memes-and-media

[main yew]

@sacred kelp how dare you don't trust cookies

[jolly zealot]

@torn trellis noob

[cedar seal]

wait is it coz of ur ping?

[ember matrix]

Oh and sublime, I hate sublime

[sacred kelp]

y

[torn trellis]

-k 716652842252894258 Unknown command messages in DMs

[hardy coral]

👞 Kicked OG Bot#9685 (@pliant phoenix)

[jolly zealot]

erm

[ember matrix]

<haba

[fair lion]

<help

[ember matrix]

o

[torn trellis]

Mentions start with < so it responded

[main yew]

@ember matrix sublime is ew, used it before. then changed to vscode

[cedar seal]

oh right

[ember matrix]

I no like sublime

[fair lion]

<

[main yew]

same

[fair lion]

hm

[main yew]

#355951029025636362

[sacred kelp]

sublime is nice

[ember matrix]

But others do like other ides and I respect that so

[main yew]

bro i can't mention categories with their IDs

[torn trellis]

Sublime is lightweight

so

[ember matrix]

I prefer vscode

[main yew]

vscode is heavy

[cedar seal]

i prefer vsc coz of the plugins and tools

[main yew]

but it's good

[torn trellis]

You don't physically write your code, Callum?

[ember matrix]

Wdym

Like write it down on paper?

[torn trellis]

Yes

[ember matrix]

What sort of cultured person wouldn't write their code on paper

[cedar seal]

who writes their code physically

[torn trellis]

Run it through OCR like a true hacker

[brazen pebble]

@ember matrix why would u get deno lol

[jolly zealot]

@ember matrix imagine a school forcing you to do that because of covid and computer science

[ember matrix]

Deno is quite nice imo

[cedar seal]

shiv codes on paper exposed

[jolly zealot]

ill just print my homework next time

[brazen pebble]

no its shit

[ember matrix]

@jolly zealot we use repl.it

[torn trellis]

We had to physically write Pascal code in CS classes

[main yew]

then: several days
now: 4+ weeks
now (2): 5+ weeks

[shell finch]

How to deal with text abusers correctly 👌

[jolly zealot]

@ember matrix we will have to do cs at home

[cedar seal]

@jolly zealot my school does that

[ember matrix]

Here we go with Sammy shitting on things again

[jolly zealot]

@cedar seal lmao

[brazen pebble]

and u shouldn't even use it in production yet

[ember matrix]

I don't

[cedar seal]

write a whole react.js code on paper

or angular

[fair lion]

why is 2048 a limit

[ember matrix]

I just like the idea of having no pkg manager and you just import the module from the internet

[main yew]

did #memes-and-media became #general

[jolly zealot]

yes

and #general is general

[brazen pebble]

deno is pretty useless anyway when we have node which has more support in terms of packages (and its not new lololol)

[ember matrix]

Well it did actually used to be

Why do you have to oppose everything anyone ever likes

[main yew]

and #general is #memes-and-media

[brazen pebble]

do i do that?

[ember matrix]

You hate Ubuntu, you hate vscode, you hate deno and honestly I'm quite sick of your shit

Yes you do.

[brazen pebble]

"everything" lolol

[main yew]

ubuntu is gud

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Uzcs97M8&feature=youtu.be

Let's get shitpost into mood

[cedar seal]

@fair lion terraria gud

[brazen pebble]

its just the shit u like :lol:

[main yew]

@cedar seal yes

[torn trellis]

Do you guys want to argue here

[ember matrix]

Fuck you.

[cedar seal]

guys lets not

[brazen pebble]

<3

[fair lion]

Opinion is opinion

[cedar seal]

^

[fair lion]

I hate VSCode

[ember matrix]

Sammy finds it impossible to respect other people's opinions

[brazen pebble]

same

[cedar seal]

everyone thinks callum is qt but callum thinks he is not qt so yea opinion

[torn trellis]

Drop it Callum

[main yew]

opinion is a localopinion

[ember matrix]

Fine.

[brazen pebble]

well that isn't true but ok

[fair lion]

where is globalopinion

[cedar seal]

ok callum kalm lets talk about how to delete program files(x84)

[ember matrix]

All I'm saying is I'm done with your shit and I can't put up with you any longer. You are toxic and just ruin things sometimes.

[pallid sun]

x84 doesnt exist

[main yew]

x86

[pallid sun]

no need to delete it

[cedar seal]

@pallid sun thats the point

[sacred kelp]

it does smh ur just stupid

[torn trellis]

Was my message unclear?

[pallid sun]

if its already delet

[ember matrix]

ok callum kalm lets talk about how to delete program files(x84)
@cedar seal stab it

[pallid sun]

loeal

[cedar seal]

😳

[torn trellis]

Do I have to be even more explicit when telling you to stop?

[main yew]

where's program files

[ember matrix]

Give it the yeetus deletus

[main yew]

can't find in my /home

[cedar seal]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[fair lion]

is win32 a valid file

[ember matrix]

In Ubuntu it's in /usr/bin iirc

[fair lion]

if yes, delete it

[main yew]

@ember matrix i already knew that

[ember matrix]

ok

[brazen pebble]

ok brb i have to rofl

[ember matrix]

Way to prove my point

[ember matrix]

Lmfao

[pallid sun]

sorry, you have used all laughs for today. purchase more?

