#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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zinc sail
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keyword search -> email -> read resume

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๐Ÿ˜„

glass gorge
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Which does leave me curious, what is the best layout for an entry job resume

cerulean basin
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theyre basically advertising for their clients or something

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not all of them are good

glass gorge
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Multipage wutface

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I smashed all my listings into 1 a4

cerulean basin
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theyre different resumes

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in 1 file

glass gorge
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oh

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I see

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Hm I wonder how I should prioritize arranging the voluntary work I do here on my resume

cerulean basin
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if i were to add that idk where i would even put it on mine

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maybe experience?

glass gorge
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just brought it up, I currently have info > education > previous/current work > skills > languages (speech language, not programming)

cerulean basin
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i was tempted to list languages but I don't think I am fluent enough for it to be worth it

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by russian is kinda awful

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even though parents native speakers

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feels bad man

glass gorge
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Ah, you're american right?

zinc sail
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how awful is awful

cerulean basin
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not born here but i live here majority of my life

glass gorge
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tfw english is main language and cant list it as a fluent side language FeelsBadEyes

cerulean basin
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as awful as any kid who only learns a language from their parents and not formally

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and grows up in a country where that language is not used

zinc sail
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That's still better than most folks

cerulean basin
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some see it that way

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I can read and speak

glass gorge
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Being able to translate basic conversations is a big pluss in my book

zinc sail
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given how monolingual the US is, I'd argue that most see it that way

cerulean basin
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writing is kinda bad cause spelling is hard

glass gorge
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I was considering adding german to mine, but my german is a joke

cerulean basin
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yeah I knew for sure I wouldnt add swedish

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but russian maybe...

glass gorge
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Its hard man

cerulean basin
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like if I worked in a call centre and talked to russians all day

glass gorge
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Some say stuff as much as you can into your entry job resume

cerulean basin
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i couldnt do it

glass gorge
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others tell you to only list the important stuff, even if your resume turns into a 3 liner

cerulean basin
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i followed the latter basically

sand goblet
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I love the sites that let you list dialects

glass gorge
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Is that a thing as well

sand goblet
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Main language: English (UK)

glass gorge
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oh, lol

sand goblet
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Second language: English (US)

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Haha

cerulean basin
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multilingual GWtogaPagChomp

glass gorge
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I am bilingual!

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or multi

zinc sail
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Pirate (Arr)

cerulean basin
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eh both work

zinc sail
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You're not applying for a call center job though

glass gorge
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They do try to headhunt you though

zinc sail
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If you were to work with say, a company with a russian branch, you'd be able to communicate far more competently than someone who doesn't speak anything

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See: tech companies with chinese manufacturing

glass gorge
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Callcenters are always trynna hire more people

cerulean basin
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yeah I get that I was just trying to demonstrate my skill level in the lang

zinc sail
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they're not going to see that and have you translate some medical law statute in the interview

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if they're interested, they'll have you elaborate on your level of skill

cerulean basin
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in that case should I add swedish too ๐Ÿค”

glass gorge
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Id still put it pretty low on your resume as a "it's there"

zinc sail
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Do you think you could use Swedish in a professional setting?

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or just to get yourself through Ikea

glass gorge
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Hmm

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I could technically list danish and swedish

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As i understand them, but cant speak em

cerulean basin
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No, I couldn't use it in a professional setting

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probably just to hold a basic conversation

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actually I may be able to read and translate some basic stuff that's tech related

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I've had a bunch of programs I use set to swedish for years

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but that's pretty trivial anyone could just use google translate

tame terrace
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@glass gorge nobody understands danish

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not even the danes

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when I worked at IBM I had to take calls from swedes a whole lot, and swedish people don't understand stavangรฅrhdialekt so I just had to speak swedish, sink or swim.

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didn't take a lot of weeks before I felt like I was mostly head above water with it.

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so maybe you do know how to speak it, but it's just like a latent skill that needs waking up.

glass gorge
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Was playin cs.

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But yeah, I could definitely list swedish as I have swedish relatives etc

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whom i talk to quite fluently

worn kite
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Huh, what is this channel name about? ๐Ÿค”

sand goblet
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Heart names are so loud

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Names with hearts in them

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Loud

rough sapphire
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names with hearts in them are loud?

robust sierra
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yes

rough sapphire
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example?

robust sierra
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What organ is in a regular name?

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answer pls

rough sapphire
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hmm

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lung?

robust sierra
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no

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In a name

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like "Bob"

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What organs are present

rough sapphire
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none

robust sierra
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Exactly

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So that means that it makes no sound

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However

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a name with a heart can make a beating sound

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because the heart beats!

rough sapphire
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but heart isnt in a name

robust sierra
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but we are talking about names with hearts which means that the heart is in the name

rough sapphire
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organs make sounds

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stomach names are loud

robust sierra
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yes

rough sapphire
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okay i get it

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but it seems pointless

steel fox
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Well you are 14

rough sapphire
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am i though?

steel fox
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Gonna go with a probably

rough sapphire
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That'd probably give you the best chance at being correct.

steel fox
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ok so i installed mysql with

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sudo apt-get ...

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but now I can't access the user/password it tells me its incorrect any ideas?

undone solstice
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mysql 8?

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or 5.7?

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cos my recent attempts to install mysql 8 were painful and resolved by installing 5.7 instead

steel fox
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uh

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mysql ver 14.14, dist 5,7,23

undone solstice
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๐Ÿ˜„

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so 5.7.23

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(that's the server)

steel fox
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Ahh I got it. I guess the password defaulted to something weird? maybe key ring filled it in from the host machine somehow o.o

worn kite
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You should be asked to set a mysql root password during the installation

steel fox
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like this to make a new account user cuckoo, pass cuckoo, right?
GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.* TO 'cuckoo'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY 'cuckoo';

worn kite
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that's something I'd have to google ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

steel fox
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(dw its on an isolated vm, running as localhost) xd

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god this is such a painful install

cerulean basin
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installing what? mysql?

