if you're happy and you know it stomp your feet
#ot1-perplexing-regexing
robust sierra
gentle moss
get some hobbies
robust sierra
i demand you to stomp your feet
tired osprey
im bored im really really bored and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again WHO'S BORED
robust sierra
im bored too
tired osprey
i could like
stand up and do work
but
I'd have to boot into windoof to copy literature over
and im too lazy for that
robust sierra
hey nix do you want to make something with me via github?
tired osprey
if i stand up I'd do work on my paper
i finally taught latex correct splitting of german words
tired osprey
i wont colab with you on berone
robust sierra
too bad
granite lake
What is berone
robust sierra
you wont get to be a contributor for the best framework in the world
its the new web framework im wokring on
granite lake
What's unique about it?
granite lake
Lol
buoyant pendant
will i get rick rolled?
glass gorge
Nah.
glass gorge
im a good playlist namer
buoyant pendant
hhahahaahhahaha
hmm
watch sillicon valley or code some ui to my app the runs on threads, but i need to change that all to Qthreads cus QT....
glass gorge
Temporary satisfaction, or long term.
glass gorge
So you're procrastinating?
glass gorge
¯_(ツ)_/¯
glass gorge
I'm not the guy to shame procrastination
buoyant pendant
hmmm.......what else do i still need
Ui
Pid controllers
sensors
and fly-by-wire
thats a lot
glass gorge
Go through it progressively
buoyant pendant
yeah.....
setting up the communication protocoll was the hardest (i hope). and im done with that now....
glass gorge
glass gorge
There's never a opportune moment :P
buoyant pendant
ive been lying in bed all morning in my bathrobe
dont feel like getting up
but thirsty af
glass gorge
One of lifes many hard dilemmas
rough sapphire
hello guys
I was looking for a program to get key names on arch linux cause I'm on my macbook and using bspwm and would like to get hotkeys names to map them in sxhkd
maybe @bleak lintel
you have an idea on it as you are on bspwm and sxhkd too
buoyant pendant
@rough sapphire you mean register key presses?
buoyant pendant
keyboard lib?
buoyant pendant
oh sry ive never used sxhkd
sinful turtle
wow its a red name
sinful turtle
jesus christ
stark prawn
Not that bad imo
Pycharm Pro is $200 a year
But software that makes you money is often worth a high price
sour shale
Pycharm Pro is
£ 69.00/1st year
the All Products Pack is £ 199.00/1st year
but not Pycharm Pro alone
stark prawn
The all products one is 650
sour shale
did you click the tab for Individual customers
not the Businesses and organizations
you're looking at the wrong price
red lance
I think even qt costs about $450 a year
stark prawn
Oh that's for the entire company
proper dune
Pretty much all corporate software is expensive. Engineering software even more so
Yay for Autodesk's monopoly
red lance
And there aren't any good open source alternatives
proper dune
I didn't ban enough people so they kicked me out 😥
tired osprey
aw
sour shale
LOL
tired osprey
for real?
sour shale
open source alternatives are Vim and Emacs lol
proper dune
But ye, there really aren't any decent alternatives to many Autodesk things
I for one haven't found any decent free Mechanical cad software
red lance
lol I can't model a toothbrush in emacs.
proper dune
Kicad for electrical stuff is good
red lance
You do a lot of Electronics stuff?
proper dune
ye
red lance
Like embedded or something analog?
stark prawn
That's how they get you
proper dune
Embedded and digital and analogue. 🅱ngineering
proper dune
I'm a Mechatronic engineering student so I do a fair bit of electronics, fair bit of mechanical, fair bit of software. I try to lean a bit more electrical and software rather than mechanical
sour shale
do they rly use golang for robotics
proper dune
no they don't, nobody does that. Don't listen to their propoganda
sour shale
👀
sour shale
https://gobot.io/
oh no
bronze monolith
for this first week i was the only person in my class
proper dune
It's mostly C++ and Python, maybe something else like Java or something
bronze monolith
im the only one in my class that actually likes computers
red lance
And micropython
bronze monolith
the others just wanted out of other subjects
stark prawn
Only one in cs? Wut
proper dune
CS is weird
bronze monolith
@stark prawn only for the first week
stark prawn
In my first year of college we had to many people who liked computers and picked based on that
Bit didn't like programming
tepid sable
That doesn't suprise me.
