#starboard | Top.gg | Page 11

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 1:25 PM

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0Exe#9581

My server’s starboard

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Lumap#0001

saved

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 3:10 PM

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Speedy#1234

breaking news iawa decreased queue waiting time from 8 weeks to 1 week

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 3:43 PM

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Akagi-sama!#1030

i want to inhale a discord server and see how it tastes

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 4:03 PM

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SetItOnZygote#6969

YOOO 42069 MEMBERS

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 4:41 PM

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UserTCQ#0809

guys is there any library that can make my bot work without internet

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 6:26 PM

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Spooky Misly#8067

nom:

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 8:18 PM

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JeremyGamer13#7984

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 10:49 PM

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Logos King#0001

@foggy talon NzA5MjM4ODIxNzA2NzkzMDcx.X2cB8Q.5czd4vJnJMjcQp6O3oN-4zXKcBg here you go buddy

crude swiftBOT Oct 19, 2020, 11:36 PM

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AlexIsOK#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767477523540869142/767893088344997901/6i7rwx39AoFl_Xn0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Cyborg#4239

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682441433298239494/767192463391064085/airplane.mp4

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Petrifying Pasta#0001

make sure your bot reviewer application is online when we try to review it

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 3:56 AM

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bremea#8975

Someone help, we're all gonna die

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 4:13 AM

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AlexIsOK#0001

My bot now only gain about 3 servers per day or so
@dry wharf my bot gains an average of 0.034 servers a day

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AlexIsOK#0001

ok guys i broke the rules

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 6:30 AM

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Paimon#1234

This message has been sponsered by top.gg.

top.gg is an amazing website to find shitty bot or high quality bot or non functional bot.

Get free trial of premium membership at top.gg/coupon/hayper

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 6:52 AM

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code913#4130

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nom#7344

dm leak

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 7:48 AM

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null#8626

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 11:55 AM

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Eren#1000

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 2:18 PM

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ErensiBOT#4008

Happy Halloween!

As a thank you for your kindness, they give @worldly osprey one Oliy

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 3:27 PM

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iara#0001

proof u lob dese emots

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 4:14 PM

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envious#0999

me : I want veld
my parents: we have veld at home
veld at home:

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Eri#1000

guys this isnt among us this is discord

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 4:51 PM

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flazepe#8587

LOOOOOOL https://flazepe.became.gay/tiLGTlji-9.png

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mattthew#0001

the top of the server, @river loom

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 5:32 PM

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Hugo_#0001

@viscid eagle rate my abs

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 5:49 PM

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nom#7344

this one looks kinda sus tho😳

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Eren#1000

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 9:30 PM

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Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #34855]

User

Hamburger#9550 (@carmine oriole)

Moderator

shivaco#5823

Reason

Expired hamburger playing an imposter

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 9:58 PM

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Veld#0001

Who says topgg doesn't run on Google sheets?

crude swiftBOT Oct 20, 2020, 11:35 PM

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Veld#0001

debugging dbl is like playing minesweeper on a 10x10 area, with 99 bombs

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 4:44 AM

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Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #34853]

User

shivaco#3675 (@fleet tinsel)

Moderator

shivaco#5823

Reason

I am banning myself in sign of a protest regarding the enormous and horrendous review ETA.

Impersonating me, a top.gg moderator...

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 6:01 AM

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borboss#7877

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 9:14 AM

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XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

BAN

User: aaronn#7000 @primal grove Moderator: XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391 @plucky shuttle

Reason:
Telling a user to "kys", when I told them not to say stuff like that and follow rule 1, they said "i was just jk, you kys too"

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Sāya#0113

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 12:03 PM

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Brain#0001

Award for the world's weirdest bot prefixes goes to:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720584236628705371/768443437896433684/Screenshot_20201021-125834.jpg

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null#8626

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 12:34 PM

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code913#4130

I'm just gonna throw this link here so if Luca is drunk and this message gets starred for no fucking reason and the image is not shown people can click the link
||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837258768515083/768398622915166218/4j9uwv.jpg||

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 2:49 PM

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👑 DJ MON3IM 👑#9338

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 3:06 PM

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YxriDev#3160

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 4:02 PM

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[0xOxane] OiziZ#6333

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/611284040036646922/750124393811935322/258028aae3c61ab3347a6ab250254707a55af83cf676d302bbca0d4b1c842c3f_1.gif.gif

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 4:51 PM

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Eren#1000

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/618416987500052490/768501854421778432/unknown.png?width=1026&height=471

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 5:52 PM

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patek#0001

:HomieKiss1::HomieKiss2:

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 6:23 PM

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Kyoso#0001

Genshin Impact's Discord server just passed Minecraft in member count and is now the biggest server on Discord KEKW

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Xetera#0001

what a bunch of weebs

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 6:44 PM

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JPBBerry#0001

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 7:03 PM

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Eren#1000

dbl moment

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 7:31 PM

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✨ 390 | #announcements

Veld#0001

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Hope#1000

:hackerman: https://cdn.hopefuls.de/XwPs

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MPD#1111

lmfao we got baited

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14ROVI#0006

Lmfao

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bremea#8975

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AlexIsOK#0001

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Auger#8261

Monitor 1: Work
Monitor 2: DBL

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soda#0001

:starry:if you were in the target audience for consumer research, you would get a field for which you can put contact information.
if you weren't asked to provide such information, that means unfortunately, you weren't chosen.

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 8:38 PM

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Speedy#1234

every decision discord makes is shit and against everyone

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 9:05 PM

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Vibe#9713

what are dicord bots

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 10:11 PM

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nununoisy#4593

https://youtu.be/9S8eNZ4fw5I?t=3

Reviewers when your bot is offline

OH NO ANYWAY JEREMY CLARKSON TOP GEAR [Frdnsyh]

Buy dacia sandero :
https://www.dacia.co.uk/vehicles/sandero.html

Bad news:
https://youtu.be/6f9DBONJ3Go

https://youtu.be/QxJHJPCh65A

crude swiftBOT Oct 21, 2020, 11:36 PM

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bremea#8975

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 1:05 AM

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Moose#4200

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 1:39 AM

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webtax#9393

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 2:10 AM

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POOLED#9848

does anyone else get a feeling of power and authority when you're the third person to star a message

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 2:33 AM

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null#8626

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 3:56 AM

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Chitraksh Maheshwari#1513

F for the kid

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 7:04 AM

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Lumine#1033

imagine joining a bot list server to say you hate bots kekw

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 10:53 AM

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Cliv#1379

bruh

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 12:31 PM

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iara#0001

"i'm not a weeb"
also elian:

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 12:53 PM

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Cliv#1379

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 1:36 PM

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iara#0001

disocrd

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Krypton#7331

Pending friend request to iara :kekw:

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 2:34 PM

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Eren#1000

:bruh:

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 3:03 PM

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MisterBlob#8936

Can I get hell

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Xetera#0001

can confirm, am pokimane

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 3:48 PM

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eaic#2832

https://floral-brook-e641.easrng.workers.dev/

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 4:08 PM

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bremea#8975

The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache.

So often he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend -- sometimes even without a secure socket.

His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, "I hate commenting!"

Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits.

This resulted in a Syntax Error.

Now she demanded a massage but this was rejected as "Feature Creep."

He smacked her back-end and shouted, "Who's your parent node?!"

He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403.

While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer.

To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, "Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You're 1337, baby!"

This caused his stack to overflow and he shot his GUI on her interface.

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 4:47 PM

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code913#4130

nobody:
luca: completely ignores starring gud stuff but stars random shit

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✨ 41 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

ADN#6988 (@neat bramble)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

Bot states (on a error) that the dev will join the server with admin permissions shortly.
This is a heavy invasion of privacy. Furthermore, creating invites without the actual permission from the server mods is not allowed on Discord.

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 5:20 PM

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Luca#1375

[Kick | Case #34942]

Bot

Alice#9251 (@edgy sentinel)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

bot was deleted by @plush kiln and luca didn't kick?

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 6:19 PM

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✨ 64 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #34943]

User

awoo bot#9774 (@outer aurora)

Moderator

shivaco#5823

Reason

Spamming my DMs with the following message:

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 7:24 PM

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✨ 44 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #34945]

User

Faxonn#9999 (@frail spoke)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Pinging all pingable roles and then leaving the server... uhm ok?

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 8:39 PM

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Veld#0001

the real nom

crude swiftBOT Oct 22, 2020, 11:06 PM

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Vysion#3272

oh you're under 13? name every fortnite skin

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 12:38 AM

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Bae#1000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753013835593416747/768642728916418590/SHES_REAL_TO_MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.webm

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 4:27 AM

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✨ 39 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #34956]

User

KING GALAXY#5155 (@fallow steeple)

Moderator

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Reason

user was muted because they were nitro begging and spamming, then arguing with staff about how it wasnt against the rules. after muting, user dm'd me death threats

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 7:28 AM

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Roki_100#0230

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686689269296922682/768915442009243679/facebook_1603394121377_6725122376869044731.jpg

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 9:26 AM

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holasoyender#8934

is a bot that kicks users if it detects he is playing fortnite bruh

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 11:18 AM

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💫 26 | #development

shivaco#5823

Hello this isn't the channel for arguing

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 2:00 PM

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✨ 39 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Unban | Case #34941]

Bot

🌴Bali#0912 (@sage tartan)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

wrong button

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💫 13 | #development

Pmblue#1085

Yeah, but there are defs a lot of people that just drop it or harass actual devs instead of trying themselves. Which I personally think is pointless since they can either get the satisfaction of learning and understanding it themselves. Or i guess the satisfaction of copy pasting from Stack Over Flow. As long as they are not harassing support servers lmfao

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 3:07 PM

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shivaco#5823

um.. is this shiv or a fan of his..
@glacial herald idk who shiv is

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iara#0001

much big brain in my server

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Hugo_#0001

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Austin#6034

people do be like

"hErE Is mY BoT ToKeN, cAn yOu pLeAsE CoDe mE A BoT"

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Speedy#1234

starboard is such an unfunny mess now i want to cry

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 5:27 PM

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Luca#1375

[Bot deleted]

Bot

Noga#0678 (@alpine elk)

Moderator

iara#0001

Reason

Direct clone of Xerox + entire bot page is basically copied.

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 9:55 PM

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nom#7344

i think we should use this image instead of telling people to go to #memes-and-media , whos with me?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703620509287317584/769310180709892116/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Oct 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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Voltrex Master#0001

Shivaco and epic: the perfect representation of 2 magnets repelling each other

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 1:09 AM

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bremea#8975

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 5:45 AM

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alf#9999

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 6:11 AM

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i____7d#5755

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i____7d#5755

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 7:04 AM

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Roger#4803

when your bot pops off on top.gg but can't get verified due to suspicious bot growth

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 10:03 AM

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AlexIsOK#0001

i think this skeleton could really use the glass of milk for himself

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 3:15 PM

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A guy named Jens#2019

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391072390999834626/769315696038510592/IMG_20201016_154909_805.mp4

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 6:51 PM

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Veld#0001

Like my 40kb git repo will download any faster on 1gbps

crude swiftBOT Oct 24, 2020, 8:45 PM

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Elian#0213

https://legend.tax/

Tax Evasion

DBL Mod evading tax???

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 12:36 AM

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cry#2046

this should help

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 7:01 AM

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ErensiBOT#4008

Happy Halloween!

As a thank you for your kindness, they give @nimble sand one Oliy

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 9:52 AM

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This is MeGa#6388

How developers understand love

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 10:21 AM

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Timo Halofan#7092

If you continue this rude behavior Lumine I will be forced to give you the common prefix role!

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 11:09 AM

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14ROVI#0006

Minimodding about minimodding is still minimodding

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 1:55 PM

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A guy named Jens#2019

YO WHAT GAMING ON A FRIDGE

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 2:36 PM

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💫 25 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35000]

User

illuminate#0038 (@open oriole)

Moderator

Kyoso#0001

Reason

Selfbot (And pog case 35,000)

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 2:56 PM

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Spider EveryOS#8098

Why does everybody always say that starboard messages are not funny? They are funny.

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Veld#0001

devs are assholes because 99% of the time people waste their time by not consulting the proper pipelines first

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 5:14 PM

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Speedy#1234

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✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

this tbh

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 5:42 PM

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✨ 36 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

AykutBot#3257 (@rose skiff)

Moderator

TheReal#1781

Reason

Your bot was offline when we tried to review it. For that reason, we are unable to test it. Please get your bot online and re-apply. Also, please try and put something more about your bot in it's long description, rather than the lyrics to "All Star".

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 8:13 PM

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✨ 28 | #development

̶n̶e̶g̶l̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶✰🎃#1111

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 8:44 PM

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Elian#0213

Guys, guys, It doesnt matter what nom posts or says in general.

She is the meme and therefor is always breaking the rules when saying something

crude swiftBOT Oct 25, 2020, 10:22 PM

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💫 20 | #development

Toppat Kyrok#8282

WE are TRYING to help, BUT you dont have a BASIC UNDERSATANDING of js, and expect us to write the bot for you

IT WOULD BE EASIER for us TO JUST send a bot file for you

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 12:47 AM

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💫 31 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

DisCore#3286 (@mild sandal)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Your bot doesn't have any actual features/commands. Like... your help command is literally empty ...

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Elian#0213

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 1:40 AM

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💫 18 | #general

Lumine#1033

@acoustic kernel

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 1:59 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

CookieWeeb#5251

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💫 22 | #development

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 7:58 AM

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Vysion#3272

We joke, but this would result in everyone changing their avatar to a trans catgirl. May I also add that the current limitations of Virtual Reality (VR), both financially and physically, would prove this method to be infeasible as a replacement for the current education system. Money-wise, many students (assuming 6th grade or 12-13 years old and above) simply do not possess the necessary equipment to install VRChat. This is assuming that the Oculus Rift S, as of October 25th, costs $400, which a typical middle schooler would not have enough money to purchase. We must also consider the physical limitations of using VRChat as a virtual learning space. Students may have difficulty with navigating the virtual area, as you must realize that many students in today's society simply lack the knowledge to use more advanced technologies such as Virtual Reality. Furthermore, the liminal space that VR provides can prove difficult to some, as it projects a "second reality" into the ocular receptors of the human body, leaving the potential for severe injury or death. Even if students are technology-literate, the social space VRChat can prove toxic or inappropriate for children under 18 [See Appendix A]. As a result, I have shown that VRChat would not be a viable option in replacement to other solutions, such as Zoom and/or Discord.

