#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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plucky ridge
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Exactly. I'd rather not point you in the direction of large, angry bears holding programming text books

rugged geyser
plucky ridge
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Although honestly, it may not hurt to look into a library like kivy

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I know that lets you translate well between several platforms

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But again, it depends on the kind of application you're wanting to create

undone berry
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Its practically impossible to support every platform

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if you want mobile, tablet, and common Desktop OSs you probably have options

gentle moss
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nice

vapid bluff
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oh

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Currently, PMF is supported only in Station mode

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the final sentence :l

gentle moss
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:|

vestal briar
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:|

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I like that emote

gentle moss
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you're all about smiley theft arentcha

plucky ridge
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It's more pleasant than frowny theft

gentle moss
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i miss my shifty eyes :(

vestal briar
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¬_¬

rough sapphire
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:>]

vestal briar
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

rough sapphire
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=-O

gentle moss
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finally playing skyrim and noticing that stealthy archers are still the most overpowered thing in the game

plucky ridge
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You have joined us in the modern age

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Although having said that, Destruction mages are ridiculous as well.

rough sapphire
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Skyrim is fun

plucky ridge
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The risk of trying to deal with two computers at once: using the wrong friggin' keyboard

gentle moss
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oof yes

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when doing work on raspberry pi's at work i've got two keyboards on the desk and often get lost

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i'm still only just starting out in skyrim,. the miss got it for herself so i figure i might as well give it a bash

rough sapphire
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I used to play it like 3 years ago or whatever

plucky ridge
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What race did you go with?

gentle moss
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wood elf.

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sneaky archer

plucky ridge
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You are going to wreck shop

gentle moss
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yerp

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i tried playing it on PC when it first came out

rough sapphire
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I don't remember much of the game

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I should replay it

gentle moss
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but they fucked up the keyboard config

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default is WASD with F for the menu

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you can't rebind the menu button

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but i prefer to play with ESDF

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so i just didn't bother playing

rough sapphire
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I always play wasd

gentle moss
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i haven't used WASD by choice since like...

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1998

rough sapphire
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Why would you do esdf?

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I mean how does it help

gentle moss
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you have better reach to more of the keyboard

rough sapphire
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ah true

gentle moss
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plus on older keyboards it meant your key presses were split across other clusters

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which reduced the chance of hitting the key rollover and getting the dreaded "too many buttons pressed!" beep

rough sapphire
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I see

gentle moss
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old world problems :D

rough sapphire
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mhm

gentle moss
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but for stuff like Quake ESDF just made it easier to have each weapon bound to a key next to your movement keys

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qwrtagh

rough sapphire
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Yeah

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I should go play some Skyrim again

gentle moss
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hopefully it doesn't go downhill like oblivion felt it did

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main quest in Oblivion got to sucking like 60% of the way in

vestal briar
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I'm worst when I have a laptop infront of a desktop and the mouse looks like it's connected to said laptop

undone berry
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ESDF seems much better than WASD - but not to enough of a degree that I'd switch to it

gusty oar
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i don't like play gambling except russian roulette

rough sapphire
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Have you never used a slots command on a discord bot?

rough sapphire
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this meuidmum of my code this is super easy

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this eaz

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@nimble schooner if wont lesson talk to me in dm's!

serene crag
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@rough sapphire what language is that?

sinful copper
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what language is that

pine vector
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"cjh". a creation of their own, apparently.

terse sluice
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and discord supports this language for color formatting?

serene crag
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I mean, you can say it's whatever language you want

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haha

pine vector
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i imagine the markdown formating is some other language.

terse sluice
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interesting

rough sapphire
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@serene crag its cjh

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my privet languige

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its java 50% html 40% c++ 90% c 2% python 30% cjh 100%

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312%

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@rough sapphire wana learn it dm me

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!!!

terse sluice
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time to sleep.. 1:15 i'm up way too late

open agate
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what's a good way to learn python

rough sapphire
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fire isn't getting any sleep tonight

terse sluice
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lol

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hands-on learning is the best way imo

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but here are some resources

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!resources

royal lakeBOT
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open agate
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thanks a bunch

terse sluice
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ok

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now i sleep

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goodnight

rough sapphire
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gn

open agate
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gn ty

rough sapphire
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gn

rough sapphire
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print('hello world');
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print ('DOc');
dusky orchid
royal lakeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied warning to @rough sapphire.

rough sapphire
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😦

vestal briar
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Ahh weird radio songs

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I like music more when you can hear something other than electronic bass that does not fit

modern flume
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<@&267629731250176001>

zinc sail
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!ban 318381099854331904 Bye

royal lakeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied ban to @modern flume permanently.

limber rivet
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!resources

royal lakeBOT
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Resources

The Resources page on our website contains a list of hand-selected learning resources that we regularly recommend to both beginners and experts.

solid pollen
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@fossil solar mc in python would be worst than in Java I think

fossil solar
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lol okay

solid pollen
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Performances of python aren't really great

astral fog
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I mean I may be wrong, but performance issues might be remedied if you use something like cpython, or some other alternate "fusion" languages

terse sluice
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cpython is normal python, you probably mean cython

topaz aurora
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I've been awake for 20 hours and now I'll be trying to explain monads in Haskell cause why not finger_gun_dank

rough sapphire
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Get, rest.

sand goblet
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good luck \o/

topaz aurora
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I wouldn't want to bother explaining typeclasses while deprived of sleep so I'll try and keep this as general as I can.

Let's say we have an integer '42', which we pass to function that divides that value to zero. Naturally, that would cause an error to occur, and FP isn't very fond of that, so what do we do? Luckily enough Haskell lets you define your own data type that have their own constructors.

One such data type is the Maybe type, which can be constructed using Just x where x is any value or Nothing which has no parameter. Now, here's how you can leverage this to your advantage.

Let's say you have a function that divides two integers x1 and x2 given to it. If the function gets 0 for x2, it returns Nothing, if not, it returns Just x1/x2

Okay great, you made a function that takes two integers, and returns something of a Maybe type, that's great. But what if you wanted to use the value that just got returned to you and use it in another function that takes a regular integer, not one wrapped in Just. Well you can get the wrapped value with some case syntax so here's some pseudocode.

j = divide 20 2 # Just 10
n = divide 20 0 # Nothing

# Case Syntax
case j of Just x then other_function x
case j of Nothing then Nothing

case n of Just x then other_function x
case n of Nothing then Nothing

But that's writing too much code that does the same thing, so what we do is we create a function that does that for us.

function bind(monad_wrapped_value, function_returning_monad):
    case monad_wrapped_value of Just x then function_returning_monad x
    case monad of Nothing then Nothing

But we have a limitation for the second parameter, that it has to take a regular value and return a value wrapped in a monad. This is so that the results of bind can be used on another call to bind with another function that returns a monad.

