#ot1-perplexing-regexing | Python | Page 245

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 1:57 PM

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I mean I'm not using headphones lol

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 1:57 PM

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ahhhh

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yeah, definitely not

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 1:57 PM

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have this anker bluetooth speaker

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I also skip the song about the guy having an orgy with two elves

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 1:57 PM

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hahaha

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 1:58 PM

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"uhh.. That's a little bigger than I was expecting.. WHICH ONE OF US ARE YOU USING THAT ON?"

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 1:58 PM

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when i was working saturday i was blasting Mindless Self Indulgence without realising that someone else sharing the office floor was in work

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they were sat in their desk in peace and quiet and i turned on our 500watt speaker system

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 1:58 PM

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hahaha, yikes

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 1:59 PM

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full volume "SON OF A BITCH, GOD LIKES ME, I AM THE BEST, FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE, SUCK ON MY DICK"

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 1:59 PM

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haha, that's epic

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did they come find you?

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 1:59 PM

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no, i walked to the cabinet on the other side of the floor singing along so i could go patch some switches

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then just saw them

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:00 PM

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...lol

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that's hilarious

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:00 PM

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few awkward looks later i ssh'd into the raspi and turned it off

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my boss came in at 1pm and didn't know she was there either

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he was making tea and she walked into the kitchen and scared the shit out of him

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tea down his trousers

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👌

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:01 PM

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hahaha, yikes

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:01 PM

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i mean, that company doesn't pay overtime and never works weekends so...

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:02 PM

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Makes sense

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ah, this song

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cherry, cherry, cherry bon-bon

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I fucking hate this music but I also love it

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I hatelove it

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:03 PM

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man, i can just tell alexa to play pon pon pon and she's fine with it

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but i want to listen to just some rammstein and she's got problems

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:03 PM

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you have to say it like a british fool

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ram styne

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:03 PM

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i've had to refine my accent for use with it

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:04 PM

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mine is set to the US store

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:04 PM

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like i'm a tourist trying to explain someone to someone

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:05 PM

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haha

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yeah

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Mine is set to the US alexa and kindle store because I wanted the sonos skill

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it's usually OK though

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has no idea what half seven means

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it thinks that means 7:00

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:07 PM

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what

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that sounds more like French time keeping

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:08 PM

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I mean obviously I wanted 7:30

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so then I have to cancel the alarm and make a new one

stark prawn Feb 11, 2019, 2:10 PM

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I would've guessed 6:30

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:11 PM

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see, it's weird how time keeping isn't universal

stark prawn Feb 11, 2019, 2:11 PM

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half zeven would be 6:30 in dutch

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:12 PM

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yeah, half 7 here means half past the hour 7

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not half an hour before 7

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:12 PM

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yep

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:12 PM

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for the french it means anywhere between 6 and 8

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¬_¬

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:12 PM

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hahaha

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yeah

stark prawn Feb 11, 2019, 2:13 PM

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I'd go insane with that

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:13 PM

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i like things to go smooth.

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accurate time keeping is nice for that

jovial lava Feb 11, 2019, 2:21 PM

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hio

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:22 PM

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hey @gentle moss, do you have a RITA?

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gotta have that RFC 2321 compliance

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:23 PM

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RITA? isn't that a tax thing?

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:23 PM

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No, no

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haven't you seen that RFC?

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https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2321

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:23 PM

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not that specific one, no

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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the reliable internetwork troubleshooting agent

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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i'm working my way through them like a book

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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RITA

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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i'm up to RFC1

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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:P

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Read that one

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I think you'll agree that it has some value to you

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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ooooh, it's what spawn SNMP

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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this RFC is unusual in that it contains a diagram

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:24 PM

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     o  Networks where the root bridge for a world-wide bridged
        network is suboptimally located, such as under the desk of a
        secretary who kicks off her shoes when she arrives in the
        morning.```

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hahaha

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:25 PM

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:P

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:25 PM

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it's a rubber duck, isn't it

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:25 PM

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yes

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a rubber chicken

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:25 PM

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aw, close

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:25 PM

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:P

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you hit things with it

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:26 PM

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   3.1   The first method provides a broad-spectrum evaluation of
   quality of the entity tested, and is thus known as the BS eval test.```

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:D

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jesus, the early days of RFC writing must've been a blast between proper nerds

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:31 PM

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haha, yeah, I bet

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:56 PM

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god damn i snapped a b string

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i wonder if people who play trumpets and shit have that problem

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"oh no, one of my valves has busted"

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 2:56 PM

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trumpet maintainance is a bitch

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 2:56 PM

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i can imagine

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my sister was a flutist

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that thing was a pig to maintain

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had to go from acoustic guitar to electric, not cool

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like when bob dylan did it but this time it's not through choice

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:02 PM

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:P

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I keep being told I should learn violin

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or I should learn saxophone

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or I should learn trombone

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or I should learn guitar

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but shit, man, you think I have time for that?

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:06 PM

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i'm lucky that i got into music early

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and then didn't have to go to school so could just hone my craft

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:06 PM

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I mean, I can piano like you can guitar, but I don't because I just have no use for it

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:06 PM

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emotional release?

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i mean, for me that's what my musical ability has become

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:06 PM

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although maybe the difference for me is that I didn't want to practise

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:06 PM

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less about performing for others or learning songs but being like

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:06 PM

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I had to

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:07 PM

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"eh, i want this feeling to make a noise"

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i didn't want to practice cello AT ALL

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but i got good at it and when i was allowed moved onto other instruments

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i regret giving up cello now, that shit sounds sweet as tits

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:07 PM

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I liked piano

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I just hated classical music

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and all of the piano grades are classical piece after classical piece

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:08 PM

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you know i think that's why i hated cello

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it was always orchestra practice and shit

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never having a blast or a laugh

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:08 PM

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like some of my favourite pieces

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one of them is classical, a chopin song

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the rest is stuff like

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the silent witness theme

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to zanarkand from final fantasy

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oh, I guess I liked gymnopedie, but I don't remember it well anymore

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:09 PM

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if i'd known about rasputina or some other metal based cello band while i was still learning cello i probably wouldn't have switched to drums or bass

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check out uhhh.... "Trench Mouth" by Rasputina if you can spotify

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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yeah, I've heard stuff like this before

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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i never realised cellos could be used like that

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coolest thing i ever had to do as a cellist in an orchestra

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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check out apocalypta

rough sapphire Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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@sand goblet didn’t u use to have the owner rank?

