#ot1-perplexing-regexing | Python | Page 239

tame pier Dec 9, 2018, 12:12 AM

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@tired osprey https://github.com/qw3rtman/git-fire

GitHub

qw3rtman/git-fire

:fire: Save Your Code in an Emergency. Contribute to qw3rtman/git-fire development by creating an account on GitHub.

tired osprey Dec 9, 2018, 12:13 AM

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😮

tame pier Dec 9, 2018, 12:55 AM

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https://myanimelist.net/news/56414898

MyAnimeList.net

New 'Ghost in the Shell' Anime to Release in 2020

The official website for Production I.G has announced more information to the previously announced new anime adaptation to Ghost in the Shell franchise co-directed by Kenji Kamiyama (Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex series) and Shinji Aramaki (Appleseed Saga Ex Machina...

rough sapphire Dec 9, 2018, 11:50 AM

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this is why you should avoid making too many typos in a string:

📎 d20_drier.png

gentle moss Dec 9, 2018, 12:44 PM

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hah

tiny raven Dec 9, 2018, 1:02 PM

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Here's the formula for Trump
1: throw darts at a board to find something
2: claim it's bad for America and deport it

sinful turtle Dec 9, 2018, 1:10 PM

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ew politics

covert scaffold Dec 9, 2018, 1:24 PM

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📎 image0.png

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Excuse my horrible photoshop

glass gorge Dec 9, 2018, 1:25 PM

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I can't even remember the last time I had that error

covert scaffold Dec 9, 2018, 1:25 PM

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Lol

rough sapphire Dec 9, 2018, 2:53 PM

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why don't you just use the square select the error instead of using the rubber tool 🤔

gentle moss Dec 9, 2018, 4:50 PM

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kids these days

covert scaffold Dec 9, 2018, 5:26 PM

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sh

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shh

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new to photoshop lul

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and i was on mobile so

gentle moss Dec 9, 2018, 5:29 PM

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¬_¬

tame pier Dec 9, 2018, 7:07 PM

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Most editors auto-indent...

tiny raven Dec 9, 2018, 8:07 PM

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Ah

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Mfw my tab key was adding 3 spaces instead of 4, that was fun

steel fox Dec 10, 2018, 5:11 AM

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MFW you're using spaces

tough stratus Dec 10, 2018, 8:52 AM

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:facepalm:

bleak lintel Dec 10, 2018, 12:19 PM

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@steel fox you are an inferior species

placid hound Dec 10, 2018, 3:12 PM

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@rough sapphire you're an idiot

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 3:14 PM

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hey hey hey

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we're all homosaypeeands here

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stop being mean

placid hound Dec 10, 2018, 3:15 PM

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I was just agreeing

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 3:17 PM

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No need to be abraisive.

bleak lintel Dec 10, 2018, 3:46 PM

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@rough sapphire I am above the average human though, I am a homo archien

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user of arch Linux

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 3:46 PM

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I've never seen scott argue

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lol

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 3:59 PM

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📎 unknown.png

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 4:02 PM

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this whole trend of where to put shit on the phone bezel is getting amusing

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first we had the notch

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then we had the notch and the chin

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and now we have the hole punch

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📎 samsung-a8s-728x555.png

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(and the chin)

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:04 PM

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is this the s10

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 4:04 PM

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📎 Huawei-V20-1024x532-728x378.png

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that was the A8S

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the second one is the honor view 20

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:08 PM

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seen this one?

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📎 nexus2cee_DSC01844.png

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 4:08 PM

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yes

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that looks fragile

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:08 PM

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meta, how's it going

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:08 PM

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yea and the motor's probably gonna die

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going well man, and you?

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:08 PM

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Busy with exam preps

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And life

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vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:08 PM

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finals?

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:09 PM

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yeah

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Can't wait for third year

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We have to do some electrical thing next semester

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I thought it might be fun if you wanna get into hardware

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I was wrong

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After looking at a course outline

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😭

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:10 PM

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lol is it computer architecture?

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:11 PM

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No

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Electrical something

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we have to deal with circuits and so on

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:12 PM

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actually making circuits? or programming microcontrollers or something along those lines?

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:13 PM

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Making circuits maybe

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:13 PM

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interesting interesting

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:13 PM

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Electrical fundamentals is the name

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:14 PM

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sounds like a party 😛

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:14 PM

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lemonpeek

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I wish

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:15 PM

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nice

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get those soldering skills up :D

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:16 PM

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and hope to not get burned

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:16 PM

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you will

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everyone does

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i've got a scar on my right hand from where i accidentally put my hand on a 400c soldering iron tip designed for melting lead for stained glass

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bit extreme compared to most soldering burns, but mark my words boy, your skin will burn

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:18 PM

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lol

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:18 PM

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worst part about super hot soldering is that you actually can't really feel the burn as it happens

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400c is a bit extreme i think

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:18 PM

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one time i mistook my soldering iron for my toothbrush. all my teeth are now joined as one big contiguous supertooth

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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really ?

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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yeah but at least you got some sweet shiny grills

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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😂

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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yes

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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lmao

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how

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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all set for your rapper career

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especially after they mandated lead can't be used in solder anymore

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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by yes i mean no

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:19 PM

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so you're unlikely to be heavy mental poisoned

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however, heavy metal is pretty metal

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Lead Tooth: Heavy Metal DJ

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:20 PM

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yeah also you can get fillings for all your teeth for the price of one tooth

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/c7fb96907ee86c1725aeb30f5d5b372c/tenor.gif

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:21 PM

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Who'd buy a tooth tho

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:21 PM

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or just melt some lead and give it a gargle

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people pay £10k+ to have all their teeth ripped out and replaced with artificial ones

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sooooo

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someone would

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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think i saw a reddit post about a documentary about the chinese organ black market

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they definitely would

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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yeah, it's got healing properties

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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or maybe it was twitter

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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that's why the tooth fairy wants all those baby teeth

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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You guys know what the chinese culture is like ?

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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she grinds them up and snorts them for eternal life

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:23 PM

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I heard they like to do work

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:24 PM

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damn that's actually an amazing premise @gentle moss

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:24 PM

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yes, that's why shenzhen @granite lake

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:24 PM

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tooth fairy the interdimensional drug kingpin

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:24 PM

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haha

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human teeth are the cocaine of the gods

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:25 PM

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that explains the simulation

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thats why we exist. theyre just farming us for teeth

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:25 PM

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profit margins get too low though so she's got to use some weird tricks

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like socially engineering people to have all their teeth ripped out for fake ones

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or getting russians to free climb buildings

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:27 PM

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braces = illuminati?

