#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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knotty beacon
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What are you passing to the function to get it to cry?

rough sapphire
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Nothing

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The function is the problem

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Its type is void

steel fox
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Whelp. C is the devils language. I give up

rough sapphire
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term does not evaluate to a function taking 17 arguments```
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I now have 17, 18, 19, 20, 25, 64 and 258

sinful copper
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what is the actual code

knotty beacon
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Yeah, I'm interested now

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More fluent in C++, but still

rough sapphire
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    char* a;
    // 258
    ((void(*))a)();
    // 64
    ((void)a)();
    // 17 and a warning
    ((char)a)();
    // 18 and a warning
    ((short)a)();
    // 19 and a warning
    ((int)a)();
    // 20 and a warning
    ((long)a)();
    // 25
    ((long long)a)();
    // 16409
    (sizeof(int))();```
eternal merlin
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Some weird python code you have there

rough sapphire
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It's C

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Weird C code

eternal merlin
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Yeah I know CPython

rough sapphire
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It's not related to Python at all

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It's C

eternal merlin
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You mean python

rough sapphire
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I mean C

eternal merlin
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Python?

rough sapphire
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No

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C.

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It is a .c file

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CPython

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And I am compiling it with a C compiler

eternal merlin
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So a python executable

rough sapphire
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No

knotty beacon
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hahah

rough sapphire
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It is not python, it is C

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C

knotty beacon
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That was such a great thread to read aloud

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So Python

eternal merlin
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Python is also written in C which makes it python

rough sapphire
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you run it and it turns the python into Cpython

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@eternal merlin You are made of atoms so every atom is you.

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No.

eternal merlin
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Am I also python

rough sapphire
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Python is written in C so everything in C is python.

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^ rekt

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No.

knotty beacon
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Better analogy would be, "you are made of atoms, so this atom in you is you."

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Not all atoms

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Just all of the ones in him

rough sapphire
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This C is not in Python

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Or CPython

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It is not related to python

eternal merlin
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pypy?

rough sapphire
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so this is Python in CPython that makes some Python comes out ?

knotty beacon
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They're mostly fucking with you man

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By using semantics

rough sapphire
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@rough sapphire No.

knotty beacon
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and you keep biting on the bait

eternal merlin
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If it is not cpython

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It must be pypy

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Because ironpython sucks

rough sapphire
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@eternal merlin Not everything is python.

knotty beacon
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😅

rough sapphire
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you rewrote Cpython in python and then ran more python in that

eternal merlin
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Anaconda then?

rough sapphire
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Also now I got term does not evaluate to a function taking 16409 arguments

eternal merlin
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Don't really like that ipython stuff myself

bleak lintel
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Hey someone, how is your breaking of Google Driven Product NSJail going ™

eternal merlin
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I gave up 2 hours ago

steel fox
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Error have you tried running your code in 3.6? Looks like it might be python 3 code and not 2.7

rough sapphire
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It's c

knotty beacon
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😅 😅

eternal merlin
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Did you try to run it with 3.6 tho Error

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They are not always compatible as Clay said

steel fox
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I just ran it in 3.7 wrapped with cython and it worked fine. Idk what you mean

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Definitely didn’t work in. 2.7 interpreter

rough sapphire
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It's c

eternal merlin
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python

rough sapphire
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It's c<EOF>

eternal merlin
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\r python

rough sapphire
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It's c\n<EOF>

granite lake
steel fox
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Why are you writing c thoigh

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Abstraction is king

eternal merlin
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Anyone

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Wanna

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Play

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Don't Starve? :(

rough sapphire
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I'm not hungry, thx

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I'm not hungry, thx

granite lake
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@eternal merlin it has online mode?

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I have mobile version

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Don't think it has that

eternal merlin
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Yeah there is a don't starve together

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Don't know about mobile tho

granite lake
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Well can't play sorry

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😦

knotty beacon
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PS4/PC, didn't even know it had a mobile

old shuttle
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pastebin, ew

bleak lintel
steel fox
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Smart contract your code on the Etherium block chain

tame pier
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@steel fox cough

steel fox
tame pier
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Hmm

steel fox
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Just play one and I’ll probably be back by then

tame terrace
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well @tulip palm, the reason my left hand looks like something a child might have drawn is thanks to chernobyl

tulip palm
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ooh really?

tame terrace
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in 86 in chernobyl, a nuclear plant had a catastrophic meltdown, and hundreds died as a result of radiation sickness. especially firemen and service personell.

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and that radiation did not all stay in the ukraine.

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some of it spread to nearby countries, where it caused far more minor incidents

tulip palm
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yep

tame terrace
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one of which was that 1987 in scandinavia was a record year for birth defects.

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I am one of those lucky lottery winners

tulip palm
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ding ding we have a winner!

tame terrace
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my mom incorrectly constructed me to have a left hand that only had bones enough for 3 fingers, and no joints in any of the bones

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also, two of the fingers were stuck together

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so they cut off the boneless ones, and sliced apart the ones that were frogging together

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and I was left with something that was somewhat servicable

tulip palm
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hey, at least you also have a story to tell :D

tame terrace
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I tell everyone it was a motorcycle accident in the himalayas

tulip palm
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lmao why's that?

tame terrace
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"oh this hand? yeah dude you should see the other guy"

tulip palm
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haha

tame terrace
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no it's just fun to make up a new story every time

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I also love making people uncomfortable by pretending I'm really sensitive about it

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if you're super perceptive you may have picked up on the fact that I am not.

tulip palm
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that would be my worst nightmare don't do that to me ever

tame terrace
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like someone goes "hey dude can you give me a hand" and I'll respond "what the fuck. are you making fun of my handicap" and sit back and enjoy the look of absolute horror in their faces.

