ot1-perplexing-regexing

[sullen thorn]

uhh no

[wild yarrow]

iq is such a meaningless number lmao. like most tests are very contrived. and the number doesn't reflect much other than pattern recognition, so most people in things like CS will score high even if they're general intelligence isn't outstanding.

[dusty gate]

Hey

I like the sounds of autistic

[wild yarrow]

like i don't consider myself bright but my iq is like 136

like

it doesn't reflect at all

it's literally just testing pattern recognition and manipulation

[languid kelp]

i did not mean for this to develop into a conversation, everybody please get back to what you were doing...

[wild yarrow]

ok

sorry

;~;

[languid kelp]

thank you ❤

[wild yarrow]

mhm

[dusty gate]

I like conversation but if you wish to stop then i shall respect your choice 😛

conversations brings joy in this fucking boring job im doing atm

[languid kelp]

surely you can make it less boring somehow 😃

[dusty gate]

Well

I talk in discord for one

Recently this shit was too boring so much fucking idea started to spinning in my brain had to output in onenote

So i guess there is fun in these side effects

[languid kelp]

yes and what about getting good at the job that it becomes no longer boring?

[wild yarrow]

o.o

[dusty gate]

Maybe if you feel boring there's nothing to get good at in this job have you thought about that

[sullen thorn]

Interesting challenge in the title

But u just know that eval will be broken today lol

[dusty gate]

When you feel so boring you start putting car sales man meme as lorem ipsum

[sullen thorn]

If you’re bored, break eval lol

[dusty gate]

lmao

[tired osprey]

If you're bored do it like bisk and shred random documents until you can get home from work

[dusty gate]

I should print car sales man meme picture

on their printer

no one will know who did it

[tame pier]

https://www.inc.com/john-hall/most-successful-people-share-these-4-qualities.html

[steel fox]

is that the real @wild yarrow who added me

https://gyazo.com/949ec2b378b33ae58dd90db8e413c0a2

[wild yarrow]

yes

that is me

Clay do you play tabletop simulator

[languid kelp]

yes

[wild yarrow]

:P

[languid kelp]

but my work is not that boring and since i'm unemployed i don't play it anymore

[wild yarrow]

hmm

i see

CLAY, LIZARD MAN, you play tabletop sim?

[steel fox]

I do not

his name is @tame pier ok

[wild yarrow]

oh

ok

known error, you play the tabletop simulator?

need a 4th for something.....

[languid kelp]

what is it

[tame pier]

No, what is it

[wild yarrow]

it's a tabletop game simulator. think of it like a framework for tabletop games. so you can play various board and card games

it's p neat

[languid kelp]

does it run on python

[wild yarrow]

it's a steam game

[languid kelp]

i don't know about steam games. they probably run in a variety of languages, mainly not python at all.

most use Unity I guess. I don't know much about games though.

Unity was released initially for OSX only

[steel fox]

it looks fun

but its $20

and im broke

[wild yarrow]

it's ok

i was mostly curious if you had it already

it is p neat tho, esp if you're a tabletop game fan

and it does go on sale occassionally c:

[tame pier]

Oh, I have heard of that

Don't think I have it though

Nope

[languid kelp]

friendly reminder that there are americans out there that literally eat mcdonalds daily

and they're broke as well

[tame pier]

Probably because they eat mcdonalds daily

That shit's expensive

[languid kelp]

yeah they're IQ must drop by at least 2 points from lack of self respect each day

[tame pier]

That's unkind

[languid kelp]

i'm not the one offering mcdonalds food 😦

[wild yarrow]

fast food is expensive

it's kinda weird

that being said, carl's jr. makes a mean burger

[tame pier]

In-n-out is pretty cheap though

Which is amazing considering their quality is leagues ahead of micky-d's

[languid kelp]

it's expensive

but it's also cheap

[slate quail]

In n' Out is garbage

[tame pier]

@slate quail Them's fightin' words m8

[slate quail]

then you better put your dukes up

[tame pier]

🥊 🥊

In-n-out is the best fast food joint

[cerulean basin]

all fast food is garbage 🤔

[tame pier]

It's still tasty

[cerulean basin]

but it's tasty garbage 😍

[tame pier]

Exactly

[slate quail]

McD's > In-N-Out

Wendy's tops both

[glass gorge]

Burgerking > mcd

[slate quail]

possibly

[glass gorge]

(we dont have wendys)

[slate quail]

(I'm so sorry)

[glass gorge]

Oh, is dominos any good

[slate quail]

not really

[tame terrace]

mcd's is such garbage. inedible. I'd rather eat a bowl of toenails than a bigmac

[glass gorge]

They recently built like 3 or 4 here

I like mcds accessories

like fries, chicken nuggets

But the burgers are always outclasses by burgerking

[slate quail]

Domino's isn't the worst pizza but it's never anyone's first option

and it's pricey

[glass gorge]

Huh

Wont bother then

Imma stick to my local italian pizzaria

[slate quail]

:+1:

[tame pier]

Micky-d's is greater than fucking in-n-out?

[slate quail]

yes

[tame pier]

What're you smokin'

[slate quail]

no contest

McD wins 10 times outta 10

[tame pier]

I agree with Lemon's sentiment

[tame terrace]

in and out must taste like hot diaper then.

[tame pier]

Hell no

[tame terrace]

never tried it.

[tame pier]

Visit sometime

Try it

[tame terrace]

we don't have that either.

