ot1-perplexing-regexing

[lone otter]

tomorrow irl

[tulip palm]

aperture gimme a lift.

[tired osprey]

Don't

[tulip palm]

nix go away

[tired osprey]

Fine

[lone otter]

requirements for coming to PyDisEU: Good OPSEC skills

[tired osprey]

I'll leave the server if that makes you happy

Fuck

Can't leave on mobile

Damn it

@tulip palm apparently I won't go away

[rain spindle]

https://mcadesigns.co.uk/i/6mwv.png

[tulip palm]

oh right okay

that's fine then.

[tulip palm]

bans nix

[tired osprey]

Fine

[rain spindle]

do it

lol

[tired osprey]

Ban me

🚶

[lone otter]

.bean @tired osprey ok

[tired osprey]

Ey

[rain spindle]

bean

[tired osprey]

I said ban me

[rain spindle]

your a bean

[tulip palm]

you're*

[rain spindle]

cries

[tired osprey]

Not execute pseudo bot command do ban me

[rain spindle]

Is it possible to do relative directories in nginx configs?

[lone otter]

!help

[royal lake]

BigBrother:
  bigbrother  Monitor users, NSA-style.
Bot:
  echo        Send the input verbatim to the current channel
  embed       Send the input within an embed to the current channel
CodeEval:
  internal    Internal commands. Top secret!
Cogs:
  cogs        Load, unload, reload, and list active cogs.
Defcon:
  defcon      Check the DEFCON status or run a subcommand.
Deployment:
  redeploy    Redeploy the bot or the site.
  uptimes     Check the various deployment uptimes for each service
Doc:
  docs        Lookup documentation for Python symbols.
Hiphopify:
  hiphopify   This command will force a random rapper name (like Lil' Wayne) ...
  unhiphopify This command will remove the entry from our database, allowing ...
Information:
  roles       Returns a list of all roles and their
  server      Returns an embed full of
  user        Returns info about a user.
Moderation:
  ban         Create a permanent ban infraction in the database for a user.
  infraction  Infraction manipulation commands.
  kick        Kicks a user.
  mute        Create a permanent mute infraction in the database for a user.
  tempban     Create a temporary ban infraction in the database for a user.
  tempmute    Create a temporary mute infraction in the database for a user.
  unban       Deactivates the active ban infraction for a user.
  unmute      Deactivates the active mute infraction for a user.
  warn        Create a warning infraction in the database for a user.
OffTopicNames:
  otname      Add or list items from the off-topic channel name rotation.
Reddit:
  reddit      View the top posts from various subreddits.
Site:
  site        Commands for getting info about our website.
Snakes:
  snakes      Commands from our first code jam.
Snekbox:
  eval        Run some code. get the result back. We've done our best to make...
Utils:
  pep         Fetches information about a PEP and sends it to the channel.
​No Category:
  help        Shows this message.

Type !help command for more info on a command.
You can also type !help category for more info on a category.

[tulip palm]

that pagination :^)

[rain spindle]

xd

[tired osprey]

Has big brother been used yet?

[tulip palm]

yes

:^)

[lone otter]

!bаn @tired osprey get bamboozled

[tired osprey]

I don't feel banned

:(

On whom

[lone otter]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_(Cyrillic)

[tired osprey]

Aperture trying his best to hide big brother questions

[rain spindle]

lol

We all know python bot tracks everything

That's no surprise

[tulip palm]

i don't really think that's stuff you necessarily need to know haha

[tired osprey]

Yes I don't need to know it

[tulip palm]

even helpers don't get to know too much

[tired osprey]

But I want to

[lone otter]

Nix you are not a member of our helper/staff team

[bleak lintel]

it doesn't track everything

[lone otter]

Nix ur bad ok

[rain spindle]

they put spyware in the codejam bots

[tired osprey]

No u

[lone otter]

No U

[tired osprey]

No YOU

[rain spindle]

NO YOU

[tulip palm]

sharp stop getting so personal. that is not a nice thing to say.

[rain spindle]

;<

[lone otter]

Nix stand down, soldier

[tired osprey]

Like I don't need to know stuff that's on WikiLeaks

But

I want to

[rain spindle]

gimme some loops

[tired osprey]

👀

[rain spindle]

SQA exam paper got leaked on wiki leaks

lmao

[tired osprey]

Whatever that is

[rain spindle]

@tired osprey scottish qualification authority

Something like that

[tired osprey]

Sounds like something unnecessary considering the state of your education system everybody is qualified for anything

[rain spindle]

Maths

[tired osprey]

Sounds even more unnecessary

[rain spindle]

mhm

[tired osprey]

For Scotland that is

Do they ask 2 step Pythagoras questions there

[rain spindle]

@tired osprey i was the only one in the year to get 99% shutup xd

[tired osprey]

Fine but

[bleak lintel]

xd guys i got 100.9% on my last maths exam lol xd

[tired osprey]

Do they ask 2 step Pythagoras questions there

Do they sharp

[rain spindle]

Maybe

😭

[tired osprey]

Lmao

[tulip palm]

xd guys i got 99% on my CS exam last year xd

xd

[rain spindle]

And you lost the worst mark

Of all time

I feel bad for you

[tulip palm]

oh hell yeah i did.