tulip palm
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lmao, that's lovely

bleak lintel
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I really want to see how you type

tame terrace
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I just smash it out

bleak lintel
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sounds cool and good

tame terrace
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basically I use two fingers on my left hand to cover the left side of the keyboard

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that hand needs to move a lot more

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and the right hand does what yours probably does.

tulip palm
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so is it rude to ask you to 👌 okhandbutflipped for us

rough sapphire
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When do you ask anyone to 👌 okhandbutflipped

tulip palm
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when don't you?

tired osprey
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when do you not do that?

wild yarrow
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lemon, you mean drive the mouse?

tired osprey
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i think he is referring to typing

wild yarrow
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oh

tame terrace
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@bleak lintel

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that's me typing "the internet is a very cool place to live"

bleak lintel
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damn

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that is awesome

tulip palm
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how fascinating

tired osprey
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q

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@wild yarrow see typing

tulip palm
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q

rough sapphire
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If both hands had a fight which would win

tired osprey
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yes

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alt gr + q = @

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on my layout

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no idea about yours

tulip palm
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lemon would still beat me in a left-handed arm wrestle

tame terrace
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normal alt + 2

tulip palm
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shift + '

tired osprey
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wtf

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we dont even have ' as a normal key

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' is shift + #

rough sapphire
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I have '

bleak lintel
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shift + '

tame terrace
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shift + ' is * here.

bleak lintel
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huh

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weird

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uk keyboard best keyboard

tired osprey
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here * is shift+ +

tulip palm
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i agree joph

tired osprey
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german keyboard best keyboard

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we have umlaute

bleak lintel
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thank juan

wild yarrow
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i like typing

bleak lintel
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i have the unlaut

tulip palm
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is a regular key

tired osprey
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yes

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it is

rough sapphire
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german layout LUL

tame terrace
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shouldn't be a key furious_lemon

tired osprey
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yes it should

rough sapphire
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it is though

tame terrace
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shift + 3 here

tired osprey
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its on of the key right next to enter

rough sapphire
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^

tired osprey
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shift + 3 is paragraph here

tulip palm
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^

tired osprey
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lol

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§

tulip palm
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we no

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ew

tired osprey
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shitft + 1 up to 0 is

rough sapphire
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We need # to be able to say #SwagYOLO

tired osprey
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! " § $ % & / ( ) =

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here

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the sharp ß is next to the 0

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and shift + ß = ?

tame terrace
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! " # ¤ % & / ( ) = ?

tired osprey
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lol

tame terrace
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but what the fuck is ¤ though

tired osprey
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whats the fourth thingy

tame terrace
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I've never used that

tired osprey
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yeah

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lets fkin google it

worn kite
tame terrace
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The currency sign (¤) is a character used to denote an unspecified currency. It is sometimes called scarab

tired osprey
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its the currency sign @tame terrace

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for all curencies

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nice

tame terrace
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that's terrible

tired osprey
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why

steel fox
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The currency sign (¤) is a character used to denote an unspecified currency. It is sometimes called scarab.[1] It is often[citation needed] used in place of a symbol that is not present in the font in use; for example, in place of the colón (₡). It can be described as a circle the size of a lowercase character with four short radiating arms at 45° (NE), 135° (SE), 225°, (SW) and 315° (NW). It is raised slightly above the baseline. It is represented in Unicode as U+00A4 ¤ CURRENCY SIGN (HTML ¤ · ¤ · Windows Alt+0164), \textcurrency in LaTeX.

tired osprey
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i cant type yuan on my keyboard

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as a sign

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or

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any other asian currency

worn kite
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¥

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Caps, Y, -

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All hail the Compose Key

tired osprey
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doesnt do stuff for me

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😦

rough sapphire
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same 😦

tired osprey
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byte commander is just a liar

rough sapphire
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Yuan

worn kite
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well, you have to set it up, obviously

tired osprey
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trying to make us jealous

worn kite
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it's not on by default

tired osprey
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dont let him @rough sapphire

worn kite
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☭ ♫ ♥

tired osprey
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anyone interested in the titration of wine here?

tulip palm
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YES

rough sapphire
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:D

tired osprey
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juan is apparently

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juan

worn kite
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wtf, Discord turns into an emoji

tulip palm
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no to nix

tired osprey
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😭

tulip palm
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lmao

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nah go on nix

tame terrace
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discord has a tendency to do that

rough sapphire
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@worn kite elegiggle

tired osprey
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would you like to titrate some wine for me

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its for my tomorrows chemistry exam

worn kite
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wtf why?

tired osprey
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well

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the acid in wine makes the taste

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if you have the ideal acid amount per liter you get the best taste

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so we did

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to find out that the wine we had is bascially shit

tulip palm
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☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

tired osprey
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because thats 3 g/L over the ideal wine

worn kite
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why not simply... try it?

tired osprey
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pft

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as if i would be allowed to drink wine

worn kite
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more fun than calculating, and also quicker 😛

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as if people your age would care

tired osprey
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did you know you can put acid on earth to find out how "belebt" it is

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i mean my teacher did the experiment

eternal merlin
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Did you know you can take acid and be the belebt

tired osprey
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also im not in a class with people my age as you know

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@eternal merlin no because belebt means something like live in it

worn kite
tired osprey
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jesus christ

eternal merlin
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You can be anything if you take acid dude

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You can even be a color

worn kite
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people a year older than you would care even less

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not that a year would make a huge diff anyway

tired osprey
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well they are 2-4 years older than me

worn kite
tired osprey
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but still the teacher is guiding us through the lesson

