#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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tired osprey
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what is that supposed to mean

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that sounds eggplant

bleak lintel
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what is that supposed to mean

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that sounds aubergine

worn kite
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think with your teenage mind

tired osprey
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hm

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mkay

bleak lintel
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(the REAL spelling of eggplant)

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@gentle moss knows

gentle moss
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yup

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it looks nothing like an egg

tired osprey
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@gentle moss so if wales is in ireland where is ireland and scotland and even more interesting england

bleak lintel
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ireland is off the coast of mexico

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it moves a couple metres closer every year

shell blade
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@gentle moss you asked for this ahahaha

bleak lintel
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then when we reach mexico we are going to have to temporarily sink it underwater, move ireland across and then raise it again

tired osprey
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we?

maiden wave
tired osprey
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u from ireland joph?

bleak lintel
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yeah

tired osprey
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

bleak lintel
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because england is ireland...

tired osprey
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wait wait wait

bleak lintel
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different regions refer to it as different names

tired osprey
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if scotland is in wales and wales is in ireland

bleak lintel
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the latin name for ireland is England

tired osprey
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and england is ireland

bleak lintel
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yeah

tired osprey
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doesnt that mean scotland is in england?

bleak lintel
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dude

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scotland was never not england

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they just like to think that

tired osprey
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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@gentle moss opinion please

bleak lintel
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@rain spindle haha scottish independence failed you suck

steel fox
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All hail the queen

rain spindle
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@bleak lintel England are shite

gentle moss
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England, Ireland, Wales and Scotland?

rain spindle
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All of their discoveries are either Scottish or Indian

gentle moss
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Where are they?

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All in the same boat together I imagine

rain spindle
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Boat of Brexit

shell blade
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its all under the uk

rain spindle
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Going to China

shell blade
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meh

gentle moss
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Well.... Sorta.

rain spindle
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I thought that was fairly accurate

shell blade
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i mean im pretty sure england won that war wayy back

rain spindle
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We should join the pasific trade union

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Get in with the Chinese and russian overlords now

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Less death later

bleak lintel
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yeah little known fact about brexit: the cables are being attached right now and by the end of the year Britain will have been moved out of europe

steel fox
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Good

rain spindle
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Joseph that's a secret!

bleak lintel
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we're planning on towing it down to Texas/Alabama

rain spindle
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You big dummy

steel fox
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Interesting

rain spindle
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Joseph we are taking Catalonia on the way

steel fox
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That would make you guys like our shoes

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But in a bad spot to recover your tea from the Boston harbor sadly

shell blade
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maybe the ira will make a comeback with brexit

rain spindle
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UP THE RA

bleak lintel
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i figured that Missisipi and Louisiana are actually irrelevant states so we are going to remove them and slow britain in there

rain spindle
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UP THE RA
UP THE RA
UP THE RA

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

tired osprey
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rarararararar

rain spindle
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@tired osprey before you join in. Know what your joining in to

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:^)

tired osprey
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hm

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thats not a thing germans did in the past

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so why now

maiden wave
shell blade
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i would probably write off all the southern states tbh there is no hope for them

steel fox
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Mississippi sure but donโ€™t you touch my fucking NOLA @bleak lintel

shell blade
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maybe mexico will take them

bleak lintel
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what the fuck is a NOLA

shell blade
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but thats probably even too much for them

rain spindle
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@tired osprey up the Ra = "I want the IRA back"

bleak lintel
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oh nix you silly shrew

steel fox
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New Orleans

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Louisiana

bleak lintel
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sorry sausage

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it's gone

tired osprey
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well why wouldnt i want the IRA back

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huh

bleak lintel
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Londontown

rain spindle
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Lmao

tired osprey
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London't

bleak lintel
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nix maybe it's because they were terrorists honey

rain spindle
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Should all aqaintense beeee forgot

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And never brought Tae minddddd

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Should all acquaintance beeee forgot

shell blade
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well not everyone seen them like that @bleak lintel

bleak lintel
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fuck you sharp you stole my line

rain spindle
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For aulddd langgg syneeee

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bag pipes

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Wait....

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Cat pipes meme

gentle moss
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Oh I know that one

rain spindle
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:>

gentle moss
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only when I'm in a large crowd of people

rain spindle
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Everyone knows that one

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Hahahaha

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Or drunk bisk

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:^)

gentle moss
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ยฌ_ยฌ

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SHOULD OOOOOOLD ACCOUNTANTS BEEEEEEEE BEGOT

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AND NEVER BROUGHT TEA, MIND

rain spindle
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SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTED BEEE FORGAT

tired osprey
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can i sing german songs now

gentle moss
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FOR OLD LAND SIIIIIGN

rain spindle
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joins hands

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drops whiskey

gentle moss
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woah

rain spindle
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Awww far fuck sake

gentle moss
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no point now

rain spindle
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Get ta shite

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@bleak lintel your da sells avon

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@tired osprey your da sells Avon

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@gentle moss your da sells.... Your ma?

bleak lintel
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@rain spindle you sell avon

rain spindle
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@bleak lintel I'm your dad?

