memes-and-media

[hollow pier]

i can see - is this the power of carrots

[timid stream]

I can waste all my money on a streamer - is the power of be simp

[versed hollow]

I can eat

is this the power of being starved?

[pallid pebble]

I can -

[timid stream]

Love furrys - they are qt

[balmy nebula]

e no

[timid stream]

Yes

[balmy nebula]

pretty sure discord killed off the game library

[carmine gull]

seems like it wasn't the best idea

for discord to become a game library lol

[icy terrace]

where can i advertise

[carmine gull]

not here

[balmy nebula]

well

i still have games and i can't play them smh

[hollow pier]

I'm a pro weeb

Found my Apple watch

[balmy nebula]

ah yes

my gear s2

that i can't show people because it has a lewd picture of lucario

[fair lion]

Load me

[hollow pier]

[versed hollow]

Hot take

darling in the franxx is overrated

[brittle narwhal]

Not really a hot take but okay

[fair lion]

It's bad

[brittle narwhal]

The beginning was okay the end was pretty quiet bad

[brazen pebble]

darling in the franxx is overrated
@versed hollow it is tho

not a hot take

almost every mainstream show is overrated shit

[versed hollow]

haha cute dinosaur girl hahaa

[fair lion]

True

I don't know why mainstreams get so bad

[versed hollow]

People thinking with their dicks

[fair lion]

Horny?

[versed hollow]

yes

[fair lion]

Then watch hentai and don't put that in anime

This is why weebs are in public opinion as the worst grade

[timid stream]

You're bringing out my horny side

But not today ÙwÚ

[fair lion]

Just read doujin

[timid stream]

Let me google it

[balmy nebula]

you wot

[timid stream]

Ouu

OU

[solar sentinel]

@opaque trail just took a shower and it's 12am, i'm such a hypocrite

[timid stream]

Wtf is this

[agile mulch]

Yo I'm crying

[timid stream]

Same

Want cry together?

[frozen basin]

@balmy nebula heyyy

[balmy nebula]

@frozen basin hmmm. why aren't you asleep?

[frozen basin]

uhh i wanted to chat with you?

it's only 2:30.. :(

[brazen pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572951207862206476/751474870524837928/pls_dont.png

[craggy crown]

@frozen basin awesome epic qt huge fan ik I said it before but you're epic ily :3

[balmy nebula]

@frozen basin well no matter, we can talk

[frozen basin]

not qt though

[versed hollow]

Wasn’t planning to

[pallid sun]

           |`-.._____..-'|
           :  > .  ,  <  :
           `./ __`' __ \,'
            | (|_) (|_) |
            ; _  .  __  :
            `.,' - `-. ,'
              `, `_  .'
              /       \
             /         :
            :          |_
           ,|  .    .  | \
          : :   \   |  |  :
          |  \   :`-;  ;  |
          :   :  | /  /   ;
           :-.'  ;'  / _,'`------.
           `'`''-`'''-'-''--.---  )
                        nya `----'``` what the fuck

[frozen basin]

also yay skull

[brazen pebble]

lololololol

[fervent fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746523035938586645/751477512281784511/IMG_20200824_022339_309.jpg

[versed hollow]

do it

[pallid sun]

i done it

[brazen pebble]

sublime does that

[versed hollow]

nice white bar

[fervent fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746523035938586645/751477859163570337/IMG_20200824_022340_929.jpg

[pallid sun]

whats wrong with gays

[versed hollow]

^

[frozen basin]

^

[brazen pebble]

its because its a jpg

[fervent fiber]

just memeing around

[versed hollow]

Nice jpeg 4head

[craggy crown]

Not funny didn't laugh

@fervent fiber homopob

[pallid sun]

not funny

[frozen basin]

jpg transparency go brrr

[balmy nebula]

@frozen basin so i realized something

[carmine gull]

https://i.willi123yao.me/XrrugKir0I.png

[pallid sun]

didn't laugh

[fervent fiber]

I didnt say anything bad ;-;

[pallid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-not-funny-didnt-laugh-dancing-money-dance-gif-14496446

[frozen basin]

@balmy nebula hm?

[versed hollow]

@carmine gull what is it

[balmy nebula]

i don't think you'll be able to see notebin in testing

[fervent fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-virtual-reality-stomp-smash-gif-16584076

[balmy nebula]

because i don't really have a domain to host it on

[frozen basin]

couldn't i try run it locally?

[brazen pebble]

glitch and a free domain @balmy nebula

[balmy nebula]

or even a port forwarded router

glitch for a flask project

[brazen pebble]

yes?

[balmy nebula]

python for glitch

[torn trellis]

repl.it

[brazen pebble]

just use freedns

ezzzzzz

[balmy nebula]

i guess i can use freedns

[timid stream]

Freenom

[brazen pebble]

no freedns

[balmy nebula]

no port forwarded router

[brazen pebble]

???