[torn trellis]

Here goes even more waiting

[main yew]

i see html somewhere
bro what is cshtml

[ember matrix]

not just any html

[torn trellis]

Surprisingly

[sacred kelp]

that's cshtml es em ech

[pallid sun]

do i see jeremy catson

[ember matrix]

I knew you were gonna say that

[hollow pier]

Mmm perhaps

[ember matrix]

Or just something to do with Jeremy Clarkson

Because Jeremy is the lord

[cedar seal]

imagine not using bootstrap

[ember matrix]

He is god

[main yew]

merry christmas i am from future and 2021 doesn't exist

[brazen pebble]

ok protip do not rofl

[ember matrix]

He is life

[brazen pebble]

🦀

🦀 i use arch btw

[pallid sun]

no

[brazen pebble]

i am sponsored

[main yew]

Linux > WIndows

[brazen pebble]

use my referral code when installing arch

[sacred kelp]

no i willn't

[brazen pebble]

:)

i am bored i will now listen to kpop 🦀

[solar sentinel]

ah yes kpop

[brazen pebble]

chop

[sacred kelp]

tototot

[solar sentinel]

it's the prefix, what i'm mad about is ^

[ember matrix]

h

[brazen pebble]

dead

[pallid pebble]

e

[ember matrix]

Callum

[brazen pebble]

why

[ember matrix]

h

[fair lion]

sudo yourself

[ember matrix]

h

[brazen pebble]

someone please come up with another shit joke to go on for 40mins

[ember matrix]

Anyway I'm gonna go now see you guys later

[torn trellis]

sammy do you feel the need to stir shit here

[brazen pebble]

what

[timid stream]

What

[brazen pebble]

:what:

[cedar seal]

hi

[torn trellis]

Almost anytime I see you in chat I see you complaining about something

be it about something someone uses or just the chat

[brazen pebble]

u don't come at good times then :|

[torn trellis]

After looking at the chat almost everyday for months

[fair lion]

I like how discord allows to get any resolution of pfp someone else uses

[torn trellis]

?size=4096 gang

[cedar seal]

good old days when shiv was a green name

[boreal hearth]

why my internet like this

[cedar seal]

?size = 1024 gang

[brazen pebble]

good old days 🦀

[torn trellis]

all or nothing

[brazen pebble]

🦀 early 2019

[fair lion]

what if 2021 will be ...

[cedar seal]

all for nothing*

in 2021 shiv admin

[hollow pier]

It allows up to the maximum size which is a pain

Maximum size of uploaded pfp

[boreal hearth]

if you're wondering why I am watching Japanese girls train, it's a music video for a Walkure song

[opaque trail]

Rawr

Give spotify link aprix

[torn trellis]

Apri you're getting on a next level of being a weeb

[timid stream]

No

[boreal hearth]

they're not on Spotify

[opaque trail]

U cute little green name

[timid stream]

Apri is a normal human

[brazen pebble]

people hate kpop so 🦀

[opaque trail]

Sad

[cedar seal]

i think u can always enlarge the pfp using some other pkg

[boreal hearth]

so I have to listen to Walkure songs on YouTube\

[opaque trail]

Big sad

Pirate moosic

[boreal hearth]

but I collected some of my favorite songs of theirs in a playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgnicFy0p6Z_Ahqm-PgwjGQxnXKM5EJlb

[brazen pebble]

parm hates on dart :(

[timid stream]

Okey?

[boreal hearth]

I mean, YouTube has a own Walkure - Topic with videos uploaded by others for their music

[pallid sun]

mongodb good

[brazen pebble]

ok no

[opaque trail]

Yes

[timid stream]

Vidoes

[brazen pebble]

sql 🦀

[jolly zealot]

mongodb

[timid stream]

Pc

[pallid sun]

depends on purpose

[shut pasture]

[boreal hearth]

I am going to watch the anime where I believe Walkure was founded for

[brazen pebble]

mongoose has schemas for a schemaless db 🦀

[boreal hearth]

it's called Macross

[pallid sun]

thats only fucking mongoose

[timid stream]

@shut pasture OwO hi

[opaque trail]

Interesting

[boreal hearth]

I'll watch it once I am done with Fox Spirit Matchmaker

[opaque trail]

I think most mongo wrappers hv schemas lol

[shut pasture]

Hello

[pallid sun]

does the official one

[brazen pebble]

retarded

[pallid sun]

thanks

[opaque trail]

The official one is basic frick

[pallid sun]

may be basic but it works

[brazen pebble]

I think most mongo wrappers hv schemas lol
retarded

[cedar seal]

ah shit here we go again

[fair lion]

Why use any wrappers

[boreal hearth]

oh

[cedar seal]

wrappers easy

[boreal hearth]

Walkure is the name of the music group in Macross

[fair lion]

I don't even use mongoose, I use only MongoDB

[cedar seal]

same

[boreal hearth]

makes sense I guess

[analog lark]

retarded
@brazen pebble are you trying to stir shit

[cedar seal]

luke has awoken

[brazen pebble]

🦀

[timid stream]

boss music sounds

[brazen pebble]

how

[torn trellis]

Who/what are you calling retarded in this case

[analog lark]

Mongo schemas

[torn trellis]

several times

[solar sentinel]

wetod >:(

[timid stream]

Hi flazy

[solar sentinel]

hey embed sender

[pallid sun]

lmao

[opaque trail]

He has a lot lol

[boreal hearth]

@opaque trail have I earnt a anime body pillow yet?

[cedar seal]

LOL

flaz bully

[opaque trail]

What aprix?

[fair lion]

🍿

[boreal hearth]

I want a body pillow, have I earnt one yet?

[timid stream]

Senpaii

[boreal hearth]

Am I weeb enough to get one?

[timid stream]

Yep

Also you deserve it

[brazen pebble]

cmon man if u want schemas use a sql orm

[opaque trail]

Well u are ofc

[analog lark]

Or you know. Stop shitting on people for preference

[brazen pebble]

i don't want a body pillow

[fair lion]

Hold on, does Akinator know Mee6?

[opaque trail]

Tbf sammy... Schemas can be used on anything

[pallid sun]

why not use schemas on mongo

[opaque trail]

Its schemaless

[pallid sun]

fair enough

[brazen pebble]

that

[boreal hearth]

@brazen pebble JSON is easier to work with, and mongoose allows for a stable DB used just like JSON

[brazen pebble]

brb i need to lmao

[solar sentinel]

are you done lmaoing

[craggy crown]

SKIBBIDIBABOOMDADA

[pallid sun]

oh hi dice

[craggy crown]

Oh hi

[opaque trail]

I mean mongo uses bson

[fair lion]

Hi

[solar sentinel]

🅱️SON

[timid stream]

Diceeeeee

[fleet herald]

Json does not qualify as a database

[craggy crown]

Everyone who said my nameeee

[boreal hearth]

SQL is more professional and should be used, yes. But mongoose is much better for newer developers wanting to improve on the code itself, rather than DBs for the moment.