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:27 PM

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Nah

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Refining quality.

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:27 PM

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shit

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:27 PM

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That's why poorer parts of the world have less teeth

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it's not due to socioeconomic reasons

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Tooth fairy just needs more bulk to make up for low quality yield

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:28 PM

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careful

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she probably has ears everywhere

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:29 PM

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I had to have 4 teeth ripped out as a kid because I had "too many"

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pffft, cmon dentist

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i know your game

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:29 PM

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found it

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:29 PM

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yeah see i'm just having fun with a nice fairytale making it a bit stupid / dark

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that's actually disturbing dude.

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:29 PM

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indeed

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come to think of it, maybe not appropriate to post here

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:30 PM

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was what i was going to tell you

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but i'm not a mod or admin so it's not my place

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good thing you came to the conclusion yourself

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i guess?

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 4:31 PM

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there it goes

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 4:31 PM

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👀

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:31 PM

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gdude is always on the look

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🚶

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:32 PM

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just a smart move not to post weird fucked up shit in general

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oh man it feels good to be <5 letters again

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 4:32 PM

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You calling me fat?

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:P

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:33 PM

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:D

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looks like you got a little bit hanging off you tbh

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sagging a bit

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 4:33 PM

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I miss juan

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When last he been in ot

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 4:33 PM

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He's busy

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:34 PM

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^

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urg that reminds me

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i need to do analysis of my servers to see why my AWS data costs doubled

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since the fucking invoices aren't detailed enough

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and nor are the default cloudwatch bullshit metrics

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it'll turn out to be a fucking long overdue apt-get update && apt-get upgrade or something

strange flicker Dec 10, 2018, 4:44 PM

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why don't you use a fixed priced servers?

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 4:46 PM

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a portion of my work is based on using / understanding AWS

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so i set all my shit up in AWS using free tier

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then realised the costs weren't so bad when that expired and was like "eh, this'll do."

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AWS can be great value for money, but you've got to keep your fucking eyes peeled for shit

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my bill spikes every october to double its usual but that's only because of my domains

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:18 PM

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https://skribbl.io/?UpP7G1miq8

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anyone up for some skribblio?

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it's like pictionary

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but in your browser

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:19 PM

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Do I need a mouse ?

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:19 PM

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if you wanna draw, yep

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:19 PM

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oof

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:19 PM

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a cursor of some sort

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:19 PM

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I have to study

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lol

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:19 PM

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godspeed

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:20 PM

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Im in

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:20 PM

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what about studying -.-

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:22 PM

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hehe

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who is meta^2 ?

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 5:23 PM

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it me

lilac glade Dec 10, 2018, 5:24 PM

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no u

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:24 PM

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ou

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 5:33 PM

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well, I won

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:33 PM

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gg

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:33 PM

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lol

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 5:33 PM

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:P

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now to unplug my tablet for another 6 months

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:34 PM

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davinci couldnt have painted a better cow

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 5:34 PM

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yeah but the word wasn't cows

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it was milk

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:34 PM

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cows make milk

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/c7fb96907ee86c1725aeb30f5d5b372c/tenor.gif

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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smh

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I gotta eat now

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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you could have drawn an arrow to the udder or added a bottle or something

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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youre just jealous of my cow drawing skills

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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Skribbl io is nice tho

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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it's no fun if you don't try

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that site hates graphics tablets

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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Wonder if its open source

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:35 PM

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wow thats hurtful gman

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it's nice having stuff like this in the browser nowadays

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without annoying flash

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 5:36 PM

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I recently came up with a challenge where players have to say a word and others have to say a word that relates to it

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If they take too long or give an invalid answer they get knocked out

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Its a good brain teaser

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:38 PM

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you should up the stakes

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fear factor style

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thatll really get their brain going

gentle moss Dec 10, 2018, 5:38 PM

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cockroach tank

vapid bluff Dec 10, 2018, 5:38 PM

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^

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 6:39 PM

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hmm

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:03 PM

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@robust sierra Whats new

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:03 PM

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?

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wat

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:04 PM

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You'd always come with something to talk

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So whats new ?

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:04 PM

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uhh

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:05 PM

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i have learned stuff about the german nationalism from the 1000s till 1870s

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:06 PM

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my comp sci teacher gave my class really easy challenges so im bored

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:07 PM

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i had a fun physics lesson today

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:07 PM

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i had a shitty school day today

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:08 PM

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after 20 minutes our teacher started to talk about how the schrödingergleichung and the relativity theory are incompatbile and how you can mathematically prove that using uni maths for 10 minutes

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nobody understood what he was saying

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:08 PM

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nothing interesting happened to me

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:08 PM

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the 10 minutes ended with "but you dont have to know that so forget about it"

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then the guy infront of me turned around "what the fuck is happening here"

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:09 PM

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haha

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we were learning about loci in math(s) today

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so boring

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:09 PM

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that is the fancy term for point isnt it

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:10 PM

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point(s)

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i hate loci

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:10 PM

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but you can do lots of fun stuff

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like the thales circle

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or however its named in english

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:11 PM

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Sup bosses

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:11 PM

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yeah but cosine rule and pythagoras more fun

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:11 PM

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We had pythagora last week at school

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:12 PM

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what year/grade?

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:12 PM

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9th

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:12 PM

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same as in germany

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:12 PM

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pythagoras is awesome

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:12 PM

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our maths teacher is doing stochastics with us

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me no like

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:12 PM

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It opens so many possiblities

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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yeah

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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stochastics is the only thing ive found in maths that i really hate

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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Ye

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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wait wats stochastics

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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probability

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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But we do pythagora in basic shit, its starting t be boring

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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i thought you were talking german

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:13 PM

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in german it would be Stochastik

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:14 PM

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Germany is beatiful contry

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I wanna visit there someday

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:14 PM

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no explosions happened in chemistry today :(

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:14 PM

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lots of confusion happened in physics today

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and ill have an english exam tomorrow

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yay

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:14 PM

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about?