Now, we can see how "Monads are boilerplate code".

sand goblet
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right okay

topaz aurora
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A bit of a crude explanation that may raise some questions but for now I'll have to catch up on my ZzZs

sand goblet
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I've seen stuff like that in Java before

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just never called, well, a monad

topaz aurora
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I think in C#, the concept can be applied too.

rough sapphire
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I wish visual stuff worked on pydroid

frosty berry
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did you try kivy? it should be available here

rotund sonnet
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the tea, spoon, dried fruits and stuff

frosty berry
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i guess dates are cool, and thinking about how to represent them is dope, but a healthy meal is even greater 🙂 or people just like to randomly put pretty picture in places these days, as we are all photographers

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what got my attention in the header picture is the watch though, i hope it's not some dark advertising

rough sapphire
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help

solid pollen
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?

rough sapphire
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I want to do something like this
MyData.push(new MyCSV(data[index][0], data[index][1], data[index][2]));
and then put those into the lat long values
so then I can do something like
for (var item in maparray) { map.addMarker({"lon" : maparray[item][1], "lat" : maparray[item][2], color: red, char: x }); }
nobody understands 😦

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pls

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js

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i have some 60000 entries to do

vestal briar
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Better to ask for js on somewhere that specializes in js

rough sapphire
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i tried that

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they are really mean

jagged fog
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oof

rough sapphire
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they are like why you do that

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i am like i dunno how you do the things eee

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9 hours of bash was painful enough

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why was i using damned awk

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for the same thing that grep does

gentle moss
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try egrep

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you'll stop having to -e everything

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its regex behaviour is better

rough sapphire
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its okay bisk

gentle moss
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but to be honest, the stuff you were doing yesterday is actually really good practice for being competent at "sys admin" on linux

rough sapphire
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i am finished with that

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I have made an assumption that the telnet bots are way smarter than the ssh bots

gentle moss
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shell scripting is incredibly useful

rough sapphire
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making python versions is probably more important...

gentle moss
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well, as i said yesterday, i'd have done it in python

rough sapphire
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sort $1 | uniq -u | grep succeeded > $1-out && grep -e '([0-9]{1,3}[\.]){3}[0-9]{1,3}\|SSHService' $1-out > $1-out-ssh  && grep -E -o "([0-9]{1,3}[.]){3}[0-9]{1,3}" $1-out-ssh > $1-out-ssh-ip && sort $1-out-ssh-ip | uniq -u > $1-out-ssh-ip-fix && for i in `cat $1-out-ssh-ip-fix`; do curl -H "Accept: application/json" ipinfo.io/$i/loc?token=$sex;done > $1-out-ssh-ip-fix-loc.csv
gentle moss
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but i already knew all the tools you were trying to do stuff with in bash

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just because python is easier doesn't mean it's not worth learning that shit

rough sapphire
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i guess it could be shorter

gentle moss
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yeah, most likely

rough sapphire
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i don't think i need that regex for ip 2 times

gentle moss
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probably not

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you could probably cast stuff to variables more

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and use more loops

rough sapphire
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i still haven't figured out how to make 1 script gen 2 files

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so i have 2 scripts

gentle moss
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don't stop learning shell tools

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once you get familiar with them they're incredibly useful

rough sapphire
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sysadmin get paid lots of money

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and get 3 lunches a day...

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if my project works well I can either sell it or make a company

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hmm

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atm the server 1 server is hella expensive

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for project to work properly i need more servers

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at least 3 per cloud service provider

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fuck me agnostic is gonna be aids

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can't wait to se what happens when i make azure talk to aws and gcp

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also have to build an image per platform

gentle moss
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i am a sys admin

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i get paid well

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but i do not get 3 lunches a day

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however i can eat as much as i like at my desk

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so, if your definition of lunch is eating food, i can have as many lunches as i like

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also, docker it

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completely platform agnostic

solid pollen
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You lunch in a container? :D

gentle moss
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well sometimes lunch is in containers

rough sapphire
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bisk

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i need to add headers to all the files

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how do i add 1 line to the top of the last file generated

rough sapphire
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I don't know what I'm looking at, but that looks really cool

jade moss
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@rough sapphire wtf is this o.O

rough sapphire
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Should i download pycharm on a 4 gb RAM laptop ?

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i have it temporary , and i don't really like VSC

rough sapphire
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you should be fine

tulip palm
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i used pycharm on a windows computer with 2GB of RAM for an entire year and it was fine. then again, that implies that i have standards.

gritty mulch
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Is anyone here a mega systemd genius

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I've got a screen daemonising inside of a systemd service for a Minecraft server

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It all works great apart from, the ExecStop just doesn't seem to work

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The process just exits immediately

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But weirdly, if I run the command in ExecStop manually it works fine

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ExecStop=screen -S Service -X stuff 'say Server is stopping\nsave-all\nstop\n'

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I cannot figure out why

civic mantle
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its 2020 according to the iso week date

frosty berry
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i don't think that the fact we are in the first week of 2020 doesn't implyies we are in 2020 yet

civic mantle
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double negative = positive

frosty berry
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(but thanks for the reminder of that fun bit)

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oh right

gentle moss
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playing games on a console makes me feel like i'm doing a tech demo at e3 or something

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stick control is tooooooooo smooth

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oh hey i'm a thief now

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noice

rotund sonnet
rough sapphire
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Happy new Year!!

golden walrus
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welcome back to the 20s

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I'm still living in 2019

solid pollen
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You are going down with us

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Come to the darker side

golden walrus
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I could try that thing Superman did to travel back in time

frosty berry
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let us know about it if it works

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we have a few things to fix in the past

solid pollen
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Crazy stuff!

