#starboard | Top.gg | Page 9

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 2:54 AM

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PlatinBae#1503

botum not stonks

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 5:11 AM

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Zenith#2000

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 8:49 AM

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Cyber28#2864

me when i restart my bot because its unresponsive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRlTISvjww

Uptime Funk - (Uptown Funk parody) [SUSE]

"Uptime Funk" music video (parody of Uptown Funk) from SUSECon 2015 in Amsterdam.

Lyrics:
This bit
Uncontrolled
A bad bug,
Make my system fold
This bug, in the kernel
My kernel
My uptime ceases
Freakin’, Spazzin’
My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty
I need caffeine, a big scree...

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 11:11 AM

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Tonkku#0107

"I ate myself" - Jade

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 2:27 PM

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

ThatTonybo#0001

sir please don't collapse here i'm trying to do my job

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 5:07 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

oof

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 5:56 PM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

what the fuck egyptians

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

🤗 shiemi 🤗#6826

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 7:34 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

Oh so that's why you're stupid dep, you share blood

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 11:16 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Moose#4200

life is like a penis, sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down, but it'll never stay hard

crude swiftBOT Mar 20, 2020, 11:42 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

I'm 3 persons fat.

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 1:57 AM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 5:37 AM

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💫 22 | #commands

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/5YRV6Va.png

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🌟 11 | #commands

[ dank ] Voltrex Master#3587

They also use enchantment table language inside the command blocks

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 9:11 AM

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Tonkku#0107

⬛⬛⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⬛⬛⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⭐
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⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⬛⭐⬛
⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⭐⬛⬛
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛⬛⬛

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 9:44 AM

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

flazepe#8587

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 10:21 AM

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Duane_#0001

I think luca's twin should be an old lady with saggy tits. I could see it having 30,000 servers by the end of the year.

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 10:49 AM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Sadly Tonkku was probably being serious and we turned Luca's twin into a old lady with saggy tits, that works the poles, and is named Haggis.

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 4:35 PM

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🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

Are you calling me capitalist

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

pls leave me alone...#6826

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

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⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

Moose#4200

https://moose.is-inside.me/Jdltqgbg.png guys march was the first day of women

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 8:42 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

shiv im still here to blackmail you

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

What sound is created when someone knocks on a wooden door?
Tonk tonk

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

i want to laugh but i dont understand

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⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

Your right eye is broken then

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

We are boycotting botum queue due to corona

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

shiemi#6826

I dont think boys have that big nails

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

How do I perfectly center a fucking element in CSS

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 9:24 PM

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

あ | BayAyarsiz_YT#1796

I Am Speak English

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 10:42 PM

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⭐ 4 | #commands

Fire#0682

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 10:58 PM

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⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

I'm starting to feel old

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 11:14 PM

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Why Eri?#6666

Hi

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⭐ 5 | #general

Steven4547466#1407

https://oliy.is-just-a.dev/9f4ylo_3252.png

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⭐ 4 | #commands

Roki_100#0230

irish is from iran?

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

crude swiftBOT Mar 21, 2020, 11:47 PM

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💫 19 | #265156361791209475

eren#1234

green name in my bot hell

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 2:05 AM

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✨ 28 | #265156361791209475

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 3:11 AM

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💫 22 | #commands

Oliy#0330

i'm fat

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 3:28 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://being-fin.is-pretty.cool/7owk4x9.png

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 9:16 AM

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⭐ 4 | #development

Yaahz#1140

this bloody bot is pissing on my cornflakes

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 10:38 AM

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

ExceedRed#1027

some hrs ago hypixel had 69, 420 players

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 3:26 PM

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🌟 9 | #development

cry#2046

https://tryitands.ee

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 4:12 PM

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💫 23 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Protocol-Bot#9526 (@floral wedge)

Moderator

Duane_#0001

Reason

Empty Description.

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 4:57 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

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⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

earape happens
Luke: who did THAT?
Moose: I guess that was team effort

crude swiftBOT Mar 22, 2020, 6:14 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 1:24 AM

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✨ 48 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #27460]

User

Developer Alex#4348 (@ivory spade)

Moderator

Xignotic#0001

Reason

Using their bot to create a invite to join my private testing guild without my permission. Alt of </alex>#7186 (@stuck mesa)

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 2:11 AM

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🌟 12 | #commands

Duane_#0001

__iamnotgayipromise

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💫 14 | #commands

Duane_#0001

See, you suck.

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 2:49 AM

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💫 15 | #commands

Noctember#6660

dont mind us, we're just chilling

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

NMW03#0001

Luca is azerbaijani

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 11:12 AM

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✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 1:15 PM

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✨ 44 | #general

franc_ist#2517

@everyone hi

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

ouch this hurts... but its so true

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 4:23 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Link#0420

const { heart } = require("./body/organs.json")
heart.start()

function smell(user)
{
let intensity = Math.floor(Math.random() * 10)
if (user === "xignotic") intensity += 666

return intensity
}

smell("xignotic").then(() => heart.attack())

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 5:46 PM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

! мя. тнιуz#9999

ı dont have commands

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 6:57 PM

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

Soviet blood not affected by outages

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 8:37 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

at this point, we should get unpaid interns to just review bots and get us coffee @brave parcel

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

The queue is infected, so it's on quarantine. Come back in April.

crude swiftBOT Mar 23, 2020, 9:10 PM

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💫 19 | #commands

Ascencia#6854

Oops! My answer is undefined

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💫 20 | #commands

Marshal#2809

why are people sending java errors

crude swiftBOT Mar 24, 2020, 2:33 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0742

crude swiftBOT Mar 24, 2020, 3:44 PM

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✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

davidturcios2#2125

HOW DO I MAKE A BOT @left wagon

crude swiftBOT Mar 24, 2020, 6:45 PM

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💫 32 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Davet Takip#3857 (@next spoke)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Your bot's description is a spam of our site's HTML/CSS/Javascript code... In addition to that, your descripton has some Javascript that attempts to hide ads. You cannot add javascript in your description and are not allowed to hide anything from the website. This will result with a ban the next time.

crude swiftBOT Mar 24, 2020, 10:50 PM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

I'd eat you up Epic.

crude swiftBOT Mar 24, 2020, 11:41 PM

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💫 14 | #general

Duane_#0001

That's not how things work Blue. We don't swing our hats around, jump on our 4 wheelers with a can of beer in one hand and yell gibberish as a charge into the forest. There's a professional process that we take when handling bots.

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 3:06 AM

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TheNoob27#6815

const { Oliy } = require("dbl/Administrators")

if (Math.random() > 0.988) {
  Oliy.speak("owo").then(message => message.react("⭐️"))
  Oliy.sleep(1e+99)
}

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 3:50 AM

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💫 17 | #commands

Roki_100#0230

!ban @idiot being idiot
bot: you do not have krens!

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 8:28 AM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

can you stop slapping this ass Jerry

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

tom and jerry is actually a romantic comedy

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 10:56 AM

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🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

i need good flat corona virus art

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

RecyclingBin#8726

Thanks npm

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 12:37 PM

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✨ 43 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Tonkku is stinky bot 9000#0827 (@normal harness)

Moderator

Duane_#0001

Reason

Your bot has a command !help produces NSFW images of lolis or minors which is against Discord TOS & Guidelines.

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 6:41 PM

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💫 28 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #27518]

User

The PROcrafter ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ#7363 (@cedar garnet)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

This user is simply ANNOYING. Instead of DMing a moderator to report a rule violation (DM ads), they bring it in public channels. They can't even handle public reporting, they are extremely... full of energy? Excited? Please calm down and don't take everything "for you". Don't enable your offensive mode everytime something happens. Keep it for you, for Covid-19. You need it. #StayAtHome | 5 days

crude swiftBOT Mar 25, 2020, 7:38 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

@winter brook but queue is large like 4 Oliys

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 3:00 AM

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💫 34 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Best Bot#4850 (@zinc merlin)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

This bot is stupid and if you actually study you can make your own bot that does exactly the same thing this thing does and it'll take you less than 30 minutes lol. Who ever developed the spot had severely mental issues going on in that head lol

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 4:00 AM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 4:34 AM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

MILLION#1321

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 6:29 AM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Vysion#3272

the 4 horsemen of #development

the guy who asks a question and answers it himself 3 minutes later
the guy who asks but never gets an answer because someone else's answer is being answered
the guy who forgets he's in the wrong channel and deletes his messages
the guy who is following https://discordjs.guide and can't get past chapter 2

Discord.js Guide

A guide made by the community of discord.js for its users.

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 9:50 AM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

I hate approving discord bots. I have to keep stamping my monitor with the seal of approval. I have gone through 235 monitors so far.

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

https://eri.party/i/Hm90UI.png #BringBack2013'sMarco

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 2:39 PM

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✨ 42 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #27540]

User

legendary-galfar#5114 (@long panther)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Complaining in my DMs about their decline. This user was muted in this server for overreacting to their decline reason earlier in #general - by asking again and again to review it back "you're bad you can't even click on reacts" (the bot wasn't even replying).

They repeatedly say that they hate me because we invite bots with permissions=0 and that's the reason that our verification failed.

My attempts to explain that permissions=0 still allows to send/read messages/embeds and add reacts failed and we were inside the same loop again and again - asked them to stop but they were still complaining.

This user's bot cannot be added back in queue until they successfully appeal.

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 9:43 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Zergal#9988

crude swiftBOT Mar 26, 2020, 11:50 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

You guys ever just slap your own ass sometimes

crude swiftBOT Mar 27, 2020, 12:28 AM

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💫 25 | #commands

Noctember#6660

crude swiftBOT Mar 27, 2020, 7:37 AM

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🌟 11 | #commands

Duane_#0001

Fire is a cool bot.

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🌟 10 | #commands

Duane_#0001

Terano is best bot now

crude swiftBOT Mar 27, 2020, 11:01 AM

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✨ 40 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Mar 27, 2020, 12:42 PM

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💫 32 | #mod-logs

Eri#1000

My small brain forgot to include in decline reason of bot Support#4859 (686962111569592338):

Your bot supports rainbow roles - roles that rapidly change colors to convey rainbows. This is considered as Discord API abuse and not allowed on Discord. Please remove this feature entirely.

crude swiftBOT Mar 27, 2020, 5:38 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

Bean time? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553490841432489984/692310352226156564/5c68bdb9050b4.png

crude swiftBOT Mar 28, 2020, 4:58 AM

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💫 32 | #mod-logs

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Ban

User
erp#4751 @clear totem

Reason
Spamming bot edits on purpose

crude swiftBOT Mar 28, 2020, 1:37 PM

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💫 19 | #general

" baby "#2241

my name is poop

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

rokuro#6826

crude swiftBOT Mar 28, 2020, 4:55 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0149

discord is a stable platform

crude swiftBOT Mar 28, 2020, 5:37 PM

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💫 22 | #general

Eri#1000

me: opens Discord
also me, a minute later: bans kids

crude swiftBOT Mar 28, 2020, 7:49 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

Oliy loves me, He comes and says hi and then leaves for a month

crude swiftBOT Mar 28, 2020, 9:48 PM

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🌟 12 | #general

Eri#1000

testing server is where we put Oliy's nudes wtf.

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

🎀 QuantumCat 🎀#2107

i am epic's gf and i can confirm i am cheating on him

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 12:21 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

nothing will ever happen because there is nothing to happen

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 10:03 AM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

Oi no booli mah bf

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 6:04 PM

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🌟 10 | #commands

Fire#0682

[Mr. Cerberus ❥#0566]

YTDL is FFMpeg -_-

Jump URL

Click Here

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 6:29 PM

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🌟 9 | #general

Epic#6666

Duane saying cute stuff

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

Turkish people: gets a clone bot from code sharing servers and edits embeds color + add emojis
also Turkish people: "This code is mine and I entirely coded it."

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 8:58 PM

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⭐ 7 | #development

Trintous#0001

~~learn javascript~~

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🌟 9 | #development

Trintous#0001

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/javascript

JavaScript Tutorial: Learn JavaScript For Free | Codecademy

Learn JavaScript and Javascript arrays to build interactive websites and pages that adapt to every device. Add dynamic behavior, store information, and handle requests and responses.

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

Keep calm and nobody will explode

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💫 24 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #27676]

User

monkey#8953 (@pallid arrow)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Slurs to mods and people in #memes-and-media - most likely a kid banned from Fortnite after 34 failures of top1.

#

🌟 8 | #announcements

Oliy#0330

this message might help clear the ping for some people, lol discord

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

We're not only looking for Turkish mods, but hot Finnish models living in Finland.

#

⭐ 7 | #general

Brain#0001

Why is your application form trying to play countdown with me?

#

🌟 8 | #general

Eri#1000

I was a baby when I applied, after doing queue for a year now, I feel like I'm 69 yo now.

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

MILLION#1321

Hey, are you allowed to be a mod if you had your account before you were of age?