[versed hollow]

F

[balmy nebula]

i can't run a domain globally without my router being port fowarded

[versed hollow]

you guys need to borrow a domain?

[carmine gull]

wtf

still going

[versed hollow]

Sammy what the fuck

[brazen pebble]

kek

[versed hollow]

I have if6-dev.xyz if you don’t mind the name

[pallid sun]

sammy the fuck

[carmine gull]

https://ibb.co/JknS55W

[pallid sun]

h o w

[brazen pebble]

im just gonna get a free domain

[fair lion]

Wtf guys

What is this puzzle

[carmine gull]

idk

[fair lion]

I don't see the solution in maze

[fair lion]

Like I think it's the last thing?

[pallid sun]

aye aye im back

[fair lion]

Unless, we need to use the gif of it

[timid stream]

@pallid sun but you aren't weeb

[fair lion]

Oh

[timid stream]

Why

[fair lion]

there is a script inside that gif

[timid stream]

UwU show

[carmine gull]

sammy wtf

[brazen pebble]

bruh don't ask me i randomly found this

[carmine gull]

ok send halp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwKn5dymtd0

[brazen pebble]

holy shit

[sacred kelp]

what's this

[fair lion]

How the fuck did you solve the maze

I did the maze and still couldn't get further

[vital willow]

yo guys i found sayas plane at the airport

[carmine gull]

noice

time to ship someone abroad

[torn trellis]

Client authentication failed

[vital willow]

illegal importing of rocks

[torn trellis]

provided whatever the fuck I could

[velvet geyser]

i see turkish flag 🇹🇷

[sacred kelp]

saya is on the run from the government protecting lewd

[vital willow]

we should make discord bot list 100% turkish and fire every mod except turkish ones and replace them with turkish people

[velvet geyser]

yes

[vital willow]

we will also get a turkish oliy

it will be the latest person that mentioned at mods

[sacred kelp]

oh ok cool

time to sleep

[brittle narwhal]

Eggsy qt

[vital willow]

f

also that grammar is op

[carmine gull]

what's this
@sacred kelp https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/751478951142097010

[vital willow]

who's the manufacturer

[pallid pebble]

lol

[brazen pebble]

so did u do it

[vital willow]

the least foreign manufacturers can do is hire an english native and make them check the translations 😔

it makes companies look very unprofessional and garbage with grammar/spelling mistakes

[brazen pebble]

its on r/arg btw

[versed hollow]

@brazen pebble I’m hoping I get lent the laptop today

[vital willow]

that feeling when you're downloading gta 5 and its taking ages

[brazen pebble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ARG/comments/i3grrq/a_war_is_coming/

[sacred kelp]

ngl but most local ones doesn't even have proper english translations

[reef ridge]

well this is interesting

[brazen pebble]

lmao

[fair lion]

@carmine gull did you copy the html yet?

[brazen pebble]

just rename the gif to html

ezzzz

[fleet herald]

Who the fuck made a whole thing of this

What a damn meme

[fair lion]

What gif?

[sacred kelp]

i did

[brazen pebble]

the maze is a gif

[grave elk]

pls weekly

[sacred kelp]

12am

[solar sentinel]

1am

[brazen pebble]

h. https://i.ibb.co/BsLYqqH/PLS-DONT-SOLVE-THIS-MAZE.gif

[fair lion]

Sammy, I'm at the video

Maze is past

[brazen pebble]

good

[fair lion]

Can't find with ctrl f any 'pls'

[sacred kelp]

17am

[brazen pebble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PlsDontCryptography/comments/i3e5t2/what_has_been_solved_so_far/

[icy terrace]

bot kontrol sürereliriniz neden bu kadar uzun

[vital willow]

i just wanted to remind everyone that every single one of you reading this message is a massive qt

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble you help me

[fair lion]

I still don't know what's in html

pls don't check html bottom right corner

Where's the bottom right corner

Oh

found it lol

Why would I?

[median folio]

Aha

[fair lion]

Hmm, I'm stuck with happiness

[pallid sun]

arGh

the reviews on contabo are so bad but people say its good

[solar sentinel]

only one way to find out

[pallid sun]

yup ur right

how bad can it be

[balmy nebula]

@pallid sun help me a tiny bit

[pallid sun]

AEaea what

[balmy nebula]

uhh

is there a way to set arguments out of order in javascript?

[pallid sun]

uehHHH

[fair lion]

wdym out of order

[pallid sun]

what

[fair lion]

In array?

[eager echo]

this is literally a site made in 2005

[versed hollow]

Nice badge idiot

[jolly zealot]

@pallid sun galaxy

gate

[balmy nebula]

not in an array

[pallid sun]

yes but

[eager echo]

digital ocean is the most reliable

but $5 a month is really not that bad

[pallid sun]

galaxygate is like the same price for the same plan i have rn

[fair lion]

What arguments then

[balmy nebula]

let cool = function(foo=1, bar=2) {}

// cool(bar=4, foo=3)?