proper dune
Unfortunately computer science is neither a science nor about computers
bronze monolith
where i live, computers arent really a big thing
proper dune
Which class is it?
bronze monolith
wdym?
proper dune
Ye, we have SWE too and a separate CS
bronze monolith
im still in high school, if you are referring to college classes
rough sapphire
@bronze monolith how is that even possible nowadays?
proper dune
Oh right, high school. Psh hardly counts
rough sapphire
(re: living somewhere where computers aren't a big thing)
bronze monolith
@rough sapphire how is what possible?
stark prawn
My schools CS degree is only 25% programming first year
bronze monolith
oh
proper dune
First year CS is a lot of programming first year (the fundamental skills are necessary after all) but very little in the last few years
bronze monolith
@rough sapphire because i live where you could walk around a corner and literally get stabbed 138 times then punched in the face by a drunk
and everyone loves football
rough sapphire
what are those, airport designations?
proper dune
Scotland
bronze monolith
@proper dune yup
rough sapphire
I never knew.
proper dune
I don't think Scotland is unique in that all. Hi from Australia
rough sapphire
but it depends on where, right?
sour shale
sounds like Glasgow
rough sapphire
Isn't e.g. Edinburgh mostly a student city
sour shale
Edinburgh is rly nice
proper dune
UniEdinburgh is a nice place, I wouldn't be surprised
rain spindle
I want a friend in here :^)
bronze monolith
im not giving my exact location away
rain spindle
Ayyy spooky
proper dune
I'm Scottish af. Let's leave the Brits eh
rain spindle
I'm 15
proper dune
Me too thanks
rain spindle
:^)
rain spindle
69
bronze monolith
56?
rain spindle
@bleak lintel sorry
bronze monolith
193?
rain spindle
You have a 12 year old
tame pier
Welcome back Rags
bleak lintel
sharp why are what
bleak lintel
the fuck is going on here.
proper dune
im actually 18, they know that
bronze monolith
plez nu ban
rain spindle
totally knew that
proper dune
Rip
rain spindle
I didn't
bleak lintel
i understand
bronze monolith
wanna know something?
tired osprey
whats happening here
proper dune
My bad, soz. Thought everyone here knew me
bronze monolith
i was doxxed 3 days ago
proper dune
I once joined a server and was creeped how how someone knew my first name but then I realised it's because I have Spotify connected
bronze monolith
I literally want to be an ethical hacker when i grow up
I've wanted to do that since i was like 9
tired osprey
ehtical hackers have to be 18?
bronze monolith
well yeah, they need to get hired by a company and have a cc
so 16 or 18
¯_(ツ)_/¯
tired osprey
a cc?
proper dune
Someone I knew a while back, very non technical person doing her criminology degree, added me on linkedin after not talking to me for a long time. Apparently she just wanted to learn Linux BC she wanted to do cybersecurity because it's employable and someone told her Linux is important. She just pretended to be friendly again to leech of my Linux knowledge 🤔
bronze monolith
isk
stark prawn
if you go on hackerone you can find companies that want to be hacked
and that'll pay you for it
With the rules you have to follow
I don't think they have an age limit like that
proper dune
Good to be under 18 as a hacker since you probably won't get tried as an adult if it goes wrong :P
tired osprey
is finding a way to remotely execute code on your school website and then bothering your school until they fix it ethical hacking?