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

compact dick

#

💫 17 | #general

Eri#1000

Fun fact: if you apply when you are currently a mod, you apply for the Website Admin position

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

Marco is a mega weeb who likes compact dicks

#

⭐ 7 | #general

𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗴#0001

if a mod gets their application denied they get demoted

#

🌟 10 | #general

Duane_#0001

We get promoted to customer.

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🌟 12 | #general

TurtleIdiot#8594

❌ "You're fired"

✅ "You're promoted to customer"

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💫 14 | #general

Duane_#0001

Leave this server and I will delete your bots :chaos:

#

⭐ 7 | #general

Duane_#0001

We're cuties because our community is filled with a bunch of lovable cuties with beautiful smiles.

#

⭐ 6 | #general

Hazelpy#3437

Gay is okay 👌 🏳️‍🌈

#

💫 20 | #general

Eri#1000

Bot dev Applications 2020

We're looking to select some of you to help and join our awesome Bot Developers Team to make the queue bigger like 5 Oliys 🤠

If you think you have what it takes apply using the link below 😎 👇🏻

Apply here: >https://top.gg/newbot> 🔗

*We don't have a set closing time for these applications as we like to make the queue bigger but we will send a follow up message here closer to the time when we are thinking of stopping submissions

Please note sharing answers to the last two questions on the form will result in a mute or other punishments.

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⭐ 5 | #general

BrammyS#0001

Where do i apply to be oliy?

#

🌟 9 | #general

TurtleIdiot#8594

mods hate me, find out how I never get punished with one simple trick!
@plain yoke tax evasion

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

ofc it's now in dbl history that nothing runs without a turkish mod

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🌟 9 | #general

TurtleIdiot#8594

covid-19-chan
@glass sapphire OwO what's this? *grabs vaccine*

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

zSnails#5755

ah yes

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Rocket.js#9311

:leave: God has left the chat

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 10:57 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

ThatTonybo#0001

yo guys uhh you should be social distancing

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

sammy#0749

well now im gonna be a citizen of brazil

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

https://epic.skullbite.me/lhzkqlk.png bruh

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

MegaBit0#4876

dbl starterpack

crude swiftBOT Mar 29, 2020, 11:48 PM

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

so you like dismembering heads off of corpses

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✨ 39 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #27711]

User

Discord Server List#5657 (@haughty wave)

Moderator

Xignotic#0001

Reason

Raid

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 12:22 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

Protect yourself from corona: stop making corona bots. Protect mods who’ll review them. #StayAtHomeWithoutCreatingCovid19BotsPlease

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⭐ 3 | #general

Noah#7409

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/264445053596991498/693976551577878628

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Steven4547466#1407

https://oliy.is-just-a.dev/2xaz79_3343.png

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 6:26 AM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

loud exaggerated moans

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 7:31 AM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

ily ken

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 8:24 AM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

gazellim#5782

It will say hi welcome

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⭐ 7 | #general

gazellim#5782

I understand you sorry

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 9:25 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Eri is the only moderator who is required to re-take the mod application. He flooded the server with 1/4 completed turkish bots and caused us all to call for yardim.

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 10:10 AM

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

if I had donations I would run a stream where im gambling away viewer's money

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 11:56 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Nightmarionne#2141

https://nightmare.is-inside.me/h9cEGaEu.png

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 12:11 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

Weeb Admins, yes.

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 12:29 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/yT7Myy7h.png

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/jadlA4LF.png

#

💫 13 | #general

Burnt#6490

I'll get you discord nitro

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

ThatTonybo#0001

here's some facts

#

💫 20 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #27723]

User

move moheb#2750 (@onyx island)

Moderator

Tonkku#0107

Reason

spamming ads in my DMs

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 2:05 PM

#

💫 25 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot deleted]

Bot

ZiBot#4118 (@molten prairie)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

Bot was used for mass DM ads, bot owner is admin on the advertised server

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0149

white names : discord.gg
mods : https://imgur.com/gallery/V4TVpbC

Cosmic Ban

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Roki_100#0230

http://data.roki.ovh/roki/xC9EQKUgozOxcio.png help

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

@manic tusk can you be my linux :awkwardflushed:

crude swiftBOT Mar 30, 2020, 8:15 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

why was I on french pornhub :KEKW:

#

🌟 12 | #general

Ricochet#0001

Oliy looks fine as is, you don't need to photoshop him to look like a big tower, he already is one :peepoWeird:

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 12:38 AM

#

✨ 58 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #18566]

User

5R ⛧ Bıraktı ＃BelkiBirgün#0028 (@undone vigil)

Moderator

Xignotic#0001

Reason

Minecraft porn in off-topic

#

✨ 63 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #18567]

User

[DATA REDACTED]#8583 (@near meadow)

Moderator

Xignotic#0001

Reason

Underage (5 years old)

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

IM 2 years old!!!!

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Nightmarionne#2141

Duane take me to your chamber smirk

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 7:48 AM

#

💫 13 | #development

PortalFan2009 "woo"#4414

Do you need node.js AND discord.js!?!?!?

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

ThatTonybo#0001

i'm scared

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 8:52 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Nightmarionne#2141

https://nightmare.is-inside.me/hFw2eTIj.png

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Nightmarionne#2141

https://nightmare.is-inside.me/5KoQ126m.png

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 11:52 AM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

https://i.imgur.com/dvtjcJz.png

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 12:53 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Roki_100#0230

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 1:31 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

i should learn japanese

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 1:53 PM

#

✨ 36 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #27765]

Bot

Aeon#4105 (@wise loom)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and spam testing channels with rick astley gifs

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 2:51 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0149

https://lumap.is-inside.me/gpJBzm98.png opzfhyio mze hvftipre

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 3:53 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

@wary hill

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 4:25 PM

#

💫 27 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Unmute | Case #27766]

Bot

Aeon#4105 (@wise loom)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

rick astley wrapped up his rick rolling

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Noctember#6660

tiktok repository

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 7:33 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

im not weeb at all

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 8:32 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

my dad owns discord tonkku

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Epic#6666

Oliy be looking kinda THICC

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Ted#1000

dbl should buy discord

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 9:20 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

WhenPixel#0001

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

💫 13 | #development

dragonblitz10#9541

hey guys quick.db is best db /s

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

@copper canopy gay ship command

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Steven4547466#1407

I cant hook my brain into the http request service sadly

#

⭐ 5 | #general

NJ#2850

STOP SAYONG BYE

#

⭐ 5 | #general

NJ#2850

THERE IS NO RULE SAYING I CANT HAVE DRAMA WIT SOMEONE

crude swiftBOT Mar 31, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #general

NJ#2850

STOP TALKING TO ME LMFAO

#

💫 13 | #general

Hurryfaster#2258

which bots do i need to create a waifu server

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0742

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 6:04 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Fixed

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 8:22 AM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

That bot gives facts, and that's a fact. :sungwasses:

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 10:14 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Jonny#7642

i am coming out as furry

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 12:02 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

one @jaunty zinc for 4 Jonny https://eri.party/i/SrvX8y.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 12:53 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Ricochet#0001

Oliy is not the coronavirus @mystic nimbus :rageW:

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 1:42 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

ravy#0001

@mystic nimbus that's a smol pp

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 2:10 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

Everyone in DBL right now:

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

yes i'm stinky

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

I'm a weeb

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

I am cute

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

ΛƐפ#0123

my berian hyurts

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

TrianglarDownload / 5481757914#4518

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

gn weebs

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

Bowser: thinking is hard

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 4:58 PM

#

✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

petition to change the server icon to this

crude swiftBOT Apr 1, 2020, 7:00 PM

#

💫 16 | #commands

Timo Aardappel#6163

Imagine having less than 64 gb of memory

#

🌟 8 | #development

Tim#2373

the absolute worst thing in software engineering is
client: "i want to add XYZ"
dev: "WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO BEFORE??? NOW ITS TOO LATE"

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 12:05 AM

#

💫 15 | #commands

MILLION#1321

if you somehow get my token pls ping me

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 1:52 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

Linux has covid19 immunity

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 6:54 AM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

imagine commenting code...

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 10:13 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

I'll dance live with my webcam for a discord plushie smirk

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 11:56 AM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

Welcome to DBL

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Icero#3516

User : Why does it takes so long to approve my bot ?

Website mod :

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 12:16 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

my incredible dance skills

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 12:34 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

You've heard of lil wayne... now get ready for lil duane_ blobdance

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

https://img.ichigo.uk/ptGVflrcOSAB.mp4

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 1:46 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

Duane's pregnancy dance is hot.

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

https://i.imgur.com/xxcxU7L.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 6:20 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

crude swiftBOT Apr 2, 2020, 9:10 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

@lyric furnace Hey Iara can I talk to you about ken?

I've been talking with him and we've grown pretty close. I know you two are a thing and all but I was going to politely ask if you could break up with him? I just really feel a connection to him and I feel he would be happier with me.

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 4:57 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

me: saying hi to my cat
my cat:

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 1:18 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/CkfYo02G.png welcome to mod apps

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Reine#5644

ah yes windows bootup but cursed

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 1:45 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Panku#0721

Too many horny people in chat. please ban

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 2:53 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

ICanseeYourPixels#7336

it was at this moment when marco realized he is watching too much anime and he needs to know more about the outside world

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 3:57 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

When you think you're original but then this happens

https://lumap.is-inside.me/n7ZccGlO.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 4:56 PM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Creeper55k#5000

we aren't allowed to leave

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 5:49 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/531t1uV.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 7:21 PM

#

💫 22 | #general

Timo Aardappel#6163

Follow these insctuctions to Fix Chip for yourself:

Go to User Settings
Click "Delete Account"
If you have 2FA Enabled, enter your 6 digits code
Press "Delete"
???
Profit!

crude swiftBOT Apr 3, 2020, 10:02 PM

#

✨ 53 | #commands

LNG Pjavion#2076

botinfo <@&264889767072628742>

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 12:51 AM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Nanø#7269

Whitenames when they ask for help and you tell them what to do be like

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 8:29 AM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

flazepe#8587

mmLol

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 3:59 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

[ dank ] Voltrex Master#3587

@worldly dragon it's not spamming?
Or you're just paying respects to us by pressing F?

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 5:40 PM

#

✨ 35 | #general

robowarrior#7856

<@&304313580025544704> its seems like that...
Mee6 is not working properly in my discord
It don't give any notification when I am youtube live
Sometime it don't give any notifications of my videos too..
What to do...
Can you please help me?

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 6:08 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Erensi_28#1761

discord is a very stable platform

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 6:37 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Eren#1000

https://eren-is.online/79ga.png

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Roki_100#0230

@wintry oriole https://youtu.be/IJPoA9jV9i8

duane dancing to arab techno 1h [Luzer xD]

this video was sponsored by raid shadow legends, like & sub

crude swiftBOT Apr 4, 2020, 8:18 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Roki_100#0230

bot declined
bot moderator
find the prefix marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2
reason
i cant find the prefix

crude swiftBOT Apr 5, 2020, 1:23 AM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Noctember#6660

dbl online classes day 1

crude swiftBOT Apr 5, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

this guy's filling up my German hard drive with Alek pictures

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

at least upload some nudes of him for later

crude swiftBOT Apr 5, 2020, 12:00 PM

#

✨ 47 | #development

Danny Hpy#0001

how do we allow the last line?

crude swiftBOT Apr 5, 2020, 3:05 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

Scrusher#0975

I changed my account. My old name: "Eliyev#4149". If I am accepted please write to my new account (Scrusher#0975) <@&304313580025544704> pls

crude swiftBOT Apr 5, 2020, 3:24 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

DBL Members when Xig is on his way to DBL

crude swiftBOT Apr 5, 2020, 4:38 PM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Creeper55k#5000

how does a 3 year old become a dev

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

10/10

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

https://eri.party/i/fPRKQ6.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 1:48 AM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

i predict my high school graduation being on fortnite

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 10:53 AM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

ah yes

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 11:17 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

longsip

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 3:36 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #general

Reine#5644

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

Scale of originality on video streaming platforms
Youtube: 60%
Vimeo: ew.
Instagram: 40%
TikTok: 3%

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

guys ig @lyric furnace is a bit lewd https://eri.party/i/K2Lm6g.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 4:39 PM

#

💫 16 | #general

Eri#1000

Luca is the only paid human who declines and approves bots by playing Heads or Tails.

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 5:05 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

Hope#1445

lol wait a fuckin minute https://hope.is-inside.me/yP7MWLCj.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 6:14 PM

#

✨ 28 | #development

Builderb#0001

Create code
Make a mess of your code
Fail at making a bot
Spend hours trying to fix a simple issue
Accept that your code is bad

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 6:34 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

ExceedRed#1027

crude swiftBOT Apr 6, 2020, 7:57 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#0001

The E-gang

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Noctember#6660

Right click server name & left click Leave Server to pay respect.

crude swiftBOT Apr 7, 2020, 12:30 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0742

crude swiftBOT Apr 7, 2020, 1:46 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

@manic tusk colour is normal English
color is stupid English

crude swiftBOT Apr 7, 2020, 2:07 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Nightmarionne#2141

@late shell I fixed it

crude swiftBOT Apr 7, 2020, 2:22 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0742

i am noot weeb

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

YourLocalChief#8772

crude swiftBOT Apr 7, 2020, 3:59 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT Apr 7, 2020, 5:18 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

@wind zealot oh i'll show you a real d

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 3:01 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

🌟 10 | #general

Hope#1445

has your server passed 100 servers already?

