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think with your teenage mind
@gentle moss so if wales is in ireland where is ireland and scotland and even more interesting england
@gentle moss you asked for this ahahaha
then when we reach mexico we are going to have to temporarily sink it underwater, move ireland across and then raise it again
we?
u from ireland joph?
yeah
๐ฎ
because england is ireland...
wait wait wait
different regions refer to it as different names
if scotland is in wales and wales is in ireland
the latin name for ireland is England
and england is ireland
yeah
doesnt that mean scotland is in england?
@rain spindle haha scottish independence failed you suck
All hail the queen
@bleak lintel England are shite
England, Ireland, Wales and Scotland?
All of their discoveries are either Scottish or Indian
Boat of Brexit
its all under the uk
Going to China
meh
Well.... Sorta.
I thought that was fairly accurate
i mean im pretty sure england won that war wayy back
We should join the pasific trade union
Get in with the Chinese and russian overlords now
Less death later
yeah little known fact about brexit: the cables are being attached right now and by the end of the year Britain will have been moved out of europe
Good
Joseph that's a secret!
we're planning on towing it down to Texas/Alabama
You big dummy
Interesting
Joseph we are taking Catalonia on the way
That would make you guys like our shoes
But in a bad spot to recover your tea from the Boston harbor sadly
maybe the ira will make a comeback with brexit
UP THE RA
i figured that Missisipi and Louisiana are actually irrelevant states so we are going to remove them and slow britain in there
UP THE RA
UP THE RA
UP THE RA
๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช
rarararararar
i would probably write off all the southern states tbh there is no hope for them
Mississippi sure but donโt you touch my fucking NOLA @bleak lintel
maybe mexico will take them
what the fuck is a NOLA
but thats probably even too much for them
@tired osprey up the Ra = "I want the IRA back"
oh nix you silly shrew
Londontown
Lmao
London't
nix maybe it's because they were terrorists honey
Should all aqaintense beeee forgot
And never brought Tae minddddd
Should all acquaintance beeee forgot
well not everyone seen them like that @bleak lintel
fuck you sharp you stole my line
Oh I know that one
:>
only when I'm in a large crowd of people
SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTED BEEE FORGAT
can i sing german songs now
FOR OLD LAND SIIIIIGN
woah
Awww far fuck sake
no point now
Get ta shite
@bleak lintel your da sells avon
@tired osprey your da sells Avon
@gentle moss your da sells.... Your ma?
@rain spindle you sell avon
@bleak lintel I'm your dad?
no advertising please
hey guys who wants some avon
:^)
me da went out for fags and never came back
HAHAHAHAHA
hi
@gentle moss a kid in our class was getting hit about
And a guy said
"hey you should get your dad to help you out*
Who is willing to teach some python
big pause
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@hushed carbon the bot is
The entire class "OH WAIT"
@bleak lintel I'll have some Avon, a little speed and a nice chunk of scone
lmao
Ew Avon
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But what about Mary Kay
My American what!?
Sharpie sooo itโs the same Avon as in America got it
nope its makeup
He's thinking of Mary J
Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company" The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly ag...
its legal now meh
10% chance of watching that
someones dad is selling makeup products
so what is avon
It's weed in some places
Weโre all Avon on this blessed day
But in most of Scotland it is just a killer insult
@bleak lintel can you think of English memes?
That I wouldnt know?
......
Cheers from Iraq!
how does the word avon even relate to weed
No idea
the english i tell ya
@shell blade Scotland is a weird beast
For example
clay is a massive nonce
And you wanna take all your speed
Fuck I went to public and forgot ketchup dammit
one sec i think my delivery guy is lost again
And run to your local spar
And hide in the discount section
@bleak lintel yep never heard of that one
they don't have Spar in the US sharp
It's a real shame
They don't have nonce either
oh man
how behind are they
Nope
When I visit New York
Yeah I know
I'm going in so many normal grocery stores
Go to sams club or Costco Bisk
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
Yes
fucking walmart \
see all the crazy shit you bastards are allowed to sell in pharma's i guess
Gotta take a trip to NJ too so I can shoot some guns
i refuse to lower my self to walmart standards
Whelp, you'll find ways to degrade yourself to that at some point in your life
So acting high and mighty is pretty worthless
why do you say that?
Walmart is a god damn supermarket
Itโs cheap. I like money. Easy choice
like what?
idk, but you will
I think mine was being in a hair metal band for a short period of time for some battle of the bands competition
๐ค that sounds cool
wearing a pink leotard, neck choker thing, neon fingerless gloves and massive doc martins
okay, that less