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if so, I felt the same way when I installed oracle db

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took me a second try to get it right

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i dont even remember what I fucked up

bleak lintel
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postgres is much nicer

cerulean basin
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only installed oracle cause I took a class on it

steel fox
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nah @cerulean basin , cuckoo.

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on day 3 of it

cerulean basin
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what is that

steel fox
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malware sandbox

bleak lintel
steel fox
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pass it executables and it returns like api calls they make and other stuff

bleak lintel
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that's quite interesting

steel fox
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its pretty cool

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but its a giantic pain in the ASS

bleak lintel
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does it look at syscalls or something

steel fox
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honestly im not 100%

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i just know it returns the windows api calls and stuff

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but idk to what detail

bleak lintel
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well that is pretty cool

steel fox
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Yeah its neat

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haven't had a chance to play with it really

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boss just told me - hey we're doing malware analysis install this

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so ive been working on juggling vms to install it

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as linus intended linux to be run

slender ocean
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is that a vm within a vm

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wouldnt it be easier to just make 2 windows vms under kde?

steel fox
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yes it is

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not for this use

slender ocean
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why

steel fox
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I need the second VM inside the first to run the executables i'm monitoring

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and the first is made to make restoring from snapshots and stuff super easy

slender ocean
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not using gruvbox

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LOOL

wild yarrow
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not using hlwm

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see i can do it too

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๐Ÿคฆ lmao

steel fox
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its 2018 who uses vim anymore, we have ides

wild yarrow
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right?

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vscode is cool, so is pycharm :D

slender ocean
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gruvbox isnt vim

wild yarrow
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really?

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i never knew

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it's almost as if vim and gruvbox aren't the same lmao

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๐Ÿคฆ

slender ocean
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also herbalshit sucks

wild yarrow
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lmao

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well there's no accounting for taste

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hahaha

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๐Ÿคฆ

steel fox
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theres only accounting for bad taste, which is not using PyCharm

wild yarrow
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agreed Clay

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oh i got some gilded lotuses in packs

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:D

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so my aether paradox deck is super memes now

slender ocean
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hlwm crashes upon opening many programs which use gpu

steel fox
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noice

wild yarrow
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really?

slender ocean
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atleast for me

wild yarrow
steel fox
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honestly this nested VM runs really really well

wild yarrow
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sounds like a personal problem

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lmao

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i've never heard of that from anyone lel

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๐Ÿคฆ

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nice Clay :D

slender ocean
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well herbalshit works but hlwm does not

steel fox
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(and its even kind of triple nested because my ubuntu machine is a VM also through ESXi or something)

slender ocean
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so its very likely not a personal problem

wild yarrow
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impressive clay

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yeah

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it is

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i've know many people who use it without issues

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you're just inept

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lmao

steel fox
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using python 2.7.19 ๐Ÿ‘Œ

wild yarrow
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LEL

slender ocean
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i doubt you know anyone with the same hardware as me

wild yarrow
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and?

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why do i care dude?

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you seem upset

slender ocean
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why do you keep typing then LMAO

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if you dont care then stop talking

wild yarrow
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๐Ÿ‘

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but you're butthurt by my mention

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๐Ÿคท

slender ocean
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because having issues with a hlwm which is a fork of hsvm makes me butthurt

wild yarrow
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sounds like a personal problem

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๐Ÿคท

slender ocean
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probably not, but either way why do you keep responding it seems like you do really care LMAO

wild yarrow
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haha

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lmao

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๐Ÿคฆ

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wew lad

slender ocean
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you know just dont reply

wild yarrow
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i'm butthurt but you're totally upset

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nice try

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hahahahahahahhaha

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WOW

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wew

slender ocean
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im not responding to you anymore

wild yarrow
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oh ok

slender ocean
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too much attention for one day

wild yarrow
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i'll not reply daddy

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lel

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hahahahahahahaha

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you're a riot kiddo

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๐Ÿ˜‚

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i'm not responding to you anymore

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FUCKIN REKT

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<3

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hastag triggered

bleak lintel
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hello yes

wild yarrow
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hey joph

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what's up

steel fox
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Hello

bleak lintel
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hey gwyn

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nothing much is up

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how are you this fine evening?

wild yarrow
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i'm doing pretty good

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just sittin around on the internet

bleak lintel
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me_irl

wild yarrow
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c:

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i think i drank too much coffee o.o

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oh boy

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today is going to be fun

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:D

steel fox
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Do you ever not just sit around on the Internet?

wild yarrow
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touche :P

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i think i might finally sit down and make my cards against humanity plugin for my discord bot

tired osprey
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no youre sitting on the internet not your computer

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stay with us

wild yarrow
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i'll be here, i gotta be on discord to do testing

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:D

tired osprey
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so youre sitting on two places at the same time ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

wild yarrow
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yes

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i cloned myself

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in the digital world

steel fox
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Open box 4k monitor for $283. Hmm

wild yarrow
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O.O

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that is a tenuous but potentially amazing proposition

steel fox
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Kinda wanna hit em with a $200 low ball because I know they wanna move it

wild yarrow
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hmm

steel fox
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Because Best Buy hates having open box stuff on the shelves

wild yarrow
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that's def true

bleak lintel
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cards against humanity in a discord bot

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wew

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that would be impressive

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how would you handle the secrecy element of the game though?

meager slate
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you dont

steel fox
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Pm

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Would be the best I guess

bleak lintel
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hmmyes

steel fox
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Just PM a hand and have users play cards from message

wild yarrow
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@bleak lintel the bot will use pms to tell people their cards and for them to issue their choices