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:15 PM

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"science and technology"

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:15 PM

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wat

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:15 PM

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yeah dont even ask

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its basically

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"lets mix up some stuff which is related to science teach them some words which corresspond to that and let them do listening comprehensions and mediations about it"

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:15 PM

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I have growing pain

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Ahhhh

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:15 PM

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wat

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:16 PM

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My bones are growing fast, so it hurts

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I am 15

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Teen

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:16 PM

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i have to sit in this grammar lesson thing thats so boring after every tuesday "so i can reach my highest potential grade"

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:17 PM

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xD good luck

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:17 PM

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i already reached my Minimum grade last year

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fucking idiots

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:17 PM

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haha

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When boring lesson, I go to coma and start my virtual reality where I am at 120 level

clever wedge Dec 10, 2018, 7:17 PM

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@frosty marten I feel you buddy. When i was 14 I grew 7 inches in 3 weeks.

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:18 PM

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@clever wedge Must hurt, I cant sleep

clever wedge Dec 10, 2018, 7:18 PM

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i had to take pain meds.

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:18 PM

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I have a super amazing friend who got unconditional offers from all of the universities on her list

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:18 PM

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wow

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:18 PM

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(meaning they don't care what grades she gets)

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:18 PM

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oh i thought you were going to mute me again

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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How??

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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oof

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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You guys have talked to her actually

ebon quarry Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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My uni didn't care either

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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bubba

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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all unis around here care

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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@sand goblet Lemon?

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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Lemon is a dude

ebon quarry Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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It was horrible though so there's that

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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well not for everything but for lots of stuff

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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lol

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lucy?

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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you haven't talked to them

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:19 PM

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it was horrible because you apparently never learned properly about maths volcyy

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:20 PM

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bubbawubwub

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:20 PM

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you didnt know stuff we learn 3 years before going to university

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:20 PM

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Yeah

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:20 PM

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and we are in the same country

ebon quarry Dec 10, 2018, 7:20 PM

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Yes Nix. And yet I make my own money and here you are shitposting on Discord about who's bad at maths. Who's laughing now?

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:20 PM

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I'm proud of them okay :v

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:21 PM

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i didnt say that its bad to not be good at math

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:21 PM

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I mean all I have done in University is took lessons, what costed 75 euros

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:21 PM

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and if they dont teach you stuff at school thats not your fault

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also you are like 3 years older than me so thats no surprise

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:22 PM

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Volcyy that is not a nice thing to say

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:22 PM

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I had to took it, cuz linus torvalds was teaching math

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:22 PM

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import error had the idea that django devs are bad at math in general

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:22 PM

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yes

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we're all bad at math(s)

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:22 PM

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xD

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:23 PM

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math(s)(y)

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:23 PM

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I have to study for networking and I feel so tired

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:23 PM

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Tell me what is 666 in hell

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:23 PM

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999

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:23 PM

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its the number of the animal

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and the animal came to the earth and the people prayed to the animal and gave the animal stuff

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and the animal would shit at god 7 days and 7 nights a week

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and so on

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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Kinda like minecraft

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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They danced with the animal and went to its birthday parties

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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no

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they did not do that

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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They celebrated Christmas together

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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no

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but the animal got a smaller animal which would terrorize the people

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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Chanukah?

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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gdude, what have you baked today?

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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they are christian g

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well the people not the animal

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:24 PM

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A pizza @frosty marten

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@tired osprey so Christmas

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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but the animal and his friend arent christian

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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im getting bored of toasters

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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@sand goblet I made Toffee and it ended up tasting only sugar, so I made pancakes

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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So they had like a secular gathering?

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Let's call it Hearth's Warming

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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xD

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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(i actually only know these bible phrases because i read about a bible parody where "animal" was replaced with "beer" so there would be sentences like "and the people prayed to the beer" and so on)

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:25 PM

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Gareth's warming

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:26 PM

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Why the fuck my spotify putted some avicii shit on my playlist

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eww

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:26 PM

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Don't be that guy

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Wake me up when it's all over

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:27 PM

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Its over now

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:27 PM

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Okay now play it again so I can get some more sleep

#

:v

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:27 PM

#

What?

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:27 PM

#

By the way, you don't have Spotify linked to discord

#

You should do that

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:27 PM

#

Are you female?

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:27 PM

#

shocking

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no he isnt

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:28 PM

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Am I? Nope

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:28 PM

#

i think

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:28 PM

#

I mean I feel like the name is fairly descriptive

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:28 PM

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I dont wanna let my brother see what I am listening

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:28 PM

#

Why?

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:28 PM

#

IDK

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:29 PM

#

So link it

#

Share the love

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:29 PM

#

Dont ask so difficult questions

#

I love how you tryna influence me

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:30 PM

#

Hey man, we all need help making good habits

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:30 PM

#

wdym?

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:31 PM

#

lol

#

Strength come my way

#

Must studddy

#

😩

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:31 PM

#

I mean hey

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:31 PM

#

I got A+ from Swedish exam, embarrasing

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:31 PM

#

I need to work on my motivation

#

Lemon needs to give himself more free time

#

@tired osprey is German

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:32 PM

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Jag är från finland

#

xD

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:32 PM

#

abort abort abort

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:32 PM

#

That means I am from finland

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:32 PM

#

i wouldve guessed that

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:32 PM

#

I figured :P

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:32 PM

#

i read an article about nuclear weapons and rockets in dutch the other day

#

it sounded like a 1 year old german wouldve written it

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:33 PM

#

Just said cuz rules

#

xD

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:33 PM

#

That sounds like Dutch

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 7:33 PM

#

what do we pay for?

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

NVM

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

Was that meant for ot0?

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

Wrong chat

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

I noticed

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

I am talking to my client

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

lol

#

careful next time

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

lol

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

could mistakenly send your credit card info

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:34 PM

#

I accidently put secret key here

#

Well, gdude can you delete if i do

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:36 PM

#

Hey man, I ain't cleaning up your mess

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:36 PM

#

You have the option to delete your messages

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:36 PM

#

Its beautiful code

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:36 PM

#

🙄

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:37 PM

#

Alan Walker, is he the Norwegian

#

like lemon

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:37 PM

#

No, he's Alan Walker

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:37 PM

#

Logic?

