty berry
#

and harsh repression of it

gentle moss
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however the syrian oil fields are under US control.

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so it's all fine.

vestal briar
#

@gentle moss Sounds similar-ish to cyprus

frosty berry
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you can't explain the syria mess in 5mn, it's a minefield of competing interrests

gentle moss
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yeah

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but it sprouted, i believe, from paramilitary groups disageeing with Assad

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then different groups got different backing from different states

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so you had loads of rebel causes with all sorts of weird funding and ultimate goals

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urg, what a mess

vapid bluff
#

@gentle moss

CIA tried to overthrow their government
didnt just try, they literally did. in the 50s iran had a rising democratic leader who was going to nationalize iran's oil and then the cia and mi6 swooped in and fucked it all up, solidified the monarchy.

undone berry
#

CIA tried to overthrow their government true of practically every country not in europe

frosty berry
#

assad also released jihadists just to add to the mess when he was losing territory to the FSA, as they were natural enemies

rough sapphire
#

Wonder what Iran's new name is gonna be after it collapses

undone berry
#

In the 50s Iran was just a fairly liberal democracy

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then the British/US instituted the Shah

frosty berry
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oh you think it's done already? Iran is a big deal, even if the US gets into war with it, it's not going to be like irak or syria

rough sapphire
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Iraq 2.. the extended version

wooden silo
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@vapid bluff He wasn't democratic, but he was western-friendly and relatively progressive, especially compared to the current theocratic regime.

vestal briar
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"Peoples democratic republic of Iran and Iranian intrests"

vapid bluff
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@wooden silo im talking about mossadegh

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democratically elected

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not the shah

rough sapphire
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no people's in the name.. that sounds too similar to DPRK

wooden silo
#

Aah, right

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Sorry

vestal briar
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Their new closest ally

rough sapphire
#

Iraqian Outback

frosty berry
#

wouldn't they go with Persia or something like it?

gentle moss
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yeah, mossadegh was moer towards preserving Irans interests rather than being a US puppet

rough sapphire
#

it was Persia before.. then it became iran in the 70s

gentle moss
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so the CIA supported the monarchy and paramilitary groups etc

vestal briar
#

Yeah, persia sounds good for it

rough sapphire
#

wonder if there's going to be nuke's involved..

gentle moss
#

ehhh

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it was called Iran in the 1930's dude

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it wasn't persia

rough sapphire
#

really.. I thought the name change was in 78

gentle moss
#

no

rough sapphire
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might've gotten my years messed up

vestal briar
#

I bet it's going to be something along the lines of "republic of persia"

undone berry
#

Iran is the Persian name

vapid bluff
#

In the 50s Iran was just a fairly liberal democracy
then the British/US instituted the Shah
also eh... not quite @undone berry. the shah was already in place. he appointed mossadegh as prime minister.

frosty berry
#

50 years, not much compared to all of the history of the country

rough sapphire
#

oh right.. it was something to do with hitler.. they were influenced and changed the name

vapid bluff
#

it was still a monarchy

frosty berry
#

yes, but much more liberal

gentle moss
#

and wasn't a huge fan of the United States

frosty berry
#

but who is, really

gentle moss
#

the United States

#

read some of the US Senators responses to this attack

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it's fucking crazy

frosty berry
#

yeah of course they are

rough sapphire
#

hope Russia doesn't interfere

frosty berry
#

don't even dream

undone berry
#

The UK is at least slightly fetishistic towards the US

frosty berry
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they thrive on the chaos the US is causing

vestal briar
#

First time I have seen that word

rough sapphire
#

US senators are just blowing smoke.. they're all pro war regardless of party lines.. it keeps the MIC busy with $$

frosty berry
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(and cause a lot on their own)

undone berry
#

Russia's foreign policy strategy is to literally sow chaos everywhere, even when said chaos wouldn't work in their favour

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to ensure that no opposition can manoeuvre effectively

rough sapphire
#

I predict the UK will say it wants to avoid war and that it's going to persuade the US to not engage.. but that'll be for media gimmicks..

frosty berry
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again, the military complex being a big purveyor of jobs, they want some of these in their state, so can't spit on the whole thing

gentle moss
#

HAHAHAHA

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i reckon Boris would be well up for a bit of war

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create a nice distraction

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plus he's just been elected so he has 5 years of power

undone berry
#

I think he would appear to be reluctantly pulled into it

gentle moss
#

and we sell weapons to saudi Arabia

rough sapphire
#

Russia stands to profit a great deal from war breaking out.. Iran's oil supply being cut means, EU and APAC will need to get their supplies from Russia or somewhere else in the Middle East

wooden silo
#

I saw a Reddit thread yesterday claiming 5-minute Crafts and related channels are part of a Russian propaganda campaign.