[tired osprey]

Xd guys I had 100 % on CS the year before the last one

[tulip palm]

so did i

[bleak lintel]

xd guys i just took over my cs class because i'm better than my teacher and i also got 150% on my last exam

[rain spindle]

100% get out lol

[tired osprey]

Joseph

[rain spindle]

I got 2000% in my CS exam

[tired osprey]

That is something that happened last year

It was very fun

Our teacher had no idea you could overload constructors in java

Do a pupil taught her and the school

So

[tulip palm]

my class has to go over programming again because they're all mongs so my teacher sorta asks me to help him with dealing with the carnage haha

[rain spindle]

lol

Sounds bout right

[bleak lintel]

oh god that's great nix

[tired osprey]

Last year we had 30 people in our cs class

This year it's 15

[bleak lintel]

lmao

[rain spindle]

Shame

[tulip palm]

oh i teach one of my CS teachers stuff all the time

[tired osprey]

I am very happy the other 15 disappeared

[tulip palm]

last year i wrote example code for him to use to teach his A-level students.

[bleak lintel]

i own my school

[tired osprey]

I remember a lesson two years ago where our teacher had enough of some idiot disturbing the lesson. He basically told him to get to the blackboard and explain shit. While he read that shit out of the book our teacher sat down in the last row and began shouting stuff around and threw two paper balls at the guy in the front

Very amusing

[ionic hill]

LOL

sounds like something straight out of a movie

[rain spindle]

Thats cool

[tired osprey]

He does stuff like that sometimes

[rain spindle]

Good on him

[tired osprey]

We have him in math last and next year

[tulip palm]

@prisma gust did you use gauss's sum algorithm?

[tired osprey]

He sometimes prays

To

God

[ionic hill]

[tulip palm]

it's terry davis v2

[tired osprey]

So he helps him "lead the lost math sheep back to the right patj"

Yes that was a quote

[ionic hill]

No God in my satanic discord 😠

[tulip palm]

yup that's the one, jms

[bleak lintel]

to be honest

british maths is simple

[rain spindle]

I'm sorry

[tulip palm]

i concur.

[bleak lintel]

nix is the real chad right here

[tired osprey]

People in my class sometimes forget how to calculate (1/6)*(2/3)

[rain spindle]

How does this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauss_sum

[tired osprey]

So

[rain spindle]

Turn into this:

[tired osprey]

There is that

[rain spindle]

n(n+1)/2

[tulip palm]

no no haha

gauss's sum algorithm is something different

[rain spindle]

Ok

Thats what i googled

[tulip palm]

but he also made a simple algorithm to sum numbers up to n

[rain spindle]

Stupid wikipedia

[tired osprey]

Yes

That's what sharp just showed

[rain spindle]

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Ok

[tired osprey]

n*(n+1)/2 does that

[rain spindle]

We don't do algorithms here at all

n*(n+1)/2 i wouldn't call that a algorithm

[tired osprey]

We did shortest path algorithms

Also that is an algorithm

[bleak lintel]

shortest path algorithms are awesome

[rain spindle]

@tired osprey wanna help me do a maths function?

[tired osprey]

An algorithm is any set of a defined amount of instruction

[bleak lintel]

we looked at them in class a few months back

[tired osprey]

S

[bleak lintel]

great fun

[tired osprey]

So that is an algorithm

In fact n+1 is an algorithm

Even n*0 is

they are everywhere

👁

[tulip palm]

nix your mum's an algorithm

[tired osprey]

No

Although she makes algorithms

[sour shale]

british maths is simple```

[bleak lintel]

it is

[tulip palm]

yes

[tired osprey]

@bleak lintel @rain spindle is harrassing me with maths in DM

[bleak lintel]

@rain spindle stop harassing nix please

[tulip palm]

@rain spindle stop getting so personal. that is not a nice thing to say.

[rain spindle]

Nix likes maths

[bleak lintel]

i copyrighted that copypasta

[tulip palm]

but nix does not like harassment

[bleak lintel]

i only gave permission for people to use it when targeting nix

[tulip palm]

oh heck sorry jseohps.

[tired osprey]

Fuck you

[tulip palm]

my fingers gave up there.

[sour shale]

nix does like harassment

[tired osprey]

And this fuck you is meant in the insulting way

Not the other ways

[tulip palm]

fuck you ++

nix i will penis at you thoroughly.

[tired osprey]

HE PINGS ME IN DM

Sharp always pings me

[rain spindle]

SORRY

[sour shale]

does ping in DM work

[bleak lintel]

jesus

no

[rain spindle]

IM ADDICTED

HELP

[bleak lintel]

oh also this is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySN5Wnu88nE

much cooler than Dijkstra

[tired osprey]

Fuck Dijkstra

[glass gorge]

Oh I'm using A* star in my Algos for AI course assignment

[bleak lintel]

Isn't it cool?

lol yes fuck dijkstra

[tired osprey]

Also

[glass gorge]

I created a maze navigator in python a few months ago using a star as well

[bleak lintel]

oh damn that's cool

[tired osprey]

@tulip palm stop threatening me with your penis thank you

[tulip palm]

nix i am not

my penis is not involved

[glass gorge]

Hella slow tho, as it uses the raw graphics.py module

[tulip palm]

i am simply using the verb, 'penis'

[tired osprey]

You said you would penis at me

[tulip palm]

never did i say i would use my penis

[tired osprey]

Penis is not a verb

[rain spindle]

Fuck off

Penis is a verb?

God dammit

[tulip palm]

(i'm taking the piss)

[rain spindle]

Oh shit good

[glass gorge]

or are you pissing on the take

[rain spindle]

you scared me

[bleak lintel]

Hey nix, what path finding algorithm did you go over in school?