Appendix A
VRChat's social features are not restricted to just a private room. Users can interact with others across the entire world, anonymously. This opens up a plethora of issues, not limited to inappropriate conversation, interaction and/or suggestion.

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 12:38 PM

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JPBBerry#0001

why does sitting in chairs make me wanna poop

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 1:27 PM

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Speedy#1234

🎉 Giveaway 🎉
Prize: sausage
React with 🎉 to participate

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 1:49 PM

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ROBLOXVAYS1234#3538

Robux sitesi????????

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ilh#0001

How can I activate my bot 24/7?

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✨ 28 | #general

Austin#6034

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 2:45 PM

#

✨ 39 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #35046]

User

ROBLOXVAYS1234#3538 (@twilit dagger)

Moderator

Petrifying Pasta#0001

Reason

congratulations, your mute has been selected for a complimentary upgrade to a ban! (later revised to ban, see case 35047)

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 5:34 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

Not Erwin#8753

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769153784793661500/770338799799762994/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 7:40 PM

#

✨ 35 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35047]

User

ROBLOXVAYS1234#3538 (@twilit dagger)

Moderator

Petrifying Pasta#0001

Reason

asking for free robux and sending potential malware links

crude swiftBOT Oct 26, 2020, 9:29 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

nom#7344

pasta im still down to fucking fight u

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 12:51 AM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

YxriDev#3160

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 6:56 AM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Constantin#4200

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 7:43 AM

#

💫 16 | #general

MrDragonBoi ඞ#7894

#

💫 15 | #general

Callum#7067

This is better

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 5:28 PM

#

💫 25 | #general

Skullbite (it's 4 now)#5245

great answer

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 8:19 PM

#

✨ 59 | #general-int

Oliy#0330

Can we make this starboard-ception?

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 9:13 PM

#

💫 21 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

Person: I'm a fortnite god
DBL: Using NASA technology to find who tf asked

crude swiftBOT Oct 27, 2020, 10:47 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

Discord having a conversation with bot developers:
"Oh hey, about to go bed,
But i see your devs bots are working and ruining our handlers, sorry to announce that we making intents and don't give a fuck! Apply or die, pass the ID and see you later in hell"

#

💫 15 | #general

Extreme#1000

Discord Developers: If we go to discord about our requests, surely they will fix it right?
Discord: Increases rate limits and makes us reapply for suspicious activity

#

🌟 8 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

Starboard: The space trash that's considered as "he did the funny" and random other shit

#

💫 13 | #general

Dice#2213

Discord developers: ya-da-dada-da da it is good day to be not dead
Discord: pow! You are dead

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 12:32 AM

#

✨ 29 | #general

nununoisy#4593

@molten laurel's keyboard

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 1:41 AM

#

🌟 9 | #general

Player17#8265

[GODS] 🔥XxX_4bs0luteGodG4merPlayzG4ming_XxX🔥

#

💫 13 | #general

Hindsight#2020

you're missing ╲⎝⧹This fucking shit⧸⎠╱

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 2:38 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Not Erwin#8753

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 9:40 AM

#

✨ 29 | #development

AVIDAN#0967

Do i need to have commands in my bot ?

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 1:55 PM

#

🌟 10 | #development

code913#0001

See that's why, I was first trying to find a mongoose expert.
@little frigate are you saying we suck

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 4:20 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

JPBBerry#0001

@polar remnant fix please

#

💫 21 | #general

Xetera#0001

https://dreamcatcher.xetera.dev/Handongs-Expensive-Freshwatereel.png

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 5:24 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

Lumine#1033

honest channel names

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 6:10 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

conqr#0001

What top.gg server channels look like to mods :lol:

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 6:32 PM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

bremea#8975

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/xD3xOPKl1NedM8jzmPP5FhzjugDf9OX1FPoOm2k-D8w/https/send-help.i-really-dont-want-to.live/f/wCZEaW.png

crude swiftBOT Oct 28, 2020, 9:28 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

nununoisy#4593

I will pay you $1000 for a blue hexagon next to your name

#

💫 13 | #general

Lumine#1033

Mentally commit to watching anime.
Research about the different genres.
Find lists of potential anime.
Read anime criticism.
Take notes.
Learn where Anime comes from.
Pick a non-Anime genre to start with.
Start with short Anime.
Start with a classic feature.
Check out series online to see if you enjoy one.
Embrace the subtitles.
Get past the first couple of episodes.
Appreciate the artwork and the style.
Get ready for the slowed down pace.
Decide what service you will use.
Determine between sub or dub.
Consider watching with a friend.
Determine the setting.
Narrow your selections.
Do your own research.
Talk to other Anime lovers.
Explore your online options.
Branch out and explore different styles.
damn watching anime is more complicated than I thought

#

✨ 30 | #general

Hindsight#2020

Process of being a badge hunter:

Make a bot
Add the bot to lists
Annoyingly push for the bot to be verified
Tries to advertise/spam/dm people to add bot
Reaches verification stage
Verifies and asks for all intents
Gets denied intents but verified
Realises after all these months, he won't get the badge
"DISCORD SUCKS MAN, IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Spam DMs of people to buy the badge
Gets banned
Deletes bot and account

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 1:54 AM

#

✨ 43 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35094]

User

Magical Catٴٴ#9771 (@bleak raptor)

Moderator

Speedy#1234

Reason

Using their bots to create invites and join servers without permission which is against Discord's Terms of Service, caught red handed by joining our secret private test server, was also banned from multiple other bot lists by doing this. (do you think it's a good idea to do this right after you find out DBL mods are the owners of that server and you've been banned from multiple bot lists for doing exactly this?)

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 6:03 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 12:39 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

Cheese#5574

sreggop

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Brain#0001

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 1:09 PM

#

💫 15 | #development

Tim#2373

mac bad

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 1:57 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Sora#4000

https://embeds.ga/e/W6WOdbzL

Xignotic

Hi! Xiggy Mays here with StinkyClean!
Are you tired of having your shit constantly smell like flowers? Well, look no more! With our patented StinkStain™ Technology, we'll have your shit stinking the smelly way in no time at all! What are you waiting for? Get StinkyClean today!

#

💫 27 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Rich Writes Login and Verify#8488 (@earnest blaze)

Moderator

Brain#0001

Reason

Not sure what rich writes is but this bot is broken, i cant test it because the first custom command i tried, 'loginlogin', gave an error and won't work:

Hello

Type your Rich Writes Username to continue then Type in Login Username to Add
then do !loginusername

Custom command error:

!loginTypeError [INVALID_TYPE]: Supplied roles is not an Role, Snowflake or Array or Collection of Roles or Snowflakes.```

How am i supposed to use this? What exactly is 'rich writes'?

#

💫 22 | #general

Lumap#0001

im friend requesting myself

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 2:46 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

CamTheHelpDesk#5701

#

💫 20 | #general

ホットアニメベイビー#6171

@frosty badge wdym
@obtuse root mods should never talk

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 5:56 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Oct 29, 2020, 11:42 PM

#

💫 18 | #development

Joe Biden#5858

O is a abbreviation for "Oh"you pronounce O and Oh the same way.

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

💫 14 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

You know it's epic when paimon is made in the food industry

#

💫 16 | #general

feet chan 🌈 ™#0001

@covert plover "no emergency food !" this whole server says you're accept it

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 1:47 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

`Moon-Chan!#9287

i will give him the double fist

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 2:07 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

0Exe#9581

m.content==                                                     '-lucaart')
{m.channel       .send(ascii).then                                (m => {  
m.author         .send(ascii).catch                                (e => { 
console          .log(ascii); m.                                   channel 
.send(          `${ascii}                                           ${ascii}`
)                }).finally                                             (_=>
             { console.log                                                (
`           ${ascii}\nluca big                                            `
            )})}); } else if   ( m.                                   content
           === '-dblsbestboy') { m.                                   channel  
          .send(ascii).catch(e =>                                  {console
         .log(ascii);})}  else if                                   (m.content
         === '-child') {m.channel                               .send(ascii
             .catch(_ => { console.                             log(ascii,ascii
                    )}))} else if                               (m.content 
                      ==='-ascii'                               ){m.channel
                                                                  .send(ascii
                                                                  + ascii)
                                                                      .then
(_                                                                      =>{
console.log(ascii)}                                                        )
.catch(_ =>{console                                                        
.log(ascii, ascii);
console.log('command run') })}})                                              ```

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 2:23 PM

#

💫 19 | #general

Keqing#1033

@signal current you just permanently muted Elian

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 7:11 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Gab3Offical#4471

How are you meant to do this-

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 8:35 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 9:19 PM

#

✨ 53 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Dank Memer#0494 (@glass sapphire)

Moderator

soda#0001

Reason

Your bot's long description consists solely of the Bee Movie script, and your short description was directly copied from Dank Memer. Please use these spaces to accurately describe what your bot does.

crude swiftBOT Oct 30, 2020, 10:42 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Kingschool9#9565

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 12:29 AM

#

💫 15 | #general

Petrifying Pasta#0001

i stole a street sign and it's sitting in my garage

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 1:19 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

hayper#0001

Warning : NSFW

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 7:11 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 7:53 AM

#

✨ 48 | #memes-and-media

Cwickks#0054

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 8:28 AM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 10:30 AM

#

✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

AlexIsOK#0001

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 1:18 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

ItsOkayBae#1172

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 4:31 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Crewmate Gaming#0200

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 7:04 PM

#

💫 17 | #auctions-general

Spooky Misly#8067

Dank memer games

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 9:49 PM

#

🌟 9 | #general

14ROVI#0006

the internet

crude swiftBOT Oct 31, 2020, 10:42 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Link#0069

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 1:03 AM

#

💫 13 | #general

Dylan123#7161

No problem I will learn it tomorrow and make a robot

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 1:55 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

TricolorHen061#1443

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 2:58 AM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Auger#1337

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 7:32 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

hayper#0001

@uncut gale @zinc arch https://youtu.be/J3KxcGOE2Zo

Distraction [Pandramodo]

Distracting
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pandramodo

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 9:30 AM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Carpal#1211

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 9:54 AM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

AlexIsOK#0001

#

💫 25 | #general

shivaco#5823

Oh you're a Nitro booster? Name all your CC credentials

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 10:43 AM

#

🌟 10 | #general

Aprixia#1033

epic: I am try my best to look cute today!
shivaco when you pulls up: hi Epic, oh my god you look ugly

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 11:18 AM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Magical Cat`ٴٴ`#9771

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/385837258768515083/762307962948550656/20201004_024122.png?width=394&height=394

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 11:43 AM

#

💫 24 | #general

Speedy#1234

starboard should be renamed to repost-starred-messages

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 1:22 PM

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Eren#1000

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Korabi20#7474

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752983872068780204/772373798673448960/image2.jpg

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 2:03 PM

#

💫 14 | #development

Hindsight#2020

That was pretty typical tyler behaviour, unfortunately.
Doesn't want to learn, copied their entire code, gets angry when called out on it and told to learn js.

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 2:37 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 3:02 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

nom#7344

im in bed rn😳

#

💫 20 | #general

Speedy#1234

i lost hope in starboard

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 6:49 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Sāya#0113

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 7:53 PM

#

✨ 46 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#1234

crude swiftBOT Nov 1, 2020, 10:09 PM

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

desktop.ini#9805

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 1:13 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Carpal#1211

Whole new definition to water cooling

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 5:29 AM

#

🌟 12 | #general

shivaco#5823

To fuck sounds like some rapper's name at this point

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

code913#0001

DBL be like:

if (user.weeb != true) {
  throw new Error("w u t")
}

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

BenRed#9972

This bench is triggering me

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 10:15 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

deorc#1111

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722549624698699837/771609077147107328/B_R_A_Z_I_L.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 2:03 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

ThatTonybo#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 3:50 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

a funny pun

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

No-one:
Me: Making another VM

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 5:06 PM

#

✨ 30 | #general

Elian#0213

Are you a programmer?

Be my coding slave for free!

sign here:

crude swiftBOT Nov 2, 2020, 6:55 PM

#

✨ 43 | #auctions-general

Eri#1000

thank you for pinging 25 users to say that your bot is offline

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 1:29 AM

#

💫 17 | #general

Nicole#5562

why sleep when i can review bots :uwuSnuggle:

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 8:56 AM

#

✨ 38 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35201]

User

Normal Sans#3727 (@formal silo)

Moderator

nom#7344

Reason

continuously asking for hentai in #general (????) after being told not to (wtf??)

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 9:33 AM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Grainger#5445

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 1:38 PM

#

💫 14 | #general

Moon Chan#9287

i swear im downloading this

#

💫 18 | #general

! 𝙰𝚃↫(^o^)✨#7216

@coral forge this is english only
@thorn kestrel
سبحان الله

#

💫 20 | #general

Player17#8265

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 2:30 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

Stargirl#2141

Best reply chain

#

💫 17 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

"Hey guys, today I'm gonna show you how to make a bot using the Xbox series X mini-fridge 100% real working 2020"

#

💫 15 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

"How to make your bot have literally little to no latency using the PlayStation 5 the router"

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 5:15 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

bean#8086

https://twitter.com/Sovereign_Beast/status/1323507679457906688?s=1

[Indecipherable Scrawlings (@Sovereign_Beast)]

Another hit from discord: https://t.co/Gnbal50Mcs

#

💫 14 | #general

webtax#9393

mee6 rn

#

💫 23 | #general

webtax#9393

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 5:56 PM

#

✨ 35 | #general

Duane_#0001

dbl.webhook.on('review', review => {
  if(review.reviewer && review.stars < 5) { const user = client.users.cache.get(review.reviewer.id); await client.blacklist(user); }
});```

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 7:22 PM

#

💫 14 | #general

code913#0001

Is there a bot that bots bots?
@spring tendon every single bot bots itself change my mind

#

💫 20 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

Message on general chat: exists
Everyone: that's going right on the starboard

#

💫 14 | #general

✪ I'm Sʞʎuǝxʇ (҂⌣̀_⌣́)#7181

hello!, what is #starboard is about??:3
@raw sundial lol I dont know how to write xD

crude swiftBOT Nov 3, 2020, 10:05 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Creeper55k#5000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716102461265281065/771851603577274378/image0.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 2:49 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

KuuHaKu#7337

what's going on here:

milso started to spam h
I issued "stop spamming" order given no mod was in this chat
A mod joins the chat
milso starts to spam again but slower
2 dudes say "stop spammin"
milso and affluent start fighting

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 3:13 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Timo Halofan#7092

I'm a massive simp :pog:

#

💫 13 | #general

Elian#0213

Im still confused if someone assuming im a girl by just looking at my legs is a compliment or not

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 3:49 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

#

💫 16 | #general

Affluent Avo#6099

lemme use php in top.gg main page

#

🌟 10 | #general

Milso#8188

how can I intergrate github with node vpm so I can hax China ppl :chungus:

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 4:46 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Asterki#9724

@jovial wadi

#

✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

dbl: we value bot devs' creativity
bot devs: https://i.imgur.com/S0tzo8u.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 5:13 PM

#

💫 30 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35227]

User

the black jesus#0978 (@vague nebula)

Moderator

Parmesan Linguine#0001

Reason

blessing #general and #general-int with ads

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 5:52 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Crewmate Gaming#0200

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

TacoPlaysDiscord#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 8:29 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

ホットアニメベイビー#6171

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-mods-mute-ban-kick-gif-18546458

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 9:50 PM

#

💫 23 | #development

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT Nov 4, 2020, 10:25 PM

#

✨ 41 | #memes-and-media

conqr#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 12:55 AM

#

💫 24 | #305715157773058058

🎀 QuantumCat 🎀#2107

fv: "haha why would dbl test in prod that's so irresponsible"

every dev in this chat:

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

✨ 30 | #general

CallMeGray#0621

$5 to verify my bot early?

