#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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vestal briar
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So like a tattoo?

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Or like the pigment of skin on your foot?

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Or chalk??

sand goblet
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Bolsonaro doesn't exactly have a great record when it comes to the environment

gentle moss
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no it's where you work in the french wine mines and have to stamp the grape nuggets into juice and it stains your feet with wine.

vestal briar
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Oh

sand goblet
vestal briar
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Woah

sand goblet
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The Bolsonaro government has as one of its priorities to strategically occupy the Amazon region to prevent the implementation of multilateral conservation projects for the rainforest, specifically the so-called “Triple A” project.

rough sapphire
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i think the important distinction here is that the amazon fires are all man-made

sand goblet
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"Development projects must be implemented on the Amazon basin to integrate it into the rest of the national territory in order to fight off international pressure for the implementation of the so-called 'Triple A' project. To do this, it is necessary to build the Trombetas River hydroelectric plant, the Óbidos bridge over the Amazon River, and the implementation of the BR-163 highway to the border with Suriname," one of slides read.

solid pollen
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Canaris

rough sapphire
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I don't trust either side

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they just want to fling poop at each other..

solid pollen
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Don't trust anyone

rough sapphire
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for the time being, we don't know who it was that done it

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could be the oil companies.. could be the NGOs

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could be both

solid pollen
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Or wood cutting companies

rough sapphire
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why the wood cutting companies

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isn't that bad for business

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doesnt make sense.. lol

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exactly

sand goblet
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lol wood cutting companies burning a forest

rough sapphire
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maybe they want to drive up costs? but they don't really have much inventory to do that XD

solid pollen
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Accidentally

vestal briar
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Get your ash today folks!

rough sapphire
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before it's gone poof

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unless wood cutting companies are also hired to take down semi-burnt trees, for safety or some shit, but.. nah

sand goblet
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the forest has been burning for three weeks at this point

rough sapphire
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maybe they really hate their jobs

sand goblet
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that's not an insignificant amount of fire

vestal briar
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I mean

rough sapphire
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oh, i know

gentle moss
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what is a significant amount of fire?

rough sapphire
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wood cutting companies are doing insurance fraud!

solid pollen
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Little campfire

rough sapphire
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that's a lot of dust.. and Co2 that can't be displaced..

vestal briar
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Some part of it should realistically be almost always on fire?

sand goblet
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the fire in my heart, bisk

rough sapphire
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just learn to breathe co2 smh

vestal briar
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Become a plant you idiots!

sand goblet
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This year alone, Brazil had 72,000 fire outbreaks, half of which are in the Amazon. The National Institute for Space Research (Inpe) reported that its satellite data showed an 84% increase on the same period in 2018.

rough sapphire
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Brazil is going to suffer greatly from the emissions.. millions born with asthma.. low quality of life.. driving up healthcare costs.. pharma companies from US gonna come sweeping in and colonize them

sand goblet
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only 60% of the rainforest is even in brazil

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gotta wonder who owns the rest, I'm sure they aren't happy

vestal briar
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Imagine the money you'd get by becoming a fair pharmasutical company in america

rough sapphire
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rainforests generate 75% of their own rain.. brazil's major exports are agriculture based.. like sugarcane and milk..

vestal briar
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You'd just swipe the marketshare from all the price fixing ones with cheaper at the same quality

rough sapphire
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it's the easiest thing to point a finger at the president..

gentle moss
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so you're saying that brazil is importing 25% of its rain?

rough sapphire
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tbh rain is just tree piss

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people are out for him

vestal briar
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so you're saying that brazil is importing 25% of its rain?

gentle moss
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but they could be exporting 75% of their rain to the rest of the world?

vestal briar
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Yeah, the uk imports a ton of rain from the atlantic dude

rough sapphire
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wut... no

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that's not how it works

vestal briar
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:P

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The water cycle

rough sapphire
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I'm saying rain forests contribute to localized rain..

solid pollen
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Of course it's how it work :D

rough sapphire
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that makes it convenient for corporations or NGOs to frame him

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like I said, easiest thing to do is assume.. the truth is we don't know..

sand goblet
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“Everything indicates” that NGOs were going to the Amazon to “set fire” to the forest, Bolsonaro said in a Facebook Live broadcast on Wednesday morning. When asked if he had evidence to back up his claims, he said he had “no written plan,” adding “that’s not how it’s done.”

The former army captain turned politician said the slashing of NGO funding by his government could be a motive.

“Crime exists,” he said. “These people are missing the money.”

rough sapphire
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need to get me one of those cannons that the russians used to shoot down clouds, prevent rain from leaving the country

sand goblet
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"Crime exists", says the president of Brazil

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hahahaha

rough sapphire
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those cannons are with the singaporeans

solid pollen
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Like.. Becoming president? :D

sand goblet
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it's a blockquote, prefix it with > .

rough sapphire
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I'm uneasy at how people are quick to point a finger.. just mobs with pitchforks needing a victim

sand goblet
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and a space

rough sapphire
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scape goat

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> like
> this

sand goblet
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> text
rough sapphire
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fiddle di dee

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echo

solid pollen
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hello

rough sapphire
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I have to go eat.. before my cheese gets cold

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@solid pollen that was neat

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plant a tree while I'm away

sand goblet
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Environmental and climate experts labeled his claims that NGOs were responsible a “smoke screen” to hide his government’s dismantling of protections for the world’s largest tropical rainforest. They said farmers clearing land were responsible for the uptick in fires.

“This is a sick statement, a pitiful statement,” said Marcio Astrini, Greenpeace Brazil’s public policy coordinator. “Increased deforestation and burning are the result of his anti-environmental policy.”

rough sapphire
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test

solid pollen
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@rough sapphire 🌲

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Done

sand goblet
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Bolsonaro, a longtime skeptic of environmental concerns, wants to open the Amazon to more agriculture and mining, and has told other countries worried about rising deforestation under his watch to mind their own business.