[tired osprey]

Juan and me already argued about the definition of penissing at somebody

Dijkstra

Onlx

Only

[sour shale]

bad

[bleak lintel]

Ah, yeah, we only did Dijkstra

[sour shale]

Dijkstra bad

[tulip palm]

@glass gorge perhaps.

[bleak lintel]

but it's a bit silly because you have to go over all possible solutions

[glass gorge]

The algos we've covered so far are breath first, depth first, best first, and a*

[bleak lintel]

A* is A* at this

[tired osprey]

Juan

Define the verb penis now

Please

[glass gorge]

• Penis
  verb
  The act of acting like a male genitalia to display dominance over the same sex

[worn kite]

o_O

[glass gorge]

Discord formatting is literally penis

[tired osprey]

@tulip palm acceptable?

[worn kite]

why do I always keep walking in at the weirdest moments

[tired osprey]

That discussion actually started yesterday

[tulip palm]

hmmm

[tired osprey]

Or earlier

[tulip palm]

you know, i can agree with this.

[tired osprey]

@worn kite

[tulip palm]

technically not yesterday.

[tired osprey]

So Juan

How does one act like a male genitalia

[bleak lintel]

this is not really an appropriate topic

[tired osprey]

Remember you asked the how does one penis question

Fine

[glass gorge]

juan penis question

I'm done.

[granite lake]

O.o

[steel fox]

Feels my safe for work chat is no longer safe for work

[glass gorge]

I like 🚅

[steel fox]

I like 🐢

Lucy where do you find your green hair avatars

[tired osprey]

internet

@steel fox

[glass gorge]

Color them

[slate quail]

^

I colored this one in

[glass gorge]

I just remember them sharing the black and white one

[slate quail]

the original drawing is from bananatwinky

(the best artist on Tumblr)

[glass gorge]

[steel fox]

Oh neat

[robust sierra]

im a good artist

[slate quail]

https://bananatwinky.tumblr.com/post/163046791426

[robust sierra]

lol

[slate quail]

@rough sapphire why'd your account get disabled?

[rough sapphire]

some discord tos

• i was underage xD

it 13+ for discord

right?

I just came to someone help me

with the bot;;

[slate quail]

!ban @rough sapphire Your account was involved in promoting or encouraging illegal activity. Circumventing disabled account. Underage.

[royal lake]

:ok_hand: permanently banned @dire orbit (Your account was involved in promoting or encouraging illegal activity. Circumventing disabled account. Underage.).

[tame pier]

lol

[wild yarrow]

lmao

🤦

[steel fox]

Rekt

[odd thorn]

sad trombones.

[tame pier]

I really should be relaxing or something right now

[odd thorn]

I'm working on getting a sql database up for a new bot. Fun.

[wild yarrow]

o.o

watch some PoI, eat high sugar content foods

👍

[slate quail]

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

[tame pier]

Oh yeah guess I could watch more of the addiction

[wild yarrow]

yeah ~

[tame pier]

Maybe grab some Whiskey

[wild yarrow]

now we're talkin

[tame pier]

Mmm Tennessee fire

[wild yarrow]

o.o

[tame pier]

new pfp

nice

[wild yarrow]

thanks c:

[tame pier]

and it's not gwn

[wild yarrow]

it's not gwyndolin, i'll probably switch back in the near future, but this one is cute

also starfish o.o

[tame pier]

aww the pillow

[wild yarrow]

yee c:

[tame pier]

lol

[wild yarrow]

c:

[tame pier]

Not sure if I want to break my trend of trapatars

[steel fox]

j a c k d a n i e l s

[wild yarrow]

it's a good trend

[tame pier]

Meh

Meh 2.0

[wild yarrow]

hmm

🤔

[glass gorge]

Bot databases is low key fun to setup

I always draw pretty graphs

[wild yarrow]

c:

[tame pier]

Oh lol

Big money salvia is on discord

https://youtu.be/PNk_SH_vVbU?t=8m31s

Ron Paul edition of the acer ultimate gaming setup

[wild yarrow]

👌

[gentle moss]

i really can't believe how long he's been running

[vivid zephyr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-genius-productivity-Fn1XLXZORb7H2

@glass gorge right now

the multi tasking genius

[glass gorge]

There's so many things

Im also trynna work on my bot 😇

[vivid zephyr]

how many monitors do you have? 😂

[glass gorge]

1

That im using atm

total of 2, but i do all my work on 1, while having docs on teh 2nd

[vivid zephyr]

so you alt-tab 10 times per second

😮

[glass gorge]

Nah, big monitor

https://i.imgur.com/q3iudD8.png

[vivid zephyr]

21:9 ?

I wish I had an ultrawide too 😢

[robust sierra]

@tulip palm Cortate el pelo

[glass gorge]

It's nice

They tend to go on sale on black friday

hint hint

[tulip palm]

@robust sierra no

[glass gorge]

Imma have to say maybe

Am i hip too now?

[sullen thorn]

maybe

whens black friday?

[glass gorge]

Friday, November 23

[sullen thorn]

ok - how much money will i need?

[glass gorge]

Hm

Eh, couldn't find the price I paid

but ~€400-500?

But probably less, if they run the same monitor i have as it's getting a few years old now

[sullen thorn]

damn

[glass gorge]

But that's norwegian prices

[sullen thorn]

my 1080p monitor was only like £80

[glass gorge]

No idea what you would pay for it outside of norway

[vivid zephyr]

@glass gorge think i'll buy this one eventually

[steel fox]

Just snagged a job tutoring a guy in CS. Hype.