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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yeah, heard already

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oh god

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i'm fed up of this now

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can people shut up?

rough sapphire Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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What

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:10 PM

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@rough sapphire congratulations, you are the millionth customer

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you have won an all expenses paid trip to #announcements

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okay, but seriously though

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:11 PM

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i've only been back 2 weeks and it's pissing me off

rough sapphire Feb 11, 2019, 3:11 PM

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Sooorryy just wondering

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:11 PM

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yes

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is the answer to your question

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:P

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I left to look after myself

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:11 PM

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:D

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we need to do that sometimes

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hence why i went off work n shit

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:11 PM

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it didn't realy work and now I have nothing

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but that's okay

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:12 PM

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anyway, coolest thing i had to do as a cellist in an orchestra

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is one piece of music called for you to spin your cello round so the strings faced you

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then take the flat of your palm and slide it up the back

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because it's varnished it makes a squeak

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:12 PM

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man that's not nearly as cool as being a bassoon player

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:12 PM

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and not being heard?

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:12 PM

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bassoon players love to sneak beegees songs into pieces

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:12 PM

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yeah, i'm a massive bill bailey fan too ;)

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:12 PM

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:>

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this song is great

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BUT I'M TINY LIKE A DOORMOUSE

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SHORT LIKE A BUNGALOW HOUSE

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:13 PM

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him and tim minchin are probably two of my favourites just for their musical talents and stuff

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:13 PM

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yeah I like Tim as well

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:13 PM

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i learned to play the pope song on guitar and made a pub angry one summer

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not because of the pope stuff

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just because i spent a few minutes singing fuck really loudly

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:13 PM

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haha

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fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker

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that one?

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he has a few

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:14 PM

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fuck the mother fucker fuck the mother fucker fuck the mother fucker he's a total mother fucker if you cover for another mother fuck who's a kiddy fucker fuck you you're not better than the mother fucking rapist

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etc

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:14 PM

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yeah that one

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tell you what I really liked though

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Storm

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:14 PM

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yes

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great beat poetry

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the animation they made was tasteful too

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:15 PM

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Yeah, it was great

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:15 PM

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he's touring again this year

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and has a new song

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15 Minutes of Shame

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:15 PM

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hm :P

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:15 PM

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obviously a play or Whorehole

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Warhole

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*play on

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:16 PM

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nods

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ugh, discord's nsfw filter is so shit

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let me try this again

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📎 unknown.png

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getting the hang of this

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:17 PM

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oh also the video is cute as fuck to the new Tim Minchin track

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it's kids putting on a play to the song

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:17 PM

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I see :P

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 3:18 PM

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They might be reading your recent actions 👀

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:18 PM

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it's a test instance

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whaddayawant

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 3:19 PM

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A laugh

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:19 PM

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Laff.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:19 PM

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i want to know where the other 3 of the 5 e-cigarette batteries i have went

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i've never lost an object as much as these bastards

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 3:19 PM

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Maybe that's a sign.

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:20 PM

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A sign that you need more e-cig batteries

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:20 PM

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that i should give up this habit that i only maintain because i like the feeling of stuff in my lungs?

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because gdude is closer

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:20 PM

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:P

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literally.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:20 PM

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i did have 7

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2 have been deemed MIA

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probably in the depths of the sofa or smth

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:21 PM

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Time to get a snorkel

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must be one in your bedroom somewhere

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:21 PM

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we'd have to flip it upside down then cut all the hessian off the bottom

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fucking rat got into the underside of the sofa the other day

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managed to tunnel down the back cushions

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:22 PM

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Yikes

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:22 PM

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gf lets them out like that all the time but i've got a thing against it

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i like to know where they are at all times

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 3:22 PM

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Just teach em to fetch items.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:23 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2I1GvVhtag

YouTube

Jousting Rock

Up they go...

▶ Play video

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they're cute as shit

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📎 unknown.png

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nice uhhh... suggested viewing

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:24 PM

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Oh, I know that one

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it's "luck in the air tonight"

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\o/

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:24 PM

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haha

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how is that even a phrase

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 3:24 PM

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it's not that

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I missed a word

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:P

summer rampart Feb 11, 2019, 3:26 PM

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luck be in the air tonight?

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 3:27 PM

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i didn't realise they used the vernacular of a farmer

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:08 PM

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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/02/11/the-troubles-renamed-bloody-fucking-war-so-the-brits-finally-understand/

Waterford Whispers News

Julius Hubris

‘The Troubles’ Renamed ‘Bloody Fucking War’ So The Brits F...

IN AN EFFORT to help the reality of the UK, Northern Ireland and Ireland's shared history really set in for Britons who gaily dismiss concerns about a hard Irish border, historians and residents on the …

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 4:08 PM

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haha

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man, i've talked to people who were alive during the troubles and didn't even realise it was a thing that was actually happening

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like places in London and shit being bombed

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then again i've got friends who almost got blown up by some of the bombs so

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swings and roundabouts

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:24 PM

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Realised I'd never posted a photo of my workplace

📎 IMG_20190211_162322.jpg

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Yeeep

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Definitely a sports club

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:28 PM

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@sand goblet Is that a joke? Showing somewhere to do with where you live?

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:28 PM

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No this is where I job

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That lower window is where my office is

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:29 PM

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Wtf

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Can I try and figure out where that is?

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:29 PM

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It's not exactly hard to figure out

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Considering I've said where it is

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:30 PM

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Yes

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I'm confused why your comfortable giving that info out

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 4:30 PM

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doxxed kid
gg

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:30 PM

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Because I'm not a scared teenager

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:30 PM

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So in theory your more worried about a IP address than your real address being leakedm

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:31 PM

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Nah I don't give a shit about that either

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Most people have the good sense to know that if they stalk me, I'll fuck them up

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:31 PM

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Lmaooo

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 4:31 PM

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Fisticuffs with gdude

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:31 PM

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OT name?

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:32 PM

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I did karate :P

rain spindle Feb 11, 2019, 4:32 PM

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gdude-does-karate

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fistcuffs-with-gdude

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im-not-a-scared-teen

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:32 PM

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Whatever floats your boat

cerulean crane Feb 11, 2019, 4:33 PM

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whatever floats your floats

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 4:34 PM

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Whatever boats your float*

vapid bluff Feb 11, 2019, 4:46 PM

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what belt are you

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im seatbelt c:

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 4:50 PM

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I forget

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It's been a while

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 5:27 PM

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

📎 20190211_122032.jpg

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They put countertops in

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:00 PM

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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granite?

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 6:00 PM

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That's niice

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not a fan of the sink though

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:P

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:02 PM

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i'd go with a draining pan

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 6:03 PM

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I didn't get to decide on the sink.
Blame my brother for that one.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:03 PM

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your brother never does the washing up i take it

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 6:03 PM

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Also, I do think that's granite.