[tame pier]

It's west-coast murica'

[cerulean basin]

Don't knock it till you try it

[glass gorge]

But honestly

If you want to get knocked out by good food

[tame pier]

Also you can't beat the price

[glass gorge]

Fish shop in Bergen sells the best fast food - Fish wrap

[tame pier]

Shake Shack is pretty decent but it's a bit spendy

[slate quail]

if I wanted something that's cheap and doesn't taste good I'd make my own food

[cerulean basin]

but that takes time and effort

[glass gorge]

No no

[languid kelp]

@tame terrace if you are eating a bowl of toenails pls livestream it

[tame pier]

Micky-d fries taste like paper

[languid kelp]

@atomic ridge you need to just add sauce

[glass gorge]

I like pepper

[tame terrace]

the thing is - the quality of places like mcdonalds and burger king is far far higher in norway because of food regulations. I've tried mcds in ireland, for example, and it was can't-stomach-a-second-bite disgusting.

[tame pier]

Like someone chewed up some paper and then deep fried it

[glass gorge]

I salt/pepper nearly all my food

[tame terrace]

i can't even imaging what the US version tastes like

[glass gorge]

right

paper

[tame pier]

What you had in ireland => most of america

[glass gorge]

paper =/= pepper

[cerulean basin]

I'd believe that @tame terrace . I've heard Burger King, McDonalds, and KFC are all pretty decent in Japan

[tame pier]

In n out uses fresh potatos

[glass gorge]

Oh oh

Ehm, Max Burgers

👌🏾 food

[tame pier]

You can actually see them slicing them IIRC

[tame terrace]

yeah max is awesome.

[glass gorge]

I wish we had one locally

[tame pier]

What the fuck is that

[tame terrace]

swedish burger joint

really high quality

[tame pier]

Yeah, I see

[tame terrace]

but also keep in mind that our places are pricy

[glass gorge]

Can confirm, I lived in sweden for a week with a few buddies. Literally breathed Max burgers when i left

[cerulean basin]

Their store looks more like a steakhouse than a burger joint

[glass gorge]

But for non-fast-no-cheap burgers

Inside rock cafe

[tame terrace]

if you go to mcds here, you caaan get a cheeseburger for 2.50 usd. but if you want any kind of menu with fries and a coke you're probably paying 15 bucks easy

[dusty gate]

I only eat teriyaki burger when i go to mcd anyways

[tame terrace]

I bet it's significantly cheaper most places. especially the US

[glass gorge]

Oh yeah

[tame pier]

You can get a one dollar buger

that burger is bad though

[glass gorge]

places like poland get's you 24 chicken nuggets for under a dollar

[tame pier]

I literally threw it away

Could not finish it

[dusty gate]

I wonder how does these unedible food comes out

aside from your wife and watever

[tame terrace]

...?

[dusty gate]

Like I go to places but I never had these

[tame pier]

????

[dusty gate]

couldn't finish or taste disgusting aside from my personal preference foods

[tame terrace]

...aside from my wife? wat?

[dusty gate]

well i read these wife threads

[glass gorge]

??

[dusty gate]

that makes unedible foods

like fucking cooking rice with erm

those washin soap

[cerulean basin]

[dusty gate]

Kinda understandable and not at same time but mcds and kfcs are business, how can they serve shitty food lol

[slate quail]

oh KFC is good

KFC might be better than Wendy's sometimes

it depends on the day

[tame terrace]

poor people will buy cheap fast food, is the sad, real answer to that. even if it sucks. it's much cheaper than cooking.

[glass gorge]

I had kfc once in budapest

Not really a fan

[cerulean basin]

last I remember KFC was relatively expensive here in the states

this was like a decade ago though

[tame terrace]

kfc in ireland was gross as heille. but kfc in canada wasnt bad.

[glass gorge]

Half the chicken was covered in corn coating

then the chicken felt somewhat soggy when i got to it

[slate quail]

ew

[glass gorge]

Not a fan, if that's how they are

[dusty gate]

In here if you want to actually go cheap with your food making it yourself is way better than buying some at KFC/McD

[tame terrace]

it's not.

[slate quail]

that doesn't sound like my experiences

[steel fox]

don't give away @wild yarrow 's secret washing soap food recipe

[tame terrace]

@dusty gate where?

[slate quail]

I don't think I've ever had a bad experience with KFC

my dad had a bad Wendy's salad once

[dusty gate]

cuz iirc KFC 4 chicken wings cost about 10$

japan

[slate quail]

that's a lot

[dusty gate]

Yeah

[cerulean basin]

I bought a bucket and it was like $25

and the food was meh

and there wasnt a lot of it

👎🏻

[steel fox]

KFC's expensive

[glass gorge]

I'd rather cook myself, than most fast foods

just to have said it

[steel fox]

ew

cooking is effort

[tame terrace]

I always cook.

[glass gorge]

Cooking is fun

[cerulean basin]

I don't have the patience for cooking

I wish I did

[steel fox]

^^^

[tame pier]

I just drink Soylent

[dusty gate]

Depends on situation, these days I can't bother to cook cuz not enough time in home

[glass gorge]

So you'd rather stand in a 10m fast food line?

[steel fox]

Yes

[tame pier]

Though I actually cooked all my meals this week holy fuck

[tame terrace]

I don't understand people who don't cook every day tbh.

