ot1-perplexing-regexing

[wet steppe]

If you export a military part to england I think that's fine

[gentle moss]

yeah but looking at the state of exports as it stands

it's not good

i'm reading the google translate of this site and i can't seem to find anything about dismantling the army

lots of these policies are just general left wing type things anyhow

[languid kelp]

can't imagine it would be taken seriously either way

[plucky ridge]

This is still going in a rather bad direction, guys

[wet steppe]

The want to replace the army with flute players

[plucky ridge]

Can we go to something a bit more light hearted?

[wet steppe]

Who
Like
Cheesecake

[lone otter]

cheesecake ok

[plucky ridge]

Cheesecake, puppies

Just not politics

[summer rampart]

omg that reminds me of something

[wet steppe]

No i actually don't like dogs

No puppies

[plucky ridge]

Kittens then

[gentle moss]

i can say i sort of now regret eating an entire packet of camembert

but only slightly

[plucky ridge]

Or guinea pigs

[wet steppe]

Yeah kittens

[plucky ridge]

Guinea pigs are awesome

[gentle moss]

apparently delicious too

[plucky ridge]

So I've heard

I'd try it, just not my own

[gentle moss]

i'd give it a go

[sand goblet]

you didn't eat a packet of camembert

you ate a camembert

[gentle moss]

fine

but it comes in a packet

[plucky ridge]

Benadict Camembert?

[gentle moss]

a box.

[plucky ridge]

https://tenor.com/n3cy.gif

[gentle moss]

is a camembert an object in its own right?

[plucky ridge]

This is an image of the inside of my head

[tame terrace]

his full name is Benedict Quincy Cumberbatch, @plucky ridge. Benny Q. Cumber to his friends.

[sand goblet]

of course it is

[plucky ridge]

Of which he has none

[gentle moss]

it's actually worse than that

[plucky ridge]

So if you call him that he will destroy you

[gentle moss]

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch

[oak tangle]

can it get any worse?

[plucky ridge]

Why does that cucumber have a reservoir tip?

[gentle moss]

hah

for sex education lessons

bananas are so last decade

[plucky ridge]

I think they'll make a comeback

[vague shuttle]

Isnt it common knowledge that, that is how they look?

[tame terrace]

in norway we actually removed one of the na's to punish the banana

[plucky ridge]

True, I often see them with little arms and eyes in the supermarket

[sand goblet]

there may be something wrong with you, gal

[gentle moss]

ban a bana

[tame terrace]

so over here it's just banaaan.

[gentle moss]

banaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[plucky ridge]

At the copa, copa banana

[gentle moss]

because you scream for them

[tame terrace]

yes, you call for them

[plucky ridge]

I'm very tired

[tame terrace]

"banaaan? banaaaaan?"

where aaare yoooou?

[vague shuttle]

@sand goblet Says the one doing the tulpa thingy 😉

[sand goblet]

that experiment is already over, as I said

:P

[vague shuttle]

You cant erase the past

[oak tangle]

bananene

[vague shuttle]

But yes

[plucky ridge]

Play nice, kids

[sand goblet]

try me

[tame terrace]

winkysmiley tonguesmiley jab jab jab

[vague shuttle]

I do not always understand sarcasm

[plucky ridge]

Lemon

[tame terrace]

hemlock said light hearted.

[oak tangle]

banana bread

[tame terrace]

you don't wanna mess with hemlock

[plucky ridge]

Don't put tongue and jab in the same sentence

It seems...

[oak tangle]

who likes banana bread

[plucky ridge]

Um

[sand goblet]

haha

[wet steppe]

Hemlock is the Terminator

[vague shuttle]

Banana bread ❤

[plucky ridge]

Right now I'm the Napinator

[sand goblet]

never had, sounds great

[tame terrace]

yes bananabread is amazing

[plucky ridge]

True

[tame terrace]

make it with old bananas

[plucky ridge]

Even people who aren't huge on bananas can enjoy it

[wet steppe]

Too much carbs

[oak tangle]

Ever had baked bananas?

[gentle moss]

you call for them and they come running like

[sand goblet]

yes

don't like

[gentle moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojl2KLCGT4I&t=1m41s

[vague shuttle]

yes with nutella

❤

[rough sapphire]

hello guys ceil ad round do the same things ?

and*

[plucky ridge]

For some reason when you said baked bananas it made me think of Breath of the Wild

[tame terrace]

deep fried banana is also

[oak tangle]

Like in Pisang Goreng

[sand goblet]

ceil and round? No

[tame terrace]

@rough sapphire you should try a help channel

[oak tangle]

Which just means baked banana

but

[wet steppe]

Fried Plantain is so awesome

[gentle moss]

fruit bounces, it does not roll

[plucky ridge]

Plantains are the ones that you straight up have to cook first, right?

[gentle moss]

so therefore, it does not bread

[sand goblet]

@rough sapphire Pleeeease use a help channel, there's six of them

[gentle moss]

banana bread is a misnomer

[sand goblet]

I don't like to DM strangers, nothing personal

[vague shuttle]

I just realised I have been in this chat channel like constantly, since lunc (3 ½h)

[plucky ridge]

Otherwise it causes crazy stomach issues?

[wet steppe]

Plantain needs frying in olive oil

[plucky ridge]

Which one am I thinking of....