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 6:26 AM

#

✨ 56 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 4:06 PM

#

💫 25 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35240]

User

Kurumi tokisaki#0001 (@fading lava)

Moderator

Xignotic#0001

Reason

Sending NSFW emojis to people in DM's and telling people within the server that they will send them "thigh pics". Furthermore they were boasting about their NSFW emojis and harassing people telling them they will send more.

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 5:58 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

MY CAT IS THROWING UP BRB

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 6:17 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 8:15 PM

#

💫 21 | #general

TheOnlyKirb#0001

"We are gonna share profit but actually we are disabling adblockers and giving you fake money while we make more profit"

#

✨ 32 | #general

EnderSpirit#9999

This whole review thing will just incentivize people to post fake reviews and there is no way that top.gg will be able to discern between fake reviews and real ones if even Amazon and Google struggle to do that
After a while, it will just be a pointless war between fake reviews, IMO this system looks like a joke to me :thinkW:

#

💫 27 | #general

Vysion#3272

the only positive thing to come out of reviews: we can finally point out how bad mee6 is at the source

#

💫 24 | #general

TheOnlyKirb#0001

Brb lemme file a complaint with adblock plus about yall forcing people to use it, so they can add a custom script for the site 😩

#

💫 20 | #general

AlexIsOK#0001

the problem isn't with the site having ads. it's with the site having really long ads that you can't skip

#

💫 21 | #general

TheOnlyKirb#0001

And lying about profit share

#

💫 27 | #general

14ROVI#0006

https://github.com/top-gg/issues/issues/457

Stop asking for ad-block deactivation · Issue #457 · top-gg/issues

Suggestion It's just fukin' annoying. Privacy is a thing, and if I don't want google to grab my data and create a lot of traking cookies, it's my choice.

#

💫 22 | #general

Aidan#2917

No offense but I find these new ads when you vote kinda shit. Can you make a option so bot owners can disable ads when peopel vote for their bot?

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✨ 31 | #general

Aidan#2917

Petition to remove ads before voting on top.gg:

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💫 13 | #general

audn#1580

since when was top.gg youtube.com
since when did people complain about youtube having ads :4Shrug:

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 8:57 PM

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💫 17 | #general

Dies#7123

Your update don’t give anything to dev

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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💫 16 | #auctions-general

Melmsie#0001

the zuck can fuck out of my data

crude swiftBOT Nov 5, 2020, 10:00 PM

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✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

EnderSpirit#9999

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✨ 48 | #moderators

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

petition if queue hits 0 bots then veld is forced to buy a bodypillow

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 3:18 AM

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💫 18 | #general

Xetera#0001

stupider isn’t a word
@thorn kestrel oh yeah? then what do girls become when they go to jupiter?

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Amberstudent1#2988

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 7:52 AM

#

✨ 38 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #35248]

User

darrinton#6433 (@swift mountain)

Moderator

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Reason

calling other members "babe" and asking for their number, the other members asked them to stop and they continued to do so. I asked them nicely to not make people uncomfortable and they then decided to spam the word "babe" over and over again. Please take a look at rule 1 again while you are muted. | 1d

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 2:16 PM

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🌟 12 | #general

Lucile#2590

“hey guys i professor at sex, let me teach you places”

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

deadshot#7999

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💫 21 | #support

jordy#1738

struggling hard

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✨ 28 | #support

🦇Batman🦇#0001

This mandatory ad will cost all devs less vote cause no one would like to annoying for so much time to get some voting reward..

So ultimately , bot devs will loose votings
And dbl will earn money
So where is benefit of bot devs when they don't get vote properly ?!

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 3:27 PM

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✨ 45 | #support

Ane#0001

Going to give honest feedback here because I don't know where else to put it.

I'm not going to watch an ad to vote for my favorite bot, server, or anything. I don't watch ads to support my favorite content creators. As a server owner, I don't want ads on my server, and I don't want money from having it and if it doesn't change I'll simply move to other ways of promoting my server.

There is already several thousand dollars being poured into your website over at #bids each month. Requiring me to have ads on your platform is going to move me away from that. It feels greedy, and so disconnected from anything anyone actually wants.

I understand that you need money for hosting... But I'd also be surprised if the various other methods you receive income aren't giving you that. Don't force me to watch a video ad.

The reviews is cool, I think with improvement it can be great. But allow me to disable having to view an ad, or just don't have it like that.

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💫 26 | #support

jordy#1738

also getting ads before you signed in, then signing in and getting more ads is laughable

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 4:26 PM

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💫 20 | #support

Hope#1000

@thick jackal want a break from the top.gg ads? Purchase Premium bot queue now for only 39.99$

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 4:42 PM

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💫 20 | #general

jordy#1738

@lyric furnace so just say in your blog post we want more money instead of the bs about helping devs

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💫 17 | #general

shivaco#5823

top.gg working on a fix - users complaining about team being silent
top.gg team discussing the changes - users complaining about team not working on the fix

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

Tear#0697

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✨ 35 | #general

TheOnlyKirb#0001

Just wrote an adblock script to bypass top.ggs dumb bitch restrictions

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 7:43 PM

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💫 24 | #general

emma!#0001

sorry if i may not reply - i can only use my wife's boyfriend's computer when he's not home

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 8:14 PM

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💫 16 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

That looks like my nervous system when i hit my elbow

crude swiftBOT Nov 6, 2020, 8:41 PM

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✨ 39 | #memes-and-media

Builderb#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 12:35 AM

#

💫 17 | #general

Malory ﮎ#0001

@viral jackal if you are 12 i will report you

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 1:04 AM

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💫 25 | #general

Eri#1000

how do i add righteous bot
@low wave dm the bot and beg to join your server

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💫 24 | #general

Eri#1000

Since starboard is already full of complaints, I want to send this once here https://change.org/topgg-update

Signez la pétition

Stop asking for ad-block deactivation on TopGG

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 6:17 AM

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💫 19 | #general

Pmblue#1085

Im pissed google top result was how to NOT be a slave

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 7:51 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

bean#8086

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 1:34 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#0001

@winged hamlet

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 2:11 PM

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💫 16 | #general

mattthew#0001

see me on the skype dbl group

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 2:49 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Luís#0123

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675347892319289377/774074619401338910/GALO_IMPERIAL_MEMESTM_on_Instagram____hagajota__CHDMP4.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 7:25 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

diCe#5574

this shit https://alebot.is-inside.me/Yuw85qZq.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 7:43 PM

#

💫 13 | #moderators

Eri#1000

crude swiftBOT Nov 7, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

Cloudfox#6783

https://tenor.com/view/discord-youtooz-mod-uc-chat-gif-18114219

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 12:40 AM

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💫 13 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 1:00 AM

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🌟 10 | #general

Vysion#3272

bottom.gg doing its thing

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 1:39 AM

#

💫 23 | #general

Veld#0001

:pensive_wobble_slow: when u get banned from your open site

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 2:31 AM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

that moment when you have no perms to use the help command to test botum 😔 https://i.imgur.com/nj2BuCa.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 3:35 AM

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💫 14 | #general

Vysion#3272

lets appease our bottom.gg overlords by paying them a lot of money to deceit people

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 5:55 AM

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💫 21 | #general

emma!#0001

what's an npm

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 7:51 AM

#

💫 25 | #support

Xetera#0001

the skill of knowing how to write code will be infinitely more valuable to you than any stupid badge

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 2:55 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

deadshot#7999

For record:
kanye is the name of person and
Punjab is an Indian state.

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🌟 11 | #development

The_Real_Sahhas#0001

i forgot that i never added my bot in a server and i was like why wasn't this working

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 4:10 PM

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💫 13 | #general

Lucile#2590

discord.gg/dbl join my server now or else i’ll steal your Minecraft VBucks gift card and your guy

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 5:44 PM

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💫 16 | #general

Skullbite#5245

studying without the stu KEKW

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 6:20 PM

#

⭐ 6 | #general-int

Luke#6723

Flaze gay

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💫 15 | #general

borboss#7877

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/750555759762341899.gif?v=1

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 7:01 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

deadshot#7999

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/wuaSOTW-TKd5Zmd6DDhiORjnR_03XKJYLQKwYLaojT0/%3Fwidth%3D544%26height%3D500/https/images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/P0ozBlnq9DRh56w2mQmfU1wOMrnPuHWxYL7Szv_pVfI/https/i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 7:36 PM

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💫 21 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #35311]

User

iara#0001 (@lyric furnace)

Moderator

boss#0001

Reason

dbl science

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💫 14 | #general

flazepe#8587

@umbral condor

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 10:02 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

CamTheHelpDesk#5701

When assembling your dog kit, be sure to follow the instructions to avoid disasters like this… https://cam.is-ne.at/gPv10D.jpeg

crude swiftBOT Nov 8, 2020, 11:26 PM

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🌟 10 | #general

ジR͙͙a͙͙i͙#0944

https://tenor.com/view/chrome-ram-eating-humor-gif-14251476

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

@lament mica @molten laurel I did it

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 12:19 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1000

Funny meme

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 12:43 PM

#

💫 24 | #moderators

Xignotic#0001

So there's an email here for support and the subject is henlo uwu
The content of the email is as follows

fuck u tho ads suck and u just made the website insufferable and unusable on mobile nice
cant wait for there to be a free alternative but oh lol thats never gonna happen because capitalism and monopoly and shit and stuff anyways
remove ads or imma steal ur lunch```

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 1:22 PM

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💫 22 | #general

Marcus R.#2407

<@&304313580025544704> you guys are doing a great job uwu

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 1:44 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

小路綾#7541

Before you possibly delete this message and mute me, this is just a friendly wake up call I think the top.gg developers need.

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⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

ジR͙͙a͙͙i͙#0944

https://tenor.com/view/chrome-eating-ram-joey-friends-ram-abuse-greedy-chrome-gif-17554657

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 3:16 PM

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💫 20 | #general

FVSAEZI#2700

Discord is dying, quick decline bots for being offline

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 3:35 PM

#

🌟 10 | #general

Austin#6034

https://discordbots.org is better than https://top.gg

||this is a joke cause its the same thing||

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💫 13 | #general

soda#0001

catch me on pictochat 😔

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 6:25 PM

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Vein#8177

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 6:55 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

revaneminem#5916

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 8:49 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

HiiZun#0001

lol

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 10:33 PM

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💫 20 | #general

nom#7344

😳😳😳

crude swiftBOT Nov 9, 2020, 11:13 PM

#

💫 20 | #moderators

Veld#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 1:00 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

IF6#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 2:32 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

TricolorHen061#1443

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/386007469580615680/774799151108063253/video0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 8:48 AM

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💫 16 | #support

Goodlacker123#0697

How do I review a bot

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 10:16 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

kaSCHLOTZI#4433

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 11:50 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

v2mpy#1321

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710745748165230622/775266141253664798/image0.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 12:22 PM

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Rishi#5250

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 12:54 PM

#

💫 14 | #general

Sasori ﾉ т.м#0022

Bruh i think kiwi birds give their soul when pooping that egg

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 1:46 PM

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💫 20 | #general

shivaco#5823

did you ass your exam

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 2:46 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

Larei ∞#2005

there is 1 impostor among us

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 5:26 PM

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💫 13 | #development

shivaco#5823

how hard it will be for you I can't say, but it was relatively simple for me with the amount of copypasting I did

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💫 15 | #development

Hindsight#2020

it's like "I don't want to go to the restaurant, I want to make my own food" and then you don't understand what "preheating the oven" means. You can't have it both ways, either learn javascript first, or don't make a bot.

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 6:52 PM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

SetItOnZygote#6969

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 7:34 PM

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💫 17 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Russians: https://luca.is-inside.me/STFY0qW5.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 7:56 PM

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✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

conqr#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 9:31 PM

#

💫 31 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35355]

User

Eri#0842 (@hearty sparrow)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

science! ||(impersonating staff members)||

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 9:51 PM

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⭐ 13 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #35357]

User

Livin_Rich#0401 (@near finch)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Violating the rule 1, asked to get banned, pinged the mod role after. Just grow up and stop being horny in my DMs | 1 month

crude swiftBOT Nov 10, 2020, 11:23 PM

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💫 19 | #reviewers

Neppkun#0030

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 1:48 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

webtax#9393

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 4:12 AM

#

✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

SetItOnZygote#6969

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 6:37 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Dev#8888

discord bot developers be like

just made that*

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 7:29 AM

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

code913#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 8:52 AM

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💫 16 | #general

Xetera#0001

BRO if your kpop emojis have the word "kpop" in it it doesn't fucking count ok

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 11:12 AM

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💫 24 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35338]

User

BlackHat#0672 (@ancient mortar)

Moderator

Timo Halofan#7092

Reason

Sending me a form telling me to fill it in and that they then will "hack" anyones Discord account that I want

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 1:31 PM

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💫 16 | #general

! Pika Anıl ∾#0009

I'm very excited, I think my application will be reviewed today.