[pallid sun]

it will never be

[craggy crown]

!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[opaque trail]

Lmao no aprixia

[cedar seal]

^

[opaque trail]

It depends on the data u store

[cedar seal]

SQL is easy if u know the qlang

[opaque trail]

1 sec

[timid stream]

I dont get the poit of this

[analog lark]

brb i need to lmao
@brazen pebble can for like 0.1 fucking nanoseconds stop being so fucking condescending

[cedar seal]

SQL is also faster

[brazen pebble]

i can't

[opaque trail]

https://youtu.be/W2Z7fbCLSTw

[analog lark]

Then fuck off

[cedar seal]

luke leave it

[opaque trail]

There is diff types of dbs

[brazen pebble]

:(

[opaque trail]

And u use which u need

[cedar seal]

u can punch a tree in mc but not irl

[torn trellis]

You can but it hurts

[boreal hearth]

I can't understand SQL, and I have no need of understanding it at the moment. mongoose allows me to improve my actual abilities of general development, rather than being stuck at relearning a DB

[cedar seal]

yea but no thanks i love my hand

[timid stream]

Lule friking 300iq semihuman

[opaque trail]

Eh u dont need to learn sql much tbf

[cedar seal]

^

[opaque trail]

There is probs wrappers for it

[brazen pebble]

also u can use an orm

[opaque trail]

And qlang is super readable

[boreal hearth]

mongoose gives me everything I need as simple as it can get

[cedar seal]

SELECT * table FROM bla bla bla

[boreal hearth]

It's literally just sending you objects

[opaque trail]

Drop table

I mean

[delicate pollen]

[timid stream]

I am waiting for them to use capital letters

[analog lark]

Lule friking 300iq semihuman
@timid stream just being blunt. People who are cunts here need to re-evaluate how their brain functions on a chemical level

[brazen pebble]

ok i am done lmaoing @solar sentinel

[pallid sun]

why not on a physical level

[opaque trail]

Wew fair enough lol

[solar sentinel]

pog

[coarse skiff]

thats alot of bots added.... lmao

[sacred kelp]

what are you gonna do next

[torn trellis]

and only 12k approved on the website

[boreal hearth]

for me at least, mongoose is a billion times easier to understand than SQL

[brazen pebble]

not talk

[torn trellis]

So what does that say about queue

[solar sentinel]

"was declined"

[boreal hearth]

@torn trellis slow and declined

[proper wagon]

.

[pallid sun]

i barely understand mongoose as is

[coarse skiff]

that theres still a million in the queue... xD

[sacred kelp]

V.

[solar sentinel]

bruh

[fair lion]

Is it easier to get bot verified if you are already verified?

[boreal hearth]

since when was dotposts not a -dotpost

[cedar seal]

i think at early alphas mongodb also saved data in sql format

[brazen pebble]

mongoose was harder for me than sql because im stupid 🧠

[cedar seal]

there is also a mongoSQL wrapper for mongodb

[coarse skiff]

sql is easy for me compared to mongo

[brazen pebble]

who and why

[coarse skiff]

i just prefer writing raw sql queries

[opaque trail]

How

[boreal hearth]

if I wanna increase a number, I just

[cedar seal]

quickdb + mongodb = https://quickmongo.js.org/

[pallid sun]

i prefer doing mongo stuff

[timid stream]

I think the rise in bot requests was more for the badge than for anything else

[boreal hearth]

if I wanna store a ban, I just

[flat matrix]

quickdb + mongodb = https://quickmongo.js.org/
@ember matrix died

[opaque trail]

U could probs make ur own wrapper and its as easy as running functions

[hollow pier]

SQL has some quirks. I wish there was an update thing which doesn't overwrite other values in the row without the expressing being really long

[cedar seal]

LMAOO

[coarse skiff]

SQL is like my prefered database language, mongodb is just ehhhh

[hollow pier]

I still use SQL anyway

[opaque trail]

Lol

I need to learn how to scale data

[timid stream]

OwO and thats ok, everybody have different opinions

[flat matrix]

hello someone make my bot I give 2 cent and you get body badge for me 1!1!!!!!!!

[brazen pebble]

sqlite 🧠

[flat matrix]

[opaque trail]

Mysql

[coarse skiff]

mariadb

mssql

[brazen pebble]

postgres 🤢

[sacred kelp]

m

[timid stream]

1 json stored in pc

[boreal hearth]

wait a second... mongodb + goose = mongoose
under those calculations, mongodb was made the mongo, and mongoose was an extension of the mongo's work, but made by a goose that probably likes mongos

[pallid sun]

ok, we may prefer mongodb over sql or vice versa

but, JSON "database"

[hollow pier]

[opaque trail]

I mean

[sacred kelp]

why does discord hate me at 8-10pm

[coarse skiff]

a query language vs a programming language

[boreal hearth]

I used to use .JSON files for a DB

the storage went brr

[opaque trail]

Mongo db uses bson

[coarse skiff]

.JSON databases make me cry

[cedar seal]

@coarse skiff yes

[flat matrix]

the APRIXIA?

[opaque trail]

Which is binary json

[flat matrix]

lord APRXIA?

[timid stream]

@sacred kelp oh sorry i dint notice youre here, want talk on dms?

[flat matrix]

used JSON?

[opaque trail]

Baby aprix

[sacred kelp]

no

[boreal hearth]

I don't use json dbs anymore

[timid stream]

Ok then

[hollow pier]

I used .JSON too but it kept corrupting every 10m (not even joking) and so I stopped

[opaque trail]

Aprixia is still quite the cute boi

[cedar seal]

next - python vs english

[flat matrix]

[coarse skiff]

JSON database = death

[opaque trail]

How much do u read and write?