Karo

That's what it was

If it's not prepared properly apparently it's like eating fiberglass

Learned that from Dirty Jobs

[tame terrace]

oh man

don't eat fiberglass

[vague shuttle]

lol

[sand goblet]

like drinking poison, like eating glass

[plucky ridge]

No wait

Taro

[tame terrace]

I worked for a fiberoptic ISP once upon a time

[plucky ridge]

Not karo

[sand goblet]

Don't eat yellow snow

[tame terrace]

and one of the on-site guys told me a story about how scary the glass inside of fiberoptic cables is

[gentle moss]

sharp and stabby

[tame terrace]

because it's so incredibly thin, right

[vague shuttle]

Dont eat green cheese

[plucky ridge]

Oh jesus

[sand goblet]

you could breathe it, yeah

we had to deal with that in chemistry

[plucky ridge]

Well and it'd easily enter your skin

[tame terrace]

it can be carried around in your bloodstream

[plucky ridge]

-shudders-

[gentle moss]

ouch

[tame terrace]

so one guy got some in his hands

and like six months later, it came out behind his ear

[plucky ridge]

Jeeeeeeesus

[gentle moss]

ooooofffffff

[tame terrace]

you definitely do not wanna mess with that

[sand goblet]

yeah it's not good stuff

[plucky ridge]

Well, it is good stuff

Just not bare handed

[gentle moss]

but fiberglass insulation isn't as bad

[plucky ridge]

Only because it's behind a wall

[gentle moss]

that's basically candyfloss to a glass eater

[plucky ridge]

They still usually have masks on when installing that stuff, though

[sand goblet]

yeah, it's like snow to a snoweater

[gentle moss]

i've had to tussle with some fiberglass

really itchy

for obvious reasons

[plucky ridge]

That would be the glass entering your flesh

Yeah

[gentle moss]

put some down in my mum's loft with decent protective gloves on

[plucky ridge]

And yes, I do consider fiberglass entering your flesh more light hearted than politics

[gentle moss]

but was in a t-shirt

[plucky ridge]

Oh yikes

Yeah that's a bit of a miscalculation

[sand goblet]

politics can be light hearted

[plucky ridge]

Only if everyone agrees

[sand goblet]

in canada, it's illegal to drive with a moose in your passenger seat

[gentle moss]

that's not politics, that's legislature

[tame terrace]

that's a pretty sensible law

[plucky ridge]

I don't count silly old laws under politics

[sand goblet]

which comes from what, bisk?

[gentle moss]

also it's obvious that law exists because someone did it

[tame terrace]

it's not a silly old law

[plucky ridge]

What if it's a baby moose?

[tame terrace]

canadians hunt. a lot.

[plucky ridge]

In like

A little carrier

[tame terrace]

and sometimes you need to transport a moose home

[plucky ridge]

Sitting like a person

[tame terrace]

but you should not do that in the passenger seat.

[gentle moss]

i guess it doesn't specify LIVE moose

[sand goblet]

it doesn't, yeah

:P

[plucky ridge]

Fair point

[gentle moss]

what if a moose steps into the road and it goes through the passenger side of the windscreen

[plucky ridge]

I'm mainly enjoying imagining a baby moose just hanging out in the front seat

[gentle moss]

ends up in the seat

[vague shuttle]

then u are most likely not driving anymore

[tame terrace]

yeah and then the mounted police ride in

and arrest you

[gentle moss]

hah

[plucky ridge]

Well put

[gentle moss]

nah, moose are a weird thing to hit

you take out their legs which aren't that damaging

[plucky ridge]

Uhh

[gentle moss]

then they fly through the windscreen

like deer

car would still be drivable

[tame terrace]

yes. and kill everyone in the car

[plucky ridge]

Did you not see that MythBusters episode?

[wet steppe]

Moose squish car

[gentle moss]

yeah but that's my point, they go up the bonnet

they don't cause serious damage to the FRONT of the car

[plucky ridge]

Yes, you cut the legs out from under them, then you have a few hundred pounds of moose that is still technically at a stand still waiting to cleave the top section of your car off

[sand goblet]

in ireland, there is a legal requirement that eggs in transit may be inspected at any moment

[vague shuttle]

who cares about the car in that scenario, like really lol

[gentle moss]

so the engine / brakes and steering are still intact

[sand goblet]

by a member of that part of the government

[gentle moss]

boom

you can still drive it

[plucky ridge]

I mean...

You'd be dead, but the car is fine?

[gentle moss]

i'm technically correct

[sand goblet]

in northern ireland, it's illegal to go to the cinema on sundays

[gentle moss]

i mean what if the moose was facing forward?

[vague shuttle]

"Ah my wife is dead, but atleast the car is running"

[plucky ridge]

You're still pretty fucked

[sand goblet]

due to a law enacted as recently as 1991

[gentle moss]

the church doesn't like the filims gdude

[sand goblet]

northern ireland

[tame terrace]

is that true?

[sand goblet]

northern.

[plucky ridge]

"Down with this sort of thing"

[sand goblet]

yes it's true

[gentle moss]

awww

haha

[sand goblet]

technically you can be hit with a £50 fine for it

lol

[tame terrace]

so what, the cinemas just close shop on sundays then

[plucky ridge]

PLEASE tell me someone got that reference

[gentle moss]

what if they DON'T

[sand goblet]

I got it

[gentle moss]

it's not illegal to RUN a cinema

[plucky ridge]

❤

[gentle moss]

i got it too

d/w

[plucky ridge]

I love that show

[sand goblet]

well the specific wording is that it "prohibits anyone from taking Sunday trips to watch a movie at the cinema"

so you could like walk

or go shopping first

[plucky ridge]

So it's specifically about making a day of it?

[sand goblet]

Yeah, I guess so

lol

[gentle moss]

i wonder if anyone's been prosecuted for it

[plucky ridge]

OH, so fun one

[vague shuttle]

such a weird law.

[sand goblet]

suicide also used to be illegal in Ireland

up until 1964, the punishment for committing suicide was hanging

[vague shuttle]

It still is in many parts of the world

[sand goblet]

you can't make this shit up lol

[gentle moss]

london's got some dumb ones too

[plucky ridge]

If you only have your diver's permit where you have to have someone over the age of 18 who has their license in the vehicle in order for you to legally be able to drive, that person doesn't have to be conscious

[gentle moss]

like it's illegal to look suspicious with a salmon

[hard flint]

For attempting to commit, or for committing?

[sand goblet]

for committing

Lol yeah, the salmon law is a good one

[hard flint]

wouldn't the hanging be pointless then?