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\o/

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Teleportation of particles between electronic chips

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Which would mean almost unlimited, instantaneous network connections

vestal briar
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Oh shit that's cool

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Wonder how much power the chip consumes

solid pollen
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I don't think it would consume too much

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Just a bunch of particles, not thousands

vestal briar
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Quantum physics is confusing but cool

pine vector
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i imagine the power required to generate the entanglement is beyond "insignificant". but, i'm not a [quantum] physicist, so i'm talking out of my range here. 😄

vestal briar
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I don't understand quantum teleportation

solid pollen
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Quantum entanglement is one of the coolest thing ever

vestal briar
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It's at the speed of light maximum so it's sort of the same as shining a light through a vaccum but quantum and with whatever particles you want?

solid pollen
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No, it is instantaneous

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Actually instantaneous

vestal briar
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with the help of classical communication and previously shared quantum entanglement between the sending and receiving location. Because it depends on classical communication, which can proceed no faster than the speed of light```
solid pollen
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Uhn

vestal briar
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So if we have instant teleportation to anywhere, that solves the whole light speed issue

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Hyperspace

solid pollen
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I did not see the same information in previous articles

vestal briar
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This is from wikipedia

solid pollen
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Okay, I guess Wikipedia is trustworthy

vestal briar
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The special theory of relativity implies that only particles with zero rest mass may travel at the speed of light.```
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Apparently

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I still don't get the whole speed of light thing

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Something about relativity

pine vector
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it's speed is constant, at least in all ways in which we can perceive and measure speed.

vestal briar
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But the way we percive is relative?

pine vector
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correct. i think. that's what makes it "special" to physics and how we understand physics.

vestal briar
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Like if you had two cars at the same speed, you are measuring compared to say the ground

pine vector
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right. digging through my fallible memories to remember a really good explanation i've come across.

vestal briar
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So you mean speed is constant ignoring relativity?

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Einstein postulated that light always travels at the same speed for every observer, regardless of that observer's speed```
sand goblet
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To be fair, it's still just a theory

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Light still doesn't actually make sense

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(because photons are quantum particles)

vestal briar
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Apparently everything is both a wave and particle in some respect

pine vector
vestal briar
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So speed of light is the "speed limit" due to a photon's weight?

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Not watched the video yet (just saw title) but just reading through some wikipedia: going to guess it's about how the name should be the speed of a photon?

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Because of The invariant mass of the photon is zero; it always moves at the speed of light in a vacuum.

pine vector
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yeah, pretty much. linked video uses time of causality. but its based on massless particles (e.g. photons).

rough sapphire
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Quantum physics is always a fun rabbit hole

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"Things change if you look at them" is always a 🤔 lolwut?

grim pelican
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i never liked the notion that it's the act of "looking" at them that changes it. And it's misled many people. We're directly interacting with it when we measure it, of course it's going to change

pine vector
rough sapphire
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@grim pelican Isn't that the case, though?

grim pelican
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isn't what the case?

rough sapphire
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Looking at things changes them, in quantum physics.

pine vector
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Schrodinger's Photon? had to...

grim pelican
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haha

wheat lynx
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Well looking at it involves interacting with it

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It's all a bit weird

rough sapphire
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Yeah, I'm definitely not certain of any of this.

grim pelican
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@rough sapphire by "looking" at it, in terms of with our eyes, we have to literally bounce photons off it and then let those photons absorb into our retina. That's like throwing a mountain at it at that scale. It's not like we can simply just see what's going on, we have to physically interact with it to see it

rough sapphire
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That makes sense

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Quantum physics is, amazing, confusing, and terrifying.

grim pelican
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now that i think everyone can agree with

vestal briar
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@pine vector A "Quantum superposed photon" you may say ;)

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They just had to make shrodingers cat sound fancy didn't they

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I tried to watch a video on quantum physics, it's a tad confusing

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Just brings up the question of why are the laws of physics like this

frosty berry
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the double fence experiment shows that it's not the act of looking with your eyes that changes the experiment

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it's checking which fence the photon goes through that makes it going only through one

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if you don't mesure, everything happens like it's going through both

shadow jetty
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never heard it called double fence

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probably makes for a better analogy though

vapid bluff
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iirc this experiment and schrodinger's cat are almost ubiquitously misunderstood.
schrodinger was trying to make a point about how wrong this whole idea about reality depending on the act of observation is. but it got distorted to 'the cat is both alive and dead'.

rough sapphire
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To "look" at a subatomic particle you'd have to bounce another subatomic particle off it, which changes the energy state or trajectory of both particles. Or you could send a stream of subatomic particles at something and see what happens. That's how I picture it.

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Off the top of my head, they discovered the atom by shooting electrons at a sheet of gold. Or something like that.

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I don't understand how electrons can "teleport" or how quantum entanglement works. I'll have to research that next year.

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So like once you open the box the cat jumps out and runs away. And then it's gone and you need a new cat.

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Cat should have stayed in the box because Pavlov's dog ate it.

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I know there is a good joke there but I haven't figured it out yet.

dusk spindle
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2020!

vestal briar
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@rough sapphire I think they done that and found that some bounced off the gold and some didn't

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Ah looks like they discovered electrons basically

frosty berry
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@vapid bluff i think schrodinger indeed wanted to make quantum mechanic look stupid, but it backfired a lot, not sure how you think the double fence experiment is generaly misunderstood.

vapid bluff
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along similar lines, that conscious observation causes some spooky things to happen inexplicably.

rough sapphire
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So does all this imply that a subatomic particles ability to exist in two places is due to its wavelike nature?

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I think so.

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That article says "This occurs when two quantum objects, such as photons, form at the same instant and point in space and so share the same existence. In technical terms, they are described by the same wave function"

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In regards to teleportation

solid pollen
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I posted it earlier today :P, two photons flip their state at the same moment

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The two particles are kind of linked together due to quantum entanglement

rough sapphire
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That's pretty cool. How do these computer chips hold a photon is what I'm wondering now.

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Im having trouble finding information on that. I guess that a photon is split using a crystal, which create the entangled pair, then one photon is beamed to one chip and the other to another chip.

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But it's crazy that authors like Usula Le Guin and Orson Scott Card where thinking up this stuff before it was a scientific reality.

frosty berry
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i have a hard time understanding how entanglement is different from being simply in sync, like if they have the same state, they'll evolve exactly the same way, until something unsync them

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of course, being "in sync" would mean quantum is actually not random, there are just hidden variables we are not able to determine

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and i think this hypothesis is pretty fringe now

rough sapphire
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I though that that one entangled photon could flip it's spin and the other would do the same.

frosty berry
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well that could be explained by an internal state we aren't able to mesure

rough sapphire
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I've been thinking something similar.

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That all energy and mater exist as an infintesimal in another dimension.

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And all the forces are an expression of this connected matter in the 3rd and 4th dimension.

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Like how all matter has a gravitational attraction to other bodies of matter.

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I've heard the idea that life is a projection. This seems similar, but I haven't researched that idea much.

frosty berry
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i think the quantum field is a way to see like this, it's of course an oversimplified view, but if the field was a plane surface, ripples in it would be our reality, our matter, is just the crest of waves on that surface.

rough sapphire
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I see.

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A thought experiment that I have been doing is to try and view the world without the concept of time (sinces space and time are interconnected).