frosty berry
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i guess that'll depend if he wants to appear as trump buddy or not anymore

rough sapphire
#

of course.. but the UK won't project it's eagerness in the media..

gentle moss
#

well he wont get his 1 year trade deal done with the EU

undone berry
#

in fact - literally this morning on the BBC there was an article allegedly about army recruitment that very much read as advocating another war

gentle moss
#

so that'll default to a trade deal with the US i think

frosty berry
#

i've seen a few things that were interesting at first morth into russian propaganda machines over the years

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i've been caught up in the brain wash at least 2 times

gentle moss
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and nah tron, you'd be surprised

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for some reason some people here really want a good ol' war

rough sapphire
#

all I know is.. it

gentle moss
#

like a proper one

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not fighting terrorists

frosty berry
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not proud of it, but now i know i can be failible to that, and i'm more careful, and i assume i'll get caught again

undone berry
#

I think most people here

rough sapphire
#

it's a good time to buy Oil

gentle moss
#

like fighting a nation

undone berry
#

don't want to go to war in the middle east

rough sapphire
#

commodities.. or wherever it's trading

gentle moss
#

what the public want and what the tories do are two very different things

rough sapphire
#

lots of sand and oil

gentle moss
#

and with command of parliament

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

wooden silo
#

@gentle moss That's insane.

undone berry
#

Yeah, I agree that going to war isn't unlikely. But I think for the PR they'd try and appear reluctant

gentle moss
#

we make significant bank off sales of weapons to nations in the middle east

rough sapphire
#

so does Germany.. they're awfully quiet today

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or maybe I'm mistaken.. didn't they halt sales or something recently

gentle moss
#

germany is reducing their sales

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towards a halt in 2020

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the UK hasn't...... bothered.

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"nah fuck it."

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we still sell weapons and training to them

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despite there being proof (i believe) british weapons were used to kill civilians in yemen

undone berry
#

Also - the entire UK/US commentary on the assassination feels like gaslighting. Shoving the idea down your throat that the guy deserved to die, but it shouldn't have been Trump to order it

wooden silo
#

Apparently Sweden is one of the biggest arms dealers in the world per capita.

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:/

gentle moss
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that's the advantage of having a small population

#

your statistics look better / worse

wooden silo
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And like the 15th biggest overall.

rough sapphire
#

sweden's population is what.. 10 - 12 mil.. that's about the same or less than most cities in asia

wooden silo
#

Yeah

gentle moss
#

The UK's largest clients were: Saudi Arabia (49% of all sales), Oman (14% of all sales), and Indonesia (9.9% of all sales).

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Germany's largest clients were: South Korea (14% of all sales), Greece (11% of all sales), and Israel (8.7% of all sales).

rough sapphire
#

fireworks seem inevitable

gentle moss
#

UK ranked 6th in 2018

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with Germany in 4th

wooden silo
#

Swedish weapons have been used in recent years in conflict areas such as Burma (1983, 1989 and 2012), Colombia, Pakistan, Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia.

gentle moss
#

ouch

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wonder how they got there

#

doesn't seem like that'd be direct sales.

rough sapphire
#

technically sweden is responsible for b*****

#

with the invention of dynamite and all

gentle moss
#

norway.

wooden silo
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They got to Burma through India, apparently.

gentle moss
#

that's norway.

rough sapphire
#

check

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my bad

wooden silo
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No, it was Nobel that invented dynamite.

gentle moss
#

oh no, it was sweden.

rough sapphire
#

grrr

wooden silo
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Ironically.

gentle moss
#

my bad.

wooden silo
#

Nobel founded the prize because he felt bad about the military uses of dynamite.

undone berry
#

Didn't Nobel found the prizes because he realised dyanmite would do harm in the world?

gentle moss
#

i knew it was Nobel but the Nobel prize people are Norwegian

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so i assumed he was Norwegian

wooden silo
#

No, they aren't.

rough sapphire
#

fun fact.. the only major wiki contribution I ever made was figuring out how much Alfred Nobel left behind for the prize back then in today's terms

undone berry
#

The Nobel Prize is a set of annual international awards bestowed in several categories by Swedish and Norwegian institutions in recognition of academic

wooden silo
#

I can see the house where they have the Nobel gala from my office window, lol.

gentle moss
#

split responsibility i guess

wooden silo
#

For the peace prize.

undone berry
#

The peace prize is a budget rip off of the main thing

wooden silo
#

Four of these committees (for prizes in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, and literature) are working bodies within their prize awarding institutions, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, Karolinska Institutet, and the Swedish Academy.

gentle moss
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"which prize did you get?"
"peace prize"
"pffft... wannabe."

undone berry
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To be fair, Obama has a peace prize which is a bit of a joke

wooden silo
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Yeah, that was ridiculous.

gentle moss
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agreed

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you know Corbyn got a peace prize?