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I mean really it doesn't get more clear cut than this

solid pollen
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@rough sapphire no linereturn :D

rough sapphire
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neat

solid pollen
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G7 tomorrow

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They gonna "talk" about this

sand goblet
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there isn't much that the EU can do about it

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we can't get our firefighting planes out there

solid pollen
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Approximately norhing

gentle moss
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G7 tomorrow, Trump gonna talk about how Obama was a weak little bitch who unfairly forced Russia out of the G8 to be mean

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not that it had anything to do with Ukraine

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mark my words

vestal briar
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Obama was a pretty good president imo

sand goblet
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Ukraine? you mean Little Russia?

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:>

vestal briar
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But I don't follow politics much

gentle moss
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no i mean The Ukraine

sand goblet
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I know

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haha

gentle moss
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¬_¬

vestal briar
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Soo ¯_(ツ)_/¯

rough sapphire
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that's... slightly offensive g

sand goblet
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that's the point

gentle moss
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also calling it "The Ukraine" is also offensive

solid pollen
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This shit cost 37 billions of euros (the G7)

sand goblet
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trump ignoring that whole crisis wouldn't be a surprise

gentle moss
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but only slightly compared to G dudes.

rough sapphire
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speaking of which, can someone tell me why it's The Hague, and not just Hague

sand goblet
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don't tell me you all need sarcasm marks all of a sudden

gentle moss
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because it's like

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it used to belong to someone

rough sapphire
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oh, it's Den Haag in nederlands as well

gentle moss
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yeah

rough sapphire
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it's just Haag in estonian, but then again we don't have prepositions like a or the so that makes sense

gentle moss
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someone used to own it or whatever

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and it was their land

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so it was like "The Dude's Land" or whatever

sand goblet
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the channel names are random

gentle moss
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also these things aren't that important in this context

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no way we're solving any of this shit

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mental gymnastics is fun though

rough sapphire
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hello

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now that i think about it

solid pollen
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This channel is where we found a fix to all problems of the world @gentle moss:D

rough sapphire
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estonian is the only language that i know of which doesn't have prepositions, at all

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And yes, bolsonaro is a mess

solid pollen
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@rough sapphire I don't know what prepositions are even in my maternal language :D

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Oh I maybe know

rough sapphire
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what's this language?

solid pollen
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French

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Oh no it wasn't what I was thinking about :D

rough sapphire
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isn't au in au revoir a preposition?

solid pollen
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Yes

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à, chez, dans, de, entre, jusque, hors

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Are prepositions

rough sapphire
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wait, shit

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i'm not thinking of prepositions

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that's another thing

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what the hell do you call a, the, (der in german) etc

solid pollen
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I don't know German :D

rough sapphire
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a and the are english tho

sand goblet
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the is the definite article, afaik

rough sapphire
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ah yes, articles

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that's it

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yeah, we don't have those

gentle moss
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can you count properly though?

rough sapphire
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french has le, la etc

gentle moss
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french messed that one up

solid pollen
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French is messed up

sand goblet
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hey man

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swedish has hen, han and, unofficially, hun

rough sapphire
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üks, kaks, kolm -> 1, 2, 3
üksteist, kaksteist, kolmteist -> 11, 12, 13
kümme, kakskümmend, kolmkümmend -> 10, 20, 30

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it all makes sense

vestal briar
gentle moss
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when you get to 80 in french

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it's literally like saying "four twenties"

rough sapphire
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32 is just kolmkümmend kaks

vestal briar
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You saw that video then

rough sapphire
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we just combine shit to get larger numbers

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which, like, makes perfect sense

sand goblet
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I mean, we do that in English too

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after 20

gentle moss
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i saw the video and i know french people

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fourty isn't "four ten"

sand goblet
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no, it's four-ty

gentle moss
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in french above 80 is like

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"four ten one"

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"for ten two"

rough sapphire
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we do it from 10, and 30 for example comes from three tens

sand goblet
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fifty, five-ty, fif-ty

gentle moss
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oh wait, got that wrong

sand goblet
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80 is "four twenties"

vestal briar
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We have prefixes and suffixes to indicate

sand goblet
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so 90 is "four twenties ten"

solid pollen
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Yep four twenties

gentle moss
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four twenties, four twenties one, four twenties two

solid pollen
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Yep too

rough sapphire
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what the fuck

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no, stop

sand goblet
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that's french

gentle moss
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the french method is fucked up

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because it's literally that

vestal briar
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So thats why I didn't understand the french number system

rough sapphire
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french people must be pretty good at maths then

sand goblet
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so 9999 is "four twenties ninteen hundred and four twenties ninteen"

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which is hilarious

solid pollen
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The mumber system isn't that complicated

vestal briar
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So it's [upto 20] * [upto ?] + [optional]

gentle moss
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neuf cent

vestal briar
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No

rough sapphire
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üheksatuhat üheksasada üheksakümmend üheksa in estonian

gentle moss
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would be nine hundred

rough sapphire
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literally 9000 900 90 9

solid pollen
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Just remember that 80 is quatre vingt

gentle moss
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yeah

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and 81 is quatre vingt un

sand goblet
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which is what we do in english

solid pollen
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But everything else is normal

gentle moss
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it's not what we do in english

solid pollen
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Yeah

sand goblet
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nine thousand, nine hundred and nintey nine

solid pollen
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@gentle moss adding one at the end

rough sapphire
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yeah, we don't fuck with ands

solid pollen
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It's the same

sand goblet
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well neither do the americans

rough sapphire
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just say the number no need to add irrelevant words in there

sand goblet
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yeah the americans do skip it

solid pollen
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Sometime there is some and : vingt et un (21)

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Et is the French for and

sand goblet
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oh yeah, twenty and one

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I think they do that for all one

solid pollen
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Yeah that's it

gentle moss
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99 being four twenties ten nine