[boreal hearth]

but I used to have like guildid.json

[pallid sun]

yes json db is die

[sacred kelp]

sql vs sign language

[pallid sun]

i use the kitchen gun

[opaque trail]

Eh i use json fod caching if i need to

[coarse skiff]

sql vs kitchen

[pallid sun]

bang bang bang and json db is gone

[flat matrix]

so anyone mind telling me how I do leaderboards with mongoose

[boreal hearth]

that was on my first ever public bot, Altricatia

[flat matrix]

[timid stream]

php vs DBL community

[coarse skiff]

umm, cry?

[opaque trail]

Fetchall then sort

[boreal hearth]

now shut down and deleted from top.gg on request

[flat matrix]

thank you telk

[boreal hearth]

before my first public bot, I legit used Discord as my DB, not even kidding

[coarse skiff]

with SQL you can just ORDER BY column DESC LIMIT 10

[pallid sun]

lmfao

[opaque trail]

That is smart

[boreal hearth]

since back then, I just couldn't understand how to use a simple db

[flat matrix]

oh I was thinking about doing that cause I did not want to learn db

[pallid sun]

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/YVgsJKkI.png

[cedar seal]

u can find and then sort and then set max

[timid stream]

Well we started with capital letters

[coarse skiff]

wait

@pallid sun i have a better database then json

[opaque trail]

Hmm im pretty sure u could probs sort like that with mongo

[pallid sun]

yes

[coarse skiff]

RAM

[opaque trail]

But idk... Im kinda dumb

[pallid sun]

ram db

[coarse skiff]

redis

[pallid sun]

you shut down ur server? D I E

[opaque trail]

Just use txt smh

Redis is a good db

[coarse skiff]

WAIT

[flat matrix]

I use mongo server ram for db

[coarse skiff]

@pallid sun

.csv database

[torn trellis]

.find().limit(5).sort({"mycoolkey": 1})

:^)

[flat matrix]

thank you shivvy

[pallid sun]

guess what

[hollow pier]

with SQL you can just ORDER BY column DESC LIMIT 10
@coarse skiff ah yes, this was why I used SQL now I remember

[opaque trail]

Wait shiv

[sacred kelp]

.ppt database

[timid stream]

Discord™️ stable™️ platform™️
6 mods online

[brazen pebble]

ram db
@pallid sun yea its supposed to be a cache

[opaque trail]

How do u do like bigger than and smoller than

[opaque trail]

Use raw mongo

[coarse skiff]

wait @pallid sun , using paper databases....

[pallid sun]

yes

[coarse skiff]

gotta scan the data in with a scanner

[torn trellis]

$gt or $lt operators when finding

[pallid sun]

paper databases

yes you do

[velvet flame]

HI EVERYONE THERE IS PEOPLE HERE WOW

[opaque trail]

Man u need to chill on the frickin pings

[coarse skiff]

no wait, theres a better database

[torn trellis]

Surprisingly

[sacred kelp]

there is no femboy

[opaque trail]

Hmm ok shiv

[coarse skiff]

BRAIN POWER

[boreal hearth]

brb gonna swap out my db with data stored on physical papers

[brazen pebble]

im gone

[opaque trail]

I need to learn more bout mongo

[fair lion]

Do I say yes or no ehhhh

[coarse skiff]

ask elon to do the neuralinks

[icy terrace]

hi

[fair lion]

I was trying to get the character from my novel and this is his 3rd guess, is it yes as of OC

or No as of novel character

[opaque trail]

Lol

[coarse skiff]

do yes

50/50 chance

[opaque trail]

Why

[boreal hearth]

we need an hour where we can spam ping atmoderators in shitpost as much as we want, with no slowmode

[opaque trail]

Do u know how akinator works?

[coarse skiff]

@opaque trail dont touch mongo

[opaque trail]

What do u mean

[coarse skiff]

we need a channel to just diss on different databases

[boreal hearth]

mod pings would go BRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[fair lion]

Message abuse

[opaque trail]

@coarse skiff thats how u would get muted ngl... Its annoying to have wars

[torn trellis]

we need an hour where we can spam ping atmoderators in shitpost as much as we want, with no slowmode
no

[boreal hearth]

no
yes

[coarse skiff]

you do realise its a joke @opaque trail

[torn trellis]

Rule 4 also, so no channel for dissing dbs

[coarse skiff]

😦

[boreal hearth]

@bright crater they say that for everyone

[flat matrix]

😫

[solar sentinel]

cringe chat

[fair lion]

2+2=5

[opaque trail]

Just puttin it out there for the 12y olds who want it cuz its too opinionated

[velvet flame]

@solar sentinel

[solar sentinel]

but?

[fair lion]

But?

[velvet flame]

but

[solar sentinel]

butt

[opaque trail]

Butt

[boreal hearth]

thanks for the mail I can't even read, DeepAI

[craggy crown]

Butt

[opaque trail]

I need to make my css not super shit

[fair lion]

Is that supposed to mean that she is a trap

[sacred kelp]

but

[fair lion]

I want to know what is the meaning behind that but

[pallid sun]

that sounds very engineer

[flat matrix]

if y doesn’t work, insert more y

[fair lion]

if failing doesn't work, trying failling more

I solve practical problems

Should I use real place or use subjectively real place, in novel

[opaque trail]

anyone want me to teach them how to host their dbot on runkit?

[solar sentinel]

http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15503130/dabb dabb

[timid stream]

Senpaiiii

[fair lion]

Yeah?

[fair lion]

Now that's funny

[timid stream]

Se-sempai, want talk on dm?