sour shale
no thats ill eagle
rough sapphire
@proper dune, no, but there have been instances where kids were banned from using a computer for years
tired osprey
finding a way not using it
stark prawn
Still being caught as a blackhat isnt good for your perspective in the ethical market
sour shale
dont hack ur school
tired osprey
and illegal in germany is to cause damage to a computer system
and its the schools website
proper dune
Sounds pretty grey hat, you could totally sued for it unless you asked for permission
tired osprey
they host it on some external VPS
for reasons
the illegal thing to do here is causing damage to computer systems you dont own
stark prawn
doesn't matter how bad their security is, you can't just hck them
tired osprey
so if i dont cause damage or steal data it is not illegal
bronze monolith
it is
sour shale
it is
tired osprey
i know my laws better than you know my laws
bronze monolith
u are gaining unauthorised entry to a system
stark prawn
Thats' not legal in the US or EU
tired osprey
the illegal thing to do is
writing programs which steal passwords or other forms of security codes
steals data
sniffs data
distrupts other computer processes
that is illegal
not proving your school's website is vulnerable to remote code execution
for me that is
idk about your laws
germany is pretty underdeveloped when it comes to IT in general
¯_(ツ)_/¯
sour shale
Data espionage
(1) Whosoever unlawfully obtains data for himself or another that were not intended for him and were especially protected against unauthorised access, if he has circumvented the protection, shall be liable to imprisonment not exceeding three years or a fine.
(2) Within the meaning of subsection (1) above data shall only be those stored or transmitted electronically or magnetically or otherwise in a manner not immediately perceivable.```In secondary school, someone came into the computer systems. They were offline for 3 days to check what was done.
sour shale
🤔
stark prawn
They made him pay for all the investigation costs
tired osprey
Yes cake
And I didn't do any of that
Also
There is paragraph 202 b and 203 a and b too if you already post German laws post the whole group
sour shale
remotely executing code can be used to gain unauthorised access
bronze monolith
^
sour shale
bronze monolith
lol
tired osprey
As far as I can see I didn't violate the wonderful hacker paragraph
sour shale
is this rly the whole law 🤔
sour shale
it seems so short compared to US law
stark prawn
it's weird tbh
rough sapphire
@tired osprey have you informed them about the presence of the vulnerability? prior to doing anything?
tired osprey
🔫
stark prawn
since germany is so privacy focussed
tired osprey
they have been aware for
lemme check the date
1 year 2 months
i found out 3 weeks ago
and when i told them they were like
yeaaah
we knew for it about 1 year 1 month
opened a issue 1 week ago
rough sapphire
but if they know it exists, what do you gain by exploiting it?
tired osprey
i did not know it exists before
the student who maintained the website last year (he's through with school now) told me that their code is shit in his opinion
and i decided to take a look at it
rough sapphire
yeah, but the point is, did you try something and talked to them or the other way round?
tired osprey
i did try something and talked to them
and that is not forbidden
as i didnt prepare or executed data theft
that is the point
sour shale
i did try something👀
tired osprey
yes
rough sapphire
I just think that you're on the safer side if you talk prior to attempting anything
tired osprey
i have been developing my own english branch for some time
to be fair i talked to the so called "technical lead" of the website the day before
they said linux is a piece of shit (the servers run linux) and nobody who knows it well enough would use it
worn kite
nice guy
rough sapphire
all I'm saying is that you don't want to get into a situation where you saying that you were trying to make a point, is viewed as an excuse
worn kite
speaking of it, a friend once took our school servers down by making a loop with a LAN cable
tired osprey
fun fact
worn kite
and they were old XP machines all infected with Conficker for years
tired osprey
my schools IT guy left the main switch's telnet port open and passwordless for two months
you could telnet into it and change everything
rough sapphire
also, there is always the possibility that you might inadvertently disrupt something
tired osprey
considering these people dont even know the OS their server runs
its unlikely they would notice even if somebody took it down
my school really is a mess
robust sierra
no
bleak lintel
:neutrael_face:
robust sierra
bleak lintel
from wsgiref.simple_server import make_server
from io import StringIO
from chocolate import whatever
def app(environ, start_response):
stdout = StringIO()
print(whatever, file=stdout)
start_response("200 OK", [('Content-Type', 'text/plain; charset=utf-8')])
return [stdout.getvalue().encode('utf-8')]
if __name__ == '__main__':
with make_server('', 8000, app) as server:
server.serve_forever()
lmfao
this code is fantastic
robust sierra
i was using this as my guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kwnjoAJ2HQ&t=694s
bleak lintel
lol
tired osprey
@gentle moss import err is lying about chocolate bars again, this time in the public
@bleak lintel can i have a GNUfuFighter role?