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which is fucking bonkers

sand goblet
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so 91 is four twenties ten and one

solid pollen
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For all one

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No

sand goblet
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they have words for 1-15

solid pollen
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91 is four twenties and eleven

sand goblet
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ah yeah

gentle moss
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rofl

frosty berry
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@sand goblet no, 101 is cent un

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not cent et un

sand goblet
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well yes but 0 isn't a.. ten

solid pollen
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For number under 100 @frosty berry

rough sapphire
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cento e um in portuguese

frosty berry
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sim

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(falo um puco portuguese)

rough sapphire
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sim, com certeza

sand goblet
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11-15 is like onze, douze, trais, quatorze, quinze (spelling?)

frosty berry
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treize*

solid pollen
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*Treize

sand goblet
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it's been a while

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then it's ten-six, ten-seven..

frosty berry
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not bad, still

rough sapphire
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português é meio dificil demais

sand goblet
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when I say a while it's been literally 8 years

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haha

solid pollen
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@rough sapphire le français est pire

rough sapphire
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provavelmente, porém não conheço francês

solid pollen
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@sand goblet not bad for 8 years :D

sand goblet
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I went to paris once

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they hate you if you don't speak French

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haha

solid pollen
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They hate you anyway even if you speak French :D

sand goblet
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hahaha

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yeah

solid pollen
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You live in France @frosty berry?

rough sapphire
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They just hate strangers then?

solid pollen
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@rough sapphire je ne connais pas le portugais non plus

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@rough sapphire they hate French too :D

frosty berry
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@solid pollen i do

solid pollen
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Where?

sand goblet
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they just hate everyone

rough sapphire
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oh

sand goblet
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what is it that comedian said?

frosty berry
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yes, parisian people are not the most friendly

rough sapphire
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In my country at least people don't hate strangers

sand goblet
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the irish hate the british, the british hate the french, and the french hate everyone?

solid pollen
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Yep

frosty berry
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paris, more or less @solid pollen

sand goblet
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it's kind of weird, isn't it

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you'd think people in a top tourist destination would like tourists

solid pollen
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It's not because you're a tourist

sand goblet
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considering how much money we spend

solid pollen
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It's become you're someone

rough sapphire
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Maybe they don't like tourists because that

frosty berry
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most people don't see the benefit of tourism, only the downsides

sand goblet
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everything has upsides and downsides

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haha

rough sapphire
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Tourism is really good

frosty berry
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even if the boss of your restaurant, loves tourists, the waiter just sees them as more work

sand goblet
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yeah but work means money

frosty berry
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and the people in the street just see them as a source of trouble

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yes, work means money, but more of a work you already have doesn't necessarily means more money

sand goblet
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true, I suppose

frosty berry
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and tipping is not much of a thing in france

sand goblet
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or in europe, really

frosty berry
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it's a thing, but don't expect to make a living on that

sand goblet
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we do tip if the service is really good

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there aren't many places that have great service though

rough sapphire
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we occasionally tip in restaurants

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more often not, though

sand goblet
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there are restaurants that have tip jars

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if they have a tip jar, don't put the tip in the jar

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give it to your server

rough sapphire
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our bars have tip jars

sand goblet
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the problem with a tip jar is that the restaurant takes it and distributes tips however it feels like, or not at all

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giving it to the server directly means the person you wanted to get the tip gets it

rough sapphire
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the casino my gf worked at in the UK was fucked, even if she was given a tip personally, she had to put it in the tip jar or she'd get fired

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which is kinda backwards, it removes all motivation to be a "good" hostess

sand goblet
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yeah

rough sapphire
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which the casino should want

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that's an odd way to phrase things

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only_in_genting.jpg

gentle moss
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well to be honest

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there are reasonings for that in casinos

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tip quantity varies vastly

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so communal jars and tip division is far more common

rough sapphire
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yeah - depending on how good of a job you do

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what ended up happening is 30% worked hard to get good tips and the rest just slacked the fuck off

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killed any sort of motivation real fast

gentle moss
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well they haven't really thought it through by slacking

sand goblet
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true, if they worked hard there'd be more tips

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so more money divided

rough sapphire
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they don't care, they won't like sharing anyways

gentle moss
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plus everyone hates them for being lazy

rough sapphire
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not if them is the majority

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yeah, my gf did hate them

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and basically she was on the verge of "joining" them

gentle moss
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quick one, how the fuck do you stop chromium caching in kiosk mode at all?

rough sapphire
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there was a launch flag for it

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I forget

gentle moss
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i've alraedy got --aggressive-cache-discard --disable-application-cache --incognito --kiosk --disable-application-cache and --disk-cache-dir=/dev/null

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it's still caching images.

rough sapphire
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that won't work

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/dev/null is not a dir

gentle moss
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i'll try setting it to a read only directory and see what that does

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i had it working on my previous kiosk image but after upgrading rasbian and chromium those launch flags stopped working

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:/

rough sapphire
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also I hope that and is not actually in your launch flags?

gentle moss
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nah

rough sapphire
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doed it workeds?

gentle moss
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no it doedent

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o wait

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i think my celery schedule is just out of whack right now

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gotta wait for the dashboard with an image on it to roll around again

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ask again in 4 minutes

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nerp, still caching

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great.

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wonder if there's a browser better suited for this

rough sapphire
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ff?

gentle moss
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idk, haven't tried

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always just gone for chromium

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searched all the command line switches for it with "cache" in them

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#@chromium-browser --noerrordialogs --aggressive-cache-discard --disable-application-cache --kiosk http://172.16.16.3:5000 --incognito
@chromium-browser http://172.16.16.3:5000 --kiosk --incognito --noerrdialogs --disable-translate --no-first-run --fast --fast-start --disable-infobars --disk-cache-dir=/blackhole --aggressive-cache-discard --disable-application-cache```
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weew that's a lot of flags

gentle moss
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well i've figured out a hacky workaround

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but i don't like it

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David Koch died. :o

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not long before there are articles out gushing about how awesome he was and donated to soooo many charities he was such a good person and not at all evil

sand goblet
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oh, another name I've never heard

gentle moss
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heard of the Koch brothers? Koch foundation?