[solar sentinel]

use an object or something

[brazen pebble]

^

only way

[eager echo]

oop javascript

[brazen pebble]

also u don't use function arguments like that when calling

[fair lion]

Why are you defining function like that

function cool(foo=1, bar=2) {}

@balmy nebula

[brazen pebble]

function*

[versed hollow]

@eager echo forgot to say I really like the color scheme for your pfi

[fair lion]

my bad, small f

[eager echo]

thanks g

[solar sentinel]

it's really hot

[versed hollow]

I like ya cut g

[icy terrace]

@icy terrace

[solar sentinel]

bismillah

[brazen pebble]

or

cool = (foo = 1, bar = 2) => {}```

[fair lion]

the arrow function

[versed hollow]

arrow

[solar sentinel]

arrow

[eager echo]

wait youre telling me we can assign default values

well what happens when i assign a string to a parameter with an integer for a default value

[brazen pebble]

nothing

[eager echo]

no type error or anything

wtf man

[brazen pebble]

the function does that

remember js isn't typed at all 🧠

[sick cargo]

Hi

[eager echo]

oh right

i would do anything in pursuit of exposing the truth behind pineapple on pizza

[timid stream]

uwu what happening here?

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble @fair lion i like how you both nitpicked my code rather than answering the question

[solar sentinel]

what

he answered

[sick cargo]

My 4 week issue:)

[solar sentinel]

life issue? relatable

[eager echo]

const o = { foo: x, bar: y }

const cool = (obj) => {
  obj.foo
  obj.bar
}

[sick cargo]

@solar sentinel from bot

[solar sentinel]

oh

[eager echo]

frankly this is the only way you can set default values

set x and y to something default ig

javascript ladies and gentlemen give a round of applause

[solar sentinel]

👏

[jolly zealot]

yes

[balmy nebula]

the only way to send gifts in a selfbot infested server

[jolly zealot]

lmao

[boreal hearth]

lmfao

it's for a competition

[timid stream]

nice

[jolly zealot]

just send it in a base64 format

[timid stream]

on binary who mean morse code who mean ahAH code

[boreal hearth]

brb gonna make a selfbot that claims gifts encrypted in a base64 format

[timid stream]

selfbot

[balmy nebula]

selfbots took the fun out of gifting publicly

[jolly zealot]

brb gonna make a selfbot that claims gifts encrypted in a base64 format
@ modums

[timid stream]

Lightning bolts are balls of plasma that go at the speed of light with a temperature of 6000° , now you must be afraid of it

[eager echo]

you could also just say first person to dm me gets the nitro gift

then turn server dms off

[timid stream]

thats evil

[eager echo]

or dont gift cuz nitro is a waste of money troll face

[balmy nebula]

@eager echo you sucked the fun out of everything

so now i'm gonna suck your trademark colors from your pfp and into mine

nvm i'm too lazy

[versed hollow]

me irl

[versed hollow]

To brazil

someone make one out of the netherlands flag

[timid stream]

uwu what

[versed hollow]

it’s called AI

[timid stream]

nice

[brazen pebble]

btw

[young vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qqohWCEx3Y @warm pond

[warm pond]

Yeah I saw it

Fucking gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OikJSC9XDlM is still better though

[boreal hearth]

for whoever can claim fast enough

chat just went dead from people trying to claim

[warm pond]

They're all claimed

[boreal hearth]

exactly

I found them all by searching discord.gift here

[pallid pebble]

oh ok

[icy terrace]

i found my bot i made in november last year

it was trash but i mind as well boot it back up to see how shit it is

[timid stream]

25 commands

[icy terrace]

trust me

discord bot designer was shit back then

[timid stream]

ooooo

[icy terrace]

i dont even use it anymore

[hazy aurora]

my hack client has a speak module that sends one message after another

so im putting the entire article about trump in it

[timid stream]

[hazy aurora]

did u knoe trump was a tv personality before he became president

and he has a degree in economics

[versed hollow]

yes I know

[pallid pebble]

@foggy ore ily qt

[timid stream]

uwu if there is a if6, where's if5?

[icy terrace]

im gonna see my old bot when i download the app on my phone

[hazy aurora]

@foggy ore ily as well qt

[foggy ore]

im not qt ee

and why say it herrrree

[pallid pebble]

@hazy aurora ily2 qt❤️

why not

[foggy ore]

im tryna stay away cuz this place has a lot of people who're mean to me

[hazy aurora]

@pallid pebble ly2 qt

[foggy ore]

im jus here so i can do auctions if need be

[hazy aurora]

@foggy ore always here for you cutie if you need some comfort

lol

[pallid pebble]

oh ok @foggy ore
@hazy aurora

let's move to ur server then

[hazy aurora]

@pallid pebble

[pallid pebble]

UwU

[timid stream]

owo what

SuperGD?