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so

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no wine

worn kite
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so sad

eternal merlin
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Why no wine

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I didn't get it

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It was in some sort of foreign language that website

tired osprey
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its called german

eternal merlin
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I'm guessing spanish

tired osprey
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because a german teacher would probably loose his job if it came out he gave wine to a german under 18 year old kid

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that site is german someone

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pretty german

eternal merlin
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So, spanish?

tired osprey
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no no

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it has an engineering degree

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its german

eternal merlin
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Oh russian

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I see

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Russian engineers are clearly the best

tired osprey
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germans have the best engineering degrees

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clearly

eternal merlin
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They print the degree in a nice paper you say

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Do they import the paper

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Or make it themselves?

tired osprey
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weeeeeeeeelll

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we do make some paper ourselves

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with good german machines

eternal merlin
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They should import it from Russia

tired osprey
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by good german engineers

eternal merlin
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Got it, Russia

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So that I made everyone go away again

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How are you all feeling tonight guys?

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omg everyone is in voice chat

tired osprey
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this is better

eternal merlin
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I can't even fucking mention #off-topic because there are 10 of them

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So sad

rough sapphire
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3*

eternal merlin
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That's what I wrote

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10

rough sapphire
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10 is 2

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if you want to be smart and write in binary

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ffs

eternal merlin
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I clearly am writing in mod 5

rough sapphire
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all hope is lost

wild yarrow
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like arrays?

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and lists

candid anvil
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Russian intellectuals and engineering especially are heavily influenced by Germans and the many that arrived to Russia to teach.

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pre ww1 ofc.

wild yarrow
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that came out of nowhere

candid anvil
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russian/german engineering talk like a few scrolls up

wild yarrow
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OH

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shit i've done that, discord doesn't auto scroll properly

proper dune
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german engineering is amazing

wild yarrow
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it is

eternal merlin
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So you also say

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Russia is better

ebon quarry
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🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

wild yarrow
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Sie Vaterland is 👌

eternal merlin
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Nice Russian, flags

proper dune
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german engineering and american engineering and soviet engineering

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g o o d s h i t

wild yarrow
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c:

candid anvil
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yep

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all three doing incredible stuff. Germans above the rest though, ww2 and prior only tho

wild yarrow
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Sie Vaterland is just the best

proper dune
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German Engineering is still pretty superior

wild yarrow
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^

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preach

candid anvil
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Today?

proper dune
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Yep

wild yarrow
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oh boy here we go

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🍿

candid anvil
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lol i won't argue

bleak lintel
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🍿

wild yarrow
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unwound about to get his ass kicked with facts 👌

bleak lintel
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lol

wild yarrow
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or not? disappointed son

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welp, better eat the popcorn anyway

bleak lintel
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hec yes

wild yarrow
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aw yeah :D

crisp sierra
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cool story @tame terrace, unironically

tame terrace
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huh?

crisp sierra
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do you use any freakin sweet assistive technology or do you just beat everything you use into submission

tame terrace
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what story did I tell

crisp sierra
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hand story

tame terrace
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oh

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haha, thanks I guess

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no I don't need shit, I type 100wpm and I play guitar, the hand works fine.

crisp sierra
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noice

tame terrace
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if it was super useless I might be a bit sad though. but I've dodged like all of the bullets other people with missing digits have to endure

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although I will say

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fuck the wiimote and the nunchuck

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majorly unfriendly to my setup

bleak lintel
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no mario kart? :(

tame terrace
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pro controller

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works like a charm.

frozen current
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Fuck the nunchuck

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Wiimote was lit

tame terrace
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but holding one controller in each hand? that's a bit of an antipattern for me.

frozen current
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Yes switch hello

tame terrace
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basically ruins a console

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yeah but I could play breath of the wild on the frankly excellent switch pro controller

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and mario odyssey too

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so that was fine

crisp sierra
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I play pit orchestra with a girl who has basically the same hand, she bows violin with that hand and frets with the other

tame terrace
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I fret with my gimp hand

frozen current
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Tbh I prefer the SNES design. I even got one with switch support

crisp sierra
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that's seriously impressive

tame terrace
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although I do have to hold the guitar in a weird way

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but it works tolerably well. I'll never shred paganinis caprices or anything

tame pier
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Nice tat 👍

robust sierra
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:(

sand goblet
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:)

bleak lintel
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sorry imran

robust sierra
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Silence

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Or I will Twitter meme you

bleak lintel
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you can't they locked my account

robust sierra
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I will unlock

tame terrace
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@rough sapphire stop doing that.

rough sapphire
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found this in old code

x = lambda z, y: z if z > y else y```
tame terrace
rough sapphire
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max()```
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💯

tame pier
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Comment: "ISTR (but can't find any references) that back in the day when running your firewall off read-only media to prevent exploitation was a thing, one neat trick was to turn off the panic-on-init config option, set up your firewall with iptables, then have all userspace exit, leaving only the kernel routing and firewalling packets with no attack surface at all."

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Genius

steel fox
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neat

tame pier
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Yeah

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That's hawt

steel fox
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REEEE

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fucking neighbors setting off fireworks at 1:40am

tame pier
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I just heard one a bit ago

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Go to sleep you uncivilized cretins

steel fox
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fuck u fight me

tame pier
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I was referring to firework fiends but I suppose it also applies to you

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👊 🥊

wild yarrow
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but you gotta blow up paper / carboard containing gunpowder for freedom

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because that makes sense

crisp sierra
rain spindle
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Yes

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Because that is a sin wave

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100%

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🤔

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It's got a undefined gradient at 3 places

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A sin curve can't ?

sinful copper
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@tame pier turning off panic-on-init seems gimmicky when you could just have init exec a program that does for(;;) pause(). The idea that a simple loop like that has an "attack surface" seems like voodoo infosec.

tame pier
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I think the idea is if there's nothing running in userspace, then the attack surface is limited to the kernels network stack and iptables. However, you have no way to effectively monitor or manage it without rebooting the host.