[sullen thorn]

eyy nice 😃 is this like teaching maths to high and middle schoolers where its easy af, or will it actually be kinda challenging?

[steel fox]

It’s like sophomore level CS tutoring

So kinda challenging I guess?

College sophomore that is

But the pay is worth

[rough sapphire]

Mm yellow snow

[tulip palm]

slippery when wet.

[wild yarrow]

i mean second year CS is p easy :D, sounds awesome

[steel fox]

ye

$30/hr can't complain

[proper dune]

all of CS is ezpz

Tutoring is mad fun

Tutored high school for an year and a half at 45/hr until I started my internship. It was great, had it all

Fun to tutor, i got paid decent, I got to hear so much drama from my high school after having left, I could just walk into my HS and talk to my old teachers

Tutoring in Australia is a really big market tbh

For whatever reason

[wild yarrow]

nice Flex, but yes

CS is easy

also aren't you like 18 lmao? little early to be talking about like CS400 and CS500 stuff my dude

[wild yarrow]

oh nice, STS has better sound design now :D

👌

[sour shale]

LOL

[steel fox]

Subway or Wendy’s

[sour shale]

Wendy’s

[steel fox]

Went with subway

[sour shale]

wtf

[steel fox]

@clear moss what server r u on

[clear moss]

Wyrmrest Accord

[steel fox]

gross

[clear moss]

why

[wild yarrow]

wendy's is the right choice tbh

[proper dune]

@wild yarrow I mean, I'm about to finish 2nd year uni. Not sure why CS is somewhy out of my reach

I already have a data science job

I'd say I'm qualified

[sand goblet]

You sound qualified to me

[tired osprey]

@robust sierra

[viral parrot]

that's really bad internet... is that in Iraq?

😄

[tired osprey]

It's better than import error

And about twice as good as yesterday

So

[viral parrot]

my phone cannot keep up with the actual speed my internett 😄

[tired osprey]

So @gentle moss 100 mbit promised, 15.3 received.

[viral parrot]

are you paying for 100 and only get that? thats brutal

my ISP is off by 5%

[proper dune]

;~; I have like 12 Mbps

[tired osprey]

You know eivl

Yesterday we paid for 20

And sometimes got less than a kb

So I'm happy with this

[sand goblet]

I usually get around 13mbit down and 0.7 up

[tired osprey]

Yesss

I can finally say I'm faster than somebody

[sand goblet]

Not for long

They're bringing gigabit fibre

:P

[tired osprey]

Fuck

[sand goblet]

Hey, if any of you haven't read this

you should read it

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

[tired osprey]

I'll catch up eventually

In a few years/ decades

[sand goblet]

Such a good piece.

[tired osprey]

My feet just got checked by a doctor with windows 95 on his machine

[viral parrot]

this is quite normal

not using 95 , but that doctors do not update their software

most are not connected to the net, they only work like they have done for years and years

[tired osprey]

http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/a/4234694535

[viral parrot]

healthcare software is troublesome and difficult to change

[tired osprey]

It's getting better eivl

It's getting better

[viral parrot]

I think i have better over cellular mobile data connection.

[tired osprey]

I don't :(

My mobile connection is about as fast as my first test

[proper dune]

when you have something working, you can be unwilling to change

especially when you're billing 500 an hour and downtime means losing that

[sand goblet]

I uploaded 3 images at once, all together, on 4G earlier

no way my home net could do that

[proper dune]

my 4g reaches like 30 to 150 depending on where I am. my home is 12

[viral parrot]

i got 150/15 over mobile, normally i have around 50 upload

[sand goblet]

although then again

you can't get 4G at my house, you get H+

[tired osprey]

My 4G gets around 20 mbit max

I can't get a mobile connection in the ground floor at all in my house

[sand goblet]

I think I said before but there's this company doing wifibre in my area

it's like 80 euro per month for 100mbit

what the fuck

[proper dune]

i get 150 easy in the city. less and less farther away from the main hubs across the city i go

[sand goblet]

I'd pay maybe like half that

but 80!?

[tame terrace]

the fuck is wifibre

[tired osprey]

in other news

in the first floor im still having 1.2 mbps

😐

[viral parrot]

I feel for you @tired osprey

i could not live in a world with only 1 mbps

[tired osprey]

lets see if its speedtest.net or my internet

gotta download some ISO file

ill just

i dont know

not acceptable

[sand goblet]

@tame terrace "fibre speeds delivered wirelessly"

[tired osprey]

i bet they followed this how to become your own ISP tutorial

[sand goblet]

doesn't sound great tbh

[tired osprey]

they are explaining how to do that

[tame terrace]

wireless fibre, wow. there's a stupid idea.

[sand goblet]

it's the only way a lot of people in rural areas can get internet

we don't have it though

we have "fibre", also known as "DSL for 100 metres"

[tired osprey]

ok so apparently i do have the speed

but something is wrong configured so the speed doesnt come to me

and my father wont give me the passwords ot configure it properly 😦

[sand goblet]

it's because you don't have an engineering degree

[tame terrace]

the solution is to live somewhere better, or in the future.

so focus on that

[sand goblet]

Yup

[viral parrot]

traffic shape 90% of the band-with to your machine @tired osprey

make your own router with pfsense or sophos, and bypass your current router and put your father behind it 😄

[tired osprey]

that does not exactly seem promising

[viral parrot]

95% of your speed goes directly to you, 5% goes to the current, wrongly setup router.

