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Well, at least I was right about the glasses.
The glasses are recent actually lol
Mine too. Just got them 2 months ago. How old are yours?
Oh, probably around 6-8 months
Did you know that showing a middle finger is considered as insulting and a crime in Germany?
You sir just made a 600Euro selfie
only if their laws apply to him 
where did the minecraft channel go?
where did the minecraft channel go?
where did the minecraft channel go?
where did the minecraft channel go?
There ๐ฝ
Awaaay
POKรMON Detective Pikachu - In Theaters May 11, 2019 http://www.detectivepikachumovie.com/ https://www.facebook.com/detectivepikachumovie/ https://twitter.co...
This looks too good to be fake. ๐
Reminds me of the Ted movies. Cute bear who's secretly an old man, except this time he has a hat. 
๐ฎ (pikachu)
it's definitely real
tragic
hes already in infinity war part 2 and Captain Marvel
i already see conspiracy theories
"did stan lee really die before the release of captain marvel"
Thanos' snap
F
Ave Maria (instrumental) - Schubert - Violin and Piano Ave Maria - Violin Solo - Schubert #ave_maria #avemaria Me ajude com quanto puder: https://apoia.se/sa...
@tired osprey triangles are beautiful
yes
give questions
prove that a^2 + b^2 = c^2 in a triangle with one angle of 90 degree
@rough sapphire
well then prove it
also remember that all your lovely sine and cosine functions are based on this so technically you cant use them
does it have to do with the fact that a right angled triangle is half of a rectangle?
i only know one geometrical proof from the top of my head
its about putting a rhombus inside a square
and then you can see that several lengths match several other lengths etc

but thats just one
there are many
this one
you can use pythagoras on that figure AND derivate pythagoras from it
@tired osprey just prove that a^2 + b^2 is always c^2
Technically you should be able to solve the majority of things in maths with geometry
9x^2 + 8x > 0
How would you prove that is always true for all interger values of X?
uh
so
you should be able to that with analysis
i think
or actually
that is not true
0 is an integer value and its not true for that
you cant prove it sharp
@rain spindle
shaaaaarp
you here?
what might be fine
@tired osprey the question was a long cubic identity
That you needed to get the discriminant of
Etc
can you stop using your weird english terms and speak german plz
So I think > or = to 0 wouldve matched it
:P
ok
ill go to bed now
cs test about concurrency and natural languages tomorrow
and of course thread implementation in JAVA
I hope you don't have nightmares about ConcurrentModificationException
No
java
Yes
Obligatory language of our school
but I might have to
Yes good sharp
java is still used a lot
Sadly
Yknow in the A levels the task always reads "do bla bla in the programming language noted on the school created page"
So maybe I'll just misread java into python during a levels
Who knows
Basically the same word right?
We are actually gonna have dedicated assembly tasks
So no
Also object oriented design patterns are hard to make in assembly
assembly pfffttt
Can you implement a graph (the cs one) in assembly for me
write it in HAGGIS
Or don't
assembly isn't that bad for small programs where you can still oversee everything, like school assignments
I ran into a weirid problem today
you know how python has modules for everything
c# doesn't appear to have BCD o.O
it was so weird there were 2 i's >.<
what do you mean by bcd exactly
C# does have a limited-precision decimal type
but, yeah, there's no built in unlimited precision type
bcd is a way of packing long numbers into a variable
typically an array of bytes
the 2 common formats are unpacked where each byte represents 0-9(like a string) or packed where each nibble of each byte (4 bits) represents 0-9.
so now i'm writing a BCD class to put on the asset store so i i can make my millions ๐
what happens if you put long numbers into a variable without using bcd
BCD only exists for better decimal rounding essentially. It says nothing about precision.
Not using BCD just leads to rounding in binary which isn't always what humans accept
57
57 seems good
2?
Depends what layer you're thinking of
There 3 layers of bread, 2 layers of filling, 5 layers in total, and even more if you start looking at individual ingredients
You're not bread.
yes i am
I was lazy finding better image, Chibbi is right, thanks for opinion
@glass gorge are you good at math?