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pumped loads of money into anti-climate change stuff

sand goblet
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Never have

rough sapphire
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they don't exist.. that's probably just a conspiracy theory

vestal briar
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Above statement produced by Koch sponsor

gentle moss
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRG

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BROWSER CACHING IS AN ABSOLUTE WANKER

vestal briar
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Private browse is your friend

gentle moss
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dude, that's the problem

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i'm running chromium with every option to stop caching

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and it's still caching images

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so i've added no-cache headers to IIS

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it's still caching images

vestal briar
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It's chromium

gentle moss
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i've pointed the cache dir to a blackhole

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it's still caching images

vestal briar
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Now theres your problem

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You sure it's not serverside?

gentle moss
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i'm 100%

vestal briar
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Cloudflare would be the obvious issue

gentle moss
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well that'd be a thing to look at if i wasn't the one who built the whole app and it's on an internal LAN

vestal briar
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Try a different browser

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Wait

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You just said it's not serverside

rough sapphire
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is it caching and then removing when the session is ended

vestal briar
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Too tired

gentle moss
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yes stese

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like an in-memory cache

oak tangle
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!otn add bisk's-cached-image-stash

royal lakeBOT
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:ok_hand:

gentle moss
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grrrr

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my plight should not be your amusement

rough sapphire
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I don't think you'll stop it doing that.

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is it writing this to disk?

gentle moss
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can't be unless it's ignoring launch params

vestal briar
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Delete cache manually

gentle moss
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mate

vestal briar
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Prehaps it didn't purge

gentle moss
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cache purges on every reload

vestal briar
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Just delete it manually once

gentle moss
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no it's not that cache causing it

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else the image wouldn't update at all

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it's updating the image, but only on first load of the image

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it's then caching it

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@chromium-browser --kiosk --incognito --noerrdialogs --disable-translate --disable-infobars --aggressive-cache-discard --disable-application-cache http://10.0.0.2:5000```
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that's the latest set of flags i've passed to it

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but i've also tried pointing --disk-cache-dirat a read only folder

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fuck it, dirty dirty hacks should work

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<div>
    <img alt="" style="width: 100%; border: 3px solid #000000" src="static/file.png?{{ random_digits }}">
</div>```
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i am become death

rough sapphire
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that's perfectly valid, often used with JavaScript files to make sure a new version is loaded

gentle moss
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it's a dirty hack for my problem though

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for a start either Chromium or IIS is fucking up and not listening to / sending headers

sand goblet
rough sapphire
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and here we go

sand goblet
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no trade deal for you

rough sapphire
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I think that this can be worst

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Without agreement Bolsonaro will be angry

sand goblet
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that might not be such a bad thing

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he's more likely to say something stupid

gentle moss
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Mr Bolsonaro is known to favour economic development of the Amazon region.

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that's like

rough sapphire
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I don't think he gives a fuck for Amazon

gentle moss
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an understatement

sand goblet
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yeah that's the most wishy washy way to put that

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haha

rough sapphire
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EU should use this trade deal

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like for a agreement

sand goblet
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that's probably the plan

rough sapphire
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you control your shit and we we make the deal

vestal briar
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I feel with brexit it will have a new deal but will be very rushed

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Either that or more postbones

rough sapphire
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of course you would

vestal briar
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Or no deal

rough sapphire
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wrong chataaaaa

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what the fuck keyboarrd

vestal briar
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It's confusing

sand goblet
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there will be no new deal

vestal briar
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So

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A shitty deal

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Or nothing

sand goblet
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unlike the UK, the EU parliament isn't a bunch of flakes

rough sapphire
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a deal

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lmao

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are people still hoping for this

sand goblet
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I don't think anyone sane is hoping this

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it's just not a possibility

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Boris won't back out either, though

vestal briar
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I'd just like the whole thing to stop

sand goblet
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well that's not gonna happen

rough sapphire
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i want to get off mr bones wild ride :(

vestal briar
#

I mean the eu is doing it's job

rough sapphire
#

Do you think that UK can survive without EU?

vestal briar
#

Economical ties

#

By entering, we knew it was going to be hard to break out

#

And that day has come

sand goblet
#

the UK kind of always assumed this would happen in a way

#

that's why they kept the pound

vestal briar
#

True

#

I mean the eu has done it's original purpose well

sand goblet
#

I'm overall pretty happy with the EU

vestal briar
#

Yeah

sand goblet
#

even if it's still merkel's bitch

gentle moss
#

to be fair, the UK didn't assume this would happen

vestal briar
#

There are rough corners in all organizations

gentle moss
#

the reasoning for maintaining the pound were numerous

#

and valid, i think

sand goblet
#

there was certainly no consumer benefit in it

gentle moss
#

maintaining the pound? yeah, it was more of a matter of self economic determination

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

sand goblet
#

yeah, and a fat lot of good that did

#

haha

vestal briar
#

Hm

#

Is the euro worth more then the pound?

gentle moss
#

yes well, just because you're a registered member of the gun club doesn't mean you can't blow your own foot off.

wooden silo
#

We kept our currency too, and everyone seems to agree that it's been a good move.

sand goblet
#

Nice analogy

#

I like that

#

@vestal briar yes the euro is stronger than the pound

vestal briar
#

Woo

sand goblet
#

that used to not be the case

vestal briar
#

Yeah

wooden silo
#

Well, now it certainly is.

sand goblet
#

it's 91p to the euro

vestal briar
#

Many days ago

sand goblet
#

it's certainly been a while, yeah

vestal briar
#

So looks like another economical crash for britan then?