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Nope.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:05 PM

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apparently granite is a bitch

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can't put hot pans on it and stuff

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 6:05 PM

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can confirm

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have granite

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:05 PM

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idk why it became a surface of choice

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formica is better

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 6:05 PM

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it looks badass

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:05 PM

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if i chrome plated my cock it'd look bad ass

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doesn't mean it's practical

sand goblet Feb 11, 2019, 6:06 PM

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yeah but now I get to say that my kitchen was a mountain once

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 6:08 PM

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I'll ask about it later.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:11 PM

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one of our customers is literally the largest distributor of stone in the UK

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i've got coasters which are stone mined from half way around the world that they use as samples for customers

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:D

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like they'll buy a bulk of stone just because it has a pretty red streak through it or w/e

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 6:12 PM

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That's sick.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:12 PM

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weird business and most of their expense is logistic

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we've been trying to upgrade their logistics systems but it's hard because they're like £500k of sales a week

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they use the calendars in outlook to organise delivery logistics

lilac glade Feb 11, 2019, 6:19 PM

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shocked

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Sounds like a horror story.

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:19 PM

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yeah, they already use sap for accounting and other logistics

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so why they wouldnt integrate that into the logistics of delivery i don't know

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but we're helping

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2 new terminal servers for £30k and a new sap server for £20k

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good business

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 6:42 PM

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I'M GONNA FIND YOU MR POCKET

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 7:34 PM

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Tom Waits for no man

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if i knew smoking 60 a day gave me his voice i might consider it

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 8:21 PM

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i'm bored so i'm just gonna throw it out here before i watch a movie but if anyone thinks they can top me in a deliverance style duel they can pm me and we'll settle this like reasonable human beings

vestal briar Feb 11, 2019, 8:25 PM

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i think thy lord bisk is having a one-sided convo

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 8:26 PM

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i think you can go toss a banana

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there's a gap between conversational elements.

vestal briar Feb 11, 2019, 8:26 PM

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done it an hour ago

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sorry what

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 8:26 PM

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people can pick up on it how they want

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you chose your way

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we got 3 ot's

vestal briar Feb 11, 2019, 8:26 PM

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ot?

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 8:27 PM

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offtopics

vestal briar Feb 11, 2019, 8:27 PM

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yeah

gentle moss Feb 11, 2019, 11:39 PM

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also, listen to led zepp

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 2:38 AM

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I can see one of the game company buildings from here

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but I keep forgetting what it's called..

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Konami!

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 7:20 AM

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Whats cooler than being cool

tired osprey Feb 12, 2019, 8:24 AM

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Being cooler

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Obviously

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 9:05 AM

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Ice cold!

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 11:33 AM

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Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 11:35 AM

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I haven't heard that song in years

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Good shit

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 11:36 AM

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does anyone here speak russian

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Pretty sure Mark does (one of our Helpers)

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:54 AM

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i spilled water on my phone and it's got behind the glass -.-

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i now have some water colour art between the glass and panel

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the question is do i disassemble the phone and risk bricking it or do i just put up with it

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 11:56 AM

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Take it to a professional ASAP. They can fix these things

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:57 AM

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i am a professional

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:p

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 11:57 AM

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what sorta phone is it

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:57 AM

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Nexus 5, so pretty easy

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 11:57 AM

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dont you have insurance..

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:57 AM

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i think the glass front comes off with a suction cup and some heat applied

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the Nexus 5 came out in 2013

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 11:57 AM

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oh.. that explains why no IP protection :v

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:58 AM

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yah

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i mean the thing has been dropped in a sink and a toilet already

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still runs flawlessly

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 11:58 AM

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You're a klutz

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But so am i

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I once marched into the ocean with one in my pocket

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:59 AM

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I'm generally not a clutz, which is why i've owned the same phone since 2013 without causing any serious damage to it

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:P

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 11:59 AM

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Ow

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 11:59 AM

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when you outright buy a phone rather than get it on contract you tend to take more care of it

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 11:59 AM

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My next phone will be a pixel 4

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If there is a pixel 4

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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i was looking at some Hauwei, very good for their price range

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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Huawei is good.. I own one..

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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and i swear to god if someone brings up the chinese conspiracy shit i'll slap them

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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So let's delete that message

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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:P

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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the battery life is not great though... lasts one day, two at max

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:00 PM

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i get a day charge out my nex 5

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which is impressive for its age

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:01 PM

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Same

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I really don't have a high end phone

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:01 PM

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one day if you use bluetooth for two hours and pokemon go for three though :v

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:01 PM

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The best I ever had was getting a nex 4 in '16

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:01 PM

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I had a nex 4

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but the glass back pissed me off

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:01 PM

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Which I bricked after a week

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:01 PM

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cracked so easily

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:02 PM

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don't really see the point of a high end phone.. I can't stand people with iphones who don't know shit but flaunt it as a 'status' symbol..

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:02 PM

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I rarely break machines, but when I do, it's liquid damage

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@rough sapphire they aren't even that great. Way overpriced

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:03 PM

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ikr.. glad they're finally shutting shop

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:03 PM

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aw fuck sake

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it's a back to front disassembly

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:/

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:03 PM

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Oof

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

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should do it on stream ¬_¬

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extra pressure

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

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I'd watch that

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

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was gonna suggest Spongebob for the background noise, to get the edge off lol

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

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It's the BEST DAY EVER

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SWEET VICTORY

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A few classics

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

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problem is all my google auth tokens for work are on the phone

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so if i brick it i may lose a bunch of important shit

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

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aww man.. I would die

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:05 PM

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Back. It. Up

rough sapphire Feb 12, 2019, 12:05 PM

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here's a tip.. norton security safe to keep your pwds safe

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:05 PM

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Now we know who today's sponsor is

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:05 PM

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the only time i would install anything norton is when you take out half my prefrontal cortex

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:05 PM

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Ow

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Yt'ers who upload once a week still b like today's sponsor is ____

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:06 PM

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📎 T5M3kQJruiTCTgJW.png

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it's the ribbon cable at the bottom that means you have to take the whole thing apart

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:06 PM

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That's not good

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So your stuff is backed up, yes?

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:07 PM

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ofc

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google auth tokens don't get backed up though, afaik

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:07 PM

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Good

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:07 PM

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unless i root the phone i guess

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:08 PM

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See if you can contact Google support or something, maybe they can be added to your account

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That usually works

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:08 PM

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pretty sure there's a reason they wont back up 2fa codes

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:P

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:08 PM

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Rip

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Alright contact customer support

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:10 PM

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You're not familiar with this type of stuff are you. :D

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Maybe I can get the front lifted enough without fucking the digitiser

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:13 PM

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Yes, I am

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Well, with laptop support anyways

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:14 PM

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"hey, google. can you back up all the 2fa codes for all our production servers please?"