bleak lintel
no
stark prawn
sullen thorn
@bleak lintel
bleak lintel
i am busy playing fortnite go away
if you contribute to us you can have a green cube
tired osprey
i found bisk
inner breach
woosh
sullen thorn
@tame pier explain BSON a bit more to be i dont get it
like isnt all json stored as a binary file technically?
also @gentle moss how come ur a team leader? what teams?
sour shale
Gamejam @sullen thorn
sour shale
Same thing 
worn kite
that's what he meant
worn kite
I don't think so, unless somebody drops out last minute. The teams are made already.
sullen thorn
yes but its also not pg13
worn kite
Though you'd have to message the admins if you're serious.
sullen thorn
ok if someone drops out last minute can i be first in line to take their place?
oh
so like... gdude?
worn kite
for example, but he just went to bed
sullen thorn
damnit :/
i dont wanna msg joseph cuz he told me fuck off hes playing fortnite, and lemon is scary :/
and idk the other admins
sour shale
Lemon is scary yes
inner breach
sour shale
@rough sapphire i love your name
rain spindle
So could your pickle to a BSON file?
tired osprey
@sullen thorn while all files are stored as 0s and 1s on the hard disk. Consider the JSON
{"hello":"world"}
This would (using the utf8 encoding) get saved as a chain of 17 + 1 (for EOF) bytes. Now what BSON does is say fuck readability (not really) and write this as
\x16\x00\x00\x00\x02hello\x00x06\x00\x00\x00world\x00x00
the x... being hex values representing one byte as hexadezimal.
Where this comes in handy is if you have biiiiiig records and dont want to have to parse all the json prior to using it because this binary format allows you to skip through the objects very fast while looking for the right sub object
sullen thorn
i dont see how \x16\x00\x00\x00\x02hello\x00x06\x00\x00\x00world\x00x00 is better than {"hello":"world"}
i mean \x7b\x7b\x22\x68\x65\x6c\x6c\x6f\x22\x3a\x22\x77\x6f\x72\x6c\x64\x22\x7d is the same as {"hello":"world"} in utf8...
(i replaced the letters with their hex too)
so like i still dont see how its better
TEXT: {"hello":"world"}
JSON: \x7b\x7b\x22\x68\x65\x6c\x6c\x6f\x22\x3a\x22\x77\x6f\x72\x6c\x64\x22\x7d
BSON: \x16\x00\x00\x00\x02\x68\x65\x6c\x6c\x6f\x00\x06\x00\x00\x00\x77\x6f\x72\x6c\x64\x00\x00
if anything, BSON looks longer...
like i get it uses \x00 to mark a lot of stuff but doesnt seem much more efficient
ohhh so each thing starts with its length so u can skip that (you didnt explain how the skippng takes place so i was confused)
robust sierra
Hey @sullen thorn, gdude is scary too
sullen thorn
nah gdudes cool
tame pier
robust sierra
drinking too much?
gentle moss
no, i almost got dismembered with a bone saw and burried in someones back garden when a fist fight broke out
as fist fights obviously end
Saudi Arabia said on Friday that Khashoggi died in a “fistfight” inside its Istanbul consulate```🤔
robust sierra
you had a fist fight?
gentle moss
no, i'm doing a bit
smh
Saudi Arabian journalist who works for the Washington Post is killed and cut up with a bone saw in the Saudi Arabian consulate in Turkey by Saudi Arabian security forces and the Saudi Arabian government says "it was a fist fight!"
robust sierra
from collections import Counter; Counter(The_last_message_bisk_sent)
like counter the argument, or count it?
robust sierra
Saudi Arabian was mentioned 4 times
wait a minute
how did @proper dune lose his mod role?
proper dune
They realised I wasn't banning enough people so they kicked me out 😥
tame pier
Lol
sand goblet
We don't typically share our reasoning in public.
sinful turtle
rip
sour shale
Rip
robust sierra
@sand goblet what do you plan streaming anyways?