[plucky ridge]

In Missouri in the US, anyway

[gentle moss]

Salmon Act 1986. The Salmon Act 1986 is an Act of Parliament of the United Kingdom, passed in 1986, which regulates salmon fishery. It is frequently cited in lists of absurd or unusual laws, since it contains a provision making it illegal to "handle salmon in suspicious circumstances".```

[sand goblet]

that's the point I'm making, ITR

[gentle moss]

look shady while walking around with a plate of sushi and you could be in trouble

[sand goblet]

for something a little less light hearted, we got a law in 2009

[hard flint]

but, like, hanging on attempt makes some sense, but after they're already dead i guess if they want to ruin the corpse or something?

[sand goblet]

it made it illegal to "insult someone's religion"

[tame terrace]

oh the salmon act

that reminds me of

[sand goblet]

while it technically applies to everyone, it's only really enforced against publishing journalists

[tame terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDBzi0n9Fxg

this

[sand goblet]

and carries a fine of up to €25,000

[tame terrace]

super relevant video

[gentle moss]

hah

[sand goblet]

I think we have one about every man studying at Trinity having to carry his sword around on the grounds

but I can't remember the exact wording

[gentle moss]

it's illegal for a pub owner to allow anyone to get drunk in the pub

[plucky ridge]

Pop culture has ruined me. When you said Trinity, I instantly thought of the Matrix

[sand goblet]

haha

yeah, I meant trinity college in dublin

[plucky ridge]

Yeah I gathered after my brain had a "Hem, you're a dumbass" moment

[gentle moss]

it's also illegal to sell alcohol to a drunk person

[plucky ridge]

That's common

There's a point where a bartender is supposed to cut someone off so they don't end up poisoning themselves

I think

[gentle moss]

well it's in the alcohol licensing act

[plucky ridge]

Most likely

[gentle moss]

pub owner can't allow people to get drunk, can't sell drunk people booze

[plucky ridge]

I'm just not overly familiar with that stuff

[sand goblet]

makes sense, really

[plucky ridge]

Most of my drinking is alone

Or was in any case

[sand goblet]

Mine would be if I drank, lol

[gentle moss]

it makes sense, but it's clearly not enforced

[plucky ridge]

Probably is more enforced when there's a death due to it

[gentle moss]

apparently it's illegal to be drunk and in charge of a cow in scotland

i mean that makes sense, but i wondered what happened

drunk farmer trying to move some cows

[plucky ridge]

A drunk cowboy was riding his horse home on the highway, got pulled over, and managed to get out of a DUI by explaining that the horse knew the way home

That's an actual thing that happened

In Texas I believe

[gentle moss]

hah

self riding horse

[plucky ridge]

I mean it makes sense, they're smart animals

[vague shuttle]

Very much possible aswell

@tame terrace Great link btw, had a good laugh

[rough sapphire]

@sand goblet They dont use euros anymore UK exit from EU in 2016 and they got back to their currency pound 💷

[vague shuttle]

well they are not official out of EU yet

[rough sapphire]

No

i mean

when you say about that guy getting a free of 25l euros

he was in the frount of the bukingam palance

yes but he was in uk

[sand goblet]

it had nothing to do with the video

[oak tangle]

UK is officially still in the EU, but has never used the Euro

[gentle moss]

it's literally an exception we demanded

[rough sapphire]

yes but you say that he would get a 25k penalty

[gentle moss]

and got

[hard flint]

Uk is being kind of a bad team-player, tbh, smh

[gentle moss]

like many others

[hard flint]

jk jk

[gentle moss]

a.k.a. the best deal in the EU

[vague shuttle]

I dont blame them

Who wants people outside of your own country to make ur countries laws

[rough sapphire]

They exit becose they dont fell coneted of the other eu countries

i MAY BE wrong

idk

[sand goblet]

I said nothing about the video

[gentle moss]

that's not how the european union or international trade deals work

and i'm out

o/

[rough sapphire]

you said about the guy

[sand goblet]

I was talking about the law stating you can't insult someone's religion

[oak tangle]

haha

[rough sapphire]

lol

[sand goblet]

like it was literally right above

are you trying to tell me what I was talking about?

[vague shuttle]

Listen to him gdude

[oak tangle]

but, @gentle moss, don't be actually sensible when it comes to debating; where's all the fun in that?

[vague shuttle]

He seems to know his stuff

[sand goblet]

he clearly has no idea lol

[gentle moss]

@oak tangle it's easier to be an idiot and bark nonsense, i should give that a go for a while. at least it would be a change to the usual script

[hard flint]

@vague shuttle Who wants people outside their property to make laws applicable on their property?

[gentle moss]

¬_¬

[rough sapphire]

gdudeToday at 4:34 PM
and carries a fine of up to €25,000 @sand goblet

[gentle moss]

READ

[rough sapphire]

ok

[gentle moss]

UP

[oak tangle]

gdude lives in Ireland, where they do use the euro.

[vague shuttle]

@hard flint Well there is a big difference

[gentle moss]

he's also talking about an IRISH law

[hard flint]

what's the big difference?

[gentle moss]

unrelated to the video.

[hard flint]

other than the scale, ig

[gentle moss]

and fyi no other country gets to decide the laws it's a group of all those countries deciding mutually beneficial laws.

in fact a lot of nations have pure veto power to tell the legislature to fuck right off

as the UK does with tax avoidance legislation

[oak tangle]

it's easier to treat the EU as some foreign entity so you can say that everything bad comes from "outside"

[rough sapphire]

look moldova has transnistria that un dont regonize it as a country but they have different currencry that guy was in london so he gets 25 pound pentalty

[vague shuttle]

@hard flint Well first of, it is your own country men. Secondly u dont have a big group of foreigners deciding for you.

[gentle moss]

we ELECT people into the fecking EU

jesus.

[rough sapphire]

if he was in irland he would get 25k euro penalty

[gentle moss]

it's a DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTION

[sand goblet]

you're not listening

there's literally no point in talking to you lol

[plucky ridge]

I step away for literally a moment

[gentle moss]

yeah.

[sand goblet]

I just showed you a screenshot

xD

[gentle moss]

i'm out.