[cerulean basin]

The prepare vs consume time ratio is widely disproportionate

[glass gorge]

I can understand being lazy and just buying a frozen pizza etc

[tame pier]

We're lazy, unskilled, and/or something

[glass gorge]

but eating out is just too expensive if it becomes a habit

[dusty gate]

I spend like 12 hours outside of my home these days

[tame pier]

Need to start doing more Sunday meal prep

[slate quail]

man lemon you really on our case tonight. we're all lazy and have varying degrees of poor taste

[tame terrace]

in some countries though it is not more expensive, flops.

[tame pier]

"flops"

[glass gorge]

True, but was relating my own situation

[tame pier]

flops the floppy

erm

[dusty gate]

I really need to build my own business so i can stay in home and make foods all day lmao

[tame pier]

🐇

Or get a remote job

[tame terrace]

you can have food delivered every day for less than cook price.. people don't even have kitchens in a lot of apartments.

[glass gorge]

I live out now and then, and I can not buy fast-food if I want to be able to eat at the end of the month

[dusty gate]

Or both

[tame pier]

That's the other thing I've looked at

Instacart, meal services, etc.

[slate quail]

I don't know of anywhere in the States that eating out or delivery is cheaper than something you could make at home, if you're really going cheap

the time commitment is much smaller, though

[glass gorge]

But then again, when i live out I follow Boris' cooking recipes

[tame pier]

And as they say, time is money

[dusty gate]

damn slavs man

[glass gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvKQNLdMr48

They're hella good recipes

[tame terrace]

well you can't beat thrifty home cookin, with smart ingredient reuse and so on. but a lot of people don't know how to cook like that, buy a full set of ingredients for every dinner.

[glass gorge]

Impulsive buying gets you every time

[tame terrace]

I bet US delivery prices can get close to matching that cost.

[glass gorge]

Probably

[tame pier]

If you're in a big city

[tame terrace]

the trick is to only go grocery shopping once a week. plan out a week's worth of meals.

[tame pier]

Yes

Shop Sunday morning, prep and cook sunday, then cook again wednesday

[dusty gate]

Hey

[glass gorge]

One main trip, and a second "oh-shit I forgot the meat" trip

[dusty gate]

just make curry and rice

and hashed beef thing every week

[tame pier]

It's a minimum of 15 minutes drive to the nearest store though

[dusty gate]

Gets boring but saves fuckton of time

[tame pier]

Curry would be alright

[tame terrace]

I cook a lot of curries

I eat mostly vegetarian these days so tons of indian food keeps it interesting

[glass gorge]

I also cook furries curries

[dusty gate]

eating vegetarian sounds like

you are eating humans that eats vegetable only

[tame terrace]

like 30% of india is vegetarian so they know their shit.

most curries basically taste just as good with no meat.

[steel fox]

i love meat too much to be vegetarian

[glass gorge]

^

[tame terrace]

I do eat meat, just rarely.

special occasions

[cerulean basin]

Being subscribed to /r/happycowgifs has made me more self conscious of eating meat

but I don't think I could stop

[tame terrace]

Peter Singers book Animal Liberation convinced me it's fucked up to eat meat, but I kept eating it. then meat industry being evil and contributing to the destruction of the planet convinced me we absolutely need to stop but I kept eating meat.

[dusty gate]

Hey meat is the food of satan

[tame terrace]

but then I had a kid and decided I didnt wanna feed him that much meat. for health reasons. so now we eat.. a lot less. but still a little bit.

[tame pier]

That reminds me: https://youtu.be/xFRLtwH8jlY

[dusty gate]

I'll prolly never have a kid unless I adopt one lol

[steel fox]

same unless @tame pier becomes girl

[tame terrace]

kids are 👌

[tame pier]

Someday

[tame terrace]

best part of my life.

[glass gorge]

One day maybe

[tame pier]

Don't think I'm mature enough now to be a good father

[glass gorge]

But not before I'm financially stable

[tame terrace]

I waited till I was almost 30 and had been with the right woman for 8 years. to make sure we'd stick together.

do recommend

fuck rushing into parenthood

[glass gorge]

Probably helps to find the right woman first though

[steel fox]

I've spent several years of my life teaching / mentoring kids at summer camps enought o know i dont want kids

[dusty gate]

While I want a kid and feed him so hard with knowledge and whatever and basically do let him do whatever I could not (of course if he is willing) when I was younger

I just can't imagine myself living with woman

Considering my hobby and all that

[steel fox]

is ur hobby like murdering women?

[dusty gate]

Lol no

[tame pier]

Programming?

[steel fox]

ah you're an anime watcher

[dusty gate]

I used to

[steel fox]

yeah probably won't happen

[dusty gate]

these day I stick with mangas

Though considering the time i could prolly get back to watch anime while doing programmy stuff

I also do a lot of gaming and

basically buy a NSFW doujinshis so

[tame pier]

TMI man

TMI

[dusty gate]

yeah lol

[glass gorge]

[dusty gate]

Can't wait to finish today's job

4 more hrs and im gone

[glass gorge]

I cant wait for a job

[steel fox]

kinda late to be at work eh? its 12:30

[dusty gate]

Its 14:47 here

[glass gorge]

I think its kind of early

being at work 7:47

[steel fox]

woah u go to work on a plane

[dusty gate]

hey if i could work on a plane all day i prolly would

[steel fox]

having a job sucks floppy u dont want it

[dusty gate]

Yes

Working for someone for certain amount of time each day is just

garbage

[tame pier]

It's alright

[dusty gate]

Now if you could get like say remote job

and you can get your job done

and basically have a lots of time

Prolly job will become your heaven

[glass gorge]

I have coffee breath now

[dusty gate]

imagine bathing in coffee

[glass gorge]

Ouch

[glass gorge]

Has anyone used brilliant.org here?