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But I also am not an expert or even terribly knowledgeable about unix/linux systems

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@sinful copper

knotty yew
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Looks more like 2 semi-circles than sin wave

rough sapphire
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ye lol

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2 semi-circles for sure

bleak lintel
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lol yeah

gentle moss
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spherical wave

rough sapphire
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would make a good tattoo

gentle moss
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it looks like someone just reinvented the pokeball so it pivots open

rough sapphire
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they need more balls in general in pokemon i think

gentle moss
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check out the fanart

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¬_¬

rough sapphire
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27 types in the core games

lilac glade
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"They need more Poke Balls"

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omegalul

humble scaffold
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27

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why

gentle moss
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prime number

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¬_¬

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yeah, i know.

lilac glade
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Each one serves a specific purpose.

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That's why

gentle moss
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i was hoping to make people think about if it was prime or not but then i thought "oh shit now i just look stupid" :(

lilac glade
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Don't ask about the area-specific balls

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I also don't see the GS Ball in that graphic.

gentle moss
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come on, give us a hint

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what are the special functions of the balls

lilac glade
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All of this is gonna come from memory btw

gentle moss
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i saw pokemon cards as a trend in school and didn't really do it

humble scaffold
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pokemon go is coming back though

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since you can now trade

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except is so slow to load

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weirdest thing happened to my phone earlier

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it was on the haptic buttons were illuminated the notif LED was on but the screen was black

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plugged it in and it came on even the battery was full

rough sapphire
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Pokemon go was good

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Local park had 8 pokestops

humble scaffold
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Redhat placement?

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should i?

lilac glade
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Poke - Basic Ball
Great - Better overall chance of catching
Ultra - More better overall chance of catching
Master - Catches without fail (except in Gens 1 + 2 (IIRC))
Safari - Usable only in Safari Zones
Level - Higher catch rate based on pokemon's level
Lure - Better when fishing
Moon - Better on Pokemon that evolve with a Moon Stone
Friend - No difference. Changes Friendship value to 150 IIRC on catch
Love - Better catch chance if enemy pokemon is the opposite gender of your pokemon
Heavy - Better on heavy pokemon
Fast - Better on faster pokemon
Sport - Bug Catching Contest ball (Gen2 only)
Premier - Basically a Poke Ball
Repeat - Better catch rate on pokemon you've already caught
Timer - Better catch rate when the battle lasts longer
Nest - Better on low-level Pokemon
Net - Better on Bug and Water types
Dive - Better on underwater (not fishing) pokemon, specifically when under the effects of Dive
Luxury - No catch rate changes, alters the rate of Friendship increases
Heal - No catch rate changes, heals pokemon on capture
Quick - Works better on the first turn of the battle
Dusk - Works better at night
Cherish - Event Ball only
Park - Only usable in Gen IV Pal park
Dream - Only usable in Gen V Dream Forest
Beast Ball - Catches Ultra Beasts better, worse than Poke Balls on non-Ultra Beasts.

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Jesus that took a bit.

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Let's go over what I missed.

gentle moss
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wow

rough sapphire
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Waow

gentle moss
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you put much more effort into that

rough sapphire
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++

gentle moss
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than i was really interested in

rough sapphire
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Respect

gentle moss
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yeah

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10/10

slate quail
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read "Cherish" as "Perish" for a sec and "Perish Ball" was about to be my favorite thing ever

rough sapphire
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This guy Pokes

lilac glade
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Level Balls work slightly differently than what I posted
The catch rate is increased as the difference between your higher-leveled Pokemon and the wild Pokemon

#

Friend Balls are slightly different as well, but it's only a numbers tweak.

#

150 > 200 Friendship.

gentle moss
#

hehehehe

lilac glade
#

Otherwise, everything is good.

gentle moss
#

Friend Balls

#

¬_¬

lilac glade
#

And, yes, I do play a ton of Pokemon.

humble scaffold
#

i love the balls your can rope together and push up your bum

#

you know thhe tyoe lucy?

gentle moss
#

I only watched the early cartoons as a kid

lilac glade
gentle moss
#

I never really got into the games or cards

lilac glade
#

The original series and all the games did it for me.

#

I'm actually working on collecting all of them.

#

However, I'm playing through them before I continue buying.

#

My only problem is the two Crystal Versions I've bought don't have working save batteries.

humble scaffold
#

refisio is actually a bigger nerd than anyone else

#

i swear

lilac glade
#

I've tried my hand at repairing them, but my attempts at replacing the batteries haven't been successful.

humble scaffold
#

i heard him orgasm over networks this morning

lilac glade
#

Sky and I were having fun setting up PFSense on his network last night.

#

It was fun.

gentle moss
#

Wooo!

#

pfSense!

#

It's my favourite shit

lilac glade
#

Yeah. He's a lucky dog because he's able to have a working setup without anyone killing him over it.

humble scaffold
#

if your replace your router and set the same password you will still have to authenticate again

lilac glade
#

My brother won't even let me run an ethernet cable 15 feet.

bleak lintel
#

pfSense is AWESOME

humble scaffold
#

btw

gentle moss
#

It was my choice over using Cisco kit for the business park i upgraded

lilac glade
#

Did you pay them?

gentle moss
#

Yeah, we got a Netgate device

lilac glade
#

No, PFSense.

humble scaffold
#

my parents let me run a 60 meter ethernet cable through the house

lilac glade
#

Did you get a licensed version?

gentle moss
#

My business uses an old Dell Poweredge as a pfSense router though

#

Yes

lilac glade
#

Sky and I were also talking about that last night.