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lel i am late

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what Clay said

bleak lintel
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hahayes

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that's cool though

wild yarrow
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c:

bleak lintel
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if you make it smack me an invite so I can try it out

wild yarrow
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will do :D

steel fox
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Same

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But with Joseph well have to play the G rated version due to his age

wild yarrow
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:P

steel fox
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Just added the new drive to my computer. Good news - the solid state is also no longer sitting next to the psu. Bad news - itโ€™s not hanging helplessly like a victim in spiderman

wild yarrow
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so i have basic player and game joining, leaving, and starting, as well as basics like deck drawing, automatic reshuffling

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game states and their transitions are next

steel fox
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ay

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i was actually writing a web app for this haha

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I have the cards cropped if you want them

wild yarrow
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oh

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mb

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i was just going to do it as text

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but i might :D

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also thanks :D

steel fox
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i just downloaded the PDF of them and sliced it with PIL

wild yarrow
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๐Ÿ‘Œ

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i'm trying to make a thud / fling deck lmao

steel fox
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๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ dominaria drafts

wild yarrow
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ooh

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i love dominaria

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that sounds awesome :D

steel fox
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yeah its pretty fun

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WBR heroic ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ

wild yarrow
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it finally happened

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threw a huge monster at someone's face with thud

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lmao

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๐Ÿ˜‚

tame pier
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What are y'all working on

steel fox
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shes making cards against humanity

tame pier
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Oh cool

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As a bot?

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Used to play CAH on there a 2 years back with another discord server

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Looks like it's gotten way fancier since then damn

steel fox
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how make AI in HTML

rain spindle
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Higher Google to do it

steel fox
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no i would like make AI in HTML

ebon quarry
rough sapphire
slender ocean
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pastebin person

rough sapphire
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hi

meager slate
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Why do you post screenshots of yourself saying weird shit

bleak lintel
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^

granite lake
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๐Ÿ˜‚

rough sapphire
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ecks dee

zinc juniper
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console.log("This will make the Console log this. (JS)")```

```Py
print("This is the same but in Py.")```
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Witch is better?

rough sapphire
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@meager slate @bleak lintel Why not

bleak lintel
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@rough sapphire no context behind it and half the things don't make sense lol

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@zinc juniper python pretty

glass gorge
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But What about Php?

rough sapphire
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Why not post me saying weird things that make no sense with no context

meager slate
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because its dumb

rough sapphire
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@zinc juniper

namespace app
{
    class Program
    {    
        static void Main()
        {
            System.Console.Writeline("Same but in C#");
        }
    }
}
slender ocean
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once you expand it a c# app is easier to read

rough sapphire
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how is that easier than py print()

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I mean, you first focus your sight on the System.Console.Writeline

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but shortest is py

slender ocean
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print tells me its gonna output something while system.console.writeline tells me its writing something to the console using System

rough sapphire
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which is literally the same?

slender ocean
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System.Console.Writeline is more descriptive

rough sapphire
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It should be:

milkyway.solarsystem.earth.programminglanguage.c#.System.Console.Writeline.pleaseupdatewindows()```
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That's more descriptive.

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Therefore better.

slender ocean
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that is a bad example because we obviously are on earth in the milkyway but its not common knowledge that console.writeline uses system

rough sapphire
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Whatever makes your Pierogis cook faster

slender ocean
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im already eating them so need to cook

rough sapphire
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import sys
sys.stdout.write(' '.join(__builtins__.str(obj) for obj in ("this is more descriptive so it's better",)) + "\n")```
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print() just tells you that you're printing something, that tells you that it's converting all of its inputs to strings, joining them with spaces, adding a newline, and then writing it to stdout

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@slender ocean That is more descriptive

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way more descriptive

slender ocean
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look annoying to write but it works i guess

rough sapphire
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we should submit a pep

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If you want it to be really descriptive

slender ocean
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(lambda __g: [(sys.stdout.write((' '.join((lambda __l, __iter: (builtins.str(__l['obj']) for __l['obj'] in __iter))({}, ("this is more descriptive so it's better",))) + '\n')), None)[1] for __g['sys'] in [(import('sys', __g, __g))]][0])(globals())

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"""""(lambda __g: [(sys.stdout.write((' '.join((lambda __l, __iter: (builtins.str(__l['obj']) for __l['obj'] in __iter))({}, ("this is more descriptive so it's better",))) + '\n')), None)[1] for __g['sys'] in [(import('sys', __g, __g))]][0])(globals())"""""

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k idk how to post code

rough sapphire
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!t g codebloick

royal lakeBOT
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Tag not found.

codebloick is an unknown tag name. Please check the spelling and try again.

rough sapphire
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!t g codeblock

royal lakeBOT
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codeblock

Discord has support for Markdown, which allows you to post code with full syntax highlighting. Please use these whenever you paste code, as this helps improve the legibility and makes it easier for us to help you.

To do this, use the following method:

```python
print("Hello world!")
```

This will result in the following:

print("Hello world!")
slender ocean
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(lambda __g: [(sys.stdout.write((' '.join((lambda __l, __iter: (__builtins__.str(__l['obj']) for __l['obj'] in __iter))({}, ("this is more descriptive so it's better",))) + '\n')), None)[1] for __g['sys'] in [(__import__('sys', __g, __g))]][0])(globals())

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thats the most descriptive

rough sapphire
slender ocean
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but it still is python

rough sapphire
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it is python, but barely

slender ocean
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how

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its just very messy

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dosent make it any less python

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why does the do the help channels start at 0

zinc sail
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is that a serious question?

slender ocean
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yes

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arrays start at 0

zinc sail
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Where does Python indexing start

slender ocean
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human lists should start at 1

zinc sail
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So no, you weren't serious

bleak lintel
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python indexing starts at 0

slender ocean
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this is a chat server not a python script

zinc sail
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๐Ÿ™„

bleak lintel
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It was a suggestion from a member, which was then voted on internally, and we decided that we are allowed to have some fun so we made it 0 indexed

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who cares if we are not a python script

slender ocean
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yes

zinc sail
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No fun allowed

rough sapphire
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@glass gorge I will see "Playin Visual Studio Code" Under your name you seem to like this game a lot

glass gorge
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Has been "learning php" the last 2 or so hours

bleak lintel
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cute kitty kat :3

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my cat has been sleeping on our outdoor table all day

inland drift
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this is truly OT, but does anyone know (or know how to find) the typical rebate a bank pays a vendor for a branded credit card?

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e.g. how much does Chase pay Marriott to issue a CC?

steel fox
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This?

inland drift
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sort of

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this is what the processors take

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I guess maybe I don't understand the financials surrounding how a brand and a bank decide to issue a card

steel fox
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I tried googling more and it looks like nabu fees are it

inland drift
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Thanks

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I recently read an article that said Marriott could negotiate a better deal with Chase since they are acquiring all of of the SPG members with the Sheraton merger

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So I was curious how Marriott (or any brand) makes money from having their own credit card, other than presumed increased loyalty

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The tldr is that I want to find out how much per dollar that I spend on my Marriott CC that Marriott actually receives and offer them that value for Preferred status (instead of spending ~$500k)

wild yarrow
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tfw i don't get random credit cards

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because there's no such thing as a free lunch

steel fox
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There is in school

wild yarrow
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?

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nah, you pay for lunch even in like kindergarten

steel fox
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not if ur low income

wild yarrow
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really?

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fascinating

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i had 0 income for years when i was in school.... i should have figured that out

steel fox
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school meaning like

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not college

wild yarrow
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OH

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welp

steel fox
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yeet

wild yarrow
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i have a couple copies of lich's mastery..... i must construct something worthy of such a dubious card

steel fox
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noice

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might do some more dominaria drafts

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hmm

wild yarrow
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dominaria drafts are โค

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draft is the best format for actual play imo

steel fox
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agreed

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idk wtf tthe archetypes are tho

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got UR wizards again

glass gorge
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๐Ÿ chat

wild yarrow
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so i'm going to try a "storm" style deck with lich's master + paradox engine + aetherflux resevoir

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mastery^

steel fox
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wtf this deck is absurd

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i got 3 of the 2/1s that give additional ETB effects

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and the 4 mana wizard mythic for +1/+1

wild yarrow
steel fox
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I actually made an aetherflux deck as soon as the card was spilled

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Spoiled

wild yarrow
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๐Ÿ‘Œ

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i approve

glass gorge
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that almost makes sense

solar zealot
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I love MTG

rough sapphire
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๐Ÿ

cosmic quiver
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What goes here and why

glass gorge