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 2:01 PM

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✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

Extreme#1000

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 2:28 PM

#

✨ 33 | #general

Link#0069

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 9:09 PM

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💫 19 | #general

Eri#1000

Minecraft porn in my christian channel isnt tolerated

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💫 16 | #general

Veld#0001

i do have a crippling baguette addiction

crude swiftBOT Nov 11, 2020, 10:57 PM

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🌟 11 | #305715157773058058

Tim#2373

Imagine being white

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 1:08 AM

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💫 21 | #general

Luke#6723

Asking dbl to be normal is like asking a fucking brick wall to break dance

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 2:39 AM

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💫 14 | #boomers

Hope#1000

putting that on my wall now :smug:

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

AlexIsOK#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 8:17 AM

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💫 17 | #general

Xetera#0001

dbl members see a 3000% massive spike in commaposting market, experts express their worries

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 1:47 PM

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💫 15 | #general

Duane_#0001

Community Managers watching me break 4-5 rules already today

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 2:53 PM

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🌟 10 | #general

Alex D.#9840

minimodding the minimodder whilst being banned for minimodding

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 3:42 PM

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🌟 10 | #general

Xetera#0001

I'm not a big fan of gender so I don't bother correcting people

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💫 17 | #general

Xetera#0001

haha C++ suck because I don't understand it after spending 8 minutes trying to learn it

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 5:23 PM

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💫 16 | #general

icee#6666

Are ddos bot allow in discord?

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 6:05 PM

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✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

this tbh

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 7:19 PM

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🌟 9 | #auctions-general

Eren#1000

yes i think i would rather be twat than being turk

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 8:09 PM

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💫 22 | #general

Nutella#0008

Discord:

We got a lot bugs
We got AUTOMATED reactions on support questions
We ban people from servers, while that person is not on the ban list, and their IP aswell
We make nitro overpriced
There's a server limit for 660K :D

This is discord

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 8:48 PM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Broken Tooth#7777

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-touch-it-programmer-walking-cow-coding-gif-17252607

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 9:44 PM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

A guy named Jens#2019

fuck

crude swiftBOT Nov 12, 2020, 11:37 PM

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💫 14 | #general

Xetera#0001

fuck sneakerbots

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🌟 8 | #general

Carpal#1211

spread the news: local mods supressing liberal voices
#breaking #dbldrama
@flat relic we need bread cigars but the inside is just bread that’s more flammable

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⭐ 5 | #general

Carpal#1211

By shelling out your mums credit card

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 12:33 AM

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🌟 9 | #general

Moon Chan#9532

i can't i'm to much of a vapire

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🌟 11 | #moderators

Parmesan Linguine#0001

inconsistency is key

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 3:44 AM

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💫 16 | #general

emma!#0001

i am looking for discord bot programming laguages

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🌟 10 | #general

Xignotic#0001

Embed colours are stinky

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 4:17 AM

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⭐ 7 | #general

Moon Chan#9532

i klike it

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⭐ 7 | #general

bean#8086

where js = jesus

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 4:41 AM

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⭐ 6 | #development

Telk#4038

intents are killing my api

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 6:22 AM

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💫 16 | #general

IntelligentZero#0001

I'm pretty sure NSFW bots aren't that popular especially in November

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Baaren 64#6622

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 8:50 AM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Kyoyu#7777

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 12:31 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Baaren 64#6622

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 2:16 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Not Erwin#8753

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💫 13 | #general

Ryan G#8608

how do u download the mango bot for timer?

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 3:39 PM

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💫 27 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Kick | Case #35423]

Bot

NakanoMiku#0926 (@stray island)

Moderator

Nicole#5562

Reason

DMs "YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM Discord Bot List. Reason : You spammed." on every message

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💫 14 | #general

Eri#1000

Xetera watching people complaining in #support about DSL https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264445053596991498/776836292922048556/20201113_104951.jpg

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💫 16 | #boomers

bean#8086


Problem is, to avoid detection by galactic law enforcement, Commander Lambda planted her space station in the middle of a quasar quantum flux field. In order to make the jump to hyperspace, you need to know the configuration of celestial bodies in the quadrant you plan to jump through. In order to do *that*, you need to figure out how many configurations each quadrant could possibly have, so that you can pick the optimal quadrant through which youll make your jump. 

There's something important to note about quasar quantum flux fields' configurations: when drawn on a star grid, configurations are considered equivalent by grouping rather than by order. That is, for a given set of configurations, if you exchange the position of any two columns or any two rows some number of times, youll find that all of those configurations are equivalent in that way - in grouping, rather than order.

Write a function answer(w, h, s) that takes 3 integers and returns the number of unique, non-equivalent configurations that can be found on a star grid w blocks wide and h blocks tall where each celestial body has s possible states. Equivalency is defined as above: any two star grids with each celestial body in the same state where the actual order of the rows and columns do not matter (and can thus be freely swapped around). Star grid standardization means that the width and height of the grid will always be between 1 and 12, inclusive. And while there are a variety of celestial bodies in each grid, the number of states of those bodies is between 2 and 20, inclusive. The answer can be over 20 digits long, so return it as a decimal string.  The intermediate values can also be large, so you will likely need to use at least 64-bit integers.```

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💫 17 | #general

Moon Chan#9532

I CHOKED ON A WARHEAD IN ART CLASS

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 5:19 PM

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✨ 37 | #mod-logs

Eri#1000

h

crude swiftBOT Nov 13, 2020, 11:41 PM

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💫 18 | #general

Xetera#0001

are you serious

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 12:15 AM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Squidport#1626

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/281859711534497792/776918891300388884/image0-24.gif

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

MILLION#1321

https://million.is-a.computer/files/xkYQbrdZUfT1tyn.png

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🌟 9 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

WOW FUCK YOU WEBTAX

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 1:59 AM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

Someone get marco some help

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 2:22 AM

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💫 17 | #general

FVSAEZI#2700

https://faith.is-a-qt.wtf/2020/11/DiscordDevelopment_AIeFmhu1or.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 4:04 AM

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💫 13 | #general-int

Skullbite#5245

because catboy maids are the future

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💫 15 | #general-int

deprilula28#3609

skull what the fuck is a catboy maid

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 7:17 AM

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💫 21 | #general

Neppkun#0030

asks for help
gives help
Thanks for nothing

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 9:45 AM

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💫 21 | #general

Xetera#0001

hello I am girl pls buy nitor for me

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 12:58 PM

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🌟 10 | #general

Xetera#0001

yes son, tell me everything you're struggling with

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 1:48 PM

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💫 13 | #general

Alex D.#9840

Thats my first time on starboard and thats what my starred message is...

#

🌟 12 | #support

Reedeht#0001

Alex, I got to say you are literally one of the best staff members here I recognise your name, and you're very helpful

#

💫 20 | #general

Milo Murphy🥳#1557

Types of developers:

The Lazy One
-Takes forever until he fixes/updates smth
-Loves to procrastinate

The Hard-Working one
-Be like him, never procrastinates, codes hard

The Noob
-Doesnt know how to code

The spoonfeeder
-Always spoonfeds people who are bad devs

The annoying one
-brags about his skills
-loves to insult new people

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 4:03 PM

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⭐ 6 | #general

Misly#8067

mf, you banned from an iraq region?

#

🌟 12 | #general

Xetera#0001

I hope these are multiple different people impersonating veld and not one single sad motherfucker

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 4:31 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

TacoPlaysDiscord#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 4:51 PM

#

✨ 51 | #moderators

Eri#1000

guys why are you both staring at me like dis https://i.imgur.com/Yeq0iHY.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 6:38 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

Alex D.#9840

Do you think they will push the stickers update to all countries so I dont have to fly to canada everytime

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 7:23 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

glassykiller#2020

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/676602334423547924/677895456914931722/1508264c46f5fec0.gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 14, 2020, 10:08 PM

#

💫 19 | #general

Eri#1000

https://i.imgur.com/8WOThxH.png

#

✨ 43 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Beta Mari#1210 (@cold mauve)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

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crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 12:43 AM

#

💫 15 | #support

Miyuka#8859

It's mainly due to the fact so many people made bots for a badge ruining it for people who actually put effort into making a bot project. :mexShrug:

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 2:54 AM

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💫 14 | #general

Rai#0944

idk my hair color

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 4:21 AM

#

💫 16 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

I call my husband daddy

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 4:44 AM

#

💫 14 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

God I cant imagine getting an ass tattoo

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 7:46 AM

#

✨ 34 | #general

Callum#7067

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Crewmate Gaming#0200

:demolaugh:

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 9:46 AM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Extreme#1000

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 2:28 PM

#

💫 22 | #development

! 𝓪𝓴𝓲⁹⁹⁹ ᵈᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᵈˢ#0684

this pc costed 27$, but it was on alixpress, my dad dont wanted to buy me a good one

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 3:59 PM

#

✨ 44 | #general

Eri#1000

People wondering why is the bot queue so long
DBL mods doing queue: https://i.imgur.com/EWTEbTd.png

#

💫 21 | #general

Carpal#1211

MY BOT WASNT ONLINE FUCKKKKKKKK

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 4:27 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

shivaco#5823

You've got worse things to worry about if you think trying to improve my personal life is a bad idea

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 5:22 PM

#

✨ 46 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35502]

User

Kimonoy#0001 (@wide abyss)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Their bot page mentions that they're underage (12)

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 7:14 PM

#

🌟 10 | #general

mattthew#0001

I will make you untired

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 8:46 PM

#

💫 19 | #support

envious#2930

bruh top.gg premium 🤣

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 9:41 PM

#

🌟 10 | #general

August#5820

bottom dot gee gee lmao

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

AlexFlipnote#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 10:23 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

TacoPlaysDiscord#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 15, 2020, 11:07 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

ItsOkayBae#1172

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 12:29 AM

#

🌟 11 | #general

Telk#4038

america is a meme

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

🌟 11 | #general

0Exe#6969

Borboss is such a star blocker

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 2:44 AM

#

💫 14 | #general

Kyonsh#6386

My bot delince 😔

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 4:00 AM

#

🌟 12 | #general

hayper#0001

i have a lot of fursona pic

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 5:38 AM

#

💫 15 | #general

SAINTᴀɴɪᴄ Fox#0915

I already bought it and I’m still getting ads

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 6:54 AM

#

💫 23 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35513]

User

revaneminem#5916 (@empty hull)

Moderator

Parmesan Linguine#0001

Reason

[Underage (12)](#general message). Best of luck on the diss track!

#

💫 33 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #35517]

User

Liana#0014 (@rustic beacon)

Moderator

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Reason

begging for robux and also underage (8)

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 7:37 AM

#

💫 18 | #general

Elian#0213

Ill ssh into your body if you keep talking

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 8:12 AM

#

💫 24 | #development

BeastDev#2743

i copy pasted my bot codes in Detailed description of your bot *

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 1:54 PM

#

🌟 9 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

owo

#

🌟 9 | #general

JPBBerry#0001

I SATAN IARA

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 2:32 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

davon#3347

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/165202235226062848/777575892952023040/20201114_152625.jpg

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

orangefast282#9567

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673430910057709618/777879191161012254/20201116_065358.jpg

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 3:16 PM

#

💫 27 | #general

Kyoso#0001

Congrats to all the new BRs. I hope you will enjoy your pain and suffering!

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 3:31 PM

#

💫 14 | #general

shivaco#5823

harassing included?

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 4:43 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

settle#0880

dont be a dick
@tribal apex 1. dont swear pls

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 5:17 PM

#

🌟 10 | #general

shivaco#5823

@spice umbra I'm joining the Tinder gang bye

#

🌟 9 | #general

Lucile#2590

k moving to grindr then

#

💫 14 | #general

vcokltfre#6868

epic: "yOuR cOdE iS bAD"
also epic: wrote guardian

#

💫 18 | #general

Zergal#9988

Why does this channel look like a crowd of bots responding to each other with dialogue from mediocre comedy movies?

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 9:23 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Crewmate Gaming#0200

/reply sex

crude swiftBOT Nov 16, 2020, 11:32 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

ThanoidPlane#1029

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 12:04 AM

#

💫 13 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

I'm in the bathroom

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 2:08 AM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

HiiZun#0001

:kek:

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

💫 19 | #auctions-general

ChoiceSquiddy#0001

https://slurpfire.xyz/images/TIDku.gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 6:34 AM

#

💫 13 | #general

Veld#0001

Bruh what's that padding

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 8:14 AM

#

🌟 8 | #general

iara#0001

WHAT HTE FSAjdkmcDAFDA

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 10:23 AM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

August#5820

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 11:47 AM

#

💫 17 | #boomers

Hope#1000

https://cdn.hopefuls.de/Nn21.gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 12:05 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

🎃 ♫ ฅ^✯-✯^ฅ ♪ 🎃#3526

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758386301803429918/777487834890240010/video0-1.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 12:40 PM

#

🌟 11 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

dont mind me while i spend 5000 € on 5* waifus

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 2:08 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

0Exe#6969

to use my bot: 20 inch pp needed

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 2:40 PM

#

🌟 11 | #general

Hope#1000

Putin is a waifu :putinSmug:

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 5:53 PM

#

💫 23 | #reviewers

bean#8086

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

🌟 11 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#0001

i miss being fat

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 8:24 PM

#

💫 14 | #general

Dɾαɠσɳιȥҽԃριȥȥα#2360

fuck

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 8:49 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

Raj#9999

I need 40 mods now >:D

#

🌟 12 | #support

Kreckled#8721

Guys who knows a lot about the boy stuff and is willing to help me

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 9:17 PM

#

💫 25 | #reviewers

Hego#0021

Thank you to community managers for this wonderful opportunity. Whenever I travel to turkey, lose all my money, my items of clothing, my belongings and I'm homeless sitting in the pouring rain, at least I'll be able to yell YARDIM at someone and all my life problems will be solved. I would like to thank my parents, my dog, that kid that said he believed in me when I was 7 and the guy next door I don't really know. This has been a wonderful opportunity. Yardim to you all

crude swiftBOT Nov 17, 2020, 10:18 PM

#

💫 13 | #reviewers

Alex D.#9840

-quitBR

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 12:35 AM

#

🌟 9 | #general

~Matthew~#0001

tried gfuel and felt straight for an hour

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 1:43 AM

#

🌟 8 | #general

Skullbite#5245

sudo mod @narrow wigeon --fandom=furry

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 1:59 AM

#

🌟 12 | #commands

Bravo#8036

Corona and 2021 are meant for eachother

:heart: 100% :heart:

#

💫 21 | #general

Stiko9#3158

i think i put to much spam in my thing to fill the blanks will it still go through

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🌟 11 | #general

Skullbite#5245

@visual plover rate my description

****H )****n BE((** AnXSShvrW \\|\|| 1s sQQQQQQQwls cssutrme?~!utdW! e

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🌟 12 | #general

Asterki#9724

Can we get rid of this weeb?