[fair lion]

Literal crash

[timid stream]

OwO what

[fair lion]

Only paint tricks

[brazen pebble]

cringe

[floral heath]

I just keep pressing preview

[pallid sun]

oEH my god

[fair lion]

Where is the preview button

I want to do it too

[floral heath]

Just press the preview button then click edit on you bot again then click preview again and keep going

[fair lion]

bruh

[brazen pebble]

android

[fair lion]

hmm 3rd one seems to be bugged a bit

can't get to the 4th

[dark hemlock]

勇気を出して告白をした...

[timid stream]

Takmarakasijuyitayo

[brazen pebble]

ok

[timid stream]

What does that mean

[dark hemlock]

in what language?

[ember matrix]

Hi

[dark hemlock]

Hi @ember matrix

[flat matrix]

callum

you failed there’s already a quickdb for mongo

[ember matrix]

borboss

I know

But mine is better, also many have pointed that out, thanks for being another one of them

[fair lion]

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><

[foggy ore]

imagine not using mongodb native

[brazen pebble]

ikr

[fair lion]

Imagine using mongoneese

[ember matrix]

I'm probably gonna add a caching version of it

[foggy ore]

but why

mongo already heavily ramcaches

[fair lion]

Why would you cache a ram

[brazen pebble]

and u can use redis 🧠

[ember matrix]

I don't remember asking

[brazen pebble]

yikes

[flat matrix]

oh okay

[ember matrix]

I can add a cache if I want thanks

[flat matrix]

callum

[ember matrix]

Why are you calling me

[flat matrix]

how are you

[brazen pebble]

@foggy ore hi

[dark hemlock]

do just like djs' cache

[ember matrix]

cache fucking everything so hard

[tender nimbus]

5GB of ram?

for 28 guilds?

[foggy ore]

@brazen pebble

[dark hemlock]

5GB of ram?
for 28 guilds?
@tender nimbus exactly

[brazen pebble]

🤗

[foggy ore]

also I can run djs at 28MB for 1k guilds

[fair lion]

I barely use 40MB for 17

[tender nimbus]

[brazen pebble]

how

[ember matrix]

I'm gonna cache everything so hard

[dark hemlock]

also I can run djs at 28MB for 1k guilds
@foggy ore impossible, where can I learn this power

[foggy ore]

proper cache control 🥺

[pallid sun]

no

[dark hemlock]

haha couldn't be me

[tender nimbus]

take that DJS, im running my twitch cache at 1200 streams on 18MB

[foggy ore]

still gonna switch to discordgo though

[dark hemlock]

just code a discord bot in dart

[foggy ore]

tfw whole discord bot takes 800kb of memory

[brazen pebble]

go 😩 👌

[dark hemlock]

go

[tender nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584243073257570304/751169568088522822/unknown.png

lemme check now the stats

[foggy ore]

yikes

[flat matrix]

what does twitch bot do

[dark hemlock]

idk

[tender nimbus]

lots of thingies

[flat matrix]

spam your chat?

[brazen pebble]

tfw twitch bot

[foggy ore]

what are you caching, the whole twitch database?

[tender nimbus]

yes

[flat matrix]

yea??? You don’t ravy ????

[tender nimbus]

that was a stress test to see how stable my cache was

[flat matrix]

it’s the most efficient way, same with discordd

[foggy ore]

no sorry i just have a copy in cassandra

[tender nimbus]

i ended up caching over 3.7 mil active viewers at once

[pallid sun]

same

[foggy ore]

kinda want to be streamer

but i need to fix my voice and internet first for that

[flat matrix]

I want to stream but I am too socially anxious cause of my voice

[foggy ore]

[flat matrix]

😩

[tender nimbus]

if you think being a bot maker is already a shit job at life, you are going for an even worse time at twitch streaming

[flat matrix]

like I tried it and people just came after me for sounding like a toddler

please bb

[tender nimbus]

just looking at my stats makes me want to puke at the thought of starting to stream

[flat matrix]

but you are streaming

[tender nimbus]

the amount of channels with less than 10 viewers is insane

[brazen pebble]

voice changer 🧠

[flat matrix]

your a twitch streamer congrats

[tender nimbus]

technically incorrect, im not streaming

[flat matrix]

I don’t like voice changers cause I don’t wanna run that on my pc 24/7

and a good amount aren’t trustworthy imo

[foggy ore]

lmao what

[flat matrix]

last time I installed one it didn’t even uninstall 😩

[foggy ore]

also im gonna have professional voice training soontm

[brazen pebble]

just make ur own

[flat matrix]

how

[tender nimbus]

My node process is streaming directly to twitch, im just displaying the presence on my client with my bots id. Theres no capture apps on my end, its all done directly from the node process

[brazen pebble]

idk

[foggy ore]

just put ableton as your audio input

[flat matrix]

is that even allowed

[tender nimbus]

yeah

[foggy ore]

and stream your mic into that

[flat matrix]

idle streams aren’t allowed on twitch I thought though

what is ableton

[tender nimbus]

as long as it can display ads, it can

[foggy ore]

ableton is the superior DAW

[flat matrix]

ok

[brazen pebble]

what is a daw

[foggy ore]

digital audio workstation

[fair lion]

duwang is better

[tender nimbus]

nothing beats MsPaint when it comes to audio

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DlgNcqCVb0

[shell finch]

Undefined ms My bot is so fast

[flat matrix]

speed

[craggy crown]

I am going to shoot you

[boreal hearth]

why is anime so good

[torn trellis]

Fuck trigger discipline

[dark hemlock]

because we got nuked

[fiery birch]

Truman refused to nuke China during the Korean war

[boreal hearth]

if you nuke China, you know what you signed up for

[fiery birch]

Back then we would have signed up for no more china

[dark hemlock]

China isn't a developed country so not much

[boreal hearth]

if you support Hong Kong, you can banned in China

[torn trellis]

What do I see here

[dark hemlock]

haha fuck

[ember matrix]

h

[dark hemlock]

rip my yearly vacations to China

[boreal hearth]

usually just hapoens if you're famous though, so don't worry

[fiery birch]

When I visited China I had to wear a mask.