shell blade
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no advertising please

rain spindle
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๐Ÿ‘€

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@shell blade Google Avon Scotland

bleak lintel
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hey guys who wants some avon

rain spindle
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:^)

gentle moss
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me da went out for fags and never came back

rain spindle
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HAHAHAHAHA

hushed carbon
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hi

gentle moss
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oh no he's just gay now

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jks.

rain spindle
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@gentle moss a kid in our class was getting hit about

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And a guy said

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"hey you should get your dad to help you out*

hushed carbon
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Who is willing to teach some python

rain spindle
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big pause

tired osprey
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!t resources

royal lakeBOT
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tired osprey
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@hushed carbon the bot is

rain spindle
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The entire class "OH WAIT"

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@bleak lintel I'll have some Avon, a little speed and a nice chunk of scone

bleak lintel
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lmao

steel fox
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Ew Avon

hushed carbon
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!t resources

royal lakeBOT
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resources

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It is hard to say exactly where you should start, as everyone will have a different prefered method of learning, but whether you like video tutorials, books or courses, you should find a suitable resource on our resources page

steel fox
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But what about Mary Kay

rain spindle
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Again clay

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Your American

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Look up what Avon is

steel fox
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My American what!?

gentle moss
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Mary Kay aint shit in the UK

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They get fucking shanked by all the avon lasses

steel fox
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Sharpie sooo itโ€™s the same Avon as in America got it

shell blade
rain spindle
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@steel fox @shell blade ITS WEED

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WEED

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OK

shell blade
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nope its makeup

gentle moss
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He's thinking of Mary J

steel fox
shell blade
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its legal now meh

gentle moss
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10% chance of watching that

shell blade
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someones dad is selling makeup products

bleak lintel
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so what is avon

rain spindle
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It's weed in some places

steel fox
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Weโ€™re all Avon on this blessed day

rain spindle
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But in most of Scotland it is just a killer insult

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@bleak lintel can you think of English memes?

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That I wouldnt know?

steel fox
rain spindle
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......

bleak lintel
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Cheers from Iraq!

shell blade
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how does the word avon even relate to weed

steel fox
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No idea

shell blade
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the english i tell ya

rain spindle
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@shell blade Scotland is a weird beast

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For example

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clay is a massive nonce

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And you wanna take all your speed

steel fox
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Fuck I went to public and forgot ketchup dammit

shell blade
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one sec i think my delivery guy is lost again

rain spindle
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And run to your local spar

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And hide in the discount section

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@bleak lintel yep never heard of that one

bleak lintel
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they don't have Spar in the US sharp

rain spindle
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Yes

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I know.

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Thats why I said it

bleak lintel
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It's a real shame

rain spindle
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They don't have nonce either

bleak lintel
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They have CVS and Walgreens

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what the fuck they don't?

gentle moss
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oh man

bleak lintel
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how behind are they

rain spindle
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Nope

gentle moss
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When I visit New York

rain spindle
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Yeah I know

gentle moss
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I'm going in so many normal grocery stores

steel fox
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Go to sams club or Costco Bisk

gentle moss
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"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

steel fox
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Yes

gentle moss
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My shortlist atm is a Walmart, a Trader Joes and a CVS

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idk why the CVS

shell blade
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fucking walmart \

gentle moss
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see all the crazy shit you bastards are allowed to sell in pharma's i guess

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Gotta take a trip to NJ too so I can shoot some guns

shell blade
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i refuse to lower my self to walmart standards

gentle moss
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Whelp, you'll find ways to degrade yourself to that at some point in your life

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So acting high and mighty is pretty worthless

shell blade
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why do you say that?

gentle moss
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Walmart is a god damn supermarket

steel fox
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Itโ€™s cheap. I like money. Easy choice

gentle moss
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You will do more degrading things in your life

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Than shopping at Walmart

shell blade
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like what?

gentle moss
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idk, but you will

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I think mine was being in a hair metal band for a short period of time for some battle of the bands competition

worn kite
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๐Ÿค” that sounds cool

gentle moss
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wearing a pink leotard, neck choker thing, neon fingerless gloves and massive doc martins

worn kite
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okay, that less

gentle moss
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yes

steel fox
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Thatโ€™s my normal Wednesday attire though howโ€™s that degrading

shell blade
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i guess i choose not to support them for a variety of reason's i dont see why i should get flac for that

worn kite
maiden wave
vast relic
tame pier
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Ah yes, the moonbase video

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Fucking gold

sinful copper
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ใ‚ใˆใ„ใŠใ†
twitch

shell blade
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@tame pier i have a dilemma

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do i walk to the l store like 15min away in cold winter weather and save my self like 15$ or do i just order it and get charged a fee

sinful copper
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(that's not the order of vowels in japanese, and it also doesn't sound like that's what they're singing)

tame pier
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AEOIU

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@shell blade Go to the store

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I used to walk to school even when it dropped below zero (though almost got trapped in my office once by that)

shell blade
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i was really hoping you would tell me to be lazy

tame pier
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Though living in the south has made me a weak

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:p

shell blade
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lol

tame pier
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It's $15 that's like

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a whole pizza

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๐Ÿ‘€

shell blade
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trueee

tame pier
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a month and a half of netflix

shell blade
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thats true

tame pier
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just be careful

shell blade
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yeah it snowed its slippery out

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i know what your saying though ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

tame pier
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use those shoe things

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stretchy rubber with metal that go over your shoes

shell blade
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snow shoes?