[woeful cobalt]

(this is a joke not to be taken seriously)
WhY Is mY CoDE nOT WorKInG??!?!?!?
Code:

const Discord = require(`discord.js`);
const my beautiful creation = new Discord({Client});

client.once(`ready`, () => {
    console.log(`Electric Frank is alive :)`)
});

bot.on(`message`, message => {
    if(message.startsWith(prefix)) return;
    console.log(`HEY I SAW A MESSAGE IT IS ${message}`);
});

client.login(`MySuperSecretTokenHere`); // no token here, just ACTUALLY 'MySuperSecretTokenHere'

[hazy aurora]

you forgot removing all new lines between events

[timid stream]

@woeful cobalt also ask in #development, ty!

[woeful cobalt]

lol its a joke

[timid stream]

owo, im kinda colorblind

i dint see your green name lmao

[woeful cobalt]

obviously wouldnt work lol

[tulip field]

gw emojis are getting deprecated on oct 31 :)

[timid stream]

yep

[tulip field]

Nitro gang be like to gw users

[timid stream]

UnU anyways

[tulip field]

owo

[icy terrace]

idk what i was on when i made this bot a year ago

[hazy aurora]

gw emojis are basically a nitro bypass

but people use bot clients anyways

cuz bots can use animated emojis

[icy terrace]

some discord clients have custom emotes

[hazy aurora]

and they basically have nitro

but no gif avatar

but who cares about that

[icy terrace]

i mean you could make a 3rd party discord client with custom emotes

[hazy aurora]

but others wont see

[icy terrace]

but you would probably get in lots of trouble 😳

[hazy aurora]

[timid stream]

client mods with nitro

oof

[hazy aurora]

when gw emotes are depreceated

it means either buy

or tos break

[timid stream]

uwu link you qt genius

[hazy aurora]

uwu link you qt genius
@timid stream

[timid stream]

still qt

[grand vigil]

but who cares about that
@hazy aurora the gif pfp is the best but

*bit

[hazy aurora]

you only see it when looking at someones profile or while hovering

[grand vigil]

Sadly

But I quite like it none the less

[warm pond]

Imagine setting a gif pfp

[pallid pebble]

I remember me starting to code discord bots exactly a year ago, they were really bad but I was proud

[hazy aurora]

if all gif pfp's where playing at once it would lag

[grand vigil]

Not really

[hazy aurora]

I made one 2018

lumap

[grand vigil]

Look at your server member bar

[pallid pebble]

if all gif pfp's where playing at once it would lag
@hazy aurora laughs in ipad

[warm pond]

It would lag and it would just kill your bandwidth

[pallid pebble]

I was legal @hazy aurora

[timid stream]

uwu api

[grand vigil]

No it won’t tho

[pallid sun]

top.gg/api

[grand vigil]

Look at the member list they’re all playing at once

[pallid sun]

why visit that

[pallid pebble]

you were underage in 2018

[timid stream]

waste time

[pallid pebble]

lol

[torn trellis]

Everything is a .png for me on the members list

even when I hover over a member

[grand vigil]

All of mine are playing

[timid stream]

no

[grand vigil]

If mobile can handle it then so can desktop lmao

[timid stream]

huh...lol

[craggy crown]

Bean the vibrating kitty™

[hollow pier]

Yeah they only load like 50 users and as you scroll they load/unload so it wouldn't be too bad

[torn trellis]

I'd rather be able to customize that

[hollow pier]

My website had that too

[grand vigil]

I’d like for them to automatically play

But a Acessibilty option to disable it

[torn trellis]

Yes

[versed hollow]

I was sitting down and thinking

[grand vigil]

You know you can use gifs for your google account pic too

[versed hollow]

wait. didn’t a furry go to my school?

[grand vigil]

You?

Yeah probably

[versed hollow]

fuck off idiot

this is why

no the furry wasn’t me

[grand vigil]

Wit

If you’re going to tell a story then tell it

[versed hollow]

Long story short, some pretty serious stuff came out on him and he doesn’t attend school anymore

[pallid sun]

[torn trellis]

We had a pedophile as school staff

So eh

A furry isn't that bad

[misty kayak]

Hi

[timid stream]

uwu hi

[misty kayak]

creeper awww man

[hollow pier]

What's the max for WiFi connection?

Managed to get over 400 by rotating my phone

[pallid sun]

r o t a t

[versed hollow]

Torate

[pallid pebble]

y e s

[hollow pier]

Ipog

It took 20s to download your name

[versed hollow]

I mean this is only wifi

[hollow pier]

That is pod racing

@versed hollow same

[versed hollow]

if I connect lan

I think I can hit 400 or 500

[hollow pier]

I'll ask my dad if I can try with his laptop because I don't have a pc at his but I think this is 900Mb/s

[misty kayak]

Who has snapchat

[versed hollow]

:/

idk why do you ask?