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Spacetime seems to be a single phenomenon that is split in two to our point of view.

frosty berry
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(any actual physicist reading this discussion must be facepalming themselves to death now 😆 )

rough sapphire
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Ikr?

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I'm going to find a quatum discord server eventually and try to fly some of these ideas. See what's really up.

frosty berry
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well, we have been pretty much convinced since 1915 that time and spaces were completly unseparable i think

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be really patient, and read the introduction material they'll link you to, it's pretty much certain our ideas are highly misinformed

rough sapphire
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The idea of a field helps taking space out of the equation and only imagining time.

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Those will be some tough articles :/

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The ones where you have to look at 5 Wikipedia pages to understand one term.

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This has been a really interesting conversation. I'm on a plane and have to disconnect though.

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Good talking to you.

frosty berry
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i'm sure there are good layman's introduction to quantum mechanics, and that you can build up from there

vagrant spoke
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Hey guys, I am trying to make a trading platform. I want to buy&sell stuff according to the price printed on the screen. In the meantime, I want price to refresh every 5 seconds.

Asking for a user input will stop the execution of refresh function. How should I approach to this?

frosty berry
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you want to do it in cli, not gui?

vagrant spoke
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After making the mechanism work I will move it to gui

vestal briar
sand goblet
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And nobody was surprised

frosty berry
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@vagrant spoke then i would say build the functions indepentently, and even display them indepentently, if you want to keep things simple, you can run the program in multiple processes, as it's likely you'll connect to a db anyway, no need to concern yourself with how to mix a refreshing display and text input in CLI if it's not your final goal

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you could of course use curse, but to me it's the same as doing gui, it's just doing gui in a terminal, with the limitations of it

rough sapphire
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2.7 it deserves less

sand goblet
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@royal tartan RE music, what the heck am I listening to

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"I'm still confused about how exactly I ended up getting wet"

royal tartan
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@sand goblet huh?

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you didnt like what i sent? x3

sand goblet
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haha, no, I did

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but just

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what even is this

royal tartan
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its uh... i guess indie music fits

sand goblet
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it's at the top of my discover weekly

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listen to the lyrics though lol

royal tartan
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after i finish this song~

sand goblet
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okay :>

royal tartan
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:>

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@sand goblet you dont even wanna know whats the weirdest thing ive heard today... o.o

sand goblet
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hahaha

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"our connection, makes me wet"

royal tartan
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ive been listening quite a bit to uh.... arthur brown
now thats weird

sand goblet
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"like actually wet"

#

"How'd I get wet?"

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I don't know arthur brown

#

"I'm still confused as to how I actually got wet"

#

haha

royal tartan
sand goblet
#

Oh boy, that opening

#

Yeah that is pretty weird

#

haha

royal tartan
#

yeah and all of his songs are weird like this

frosty berry
#

oh my god, is that where the sample the prodidgy used?

royal tartan
#

?

#

@sand goblet i dont have spotify so i cant listen to your song 😦

sand goblet
#

:>

frosty berry
#

around 00:35

sand goblet
#

Oh, that's an old one

#

I know that one

frosty berry
#

yeah, not new 😄

royal tartan
#

@frosty berry probably

#

i prefer the new version cus its just better made?

frosty berry
#

sounds exactly the same indeed

royal tartan
#

interesting that someone actually sampled it? xD

#

i am the GOD of hellfire

#

and i come to bring you

#

fire

frosty berry
#

prodidy were big in the 90s

#

and even 00 i think

#

oh damn, the singer died in march 2019, missed that

#

suicide at 49, damn

sand goblet
#

Yup

#

They were fairly popular here, I actually have one of their CDs

#

Which is rare for me because digital

pine vector
#

i still have my Fat of The Land and Dirtchamber Sessions CDs. and, they're in regular rotation in my car. 😄

#

and somehow they don't skip with all their scratches. 🤷‍♂️

sand goblet
#

I mean, I don't listen to any of my CDs anymore anyway

#

there's no point when I have spotify

#

even the centre console in the car has spotify on it

pine vector
#

i switch between CD and spotify in the car. i'm cheap on my cell data. 😄

sand goblet
#

that's why you offline songs at home

#

haha

pine vector
#

i mean...that takes effort. hehe

sand goblet
#

go to your library

#

tap the "download" toggle

#

done

#

:>

#

I have an "offline" playlist though

pine vector
#

honestly, i haven't even looked past it in the phone app. but that requires premium, from what i can tell.

sand goblet
#

Oh, you don't have premium

#

yeah, it does

pine vector
#

see aforementioned cheapness... lol

#

not that premium is that expensive.

sand goblet
#

isn't it cheaper in early january?

#

in other years they brought it down to $1/mo for 3 months

pine vector
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

pandora didn't get my monies. spotify likely won't either. 😄

sand goblet
#

pandora won't get my monies either

#

it's US only

#

haha

pine vector
#

i stuck with it for too long. spotify is sooo much better.

sand goblet
#

hoooo

#

hooooooo

#

that's a spicy meatball

frosty berry
#

it's always a good day when this nut is sentenced, i hope he goes to prison someday

#

100k is not enough, i'm sure he made more money than hat with his grabby marketing of products to his captive audience

sand goblet
#

This is only one case

#

there's a bunch of them relating to sandy hook

frosty berry
#

he still has $10 millions to go apparently

undone berry
#

I think the case the 100k is part of hasn't even gone to court properly yet. This is just legal fees

polar vigil
#

f

fallow sky
#

Who is Alex Jones?

#

Is he the gay frog guy?

sand goblet
#

Yeah

rough sapphire
#

f

rough sapphire
#

f

rough sapphire
#

f

sand goblet
#

I don't think we need to pay Alex Jones any more respects..

rough sapphire
#

he's crazy, but he is a good producer of meme material

#

I say keep them coming in

#

F

native vale
#

Does anyone know if Aperture is very busy lately?

sand goblet
#

I mean, most people tend to be this time of year

native vale
#

true

sand goblet
#

also you missed a trick not using GWpingPingedPong for your status

#

haha

native vale
#

lol

#

😄

#

I usually don't have nitro tho

royal tartan
#

@sand goblet i googled it and apparently alex jone's net worth is 10 million dollars

#

o_o

sand goblet
#

Yup, someone said that yesterday

royal tartan
#

odd~

solid pollen
#

O.o

#

How??

royal tartan
#

magic

sand goblet
#

It's not really that surprising

royal tartan
#

and conspiracy theories

#

either way im upset at my gamedev skills D:

solid pollen
#

Why?

royal tartan
#

cus i cant get anything done ;-;