[ember matrix]

ok

[boreal hearth]

understandable

covid

[dark hemlock]

When I visited China I had to wear a mask.
@fiery birch I always wear a mask

[fiery birch]

It was before covid

[dark hemlock]

yeah before covid too I would still wear a mask

[fair lion]

AD

[boreal hearth]

ok @radiant flint you found a loophole

[dark hemlock]

I always wear mask, y'all just are weird not wearing them

[brazen pebble]

SMART

my mans 200iq

[flat matrix]

what

[fiery birch]

They all did too

[torn trellis]

I always wear mask, y'all just are weird not wearing them
How hard is it to wear a mask, though

[boreal hearth]

and the prize for the most clever DBL whitename of the month goes to dvir!

[flat matrix]

@torn trellis me can’t breath !!!!!

[dark hemlock]

How hard is it to wear a mask, though
@torn trellis it's really not

[flat matrix]

mask !!!! bad !!! government muzzle !!!!!

[torn trellis]

Unless you're asthmatic

[boreal hearth]

not hard, just stupid people thinking they can't breathe

[flat matrix]

bill gates want to steal our brain data !!!!!!

[torn trellis]

But let's not get political here, for real

[flat matrix]

huh

[dark hemlock]

how is that political

[flat matrix]

it’s just baseless conspiracies

[hollow pier]

Eh I wore a mask on the bus to school and it is uncomfortable compared to not but it's not too bad once you get used to it

[icy terrace]

How about we listen to the mod

[flat matrix]

yes

[dark hemlock]

we are

[torn trellis]

Eh I wore a mask on the bus to school and it is uncomfortable compared to not but it's not too bad once you get used to it
@hollow pier Sure, if you're crammed into a small box with many people, it does make sense

[dark hemlock]

he said not to get political and no one said anything close to political

[boreal hearth]

but legit, how are masks political? They're just to not get covid

[fair lion]

Here you don't have to wear mask cause even if the place rules say that you have to, constitution says that you can't be told what you should do

[torn trellis]

But like, if you're outside or in an air-conditioned building...

[boreal hearth]

or well, not as easily

[dark hemlock]

Eh I wore a mask on the but to school and it is uncomfortable compared to not but it's not too bad once you get used to it
@hollow pier you're just not used to it, I usually can't even tell if I'm wearing one (I have ADHD)

[flat matrix]

for some reason people think masks show weakness, thus become a political issue

[fiery birch]

We should have wet markets here in the USA. Why are we trying to be so clean?

[flat matrix]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[torn trellis]

but legit, how are masks political? They're just to not get covid
@boreal hearth "I don't want to wear a mask" -> "Because fuck government" -> so on

[dark hemlock]

the fact that people consider that as a political issue is part of the problem

[hollow pier]

@dark hemlock I mean that is what I said. After 30m it was fine

[boreal hearth]

I see. But that's stupid people. We are smort people.

[dark hemlock]

and now I'm wearing a mask at home

[boreal hearth]

we make bots we must be smort

[hollow pier]

Mostly it was just my warm breath heating my nose which was annoying

[flat matrix]

#mod-logs OFFICIAL ROBLOX

[undone prism]

Very official

[fiery birch]

At least we can still drink the water

[torn trellis]

You're wearing mask at home?

[fiery birch]

But we can't breath the air

[torn trellis]

but, why?

[dark hemlock]

why not

[undone prism]

Wearing a mask at home is good depending on obviously living circumstances

[flat matrix]

masks look cool

[torn trellis]

Can't argue that

[undone prism]

In some cases I could understand it tbh

[flat matrix]

dont @ me it looks cool and is comfy

[torn trellis]

Yeah

[dark hemlock]

dont @ me it looks cool and is comfy
@flat matrix ^

[fiery birch]

I own a 5 arced of land in a rural part of the usa

I need to wear a mask

[torn trellis]

A mask hides most of my ugly mustache and ugly "beard" as well as pimples so I'm good

[boreal hearth]

@flat matrix I'ma @ you anyways @flat matrix

[dark hemlock]

I've never been to the US

[undone prism]

Do you want to share your land with me Ben?

[boreal hearth]

my writing legit sucks today holy shit

[dark hemlock]

dw mine does every day

[undone prism]

How long have you been awake aprixia?

[fiery birch]

I will never be an evil landlord

[undone prism]

Lmao fair

[boreal hearth]

I uhm... Thanks Spotify...

[brazen pebble]

time to make a cryptocurrency https://modeus.is-inside.me/FK9ndbKO.png

[timber coral]

LOL

[boreal hearth]

@undone prism like uh 6 hours

[undone prism]

Ah okay

Did you actually get enough sleep though

[boreal hearth]

uh, I got at max 9 hours

[undone prism]

Sammy why would... never mind go for it

[boreal hearth]

don't know when I fell asleep

I was chatting here when I fell asleep

[undone prism]

Did you fall asleep with like your phone on

[torn trellis]

I wonder why my Discord takes so much RAM

[undone prism]

Shivs there is a lot more crap in discord than just that

[boreal hearth]

I was kinda chatting here then suddenly fell asleep so, yeah

[undone prism]

Try right clicking on all your mic buttons etc

[torn trellis]

Okay, but it starts to make sense when I switch between like 4-5 servers and twice as more channels that are active

[dark hemlock]

imagine you make a chatting app for gamers but you forget to make the cache fucking work

[undone prism]

It’s only a shortcut too but ehhh

[icy terrace]

The cache works fine

[dark hemlock]

yeah especially when you have 2 gb of cached stuff

[icy terrace]

Just that there's a lot to cache

[dark hemlock]

there are things that it doesnt have to cache

for example: all the recent messages from all the channels of every server you're in

[icy terrace]

That isn't done client side

[boreal hearth]

"Discord takes a lot of ram"

[torn trellis]

Discord just throws an event emit at you

[flat matrix]

I have a lot of ram usage by discord

[icy terrace]

I don't

[flat matrix]

[icy terrace]

I use about 200mb as well

[boreal hearth]

now let's look at osu!, a light game

[flat matrix]

im in a lot of big big servers and I check them all often

[torn trellis]

I have a fuckton of emojis cached as well

[fair lion]

32 bit

Bruh why 32 bit

[versed hollow]

shiv on pc?