Meh
Not really
I've been meaning to redo most if it to actually learn it
I missed a few key builders in math, which made it a bit harder to grasp the concepts
It's alright when you get it
But I wanna learn math, not rely on remembering formulas
what a2+b2 = c2?
what

sqrt(a) + sqrt(b) = sqrt(c)
what
what
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
a2 + b2 = c**2
!wa p a^2 + b^2 = c^2
!wa p pythagoras theroem
this isnt #bot-commands
a+b=c
umm wait what
BCD isn't anything to do with rounding
@odd bolt lets say you have a long (64bits). if you try and increment it past 0x1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 it becomes 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
so what was a freakishly large number is suddenly very small
for a variable that has sign (e.g. integer) it becomes negative
BCD is designed to overcome this limitation by giving you unlimited decimal places before the point.
the issue is common when you do things like double variables a lot
eh, you could add more bits to the regular int just as well as you can add more nibbles (digits) to the bcd... I wouldn't say that is a feature of bcd.
uh its a physical limitation of the bare metal cpu
a 64bit processor has 64bit registers
I mean are you actually being sarcastic? I'm not clear >.<
@humble island you're misunderstanding BCD. The point of BCD isn't arbitrarily large numbers. Multibyte binary have always been a thing. BCD is specifically about decimal numbers being represented
If you want larger numbers than your word allows, use multiple (binary) words. It doesn't have to be decimal represented
Using binary would be faster and significantly easier to write code for to begin with
Using decimals is 99% of the time for human convenience
If you just want very large numbers, the way to do that is bignum for integers and arbitrary precision floating points. Decimals are unnecessary
@humble island also 0x111... is -1 for signed integers, not very large
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@shell blade https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/11/13/essential-reveals-audio-adapter-hd-150-machined-titanium-external-dac-ph-1/
also https://www.androidpolice.com/2016/04/11/lgs-g5-bo-hi-fi-dac-thoughts-from-an-audiophile-skeptic/
@sand goblet i think the guy in the second article is full of it and probably couldnt hear the difference between a tramboine and a clairnet
is it illegal to eat cereal at 9pm?
xd
hide it in ur mouth
i swallowed 5 laxatives and flushed my toilet dry
Im okay @tired osprey, i just have an upset tummy rn
but the police wont catch me now
Mission successful
waiting
okay thanks i appreciate it
never tried it
bought a adx m04 gaming mouse for csgo on my mac, cant install drivers from cd as mac. cant even find there website
anyone got any ideas how i can get them? otherwise it isnt guna recognise the 12 buttons this thing has
@sand goblet knows his hardware inside out, maybe he will know
gdude doesn't know about mac stuff, and from a quick google it looks like you're gonna have a very hard time finding mac drivers for that mouse.
generally speaking, gaming mice have spotty driver coverage on mac, so you'll wanna do some research on that before you buy one in the future.
๐
I know mac stuff...
@odd bolt you can use SteerMouse or USB Overdrive to get your mouse up and running
i use SteerMouse and both cost around the same
I think he has one of those 30-button MMO mice
I doubt USB Overdrive will support that
it has like 13 buttons
gonna need real drivers
Yeah generally programmable gaming hardware will not work on a mac
Macs are really not designed for gaming or that kind of hardware
got a bit carried away when i saw the RGB lights on it, @tame terrace yeah thats the one. Il take a look at this steer mouse @viral parrot spoke about, but its likely i will just return it later today, think i want to go for a wireless one also - after using the wired one for a day. Does anyone have any recommendations for a decent wireless mouse? that can be used primarily for coding and gaming suitable for MAC OS
Go with Logitech if you're looking for good working gear
They have some very nice weighted mice
But since you're using a mac, maybe just get a magic mouse?
Or get a magic trackpad and go line dancing :v
haha i had a magic mouse before and theres no such thing as right click on those pieces of shit. as for the magic trackpad ive been looking into those but heard bad reviews, terrible ergonomics obvs etc. So im left wanting something decent with potentially the extra button or two on it for my occasional cs:go adventures
yes it has
I think you use two fingers don't you?
it is touch-based
you can say that the right part of the mouse is right click
or you can use gesture and swipes for that
default is to finger tap
the name that changes the magic mouse escapes me at the moment
logitech and razor works well on mac
At least it ain't damn broccoli
I think i might not go to work today
@sand goblet im doing more research and we may be able to reach a consensus
Consensus is to dac them all
i think the consensus on knees highs is out their amazing these are pretty close to my guess ones fashionable and cute
as for dac's in dap's i think we can find mutal ground on the subject
call me the devil but prada makes the best knee high boots but i cant afford them
.... they would be nicer if you removed the hunting spear
The hunting spear? Lol
huh?
you know, that stick below the heel.... dunno the word
You mean the kitten heels?
that sounds wrong
I can't even view that page
anyway yeah those are kitten heels
I'm a fan of heels personally
on other people though, I'm a dude that can't walk in heels :P
I prefer the people around me to be unarmed
Free shipping and returns on Prada Block Heel Over the Knee Boot (Women) (Narrow Calf) at Nordstrom.com. A half-moon block heel and modern soft-square toe style a gorgeous Italian over-the-knee boot made from supple lambskin that hugs the contours of your leg.