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not the nobel, but a prize for life time efforts in trying to bring peaceful resolutions to conflict etc

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and to be fair, he has consistently done that

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

undone berry
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also known as consorting with terrorists

gentle moss
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yeah, damn that man for sitting down the IRA to discuss a peaceful resolution

sand goblet
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That was very "They're taking our guns" of you, Charlie

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Haha

undone berry
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Just to be clear - that was a dig at the way newspapers tried to attack Corbyn

gentle moss
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was clear to me

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"terrorist sympathiser!"

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for... [checks notes]... trying to stop terrorism

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"look at him in this picture with known IRA terrorists! ᵈᶦˢᶜᵘˢˢᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵃʸˢ ᶦⁿ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᵃ ᵖᵉᵃᶜᵉᶠᵘˡ ʳᵉˢᵒˡᵘᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ"

gentle moss
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yaaay, digging through GPOs

gentle moss
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haha @rough sapphire

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you'll love this one

jagged fog
rough sapphire
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@gentle moss urg GPO's. an evil.. a lesser evil.

gentle moss
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"Dear Support Team,

I have discovered that our desktop computers are still on Windows 10 Version 1703. As far as I'm aware this version is 2 years old and out of support!

I believe the latest version is Version 1909.

As i understand it, Domain Desktops receive their updates from the server. Can you please investigate why the desktops are not getting these updates and make the arrangements for this?"```
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the server they have is Windows Small Business Server 2003 and we've been telling them to upgrade it since they came on as a customer.

rough sapphire
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Do they have the win10 ADMX files?

gentle moss
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i mean we can probably individually patch the win 10 machines

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but the SBS server was setup for when they were on XP or some such

rough sapphire
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I couldn't reliable get Windows 10 to apply GPO from an SBS 2008 r2..., let alone 2003

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GPO won't apply without the correct ADMX files... so yeah

gentle moss
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and, as you might know, SBS is a fucking BASTARD

rough sapphire
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has anyone been monitoring WSUS anyway?

gentle moss
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i much prefer the core versions of Windows Server

rough sapphire
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it can be, yes, but it's handy for smaller operations... cheaper too.

gentle moss
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they've been complaining about these types of domain / server issues repeatedly and our answer has been "you actaully need to upgrade."

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we're at the end of our tether with them.

rough sapphire
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your account manager needs to put them on notice that as SBS2003 is out of support, its out of support for you guys as well

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so they get 0 support for out of date OS's

gentle moss
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yeah, that's why we've got a stop notice on it

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these Stone Cutter's types are a bit of a fucking lark

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always with the fucking latin as well

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twats.

rough sapphire
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🎵 We Dooo, We Doo! 🎵

gentle moss
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those would be the ones.

rough sapphire
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i remember a very long call I had back when I was working for an MSP.... guy bought web-based email hosting from us (no ongoing support, etc etc).

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Couldn't work out how to get it working... always claimed it was the service at fault... tried to get one of our team out to him 200 miles away to type the details into outlook for him.

plucky ridge
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Would have been one hell of a bill to levy to him, though

rough sapphire
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@plucky ridge oh, he didn't want to pay

plucky ridge
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Well of course not

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Just how those kinds of users are

gentle moss
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we have had some customers like that

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more money than brains.

rough sapphire
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indeed. He was some kind of modeling guy, working with B list models etc.

gentle moss
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send them a step by step guide a grandma could follow to configure Office 365 in Outlook then ask for you to drive out to them

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"that would be a call out charge of around £300 if we do it, are you sure you don't want us to walk you throug-"
"no no no, just send someone out and we'll get this sorted."

rough sapphire
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He had a screenshotted guide, with HIS details in, for his version of outlook emailed to his personal address, which he confirmed he could access.

plucky ridge
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"Well sir, then I believe I have the grave task of informing you that you have the dumb"

rough sapphire
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Since he wasn't on any kind of contract, the company insisted on the callout charge upfront.

gentle moss
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nice

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our adhoc work is almost twice as expensive as our support contract work for callouts

rough sapphire
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as it should be

plucky ridge
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Yep

gentle moss
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that dude was always calling up asking for different bits of support

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we did keep telling him we could get him on a contract and it might work out cheaper

rough sapphire
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I think we had a 1 off fee option on any of our products, which basically gave you a 75% discount if you needed a call out.

gentle moss
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but he didn't want to pay monthly

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fucking weird.