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I wanted to say yellow triangle, but then i noticed the green square

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Which trew my ideology off, so no idea about color tbh

worn kite
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green triangle

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only one instance of each shape and color per row and column

granite lake
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I would say an X

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Thinking PlayStation

worn kite
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What if it's a trick question and the answer is actually โ”

granite lake
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๐Ÿค”

cosmic quiver
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The top row and middle column wouldn't have green

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But I guess it'd work

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Someone also said green triangle for symmetry reasons with the diagonal axis

proper dune
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@ionic jolt

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Here

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My desktop too is i7 16GB

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But surface is 4GB

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Runs out of memory which slows everything down

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Closing chrome, discord and slack makes everything much better

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I try to have <10 tabs, only have slack open in the background (need it for work notifications)

granite lake
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WTH

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Discord and Chrome slows that down ?

worn kite
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I currently count 71 tabs, and I'm on vacation ๐Ÿ˜›

granite lake
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I don't open much tabs

proper dune
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My natural amount is like 30

ionic jolt
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I think I need to kill chrome

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But I lost love for firefox

proper dune
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I love chrome and hate edge but edge just doesn't have any slowdown

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Chrome is bloated af

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I still use Chrome because fuck edge and fuck Microsoft

#

But still

ionic jolt
#

It's awful trying to reinstall windows 10

#

So much candy crush garbage to uninstall

worn kite
#

Firefox as main, Chrome for JS-heavy stuff like browser games

proper dune
#

Oath, what the fuck is with candy crush, Minecraft, asphalt etc icons being there by default

worn kite
#

or also movies usually

proper dune
#

What the fuck Microsoft

#

That's not okay

#

I can handle it on a third party device made by a dodgy company like Lenovo

#

But not on a first party surface device

ionic jolt
#

There's no good way to auto scrub it all either

#

Even random laptops in the past don't come with this much crap

#

Its just a Windows 10 thing

proper dune
#

Never getting a computer without making sure it has good Linux support again

#

Next laptop will likely be either a ThinkPad, an XPS or a MacBook

#

Most likely XPS

ionic jolt
#

I just wish you could build a windows image the same way you can build a docker image

glass gorge
#

I am an avid user of enough tabs to where its barely readable whats on them

#

then i open a new window for more tabs

#

c:

ionic jolt
#

Imagine if building a docker image you had to say.
From Win10x64
Remove candy crush

#

Ive had good experiences with Lenovo Thinkpads but that's anecdotal

#

Sample size of three

proper dune
#

Windows for me is trash. The only thing that makes it bearable is WSL, native Neovim and chocolatey

ionic jolt
#

But my work computer is a T420 with 8GB of Ram and an SSD and it shits all over my SP4 even though its 6 or 7 years old

#

I don't know what neovim is

#

But heart chocolatey and WSL

#

I'm glad I don't have to use putty anymore. I hate putty.

proper dune
#

YES

#

OpenSSH by default

#

God bless

ionic jolt
#

I just open Debian and SSH pi@raspberrypi etc

proper dune
#

I just fucking wish Microsoft goes ahead with the windows as a service thing and their next windows version is just a Linux distro with Microsoft features

ionic jolt
#

Connection didn't work. Oh thats okay ill just recorrect it. Not open up Putty again and type everything in from scratch

proper dune
#

Or at least Unix like distro

ionic jolt
#

I can't stand Apple though

proper dune
#

Mac is fine imo

ionic jolt
#

I use it a little bit at work

#

It's just very poor value hardware and a anti hacker mentality

#

And HFS+ is woeful

proper dune
#

Hardware value is great because they're solid machines

#

At least the laptops

ionic jolt
#

They're really not

proper dune
#

Specs aren't the best

#

But build quality?

#

Fuck yes

ionic jolt
#

From my own experience and also speaking to repair techs

proper dune
#

At least pre-2015 ones

#

Build quality is irrespective of how much effort repair technicians think it is to open it up

ionic jolt
#

I think a Thinkpad would give a Macbook Pro a hard time

#

No not that

proper dune
#

They have a reputation for it for a reason

ionic jolt
#

Marketing in a lot of ways directly and indirectly

proper dune
#

New ThinkPads aren't v great build wise

ionic jolt
#

I haven't used the new ones

proper dune
#

Old ones were tough machines though

#

But they're so old now

ionic jolt
#

The new Macbook Pros are god awful though haha

proper dune
#

New MacBook is... Okay. Not as strong, keyboard is a bit weird

#

Still okay

ionic jolt
#

6 months ago I went to the mac store sns typed on 6 different laptops

#

And they all missed keystrokes

#

But I'm sure Apple would say "I'm typing wrong"

#

A lot of the things I hate about Apple are their attitude to trying to do things no one really wants. And making a lot of compromises in the process

#

Making things thinner for example....

meager slate
#

I love my macbook

#

And iPhone

ionic jolt
#

Yay my Macbook Pro is 1mm thinner. But now everything is glued in, you've thrown out the sodimm cartridge for soldered on RAM, the ssd is glued in, the battery is a weird shape and glued in, there's no room for any other ports so you have to carry around an array of dongles and your keyboard travel is so short that crap gets stuck in,

#

Maybe I'm bitter because I work in film and television and Apple has consistently given the big middle finger to this industry for five years

#

Ever tried to rack mount a Mac Pro trash can....

#

Or add in a PCIe peripheral card.

meager slate
#

Very bitter

slender ocean
#

macbooks suck

zinc sail
#

๐Ÿ™„

slender ocean
#

its the hard truth for apple fanboys

bleak lintel
#

I like MacBooks

zinc sail
#

My macbook doesn't suck

granite lake
#

I like Lenovo

zinc sail
#

There are also other things that don't suck

proper dune
#

Macbooks are fine

slender ocean
#

any 2015+ macbook sucks

zinc sail
#

serious question, how old are you?

bleak lintel
#

I have a 2011 one lol

#

at least I think it is 2011

granite lake
#

@slender ocean You like memes eh?

#

Your name tells

slender ocean