yes
Thatโs my normal Wednesday attire though howโs that degrading
i guess i choose not to support them for a variety of reason's i dont see why i should get flac for that
When you said hair metal, I thought more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2OL9pqNNfQ
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I did my best to recreate the first Attack on Titan intro with Moonbase Alpha, in Blender. I tried to be as accurate as possible so there aren't many "jokes"...
Look at my conlang
http://conlang.wikia.com/wiki/Nedan
ใใใใใ
twitch
@tame pier i have a dilemma
do i walk to the l store like 15min away in cold winter weather and save my self like 15$ or do i just order it and get charged a fee
(that's not the order of vowels in japanese, and it also doesn't sound like that's what they're singing)
AEOIU
@shell blade Go to the store
I used to walk to school even when it dropped below zero (though almost got trapped in my office once by that)
i was really hoping you would tell me to be lazy
lol
trueee
a month and a half of netflix
thats true
just be careful
you tested this?
more discovered
i see good to know
black ice is evil
finally im back
Oh hi
Anyone have any experience with Splash/Scrapy?
@tame pier Any advice on hiding github repos? I have so many pentesting stuff there lol
hmmm not really sorry
Im afraid of getting flagged when seeking a job
i use beautiful soup for web scraping
cant you do private repos?
Its possible but I can't. You need to pay
Pretty sure you can still help me with something, if you have a moment
you have to PAY wf
im so angry i forgot the t in wtf
It's always been that way? 0.0
im kinda green tbh
They gotta make money somehow
i thought github was totally free
i see
This page right: https://www.bjs.com/allClubLocator
I figured out how to check all the checkboxes with JS
I found something that might help me
But now, I need to be able to point my scraper to the subsequent pages...however, there's no link if you inspect.
How is it that I can grab whatever it's calling to build the URL?
For example,https://www.bjs.com/mapDetail;city=0214 takes you to one store
Takes you to another one
the citys are different from the just the link im looking at
Look at the main locator
Click checkbox, city links appear. Click city link. Get taken to city page.
What is it that is sending the browser to the city link? How is it getting that /mapDetail;city=0307
?
Even after parsing the javascript with Splash, I still don't see any hrefs.
im not sure it probably has something to do with how your scraping it but im probably not the best person to ask im pretty green my self but @tame pier might be able to help
or a help channel
sorry dude also im pretty drunk atm
drunk ? lol
I just kinda lost the fear I had
About the repos
I can just say, I was part of a cyber security club and we used to explore alot of these tools ๐
Which is indeed true
No worries
help channel will def help you though
yes @granite lake its my saturday night
oh my lol
Lmao I don't know jack about web scraping
@shell blade Whatever you're drinking I guarantee I can one-up you tonight
Because I learned a new recipe
Made a whiskey sour with fresh egg white
Honest can't say I've ever had that
ok ,its bacardis good rum
yeah im def not an expert and it was totally random cause i was actually paused in a tutorial about bs4 lol so i was like uhhhh go to help channel
lol
yeah bs4 is nice
I've used this once or twice: https://github.com/kennethreitz/requests-html
It's a nice combination of a lot of the common scraping tools
into a nice Humanโข friendly interface
Love KR's work
I like to print my web sites on physical paper and then use a pencil to trace the letters in to my sketchpad which I then read using Machine Learning and translate to code.
I think my approach wins.
xpath?
Well I think we just found the drunkest person on the server
Sure, however you want to describe it
what's a double again
two shots
oh yeah
herp de derp
Bjs
it's another shoebot
Sorry phaseon, no breaking ToS, and no shoebots
What's a shoebot?
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robot.txt i learnt to check that
๐ ๐ค ๐ฐ 
I love that shoebot is a term that exists, because it's so common?
You have no idea how many shoebots we've seen in the last few months
It's becoming an actual problem
guys i need a translator again
hahaha. I don't mean to minimize the issue but that feels so random.
I'm doing this to help my friend visualize data in tab ๐
good idea scott
But I suppose I'll just have to find some other way to do it now
shouldnt it tell you what you can and cant do ?
Says nothing about store locator data, don't wanna scrape BJ's for products
Want to just get a list of addresses but I get it
HA BJS
badum tss
@rough sapphire really?
Check that github link
ohhh that makes sense
But seriously, what is a shoebot?
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I see no mention of shoes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I thought sneaker meant self-bots that are pretending to be users
https://imgur.com/gallery/8YH1x shoe bot
COUNTER-DUNK
LMFAO
hello lads
Did you just dunk a mod? 
Chibli, down boy