[misty kayak]

Just asking

[versed hollow]

then I do IG

[misty kayak]

Do u want mine or no

[timid stream]

uwu daring

[versed hollow]

No thank you

[misty kayak]

Ok

[versed hollow]

please don’t attempt to promote your snapchat here k thanks

[misty kayak]

Ok

[timid stream]

apryyyy

[boreal hearth]

I wanna watch this anime, Macross

[timid stream]

time to add it to library

[misty kayak]

Me

[analog lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733438351100870770/751519432383398060/18863f5b026490c6026a3d6806ab9a52.mp4

this is true, I can confirm

3 days to go

until the bots that are over 100 guilds and refused to apply for verification get fucked

[versed hollow]

Is this only in the UK?

[boreal hearth]

wait 3 days?

wasn't it in October?

[analog lark]

oh right

[pallid sun]

lmao luke u iedot

[analog lark]

im tired 😩

1 month 3 days

Is this only in the UK?
@versed hollow no, every biker does it

[boreal hearth]

that makes more sense

[analog lark]

but still

its going to be amusing to see how many bots die in a month

[boreal hearth]

I am sure once we get closer to it, people will shout like "SHIT I GOTTA VERIFY MY BUT NOW!!!"

lmfao

queue be like offline declines go brr

[timid stream]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[boreal hearth]

I think like 20 out of my 30 Twitter followers are just friends from DBL

[versed hollow]

I don’t follow you on twitter

I don’t think

[boreal hearth]

:wtfman:

[timid stream]

ah help bot rining multiple instanses help

[boreal hearth]

that's why you don't process.exit() with pm2

[timid stream]

3this serius

token regenerated

[misty kayak]

YEET

[ember matrix]

that's why you don't process.exit() with pm2
@boreal hearth that isn't a problem

Go testing-1

[timid stream]

now bot ok

ITS FRIDAY GUYS

I LOV U LIKE I LOV FRIDAY

ok stop caps, anyone there?

[fluid jolt]

hi

[timid stream]

OwO hi

[fluid jolt]

hru

[timid stream]

how r u?

[fluid jolt]

good

u?

[timid stream]

uwu nice

looking to someone to talk

[timid stream]

uwu you all are frieds to me

[timid stream]

^^ this me

[sleek heron]

Horse

[fluid jolt]

I feel tired and empty

[timid stream]

Juan.

[fleet herald]

@fluid jolt mood

[fluid jolt]

:pensive:

[hazy aurora]

I hope they didn't patch the BLJ from mario 64 in the 3d all stars collection for switch

[fluid jolt]

ah

all i want is finding a game that i like

[timid stream]

all i want is a pc who runs minecraft at 60fps

[fluid jolt]

this is so sad actually

whats ur currency @timid stream

[timid stream]

100$

my mom dont want help me with a paypal account

she says "they will just steal all money"

on spanish btw

[fluid jolt]

our economy sucks

so i cant even get a new phone

[timid stream]

i live on a central america country, if there economy sucks, so we are close to be Africa

[pale quest]

PayPal doesn't even have a withdrawal tax

How tf are they stealing shit

[fluid jolt]

WE CANT EVEN USE PAYPAL

[pale quest]

[timid stream]

same

i want sell this pc, ppl here is kinda stupid with pcs, i can sell this pc at 150$

just for say it have camera, win10, and 500gb storage is allready gone

[timid stream]

burrger

[pale quest]

pickles

[native quail]

@fluid jolt noob

[misty kayak]

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[timid stream]

no

[fluid jolt]

noob @native quail

[misty kayak]

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[fluid jolt]

ur so cute @native quail 😍

[timid stream]

stop spaming ok?

[native quail]

don't spam ty

[misty kayak]

Who

[timid stream]

you

[native quail]

@fluid jolt no u

[fluid jolt]

i dont wanna do the "no u" thing

[native quail]

eren cute

[fluid jolt]

deletthis

[timid stream]

yes

[fluid jolt]

wheres ken btw

did he leave again?

[pale quest]

Cute stuff

[fluid jolt]

not sure

[misty kayak]

Who has a ps4

I do

[timid stream]

i have a wii

[pale quest]

nobody

[misty kayak]

Ok

[pallid sun]

i have a pc

[misty kayak]

Ok who play fortnite

[fair lion]

None

[timid stream]

Sempaiiii

[fair lion]

[fluid jolt]

aaaaaa

[timid stream]

?

[fluid jolt]

just tested something

[sick cargo]

Hi

[fluid jolt]

dont mind

hi @sick cargo

[timid stream]

hello

[sick cargo]

How are you?)

[timid stream]

why?

[sick cargo]

@fluid jolt

Who you did now ?)

[fluid jolt]

fine wbu

[boreal hearth]

makes sense to me

[edgy sundial]

nice

[sick cargo]

Im wait for queed bot 🤖

[timid stream]

uwu what

[boreal hearth]

I am 16

[fluid jolt]

a moderator has a baby iirc

[flat matrix]

people who dont do forced full screen

[timid stream]

hey talking abaut xiuh, wheres she?