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ohh cramp ons

tame pier
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yeah

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though they don't work on black ice

shell blade
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you tested this?

tame pier
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more discovered

shell blade
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i see good to know

tame pier
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black ice is evil

shell blade
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yepp

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k my adventure awaits

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cya

tame pier
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I've had some bad falls but

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Nothing hilarious

shell blade
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finally im back

granite lake
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Oh hi

shell blade
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hay you

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that darn black ice almost got me but i was victorious in the end

torpid berry
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Anyone have any experience with Splash/Scrapy?

granite lake
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@tame pier Any advice on hiding github repos? I have so many pentesting stuff there lol

shell blade
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hmmm not really sorry

granite lake
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Im afraid of getting flagged when seeking a job

shell blade
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i use beautiful soup for web scraping

granite lake
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Maybe I can download and delete them all

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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@shell blade BS is great

shell blade
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cant you do private repos?

granite lake
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Its possible but I can't. You need to pay

torpid berry
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Pretty sure you can still help me with something, if you have a moment

shell blade
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you have to PAY wf

torpid berry
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Try GitLab

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They're free. And private, afaik

shell blade
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im so angry i forgot the t in wtf

torpid berry
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It's always been that way? 0.0

shell blade
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im kinda green tbh

torpid berry
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They gotta make money somehow

shell blade
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i thought github was totally free

torpid berry
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It is. For pub repos.

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If you need something private and free, use GitLab

shell blade
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i see

torpid berry
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I figured out how to check all the checkboxes with JS

granite lake
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I found something that might help me

torpid berry
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But now, I need to be able to point my scraper to the subsequent pages...however, there's no link if you inspect.

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How is it that I can grab whatever it's calling to build the URL?

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Takes you to another one

shell blade
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the citys are different from the just the link im looking at

torpid berry
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Look at the main locator

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Click checkbox, city links appear. Click city link. Get taken to city page.

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What is it that is sending the browser to the city link? How is it getting that /mapDetail;city=0307

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?

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Even after parsing the javascript with Splash, I still don't see any hrefs.

shell blade
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im not sure it probably has something to do with how your scraping it but im probably not the best person to ask im pretty green my self but @tame pier might be able to help

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or a help channel

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sorry dude also im pretty drunk atm

granite lake
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drunk ? lol

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I just kinda lost the fear I had

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About the repos

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I can just say, I was part of a cyber security club and we used to explore alot of these tools ๐Ÿ˜„

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Which is indeed true

torpid berry
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No worries

shell blade
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help channel will def help you though

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yes @granite lake its my saturday night

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oh my lol

torpid berry
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Trying to figure out the scrapy issue

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well, splash/scrapy

tame pier
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Lmao I don't know jack about web scraping

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@shell blade Whatever you're drinking I guarantee I can one-up you tonight

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Because I learned a new recipe

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Made a whiskey sour with fresh egg white

shell blade
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they teach bs4 in violent python

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also im drinking oakheart!

tame pier
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Honest can't say I've ever had that

shell blade
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beautiful soup?

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or oakheart

tame pier
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Oakheart lol

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Though BS4 is pretty tasty

shell blade
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ok ,its bacardis good rum

tame pier
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I've had some bs4 passingly

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Ah

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Who knew

shell blade
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yeah im def not an expert and it was totally random cause i was actually paused in a tutorial about bs4 lol so i was like uhhhh go to help channel

tame pier
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lol

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yeah bs4 is nice

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It's a nice combination of a lot of the common scraping tools

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into a nice Humanโ„ข friendly interface

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Love KR's work

normal ferry
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I like to print my web sites on physical paper and then use a pencil to trace the letters in to my sketchpad which I then read using Machine Learning and translate to code.

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I think my approach wins.

shell blade
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xpath?

tame pier
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Well I think we just found the drunkest person on the server

normal ferry
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I think you mean most glorious.

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

tame pier
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Sure, however you want to describe it

torpid berry
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I've got the JS to run in splash to click open all the links

shell blade
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im not that drunk ..

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i have had two doubles

tame pier
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what's a double again

torpid berry
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Can't figure out how to see where each city link is leading to

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Two shots (I think)

shell blade
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two shots

tame pier
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oh yeah

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herp de derp

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Bjs

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it's another shoebot

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Sorry phaseon, no breaking ToS, and no shoebots

torpid berry
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What's a shoebot?

royal lakeBOT
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shell blade
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robot.txt i learnt to check that

tame pier
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๐Ÿ‘ž ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿ’ฐ DogeMoney

normal ferry
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I love that shoebot is a term that exists, because it's so common?

tame pier
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You have no idea how many shoebots we've seen in the last few months

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It's becoming an actual problem

shell blade
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guys i need a translator again

normal ferry
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hahaha. I don't mean to minimize the issue but that feels so random.

torpid berry
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I'm doing this to help my friend visualize data in tab ๐Ÿ˜

shell blade
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good idea scott

torpid berry
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But I suppose I'll just have to find some other way to do it now

tame pier
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Ah

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Just find another site that allows scraping

shell blade
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shouldnt it tell you what you can and cant do ?

