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Not really missing much
oh
That sounds magical right now.
there's a "gamer girl" on twitter that decided to sell jars of her bathwater yesterday
It's hote
Ew
.0.
Oh, what the internet won't do for money.
so now a bunch of dudes are parodying it and selling "gamer boy" bathwater
Containing 0.0000000000000000000001% bathwater
she's not actually a gamer girl in the typical sense obviously, she's an ero model
I mean, I could turn around and sell my sweat, since I'm actually hot and sweating.
I'm a gamer.
Therefore
Mhm
Your sweat smells like tacos ?
No, it smells like sweat.
I feel like gamer sweat always smells like tacos and pepsi.
doritos and mountain dew
Yep, this is me sweating doritos and mountain dew, two of the many things in this world that I don't consume.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464905259261755392/596434933203992598/Photo_on_7-4-19_at_4.18_PM_2.jpg
You can buy one if you want.
@fiery tartan #announcements
here's the thing though
the question nobody is asking
what do you do with gamer girl bathwater?
What is a parable
Where do I buy one from !?
drink
drink?
Oh god
aha sniped
that sounds bad
HAHA
Hm
drink yeah
kiss?
Make tea?
Thou hast been infusèd with gamer girl
what just happened.
The blood of our lord and saviour, gamer girl
Your going to drink her bathwater ?
Yes
IV
lol
Drip
salad dressing
IV Drip salad dressing?
but what is the shelf life of gamer girl bathwater?
Infinate
I think IV could potentially kill you
@sand goblet eventually it expires and becomes stank water because the gamer girl evaporates
@fiery tartan nah, kill
Not if jesus has anything to do with it
life always finds a way, honestly
No proof on how sentiance works
yunk
maybe the universe is just a jar of gamer girl bath water
Well we know that the earth will heatdeath
ahaha
and we're just swimming in it
LOL
but where did the bathwater come from
gamer girl
I like to think of a solar system as an atom in a larger universe
also is there different tiers of bathwater
Earth is just an electron
its recursive
you pay for the amount of time she spends in it
there has to be some concept that doesn't fit into our understanding
The bathwater theory ?
I dont know I smoked DMT a while ago and ruined reality for my self.
We know time is just another value like space
π π π
It's an object that can be manipulated
Yeah
time and the passage of time isn't a constant, yeah
the one thing that's universal with memory is the passage of time.
Wait
In order for something to be 'held in memory' you need to introduce a tic toc
What is the default "time" passage
the closer you get to light speed, the more time stretches
would you jump a one metre gap for a dollar
no
Because we would be going minisculely faster due to the mass
but i'd jump over a dollar for a 1 meter gap.
So what is the default
why not delta
For me it's easier just to think we are in a simulation
Probability wise most likely
ok
isn't it uhh
And I can comprehend that
soft vegetables probably
nah, we're not
thank you lyric rock solid
Apart from the near infinate sub-universes
as long as pi is infinite, it's considered to be sufficient proof that we aren't in a simulation
@fiery tartan who can't jump a single meter
that's like one stride
okay a lot of people can't actually
I have small hands π¦
and as far as we know, it is infinite, so
But other universes don't need to stick to the same rules as us
Or do you mean just in-universe?
well multiple universe theory is just that, a theory
Yes
but frankly all we're ever gonna have are theories, probably
If a fact has a tiny, tiny flaw is it a theory or a fact
I might wing that for my PHD
better hurry up, it's selling out
lol
Sold, to the longest neckbeard at the back!
Good on her tbh
Aye.
Knowing her audiance :P
LOL
I wonder if richard stallman tried to sell his bathwater if they would throw him in prison.
That's the weird double edged sword in society.
it's legit, yes
so i just read up on the chat history...how is the proof of existance of irrational numbers a prove that we arent in a simulation, we have irrational numbers and could still make up a simulation where those are a thing?
But yeah, I like to just think we are in a simulation even if that logic has a flaw here or there; just something I can actually comprehend even if it isnt the truth
If gamer girl sells a jar of liquid biochemical warfare.
Then its fine
if richard stallmandoes
He goes to prison
actually removed link

didn't realise quite how lewd she was
guess i dont get an answer as always
What was your question LOL
Yeah got buried :/
that happens when you ask the wrong people, nix
so i just read up on the chat history...how is the proof of existance of irrational numbers a prove that we arent in a simulation, we have irrational numbers and could still make up a simulation where those are a thing?
i mean i just responded to you gdude
Wait.
do I look like a physicist
How do irrational numbers show we're not in a simulation ?
backing up my files abt to make a bootable usb rn @sand goblet
and physics is mostly what?
hi @tired osprey
yeah, I'm with refisio
math is easy
we can have irrational numbers here and also make up simulations which contain irrational numbers so how is the irrationality of pi a proof that we are not in a simulation
@bleak lintel hey
hopefuly vulkin works w manjaro
I just punched my wife after reading what you wrote.