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 5:26 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/5HUejnJ.png

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

calling discord at 3am (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SEXUAL)

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 6:02 AM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

hey discord.. 😳
guess what 😄

🎉🎉 ur verification system is trash 🎉🎉

pls fix ☹️

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Fin#1337

YOU CANT CLOSE THE SYSTEM DM

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 9:11 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0001

discord : we will never ask u about token
also discord : show me ID card

#

✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Discord: Photo ID please...

13 year old bot developers:

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 11:32 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 12:34 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Dang it... now I need to provide photo id for my selfbot too 😩

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Just make a bot called "100 Servers", and it'll eventually live up to its name.

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 2:25 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Link#0420

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

DEV Anand#9999

<@&304313580025544704>

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 5:58 PM

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

Luca#1375

Embed

dblMod Banned Discord#0000 (@rocky widget)

#

✨ 99 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #28050]

Bot

Discord#0000 (@rocky widget)

Moderator

Tonkku#0107

Reason

apparently you can ban the Discord system message user from your server

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 8:42 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Bowsie#0001

slightly ashamed...

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 9:13 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

i'll take over dbl and sell it back to them because i need the money

crude swiftBOT Apr 8, 2020, 10:10 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 2:17 AM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

farting is a sign of power

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 2:40 AM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/4T6jZKs.gif

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

wow

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 10:18 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

join bravery, brilliance, balance or inability to function with a role of leadership and/or responsibility

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 1:29 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

i heard the H word

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 1:58 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

who the fuck am I

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Nightmarionne#2141

Perfect timing

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 2:41 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

TricolorHen061#1443

Step 1: Become Discord Staff
Step 2. Give yourself every badge
Step 3: Profit

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 3:33 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

i turned my self into a discord client morty!

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 5:08 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

hey guys if tonkku quotes this message I'll send hot chicks
@late shell

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Frolic#9805

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 7:06 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Bowsie#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 9:09 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

KuuHaKu#7337

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nonad-block/mjdphmpknkepficogfmnfhabmlngggip

NonAd Block

This extension blocks any content that is NOT an ad.

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 10:37 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

@late shell I can offend everyone here

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 11:02 PM

#

💫 26 | #general

Hope#1445

https://hope.is-inside.me/B23EYY6L.png i should be baned.

crude swiftBOT Apr 9, 2020, 11:39 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

Discord human list

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 1:07 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Bowsie#0001

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

discord: ok so we're gonna test the bots to see if they get badges

90k turkish d.js devs submitting their avatar command apps:

discord: nevermind.

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 1:52 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0742

i'm just a less hot version of peter parker

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 4:42 AM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

it can get worse nya~

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 8:58 AM

#

💫 24 | #bids

Kokoro 心#0000

@amber leaf Bid $3535 USD on Anime Tag - server

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 9:52 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Ladies and Gentleman, Tonkku! 👏

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 11:43 AM

#

🌟 11 | #development

✪Nevanム#5109

i need 9 hour to download 59mb file ;-;

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 1:10 PM

#

⭐ 3 | #commands

[ dank ] Voltrex Master#3587

[When you realize most bot devs are ppl with anime pfp...]

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 2:29 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

kyoyu#7777

pls fix

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 2:52 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

T̶a̶n̶n̶e̶r̶#0001

gotta love these poorly administrated shopping sites https://i.imgur.com/JeGvttS.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/fVPAMZGX.png a ton of stats

#

💫 13 | #general

mScript ☠#0020

fucker you man

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/SM51Gdd.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 10, 2020, 10:50 PM

#

💫 20 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #28122]

User

RedLuke#2699 (@frail notch)

Moderator

Tonkku#0107

Reason

spamming poop in off-topic saying this server sucks

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 1:17 AM

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

♡AIDEN♡#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 1:45 AM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

T̶a̶n̶n̶e̶r̶#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 9:17 AM

#

💫 22 | #development

tøxicΨ#1613

Why do I need to code for a webhook cant I just select the webhook and write with it?

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 11:06 AM

#

💫 21 | #topgg-api

Tonkku#0107

@arctic wadi Hey are you aware your bot Kepi is getting getting ratelimited 10k times in 30 minutes?

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 12:13 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Petition to make this the new owner of DBL/TOP.GG

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 1:28 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

buy a message pack for 1000 messages per month for $4.99/mo and any extra messages at $0.004/message

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 1:49 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

Welp... I am now under arrest so thanks a lot Lukas.

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

https://img.ichigo.uk/ABI0dTYJWCKK.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 2:19 PM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/iuFZVDoI.png your average DBL mod while reviewing the bot queue

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 2:37 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Senku#3464

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 11, 2020, 9:32 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

TricolorHen061#1443

There are 6 MEE6...

#

⭐ 7 | #general

Eri#1000

Bans are art, because people smart :sunglaso:

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 12:53 AM

#

💫 18 | #commands

Nocto#0948

One for the homies

Upvotes

2154

Downvotes

64

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

✨ 60 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #17407]

User

Jip Tullemans#2732 (@ocean field)

Moderator

Tonkku#0107

Reason

DMed me after getting muted telling me to lick my ass

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 5:49 AM

#

💫 13 | #commands

NotLuca#2594

you've been ricked

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 11:44 AM

#

🌟 9 | #general

BariPlayzYT#7816

my bot is used by discord bot maker

#

💫 27 | #mod-testing

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 12:13 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #general

BariPlayzYT#7816

BOT MAKER THE BEST

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 1:58 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #commands

Timo Aardappel#6163

I'm not as gay as Rythm

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 2:47 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

gotta say, you know when peeps are smart and try to post an IP logger and manage to grab their own IP

crude swiftBOT Apr 12, 2020, 6:25 PM

#

💫 14 | #development

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

You should not start by programming bot if you've never coded before

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 12:07 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

me irl

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 12:29 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

Peter's gay confirmed

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 2:37 AM

#

⭐ 4 | #commands

VXcomplexity#4633

✅Yes✅
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Question: (is corona bots more ridiculous than the corona virus itself?)

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 5:29 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Lizard#0001

I just bought a mousepad then checked the reviews and this is what I see first https://lizard.space.lol/7kSp7

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 6:19 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

boss#0001

And

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

https://i.redd.it/5xam72hqjgs41.jpg

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 8:06 AM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0742

thank you science

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 9:43 AM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

hiimpie#6942

DBL Grocery

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 11:06 AM

#

💫 13 | #moderators

Duane_#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 11:25 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

bugs fixed herobrine removed

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

mods when they find out they're not on the trial-mod wave

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 12:03 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

ICanseeYourPixels#7336

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 1:20 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

trial mod chat be like

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 2:14 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

roadblock#5847

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622538678115500073/699261162260398230/Screenshot_20200315-193533_Google.jpg

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 3:57 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Cxllm#8688

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 4:20 PM

#

💫 13 | #699204192639778887

Duane_#0001

Hello new people, I don't need to introduce myself because if you stick around here long enough you'll wish you got a restraining order.

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 5:19 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 6:17 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

who the fuck lost his delivery of a house on the road

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 8:01 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Ted#1000

the trial that looses the most sleep gets promoted

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 9:10 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

I hate you @thick crater 😂

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 9:32 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

YetiGuy!#1763

@rough wharf Hope you enjoy it :elonlaugh:

crude swiftBOT Apr 13, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

https://raid-shadow-legends.is-inside.me/bKaojyZv.png
help

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 1:55 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 12:20 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Cxllm#8688

https://corynth.is-inside.me/f2JJiijp.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 12:49 PM

#

💫 14 | #boomers

TheReal#1781

activity isn't really a requirement for getting accepted
@brave parcel before I came mod I sent something like 4 message 😂

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 1:34 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

person: sees canary in the link of my screenshot
person:

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 1:56 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Snowflake#2269

Thonk

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 2:15 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

KuuHaKu#7337

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/2JWFjjE.png
@tribal apex the game is free, those are taxes

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 6:28 PM

#

✨ 38 | #265156322012561408

Mr Delivery Man#5019

crude swiftBOT Apr 14, 2020, 9:44 PM

#

💫 27 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #27780]

User

NJ#2850 (@hidden hull)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Thinking that bringing other servers' drama in #general is the best way to communicate with another user (who blocked them), only because it's the only mutual server that they have. Temporarily muted them without stating a reason to investigate, and they spammed my DMs by saying that I can't mute them for that because it's not clearly specified in our rules that we "can't create dramas" here.

As they seem to require a list of the rules that they were breaking: rules 1 by acting like a dick, 3a by creating conflicts for useless reasons here, 5 by spamming messages with full caps, 8 by having a disrespectful behavior toward everyone in chat asking you to stop.

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 7:01 AM

#

💫 16 | #development

Devil#4070

By mistake I deleted all codes

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 8:24 AM

#

💫 25 | #boomers

Tonkku#0107

when you repost on tiktok

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 10:13 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

y u r so qt? ⊂(◉‿◉)つ#3464

Too old meme

#

💫 14 | #general

Lumap#0001

https://corynth.xyz/lumap/UqZVzVkh.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 11:34 AM

#

✨ 38 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Johnny Cash#9852 (@tranquil timber)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

The long description on your bot's page is filled out with spam (of duplicated/random text) to reach the 300 character minimum requirement. Please rewrite your description to include more useful information about your bot.

Is a bot that does things i dont really know it is my first one so yah so yes i need to get two 300 characters so yup yah how is your day going have you read this far lol how much is 300 characters why does it not tell you that is kinda dumb 3866363263278783278327832783278 number spam XD 892478947984389894389439243790452 YEs yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 89458970578905789537890543735789035678907890563789053783567805678567856378563785637863578

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 2:37 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

most wholesome Awoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRByTaOjkE

awoo.mp4 [senzawa]

sorry
☆twitter - https://twitter.com/sensenzawa
thanks u joel for putting up with my bullshittery. boys got the patience of a saint: http://www.youtube.com/jaydeeva

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 7:27 PM

#

🌟 12 | #general

Spider#5879

@static vigil its not self promotion its just marketing effectively

crude swiftBOT Apr 15, 2020, 9:01 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Reine#5644

https://neko.is-inside.me/euO5FhNM.png amazing. Wow.

#

💫 22 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #28298]

User

Yukari#3371 (@grave raven)

Moderator

Timo Aardappel#6163

Reason

selfbot, responds to "owo".

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 2:25 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

found tonkku

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 4:37 AM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

so dream is just a fucking dora the explorer for distros

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 5:56 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

Starboard in general is nothing good until you have someone say something off their chest and it gets starred because its out of context making them sound like a homosexual

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 6:56 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

Teachers in physical schools: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Teachers in online schools: Why are no one talking? SOMEONE ANSWER THIS MATH QUESTION, FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 8:47 AM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Brain#0001

that.internal.eris.function = function() { /* my crap mostly copy and paste */ }

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 10:24 AM

#

💫 19 | #commands

G3V#0123

he host his bot in the mcdonalds toilets

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 10:59 AM

#

💫 25 | #commands

VXcomplexity#4633

Google how to get on the starboard without saying anything special ⭐

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 12:31 PM

#

💫 15 | #commands

G3V#0123

https://gyazo.com/c23a60fd5427238eeb2b9b6a74a82d33.gif

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 2:51 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

welcome to Crunchyroll, we have lots of anime and even more comments like this

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 4:59 PM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

CoolGuyJoe#0583

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 5:44 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#0001

my password is so random
@marble ridge "so random" is your password? nice password

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 6:00 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Frolic#9805

people who pronounce gif as "jif" being sent directly to hell after meeting God and calling him Jod

crude swiftBOT Apr 16, 2020, 7:18 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

【ティレニティ】Tirenity#4508

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253591305781903360/695173236186546196/why_i_should_be_mod.mp4

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

http://discordbots.is-serious.business/6haS2C7.gif

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 2:15 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

forget it steal someone's code

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

i cant not

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 4:15 AM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

boss#0001

Discord probably realized you stink

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

who said i watched anime

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Arthur#0002

marco watched hentai
The first thing I see when I open this channel

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

europe kept bullying the finnish people because "they dont exist" so they just moved to asia instead

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

what the fuck are you doing on discord that's causing you to get pings every 4 seconds

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 6:19 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

rambhai#9819

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 6:53 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

🔥

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

if the dev says its not a bug the dev is lazy

all discord engineers are lazy and avoid accepting legit bug reports

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 9:22 AM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Waylander#7979

How do I activate the second one ???