#

if logic == 'woman':
server.do(ban=True)

#

That was savage

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:39 PM

#

It was kind of like sweet chilli sauce

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:39 PM

#

I need to get 1 monitor more

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:39 PM

#

The more of it you use, the harder it is to get it out of the bottle

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:41 PM

#

My dream is to never be super famous

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:41 PM

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I think you'll accomplish your dream

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:41 PM

#

I am 15

#

I am only 9 years old

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:42 PM

#

You want a ban with those fries?

#

Seriously though, you'll manage it

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:42 PM

#

Fries?

#

15 seriously

#

Right...?

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:43 PM

#

Okay

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:43 PM

#

Fuck that looks suspicious

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:44 PM

#

I'm 26, since we're sharing

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:44 PM

#

26, what degree? Or are you the hard way, Alpha male

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:45 PM

#

I did a year of CS and dropped out

#

But I have a java cert

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:45 PM

#

I am thinking about what it takes to work for Discord

#

At least I must be 3 years older

sand goblet Dec 10, 2018, 7:46 PM

#

Presence at their office

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 7:46 PM

#

can anyone help my at #help-coconut '

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:46 PM

#

You sure your name isnt against the rules?

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 7:46 PM

#

me?

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:46 PM

#

Ye

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 7:47 PM

#

oof

#

sorry

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:47 PM

#

lol

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:47 PM

#

ok now its good

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:47 PM

#

gdude is coming

#

Oh he changed it

#

haha

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 7:47 PM

#

but help me lol

#

i wanna know it

frosty marten Dec 10, 2018, 7:51 PM

#

Umm

#

ok?

#

@granite lake Hi

granite lake Dec 10, 2018, 7:51 PM

#

🖖

#

Lets shift to ot0

#

We have a good convo

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 7:59 PM

#

@ebon quarry what do you work as?

ebon quarry Dec 10, 2018, 8:02 PM

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heavy weapons guy

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 8:03 PM

#

what kind of heavy weapons?

ebon quarry Dec 10, 2018, 8:04 PM

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find out on twitch! bannyS

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 8:04 PM

#

team fortress?...

#

oh submarines

ebon quarry Dec 10, 2018, 8:05 PM

#

yes

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 8:06 PM

#

have you ever tried not using a weapon before and only using hands?

#

hands are lit because they are silent

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 8:15 PM

#

slaps are loud

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 8:20 PM

#

decapitation isnt, unless you make sure every bone screams in the process

steel fox Dec 10, 2018, 8:23 PM

#

Hello friends

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 8:24 PM

#

@robust sierra id just like to let you know that import error identifies as a self propelled pistol

steel fox Dec 10, 2018, 8:25 PM

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No u

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 8:25 PM

#

📎 unknown.png

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 8:27 PM

#

photoshop

steel fox Dec 10, 2018, 8:53 PM

#

That’s clearly a dm from @bleak lintel you shopped

bleak lintel Dec 10, 2018, 8:54 PM

#

📎 image0.png

steel fox Dec 10, 2018, 8:56 PM

#

WHAT

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 8:58 PM

#

he is doing that often

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

@tired osprey

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

hm

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

can you be an octocat pls

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

no

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

pls

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

why

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

because original nix ofc

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

blubblubblubb meow blub

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

pls

#

change pfp to octocat

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:28 PM

#

no

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:29 PM

#

okay then

#

nix should i change to acid + metal reaction now?

#

im getting bored of acid + base

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:29 PM

#

change to physics

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:30 PM

#

no

#

there

#

much better

#

wait no i made mistake

#

much better

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:35 PM

#

u suck at dis

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:35 PM

#

no

#

Whats wrong with Cu + 2HCl --> CuCl₂ + 2H?

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:36 PM

#

you failed at the beginning

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:36 PM

#

so? i fixed it

#

i was fixing the subscripts and so i forgot to remove h2o thing and balance it

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:37 PM

#

aka bad

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 9:37 PM

#

Friendly reminder that Hillary is a AuH2O Girl

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

but you failed the first time you attempted that math(s) question

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

and that was math(s) i had never done before

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

excuses

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

do you have excuses

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

yes

halcyon aurora Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

of course they do, plenty

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:38 PM

#

list them please

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:39 PM

#

1.) I did'n't know 0.5 * 2 = 1

#

and that it

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:39 PM

#

excuses for your chemistry failure_

also thats not a thing to know thats a thing logic tells you

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:39 PM

#

excoose me?

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:39 PM

#

no i dont

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:39 PM

#

chemistry failure?

#

nO U

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

no uh

#

uh

#

U

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

hmm

#

i propose

#

U

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

Don't be so personal Nix, that's not a nice thing to say

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

incorrect

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

its stop getting so personal Nix, that is not a nice thing to say

#

please

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

^

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

git gud

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 9:40 PM

#

Do not make it so personally Gnick

#

Is it a nice think to say?

#

No

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:41 PM

#

git gud

📎 Screen_Shot_2018-12-10_at_21.41.14.png

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:41 PM

#

i bet somebody made a plugin for this

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:41 PM

#

lemme see

rough sapphire Dec 10, 2018, 9:42 PM

#

Git it before it's sold out

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:42 PM

#

no

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:42 PM

#

https://github.com/fsufitch/git-gud

GitHub

fsufitch/git-gud

Ever had someone tell you to "get good"? Now you can! - fsufitch/git-gud

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:42 PM

#

as expected

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:43 PM

#

lit

#

∑

#

whats that

proper dune Dec 10, 2018, 9:45 PM

#

thonkspin

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:45 PM

#

yeah i searched "Whats an E" on google

#

after seeing your pfp

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:49 PM

#

thats a capital Sigma

robust sierra Dec 10, 2018, 9:49 PM

#

whats it do

tired osprey Dec 10, 2018, 9:49 PM

#

in maths its the uh bad german translation incoming
sum sign

proper dune Dec 10, 2018, 9:49 PM

#

also the symbol for the covariance matrix

tough stratus Dec 10, 2018, 10:09 PM

#

Normally it means "Sum of"

#

https://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/sigma-notation.html

robust sierra Dec 11, 2018, 8:40 PM

#

@lone otter i gave up on my first clash of code :(

#

so hard

lone otter Dec 11, 2018, 8:41 PM

#

rip

robust sierra Dec 11, 2018, 8:41 PM

#

you must be good at this

tulip palm Dec 11, 2018, 10:29 PM

#

@robust sierra wouldn't your nickname end with H₂ rather than 2H?