A cup!?
banhammer

They were banned
ahahaha

poor @rough sapphire
Gottem

Ew
normie
im not sure how that empoji works like if i see it do i punch myself orrrr?

Gentle slap would suffice madi

@glass gorge k...
Yup thought you'd like it phase
@rough sapphire if u sign up for Spotify (trial) and then to family plan u get free google home mini then u can cancel the trial lol and it costs everything 0$ I got 2 so far
I think I can get most of what I want from Open street maps, so I think I'll be okay
Cool
But again, wth is a sneaker/shoe bot?
It's a miniature google home
Search it
Honestly I don't know
its a house for ants @rough sapphire
Itโs price is like $50 and u get it for free
its a spying machine made by google to improve their services
All I know is there's a ton of people thirsty to write bots to scrape sites for information about shoes
thats a movie reference
LMFAOOOO
Probably some weird price hunting thing
Itโs like Alexa
Google Home is Google Alexa
I mean I'm just trying to stop you from hurting yourself, but still allow you to follow the path of self harm you wanted to follow for seeing emoji 
google home is spying device

Lol why everyone say that


i was just confused because everytime i have seen that in real life someone has punched me
I can sell them later
free info from you
Oh that emoji
Ok Iโm not even gonna plug it in lol
Y'know I don't think I've ever been punched IRL
I thought you felt the need for self disciple just for seeing any emoji
ahahahaha
Holy shit, open street maps is like...
It's the GMaps API that is actually worth a dam
A dedupe filter and I'm good to go lol
l0l
Booooi
boooooooooooooooOoOooOOi

im youngest in family :(
@rough sapphire i mean kids like the weirdest shit so it makes sense
Who's dat
^
but who am i to call kids weird

im pretty weird to apparently
I'm old
my last bf broke up with me becuase im "eccentric"
rip
wtf is that
It's the nice way of saying weird? I think?
that bow in her hair is almost the size of her forehead
That wamen scares me
^
At least you got to know why madi
@glass gorge thats true most of the time men just ghost you
When describing people:
"Weird" almost always an insult.
"Eccentric" is more neutral in meaning--in some cases, it could even be seen as a compliment if you like people who are a little out of the ordinary. But it can also be used in place of "weird" to sound a little less harsh. Depends on who is saying it, what tone of voice they're using, etc.
"That guy is weird!" is an insult.
"That guy is eccentric!" is neutral, complimentary, or trying not to sound too insulting.
When describing objects:
"Weird" is used more. Similar meaning to unusual, strange, etc.
"Eccentric" is not usually used to describe objects. It's more of a personality description.
My last gf broke up with me by randomly blocking me
Daaaaaaam
nix is weird
That's cold af
that nix guy is weird

yep when partners do that to you its just so ruddeee i feel you @glass gorge
I met her though 
oh your a ghoster scott?
I mean...
Some people you gotta
They're too crazy to break up with in person
Ghost is only option
Is Nix your BF import?
That's a horribly immature belief.
I almost got stabbed once trying to do so so....I'm kinda weary now
no
I've had a few, none were really serious other than this one. So the block was really unexpected
@tame pier snapppppp
i was playing WoT with him the other day and didnt understand a single word he said
My last GF broke up because I was too young
wat
Heh, it wasn't a break up. But I was turned down for being too young as well
You's a cat with whiskers ma dude
pretending to be women online is fun because you get to meet weird people
You don't have to pretend to be a girl to meet interesting people
^
"send picture of bobs and vegana"
Just join the right forums
Like the ones I'm sure gdude has frequented at one point ๐
im surroned by catfish
Youd probably meet mostly weird people
meow-flop
Wdym surrounded
meow
Isn't the whole point of catfishing to hold off being around the person
f
f
110 attack helictopter the holy see
hmm]
omg that reminds me
voice changer
so last saturday
Idk...I mean, I understand having fun. But that's a little too sick for me
But hey, it is what it is I guess
lol
Lol
dear lord
lel
You mustve broken the guy
That's some next level trolling
He probably went on to become a tech support for revenge
yikes i mean so what if he was into guys what would you do then?
run
Buy him a plane ticket
Give him your cashapp
ahem
So last weekend my brother used a voice changer to pretend to be some chick
And I believed it for 5 minutes
Lmao