[boreal hearth]

35 older, not 25 older

[flat matrix]

😩

[timid stream]

1969

[fluid jolt]

im 14

[timid stream]

lol im older than you

apry is but only for 1 year

[sick cargo]

I’m 26

[ember matrix]

Eh eh eh

[timid stream]

and why you ask our age?

wheres that OwO

[ember matrix]

arealme.com

[timid stream]

oh nice

uwu what

[jolly zealot]

Url?

Nvm

[hazy aurora]

mines 37

[timid stream]

uwu what

still want a a hug?

[hazy aurora]

yes

gimme hug

[timid stream]

[hazy aurora]

the small girly piece of my brain wants hugs

[fair lion]

what site is this mental age?

[hazy aurora]

https://arealme.com

oRiGiNaL

[timid stream]

i have a girl brain so...

[hazy aurora]

we know

[fair lion]

I don't feel too old or too young

[hollow pier]

Knowing this server those results are highly inaccurate

I would put you all at horny 15 yo

[fair lion]

Jokes on you, I'm over 18

[hollow pier]

That says more about you than me

[fair lion]

Welp, my mental age may be really accurate 😛

[timid stream]

uh ok

[timber coral]

https://github.com/TAG-Epic/speedcord roast my code pls kty

[pallid sun]

ur code is shit

[fair lion]

Your code just works

[pallid sun]

bethesda

[timber coral]

@fair lion btw whats the url for that test

[fair lion]

https://arealme.com/

[hollow pier]

@timber coral how much ram does the client use

[timber coral]

https://im.farfrom.world/eurpgejvcm.png it would be nice to start it

@timber coral how much ram does the client use
@hollow pier like uh a few megabytes

let me check

[icy terrace]

44.6GB's

[hollow pier]

If it's under 19MB I'll consider using it

[timber coral]

ill run it on a 1k guild bot give me a sec

[timid stream]

its friday my guys

[boreal hearth]

oh...

[timid stream]

introverted owo

[boreal hearth]

yes

[timid stream]

u qt anyways

[timber coral]

@hollow pier Bad news but I cant find it on my mem top

so probably really low

[fair lion]

so we doing the tests ?

Afaik, I'm architect type

[boreal hearth]

I am practically one-sided on all the sides

[hollow pier]

@timber coral lmao when I get home I'll test it

[timid stream]

i remember a friend send me a personality test let me find it

[timber coral]

@timber coral lmao:cry: :cry: when I get home I'll test it
@hollow pier okay its max 10mb im sureeeee

[tired totem]

bruh you all are getting in the 50s

[timber coral]

0 caching at all

[hollow pier]

Nice

[icy terrace]

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test this is a good one.

[hollow pier]

I don't need any caching

[icy terrace]

stateless gang

[tired totem]

Guys I got the best test

[timber coral]

@boreal hearth how the fuck do you run the test you sent

stateless gang
@icy terrace custom lib gang?

its really broken atm

[icy terrace]

I guess you could say that

[timber coral]

doesnt handle reconnects nor heartbeats

[tired totem]

You all have to take this before your allowed to be my friends https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/psychopathy-quiz/

[hollow pier]

I created my own client but it was 20MB lmao with only asyncio imported

[icy terrace]

You can eat cereal a certain way & people will call you a psychopath these days

[timber coral]

damn

[fair lion]

Why did you kill cereal

[icy terrace]

my lib uses 10mb on the gateway, and like 5mb on core instances at 34k guilds

[timber coral]

"""
Created by Epic at 9/1/20
"""
import speedcord
import logging
from colorlogger import basicConfig

client = speedcord.Client(intents=4609)

# Logging
log = logging.getLogger("speedcord")
log.setLevel(logging.DEBUG)
basicConfig(log)
logging.getLogger("speedcord.gateway").setLevel(logging.WARN)