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

FVSAEZI#2700

https://faith.is-a-qt.wtf/2020/11/video0-3.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

✨ 77 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

RoastBot#1779 (@lusty dune)

Moderator

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Reason

The long description on your bot's page is filled out with a random pizza recipe to reach the 300 character minimum requirement. Please rewrite your description to include more useful information about your bot.

I'm going to try this pizza recipe though, it looks good.

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 12:38 PM

#

💫 16 | #reviewers

theLMGN#4444

tips for orientation: take what veld says, and say the inverse

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 2:37 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 3:12 PM

#

💫 22 | #reviewers

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Someone please cut my throat out

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 4:39 PM

#

🌟 11 | #reviewers

iara#0001

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dHX7pcPSKDA/W64vOeyb-bI/AAAAAAAwbDo/7oCEjaOFkiUEbZwv4xCHfISNeC3TEwgcQCLcBGAs/s1600/AW1892313_03.gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 5:02 PM

#

✨ 30 | #reviewers

Eri#1000

haha top.gg team more like team of traffic lights https://i.imgur.com/GlEl4au.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 6:07 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

Asterki#9724

Aaaaa who likes queen here?

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Extreme#1000

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 11:06 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Kingschool9#9565

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735886300808478760/778656765041442856/image0.jpg

crude swiftBOT Nov 18, 2020, 11:55 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

August#5820

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 1:02 AM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Hope#1000

Fuck i cut my finger while reviewing bots
- Extreme

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 1:28 AM

#

💫 14 | #general

KuuHaKu#7337

Instructions unclear, dick is now stuck in the ceiling fan

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 2:03 AM

#

💫 19 | #general

justin#1337

most bot devs are either furries or weebs

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Elflanded#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 6:22 AM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 8:34 AM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Kingschool9#9565

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552284682268442675/778783036019965972/image0.png

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🌟 10 | #general

kedi hacker#1876

our ecomonmt bad we needed it

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🌟 12 | #general

CEO of breathing#9612

it pops up on #starboard

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 9:07 AM

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🌟 10 | #general

masked#4128

who enjoy using pointing nipples

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 10:50 AM

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💫 21 | #general

Alex D.#9840

I’m a bot reviewer I type all day

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 1:19 PM

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🌟 12 | #general

Alex D.#9840

approving them puts me 1 stage closer to death

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 1:54 PM

#

✨ 39 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 3:36 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

Brick Hill Admin Staff#8081

🤸🏿‍♂️
🦽 🏌🏿‍♂️

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

ItsAnais#3116

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

G3V#8179

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

๖̶ζ͜͡CreeperGames#0400

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 5:39 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

FVSAEZI#2700

https://faith.is-a-qt.wtf/2020/11/video0_10.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 7:32 PM

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✨ 32 | #general

Duane_#0001

GUYS SOMEONE IS COPYING DISCORD. They called it DiscordCanary!!!!!!! REPORT IT.

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 8:26 PM

#

✨ 32 | #general

Angelo#0420

make it mobile friendly

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 8:46 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Asterki#9724

And thats how Oxford found the covid-19 vaccine

crude swiftBOT Nov 19, 2020, 9:30 PM

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💫 20 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#0001

oh, thanks

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 12:24 AM

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🌟 8 | #general

Alex D.#9840

100000 times every 2 seconds or it’s not good enough

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🌟 10 | #general

Crewmate Gaming#0200

Guys doom in discord :omegahaha:

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 1:29 AM

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🌟 12 | #general

shivaco#5823

Fuck you, I love you too

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 4:21 AM

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🌟 12 | #general

Raj#9999

Don't change my name or I will be disowned by Xiuh

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 5:30 AM

#

🌟 11 | #general

SetItOnZygote#6969

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 7:30 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Nutella#0008

Dont be shocked

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 7:47 AM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

๖̶ζ͜͡CreeperGames#0400

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 8:55 AM

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💫 22 | #general

Kyoso#0001

thanks for your IP I guess

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 10:43 AM

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💫 13 | #general

𝕷 𝕰 𝕲 𝕰 𝕹 𝕯 𝕽 𝖄 𝕯 𝕬 𝕹 𝕲 𝕰 𝕽#4327

Pls help I am on iPad it is not letting me do anything I just wanna add bots to my server

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 1:26 PM

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✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 1:43 PM

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🌟 12 | #general

moe#9999

CPython has C in the name so it must be very fast!!!! zoomies!!!! haha python slow but C fast!!!! C hard but C fast!!

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 3:08 PM

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✨ 32 | #auctions-general

Galloran#6969

The reviews thooooo

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 4:54 PM

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💫 22 | #general

Skullbite#5245

@manic tusk i fucking hate people

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 7:30 PM

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💫 23 | #general

𝕁𝕒𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟🥳#5081

how do i make danke memer online

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 8:43 PM

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💫 13 | #reviewers

Nicole#5562

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 10:25 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

https://img.rovi.me/Et9xYYmTN1.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 20, 2020, 10:43 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

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💫 13 | #general

Asterki#9724

Yee, so then i discovered that reddit is more useful for memes

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🌟 9 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#0001

yo pog gnome in space gnome in space https://youtu.be/eZGI_lHGltA?t=1457

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 12:51 AM

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💫 23 | #general

NurMarvin#1337

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💫 13 | #general

✰𝓐𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪✰#0899

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 5:26 AM

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🌟 9 | #general

shivaco#5823

Na na na, I'm a butterfly

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 7:48 AM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Sāya#0113

🧠

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

AlexIsOK#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 11:27 AM

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✨ 45 | #general

Eri#1000

what the fuck is this https://i.imgur.com/epKKK56.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 12:57 PM

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✨ 49 | #memes-and-media

Grainger#5445

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 4:43 PM

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✨ 31 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#0001

so this is a thing now?

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 5:31 PM

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💫 16 | #general-int

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/ZMR9aMSW.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 6:38 PM

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💫 18 | #reviewers

Eri#1000

https://i.imgur.com/7HsTN1O.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 7:08 PM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Kyoso#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 21, 2020, 11:49 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

Elflanded#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 3:46 AM

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💫 14 | #general

FVSAEZI#2700

https://faith.is-a-qt.wtf/2020/11/18JC2fxTBn.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 5:45 AM

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💫 16 | #general

0Exe#6969

I have some terrible news, due to some voting buttons exploding, we're going to recall ALL vote buttons that have been sold.
Here at DBL we take quality very seriously and we don't want these faulty vote buttons getting to anyone, that's why we have taken the opportunity
to recall all of the buttons, we have reached out to everyone for a full refund and how to ship the buttons back. If we have not contacted you, email us immediately at recall@discordbots.org
We are also working actively with all the relevant people to recall the buttons that are in transit via AirChina and UPS.
For more information see https://discordbots.org/recall https://imgur.com/zUb5lu7

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 9:21 AM

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💫 25 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

CSS more like
Cancerous
Stupid
Shit

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 10:02 AM

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💫 25 | #general

CrimsonDaredevil#2884

how do i get my bot token number?

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 5:56 PM

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💫 14 | #reviewers

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Rn shes naked hehehe

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 6:59 PM

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💫 23 | #auctions-general

FlyingFussel#7334

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 7:14 PM

#

💫 24 | #auctions-general

XkijuX#6667

crude swiftBOT Nov 22, 2020, 10:42 PM

#

✨ 28 | #reviewers

Nekomaki#0001

i wish to be as baller as this person

#

✨ 39 | #reviewers

Panku#0721

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 12:39 AM

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💫 19 | #reviewers

nom#7344

these are all images of me

#

💫 22 | #reviewers

Hego#0021

I found nom's sister

#

💫 21 | #reviewers

Nekomaki#0001

nipples on a man are about as useless as giving veld a bot quota

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 4:42 AM

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✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643868682958798869/780209540426629150/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 9:02 AM

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🌟 10 | #general

code913#0001

If it contains fuck then yes it's salty

#

💫 13 | #general

code913#0001

gtg play among us bye weebs and turks and furries and stinkies and qts and hs

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 10:25 AM

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💫 14 | #general

Brain#0001

proof of concept, i have a huge gunpowder factory that goes above the clouds

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 11:20 AM

#

💫 20 | #general

Timo Halofan#7092

I respect everyone equally by not respecting anyone at all Think

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 12:49 PM

#

💫 22 | #general

Timo Halofan#7092

This chat makes me want to smash my head into the table

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 3:15 PM

#

💫 22 | #reviewers

Derpy#5247

I JUST REALIZED
I BECOME CHUNKY IN VC :O
https://i.imgur.com/2zrb6RV.png

#

💫 22 | #reviewers

bean#8086

@old meadow CHUNKY FRIENDS

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 4:25 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

0Exe#6969

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695770562445836379/780313027345776670/gfmeme.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 5:08 PM

#

💫 25 | #reviewers

vo1d#0003

:KermitWut:

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 5:49 PM

#

✨ 28 | #general

Elflanded#4918

I made the funny

crude swiftBOT Nov 23, 2020, 6:07 PM

#

✨ 28 | #general

Krista#2213

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

lmao

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 2:09 AM

#

💫 26 | #reviewers

Eri#1000

hello veld can you stop using top.gg to hack my webcam? I feel watched

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 2:34 AM

#

🌟 10 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

I'll literally send you all to the bonked dimension

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 4:28 AM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Kingschool9#9565

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670039569592483840/780613227980521482/20201123_205754.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 8:47 AM

#

✨ 37 | #general

Xetera#0001

ah yes this looks very legit

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 12:16 PM

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

davon#3347

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734479016668561469/780721165408796682/Screenshot_144.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 12:45 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Bobby(A Happy rabbit)#3313

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 4:43 PM

#

🌟 12 | #moderators

boss#0001

hey guys let me go train people and manage people and get paid and consider it a leisure activity :bruh:

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 5:00 PM

#

💫 19 | #moderators

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

time to take this out of context https://luca.is-inside.me/D0sjH7Tq.png

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💫 16 | #moderators

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

:drakeno: being nice to veld
:drakeyes: yo @polar remnant top.gg is broken again pls fix

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 5:57 PM

#

✨ 28 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

#

💫 17 | #general

mattthew#0001

i am going to turn oliy into a fucking egg

#

✨ 28 | #general

Oliy#0330

now that im the most hated man in the universe i can now add infinite ads to dbl and not get hate

#

✨ 36 | #reviewers

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Every single dev when DBL does something that they dont like: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767390925051133984/780856974517731368/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 7:05 PM

#

💫 22 | #general

Xetera#0001

ah, excellent

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 10:23 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Krista#2213

I'm sorry guys I can't take how cute this neko is I'm jealous

crude swiftBOT Nov 24, 2020, 10:38 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 6:36 AM

#

💫 13 | #general

shivaco#5823

@lavish ridge

#

🌟 11 | #general

Moon Chan#0004

i'm going back to my wall

#

✨ 28 | #general

Hope#1000

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 9:04 AM

#

💫 14 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

pretty much just shitposts

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 11:29 AM

#

✨ 41 | #general

Eri#1000

I tried to reproduce the dbl logo with a 3d pen and I created this horrible thing, pls rate /10

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 12:12 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

Hope#1000

another weeb https://cdn.hopefuls.de/nsVy

#

💫 24 | #general

Hope#1000

https://cdn.hopefuls.de/MALs.gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 5:12 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

Noro#5243

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hose-funny-pet-videos-funny-pet-video-gifs-spray-gif-9991793

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 6:27 PM

#

💫 27 | #general

Melmsie#0001

fucking idiot

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 9:18 PM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

KingOfGames#5994

crude swiftBOT Nov 25, 2020, 11:51 PM

#

💫 21 | #reviewers

iara#0001

part 9348329: veld abusing his staff?

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 2:26 AM

#

✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

@sly kayak

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 4:01 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Squidport#0001

When someone tells me that they use bot maker applications https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675684696495226890/781333458755518474/y2mate.com_-_spongebob_disappointed_noise_480p.mp4

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

✨ 39 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #35820]

User

Nicole#5562 (@marble ridge)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

It’s time to sleep | 9000 seconds

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 2:56 PM

#

💫 15 | #auctions-general

FlyingFussel#7334

What was that?
-My pants fell down
Why was it so loud?
-I was still in them

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 3:58 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Hindsight#2020

BDFD kids in #development be like :

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 4:45 PM

#

💫 18 | #general

Eri#1000

Oh I see why I blocked you, don't be surprised tho https://i.imgur.com/yTjZ6EA.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 5:12 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

desktop.ini#9805

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692477178947960913/781460985658736650/image0.gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 26, 2020, 6:41 PM

#

✨ 50 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#1234

https://speedy.is-a-qt.dev/media/1606415280065/memedbl.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 27, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

💫 25 | #general

Oliy#0330

@unborn token The second screenshot your page did not even finish loading 😮

#

✨ 32 | #general

Oliy#0330

I'll delete the server

crude swiftBOT Nov 27, 2020, 7:06 AM

#

✨ 30 | #general

Spim#3854

crude swiftBOT Nov 27, 2020, 1:38 PM

#

✨ 35 | #general

Hope#1000

Nobody:
Developers when they invade peoples privacy by logging every message and seeing some lewd messages:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264445053596991498/781875351684907018/04n3hb3jyqw51.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 27, 2020, 5:33 PM

#

💫 25 | #general

Xetera#0001

discord doing a top.gg cosplay with all the cache issues these days

#

💫 25 | #general

Sora#4000

I vote top.gg change #general's rules from English only to Turkish only, since 98.837373727% of dbl is Turkish

#

💫 19 | #general

Veld#0001

I'm a baguette in Sora's headcanon

crude swiftBOT Nov 27, 2020, 11:51 PM

#

✨ 32 | #general

Skulla_ | Ł33T#1337

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 1:00 AM

#

💫 30 | #mod-logs

Eri#1000

I forgot why I muted you I’m sorry

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 1:46 PM

#

💫 27 | #general

Raj#9999

My own bot roasts me :(

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 2:29 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

春夏秋冬#2006

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 3:39 PM

#

🌟 12 | #moderators

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

:drakeno: marco's microphone gofundme
:drakeno: boss computer gofundme
:drakeyes: veld bodypillow fund

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 4:32 PM

#

✨ 38 | #moderators

Veld#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 4:58 PM

#

✨ 33 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/u3qU1aUy.png

We at DBots B.V. take our job very seriously.

crude swiftBOT Nov 28, 2020, 5:52 PM

#

✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 12:08 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

socialist dancing

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 12:52 AM

#

💫 20 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#0001

who doesn't want to abuse their perms

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

💫 26 | #commands

null#8626

Sorry my selfbot is slow, gotta get a better vps

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 4:22 AM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Sāya#0113

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 6:51 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1000

ah yes, seh feuerwehr

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 10:51 AM

#

💫 13 | #general

GhostBlade98#3791

how do i download this gif

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 11:41 AM

#

💫 25 | #general

Raj#9999

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265156286406983680/782571529523167252/drake.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 2:10 PM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 3:04 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 10:07 PM

#

✨ 46 | #moderators

Eri#1000

so Odin was testing a bot and he DMed me cuz something strange was happening with a bot: https://i.imgur.com/Vv32VYb.png

#

✨ 47 | #moderators

Eri#1000

anD SEE WHAT TIMO AND EXTREME WERE DOING https://i.imgur.com/jycBoyA.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 29, 2020, 10:48 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Callum#7067

Spent a while making this edit lol

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 2:27 AM

#

✨ 39 | #general

X Daniel#0017

I love top.gg search!