[plucky ridge]

And we're back to politics

[vague shuttle]

lol

[plucky ridge]

Guys come on

[vague shuttle]

Not my fault this time I swear

[plucky ridge]

No I know

I'm going to have to institute a "Kitten only" policy from time to time

[sand goblet]

I'm allergic sorry

[plucky ridge]

When things get too heated or on the path to being a tire fire

[hard flint]

it was already politics when i joined, so i thought that was okay, lol

[rough sapphire]

@sand goblet oh lel so you din't refer to the vid lol

[vague shuttle]

I am also cat allergic

[sand goblet]

that's what I've been saying this whole time

[rough sapphire]

soory 😦

[plucky ridge]

Hypoallergenic cats then

[sand goblet]

that isn't a perfect solution

[plucky ridge]

It's fine, I don't mind it being discussed but it tends to get over heated incredibly fast

[sand goblet]

really depends on the person vs the breed

[vague shuttle]

Y I dont like cats either so

[sand goblet]

and I ain't gonna risk it

[plucky ridge]

That's my only gripe about us doing politics here

[rough sapphire]

ok no soory better ???

[oak tangle]

Are you allergic to pictures of cats, too, gdude?

[sand goblet]

No just cats in general

[oak tangle]

or the mention of cats?

[plucky ridge]

"Kitten only" is just a concept

[oak tangle]

a

[vague shuttle]

Can we have a sterile channel instead?

[hard flint]

@vague shuttle Why would I care about somebody that just happens to have a citizenship in the same country as me, any more than i would care about somebody that just so happens to not have a citizenship in the same country as me?

[vague shuttle]

So I can breathe normally

[sand goblet]

hey man

[plucky ridge]

So like

[sand goblet]

asthma's a bitch

haha

[plucky ridge]

Vasectomies?

[urban garden]

lol

[plucky ridge]

Oh no wait

Different sterile

[vague shuttle]

lol

[urban garden]

my tulpa wants to eat me

[vague shuttle]

y I was thinking more of a sterile room channel

Everything pg-13 and sfw

[plucky ridge]

Oh I know but I couldn't let that joke go to waste

[oak tangle]

Okay, has anyone got any suggestions for dinner?

[urban garden]

pizza

[plucky ridge]

Curry

[oak tangle]

pizzacurry, got it

[plucky ridge]

Rice pilaf

[vague shuttle]

Chickpea and coconut milk

with rice

[urban garden]

pizza curry with coconut milk

[vague shuttle]

and vegetables

[sand goblet]

Groooow up Marshall

[plucky ridge]

A human hand

[urban garden]

what @sand goblet

xD

[oak tangle]

Curry sounds like a good idea

[sand goblet]

y'aint funny

[oak tangle]

Although I make that all the time

[urban garden]

I think its funny

[plucky ridge]

Guys

[sand goblet]

you're the only one, fella

[oak tangle]

okay, let's not argue

[urban garden]

no my tulpa is with me

[plucky ridge]

I really don't want to have to start putting people in corners, but I sure as hell will

[sand goblet]

mate, you literally accused everyone having that conversation earlier of being drug addicts

gtfo

[hard flint]

Courners are fun

you can climb up them sometimes

[urban garden]

xD

[vague shuttle]

@oak tangle Chickpeas (or any kind of pea/bean) with peanuts, coconut milk, vegetables and rice. Delicious, healthy, cheap and gut filling

[plucky ridge]

But not the inverted kind

[urban garden]

i didnt say drug addicted

[plucky ridge]

I swear to god I can't type

Either that or my keyboard isn't registering some of my key presses

[hard flint]

~~

[plucky ridge]

They're picking the most boring person in the world to try to censor

[sand goblet]

not worth my time.

Chickpeas are an interesting ingredient, tbh

[oak tangle]

yes

[urban garden]

lmao

[sand goblet]

I have some chickpea pasta at home

[plucky ridge]

And good in a lot of things

[sand goblet]

not like, pasta with chickpeas, but pasta made of chickpeas

although honestly it doesn't taste any different

[plucky ridge]

I'd try it

[vague shuttle]

Or if u are lazy, bread with hummus mixed with siracha and some salt n pepper

[urban garden]

but talking bout food is worth your time xDD

[plucky ridge]

Marshall, stop

[sand goblet]

at least food is interesting

[plucky ridge]

Gdude, stop

[urban garden]

✌

[oak tangle]

High five.

[plucky ridge]

We good? Good

[oak tangle]

Anyway, chickpeas sound interesting.

I think I'm going to cook with those

[vague shuttle]

Y u can make so much with it

[sand goblet]

Chickpeas are good because puppadoms

change my mind

[vague shuttle]

I ate it actually today at lunch it was disappointing

[plucky ridge]

Hummus

[vague shuttle]

first time

[sand goblet]

I've actually never tried hummus

[vague shuttle]

U should

Its really nice

[sand goblet]

What's it taste like?

[plucky ridge]

Hummus with roasted garlic... god it's so good

Hard to describe

[vague shuttle]

Well it garlic and oil in it

[plucky ridge]

It tastes like hummus

[vague shuttle]

more or less

[sand goblet]

I mean I've gotta be honest, roasted garlic

[oak tangle]

Hummus is okay. I'm not a big fan

[sand goblet]

I'd take that on its own too

[oak tangle]

But, garlic is great

[vague shuttle]

But there is different flavours aswell. In my local store I have like 3-4 different types of hummus

[oak tangle]

So, it can probably make hummus acceptable

[sand goblet]

You own a store too?