[dark hemlock]

[torn trellis]

Find me a 64-bit Discord client

[fiery birch]

Discord is built using a webview. It's just a website inside an app. Chrome uses too much ram.

[boreal hearth]

once I went out of Discord, Discord went BRRRRRRR

[torn trellis]

Restart Discord ez

[timber coral]

discord uses 6.4% of my ram atm

[icy terrace]

Just run discord twice duh @torn trellis

[dark hemlock]

discord uses 32% of mine atm

and chrome like 70

[icy terrace]

32 * 2 = 64

[dark hemlock]

doesnt work out

[boreal hearth]

close osu! and focus on Discord

[icy terrace]

Sounds like a personal issue

Leave some servers chief

[flat matrix]

your telling me that running 6 clients of discord = unreleased tech???

[dark hemlock]

I'm only in 100 servers

[icy terrace]

See

[torn trellis]

• Nitro

[flat matrix]

open web client, ptb.discord.com, canary.discord.com and all of their respective apps

[torn trellis]

I wonder why it would take so much RAM

[icy terrace]

Wow

Imagine

[boreal hearth]

can I just look at a number to see my personal server count instead of counting them

[fair lion]

320 MB of ram taken

[boreal hearth]

well, I am mainly just in servers that I need to be in

[fiery birch]

My intellij gets up to 8 gb of ram sometimes

[versed hollow]

Discord bot written in Powershell

[boreal hearth]

I wonder what the server list of my FOTD bot looks like

[versed hollow]

good morning

[icy terrace]

Good night

[versed hollow]

.-.

[icy terrace]

._.

[versed hollow]

;-;

[main yew]

who wants nitro||gen||

[flat matrix]

nitrogen

[versed hollow]

https://if6-dev.tk/nitrogen

[foggy ore]

@main yew how much u have

[versed hollow]

oh fuck

[foggy ore]

i want some liquid nitrogen

to make some slomo leidenfrost effect recordings

[main yew]

nitrogen.gift/ssijdhshu28u387278fs

[versed hollow]

You can do that with dry ice

[foggy ore]

no

for proper leidenfrost i need a liquid

I could do it with cold water and a hot stove

[versed hollow]

Understandable

[foggy ore]

but liquid nitrogen produces very easily visible leidenfrost

i did that when i helped out at my uni a bit

[versed hollow]

I still can’t believe I breezed through the windows setup

[fiery birch]

I bought some radioactive material without knowing. It's safe though.

[icy terrace]

Ok

[gilded owl]

enjoy your new smoke detector

[fair lion]

Who's smoking

[gilded owl]

ben bought some radioactive stuff

[versed hollow]

throw it on the ground really hard

[fair lion]

Nitrogen is funny when lit

[gilded owl]

fun fact most steel after atomic bombs started being tested are contaminated with trace amounts of radioactive shit

[hardy basalt]

Most stuff is.
Since the earth has a natural background radiation, people and animals often have more concentrated amounts of radiation.

If you sleep next to someone, you will encounter slightly more radiation throughout the night than someone who doesnt.
Therefore me being single is for my health :)

[fair lion]

mmmm

Being single just to stay healthy

So singles do live longer

[gilded owl]

better skip that xray this year then

[boreal hearth]

I like the symmetry in the length

[gilded owl]

staying at home and not travelling also isn't a bad idea cause you're exposed to cosmic radiation whenever you're aboard a plane

[fiery birch]

I would make that a one liner

[fair lion]

So don't leave home and stay single

[boreal hearth]

my code should be understandable @fiery birch

since it's open source for education

[fiery birch]

It zhould

[gilded owl]

i mean not leaving your home could be bad if you have radon gas inside your house

[versed hollow]

or if you have an AMD CPU

:kekw:

[fair lion]

why?

[velvet flame]

@everyone hi

[versed hollow]

hello

[velvet flame]

hi ifvi

[versed hollow]

if 6

[fair lion]

how is it true

[versed hollow]

I F 6

[velvet flame]

I F VI

[versed hollow]

IT’s IF6

[fair lion]

IFVI

[gilded owl]

why'd you just ghost ping poor everyone?

[velvet flame]

ifvi

[versed hollow]

I F 6!

[velvet flame]

ok ifvi

[versed hollow]

;-;

[gilded owl]

if6 what is the meaning of your name

[opaque trail]

if (6 === 6) return "qt"

[versed hollow]

have no fucking idea

[velvet flame]

ifvi_ae

[versed hollow]

it was ImF6ke Before

but I though IF6 looked better

[delicate pollen]

@everyone hello

[opaque trail]

the fuck is ImF6ke

[versed hollow]

ImFake

[velvet flame]

f6 key?

[opaque trail]

that is a very weird a

[velvet flame]

f4ke

[fiery birch]

my bot is going to be approved today

i will be a green ben soon

[hazy aurora]

green bean

[versed hollow]

my osu name is IAmFak3r

[gilded owl]

let me guess the text equivalent

IAmFakor?