torpid berry
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Says nothing about store locator data, don't wanna scrape BJ's for products

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Want to just get a list of addresses but I get it

tame pier
shell blade
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HA BJS

torpid berry
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badum tss

shell blade
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@rough sapphire really?

tame pier
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Check that github link

glass gorge
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Hello

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I looked

shell blade
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ohhh that makes sense

torpid berry
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But seriously, what is a shoebot?

royal lakeBOT
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tame pier
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I see no mention of shoes

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I thought sneaker meant self-bots that are pretending to be users

shell blade
tame pier
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COUNTER-DUNK

torpid berry
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LMFAO

robust sierra
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hello lads

tame pier
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PUNCTURED BALL

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THE COURT IS ON FIRE

glass gorge
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Did you just dunk a mod? banhammer

tame pier
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Chibli, down boy

glass gorge
tame pier
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It's a HAMMER

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Of BANNING

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But I have a ban key

glass gorge
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A cup!?

robust sierra
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banhammer

tame pier
glass gorge
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Thor would be pissed to hear such ignorance

tame pier
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They were banned

shell blade
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ahahaha

tame pier
shell blade
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poor @rough sapphire

glass gorge
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Gottem

tame pier
robust sierra
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i looked

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oh no

normal ferry
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I can't take that emoji seriously.

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If feels vaguely NSFW.

tame pier
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You're in a browser?

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Normie

glass gorge
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Ew

robust sierra
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normie

shell blade
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im not sure how that empoji works like if i see it do i punch myself orrrr?

tame pier
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wtf is that

robust sierra
rough sapphire
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Did anyone get the google home mini for free

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Itโ€™s crazy

glass gorge
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Gentle slap would suffice madi

tame pier
torpid berry
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@tame pier , this is the legit motherlode

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(api page)

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Holy crap. Amazing

shell blade
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@glass gorge k...

tame pier
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Yup thought you'd like it phase

rough sapphire
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@rough sapphire if u sign up for Spotify (trial) and then to family plan u get free google home mini then u can cancel the trial lol and it costs everything 0$ I got 2 so far

tame pier
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Just google for "awesome-<thing> github"

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Lots of awesome pages 02peek

torpid berry
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I think I can get most of what I want from Open street maps, so I think I'll be okay

tame pier
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Cool

torpid berry
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But again, wth is a sneaker/shoe bot?

tame pier
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It's a miniature google home

rough sapphire
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Search it

tame pier
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Honestly I don't know

shell blade
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its a house for ants @rough sapphire

rough sapphire
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Itโ€™s price is like $50 and u get it for free

robust sierra
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its a spying machine made by google to improve their services

tame pier
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All I know is there's a ton of people thirsty to write bots to scrape sites for information about shoes

shell blade
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thats a movie reference

torpid berry
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LMFAOOOO

tame pier
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Probably some weird price hunting thing

rough sapphire
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Itโ€™s like Alexa

tame pier
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Google Home is Google Alexa

glass gorge
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I mean I'm just trying to stop you from hurting yourself, but still allow you to follow the path of self harm you wanted to follow for seeing emoji yert

robust sierra
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google home is spying device

tame pier
rough sapphire
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Lol why everyone say that

glass gorge
tame pier
rough sapphire
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Well itโ€™s free anyways

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And I got 2

shell blade
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i was just confused because everytime i have seen that in real life someone has punched me

rough sapphire
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I can sell them later

robust sierra
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free info from you

glass gorge
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Oh that emoji

rough sapphire
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Ok Iโ€™m not even gonna plug it in lol

tame pier
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Y'know I don't think I've ever been punched IRL

glass gorge
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I thought you felt the need for self disciple just for seeing any emoji

shell blade
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ahahahaha

torpid berry
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Holy shit, open street maps is like...

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It's the GMaps API that is actually worth a dam

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A dedupe filter and I'm good to go lol

tame pier
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l0l

glass gorge
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Booooi

robust sierra
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boooooooooooooooOoOooOOi

glass gorge
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Confusion is a dingleberrys greatest weapon

tame pier
robust sierra
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im youngest in family :(

shell blade
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@rough sapphire i mean kids like the weirdest shit so it makes sense

tame pier
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Who's dat

robust sierra
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^

shell blade
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but who am i to call kids weird

tame pier
shell blade
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im pretty weird to apparently

tame pier
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I'm old

shell blade
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my last bf broke up with me becuase im "eccentric"

tame pier
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rip

shell blade
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wtf is that

robust sierra
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ew tyhat person

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she cant even speak

torpid berry
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It's the nice way of saying weird? I think?

shell blade
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that bow in her hair is almost the size of her forehead

glass gorge
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That wamen scares me

robust sierra
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^

glass gorge
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At least you got to know why madi

shell blade
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@glass gorge thats true most of the time men just ghost you

torpid berry
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When describing people:

"Weird" almost always an insult.

"Eccentric" is more neutral in meaning--in some cases, it could even be seen as a compliment if you like people who are a little out of the ordinary. But it can also be used in place of "weird" to sound a little less harsh. Depends on who is saying it, what tone of voice they're using, etc.

