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soon enough when we land on Mars, we're going to realize we really just landed on a massive human. It's Oliy
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🌟 11 | #moderators
soon enough when we land on Mars, we're going to realize we really just landed on a massive human. It's Oliy
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I'm gonna ban
Why'd I ban him?
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
Just think, if you were to collect all mod pay, you'd still have nothing
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
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-ban @kindred edge Pings all mods for no reason.
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¡Hola patron! @kindred edge
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⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
And the market was like "OWO AMD-CHAN WATS THIS?"
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intel made a fwukky wukky. OwO Amd Wulfer plz no not rn. :furhot: oh gosh oh jeeze oki amd drop your products all over me :furdesire:
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Prepare to but mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie straight from the oven of shame set at gas mark "egg on your face"
⭐ 3 | #memes-and-media
"ching chong - guang low utso baka ching long ling chong bong chop bong chang"
⭐ 6 | #305715157773058058
I've been told I look 12 and sound 27
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Climate change isn't an issue, we have oliy to soak up the rising water
⭐ 4 | #305715157773058058
begone evil demon oliy ✝
⭐ 4 | #305715157773058058
There's enough salty liquid I mean holy water in that man to fill the seas.
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oliy's organic oliy oily oil for grow olive plant with oliv oliy oil
⭐ 5 | #development
the fact that you have to trick your host into thinking that your bot is a website should be a red flag
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 6 | #moderators
friendship ended with ken now ken is my best friend
💫 14 | #general
I used discord bot maker
⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #development
I hosted my bot on heroku and it get online but command not working
💫 21 | #development
Fix: don’t fucking host on heroku
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
💫 23 | #general
@hexed tapir please ! I have been declined 2 time because I was to high school, can you check my bot now PLEASE ! 😭
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moose its almost like
⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 7 | #development
who even needs a domain when you have an ip address
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Site: Are you a human?
Furry: awoos in confusion
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moose x oliy x quarter pounder x cheesy goodness
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SAY YES DADDY
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
Moose has "the swag" change my mind
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Oliy = Landwhale
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oliy's fursona is a humpback whale
💫 20 | #topgg-api
FIX THE FUCCIN WEBHOOKS LIKE BRUH THEY STOP WORKIn
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
I stare at people with religious intent
💫 24 | #general
We're all in a simulation so self-botting shouldn't matter because we're all bots in the first place.
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
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like my shit drawing skills? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387812458661937154/558769828496801794/JPEG_20190322_145135.jpg
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Xig. Why tf are you so cute
💫 25 | #memes-and-media
💫 24 | #development
💫 14 | #general
how to have popular bot
weeb name
weeb avi
weeb features
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #305715157773058058
You think I'm the one responsible for your nick? What is this prejudice? I'm quite offended that you're so quick to point accusatory fingers at me and I believe it to be a trifle impertinent
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lmao yea it was me
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The first human was born by fucking a non-human
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jesus christ dont star that
💫 23 | #mod-logs
Reddit-Bot#1958 (@ocean oriole)
Erlite#0231
Copying another bot's description is pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourself.
🌟 11 | #commands
💫 14 | #general
calm down this is a christian minecraft server
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@digital steppe garden tools
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
im the master of age baiting
⭐ 3 | #development
How do people shard their bot using the DBL api?
💫 25 | #memes-and-media
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anime is bad
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i'm in school rn 
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Oliy's going to be a stay at home mom
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ur undefined
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everybody gangsta until TypeError: Property 'cool' does not exist on type 'oily'
💫 14 | #general
marco renmaus why are you here again
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We’ve noticed a prank trying to get people to change their Twitter birthday in their profile to 2007 to unlock new color schemes. Please don’t do this. You’ll get locked out for being under 13 years old.
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is "cert training " a new way to whip oliy?
🌟 9 | #general
I made it home but don't have a car now :mmlol:
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💫 18 | #topgg-api
dear @left wagon ,
where? I thought api had everything to deal with site and api
from yours dearly xoxo hugs and kisses,
uber
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JavA Is an OlD AntIQUaTED bloateD lanGUagE anD sHouLd nEVEr bE USed BecaUSE my MiND cAnt uNDErStANd the cOncEpT of INHErItancE
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I know how to create bots, currently my bot has 9 languages Brasilian, Australian, English, Roman, Bangladesh, Canada, Chile, Cuba and Ecuador
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So chill out mod, don't start abusing
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Celebrate 39 Years of Wishes
World Wish Day®, 29 April, celebrates the day that Chris Greiciusí wish was granted in 1980 ñ sparking the creation of Make-A-Wish and a global wish-granting movement. During the month of April, we are looking for streamers to celebrate, promote the mission of Make-A-Wish and host charity streams to raise funds and help us grant more wishes!
ADDED BONUS: For streamers who raise over $500 on their charity stream through Tiltify will be eligible to receive our NEW Stream [FTW] T-Shirt!
To get started, you can create a campaign at http://tiltify.com/make-a-wish
Learn more about Stream [FTW] at http://streamftw.org
Visit our official Discord server at http://discord.gg/make-a-wish
Thank you and best wishes!
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My name is Yoshikage Kiwa. I’m 33 yeaws owd (◕‿◕✿) My house is in the nowtheast section of Mowioh, whewe aww the viwwas awe, and I am not mawwied (◡ ‿ ◡✿) I wowk as an empwoyee for the Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at the watest (︶ω︶) I don’t smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink (◕‿-) I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no problems sweeping until mowning (´ω`) Just wike a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stwess in the mowning ( ´∀`)☆ I was towd thewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ I’m twying to expwain that I’m a person who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife (´ー`) I take cawe not to twouble myself with any enemies, wike winning and losing, that would cause me to wose sweep at night ( ̄へ ̄)That is how I deaw with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn’t wose to anyone ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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DSL is very stable ||/s||
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i am the master of age-baiting 😎
💫 27 | #memes-and-media
Lets say I accidentally killed somebody. How do I bury his body without his family noticing that he's gone?