[velvet flame]

imagine being fake

[versed hollow]

faker

[opaque trail]

e

[velvet flame]

imagine not getting the joke

[gilded owl]

damn

[fiery birch]

IE6

[fair lion]

IF六

[versed hollow]

could’ve been IAmFuker

[velvet flame]

nice

[versed hollow]

but I was highly against that name

[opaque trail]

stupid fucker

[flat matrix]

I am fucker

[opaque trail]

aaaaa my hair is covering my eyes

[versed hollow]

Nice job idiot

[fair lion]

Who is fucker

[velvet flame]

me

[versed hollow]

you

[fair lion]

Why are you fucker

[velvet flame]

yes

[fair lion]

Understood

[flat matrix]

my bird knows she’s not allowed upstairs holy hecc

[versed hollow]

Birb pics

[flat matrix]

I forgot she was on my shoulder and started going up she started just saying my name

[fair lion]

Who is upstairs

[hazy aurora]

@flat matrix big brain birdo

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

Youtube recommendations be like

[fiery birch]

guess what my csv formula does =MINUS(ADD(Accounts!$A$2 + Accounts!$B$2, SUM($B$1:INDIRECT(ADDRESS( ROW(),COLUMN()-2)) )),SUM($C$1:INDIRECT(ADDRESS( ROW(),COLUMN()-1)) ))

[gilded owl]

something to do with finances

[fiery birch]

how dare you

[flat matrix]

stores discord data

it’s a csv database

[hollow pier]

It does this
=MINUS(ADD(Accounts!$A$2 + Accounts!$B$2, SUM($B$1:INDIRECT(ADDRESS( ROW()n,COLUMN()-2)) )),SUM($C$1:INDIRECT(ADDRESS( ROW(),COLUMN()-1)) ))

[fair lion]

It does stuff that are dope doe

[fiery birch]

it does many many things

[fair lion]

My discord was small for a moment, but now I got it bigger

[gilded owl]

here let me just copy paste it into a spreadsheet and see what it does

[icy terrace]

[fiery birch]

danger

you already guessed it @gilded owl

[gilded owl]

damn

[fiery birch]

you need to setup a Accounts sheet and reference it from another sheet

[gilded owl]

oh yes true

[fiery birch]

and the formula needs to be in the 3rd column over

[gilded owl]

i figured that

just missed the accounts sheet

fuck

we're stuck

[fair lion]

Hmm

What did you do?

[flat matrix]

ctrl alt del taskmngr excel end task

[fair lion]

why ctrl alt del

[fiery birch]

it adds up everything in the debts column and adds up everything in the income column and gives the diff

[fair lion]

Just open it with rmb on the tasktab and then open taskmanager

[flat matrix]

because I can’t remember how to open task manager with one stroke

[fair lion]

Well, there is also that shortcut

woah, win+x is good info

But yeah ctrl shift esc

[fair lion]

does it know when the month ends?

[sick cargo]

hi

[fair lion]

hi

[fiery birch]

hi

it goes on forever

[fair lion]

Btw, anybody is here such a weeb as myself and buys stuff? Like 3 years ago I bought literal Death note, and I still didn't use it

[fiery birch]

i buy stuff too sometimes

[icy terrace]

e

[fair lion]

Don't mention e

[flat matrix]

MENTIONING OLIY AT 3 AM GONE WRONG !!!! NOT CLICKBAIT HE ACTUALLY RESPODNED

[hazy aurora]

@fair lion write someone In the death note

THANOS CALLED AT 3AM !!!! NOT CLICKBAIT
100% REAL

[fair lion]

@flat matrix not clickbait, actually banned

[main yew]

who wants free nitro||gen||

[fair lion]

I want genortin

[fiery birch]

is it pure?

[fair lion]

is it clean

[fiery birch]

my functions are pure

[versed hollow]

this software looks kinda janky https://media.if6.codes/files/YfZwmLPrys

[flat matrix]

most software for hardware look janky imo

[versed hollow]

but there's a gaming mode

[flat matrix]

wait do all WD drives have rhat

[fiery birch]

samsung nvme ftw

[ember matrix]

Hello guys I'm back

[flat matrix]

i might upgrade my pc soon

[boreal hearth]

notepad takes a lot of ram change my mind

[gilded owl]

better turn on that gaming mode

[versed hollow]

wait do all WD drives have rhat
@flat matrix is it a wd ssd?

[ember matrix]

I want to put an ssd in my pc bit I'm too scared of damaging my pc in the process

[pallid sun]

hello caluem

[flat matrix]

yes

[versed hollow]

yea there’s software

[tropic bridge]

@main brook I wanted to implement what you requested but couldn't mention you because you already left the server... whats up with people asking questions then instantly leaving the server

[fiery birch]

@boreal hearth use sublime. it works better with large files

[boreal hearth]

@fiery birch you didn't get it I see

[flat matrix]

I am going to perish

[ember matrix]

I really wish sharex was on linux

[fiery birch]

@boreal hearth maybe you didnt get it?

[versed hollow]

@tropic bridge are you the sharex dev?

[ember matrix]

He is

[boreal hearth]

I pasted in more than 8 million letters into Notepad on purpose for the joke

[jolly zealot]

I want to put an ssd in my pc bit I'm too scared of damaging my pc in the process
@ember matrix i built two and both worked, do it

[boreal hearth]

so you didn't get it @fiery birch

[jolly zealot]

just dont throw the pc

[fiery birch]

answering your joke was my joke

[flat matrix]

I have a SSD but i dropped it when I found it so I’m not sure it still works

[versed hollow]

I literally had an anxiety attack when my pc didn’t have a screw for the ssd mount

[flat matrix]

and I’m too lazy to put it into my pc

why is there an option to turn off reactions but not calls on mobile

[jolly zealot]

I have a SSD but i dropped it when I found it so I’m not sure it still works
@flat matrix it most likely wouldnt of broken

[flat matrix]

please I keep accidentally calling people

[jolly zealot]

ssd = big usb

[flat matrix]

maybe

I also have a cpu fan I never installed

using the stock fan

[fiery birch]

nvme ssd = hdd

[icy terrace]

who wants free nitro||gen||
@main yew lmfao nitro gen with a space is api abuse

[tropic bridge]

@tropic bridge are you the sharex dev?
@versed hollow yes

[icy terrace]

liar

[flat matrix]

what is sharex again

i forgot

[fiery birch]

dont get himin trouble

[flat matrix]

no im curious

fine I’ll use google ben

[jolly zealot]

its that sketchy screenshot software

[flat matrix]

oh

ok

[fiery birch]

cmd+shift+4 for screenshots

on mac

[flat matrix]

snip and sketch

best tool