At least math is standarized across the world
@lilac glade actually the assumption that math is hard causes this distinction between peopoe who are good and bad at math. SOmebody isnt simply good at math he put effort into that as well
Did it ever actually get standardized
Axioms are axioms
Or has it just been a universal language
Programming is easy
I put effort into learning math and I can still say that it's hard.
so is math
speaking english as a foreinger is hard
Math is cool but hard
what's even the definition of hard
Not easy, difficult.
Mentally/physically daunting
Math is definitely easy.
Programming is definitely hard
So was pissing on a cheerio
Um
and tying my shoes.
Here, let's rephrase
Math itself isn't hard. The application of math is, disgustingly.
We have diagnosed you with ASD
@vestal briar to who, though? it's so relative if something is daunting
Yes
don't say that here
beginners always say things are hard and experts disagree
good squishy
lol
It is harder for a unhealthy person to live longer then a healty person
yes
@vestal briar harder than for who
What
LyricLy i'm no expert.
But nothing is hard.
things just take time.
Lots of fucking time.
Yep and that encapsulates hard
I dont know a god damn thing about much.
it is harder for an unhealthy person to live longer than a healthy person than for a ... to live longer than a healthy person
You can make something easier with patiance
But i know math is pretty easy
you didn't finish the sentence
@narrow comet Want me to just copy and paste the setance with them flipped?
and won the math olymp in canada when i was 12 - 13 ?
they ugh rounded me down to 100% though lol
@vestal briar I guess
It is harder for a unhealthy person to live longer then a healty person then for a healthy person to live longer then a unhealty person
??
brb discord abt to install manjaro
that works
What's the point in being critical if the original was correct
have fun david
screw linux mint
David get ubuntu
I used to like mint
its like windows but easier to install.
but to problematic
You don't have to make an example into a comparison
Linux and Windows don't really compare.
ubuntu would have issues like mint
They don't but ubuntu i think is like windows.
Well linux and windows are completely different things
no, you made it a comparison and then didn't finish it
You don't really need to know much about the OS to jump in.
Linux is a kernel, Windows is an os
Arguably easier to use as a first OS.
Ive used ubuntu
yeah but Ubuntu sucks tho
ubuntu is ehh
easier to install sure but afterwards you get more issues
I like ubuntu personally.
to dumbed down
on the flip side is Arch which is hard to install but a breeze after
Debian is great imo.
lmao who actually likes kali
Hm learning curve ubuntu vs windows?
David O. i love kali.
gross
Ubuntu has a higher skill celing
I mean i wouldnt use it as a day to day OS LOL
Ubuntu and windows install is comparable
k bye
^
I know someone that does
you put it on a pendrive for pentesting
it's called pentesting because you do it by putting kali on a pendrive
Java dev but an annoying teenager
delete his privates
uhh
please
Before you make yourself look even worse
Nix should my game work over HTTP
no
HTTPS?
https at minimum
but then you have to get a certificate
Debug with http
the oscp ?
Obviosuly https
yeah get it from lets encrypt
but I don't even know how that works
Poor lyric
and execute it
ok so should it work over https
it probably only needs 3 calls
wait
or is it 2
POST and GET
the server sets POST and GET
@narrow comet What did you use to develop a simple language?
well I haven't made it yet
man I hate parsing in Python
gotta use parsimonious which has vague as hell errors
Use lpy
bunch of garbage
And llvmlite
lpy?
llvmlite? what?
i used to use rply back in the day
llvm implaentation for python
when i was obsessed with programming languages
it's interpreted not compiled you wild man
what for
For small languages
my thing is a bit weird, it's Haskell-style
yes i was
I can barely find a source on "lpy" existing, owez
which makes me not want to use it
I am 14 years and uh 3.5 months old
Why do I feel like i risk going to prison for life on the internet.
lets see
No wrong name
wait this lpy thing is nothing to do with parsing
it was summer 2017
you're insane
your
damn owez did you know we're nearly the same age or did we already talk about that
You are 4 months older
yes
I spent a lot of time learning webdev
first there was Lyric, he was cool before it was cool
Too much actually
Man, you guys are pretty talented.
Oh damn
I'm not going to bs i'm kind of jealous.