😄

might be "evil genius" level of complex

just reset the password and login 😄

[sand goblet]

I know that one

[rain spindle]

@tired osprey internet update?

[tired osprey]

well

in the basement i can get 100 mbits now

here i can get about 16 atm

(here being the first floor)

[rain spindle]

Ok

So it's a router problem?

[tired osprey]

it is a router problem i could even fix if my father gave me the god damn passwords

[rain spindle]

What r u gonna fix?

[tired osprey]

the mesh net

i checked it

[rain spindle]

Aight

[tired osprey]

the issue is that the repeater in the first floor is trying to connect directly to the router trhough several walls instead of taking the way over the repeater in the ground floor which would go through zero walls as that one is cable connected

but no

wont give me passwords

[rain spindle]

Rip xd

I don't need a mesh

Somehow our default ISP router does the job

[sand goblet]

I have a mesh

It's Google account-bound though

[rain spindle]

Google isn't the worst it could be

[sand goblet]

Google WiFi is fucking dismal

It's very nice UX-wise

The indicator lights on the routers are nice

But it's very slow

I'm gonna switch to ubiquiti as soon as I can save up the like 2k I need for it

[rain spindle]

Rip then hahahha

[sand goblet]

Hey man, not all of us are alcoholics or shopaholics

:P

[rough sapphire]

Does anybody use cmus

[steel fox]

i get google fiber in my town sometime soon

maybe charter 10gig will become cheaper then 😮

[wild yarrow]

ooh

google fiber

[steel fox]

yeet

don't think my apt will get it because we have an exclutivity agreement with comcast but

when i move out that'll be the #1 thing i look for

[wild yarrow]

👌

[celest olive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSbFR7R_7s

[wild yarrow]

oh that's cool

:D

[tame pier]

https://gist.github.com/santiagobasulto/0870184a6829fefde7bfbd3f60dd3ce0

This works great, just had to fix a path issue and a issue with it not skipping over items that didn't have epub or pdf downloads

Finally getting these bundles downloaded lol

[sour shale]

you could just click 15 times LOL

[tame pier]

L0L

I've gotten tired of doing that

Plus it's (number of books) * (number of file types), with number of file types generally being 3

[sour shale]

but surely you only want one file type

[tame pier]

And if you click all of them, the downloads will usually fail, so you have to queue up a few, wait, then queue up a few more

Amazon books wants Mobi

Google Play and others are sane and use EPUB

PDF can be used straight up or in scenarios where I don't have internet access

so I just grab all of them

and dump onto dropbox

Also, why not automate a boring repetitive task?

[sour shale]

this took 10 times longer than clicking the buttons though 😂

[tame pier]

Maybe if you don't know Python

Also it's enjoyable and a good way to keep skills sharp

I didn't make this script, I just fixed a few bugs

But I've made various things over the years

https://github.com/GhostofGoes/sneaky-scripts

Like automating setup of system environments

setting up all your preferred tools and configurations each time you create a new VM or setup a new computer is a pain and is time consuming

[wild yarrow]

you mean like puppet?

[sour shale]

hmm yeah automating setup looks good

[tame pier]

Yes, Puppet, Chef, and Ansible do this sort of thing

[wild yarrow]

ah ok

[tame pier]

I used to know a little bit of puppet

[wild yarrow]

c:

[tame pier]

regardless, though, that's designed for setup of stuff like web servers

[wild yarrow]

that is true

though some hamfist it into other uses :P

[tame pier]

my problem is VMs and bare-metal systems I'm going to be using regularly

Vagrant is the solution to that problem, and it in fact uses Puppet and Chef

[wild yarrow]

Vagrant is 👌

[sour shale]

yeah I use Vagrant a lot

[tame pier]

There's a lot of learning though I still need to do on puppet and such

I know vagrant fairly well

But, you have to pay for the VMware plugin...

Plus it doesn't work on bare-metal systems

[sour shale]

I mostly use Virtualbox

[tame pier]

My daily driver VMs are all in Workstation

Since it's much faster and the networking facilities are vastly superior to vbox

[sour shale]

what do you use VMs for ?

[tame pier]

Usually I have a heavily customized super fat Ubuntu VM on all my bare-metal Windows machines for developing in

Then there are misc VMs in various places for doing specific tasks/projects

Like Kali for practicing and learning cybersecurity

[sour shale]

yeah I used Kali a fair bit 😄

you can get the Kali packages in other distros tho

[tame pier]

at school i used to run a lab

with a ESXi cluster

Had tools that would create hundreds of VMs from scratch

[sour shale]

oh I remember this
you ran like a security training thing ?

[tame pier]

Didn't have time to learn ansible and automate provisioning though 😦

yeah

[sour shale]

yeah that sounded cool

[tame pier]

VMware's tooling isn't the best for scaling

and I didn't know PowerCLI at the time which would've done some of the stuff I was doing through their API in PYthon

Trying to learn enterprise IT + run lab + learn VMware esx and also a thesis was a little much lol

but automation saves me so much time

usually i think "why waste time on scripting this"

but then i end up using it again or with slight modifications

and what i learned while making it is used to make other things

BUTTERFLY EFFECT

or something

[sour shale]

I guess if you start to automate a lot of things
you see patterns

[tame pier]

Indeed

The common techniques and tools

Like using requests and pathlib

concurrent.futures

etc.

[sour shale]

beautifulsoup seems nice i might try it some time

you prefer it to scrapy ?