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how do i upload my Discord Bot Maker bot on glitch?
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
opens "research material folder"
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
"Feeling cute, might report some whitenames later"
🌟 11 | #general
How do I edit the bot when it’s in a server?
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
"yeah my ping to my server is 100 MB" -uber, 2019
💫 26 | #memes-and-media
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@kindred edge Hi can I interest you in a flight on MooseAir™?
🌟 9 | #development
you can use your brain
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #general
i tried getting help from luca, and the discord ping sound tried to earrape me
💫 16 | #general
luca doesnt have usefull help command delete this bot @crude swift
💫 19 | #general
BREAKING NEWS: Derpy Enterprises purchases glitch.com and announces shutdown immedately
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
Kastel, come Ams I'll cuddle you big boy - a few seconds ago
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
you're the only person I let get away with that because I can't fucking mute you
💫 19 | #general
how do i code my bot!
💫 18 | #general
I am 14 and I am looking for a roblox boyfriend
💫 20 | #general
iTS noT ApI ABuse IF iT DoEsnt GEt rATElimITED!!1
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #development
can someone make a bot that you can mine fake bitcoin (for a server im making) ((i also dont know how to code a bot))
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
Why are all your names Australian?
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
.catch(return then)
🌟 9 | #general
@viral owl you should stop though
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<@&304313580025544704> plz
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💫 17 | #moderators
Jonny: makes fun of anime or something
Oliy: rips phat tape
Camera turns
Jonny: Oliy did you just rip a phat vape?
Oliy: drunkenly laughs and nods
Sounds of motor spinning up
Oliy: cowers in chair
Camera pans
Jordan: stumbles towards oliy and Jonny with spinning drill in hand
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oliy is gravity
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Oliy wears high heels
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Newegg claims to have made its first hardware — a new RGB CPU that costs $4,999.99 with a whopping 100 cores and 200 threads. Its base clock is a supposed 1.4 Petahertz and its overclock speed is “classified,” by “the Department of Defense, Central Intelligence Agency, National Security Agency, Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds.” If you overclock it, Newegg says you “might create a small black hole inside your CPU.” The CPU only has red, green, and blue colors, and if you want more, you’ll have to buy it through “simple micro transactions.” Thanks, Newegg.
💫 18 | #general
if you cant handle the ping, don't be a mod... simple?
🌟 9 | #development
no php is better than js
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
We exterminate whitenames
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
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would an american autocorrect replace school with shooting range?
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Jonny and Oliy are vertically thicc
💫 15 | #general
Google thinks I’m cryptomining on my Cloud Services account
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #development
No idea how to do that, but I'll just copy the code
💫 16 | #general
Because he's Turkish and I think a dumb one
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OO a turkish mod i need to ping him of course
💫 18 | #general
<@&304313580025544704> please unmuted @fair frost it is fixed i already said it a few times and Xignotic was trying to unmute him or whatever but jeah its fixed and still muted
💫 14 | #development
hey if I just type "screen" in my terminal for AWS will that keep my bot running when I close the terminal
💫 27 | #mod-logs
Yoonh's Music Bot#0455 (@odd rampart)
Jonny 寂然#7777
Your bot's play command does not seem to work as detailed in the description (cannot seem to play links) - for some reason it defaults to a Britney Spears song?
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✨ 35 | #memes-and-media
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man this codeine is some fucking strong stuff
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yeah im doing drugs rn
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oliy crushed the discord servers with his weight
💫 14 | #general
What exist moderator
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
Python is literally autism tho
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
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💫 20 | #topgg-api
Yeah
4xx = You messed up
5xx = DBL messed up
2xx = Everyone is happy
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1xx = what tf this isn't httpv1
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Sorry, I got too close with the people we're supposed to be oppressing,whoops
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
ching chong toe - a few seconds ago
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🌟 12 | #moderators
💫 16 | #development
ah hes just mad that he was dumb enough to give me his server credentials a couple months back and got his server rm rf'ed
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This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation! We kindly ask that you open the entrance to your house such that we are able to barge in and destroy personal property all while in the lawful apprehension of you and/or any accomplices that you may be harbouring
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🌟 11 | #general
It would be a trifle impertinent for one to come from such dire depths of England to comment on my superior use of the English lexicon. Hence why I shall warn you once and once only, that your superfluous use of hapax legomenons does not make you, in any way, more fluent in the language than myself
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instructions unclear
dick stuck in ceiling fan
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@jaunty zinc ik u said i shouldn't fuck it and eat it but can i just eat it without fuckingit?
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@jaunty zinc shut the fuck up
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But Indians speak asain
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Orgasm? Nah mate she just hit her toe real hard
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@brave parcel stop fucking abusing you evil demon
💫 25 | #topgg-api
im just a mod, not support, soz
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✨ 28 | #general
<@&265158261945270273> i dont see my bot profile picture
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💫 16 | #development
isnt there a line of code to do it?
like a line everyone can use?
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I was looking for off-topic but somehow I ended up in weeb-topic
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Maybe it knows you have no friends?
✨ 38 | #mod-logs
Luca#0393 (@crude swift)
marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328
pinging all mods | 2h
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<@&264889767072628742> Some idiot added a bot with permissions so you get this ping. Please add bots with permissions set to 0. I have kicked the bot for you.
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ur mod status is so last year spood
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anyways
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@cloud shale Come at me, cunt little puff I'll knock you the fuck out on god swear down @outer gull hold me back man I'mma rip this kid's fucking jaw off and break his nan's legs swear on me mum
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playing the victim card about as hard as Kastel plays the retard card
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im not averdising i was asking
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Will i get banned for posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fon_UNfYlzg&ab_channel=MonsterLyrics
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please don't use @everyone
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Aseel#4372 (@prime prawn)
marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328
advertising sub 4 sub
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I am now god
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
Will either of us be violationing ToS ?