robust sierra Dec 11, 2018, 10:31 PM

#

Yes but I can't be asked to change rn

tulip palm Dec 11, 2018, 10:31 PM

#

i see

ebon quarry Dec 11, 2018, 10:33 PM

#

nice laggy phone

bleak lintel Dec 11, 2018, 10:35 PM

#

what the

robust sierra Dec 11, 2018, 10:35 PM

#

Sorry for Ping joph

bleak lintel Dec 11, 2018, 10:36 PM

#

oh it was you

#

sounds about right

granite lake Dec 11, 2018, 11:05 PM

#

@tulip palm Is back

worn kite Dec 11, 2018, 11:06 PM

#

Hail the alpacalypse!

granite lake Dec 11, 2018, 11:06 PM

#

YAY

#

yes

#

@worn kite Where you found that pfp ?

tulip palm Dec 11, 2018, 11:08 PM

#

heck hello

worn kite Dec 11, 2018, 11:09 PM

#

it's from a game series

#

the character is Dregg Morris, the most grumpy and cynical person of this fantasy world, police officer and absolutely despising all post offices - dressed as Santa to ruin Christmas

granite lake Dec 11, 2018, 11:11 PM

#

😮

worn kite Dec 11, 2018, 11:11 PM

#

https://www.kongregate.com/games/VasantJ/medieval-cop-how-the-grump-stole-christmas

Kongregate

Medieval Cop - How the Grump Stole Christmas!

The Grump, a grouchy, solitary creature who attempts to put an end to Christmas by stealing Christmas-themed items from the homes of the nearby town in Rightia...

#

those Medieval ??? games are an awesome series though

#

really entertaining and funny

#

my normal character before that was the same guy btw, just not festive

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:02 AM

#

my hate for the world is keeping me alive!

granite lake Dec 12, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

woah

#

such random text

#

@grim nest R u okay ?

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:06 AM

#

@granite lake From the Medieval Cop game that Byte posted 😛

granite lake Dec 12, 2018, 12:06 AM

#

oh

#

lmao

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:06 AM

#

btw i hate pretentious clicky keyboards. Always important-typing

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:12 AM

#

It's not about being pretentious though

#

The feel and sound of a keyboard actually is important for how well you can type on it

#

So yes I may sound like a broken chainsaw but it's great for my productivity :P

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:13 AM

#

Raprhjaprjprjprkklkl ickclicklick murder

#

My G710+ isn't too clickity - but at work there is one keyboard that's a very cheap, generic keyboard that clacks louder than anything

granite lake Dec 12, 2018, 12:15 AM

#

lol

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:16 AM

#

I have some Apple keyboards from the '90s around here that are particularly ridiculous. But rigid.

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:17 AM

#

I wanted to post the gif of the student who slams a typewriter on the desk for taking notes in his uni lecture, but I can't find it

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:17 AM

#

I have a few P/S2 keyboards at work that I could record tomorrow.

#

doritoface

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:18 AM

#

OK everybody bring your decibel meters to work tomorrow !

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:18 AM

#

not the seismographs?

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:18 AM

#

You mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOOasM0HvsY

YouTube

loolzinfo

Student with typewriter machine @ University

Student with typewriter machine at University

▶ Play video

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:18 AM

#

ha!~

#

That kid gets it

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:19 AM

#

I would get, too, if I could.

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:19 AM

#

i'm sold on the sport coat

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:20 AM

#

yah

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:20 AM

#

Unfortunately, computers don't support typewriters anymore.

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:20 AM

#

I thought there was a gif version of it

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:20 AM

#

PogChamp

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:20 AM

#

📎 unknown.png

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:20 AM

#

There is

#

I remember what you're talking about.

#

I'm just not bothered enough to find it.

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:21 AM

#

not worth it either 😛

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:21 AM

#

^

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:21 AM

#

I like his impromptu typing machine carry bag

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:21 AM

#

That's much better tho tbh

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:22 AM

#

also Linux has TTYs, which stands for TeleTYpewriter...

#

so...

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:22 AM

#

and that crisp 28# Hammermill he loaded in there

proper dune Dec 12, 2018, 12:22 AM

#

get one of those typewriter keycaps for your cherry mx blues and reinact that

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:22 AM

#

Work machine's a PC, home machine's a PC.

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

How much you wanna bet

#

Someone's made a modern-day keyboard

#

one that has a typewriter sound and feel to it.

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:23 AM

#

that first carriage return on that type writer

#

and everybody's head turns . ha!

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:23 AM

#

http://www.steampunkalchemy.com/sites/default/files/gallery/01presssteampunkalchemy3169.jpg

#

search for steampunk keyboards

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:23 AM

#

📎 unknown.png

#

I don't have to.

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:24 AM

#

Great for an accomplished tech journalist

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:24 AM

#

Looks very impractical

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:24 AM

#

it probably is.

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:24 AM

#

Get that perfect centerpiece for your home office

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:24 AM

#

I don't like giant keys though

#

Or round keys in general

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:25 AM

#

I hate laptop keyboards

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:25 AM

#

Everyone hates laptop keyboards

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:25 AM

#

WE hate laptop keyboards!

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 12:25 AM

#

https://fulltimefriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/big-enter-in-use_grande.gif

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:26 AM

#

https://youtu.be/i6k4VfElN3A

YouTube

RM Videos

Man has fun hitting giant Enter key while typing

Jukin Media Verified (Original) * For licensing / permission to use: Contact - licensing(at)jukinmediadotcom Submit your videos here: http://bit.ly/2iFnUya

▶ Play video

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:26 AM

#

📎 iu.png

#

Discord is everything i wished irc had

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:31 AM

#

Same

#

And ircv3 won't solve that problem

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:33 AM

#

Too little, too late im afraid

#

IRC is pretty dead compared to 10 years ago. It served its purpose

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:35 AM

#

IRC is for old people.

#

I am not old, so I do not use IRC.

#

You do not use IRC, so you are not old.

#

doritoface

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:36 AM

#

So binary yet eloquent

#

Im going to be old in a few weeks. Big 30. Old goldfish.

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:38 AM

#

Oh, please.

#

30 isn't old.