Oh, that's nice too
just looking at the embedded preview, I'd prefer that shape
that one you can open in europe
i fell in love with knee highs after the devils wear prada movie lol
Haha, I'm not surprised, they're great
i realised they could actually be worn fashionably and so did the rest of the world
its actually kind of tough becuase in the summer its usally to warm to wear them and in the winter its too cold and slippery so that really only leaves fall and spring but knee highs are usually not considered a spring fashion thing
although somtimes in the winter we get +20c chinooks so then i will wear them then if its not to snowy
You mostly see them in winter here
tights, sweater dresses and knee-high boots
it's the best time of year :P
yeah in canada -15 to -20c with snow and stuff its just not ideal
yeah, I bet
but i could see that in the uk
or maybe even new york their a bit warmer their i think
this is actually pretty acurate
they are saying its going to be a bad winter this year
looks pretty crazy
yeah, im just use to it though what really bothers me is the amount of daylight
Don't like going out in the dark?
its doesnt get light untill like 8:30 am then 4:30pm its dark
ah yeah, I guess that's not a surprise
it makes people crazy
so how many cans of pepper spray do you carry? :P
none were not aloud to carry here
but bear spray anyone can get that lol
well I guess it's the same idea :P
KITTEN MITTENS
and someplaces they wont let you hike without stuff like that
IS YOUR CAT TOO DAMN LOUD?? https://www.tenor.co/zJYe.gif
lol
lol, did you get that from kitten heels?
yes
lol dogs do that too when you put booties on them
don't put booties on them
why?
because they hate it :D
that's true
or cold^
don't walk the dog on asphalt in summer during the day
We have two
two labs?
A lab/golden retriever cross, and a miniature daschund
cause they look like a hot dog?
that misspelling of "dachshund" upsets me...
nope
it's because, during the war, people were shooting them and shunning their owners
because they were associated with germany
so the kennel club renamed them
it worked
interesting
awwwe
Doggos
I dunno what those are
Oh boy, yeah, looks like it
I love Malamutes, our neighbor has 2. I have zero chill around them.
they are super friendly love them
although because they are so big a lot of little kids can get freaked out around them
Bonus, they're damn near rideable.
lol
I could totally see that
or destroy your stuff
ohhhh jays two cents finally gave post malone his computer
It's been almost a year in the making but Post Malone and I FINALLY were able to sync our schedules so that he could get his gaming PC that we started almost...