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 10:34 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Shiemi#6666

can someone help me make a bot using html only

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 11:06 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Brain#0001

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

We only certify covid-19 bots 😎

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

I will make Xignotic bot and somehow get a stinky tag

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 12:24 PM

#

✨ 45 | #mod-logs

Dream#9616

Since mod log is down

Ban
User: Thaynan Carvalho#5556 (662711227881095235)
Moderator: @lapis thistle

Reason: this is not a dating server

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 1:10 PM

#

💫 34 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #25000]

User

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328 (@brave parcel)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Pinging mods for non emergency (and happy 25k cases)

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

MTND#9804

I just came

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

why did i actually laugh at berry saying penis

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 1:39 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

This is how we avoid miscommunication in DBL's staff team https://eri.party/i/VXYyaD.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 2:01 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

wish I had a rice

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 2:23 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Cxllm#8688

https://corynth.xyz/cdn/9BrhvmCB.png Yes please

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/tQ7vpkaJ.png

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Reine#5644

Help me

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 3:41 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 4:19 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

/s

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 4:37 PM

#

🌟 9 | #development

- HDB - KGM#1817

Mans added everything he could find online.
^^^ lmao

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 5:30 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

oliy is so fat he fell off the member list

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 5:47 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

Me towards current mods
Oliy apparently fat :oliy:
Tonkku the one i wanna :hugguspoon:
Xig super stinky :beggygiggle:
Marco the stats and league weeb :UwU:
Iara the worst mod
Duane the pengusip thIEF AND BOOLY
Eri and Eren best turk qties
Shivu best trial mod uwu
TheReal the person that Dms me at unexpected times
Timo potato the person with great music taste but terrible art taste
Timo Halofan is the one who always seems to have something smart to say

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 7:16 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Creeper55k#5000

@wanton tiger he's afraid of oliy's massive gums

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 9:18 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

once I got some finnish dude
sent me an invite to a server named Bot List with one member and asked if I wanted to own it

crude swiftBOT Apr 17, 2020, 11:19 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

sammy#5335

i want to go fucking

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Daave#0001

i wish i knew css

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 4:18 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

GoogleFeud#5048

I'm going to host my bot on DBL

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 5:32 PM

#

💫 14 | #general

Sam#9452

"Python is the better version of js" -Sam

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 6:25 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

kyoyu#7777

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 8:03 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

Google: Have you watched YouTube the last week?
Me: Yes.
Google: How much do you rely on YouTube to sustain your well being?
Me: Somewhat
Google: That must be a LIE!!! But anyways, here is 14.3 cents.

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 9:31 PM

#

⭐ 6 | #general

Affluent Avo#6099

i literally tried to click in this y e s because i thought it was a half-spoiler, even if that doesnt rlly exist

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 10:07 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

Everybody gangsta till Tonkku and his son joins.

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 10:29 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Shiemi#6666

my english borked

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 10:44 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517071387903524876/700563102927945758/56066f2.jpg

crude swiftBOT Apr 18, 2020, 11:51 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

@sly kayak daddy

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 12:25 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 2:05 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/5SYXeha.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 8:29 AM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Vysion#3272

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 8:51 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

that means xiggy literally typed "i am stinky"

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 9:21 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

From the makers of Corona Bot and Turkish bot...

Bad Bots Inc. proudly presents...

Turkish Corona Bot

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 1:50 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

@winter brook we need to fix this

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 2:58 PM

#

🌟 8 | #general

Speedy#1817

this is a reason on its own to fight the pandemic 😔

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 3:54 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

BOYStijn#8911

is this good?

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 6:27 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Builderb#0001

Imgine getting banned for feet pics :hahAA: what a chad

crude swiftBOT Apr 19, 2020, 8:48 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

kyoyu#7777

@kindred edge i have something epic for you

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 5:09 AM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

wHy DoEs QuEuE tAkE 2-3 wEeKs

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 6:18 AM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

raid is cookie clicker with graphics

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 12:31 PM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

Tazhys#2665

Enjoy

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 1:52 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

windows 9#9819

@winged nova give me moment just calling bill gates.

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 2:53 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

KuuHaKu#7337

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

go i want your cert all over me @crude swift 💋

#

🌟 11 | #general

[ dank ] Voltrex Master#3587

Covid =>
C CANCEROUS
O OP
V VIRUS
I IN
D DISCORD

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 3:53 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 4:58 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

Google opinion rewards literally asks me this question at least once a month

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 5:33 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

♤Shiemi♤#6666

why is shiv eating phone

crude swiftBOT Apr 20, 2020, 8:41 PM

#

✨ 56 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #28530]

User

CollierDevs#2407 (@deft nebula)

Moderator

Tonkku#0107

Reason

Asked a random person in voice chat for credit card details. Also apparently claimed they were a god | 24h

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 1:45 AM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Nanø#1234

the 4 reasons your bot might be rejected

It’s not online
nekos.life endpoint
Broken command
You are a self proclaimed god

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 6:23 AM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

You said the said yesterday

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

I almost just slammed my monitor on my keyboard thinking I was using a laptop

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 8:49 AM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

Discord the next mobile update

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 11:03 AM

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 1:11 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Tazhys#2665

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 5:46 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/AK7oPED.png

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

CollierDevs#2407

twitter is amazing. @empty oracle

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Vysion#3272

https://f.pixels.moe/AP8Gurgi.png i should start calling my upvotes stars instead

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

your boat needs to wait in the queue

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 7:09 PM

#

🌟 8 | #305715157773058058

JPBBerry#0742

pie thong

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

💫 13 | #general

aaix#0001

the fact that someone had to specify this is painful

crude swiftBOT Apr 21, 2020, 10:46 PM

#

💫 16 | #development

Thaun_#0001

🔵 this is purple

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 4:29 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 5:16 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

how gay does this get

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

toxic work environment, sexual harassment... seems like a normal workplace to me

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 6:23 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

https://twitter.com/NeverCyber28/status/1252715050688811011?s=20 genius

[Cyber28 (@NeverCyber28)]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmicrowave

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 9:34 AM

#

✨ 40 | #memes-and-media

Lê Dieu Revolx#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 10:13 AM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Duane_#0001

covid-19 means Cool Video 2019

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 3:47 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Creeper55k#5000

why am i binge watching the adventures of sonic the hedgehog

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 4:48 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

i simp for the male gender

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 5:33 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Epic#6666

Me: Imagine if oliy said penis
Oliy: https://im.farfrom.world/vtnpzifhdq.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 22, 2020, 9:34 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

guys we found TED (@static vigil) now we need to figure out why he talks

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 5:30 AM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

https://img.ichigo.uk/NJDTUA0VBHXG.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 9:01 AM

#

✨ 49 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #28705]

User

Maxisthemoose#0001 (@young terrace)

Moderator

Timo Aardappel#6163

Reason

Using their bot to post the entire bee movie script in #commands | 3 days

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 9:29 AM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

There's someone I wanna abuse lol

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 1:21 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 2:09 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

http://watchanimeattheoffice.com/ is still my favorite website ngl

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 3:16 PM

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

CoolGuyJoe#0583

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 7:09 PM

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

KuuHaKu#7337

I guess you meant "should I compile to jvm or puke to js"

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 8:55 PM

#

⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

𝖆𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉#0007

Just for speaking Spanish, will they mutate me? Hahah

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 9:17 PM

#

💫 17 | #general

ÆK21#0001

Can somebody send me java script link?

crude swiftBOT Apr 23, 2020, 11:15 PM

#

🌟 10 | #development

Cinnamon roll#7682

i forgot about else if

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 5:10 AM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

kyoyu#7777

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 10:44 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

♤Shiemi♤#6666

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 11:07 AM

#

💫 21 | #commands

G3V#0123

i code on a ipod

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 1:34 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 4:17 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Lê Dieu Revolx#0001

New PC btw

#

💫 23 | #general

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

nice

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 5:15 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 6:13 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

https://peter.is-stinky.wtf/xrlgafrhsa.png

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

I never knew bots will be the ones which will get me laid

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 6:45 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

ddOpher#9579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK386J8c3Ek

호박벌 수박이의 죽음 (The death of my friend bee) [제발돼라 PleaseBee]

수박이의 갑작스러운 죽음은
호박과 청순, 우리를 모두 슬프게 한다.

수박이를 처음 만난 건 2월 초,
어느덧 2개월이 넘는 시간을 함께 했다.

나는 5월쯤 호박이와 수박이를
자연으로 돌려보내고 싶었으나
모든 것은 나의 바람대로 되지는 않는다.

얼마 전부터 수박이는 꿀 먹는 양이 줄었다.
나는 어리호박벌의 수명주기를 찾아봤고
수컷의 경우 이듬 해 봄에 죽는다는 사실을 알게 되었다.
하지만 이렇게 빨리 수박의 죽음이 찾아올 줄은 몰랐다.
(레인지의 경우 나에게 작별인사를 할 수 있는 며칠의...

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 7:12 PM

#

💫 29 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Kick | Case #19997]

Bot

Raid Knot#6237 (@quaint dust)

Moderator

shivaco#0001

Reason

"YOu JUSt HavE sEND AN EMBED, ThIS is nOt allowED By discoRD ToS, tHUs YoU HaVE beEN Banned from This SERVer."
DMs when a link is posted

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 7:50 PM

#

💫 14 | #development

佐々木ニック#1337

Programming vampires bite code, bit by bit. :LaughPepe:

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 8:57 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://thats-a.bad-me.me/A5j6fLD.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 24, 2020, 9:28 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

Aurelian#9999

I want certified Developer role

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 12:26 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

~~I wouldn't use anything terminal based for coding in the first place~~

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 5:40 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Reine#5644

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 8:46 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 2:27 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 3:24 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

You know you've made it when your couches aren't against a wall.

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 3:45 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Chi#2000

"Nooooooo you have separate text using paragraphs and style them you can't use an html element it's bad separation of concerns"

"Haha line break go <br>rrr"

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 4:35 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Anime forever#6606

i think, it is true

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 5:32 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Steven4547466#1407

https://oliy.is-just-a.dev/3gj95g_3699.png excuse me what?

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 5:54 PM

#

✨ 44 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

DragonBotComu#9889 (@snow oyster)

Moderator

iara#0001

Reason

Your bot was offline when we tried to review it. For that reason, we are unable to test it. Please get your bot online and re-apply.
Additionally, your prefix is vfgbgngenthgnhfhgjtghrfdzsvbb,gkhytezsxcv bn,jkjuytgrfedsfghtjui-y(t'rezdsfgtyu_. Are you sure it's your prefix? If it's not, please remember to fix it in your next bot submission.

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 7:27 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Reine#5644

2020 official calendar

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

D86592#5259

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

D86592#5259

https://i.redd.it/a0gcqgq0eeu41.gif

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Moose#4200

crude swiftBOT Apr 25, 2020, 8:33 PM

#

🌟 11 | #development

Cyber28#2864

any dev i can bully with questions about it mmLol

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 8:36 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 11:21 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Panku#0721

Friend told me he had a "double decker couch". I can't believe they weren't lying.

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 12:38 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

lilugug#2635

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 2:10 PM

#

💫 27 | #moderators

Oliy#0330

my butt is numb

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 4:56 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

♤Shiemi♤#6666

@crude swift congrats u got trial mod

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 5:23 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

trial to banned in 30 minutes

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 5:53 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

my mom at one point got super mad at my chat on twitch saying "if the son is a furry is mother a furry???????"
and she was like NO IM NOT DONT CALL ME THAT THEYRE WEIRD
and im like thanks mom

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 6:57 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 7:32 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

honking solutions

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 9:24 PM

#

💫 15 | #general

cabekinz#6017

can anyone tell me where to wright code?

crude swiftBOT Apr 26, 2020, 10:42 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Lukas <> Rxspxct#7911

@manic tusk :pepemh:

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 3:16 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 8:19 AM

#

⭐ 7 | #general

2Joyztickplayz#9107

windows got written halfway pogey

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 8:46 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

@lost isle You have truly and I mean honestly achieved comedy

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 9:42 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

🎀 QuantumCat 🎀#2107

what's corona? haven't heard of it. maybe if you guys submit a few more bots about it i can learn what it is

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 12:09 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497025194662166528/528574638641512456/Please_dont_open.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 1:29 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

for a second i thought u were fucking gay

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 4:35 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 4:58 PM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

d.on('message'                                                 , m => {if( 
m.content==                                                     '-lucaart')
{m.channel       .send(ascii).then                                (m => {  
m.author         .send(ascii).catch                                (e => { 
console          .log(ascii); m.                                   channel 
.send(          `${ascii}                                           ${ascii}`
)                }).finally                                             (_=>
             { console.log                                                (
`           ${ascii}\nluca big                                            `
            )})}); } else if   ( m.                                   content
           === '-dblsbestboy') { m.                                   channel  
          .send(ascii).catch(e =>                                  {console
         .log(ascii);})}  else if                                   (m.content
         === '-child') {m.channel                               .send(ascii
             .catch(_ => { console.                             log(ascii,ascii
                    )}))} else if                               (m.content 
                      ==='-ascii'                               ){m.channel
                                                                  .send(ascii
                                                                  + ascii)
                                                                      .then
(_                                                                      =>{
console.log(ascii)}                                                        )
.catch(_ =>{console                                                        
.log(ascii, ascii);
console.log('command run') })}})

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 7:58 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

flazepe#8587

this thing vys

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

ddOpher#9579

https://ddophers-spirit.is-inside.me/SlydqLmM.png
https://ddophers-spirit.is-inside.me/EqSgSDli.png
https://ddophers-spirit.is-inside.me/R5FohH7E.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 27, 2020, 11:57 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

https://img.ichigo.uk/Ky7KU50I9CMQ.png

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 1:26 AM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

guys my bot is listed on dis.cool!