#

no i just have that as my name to trigger people

bleak lintel
#

I stand corrected, 2014 MacBook & 2011 iMac

granite lake
#

Agh

#

Now saying I have a sh*tposting partner

zinc sail
#

I upgraded to a 2015 after I accidentally ran over my 2012

slender ocean
#

anything above 2015 is crap

granite lake
#

Says a guy with a donkey profile pic

wraith reef
#

that's him when the tendies come out of the oven

zinc sail
#

Can you quantify "crap"?

slender ocean
#

bad compared to competition

granite lake
zinc sail
#

Compared...how?

granite lake
#

With ram and cpu

#

I guess

slender ocean
#

mostly the build

zinc sail
#

Memes don't count

slender ocean
#

keyboard, trackpad, etc

granite lake
#

Just get a laptop with 8kb ram and 15mb storage

slender ocean
#

i still use a ms dos era laptop daily

granite lake
#

NASA uses them stuff

bleak lintel
#

@granite lake no they don't

granite lake
bleak lintel
#

they probably used something like that for the Apollo missions

#

@slender ocean and you run Discord on it?

#

impressive

granite lake
#

Lol

wraith reef
#

where do i get a discord app for mah Amiga?

granite lake
#

Amiga ?

#

What's that

slender ocean
#

no i dont

#

obviously not

granite lake
#

Ms dos can run doom

#

The original one

wraith reef
#

@granite lake old computer

granite lake
#

What's the specs

wraith reef
#

dont recall, too long ago

wraith reef
#

get my keyboard off the screen!

granite lake
#

I like that red ball

slender ocean
#

thats likely not yours just the same model

bleak lintel
#

wow nice thinkpad

#

except why run windows on it

granite lake
#

It's very useful

slender ocean
#

thats a stock photo i found

wraith reef
#

it's mine and i want it back

granite lake
#

Especially when your mouse is too fast to handle

bleak lintel
#

make it a ThonkPad and run Linux

zinc sail
#

Other than the nubby mouse, not particularly

slender ocean
#

ela have you tried a macbook that was made after 2015?

bleak lintel
#

I have, they are nice

granite lake
#

I plan to install Kali and Ubuntu and emulate Android on my next laptop

slender ocean
#

i plan to install android on my laptop then run linux inside a vm which has a vm inside it running msdos

granite lake
#

Wait

#

Wth

#

How you doing that?

bleak lintel
#

jason I think that was probably a joke

granite lake
#

A VM inside a vm

bleak lintel
#

that isn't hard..

granite lake
bleak lintel
#

just install vm software in the vm?

granite lake
#

Yeah but das weird

bleak lintel
#

yes correct

zinc sail
#

Yes

proper dune
#

Relevant: my desktop is a quad boot of Windows 10, macOS, linux, and android

granite lake
#

You plan on having a server? @slender ocean

slender ocean
#

a server hosting what

granite lake
#

Idk

#

Just have one

slender ocean
#

i already have one

granite lake
#

@proper dune hackintosh ?

slender ocean
#

why would anyone WANT to use osx

granite lake
#

Bc mac os is private

proper dune
#

yep

bleak lintel
#

OS X is nice to use, is reasonably quick, comes with good software, has a great filesystem (APFS is very nice) and has many more benefits

slender ocean
#

so you would want to use osx because its officially only supported on apple products

bleak lintel
#

Oh also it is BSD-based

granite lake
#

Btw my motive of emulating Android will be for testing exploits

wraith reef
#

android is linux based and you know how that goes...

proper dune
#

It supports lots of first class software without being windows

bleak lintel
#

jason you'll end up getting infected my man

proper dune
#

Which is enough in my books

granite lake
#

Nah

#

Vm will protect me

slender ocean
#

osx is too toddlerised for me its like probably nothing will go wrong but if it does it becomes 500x harder to fix than windows or linux

meager slate
#

What

sand goblet
#

osx recovery tools are pretty great tbh

zinc sail
#

That's like the opposite of true

lone otter
#

I'd just like to interject for a moment.
What you're referring to as "BSD", is in fact an evolution of NeXTStep. The NeXTStep OS utilizes the Mach kernel developed by CMU. It was originally designed as a MicroKernel, but due to performance constraints, they eventually decided they needed to include the Unix portion of the API into the kernel itself and so a BSD-compatible "server" (originally intended to process requests for BSD-compatible kernel messages) was moved into the kernel, making it a Monolithic kernel. It may be BSD compatible in the programming API, but it is NOT BSD. The rest of the OS involved ObjectiveC (under arrangements between Stepstone and Richard Stallman of GNU/GCC) with a GUI based on a technology called "Display Postscript" ... sort of like an X Server, but with postscript commands. OS X changed Display Postscript to Display PDF, and increased the general hardware requirements 1000 fold (NeXT could run in 8-16MB, now you need GB). Due to the close marriage of GCC and Objective C and NeXT, your best bet at running XCode natively under Linux would be to do a port (if you can get ahold of the source - good luck) utilizing the GNUStep libraries. Originally designed for NextStep and then OpenStep compatibility, I've heard they are now more-or-less Cocoa compatible, but I've not played with any of it in almost 2 decades. Of course that only gets you as far as ObjC, not Swift, and I don't know if Apple is going to OpenSource it.

sand goblet
#

and if the worst does happen, you can just re-run the installer

#

and you won't lose any of your stuff

granite lake
#

I heard Google might replace Android with it's new OS, Fuschia

sand goblet
#

Fuschia was never really intended to replace android

#

It's one of those internal "for fun" projects their engineers do in their me-time

granite lake
#

@slender ocean that sound is flat now

sand goblet
#

Google employees have a couple hours a week where Google is like "OK, stop working on our stuff, work on your stuff for a bit"

proper dune
#

I love engineering companies for letting people have fun time

granite lake
#

Keke do you love me is the new jam

#

๐Ÿ’ƒ

meager slate
#

That shit is dumb

granite lake
#

No u

meager slate
#

With the cars

bleak lintel
#

Fuschia is looking awesome

slender ocean
#

i had a dream where my skin melted off and my teeth like fell out

proper dune
#

Fuchsia's main editor will be xi-powered meaning Rust powered

#

Which is cool

#

I looked at the zircon kernel's arhitecture

#

V cool, pass message-y based

#

I was going to replicate the kernel style in the one I'm making but Rust doesnt work with object-passy architecture

sand goblet
#

Oh boy

#

A thing rust isn't good at

#

:P

slender ocean
#

why not use c

granite lake
#

C is hard

proper dune
#

C doesnt scale well to large software

granite lake
#

C++ is good for OS dev

meager slate
#

๐Ÿค”

tired osprey
#

C is nice for os dev too

slender ocean
#

well its obviously good enough to be used for basically every modern os

tired osprey
#

leave c alone

granite lake
proper dune
#

C works okay for OS Dev while it's still a lot of low level. Kernel dev is usually fine

sand goblet
#

Rust is a lot newer than C, though

proper dune
#

Userspace becomes hard

sand goblet
#

There wasn't really anything worth replacing C with before that

meager slate
#

I doubt rust will replace C

proper dune
#

Rust is the only viable competitor to C and C++ in the space

#

Which is significant

slender ocean
#

this is true cancer

granite lake
#

Several people are typing

sand goblet
#

It probably still uses the Linux kernel.