@ancient garden You were talking about languages written in Japanese, right? https://www.scripts-lab.co.jp/mind/whatsmind.html
japanes sites always look weird
install the right fonts
i need to check something
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oh
there's no markdown for it
rip
xD
no surprise
i mean
you could pr it into highlight.js and hope discord upgrades it
Yeah I honestly don't know if the language is even complete yet
I just remembered a friend of mine on another server was talking about it and asked him to toss me the link
i'm searching into highlight.js
there's that though
#ะะฐะณััะทะธััะะทะคะฐะนะปะฐ ext_module.txt // ะดะธัะตะบัะธะฒะฐ 7.7
#ะัะปะธ ะะปะธะตะฝั ะะะ ะะฐะะปะธะตะฝัะต ะขะพะณะดะฐ // ะธะฝััััะบัะธะธ ะฟัะตะฟัะพัะตััะพัะฐ
&ะะฐะะปะธะตะฝัะตะะฐะกะตัะฒะตัะตะะตะทะะพะฝัะตะบััะฐ // ะดะธัะตะบัะธะฒั ะบะพะผะฟะธะปััะธะธ
ะคัะฝะบัะธั ะขะพะปัััะนะะปะธะตะฝัะะฑััะฝะพะตะัะธะปะพะถะตะฝะธะต(ะะฝะฐั ะะฐัะฐะผะตัั1 = ะะตะพะฟัะตะดะตะปะตะฝะพ, // ะบะพะผะผะตะฝัะฐัะธะน
ะะฐัะฐะผะตัั2 = "", ะะฐัะฐะผะตััN = 123.45, ะะฐัะฐะผNN) ะญะบัะฟะพัั // ะตัะต ะบะพะผะผะตะฝัะฐัะธะน
ะะพะฟััะบะฐ
ะ ะตะทัะปััะฐั_ะัะปะตะฒั_ะะฝะฐัะตะฝะธั = ะะพะฒัะน ะกัััะบัััะฐ("ะ1, ะ2", ะััะธะฝะฐ, ะะพะถั, NULL, ะะตะพะฟัะตะดะตะปะตะฝะพ);
ะะตัะตะนัะธ ~ะะตัะบะฐGOTO; // ะบะพะผะผะตะฝัะฐัะธะน
ะ ะตะทัะปััะฐัะขะฐะฑะปะธัะฐะะฐั = ะะพะฒัะน ะขะฐะฑะปะธัะฐะะฝะฐัะตะฝะธะน;
ะ ะตะทัะปััะฐัะขะฐะฑะปะธัะฐะะฐั.ะะพะปะพะฝะบะธ.ะะพะฑะฐะฒะธัั("ะะพะปะพะฝะบะฐ1",
ะะพะฒัะน ะะฟะธัะฐะฝะธะตะขะธะฟะพะฒ("ะะฐัะฐ", , ,
ะะพะฒัะน ะะฒะฐะปะธัะธะบะฐัะพััะะฐัั(ะงะฐััะธะะฐัั.ะะฐัะฐะัะตะผั));
ะะก = ะ ะตะทัะปััะฐัะขะฐะฑะปะธัะฐะะฐั.ะะพะฑะฐะฒะธัั(); ะะก["ะะพะปะพะฝะบะฐ1"] = '20170101120000');
ะัะบะปััะตะฝะธะต
ะะฟะธัะฐะฝะธะตะัะธะฑะบะธ = ะะฟะธัะฐะฝะธะตะัะธะฑะบะธ(); // ะฒัััะพะตะฝะฝะฐั ััะฝะบัะธั
ะะฐัั = ะะพะฒัะน ะะฐััะธะฒ; // ะฒัััะพะตะฝะฝัะน ัะธะฟ
ะะปั ะะฐะถะดะพะณะพ ะะฝะฐัะตะฝะธะต ะะท ะะฐัั ะฆะธะบะป
ะกะพะพะฑัะธัั(ะะฝะฐัะตะฝะธะต + ะกะธะผะฒะพะปั.ะะก + "
|ะฟัะพะดะพะปะถะตะฝะธะต ัััะพะบะธ"); // ะฟัะพะดะพะปะถะตะฝะธะต ะผะฝะพะณะพัััะพัะฝะพะน ัััะพะบะธ
ะัะพะดะพะปะถะธัั; ะัะตัะฒะฐัั;
ะะพะฝะตัะฆะธะบะปะฐ;
ะกะฟัะฐะฒะพัะฝะธะบะกััะปะบะฐ = ะกะฟัะฐะฒะพัะฝะธะบะธ.ะฏะทัะบะธ.ะะฐะนัะธะะพะะฐะธะผะตะฝะพะฒะฐะฝะธั("ru"); // ะฒัััะพะตะฝะฝัะต ัะธะฟั
ะกะฟัะฐะฒะพัะฝะธะบะะฑัะตะบั = ะกะฟัะฐะฒะพัะฝะธะบะกััะปะบะฐ.ะะพะปััะธััะะฑัะตะบั();
ะะตัะตัะธัะปะตะฝะธะตะกััะปะบะฐ = ะะตัะตัะธัะปะตะฝะธั.ะะธะดัะะพะดะธัะธะบะฐัะธะธะะฐะฝะฝัั
.ะะทะผะตะฝะตะฝ;
ะัะทะฒะฐััะัะบะปััะตะฝะธะต ะะฟะธัะฐะฝะธะตะัะธะฑะบะธ;
ะะพะฝะตัะะพะฟััะบะธ;
~ะะตัะบะฐGOTO: // ะตัะต ะบะพะผะผะตะฝัะฐัะธะน
ะะ = ะะธะดะะฒะธะถะตะฝะธัะัั
ะณะฐะปัะตัะธะธ.ะะตะฑะตั;
ะะพะฝะตัะคัะฝะบัะธะธ // ะขะพะปัััะนะะปะธะตะฝัะะฑััะฝะพะตะัะธะปะพะถะตะฝะธะต()
#ะะพะฝะตัะัะปะธ
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green pony better
That is some bad code lol
err k its usually better to post the real code then an image file of it
This whole exercise was kinda pointless :P
"Whatever" is an interesting statement from someone named Discusser
i seen the irony in that too but i also don't see a point in continuing a discussion either so meh
I mean it's not really fair for someone to be snippy when they get advice lol
almost 10k
Can I add a value to that array? An array has no name
i this server grew a hella lot in a short time
Yeah that was.. :P
We don't like pinging everyone :P
Ping @Developer instead
we need a website
we have one?