robust sierra
iwantoknow
sour shale
Stream cooking
robust sierra
oh well i guess im not allowed to watch
sour shale
Joseph can't watch
edgy pier
A topic for opinions:
EMACS VS VIM
which one do you prefer and why?
stark prawn
Ed is the standard text editor
tired osprey
oh christ editor wars
edgy pier
lol
rough sapphire
I think they can't really be compared
rain spindle
Temple OS text editor when?
rough sapphire
Emacs is almost like an OS within the OS
tired osprey
ill just go with the common reason for vim
"I dont have an additonal hand and 3 other arms to use Emacs so..."
rough sapphire
vim is a text editor++++
tired osprey
@rain spindle already exists noob
rough sapphire
As far as I'm concerned, I use vim
stark prawn
@rain spindle temple os allows 3D objects in text files
tired osprey
yup
stark prawn
granite lake
😁
sinful turtle
Very important question, which is better roblox or roblox
robust sierra
i like both the same
if i play one of them for a long time, it eventually gets boring but some time later i find myself playing it again
cinder forum
i guess roblox is better
rough sapphire
buoyant pendant
any1 ever just hack something together and all you can think of is: why the fuck does this work and why did i do this
but it works
so you never touch it
sand goblet
One of these days, roblox might actually come up with an original idea
Could be a while though
sour shale
roblox original idea LUL
inner breach
since when cancer is an original idea?
sand goblet
I wouldn't go so far as to call any game cancer, really
rough sapphire
Can someone help me
inner breach
any? Nah. Horrible and annoying? Yep
rough sapphire
not a python question but html
What's the code that goes in css to style the button?
sand goblet
Do you know CSS?
sand goblet
it'd style all of them
rough sapphire
So, how do I style a specific one?
inner breach
.button{
outline: 0;
border: 0;
background: transparent;
}
Oh, oke thank you!
sand goblet
that's just the text on the button
sand goblet
you still need to add it to the tag
sand goblet
IDs are for unique elements, whereas classes are for groups of elements
sand goblet
I mean, is the ID going to be "Home"?
rough sapphire
@inner breach Thanks for the lines!
sand goblet
if it is, it should also be lowercase
sand goblet
aolko is incorrect, by the way
rough sapphire
Dude, you're amazing!
inner breach
hey
sand goblet
also, we have a policy of not just handing code to users
rough sapphire
I'm not the best at coding just a young fella looking to
inner breach
and in your case button[type=home]
inner breach
using avaliable resource here
rough sapphire
@sand goblet
You're great at coding, right?
If so, can you tell me what you used to learn?
deep furnace
Is there any Mincraft Bedrock edition player who's know Python good?
sour shale
try to use CSS classes as much as possible over IDs
deep furnace
no
sour shale
in CSS there is a thing called specificity
and you generally want to use the selector with the lowest specificity level that you can
and classes have a lower specificity level than IDs
so using classes for most stuff is better
then ID can be used to occasionally over-ride classes
that's how I do it, anyway 😮
the bootstrap way is like this:<button type="button" class="btn btn-primary btn-block">Full-Width Button</button>
deep furnace
@sour shale can you tell me what are you talking about please?
royal lakeBOT
rough sapphire
Ooh, how do you manage to teach yourself?
robust sierra
books, videos, online articles etc. @rough sapphire
rough sapphire
Ahhh, thanks!
i wish i could learn from books/textbooks
really they bore me to death
robust sierra
Luckily for you, theres audible dot com!
With over a million and twenty-five audio books to choose from, you'll never sense the dreading boredom you feel every time you read a book.