client.token = ""
client.run()
``` pretty neat shit

[tired totem]

Yeah I don't wanna be friends with someone who pours the milk before getting the bowl

[icy terrace]

[tired totem]

No your good

[hollow pier]

@icy terrace niceee

[timid stream]

guys i find this personality test if you want take it: https://www.16personalities.com/

[boreal hearth]

I mean, that ain't too bad I suppose

English isn't my first language, so.

[timid stream]

owo congrats

[fair lion]

Thinker is also an option

[timid stream]

ppl is little introvert, i like this uwu

[fair lion]

@tired totem wanna be buddies

[tired totem]

Lmao you actually did it

Lemme open that up rq

[fair lion]

I'm moderate

We are buddies pal

[tired totem]

Guess that's what happens when you answer "This describes me" to every question

Did you actually try to answer correctly? I just answered yes to every single one lol

[fair lion]

I answered truthfully

[tired totem]

Lemme give that a go

Lmao this test is probably designed to make sure you get a high score. Someone else try it.

Never too high though

[fair lion]

Path buddies

[tired totem]

n o

[timid stream]

uwu

[gilded owl]

damn that website says i've got an iq of 150

[fair lion]

Just like I said earlier, architect, cause I did this test many times and I just do probably the same answers even if I don't remember what I picked

[tired totem]

I'm doing it 1s

YES ONLINE IQ TESTS

Guys I'm going to go to the internet doctor and get diagnosed with all the mental illnesses and also be the smartest person in the world!!1!

[fair lion]

Which website

[warm pond]

99% introvert

same

[tired totem]

[boreal hearth]

@timid stream I took the test

kinda true for me actually

[quasi briar]

quick, I need the video of that guy throwing a tea bottle with a magnet in it, then turns around with a stupid smile on his face.

[timid stream]

uwu, is a little long

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/383430486506340352/727129770294509628/Screenshot_20200629-075358_Chrome.jpg

[boreal hearth]

TL;DR: We allow us selves to be taken advantage of by doing free work for others while they take all the credit because we, Defenders, just can't say a simple fucking no

and that is accurate for me

it hurts to deny a request

[icy terrace]

mine is super accurate

[boreal hearth]

but I just don't have time for it, so I just gotta say no

even though it hurts like hell

[fair lion]

This IQ test is fucking hard

My brain about to get melted

and I'm only at 15/23

[timid stream]

owo you can!

[pallid pebble]

gn

[timid stream]

gn qt

[icy terrace]

I didn't even start the iq test lol

[timid stream]

zorowo i know youre smart

[jolly zealot]

just wanna say

works first time

[timid stream]

oooo nice

[jolly zealot]

its using lua

[timid stream]

bro im not the impostor

[obtuse shoal]

I just noticed the name of the poster

[boreal hearth]

PFFF DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVR I WAS BEETHOVEN IN MY PAST LIFE!?

[timid stream]

truth

u r a genius

[timid stream]

owo what

[fair lion]

This IQ quiz is bs, tbh, it's so hard

Like this makes no literal sense at few points

[gilded owl]

i'd assume iq tests are supposed to be challenging

iq's a stupid metric tbh

[jolly zealot]

yes it works

ah shit

compiler......

[fair lion]

I'm about to chill my brain

[timid stream]

@fair lion pat yourself as trophy

you deserve it

[boreal hearth]

uhm...

also iq tests are ez

[fair lion]

Are you sure about that

https://www.arealme.com/iq/en/

[hollow pier]

I accidentally set up testing-2 as a logging channel and it went before getting muted for 1 hour

[timid stream]

f

[fluid jolt]

true

#bothell was a legend

[craggy lantern]

this is amazing xD @bright crater

the idea is nice

[hollow pier]

nic

[craggy lantern]

that is how I feel. If I test a new eval, I go to testing-2

[fluid jolt]

wheres cyber

ah yes he left

[timid stream]

owo starman is reviewing bots

[vital willow]

what about me >:(

[timid stream]

hold a sec

why i just see s and i read starman?

[fluid jolt]

not a big deal, thats why they are hired lol

[timid stream]

sorry speedy

[fluid jolt]

eren abi approv mybotum pls

checkmy botum pls (!)

[timid stream]

check mine smh

[timid stream]

where?

[obtuse shoal]

I'm a grill >:(

[fluid jolt]

[pallid sun]

im a fucking idiot

[fluid jolt]

why

[obtuse shoal]

Yes, but we still love you

[vital willow]

facts

[fair lion]

@boreal hearth where did you find that gender test?

[hollow pier]

Owo

[boreal hearth]

arealme @fair lion

[fair lion]

Can't see it here

[obtuse shoal]

Unknowon

[boreal hearth]

https://www.arealme.com/what-is-my-true-gender-quiz/en/

[fair lion]

I used ctrl f and found it

[fluid jolt]

gn all

[obtuse shoal]

The test is wrong

[obtuse shoal]

It says I'm more male than female

Which is wrong

I'm a big girl 😢

[fair lion]

Who knows

@boreal hearth I'm more of a girl than you do

[obtuse shoal]

I wanna wear dresses 😔

[icy drift]

https://youtu.be/JbBUlojyvhs

[hollow pier]

I just want to be happy

[icy drift]

This guy keeps suprising me 😂

[fair lion]

Grainger did you lose some colors

[craggy crown]

Oh no

[icy drift]

@fair lion yes someone deleted my bot

[craggy crown]

Tetnus

[fair lion]

