#memes-and-media
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mega u good
My mega seems fine
0 be higher 
Starboard's should have a jump to message link
i should really continue my stuff
Hyouka is good
instead of finishing new ones
It's like everyone there has their own crush and they all are in one team
@fair lion yes
lololololol https://modeus.is-inside.me/oFrZqiM9.png
I mean it's just guild_id/channel_id/message_id
owo whats going on?
So it's not hard to work out if there isn't a function
You should've finished bakemonogatari 
its not good lolol
I know but it's the easiest one to somehow watch
hmmm
holy shit
found an elitist https://modeus.is-inside.me/x7AVmD5L.png
hate this shit https://modeus.is-inside.me/oQPIOs90.png
how
Sempai go to sleep
4 eps in 2 years
birthday in 4 hours pog
good birthday
why does everyone have sex on new years day
What?
Wdym by new years day?
what bday bot do we use?
its nothing
the one called MOD
none
no there was a bot that managed it
its dead
o
ask a mod
.
Vysion, I still can't understand what did you mean by new years day
u on average have 9 months of pregnancy
ok essentially women are usually pregnant for around 9 months
therefore around this time is when mmany people have their birthday
So you meant that
yes why
yes
I'm June guy
why new years honestly
Drunk
which means u can literally plan the month for ur kid
Kid about to have bd every 4 years
or u might be unlucky and get 11 months instead of 9
which is also somewhat normal
under 9 months usually isn't healthy
the baby dies most of the time if that happens
ok what is a good manga site
Depends
free and no ads
adblock
i have
So you should be fine on any
nh but manga
Cause the only ads are the ones displayed like in square boxes at the top, middle and bottom of reading
js

there exist no good compiled dynamic language 😔
@velvet geyser
Me: Wanted to play some World of Warships.
Also me: Instead randomly decide to start a C# project with Shiv and stay up till 2 am working on it
That project would be the clone
What?
I mean, literally, you wanted to play a game
nice
so why not create that game 
gn

@solar sentinel
yes
this is a truer
in case that wasnt already blatantly obvious
I mean the premium and normal tier
It's really weird
Cause you can use premium without any paying
Anyway, gn 
Am I the only one that thinks this modern web development principale is absolutely God awful bloat inducing garbage
I think more what they are saying is use functions and objects
But yes - modern computers are good enough that Devs rarely think about optimisation
deliberately downloads a weeb version because it looks better
noPe
yep im pretty sure you would have known
it was an accident i swear :flushe:
@solar sentinel remember this
yes
kids who wear that unironically are the reason why the neighbors kid meme exists
discord bot developers the moment you make a new image editing api
@eager echo if your bot doesn't have 1,000 image manipulating commands don't expect an invite and add from me.
tsk tsk
haha it doesnt unfortunately
it actually has 2400

sans in smash bros

@icy terrace @eager echo I give both of your memes a "unfunny gen z meme, did not laugh" out of 10
GOD DAMMIT i LOVE this image
theres just something so perfect about it
ugly ass anime bitch
@balmy nebula felt like pinging you, might delete later idk
@eager echo i need a go project to do
what is a mandelbrot
oh no
ok i can't
go is actually in 2nd place in the computer benchmarks game
in terms of computing this function
what is 1st
beating c and c++ but behind rust which takes 1st
:bruh:
and its only first by about 0.07 ms iirc
could it be down to implementation
or seconds
or is rust just clearly the better language
rust is clearly the better language
however only by a performance margin so fucking small that it could almost be considered tied
It's def down to implementation c and rust should be the same
all languages do this well
have u seen ruby though
Ruby Matz's Ruby - Which programs are fastest?
It's def down to implementation c and rust should be the same
is js there lololololololl
its also down to hardware wouldn't it 
Ok
reminder that these benchmarks are 100% representative of the language in real-world applications
:(
What do we talk about here again
cock
Ok
BRUH
anything that is within the rules
So y’all like cocks?
cocks are generally not within the rules
Oh
I'm back with SSD Speeds
Liar then
Ok
cocks are generally not within the rules
@gilded owl hens?
wtf man
and asses
Ok
is that many for u?
thats it?
yes
Nice
i dont close tabs
Ok
still weak
why????
i had like 800 before it started actually breaking things