Just use my promo code "BERONE" to get 50% off on your first 2 months
rough sapphire
no i mean, i like reading books, novels etc
robust sierra
i know, im just having fun
tired osprey
stop promoting the killer chocolate
robust sierra
silence despicable battle coward
robust sierra
u pretended to be kamikaze
sinful turtle
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=2ds&_sop=15 wow these are so cheap on ebay now wtf
if you go to your country's ebay the prices go way down
lone otter
hmmm
rough sapphire
its like $80 pre-owned here
stark prawn
the 1 pound isn't a real one
rough sapphire
oh
sour shale
pls no more dodgy ebay posts 😮
tame pier
"2ds with Diddy Kong" lmao
granite lake
😂
robust sierra
i read "Diddy Dong"
edgy pier
@rough sapphire @rough sapphire Ooh, how do you manage to teach yourself? Start by following this interactive course: https://www.sololearn.com/Course/CSS/
I 've noticed, the interactive learning methode works for folks who don't prefer learning from books.
proper dune
Buncha twats, she makes an amazing Doctor
I feel like writing this season has been especially bad though
Everything is incredibly cliche and predictable and it feels like they try to do too many things every episode
gentle moss
To be fair, I've been feeling that in Dr. Who since about Matt Smith
I think she's doing good though
sour shale
I haven't rly liked the episodes so far
gentle moss
i think they're okay
pretty much what i expect out of Dr. Who
I haven't watched the latest one yet
sand goblet
They OK, yeah
but it's not the same
the writing is much worse
there's no continuity with past seasons
gentle moss
loads of writers left though iirc?
sand goblet
I heard that too, yeah
sour shale
I think that Legends of Tomorrow is a better time travel show
its like better Doctor Who LOL
same coat 😮
gentle moss
pfffffffft no
gentle moss
Casanova
stark prawn
granite lake
sand goblet
gentle moss
¬_¬
rough sapphire
^ an interesting approach to a code of conduct
rough sapphire
@edgy pier Thank you!
gentle moss
i mean @rough sapphire
that's an awful code of conduct
#44 Fear the Day of Judgment.
Uhhhm
#46 Desire eternal life with all the passion of the spirit.
That's how Lich's get made man
Just a bad idea
rough sapphire
@gentle moss I'm sure the intent is humorous 😉
gentle moss
I'm just imagining a development community that actually adhered to them
Nothing would get done
robust sierra
i disagree
rough sapphire
to be fair, at a glance, it seems that ~40 -50 of those rules are still very much sensible advice on how to live
And some others can be converted to a secular-humanist version
e.g. "Devote yourself frequently to prayer. " -> replace prayer with reflection
that's remarkable for a text that's 1500 years old
oak tangle
Is it? Philosophy was quite active 2000 years ago.
Most of the elements of the text already existed in one religion or another.
gentle moss
Jesus was sucking on nipples when some of the realest shit was going down
oak tangle
Ideas really blended together along what we now call the silk road
gentle moss
^
Pick and choose was a common way for religions to unfold back then
When you take over some place or w/e
Eh, forcing religion on people is hard
just leave them to it or mish mash some shit together
rough sapphire
@oak tangle certainly, but it's a very concise compilation of them
gentle moss
There's a few which are subjective
Like.... Nothing wrong with adultery if everyone's consenting
oak tangle
@rough sapphire Is that so surprising? We know that at least as early as 1754 BC the Babylonians already had a pretty sophisticated system of laws concerning not only trade and state, but also life ethics. That means that "we" had over a millennium to condense it into that concise compilation. In fact, I would really be surprised if this was the only list of its kind in that age.
gentle moss
there are going to be many more lists throughout history which are basically
"dude, stop being a dick"
oak tangle
Sure and most of those lists are going to manipulated in some way to further some kind of belief system.
Whether it's a theistic one or not.
gentle moss
aye
Organised religion is how the devil gets in
also when you drop salt
don't drop salt
oak tangle
I don't really know if religion is the only factor. I mean, there are plenty of non-religious ideologies trying to influence lists of rules at the moment.
Moreover, religions were regularly altered to consolidate those in power
gentle moss
similar behaviours occur in different power structures, yeah
worn kite
Just never let those lead who want to lead.
oak tangle
And don't forget your towel.
worn kite
Indeed. The most important utensil of a traveler.
gentle moss
And a clear sign of a cool frood
oak tangle
I really like the logic of "He does not want to rule the universe and tries not to whenever possible, and therefore is by far the ideal candidate for the job."
gentle moss
Hinduism?
oak tangle
Yeah, but it's also a bit weird.
rough sapphire
@oak tangle well, I did indeed not know that. Thanks for that tidbit : )
rough sapphire
perhaps it is a more mundane piece of writing than I thought then
well, that particular listing at least
gentle moss
i think inherently people want to cooperate and be goodish
generally
so it's no surprise there are shared values across languages,, regions and religions
it also means Ayn Rand can go fuck herself
and all those who dogmatically follow her bollocks
rough sapphire
reading the Wikipedia article, the book itself apparently has been the guideline of the Benedictines up to the present and emphasized autonomy. Interesting.