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 8:58 AM

#

✨ 41 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 12:54 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

Doom Guy but Unicorn#6969

U are ruining my speedrun

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 1:54 PM

#

💫 18 | #265156361791209475

rain#7103

being a green name and being in bot-hell is actually bannable

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 2:51 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Samuel#0420

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601808282134380550/782947153650909194/126515578_914362882301952_731383361038760815_o.png

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 3:47 PM

#

✨ 44 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 8:05 PM

#

✨ 47 | #general

! ᵏᵃᵏKᴀLᴀRʏ📿#2060

<@&304313580025544704> give me role Bot devloper!

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 8:39 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Auger#7769

I don't think this wizard expects me to survive the setup process...

crude swiftBOT Nov 30, 2020, 10:50 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

Aurel#0001

Hey guys i made an awareness campaign :CatThumbsUp: http://dbl-is.cringe.tf/

?

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

💫 26 | #reviewers

Eri#1000

https://i.imgur.com/X35Gzo5.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 3:30 AM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Crewmate Gaming#0200

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 10:17 AM

#

💫 18 | #general

Tabernacle8#4465

btw @limpid vessel logout on the discord account by clicking the gear next to your profile at the bottom.

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 2:55 PM

#

✨ 31 | #reviewers

Nicole#5562

my favourite help command experience is when someone listed all their commands as a google slides presentation

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 5:43 PM

#

🌟 10 | #general

SELIM#4444

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 6:03 PM

#

💫 26 | #general

webtax#9393

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/T2QTNbED3IdezJIoXu6H89tOqC-jSR-GHmgMt6JK3P4/https/images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/uMvfuSPoFLp4hQ3LNdKUhhHySnHDxsmR2FdXqtfNmdg/%253Fwidth%253D1620%2526height%253D212/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/381870553235193857/710750216722055218/unknown.png?width=1583&height=207

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Commander786#5848

This is a repost but react with “😂” if you like it.

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 7:26 PM

#

💫 20 | #support

stixッ#2869

How i can give my ass?

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 7:55 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

TomasOlsson#1034

crude swiftBOT Dec 1, 2020, 11:37 PM

#

💫 20 | #moderators

boss#0001

https://i.imgur.com/Oaol0pp.png
mod abuse at its finest

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 1:41 AM

#

💫 23 | #moderators

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

https://i.imgur.com/iyKa3Gb.png :BlueSip:

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 9:50 AM

#

💫 26 | #development

Brain#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 12:46 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

Lukas.#7911

#

💫 21 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

:drakeno: anime bodypillows
:drakeyes:

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 5:47 PM

#

✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 6:27 PM

#

✨ 37 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/563867319324114974/783760384883425280/unknown.png?width=371&height=669

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 11:04 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

sup3r#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 2, 2020, 11:29 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

AshMW#2724

How to get your account hella ratelimited:
1: Make an auto-clicker that clicks ever 1ms.
2: Turn on auto clicker and put your mouse over a reaction.
3: Wait 20s..,
4: Disabled auto-clicker.
5: CTRL + R your Discord client.
Success!

crude swiftBOT Dec 3, 2020, 4:24 AM

#

✨ 31 | #reviewers

boss#0001

https://i.imgur.com/kODqvTX.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 3, 2020, 8:16 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Squidport#0001

my code when i misspell one letter https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763845917945364550/782914579502989342/video0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 3, 2020, 10:58 PM

#

✨ 33 | #moderators

Xetera#0001

all of mod team

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

☭No-Name☭#6328

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 5:03 AM

#

✨ 73 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #36025]

User

bennytenny#7222 (@hard relic)

Moderator

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Reason

joined the server, four minutes later was trolling in general asking about roblox. When I tried to explain to them that we werent a roblox server, they told me to stfu bitch. Also stated they were 5 years old. Contacted them in dms to investigate, they explained they were not trolling and were sincere in their questions. Asked if they were trolling about being underage, they said they were joking and they werent 5 but actually 9. Not sure if they're still trolling, but im gonna take your word for it. Underage (9 years old)

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 8:43 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Isopropyl#3066

Nobody:
My computer at 3 AM:

#

✨ 30 | #commands

IuCC#4915

#

💫 18 | #commands

AlexIsOK#0384

it time travels back 130ms to respond to your message

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 2:02 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 2:47 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

YxriDev#3160

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

YxriDev#3160

Our battle will be legendary

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 5:38 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Aurel#0001

https://putin.tf

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 5:57 PM

#

💫 34 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #36033]

User

ʚ🍈ᴹᵉˡᵒⁿ🍈#4051 (@rancid crystal)

Moderator

Duane_#0001

Reason

Suggestive behavior in DMs for their age. Calm down now, this ain't tinder. | 1d

#

💫 14 | #general

KILLUA🥵#9799

I like your boys

crude swiftBOT Dec 4, 2020, 8:34 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

rucarione#6562

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

just a protogen#7094

crude swiftBOT Dec 5, 2020, 5:39 AM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Alex Animate Mp4#2361

crude swiftBOT Dec 5, 2020, 6:56 AM

#

✨ 38 | #general

BKY Tamil Gamer#2897

i see in youtube how to create bot without coding

crude swiftBOT Dec 5, 2020, 3:57 PM

#

✨ 46 | #memes-and-media

JAGUAR#0240

#

💫 18 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

@remote whale yeah she loves balls, plastic or soft or whatever

crude swiftBOT Dec 5, 2020, 5:47 PM

#

✨ 66 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #36050]

User

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#6250 (@narrow galleon)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

. 　　　。　　　　•　　ﾟ　　。　　.

.　　　　　.　　　　　。　　。　.

.　　。　　　　　 ඞ 。 . 　　 • 　　　　•

ﾟ　　 This guy was an Impostor.　。　.

'　　　 0 Impostor remain 　　　。

ﾟ　　　.　　　. ,　　　　.　 .

crude swiftBOT Dec 5, 2020, 7:28 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://gfycat.com/fairreflectingirishwaterspaniel-danilohrf

WCGW if I shake this traffic light?

#

✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

Squidport#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 5, 2020, 11:24 PM

#

💫 23 | #general

Xetera#0001

if you remove the semicolon now you will get a fully functioning music bot

#

✨ 29 | #development

Xetera#0001

discord bot devs be like alright guys I've never taken a biology class before but I'm gonna try to cure cancer now

crude swiftBOT Dec 6, 2020, 12:06 AM

#

💫 25 | #general

Xetera#0001

shit user on or off

crude swiftBOT Dec 6, 2020, 2:23 AM

#

✨ 72 | #reviewers

bean#8086

reviewers coming to decline offline bots after a discord outage

foggy talon Dec 6, 2020, 2:25 AM

#

^ context

📎 Me_hitting_the_gym.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 6, 2020, 7:07 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/aINRrsJG.png DBL go brrrr

crude swiftBOT Dec 6, 2020, 7:24 PM

#

✨ 28 | #general

settle#0666

https://please.havesexwith.me/JVnYM.png smh

crude swiftBOT Dec 6, 2020, 11:35 PM

#

💫 25 | #general

Xetera#0001

baby xiuh: m-m...m
xiuh: omg honey its her first words
baby xiuh: ma...m...... poggers bro
:ASwowkawaii: :ASwowkawaii: :ASwowkawaii:

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 1:06 AM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

borboss#7877

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 4:56 AM

#

✨ 29 | #general

Xetera#0001

bots kinda suck tbh

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 11:10 AM

#

✨ 31 | #general

Hugo_#0001

goodbye

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 11:52 AM

#

✨ 32 | #general

shivaco#0001

When writing Python code, I want to destroy my self

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 4:57 PM

#

💫 21 | #general

code913#1801

xetera: makes css change
people's bot pages: rekt
people: go to edit css
xetera: rolls back css
people's bot pages: rekt again because of new css not working on old version

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

lxve𓅓#0016

meme of the day

#

💫 20 | #general

Lucile#2590

kid when he gets banned for spam pinging everyone to advertise his gift cards server:

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 6:36 PM

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

๖̶ζ͜͡CreeperDeNoël 🎅❄#0400

Ppl on this server

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 7:40 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

:omegalul_QKSER:

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 8:54 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Lite#6155

starboard is always cringe except for xetera's posts

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

✨ 37 | #commands

Eri#1000

can someone demote me

crude swiftBOT Dec 7, 2020, 11:47 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

Xetera#0001

did somebody once tell you that?

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 6:43 AM

#

💫 18 | #general

Timo Halofan#7092

Proof all mods are utter and complete jokes

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 12:32 PM

#

💫 25 | #general

Aurel#0001

https://i.imgur.com/cpxrRlh.png john cena fanart

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 1:46 PM

#

💫 27 | #general

moe#9999

hello, site broke

#

💫 26 | #general

Xetera#0001

rip korean users trying to open top.gg on internet explorer

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 3:26 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

Guys tim entered the chat wtf

#

💫 23 | #support

Xymelin#3090

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 4:39 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 5:29 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

deadshot#7999

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757111286353100812/781679452315844628/bigpeepee.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 6:06 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

bremea#8975

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 8:20 PM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 8:45 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 9:45 PM

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💫 19 | #general

Auger#7769

wtf

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 11:18 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Crazy Shooting#7097

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739308495878488065/785915444476379166/awDi0Pk1FW.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 8, 2020, 11:50 PM

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✨ 80 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #36137]

User

MR_BLAZE1472#1261 (@slow lance)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

This user was previously muted for sending suggestive/questionnable messages in public channels that can be considered as NSFW after multiple moderator warnings.

It seems they didn't want to listen and were doing the same thing in #general. Just being a nuisance by pinging people randomly and share their obsession for "eggs" and "naughty" things. This user was warned today by other mods and me today, but they didn't listen.

Here is a list of ✨ fascinating ✨ facts about eggs to understand their obsession:

Eggs contain the highest quality protein you can buy. That's why this guy abused it.
If an egg is accidentally dropped on the floor, sprinkle it heavily with salt for easy clean up. Naughty, isn't it?
Brown eggs really do come from brown chickens (and no white eggs don't explicitly come from white chickens)
Eggs can last in the refrigerator for up to a month after the sell-by date on the carton.
The word "egg" doesn't contain the letter h | 2 weeks

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 7:11 AM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Dennis#5618

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 4:08 PM

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✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

Crazy Shooting#7097

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739308495878488065/786245533370941476/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 4:59 PM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

@zinc arch @uncut gale

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 6:30 PM

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💫 24 | #general

Duane_#0001

But My BoT rEqUireS aDmIn to AdD aNd wOrK

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✨ 29 | #general

Duane_#0001

:gachiGASM::gachiGASM::gachiGASM::gachiGASM::gachiGASM::gachiGASM::gachiGASM:

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 9:45 PM

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✨ 44 | #memes-and-media

owoqq#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 10:30 PM

#

💫 22 | #development

Voltrex Master#0001

Petition to give tim, Certified developer but tim role

crude swiftBOT Dec 9, 2020, 10:51 PM

#

💫 21 | #commands

RickBot#3214

crude swiftBOT Dec 10, 2020, 2:50 AM

#

✨ 66 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #36169]

User

T.G Saibot#6579 (@dense hinge)

Moderator

Parmesan Linguine#0001

Reason

Initially muted for spamming lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas in #general. They then asked me for a for a ban in DMs. When I said no, he called me a not-very-nice slur.

Unfortunately now that this jolly soul is gone, I will have to bear the brunt of keeping this server in the holiday spirit. I propose we sing a song:
♫ On the first Day of Christmas, a mod gave to me: One ban from top.gg ♫

crude swiftBOT Dec 10, 2020, 4:26 AM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

webtax#9393

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381870553235193857/786418238388437082/Nintendo_HIGH.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 10, 2020, 7:45 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

lethel#7094

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712096127310102630/786387225403195432/video0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 10, 2020, 5:36 PM

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💫 22 | #commands

null#8626

nope

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 10, 2020, 6:16 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

webtax#9393

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381870553235193857/786629413189058560/wheres_rick.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 12:28 AM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

CookieWeeb#5251

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 12:47 AM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Ryanika#2103

Well....