"That guy is weird!" is an insult.
"That guy is eccentric!" is neutral, complimentary, or trying not to sound too insulting.

When describing objects:

"Weird" is used more. Similar meaning to unusual, strange, etc.
"Eccentric" is not usually used to describe objects. It's more of a personality description.

glass gorge
#

My last gf broke up with me by randomly blocking me

torpid berry
#

Daaaaaaam

robust sierra
#

nix is weird

torpid berry
#

That's cold af

robust sierra
#

that nix guy is weird

glass gorge
shell blade
#

yep when partners do that to you its just so ruddeee i feel you @glass gorge

glass gorge
#

I met her though __

shell blade
#

oh your a ghoster scott?

torpid berry
#

I mean...

#

Some people you gotta

#

They're too crazy to break up with in person

#

Ghost is only option

tame pier
#

Is Nix your BF import?

normal ferry
#

That's a horribly immature belief.

torpid berry
#

I almost got stabbed once trying to do so so....I'm kinda weary now

robust sierra
#

no

glass gorge
#

I've had a few, none were really serious other than this one. So the block was really unexpected

shell blade
#

@tame pier snapppppp

robust sierra
#

i was playing WoT with him the other day and didnt understand a single word he said

tame pier
#

My last GF broke up because I was too young

robust sierra
#

wat

torpid berry
#

That's valid

#

Uh...

#

Foreal?

glass gorge
#

Heh, it wasn't a break up. But I was turned down for being too young as well

torpid berry
#

You's a cat with whiskers ma dude

robust sierra
#

pretending to be women online is fun because you get to meet weird people

torpid berry
#

*fish

#

d'oh

#

I SEND PICTURE OF PEEN

#

PLZ RESPOND

#

lmfao

tame pier
#

You don't have to pretend to be a girl to meet interesting people

torpid berry
#

^

robust sierra
#

"send picture of bobs and vegana"

tame pier
#

Just join the right forums

torpid berry
#

That's dedication but like

#

Why...

tame pier
#

Like the ones I'm sure gdude has frequented at one point ๐Ÿ˜‰

shell blade
#

im surroned by catfish

glass gorge
#

Youd probably meet mostly weird people

tame pier
#

meow-flop

torpid berry
#

Wdym surrounded

robust sierra
#

meow

torpid berry
#

Isn't the whole point of catfishing to hold off being around the person

tame pier
#

sputter

#

asl

robust sierra
#

f

tame pier
#

f

torpid berry
#

110 attack helictopter the holy see

robust sierra
#

hmm]

tame pier
#

omg that reminds me

robust sierra
#

voice changer

tame pier
#

so last saturday

torpid berry
#

Idk...I mean, I understand having fun. But that's a little too sick for me

tame pier
#

my brother randomly called me at 230am on discord

#

but it was a girl

torpid berry
#

But hey, it is what it is I guess

tame pier
#

lol

glass gorge
#

Lol

torpid berry
#

dear lord

robust sierra
#

lel

glass gorge
#

You mustve broken the guy

tame pier
#

That's some next level trolling

glass gorge
#

He probably went on to become a tech support for revenge

shell blade
#

yikes i mean so what if he was into guys what would you do then?

robust sierra
#

run

tame pier
#

Buy him a plane ticket

torpid berry
#

Give him your cashapp

tame pier
#

ahem

#

So last weekend my brother used a voice changer to pretend to be some chick

#

And I believed it for 5 minutes

glass gorge
#

Lmao

torpid berry
#

That's fair. I just used to play outside when I was 14

#

lmao

glass gorge
torpid berry
#

lmfao

tame pier
#

he's terrible at security

#

so i just assumed there were a bunch of friends in his dorm having a party or something

glass gorge
#

Dundun duuun

tame pier
#

nope next level trolling

torpid berry
#

You know what used to be funny af? The ICQ chatrooms back in the day

shell blade
#

fuck that being a kid was terrifying when i was all the boys would chase me around the block on theirs bikes im glad they can just be inside now

torpid berry
#

I have never heard such cancer, till this day

glass gorge
#

Cant say I've ever mistaken a gender

torpid berry
#

Chase you around...for what?

tame pier
#

ICQ?

shell blade
#

cause they were just being mean

torpid berry
#

They prolly liked you or something

#

It's like AIM, messenger

#

etc

tame pier
#

kidsrdumb

torpid berry
#

But for the third world/europe

robust sierra
#

wat

tame pier
#

skyisblue

robust sierra
#

i feel offended

tame pier
#

importerrisafishforsure

torpid berry
#

ismellyousmelllikepoopoo

robust sierra
#

apologise

#

yes

glass gorge
#

My mother used to say "stone throwing ends in diaper changing"

torpid berry
#

Uh..

tame pier
#

lmao

glass gorge
#

But it rhymes better in norwegian

torpid berry
#

I don't think I get that one

tame pier
#

Oh are you Norwegian Chibli?