[vague shuttle]

Some with basil, some with paprika and chili and some with garlic

[plucky ridge]

There's also a lot of dessert hummuses

For some reason

[oak tangle]

yeah, we've got a couple of varieties as well

[plucky ridge]

Haven't been willing to try them yet

[oak tangle]

since all the health bloggers promote hummus

[vague shuttle]

@sand goblet Was typing to fast

[oak tangle]

and people want to cash in

[sand goblet]

:>

[vague shuttle]

https://sevan.se/produkter/#filter=Röror

these are the ones I can buy

[sand goblet]

7.se

[vague shuttle]

There is beets, (the red) and green peas(the green)

vitlök is garlic

[gentle moss]

hummus is the avocado of 5 years ago

[sand goblet]

well avocado sucks

so this is worth a go

[gentle moss]

rest my case

[vague shuttle]

y it is high in calories and quite tasteless

[sand goblet]

it just tastes like grass to me

[gentle moss]

also it can lead to plastic surgery

[sand goblet]

I'll have to take your word for that one

[gentle moss]

it's all in the 👍

[sand goblet]

I'm on a server full of these

lol

[gentle moss]

"avocado thumb"

caused by idiots with knives

[plucky ridge]

"avacadno"

[sand goblet]

🥑 👍

[plucky ridge]

Man my material is lacking today

[sand goblet]

oh yeah let's get this machete and

THWACK

well shit I just cut the seed in half

[gentle moss]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/may/10/avocado-hand-why-the-fruit-has-become-a-health-hazard

[plucky ridge]

Because people don't know how to cook

[gentle moss]

or handle knives

[sand goblet]

Hey bisk

do you, too, have a giant cleaver you never use?

[gentle moss]

no

[sand goblet]

we do

I have no idea why

[gentle moss]

i have resisted that urge

[vague shuttle]

Thats stupid, everyone knows u smack the knife into the core and simply twists and pop its out

[gentle moss]

because i will never cut huge amounts of meat off the bone

and even if i did

[sand goblet]

no

[gentle moss]

a large sharp knife is just as good

[sand goblet]

it's for cutting the bone

[gentle moss]

you know what i mean

when am i gonna have the leg of a fricking cow in my kitchen

[vague shuttle]

uiff

[gentle moss]

it wouldn't fit on the bloody side

[sand goblet]

hey man you never know

someday you may actually own that house

[vague shuttle]

I wanted to make a joke but I know that many here are afraid of jokes towards women

[sand goblet]

and then turn it into a butcher

[gentle moss]

and i'd tell you to not call my gf a cow mate

:P

[sand goblet]

hahaha goddamn

you made that burn yourself

[vague shuttle]

😄

[sand goblet]

I hope she doesn't come here

:P

[gentle moss]

got more sense.

[sand goblet]

haha

[vague shuttle]

Holy shit, sitting here finding companys that are somehow works with cloud and basically every company has "come here we havea stable and secure cloud system bla bla bla"

Cloud is the new fly

[sand goblet]

well it is useful for a lot of things

[vague shuttle]

y but its everywhere

[gentle moss]

well of course it is

Office 365 and G Suite are cloud services, for example

[sand goblet]

wrong definition of cloud

[gentle moss]

a lot of places are just using other cloud services and building on top of that

the edges are always a bit hard to define, they're all fluffy and ambiguous

[vague shuttle]

eh gonna be semi afk, leaving work now.

[sand goblet]

I think he meant stuff like AWS and k8s though

[gentle moss]

probably. my point was everything is cloud something now.

[sand goblet]

Oh, sure.

[wet steppe]

whats G Suite

[gentle moss]

Office 365 but Google

[wet steppe]

ooh

google docs

[gentle moss]

Docs, Drive, Gmail, etc

wrapped up in a business style package

oh shit

apparently the weed killer RoundUp causes cancer

i have used that more than once

[wet steppe]

everything causes cancer

The official classification of glyphosate is group 2A, probable human carcinogen. Which for reference is lower classification than that of beer which is group 1, known carcinogen.

its a lower classification than beer LMAO

journalists gonna journalist

[gentle moss]

apparently it raises risk of cancer by 41% with constant exposure

not so much of a joke if you work in landscaping / horticulture

[wet steppe]

do you know the numbers for beer for context

cos beer got higher class

🤔

[gentle moss]

and if you drank beer 5 days a week for years and years

i'm sure you'd suffer serious problems

:P

[wet steppe]

lol

true

a lot of my friends do that though

👀

a lot a lot

[gentle moss]

i mean there's a lawsuit over this from commercial applicators of the weed killer

so just because Y is in a higher risk group than X doesn't mean X isn't still dangerous

[wet steppe]

someone sue beer company

[gentle moss]

that's... that's not how that works

[sand goblet]

isn't that lawsuit over

[wet steppe]

Why

[sand goblet]

I remember some weedkillers being banned in europe last month

[gentle moss]

because the dangers of beer are widely known so by consuming it you consent

the argument in the lawsuit is that monsanto / bayer didn't warn people of the dangers of the weed killer

etc

[wet steppe]

Ooh okay

So if they warned would it have been okay

[gentle moss]

it probably would've have been allowed to be sold

*wouldn't've

[gentle moss]

wow, jeremy kyle might finally get the axe

surprised it's taken this long

still can't believe they're allowed to use lie detectors on that shit. up end people's lives over some 1940's bullshit technology

[languid kelp]

what happened? only saw mention of a guest's death

[gentle moss]

ah i didn't look too far into it

i just think that sort of program is modern day bear baiting and is fucking awful for everyone involved except the bottom line of ITV

[gentle moss]

@sand goblet

https://twitter.com/JBrokenshire/status/1128310267908100096

James Brokenshire (@JBrokenshire)

Amazing what you can rustle up! Maybe some more hot potatoes next! #twoovens

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#twoovens

:D

[sand goblet]

Haha

[gentle moss]

politicians will lie about anything eh? ¬_¬

reminds me of monty python's sketch

with the two sheds guy

Arthur '2 Sheds' Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA8xTGP_M8g

[young jetty]

OK

About to hit the grocery store

What do I buy @gentle moss

gib something to cook

I'm hungry as hell and I want to try something new because frankly don't want to eat any more fettucini or however you spell pasta with chicken mushroom and cream

[sand goblet]

I had jambons for dinner

[wet steppe]

whats jambons

[young jetty]

I think its some sort of meat

[sand goblet]

They're pastry

the ones I had were filled with ham, emmenthal, and cheese sauce

[young jetty]

Red meat, for some reason, is extremely pricey here

[sand goblet]

these ones, actually

so you guys don't have jambons there I guess

[young jetty]

But other than that, I can get chicken or some sort of processed meat like sausages or salami

[sand goblet]

What about hot dog lattices?