[wild yarrow]

wait

my what recipe

I’m super cross faded

and playing board games

[glass gorge]

Wtb boardgame friends

[dusty gate]

yeah friend that is also cute

[granite lake]

Woah

[glass gorge]

and single preferable

[granite lake]

You guys are up late

[glass gorge]

Or is this getting too specific now

its 10am

[dusty gate]

No

we need to be MORE specific

[granite lake]

4:09am here

[dusty gate]

it's 17:09 here

[glass gorge]

Then you're up late.

Go bed

🛏 👈🏾

[granite lake]

Lol

Can't sleep

[dusty gate]

and also this friend must be boi

[glass gorge]

How specific are we going to be

[dusty gate]

I dunno really

as specific as it can be?

[glass gorge]

Not a sore loser, I like winning

[dusty gate]

And fun to talk with

[glass gorge]

But not too talky

[dusty gate]

preferably smaller height than me

or below?

englishki is hard

[sand goblet]

Speaking of jobs, my job is pretty laid back

[glass gorge]

shorter?

[sand goblet]

Lots of free time to do whatever online

[dusty gate]

hm

[glass gorge]

wtb ur job then

I have $2 in coffee powder

[dusty gate]

simple and nice word

[glass gorge]

Why shorter though?

Thought the opposite was preferred

[dusty gate]

Because

I want a cute boy friend that plays game and fun to talk with and shorter height than me so i can cuddle the fuck out of him for fun?

[glass gorge]

Many thonks are created

[sand goblet]

I start at 10am, join the cleaners for their tea break, do stuff at 10.30am, and leave at 4.30pm

[dusty gate]

thonk.destroy()

[granite lake]

Hm

Tryna relate to what you're saying @dusty gate

[glass gorge]

Rule me out then

[steel fox]

Sounds like my job with more hours Gdude

[dusty gate]

so

6hrs job?

noice

[sand goblet]

Three days a week.

Roughly, yeah

[glass gorge]

But does it pay well

[sand goblet]

Not really, it's 220 eur/week

[glass gorge]

That's about how much I make a month

But then again, I work 2 days a month

[sand goblet]

So basically your rate of pay is better

[steel fox]

That’s about what I make every 2 weeks

[glass gorge]

I work 7.5 hours

15 hours a month

[dusty gate]

I mean for a 6hrs/3dayPerWeek job it does pay pretty well imo

[sand goblet]

I work 19.5/week

Yeah it does

[steel fox]

Same

Ish

But over 5 days

[sand goblet]

It wouldn't be enough to live on though

[dusty gate]

indeed

[glass gorge]

ditto

I can barely afford transport, food and syllabus with my income

[sand goblet]

On 220/mo, I'm not surprised

[glass gorge]

Ay

I could potentially work more

But I gotta have my study time

[dusty gate]

time to work smarter

[sand goblet]

Ah, you're a starving student, I see

[glass gorge]

Not starving

I live at home

[dusty gate]

I can't wait to become student again one day

[sand goblet]

:P

I don't really want to study again

[glass gorge]

I enjoy studying

[dusty gate]

Depends on the subject

[glass gorge]

But I wanna get started doing meaning full stuff

[dusty gate]

I don't enjoy studying politics

Or history

[glass gorge]

I enjoy my topics so far

Web design, Algorithms for AI, and software security

Quite fun tbh

[dusty gate]

Sounds fun indeed

[sand goblet]

I'm not very academic, I need practical experience to learn something

[glass gorge]

I thought so as well

But then I actually started reading my syllabus

[dusty gate]

If I get money to go to like college or something I will probably learn bout 3d modeling and bunch of stuff

[glass gorge]

uu

I'd love to master 3d modelling, but I dont have the effort to actually learn "art"

[dusty gate]

Hm

I don't too either

or didn't

lol

[glass gorge]

"art" being a vague word for all kind of design/drawing etc

Eventhough I have like 3 books on web design for my course..

[dusty gate]

I have a bunch of books dedicated to drawing characters in 2d lmao

[glass gorge]

2d waifu

[dusty gate]

yes

[steel fox]

@wild yarrow Best waifu change my mind

[glass gorge]

Great banter

[dusty gate]

so

i can get out

in about 1.5 hr

[glass gorge]

out ?

[dusty gate]

of this office

[glass gorge]

Everyone at fun places

[dusty gate]

i am heckin bored so

[glass gorge]

Meanwhile Im just sitting here ditching class

[dusty gate]

im basically chatting on discord lmao

[steel fox]

I’m just cuddling with the doggy before bed

[glass gorge]

Me like dog

But me die when dog touch me

[dusty gate]

my dog goes furious every time i fuckin open doors

im now scared of bloody dogs

[glass gorge]

Id be scared of a bloody dog as well

[glass gorge]

one kwute boie

[sand goblet]

Nice selfie, Clay

[steel fox]

Ty

[sand goblet]

Digging the harness

[steel fox]

He’s a supporty boye

[glass gorge]

May i touch

[steel fox]

No

[glass gorge]

Ok

I should make a fortnite let's play series.

That sounds like the future

[steel fox]

I agree

If you can go back and do it 1.5 years ago

[glass gorge]

nono

Gotta do it today

[dusty gate]

Hey

How to be OP and defaulty boi in Fortnite

[sand goblet]

You go onto mixer and some of these battle royale games have channels that showcase all the streaming players

[dusty gate]

Insert powerwolf as intro

[glass gorge]

Me confuss

[sand goblet]

It's a great way to farm sparks, actually..