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:3

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:14 PM

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Lol

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So that's a little different

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I didn't quite realise that part

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:15 PM

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well i think it'd be a little dumb if the google auth app backed up codes

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idk, maybe it does

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seems like a stupid thing to do though

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right, fuck it. got nothing better to do today

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stream time

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after a few more coffees

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:15 PM

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Channel name, I'll watch xD

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:16 PM

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don't worry, i'll link it up

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:16 PM

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Kk

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:19 PM

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so you work in hardware repair?

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:28 PM

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Yes, mainly laptops

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:31 PM

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that's the sorta stuff i started on

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home PC and laptop repair

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snapped hinges, hdd replacements, screens, that kind of stuff

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isn't a Macbook Pro just one of the most beautiful things to take apart?

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terrifying, but beautiful

tame terrace Feb 12, 2019, 12:38 PM

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oh I love church of Sega genesis

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:44 PM

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Hi lemon

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I like licking lemons

worn kite Feb 12, 2019, 12:45 PM

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I like trains...

tiny raven Feb 12, 2019, 12:45 PM

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Smacc

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 12:46 PM

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i like not having clouds in my phone

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a simple request

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annoyingly i don't have fucking isopropyl either

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📎 IMG_20190212_124924.jpg

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they don't half make them small these days

stark prawn Feb 12, 2019, 12:50 PM

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is that the new one?

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eye pad 5?

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 12:50 PM

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I don't think you'll be playing candy crush on that one

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 1:12 PM

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well shit balls

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it looks like the digitiser, lcd panel and glass are kinda one unit

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📎 unknown.png

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feck

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think i might just buy a replacement screen unit

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📎 For-LG-Google-Nexus-5-D820-D821-Black-LCD-Display-Touch-Screen-Digitizer-Assembly-Bezel-Frame.png

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man, they make it so hard to repair your own god damn phones these days

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nexus 4 was like 4 torx screws and you were in

tired osprey Feb 12, 2019, 1:23 PM

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They make it hard to repair everything

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Why does that battery look like it has a fossil in it

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 1:26 PM

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that's the digitiser / lcd / glass assembly

stark prawn Feb 12, 2019, 1:27 PM

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These are getting harder and harder to seperate

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 1:27 PM

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oh no, you're right that's the frame

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i guess that's the glue patch for the battery

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fuck it, i'm just going to take it apart for a bit of practice

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been a while :D

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don't worry, the mistakes will be televised

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the actual screen and digitiser assembly is about 6 layers

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ah great, my phantom power unit has just died

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:D

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https://www.twitch.tv/beehivekay - Breaking my phone in a very technical manner, now live.

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@tiny raven

tired osprey Feb 12, 2019, 1:46 PM

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Wait for meee

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 3:33 PM

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done it

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👌

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if i had real contact cleaner or isopropyl i could've got it perfect

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but for just using nail polish remover it's done a great job

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📎 IMG_20190212_153456.jpg

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i even got some spare parts

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 3:35 PM

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They look kinda like falling bullets

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 3:35 PM

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:D

shell blade Feb 12, 2019, 3:35 PM

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sometimes when life is tough i wonder am i iterable or a iterator

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 3:36 PM

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i suspect it's internal plastic structure that's not really needed

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since everything is connected to a metal chassis

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ooooh, better check it charges

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oh man i'm good

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holy shit, both the speakers actually work now

shell blade Feb 12, 2019, 5:13 PM

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so when would you use a iterator or generator i'm pretty weak on this subject

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like what would be a real world coding example of this subject

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not an example of it but real use real application

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 5:30 PM

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There are some pretty good uses of it in the Python standard library

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essentially one of the big uses of it is to defer calculation of each result until it's needed - we call this lazy evaluation

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for example, if you have a function, double_int, and it doubles the first argument and returns it

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if you had a list of 500 numbers, you could use map to map it over the entire list

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but it wouldn't actually run it against all of the elements of that list immediately

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when you start to iterate over that map object, you pull the first result - and it is calculated and returned when you request it

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this means that in the event of you not needing all of the results, you're not calculating more values than you actually need

shell blade Feb 12, 2019, 5:33 PM

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thus saving memory

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 5:33 PM

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and time

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yeah

shell blade Feb 12, 2019, 5:33 PM

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that makes sense

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 5:33 PM

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there are disadvantages to this

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if you're guaranteed to need all of the values, you don't have a way to force all of those values to be calculated ahead of time

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(you can use a generator expression instead, eg [double_int(x) for x in y])

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generator expressions aren't evaluated lazily

shell blade Feb 12, 2019, 5:35 PM

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k

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thanks

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 5:35 PM

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No problem

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 6:34 PM

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hey @sand goblet, i just realised i'm actually not far off RFC 2321 compliance

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 6:34 PM

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\o/

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 6:34 PM

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ffhyilonjbgfsxdfjh

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https://youtu.be/nhZMNCZzjeo

YouTube

Jousting Rock

RFC 2321

▶ Play video

sand goblet Feb 12, 2019, 6:39 PM

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haha

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nice

tired osprey Feb 12, 2019, 6:45 PM

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did it work though

gentle moss Feb 12, 2019, 6:49 PM

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ofc

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i'm so taking this to work

bleak sky Feb 12, 2019, 8:05 PM

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!e

royal lakeBOT Feb 12, 2019, 8:05 PM

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Not gonna happen.

Sorry, but you may only use this command within #bot-commands.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:19 AM

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good morning, chickens.

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bok bok

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:19 AM

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bok

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is not what chickens say

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 11:20 AM

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did you know that different languages express animal sounds differently

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:20 AM

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yes

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 11:20 AM

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even fast food outlets.. Mcdonald's for example..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XX0dn2D12k

YouTube

The World of Dave데이브

데이브 [영어 한국어 일어 중국어 발음 차이 3탄] E...

안녕하세요! 오랜만에 발음 차이 올렸네요. 이제 할 단어 많이 없어졌네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 곧 이 시리즈 끝 날 것 같긴한데 (할 단어 없어졌어요!!) 이번에도 재미있게 봐주세요 ㅠ 아마 나중에 다른 나라들의 발음 차...

▶ Play video

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:22 AM

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chickens go bok

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:22 AM

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Stardew valley chickens go bok

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:22 AM

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i used to get woken up by them at fucking 7am all the god damn time

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do not tell me they do not bok

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:22 AM

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haha

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meanwhile minecraft chickens go ERK

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 11:24 AM

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I get woken up by Russians at 4:40 am o.o

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something about Russians and getting up early..