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 2:00 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Tear#0697

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 2:25 AM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

0Exe#0001

https://i.redd.it/8f0a2jc6pd461.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 5:00 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Squidport#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675684696495226890/786617012238942268/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 2:04 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

soda#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 2:55 PM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 6:23 PM

#

🌟 9 | #general

free#5745

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/635625758412505093/786772479645188116/arch.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 11, 2020, 9:31 PM

#

💫 16 | #development

D34dlyK!$$#2472

that's why I only buy things on the internet with temporary credit cards

crude swiftBOT Dec 12, 2020, 3:09 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

lethel#7094

The teacher is correct

crude swiftBOT Dec 12, 2020, 4:34 PM

#

💫 16 | #moderators

boss#0001

the hell is a miki

#

💫 23 | #moderators

nom#7344

no one:
iara:

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💫 24 | #moderators

Kyoso#0001

fixed it

#

✨ 53 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #36237]

User

Veld#0001 (@polar remnant)

Moderator

boss#0001

Reason

spamming anime in #moderators | 69 years

#

✨ 30 | #moderators

Nicole#5562

#

💫 26 | #moderators

Veld#0001

#

💫 18 | #general

Callum#7067

@hearty sierra I will literally tickle your nuts

#

💫 25 | #moderators

Veld#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 12, 2020, 5:18 PM

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💫 14 | #general

code913#1801

https://tenor.com/view/loggers-poggers-log-tinder-logger-gif-19321523

crude swiftBOT Dec 12, 2020, 5:54 PM

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✨ 36 | #general

Voltrex Master#0001

for (let user of this.chat.users) {
try {
await user.forceToSayLoggers();
} catch (err) {
await user.ban({
reason: err
})
}
}```

crude swiftBOT Dec 12, 2020, 6:47 PM

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✨ 41 | #general

Milo Murphy🥳#1557

Please make luca respond to users who can’t ping everyone, with this message:
Yea nice story, we get it
I would laugh to death.

crude swiftBOT Dec 12, 2020, 8:04 PM

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💫 15 | #general

Reign (moon)#3000

you see thats between me and shivaco :okay:

crude swiftBOT Dec 13, 2020, 1:13 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Xymelin#3090

crude swiftBOT Dec 13, 2020, 3:30 PM

#

💫 24 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#0001

yo i should get myself a maid outfit for when i'm doing stuff around the house

crude swiftBOT Dec 13, 2020, 7:03 PM

#

✨ 32 | #development

Not Erwin#8753

#

✨ 31 | #development

Not Erwin#8753

i did it @dry geode @vocal nova @wintry oriole

crude swiftBOT Dec 13, 2020, 7:34 PM

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💫 24 | #development

Not Erwin#8753

Ads in VSC, im fairly certain not even hell can be punishment enough for such sin

crude swiftBOT Dec 13, 2020, 8:01 PM

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✨ 28 | #general

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

@hasty venture today: "top.gg is going to be so fun"
@hasty venture next month: "sa yardim"

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 6:54 AM

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💫 22 | #general

JPBBerry#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 8:30 AM

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💫 22 | #general

AshtonMemer#7554

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 12:52 PM

#

✨ 30 | #general

A guy named Jensbot#9577

#

💫 27 | #general

Hindsight#2020

Well now's the perfect time to go review all the bots since they're all offline 😂

#

💫 16 | #general

Stargirl#2141

google is down that bad even the discord status website wont work sad

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 2:28 PM

#

✨ 53 | #development

Hughh;#2480

Can someone help me with this error? "Unexpected token."

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 3:40 PM

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💫 14 | #development

Hindsight#2020

Trying to make beef wellington as your first recipe and the instructions be like:

To prepare the beef: Tie the tenderloin in 4 places so it holds its cylindrical shape while cooking. Drizzle with olive oil, then season with salt and pepper and sear all over, including the ends, in a hot, heavy-based skillet lightly coated with olive oil - about 2 to 3 minutes. Meanwhile set out your prosciutto on a sheet of plastic wrap (plastic needs to be about a foot and a half in length so you can wrap and tie the roast up in it) on top of your cutting board. Shingle the prosciutto so it forms a rectangle that is big enough to encompass the entire filet of beef. Using a rubber spatula cover evenly with a thin layer of duxelles. Season the surface of the duxelles with salt and pepper and sprinkle with fresh thyme leaves. When the beef is seared, remove from heat, cut off twine and smear lightly all over with Dijon mustard. Allow to cool slightly, then roll up in the duxelles covered prosciutto using the plastic wrap to tie it up nice and tight. Tuck in the ends of the prosciutto as you roll to completely encompass the beef. Roll it up tightly in plastic wrap and twist the ends to seal it completely and hold it in a nice log shape. Set in the refrigerator for 30 minutes to ensure it maintains its shape.
And not knowing what the words "drizzle", "sear", "shingle", "duxelle", "twine" mean.

#

💫 19 | #general

R B#6702

im in DBL?

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 4:28 PM

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✨ 37 | #general

ducc#3338

Ok...I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE GROUP, WHICH I LOVE BEING A PART OF SO MUCH! 😢 ....MY Wife SAYS I AM IN THIS GROUP EVERY 20 SECONDS AND She CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE😡....WE ARGUED AND HE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN Her OR THE GROUP😢....SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES ....WHILE I PACK Her BAGS, AND CALL Her AN UBER! ....I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...... 😉😜😂

crude swiftBOT Dec 14, 2020, 9:11 PM

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✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 1:44 AM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

RajEffect#3932

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639166026017275928/788200210722979920/OOPSIE_WOOPSIE.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 2:38 AM

#

✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

conqr#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698390769740021800/787765150240997416/IMG_0566.JPG

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 2:53 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

AlexIsOK#0384

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/487976605340139521/788164435524190218/video0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 8:32 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Gordon Freeman#6969

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 12:18 PM

#

✨ 28 | #general

Kaetakan#6585

who uses botghost

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 1:00 PM

#

✨ 44 | #memes-and-media

Jimi.#6977

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 1:39 PM

#

💫 22 | #commands

Aeon#4105

@keen pewter

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 3:29 PM

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💫 23 | #general

Kaju Katli#6391

@glossy jacinth no my phone is advanced that why recaptha complete automatically ok

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 7:49 PM

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💫 15 | #general-int

〖𝕾𝖔𝖞𝖄𝖔𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖔〗#9236

Hello, I speak Spanish, only I must use a translator to understand them. Say today is Camilo's day and I also want them to accept me

crude swiftBOT Dec 15, 2020, 9:13 PM

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💫 25 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

crude swiftBOT Dec 16, 2020, 5:58 AM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

ElCholoGamer#3291

"C++
A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong.

It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C).

The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real Men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all."

crude swiftBOT Dec 16, 2020, 7:40 AM

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✨ 54 | #memes-and-media

!ᴅʏ JOTA#6666

crude swiftBOT Dec 16, 2020, 10:32 AM

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✨ 53 | #development

mqrkelich#0001


but its defined here:

let amount = await db.fetch(`money_${difarr[i].id}`);```

crude swiftBOT Dec 16, 2020, 2:31 PM

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✨ 39 | #memes-and-media

JAGUAR#0240

Someone tried being over-smart and insulted himself

crude swiftBOT Dec 16, 2020, 5:07 PM

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✨ 50 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 1:03 AM

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💫 14 | #general

Aster#9724

Woah you ponged modums

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 1:22 AM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

I HAVE WATCHED SHREK 5 https://my.namejeff.com/xtGVYHK3.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 2:29 AM

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💫 18 | #general

Xetera#0001

ahh you didn't let him connect 4 he was going to win

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 7:58 AM

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🌟 8 | #general

Nutella#0003

XMas sucks

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💫 15 | #general

Nutella#0003

its more a trashboard

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 10:46 AM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Eren#1000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/429785339104722944/789039784014118922/video0_2-1.mov

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 4:30 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

classic despacito spider#3640

cheescak pogey

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 5:59 PM

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

True Swordigo Fan#5157

https://f.uint.dev/howtotroll.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 6:17 PM

#

💫 17 | #commands

ΣXПヽ𝗠𝗜𝗕 ~ Nezuko#2831

Both are same right?

crude swiftBOT Dec 17, 2020, 7:13 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

conqr#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713900746201890896/789188651896012800/video0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 18, 2020, 5:37 AM

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✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

Brettinabox#8192

:monkaT:

crude swiftBOT Dec 18, 2020, 2:58 PM

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💫 14 | #development

Spider EveryOS#8098

This is what happens when you forget to localize command names

crude swiftBOT Dec 18, 2020, 3:56 PM

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💫 16 | #265156361791209475

Spider#5879

Everyone DM a warm happy birthday to @jaunty zinc!

crude swiftBOT Dec 18, 2020, 4:35 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

MILLION#1321

https://million.is-a.computer/files/mR0Vt8Gkt4s3gJp.png better

#

💫 17 | #general

nom#7344

XIUH WORM XIUH WORM

crude swiftBOT Dec 18, 2020, 11:35 PM

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✨ 35 | #boomers

IF6#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 19, 2020, 9:04 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

ImUsingWinXP#9457

Welcome to Malaysia

crude swiftBOT Dec 19, 2020, 9:23 AM

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💫 15 | #general

Xignotic#0001

It's time to drop top.gg and go become a professional eater

crude swiftBOT Dec 19, 2020, 12:17 PM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

WilloIzCitron#8360

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779990735189442580/789820776856944640/image0.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 19, 2020, 2:07 PM

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✨ 44 | #memes-and-media

WilloIzCitron#8360

A nitro classic 1year in indonesia cost

crude swiftBOT Dec 19, 2020, 9:23 PM

#

💫 21 | #reviewers

Nicole#5562

why id the first thing i see when looking in this chat "does veld even wear pants?"

crude swiftBOT Dec 19, 2020, 10:11 PM

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

bremea#8975

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 7:52 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

git#7094

When you have two animals to care

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 8:54 AM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

YxriDev#3160

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

YxriDev#3160

This is a protest against the letter k

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 9:43 AM

#

✨ 38 | #commands

FlyingFussel#7334

My selfbot was on

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 12:09 PM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Callum#7067

Just made this for no reason

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 3:28 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

CedarBlocks#8888

Bruh this number is just showing up everywhere

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 4:03 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

A guy named Jensbot#9577

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 6:16 PM

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 20, 2020, 9:59 PM

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✨ 48 | #general

TrustedMercury#1953

lmao

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 1:08 AM

#

✨ 36 | #boomers

Spider EveryOS#8098

Hello, and thank you for using #boosters
By continuing to use this channel, you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy

Terms of Service and Privacy Policy (Combined)

We do not knowingly collect data of users under 13. Users under 13 are not permitted to use this service. If it is found that a user is under 13, their data will be deleted, and further access to this service will be revoked until a valid ID of a person over 13 is provided to us.
For advertising reasons, we may re-use any user comments glorifying Oliy in advertising. To opt out, please ping Tonkku#0107 from within this server with the phrase "opt out", and wait for them to respond.
We greatly care about the privacy of our users. We strictly prohibit reposting of any content including politics, religion, race, criticism of Oliy, and similar. What is said in this channel stays in this channel.
To request deletion of your data, you may ping @‎Moderators with the phrase "I am under 13, please ban me".
This policy may be updated at any time without notice.
By continuing to use this channel, you agree to the terms laid out by this policy or any future policies, and recognize that you must abide by any rules specified in these policies.

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 1:29 AM

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✨ 40 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 6:49 AM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Kingschool9#9565

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670025931661901840/789795833661882378/video0.mov

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 8:37 AM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

dune#0001

me: compliments someone's profile picture
mods:

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 11:03 AM

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✨ 30 | #general

Byoe#0101

g

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 1:19 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Bobby(A happy communist rabbit)#3752

here you go have the best video in the world

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 2:16 PM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

A guy named Jensbot#9577

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/467231287250255872/790420345508855818/198efae00148046f7e1df7889c29f1a4.gif
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/467231287250255872/790420348272508928/Portal_b080e4_8152343.gif

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 3:37 PM

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💫 18 | #general

Hindsight#2020

"Starter webhosting company" be like "We do it for free, we host your bot forever, it's a great serv.... SQUIRREL!"

#

✨ 50 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0001

@autumn pawn

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 5:34 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 5:51 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

conqr#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713900746201890896/790520915006849034/image0.jpg

crude swiftBOT Dec 21, 2020, 10:06 PM

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✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 2:27 AM

#

💫 21 | #general

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 8:35 AM

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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

ToxicMushroom#2610

😔

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 10:07 AM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Anyone#3570

https://tenor.com/view/moth-pit-celebration-weird-dance-gif-5571096

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 1:36 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Player17#8265

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628760647211024390/790692798293606460/wales.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 2:36 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Crewmate Gaming#0200

:cryingcat:

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 4:16 PM

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💫 23 | #development

appa#5965

first

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 10:14 PM

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✨ 37 | #memes-and-media

CedarBlocks#8888

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265156286406983680/791048744593653790/plan.jpg

crude swiftBOT Dec 22, 2020, 11:01 PM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

LIPD Productions Inc.#1205

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 4:06 AM

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✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

NMW03#2110

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 6:00 AM

#

✨ 40 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Unban | Case #36506]

Bot

Sayko#3089 (@spice summit)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Sorry I'm stupid I banned the bot instead

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 7:25 AM

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💫 19 | #general

onn1-chan#2640

uhh can i get banned for saying peepee poopoo

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Anyone#3570

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723250127946645587/791068084047183922/IMG_8066.mp4

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Anyone#3570

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705780809008807956/790930249314861086/video0.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 9:06 AM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

HORIZON#1587

KEKW

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 1:14 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

JAGUAR#0240

Are bot memes trash ?

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 2:01 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 3:08 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

JAGUAR#0240

petition to add this emoji

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 4:31 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

KuuHaKu#7337

Penne
Penex
Phenex
Phoenix

Phoenixes are flying dicks confirmed

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

free nightmares

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 9:30 PM

#

💫 17 | #commands

MILLION#1321

https://million.is-a.computer/files/tltQ5E6dG6pFOycQ.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

#

💫 17 | #reviewers

nom#7344

ten haunting images taken moments before disaster

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 12:04 AM

#

✨ 38 | #mod-logs

Eri#1000

Happy new year, of course!