sand goblet
#

I think it dropped to 70p per euro when brexit first came around

vestal briar
#

Didn't know there was a brexit movement in 1999?

sand goblet
#

that's 1999 on the left

#

I moved it as far out of the way as I could

#

anyway, yeah, the UK isn't completely fucking isolated from the rest of the world

#

keeping a currency is useful in a recession because you can devalue your own currency

#

it's not useful for stuff like this, particularly

#

aside from avoiding the administrative costs of moving back

vestal briar
#

Post ww1 germany flashbacks

rough sapphire
#

u know ur doing good when ur money is worth more for literally burning for warmth than it is as a currency

vestal briar
#

:)

gentle moss
#

to be honest it's great having control of our currency right now because it should allow us to limit the impact of whatever form (no deal, it's definitely no deal) of brexit happens

vestal briar
#

What is no deal brexit?

gentle moss
#

however i wouldn't expect the government to do it

vestal briar
#

It doesn't happen?

gentle moss
#

no

#

it means the worst happens

vestal briar
#

As in?

gentle moss
#

drop out of EU with no negotiated plans in place

vestal briar
#

Oh shit

gentle moss
#

the border between the EU and the UK becomes a WTO hard barrier

#

which would fuck up Ireland / N. Ireland

vestal briar
#

The troubles 2.0

gentle moss
#

pretty much

#

and considering i had friends who were almost blown up by IRA car bombs it'd be nice to not live through that

vestal briar
#

Well shit

gentle moss
#

it's like.... seriously bad

#

as in UK GDP is projected to fall between 8 - 12%

#

2008 recession was bad alright

vestal briar
#

So economic crash

gentle moss
#

but we had at least a buffer to prevent it being a catastrophe

#

after a decade of austerity (that's failed) we now have a weak economy and no buffer for economic shock

vestal briar
#

:(

gentle moss
#

yeah. it's really not good.

vestal briar
#

The troubles must have been an intresting urban warzone

gentle moss
#

but it's what BoJo and Jacob Rees Twunt have been pushing for from the start really

sand goblet
#

That's one word for it

vestal briar
#

Awful but unique

gentle moss
#

not really that unique

vestal briar
#

Both speak english

#

Both pretty wealthy

gentle moss
#

taps sign and points to afghanistan

sand goblet
#

I mean there's a reason the drink is called the Irish car bomb

gentle moss
#

insurgent terrorists

vestal briar
#

Well one wealthy

#

One gorilla

gentle moss
#

hard irish border just doesn't work

#

you put up a border post, it'll get shot at or attacked

sand goblet
#

Boris' solution to this is "Ireland can be part of the UK"

gentle moss
#

which means they'll start to bring in back up to defend it more heavily

sand goblet
#

Which... No

gentle moss
#

so more shooting and attacks

sand goblet
#

The amusing thing is that the UK parliament has seriously made that offer

gentle moss
#

rapid escalation until war crimes

sand goblet
#

It's not just Boris saying it

vestal briar
#

Haha what

gentle moss
#

it's more stupid than Trump trying to buy Greenland

sand goblet
#

Well it wasn't the first time the US tried to buy Greenland anyway

vestal briar
#

They know that's not how it works, right?

gentle moss
#

well sure but that was early 20th century / late 19th century

#

things were a little different

sand goblet
#

True

gentle moss
#

UK still owned India

sand goblet
#

50s were different

vestal briar
#

Yeah

sand goblet
#

Anyway, Ireland hasn't got much of an army so we have to be careful here

gentle moss
#

WW2 made us give them all up and everyone was like "yeah colonialism is probably a bad look"

vestal briar
#

But it's still going to be an instant no

sand goblet
#

I think our army has like 2 helicopters

gentle moss
#

i hear you've got like

#

3 armies

#

the IA

#

the IRA

#

and the RIRA

sand goblet
#

Haha, that's a new one

vestal briar
#

IRA is defunct now, no?

sand goblet
#

No

vestal briar
#

Oh

gentle moss
#

what's a new one? the RIRA?

sand goblet
#

I mean they're a terrorist group these days

vestal briar
#

Oh yeah there was a splinter group from the IRA that's violent now

sand goblet
#

But they exist

gentle moss
#

RIRA was the "Real IRA"

#

there's also the "New IRA"

sand goblet
#

I'm not following it

gentle moss
#

Provisional IRA too

#

fuck

sand goblet
#

And besides we do have the gear for a militia if we needed it

gentle moss
#

so many IRAs

sand goblet
#

But I don't think we will

gentle moss
#

what do you mean?

sand goblet
#

You can own firearms in Ireland

gentle moss
#

greg from south port says we can just waltz in there and be welcomed with open arms as liberators

sand goblet
#

Haha

gentle moss
#

besides we have more in common with them than we don't!

#

i've got this feeling that a "stupid war" is about to develop

sand goblet
#

It's funny how in America, Irish people were considered a separate race until like a few years ago, when social justice took over

#

Now they're just "white"

#

Which, yes, but also no

#

Haha

gentle moss
#

that's because the Americans are horrible racists and xenophobes historically

#

"No blacks
No asians
No irish"

sand goblet
#

Yeah

gentle moss
#

yet when the troubles fucking kicked off

#

the fuckers in congress / senate / in general were jumping over each other to fund the terrorist bastards

sand goblet
#

Yeeep

gentle moss
#

last i checked funding terrorist organisations is uhhh illegal

sand goblet
#

Up until a few years ago Ireland had an agreement with the US

#

Where they were allowed to stop in Shannon Airport on their way to military ops and such

#

Now they're not allowed in our airspace

#

Hah, imagine if the UK did attack us though

#

They'd be fucked

gentle moss
#

yes, very much so

#

but you forget G

sand goblet
#

Hahaha, is that the telegraph again?