🌟 9 | #general
TIL people born deaf think in sign language
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Idk about yall but i sexually identify as a disapointment
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Starbait mute when
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if this gets 30
reactions I'll do a cooking stream this sunday
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Plot twist Jonny’s been a furry this whole time
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pwease be patient with me.....i have awootism >~<
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you cann't can unable to can can n'T
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🌟 12 | #development
more than 60% of questions here can be solved with a google search but the askers iq is usually lower than the percentage of questions
🌟 12 | #general
Сегодня в 17:32
Your bot @zeDairy was declined. Reason: Neither the name nor the profile picture of your bot is acceptable
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i out loud just accidentally said "oh my god dad im gonna nut"
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how do I create a bot?
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AUCTIONS (ALPHA)
Today we're announcing the auctions system that we've been working on for the past 6 months! In essence, it is a way for bot developers, server owners, and other people interested in advertising to live bid for the featured spots on DBL and DSL.
We built DBL and DSL to help communities and bot owners get their apps and servers discovered. Slowly, we realized that you are all using our lists for much more than that. We saw products emerge, integrations, even games that decided to use us to grow their audience. That's why, starting today, anyone is able to bid for sponsored positions on the site, in any location, with servers, bots, and products that are not bots and servers (e.g. websites). Your support has now helped us grow into the largest third party platform on Discord - with millions of users checking in on DBL every month for servers, bots, and products.
Since this functionality was previously only available to an exclusive group of partners such as Medal.tv and Guilded, we are excited to open this functionality up to the rest of the community with a live-bidding system that runs every week.
https://i.imgur.com/vjMC4kl.png
Some of you have had access for a couple weeks while we rolled this out, and we are ready to allow the next batch of participants in to live-bid every week on the spots you care about the most. Request access here: https://getauctionsaccess.typeform.com/to/JYri1D
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:crabrave: dbl fucking sucks
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@sly kayak im not staff so the horrendous evil beaurocratic brainwashing that evil bastard demon oliy put me through doesnt work anymore
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Oliy is actualy a really nice person and isnt really the shitty person some people make him out to be. The reason he isnt as active as some of you people might want him to be is because he has a full time development job and an actual life outside of discord and dbl
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moose is a loose goose noose
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dbl cookies with the logo on
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HOW MANY FUCKING ALTS CAN ONE MAN HAVE
🌟 11 | #general
Starboard quiet today... How sad... Like me...
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Why is my othere account banned?
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explain this to me pls https://idlerpg.is-serious.business/3VTxRpx.gif
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We don't say "German"
We say "Twice Loser"
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Do your part! We need a cooking stream from Oliy! Click this link to go to the message and react! https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/566656192500465736
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@kindred edge what time bot confirm?
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wheres the free merch for DBL mods
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best code comes out with me when im drunk
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Stop being little bitches
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💫 19 | #commands
97% █████████ Extraordinary 😍
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100% ██████████ PERFECT❣
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i always get the number of os wrong and then they go WOOOOOSH U DID IT WRONG UR FKING AUTISTIC. SUCK MY DICK
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@sinful pulsar starbait is bad and you should feel bad
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WE ARE AWARE OF THE ISSUE, MULTIPLE PEOPLE POSTING THE SAME THING HELPS NOBODY
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<@&304313580025544704> Although bot is not approved, do you have a bot developer role?
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💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
You've chinged your last chong
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
I've never heard of Chromium 🤔 is it a new anime? :thenk:
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
ken isnt normal
💫 13 | #general
LIGHT THEME BAD :fuk:
💫 16 | #general
this is DBL if someone isn't doing it your way, it's the wrong way and everyone hates you for it
💫 20 | #general
using an IDE others don't like? prepare for a shitstorm buddy
using a language that isn't popular? you're gonna get a big talkin' to
using lighttheme on anything? you're clearly not very intelligent at all
💫 19 | #topgg-api
how do I copypaste it?
💫 14 | #topgg-api
and I know how to think in code bc that is what u still need in dbm but I don't know code
💫 14 | #topgg-api
just give me the code I have to copy
💫 18 | #topgg-api
I made disocrd bot in scratch
💫 20 | #topgg-api
I think we need to learn minecraft code to make a discord bot
💫 18 | #topgg-api
I use discord bot maker haha
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
@left wagon i miss u
💫 15 | #general
DBL: The Movie: Moose gets fucking demoted/Oliy gets fatter/Jonny is still asian
💫 25 | #305715157773058058
the fukin "reboot vps" page on my provider is a GET page
i accidentally rebooted my vps again by refreshing the page
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #general
I don't have cash, my 40€ cash is in Fortnite 😭😭😂😭😭😭
🌟 8 | #general
💫 19 | #general
making a discord bot is like a shitty mobile game
you either suffer your way through
or spend 10 bucks on something that will make everything easy
💫 14 | #general
making a discord bot is like a shitty mobile game
you either suffer your way through
or spend 10 bucks on something that will make everything easy
💫 20 | #general
client.on("msg", sa => if (sa.content == "sa") msg.reply("as"))```
💫 24 | #development
💫 19 | #general
if you have a problem you can send a complaint to noreply@discordbots.org @vapid brook
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
✨ 29 | #moderators
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
lorem botum ateren approve my boots
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #general
im not even a moderator and i want to resign
🌟 11 | #general
Owo is a city in Ondo State of Nigeria. Between 1400 and 1600 AD, it was the capital of a Yoruba city-state. The local government has a population of 222,262, based on 2006 population census.
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
ken was VeryWeeb when NotWeeb
that means he must be VeryFurry as NotFurry
💫 15 | #general
translate weave to simplified english? idunno man my english teacher is a monster can and my class consists of water bottles
💫 14 | #general
pass me what you are smoking ty
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
https://luca.is-inside.me/wGggC9RJ.png at a first glance i thought that says "Business Operations Asshole"
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
I don't know you enough to care
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #general
Me: I need to work on my bot. I need to make it better and more enjoyable
and i need to stop stealing codes and learn javascript
Also me: Wellll before i do that i can watch 1 episode right?