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:27 AM

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it's so they can get more misery into one day

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 11:28 AM

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they have special coding schools for people who excel at solving problems.. so cool

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like.. they compete in ICPC and stuff

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:31 AM

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@gentle moss it's bak. give me a break.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:34 AM

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i hear bok

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:38 AM

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bok bok

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:48 AM

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https://valentine.johnwick.movie/

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum Valentine E-Card Generator

Celebrate Valentine's Day by sending a John Wick E-card to Someone Special

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interesting marketing strategy

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:48 AM

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speaking of interesting

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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/02/13/racist-attack-believed-to-be-racially-motivated-confirm-gardai/

Waterford Whispers News

Julius Hubris

Racist Attack Believed To Be Racially Motivated Confirm Gardaí

THE second fire in as many months at the proposed location of a new reception area for asylum seekers in Leitrim has been labeled as possibly racially motivated by the head of the Gardaí's new …

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“This racist arson attack by racists may well have been racially motivated. However, we can’t rule out the possibility that it was just a normal arson attack carried out by individuals on the basis of their vile hatred of people based solely on their skin colour,” confirmed Sergeant Sean Caskhill.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:49 AM

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📎 dMlzajtYLebUuQKmzlgW-nnjkc4Ey2dXf0iPaCi8n-xji1a3oKpEGM2Z7e4MM6.png

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boom, i was born to write shitty cards

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:49 AM

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The fallout from the Rooksey fire is ongoing as all future proposed sites for accepting asylum seekers must now be made exclusively from fire extinguishers and the owners of sites must now go around the locality and beyond asking racists for permission to accept asylum seekers.

In an education drive leaflets will be distributed to every house in the country with a helpful guide on how not to set hotels and buildings on fire.

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haha, nice card

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:50 AM

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hah

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see that shit on the news all the time

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"racially charged" or w/e

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rather than just straight up fucking calling people out for being racist

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:51 AM

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the way they put it makes it sound like we could make a racist battery

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:51 AM

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haha

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:51 AM

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like, just get all the racists in a single room and power the world from their hatred

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:52 AM

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imagine that, actually harnessing their power to help the people they hate

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they'd fucking hate that

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more free electricity

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:52 AM

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📎 neo-wakes-up-640x353.png

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racists as batteries? sure.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:52 AM

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ooooooh

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well tbh, he's quite skin headed there

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but that's not his fault, it's just how he was raised

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

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haha, I wasn't calling keanu reeves a racist

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

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haha

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just realised I was talking about this while listening to a song named "Chinese"

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

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📎 duracell_matrix.png

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I just thought it was funny because of the obvious reference

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anyway carry on

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

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:P

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

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I should watch that movie again, it's been a million years.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

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the thing is "racist battery" can be more than one thing

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/60XKb9r9CBh93zSyEarCf3?si=_r432rKmRkOz8-Q-yoIsgA

Spotify

Chinese

Chinese, a song by Lily Allen on Spotify

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haha, yes, I suppose it can

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

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a battery charged by racism, a racist battery, or battery by a racist.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

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smacking racists around with a big black pudding

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wasn't that a thing The Goons did in one of their sketches?

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or was it uhh

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

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or a whole battery of racists with which to attack

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

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the goodies

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haha, like a missile battery

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

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i never realised the diversity of the word battery until now

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

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fire the racism missiles!

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

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it's been a while since I've laughed this much at work

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:P

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

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now if we could just harness that for clean energy...

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

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It wouldn't be as efficient though

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you'd have to bleep out all the swearing

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:57 AM

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I don't know if hate is a renewable source.

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it might be clean, but what happens if we run out

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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well it's obviously kind of like tidal energy

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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Nah, it's fine, just get an indian guy with his african wife to walk past the window every so often

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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you'd need a racist battery battery to even out the power distribution over time

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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lol a racist battery battery

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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else you'll get spikes in the grid

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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we getting meta now

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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like when obama got elected

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you'd hit peak racism

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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intentionally inciting racism for energy seems immoral.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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Yeah, good point

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then again, it's not good for anything else either

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 11:59 AM

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like a black carrot on a stick

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 11:59 AM

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rofl

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it's funny because they WOULDN'T want the carrot

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but they can never stop seeing it

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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I feel like this could be the plot for a new matrix movie or something

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haha

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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or a black mirror episode

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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I can't tell if that's a pun since I know nothing about black mirror :P

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:01 PM

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it's both a pun and accurate

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Black Mirror is some harrowing shit in places

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like an Adam Curtis documentary but fiction

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:01 PM

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you should see black mirror. it's highly entertaining byte-sized technological dystopia

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:01 PM

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Noted

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oh, or, it could be like monsters inc

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with their scream/laugh power

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:02 PM

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there are some episodes i feel too uncomfortable to watch

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:02 PM

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it's occasionally deeply unsettling, yes.

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every episode is basically a short film

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none of them are related to each other.

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at least not in any nominal way

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and they all deal with super interesting what ifs, especially where near future tech is concerned.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:03 PM

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I see

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:03 PM

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I'd be pretty surprised if it wasn't your kind of thing, tbh

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and there's only a handful of episodes in total anyway

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like 4-5 per season

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:03 PM

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It doesn't really sound like my kind of thing

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but

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I don't watch things anyway

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:04 PM

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you'll like the tech. and you enjoy this kind of silly what iffage.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:04 PM

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I don't really like dark things though

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:04 PM

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i find it to be like an introspective look on where we are and where we could go as a society

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yeah, don't watch black mirror then

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:04 PM

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well it's not dark in a very traditional way.

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it's dark because it explores morally difficult ideas while it does its what if.

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takes ideas to their extremes.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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and often it's stuff that you could actually see happening in reality

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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yeah

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those are the difficult episodes

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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that's the unsettling bit

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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"oh my god this is eerily realistic"

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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I mean, I have a pretty optimistic view of most tech I think

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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me too

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which is why I'm mostly immune to it :D

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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same, however i pay far too much attention to politics

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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hear hear.

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I think you just passed the turing test, bisk

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:07 PM

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haha

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:07 PM

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such startling self-awareness. :D

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:07 PM

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i'm a real boy!