[steel fox]

The LTT video about the $2M clean room is 👌

[glass gorge]

I got this odd sensation that I should go outside today

and pet a cow

[dusty gate]

and eat its meat

cook it

yes

[glass gorge]

I'm not going to murder the poor neighbor cows

[dusty gate]

Well

accidents happen right

If it is accident it isn't murder

[glass gorge]

https://www.tenor.co/ErkF.gif

[dusty gate]

lmao

[glass gorge]

But no

I just wanna pet

Hug cows

[dusty gate]

well you probably will choke cow when youre hugging

[glass gorge]

A half a ton 4 legged beast, being choked by my cute arms

[steel fox]

Sounds like my old relationships

[glass gorge]

[sand goblet]

Yikes

[glass gorge]

Not sure if that's a good representation of yikes

[sand goblet]

Don't talk about femshep like that

:P

Can't ping her. Damn it mobile.

[glass gorge]

fbm

https://youtu.be/D75ZuaSR8nQ lmao

[dusty gate]

lol

[sand goblet]

Not a new concept

The gadget show did that with Battlefield 3 in a huge projector dome

And a model gun controller and stuff

Moving floor rollers.. All that fun stuff

[glass gorge]

But is that made by a random teen by himself

[sand goblet]

Yeah their thing was hacked together as well

Haha

[dusty gate]

Make soemthing slap you everytime you chug estus/blood in dark souls or bloodborne

[glass gorge]

"I use big words, so i must be a hacker"

-Michael Reeves 2018

imb4 he gets banned from fortnite by reading his hp

Also, it was in python

[sand goblet]

Much of this type of thing is

Oh hey, I think it's tea o'clock

Better go be sociable

[glass gorge]

Social life

I have a cat.

Does that count

[dusty gate]

no

[glass gorge]

Shes very warm from sleeping in the sun

[dusty gate]

yes last hour

[glass gorge]

What do you even do at this office if you get to chat here

[dusty gate]

Well since contract says i have to stay in a fucking office for 9hrs per day

so even though I don't really have anything to do anymore I can't really gtfo of this office

[glass gorge]

huh

feel like that myself sometime

As a shop clerk there are often things to do, but some days it's literally dead

[dusty gate]

So atm

I'm looking through what database should I use for my webservice

or chatting

[glass gorge]

Have you found any databases you lean towards then

[dusty gate]

Hmm quite hard really

I don't know how big my web service will be

And I don't even know alot about databases

need to do more research

Maybe I'll look into what database twitter or slack or discord uses

[glass gorge]

I can't say I'm an expert on type for use

But I'm a fan of postgres

for most cases

[dusty gate]

My web service will be like

kind of SNS

oh wait

[glass gorge]

Many language

[dusty gate]

basically it said twitter/facebook uses cassandra

[glass gorge]

Havent even heard of

[dusty gate]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Cassandra

[glass gorge]

Ah, noSQL

[dusty gate]

ye

[glass gorge]

Never got into any nosqls

So probably why i havent heard of it

[dusty gate]

Me either lol more i know

[glass gorge]

I kinda like the charm of writing queries

Someone ought to convince me of the benefits before I change

[dusty gate]

I hope theres someone who had experience with it in here

[glass gorge]

Believe @royal lake and the site is nosql

but I may be wrong

Shucks, another job application declined

[dusty gate]

Hm

what did u take

[glass gorge]

For the job?

[dusty gate]

ye

[glass gorge]

Was a dev position for a housing company

[dusty gate]

oh

[glass gorge]

I forgot exactly what kind

( I apply to a lot of stuff, just for the heck of it)

They didn't like that I'm still studying

[dusty gate]

Lmao

[glass gorge]

full-time employment

[dusty gate]

Programming and developing is all about studying and implementing wtf

[glass gorge]

But yeah, I see any position open i apply for a part-time version

[dusty gate]

I should have done that before i got in here

oh well at least i got my personal macbook air

[glass gorge]

fwee stuff

I have one position pending still

went to an interview, waiting for a few tests. Havent heard anything in 2-3 weeks

So sent a " yo wtf?" email yesterday

[dusty gate]

lol

[glass gorge]

but php tho

[dusty gate]

oh

[glass gorge]

Yeah, oh

I literally learned php the same week he said he wanted an interview

[sour shale]

php tho

[glass gorge]

That's life

Trying to get an entry job before graduating, gotta adapt to what's offered

Even if i dont get it

[sour shale]

there is a library called Cake PHP

[glass gorge]

[sour shale]

if ur gonna go with PHP try and get a Laravel place

nice framework

[glass gorge]

I dont know what they use tbh

Other than building on wordpress

[sour shale]

IDK if they have this but
https://github.com/corcel/corcel
this lets you link wordpress with PHP frameworks

there are like 10 or more frameworks now tho

including laravel and Cake

[glass gorge]

Might look into it based on what these tasks are

if i ever get em

[sour shale]

ye who knows

[glass gorge]

If hes asking me to write super basic stuff

Then "ey free stuff"

[languid kelp]

are we still talking about how trash fast food is

[sour shale]

fast food is great

chicken burger

[languid kelp]

it's 1) unhealthy 2) expensive

what is there to miss

[sour shale]

but you can eat unhealthy food occasionally

its like a treat

[languid kelp]

there are people in this very channel who allegedly eat fast food daily

[sour shale]

fast food daily is bad yeah

I like burger once or twice a month not every day 😮

[languid kelp]

yea amen

[sour shale]