#

I thought you were one of dem Brits for some reason

torpid berry
#

So if I throw stones at people, they'll shit themselves?

glass gorge
#

How have you not picked up on that yet

tame pier
#

Bad memory

#

I'm ADHD

shell blade
#

scandavian countries are pretty great imo

torpid berry
#

I heard you guys got teh gewd cruises

glass gorge
#

Its a saying for "flirting" as a kid, ends with having kids

torpid berry
#

oof...but they do pay hella taxes

#

Like...ridic amounts

glass gorge
#

Norway ain't so bad

torpid berry
#

What's the income tax rate like over there?

glass gorge
#

Compared to Denmark

#

Like.. 30?

#

I forget

tame pier
#

That's not bad

torpid berry
#

I think we should say fuck all that and just institute universal basic income

tame pier
#

lower than mine used to be

shell blade
#

yeah thats pretty much the same as us

torpid berry
#

But we can barely get people to agree on womens rights, voting rights, so thats a pipe dream

tame pier
#

until Trump lowered the tax rate

shell blade
#

in canada

#

yeah

#

its fucking canada

glass gorge
#

Nvm

torpid berry
#

WHAT DO THEY CALL CANADIAN BACON IN CANADA?

glass gorge
#

Ts like up to 45

torpid berry
#

Is it just regular bacon?

glass gorge
#

Based on income

tame pier
#

HAM

shell blade
#

thereis both canadian bacon is more like ham

robust sierra
#

tuna is better than bacon

shell blade
#

but we put maple syrup onj both

glass gorge
#

Edible sunshine

torpid berry
#

But what do you call it though

sinful copper
#

"back bacon"

torpid berry
#

Ahhh

#

I see

sinful copper
#

regular bacon is still just bacon apparently

shell blade
#

Canadian bacon

glass gorge
#

Perhaps?

sinful copper
#

Wikipedia: The term "Canadian bacon" is not actually used in Canada, where the product is generally known simply as "back bacon" while "bacon" alone refers to the same streaky pork belly bacon as in the United States.[4] Peameal bacon is a variety of back bacon popular in southern Ontario where the loin is wet cured before being rolled in cornmeal (originally yellow pea meal); it is unsmoked.[3]

torpid berry
#

My friend has this whisky

#

That has maple syrup in it

#

Its bomb af, I forgot what its called

tame pier
#

I have some Canadian whiskey

#

It's good shit

shell blade
#

oh what brand?

tame pier
#

Heh

glass gorge
#

I have a cinnamon whiskey in the fridge

torpid berry
#

It's malt whisky with maple syrup

tame pier
#

Kirkland

shell blade
#

its amazing

tame pier
#

(aka Costco)

torpid berry
#

I mean

#

It's maple syrup. Pure sugar basically

#

From bleeding trees

shell blade
#

beer maple syrup and darts

tame pier
#

Yeah

torpid berry
#

Its pretty metal if you think about it

sinful copper
#

wasn't there like a big maple syrup heist a few years ago

shell blade
#

darts=cigaretts

tame pier
#

There's whole pipe routes between a ton of trees

#

Juuls

sinful copper
torpid berry
#

A forest of bleeding trees

#

\m/

#

af

glass gorge
#

Canada doesn't strike me as a very metal country

sinful copper
#

that's a lot of maple syrup

shell blade
tame pier
#

Rush is Canadian

shell blade
#

^

tame pier
#

Though they're not metal

torpid berry
#

Hey Scott, my friends at the CIA would like to speak to you

#

Open the door when they knock

#

lmfao

sinful copper
#

the strategic reserve of maple syrup

tame pier
#

I used to live a few hundred miles from the border, and regularly hang out several dozen from it

#

But never crossed ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

shell blade
#

its pretty much spot on if your rural canada

torpid berry
#

Yessir

#

THERES A MAPLE SYRUP CARTEL

tame pier
#

ha

torpid berry
#

snorts maple syrup

#

Do block bois sell dat maple on da block

#

@rough sapphire wdym, what vid

glass gorge
#

Whelp I should probably get outta bed

torpid berry
#

Its the RNB remix

#

Its lit

#

YES DAMIT, ITS LIT

glass gorge
#

I have to visit uni in 5 hours for a group project grumpy

torpid berry
#

its fuegs

#

Tre bon for you canadians

tame pier
#

Just out for a rip

#

wtf this video is already in my favorites

shell blade
#

we use to call them g runs and we didnt have a lot of house parties we always had huge parties in the bush

#

there were a few rolled trucks

torpid berry
#

*as in speech

shell blade
#

because people were obs drinking but theres no cops or people for miles around

glass gorge
#

๐Ÿšœ ๐Ÿ’จ

tame pier
#

One of those sharks flossed

#

I'm done

glass gorge
#

Hmmm I should sell my black desert account

torpid berry
#

LMFAO

glass gorge
#

Probably easy $500

shell blade
#

also g runs =gravel /dirt road run

#

not like gangster lol

torpid berry
#

this guy fucks

#

...eh, nah prolly not

shell blade
#

wtf is this

tame pier
shell blade
#

i thought it was goona be the vr thing where they hit the beats with light sabers

tame pier
#

I really should set my VR gear up again...