no shit
oh fuck mega fuck shit tits
n/c hey look over its batman
whats it this time bisk
the Prime Minister is giving a speech in front of a podium that doesn't have the Prime MInisters crest on it
Which is particularly unusual
Coincidentally a Prime Minister cannot call a general election while standing at a podium that has the Prime Ministers crest on it.
If this is what happens this is super fucking bad
a merge request makes so much more sense now
Because we have until the end of Novermber to come up with a deal
and we'd be in the middle of a fucking general election / government reshuffle
literal chaos
a Prime Minister cannot call a general election while standing at a podium that has the Prime Ministers crest on it.
that's such a ridiculous rule
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and maybe an oil tanker full of loathing
http://gph.is/17IlxAF this is bisk
starts chanting
step back step back
i wonder what the reaction of the people watching would be
this is fun
People are so fucking thick it makes my blood phase change
whats a blood phase
i am unsure
@gentle moss rant about brexit please
no
or theresa may
why?
theresa may might resign
hope that she does not resign
...is that a bad thing?
bisk tell him
hope died and crawled up the arse of disaster fucking years ago
wat is she resigning from?
We have no fucking idea what's going on
Frolicking through wheat fields?
is that a bad thing?
But there were images of a podium with no Crest on it
PANICK!!!!!!!
and a general election can't be called if the podium has a crest on it
but now i see pictures of a crest
is it a bad thing if may resigns?
Are there many esoteric rules like that? If there are others, who keeps track? I would never remember something like that.
bored people
Yes, there are many rules like that.
And the people who keep track are sneaky fuckers who abuse their for their own advantage etc
i dont understand, what happens if THeresa resigns?
very rarely are they used to do anything good
Well, the Tory party has a vote
to decide which Tory should be the new PM
then the cabinet gets reshuffled
just in time for the uhhhhh checks notes brexit deadline in a few weeks
whats a tory
is dis thing the thing that shouldnt be there if your country wants to go even more shit?
Conservative
conservative bad right?
cmon import
we should have one of those crests when I speak on behalf of PyDis.
With like a pair of snakes?
@lone otter
whats that?
a hat
bisk tell me whats happening
Cthulhu?
lady medusa
idk, rich people make stupid hats
theres this new homeless guy around my area and all he does is smoke and drink
should i give him money?
that is a morally very interesting question
kant for example would say yes as he does not care about the result of an action but about the action itself
like, if i give him money, he can buy food and live, but he'll also by cigs
i've had people tell me not to give my money to homeless people because they'll spend it on drink and drugs
and i'm like
"wtf did you think i was going to spend it on?"
i kinda feel sorry for him, but at the same time i kinda hate him
only do something if you would want that to be a law for the whole world
and then there dozens of others
also where is may
they said 6 pm
its 15 min past
where is she
Is there some stream of this thing?
what thing?
yeah but she's not even at the podium yet
oh there is a bbc stream too
16 minutes late
Imagine that, Theresa May delivering something late
wats this about
i got my twitter pals on my tweet deck
is the sun good?
KNOWS
Doesn't read title
She's decided to drill holes down the length of the Welsh border and we're going to crash it into fucking Ireland for all I know
"WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?"
Shitloads of people resigned for ideological reasons over Brexit
wait wa
and now Twatresa is coming out to say she's super strong and stable
She's decided to drill holes down the length of the Welsh border and we're going to crash it into fucking Ireland for all I know
what
when
where
and ready to deliver Brexit
and Brexit means a Red White and Blue Blood Brexit
It's a jam sandwich Brexit
It's a cold cup of tea on a rainy day Brexit.
did you write her speech??