OMG Mr Robot ended

[languid kelp]

OMG Mr Robot sucked

"ha ha we are all autists" roll credits

[sour shale]

hacker memes

[sour shale]

boyyoass how i had die over some macnuggets

[languid kelp]

macnuggets™️

[sand goblet]

these are no løøps

[languid kelp]

here's a crazy idea

healthy food that is tasty

[sand goblet]

carrot sticks

curry wraps

cashew nuts

muesli with strawberry yogurt

[languid kelp]

pizza with veggies on top

[sour shale]

putting fruit or veg on bad stuff doesn't rly help "D

[sand goblet]

the real question here

is

is cereal soup?

[languid kelp]

its milk based soup

not even a question

[sour shale]

ye it soup

[sand goblet]

are you sure?

I mean, maybe the cereal is a salad and the milk is the dressing

[sour shale]

chaotic evil salad

[languid kelp]

that doesn't sound right

[sand goblet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

[languid kelp]

why would a soup be a salad

[sand goblet]

it wouldn't make sense for it to be a soup

because with soup, the liquid is the focus

but that's not the case with cereal

[sour shale]

you get rly thick vegetable soup though

[sand goblet]

yeah but it's still liquid

[languid kelp]

thick vegetable soups are the best vegetable soups

[sour shale]

I've had vegetable soup that was thicker than cereal

[languid kelp]

thanks for saving me an 8 minute vsauce video

[sand goblet]

the answer is more complicated than that

:P

[languid kelp]

broccoli is pretty nice

[sour shale]

I don't eat cereal anyway lul

[languid kelp]

what do you eat

[sour shale]

lots of foods

[sand goblet]

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Broccoloids

[languid kelp]

this is offtopic

but is it a bit weird if people touch your shoulder at work?

[tame terrace]

haha the broccoloids

[sour shale]

I eat diet like
chicken eggs vegetables rice potatoes oats fish fruit yams nuts seeds

touch your shoulder at work is normal in europe

[sand goblet]

that depends @languid kelp

are you a car salesman?

[languid kelp]

no sir.

[sour shale]

do you mean when they say hello
or when they walk past

and is it like a tap or a hold

[languid kelp]

i mean when they are trying to make you feel better

or

[sand goblet]

oh yeah that's normal

[sour shale]

hmm that sounds fairly normal rly

[wild yarrow]

o///o

[languid kelp]

when they're chatting

[sour shale]

even monkey do that on Planet Earth

[languid kelp]

and giving you a shoulder massage

[sand goblet]

puts hand on @wild yarrow's shoulder

IS OKAY GWYN

[wild yarrow]

oh i was responding to the highlight

i've been away.... and high

hello

[sour shale]

high? 👀

[wild yarrow]

o.o

mhm

[languid kelp]

hi?

[sand goblet]

https://www.tenor.co/qAhN.gif

[wild yarrow]

yeah 👌

[sand goblet]

someone should make a spinoff of breaking bad called breaking even

[tame terrace]

touching peoples shoulders is probably not cool most of the time.

but it's not as bad as tickling. don't tickle a colleague.

[sand goblet]

I do it ironically sometimes

touching shoulders, that is

[tame terrace]

yeah I'm not sure how you would ironically tickle someone

[sand goblet]

haha, yeah

sarcastic tickling

[languid kelp]

sarcastically Discording

[sand goblet]

so the chairman asked me to do an online presence review

not in so many words, that's the name I gave it

[tame terrace]

well are you presently online

[sand goblet]

well, sort of

[tame terrace]

there you go

[sand goblet]

I ran the site through Lighthouse

it scored 30/100 for performance

which is craptastic

but 100/100 for SEO!

[sour shale]

is SEO hard
some people ther whole job is SEO

[sand goblet]

there's a lot of work in it

I'll be SEOing the python discord website when we finish the rewrite

[tame terrace]

it's awful

SEO sucks

[sour shale]

i didnt know there was a rewrite

[sand goblet]

yeah we're exploring rewriting it in django

[sour shale]

i thought joph loved Elixir these days

[sand goblet]

well, by "we" I mean @ebon quarry because I can't wrap my head around the boilerplate

well elixir isn't python

[sour shale]

does it have to be python?

[sand goblet]

of course

we are the python server

are you kidding me? lol

[sour shale]

lol

can't betray the snek

[sand goblet]

ah yes, we'll just write the entire site using pure C via CGI

[sour shale]

Volcyy prefers Elixir too LUL

[sand goblet]

that'll make it easier for our community to contribute

[sour shale]

I like functional langs best

[sand goblet]

check out hylang

[sour shale]

hmm ye I haven't tried Hy yet

at the moment I am playing with Elm for front end
with haskell back end 😄

[sand goblet]

http://docs.hylang.org/en/stable/

[sour shale]

but Haskell book is hard

[sand goblet]

well, you haven't done haskell until you've hfeflflfo'd

hfeflflfof fcfafkfe

[tame terrace]

sure you have

[sour shale]

liftM5 :: Monad m => (a1 -> a2 -> a3 -> a4 -> a5 -> r) -> m a1 -> m a2 -> m a3 -> m a4 -> m a5 -> m r

LOL

liftM5 is crazy

[sand goblet]

is that code?

that looks like APL

[sour shale]

it does yeah

I actually like J language, which is based on APL

[sand goblet]

heathen

[sour shale]

its cool for math stuff
you can control matplotlib with J code

J code looks like super code golf

J wins almost every code golf challenge LOL

[sand goblet]

weird, spotify mobile isn't reporting to spotify connect

I wonder why

[sour shale]

My little pony

[granite lake]

@sand goblet are you using a modded Spotify ?