lmfao
he's terrible at security
so i just assumed there were a bunch of friends in his dorm having a party or something
Dundun duuun
nope next level trolling
You know what used to be funny af? The ICQ chatrooms back in the day
fuck that being a kid was terrifying when i was all the boys would chase me around the block on theirs bikes im glad they can just be inside now
I have never heard such cancer, till this day
Cant say I've ever mistaken a gender
Chase you around...for what?
ICQ?
cause they were just being mean
kidsrdumb
But for the third world/europe
wat
skyisblue
i feel offended
importerrisafishforsure
ismellyousmelllikepoopoo
My mother used to say "stone throwing ends in diaper changing"
Uh..
lmao
But it rhymes better in norwegian
I don't think I get that one
So if I throw stones at people, they'll shit themselves?
How have you not picked up on that yet
scandavian countries are pretty great imo
I heard you guys got teh gewd cruises
Its a saying for "flirting" as a kid, ends with having kids
Norway ain't so bad
What's the income tax rate like over there?
That's not bad
I think we should say fuck all that and just institute universal basic income
lower than mine used to be
yeah thats pretty much the same as us
But we can barely get people to agree on womens rights, voting rights, so thats a pipe dream
until Trump lowered the tax rate
Nvm
WHAT DO THEY CALL CANADIAN BACON IN CANADA?
Ts like up to 45
Is it just regular bacon?
Based on income
HAM
thereis both canadian bacon is more like ham
tuna is better than bacon
but we put maple syrup onj both
Edible sunshine
But what do you call it though
"back bacon"
regular bacon is still just bacon apparently
Canadian bacon
Perhaps?
Wikipedia: The term "Canadian bacon" is not actually used in Canada, where the product is generally known simply as "back bacon" while "bacon" alone refers to the same streaky pork belly bacon as in the United States.[4] Peameal bacon is a variety of back bacon popular in southern Ontario where the loin is wet cured before being rolled in cornmeal (originally yellow pea meal); it is unsmoked.[3]
My friend has this whisky
That has maple syrup in it
Its bomb af, I forgot what its called
oh what brand?
Heh
I have a cinnamon whiskey in the fridge
It's malt whisky with maple syrup
its amazing
(aka Costco)
beer maple syrup and darts
Yeah
Its pretty metal if you think about it
wasn't there like a big maple syrup heist a few years ago
darts=cigaretts
The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist is an informal name for a months-long robbery between 2011-12 of nearly 3,000 tons of maple syrup, valued at $18.7 million (2012 Canadian dollars) from a storage facility in Quebec. The facility was operated by the Federation of Quebec Map...
Canada doesn't strike me as a very metal country
that's a lot of maple syrup
RIP-TONES (ringtones, bud) now available via the itunes store... friggin' RIGHTS!... SHE'S ON iTUNES, BUD! https://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/out-for-a-rip/id...
Rush is Canadian
^
Though they're not metal
Hey Scott, my friends at the CIA would like to speak to you
Open the door when they knock
lmfao
the strategic reserve of maple syrup
I used to live a few hundred miles from the border, and regularly hang out several dozen from it
But never crossed ๐ฆ
its pretty much spot on if your rural canada
ha
snorts maple syrup
Do block bois sell dat maple on da block
@rough sapphire wdym, what vid
Whelp I should probably get outta bed
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Its the RNB remix
Its lit
YES DAMIT, ITS LIT
I have to visit uni in 5 hours for a group project 
we use to call them g runs and we didnt have a lot of house parties we always had huge parties in the bush
there were a few rolled trucks
*as in speech
because people were obs drinking but theres no cops or people for miles around
๐ ๐จ
Hmmm I should sell my black desert account
LMFAO
Probably easy $500
wtf is this

i thought it was goona be the vr thing where they hit the beats with light sabers
I really should set my VR gear up again...
SUPER
HOT
GODDAMN
Superhot gave me a fucking work out
isnt vr porn a big thing too
sureeee
when men say i never tried porn im like ok
does anyone want to play cards against humanity?
Why
@rough sapphire INSTALL THE APP
No you're not in voice
whatre we doin
fuck we got to redo it
go to voice chat channel so we dont get in crap
no no the voice chat channel you can type in
the first channel in voice
Should be
I saved the original links for the repos and deleted them
I kept some that people won't fuzz about
This is my jam.
that name....
he is a WoT fan
no
Kettenschrederer means chain shredder right?
yes
is that to do with the chain on tank tracks?
yes
ooooooh
that is the idea
well he isnt very good at it
hacks
he is actually in a WoT clan
is he actually that good?
apparently
i was going to punish him that time we played together
punish him how for what
I used my Lorraine's missile but missed him
and for what?
idk, just wanted to do it
like the western tank destroyer
The best part about finishing a project is closing the 500 tabs I keep open for citing