3 Hours later:
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
I cleaned my broswer history due to a loli hentai I viewed without incognito
🌟 12 | #general
Too many Oliys in my general :spongery:
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
the mods here are treated the worst. do you know how many Turkish bots they need to verify
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
@outer gull hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 20 | #general
A failure to post server count definitely shouldnt break your bot lol
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
yea veld would say something like my vps isp has 420691337 proxies with automatic ssh tunneling reverse vpns dont fuck with me
⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #general
You will not be the first, and you will not be the last to do the following:
Times this message has been reposted: 50
Break the cycle. If you fuck up, then keep it to yourself.
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
code linux from scratch haha
✨ 34 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 7 | #general
oh oof fuck
💫 14 | #general
who the hell keeps reacting with stars
🌟 8 | #general
ah fuck
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
excuse me elon musks pp is 100 inches
💫 13 | #general
ok @brave parcel i've "repair" my bot, you've muted it because of the responsonse of the others bots and the response of "salut" ^^ i guess it's good now ^^
💫 17 | #general
after Why not develop turkey?
💫 17 | #general
how can my bot be online?
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
why buy ram when you can just turn your entire ssd into swap
🌟 8 | #commands
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
Why exist when you could just don't
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
Sounds like Oliys fat ass
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #general
we're not laptop bot list, we're shitty blurple thing on your laptop bot list
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
Oof I don't even know why im on this server in the first place so I'll just kick myself out
💫 19 | #general
How to do a good bot?
⭐ 5 | #general
From Coffee "How to make a popular bot:
Pick 3 of the 4 and you have a good chance of being popular." - Coffee 2019
✨ 39 | #mod-logs
Asena#5255 (@rotund raft)
marco_rennmaus | Rennmoose2#7328
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #general
stackoverflow best book
💫 16 | #general
if you ask xig im not allowed anywhere because I don't exist
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
when someone DMs me I'm thinking "what dumb shit is this whitename asking me today or is it just a greeting"
💫 14 | #general
Advaith you are a good person sometimes
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
oh frick
frick sorry guys
sorry im dropping
my Oliys all over the
place
sorry 
💫 20 | #memes-and-media

┬──────────────┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
I'm raging over coding
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
NO STOP STAR BOARDING ME
🌟 9 | #general
@autumn pawn
⭐ 5 | #general
I just want this guy to be a bot
🌟 9 | #development
its hard to learn how to swim if you jump off the deep end
⭐ 5 | #moderators
imagine burger king crying because they cant get an ad on the mcdonalds menu
🌟 9 | #general
maybe if i added these pokymen or changed avatar to anime i'd get certified
💫 14 | #general
someone invited my bot to a 2k paypal rewards server and granted it admin permissions
✨ 30 | #general
https://img.jt3ch.net/b43f5e70.png i mean what other icon am i supposed to use for my logs
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #development
^ this isn't ad, I just share it
💫 25 | #general
https://u.derpyenterprises.org/f27600.png lmao i got this when searching for "discord free nitro exe"
💫 24 | #memes-and-media
nobody:
supporty: deleting all your channels makes your server unraidable
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
the process of moderator pings https://personal.space.lol/6BUO1
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #general
Are you hello but poop you're beautiful / ugly?
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
How Twitch actually enforces their rules https://t.co/aDi2gP9GvX
8156
28186
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #general
https://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/bgubnm/i_changed_the_name_and_picture_of_my_server/ this guy
Posted in r/discordapp by u/biblegarbage • 1,205 points and 34 comments
💫 15 | #development
json lang?
💫 20 | #development
No no no, Im sure he mean Jason Lange, the journalist
💫 15 | #general
Bot doesn't even have any code
💫 17 | #general
would stop master⭐baiters
💫 14 | #general
i read that as masturbators
💫 21 | #general
⭐
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
💫 26 | #general
does any1 know how to install Dyno Bot into a server?
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
Life is just an unbalanced, pay-to-win game
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
💫 26 | #topgg-api
How do I make a discord bot?
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
https://luca.is-inside.me/lnKjWHDc.png the three tiers of laughing
🌟 9 | #general
What a legend... 4 electron apps at the same time
✨ 28 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
@rapid estuary is that actually the error
🌟 10 | #general
can I make a bot list?
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #general
how much would it take to buy sheldon's bot list?
🌟 8 | #general
I mean, talking to Derpy is like having Stage 4 brain cancer bulldozed into your viens
⭐ 7 | #general
you're giving me all the cancers at the same time rn
⭐ 6 | #general
I mean It could have been Daddy-Tonk-Tonk
💫 26 | #memes-and-media
fun fact:
Bot Devs deleted more bots than mods approved yesterday https://luca.is-inside.me/c0gTP4wS.png
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 24 | #development
Need vps which is all over the world
💫 18 | #commands
@wind girder The bot isn't setup here. Please set up the bot so you receive a notification when there is a new llama in the store.
You can set up the bot with *start or use *faststart if you haven't given the bot all the permissions.
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
ah yes my favorite porn, bubble fucking tea
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
endgame spoiler: ||I haven't actually watched it and I don't really care lol||
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
forget about pewdiepie and tseries, now its my dad bot vs spiders dad bot https://alekeagle.tk/screenshots/3f5c16380f600f2e0d23693236fa5ad1.png
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 7 | #312614469819826177
Language: JavaScript + HTML
Lib: Discord.js Webpack
Code:
$.ajax({
method: 'POST',
url: `https://discordbots.org/api/bots/${client.user.id}/stats`,
data: {
server_count: client.guilds.size
},
headers: {
authorization: 'toe_ken'
}
});
<script
src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.2.1.slim.js"
integrity="sha256-tA8y0XqiwnpwmOIl3SGAcFl2RvxHjA8qp0+1uCGmRmg="
crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
You pinged Kastel and expected help
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
inb4 you get sued for using the wrong pronoun
⭐ 4 | #general
How can i upload my own bot's code in DiscordBots.org ?