@gentle moss indeed 😛
steady cave
why are there two cooking channels
steady cave
oh okay lol thought this was a bisquit cooking channel
jagged drum
In u alls opinion what language is more useful to datascience, c++ or java?
sour shale
Neither
Python, R
C and Fortran for low level
I guess C++ cos tensorflow has a lot of C++
proper dune
@jagged drum C++ by far
oak tangle
@jagged drum I work in academic statistics. We use c++ to program the actual algorithms we're developing and Python/R to do analyses. I've not seen anyone in my field of academics use Java, but that's just academics.
oak tangle
Thanks.
robust sierra
what does the royal family do again?
worn kite
living off taxpayer money?
sour shale
tourist revenue
rain spindle
They actually have multiple offshore accounts in Georgia
gentle moss
They also own a significant portion of the UK landmass
outer berry
We can't
robust sierra
sudo no u
oak tangle
Royal families... We also have one, but they're immensely popular in our country.
proper dune
Royal family in the UK gives back far more than it takes given the amount of land it gives
sour shale
gentle moss
I think when you throw in all the fucking expenses we spend it's definitely not a benefit
especially when you look at the value of the properties / land they sit on
sour shale
a big thing people have to understand is displacement
when there is a royal event it generates economic activity
but a good amount of that is displacing existing economic activity in that area on that day
for example, if the royals throw an event somewhere then it can displace a local event that might have happened there
in addition stuff like the Royal Warrant is a market distortion (Bad)
the Royal Warrant is like the list of products the Royal Household can use
any product on the Royal Warrant sees massively increased demand
gentle moss
yeah
they're literally born and bred sponges
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
corporate fun time
one of our customers has a broken .xls spreadsheet
well, not broken but it can't be written to
because "someone else is using the file"
exept computer manager says nothing is open
you can copy/move/delete/rename the file with no problems as admin
and it unlocks
the moment you rename it to its normal file name
tired osprey
Next episode of it adventures with Bisk
gentle moss
it gets locked again
a more interesting part: you only can't write using excel
if you use notepad or some other shit, it will write out
further from this: this is one .xls file out of 50 for 10 different branches
which are then referenced by a central spreadsheet :D
500 excel documents being referenced by a single excel document
like wtf boys this is what databases were made for
tired osprey
My teachers always wants to use Excel for anything too
Like the plan with all the stundents and their courses and classes + teachers + the plan for the hours which don't take place today because of illness of the teacher etc
Everything is spread across dozens of Excel files
gentle moss
500 excel documents loaded into 1
tired osprey
Lets get in contact with Scott......
I mean I got nothing to do for the next 30 minutes....
On the other hand I am in a library so
I'm enjoying the third of three free lessons on the highway to my weekly school climax which consists of having to do gymnastics intl 17:45
Very nice
If any of you has suggestions for how to make a handstand
I'm open
worn kite
if hands were meant to stand on, they were feet 
gentle moss
well the most obvious sort of hand stand
tired osprey
Yes
gentle moss
would be like
tired osprey
Good opinion byte
Looking back at the day we had to choose the type of sports we have to do in 12th grade
I'd have chosen athletics or badminton
worn kite
gentle moss
you could get a hand stand hand stand
what a beautiful hand stand to display your hands
tired osprey
I know I suck byte :(
gentle moss
your hands will stand beautifully on our hand stand hand stand
tired osprey
Yeah but
My body doesn't stand beautifully on my hands
To be exact it drops to the right
worn kite
tired osprey
Anyways
I'm gonna go kill myself during either a handstand or a Salto or a jumped hand stand over a box ooooor a cardwheel
rain spindle
@tired osprey death by haggis is always fun
placid hound
gentle moss
fcking google amp
sinful turtle
https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Super_Mario_64_glitches why is this so long lol
tired osprey
Because there are many
sinful turtle
meh there's only 108 (yes i counted)
granite lake
mario 64 is great
sinful turtle
superman 64 is better
granite lake
is that even real ?