[young jetty]

lemme google lattices

[oak tangle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/549256029569810433/575022635163975690/IMG_20190506_201411576.jpg

[young jetty]

Never saw it before garry lol

Ok so

[sand goblet]

this is a ham and cheese lattice but same idea

[young jetty]

Looks delicious

But I don't have an oven

[sand goblet]

They're tasty

and extremely hard to eat

because the pastry gets everywhere

how do you not have an oven?

[young jetty]

idk, we never got one lol

We have like 5 hair driers tho

for some reason

this is a weird house to be in

[sand goblet]

ಠ_ಠ

[young jetty]

I wonder if I should try to make chicken fajita

Would need to get some rice too probably

hmm

yum

[sand goblet]

I think that face comes from simpsons, actually..

[young jetty]

Last time I watched simpsons I had a ps1 that I play with regularly

[wet steppe]

THINKING

[sand goblet]

no, disapproval

[young jetty]

angry disapproval

Why disapprove fajitas tho

Another thing I can make is tantuni but

idk that in English

And google translate doesn't help

[sand goblet]

I disapproved of you not having an oven

[young jetty]

oh lol

Hey, we spend our money on more important stuff

like alcohol and weed

I remember times where we had a bunch of alcohol in the home

nothing to eat

and no money

xD

[sand goblet]

I'm just looking at my spotify discovery playlist for this week

what.

[wet steppe]

Gimme

Dem

[young jetty]

lol

[wet steppe]

TOES

[young jetty]

weird flex but OK @sand goblet

[glass gorge]

Should just make a song about all 3

[sand goblet]

Come to me, supernova. Gimme dem toes.

haha

[lilac glade]

Don't tell Marvel.

[sand goblet]

Come to me, supernova. Gimme dem toes - don't tell Marvel!

[lilac glade]

Oh... no...
That's not what I meant.

You've made this awkward now.

[sand goblet]

Come to me, supernova. Gimme dem toes - don't tell Marvel!

You made this awkward now.

[lilac glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463035241142026251/577915442262179840/unknown.png

[sand goblet]

this reminds me of a game we used to play here

where everyone would get a sheet of paper

write down one line of a story

and pass it around

and keep doing that until the papers were filled

[wet steppe]

[sand goblet]

Oh hey

Disney just bought Hulu

[glass gorge]

Whelp

A super power grows even bigger

[young jetty]

Gonna ask a stupid question

What's that green thingy that you roast and eat with meat

[sand goblet]

Bell peppers?

[ornate wedge]

hi guys

[young jetty]

Not pepper

[ornate wedge]

would anyone let me pay them to do my college assignment for me

[sand goblet]

are you sure it's not peppers?

[young jetty]

Yup

They are like uhm

lemme show

[wet steppe]

disney buying hulu is baaaad

[wet steppe]

these burnt lol

[sand goblet]

or maybe asparagus?

those are not burned

[young jetty]

Oh, asparagus probably

[wet steppe]

that black part

Celery?

[sand goblet]

yeah, it's not burned

[grave phoenix]

Lmao

[young jetty]

Not burned?

[sand goblet]

that's right

[young jetty]

As in not cooked

??

[sand goblet]

No, not burned

[young jetty]

But I never said they were burned 🤔

im confusion

[sand goblet]

I wasn't talking to you

[young jetty]

oh lol

[grave phoenix]

[sand goblet]

Asparagus.

[young jetty]

They look delicious

Never saw them in any markets here tho

[wet steppe]

green

[young jetty]

So I'm gonna ask for it

[sand goblet]

https://twitter.com/ComicBook/status/1128287822425874438?s=19

Comicbook.com (@ComicBook)

BREAKING: Disney has acquired full control of Hulu from Comcast, effective immediately
https://t.co/KZqnMkk7gn

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The Walt Disney Company's takeover of Hollywood continues. Months after completing the purchase of 21st Century Fox, which came with a major stake in Hulu, Disney has made a move to acquire the streaming service outright. As of Tuesday morning, Disney completely controls Hulu.

Disney and Comcast announced a new deal on Tuesday, giving Disney full operational control of Hulu going forward. This takes effect immediately, though Comcast still owns 33% of the streaming company.

[tame terrace]

disney owns everything, who cares

they already owned a big chunk of hulu for years

[wet steppe]

it's a conspiracy

[grave phoenix]

I mean, they also own a fraction of fox right?

[wet steppe]

yeah they do

[sand goblet]

I got an email from Sonos announcing their support for Google Assistant

but they keep prefixing it with The

Sonos now has the Google Assistant

feels engrishy to me

[wet steppe]

hmm yeah

would have been better to remove "the"

or alternatively to decapitalize Assistant

[vestal briar]

It is technically right

But doesn't "sound" right

[wet steppe]

hmm ye

[vestal briar]

:(

Almost at the end of its always sunny

[sand goblet]

you two don't sound busy

I could do with testing whether this connection can handle streaming

if anyone has time to voice for a bit

I'll do some furi and attempt to not fail spectacularly

[vestal briar]

furi?

[sand goblet]

it's a super hard top-down brawler

where every fight is an epic boss fight

[vestal briar]

I'm confused

[sand goblet]

can you do the voice?

[gentle moss]

well i'm not sure i've got a great singing voice but apparently that's not a requirement

[sand goblet]

it's not

:P

[gentle moss]

yeah but i put my heart and soul into it

and at the end of the day that's what matters

[sand goblet]

hah, I meant, not a requirement

you gonna do the thing, then?

[gentle moss]

what?