That could be the cause

[sand goblet]

nope

it's actually working now, as you can see

[granite lake]

👌

[languid kelp]

🍟

[robust sierra]

@sand goblet wait wat?

why?

[sand goblet]

We outgrew flask and rethinkdb

we've basically rewritten half of django

lol

[robust sierra]

so what db are you going to use now?

[sand goblet]

postgres

[sour shale]

yay postgres

I don't like noSQL

[robust sierra]

nice postgres

me like postgres

[sour shale]

ye its great

[robust sierra]

cake

my friend stumbled upon a tech support scam site

should i prank call them?

[sour shale]

no probably not

[robust sierra]

should i link the site

they done a pretty good job of making it look like a windows pc

sort of

[sour shale]

um the staff might not like it

if u link a known scammer site

[robust sierra]

yeh true

[sour shale]

I mean
Joseph would like it
but Lemon or Gdude wouldn't 😄

[robust sierra]

yep

we need to kill the scammerz

[glass gorge]

Ive come the conclusion that I should not be in the woods with an absence of light

[steel fox]

its fine

anyone who abducted you would bring tou back after realizing you're a python dev

[ionic hill]

[worn kite]

import antigravity and fly home

also getting a cut from grass isn't that difficult

I managed to accidentally poke my finger with a hair two times already. That is some skill...

[glass gorge]

Gj

Lmao

I decided to go through the woods instead of main road

Casually brought €15+ home worth of golf balls

[glass gorge]

Trip in woods, not advised. Pulled 2 ticks of my now

[worn kite]

don't get eaten

[steel fox]

You’re gonna die of Lyme now

Rip

[ionic hill]

Or perhaps they'll die of.. Lemon

[wild yarrow]

iwonder if i have an exacto knife

also i need to find the card stock

[steel fox]

Why

[wild yarrow]

project

i am fixing up a fat pack that is a bit beat up

[steel fox]

Projects require time that could be spent playing WoW

[wild yarrow]

yeah or job applications

;~;

[steel fox]

Who needs a job

Just vote Democrat amirite

[wild yarrow]

i mean, i'd rather not vote for a shittard dead party full of plutocrats, so Dem seems acceptable right now

[indigo tangle]

Nobody is actually pushing for it, but universal income is basically an inevitability. There will eventually be automation of more than 80% of jobs and no way for the population to survive any other way.

Who knows if thats in 10 years, or in 100, though.

Given enough time, the "worlds oldest profession" will even be replaced by androids of some fashion.

[rough sapphire]

Time travel mother fuckers be like datetime.date.today().year = 1012 😑 😑 😑 😑

[slate quail]

universal basic income is an inevitability if you believe the government is the only mechanism by which we can provide for those incapable of being economically productive

in an ideal future there would be enough independently charitable citizens and organizations to handle the job without forcible redistribution

[amber briar]

or we can just dissolve the government and make everything free 🤔

[slate quail]

unfortunately, while Western society is charitable, we don't appear to be trending towards THAT charitable

I think we called the era of everything being free "prehistory" and it kinda sucked

[wild yarrow]

oh boy politics, i am out.... o_O

[odd thorn]

It's only really plausible in the semi-distant future, if/when literally all of the essentials are automated to the point of no longer being scarce. Which I think was the original scenario Deadmon brought up.

[slate quail]

plausible in what sense?

[odd thorn]

Well, that's a bit silly, self. No need for money at that point. Unless we still pay for entertainment or something.

[slate quail]

the compelling argument for the inevitability of UBI that I have heard is to prevent the violence of those incapable of participating in a skilled market

but once again, that assumes that we have to forcibly redistribute because there's no other way or will to help those people

[odd thorn]

Not to mention, it's a very materialistic solution, really. People need something to strive for.

[tame pier]

Has anyone read The Forever War?

[slate quail]

yeah even as far as placation goes

it doesn't provide motivation and there's always the question of "why don't we get more?"

eventually you've got a very large unskilled majority that just wants more or else they get violent

what's The Forever War?

[odd thorn]

I've always thought that figuring out the most efficient safe way to get energy from exercise, and paying people for generating electricity makes more sense than just UBI:
(a) The participants are, in some way, actually helping
(b) As a whole we want to make sure they don't starve, so it's not like we're losing money over welfare
(c) There's a very low skill ceiling, so many people who otherwise are out of place could fit there
(d) There's that obesity problem people are always talking about...

[tame pier]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forever_War

It's about a man who fights a war across 1000 years

[odd thorn]

Interesting.

[slate quail]

indeed indeed

[wild yarrow]

sounds exciting

have you read the artifacts cycle?

[lost hornet]

did someone say blue oyster cult?

[wild yarrow]

ooh

👌

good taste

[odd thorn]

I think I wanted to make a party fight a Grim Reaper just to play that song for boss music.

[lost hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pFdkkjGiEs

mildly underrated rock

[tame pier]

Oh I like them

[lost hornet]

I like their music because it's all like Rush's 2112

[wild yarrow]

ugh Rush

[tame pier]

Oh yeah Rush!