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 6:02 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

joins boosters VC
Xig: Hey would you date me if I was a worm
leaves boosters VC

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 6:44 AM

#

✨ 37 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #28957]

Bot

Emoji#5298 (@topaz hinge)

Moderator

Duane_#0001

Reason

Bot calls itself retarded and stupid for no reason.

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 8:33 AM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

ravy#0001

i think this was posted here before but this is meirl

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 1:45 PM

#

💫 17 | #topgg-api

HéxagØn#4813

do i have to pay for the API?

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 2:30 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Oliy#0330

i can get those speeds to

rent a vps
install ubuntu dekstop
speedtest.net
GUYS LOOK IM COOL I HAVE BIG MONEY INTERNET
???
Profit

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Oliy#0330

i think uber made this gold

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Epic#6666

Xig when you call him stinky: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837258768515083/704703838405525604/00100sPORTRAIT_00100_BURST20190106220355262_COVER.jpg

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

February#1234

https://dbl.steals-your.creditcard/dabae imagine waking up to this

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

okay wtf did I come back to

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 5:48 PM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

jakeoid#6284

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/564081445870501908/704407808782762054/northkoreannews.mp4

you've all seen the news right?

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 6:33 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

Nobody:
marco: https://tenor.com/RGj9.gif

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 9:45 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Gwiilo#0001

plus there's only one actual human irl with the same first name as I have, and it;s me

crude swiftBOT Apr 28, 2020, 10:23 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Gwiilo#0001

I'm just gonna block you then bc I don't like that stuff

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 5:49 AM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 11:37 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Zastrix#9202

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 12:07 PM

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

look at this quality pog

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 2:07 PM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

spider used to make being a user difficult, now he makes being a mod difficult

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

Promoted to customer

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 2:31 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Frolic#9805

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 6:08 PM

#

💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

crude swiftBOT Apr 29, 2020, 7:01 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

EGGSY#3388

I'm gay

crude swiftBOT Apr 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

Fun fact: this fact is not funny

crude swiftBOT Apr 30, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

crude swiftBOT Apr 30, 2020, 8:05 AM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Epic#6666

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435737358986510357/705176274116542535/unknown.png something borked

crude swiftBOT Apr 30, 2020, 7:36 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

unfortunately dbl has been cancelled

crude swiftBOT Apr 30, 2020, 7:55 PM

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✨ 193 | #announcements

Tonkku#0107

Community modded minecraft server

Some of you active members probably already knew of this but this is the first time we're announcing a minecraft server here in announcements.

We're starting a new modded minecraft world tomorrow: May 1st, 11am GMT. You can find the modpack and all the relevant information here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/topgg-modded.1598626
Server IP is included in the modpack, just select multiplayer.

See you there!

crude swiftBOT May 1, 2020, 8:40 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

A turtle could walk across the world faster than you can get a valid response from Discord support

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT May 1, 2020, 9:46 AM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

crude swiftBOT May 1, 2020, 11:44 AM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

:CrabRave:

crude swiftBOT May 1, 2020, 12:20 PM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

hasnt even been 2 hours https://img.ichigo.uk/2im0hpml2dXc.png

crude swiftBOT May 1, 2020, 2:14 PM

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💫 14 | #general

PKASH#4151

How are people already at 11k votes

crude swiftBOT May 1, 2020, 2:56 PM

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✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/LAiKMAKC.png oliy sized bed

crude swiftBOT May 2, 2020, 2:15 AM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

you get robux if you're under 13

crude swiftBOT May 2, 2020, 5:09 AM

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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Jаcob#0001

I need server members so I did this

crude swiftBOT May 2, 2020, 3:08 PM

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✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#1234

i'll report you and review the report myself

crude swiftBOT May 2, 2020, 9:48 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#1234

-botpost

crude swiftBOT May 2, 2020, 10:31 PM

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✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

discord be like

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✨ 40 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

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crude swiftBOT May 3, 2020, 1:02 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

?

crude swiftBOT May 3, 2020, 1:28 PM

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✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT May 3, 2020, 2:32 PM

#

✨ 37 | #development

cry#2046

google uses keyword searching, not 23rd century technology that reads your mind

crude swiftBOT May 3, 2020, 10:21 PM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

crude swiftBOT May 4, 2020, 8:35 AM

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✨ 38 | #general

oriel beck#0001

Ummm, top.gg, everything is good there bud? Wth?:tnc_wtf:

crude swiftBOT May 4, 2020, 5:57 PM

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✨ 38 | #general

Moksej#3335

crude swiftBOT May 5, 2020, 12:30 AM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

ER | Mert ^_^#7422

@molten laurel i can code a phone

crude swiftBOT May 5, 2020, 9:29 AM

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💫 19 | #general

Nightmarionne#2141

vote lockdown server pogey

crude swiftBOT May 5, 2020, 10:18 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT May 5, 2020, 2:40 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT May 5, 2020, 3:13 PM

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✨ 50 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

crude swiftBOT May 5, 2020, 6:09 PM

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✨ 44 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

no you started reading when you saw penis

crude swiftBOT May 6, 2020, 9:22 AM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

https://eri.party/i/NOENWC.png

crude swiftBOT May 6, 2020, 10:27 AM

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✨ 38 | #305715157773058058

miles#6969

We undewstand hosting and paying fow youw bot is hawd. So, we set out to sowve this pwobwem by hewping bot ownews monetize theiw audience bettew. We offew two woutes to monetization fow those who quawify as discowd bots pawtnews:

paid video content on the bot page expwainew video space
paid content on the voting page, pwiow to issuing the wewawd

a wawge pewcentage of wevenue genewated thwough these spots wiww be twansfewwed to pawtnewed bot ownews. The onwy thing that is wequiwed fwom pawtnewed bots is a deep integwation with voting, since this wiww be youw main dwivew of wevenue. So, if you haven’t awweady, stawt impwementing it today and stawt cowwecting them in owdew to quawify fow a pawtnewship.

bot ownews now have the oppowtunity to tuwn theiw bot and voting pages into an instant wevenue stweam, and automaticawwy hewp pay fow making theiw bots bettew.

crude swiftBOT May 6, 2020, 2:11 PM

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✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

@random grove was making an oliy airlines promotional material but cant be arsed to finish it

crude swiftBOT May 6, 2020, 2:48 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Link#0004

https://youtu.be/J9JlRLSGxjk

Coffin Dance in Mario Kart Wii [RiazorMC]

Sorry for this

crude swiftBOT May 6, 2020, 6:33 PM

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✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

I'm not a simp I promise

crude swiftBOT May 7, 2020, 10:31 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665293773777010709/707881648435232879/unknown.png

fun crash

crude swiftBOT May 7, 2020, 12:53 PM

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0001

the only iron man you're seeing is iron deficiency

crude swiftBOT May 7, 2020, 1:48 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

sammy-ette#5335

bsd is the devil

crude swiftBOT May 7, 2020, 10:21 PM

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✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Bowsie#0001

crude swiftBOT May 7, 2020, 10:48 PM

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✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

the most tragic sight of all

crude swiftBOT May 8, 2020, 2:07 AM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

yes I am the big stink

crude swiftBOT May 8, 2020, 1:55 PM

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💫 21 | #general

LoseJoe#0001

huehue top.offline am i rite

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✨ 35 | #general

zSnails#5755

mee6 literally gives free money for oliy to eat

crude swiftBOT May 9, 2020, 7:00 PM

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

Glasvegas#0001

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 7:36 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Sāya#0113

me:

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 8:00 AM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

iara: rolls on the floor with roly poly
shivaco: rolls head on keyboard
me: concludes that the mod team is professional

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 8:22 AM

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

ez fix :LineMad:

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

Welcome to Discord Bot List
Presenting
Iara rolls on floor
Dream constantly procrastinates
Shiv bullies everyone
Marco becomes more of a weeb
And tonkku watches his creation burn to the ground

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 9:11 AM

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✨ 45 | #265156361791209475

Timo Aardappel#6163

How do you gain IQ, I only lose it

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 11:55 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 3:58 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 7:30 PM

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⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

NathanJS#2447

@narrow estuary don’t cause drama

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 10:10 PM

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💫 15 | #general

✧ Hz.ζ͜͡Éndléss is Marvellous †#0001

im turkish i know english no many

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 11:24 PM

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🌟 11 | #general

D_CypheR1#1738

how do i get on top.gg

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🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

LewisTehMinerz#1337

ROCKET LEAGUE AIMBOT

crude swiftBOT May 10, 2020, 11:53 PM

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🌟 9 | #general

Mincx#0001

when, did we ask

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 7:56 AM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Epic#6666

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 8:18 AM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Cxllm#2631

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 1:23 PM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

Petition to add yeet as alias for ban

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 2:40 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Link#0004

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 5:59 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

pricing for iphone 11:
11 * 100 = $1100 + $100 per extra camera
$1200 ~ $1100

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 6:37 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Reine Ukaya#5644

Bot development servers in a nutshell

crude swiftBOT May 11, 2020, 8:31 PM

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💫 23 | #general

Thaun_#0001

why is my bot online ? https://img.thaun.dev/g4e1t.png

crude swiftBOT May 12, 2020, 1:06 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

KuuHaKu#7337

Yeah, sure, discord app REALLY needed that embed resize

crude swiftBOT May 12, 2020, 12:09 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

404 time not found

crude swiftBOT May 12, 2020, 5:12 PM

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

fuck fuck goose

crude swiftBOT May 12, 2020, 5:48 PM

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Jade#3375

Eri is a baguette

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

whack yourself unconcious to sleep

crude swiftBOT May 12, 2020, 9:26 PM

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🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

i have a 60gb archive

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 7:42 AM

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✨ 29 | #commands

Timo Aardappel#6163

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 1:13 PM

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💫 18 | #development

тιмυя тнє 合法的#0001

ı need nsfw bot codes

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 2:21 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

I want to step into poop every day when I wake up

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 7:13 PM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

PROGRAMMING SOCKS

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 7:45 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Hope#1445

OMG LMAO https://fbi.is-inside.me/5N8p4XB3.png

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 8:27 PM

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✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

discord having an outage on their birthday is the most discord thing discord could do

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Tokyoo#0001

DISCORD: We are dying but all systems operational

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 8:56 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

AlekEagle#0001

"lets celebrate our birthday by showing our users how shitty our servers are!!"

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 9:39 PM

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🌟 11 | #general

shivaco#9999

The only thing that's being breached is my fridge because I'm hungry

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

hi jade

crude swiftBOT May 13, 2020, 10:30 PM

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⭐ 3 | #memes-and-media

Lukas <> Rxspxct#7911

I found this in my pics

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 5:46 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

when all the power rangers gather together

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 12:06 PM

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💫 14 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

@main nymph there are 10 hot bot develoeprs in your area

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 1:37 PM

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 2:23 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Lizard#0001

@nimble turtle what the hell bro you can't just post an actual good meme in dbl

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

you brazillians and your abuse of k

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 3:06 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

sex now has a battle pass

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 7:46 PM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

KuuHaKu#7337

so this is the part where tonkku kills you

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 8:12 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

one of my husbands friends said hes gonna try to have our baby's first word be poggers

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 8:49 PM

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🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

I like how theyre like "YO WE DO THIS NOW COME CHECK IT OUT EVERYONE CAN GET INTO IT" and then you actually do it and their servers die

crude swiftBOT May 14, 2020, 11:54 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Steven4547466#1407

we need to pay marco to become a white name

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 1:21 AM

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💫 19 | #development

ThatTonybo#0001

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 1:58 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

@copper canopy liar

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 11:27 AM

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💫 15 | #commands

ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ#6298

I made google in python

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 1:43 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 5:12 PM

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

trendy#0046

I'm shivacado

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 7:48 PM

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🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

tonkku sucks

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 8:43 PM

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✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Bowsie#0001

crude swiftBOT May 15, 2020, 11:17 PM

#

✨ 42 | #development

Danny Hpy#0304

why is this not working http://localhost:8080/

crude swiftBOT May 16, 2020, 9:18 AM

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🌟 12 | #commands

Timo Aardappel#6163

Hi live on aqua, I'm Timo

crude swiftBOT May 16, 2020, 3:01 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Auxim#0001

having test users :afgrijzing_ontmoet:
using Tonkku as your testing grounds :goedkeuring:

crude swiftBOT May 16, 2020, 10:24 PM

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💫 21 | #development

Cyber28#2864

man i can write javascript instead of selling my soul and a kidney to satan and writing some broken english

crude swiftBOT May 17, 2020, 7:12 AM

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✨ 38 | #moderators

boss#0001

Dbl users: Why can’t mods always review bots.
Mod chat:

crude swiftBOT May 17, 2020, 10:21 AM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

Im gonna spread all my shards among glitch accoints

crude swiftBOT May 17, 2020, 6:23 PM

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✨ 35 | #commands

BenjaminGotBanned#0768

crude swiftBOT May 17, 2020, 9:05 PM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

@main nymph I'm a certified turk

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 3:28 AM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

zSnails#5755

https://i.imgur.com/rio7M7I.jpg

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 5:54 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Aleane#1234

https://dbl.steals-your.creditcard/ERI

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 9:40 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

iara#0001

Why is this so funny to me for no reason

Student: Are "well" and "actually" both single-syllable words?