[tame pier]

I haven't used scrapy, it seemed to be more focused on large-scale automation

Also it's installation was huge

[sour shale]

hmm okay

[tame pier]

Have you?

There's also requests-html which is pretty nice

[sour shale]

I did a tutorial project once

but TBH most of the data I need from the web comes in convenient download anyway

[tame pier]

Yeah

Funnily enough, the Humble bundle script requires you to grab the page HTML

Because it can't scrape directly

It uses React and has to be rendered in a browser

[sour shale]

LOL

[tame pier]

Yeah...

[sour shale]

the future of the web is probably gonna be bad for scraping

all that javascript rendering HTML

[tame pier]

That's why we have Selenium

But agreed

[sour shale]

ah ye i need to try selenium

[wild yarrow]

what is selenium?

[sour shale]

it's a tool for automating website tests

you can write scripts that automatically interact with a website

[wild yarrow]

oh

cool c:

[lone otter]

r e q u e s t s - h t m l

[worn kite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cars-vgpBn8SJXRTy0

although that one looks faked

[tulip palm]

it just has too much sidewards momentum to stop that suddenly, i'd say.

[gentle moss]

also

that surface looks like concrete of some kind

not a mark or puff of tyre smoke

if the surface is slick enough to drift like that there's no way it's stopping like that

[bleak lintel]

hey look at that

someone got charged for WannaCry

[gentle moss]

NKorean!

[bleak lintel]

Indeed

[gentle moss]

(also technically a guy was charged in connection with it last year in Las Vegas)

[bleak lintel]

Yeah

there was the guy who bought the domain right?

was that the guy in Las Vegas?

[gentle moss]

yeah

[bleak lintel]

ah right

[gentle moss]

That was "in connection" with

at DEFCON

[bleak lintel]

so is he un-charged or is he still connected to the case

[gentle moss]

They're actually suggesting some of his old proof of concept research code was used in a banking trojan as well

oh no they're still holding him on the banking trojan thing

even though the PoC he posted was clearly a PoC

[bleak lintel]

Ah

Oh he's also being charged for the data exfiltration on Sony

damn

[gentle moss]

Yeah

[bleak lintel]

fascinating

[gentle moss]

Well that was 100% North Korea flipping their shit over that Seth Rogan movie

[tired osprey]

did North korean hacker have problems with Wifi

[bleak lintel]

no he was an agent

[robust sierra]

hey @tired osprey

[tired osprey]

MY INTERNERT IS BETTER THAN YOURS

[robust sierra]

wait wat

[tired osprey]

sec

[robust sierra]

proof

[tired osprey]

doing speedy tests

[robust sierra]

i bet u cant do dat

[tired osprey]

i can

i can

proving atm

[robust sierra]

no u cant

[tired osprey]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/7626699946

BOOM

[robust sierra]

thats a fake domain

[bleak lintel]

omg nix that's rad

[tired osprey]

YES

I KNOW

[robust sierra]

noooo

[tired osprey]

I HAVE THE INTERNET

(the good one)

im free

finally

[robust sierra]

i guess i have to call you commander now?

[tired osprey]

@gentle moss look at this im free

yes

[robust sierra]

Okay sir

[tired osprey]

is there a salute emoji?

[robust sierra]

you can command me to do anything u wish

anything

[tired osprey]

uh

change your profile pic to something not weird

[robust sierra]

but

[tired osprey]

but what

[robust sierra]

but its not weird

[tired osprey]

it is

[robust sierra]

okay sir

that one?

[tired osprey]

uaaah

🏃

[gentle moss]

oh hey

nice connection you got there

👌

[tired osprey]

yes

finally something i can call connection

[robust sierra]

better pfp?

@tired osprey

[tired osprey]

meh

[robust sierra]

what should i change it to then?

[tired osprey]

blank

[tired osprey]

yes

that is the joke

[gentle moss]

nix can also mean

to cancel

or like delete, remove, whatever

"nix that pix plz"

[robust sierra]

there we go

its bpank

blanl

blank

[worn kite]

wtf that duck pic looks like a pair of shaved balls

[glass gorge]

You know that angle, why?

[worn kite]

awesome spatial sense, of course

[glass gorge]

fair enough

[tired osprey]

oi oi

@robust sierra http://www.speedtest.net/result/7626816706.png

[worn kite]

new cable now?

[tired osprey]

assuming this house has cables

no

i just managed to convince my father to give me logins for the repeaters so i could properly set up a mesh instead of a seperate repeater hotspot

=> 20 mbps more

[robust sierra]

no that's not your conn

[tired osprey]

yes it is

[robust sierra]

you are probably in one of your relatives house orbsumthing

[tired osprey]

shall i call you and live demonstrate it

no i am not

[robust sierra]

Yes

Live demo

[tired osprey]

ok

he is laugh crying atm

i think he has gone crazy

[main tulip]

how to not die ever?

like imortaility

can it be achieve

d

[robust sierra]

I wasn't laugh crying

[tired osprey]

yes you were

you were crying

then laughing

then crying

[robust sierra]

you hurt my feeling

[tired osprey]

im just telling facts

[bleak lintel]

why does google chrome have to look so nice

[robust sierra]

Who unmooted me?

[bleak lintel]

but be so spyware like

[ebon quarry]

i dont think it looks nice

I think Safari looks great, bu that's probably because it fits in nicely with the rest of macOS

[bleak lintel]

see to me this looks pretty nice

oh nevermind

i can use chromium and be just as awesome

well

so long vivaldi i guess

wow this is so much faster than vivaldi

[rain spindle]

@bleak lintel chrome canary also looks good

[bleak lintel]

yeah but

it's google?