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:40 AM

#

Ahh id better log out of irc then... zedpeek

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:40 AM

#

javascript

#

https://youtu.be/3ihk2bPzt6A

YouTube

Refisio

HypeSquad Snowsgiving Voice in a nutshell

▶ Play video

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:47 AM

#

Anyone work as a dev for a living?

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 12:47 AM

#

Well, that was fun

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 12:50 AM

#

My name is budokai and ill be your waiter tonight. I hear the deep fried turkey is really good this time of year. If you want a vegan option, we also have great deep fried cabbage heads.

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 1:00 AM

#

does anyone know how to find a editing discord server ?

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 1:18 AM

#

how do you find servers on discord I'm new here

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 1:25 AM

#

I usually find them searching on Google - or finding a subreddit's official discord server

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:09 AM

#

this work laptop gets slower every day

strange flicker Dec 12, 2018, 11:00 AM

#

there was an article somewhere where the guy complained that your have to buy the new hardware, not because you are getting new expensive features in the apps, but because same apps with the same functionality are consuming more and more resources

#

e.g android itself consumes more disc space than win10

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:33 AM

#

📎 unknown.png

#

📎 unknown.png

#

you were saying

sonic night Dec 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

#

Thats what happens when u put a cook behind the screen

#

u get some nice 🍝

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:49 AM

#

[11:00] soosleek: there was an article somewhere where the guy complained

#

could've stopped there

#

imo, from what you've described this guys article as being, is him complaining that we're developing faster technologies and software developers are writing stuff that takes advantage of this

#

there are probably arguments to be made (and i've made them before) about not writing slow code just because you can throw hardware at it these days

#

but at the end of the day is that efficiency / optimisation even worth the amount of effort put in to create it?

#

I'd say in a few cases yes.

#

For example: Bohemia Interactive could've made a fucking game engine that works on any PC properly

#

fcking arma

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:55 AM

#

arma is hilariously unoptimised

#

meanwhile a way more polished game like a hat in time I can run at 60fps in 4k

#

at max

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:55 AM

#

That's why I love using it as a perfect example of where / why you should optimise shit

#

If you turn your graphics settings down because you've got a crap GPU, lets say drop shadows to low

#

LOL THE CPU IS DOING THE CALC NOW

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:56 AM

#

wat

#

why

#

what

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:56 AM

#

yes

#

exactly

#

plus their entire netcode is like...

#

pure dog shit

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:56 AM

#

well we knew that

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:56 AM

#

it makes your client frame rate based off server ticks or w/e

#

which is insane

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:57 AM

#

Borderlands does something like that as well, it's kind of annoying

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:57 AM

#

This was a solved fucking problem in 1999 with Quake 3

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:57 AM

#

the first borderlands I mean

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:57 AM

#

Hell, even Q1/Q2 were doing netcode better than ARMA does it

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and there were mods for latency compensation pretty quickly too iirc

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:59 AM

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the old UT games have amazing netcode

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 11:59 AM

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Like, how the fuck can a "hacker" or w/e in ARMA just teleport themselves around a god damn map? Why isn't the server in control of that.

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yeah but the engine felt "wobbly" / "laggy" vs Quake to me

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:59 AM

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UT is very playable even on dialup

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given that dialup is essentially sound-based I think that's pretty impressive

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:00 PM

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yeah

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and with "anti-lag" code working its way into instant hit weapon only games

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:01 PM

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and it still runs on modern computers

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lol

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:01 PM

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you could actually play Urban Terror (Q3 mod) with ~300ms not too badly

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which would be a dial up ping

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:01 PM

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Sounds about right yeah

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:01 PM

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but then you get people going "WAH I GOT SHOT THROUGH A WALL"

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:01 PM

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hitscan is the term you wanted btw

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:02 PM

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yeah, i just woke up. :3

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:02 PM

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:P

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if you haven't played a hat in time btw

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go buy and play it and its DLC

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so fucking good

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:03 PM

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looks pretty

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not a 3d platformer fan though

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:04 PM

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it's a 3D platformer based around the platformers of yore, stuff like banjo

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but not shit like yooka-laylee

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:04 PM

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when platformers went 3D i think i switched off consoles to PCs

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:04 PM

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YL tried way, way, way too hard to be banjo

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:04 PM

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i guess I have played some though

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:04 PM

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HiT actually innovates on it a lot more

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:P

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:05 PM

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American McGee's Alice

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or w/e

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is the last one i remember playing all the way through

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:06 PM

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hat in time is pretty, innovative, funny.. quite surprising in some parts and really challenging

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I enjoyed the act with the crows asking you how to solve a captcha

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lol

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:06 PM

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rofl

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:10 PM

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Hello. fellow. ex-press. owl.

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:10 PM

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need something a bit meatboy type

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brutal but fast respawn muscle memory platformer

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:10 PM

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https://youtu.be/DLa-CwmpgO0?t=29

YouTube

RedDevilDazzy2007

A Hat in Time - Crows Asking All The Questions

In this video The Crows are asking all the questions, and I need to answer them.

▶ Play video

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AHiT is fast respawn and the death wishes are super fucking hard

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 12:11 PM

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hahahaha

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that's kinda cute

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 12:11 PM

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The whole game is ridiculously cute

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aside from the survival horror section

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:P

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https://open.spotify.com/track/5mbFFCUUe81Q61cv3BxHm0?si=v_6Cr7d5T32gT2v76orjLw

Spotify

Vanessa Wants to Play

Vanessa Wants to Play, a song by Pascal Michael Stiefel on Spotify

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the whole two albums are great but this is the soundtrack for that section

royal birch Dec 12, 2018, 1:00 PM

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Can someone share source code of @royal lake

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Cant find the link

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 1:22 PM

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I pinged you in #bot-commands

royal birch Dec 12, 2018, 1:52 PM

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Is the wolfram API free?

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 1:52 PM

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There's a free tier but it's quite limited

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it's the one we're using

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:32 PM

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📎 Screenshot_2018-12-12-18-31-58.png

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can someone tell me what this says, and / or is

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Been spamming my phone for the last 20 min now

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:32 PM

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Update your damn application

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 PM

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My only assumption is a random google doc that's being updated or something

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 PM

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yup

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 PM

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📎 unknown.png

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 PM

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lol.