#

steering behaviors are hard

#

trying to make lil mobs not collide with walls

#

there are 2 ways to do it generally - i could use a navmesh, which would really just mean the mobs have absolute knowledge of the whole map
or steering behaviors

#

the latter is far more difficult but also makes it so the lil mobs behave realistically

sand goblet
#

Pathfinding is always tough

solid pollen
#

UE4?

sand goblet
#

You should look at how Minecraft does it maybe

solid pollen
#

No, you shouldn't :D

sand goblet
#

(because it's neither of those things)

solid pollen
#

You should use a navmesh for sure

#

You can even make ennemies avoid certain terrains, like mud

#

By setting the navmesh value up (can't remember the name)

#

Anyway, using navmesh is way simpler, because you just need to drop a navmesh on your scene (and build it) and you're good to go @royal tartan

#

I can link you to some good live training if you're interested

royal tartan
#

@solid pollen thing is, the game is pretty much all about the mobs

#

its more like an ant colony simulator than a game

solid pollen
#

_(you're using UE4 right?) _

royal tartan
#

no, im actually using Godot

#

which is an open source game engine

solid pollen
#

Ooh

#

Anyway, navmeshes are lighter for the CPU at runtime

royal tartan
#

yeah but thats not really the main issue~

#

it needs to be realistic

#

if i tell the mob to go somewhere, i want it to walk around the obstacle instead of just doing the most efficient path

#

which is to go diagonally around it

#

it needs to act like a proper creature

#

"Starcraft II uses a constrained Delaunay triangulation of the map terrain and buildings to produce a navmesh; A* with a funnel filter is used to path along this mesh, taking into account unit radii; then local steering and collision avoidance layers are added on top of that"

#

i mean look at this, this is so complex ._.

solid pollen
#

You could just use a navmesh and set a bigger falloff

royal tartan
#

thats the thing though... bugs dont use navmeshes

#

you ever saw a cockroach avoiding a wall?

#

it has these antennas, when they hit something, it just steers away

#

it doesnt actually "know" a path

solid pollen
#

Use two navmeshes

royal tartan
#

two?

solid pollen
#

Yes

#

And make cockroach use a navmesh that includes wall

#

And the others use a navmesh that only use the floor

royal tartan
#

i dont think i understand what you mean quite

solid pollen
#

Maybe that's not a thing in Godot

#

Can't you just use two navmeshes?

#

They aren't placeables objects?

royal tartan
#

there are navmeshes

#

i just dont really understand how youd simulate proper movement with them

autumn herald
#

meh, everytime i want to do stuff i have to install 10 thousands things on my windows

#

here i wanted to install kivy, but i need this extension, another day, it's some fft library, and it's something else

#

i just want to fuck around 5 minutes and i have to install 3 things, set all my venv and all that stuff

solid pollen
#

_Welcome to the DLL hell! _

autumn herald
#

i should just buy a smoll linux laptop

solid pollen
#

You could simply buy a raspberry or dual boot

autumn herald
#

or use my rasberry

solid pollen
#

Well

autumn herald
#

yeah yeah, but flashing up the thing, setting it up, downloading stuffffffff

#

it's an hassle

#

(i'm ranting)

solid pollen
#

Not really :P

#

I set it up in like.. 10 minutes maybe

autumn herald
#

well it's an hour for me and i'm in my bed

solid pollen
#

At 1PM?

autumn herald
#

the laptop power

solid pollen
#

The... Laptop is in his bed?

#

I have the same problem

#

Lazy laptop

autumn herald
#

yeah literally forcing me to be in my blankets with hot coffee

#

my life is so hard smh

frosty berry
#

how to get rich with conspiracy theorises? easy, make sure to build a platform large enough and cheap enough to reach the 1-5% most paranoid citizens of a country (or more), feed them more and more fringe stuff, so they are unable to reconcile your news with any other media, and are so invested now that they'll stay with you and get only your news from you, and since you occupy such a large share of their mental universe and input, throw advertisement for shitty products with a generous profit in that, use any trick possible to get their financial support, if you can extract 100$ a year from a few millions of them (on average), then you'll get rich pretty quickly.

#

(yeah, i'm a bit late)

rough sapphire
#

@solid pollen out of curiosity
I see commands being written as
async def hi(self, ctx, one)__ -> None__
What does -> None mean ?

sand goblet
#

Means that the function returns None

#

Which all functions do if you don't put a return statement in them

rough sapphire
#

Why it even exist ;-;

sand goblet
#

What? A return type hint annotation?

rough sapphire
#

yes

sand goblet
#

For the same reason the other type hint annotations exist?

vestal briar
#

I just spraypainted a bike part black at night, was a mistake

rough sapphire
#

why was it a mistake

#

and how many coats did you do

gentle moss
#

also did you make sure to apply a clear coat afterwards?

#

can't just spray black on something and expect it to last

vestal briar
#

I don't expect it to last and just 1 until it dries then i'll fix it up tomorrow

#

A bit of it pooled up at one corner (though it'll be inside the bike 90% of the time so doesn't matter much)

rough sapphire
#

Well, I'm about to factory reset my computer and set up a single linux partition.

plucky ridge
#

Which distro?

rough sapphire
#

Lubuntu

plucky ridge
#

Best of luck

rough sapphire
#

Any advice before I jump in?

#

Ive done back ups

plucky ridge
#

Remind me, can you specify which kernel you can use in Ubuntu?

#

I'm used to Manjaro where you can kind of pick fairly easily

rough sapphire
#

I'm not sure

#

I don't know too much about kernel versions

frosty berry
#
gabriel@gryphon:~> apt-cache search linux-image- |head
linux-image-extra-virtual - Extra drivers for Virtual Linux kernel image
linux-image-generic - Image du noyau Linux générique
linux-image-lowlatency - image du noyau Linux à latence faible
linux-image-virtual - Virtual Linux kernel image
linux-virtual - Noyau Linux générique minimal et en-têtes
linux-image-4.15.0-1004-oem - Signed kernel image oem
linux-image-4.15.0-1006-gcp - Linux kernel image for version 4.15.0 on 64 bit x86 SMP
linux-image-4.15.0-1007-aws - Linux kernel image for version 4.15.0 on 64 bit x86 SMP
linux-image-4.15.0-1008-kvm - Linux kernel image for version 4.15.0 on 64 bit x86 SMP
linux-image-4.15.0-1009-azure - Signed kernel image azure
#

768 items in the full list

#

of course, a most of them are just slight variations of the same thing

#

but you can install and use any version

#

and you can of course build your own, though i didn't feel the need to do that in years

gentle moss
#

you're probably fine with the lubuntu 18.04 install and not worrying about this

rough sapphire
#

Before I do the reset does anyone have suggestions for fun ways to break my current set up :3 ?

gentle moss
#

i am onnn uhhhhh

#

4.15.0-70

#

with lubuntu 18.04

#

you could play russian roulette with the system

#

rm -rf --no-preserve-root roulette

plucky ridge
#

I've been finding that the 5.x versions haven't been sitting well with my laptop

#

That's the only reason I ask

#

Been sticking with... I think 4.19

gentle moss
#

this is actually dist-upgraded from 16.04

#

so i'm not sure what the actual lubuntu distro is packaged with

plucky ridge
#

And I'm speaking from the standpoint of Manjaro, which is Arch based, so I don't know if anything changes regarding the kernel and Debian based systems

rough sapphire
#

Why do you prefer arch over Debian?