#

Just figured I'd ask.

gentle moss
#

I got the book n shit

#

It's dope

#

SO dope

humble scaffold
#

pfsense vs openwrt ?

gentle moss
#

Plus they do Monthly webinars

#

pfsense

lilac glade
gentle moss
#

They publish the webinars on youtube now

#

1 year after gold members get it

#

their community is so helpful too

#

sometimes a bit snarky

#

but helpful

lilac glade
#

I don't mind snark if it means accomplishing my goal.

humble scaffold
#

so they are like the gentoo community?

gentle moss
#

nah

#

I'd say if you have the time to learn it

#

pfSense is probably a great investment of your time if you're into networking

humble scaffold
#

if you think about is windows is actually amazing how it updates and i only get 20% breaks everything chamce

#

chance

gentle moss
#

it's low resource and multi-application

#

You could just use it to create a DNS blackhole on your network

#

all the way up to huge scale failover routers

humble scaffold
#

i used to have python scripts to take down entire 1000 router networks in seconds :(

gentle moss
#

with an old as fuck Dell PowerEdge we can handle about 2 million packets a second

lilac glade
#

I honestly wish I could set up my own router right now
We're running off an old all-in-one from Verizon, which I've told my brother about, but he just doens't wanna do anything about it.

#

Sky is running his PFSense off an old HP Pavillion.

#

4 gbs DDR2 RAM

gentle moss
#

that's PLENTY enough

#

providing you're not doing any IDS or Squid shit

lilac glade
#

oh

#

he is

#

totally is running squid

gentle moss
#

depends how large a cache he's running

#

but yeah, 5-6+ year old servers make GREAT pfsense boxes

lilac glade
#

no

gentle moss
#

shit, even some old piece of crap core2duo desktop machine will do an okay job

lilac glade
#

not a server

#

just a computer

#

desktop machine

gentle moss
#

:D

lilac glade
#

from like 9 years ago lol

gentle moss
#

pfsense is so low spec

#

for home usage you really don't need much

#

for my company's box i'm working on doing a squid proxy for https traffic

#

which is going to be a weird one but eh, worth a shot

#

saves us a shitload of bandwidth when we're all downloading the same shit regularly

#

*squid-cache

lilac glade
#

^

#

Sky's gonna be using that a lot for his Steam library.

#

Good use of cacheing.

gentle moss
#

it's SUCH a shame we can't do it across the whole business park

#

due to not having control of client machines

bleak lintel
#

remember that time that the norweigans accidently cached their taxes site

#

and everyone saw that one guys account

gentle moss
#

lol

lilac glade
#

explain more

bleak lintel
#

I'm going to try find it

gentle moss
#

apparently it's a crash rather than cache

bleak lintel
#

yeah that is it

#

oh

gentle moss
#

CMON JOSEPPIE

#

KEEP UP

bleak lintel
#

"At 6:17 PM local time, every single user who tried to log in went right past the login screen, and found themselves logged in as Kenneth, a 36 year old man from Oslo"

#

@gentle moss "after the unfortunate Kenneth had logged in, his data was stored in a server cache and given out to all and sundry thereafter."

#

CMON BISKIE

#

KEEP UP

lilac glade
#

The issue only lasted for 15 minutes before the site was taken offline by Brønnøysundregisteret, the company that manages Altinn. Apparently the problem was caused by a freak coincidence, as Kenneth's login credentials were stored in the server's cache at the time of the crash. When Altinn came back up, everyone trying to access the system was automatically logged in as Kenneth.

ebon quarry
#

ouch

bleak lintel
#

login design 101

gentle moss
#

oooooooh

#

that sounds a bit dumb though

bleak lintel
#

There was also the time steam store started caching logged in user pages

gentle moss
#

why would a cache do that

bleak lintel
#

So you would see another users page

tulip palm
#

ooh do norwegians to that word merging thing that germans do? "Brønnøysundregisteret"

gentle moss
#

yes.

knotty beacon
#

I remember that during the steam sale

gentle moss
#

Oh man

#

VW electric car smashed pikes peak record

#

:O

#

that thing sounds insane

#

tops of ~150mph / 240kph

#

beat the last record by 15 seconds :O

worn kite
#

it sounds horrible

rough sapphire
#

Rip

gentle moss
#

having heard a bunch of different electric cars

#

that one sounds like a BEAST

#

but yeah, they don't sound like nice explosion cars

tame oyster
#

i saw a series of tutorials it was 11 videos long each video roughly 15 min long i did understand everything and did type in the code exactly how he showed and now i'm done its working but i cant recall any of the code and when i look at the code i know that i understand that but cant remember the code and if i dont remember the code i will forget it

#

and what will be purpose of me doing that if i cant recall anything in future

#

what should i do

wet crest
#

uhm

#

@rough sapphire

rough sapphire
#

uhm @wet crest

wet crest
#

wtf

ebon quarry
#

uhm @wet crest

rough sapphire
#

...?

ebon quarry
#

u ok

wet crest
#

??

#

what the hell

rough sapphire
#

!!