You are in the 2004 gang?
ye
I am march 31st so I just count myself as april
I'm way older and less skilled.
im almost 2003
LyricLy your seriously 16 ?
off by 12 days!!!!
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
what sort of maths is that
im 16 @fiery tartan
I was doing cocaine in Miami with chuck Norris in 2004.
all of your friends are 14 but most of them are 15?
I forgot either in there
try spiralling your arms around and counting how many you get before you punch yourself
LyricLy how long have you been coding for ?
...
17 hour awake + 5 hours sleep gang :/
I dont buy it.
wdym you don't buy it
you're gonna hate to learn that I'm homeschooled then
But i coined you as a CS grad student.
yeah nope
Naw good for you.
I done basic lua may 2019
You're going to do really good in life man.
ive been coding in actually normally written programming languages since ive been thirteen as well
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Nix that's awesome.
I hope I do really good in life
Mhm
I need to like take my 10 to a 1 though on this server now.
what?
what?
lmao
jinx
lol
CURSED
I'm so used to efnet IRC where the average person is a 40 year old drug addict with a safe full of 0day.
if you like IRC
Yep there are a ton of suprisingly young programmers here
youll like @gentle moss
a safeful of 0-day exploits just sitting around?
there are surprisingly young programmers everywhere
in other news my painkillers are slowly stopping to take effect and im gonna bang my head against a pillow or something in a few mins
yay
why are you in pain
If I added your age to nix's i'd still be old enough to hook up with your mom.
wisdom teeth my friend
Python is a hip language now, being used less for beginner cs in a ratio to normal devs
lol
(guess what is today π)
third
yes
LyricLy there's no way, are your parents CS people then ?
nope
man...
oh uh actually my mum was
What
hah cool.
My great uncle was a cs man
my mom has got a math diploma and worked in some numerical computing
Some people are just interested in it.
but my dad isnt really into cs
(and to be honest my mum hated her programming job :p)
My mom was a social worker and my dad is, uh, idek.
My dad worked on Unix at bell labs
But stopped once he got a job instantly just because he put "learning a* cert" on cv
That's awesome
Yeah he was the janitor.
the pathing algorithm?
Hah
in my game there are only 64 different characters
6-bit
I removed a bunch of them
That hacking game ?
because hackers don't use capital letters
no, Nix, I didn't, that's still the way the hacking works
I want to see lyrics source code
π
I sacrifice write speed for docstrings and maintainability
there's a "stream database" now that stores stream files
it takes like one minute to access it so it doesn't get abused
Man
the way you hack someone now is if you get their user ID
Why is so much code I see just a ton of undocumented functions with no docs?
Im astonished at how smart you are still...
once you have the id you use stmdb list <id>
and it gives you all their streams and you find the stdin and stdout ones
and then you do stdm get <stdin> and stdm get <stdout> to get the files
then you use your hacker script that you preferably have already made to use the streams and haxx0r
@vestal briar two reasons
- some people literally dont give a shit about maintainability
- some code is actually not meant to be changed
lyrics game is just a massive click interface
Yes
- if you don't document the function you can't be fired
Some one needs to make a malware game.
Where was that article
i think its called reality @fiery tartan
reverse malware?
reverse engineer malware or just reverse it into doing your bidding
reverse engineer malware
It said to make a shit-ton of undocumented functions only you knew how to use
i think at least
Like most would just be returns
Speaking of security learning
hydra π€
That's hydra
hello
nah
yeah
its not hydra
YouTube just started banning educational hacking and phishing videos
Not hydra
it was something with a g
gdude i heard that's so dumb man.
That is a network cracking tool
Cain?
No
ooooooh
it was gyhdra
Hydra
lol
some shit highlighted me.....
Nix awakened the cracken
I'm going to be taking the salivate challenge where I transform water into 100% saliva
Oops I named him
@narrow comet That is called drinking water and spitting it out once it has been digested
digested?
Name for intaking and filtering water for nutriants
neck
I agree
i got far too much things i wanna learn piled up by now
does anyone agree that my hacking game is gonna be the best thing ever
no
How do all of you learn topics so fast
I agree.
it sounds horrible
look I'm just trying to garner hype so I can make it
the stream approach is horrible
don't knock it until you try it
@vestal briar idk it seems to be a random integer of how fast you go
mention me
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
@vestal briar basically i bang my head against google github and everything else until i get it
I take the thorough approch to learning :/
for programming that is
natural languages
^
but why i am i ....