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:07 PM

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:P

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I pay attention to politics

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but mostly satirical politics

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:08 PM

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it's a nicer way to absorb a lot of it

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and really, quite often, both real news and satire are fundamentally the same

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fucking MPs genuinely suggesting that Ireland should rejoin the UK like wtf? :D

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:11 PM

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(thanks for the follow)

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Also lol, yeah

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that was hilarious

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:12 PM

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as you can tell, my twitter is full of bollocks. 👌

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:12 PM

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as it is for most of us :P

frozen current Feb 13, 2019, 12:13 PM

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Humans are not Turing-Complete as they can't fully emulate any other human ablobthinking

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:13 PM

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can't they?

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Actors exist

frozen current Feb 13, 2019, 12:13 PM

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Not fully

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:13 PM

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spies

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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"They told me I could be anything"

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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deep cover state sponsored terrorists

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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"So I decided to be a bisk"

frozen current Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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No matter how much I know about my sister, I can't emulate her thoughts and emotions

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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Yeah you can

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well okay, maybe you can't

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but I can

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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i'd give it a good whack

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my butt looks great in heels

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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haha

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I mean that is a thing most people do all the time

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that's empathy

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:14 PM

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haha

frozen current Feb 13, 2019, 12:15 PM

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So you're saying if you were told to be your sister, your life would be exactly like she'd have lived it, one to one every minute action

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:15 PM

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No, because fuck being someone else, but I do have the capability to psychologically change in that way

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:16 PM

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like, i'm sure i could force myself to love avocado toast and wake up at 7am or something

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and that's very much not me

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avocados are shit

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:17 PM

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have to agree there

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it's kind of like eating butter, except it tastes like grass

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:18 PM

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📎 unknown.png

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they never stop

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car doors, touching her belly, not being princess diana

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:20 PM

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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/02/08/daily-mail-to-pin-brexit-on-meghan-markle-if-it-kills-them/

Waterford Whispers News

Gerry McBride

Daily Mail To Pin Brexit On Meghan Markle If It Kills Them

THE Daily Mail has hired 10 extra freelance journalists to help them tie the ever-escalating Brexit fiasco to the Duchess Of Sussex Meghan Markle, in a bid to create a headline that will please all …

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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/02/12/royals-to-recast-meghan-markle/

Waterford Whispers News

Gerry McBride

Royals To Recast Meghan Markle

THE Royal Family have dramatically revealed plans to recast the role of Duchess Of Sussex, after the current choice of Meghan Markle tested poorly with audiences.

Although the American actress has spent less than a year …

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:20 PM

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hah

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:24 PM

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Despite mostly being about Irish politics, they do a great job with UK stuff

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although I loved the bread shit last year

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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/12/24/last-loaf-of-bread-in-ireland-found-in-waterford-spar/

Waterford Whispers News

Gerry McBride

Last Loaf Of Bread In Ireland Found In Waterford Spar

DURING scenes of food shortage not seen since Russia in the eighties, WWN can reveal that the last remaining sliced pan in the country can be found in a Waterford city centre branch of Spar.

The …

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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/02/28/can-ireland-survive-without-bread-we-eat-other-food-to-find-out/

Waterford Whispers News

Julius Hubris

Can Ireland Survive Without Bread? We Eat Other Food To Find Out

ONCE thought to be impossible, the unthinkable has occurred; Ireland, a country with supermarkets filled with a variety of food options, has run out of bread ahead of some snowfall.

Is the panic, violence and murder …

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:26 PM

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i do love toast

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i believe my gluten free bread is imported too

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may have to survive on potatoes forever after brexit

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:28 PM

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ireland has garbage bread anyway

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:28 PM

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Some of it is OK

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:28 PM

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no, you don't understand lemon and bread

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he's got some vendetta against pre-sliced bread

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:29 PM

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yes, most of the pre-sliced bread here is not great

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lol

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sourdough is pretty easy to find though, and that stuff is nice

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:29 PM

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pre-sliced bread is the fast-food of bread.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:29 PM

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i've seen those nords and their breads

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slicing machines IN THE SUPERMARKET

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:29 PM

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haha. yes.

oak tangle Feb 13, 2019, 12:30 PM

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Yeah, that was "even wennen"

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Getting used to

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:30 PM

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it's borderline fetishism

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:30 PM

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I don't use the slicing machines very often. bread shouldn't be kept sliced, it dries much faster.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:30 PM

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that's why i keep mine in the freezer

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then take out slices as and when i need them

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:30 PM

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that's worse. freezer bread is only good for toasting

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:31 PM

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gluten free bread is only good for toasting so

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:31 PM

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We have the slicing machines too

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:31 PM

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M&S has okay bread iirc

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but when I went to dunnes or something it was like holy shit endless shelves of presliced, tasteless, dry toast bread.

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made me homesick as fuck

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:32 PM

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yes but M&S is also the type of place to sell stuff like this

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📎 mands_swetpot_purp_orng.png

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:33 PM

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hahaha

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too true

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that bag sums up m&s quite well :D

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:33 PM

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i was actually looking for a weirder one that i know exists

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i love the fact there's a fucking wooden spoon of salt on the packet

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:34 PM

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Dunnes is kind of garbage

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it's owned by walmart

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:34 PM

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oh so like the ASDA of Ireland?

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:34 PM

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yeah it looks like walmart

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:34 PM

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yeah, except shittier

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ASDA was okay

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:34 PM

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i'll take your word for it

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was

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before it became part of the "Walmart Family"

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:35 PM

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man, now I want sourdough. :/

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:35 PM

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i think one of the funniest supermarkets is still Waitrose

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you know how supermarkets do their own brand of like "Value" range shit

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📎 IDShot_540x540.png

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like that shit

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it'll cost like 3p

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📎 times-waitrose-got-completely-out-of-control-in-2-2-7792-1448545011-3_dblbig.png

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📎 5_copy.png

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:37 PM

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I'm not sure I understand why that's funny

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:37 PM

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hearts?

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🤔

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:37 PM

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that's what they're called

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:37 PM

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What country is this? Im AU

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:37 PM

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because no normal person eats artichoke hearts

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it's funny because it's their value line and it's like middle class people food

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:38 PM

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... :D

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it's funnier to me that you find that funny

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ratatouille certainly isn't "middle class".

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:38 PM

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I have no idea what artichoke hearts are 🤔

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:39 PM

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in the UK i guess the joke is you can pretty easily guess someone's class by where they go to the supermarket

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:39 PM

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it's the thing inside the artichoke

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https://toriavey.com/how-to/raw-artichoke-hearts/

Tori Avey

Separating the Heart from a Raw Artichoke - Simple Tutorial

Learn the technique for getting to the heart of raw artichokes, how to clean and prepare them as well as steam them.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:40 PM

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calling artichoke hearts an essential is just humorous

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:40 PM

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I guess so. I'm not saying I use them every day.