#

SUPER

#

HOT

#

GODDAMN

#

Superhot gave me a fucking work out

shell blade
#

isnt vr porn a big thing too

tame pier
#

That shit is lit

#

lol is it

#

never tried

shell blade
#

sureeee

tame pier
#

Oh fuck

#

My Occulus account is linked to my Facebook

#

Which I deleted

shell blade
#

when men say i never tried porn im like ok

tame pier
#

Not VR porn

#

i was sheltered ok

shell blade
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

#

im just being a tool lol sorry

#

i just had a seizure

tame pier
#

Wut

#

Is that Jack Black

shell blade
#

does anyone want to play cards against humanity?

tame pier
#

Signe me upe

#

noe

shell blade
#

one sec

#

im going voice chat

tame pier
#

Why

shell blade
tame pier
#

Oh yeah you're in web

#

Just install the app yo

#

@glass gorge You should join

shell blade
#

did you get the link scott?

#

do we need 4?

#

why cant i start it

tame pier
#

@rough sapphire INSTALL THE APP

shell blade
#

get in here scott

#

no vc

tame pier
#

No you're not in voice

glass gorge
#

whatre we doin

shell blade
#

fuck we got to redo it

#

go to voice chat channel so we dont get in crap

#

no no the voice chat channel you can type in

#

the first channel in voice

granite lake
#

Lol

#

@rough sapphire Is bitbucket free ?

glass gorge
#

Should be

granite lake
#

I saved the original links for the repos and deleted them

#

I kept some that people won't fuzz about

solemn crown
#

This is my jam.

tired osprey
#

Great work discord

worn kite
#

that name....

tired osprey
#

he is a WoT fan

robust sierra
#

chaaaaaiaiiiiiiiin shredder

#

does he play wot every day?

tired osprey
#

no

robust sierra
#

Kettenschrederer means chain shredder right?

tired osprey
#

yes

robust sierra
#

is that to do with the chain on tank tracks?

tired osprey
#

yes

robust sierra
#

ooooooh

tired osprey
#

that is the idea

robust sierra
#

well he isnt very good at it

tired osprey
#

he is tier 10 on some tanks

#

cant be that bad

robust sierra
#

hacks

tired osprey
#

he is actually in a WoT clan

robust sierra
#

is he actually that good?

tired osprey
#

apparently

robust sierra
#

i was going to punish him that time we played together

tired osprey
#

punish him how for what

robust sierra
#

I used my Lorraine's missile but missed him

#

and for what?

#

idk, just wanted to do it

tired osprey
#

๐Ÿ˜

#

aha

#

makes sense

robust sierra
#

like the western tank destroyer

tired osprey
#

he was playing as soviet

#

and you too

robust sierra
#

fake soviet

#

ask boris

#

but....

#

thats a staff team!

#

reeeeeeeeeeee GWfroggyKermitReee

#

jk

glass gorge
#

The best part about finishing a project is closing the 500 tabs I keep open for citing

robust sierra
#

me banned from codejam

worn kite
#

I know that feel, Chib

glass gorge
#

Just did it

#

and maan does it feel good

#

My RAM is back

robust sierra
#

yay

glass gorge
robust sierra
#

its no nut november chib

glass gorge
#

Lmao

#

Good one

#

Not gon happen

robust sierra
#

wait for Dick Destroy December

glass gorge
#

How about you do what you need to, when you are needed to do it

robust sierra
#

nononono

glass gorge
#

Gotta stay sfw

robust sierra
#

okayokay

#

anyways

#

@tired osprey as i was saying

#

your friend is good at dodging my missiles

#

i was sure my missile was going to land

#

on the right hand side of the rear

glass gorge
#

oo the discord overlay ingame is pretty nifty

robust sierra
#

im on mac no overlay for me GWmythicalFeelsSadMan

#

@glass gorge do you have wot?

glass gorge
#

wot being

#

No

#

Probably not

robust sierra
#

world of tankskksksk

tired osprey
#

Web of truth

robust sierra
#

Web of TOS

solemn crown
#

WOT

robust sierra
#

WOT

#

is there anyone fluent in spanish here?

worn kite
#

I know how to ask for beer....

#

that enough?

robust sierra
#

yes yes

#

okay okay

#

fuck

#

im not getting this done by tomorrow

#

im done

#

are u spanish?

#

yes

#

heeeellpppp

#

pls

#

ยฟEres teleadicto?

#

i answered with:

Si. Soy teleadicto porque veo la television cuatro horas todos los dias

#

i need approx 50 words

#

hmm

vapid bluff
#

smh

#

cant even feel safe in a vm any more

sinful turtle
#

Do you think it's impossible to make a 100% perfect VM, where there is no way any software could access the host machine?

vapid bluff
#

dont think it's impossible, no

#

just never expected this

#

uninitialized stack memory usage vulnerability in the vmxnet3 virtual network adapter that might allow a guest to execute code on the host

#

ffs

sinful turtle
#

Yes, I am a couch potato and here are several reasons why. One is because I watch television four hours a day. Another reason would be because I spend several hours playing Nintendo. One more reason would probably have to be that I never get up off the couch all day. A fourth reason is that all my food is delivered to my couch, so I do not need to get up.
wow that's amazing

worn kite
#

Donde estรก mi cerveza?

robust sierra
#

lmao great

#

mission successful

sinful turtle
#

wdym ImportErr?

mental stratus
#

anybody in here good with webpack/node? I know this is a python channel but the JS server is dead as a doornail lol