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
endgame spoiler: ||tonkku has the big gae||
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
you are allowed to share actual spoilers using the spoiler tags provided by discordapp.com
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
ACTUAL endgame spoilers: ||no, I still havent watched it and wont haha yes||
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
||@hexed tapir that was a risky click, this could've been a huge spoilerino||
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
how has this trope survived longer than an unvaccinated child
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #general
@amber nova your gender is Windows XP
🌟 12 | #general
I hate you
✨ 28 | #development
how do i make a bot?
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #development
pleas how to add my bot
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
just noticed someone has been registering the dbl support email for some weird newsletters with the name "fuckDBL"
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #general
what's the site?
✨ 28 | #moderators
<@&264889767072628742> ^
💫 16 | #general
I am dumb
💫 27 | #general
Can someone help me code a discord bot in html ? Pls ?
💫 16 | #development
✨ 30 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
angry fish noises
🌟 11 | #general
whats hoisting
💫 13 | #moderators
Jonny: I have exams I can't do quota
Also Jonny: rock
💫 25 | #general
the fucking Minecraft enchantment table writing is easier to read than your handwriting
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #general
Wow, nothing understand with me.
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
Whaaat?? XD, Drugged Porn, and shit post vídeo Nursing
💫 15 | #general
Ok sorry I am form Turkey
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
It's about time I forked a loli
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
miss me with that lewd furry shit
💫 14 | #general
i need ot make a sacrifice to my elon shrine tonight
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
my dad says he wants to fight your dad
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
I SWESR IT WA SACCIDENT DIDUQLNXIDPRJTF
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
DERPY SAID DICKSWORD MY MIND IS SIMPLE
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
java is javascript
🌟 12 | #commands
@fossil ruin you called the DBL emergency hotline, how can I help you
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
Sending anime should be illegal
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
✨ 45 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
I steal from websites
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
no daddy
🌟 12 | #general
apex oynayanlar mesaj atsın @everyone
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
@weak panther happy birthday biiiiitch
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
endgame spoiler: ||oliy dies in it||
💫 18 | #commands
gets ping in #commands
sees pic of someone grabbing their pants
"thats not so bad, is it"
scrolls up
"YIKES"
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #development
Also @hoary kestrel it's 24 hours, but if you keep being a dick, I'd be more than happy to smash you with a hammer.
🌟 11 | #general
@vapid pond cAsHaP mE a PiZzA i SwEaR iLl PaY yOu BaCk U dIcK sWaLlOwEr
🌟 12 | #general
well I apologise for not wanting to ban unreasonably
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
You are such a @covert lagoon
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
boycott eu
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
boycott epic games
🌟 10 | #305715157773058058
i mean, the only reason they are so tight now is because someone like 4 years ago downloaded a petabyte of child porn onto all district servers
🌟 12 | #305715157773058058
🌟 12 | #305715157773058058
💫 13 | #general
exactly 6.048e+8 milliseconds
✨ 36 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
If you see pink and white you should really see a doctor
🌟 11 | #general
@zealous zinc they are saying bad thinks about turkish peoples
🌟 12 | #general
🌟 10 | #general
Whatever it is just stop
✨ 28 | #development
i think my bot is a little retarded
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
luca bot has back
💫 19 | #general
Luca is back online
💫 13 | #general
yay I'm back
🌟 10 | #general
Luca is now online
🌟 8 | #general
Do you not know any of them? ofc they did it
⭐ 7 | #general
Yeet
🌟 11 | #general
my bot is a offline plz help
💫 17 | #general
How i can beacome premium bot @left wagon ?
⭐ 7 | #general
Btw Anyone Can dm me code of Giveaway I need to add it in my bot but I don't know
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
am going to bed gn all o/ Final msg: XIG IS A QT
🌟 10 | #general
Leaen to wait a second for god sake
🌟 9 | #general
Discord had a outage earlier today which knocked most bots offline
🌟 9 | #general
Whitenames have the biggest iq
🌟 8 | #general
Whitenames have the biggest iq
🌟 12 | #general
Hi Discord Bot List I'm from Turkey
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
@jaunty zinc go do your quota
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
ban me plz
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
🤐 Muted Luca#0393 (@crude swift)
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
luca mute luca unprefixed responses
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
@nimble turtle stop minimodding
💫 15 | #general
@nimble turtle IT BROKED PLEASE RESTART MY BOT HE IS NOT RESPOND RIGHT NOW I THINK HE CANT CONNECT AND ITS MAKE HIM SAD
💫 19 | #general
idea: increase slowmode by one second every time someone complains
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
By: @short adder
https://moosecorp.xyz/i/precious-volleyball-5230.png
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
Endgame spoiler: ||Oily defeats thanos with his fattness||
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
That's a mighty fine caboose, Moose. Let me get the noose.
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
Endgame spoiler: ||I am a planet and I die||
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
endgame spoiler: ||ea buys the avengers and they dont save the world because people dont pay them||
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
someone used the phone number tp leave a voice message saying oliy is fat
✨ 32 | #general
@viral owl I ate the ban on dbl, but I did the ad from another server please remove my ban
HARRY POTTER#5419 please
💫 23 | #general
have you tried not consuming the ban?