#

A friend told me that arch has more system update, but thats about all i know

plucky ridge
#

Honestly it's more about Manjaro than it is the Arch system. Manjaro is the only distro I've used where I installed it and everything just worked

#

Didn't have to mess with any drivers, didn't have to fiddle with stuff

#

It just worked

#

That was enough to hook me

rough sapphire
#

If I remove python from usr/bin will that be the equivalent of uninstalling it?

frosty berry
#

it updates a lot more often, as soon as possible when new releases of software goes out, but the flip side is that it's probably a bit more prone to hitting bugs with new software and combination such software together

plucky ridge
#

Not exactly.

#

Ideally all of your installing/uninstalling should be through your package manager

#

Which in the case of the Debian based systems would be apt

gentle moss
#

and never uninstall python

plucky ridge
#

And there's usually a GUI equivalent for your package managing as well

gentle moss
#

you'll probably break a shitload of stuff

plucky ridge
#

Also yeah, never

#

Python is used by a LOT of your distro's processes

gentle moss
#

i accidentally replaced 2.7 with 3.5 a while ago

#

and then was like

#

"oh.... oh no.... whoopsie."

plucky ridge
#

I call that the "Well, shit" moment

gentle moss
#

just wiped it and started again

#

was easier

frosty berry
#

(i think the question was exactly about breaking the system in a fun way)

plucky ridge
#

Oh right that

gentle moss
#

rm -rf roulette!

frosty berry
#

removing dpkg can be fun too

gentle moss
#

i think my record is twenty something clicks

plucky ridge
#

Accidentally remove the display drivers

#

That's a knee slapper

frosty berry
#

it'll be very much against you doing that, but if you insist, you can

rough sapphire
#

ok here we go with roulette

gentle moss
#

remember with the --no-preserve-root

rough sapphire
#

im still here

#

2/2

#

3/3

gentle moss
#

~20 to beat

#

:D

rough sapphire
#

10 so far

plucky ridge
#

So this is just removing files at random from the machine?

gentle moss
#

nah, roulette with rm -rf --no-preserve-root 1/6th of the time

#

using random and then some maths

#

if it survives you get a click in terminal

plucky ridge
#

HA

#

This can't be real

#

You're messing with me

gentle moss
#

no it is

rough sapphire
#

I haven't gotten click yet

#

I saw a similar script online but it was a lot differen

#

t

gentle moss
#

DO NOT RUN THIS

#

and time to delete it

rough sapphire
#

thats the one

#

good

gentle moss
#

shouldn't leave shit like that hanging about

rough sapphire
#

So that's the one I run?

gentle moss
#

yeah

rough sapphire
#

ok here we go

gentle moss
#

remember to sudo su

#

before you start

frosty berry
#

(hope your backup disks are unplugged)

gentle moss
#

so you're root

rough sapphire
#

Is this real?

gentle moss
#

yeah

rough sapphire
#

No way it is

#

i got one click but I wasn't in root yet

gentle moss
#

it's how i kill testing VM's for fun

rough sapphire
#

i want that script

gentle moss
#

google it

plucky ridge
#

Oh my god that is magical

gentle moss
#

:D

rough sapphire
#

5/5 clicks this might be it

plucky ridge
#

Oh der

#

rf is reformat

#

Why do I keep forgetting that

#

Also I'm mad that it's = for comparison

#

Every time I see that anywhere, I get salty

gentle moss
#

r means recursive

frosty berry
#

hm, -r is for recursive, and -f is for force (ignore errors)?

gentle moss
#

-f is force

#

yes

#

so if the file is read-only it doesn't ask

rough sapphire
#
rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on '/'
rm: use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafe
plucky ridge
#

Gooooooooootcha

#

Okay

gentle moss
#

remove files recursively and don't ask for confirmation

#

basically

frosty berry
#

one - is for short options, combined, -- is for long options

gentle moss
#

--no-preserve-root has no short alternative

#

for good reasons

#

:D

rough sapphire
#

what should i google to get this ?

gentle moss
#

"bash roulette"

#

do remember that it'll wipe your entire system out

plucky ridge
#

So don't actually do it unless you don't care if you lose your system

rough sapphire
#

Ok Ok gonna do it on a AWS

plucky ridge
#

Or I guess if you're in a VM

gentle moss
#

you'll be left with a shell and the tools that come with that shell

plucky ridge
#

Oh jesus

#

Imagine

gentle moss
#

i have tried to rebuild some basic functionality from that

rough sapphire
#

I've done it a bunch of times... is it working?

plucky ridge
#

The one guy that accidentally does || for the first set instead of &&

gentle moss
#

and you basically have to pipe binary into a file

rough sapphire
#

I remember asking the host to reset my machine for like 5 times and he had to download it all cuz it was my first time making a cs go server ;-;

gentle moss
#

i mean it should work, i've done it a bunch of times.

#

again, you've gotta be root

rough sapphire
#

I think I need the version with --no-preserve-root

gentle moss
#

just add --no-preserve-root to your version

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

plucky ridge
#

Or just say screw it and get your new system up and running

gentle moss
#

it's fun to watch all the text scroll

rough sapphire
#

ok so it actually removes everything, i thought it kills one thing at a time

gentle moss
#

no

plucky ridge
#

It's a full wipe

gentle moss
#

you're basically running as root and telling it to delete absolutely everything on the file system

#

including all system files

#

the reason the shell survives is because uuuuhhh duh you're in it

rough sapphire
#

This is so stupidly funny

#

and exciting

gentle moss
#

it's not exciting unless you run it on something you care about ;)

rough sapphire
#

guess so

#

it didn't work for some reason

#

im going to start deleting stuff in bin and see what happens

gentle moss
#

root@gentle mosstop:/home/bisk# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo 'Oh nooo' || echo 'Click'
Click
root@gentle mosstop:/home/bisk# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo 'Oh nooo' || echo 'Click'
Click
root@gentle mosstop:/home/bisk# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo 'Oh nooo' || echo 'Click'
Click
root@gentle mosstop:/home/bisk# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo 'Oh nooo' || echo 'Click'
Click
root@gentle mosstop:/home/bisk# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo 'Oh nooo' || echo 'Click'
Oh nooo
root@gentle mosstop:/home/bisk#

#

rofl

#

thanks markdown...

rough sapphire
#

oh wait

gentle moss
#

i will replace this laptop at some point so i can get my frigging backticks and tabs back

rough sapphire
#

id did work

#
ls: command not found
gentle moss
#

:D

#

did you get a shit load of errors saying it couldn't delete /proc/?