[robot questioning existance]
Someone said robot
i have no time for arseholes
Hi raggy's selfbot!
are you guys running legit selfbots
Hit me
okay, peace.
Or am I
selfbots often have a feature where they ping you if someone says a certain keyword @vestal briar
so it could be one
@narrow comet
right so before gdude said that as pi has an infinite amount of digits after the comma thats a proof we are not in a simulation and when i doubted that said that he isnt a physicst
hot
I do ML a lot, you never know if I'm just a chatbot
Nix
@narrow comet TRIGGERED
irrational numbers
yes i know
have nothing to do with complex numbers.
Lmfao what
well they do kind of.
What
but youre just allowed to use it for cv @proper dune
But the proof for the square root of 2 being irrational
@fiery tartan when did i say that?
yes that is what im trying to argue
I actually figured out a way to prove we're not in a simulation
Go
oh dear
What does the number of digits have to do with being in a simulation
Nothing.
Infinite systems only exist as a thought.
i think he thinks that as they have to store infintie digits after a comma its impossible to do
Everything is finite in its state.
I forgot what it was and I am currently trying to find where I talked about this
matisssaaaaaa
man
lol
I did a floating point calculator in ASM
and wanted to kill my self.
while True:
print("hi")
``` Doesn't mean I have to write `print("hi")` infinatly
assume the simulators live in a world exactly like this one and thus also have pi
why would they not be able to simulate pi
No
it means while your in state one
stay in state one until something tells you not to
can i interbut?
yues
yes
no
yeah
well i'm waiting for you
yes
yes
you should take a second
have a moment to yourself
just....
a little peace......
and then?
just, sit.
listen to your peace.
my peace?
I will listen to my PC
i will listen to my laptop
i wonder wether bisk is drunk atm
uiwt
what?
still doesnt answer my question but sure
I cant answer your question it would take me 3 years π¦
do they matter?
bisk is certainly not okay
i mean he's already been drinking on stream I bet he didnt stop after :p
well hell
hello
you all get too hype on your shit.
just..... mellow
who what where?
Lol @ a cat riding a unicorn
That's a pretty cool gif.
I'd better get back to what I was working on =\
Nix i'm learning python.
I've been coding in python for almost 2 days now.
before what ?
what were you doing 2 days earlier
Buying books on how to code in python
i see
I might have had lunch to
speaking of which
i am not exactly sure if this qualifies as lunch on my current sleeping schedule
but im gonna get something to eat
i dont suck at math but okay
lol i'm just buggin you nix.
π
awe jesus christ
getting mobbed on a python server
the fact that you knew that.
makes you the coolest person i've met online in years.
that's awesome LOL
we actually got a sender here which basically lives of sending big bang theory lol
lol nice.
One of the physics labs at the university has this 'team of grad students' that have big bang posters everywhere.
you go into there offices and looks like a big bang fan club
lol
It's a good show.
The girl on it, 'im at a loss for her name' has a PHD.
She's the real deal.
Penny i think ?
I dont watch tv really so =\
ahh word
See of course you knew lol
K i'm gonna be working for penny's if i dont learn python in the next 24 hours
shes actually the only character with an irl phd
and she even has it in neuro science
jesus
just like in the show
i mean you dont just stop to learn python at some point really
the eco system around it is already too massive for one person to contain really
I need to know enough python to look up what I need in order to build tools.
I've have a background in programming so i'm just trying to learn the syntax and figure out the documentation.
@vestal briar yeah rply is really nice when it comes to basic stuff right?
Easiest to think of it as working pseudocode
Yeah
Just made a really basic print statement
Just following the basic https://blog.usejournal.com/writing-your-own-programming-language-and-compiler-with-python-a468970ae6df tutorial
Then will dive deeper
First time
yay !
Would like to use llvm
Very cool.
writing compilers is fun
I have a design layed out for my final language
until you get to the point where the JVM doesnt want to cope with your idea of a module anymore and you rage quit
You ever looked at theory of automata ?
If I specialize in it, i'll learn the proper uses with C
@fiery tartan been forced to at school :p
I love C .
there's a server for programming language theory
I know basic C
there are many lyricly
I'm a god with C.
well there's only one I know
im good with rust i guess
I'd really like to do more with it
C is such a great language though.
But don't have an excuse
hmmm
searching "programming language theory discord" only gives one result
Rust would be more my style anyway :/
i should grab out that annoying bit hack from a c program i didnt get the other day
and ask you what it does
Oh no not bitwise!
I wrote a recursive 3sat solver in c not to long ago
bit ops are nice
Nix
yes?