plucky ridge
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"Maybe this month I won't have to contact them"

solid pollen
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I need to do the code jam qualifier, but I'm completely sick, I can't properly think 😦

plucky ridge
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Like

gentle moss
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just use split and do the basic reqs

plucky ridge
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Sick sick or hella sick

gentle moss
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psick with a p

plucky ridge
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Is that like pgrep

solid pollen
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psick

gentle moss
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wtf is pgrep

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perl grep?

plucky ridge
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Process search

solid pollen
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Plant Genetic Resources International Platform ?

gentle moss
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oh nice

plucky ridge
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Lets you get the process id for something

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Had to do that to kill a few things before

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It's especially useful if you have something set up as a daemon

gentle moss
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i've just been piping into grep

solid pollen
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Gonna see tomorrow if I can do the qualifier

plucky ridge
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I had to do that when I was SSH'd into a friend's server to set up a bot

frosty berry
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pkill is nice too

plucky ridge
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Fo sho

solid pollen
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... and I just did half of the procedure I was following

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Being sick sucks

plucky ridge
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That it does

vestal briar
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Righty-ho steam

gentle moss
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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quiet day tomorrow yaaaaaaaaaay

gentle moss
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fun fact; Tom Morello, the guitarist from Rage Against the Machine, before in RATM used to do exotic dancing with his flatmate to raise money to get a hot tub.

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to be fair Jason Statham had something similar of a job in the 90's

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he used to be a dancer and performed in a number of music videos

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and it's quite funny

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he kicks in at about 34seconds

plucky ridge
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I'm pretty sure I can kill a man with the cable I have in my hand

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The cable is very heavy and bulky

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I have no idea why I bought it for work but there it is

frosty berry
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you probably don't even need the cable though

plucky ridge
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...... you can't prove that

frosty berry
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…allegedly

plucky ridge
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It's a 15 ft Dual DVI cable

shadow jetty
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all my cables are wireless

gentle moss
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i could kill a man with some coaxial

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hefty cable becomes a whip

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it'd be harder to strangle someone with... i imagine

plucky ridge
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Yeah. But I'm not talking strangulation

frosty berry
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Hands?

plucky ridge
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I'm talking like

frosty berry
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Fists

plucky ridge
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Bludgeoning

shadow jetty
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bloodgeoning

plucky ridge
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Oh jesus, I forgot we had some of this stuff.... Anyone thing we might need to use a couple Zip drives?

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Or a SCSI terminator?

vestal briar
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bloodgenoming

frosty berry
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i remember artists liked zip disks a lot, maybe that's still true 😛

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you can maybe sell that to audiophiles, telling them it's good old analog that won't put steps in their waves

plucky ridge
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Oh I thought you meant so that they can turn them into instruments. You've seen those videos of people who have turned old drives and printers into instruments, right?

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Having the motors and what not run at certain hertz?

frosty berry
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oh yeah, that was fun

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imperial march on hdd

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(it does help that i like saturated sounds 😬)

plucky ridge
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It's just amazing what people come up with

frosty berry
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yeah, people are amazing 🙂

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and of course he has undertale covers, who doesn't, but awesome

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(after years of listening to these tunes, i've started playing it like two days ago, amazing game)

rough sapphire
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The Floppotron is awesome

rough sapphire
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@devout echo Looks to be behind a login. What is/was it?

solid pollen
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Guys, is SQLite a good choice for a small shopping site? I just came across a page on the django website saying “SQLite is built in python, so you don’t have anything to install, however, you should consider using a more robust database later, like PostrgeSQL”

gentle moss
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if you use an ORM you can use whatever database you like to start with

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then if it out grows SQLite then you can change it to something more suitable

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SQLite is fairly robust too

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pretty hard to break it

solid pollen
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What do you actaully mean by “robust”? Speed, security, efficiency..?

gentle moss
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fault tolerance

solid pollen
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Oohhmmmhh

frosty berry
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sqlite is fine if you don't have multiple connections, it's a really good database as long as you don't need to scale too much, if you are going to get a lot of traffic, and so want multiple workers to answer requests, it's going to suck though.

sand goblet
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sqlite is basically unusable for python webapps, yeah

frosty berry
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i've had a blog run on it

sand goblet
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just based on the way they have to scale

frosty berry
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but the spam i didn't filter well enough did fill up the db and made things really slow until i cleaned up

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with just blog posts and a reasonable amount of comments, it was fine though

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i guess you could have multiple readers on the same file, and only one writer, and put some logic to always delegate the posts/put etc to this one

gentle moss
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great example of an sqlite app that has problems scaling

frosty berry
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but i never tried

gentle moss
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Spiceworks

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their ticketing system uses sqlite

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we're at uhhh

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a shitload of tickets at this point

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the search function is unusable

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it's about ~600mb of SQLite db