#

or other similar errors

rough sapphire
#

I didn't get any errors

#

my desktop is all messed up now though

gentle moss
#

reboot

rough sapphire
#

im surprised chrome is still runnin

gentle moss
#

was it open when you did it?

#

close and try to re-open it

rough sapphire
#

yeah

#

I cant open new tabs

gentle moss
#

because that would require launching a new process

rough sapphire
#

is that because this is saved in flash or something

gentle moss
#

but....

#

you deleted them all

#

so the chrome you have is running purely from what's in memory

rough sapphire
#

ok

#

thats cool

#

same with my terminal

#

well that was fun

gentle moss
#

:D

#

the little joys in life

rough sapphire
#
reboot: command not found
#

:0

#

trapped forever!

#

🤣

#

I can open files on the desktop

#

what is the OS ?

#

thats in memory too?

#

lubuntu

#

just pull the plug

#

its dead

#

F

#

it now matches the name of the channel

#

f

plucky ridge
#

~400 miles worth of mileage for last month. Would have been more if I hadn't gotten sick

#

Oh well, will still be a nice little addition

solid pollen
#

1200 kilometers (745 miles) in 7 days :D

plucky ridge
#

Do you get paid for you..... kilometerage?

#

I don't know if it's still called mileage if it's in metric

gentle moss
#

your milage may vary on that

#

btw there is a metric mile

#

it's a mile in metric rounded down to the nearest sensible number

undone berry
#

1500m

plucky ridge
#

Right but still

#

Is it still just called mileage or is there another word for it

undone berry
#

I've heard mileage used like that

vestal briar
#

Probably just be "distance"

gentle moss
#

"your distance may vary"

vestal briar
#

In an english context it'll just be milage

undone berry
#

Nah. Mileage and distance are different

vestal briar
#

But for taxis rates, would just be something like distance (km)

rough sapphire
#

taxi rates also have a base charge tho

#

then its per distance charge

plucky ridge
#

I mean it can also be used in the context of gas mileage, or how many miles per gallon you get

gentle moss
#

kmpl

vestal briar
#

Never really heard it in metric

undone berry
#

Mileage is just a general term to refer to distance driven. I used to get mileage money when delivering pizza even though it was on a per delivery basis

vestal briar
#

In the UK at least

gentle moss
#

or KM/L

#

i also get milage paid for at work, 45p per mile

rough sapphire
#

is that gallon in that american system ?

vestal briar
#

Imperial

gentle moss
#

well, american imperial is different to british imperial

#

gallons are different values

vestal briar
#

It was everyones system until they went to something better (metric)

gentle moss
#

which makes american MPG's even more offensive

undone berry
#

The British mess of units is atrocious

gentle moss
#

since an american gallon is larger

vestal briar
#

So now it's just america and a country in africa I think

undone berry
#

Probably worse than just imperial everywhere

vestal briar
#

Yeah

gentle moss
#

so a 30mpg american car is probably closer to 25mpg in real

#

i estimate shit in imperial

vestal briar
#

Cars are all imperial

gentle moss
#

and measure it in metric

rough sapphire
#

Pound for british is money
For american its weight

Loosing 5 pounds be like

vestal briar
#

But we use mm and cm for education and half of engineering

undone berry
#

Except fuel

gentle moss
#

we also have pounds, AG

undone berry
#

That's liters

gentle moss
#

yeah

#

we litre our petrol

undone berry
#

Which triggers me

vestal briar
#

Oh god yeah

gentle moss
#

because if you made the prices per gallon

#

holy shit that number would be annoyingly large

#

like fucking £5 per gallon

#

that'd just make you rage

undone berry
#

Because km/l and m/g are both worthless

vestal briar
#

"£0.01 per ml!"

gentle moss
#

haha

undone berry
#

Imperial needs to die

#

Completely

vestal briar
#

[Star wars theme tune]

undone berry
#

When I take over

#

Your gonna go to prison

#

For using the word gallon

#

Or mile

gentle moss
#

nah, i'm fine with it for the road system

vestal briar
#

ITV presenter -> Ruler of the earth

gentle moss
#

i'm also fine with it for estimating distances

undone berry
#

There's no advantage

rough sapphire
#

or football fields per hour'

plucky ridge
#

It's alright. You'll be condemned for saying your when you should have said you're

undone berry
#

Except familiarity

gentle moss
#

if you're doing anything serious and you're using imperial

vestal briar
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If it ain't broke don't fix it

gentle moss
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you can get in the bin

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it's easier to visualise 1ft because to be quite frank

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you can look at your foot

undone berry
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Fuck trying to get swype to figure out the right your

vestal briar
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I think all engineering designs still use inch layout

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Well, most

gentle moss
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that'd be...

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probably wrong

plucky ridge
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In the US possibly

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Certainly not abroad

gentle moss
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nah, iirc a lot of the engineering firms that do international work standardised to metric because:
a) it makes more sense
b) everyone knows wtf you're on about

rough sapphire
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Just adapt one universal thing , there is always that kid that tries to be cool by being different

undone berry
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Its easy to visualise 1 meter

gentle moss
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you going to use 1/1000th of an inch?

undone berry
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if you know roughly how tall people are

gentle moss
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or you going to decimalise it?

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just that is a bitch

rough sapphire
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tall is 6'0"

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right?

undone berry
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or 180cm

vestal briar
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I don't know heights for humans in metric

gentle moss
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nah, i still can't accurate visualise metric

rough sapphire
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its like a arm for a meter

gentle moss
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unless i relate to imperial and do head thinkings

undone berry
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Thats just familiarity

rough sapphire
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shoulder to arm is roughly a meter

vestal briar
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I can but just feels weird for heights

undone berry
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ditch that you old fart

vestal briar
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I don't know what a yard is

gentle moss
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fuck you

undone berry
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yard is 3ft

gentle moss
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pinch your index finger between your middlefinger and your thumb

undone berry
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a completely pointless measurement

gentle moss
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that's about an inch

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your foot is about a foot

vestal briar
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I think of feet like mini-meters

undone berry
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but

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even if you want to use imperial for estimation

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driving in imperial makes 0 sense

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just switch over to km completely

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I'm even for m/s instead of kph

vestal briar
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Oh god no

gentle moss
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there are 32 million cars in the UK

undone berry
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although that gets a bit sketchy with speed limits

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there are 32 million cars in the UK and most of them support kmh on speedos

gentle moss
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there's about ~300,000 miles of road in the UK

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how do you fix yard markers?