gentle moss
#

The Times

sand goblet
#

Not much better

gentle moss
#

he suggested starting a war with "anyone, maybe the french"

sand goblet
#

Of course he did

#

The Brits hate the French

#

It's a universal rule

rough sapphire
#

Is far right/left media a problem in Europe too?

sand goblet
#

Of course

gentle moss
#

in the UK "far left" media isn't really a problem

#

in fact the lack of it is kind of a problem

sand goblet
#

Yeah true

gentle moss
#

the majority of news channels / papers are right wing and owned by hard line right wingers

rough sapphire
#

lol

gentle moss
#

the closest you'll get to left is maybe idk

#

The Guardian

#

even that's pretty middle of the road

sand goblet
#

The gurdenig

rough sapphire
#

Here media claim to don't have political influence

#

But they clearly do

#

like that is not a big problem

#

But they think that is

gentle moss
#

hey G

#

here's the fade for that article

rough sapphire
#

yes

gentle moss
#

"i'd like everyone in the nation to go into a war that causes them to all suffer."

rough sapphire
#

people like that should be people that go to the battle front

gentle moss
#

yes but he's a pompous twat with no grounding in reality

sand goblet
#

Hahahaha what

#

Removes only a few?

gentle moss
#

yeah, so dumb

#

like he assumes if we attacked an EU nation

#

or a NATO ally

#

we'd not incur the wrath of idk the entire planet

sand goblet
#

I mean that hardly matters anyway

#

The UK isn't a big country

gentle moss
#

exactly

rough sapphire
#

But is a island

gentle moss
#

our only power is being deepy entrenched in geopolitics

#

and cementing ourselve as relevent to our allies

sand goblet
#

Which you're kind of.. Not.. Now that you're leaving

#

Yep

gentle moss
#

yup

#

i also love how he's like "we could attack france, but it might be over too quickly."

#

then jumps straight for CHINA

sand goblet
#

Oh good fucking luck

#

You know who likes China?

#

Russia

gentle moss
#

NO ONE WINS LAND WARS IN ASIA

sand goblet
#

Russia doesn't have a great army

#

What they have is a gigantic army

vestal briar
#

YES THE MOTHERLAND DOES

rough sapphire
#

And they have an industrial power as ally

sand goblet
#

I mean that's always been how Russia does it

gentle moss
#

ooooh shit

sand goblet
#

Throw as many people as possible in

gentle moss
#

there goes the DOW again

#

oh no the tweets get worse

#

does he think amazon sells fent?

#

oh dear

sand goblet
#

What even is fentanyl

gentle moss
#

it's an opiod

sand goblet
#

That's it? An opioid?

gentle moss
#

stronger than morphine but with a shorter duration

sand goblet
#

That sounds very useful

gentle moss
#

it's very useful

#

i had it repeatedly before / after my surgery

sand goblet
#

As if the US' health system couldn't be worse

gentle moss
#

well the US doesn't recognise diamorphine (heroin) as having any medical use

#

despite the rest of the world using it for medical uses

sand goblet
#

There's a shop in this town where you can buy cannabis oil

#

Ireland is embracing the medical side of that stuff lately

gentle moss
#

after that series of tweets

#

the DOW dropped by 500 points

#

:D

sand goblet
#

What's the DOW?

gentle moss
#

DOW Jones

#

stockmarket index

sand goblet
#

Ah right

gentle moss
#

S&P500 / DOW are just indexes of prices of a select group of companies

#

that's used to ball park how the market feels or w/e

sand goblet
#

Makes sense I suppose

gentle moss
#

dropping 500 points is pretty big

#

i suspect it'll come back though

sand goblet
#

The amusing thing about this tarrif is that it's only on two specific shipments

#

It's like China is teasing them

gentle moss
#

doubt the president reads the fine print

sand goblet
#

Haha, maybe that's the point

gentle moss
#

yeah

#

not sure the US can win a trade war vs China

#

imports are too important

sand goblet
#

Yeah, China is the bigger fish here

gentle moss
#

also, on that 2nd to last tweet

rough sapphire
gentle moss
#

pretty sure the President of the United States can't order postage companies to search mail

#

USPO, maybe. 3rd party couriers? not sure

sand goblet
#

Unlikely

gentle moss
#

yeah, all the MAGA hats are made in China too whatever

vestal briar
#

He can

#

Just bribe them

sand goblet
#

As if that'd work

gentle moss
#

a) illegal

#

b) wont work

sand goblet
#

Most of their revenue comes from Asian trade anyway

gentle moss
#

c) because read a

sand goblet
#

I got a package from Hong Kong recently

#

FedEx delivered it

rough sapphire
#

China will blow alone

sand goblet
#

Have you seen these new vending machines China has?

#

They use facial recognition and tie into their social credit system, no money required

#

Very dystopian

gentle moss
#

yeah

#

i wonder if Trump has investments in any stocks

sand goblet
#

I'd be surprised if he didn't

gentle moss
#

because being able to regularly send the DOW into a nose dive with a couple of stupid tweets

#

gives you great scope for insider trading

#

ah yeah, he still hasn't released his tax returns.

#

it would be the craziest thing if he went through all of this and left the white house just as broke as he went in

sand goblet
#

The other presidential candidates are at least interesting this time

#

You have Joe Biden, who can't string a sentence together

#

Tulsi, who.. Actually looks like a pretty good candidate

gentle moss
#

yeah

#

hmm.

#

how slippery are those seats?

sand goblet
#

Oh, I found the tweet I was thinking of

gentle moss
#

wonder how well it works with glasses

sand goblet
#

I think they probably have all that shit sorted out by now

vestal briar
#

Well i'm sure this will be used for good and nothing else

sand goblet
#

No it deliberately ties into the social credit system they have

#

Good social credit, free item

vestal briar
#

Yeah

sand goblet
#

Bad social credit, NO SOUP FOR YOU

rough sapphire
#

WOW

vestal briar
#

You took a 10p bag of haribos when you are 7, no more 8th birthday for you!

gentle moss
#

DOW Jones still falling after the tweets. that's another 100 points.

sand goblet
#

Whew

#

Stonks

gentle moss
#

stonk market not stronk

#

recession very much

sand goblet
gentle moss
#

indeed.