Teacher: Well yes, but actually no.

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✨ 29 | #general

Timo Aardappel#6163

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 10:48 AM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

DBL Championship | May 2020 Split 2 | Promotion Tournament
Day 3 of 3

@odd swan gets promoted to the Championship while @spice umbra actually let you down and gets relegated to Contenders

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

@left wagon

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 12:25 PM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

@jaunty zinc

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 1:44 PM

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🌟 10 | #general

Eri#1000

imagine being dumb like this guy

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 2:09 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 5:11 PM

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🌟 11 | #general

Looney#6679

hi pretty woman

crude swiftBOT May 18, 2020, 6:05 PM

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✨ 40 | #general

✘෴✘#6760

I’m english no good I’m devloper god I have bote name bot me (Antibot) no botlist I like bot list my bot good

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 5:17 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

wHy DoEs QuEuE tAkE 2-3 wEeKs

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 10:09 AM

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✨ 42 | #general

! r0wkok#8280

if i add my friend's id to owner place in settings.js , my friend gets the badge too?

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 4:08 PM

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✨ 51 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #29882]

User

Oliy#0330 (@kindred edge)

Moderator

Tafina#7642

Reason

Accidental mute, refer to Case #29883

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 4:45 PM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

haha bot queue go brrrrr

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 7:09 PM

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💫 17 | #commands

Rain#5011

bots that dm people should be banned

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💫 15 | #commands

Rain#5011

just steal the fucking repo

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 10:57 PM

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✨ 42 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Unmute | Case #29883]

User

Oliy#0330 (@kindred edge)

Moderator

Tafina#7642

Reason

Wrong user, sorry Oliy!

crude swiftBOT May 19, 2020, 11:26 PM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

@manic tusk Send me some lewds

crude swiftBOT May 20, 2020, 12:29 AM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

TeaLover_xD#2141

crude swiftBOT May 20, 2020, 1:45 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Lukas | Ceo of no Ceo#7911

If you read it the right way it makes sense

crude swiftBOT May 20, 2020, 9:15 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

crude swiftBOT May 20, 2020, 3:31 PM

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💫 21 | #general

rachel#1333

you guys wouldn't personally use a bot if the developer of it attempted to start a raid against a server for a rival bot, right?

crude swiftBOT May 20, 2020, 6:05 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

uber#0001

let is a superior way of declaring your a bitch

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 3:03 AM

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

me when turks are pinging me to ask about their bot in queue, even demoted

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 4:16 AM

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💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

I think Dream is broken

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 10:26 AM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

the genius bar is filled with whitenames

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 1:58 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 2:48 PM

#

✨ 38 | #general

uur#5061

Top.gg's database

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 8:06 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

-botcommands @left wagon

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✨ 46 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #30000]

Bot

Luca#1375 (@crude swift)

Moderator

boss#0001

Reason

Your bot seems to be an unmodified instance of Luca. We dont allow unmodified instances of other bots.

crude swiftBOT May 21, 2020, 11:43 PM

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✨ 40 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Unmute | Case #30002]

Bot

Luca#1375 (@crude swift)

Moderator

boss#0001

Reason

Issue fixed according to dev

crude swiftBOT May 22, 2020, 12:41 AM

#

⭐ 6 | #development

flazepe#8587

ah you're officiallylost

crude swiftBOT May 22, 2020, 5:27 AM

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

[ta]takipsiz ad#3397

my tablet is apple phone is android caomputer is windows bruh

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

IF6#0001

crude swiftBOT May 22, 2020, 10:53 AM

#

✨ 30 | #commands

G3V#0123

crude swiftBOT May 22, 2020, 4:05 PM

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✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Oop#6094

crude swiftBOT May 23, 2020, 9:32 AM

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💫 13 | #general

SpicyDawg#3907

I'm always toxic but I don't swear, be mean and etc if i'm in a Discord server good like this

crude swiftBOT May 23, 2020, 10:52 AM

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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT May 23, 2020, 4:18 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/o7X7NbiS.mp4

crude swiftBOT May 23, 2020, 5:02 PM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

the mods can't decline for seizures because they themselves will be having seizures

crude swiftBOT May 23, 2020, 6:28 PM

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✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103736661396971520/713808677869453342/20200523_132120.png

crude swiftBOT May 23, 2020, 7:32 PM

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✨ 31 | #general

Private#6969

I applied for my bot i added the id of the other developer and i see another one appeared

crude swiftBOT May 24, 2020, 6:54 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://fin.needs-to-s.top/3ZG2VZJ.png

crude swiftBOT May 25, 2020, 1:06 AM

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💫 24 | #general

Callum#6052

when someone asks you to help them fix an error, and you ask them to show their code and they send you this... https://i.callumdev.pw/11kj9.png

crude swiftBOT May 25, 2020, 8:55 AM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

ArchoLek#0001

When Discord Servers are on fire , and all the servers go on outage , discord should post this https://youtu.be/t3otBjVZzT0 on twitter

Something Went Terribly Wrong [Mediocre]

If you're seeing this, something went terribly wrong.

crude swiftBOT May 25, 2020, 11:42 AM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Luke#6723

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

portal eyes

crude swiftBOT May 25, 2020, 3:04 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

those tits -> Timo ik you want them dont try deny it while lurking

crude swiftBOT May 25, 2020, 5:20 PM

#

✨ 73 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #30150]

User

boss#0001 (@devout umbra)

Moderator

boss#0001

Reason

clicked wrong person

crude swiftBOT May 26, 2020, 10:58 AM

#

✨ 38 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

interesting, no results

crude swiftBOT May 26, 2020, 8:12 PM

#

✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT May 26, 2020, 9:09 PM

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

- Kyoya#1047

I cant change my pp

crude swiftBOT May 27, 2020, 1:33 PM

#

✨ 41 | #memes-and-media

PineappleFan#9955

crude swiftBOT May 27, 2020, 7:02 PM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

crude swiftBOT May 27, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Cxllm#2631

crude swiftBOT May 27, 2020, 11:26 PM

#

💫 24 | #auctions-general

aris#0001

@devout umbra i will outbid mee6

crude swiftBOT May 28, 2020, 1:00 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

sammy-ette#5335

can someone host me a mc server

crude swiftBOT May 28, 2020, 1:05 PM

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

Link#0004

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/trash?face=https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/476662199872651264/71e203a7355014b3e8eae80cc578c548.webp?size=1024&trash=https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/264811613708746752/1c1f2d6a8ece4dbff8eea162948acc01.webp?size=1024

#

✨ 37 | #general

fwiz#6999

getting accepted by @crude swift is harder than getting accepted by the girl you like

crude swiftBOT May 28, 2020, 4:48 PM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

GloodMarg#8167

add my boot back pls

crude swiftBOT May 28, 2020, 6:29 PM

#

💫 25 | #general

shivaco#9999

COVID says hi, fast approval time says bye

crude swiftBOT May 28, 2020, 8:32 PM

#

✨ 54 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT May 29, 2020, 1:24 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

i don't give a fuck if a little dead girl appears in my room tonight

crude swiftBOT May 29, 2020, 4:36 PM

#

💫 27 | #265156361791209475

Dream#9616

:wesmart:

#

🌟 10 | #265156361791209475

Eri#1000

yardım me

crude swiftBOT May 29, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

💫 25 | #support

P025#2022

Hello, I applied for bot approval, and I was thinking to remove my application as my bot suddenly just broke and it's all a big mess. I don't want to waste anyone's time, so was wondering if I can resign my application.

crude swiftBOT May 29, 2020, 11:19 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

me when someone

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

yes i'm unsure if i convicted a felony

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 6:47 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 12:27 PM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 2:29 PM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://fin.needs-to-s.top/AJppkH3.png

#

✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Nanø#7800

#

✨ 46 | #memes-and-media

Hamburger#0001

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 8:07 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 9:21 PM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Sora#4000

@spark hinge

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 10:50 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

Or, should I say, beanied

crude swiftBOT May 30, 2020, 11:11 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

Honestly, 10/10 I would date myself

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

Timo if you feel better, lettuce know

crude swiftBOT May 31, 2020, 1:55 AM

#

💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT May 31, 2020, 7:20 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

what's next, they're going to add an at everyone that pings everyone in the server?

crude swiftBOT May 31, 2020, 1:09 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Grainger#5445

crude swiftBOT May 31, 2020, 1:25 PM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

i am an egirl

crude swiftBOT May 31, 2020, 5:43 PM

#

✨ 28 | #commands

VXComplexity#4633

[Oliy's colourified avatar]

Link:

Click Me

crude swiftBOT May 31, 2020, 10:24 PM

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

Constantin#4200

crude swiftBOT Jun 1, 2020, 12:04 AM

#

✨ 56 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #22521]

User

terlioyuncu#0641 (@winged gyro)

Moderator

Eri#1000

Reason

Constantly DMs me for asking bot codes, asks weird questions like "how can I make Rythm", randomly calls me and tries to use bot commands on my DMs

crude swiftBOT Jun 1, 2020, 12:52 AM

#

✨ 31 | #commands

Dank Memer#5192

crude swiftBOT Jun 1, 2020, 6:55 AM

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

JPBBerry#0001

OLIY LOOKS LIKE SKYDOESMINECRAFT CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND

crude swiftBOT Jun 1, 2020, 1:27 PM

#

✨ 51 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

https://eri.party/i/6ZlTAU.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 1, 2020, 5:37 PM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

for today only you can download free sex on the app store (not available on google play)

#

⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media

❃ ' Sargaииøѕ.† ᴷⁱᴺᴳ#1955

Hi, I have a problem, I put the invitationmanager in my mouth and my orders don't work

crude swiftBOT Jun 1, 2020, 8:26 PM

#

⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

CHY4E#0505

crude swiftBOT Jun 2, 2020, 4:17 AM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

#

🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

Shiro web development be like
https://i.imgur.com/AWnSqyZ.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 2, 2020, 11:20 AM

#

💫 26 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Jun 2, 2020, 3:30 PM

#

✨ 31 | #general

m0untain#8342

how to look smart on discord: open visual studio, make sure it shows up on your name and leave it 2 hours idleing.

crude swiftBOT Jun 3, 2020, 7:46 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

have a stroke in someone's dms at 3 am

crude swiftBOT Jun 3, 2020, 8:05 AM

#

💫 22 | #development

cry#2046

i unfortunately broke my magic crystal ball during quarantine and I can't read your mind to know which lib you're using 😞

crude swiftBOT Jun 3, 2020, 8:26 AM

#

💫 13 | #development

cry#2046

penis

problem solved

crude swiftBOT Jun 3, 2020, 1:43 PM

#

✨ 45 | #memes-and-media

pangloss#4111

crude swiftBOT Jun 3, 2020, 4:17 PM

#

💫 20 | #general

morikun#0001

i host on command prompt :huh:

crude swiftBOT Jun 3, 2020, 11:18 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

mod surprised by sentient luca

crude swiftBOT Jun 4, 2020, 12:52 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Bowsie#0001

We don't care Jeremy

crude swiftBOT Jun 4, 2020, 5:32 AM

#

✨ 50 | #memes-and-media

XiuhcoatlSlayer#7391

crude swiftBOT Jun 4, 2020, 11:24 AM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Cyber28#2864

sure

crude swiftBOT Jun 5, 2020, 11:20 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

djs is like mac/apple it has to babysit its users so damn hard

crude swiftBOT Jun 5, 2020, 11:57 AM

#

💫 22 | #general

shivaco#9999

Listening to teachers :drakeNo:
Making Discord bots while your teacher explains calculus in background: :DrakeYeah:

crude swiftBOT Jun 5, 2020, 1:36 PM

#

💫 16 | #commands

Aeon#4105

Spotify [flazepe#8587]

Member

@manic tusk (shivaco#9999)

crude swiftBOT Jun 5, 2020, 3:47 PM

#

✨ 81 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

nowhere is safe

crude swiftBOT Jun 5, 2020, 6:17 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

crude swiftBOT Jun 6, 2020, 1:52 AM

#

✨ 46 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT Jun 6, 2020, 6:46 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

I love this image so much

crude swiftBOT Jun 6, 2020, 12:54 PM

#

💫 18 | #general

Cxllm#2631

Sorry English is not me, I am the not doing the American, I speak not you, je ne speak English, England is not my langagae, me England is not.