i just dont close them. a habit i guess. they just pile up
Dude
My max is a good over 300 tabs when I was so confused with 5 projects at the same time
my SSD is faster than I know
WHY
Oh sweet Jesus
i also do the same thing with my vsc file tabs
906 tabs
@versed hollow do the iops test
my max has been 60 for porn but like bruh
Raw throughput doesn't matter after like 1000mb
every time i open my vsc my pc goes out of mem and i have to wait until shit goes into swap
alr
wow i wonder what causes that
uh shit ton of windows and tabs
Ok
its like people showing off unread pings
i have like 7k iirc
like are u a loser or
Do I make a welcome messsge command for my bot or try to work on triggered auto mod 🤔
show off
Cleam ping or die smh
How the hell do you get that much
Oh
or 2017 idk
No wonder
I dont have any
Ok
http://data.roki.ovh/roki/O5pjyDjejeORyuc.png why would i read stuff
that i dont need
Yes
@fleet herald 3240.476 IOPS
i use inbox feature to read
Ok

Y’all still didn’t answer my question 
Or maybe I ask in development

Wrong emote 😔
what vps do ya'll recommend to host discord bots
@brazen pebble have no idea what you’re talking about
why
WHAT VPS DO YALL RECOMMEND TO HOST DISCORD BOTS
read #development pins

@balmy nebula what
ok
you heard me
read the pins lol
I mean you just randomly sent me that kden
my ssd is so fast it almost makes me want to shed a tear
but. crying is for nerds
I just watched the amd driver download go from 2 hours to 30 seconds
If6 why apache?
how to put the music bot??
you dont
ah yes
👍
Hello
Hi
hello
Yes
@versed hollow want talk on dms?
idk do you>?
can i say fuck
what about shit
ass
titties
there is no bot to block my messages
@fleet herald stop crushing on my boy
xD
hey wanna go to femboy hooters
@balmy nebula @frozen basin I see you're a mentally deranged couple please don't involve me 😔
@fleet herald spell icup
i-
@versed hollow ay that's good I have like 2k
Good!
@balmy nebula icup?
Good luck with that
i decided on the components for my parts list finally
https://au.pcpartpicker.com/list/WP7Jjp
it's sorta nice but i might get another/bigger hdd
Amd gpu tho
Otherwise looks hot
I wish I lived in a country that let me buy parts at reasonable prices
i'm not building a new computer for a while
Which one u using
the shitty macbook
i might just give up on my main account
but i'm getting those remasters
i don't care what account i use
I hope it's just one 60 dollar game
lets see
With nintendo coming to brazil they could round that out to a decent price
Pls nintendo :^)
you're going to america

I might go next year
@frozen basin see it's not me

Jk ik it's apparently normal for Americans to do that but here youll never see friends sharing apartments
But uhh I don't have money to stay for more than like a week just fyi
Ree why does netflix not have an incognito mode
i mean
friends really never share housing
except college dorms if they're lucky enough to room together
please I cannot with #development i go in there thinking it’s gonna be nice this time
some1 insists this guy needs a DB, turns out he was using JSON, but he was already asking how to get the ID from #announcements or etc
and he’s saying yes you need a DB to get that ID

hello
hello
this server is dead
lmfao
@versed hollow ah yes let’s store a value we don’t have and then retrieve it when trying to use it