sinful turtle
tired osprey
I looked at it once
tired osprey
No im at Home in the living room waiting for dinner
tired osprey
fuck you gmail
lemme send my tar.gz
meanie
how is a tar more dangerous than a pdf
tired osprey
lazy
granite lake
🙄
tired osprey
👀 i have privileges?
robust sierra
@tired osprey where did u find that?
worn kite
@tired osprey pinning messages somewhere, probably
tired osprey
hmmmmm
tired osprey
So the wife of my maths teacher (who is also teacher) told her course today that if we dont deliver the homework tomorrow heads are going to roll. And one guy has been faking to be ill for two days now (because of the fear of a cs test) and will return tomorrow as we dont have cs tomorrow. -> public execution in maths lesson
@rain spindle maths is finally getting fun
sour shale
wut area of maths are u doing these days
sour shale
ah ye integrals are fun
tired osprey
no no
its getting fun because of public executions because of not done homework
integrals are just boring
sour shale
lul rip
tired osprey
yes
sinful turtle
i challenge everyone to post a random meme from their computer in this chat
with no context
robust sierra
hey @tired osprey
tired osprey
hey looser
tired osprey
why is that all of sudden
robust sierra
can we put our guns down?
look nix
i feel like im going to do bad in my maths test
robust sierra
so i want to join alliances
tired osprey
checks import errors message history of today
tired osprey
what maths are you even doing
robust sierra
easy maths that i dont know
tired osprey
yes but what exactly
tired osprey
the name?
robust sierra
name of wat
tired osprey
the maths sub section you are doing
robust sierra
uh
my teacher does random topics each day, i dont even know anymore
im pretty sure the stuff in my test were easy
tired osprey
what made you change your opinion in 5 hours
and how am i supposed to help you if idk what you are doing lol
robust sierra
but i think i answered most of them wrong
shit
you found my chat history
uhh
I SURRENDER
tired osprey
aha
we need some official guy to confirm this
hmmm
@tulip palm can you confirm @robust sierra surrendered to me
robust sierra
pls no kill me
tulip palm
sure.
tired osprey
k
so now where we have that
how shall anybody help you without knowing what your problem is
robust sierra
I DUNNO YOU TELL MEEE
tired osprey
no that is not how things work
robust sierra
oh
tired osprey
!t ask
royal lakeBOT
tired osprey
goes for more than programming
robust sierra
yes
im just
bad at maths
oh yes i remember one of the questions i was struggling with
its the gcd of these big numbers
tired osprey
gcd of big numbers is fun
robust sierra
3
tired osprey
hm
so the way i know to get the gcd of two numbers isnt something a guy at school would know here
tired osprey
have you got like uh
robust sierra
and if i ask a question it feels like im keeping the whole class behind
tired osprey
a plan the teacher has to follow for the stuff to teach you
robust sierra
like topics that we're meant to learn throughout the year?
i think so
but we keep learning random stuff
on the first day back to school, he made us write down everything we have to learn in our Unit 1
we never done any of it
when it came to the test we started learning entirely different things to what we were learning before
tired osprey
gov UK website listing the things you have to learn
robust sierra
o
my maths teacher said i have to move up classes because im the only one in the class who's in the top classes for english and science
robust sierra
is it weird that im good at science but not maths?
robust sierra
are you still in high school
tired osprey
for 7 more months
robust sierra
lucky
tired osprey
fun fact our 2nd semester will only take 8 weeks
in these 8 weeks we have to prepare for A lvels and write like a dozen exams
fun incoming
robust sierra
what subjects do u do
the only subjects i like are cs and sociology, sometimes maths
tired osprey
cs
geography
physikcs
maths
english
RE
social studies
sports
german
history
arts