Fucking fantastic music

no u meme person

[lost hornet]

I'm only a fan of Tom Petty and 2112

well, even for Tom Petty, it's just the intro that I like

[tame pier]

Subdivisions, working man

[lost hornet]

BOC is the 2112 album made into a band, imo

Also I listened to the rest of nirvana's music a couple nights ago

damn that was sweet

[tame pier]

They're alright

I like some of their stuff

[lost hornet]

I can see why Cobain hated how everybody only wanted to hear smells like teen spirit

It's nice, but the rest of their music had the same sounds or it was better altogether, and it tells new stories.

I love how music is a medium to tell stories

[tame pier]

Yeah

Huh, rush has a song called "Rivendell" from 1975

It's that Rivendell

LotR

[lost hornet]

whoa

also while we're talking about music I'm just gonna post my brother's music

https://soundcloud.com/user-706618746/flowers

[tame pier]

👍

[lost hornet]

I think it's good, but I was just curious to see if it was due to me being his brother or if it was actually good

[wild yarrow]

it's p good tbh

[tame pier]

https://github.com/RobinDavid/pyADS

[wild yarrow]

Arathanis, Clay

[bleak lintel]

oh flags

nice

[wild yarrow]

mhm

i need to make the parser more general purpose to extend the features

but it works atm

[bleak lintel]

how are you parsing them? argparse? or some other method

[wild yarrow]

right now it's just manual matching :P

[bleak lintel]

o o f

[wild yarrow]

i'm lazy

don't judge me

but i do want an actual parser in it

and that's the next step

oh shit i forgot to load the symbols too

derp

[bleak lintel]

b1nzy uses argparse which might be quite fun

you could have things like -a -b --xyz=cba

all sorts :^)

[tame pier]

Oooo argparse

I like argparse

Yeah, it can operate on string input

[wild yarrow]

yee

that sounds like a good way to go tbh

[tame pier]

It's pretty straightforward to use for the most part

I've learned some disgusting hacks with it so feel free to ask me questions

[wild yarrow]

:D

sounds good

[slate quail]

really fantastic ads tonight

[odd thorn]

Top ads.

[tame pier]

lol

[slate quail]

I wonder what Google ad analytics think about the kind of person that clicked on these

because I tried them all

[odd thorn]

You're just throwing them off the scent.

[wild yarrow]

o.o

oh boy

[bleak lintel]

i wish i got ads like that

[robust sierra]

triple oof

[rain spindle]

46 ain't terrible

[tulip palm]

no but the speeds are

[rain spindle]

So double oof

🤔

[granite lake]

lol

das what my university wifi is like

[robust sierra]

what are you majoring in @granite lake

[granite lake]

cs

[robust sierra]

v. good

ugh i just want to be done with secondary school

[granite lake]

lol

stick to what you're doing and that will come to pass

[robust sierra]

tbh im kinda excited to go back to school

i get to focus more on the subjects i like

[granite lake]

Life is good eh ?

[robust sierra]

that sucks

is that your universities or your neighbours?

[granite lake]

Neighbor

😂

[worn kite]

o_O

[granite lake]

Lul

[tired osprey]

@granite lake thats about my average internet

[worn kite]

do yourself a favor and buy a dial-up modem

[tired osprey]

hey we are listed for a switch to better interwebs in the first week after summer holidays

[granite lake]

I have to use this in the meantime

[tired osprey]

aka the week after the next one

our neighbors already got the switch like a month ago

and we didnt

[worn kite]

did they specify the year?

[tired osprey]

for WHATEVER REASON

no byte

they didnt

i read an article last week

that they slowed down the improvement of infrastructure ON PURPOSE

[glass gorge]

And so the django adventure begins

[steel fox]

Hey same

Except mines a flask adventure. And it’s over already

[glass gorge]

How's it an adventure, if it ended

[steel fox]

https://aspire.ddns.net/

Because I finished it

[glass gorge]

Then its not an adventure anymore, It's a memory

I also like how it's just plain "Hello world" text

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
    <meta charset="UTF-8">
    <title>Title</title>
</head>
<body>
    <h1>Hello</h1>
</body>
</html>``` at least mine contains the body ![yoj](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/306861383847247872.webp?size=128 "yoj")

[steel fox]

The magic is in the back end

It listens for web hooks

And does some automation

[glass gorge]

[steel fox]

🤔

[glass gorge]

What is this automation

Spark my creativity

[steel fox]

Lemme find the diagram

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/291284109232308226/484601848041308161/unknown.png

@glass gorge ^

[glass gorge]

Actually planning things

I'm going to spontaneously explode creativity on my django project

Wish I understood half the words in that diagram

[steel fox]

Which words

[glass gorge]

asp, kestrel, nginx etc

Mostly top half of the image confuses me :(

[ionic hill]

So you're using Python to manage deployment and whatnot?

And the actual project is in ASP?

also lol @ happy code monkeys

[steel fox]

Yeah basically Shawn

Codes in asp. Python handles the pipeline

[ionic hill]

That's a very cool system you got going there

[steel fox]

Asp is a C# web framework. Think Django in python.
Kestrel is the reverse proxy. Think uwsgi. Nginx is the web server. Like Apache.
Mongo is the db. We picked it because it has a leaf.

Slack is a chat app like discord but for enlightened people.

Ty Shawn. It was meant to be kinda small. But then I realized I can spawn additional azure VMs programmatically. So I decided to run the tests and stuff from it too

[glass gorge]

Guess ill note down a few keywords

probably something I wanna get into, if imma continue this project