#

looking for some help w/ configuring webpack to dump multiple compiled JS files into diff directories

#

connection to python is that the whole thing is inside a django site ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

worn kite
mental stratus
#

yeah ... that channel is also super slow ๐Ÿ˜ฆ not a single message since 12:48pm today lol

#

I'll try tho

tough stratus
#

-.-

robust sierra
#

@sinful turtle i have the same nickname as my username

#

if you use the same nick as your username, it shouldnt set a nick

#

lit

rough sapphire
#

lit

robust sierra
#

i did juju magic

rough sapphire
#

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

vapid bluff
#

you know a usb hub is legit when actual sparks fly off if you touch it with a plug ๐Ÿ˜„

#

out of all the materials to use as a casing they went with some kind of metal

#

๐Ÿ‘

rain spindle
#

Legit = China

vapid bluff
#

sad thing is plastic wouldve been less expensive too

#

this whole thing makes no sense

rain spindle
#

Nothing makes sense anymore!

#

@sand goblet have you done the political compass before?

vapid bluff
rain spindle
#

We also need to get someone to do one

#

:>

sand goblet
#

I have yeah

tame pier
#

The router I gave a friend earlier this year apparently burned up last weekend

#

Burning plastic smell

vapid bluff
#

yum

rain spindle
#

@sand goblet left and liberal?

sand goblet
#

heck if I remember

#

gimme

rain spindle
#

I would be supprised if you weren't

#

I'm rly happy with how center I am

#

A little bit of left ain't bad

sand goblet
#

I have no idea what site you used

rain spindle
#

How you want the link

sand goblet
#

in text format

rain spindle
#

Just Google political compass

#

First link ish

sand goblet
rain spindle
#

Yep

#

Jesus Christ

#

That's pretty far

#

I'm not surprised tho

sand goblet
#

It's not really that far

rain spindle
#

For this app it is

sand goblet
#

it's kind of classic liberal

rain spindle
#

"classic liberal" eh

#

Does that have a definition in 2018?

sand goblet
#

supposedly

worn kite
#

oh wow, I'm even more extreme than g

#

both between -5 and -6

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

vapid bluff
#

make up your mind damn

tough stratus
#

I'm about the same as gDude

#

On that scale thingy

#

Closest to "Ghandi"

tulip palm
tame terrace
#

hey we're all hanging out with gandhi

sand goblet
#

I don't think anyone is surprised :P

glass gorge
#

Im just.. not gonna bother

#

Politics doesnt interest me

red lance
#

Where would Hitler be on this map?

red lance
#

Okay, so that's where I want to be.

sand goblet
#

I think Gandhi is a much more favourable spot.

red lance
#

How do you figure?

oak tangle
#

Well, because gdude agrees with Gandhi according to the compass he posted earlier

worn kite
#

I turned out to be about twice as extreme as Ghandi ๐Ÿ˜›

oak tangle
#

Yeah, me too

worn kite
#

*Gandhi

oak tangle
#

Further into the outfield I was

red lance
#

Well, Gandhi is much more off center than Hitler on the x.

sand goblet
#

Yeah but he also murdered a bunch of people

#

Hitler, I mean

worn kite
#

you can have radical views but approach them peacefully

sand goblet
#

I mean, I don't think that's likely to be true if you're entirely at the authoritarian end

red lance
#

You don't become a mass murderer just because you're authoritarian.

sand goblet
#

Not as a rule, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone as extreme as Hitler that wasn't :P

vapid bluff
#

if youve ever played civ youll know gandhi has a very very dark side

red lance
#

Maybe, but you've got to appreciate how he's only very slightly leaning right.

#

Maybe if history would have been a bit different, he would too.

sand goblet
#

I don't think Civ is a good representation of the world lol

vapid bluff
#

nonesense

#

blasphemy

sand goblet
#

Remember that bug that made the dalai lama murder everyone?

vapid bluff
#

it's a feature

sand goblet
#

Uhhuh

#

:P

oak tangle
#

YEah, it's a great model for the world

#

The NSA basically exists because of those features running wild in the world

sand goblet
#

What features, people playing Civ?

oak tangle
#

Nah, features like 0 - 1 = 255

vapid bluff
#

dalai lama is a mass murderer

#

of bacteria

#

death toll in the trillions

sand goblet
#

Aren't we all

vapid bluff
#

not if you pay attention

#

walk extra lightly

worn kite
#

so you don't shower?

vapid bluff
#

dont need to

#

i just radiate purity

oak tangle
#

Fun fact: We're in the branch of organisms that can only get energy by murdering other organisms

sand goblet
#

It is known

vapid bluff
#

it's not murder if it doesnt involve an axe

red lance
#

Who's your favorite criminal?

sand goblet
#

My ex

#

She's a criminal because she has to carry a huge knife to deal with mountain lions

#

:P

vapid bluff
#

hey

#

at least it's not the other way round

sand goblet
#

She has to carry a mountain lion to deal with huge knives?

vapid bluff
#

yes

sand goblet
#

:P

vapid bluff
#

good idea but impractical

worn kite
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

red lance
#

For some reason I always thought gdude is a woman.

#

Still could be though.