[rain spindle]

Yeah

[bleak lintel]

yeah

so it's a no from me

[untold basalt]

is this the Windows channel?

[bleak lintel]

windows channel? 🤔

[lone otter]

yes

[worn kite]

or #ot0-psvm’s-eternal-disapproval of course ;P

[sand goblet]

Aw yiss, this phone has a dark mode

[tame terrace]

sweet

[sand goblet]

It has knuckle gestures

Where has this been all my life

[tame terrace]

the fuck

why would anyone need that

[sand goblet]

Way easier than fondling my volume buttons

[granite lake]

aye

I need that feature

My phone has the wave to screenshot gesture

😦

[sand goblet]

That's a Samsung thing, isn't it?

[granite lake]

yea

it sucks, your hand needs to kinda wipe the screen

[sand goblet]

Yeah, sounds unwieldy

[main tulip]

um

[sinful copper]

my last phone let me wave the phone to turn on the flashlight; i miss that

[main tulip]

copying pygame text is not helpfull at all to my learning of pygame im such a moron

[sinful copper]

like, not swiping on the screen, actually physically shaking the phone up and down twice

[sand goblet]

That's handy

[main tulip]

daum

[tulip palm]

@main tulip yeah, generally speaking you should actually try to at least have a thorough understanding of the code you're copying if that's how you're gonna go about learning. do you have much python knowledge already?

[main tulip]

well no

i just started a levels

and today we just went over bare basics

about prints

[sullen thorn]

eyy i started learning python in my first year of a levels 😃 (but as a hobby, not at school)

[tulip palm]

well perhaps it would be a good idea to learn the basics of python in your own time so that you can absolutely excel in that part of your A-levels 😉

we have a bunch of really good learning resources listed on our website that you can, and should, take a gander at

!s resources.

[royal lake]

![site|s]

Commands for getting info about our website.

Commands:
  faq       Info about the site's FAQ page.
  help      Info about the site's Getting Help page.
  home      Info about the website itself.
  resources Info about the site's Resources page.

Type !s command for more info on a command.
You can also type !s category for more info on a category.

[tulip palm]

fuck! punctuating commands.

!s resources.

[royal lake]

![site|s]

Commands for getting info about our website.

Commands:
  faq       Info about the site's FAQ page.
  help      Info about the site's Getting Help page.
  home      Info about the website itself.
  resources Info about the site's Resources page.

Type !s command for more info on a command.
You can also type !s category for more info on a category.

[sullen thorn]

lol

[tired osprey]

haha

[tulip palm]

oh for fucks sake. bad habit.

[tired osprey]

!t resources

[royal lake]

resources

It can be difficult to know where to begin when you are first starting out with Python. On our website, we have compiled a list of both free and paid resources that we recommend for learning and mastering Python.

It is hard to say exactly where you should start, as everyone will have a different prefered method of learning, but whether you like video tutorials, books or courses, you should find a suitable resource on our resources page

[tired osprey]

noob

[tulip palm]

that'll do.

[tired osprey]

git gud juan

[sullen thorn]

is there a good resource on how to write read mes and create documentation?

[tulip palm]

@main tulip scroll up a little, sorry for that mess :P

[sullen thorn]

hmm any chance i can add one of you guys to my repo, and you looke at the 2 readme files, and give me feedback?

(hopefully someone experienced with documentation)

[ionic hill]

is the channel title a challenge 😺

[sullen thorn]

it is

[wild yarrow]

what about fondling volume controls o.o

[sullen thorn]

what about it?

[wild yarrow]

not sure

sounded interesting

[sullen thorn]

thats like the most random thing ive heard today 😂 where did u rea about it?

[wild yarrow]

up in this ot

[sullen thorn]

u actually read through the chat?

[wild yarrow]

sometimes

not all the time

[tired osprey]

" i sometimes listen to people and then contribute to their dicussion"

[wild yarrow]

p much :P

[sullen thorn]

so since you guys r reading everything, any chance i can interest you in reading my readme?

[wild yarrow]

I mean.. sure?

[tired osprey]

why not just open source it and show us

[wild yarrow]

I like that idea

[sullen thorn]

cuz someone else will get mad at me if they see i open sourced it :/

even though its similar to discord py (i think)

[tired osprey]

well then they will also get mad at you if you show to a selected group of poeple huh

[wild yarrow]

hmm

[sullen thorn]

nah like i can just add you to collaborators and then remove u

[wild yarrow]

hmm

gitlab?

[sullen thorn]

nah github

[tired osprey]

private github repos

smh

[wild yarrow]

oh boy

[sullen thorn]

whats wrong with private github repos?

[tired osprey]

you pay for them

[sullen thorn]

also whats so good about oregano?

its free for me, im at uni

[wild yarrow]

it makes pizza sauce tasty

[sullen thorn]

true

[tired osprey]

gwyn agian talking about pizza when its too late for me to get pizza

✊

[sullen thorn]

what time is it there?