@sand goblet holy crap manjaro is nice
didnt realize manjaro was kali you win lmao @fiery tartan
and i could probably figure out what it does but anyways
for c in 0..8 {
if byte << c & 0x80 == 0 {
return 0;
}
else {
return 1;
}
}
@fiery tartan explain!
<< is a bit shift yeah ?
uhu
yeah manjaro is arch but nobody tried to trick you
0x80 = 1000
no?
yeah just three zeroes :p
It's basicaly sayuing "are this and this the same ?
also return 0 return 1
is dumb
i replaced it
just return if byte << c & 0x80 == 0
so ive never used arch how tf do I add respotories
1 & 1 = 1, 0 & 1 = 0 0 & 0 = 0
and applications
i am aware of logical operations
i am fully aware of what is happening here
not just why it is done
but whyyyyy
Um lets say your writing something for the kern
and why do people never explain their embedded c code!!!
"this would never happen they would use a circular queue"
and you wanted to know when an event like me pressing down on the ikbd was
it's going to have a break and a make code
what do you need to add repositories for you just started
you could 'store' that in a bit field
also you're running manjaro not arch
And mask it off after
no no i mean in my use case
its some protocl implemented in software which is a horrible horrible mutation of i2c
man, python is such a clean language i swear to god it belongs on a grand stage in the universe.
I'm so happy with my decision here.
define clean
Solid community great language tons of resources and a never ending stream of cool things i can make.
Its just clean, i dont know how to define that.
aha
look down into #esoteric-python to let yourself get convinced of the opposite of beautiful and clean :p
This video shows my even more improved CPU used in a full-fledged computer simulated in Logisim. This is based on the 16 instruction microprocessor I designe...
Logisim is great.
yup
@foggy lichen Manjaro is great, yeah. Why I recommended it. :P
hey @torn ridge, what's your opinion on protonmail?
I don't see a benefit over regular encrypted email.
Your keys won't really be your own will they.
I can think of a couple
Your keys are encrypted
That's why if you reset your password, you lose all your mail
(unless you remember it)
the problem with GPG and email encryption is that it's not user-friendly
Hey gdude π
hey hey
i dunno, i literally signed up yesterday
That's the problem protonmail solves, I think
my main issue, is the 4 billion accounts i have associated with gmail
i did see that firefox has introduced DNS over HTTP, which is quite nice
i mean HTTPS
yeah, the UK's internet provider trade association has them shortlisted for internet villain because of that
yupyup i saw the tweet yesterday!
although if you use adguard you can enforce secure DNS on your network anyway
im still using pihole π
:P
I have been thinking of moving to protonmail
at least moving my domain email there
i gave it a go (the free account)
but literally all my accounts are registered to gmail so moving them would be a total pain
id like to totally ditch it, but damn
i also signed up for bitwarden, but dont know if i'll use it anyway
A password manager is always a good idea, especially an encrypted one like bitwarden
i remember all my passwords anyways
i use passwords i can, each one is unique
My memory isn't good enough to remember 50 odd passwords.
it's not so much about uniqueness as plausible deniability
I blocked my debit card because I forgot my password and used too much attempts
π€·
So I just remember a single 90 character one.
they can't force you to give them your passwords if you can't remember them
They can try though.
yep
Brute Force
Urgh, lucky mionin managed to escape her lesson, 2 hours of a government led lesson on "British Values"
but yes, protonmail seems ok, unfortunately i cant think of an easy way to switch over
Protonmail's security lies in the people using it
The problem with email security isn't always in the storage
It's an inherantly insecure transfer protocol - SMTP, that is
i wish there was way of eaily changing all my registration emails
but god, it would take HOURS to transfer them all
I would keep both emails and move things as I noticed them
yeah that could be a good plan
im still a bit nervous about switching
Ooo i did write a nice lil python script the other day, that updated my dns
if __name__ == "__main__":
while True:
new_ip = requests.get("https://api.ipify.org").text
if new_ip != params['ip']:
params['ip'] = new_ip
requests.get(url, params=params)
print(f"Ip changed and set to {new_ip}")
time.sleep(60 * 5)
God damn, i love my 2fa program!
just sits there in the taskbar, and automatically copies the code to the clipboard
its like authy, but not stored in their servers
even imports the QR code too for you!
Cool
@sand goblet thoughts on vpn providers
Bitwarden does that too
I don't use a vpn
If I did, I'd host it myself with softether
i use digibitvpn Β£2 a month!
What do you need a VPN for?
Do you use them for their pricing or any other reasons?
Ah, they are located in a country where they are not obligated to keep logs for example?