#

billy bob joe boy

#

oh shoeonhead

#

good account

#

yeah, he's too fucking old

sand goblet
#

I've followed her for.. A long time lol

#

Yeah, he is

gentle moss
#

he was a fine Vice President but he's basically fucking useless

#

and also too boomer

#

way too boomer

sand goblet
#

"none of you women will remember this"

rough sapphire
#

Do she have an page with the proposals?

sand goblet
#

Not sure, haven't looked into it that hard

rough sapphire
#

i found iy

#

Big Tech, overreaching government, political correctness — our constitutional rights are under attack. As president I'll protect your rights to free speech, civil liberties and personal privacy because they're essential to our American values and must never be compromised. huh

sand goblet
#

Sounds good, right

rough sapphire
#

yes

#

but, i mean...

#

Instead we have a government of, by, and for the rich and powerful. This must end.

gentle moss
#

that's pretty accurate though

#

this is literally the richest administration to ever sit in office

#

many of the members in key positions are billionaires

rough sapphire
#

yes, but for me looks like hate speech

gentle moss
#

saying that you shouldn't let your country devolve into an oligarchic state of politics?

#

the USA has some real serious problems with wealth and power

sand goblet
#

What she's saying is that the government primarily caters to the rich and that this must stop

gentle moss
#

for example, you can donate to a political party directly as an individual but there's a limit on how much you can donate and you have to make it publically so everyone knows you donated

#

with the advent of SuperPACs you can donate unlimited amounts of money to a group loosely affiliated with the candidate completely anonymously

#

money = speech

#

it was a descision made by the supreme court

rough sapphire
gentle moss
#

eh, i wouldn't call it hate speech

#

remember that the current president ran a campaign where he called mexicans drug dealers, murderers and rapists as a key part of messaging

rough sapphire
#

one error don't justify other, right?

gentle moss
#

yeah but it's not hate speech to highlight that the US has a serious problem with money in politics

sand goblet
#

It's not hate speech at all, yeah

gentle moss
#

a government run by rich and powerful people for the benefit of rich and powerful people is what's happening

sand goblet
#

I'm not sure how it could be read that way

gentle moss
#

it's pretty much stating the fecking obvious

sand goblet
#

She's a strong candidate

#

I don't think she'll win this cycle, but next cycle, when trump is out of the picture

#

Maybe she will

gentle moss
#

it's nice the dems are being more vocal and shit

#

still not sure where those impeachment hearings are going

#

but apparently over 50% of congress are behind impeachment at this point

sand goblet
#

Over what, though

gentle moss
#

well the mueller report states it can't indict a sitting president

#

but that if he wasn't president

#

then he did crimes

#

and they could indict him

rough sapphire
#

i think i just disagree with type of government she wants

#

But whatever

gentle moss
#

i think she wants a government that's not stacked full of self interested billionaires

#

seems reasonable.

rough sapphire
#

i mean a government that can make the state to use more money than should

gentle moss
#

state as in the whole country?

rough sapphire
#

yes

gentle moss
#

idk if you've seen the united states national debt

#

but it's pretty fucking high and doesn't stop growing

rough sapphire
#

and don't you think that use more money is a bad idea?

gentle moss
#

no

rough sapphire
#

i mean things like that

gentle moss
#

yeah, what's wrong with everyone having health care?

rough sapphire
#

The cost is high

gentle moss
#

it actually saves money in the long run, for the state

rough sapphire
#

I'm not saying that is wrong

#

Someone needs to pay for that

gentle moss
#

the USA spends more on health care (government money) than the UK

rough sapphire
#

For person or absolute numbers?

gentle moss
#

the citizens spend more on health care (through private insurance) than we do in the UK through taxes for our national health service

#

both.

#

it costs people more

rough sapphire
#

That is a good argument

gentle moss
#

it costs the state more

#

the quality of health overall is worse

#

USA is not

#

great

#

at health

#

at all.

rough sapphire
#

i know that

gentle moss
#

not even sure they rank in the top 20 of the world health index

#

:3

rough sapphire
#

i live in a poor country with a shit healcare system

#

I know

gentle moss
#

yeah, most places that have universal health care have a higher standard of care for all than the USA does

#

plus people don't go bankrupt because they can't afford medical bills

#

which makes them homeless and a bigger drain

#

etc etc

#

keeping your population healthy should be like... priority number 1

rough sapphire
#

Do you really think that USA can have the same efficiency that UK have?

gentle moss
#

no reason why not. UK, France, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, blah, blah, blah

#

all these countries have universal health care

#

the problem in the USA is that anything that seems to be "socialist" is branded as evil and bad

#

so they view universal health care as like something evil and communist for some fucking reason

rough sapphire
#

If gorvernment implanted an efficient healtcare system i don't think that people will see that as evil

#

bu now the shit is already done

gentle moss
#

well that's if the government stop lying to them

#

right wing politicians in the US are rabidly against universal health care

#

because it breaks up the insurance based business that already exists

#

which the members of congress / senate / government already get large donations from

#

funnily enough if you're a member of congress / senate your health care is all paid for by the government, so it doesn't even effect them

rough sapphire
#

nice

#

information is in internet, they don't lie then

#

The thing is that people don't want the truth

gentle moss
#

possibly

#

when i was in america they just couldn't quite get it, even sat down talking with them for an hour or so

#

the very idea that right now if i really chose to i could intentionally jump out this 2nd floor window and get all my medical treatment for no up front charge.