ANd that's the Brexit she will deliver
or are you just trying to calm yourself down
well hey
ugh this too confusing
the BBC would like to announce that the room is full
announcement accepted
Wait sorry, so is the room full?
ooooooooof
this is more confusing than math
usually it's this
no
haha
20 minutes late
Are we sure she's not meeting w/ the plants?
GET ON YOUR PODIUM
does britain have a green party?
Yep
if yes maybe they are from there
hahaha
we're waiting at the podium and they're talking about anxiety
it's gonna be a toad in the hole brexit
These new flag characters are really throwing off the vibe
a crisps and chocolate bar brexit
A crisp packet in a postbox brexit
hahaha
yes
a bread and butter pudding brexit
but like all good bread and butter puddings, this will be fruitless
:D:D:D:D
to save her brexit plan?
everything is (not) gonna be fine bisk
It's like offering someone a sandwich full of dogshit and they don't want it
so you scrape the dogshit out and replace it with vomit
but for some reason they still don't want it
what happens if she resigns again?
so you get rid of the bread and just pour the vomit into a bowl
Tory party has to elect a new leader (PM)
she arrived
you don't fucking say, may
SHE IS HERE
that opening line
but but what happens if she resigns
She sounds like a news reader
we have to find a new PM
bisk calm down
she's totally gonna resign
totally gonna resign
oh
why would she resign?
she thinks its right
did she just say
pussy
THERESA MAY NEWS CONFERENCE
bring end to the move of free people
you don't say, BBC
did she just fukcing say that
She's spinning a fuck load of lies
yeah, she did, nix
wat did she say?
jerbs
ew she doesnt brush her teeth
every time she says this agreement i hear disagreement
that has been a plan for some weeks
im confused
hah, nice question
overrated
whats a national interest
she's super flustered
she is talking round it again
im still confoosed
yeah she's not answering anything lol
national interest counter please
national interest shots pls
is may bad person?
nah she's just useless
nobody has delivered an alternative because nobody else does not fkin want to exit EU
:>
wat deal
it is
easy
to
just
not brexit
is she just repeating her opener
again and again
secure jobs blablbla
national interest bla
border bla
naaaah
but we wont have a better future
THE WOMAN ASKED WHAT THE POEPLE WATCHING THIS THINK
Brexit feels like a privatization scheme
Fuck around and be bad till the economy dies
she uses words that i dont understand
Sell public services to rich dudes on the cheap
answer the question
Collect their rich dude checks
what deal?
what party is she again?
/hoping
@tired osprey mark my words they'll wait till the economy crashed and nhs is dismantled, then say "just kidding lol lets stay in eu"
she already said that
she said she wants some back up insurance plan shit for border stuff
she had a busy day
oh no
sad sad sad
she never answered q
when did fishing industry come into this
Tbh
I'm not gonna watch this, lol, gonna get some curry rice
what the shit is this
but did she make the right decision?
yes
I legitimately saw a republican say
"Obama and the democrats are trying to steal our beautiful, clean coal with soros' money so they can take it to kenya and build a soviet venezuelan supersoldier army to destroy america"
To this day im not sure if it was a cry for help
29th march 2019 will be sad day
going to
will
why
it WEIL
buzzfeed news?
she ran away
back into her hole
hello @gentle moss
"very determined"
bs
bisk is sitting in the corner of his house hyperventilating because she did not resign
so is the uk still gonna brexit or what
yes
half of britain offically voted for this
we no get second vote :(
lol so America is dealing with Trump and the UK is dealing with Brexit and Canada just legalized weed and is like whoa everyone just needs to chill the fuck out
in germany right populists are getting stronger
in brazil a right populist is president
whats a populist
venezuela is going shit
a populist is somebody who provides solutions for problems which are so easy to explain that everyone believes him but in fact his solutions are just shit
but people still believe him
so they follow him
Right so if you want an idea, a really basic run down of what happened and how we got here
with happens with a no confidence thing?
i will explain it to you
tell me
I'll start with Madipy's
A vote of no confidence is the members of the prime minister's party taking vote and saying "don't want this shit head as our party leader"
since the party in power's leader is usually the Prime Minister
What then happens is the party has an internal election to decide who their new party leader is
and since the party leader of the majority party is the prime minister
we could get a new prime minister under a vote of no confidence
which, funnily enough, was how Twatresas Maynot became Prime Minister in the first place
David Hamfucker stepped down and triggered an internal party leader election which resulted in Theresa May
David Fuckedapig stepped down because he held a referendum on Brexit he thought was a slam dunk no problem win for staying in the EU
before it went completely shit smeared on the urinal walls sideways
Rather than have to deal with Brexit he gave up and fucked off to the Bahamas
We're now at the point where T.May is in power and Brexit vote has been concluded.