[sand goblet]

Voice

[gentle moss]

i mean The Voice as in the tv reality program

with the spinning chairs

[sand goblet]

No, come on, you're not getting out of this one

:P

[gentle moss]

i'm doing the washing up with my EN374-3 / EN374-2 / EN388-4141's at the moment

[sand goblet]

oh okay, I see how it is

[gentle moss]

but the gf's cooking gammon shortly

[sand goblet]

you're doting all over those power levels

[gentle moss]

so i can probably voice then until food is done

i looked up those standards that are printed on the gloves

EN374-3 means i can put my hands into a vat of 96% hydrochloric acid for 60 minutes before the material becomes unsuitable for protection

crazy washing up gloves

EN374-2 is just waterproof stuff

EN388 is a 4 digit code for protection

[sand goblet]

Since when did you do your washing up in acid anyway

[gentle moss]

4 in abrasiveness, 1 for slashing and blades, 4 in tear resistance, 1 in puncture resistance

see, these ratings are far more comprehensive that 3M's "POWER" scale

[sand goblet]

haha, I suppose that's true

did you say EN388 has 4 digits though?

because uhh

no

[gentle moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRuETPLx_D0

no i mean it has a 4 digit code

so these are an EN388 4141

[sand goblet]

saw that on twitter lol

[gentle moss]

:D

i do get bored.

[sand goblet]

the transition looks way more seamless on a small screen

xD

[gentle moss]

yeah, that's what i tested it on

i made it in vegas on a downsized preview screen 👌

[sand goblet]

fair :P

[gentle moss]

i could've done way better

so you wanted to hop on voice or what?

[sand goblet]

Yeah

[gentle moss]

kay, let me put the gammon to defrost

damn snowflake gammon

[sand goblet]

haha

oh, they're using US west now

well that's fine

Just gonna grab discord stable real quick, canary has issues atm

[wet steppe]

website best

its just another tab in firefox

[vestal briar]

Hello

[vestal briar]

Hmm

If an led goes bright when I turn it on then fades out for 1 second after and then the psu doesnt work, what happend 🤔

Looks like the psu or plug blew?

Nevermind, I unplugged the socket earlier and it had some static

🤦

[vestal briar]

Oh shoot are lambdas the same as doing some string and execution weirdness like this pseudocode: ```py
def make_func(base_func, names: list):
for name in names:
execute(f"{base_func}_{name}()")

list_in = ["jeff", "owen", "amanda"]
make_func("hello_my_name_is", list_in)

SHOULD DO

hello_my_name_is_jeff()

hello_my_name_is_owen()

hello_my_name_is_amanda()

[rough sapphire]

@vestal briar execute() ?

[rough sapphire]

baby shark du du du dudu

[vague shuttle]

Wow where did that come from @rough sapphire ? I posted that like 2 days ago

[rough sapphire]

lol.. my head..

[vague shuttle]

I posted that specific song like 2 days ago in this or some other ot channel 😄 Its been stuck in my head since I heard at my brothers place

I hate how happy these people look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8z7UjET1Is

especially mommy shark...

[rough sapphire]

hmm I guess this is the American version

does look quite annoying

[vague shuttle]

Ive seen many versions, the one my brother had on was a cartoon one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=020g-0hhCAU

[viral parrot]

thanks @vague shuttle my son have been singing this for a few months, now I have actual context of WTF it is

[gentle moss]

you never watched it?

[vague shuttle]

Haha lol

[gentle moss]

i never saw it for ages

then i was like "okay what the fuck is all this shit about"

[viral parrot]

I do not have TV signals, so no kids show available

[gentle moss]

and i now regret it

[viral parrot]

guess I cannot unsee it now 😄

[gentle moss]

i sorta see why they call them bounce patrol though

cough

god damn why did i put it on

fuck sake

now i need to put on a strong earworm

erm

no.

BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER'S FOR BEGINNERS

ARE YOU EATING THOUGH?

[viral parrot]

please Galnegunnar, keep discussions clean

[vague shuttle]

First time I have ever seen anyone mention that

[viral parrot]

It has been in the topic for a year

[gentle moss]

Don Glover's done a good in music

probably my favourite actor -> music artist

[vague shuttle]

So making jokes about feeling up someones mom is totally fine, but not saying u wanna punch someone in the face because they smile too much?

[oak tangle]

Neither sounds okay to me.

[young jetty]

I think lemon did something like the former which they are referring to

[vague shuttle]

I can agree that my comment is not suited for the channel considering "keeping it clean" but as @young jetty just pointed out

[viral parrot]

lets not discuss semantic now.. I let your own judgement keep you on track

[young jetty]

But I think you should've pointed that out then

If an admin breaks their own rule, doesn't mean you should too

[vague shuttle]

Well I wasnt aware of it before I made the comment

[young jetty]

Although warning an admin like that would probably get you banned in this server

[vague shuttle]

It was after the fact

[young jetty]

so

[oak tangle]

Although warning an admin like that would probably get you banned in this server

[viral parrot]

we all moderate differently, maybe we should have something written down if you need it to keep it clean. but alas I think you are all adults that can handle it yourself

[young jetty]

Here I go get banned

[oak tangle]

Warning? That's not your job, but if you disagree with something, you can always talk to someone about it.

I don't know why you keep saying that, there's nothing here that would get you banned

[viral parrot]

we all make bad phrases, I just point it out and let you guys sort it out

[young jetty]

warn: reporting verb Inform someone in advance of a possible danger, problem, or other unpleasant situation.```

I can warn anyone I want

[oak tangle]

That's not what a warning means in the context of someone breaking the rules and you know tha

[young jetty]

No I don't know that

[oak tangle]

I don't know why you're arguing like that

[young jetty]

I use the language as the language's specifications

If you can provide another meaning from a trusted source that says the opposite

I'll accept defeat

[oak tangle]

So, which "possible danger, problem, or other unpleasant situation." are you warning the admin for in such a situation?