crude swiftBOT Jun 6, 2020, 1:34 PM

#

✨ 28 | #support

IntelliJens#2279

does anybody know how can I get my bot to another account? My current account has been banned

crude swiftBOT Jun 6, 2020, 2:27 PM

#

✨ 33 | #general

JuicyAdde#1533

hey, what would you guys recommend.
javascript or eris?

crude swiftBOT Jun 6, 2020, 5:33 PM

#

🌟 12 | #commands

Goseale#6992

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-spam-gif-11220664

crude swiftBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:09 AM

#

🌟 11 | #general

Johnny#3826

water it every other day

crude swiftBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:26 PM

#

✨ 41 | #general

Spider#5879

?????

crude swiftBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:56 PM

#

✨ 75 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #24459]

User

✾ Thomas#7402 (@minor ivy)

Moderator

Dream#0225

Reason

we dont want nudes but thanks anyways

crude swiftBOT Jun 8, 2020, 9:46 AM

#

✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

Sāya#0113

my parents when they see my weebness level

crude swiftBOT Jun 8, 2020, 2:49 PM

#

✨ 44 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #30664]

User

RC Parky Is Faze Sway#8703 (@ember yacht)

Moderator

Miyuka#8859

Reason

Trying to recruit moderators of top.gg for his own

crude swiftBOT Jun 8, 2020, 6:56 PM

#

✨ 37 | #general

The Sun#9542

Looks like somebody felt a little suicidal.

crude swiftBOT Jun 8, 2020, 9:25 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Anime forever#6606

I just searched for owoify api but got my personal ...

crude swiftBOT Jun 9, 2020, 2:54 PM

#

✨ 33 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Jun 9, 2020, 4:42 PM

#

✨ 55 | #general

Jāý Thē ÑôöB#0001

Which is best bot? @everyone

crude swiftBOT Jun 10, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

"i'm going to be a dad"
"oh nice, boy or girl?"
"pumpkin"

crude swiftBOT Jun 10, 2020, 1:52 PM

#

✨ 42 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Discord 2 - now with more monetization because we're quickly running out of money

get a pack of 100 messages for just $ 4.99

crude swiftBOT Jun 10, 2020, 10:14 PM

#

✨ 47 | #general

JetHashion_#6356

im looking for hackers and code developers

crude swiftBOT Jun 11, 2020, 10:11 AM

#

🌟 11 | #general

LordBusiness#4990

Maybe his bot is in the icu, and needs our help

#

💫 16 | #general

Cxllm#2631

Nice status in your ad

crude swiftBOT Jun 11, 2020, 1:36 PM

#

💫 17 | #moderators

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT Jun 11, 2020, 1:55 PM

#

💫 21 | #general

Yasininiz online M7#1031

@kindred edge hey i coded my bot myself but i can't find bot list too 25k user but i can't find it what is the problem

crude swiftBOT Jun 11, 2020, 5:43 PM

#

💫 27 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT Jun 11, 2020, 9:37 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

someone is swinging their cock out the window?

crude swiftBOT Jun 12, 2020, 8:00 AM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Jun 12, 2020, 12:12 PM

#

✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT Jun 12, 2020, 1:27 PM

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

what's with the sudden flood of unfunny memes

crude swiftBOT Jun 13, 2020, 3:34 AM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT Jun 13, 2020, 8:14 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

sammy-ette#5335

liquid cooling on a laptop :OmegaLUL:

crude swiftBOT Jun 13, 2020, 12:19 PM

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

#

💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

americans want to bomb me

crude swiftBOT Jun 13, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

✨ 47 | #general

Zinx#0001

This is what did

crude swiftBOT Jun 14, 2020, 2:29 PM

#

✨ 41 | #commands

VXComplexity#4633

crude swiftBOT Jun 14, 2020, 3:16 PM

#

💫 24 | #general

Dark Mark#0511

I am dumb

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 5:26 AM

#

💫 22 | #commands

Luca Simulator#7728

:sparkles: 37 | #general

[Tonkku#0107]

did anyone notice the tiny change

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 10:06 AM

#

🌟 12 | #commands

VNix10#3926

Is this scrims fortnite asia server?

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 12:20 PM

#

🌟 9 | #general

Jly#0941

saying cringe is unironically cringe

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 3:40 PM

#

💫 16 | #moderators

boss#0001

https://xignotic.is-stinky.wtf/gfsldlppoq.png
xig's first message tho

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 4:49 PM

#

⭐ 5 | #general

Jāý Thē ÑôöB#0001

Hello Guys
I'm back after a few days
@everyone

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

We are independent moderation team banning everyone for no reason and appear only when someone pings the mod role

#

💫 20 | #general

Nivrak#6560

https://imgur.com/da9d3Pw

#

🌟 12 | #general

ravy#0001

oliy really just wants to contribute to my open source projects full time

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 7:16 PM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

that's how you burn your dick off

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 7:47 PM

#

💫 24 | #memes-and-media

[ dank ] Voltrex Master#0001

Why oliy so big brain... He do be a big brain tho

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 8:54 PM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Jade the cute furry#3375

OwO fuck you weebs I'm a furry now

crude swiftBOT Jun 15, 2020, 9:27 PM

#

💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

@molten laurel cyber is posting content that makes offensive assumptions about people's sexuality on my facebook timeline, and as a karen it heavily upsets me, i want it taken down and i want him banned from facebook for posting distasteful content

#

✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

@copper canopy Hi Skullbite,

We have received your report. Instead of doing anything about it, I am instead going to write you this message that shows that we are committed to our community and want everyone to feel safe.

If you see any more disturbing content, that doesn't legitimately disturb you, feel free to contact me again and I will gladly spend another few minutes typing out a nonsensical paragraph about a non-issue.

Regards,
Parmesan Linguine

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

@molten laurel now link is offending me for my choice in social media in the year 2020 where nothing is ok and this is no exception. i feel so hurt they he would call me an older person while offending his mother at the same time, he's such a toxic energy and he keeps using alternative accounts to continue to cyber bully me after blocking his previous accounts, i want him banned as well for using a hurtful term such as boomer towards me

crude swiftBOT Jun 16, 2020, 7:08 AM

#

💫 25 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

gender is a concept made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

crude swiftBOT Jun 16, 2020, 11:17 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖔𝖘༒𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌#6216

dont furries eat kids?

#

✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

may i introduce you to our new web admins

#

✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

Today is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities!
Join Raid Shadow Legends today!

crude swiftBOT Jun 17, 2020, 8:56 AM

#

💫 19 | #memes-and-media

Jaex#0001

https://jaex.getsharex.com/2020/06/DiscordCanary_jVMkUufsm0.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 17, 2020, 12:22 PM

#

💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Eri#1000

https://eri.party/i/grTTRi.png

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://fin.needs-to-s.top/9ixha62.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 17, 2020, 1:32 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

miles#6969

crude swiftBOT Jun 17, 2020, 5:21 PM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

https://luca.is-inside.me/pmyMFoFB.png welcome to DBL

crude swiftBOT Jun 17, 2020, 9:22 PM

#

💫 15 | #moderators

shivaco#9999

People: "can't have shit in off-topic because of them turks and in general because too serious"
DBL: creates a separate channel for support and allows more convos in #general
People: "can't have shit in general and off-topic"

crude swiftBOT Jun 17, 2020, 10:15 PM

#

🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

But why is it being set at that if people can still have a conversation at a comfortable pace? It's just futile at that point. This channel has always been primarily used by people for chatting and it's not always shitpost 24/7 like it's made out to be? Also can't forget to mention the fact that #general is generally disliked not only because of people asking for help but it's generally just not an enjoyable place to be when there there are constantly people just dropping in, breaking a rule or just being obxious without contributing to the conversation. I know you want to change the server structure but after so long of having the almost identical structure that has generally had no issues, why change it now? It contributes/helps nothing honestly. @left wagon

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 12:18 AM

#

⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

no funny i laughed now give me cert

#

✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Constantin#4200

Script kiddies be like

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 4:38 AM

#

🌟 8 | #memes-and-media

ThePigeonMafiaBoss#3396

you just got humor

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 7:59 AM

#

💫 14 | #memes-and-media

Cxllm#2631

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

LogosRex#6216

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 8:51 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Vysion#3272

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 9:27 AM

#

💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 9:45 AM

#

💫 13 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 10:29 AM

#

🌟 10 | #memes-and-media

Creeper55k#5000

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 10:48 AM

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Adorable Neko Jade#3375

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 11:18 AM

#

🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 11:34 AM

#

✨ 49 | #memes-and-media

Peter2469#5460

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 1:35 PM

#

💫 25 | #commands

Aeon#4105

Fake Quote [Jаcob#0001]

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 8:10 PM

#

💫 15 | #moderators

Brain#0001

You know you've done too many when recaptca asks you to "click on all the pictures of Google's security team giving you the bird"

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 9:41 PM

#

🌟 11 | #general

Moose#4200

shivaco is myth created by the government to sell more russian language

crude swiftBOT Jun 18, 2020, 10:13 PM

#

✨ 47 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#4321

when ai gets too good at solving captcha
google captcha 2031:

crude swiftBOT Jun 19, 2020, 8:19 AM

#

✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Link#0004

crude swiftBOT Jun 19, 2020, 8:58 AM

#

💫 21 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

if your discord account gets disabled for being underage, just say that you're a loli, are actually hundreds of years old and don't actually have a ID as a result of countries not existing yet

#

💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Ruby#6323

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381880193700069377/723416818659622932/unknown-4.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 19, 2020, 12:29 PM

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✨ 39 | #general

Jly#0941

https://dbl.steals-your.creditcard/TONKKU

crude swiftBOT Jun 19, 2020, 1:17 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

good morning furri- oh fuck wrong server

crude swiftBOT Jun 19, 2020, 2:15 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Jun 19, 2020, 6:44 PM

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✨ 61 | #memes-and-media

TheNoob27#6815

well this didnt age well

crude swiftBOT Jun 20, 2020, 12:06 PM

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💫 25 | #general

DareDevil³#7998

My bot has Been revised when o do the update of my bot and for these reason has been offline..

crude swiftBOT Jun 20, 2020, 7:52 PM

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✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Vysion#3272

how

crude swiftBOT Jun 21, 2020, 10:07 AM

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✨ 32 | #commands

Boeing#6104

crude swiftBOT Jun 21, 2020, 4:07 PM

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💫 16 | #commands

Boeing#6104

What if ‫‫ this ‫‫I

crude swiftBOT Jun 21, 2020, 5:05 PM

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✨ 57 | #memes-and-media

charlee#0012

crude swiftBOT Jun 21, 2020, 11:22 PM

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🌟 9 | #general

Jly#0941

ill create a bot in pdf

crude swiftBOT Jun 22, 2020, 12:19 AM

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💫 25 | #general

jeremy clarkson#0001

ok, so, we dont care, if 2 weeks is too long you probably aren't a real developer

crude swiftBOT Jun 22, 2020, 6:15 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

Tonkku you're horny

crude swiftBOT Jun 22, 2020, 10:27 AM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Lumap#1337

mods: -dotpost
also mods: https://lumap.is-inside.me/agXYDCB9.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 22, 2020, 12:19 PM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

getting dysphoria?
just say no.

your brain is legally not allowed to give you
dysphoria without your permission

crude swiftBOT Jun 22, 2020, 1:00 PM

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💫 23 | #commands

Luca Simulator#7728

:sparkles: 52 | #commands

[Lumap#01337]

oliy fat

crude swiftBOT Jun 23, 2020, 1:13 AM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

shivaco#9999

https://twitter.com/NoContextBocchi/status/1275139173855432708?s=09

[No Context Hitoribocchi (@NoContextBocchi)]

https://t.co/KFYqYVmLAW

Retweets

405

Likes

1395

crude swiftBOT Jun 23, 2020, 6:44 AM

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✨ 29 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

crude swiftBOT Jun 23, 2020, 9:27 AM

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✨ 33 | #commands

FlexBOAT#8943

You're the bot the owner!

crude swiftBOT Jun 24, 2020, 7:27 AM

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💫 32 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Mute | Case #31226]

Bot

Mama Music#9307 (@ionic burrow)

Moderator

Fatina#7642

Reason

My bot responds to omg the ping

crude swiftBOT Jun 24, 2020, 12:57 PM

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💫 15 | #memes-and-media

Telk#4038

It isnt porn music when u dont understand

crude swiftBOT Jun 24, 2020, 5:08 PM

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💫 14 | #development

Lite#0001

What type of food do you want in your mouth

crude swiftBOT Jun 24, 2020, 5:58 PM

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💫 22 | #commands

Fatina#7642

Dear @bitter tulip,

Hello I am a Moderator at DBL, I just want you to know that your gf was cheating on you. Sorry to tell you that but it's real.
Please don't get mad at me as I clearly didn't tell her to prank you on purpose!
Once again sorry!