T-May, who campaigned to stay in the EU, now believes we should definitely leave the EU because the thick as shit (and lied to / cheated) population said we should
Parts of her party demand leaving with absolutely NO DEAL with the EU, which would tank the UK GDP by between 20 - 40%
Would the eu even let the UK stay at this point though?
Even in the best case scenario of leaving the EU with like staying in single market and customs union we're going to see a 5 - 15% drop in GDP
Yes.
You can revoke Article 50. The piece of legislation that was literally designed for despots / fascists to leave the EU.
T-May triggered article 50, which gave us 2 years to sort our shit out and then leave
ohh ok
About 2 years have happened and every single plan the UK government has put forward to the EU has been rejected
Why?
Because the EU has some clear red lines about what it WILL NOT allow in a deal
Brexit doesn't have to be a total shitshow
and the UK crosses those lines with EVERY SINGLE DEAL THEY PUT FORWARD
And this isn't even mentioning the good friday agreement
and all sorts of fucking bollocks like that
This scenario is so fucking complicated
Yes
And anyone who wasn't a fucking moron and had been paying attention for the last 30 years could've seen that
Do you think northern ireland will ever act of the GFA?
This wasn't going to be some slam dunk yay we won some nationalists to vote for us shit
There is already an uptick in sectarian violence in Ireland
So why did people vote to leave the EU then what was the cause behind that?
Misinformation about what?
Saaaay.... Adverts that targeted 60-70 year olds in Cornwall who like british things
Adverts that would say "THE EU WANTS TO KILL THE BRITISH CUPPA! STOP THEM!"
adverts like this
i looked up cuppa does that mean tea?
yes.
you guys must really like tea
found that advert btw
These adverts used Cambridge Analyticas data set scraped from 50 million facebook users to create target groups who were vulnerable to this type of advertising
These adverts weren't seen by ANYONE except very specific groups
Which meant the electoral commission couldn't see them
I thought maybe leaving the EU has something to do with xenophobia and immigration policies that the EU was trying to adopt or something like that
Oh no
People said immigration was a reason
"TOO MANY POLISH PEOPLE COMING OVER HERE AND FIXING SHIT I CAN'T FIX"
How exactly would the EU kill tea
But it turns out the EU gives member countries a LOT of control over immigration
it's just the UK government never applied any of the allowed controls
EU: Okay you gotta do freedom of movement, but you can not let them in if they don't have a job offer or can't sustain themselves.
UK: HEY EVERYONE, THE EU IS LETTING ANYONE IN EUROPE MOVE INTO THE UK AND TAKE YOUR JOBS
This is the result of a decades long media campaign by some very rich cunts who own a vast portion of the UK media spreading their hateful agenda to people who don't have the time or inclination to give a shit about what's really going on.
They just like getting mad.
any chance we can take a break from discussing british politics at some point
i was done now, gonna watch youtube
because apparently you can't do it without tripping our filters every ten minutes
yes.
okay topic switch
anyone familiar with ANSYS software, particularly backwards compatability of .par files
i don't know any of those words ๐
sad
Reminds me of a phone I used to have(prolly still have it somewhere) which was from palm
this doesn't seem to have anything to do with Palm at all
their trademark must have lapsed
oh
this company bought them
psa: if you want to get 1809 and it's not showing up in windows update use the update assistant from here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10 (click update now)
for me it was because sandboxie was incompatible with 1809. windows update didnt tell me this. just said 'no updates found'. but the update assistant found the incompatibility and told me to uninstall it.
lol
is that a floppy drive??
yea i dont remember floppies being that small
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Half horse half alpaca
_looks at @lilac glade _

Lmao
@tulip palm That message site that you had, what lang was it made in ?
Oops its at the bottom of the site
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