[vague shuttle]

@viral parrot Sure u point it out but are a moderator aswell. You take action, it simply doesnt look good when lemon says something like that and nothing happens but when someone else says something (I find my comment to be far less serious) they get a warning. (U did not give me a official warning)

As you said u moderate differently. Which in reality you really shouldn't, because then depending on the moderator you might or might not get banned and the same rules should apply to everyone

[young jetty]

So making jokes about feeling up someones mom is totally fine, but not saying u wanna punch someone in the face because they smile too much?

making jokes about feeling up someones mom

is rather unpleasant

[gentle moss]

ur mum joke vs assault.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[oak tangle]

You don't need another definition to understand this: A warning after a violation of the rules warns the user that if the behavior continues, moderative action will follow

hence, it's not your place to hand out such a warning, since you cannot take such moderative action

[young jetty]

Where did you get that definition

[vague shuttle]

@gentle moss personal vs a empty statement

[young jetty]

Because warning, with oxford's definition in this context, is simply informing about an unpleasent situation

[oak tangle]

Anyway, I'm not going to continue with this discussion. I think you're being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and I'm not really interested in that

[young jetty]

More like you just somehow bring everything to somehow moderation even when it is not related, but ok, let's not continue then

[languid kelp]

how about a formal review of events, to be reviewed by a second mod, and no discussion of these events in OT

[viral parrot]

@vague shuttle im sorry if I came out like that, I did not intend my message to be thought of as a warning, my intent was to remind you that the tagline of the channel is Keep it clean, folks! I did in no way want to censor you, but to remind you about the "unspoken" rule of off-topic. Though it did serve its purpuse since you did not even know about it.

I did not intent to start a mod discussion, there was no "warning" intended, but I do see that it came out like that and for that I am sorry

I will try to do better next time. but this discussion is going in the wrong direction, so lets by-gone be by-gone and call it even

[vague shuttle]

No problem at all, you were right in doing what u did and saying what u said.

My only issue is that moderation is not handled equally with a set of rules that goes for everyone. Nothing against you personally 😃

[viral parrot]

#community-meta is the place to discuss if you want to give input on a Code of Conduct kind of thing if you feel that is something you want. I do know that "keep it clean" is very short-coming, so overall maybe this is something we in staff can discuss going on.

[vague shuttle]

Y I was just gonna say we should move to #community-meta

[viral parrot]

sure thing. any discussion on making a CoC would be nice, thinking about it now after this little heated debate, I do like your suggestion, ill take it up with the other mods and admins on the next staff meeting.

[gentle moss]

what the ever loving fuck is this

seems like a weird thing to put on your sock

what if it rains?

gonna end up with wet floppy hair slapping your ankles

[viral parrot]

if you live in LA it kinda never rains..

[gentle moss]

oh yeah, hot an sunny hot an sunny

[viral parrot]

i could not have hair on my socks where i live. rains to often

[gentle moss]

no room for rosy cheeks and coffee

my gf got me christmas socks last christmas

the poorest of quality sock

the patterns i don't care about

i just want a good quality cotton sock

[vague shuttle]

Just seems like it would itch an awful lot tho

[viral parrot]

i hate those bootleg marvel/starwars socks with bad print and poor quality

[gentle moss]

yeah, like damn

you've got a license to make it, make it good

[viral parrot]

its cute, its CP3O, it is in no way of form the character C3PO, we just spelled it wrong

[gentle moss]

haha

[viral parrot]

those are not even licensed, boot leg socks..

[gentle moss]

ahhhh, bootleg.

[viral parrot]

its the worst

oh...

[gentle moss]

i thought bootleg was a cut of sock

[viral parrot]

snap

pun not intended

[gentle moss]

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcqkxv4Qkws

[viral parrot]

ahh.. its so great 😄

I do love me some Star Wars 😄

even the last jedi 😄

let the rage commence 😄

[gentle moss]

green titty milk

poor poor mark

[viral parrot]

i hope they sell that in star wars land in LA 😄

[gentle moss]

with a dispenser

[rough sapphire]

star wars.. the dead horse people wont stop beating

[viral parrot]

no @gentle moss with free refill

😄

Star Wars is in a great place, the new comics are great, the new planned books sounds amazing

they goofed the movies by giving the directors free range

you need a show-runner for star wars

like they have in the MCU and like they have for the comics and novels

master of the holocrons, or what the title is

[rough sapphire]

free range.. makes me really wanna go for some kfc right about now

[viral parrot]

to keep stories in sync with each other

[rough sapphire]

like a tv show?

[viral parrot]

yes. the MCU have a show runner..

it is used in tv production

so his job is to make an overarching story from episode to episode even though the show have many directors

[vestal briar]

Added some styling stuff to the future programming language thing

https://gitlab.com/scalist/olang/olang-spec#styling

Also i'm stopping the package manager thing, I got bored rewriting for the 2nd time but learnt a ton about click and some other stuff

[gentle moss]

i think Star Wars will figure it out

[rough sapphire]

should it?

[gentle moss]

but i really really really really really really really want them to stop the 40 year old story line

[rough sapphire]

see.. I feel the same way..

[vestal briar]

Yep

[rough sapphire]

there's so many other great stories..

and game of thrones is trash..

[vestal briar]

I liked Rouge One a lot

Something like that

[gentle moss]

yah

and nah, GoT is fine.

[vestal briar]

^

I watched 2 episodes

[rough sapphire]

compared to actually nordic mythology it's not

[vestal briar]

A bit uh

[gentle moss]

lol

[vestal briar]

Not family-friendly

[rough sapphire]

to me it just feels like a bastardized version of Norse mythology

[gentle moss]

it's really not

[rough sapphire]

they just took bits and pieces to fit their narrative

[gentle moss]

it's closer to 15th century England

[viral parrot]

yeah I agree bisk, I would love an old republic time line

[rough sapphire]

stealing

speaking of old timey england.. have you guys watched the new hell boy?

[vestal briar]

Oh well

Nope

[viral parrot]

the new hell boy is crap

[rough sapphire]

did you see it lol

[viral parrot]

i have free cinema

so i did not pay for it..

[rough sapphire]

I watched it in the theatres.. the monsters were pretty cool

you have a cinema theatre?:O

[vestal briar]

I have a projector thing

Never use it

[viral parrot]

won a competion and have free cinema for life

[vestal briar]

Just takes like 15 mins to stup

[rough sapphire]

oh wow

[viral parrot]

at my local cinema

[rough sapphire]

that's amazing