Thank you,
Fatina - DBL Moderator

crude swiftBOT Jun 24, 2020, 7:32 PM

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💫 13 | #commands

Auric#5650

i mean drizzy is not my name on my birth certificate
@gilded star no shit

crude swiftBOT Jun 25, 2020, 9:05 AM

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💫 24 | #memes-and-media

Zeng#6957

crude swiftBOT Jun 25, 2020, 1:51 PM

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✨ 30 | #memes-and-media

Xignotic#0001

crude swiftBOT Jun 25, 2020, 2:28 PM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

if top.gg is so good why isn't there top.gg 2

crude swiftBOT Jun 25, 2020, 3:02 PM

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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media

deprilula28#3609

https://fin.needs-to-s.top/4a4494D.png well i guess theres no point in this argument then if youre this ignorant :^)

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💫 17 | #commands

World#4520

Embed

Connected on 69 servers

crude swiftBOT Jun 25, 2020, 5:14 PM

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💫 20 | #commands

aleBot#5136

The ping is 25908 ms! Now stop pinging me before I call the police

crude swiftBOT Jun 25, 2020, 6:59 PM

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💫 16 | #commands

Voltrex Master#0001

Kids are like that one little syntax error in your whole code... That ruins, ruins everything @somber magnet

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Timo Halofan#7092

..... What the fuck Steam. Why are you putting this shit in my discovery queue.....

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 1:31 AM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

omame#4820

when its 3 am and youre too lazy to continue development so you quickly add say cmd

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 8:58 AM

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💫 27 | #memes-and-media

AshtonMemer#7554

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 3:11 PM

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✨ 28 | #development

! Snowy#0001

My operating system i5 intel

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 8:01 PM

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🌟 10 | #commands

Muffin#6843

[Message Latency - 666ms]

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 8:51 PM

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✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Spider#5879

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

ハーリさん (CF8)#6621

How to guage how many people have no will to live

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 9:19 PM

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🌟 10 | #development

HEXER#2782

Visual studio code

crude swiftBOT Jun 26, 2020, 11:33 PM

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🌟 11 | #memes-and-media

Jly#0941

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

🎀 QuantumCat 🎀#2107

Veld: "Why I never get stars :(("

gets a bunch of stars

Veld: "nOOooOO"

crude swiftBOT Jun 27, 2020, 2:27 AM

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✨ 58 | #memes-and-media

cri...#3093

10/10

crude swiftBOT Jun 27, 2020, 7:32 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

IF6 Is A Dimwit#0296

http://store.steampovered.com/app/467294/half_life_3

Half Life 3

Half-Life 3 is a 2021 first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve. Like the original Half-Life and Half-Life 2, it combines shooting, puzzles, and storytelling, and adds features such as vehicles and physics-based gameplay.

crude swiftBOT Jun 27, 2020, 10:42 PM

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💫 15 | #general

Jly#0941

xiuh teach your kid to review bots

crude swiftBOT Jun 27, 2020, 11:29 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

DrDisrespectYourPrivacyInThePublicToilet

crude swiftBOT Jun 28, 2020, 5:36 AM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Jun 28, 2020, 10:51 AM

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🌟 9 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

sorry

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✨ 36 | #topgg-api

N2O#0666

Yo how can I get admin in this server

crude swiftBOT Jun 28, 2020, 12:35 PM

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💫 23 | #commands

Aeon#4105

Gay [flazepe#8587]

crude swiftBOT Jun 28, 2020, 9:53 PM

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💫 26 | #commands

VXComplexity#4633

[Oliy's magikated avatar]

Link:

Click Me

crude swiftBOT Jun 29, 2020, 4:47 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Jly#0941

https://imgay696969696969696969.is-inside.me/BaZVnwzP.png

crude swiftBOT Jun 29, 2020, 8:14 AM

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✨ 34 | #memes-and-media

Superbrain8#4020

crude swiftBOT Jun 29, 2020, 11:55 AM

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💫 13 | #commands

RickBot#3214

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💫 18 | #commands

UnKnow#0611

Fuck all

crude swiftBOT Jun 29, 2020, 3:01 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

DBL mod attempts to enjoy their freetime
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264890171575631873/727176706271740014/DBL_mod_attempts_to_enjoy_their_freetime.mp4

crude swiftBOT Jun 29, 2020, 7:18 PM

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💫 20 | #memes-and-media

Logos King#6216

@kindred edge are you the guy from the dont click this image meme?

crude swiftBOT Jun 29, 2020, 8:37 PM

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✨ 50 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Ban | Case #31433]

User

Balonᴰᵉᵛᵉˡᵒᵖᵉʳ#6967 (@zinc wraith)

Moderator

shivaco#0542

Reason

Trying to purchase my account for the Early Supporter badge
Didn't send me the cute 3 black hole pics I asked for :(

crude swiftBOT Jun 30, 2020, 2:00 AM

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💫 18 | #memes-and-media

cri...#3093

stop asking for creampies

crude swiftBOT Jun 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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🌟 11 | #general

X Æ A-Xii#0002

Cute cat

crude swiftBOT Jun 30, 2020, 10:50 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

this is the discord.js official staff channel

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✨ 28 | #memes-and-media

Tim#2373

crude swiftBOT Jun 30, 2020, 2:31 PM

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⭐ 4 | #development

Not Erwin#8753

if you dont have the motivation to go up and get a premade code, why should we have motivation for you?

crude swiftBOT Jul 1, 2020, 1:36 PM

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✨ 40 | #memes-and-media

KuuHaKu#7337

DBL Is Made Up Of:

40% Weebs
20% Turks
20% Furries
20% Tonkku on alt accounts

crude swiftBOT Jul 1, 2020, 2:51 PM

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✨ 43 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

crude swiftBOT Jul 1, 2020, 11:38 PM

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Parmesan Linguine#5458

when are we gonna farm human organs

crude swiftBOT Jul 2, 2020, 8:12 AM

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⭐ 5 | #development

Jly#0941

is tim dbl's stackoverflow professional

crude swiftBOT Jul 2, 2020, 10:13 PM

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✨ 36 | #memes-and-media

sadie#1337

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/265156286406983680/728370535737851994/phcomment.png

crude swiftBOT Jul 3, 2020, 6:15 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Jul 3, 2020, 10:53 AM

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🌟 10 | #support

Misly#0069

What planet you from?

crude swiftBOT Jul 3, 2020, 1:02 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

ArchoLek#0001

Idk guys, I pretty like Glicth, its gay now but I love it

crude swiftBOT Jul 3, 2020, 8:58 PM

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⭐ 5 | #commands

VXComplexity#4633

[Magikated image attachment]

Link:

Click Me

crude swiftBOT Jul 3, 2020, 9:55 PM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Constantin#4200

-botinfo @brave parcel

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 2:33 AM

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💫 13 | #general

KuuHaKu#7337

EA stands for Earn Amoney

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 6:44 AM

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💫 20 | #development

cry#2046

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 7:02 AM

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✨ 40 | #development

cry#2046

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 9:37 AM

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✨ 31 | #memes-and-media

Timo Aardappel#6163

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 10:04 AM

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💫 17 | #development

Vermillion#2256

all i needed was a glass of water and another good look at the docs

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 10:29 AM

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✨ 32 | #memes-and-media

Aprixia#1033

Plot twist: Veld is actually Oliy's alt. And since Veld is a weeb, that proves Oliy is a weeb. And if you start up a company with a weeb, you are most likely a weeb yourself. So that means Tonkku is most likely a weeb. And we all know that Tonkku is in fact a weeb. So that means Oliy is most likely a weeb too. Proving that Veld is in fact Oliy's alt, and they're all weebs.

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 12:45 PM

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💫 23 | #memes-and-media

Grainger#5445

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 2:10 PM

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⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media

Constantin#4200

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/425755272191934466/728357553955668068/niceanimebooty.mp4

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⭐ 6 | #general

♡𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚢♡ ✌𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜✌#1619

Anyone want to earn fast robux

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 3:06 PM

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🌟 11 | #general

Eri#1000

do you want to see a mod aboose :sunglaso:

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 5:05 PM

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⭐ 4 | #moderators

Parmesan Linguine#5458

3000 quota doesn't sound that bad anymore

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💫 13 | #memes-and-media

14ROVI#0006

when you realise math.floor is the same as number//1

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Ardy#5518

crude swiftBOT Jul 4, 2020, 11:27 PM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Jly#0941

crude swiftBOT Jul 5, 2020, 12:01 AM

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💫 21 | #memes-and-media

Neil#1285

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265156286406983680/726918079854018591/Magik.png

crude swiftBOT Jul 5, 2020, 4:33 AM

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✨ 35 | #commands

dum#1519

[sadie]

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 4:35 AM

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🌟 11 | #commands

Night HyperXツ#4821

can i join someones bot marketing team

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 5:07 AM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 9:09 AM

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✨ 41 | #memes-and-media

Oliy#0330

People don't think I'm weeb? I've been weeb the whole time :LUL:

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 2:29 PM

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⭐ 6 | #auctions-general

boss#0001

@sly kayak stink

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🌟 11 | #general

Hamburger#0001

so it can take up to 5 years

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✨ 29 | #general

TropicalTuxedo😘#0165

Hello, I'm trying to create my own Bot. Where do I need to go for that? It said you must join the discord server first?

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✨ 34 | #general

Brain#0001

i lost all mine when reviewing the 50th turkish bot when i dont speak turkish

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 6:13 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

xXCoolGamerZinXx#4588

@hardy terrace DONT USE MY PASSWORD OR I WILL REPORT TO CODM SUPPORT I JUST NEEDED 1-5 MONTHS TO REACH LEVEL 77

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 8:32 PM

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✨ 57 | #memes-and-media

Speedy#4321

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 9:06 PM

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💫 16 | #general

Ardy#5518

Allison, every time you dotpost, I'll eat a single, individual tooth from your mouth

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💫 23 | #general

🎀 QuantumCat 🎀#2107

Yellow Eastern European Time (YEET)

crude swiftBOT Jul 6, 2020, 10:07 PM

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✨ 39 | #memes-and-media

Sora#4000

crude swiftBOT Jul 7, 2020, 7:44 AM

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💫 23 | #general

burber#0069

If tonkku gives discord his passport he will reveal his weeb self

crude swiftBOT Jul 7, 2020, 9:56 AM

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✨ 80 | #bids

Giveaways! Roblox Accounts, NordVPN Accounts, Hulu Accounts, Nitro Codes, Robux#0000

@median swift Bid $10000 USD on Front Page - Trending New - bot

crude swiftBOT Jul 7, 2020, 6:45 PM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

i refuse to be afraid of a man who boosts his own server

crude swiftBOT Jul 7, 2020, 7:39 PM

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💫 17 | #memes-and-media

Skullbite#5245

tbh i don't know if i want my mom living with my boyfriend

crude swiftBOT Jul 7, 2020, 8:32 PM

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💫 25 | #general

🎀 QuantumCat 🎀#2107

crude swiftBOT Jul 8, 2020, 8:04 AM

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💫 16 | #memes-and-media

Tonkku#0107

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490612987384692742/730333010385174608/unknown.png
cancel japanese! change to main!

crude swiftBOT Jul 8, 2020, 8:54 AM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

you're a weeb

crude swiftBOT Jul 8, 2020, 4:23 PM

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✨ 31 | #development

Lumap#0001

Please learn how to use javascript and discord.js before asking ANY question here

crude swiftBOT Jul 8, 2020, 7:08 PM

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💫 25 | #memes-and-media

AshMW#8148

https://embeds.ga/?stitle=&title=DBL&desc=The+home+of+slow+bot+approval!&color=%234e61f4&image=https%3A%2F%2Ftop.gg%2Fimages%2Flogotrans.png

DBL

The home of slow bot approval!

crude swiftBOT Jul 8, 2020, 8:24 PM

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✨ 75 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot deleted]

Bot

Marvo#6968 (@alpine ether)

Moderator

marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328

Reason

Bot's brief and detailed description is spam
Bot invite, support server and website were linking to PornHub.

crude swiftBOT Jul 9, 2020, 7:55 AM

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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

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✨ 29 | #development

code913#3472

why do we turn this channel into stackoverflow KEKW

crude swiftBOT Jul 9, 2020, 3:41 PM

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💫 19 | #memes-and-media

ravy#0001

everytime i look down in the shower i can confirm there's females tbh

crude swiftBOT Jul 9, 2020, 5:09 PM

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🌟 12 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616

crude swiftBOT Jul 9, 2020, 5:38 PM

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✨ 68 | #mod-logs

Luca#1375

[Bot declined]

Bot

Cyndia#8525 (@vale vale)

Moderator

Starman#3787

Reason

You seem to have attempted to include your own Google ads inside your bot description, as well as JavaScript (JavaScript is restricted to Certified devs only). Neither of these actually work of course and your page is causing every single anti-virus software I have to scream at me telling me that the page is unsafe. Please include information about your bot, rather than your own Google ads and JavaScript that does not work.

crude swiftBOT Jul 10, 2020, 12:10 AM

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💫 22 | #memes-and-media

Dream#9616