I feel like everyone that uses #development come here and have no coding experience
the level of bordeom you have to reach in order to get here is astounding
hhAHAHhAAhAAAhaAAhha
This has been on my mind all day
you could be tortured permanently
I mean there are other deaths that involve alot of time pasosing
like starvation
dehydration
please someone else asked the question istg he’s gonna say use a DB
but if you're properly cared for you can be tortured for many years
I mean if your immortal why not just get surgery to stop feeling pain. I'm sure it would be much easier to do than making someone immortal.
Well, the only suffering would be from being trapped.
I think if you were immortal, you would want to be put into some sort of permanent coma.
being immortal is a horrible idea
on a anime maybe isnt
R
A
damn
nice team
what is soccer senpai elite challenger virtual realist
owo what
is it ranks or what
It's been so long since I've Idled at 0% disk
most light themes sucks or simply damage eyes
so?
sometimes is not the best option
yes but that’s still a portion of users you could be missing out on
like, maybe you'll prefer dark theme before light one
Guys my code only works when I add a console.log to it
function encrypt(input, key){
key = key % 2147483647;
let arr = input.split("");
for(let i = 0; i < 100; i++){
key = (key * 16807) % arr.length;
let tmpKey = key;
key = (key * 16807) % arr.length;
let tmp1 = arr[tmpKey];
console.log(key);
console.log(tmpKey);
arr[tmpKey] = arr[key];
arr[key] = tmp1;
}
return arr.join("");
}```
i mean your not outputting anything
(don't kill me for it not being secure since it's not for that)
Development won't fix this.
actually Idk
borb, most of the bots (98%) are based on dark theme
because nobody uses light theme
Development won't fix this.
@tired totem oh yeah? and #development won't fix the whole in my heart and do you see me complaining
haha my eyes are different and can tolerate light theme
your eyes are broken
ok
With HDD my disc was at like 100% all the time
fellsbad
that was literally my problem
Ok
something as simple as downloading something on chrome had my disk at 100%
it would idle at 70 too
i've reached that crucial point in coding
is sammy on?
probably no
nope
if6, do you want me to i call you in some way other than your username?
@rigid hinge
BIRTHDAY POG
<@&330168063729074177> happy birthday clowns
boomer
@icy terrace eu queria apenas lhe dar 1
I want you at my next birthday
Eles não gostam que as pessoas falem sobre transações. Eles irão bani-lo se você fizer isso novamente. eu não quero isso.
obrigado embora
ok.
Shit
if there any bot left for verify
Don't spam same message in all channels
today
There are thousands of bots left
Someone really told me a stickbug command with random stickbugs is not possible and he‘s a „dev“ he knows that. XD
Of course
Would just take alot of resources
But he said it‘s impossible and he said he‘s a dev and he knows that it‘s not possible
I know a bot renders video

anything is possible if you put your mind to it
people said phones were impossible, today we have PIs more powerful than a room of computers
my tablet is more powerful than my old desktop
my desktop is more powerful than my phone
I think that’s supposed to be normal parm
i got sent this out of the blue
nice pfp
very original i must say
then again imitation is indeed the sincerest form of flattery
@frozen basin hey you
woof
smelly, you're cute
i'm not smelly :(
fuk it
what’s your phone number, Social security number, credit card details, and address. now
049163-gofuckyourself
i live in germany, no ssn
dont have one
no
broke his own rule ok
these were kind of bad questions tho
what race makes up 13% of the population but commits 50% of all violent crimes
@icy terrace my question to you
dayum
oof
but you're right
no
everybody gangsta until you cite crime statistics
to the main who complained that vader was locked when buying battlefront 2
60 hours of gameplay is for "a sense of pride and accomplishment" also give us ur money
pog day
unpog day
wow
kinda sad uber didn't wanna play csgo ttt with me ):
actually not even sure if i have the cs:s textures
@frozen basin if you're not one thing you're the other
@rigid hinge you free july 21 2021 clown? (happy birthday)
huh?
you do birthday parties funny boy? 🤡
att first it is
but you get used to it Im playing league for more than 5 years now
been around since season 3
@balmy nebula hmf
I’m going to follow this guys league and not play LoL
the only league you should play is rocket league
exactly
or just dont play any league
play league of retards
@versed hollow play league and after some time you can make cool plays like this
mfw you dont even know whats going on
cant even load the video smh