#

hell the what

wet crest
#

how tf do u have the same discrim

#

holy shit

rough sapphire
#

ask yourself that

wet crest
#

wdymm

ebon quarry
#

let's not impersonate people, @rough sapphire

rough sapphire
#

Im the real one tho

wet crest
#

no wtf

#

i am

rough sapphire
#

wow

bleak lintel
#

Stop that

ebon quarry
bleak lintel
#

Right now.

wet crest
#

😂 LMAO

#

EXPOSED

rough sapphire
#

we planned this but ok lol

#

wtf

bleak lintel
#

Not funny, just spam

ebon quarry
#

absolutely funny

rough sapphire
#

it was funny

bleak lintel
#

it was

ebon quarry
#

it's funny if you're 14

bleak lintel
#

not funny

#

lol yes

lilac glade
#

@rough sapphire The A+ is an entry-level Cert that focuses mainly on hardware and OS-level software tasks. It's honestly a waste if your friend has any experience in the field. Is your friend aiming for something further down the Tech tree?

candid anvil
#

👌

tame oyster
#

i see you guys know a lot of stuff right away do you remember it all ?

#

how much stuff do programmers have to remember

#

?

rough sapphire
#

you can always look things up

worn kite
#

most important thing to know is how to search the web and how to ask good questions on stack overflow

#

the rest builds up on that

rough sapphire
#

ye
I don't recommend stack overflow though

#

I just ask on reddit/discord

bleak lintel
#

I like stackoverflow

#

I just don't like the people on it

rough sapphire
#

I get better answers on discord mostly
cos it's interactive

bleak lintel
#

If I am doing something, I can normally just go get an answer from there

rough sapphire
#

or Freenode IRC

bleak lintel
#

but the comments are always like

#

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK THIS DUDE IS GONNA KILL HIS FILESYSTEM LMFAO HE LOADED A KERNEL MODULE WHICH WAS MADE BY A HACER LMFAOOOOOOOO

rough sapphire
#

hmm that sounds like me 😂

bleak lintel
#

yeah same

rough sapphire
#

👍

worn kite
rough sapphire
#

IDK what the numbers mean

worn kite
#

internet points

rough sapphire
#

nice

worn kite
#

I need some background music to listen to, please suggest things.

eternal merlin
#

In which port is the god damn site running

#

omg

#
        self.app.config["SERVER_NAME"] = os.environ.get("SERVER_NAME", "pythondiscord.local:8080")
#

Garry hep

tame oyster
#

for me discord is better then both stackoverflow and reddit

#

and also my questions aint that smart so i always find the answers on google understanding them is other matter

worn kite
#

Ugh.... so I just started Deezer's Flow and it suggested me "Call me master" 😳

eternal merlin
#

Why not add a god damn fucking print(f'the site is running at {url}{port}') or something like that

#

I'm gonna cry now

worn kite
#

8080 is the standard alternative http port...

#

so...

eternal merlin
#

Is the jam still going on

#

I thought it was 4-5 days

worn kite
#

no

#

ended last Sunday evening

#

currently the submissions are getting rated, I assume

eternal merlin
#

I see

worn kite
#

Dunno what I think of Metallica, I guess I find most of their stuff a bit boring

#

Currently listening to Volbeat - Fallen

bleak lintel
#

@eternal merlin if you enable logging it says something like that iirc

eternal merlin
#

how tho

worn kite
#

@tame terrace Deezer just put Beardfist - Hot into my Flow playlist, lol

#

♫ If you put a sausage in a bun, it is called a hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-dog ♫

knotty beacon
#

"most important thing to know is how to search the web and how to ask good questions on stack overflow"

Most important skill is knowing how to ask a question to get the desired answer.

#

It actually helps the way you think about problems if you're capable of doing that well.

#

(I'm agreeing with you and reiterating Byte lol)

worn kite
#

😛

#

Once you perfected that, you can do rubber duck debugging and answer yourself.

knotty beacon
#

I often fix my problem by the time I'm done typing it out into one of the help channels lol

#

The language of choice here is mostly C++/C#, so I have no one to bounce off of

#

Hence why I'm in here at work every day

tame terrace
#

@worn kite hahaha

#

deezer knows what's up.

worn kite
#

it was followed by Metallica, about which I talked just a minute before that

#

creepy

#

ugh, hopefully not

#

couldn't ever make friends with Jazz yet, even though I tried

#

Choice Millionaire ❤

sand goblet
#

@lilac glade ding

halcyon aurora
#

how my line of code is supposed to look like

result = str(eval(message))

how it ends up looking like

result = str)ohfuck

eternal merlin
#

wow

#

Turning eval(message) to )ohfuck takes talent

halcyon aurora
#

im mindblown as to how i did that

#

the ohfuck was what i typed by accident while i said it

#

bc i was talking to someone

#

then theres the reverse bracket

rough sapphire
halcyon aurora
#

i have autocomplete on, how

eternal merlin
#
end_result=end_result.translate(str.maketrans('()',')('))```
#

Fixed it for ya

halcyon aurora
#

what the flying fuck is that

#

are you inverting all of my brackets to look that way

eternal merlin
#

black magic

halcyon aurora
#

deargodno

#

whoops

ebon quarry
#

Dinoman, such tiny hands

lone otter
#

He couldn't even ride a bike

ebon quarry
#

He couldn't even dance

lone otter
#

With the girl that he liked

ebon quarry
#

He lived in tiny villages

lone otter
#

And prayed to tiny God

ebon quarry
#

He couldn't go to gameshow

lone otter
#

Cause he could not applaud

ebon quarry
#

Now since Dinoman eats all he can

lone otter
#

And everybody truly understands

ebon quarry
#

That meat-eater is a few-feeter

lone otter
#

Can't ride around in my two-seater

ebon quarry
#

We friends though, but no lie

lone otter
#

Can't high-five at goodbye

ebon quarry
#

If a dude give us trouble and dude want to fight us here comes dinoman and indie wanna light us

lone otter
#

HE'S GOT VIN DIESELITIS

ebon quarry
#

He ate lizards, turtles and eggs

bleak lintel
#

why

lone otter
#

He ate other dinosaur's legs

ebon quarry
#

Ate whatever he came across

bleak lintel
#

Do we have to do this

lone otter
#

His arms were too short to floss

ebon quarry
#

Dinoman way under the ground

lone otter
#

Could easily weigh 800 pounds

forest swan
#

It's gettin weeeiiirrddd

ebon quarry
#

then he makes a fuckton of noise

lone otter
#

As he destroooys the underground

ebon quarry
#

Dinoman it's all in their stares

lone otter
#

Dinoman is all in your head

bleak lintel
#

Can we stop please.