💫 26 | #general
I ate a ban, can I poop it
💫 16 | #general
@earnest salmon you better deletoes or I'm coming for your toes
💫 15 | #general
Why have moderation perms when you can threaten their toes
💫 14 | #general
Fuck whitenames, they should all be banned from discord
🌟 11 | #general
'not entirely wrong' when assuming gender
💫 27 | #general
💫 13 | #general
No I s u c c ess
✨ 30 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
man is the human equivalent of an exabyte
💫 20 | #general
Can anyone tell me how to 24/7 bot with phone and how. Send me in DM
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #general
ME Bot Devoloper 😄
🌟 11 | #general
@brave parcel kick me
💫 21 | #general
https://luca.is-inside.me/6i5pebPy.png
programming languages are too hard
wants to develop a bot
💫 23 | #general
Almost as bad as this guy https://cdn.erisa.moe/Discord_BPeLZXgS5L.png
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
💫 26 | #general
finna use js and make a popup for hot sexy singles in your area and put oliy's face on it
⭐ 4 | #memes-and-media
I feel pregnant
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #305715157773058058
"null of undefined is not typeof null"
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
stay productive not reproductive
💫 21 | #general
ACCEPT MY BOT @kindred edge @left wagon
🌟 12 | #general
Is it a phone app?
💫 17 | #general
Wait what's a starboard
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #general
Y-y-y-yeaaahh H-h-h-ha-hab-habby-chan
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
roast luca day
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
:discordok:
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
:discord:: oopsie woopsie uwu we made a fucky wucky!! a wittle fucko boingo! the code monkeys at our hq are working VERY HAWD to fix this!
💫 27 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
What's this sticky stuff on me
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #general
I'm not white! I'm Puerto Rican!! And btw my name isn't even michelle, it's my middle name.
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #general
@rose girder ty for muting me
💫 13 | #general
I made a bot are you proud of me?
🌟 10 | #general
@outer gull pls stop
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #general
@shut lotus The place you place the description is not this place
🌟 10 | #general
Well I left him empty
🌟 12 | #general
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💫 13 | #general
🌟 12 | #general
Shoutout to all the Portuguese devs whos bots give me a break from the turkish ones
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
how do I install a Linux distro other than android x86 on Oracle VM Virtualbox
💫 20 | #general
Token are illegal and i don't know how he hacked my bot ;-;
💫 19 | #announcements
40 Minutes left until applications close :EEEH:
💫 15 | #commands
i wanna get muted plz
💫 14 | #commands
@chilly condor I kissed your mom
💫 17 | #265156322012561408
JustEmil#2642
Jonny 除荷#7777
Hentai mentioned in description
💫 18 | #general
What is dyno bot
💫 20 | #general
I'm 9
💫 13 | #general
I don't like the mute MrAlphaBlue for 1 houer magic trick
💫 13 | #general
This is my last mesages today cuz I don't want to be banned so byeeee👉 👌 but you have to expect me tomorrow
💫 16 | #general
You act @nimble turtle 5
💫 13 | #general
5 stars and @hybrid ember gets kicked 😏
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
✨ 30 | #general
@kindred edge Why did you just block me ..
💫 27 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #general
<@&304313580025544704> Even though my boots did not close to me, why is your message coming off so your boat was turned off?
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
java made Minecraft
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
Tf is roblox
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
you aren't a true furry if you aren't 24/7 in a fursuit
💫 18 | #moderators
💫 18 | #general
hi im a 9 year old
💫 14 | #general
Unban him when he turns 10
💫 13 | #general
🌟 10 | #general
💫 16 | #general
I will no longer post bread in this channel
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
oliy steals the mods' niceness when they become mods
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #general
Moos more like moss because he is silky and smooth
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
oliy sized
⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media
sewnpwai, pwost youw guiwd count wiw dbwlpy uwu
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
I'd advise you to be careful since xig is diagnosed with chronic weebness
💫 24 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #general
@left wagon come fight fucking cunt
🌟 9 | #general
Well some people want to beat Tonkku up apparently
🌟 10 | #general
hey guys so should I upload a bot called OwOifier
🌟 12 | #general
💫 13 | #general
https://luca.is-inside.me/yW1JFRV2.png this intelligent human being ran their own bot as a selfbot
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
ken is into drugs confirmed
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
I am a fucking 10 year old
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
For a second I thought dbl was getting raided
Then I realized had clicked on bot hell
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #general
I celebrate my birthday many days in a year
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
The Human Eye can only see 2GB of RAM
🌟 9 | #general
eurobutwithaustraliavision
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
can you download a virus bot on Discord?
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
tetris 69 is omegalul
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #general
@cloud shale the right of passage as a dbl mod is being given a strike for missing queue
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
luca nyoomed it
🌟 10 | #general
fuck off @main hull
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
I have listened to an hour of LolI breathing
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
Peter is highest priority
💫 17 | #general
Lmao wth did I stumble upon
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💫 16 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media
the mirror fits in oliy
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
💫 26 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #general
System 32? Thats a really bad virus. Delete it immediately!
⭐ 7 | #general
why dyno offline :/
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
💫 18 | #general
@kindred edge bot prefix pls
💫 14 | #general
THIS is VERY URGENT
🌟 12 | #general
sigh everyone htes me
💫 17 | #general
It's not fair to me because I can't call you gay because you are gay
💫 14 | #general
can be take a moment to appreciate @gilded cypress random ban command lol
💫 25 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
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⭐ 6 | #general
@thick flint :bongoban:
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
I just scraped their website, made an announcement due to broken heating system the school will be closed on Friday. Used some SEO magic, ranked it above the official site and a screenshot of that site kinda went viral around my school on peoples snapchat stories etc, they showed their parents and so on
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
But yes oliy gets whipped a lot
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
We give you a full month of nothing! Amazing! Get a full 50% off of nothing by winning our dbl league hosted right outside your dumpster. Did you hear that a full 5% off of nothing, make sure to win dbl league to get this amazing offer
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
we're worse than reddit at reposting come on guys
🌟 11 | #auctions-general
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
wtf theres water falling from the sky here
💫 17 | #general
wait do i need to install Github?
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
✨ 28 | #topgg-api
how to use api with Discord bot maker?
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #general
what the frick did you just say to me you little weeb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the dbl navy seals, and I've been involved in numerous bot raids on discord servers and have over 300 banned accounts.