That's overly specific
that is not a fact
It’s not a bug it’s a feature
i swear it's a feature
Please delete that
pro
@eager echo so it's not a perfect score is what you're saying
perfect score is literally 1000000
aka impossibruh
ok imagine that you need to slam ur keyboard precisely around 6000 times for 8 minutes and the timing window for that is like 16 ms
Ew Lazer
i aM Ok.
Day 5? of waiting for a partnership app response
My server :^)
How big :ooooO
1.7k members
Thicc
How to cook your spaghetti correctly according to wikihow:
50 
@shell finch Mmmm I love burnt uncooked pasta

Looks like I'm a furry now
kitten is the best role i ever got
How to get the Bot Dev role
This is one happy kitty
You need to list your bot on our site @icy terrace
Xig look how happy the kitty is
:3

Bruh
Delete this

wot
@opaque trail uwu huggy


Pay me I'll do it for you 





We need a build Half Life 3
-Gabe Newell
Duane's

@lusty cliff @warm pond me when I have rabadons and ludens but its not enough
imagine
not knowing how to code
and coming here
imagine not knowing how to code but instead, know how to read it
mods being forced to wait 1 hour
bean
Bean qtest kitty
bean||os||
you ate all ma beans
But they're all so cute :<
hello
Heya
thank god I didn't send any messages while asleep. A part of me feared I might had accidentally said the n word while asleep and gotten banned
gm
lol
the chances are low it would happen, but they still exist
murphys law
I have no idea who murphy is. Is he p star?
are you joking
yes
what if I am not
i dunno.
Murphy Edward Elizabeth
@white dagger nerd
@white dagger nerd
lol no
thank god I didn't send any messages while asleep. A part of me feared I might had accidentally said the n word while asleep and gotten banned
@boreal hearth I accidentally pinned some messages and called people while falling asleep before
Haha yeah
Welcome to the club
being a nerd is good
good
hey shivaco, let me just call you while asleep
Sure
I'll call you too uwu
you join and just hear me sleep
By total accident ofc
oh
I did fall asleep in a vc once
one time I was about to delete my bot while asleep
e more like QTIEEEEE
thx god 2fa exists
I was told I snore louder than a jet
do just the accepted people get the bot developer role?
Shivaco more like Airbus a380
@white dagger yes
crep
@pallid pebble pichu died anyways ;-;
and I accidentally turn on camera and you get exclusive sleeping footage
it died with my old acc
Nakedsleep™
and with this one too
Sleeping footage like the ceiling
but that was some months ago
sl
shiv sleeps while standing
@craggy crown actually I only wear my underwear when sleeping
Same jaja
sleeping
imagine being naked and sleeping
Sleeping footage like the ceiling
iqjjwb sleeping
Sleeping footage like the ceiling
hate u 521791765989031957
:o
sleeping footage
That is scarily close to my ID
responds to that too
nice
quiz time. How are Murphy's law and Finagle's Law similar yet different?
NERD
ping
coz args[1] == "Law" @white dagger
Oh well
ok
because no one cares about either @white dagger
no
@boreal hearth qt
sleeping
@craggy crown no u
U too;3
sleeping
sleeping
it reacts to sleeping
@craggy crown no only u, not me
slee ping
sleeping
I was told I snore louder than a jet
@torn trellis i don't doubt that lol
I think its coz its prefix is sleeping
no
murphys law states Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong and Finagle's Law states that anything that can go wrong, will - at the worst possible moment. Finagle's Law is the pessimistic version of murphys law
yes
bam
shiv sleeps while standing
@cedar seal Lol
I thought u will know it epic
Metal more like McDonald's play place trampoline
Are you calling me a lunatic
Yes
sksksksksk
nono u are not lunatic.. just special
Uh huh
Shivaco lunatic 😄
yeah. special ed
I thought u will know it epic
Are you sure?
best save ever
@craggy crown yes
I was gona star the mod log, but I don't know if mods would be happy with that
Epic more like qt
lol
:?
Istg why do people call me cute
Cuz u r
@timber coral qt
its currently 4:05 my doods, how is everyone this fine morning
Because you didn't send a selfie yet
Because you are qt jajajajajajajajajajajaja
Because you didn't send a selfie yet
@torn trellis I did doe
Epic reveal when 😔
Yeah, months ago
Winter my time is double yours
ok
Because you didn't send a selfie yet
@torn trellis are you sure you should say that to your gf?
Send again
They're now invalid and I demand a new one
Lol
Lmao
Request denied.
Rekt
Rejected
We're breaking up
!denied
OOF
Ok boomer
Ok smol goose
Bye bye
I might use than name on my gf ngl
Block time!