meager slate
#

It does

proper dune
#

It does

meager slate
#

It says that

bleak lintel
#

Yeah

sand goblet
#

So then, nothing surprising here

tired osprey
#

its joseph

granite lake
#

Everything is linux

slender ocean
#

node is the primary runtime - no bash here

tired osprey
#

no it isnt

slender ocean
#

WHY

bleak lintel
#

It's just Linux bundled with Node

tired osprey
#

there is a lot of stuff

#

there is linux mac windoof bsd etc

slender ocean
#

they replaced bash with node

tired osprey
#

TEMPLE OS

slender ocean
#

YES

#

holy - c is best programming langauge

granite lake
#

Why use Linux kernel?

proper dune
tired osprey
#

because its gud

sand goblet
#

It's free and already exists

bleak lintel
#

TempleOS is considered to be a meme most of the time, but like, it is impressive that this guy wrote his own kernel

proper dune
#

Also its a good kernel

tired osprey
#

there is also this free wanna be windoof clone

#

what was the name again?

slender ocean
#

templeos isnt a meme its the only os that lets you communicate with God

meager slate
#

It might be impressive but the guy is a complete fruit loop

proper dune
#

Writing a kernel is easier than the userspace operating system facilities

#

Scheduling is the devil

sand goblet
#

I like how the redox screenshots are photos of machines running it

slender ocean
#

i watch all his streams

granite lake
#

Redox looks incomplete

slender ocean
#

templeos mini is only 2mb

proper dune
#

Redox is very incomplete

tired osprey
#

there are reduced linuxi (?) which are the same size

proper dune
#

But it's also a pure implementation with pretty much no reused parts

bleak lintel
#

Redox is pretty interesting

slender ocean
#

the plural for linux is just saying linux versions

tired osprey
#

no its not a version

#

its linux with lots of stuff taken away

sand goblet
#

They're *nixes

slender ocean
#

so its a version with lots of stuff taken away

tired osprey
#

yes they are all me

granite lake
#

I plan on making my own os aimed at contributing to cyber security

slender ocean
#

but why

#

why make an entire os for that

sand goblet
#

Kali 2

granite lake
#

The FBI will notice me

#

๐Ÿ˜€

tired osprey
#

i remember this site which talked about how they reduced linux kernel so much that they could fit linux + apache 2 into 7 mb

proper dune
#

Hint: you likely wont contribute anything but will learn a lot in the process

granite lake
#

@slender ocean because it will secure files and all that

proper dune
#

OSes are hard

granite lake
#

๐Ÿคท

tired osprey
#

but jason

slender ocean
#

veracrypt

tired osprey
#

there are user space programs which do that

#

for pretty much any popular os

granite lake
#

It will help banks and that stuff

slender ocean
#

your implementation will probably be worse than others already available

sand goblet
#

And some hardware stuff, like bitlocker

granite lake
#

Point out phishing etc...

tired osprey
#

no banks have sys admins which setup that stuff for them

sand goblet
#

Encrypted storage is a solved problem

slender ocean
#

most banks use secured bsd systems

proper dune
#

You underestimate what banks already do

granite lake
#

I think my local banks uses java apps

#

I onced stared at a screen

tired osprey
#

running on bsd

slender ocean
#

the end user app isnt as important as the back end

granite lake
#

The button looks like Java stuff

sand goblet
#

A lot of banks do use java

tired osprey
#

also java is very popular

#

its so portable and stuff

slender ocean
#

most banks use cobol

bleak lintel
#

Yeah, Java is very easy to distribute

sand goblet
#

Some banks with legacy software use cobol

#

But java is very popular

tired osprey
#

Even some special ID cards use java like bytecode

meager slate
#

FORTRAN

tired osprey
#

๐Ÿšช here is your door @meager slate

proper dune
#

Pretty much no bank has any problems with phishing due to a combination of:
Technical reasons
Staff training
Measures in place so that even if phishing is successful there ar so many steps to do something wrong that it's hard to get anything bad to happen

meager slate
#

@tired osprey no u

granite lake
#

I would like to know what kinda software my local bank uses

tired osprey
#

so many jasones

meager slate
#

I'm the best one

granite lake
#

No me

tired osprey
#

if i say jason 000 is the best one ill hurt jays feelings

slender ocean
#

my friend told me that rbc bank is trying to implement a system where 51% of their systems have to be compromised for hackers to do anything

meager slate
#

But if you don't you'll hurt mine

tired osprey
#

51 % percent compromised

granite lake
#

Best thing to secure a bank is to have no admin

tired osprey
#

that doesnt even make sense how do you measure "compromisedness"?

granite lake
#

If you wanna keep something secret you must also hide it from yourself

proper dune
#

sounds like someone caught the meme of

sand goblet
#

They've been playing too much hacknet

proper dune
#

B L O C K C H A I N

granite lake
#

^

slender ocean
#

yes its simillar to that

tired osprey
#

W E B S C A LE AND A I

slender ocean
#

it probably wont go anywhere

granite lake
#

Nobody is admin is the best security

tired osprey
#

no

proper dune
#

Does anyone else cloud AI big data in their blockchain?

meager slate
#

Everyone is admin is best security

tired osprey
#

there are still ways to elevate priveleges to admin permissions even if there is no admin

#

@proper dune yes me

granite lake
#

Not that way

slender ocean
#

jason nobody will use your os for security anytime in the next 20 years

granite lake
#

A software based something nix

#

Lol

meager slate
#

I'm not making an OS

slender ocean
#

jasonjay

tired osprey
#

not u

meager slate
#

:^)

tired osprey
#

you are jason the 2nd

#

wait

#

who came here first

#

sec

bleak lintel
#

no one with use jasons os for anything forever

granite lake
#

Be thou rebuked

#

People will use my OS

proper dune
#

jOSan

slender ocean
#

even if it was an amazing os nobody would use it anytime soon

tired osprey
granite lake
#

@proper dune lol

slender ocean
#

!user @slender ocean

royal lakeBOT
#
l33tmemer#2300

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meager slate
#

What's that infraction

proper dune
#

!user @proper dune

royal lakeBOT
#
Rags#0001

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Profile: @proper dune
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tired osprey
#

that sounds too javascript ish @proper dune

slender ocean
#

!usre <@&267628507062992896>s

tired osprey
#

that was a bad idea

proper dune
#

Dont ping the admins

bleak lintel
#

why the hell

meager slate
#

What the gas

granite lake
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

lone otter
#

Whomst

granite lake
#

Lul

#

Hey appy

tired osprey
#

who dares pinging the almighty

slender ocean
#

its whom'st

lone otter
#

P o n g e d

#

Hey Jason

meager slate
#

Hi

lone otter
#

Hi

tired osprey
#

jason the 2nd appy

#

jason the 2nd

bleak lintel
#

!tempmute @slender ocean 2h Pinging admin role in off-topic for no good reason

royal lakeBOT
#

:ok_hand: muted @slender ocean until Wed, 08 Aug 2018 17:07:05 GMT (Pinging admin role in off-topic for no good reason).

proper dune
#

Jason't

tired osprey
#

oof

granite lake
meager slate
#

Yesn't

bleak lintel
#

pinging the entire administration team is not cool or good.

tired osprey
#

so

granite lake
#

@ Admins

tired osprey