✨ 32 | #memes-and-media
What the frick did you just hecking say to me, you little weeb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the DBL Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous bot raids on discord servers and have over 300 banned accounts. I am trained in javascript programming and I'm the top developer in the entire bot list. You are nothing to me but another skid. I will wipe you out with code quality never seen on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with submitting a clone bot on the list? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moderators across the world and your bot is being declined right now so you better prepare for a DM from Luca, maggot. The DM that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bot. Your bot is fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your bot in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in programming, but I have access to the entire database of the discord bot list and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bot off the face of the internet, you little poopoo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" bot was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your bot is freaking dead, kiddo.
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
I've been involved in numerous bot raids on discord servers - Tonkku 2019
🌟 12 | #development
Can those people report me for a bot not working?
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
oh boy island coming up next
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
i was like isnt europe a country
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
I need to pee
⭐ 5 | #memes-and-media
it's vidiq because derpy doesn't have it
💫 17 | #305715157773058058
why do you think a chat app full of 14 year old weebs and furries has any type of valuabe business support
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
nobody:
ven: i want this meme format to die
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
Nobody:
absolute silence
Me whenever I hear a negative comment about weebs:
Ready the holy hand grenade
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
the fuck
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
That poor whitename got starred so hard lmao
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
why the hell are rude people a thing
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
Everyone on earth lives on a planet that has japan so therefore everyone is a weeb.
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
wE mUsT gAtEkEeP LiNuX
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #general
my student loans account thing....just emailed my password to me
🌟 8 | #general
my dad owns Microsoft I'll ban ur account
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
Lyrics:
Mutum botum
Yesterday muted 2 Turkish botum
Yeet
They kept pinging mods
Uh
They ate the mute
Uh
💫 26 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
Can Someone Look At My Turkish Bot?
💫 15 | #auctions-general
What’s the auction
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
lol spider gay haha
🌟 12 | #general
I can mke bot.
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
tfw that gets starred
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
I like nuts
⭐ 7 | #312614469819826177
Language: Python
Lib: Discord.py
Requires: aiohttp
(NOTE: This code is inspired by @sleek nacelle , but uses the aiohttp approach, which is/seems to be faster)
Code:
import aiohttp
dbltoken = "token"
url = "https://discordbots.org/api/bots/" + bot.user.id + "/stats"
headers = {"Authorization" : dbltoken}
async def on_ready():
payload = {"server_count" : len(bot.servers)}
async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as aioclient:
await aioclient.post(url, data=payload, headers=headers)
async def on_server_join(server):
payload = {"server_count" : len(bot.servers)}
async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as aioclient:
await aioclient.post(url, data=payload, headers=headers)
async def on_server_remove(server):
payload = {"server_count" : len(bot.servers)}
async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as aioclient:
await aioclient.post(url, data=payload, headers=headers)
🌟 8 | #general
@vague egret i bet you swallow girls cli-
💫 13 | #general
who kisses girls lmfao
🌟 11 | #312614469819826177
Language: Javascript
Libraries: Discord.js and Eris!
Requirements: Must install discordbots-api! (npm i discordbots-api)
Code
const { DiscordBotsList } = require('discordbots-api');
const DiscordBots = new DiscordBotsList('token');
const shardID = '';
const shardCount = '';
const serverCount = '';
const id = '';
DiscordBots.postStatsWithShards(shardID, shardCount, serverCount, id);
// Without Sharding
const servercount = ''; // Replace '' with your guild count.
DiscordBots.postStats(servercount);
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💫 22 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
do you guys take oliy dollars?
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
my discord account is officially 1337 days old
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
Time TO deMoTE All moDS wHO hAven't dONe THEir quoTa LaST WEEK
💫 24 | #memes-and-media
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
starts reviewing bots
first bot is turkish
bot offline
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
@brave parcel thats how mafia works
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
third bot
recognizes name
goes through previous mod-log cases
why are the boobs and the part where the legs meet zoomed in
💫 21 | #general
CSS is part of HTML
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
I tried control to sprint but closed tab instead
💫 17 | #general
Where is the manage server permission
💫 19 | #commands
If(modLooking) {disableLevelMsg()}
✨ 28 | #memes-and-media
https://i.redd.it/4eo0asy2udz21.jpg
this is @sly kayak honestly
💫 20 | #general
Yeah trust me we star weird shit
✨ 29 | #general
thanks to 👉 mods 👈 for 🎉 approving 🎉 my 🤖 bot 🤖
💫 25 | #memes-and-media
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
description: trump
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #general
[x] I'm a fucking loser please give me pretty blue badge
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media
the lower quality 40MB one embeds https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285131644258484224/580805653585592320/oldshrek.mp4
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
@austere blaze https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/167423382697148416/525908882443468800/Shrek_VP9-60k_Opus-20300.webm
💫 14 | #general
Someone: Posts ad in #general
Me: :Boos:
Mods: :dblMod:
Oliy: :ablobsigh:
The Black Eyed Peas: https://open.spotify.com/track/14e7Xs24shtJXF05kOUjDz?si=CccM4M1bQQmoQSU_k-ea1g
Let's Get Retarded, a song by The Black Eyed Peas on Spotify
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
Nobody:
Me at 3 am: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rfztiqYpPU
I'm not creative Follow marco_rennmaus: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV86Ub1gb8Zf-cn1_VObGuQ Twitter: http://twitter.com/marco_rennmaus Soundclo...
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
I am a sad loser
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
I have tissue
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed. Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed. Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed.
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
my mom watches emmerdale
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
@dense island boku no pico
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
Boku no Pico was my childhood
🌟 12 | #development
whitenames?
💫 15 | #development
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
random kep thongs laying around
💫 21 | #topgg-api
Who can my bot write in Web?
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
nah DBL is hosted on glitch
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #commands
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
Lol me and a friend would always make 1 folder on the desktop and copy empty folder into it copy those into those and at some point you'd have between 500K to 1M empty folders and they'd take fucking forever to remove
💫 14 | #development
I use Phynton 3
🌟 12 | #general
@nimble turtle do you have the good ?