[worn kite]

never too late for pizza

[tired osprey]

nearly 12 am

[wild yarrow]

;~;

mm pizza

[tired osprey]

🖕

[wild yarrow]

;~;

[tired osprey]

fkin hell now im hungry again

great job

[sullen thorn]

just order like dominos or something

[tired osprey]

this is totally gonna get my sleeping rythm fuckd

arrrg

[sullen thorn]

meh you can catch up on the weekend 😃

[tired osprey]

i mean to be fair i only got school until 10:45 tomorrow

but still

[wild yarrow]

aw yeah pizza time

[tired osprey]

no

[wild yarrow]

oh

[tired osprey]

cant get pizza at this time

[wild yarrow]

soy

sorry*

[tired osprey]

will have to get somethign else

[wild yarrow]

hmm

[sullen thorn]

seriously? u guys dont have dominos?

[tired osprey]

ill just take something from the kitchen which doesnt make noise when making

[wild yarrow]

sounds good to me

that’s what I used to do

[sullen thorn]

so is this a no on adding one of you guys to the repo? :/

[tired osprey]

blame gwyn for my no

[wild yarrow]

but then I gotta get into my github, though I do want to claim meme lady on it so I might do that just because

[sullen thorn]

gwyn im blaming u 😦

[wild yarrow]

I can just give me a moment

[tired osprey]

good

[sullen thorn]

u made him hungry

[tired osprey]

yes

[wild yarrow]

aw shucks :P

That I did ;~;

[tired osprey]

how was the thing in #cybersecurity doodspav

[sullen thorn]

i downloaded it... havent actually had time to read it yet

wanna finish my readme so other ppl can work on the bot first lol

oh my god i just read the first paragraph

u use sooooo many commas

[tired osprey]

i usually dont

i usually dont use commas at all

[sullen thorn]

however skimming through it, i really like the formatting 😃

[tired osprey]

:P

[sullen thorn]

oh then why did u?

[tired osprey]

its for school after all

i translated it from german to english in like

3 hours

just taking the commas from german with me

well some of them

[sullen thorn]

ah k

geez only some? how many do u use in german?

[tired osprey]

sec

[wild yarrow]

well german doesn't have the concept of a run on sentence

[tired osprey]

COMMAS

[wild yarrow]

unlike english

[sullen thorn]

idk in my 8y of learning german (in which i barely learned anything after the first) i dont remember many, if any, commas.

[wild yarrow]

come to think of it i can't remember seeing many either.....

🤔

(i need my coffee)

[tired osprey]

and i need food, thanks to a person we dont want to mention here cough gwyn cough

[wild yarrow]

:P

;~;

[sullen thorn]

what country u in nix?

[tired osprey]

what country am i possibly in when i am writing german essays about non school level mathematics

:P

[sullen thorn]

oh yeah

i was thinking maybe norway? and was trying to remember if norway is an hour ahead of the uk

[tired osprey]

lemon is from norway

[sullen thorn]

ahh

[sour shale]

lemon is a viking

or a Norse God

[sullen thorn]

they have dominos in germany i checked

why cant u order dominos?

[sour shale]

dominos 👍

aww yiss

[tired osprey]

its past 12 am and i am a 15 year old with 2 parents and one brother sleeping

[sullen thorn]

so.... just put a note in the order telling them to not ring the doorbell or knock loudly

[wild yarrow]

grill a cheese?

[tired osprey]

only problem

by dad being as paranoid as he is has a camera at the door

so

he would find out

[sullen thorn]

hmmm... is there a window at ground level?

[tired osprey]

if he is willing to stomp the plants of my mom

yes

[sour shale]

wtf Nix is 15

[sullen thorn]

use that 😃

[sour shale]

wtf

[tired osprey]

yes

[sullen thorn]

ikr thought he was like 18

[sour shale]

i thought he was like 21 lol

[tired osprey]

thats going to my friend always saying im like 14.....

[sullen thorn]

cake i cant possibly interest you in reading my readme and giving me feedback? nix is 50/50 getting food and sleeping, and i think gwyn is having coffee/breakfast

[sour shale]

okay

[sullen thorn]

wait really?

[tired osprey]

lmao

[sour shale]

ye

[sullen thorn]

whats your github?

[wild yarrow]

nah i'm here, i will be doing that soon tho

[sullen thorn]

yay 😃

[sour shale]

i don't wanna share my github rly

can u send me the text

[sullen thorn]

its ok gwyn is here 😃

[sour shale]

ook

[tired osprey]

cake just got outsourced

[wild yarrow]

same, but i also wanted to claim the handle, so it's ok

[sullen thorn]

swear u already shared your github a while back...

[wild yarrow]

https://github.com/GwyndolinMemeLady

[sour shale]

maybe i did idk

my github is just shit javascript games lol

[wild yarrow]

:P

[sullen thorn]

https://github.com/doodspav/cocbot/invitations

A.A?

[tired osprey]

"A.A."

[sullen thorn]

like from winnie the pooh 😃 a.a. milne

or something like that

[wild yarrow]

A.A. like....hmm anti aircraft?

[tired osprey]

anti air i think

[wild yarrow]

ah ok

[sullen thorn]

also gwyn just so ur not going into this empty handed, its a framework for a messaging bot (like discord bots), but it has ranks, not roles

[tired osprey]

the german shortcut for anti air is better

[sullen thorn]

so if you're admin, you're also staff - they build on each other

[wild yarrow]

ah ok

that's neat c:

[tired osprey]

we have the Flugabwehrkanone aka FLAK

[sullen thorn]

ohhh is that what flak stands for?

[tired osprey]

"air defense cannon"

[wild yarrow]

i like the full german name

german and its awesome compound words

[sullen thorn]

i never knew it was an abbreviation - always thought they just fired ammo called flak or something