What name
Yo
smol goose
Ooga booga u mean mc?
Hold it there
What's that blocked message huh
Hm
Reee
Oh yeah I accidentally called epic that one time 
Oh I know
You called me what?
i dunno wth anyones saying anymore
I called you on discord
Lol k
my father is in the living room watching Rug Rats for some ungodly reason
Hey shivaco
🇷🇺 🐀s
Hi
@torn trellis id call you late at night again if it wasn't for discord being stoopid

How to nick while on phone?
A GOOSE
._.
Shiv and epic more like awwwWwWWWWWw so cute uwu
@delicate pollen you don't have perms
Server Settings but you can't in this server
Oh
Bruh how much
@torn trellis id call you late at night again if it wasn't for discord being stoopid
@timber coral excuses
You just hate me
:c
Uh
For twelve years
5$
It's 5 silly billy
a boost is 5$
Um i dont really understand how boosting works. I thought u need nitro to boost
No
you don't
Oh that makes it cheaper
2.99 per month for one boost when
2.99 per month for one boost when
@torn trellis never cuz Discord
lol
@timber coral excuses
@torn trellis no.
Yes

Shiv watch ur mouth smh
Imagine cheating on someone and blaming Discord
No.

Oh shoot i dropped my phone trying to type a number
Why would I
Because you hate me

shivaco: you do this things to me!
epic: nooo! it's Discord I promise! 
new pfp
Audience
Exactly Apri 
Discord be like
You are the one cheating on me with Cata wdymmm
Yo that was a one-time joke

🦆
👉 👈
:doubt:
Lol
smh
Epic fail
brb gonna get popcorn
Discord is the buggiest shit
Same
Cata just felt like RPing
Not like you do that all the time
🎲
🍿
🍿
Wdym
🍿
us: FUN SHOW!!! POPCORN!!!
them: wtf you guys 
I don't do it all the time

Only if it has a photo of you
Ok
:o hand
hand pic omg
Yo ima go fr get some popcorn. You guys keep it like that k?
No
Why
inb4 I don't get anything
lmfao
Nvm then
🎲 🤝 🍿
Send in DMs
Cata: Dominate me
hahahhhaa
Oops wrong emoji
I pressed quote by accident
Omg hand
qt hand
qt hand
I hate you
lmfao
Its a hand
I did say send it in DMs
Everyone be suprised
But pog selfie time
No
Smfh
It's not a selfie
Shiv send hand too 
ITS A PIC OF MY HAND
yes
You can't prove that the hand is yours

LIKE YOU SAID
I will photoshop you two into holding hands
uwu

Uwu
@rigid hinge happy birthday
@rigid hinge happy birthday motherfucker
i feel bad for that hand
tanks uwu
Only if it has a photo of you
Are you searching for loopholes in my words now
it must have its only magnetic field
Ayo beriro happy birthday
happy b-day @rigid hinge
wow
LOL
Lmao
ty shiv and lumap 
@timber coral @torn trellis if you two send me both your hands, I'll use photoshop to make you hold hands, not kidding
Omg yes

Real experience is better than photoshop
Mhm
photoshop works if you're a long distance
Possibly
and besides, I study media & communication
True
I could put that I did it onto my grades and get better grades
goose got chubby hand
@torn trellis can you come over 2mro??
"I have been honored to connect a couple to each other even closer."
Am bored
Fucking pandemic
wait u people know each other irl and r within walking distance?
@torn trellis send a selfie atleast
Nope
No lol
4 hours difference in timezones
:((
"I've been honered to make 2 idols of DBL hold hands through photoshop"
i want to anti-social distance the ground
._.