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:40 PM

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i have never heard of artichokes my whole life in AU

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:40 PM

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it's uhhh...

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:40 PM

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haha. maybe you should broaden your gastronomical horizons

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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it's like asparagus but shit

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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Waitrose is basically posh tesco isn't it?

oak tangle Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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You've never heard of artichokes?

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Wait, what?

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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Waitrose is the poor M&S

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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So that's about right

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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I'm not saying artichokes is my favorite vegetable or anything but you should probably hear about them.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:41 PM

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We actually have both Tesco and M&S here in Ireland

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And no waitrose :P

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:42 PM

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where will you get your daily dose of essential antichoke hearts

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:42 PM

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have you guys ever had sugarcane?

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:42 PM

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I don't think I've ever used artichoke

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:43 PM

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like raw? no, but i have had like a sweet root stick type thing that's popular in .nl

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:43 PM

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The closest thing I've used would probably be fennel, and that isn't close

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:43 PM

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just chew on a stick for half an hour, tasty though

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:43 PM

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you're totally missing out.. it's what actual sugar is made from.. quite popular in brazil and south asia

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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we've made the process far more efficient

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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"actual sugar", as we don't make sugar from more than one source.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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we turn it into this white powder and then snort it

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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XD

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I hear the eels in the UK are getting the most of what people snort..

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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I never had raw sugarcane either. sounds weird.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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i always forget that American products generally aren't made with cane sugar but corn sugar

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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you totally should.. it's the purest sweetest thing you'll ever taste

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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got a weird difference in sugaryness

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:44 PM

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wth is corn sugar

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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more pure than refined cane sugar?

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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It's corn syrup usually

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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high fructose corn syrup is gross.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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because, i hate to say it, refined cane sugar is the purest sugar

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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pure as in.. uhm.. the taste.. the feeling you get, not how much it's refined..

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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Yeah corn syrup sucks

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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they make everything out of corn in america though

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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corn is the largest crop in the world

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by far

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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oh right.. I hear they use it in the Coke over there.. like actual coke.. not the snorting one..

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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yeah

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:45 PM

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probably both

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knowing americans

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:46 PM

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any sugary drink that you'd normally see "sugar" on the label in the rest of the world

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has High Fructose Corn Syrup in the US

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as if they couldn't just grow some sugar

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:46 PM

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Aside from Jones soda

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They use cane sugar

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:46 PM

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well.. sugarcane plantations drove empires.. expansion of the spanish empire, driving the arab slave trade out of africa

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:46 PM

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yes. but corn is much cheaper.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:47 PM

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well in the US that's also in part to subsidies given to farmers who grow corn

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:47 PM

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the internet is for corn..

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:47 PM

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it's almost like a feedback loop

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:47 PM

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Food Inc. is a decent documentary that goes into this btw

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You should see it if you haven't.

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all of you.

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:47 PM

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it'd be great if Americans can stop pushing GMO on the rest of the world..

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:47 PM

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All these guys unzip their flies to corn, corn, corn..

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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it seems to be the only thing they seem to be non partisan about.. selling gmo bs

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glad the EU did away with it

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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Genetically modified foods are good.

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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GMOs aren't necessarily the enemy.

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the companies associated with them, though..

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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You can't feed 7 billion people on natural organic produce

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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well they manufacture the fertilizer

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and the drugs that treat cancer

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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Plus we've been "genetically modifying" food for thousands of years

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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feedback loop

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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GMO's are vital for reducing world hunger.

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:48 PM

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that's not the same!

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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what was it Nord Greenstrum (i think that's his name) said

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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GMOs are undeniably a good thing

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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something like

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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sort of is. we just got better at it.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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The companies that license the seed are the problem

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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"You can't have world peace on an empty stomach"

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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yeah companies like Monsanto

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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patents on living organisms are bs imo

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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They sold GMOs to India.. the crops failed..

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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patents on seeds is fucked

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:49 PM

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he single handedly went around the world helping poor countries develop crops that would grow better in their environments and get better yields

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that Nord guy has saved millions of lives through science

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the patents thing is why it's so vile.

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:51 PM

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GMO has become a blanket term.. cross breeding and selection is a good thing.. making it viable to only one type of fertilizer is another.. especially when said fertilizer makes the crops unsuitable/dangerous for human consumption

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Do you have root beer in your part of the world?

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:52 PM

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I fear I'm becoming the "here's a movie about this"-guy but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_Evolution

Food Evolution

Food Evolution is a 2016 documentary directed by Scott Hamilton Kennedy. The film was produced by Scott Hamilton Kennedy and Trace Sheehan. Narrated by Neil deGrasse Tyson, Food Evolution tackles the schism that has arisen between scientists and consumers over how to feed our...

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 12:52 PM

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I've seen root beer on the shelves.

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:52 PM

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sure we have root beer

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 12:52 PM

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But never seen anyone drink it.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:53 PM

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I see it in larger supermarkets

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:53 PM

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Mom drinks it

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:53 PM

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still not sure what it is

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:53 PM

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It's amazing.. _ oh it's made from cane sugar.. and it's back from 🤠 times..

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 12:53 PM

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We use beets for our sugar here.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:54 PM

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Eat to the Beet

rough sapphire Feb 13, 2019, 12:54 PM

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Wow..

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 12:54 PM

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Unce unce unce

tame terrace Feb 13, 2019, 12:54 PM

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beets are pretty common for sugar production, yeah.

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trust me I've played minecraft.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 12:55 PM

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it's actually Blondie's 4th studio album g :3

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:00 PM

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by the way tron

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I'm mad at you for getting that song stuck in my head

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs

YouTube

Broadway Classics

The Internet Is For Porn - HQ - Avenue Q - Original Broadway Cast

The original cast performs this number, with clearer footage from the press reel synched to the live performance. With: Jennifer Barnhart Natalie Venetia Bel...

▶ Play video

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:00 PM

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the internet is for porn .... classic 😄

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https://giphy.com/gifs/muppets-gif-qtnlmKINyEW9G

Giphy

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:02 PM

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Haha, also a classic

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:02 PM

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does this gif help you @sand goblet ? it could get rid of the other song

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:02 PM

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That one is a real song though

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MAHNAH MAHNAH

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:02 PM

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Does Adventure Q still run in theaters in the UK?