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 8:43 AM

#

💫 29 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #36523]

User

Aimez#1400 (@raw shoal)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Pinging the mod role for absolutely no reason, besides “for testing” and they “thought it won’t work”, memeing and asking to get banned. Take time until the next year to read rules | 10 days

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 9:19 AM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

🖤𝐊𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩🖤#8097

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 11:03 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Eren#1000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787943770137165855/787979898924433468/cola.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 11:22 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Eren#1000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618416987500052490/791623738357317632/pov_u_r_a_student_in_turkey.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 5:04 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

jamess#9990

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 5:54 PM

#

💫 18 | #general

Matthew.#9014

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/791717671397883924.png?v=1

Man 1: I’ve got a question for you.  What’s heavier?  A kilogram of steel?  Or a kilogram of feathers?  [clock ticking] That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: They’re both a kilogram
Man 1: But steel’s heavier than feathers.
Man 2: [chuckles] I know. But they’re both a kilogram
Man 1: What?
Man 1: That doesn’t prove anythi…, steel’s heavier than feathers.
Woman: I know, but look.  They’re both a kilogram.  Right?  So they’re the same.
Man 1: I..mean wann… look at the size of that, that’s cheating.
Man 2: Nooo, but they’re the same weight
Woman: No, but that’s a kilogram
Man 1: But steel’s heavier than feathers.
Man 1: Paul are ya gonna tell them
Man 3 (Paul): They’re right.  They’re both a kilogram
Man 1: Oh no, no.  No you now.  What is it you don’t get? [chuckles]  [I cannot understand what he says here]
Woman: Are you alright?
Man 1: I don’t get it.
Man 2: It’s alright.
Man 3 (Paul): Don’t worry about it.
Man 1: [almost inaudible] I don’t get it.```

crude swiftBOT Dec 24, 2020, 7:54 PM

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💫 26 | #support

NICK#9145

How to play among us

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 12:46 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Lukas.#7911

Timo is a meme

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

🌟 12 | #265156361791209475

rain#7103

unique haha

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 5:26 AM

#

✨ 50 | #moderators

Parmesan Linguine#2601

just gave a selfbot common prefix without realizing it was a selfbot 😔 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265156286406983680/791889276568076308/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 3:46 PM

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✨ 53 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 6:20 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

JAGUAR#0240

A big pandemic happens after each other and then the other hand is a tomato sauce and a little bit of a cliff of height m it is a tomato sauce and a little bit of a cliff of height

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 6:39 PM

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✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

mandar1jn#0990

Everyone will relate

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 7:00 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Samuel#0420

Give him a star he a good boye

crude swiftBOT Dec 25, 2020, 7:18 PM

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💫 27 | #general

Link#0069

crude swiftBOT Dec 26, 2020, 2:35 AM

#

💫 17 | #general

Speedy#1234

damn those are some thicc ssds you got there girl

crude swiftBOT Dec 26, 2020, 4:04 AM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Player17#8265

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/523924755951124480/788127938423947324/image0.gif

crude swiftBOT Dec 26, 2020, 5:41 AM

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✨ 41 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #36537]

User

Jullia#8763 (@timber laurel)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

merry christmas your gift is a ban (advertising in #general)

crude swiftBOT Dec 26, 2020, 9:26 PM

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✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

KingOfGames#5994

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 8:59 AM

#

✨ 29 | #general

Shinchan PB Xl 🎄#5691

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 12:41 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

Dhruvin#3570

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 2:38 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Bobby(A happy communist rabbit)#3752

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 3:36 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Bobby(A happy communist rabbit)#3752

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 4:21 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#1234

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783969810702663692/791806966213115904/video5.mp4

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 7:54 PM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Oliy#0330

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 8:25 PM

#

🌟 11 | #reviewers

Kyoso#0001

that room is so american it's not even funny

#

💫 16 | #reviewers

Parmesan Linguine#2601

you were right about the american room @glass sapphire

#

🌟 9 | #reviewers

Parmesan Linguine#2601

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 11:11 PM

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💫 17 | #commands

Voltrex Master#0001

I was here... We were here, we did a lot of things, had fun, made friends, this channel will always be remembered, let's enjoy this very lasting moments... Of testing, channels

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💫 19 | #commands

Krista#2213

Well we're coming to the end of this channels lifetime, with lots of ups and downs here. There were times with common prefix spam, or that other time where my bot spammed here and for muted. Fun times! There have been many bots, both good and bad, but each had a personality. It's sad to see this channel go, but it was probably for the best, the performance wasn't exactly stonks. Many of us will probably be sad, but this channel will most probably be archived so we can always have a scroll. In other words, F.

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💫 23 | #commands

Aurel#0001

Petition to rename #commands and #265156322012561408 to memorial-1 and memorial-2

crude swiftBOT Dec 27, 2020, 11:53 PM

#

🌟 9 | #265156322012561408

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

LOGGERS

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💫 15 | #commands

Eri#1000

we will all get demoted when Xig will notice this

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✨ 32 | #general

Extreme#1000

Other servers:

Fuck your birthday

DBL:
https://i.imgur.com/bVlLNcT.png

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🌟 10 | #general

Derpy#5247

can i staff imperante

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 12:45 AM

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✨ 31 | #general

Eri#1000

Don’t tell @brave parcel but

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 6:08 AM

#

💫 16 | #commands

bean#8086

me watching all the bots get kicked

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💫 25 | #commands

Aeon#4105

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739211331931996211/790158566652248074/image0.png

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💫 13 | #commands

bean#8086

@sly kayak

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🌟 11 | #general

Eclispo#2590

imagine having slowmode losers

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 7:01 AM

#

✨ 33 | #commands

Parmesan Linguine#2601

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 7:19 AM

#

💫 20 | #general

Noctember#6660

https://im.farfrom.world/quzkuryzql.png

#

✨ 44 | #commands

Voltrex Master#0001

Top.gg after kicking all the bots

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 7:59 AM

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💫 25 | #commands

Voltrex Master#0001

Imagine if one of the discord staff trolled and they meant to say "Kick all weebs from the Genshin Impact server"

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 9:00 AM

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⭐ 3 | #general

Callum#7067

Guys why did Ubuntu get a blue screen?

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 8:11 PM

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💫 23 | #general

Krista#2213

MARCO IS LITERALLY HITLER

crude swiftBOT Dec 28, 2020, 9:34 PM

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✨ 30 | #general

Link#0069

My code be like

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 12:18 AM

#

✨ 29 | #general

Eri#1000

i'm a clown https://i.imgur.com/RvaeUtO.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 11:16 AM

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✨ 64 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 3:58 PM

#

💫 27 | #general

Krista#2213

https://i.imgur.com/dBdbZbq.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 4:35 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

Tatsumаki#0001

#

✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

code913#1801

DBL.shitpost(new_material);

// Error: new_material is not defined

// googles solution

let post = await RepostWebsites.randomPost({ funny: false});

DBL.shitpost(post);

// OMG I HAVE CODE THAT WORKS

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 8:49 PM

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✨ 67 | #memes-and-media

borboss#7877

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 10:27 PM

#

💫 24 | #reviewers

Veld#0001

also Karen ur fired

#

💫 26 | #reviewers

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://img.marcorennmaus.de/VFUQ76ia

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💫 26 | #reviewers

Veld#0001

i am a furry in weekends

#

💫 27 | #reviewers

Eri#1000

funny numbers hahahahaha https://i.imgur.com/VymSx7m.png

crude swiftBOT Dec 29, 2020, 10:54 PM

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

Brazil be like

crude swiftBOT Dec 30, 2020, 7:56 AM

#

✨ 28 | #general

MILLION#1321

https://million.is-a.computer/files/lUxLhdR1bYuWEv2p.png

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💫 19 | #general

code913#1801

time to shitstar when mods arent watching

crude swiftBOT Dec 30, 2020, 9:30 AM

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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

isirk#0001

crude swiftBOT Dec 30, 2020, 11:10 AM

#

✨ 28 | #general

elf#0004

crude swiftBOT Dec 30, 2020, 12:45 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

AshtonMemer#7554

crude swiftBOT Dec 30, 2020, 2:27 PM

#

💫 19 | #general

Speedy#1234

crude swiftBOT Dec 30, 2020, 5:56 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

CedarBlocks#8888

https://tenor.com/view/android-android-users-android-users-be-like-android-osu-osu-lock-gif-18882140

crude swiftBOT Dec 31, 2020, 1:09 AM

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💫 16 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#2601

-b stinky community manager abuse

crude swiftBOT Dec 31, 2020, 7:34 AM

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✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 31, 2020, 11:36 AM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

crude swiftBOT Dec 31, 2020, 1:07 PM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Neko Jade#3375

crude swiftBOT Dec 31, 2020, 6:17 PM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

JAGUAR#0240

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Lpvn3vJXhQ1wrMgaaTl_8ItnTFgdVf37mOSpwEnlT2Q/https/i.redd.it/tfwjsnt4ui861.jpg?width=538&height=676

crude swiftBOT Dec 31, 2020, 7:37 PM

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✨ 42 | #general

Leaf.#7182

How tf do I put it in my phone?

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 7:05 AM

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💫 19 | #general

Parmesan Linguine#2601

-b @uncut thorn selfbotting

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 9:21 AM

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

AlexIsOK#0384

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

dizzywig2000#1001

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

@normal grotto @remote whale @plucky shuttle

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 10:33 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

null#8626

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723507533599211661/794414030458060810/yes.mp4

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 12:10 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

LunaNotFound#9766

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 6:00 PM

#

✨ 40 | #commands

GiveawayBot#2381

Congratulations @toxic plover, @cedar bluff, @sterile cloak, @meager nimbus, @zinc arch, @mint scroll! You won the free ban!
https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/265156286406983680/794626128806805566

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 7:33 PM

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✨ 41 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Kick | Case #36696]

Bot

Hydra#1214 (@amber anchor)

Moderator

Xignotic#0001

Reason

Voted out

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 8:57 PM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

bow pro#9318

There is one imposter among us

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 10:08 PM

#

✨ 35 | #moderators

Eri#1000

@brave parcel

crude swiftBOT Jan 1, 2021, 11:39 PM

#

💫 20 | #commands

Aeon#4105

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739211331931996211/790157796904534066/image0.png

crude swiftBOT Jan 2, 2021, 1:57 AM

#

💫 33 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Unmute | Case #36705]

User

DLuxe#4444 (@broken cliff)

Moderator

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

Reason

copied wrong id SORRY

crude swiftBOT Jan 2, 2021, 2:24 PM

#

✨ 51 | #mod-testing

Eri#1000

proof that my wumpus advertised i didnt advertise pls unban

crude swiftBOT Jan 2, 2021, 10:33 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Dam Yez#1234

I hope I'm on starboard

crude swiftBOT Jan 2, 2021, 11:28 PM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

TrollFace#2487

im gay

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 2:12 AM

#

💫 20 | #general

Stargirl#2141

Its not working

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 4:31 AM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

bean#8086

#

✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

CornDev#5581

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 10:33 AM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

Remind me why this is funny again?

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 11:39 AM

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💫 19 | #support

Aurel#0001

Patience is the key when it is about queue duration

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 2:03 PM

#

💫 25 | #commands

Aeon#4105

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265156286406983680/795290917733007391/unknown.png

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 4:01 PM

#

✨ 37 | #memes-and-media

Elitezen#1534

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 4:54 PM

#

💫 21 | #development

Hindsight#2020

in my guild they'd already be muted for a week so they actually went to read docs ¯_(ツ)_/¯

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 8:13 PM

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💫 17 | #general

JPBBerry#0001

north korea is the equivalent of giving a kid a minecraft server

#

💫 14 | #general

AlexIsOK#0384

how to get on starboard: “xig stinky”

#

💫 19 | #general

Eri#1000

How to appear in ✨ starboard ✨

Step 1: go to #memes-and-media
Step 2: pick a meme from 2019
Step 3: repost
Step 4: wait

#

💫 20 | #general

Eri#1000

indeed :pog: https://cdn.eri.gg/TPPMSz.png

crude swiftBOT Jan 3, 2021, 10:41 PM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

XoAlone#0001

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764619923678429224/795075315473973278/Screenshot_20210102-184312_Instagram.jpg

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 3:22 AM

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✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Nad | ✨#1234

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 6:10 AM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Sebi#1504

ah yes, 64TB RAM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Takiyo#0001

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 12:20 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Milo Murphy🥳#1557

|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757320866903097425/795342213600116757/SPOILER_SPOILER_SPOILER_SPOILER_rick_roll_spoiler-2.png ||

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 3:45 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Takiyo#0001

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 4:48 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

qwertyguy#3389

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 5:17 PM

#

💫 21 | #development

Ghoul#0006

pip install npm

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Extreme#1000

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 6:03 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Eren#1000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769628093085253642/795679565309280286/video0-3.mp4

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 6:26 PM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

bean#8086

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Partyman#7362

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 7:25 PM

#

✨ 35 | #general

Link#0069

crude swiftBOT Jan 4, 2021, 9:55 PM

#

✨ 40 | #mod-logs

Eri#1000

Cringe

crude swiftBOT Jan 5, 2021, 1:27 AM

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💫 23 | #general

CornDev#5581

By calculating the distance between my thumb and my index finger by using quantum mechanics, and fitting that to the diameter of the sun, we can safely say, with the assumption of the distance between me and the sun, that i do not give a singular fuck

crude swiftBOT Jan 5, 2021, 2:10 AM

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✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

Crazy Shooting#7097

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703464642378203208/795692081259216946/1ut6xo7fe7961.png

crude swiftBOT Jan 5, 2021, 2:43 AM

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✨ 30 | #support

𝚣Swagostoso_™#4238

I really needed a very EXAMPLE example of what to put in the 300 character description.

crude swiftBOT Jan 5, 2021, 3:05 PM

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✨ 80 | #memes-and-media

A guy named Jensbot#9577

crude swiftBOT Jan 7, 2021, 8:56 AM

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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

fang#5192

crude swiftBOT Jan 7, 2021, 10:56 AM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

KingOfGames#5994

crude swiftBOT Jan 7, 2021, 7:09 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

CamTheHelpDesk#5701

https://cam.is-ne.at/eyrJnW.png

crude swiftBOT Jan 8, 2021, 9:20 AM

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

i____7d#5755

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

crude swiftBOT Jan 8, 2021, 10:13 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

ToTu#6969

https://www.thisworldthesedays.com/discordtobeshutdownby2022.html

Discord to be shut down by 2022

After recieving multiple lawsuits and complaints over issues about child safety and extremism on the platform, Discord CEO Jason Citron announced the

crude swiftBOT Jan 8, 2021, 3:41 PM

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💫 22 | #development

Hindsight#2020

Don't be a Tyler.
A Tyler: "Karen's kid, the child that's been indulged his whole life, pampered, doesn't know the meaning of 'no' and has a hard time learning anything because they've always been spoonfed from birth."
Typical "Tyler" Behaviour includes:

"But I just need help with this one thing"
"I don't have time to learn"
"I'm just following a tutorial, and it doesn't work when I copy the code"
"What do you mean I need to learn JS? I know JS, I've been doing it for 10 minutes!"