💫 15 | #general
i have the bad
💫 15 | #general
Really a smart idea to talk about raiding server and abusing your bots power to give yourself admin in other peoples server in DBL my man
💫 15 | #general
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
Man if I don't get my Razer Tartarus V1 tomorrow I'm gonna go to the DHL headquarters and REEEEE at them
⭐ 5 | #development
To show you the power of flextape :flextape: I sawed this message in half
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
did you turn it off and on again?
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
I fucked your mum
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
your name color defines who you are
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #general
💫 25 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media
minecraft web displays mod
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
Smegma waar de fuck heb jij het nou weer over
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
@bronze remnant i have to go, i have dinner, not because im weirded out
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
@dense island How ugly it is to be Spanish speaking, not to understand English and to be forced to use the google translator, which in itself is a crap.
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #general
@left wagon @outer gull @brave parcel @rough wharf @sly kayak
When to Confirm My Bot ?
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #development
how do i get developer role?
💫 16 | #development
No offense but if you don't need any help with any coding/programming, please leave this channel alone, it contains enough weird shit already
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #commands
Pong!
Shard: 1
Latency: 181469ms
Response Time: 78ms
💫 22 | #memes-and-media
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #general
:bearcop: DBL police is here
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
Next thing you know it's "Nothing Linux"
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
What if Linux was just called Linux
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
I'm not creative Follow marco_rennmaus: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV86Ub1gb8Zf-cn1_VObGuQ Twitter: http://twitter.com/marco_rennmaus Soundclo...
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
💫 23 | #general
How do I make my bot online 27/7
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
atch tee tee pee ess colon forward-slash forward-slash double-ewe double-ewe double-ewe dot why oh ewe tee ewe bee eee dot see oh emm
🌟 12 | #general
Not Detroit: Don't Become Human
💫 25 | #memes-and-media
https://i-pinged-everyone.today/zCVID.png i love trolling people with this emote
💫 16 | #auctions-general
Oliy, Xavin, Nik and Anis all light up thiccc cigars
"Gentlemen"
How much will these peasants offer, Anis asks
Not much more than 5 shillings, says Oliy
For they are too poor to appreciate the music tag
Very well, Xavin says, I will put down 100 shillings as my starting bid.
Nik is already looking at Xavin with loomy eyes.
100 shillings, he says. Do you think we are this poor?
Nik immediately drops a stack of 50's on the table
So, here goes 500. Anis, what are you going to do?
Anis sighs, and puts down 750.
The waitress comes, and brings all four of the gentleman a premium whiskey.
I hope you enjoy your evening, gentleman...
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
hello i am a single furry
🌟 9 | #development
Does anyone have the code for virtual currencies ?? Pollux type rubies. :GWqlabsPrings:
🌟 12 | #auctions-general
@left wagon ban urself
💫 19 | #development
message.author.addFriend()
break;```
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
@left wagon Discord Bot List Web Site Glitch or Hosting Connected
💫 17 | #general
My Turkish is English not good. @sly kayak
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
@brittle leaf im french im not speack anglish sorry
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
Im utilise google traduction
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
I know 39 languages
if u count programming languagess
💫 17 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
hot single @kindred edges in your area
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
i push stop living
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
what's an ass
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
I hate oily
💫 21 | #memes-and-media
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
Virgin @sly kayak
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
Yo why the frick is america bullying huwaui
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
People like stupid shit
💫 13 | #general
What are vagina doctors called again? Geologists?
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
💫 20 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
how about i drive you to my place instead ;)
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
essentially im abusing myself
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
"TOUCH ME HARDER"
💫 23 | #memes-and-media
✨ 110 | #bids
@proper thicket Bid $16000 USD on Front Page - Trending New - bot
🌟 10 | #general
t!!help
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
i'm quite curious why there are so many turkish discord bots
⭐ 7 | #memes-and-media
turks are bad
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
ThanOS
💫 24 | #memes-and-media
🌟 12 | #memes-and-media
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
The beauty of this texture pack is hard to express in words, so here's a video instead Made by Jura: http://youtube.com/toycat Minecraft Bedrock is the same ...
⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
Give me that F daddy
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
No one:
Fucking no one:
VeId: You'll never see me again.
No one at all:
VeId: jk I'm back
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
https://luca.is-inside.me/i4Xy5Xbn.png fix your shit
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
I am pregnant
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #general
Botum ate oliy
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
https://luca.is-inside.me/HL9YU6Gr.png when you discover a loli command
🌟 9 | #general
#for-people-who-dont-learn-programming-languages-before-coding-bots
⭐ 7 | #general
i have not understand
🌟 11 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
@rough wharf
💫 19 | #memes-and-media
this kid has balls of steel https://i.imgur.com/17OzcQS.png
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
What if discord didn't crash every 5 hours?
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
'Make sure to hit that like, subscribe, dislike, like again, comment below, like your own comment, follow my Insta, follow my twitch, Twitter, Snapchat, FaceBook, MySpace, MAL profile, and criminal record.'
💫 15 | #memes-and-media
don't star any messages in the channel for one min and maybe you will be happier in life.
💫 16 | #memes-and-media
💫 15 | #development
Learn how to code, learn how to read the documentation, learn how to learn how to read
Also learn how to put effort in working
Please
💫 18 | #memes-and-media
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 6 | #memes-and-media
I was born in the wrong generation-- I miss the large chance to get some lethal disease :(
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
🌟 9 | #memes-and-media
Why tf does lua have an std. Someone get it a condom
💫 13 | #memes-and-media
⭐ 7 | #general
Hello, how I recived roles?
💫 14 | #memes-and-media
🌟 8 | #memes-and-media
🌟 10 | #memes-and-media
he finds it sexually offensive to star his messages and its great
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si
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and remember, dont take drugs
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The internet makes you a weeb
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Ok I just got a notification saying someone f-ed a trans. Brb
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why my bot isn't approval?
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i know mysql but i dont understand on javascript 🖕