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Why the heck is it in .. whatever that is

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 PM

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malay, malaysian

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 PM

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Hey, when you have a skill, and are too sick to go into work, flaunt said skill.

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:34 PM

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is that a thirdpart app thinkmon

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If so, im getting rid of it

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:34 PM

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it's "WPS Office"

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:34 PM

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ik, but i forgot if i installed it or not

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:34 PM

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well you seem to be on iOS so I guess we'll never know

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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android WaitWhat

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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that definitely does not look like android lol

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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Just get rid of it.

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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But it is lol

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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yeah it won't let you remove it if it was bundled

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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Honor 7

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I can remove it

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Adios

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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o7

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:35 PM

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I guess they never updated your emui

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:36 PM

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Or i never allowed them to

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Or its not supported

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:36 PM

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"It has been an honor to play with you all."

WPS Office

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:36 PM

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This is how it looks now

📎 Screenshot_20181212-173556.jpg

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third party launcher notwithstanding

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 5:36 PM

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Your homescreen is unclean.

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:36 PM

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EMUI 4.0.3

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No available updates

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rip

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:37 PM

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rip

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I'm on 8.0.0

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lol

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:37 PM

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lmao

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I wonder if it's hardware locked

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or bugged

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:37 PM

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📎 Screenshot_20181212-173722.jpg

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you might be able to get a beta off of the firmware finder app on the play store

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huawei does do betas

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:38 PM

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Maybe thats why my phone feels slower and slower

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it's ages outdated

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thinkmon

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:38 PM

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.teammt.gmanrainy.huaweifirmwarefinder&hl=en

Firmware Finder for Huawei - Apps on Google Play

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:38 PM

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y im dling it

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Let's see

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ads :(

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:39 PM

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well, yes. ads. :P

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there is a premium one too

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:39 PM

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Latest i can see if from 2017.11.21

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FeelsBadMan

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PLK-L01C432B396 (just noting down to verify my current version)

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eh it's a few notched above mine

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Just barely

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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Malaysia has a huge problem with social media atm

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so it's interesting all the way scrolled up there

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:41 PM

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that's 4.3.2 isn't it?

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 5:41 PM

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about the malay updates

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:41 PM

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Failed to download

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lmao, love this phone

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:41 PM

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you need to set it to uhh

#

well first of all check that your phone has a ticket for it

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then you need to install it using the proxy method

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it's a beta, sure, but it's probably the last version you're gonna get

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:43 PM

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I dont even know how to set a proxy on this

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:44 PM

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it's literally an option in the app

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:44 PM

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The option said i had to go change my internet connection settings to localhost:8080 and run the updater

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just an alert

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did nothing

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:45 PM

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well go do that then

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you need to be on wifi to do that

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newer versions of android can do that automatically

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:46 PM

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I cant find it

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fduck it

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:46 PM

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You have to edit your wifi network

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:46 PM

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Oh

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I aint gonna bother with that

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I'd have to get on the line with my dad for the credentials

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:48 PM

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huh

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why?

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you're not editing the credentials

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:49 PM

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Wouldn't i need to access the router or something?

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:49 PM

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No?

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:49 PM

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failfish

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:49 PM

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just go to the wifi network on your phone and edit it

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:49 PM

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I couldn't find anything for that.

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Legit the most lacking settings menu

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:50 PM

#

📎 Screenshot_20181212-175017.jpg

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:50 PM

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thinkmon

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 5:51 PM

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just hold on the network

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modify

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:P

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 5:52 PM

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It was already defaulted to localhost 8080?

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That was.. unnecessarily hard for a tiny update

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I get a lockscreen widget and calendar optimizations

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wooo GWvertiPeepoCheer

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 6:14 PM

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incase you were wondering, it's still 4.0.3 @sand goblet

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Beta version of my current one, heck yea

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 6:15 PM

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it'll be later

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you can't downgrade

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 6:15 PM

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The update screen still says 4.0.3 tho

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but L01C432B396 instead of L01C432B390

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or w/e i had before ^

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 8:23 PM

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@sand goblet do you know hacking

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:24 PM

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What kind of question is that

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Do you know murder?

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 8:24 PM

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?

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:24 PM

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do you know bob?

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:25 PM

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We have a strict legal-only policy on this server so the answer to your actual question could be complicated

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:25 PM

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yeah bob is a complex guy... lol

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 8:25 PM

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I mean it isn't illegal to ask about hacking

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do you or do you not know hacking

halcyon siren Dec 12, 2018, 8:26 PM

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lmao

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:26 PM

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dudddee that fucking question is way to vague

grim thunder Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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do you know earth?

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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do you know how to hack someone computer and take full control over the system

grim thunder Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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lmao

halcyon siren Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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sounds illegal

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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Oh, this is the teacher bullshit again isn't it

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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yikes

grim thunder Dec 12, 2018, 8:27 PM

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aaaahahahahaha

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:28 PM

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im crying im laughimg so hard

rare copper Dec 12, 2018, 8:28 PM

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gdude no

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and how do you rember that

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:28 PM

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!tempmute @rare copper 3d Stop trying to hack your teachers and/or ruin their lives

royal lakeBOT Dec 12, 2018, 8:28 PM

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:ok_hand: muted @rare copper until Sat, 15 Dec 2018 20:28:43 GMT (Stop trying to hack your teachers and/or ruin their lives).

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:28 PM

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Because you're infamous.

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:|

halcyon siren Dec 12, 2018, 8:28 PM

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rvlLUL

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im ded

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:29 PM

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And don't bother DMing me for an unmute this time.

buoyant pendant Dec 12, 2018, 8:29 PM

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i want to get to know this teacher lol

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 8:29 PM

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Hey guess what

buoyant pendant Dec 12, 2018, 8:29 PM

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hm?

grim thunder Dec 12, 2018, 8:29 PM

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sauce

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:29 PM

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guyssss (with lisp) can you teach me how to hack the nsa

buoyant pendant Dec 12, 2018, 8:30 PM

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hhahhaahahaahahah

glass gorge Dec 12, 2018, 8:30 PM

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>login nsa admin password

grim thunder Dec 12, 2018, 8:30 PM

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guyth can u teeth me to brootforth the n eth a

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:32 PM

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sounds like the type to watch a few tutorials on kali and get himself in shit cause he has no opsec

buoyant pendant Dec 12, 2018, 8:33 PM

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i know how to bood kali

#

HAXOR CONFIRMED

grim thunder Dec 12, 2018, 8:33 PM

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opens sentry nsa.gov heck yaeh boys we in

shell blade Dec 12, 2018, 8:33 PM

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pwwnnnned nsa yeahhhhhhhhhhh!

buoyant pendant Dec 12, 2018, 8:33 PM

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2ez

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why r decorators so hard

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like they sound AWESOME on paper

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but im struggling haha

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 8:34 PM

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yeah

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when i used some they got paint on the god damn skirting board

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bad job.

buoyant pendant Dec 12, 2018, 8:35 PM

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hahah

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 9:07 PM

#

So that was a long process for no reason.
"PostgreSQL could not be installed due to VC++."
"Okay, so what's the problem?"