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:02 PM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/3Mz27X48Ey7MbfLOmSzkBK?si=RwN_gf40RHWNR6kjwsnEew

Spotify

Mah Nà Mah Nà

Mah Nà Mah Nà, a song by Piero Umiliani on Spotify

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I don't think so

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oh, hey

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https://open.spotify.com/track/4mmkb2UtvIiThoOFVAznum?si=QnuEfaoXT4Os6VhymeTJlA

Spotify

Mah Na Mah Na

Mah Na Mah Na, a song by Mahna Mahna and The Two Snowths on Spotify

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:03 PM

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to bad.. whenever I have been to the UK I have not been able to see it

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:04 PM

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probably because it's actually called Avenue Q

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:P

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:04 PM

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yeah might have been for that fact yes 😄

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:05 PM

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haha, the fucking pink monsters

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I remember that shit

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I had it on a VHS when I was tiny

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:06 PM

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It was a weekly show when I was a kid 😄 it was just great, I have only good memories with the muppets

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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plenty of hilarity, yeah

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beaker was the best

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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https://twitter.com/ABSCBNNews/status/750330252203659264

ABS-CBN News (@ABSCBNNews)

EARLIER: Air Force planes form "69" to mark 69th PAF anniversary. (Photo by Trisha Mostoles) https://t.co/6B1NXuRfpF | via @stanleypalisada

Retweets

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sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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:v

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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niiiiiiiiiice

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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nice

summer rampart Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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it's a bird

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:07 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

YouTube

The Muppets

Pöpcørn | Recipes with The Swedish Chef | The Muppets

Your favorite chef - The Swedish Chef - shares his recipe for popcorn, or as he refers to it "Pöpcørn." Subscribe for all new videos from The Muppets! ► http...

▶ Play video

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one of the newer ones

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it also has closed captions for those that need it

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:P

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:08 PM

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haha

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:08 PM

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they're just as hilarious

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:08 PM

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one of my favourites is where some guy just wants to buy some food

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but grover is count up numbers

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"please take a number and wait for it to be called."

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guy gets like number 47

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:09 PM

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haha

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:09 PM

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and grover counts all the orders

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"number one? anyone? no? okay number two's up.... no?"

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they take it to the fucking EXTREME

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it's like a god damn 4-5 minute sketch

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:10 PM

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xD

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:10 PM

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yeah. cc is great when you do not understand Swedish or any nordic language 😄

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:10 PM

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yeah but

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you need to see them to understand

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lol

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just take a look

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:11 PM

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it reminds me of uhhh....

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Holy Grail

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:11 PM

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my favorite is when they try to say "hell if i know" but cant since it is a kids show

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:11 PM

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where it's all in fucking Swedish at the start

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:11 PM

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the behind the scenes when the actors screws up the lines is great

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:11 PM

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hahaha

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they used a version of popcorn, great

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the subs in that bit are brilliant too

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:12 PM

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yeah :P

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:12 PM

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I wonder if you guys think that the swedish chef says something real

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:12 PM

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He doesn't

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:P

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:13 PM

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its all just gibberish, but good gibberish

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like.. to make all mistakes you probably have to know the correct ones

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the i am guessing a sweed have helped out there

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:14 PM

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the way swedes say J still amuses me to this day

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specifically the word "jumping"

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yooooomping

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:16 PM

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fun fact. though not true, but close enough

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I is E and E is I phonetically

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so when you have alot of e and i in your name it gets a bit difficult to say for english people

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like mine Eivind

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:17 PM

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i've had practice by spending way too much of my youth playing counter-strike / quake

oak tangle Feb 13, 2019, 1:18 PM

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I don't know how to pronounce Eivind

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:18 PM

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https://translate.google.no/#view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=no&text=ay-Win

Google Oversetter

Googles kostnadsfrie oversettelsestjeneste oversetter ord, setninger og nettsider umiddelbart mellom engelsk og over 100 andre språk.

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this is very close in english

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:18 PM

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ayy, win

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:18 PM

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https://translate.google.no/#view=home&op=translate&sl=no&tl=en&text=Eivind

Google Oversetter

Googles kostnadsfrie oversettelsestjeneste oversetter ord, setninger og nettsider umiddelbart mellom engelsk og over 100 andre språk.

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this is in norwegian

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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I'd probably go with like "aye-ev-end"

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seems about right

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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about right 😄

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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eye-vend

glass gorge Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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🏝 💨

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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:P

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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iVend.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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haha

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:19 PM

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the d is silent 😄

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:20 PM

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iVend: You bought it, we own it.

fervent dock Feb 13, 2019, 1:20 PM

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I is E and E is I phonetically I think this is true for many languages

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English is just a little special

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mad

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:20 PM

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that just might be the case

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:20 PM

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I still like it better

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xD

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but yes english is weird

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it's like the iOS of languages

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 1:20 PM

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dutch e sounds like english a

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:21 PM

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iVend: Because we couldn't afford to keep all the Apple stores open after the stock price crashed.

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:21 PM

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😄

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:21 PM

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Hah

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:21 PM

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if you wonder how to pronounce a name, use google translate in that language to do so

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:22 PM

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The year is 2050. The zombie apocalypse is upon us.

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Brave soldiers have retrofitted Airpods with tiny machine guns.

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Homepods have become airstrike payloads.

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:22 PM

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iVend: Where to get our latest products.*

Please not that iVend is not compatible with standardised currency.

stark prawn Feb 13, 2019, 1:22 PM

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This is implying the world doesn't cease to exist in 2038

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:23 PM

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Or any other year

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Are you saying bisk only has 19 years to git gud?

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:P

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it's gonna be y2k all over again isn't it

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:24 PM

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From the people who brought you iVend: iVenn Diagram, because we know pretentious wankers and money have some common ground.

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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iVen diagrams.. i love it

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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Have you heard of iMindMap?

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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no

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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I knew a woman that swore by that thing

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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i.cannot.stop.please.send.help.

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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https://imindmap.com/

iMindMap Mind Mapping

iMindMap is the official Mind Mapping software. Endorsed by the inventor of Mind Mapping, Tony Buzan. Discover the power of digital Mind Maps and visual thinking with 7 unique workspaces. Download iMindMap's free, full-feature, 7-day trial today.

oak tangle Feb 13, 2019, 1:25 PM

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Have you tried the iVend @gentle moss ?

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It has great moderation tools to MAKE you stop

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:26 PM

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no, but iTried.

oak tangle Feb 13, 2019, 1:26 PM

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Although I guess it also has an ethical module to prevent abuse

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:26 PM

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this reminds me of that iRack/iRan sketch

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:26 PM

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:D

viral parrot Feb 13, 2019, 1:26 PM

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check this word 😄

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:26 PM

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was that a robot chicken?

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i can't remember, the iraq / iran thing

sand goblet Feb 13, 2019, 1:27 PM

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my remote session is soundless as of late

gentle moss Feb 13, 2019, 1:27 PM

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defo a bush reference