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all the road signs with distances

undone berry
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it doesn't matter that yard markers are wrong

gentle moss
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that's a shitload of work for....

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what gain?

undone berry
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signs are a bit of an issue

vestal briar
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Motorway speedlimit: 31.2928 m/s

gentle moss
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what actual gain are you getting?

undone berry
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what gain? standardisation with the rest of the world

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ease of use

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there is benefit to both of those

vestal briar
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Standardization?

gentle moss
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yeah but it's not like we're a country directly connected to others by say

rough sapphire
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@vestal briar thats really high

gentle moss
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land

vestal briar
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We use left hand lane

rough sapphire
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same

undone berry
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lets switch that as well

rough sapphire
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no

vestal briar
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We're above standardization

gentle moss
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HOLY FUCK

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jesus christ get out

undone berry
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why

gentle moss
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i am not changing gear with my frigging right hand

undone berry
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what is the advantage to left

vestal briar
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And no

gentle moss
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i want that on the wheel at all time

undone berry
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ok

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that would be a bit iffy

gentle moss
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because my right hand is the strongest hand

undone berry
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alright

vestal briar
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That'd cost far too much

undone berry
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fuck it

gentle moss
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so it makes sense to not remove that from the wheel

rough sapphire
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why are you so scared of it

undone berry
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rest of the world can change

vestal briar
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Imagine how much converting uk signs would be

rough sapphire
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laughs in automatic

vestal briar
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We done it in wales

undone berry
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automatics are shite

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boring as hell to drive

gentle moss
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yeah, have fun driving your computer AG

rough sapphire
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Yeah they are

gentle moss
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fly-by wire bullshit

rough sapphire
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my dad hates automatic

undone berry
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tbf, last time I drove my mums automatic, I almost got rear ended because I accidentally went for the clutch

gentle moss
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everyone in the UK hates automatics pretty much

rough sapphire
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he says you can't gain power in short time with automatic

undone berry
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you can't

gentle moss
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yeah, because you can't do a sudden shit into a new power range

undone berry
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you have so little control over revs

gentle moss
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unless you have a very smart automatic

undone berry
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you have to take your foot off then jam it down

gentle moss
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with semi-auto override

undone berry
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if you want to rev it

rough sapphire
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TBH 100 - 0 is more useful then 0-100

undone berry
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eh

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thats still shit to drive

rough sapphire
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companies should make comparison of it

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not 0-100

vestal briar
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Why don't we use sequential ;)

plucky ridge
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Sure but the issue with that is that is that it can change based on the tires you have, the break pads you use, etc.

vestal briar
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All cars can feel like race cars

plucky ridge
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There are a lot more factors with stopping instead of starting

vestal briar
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No need to take hands off wheel

rough sapphire
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and can be cheated with a wall

undone berry
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its too fun shifting gears

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with a normal gear box

wheat lynx
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if you want to get from 100-0 really fast get in a self driving car

undone berry
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when you're revving it a bit too much

vestal briar
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But you can press a button

rough sapphire
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until it gets worn out

vestal briar
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It goes CKGGGHHHH

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And then you're in the next gear

undone berry
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yeah, but shifting the stick is the fun bit

plucky ridge
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Must

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Not

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Make

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Joke

undone berry
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I just like playing with the nobby bit at high speeds

vestal briar
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Piers loves shifting his stick

plucky ridge
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HHnnnnnnngggg

vestal briar
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Is the sound of an engine

rough sapphire
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but automatic are good to drive in a city with traffic

vestal briar
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But roundabouts

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You need powahhh

undone berry
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at low speeds automatics aren't too bad

vestal briar
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I think automatics are nice for america

undone berry
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they're not awful at moving off

vestal briar
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And uk should stick to manual

rough sapphire
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.bm 662377329212915754 Thats what she said gif

vestal briar
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Auto's can have things like cruse control built in much easier, better for long us highways

rough sapphire
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my dad have a manual car with cruise , he rarely rarely uses it

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its not worth it

undone berry
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tbf, whilst they're a lot less fun to drive, automatics are pretty much just better for normal/safe driving

rough sapphire
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@plucky ridge still staying on top of my bookmarked messages

vestal briar
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Yeah

rough sapphire
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Blarg. I'm not sure my computer can boot from a USB.

plucky ridge
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Neat

rough sapphire
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My dad is famous for driving at 40 kmph in a narrow shittiest street in my town

vestal briar
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Doesn't sound like a great computer

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Bios flash?

plucky ridge
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@rough sapphire May have to be enabled or require a Bios update

vestal briar
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May be secure boot fucking it

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ORMs..

plucky ridge
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Oh right that too

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HP's is notorious for that

rough sapphire
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It actually is a good computer I've been poking around for a while in the BIOS and secure restart on Windows.

vestal briar
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Mine had secure boot enabled but it didn't work

plucky ridge
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Also double check for any UEFI settings

rough sapphire
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I feel like I've done it before, but maybe that was a different computer.

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I'm not seeing UEFI for some reason.

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The closet thing is launch EFI shell from file system

plucky ridge
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Prebuilt (like bought it from HP or something) or did you build it yourself

rough sapphire
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It's an Asus laptop

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Prebuilt.

plucky ridge
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Do you have a model number?

rough sapphire
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Asus is a good boy

plucky ridge
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Their parts are good, their machines are crap

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And their support is terrible

rough sapphire
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must be a issue with UEFI and legacy boot

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X556U

vestal briar
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I have never called company support for hardware

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Either I fix it myself or return it (usually bought from amazon)

rough sapphire
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I only do to claim the warranty

plucky ridge
vestal briar
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That's something I forgot to do with my last laptop

rough sapphire
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how does your BIOS look like

vestal briar
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Only fault with it is a small crack when you open screen

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@rough sapphire It's probably fullscreen ncurses

plucky ridge
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Yeah I only get support involved if there's a part failure

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Otherwise I can fix it myself

rough sapphire
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is it blue and grey or modern looking
if its blue and grey its legacy
else its UEFI

vestal briar
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Part failure?

plucky ridge
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RAM, PSU, GPU, etc.