#

it might be cool

#

or it might be good

granite lake
#

๐Ÿ˜

tired osprey
#

or it might not be anything of both

#

so much possibilities

proper dune
#

u guys ping me with alerts every hour for someone saying cuckoo

lone otter
#

ssshhh

tired osprey
#

that was clay

meager slate
#

@proper dune rags just said cuckoo

bleak lintel
#

Rags, that was patched

granite lake
#

Discord needs to change their notification sound

bleak lintel
#

lol

granite lake
#

The sound goes like "Woo Woo"

tired osprey
#

@steel fox @proper dune doesnt like he was pinged because of cuckoo

granite lake
#

Lmao

proper dune
#

it doesnt work anymore just so you know

tired osprey
#

aw

granite lake
#

Well today is a good day so far. A bunch of people I like were active in OT

proper dune
#

I should probably sleep

tired osprey
#

no

#

i didnt sleep for

#

looks at watch

bleak lintel
#
audited 13683 packages in 58.894s
found 0 vulnerabilities

#

jesus christ

tired osprey
#

almost 48 hours

#

almost

bleak lintel
#

node.js what are you doing

proper dune
#

but i'm tired

tired osprey
#

fuck being tired

proper dune
#

i have signals and circuits homework to do in the morning and have to do some stuff for work and uni for a few hours and then have to prepare for hackathon that starts friday evening

tired osprey
#

do everything now

#

and sleep after

proper dune
#

no

#

watch me not do that

tired osprey
#

๐Ÿ™„

proper dune
#

good night people

#

๐Ÿ‘‹

bleak lintel
#

Night rags

proper dune
#

๐Ÿ›Œ ferrisSleepy

tired osprey
#

whats a ferris

#

channels.get("snekland").get("Rags").moveTo("bed")

granite lake
#

Hello Neighbor is a really nice game

#

The guy just scared me

#

Imagine playing it on vr

glass gorge
#

!user @glass gorge

royal lakeBOT
#
Floppy๐Ÿ’พ (Chibli#0001)

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glass gorge
#

Good boy ๐Ÿ˜‡

rough sapphire
granite lake
#

We need a role for off topic people

#

Make us feel special

rough sapphire
#

off topic people lulzs

granite lake
#

Btw thaat emote you just sent could be a loading icon for a meme app

#

๐Ÿ˜‚

#

Great idea I guess

rough sapphire
#

I agre

#

e

glass gorge
#

Maybe a thinking emoji in a cog instead thinkies

granite lake
#

infinity think

#

That one is nice

#

send it

rough sapphire
granite lake
#

lmao

pine kestrel
#

!user @pine kestrel

royal lakeBOT
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Haxified#0004

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Created: 3 months and 6 days ago
Profile: @pine kestrel
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Joined: 2 months and 8 days ago
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glass gorge
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Or a MonkaThink turning into COGGERS as it gets closer to finish

granite lake
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lol yes

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that too

glass gorge
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hmm

rough sapphire
granite lake
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Wth

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lol

glass gorge
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Pepes will one day rule the world

sonic trellis
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what's up

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๐Ÿ‘€

glass gorge
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OMEGAULTRAPOGGERS Peping

sonic trellis
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0oF

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yes Pep8-ing

glass gorge
sonic trellis
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xD

zinc sail
sonic trellis
granite lake
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Looks like :GwnanmiSataniaWa: got deleted

rough sapphire
granite lake
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was my fav emote

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

sonic trellis
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*meanwhile, I'm bored*

granite lake
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I miss it

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Hey matt

sonic trellis
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ayo

glass gorge
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Mayo

granite lake
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I hate boredom

sonic trellis
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should I try Atom lol

granite lake
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lol

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vim ftw

rough sapphire
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LOL

sonic trellis
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yos

granite lake
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you can try it yes

sonic trellis
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PyCharm FTW

glass gorge
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vsc GWcmeisterPeepoLove

sonic trellis
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but I'm bored

rough sapphire
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notepad

granite lake
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^

sonic trellis
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VS Code or Atom

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๐Ÿ‘€

glass gorge
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vsc

sonic trellis
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why

glass gorge
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I feel atom is trying too hard to be an ide

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(Without being one)

granite lake
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vsc runs on low end potato

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atom crashes

rough sapphire
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so does sublimetext3

sonic trellis
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0oF

glass gorge
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Sublime is alright as wel

granite lake
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if you have a potato I recommend vscode

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vscode is sexy

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I like the popout

sonic trellis
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and if I don't

granite lake
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It shows the JS icon on your javascript files

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just cute

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๐Ÿ˜

sonic trellis
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Atom is smexy

granite lake
sonic trellis
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๐Ÿ‘€

rough sapphire
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sublime text is faster than vsc.

sonic trellis
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yeah

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I've tried Sublime

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just the nag ware got a bit annoying

granite lake
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sublime is for high schoolers

rough sapphire
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potato friendly

granite lake
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vscode is for young legends