ebon quarry
bleak lintel
#

At this point y'all are just spamming

ebon quarry
#

We're collaborating

#

To achieve a greater goal 🙂

forest swan
#

Which is?

ebon quarry
#

Dinopreposterous

forest swan
#

Oh in that case do continue

lone otter
#

Okay, I understand that the Dinoman lyrics can be considered spam to some extent, I'd like to apologise for continuously singing Dinoman in the off-topic channel.

ebon quarry
#

LMFAO

#

I had to pause this song

#

That's a work of art

steel fox
#

Amazing.

bleak lintel
#

DINOPOILITICA

#

what

#

oh fuck you

tame terrace
#

jesus christ what happened here :D

#

hahaha @lone otter you're the king of memes

worn kite
#

Btw, last song I got in my Flow was from the Trump Admin...

#

you didn't hack my Deezer account, did you? lemonpeek

lilac glade
#

@sand goblet cookie

sand goblet
#

Works for me

lilac glade
#

Not for me

#

Just woke up

#

Eating something

#

Changong laumdry

celest olive
#

wait, is this the real off topic now?

tired osprey
#

all of htem

#

off topic scaled

celest olive
#

dammit I'm so confused

tired osprey
#

its web scale

celest olive
#

I can't flip between all of these

tired osprey
#

youll have to

celest olive
#
W E B S C A L E
E
B
S
C
A
L
E
cursive epoch
#

???

tired osprey
#

exactky

celest olive
#
W E B S C A L E
E B S C A L E W
B S C A L E W E
S C A L E W E B
C A L E W E B S
A L E W E B S C
L E W E B S C A
E W E B S C A L
rough sapphire
#

👍

celest olive
#

....my computer just told me that "a new device was installed and is ready to use"

#

i'm scared

tame terrace
#

oh hi drummeur

#

I liked your webscale cube

#

when are you gonna do the diceroll feature for our bot? :P

celest olive
#

aww fuck

#

i never got the env set up

#

i started work and got really busy

#
            W E B S C A L E  
          / E           / E  
        /   B         /   B  
      /     S       /     S  
    W E B S C A L E       C  
    E       A     E       A  
    B       L     B       L  
    S       E E B S C A L E  
    C     /       C     /    
    A   /         A   /      
    L /           L /        
    E E B S C A L E        ```
#

there's another webscale cube

#

it's not as good as others i've seen though

#

i'm trying to find the right generator....

tame terrace
#

oh my, that's wonderful

ebon quarry
#

for your next trick, make it 4D

celest olive
#

i....don't have that much effort.

#

I already had to change the code to stop it from yelling at me that it doesn't start and end with the same letter

#

You could just do 2 of them next to each other and connect the corresponding vertices

#

hmmmmmmmmmm

bleak lintel
#

That feels like something @tulip palm would do

celest olive
#

....this came up on my youtube suggestions. I think that says a lot about me.

tulip palm
#

@bleak lintel you're honestly not wrong.

bleak lintel
#

haha

celest olive
#

I haven't gotten through the video yet, but the problem I'm thinking about so far is the randomness

#

And you can't do like....if statements in regex

steel fox
#

pokemon isnt exactly random

tulip palm
#

in the CS exam we were asked something like what datatype 3.14 should be, and obviously the answer is float but my friend jokingly said boolean and that immediately made me think, and i got ideas.

steel fox
#

you can completely control the state of the game through manipulating time which acts like a seed

celest olive
#

Although, if you think of the memory, it is a finite amount of space...so it could be a DFA

rough sapphire
#

everything is a boolean cos binary can only be 1 or 0

steel fox
#

and steps

rough sapphire
#

😄

celest olive
#

@tulip palm just use C, where you can treat 0 as false and everything that isn't 0 as true!

tulip palm
#

lmao

celest olive
#

Except for error codes, where 0 means "no error happened, everything is normal"

#

To be fair, though, python does the same thing.

steel fox
#

3.14 is a hash map

#

it hashes to pi

#

makes perfect sense

celest olive
#

.......................................

tulip palm
#

what i was thinking was, if the hex representation of the float is (3.14 as 0x4048f5c3), why not make it store the bool bit at address 0x4048f5c3

#

that way you can use the pointer as the value of it

celest olive
#

that's kind of ish how numbers work in computers anyway.

#

like, word-sized ints (64 bit i.e.)

tulip palm
#

uhh wha

celest olive
#

You can dereference the address of the memory instead of the contents of the memory.

#

it's more complicated than i'm saying it is, but yeah.

steel fox
#

anyone on NA for some league of legends

candid anvil
#

dota is better

rough sapphire
#

dota is better

wild yarrow
#

mobas

#

good

#

top kek

eternal merlin
tame terrace
#

working dir is probably set to the wrong thing

#

or not set at all

eternal merlin
#

wat

#
with open("config-default.yml") as f:
#

It is like this

#

Yet in the clone it is not in the same dir

tame terrace
#

you're running it in pycharm

eternal merlin
#

Yeah

tame terrace
#

the run configuration has a working directory setting

#

go set it to the right folder

eternal merlin
#

Oh

#

Where do I do that again

tame terrace
#

Run -> Edit Configurations

#

choose your thing and change Working directory

#

to the project root

#

problem solved

eternal merlin
#

And this magically makes that open okay?