Turns out, after around 1 hour of not paying attention to my problem, I foudn that you can't install previous versions of VC++ if more recent versions exist, which sound stupid tbh.

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 9:55 PM

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@sand goblet

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:00 PM

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@tame terrace

clever wedge Dec 12, 2018, 10:01 PM

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@my freinds
hysterically starts to cry

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:02 PM

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@sand goblet oh shit sorry dude I was just wondering

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do you know hackeing??

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:03 PM

#

oh god

#

bubbles is that you

#

https://www.tenor.co/uEK7.gif

Tenor

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:04 PM

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no it's me, lem on.

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aka citroen

worn kite Dec 12, 2018, 10:05 PM

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Citroën

#

gotta have time for those two dots

clever wedge Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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anybody here play cod?

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or video games in general?

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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I play trout

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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@worn kite that's a car brand

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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slaps @tame terrace around a bit with a cold, smelly trout

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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I just launched Super Meat Boy

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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citroen is lemon in dutch

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:06 PM

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still not finished all the dark worlds

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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nice, that game fucks.

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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muscle memory brutality, just my cup of tea

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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I don't think I ever did every single dark world either

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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one of these days I'll get him to play a hat in time

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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They get hard

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

#

I did play a hat in time

#

just not for very long

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

#

Shame

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

#

it was good, though

#

but I don't have the patience for computering it

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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I'm not a fan of 3d platformers

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:07 PM

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maybe if I had it on switch or something

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

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I computer it

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

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that's my reason for not playing a whole load of crap

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

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so I can play it in 4K on my bigass TV

clever wedge Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

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weird flex but okay

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

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weird reference but okay

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

#

since you last played

clever wedge Dec 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

#

weird me but okay

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:09 PM

#

they released a DLC that includes these death wish contracts

#

and holy fuck are they hard

#

I'm replaying and once I finish I'm gonna do them

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:09 PM

#

we were just talking about videogames, wasn't that what you wanted?

clever wedge Dec 12, 2018, 10:09 PM

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would that be the point of calling them d e a t h w i s h contracts?

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:09 PM

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death wish, straight out of payday 2

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:09 PM

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yes, they're balls-to-the-wall hard

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:10 PM

#

what like the old prince of persias hard?

#

or like uhhhh

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:10 PM

#

completely optional but hey

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:10 PM

#

Lion King platformer hard?

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:10 PM

#

I've seen one of my friends playing the unstable time rifts

#

let me see if I can get you a video

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:10 PM

#

prince of persia, always a fucking hard jump JUST before the next checkpoint

#

so much time replaying the easier sections just to fail over and over

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:10 PM

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lion kings difficulty is overrated

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

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i think it's because i was a child

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

#

there were many SNES games that were harder

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

#

https://youtu.be/x9bcWIfPKkQ?t=11

YouTube

CrabBar

A Hat in Time [Death Wish] - Rift Collapse: Mafia of Cooks

#sealthedeal #ahatintime #deathwish Coming to new challenges of new amazing A Hat in Time DLC, Seal the Deal! These videos are gonna be a "playthrough" of ne...

▶ Play video

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this is one of the easier ones

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

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oh man what's all this z axis

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

#

:P

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:12 PM

#

yeah, i'd not have fun playing that

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:12 PM

#

the death wishes are entirely optional

#

but I'm gonna do 'em because I love this game lol

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:12 PM

#

same reason i want to 100% meat boy

tame terrace Dec 12, 2018, 10:12 PM

#

it really is not a very pretty game.

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:13 PM

#

nearly got there on PC with KB, but we've got it on the PS4 so I got to start over \o/

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:13 PM

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lol the player finshed it with less than a second left

gentle moss Dec 12, 2018, 10:13 PM

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it does look very chaotic

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will certainly give it that

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 10:14 PM

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the rifts aren't usually timed

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that's the death wish

rough sapphire Dec 12, 2018, 10:37 PM

#

Remember that one time the creator of A Hat in Time tried to do damage control on Twitter because of Shadman

#

I love the internet

lilac glade Dec 12, 2018, 10:38 PM

#

oh god

#

cease

grim nest Dec 12, 2018, 10:47 PM

#

Internet is meh

sand goblet Dec 12, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

I didn't hear but I also don't really care that much

tired osprey Dec 13, 2018, 8:02 PM

#

https://youtu.be/Zh3Yz3PiXZw

YouTube

Ideaman

Alternative Math | Short Film

A well meaning math teacher finds herself trumped by a post-fact America.

▶ Play video

tough stratus Dec 13, 2018, 10:13 PM

#

I have a feeling that there's a metaphor lurking

sonic night Dec 14, 2018, 7:45 AM

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GWslippyPeepoL

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pls no

tawny prairie Dec 14, 2018, 8:09 PM

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new update I passed my final

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@plucky ridge thank you for all the help

plucky ridge Dec 14, 2018, 8:10 PM

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Proud of you. Keep it up

tawny prairie Dec 14, 2018, 8:11 PM

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yay!

violet wadi Dec 14, 2018, 9:05 PM

#

making a bad meme, what's wrong with this code?

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
    <head>

        <title>Geel's PC</title>
    </head>
    
    <body>
    <h2>Geel's PC</h2>
        
    <script>
    var key_price_num = 2.33
    </script>

    <button type="button" onclick="
    var key_price_num = ++key_price_num
    document.getElementById('key_price').innerHTML = key_price_num">raise key prices</button>

    <p id="key_price"></p>


    </body>
</html>