me banned from codejam
I know that feel, Chib
yay

its no nut november chib
wait for Dick Destroy December
How about you do what you need to, when you are needed to do it
nononono
Gotta stay sfw
okayokay
anyways
@tired osprey as i was saying
your friend is good at dodging my missiles
i was sure my missile was going to land
on the right hand side of the rear
oo the discord overlay ingame is pretty nifty
world of tankskksksk
Web of truth
Web of TOS
WOT
yes yes
okay okay
fuck
im not getting this done by tomorrow
im done
are u spanish?
yes
heeeellpppp
pls
ยฟEres teleadicto?
i answered with:
Si. Soy teleadicto porque veo la television cuatro horas todos los dias
i need approx 50 words
hmm
VMware patches critical VM escape vulnerability disclosed recently by a researcher at the Chinese hacking competition GeekPwn2018
smh
cant even feel safe in a vm any more
Do you think it's impossible to make a 100% perfect VM, where there is no way any software could access the host machine?
dont think it's impossible, no
just never expected this
according to vmware's released notes: https://docs.vmware.com/en/VMware-Workstation-Player/15/rn/player-1501-release-notes.html
uninitialized stack memory usage vulnerability in the vmxnet3 virtual network adapter that might allow a guest to execute code on the host
ffs
Yes, I am a couch potato and here are several reasons why. One is because I watch television four hours a day. Another reason would be because I spend several hours playing Nintendo. One more reason would probably have to be that I never get up off the couch all day. A fourth reason is that all my food is delivered to my couch, so I do not need to get up.
wow that's amazing
Donde estรก mi cerveza?
wdym ImportErr?
anybody in here good with webpack/node? I know this is a python channel but the JS server is dead as a doornail lol
looking for some help w/ configuring webpack to dump multiple compiled JS files into diff directories
connection to python is that the whole thing is inside a django site ๐
#web-development maybe
yeah ... that channel is also super slow ๐ฆ not a single message since 12:48pm today lol
I'll try tho
-.-
@sinful turtle i have the same nickname as my username
if you use the same nick as your username, it shouldnt set a nick
lit
i did juju magic
๐ฑ
you know a usb hub is legit when actual sparks fly off if you touch it with a plug ๐
out of all the materials to use as a casing they went with some kind of metal
๐
Legit = China
sad thing is plastic wouldve been less expensive too
this whole thing makes no sense
Nothing makes sense anymore!
@sand goblet have you done the political compass before?
https://www.pbtech.co.nz/product/USBORC1003/Orico-7-Port-Aluminium-USB-30-HUB-With-Power-Adapt this. this is the culprit
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I have yeah
The router I gave a friend earlier this year apparently burned up last weekend
Burning plastic smell
yum
@sand goblet left and liberal?
I would be supprised if you weren't
I'm rly happy with how center I am
A little bit of left ain't bad
I have no idea what site you used
How you want the link
in text format
Seems about right
It's not really that far
For this app it is
it's kind of classic liberal
supposedly
I don't think anyone is surprised :P
Where would Hitler be on this map?
Okay, so that's where I want to be.
I think Gandhi is a much more favourable spot.
How do you figure?
Well, because gdude agrees with Gandhi according to the compass he posted earlier
I turned out to be about twice as extreme as Ghandi ๐
Yeah, me too
*Gandhi
Further into the outfield I was
Well, Gandhi is much more off center than Hitler on the x.
you can have radical views but approach them peacefully
I mean, I don't think that's likely to be true if you're entirely at the authoritarian end
You don't become a mass murderer just because you're authoritarian.
Not as a rule, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone as extreme as Hitler that wasn't :P
if youve ever played civ youll know gandhi has a very very dark side
Maybe, but you've got to appreciate how he's only very slightly leaning right.
Maybe if history would have been a bit different, he would too.
I don't think Civ is a good representation of the world lol
Remember that bug that made the dalai lama murder everyone?
it's a feature
YEah, it's a great model for the world
The NSA basically exists because of those features running wild in the world
What features, people playing Civ?
Nah, features like 0 - 1 = 255
Aren't we all
so you don't shower?
Fun fact: We're in the branch of organisms that can only get energy by murdering other organisms
It is known
it's not murder if it doesnt involve an axe
Who's your favorite criminal?
My ex
She's a criminal because she has to carry a huge knife to deal with mountain lions
:P
She has to carry a mountain lion to deal with huge knives?
yes
:P
good idea but impractical
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