#

These are some black magics

tame terrace
#

not magically, no.

#

it's very logical

eternal merlin
#

But the open takes relative or full path

#

And it is not either of those

tame terrace
#

you're giving it a relative path - just the filename - so what should it be relative to?

eternal merlin
#

am i stupid

#

Relative to the file it is in

tame terrace
#

no.

#

it's relative to the cwd

#

the current working directory

eternal merlin
#

Hmmm

#

TIL

tame terrace
#

this is an important thing to understand because it's universally a problem for big projects.

eternal merlin
#

If this is all of it

#

I think I got it

tame terrace
#

if you're curious what your cwd is, you can use os.getcwd()

eternal merlin
#

So is it like

#

By default

#

It is the file I run?

tame terrace
#

by default pycharm does some fuck

#

so don't rely on defaults

#

just set it

#

every time

eternal merlin
#

Oh, I see

#

Welp thanks :D

tame terrace
#

working?

eternal merlin
#

No I didn't put my token apparently xD

#

Hold on

#

I'm getting a weird error but unrelated :D

#

So that part is okay I think :D

tame terrace
#

good

eternal merlin
#
KeyError: 'token'
#

The token is the actual token

#

lol

tame terrace
#

that was really on-topic for this channel

#

lets never do it again

eternal merlin
#

Okay :(

#

It's all josephs fault

tame terrace
#

I don't get secret help-channel points

bleak lintel
#

wait who ran bot staging

tame terrace
#

probably volcyy

ebon quarry
#

mhm

#

was testing something

#

did I break something 👁

rough sapphire
#

world explodes

eternal merlin
#

Okay I suck

#
NameError: name 'open' is not defined```
#

Or you suck

#

Idk

ebon quarry
#

Scroll up

#

That's a very misleading error caused by another error

#

I had the same

bleak lintel
#

I have that all the time

ebon quarry
#

scroll up the tracebacks

eternal merlin
#

There are so many

sand goblet
#

Hey @proper dune, the channel we named in your honor has rotated

proper dune
#

Ayy

#

Rust is good

#

Try rust, kids

rough sapphire
#

I'm learning C++ instead of Rust 😿

proper dune
#

Same I have to learn C++ for my field

#

Sad lyfe

eternal merlin
#

I'm monkey patching so many places just to run the bot omg

#
    building 'dulwich._objects' extension
    error: Microsoft Visual C++ 14.0 is required. Get it with "Microsoft Visual C++ Build Tools": http://landinghub.visualstudio.com/visual-cpp-build-tools```
#

Everything is closing on me omg help

tame terrace
#

are you actually using our pipfile to install the modules?

#

dulwich has a non-standard install source I think

eternal merlin
#

Failed to install 2 of them

#

So I tried to install it via pycharm

tame terrace
#

pipenv failed?

eternal merlin
#

Yeah

#

It is just pipenv sync right?

tame terrace
#

pipenv sync --dev but yeah I mean, it shouldn't have failed.

eternal merlin
#

It did :(

#

Lemme try --dev

#
Installing dependencies from Pipfile.lock (5b2d88)...
An error occurred while installing dulwich==0.19.2! Will try again.
An error occurred while installing python-levenshtein==0.12.0! Will try again.```
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Want me to go to a help channel? :D

tame terrace
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I can't help with this atm, but I plan to go through the bot install process soon and update our docs

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or.. write some. I think that wiki page is blank

eternal merlin
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lol

bleak lintel
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hey someone

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when the full error is printed (the one with traceback)

eternal merlin
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Hey there little British person

bleak lintel
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please never call me little british person again

eternal merlin
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Sorry medium british person

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.coffeescript

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lol

tame terrace
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ugh windows deving :(

eternal merlin
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sigh

tame terrace
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so much fuckier to troubleshoot

ivory tiger
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Hastebin parser was never good at figuring out what youre pasting

bleak lintel
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    creating build\lib.win-amd64-3.6\dulwich\tests\data\repos\ooo_merge.git
    cop
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what the fuck

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why does it cut off halfway

eternal merlin
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lol idk

bleak lintel
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did your computer have short term memory loss

eternal merlin
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lol

bleak lintel
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that seems like not a good thing

wild yarrow
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rip

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i'm super glad i joseph and veemoe reminded me of tmux because of screen and i went and set up tmux in WLS 👌

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so good

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i wish there was a good terminal multiplexer, or any at all, for powershell ;~;

bleak lintel
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I always used byobu before I decided terminal multiplexers were not the answer for endless uptime

wild yarrow
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mb i should write one....

ivory tiger
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Also i know a guy who uses rust for his discord bot

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Like 150mb in deps

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Lol

shadow dock
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what is rust?

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like the game rust?

wild yarrow
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they have their uses, but i don't use them for bot uptime; i use them to hold stuff like weechat sessions

eternal merlin
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Sooooooo

ivory tiger
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A programming language

eternal merlin
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You just gave up Joph?

shadow dock
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O'

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rip

wild yarrow
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rust is ❤

eternal merlin
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Why have you forsaken me

shadow dock
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blazingly fast 😄

ivory tiger
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Rust is meant to compile into hyperefficiency

shadow dock
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why wouldnt you use it

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lol jl

ivory tiger
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But lol 150mb in dependencies

bleak lintel
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@eternal merlin You are using Windows, I thought you were smart

eternal merlin
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I'm not tho

bleak lintel
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Things never work on Windows I'm afraid

wild yarrow
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if you solve every problem with a hammer..... or however that saying goes

shadow dock
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Windows is half decent for some things

wild yarrow
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the right tool for the correct job

eternal merlin