#

seems beyond them

gentle moss
#

they should probably improve the quality of their food then

rough sapphire
#

Yes

sand goblet
#

ooh

#

bisk

gentle moss
#

plus if they do that then maybe they wont have to force their shitty products on the rest of the world

sand goblet
gentle moss
#

and we'd just import them willingly

#

oh nice

sand goblet
#

are you at work

gentle moss
#

es

#

ys

#

yes

sand goblet
#

dammit

rough sapphire
#

I have drinked 3 cups of coffee and still I don't feel awake

#

Feels bad man

frosty berry
#

Go get some sleep maybe?

rough sapphire
#

That might be complicated with 3 cups of coffee coursing through their veins

vapid bluff
#

how long ago did you drink them

#

takes a while to get into the bloodstream

frosty berry
#

Not necessarilly, it just blocks one of the sleep's signal, if it's time to sleep for your body (cyrcadian rythm), or if you are really sleep deprived, you could still sleep

#

Also, if you often take coffee, you might have a high tolerance to it

gentle moss
#

once you're on coffee regularly then drinking coffee doesn't act as a stimulant but a method of removing withdrawal symptoms

rough sapphire
#

Guys, I might have pour to much Milk.

#

That's why I can't get work done

frosty berry
#

no it's because you are sleep deprived

#

Believe me, i know that all too well

glass gorge
#

Powernap finger_gun_dank

gentle moss
#

G's worst nightmare

#

gf's making a sushi platter :D

rough sapphire
#

That looks amazing

glass gorge
#

Nice

#

Nobody around me seems to like sushi

gentle quartz
#

Raw fish is an acquired taste

gentle moss
#

@rough sapphire

#

don't spam

#

3 channels with the same message

#

we're all in the same discord, we don't need the same message thrice

#

yeah she's done a great job @rough sapphire

rough sapphire
#

happy?

gentle moss
#

it's in the rules dude.

#

don't get grumpy with me

rough sapphire
#

i am not ;((

gentle moss
#

:3

undone berry
#

Also anyone with a brain ought to be able to figure out that you don't need to post the same message three times

gentle moss
#

CMON

#

THIS WAS SUSHI TALK

#

i just dislike spam and that's solved

rough sapphire
#

sushi

gentle moss
#

so anyway she's rolling up them maki

rough sapphire
#

sushi

gentle moss
#

caught yesterday salmon

#

😙 👌

rough sapphire
#

Nice

#

Piers yea i don't have a brain 👌

#

Bone apple tea!

gentle moss
#

it's the pinapple of fined ironing

rough sapphire
gentle moss
#

it's growing!

rough sapphire
#

I never tasted Sushi D:

#

how does it taste

#

like fish

gentle moss
#

wow, nice job

#

raw fish as @gentle quartz

#

said is a refined kind of flavour

rough sapphire
#

Lmao

gentle moss
#

needs to be good fish

rough sapphire
#

Sushi grade tuna

gentle moss
#

oh god

#

they were sold out

rough sapphire
#

😙 👌

gentle moss
#

just salmon

plucky ridge
#

Eel or nothing

rough sapphire
#

I mean, salmon is good too

gentle moss
#

yeah, i prefer tuna

#

tuna nigiri is my shit

plucky ridge
#

Heathen

rough sapphire
#

Octo is great

plucky ridge
#

Yeah true, octo is good

gentle moss
#

i'll pass on octo

shell blade
#

I had sushi last night

gentle moss
#

i really love my nigiri though

rough sapphire
#

@shell blade Nice

gentle moss
#

biggest sushi bill i ever racked up was like £160

shell blade
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Wow, I think alone my biggest was 60CAD

rough sapphire
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Pffffffffft

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There's a nice place here with all you can eat sushi

plucky ridge
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I've bumped $120 with a buddy of mine

rough sapphire
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😄

plucky ridge
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Well let me rephrase that

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On the sushi alone

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I think it totaled out to be higher with drinks and what not

gentle moss
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oh no i spent £160 on myself the day after a heavy night drinking

plucky ridge
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Where do you get this scratch, man?

rough sapphire
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Probably all the banks he robs

gentle moss
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this was years ago

gentle moss
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nice ordering discord

sand goblet
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Meh

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Fish

gentle moss
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YES WE KNOW

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YOU HATE FISH

sand goblet
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But bisk

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Did I ever tell you my story

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My story of fish PTSD

gentle moss
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pescataracist

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yes you did

sand goblet
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Haha

gentle moss
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and i didn't care that much because you're an outlier

sand goblet
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Hey man

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Your hair is an outlier

gentle moss
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that's actually racist

sand goblet
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Hahaha

gentle moss
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gf's sad that her nigiri fell apart so she's in the kitchen compressing rice into blocks

vestal briar
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Alrighty then™

rough sapphire
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that does not look like good sushi rice

gentle moss
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it tasted alright xx

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but its consistency left a little to be desired

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however for a first try it tasted pretty damn good as a meal

rough sapphire
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i never eaten sushi

frosty berry
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or sashimi, or maki either?

rough sapphire
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no one

frosty berry
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good sashimis are awesome

rough sapphire
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but i can say pizza is good

frosty berry
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i would agree

quasi sequoia
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I propose dedicating ot1 channel to food discussions

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I read the name as "food coloring"

gentle moss
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nigiri is delicious

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sashimi is just the fish on its own iirc

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i might be wrong

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nigiri is fish over rice

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good nigiri is amazing for like, 2 main ingredients

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fish, rice.

frosty berry
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yeah, sashimi is just the fish

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best part of the thing imho 😛

gentle moss
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i like how the rice balances it out a bit

rough sapphire
gentle moss
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it's very tasty

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basically just raw fresh fish + sticky rice

rough sapphire
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is that fat in the fish omega 3?

gentle moss
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little bit of soy sauce

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yeah

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an essential oil

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i didn't realise i needed oiling but apparently yes

quasi sequoia
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beware of eating raw fish...