Why

[icy drift]

Idk

[craggy crown]

Aw man

You can have my old one if you like

It's 🍝

[icy drift]

Nah its ok ty tho uwu

[craggy crown]

But still 😔

[icy drift]

I appreciate it mate

[craggy crown]

:')

[icy drift]

U can still add me to ur team to be green tho

[craggy crown]

I know how you feel mAn

No team :c

[fair lion]

What's your bot name?

[icy drift]

Remixor

[jolly zealot]

who wants to see progress on uwu script

[icy drift]

uwu

[jolly zealot]

ok so

wog = print

[icy drift]

How is that supposed to work

[fair lion]

You deleted it yourself tho

[jolly zealot]

How is that supposed to work
@icy drift with code

[icy drift]

@fair lion yeah it was someone

[eager echo]

osu mania bitch

what kind of stupid ass test is this

cant even select video games these guys are stuck in 2003

[icy drift]

Something that you would take

[eager echo]

im on question 1 and havent picked anything

[icy drift]

Eee

[fair lion]

Actually, I would take more gender quiz cause they seem far more easier than fucking IQ ones

[eager echo]

fuck it sudoku

[fair lion]

I hate that I got 173 IQ

[icy terrace]

ok

[white dagger]

i got 125 iq. im retarded as fuck mostly because i gave up using my brain on question 15

[eager echo]

explain what part of my brain is feminine

dumbass test be like

[white dagger]

lol

[fair lion]

q15 was bs tbh

Maybe if someone could explain the q15 to me, cause none of the methods I tried didn't work so I just guessed

[white dagger]

lol

i retook the test and got a 58/200

[icy terrace]

progressum day 2

[white dagger]

instead of using a popular website to determine my stats and control my bot for me, i might create my own website and move my bot there instead

[warm pond]

pog

looks hot

[brazen pebble]

im so unmotivated 🦀

[fair lion]

Do some tests

[white dagger]

same sammy

[brazen pebble]

boring

[timid stream]

owo what

[fair lion]

We all females

Actually, what if it was the opposite on the internet, while we all meme that there are no girls, everyone is a girl, now that would be a conception

[timid stream]

[eager echo]

oakaleaeaweaw

just took the iq test i got 127 bruh

[boreal hearth]

@fair lion I did your IQ test

[fair lion]

So what's your result

[boreal hearth]

it was ez

[icy terrace]

mk

[boreal hearth]

my real iq is 131

[eager echo]

Very Smart

[boreal hearth]

so that IQ test overrates it a lot

7 whole IQ points

[fair lion]

You clearly saw mine

173 be like

[eager echo]

did we take the same test

[icy terrace]

even more stonks. just need to figure out how to get the red line formatted differently

[boreal hearth]

don't take that test @fair lion

for IQ tests, take https://test.mensa.no/en

[fair lion]

Where's the language options

[boreal hearth]

what the fuck, Mensa

hold on

[eager echo]

what is this

[fair lion]

https://www.mensa.no/iq/iqiqtesting-english/

[boreal hearth]

@fair lion just https://test.mensa.no/

I think that page is to apply to join Mensa

@fair lion

[eager echo]

you need to schedule an appointment for that

[fleet herald]

Oh

[eager echo]

you are a woman

[fleet herald]

I'm pretty sure I'm a man

[boreal hearth]

no, he's just barely a man

[timid stream]

woman't

[eager echo]

youre almost not a man

[boreal hearth]

12 AM

[fleet herald]

Some of the questions I couldn't actually answer what I wanted to

I don't play sudoku or crossword, I don't know what two random places in the US are

[eager echo]

same

[icy terrace]

meh

[boreal hearth]

I am woman

[icy terrace]

dis okay

[boreal hearth]

I am gifted high iq

[timid stream]

apry youre smart

[boreal hearth]

I am a 51 year old introverted woman who used to Beethoven

[icy terrace]

with what I wanna do looks like imma have to have influxdb and prometheus as a data source

since one of the metrics needs to be real time

[timid stream]

Zorowo hii

[icy terrace]

as my jank solution with just prometheus isn't accurate to what I need it to be

Hi

[timid stream]

how r u?

[icy terrace]

Doing good

busy

hbu?

[timid stream]

uwu nice

[boreal hearth]

anyone wanna watch Chinese anime together

pls im lonely

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/Bb6w3MqR.png

[icy terrace]

sexy

[timid stream]

@boreal hearth remember im allways here for you

UnU is gone

[icy terrace]

I should test this on prod so I can see if it actually works lol

[craggy crown]

Me: enters chat
Whitenames and greennames and rednames and yellownames and pinknames:

[timid stream]

but you havent be beaned

[craggy crown]

atModerators

[timid stream]

you will only recive a mute

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fleet herald]

Are we doing tests still

[timid stream]

uwu maybe

[fair lion]

Yes

I'm still doing that test Aprixia gave

[fleet herald]

That's the one I just posted

It's very uh abstract

[timid stream]

oh ill see it

[fair lion]

I still have 4 minutes left

[timid stream]

se-sempai... 👉 👈

...seriusly?

[fair lion]

I honestly don't think that making shapes is equal to IQ

[wheat tangle]

it's more of detecting patterns

[fair lion]

Yes but it's hell for brain too

I would rather have the calculation hell than puzzle hell

[eager echo]

the test is full of shapes wtf

[hollow pier]

Isn't IQ for like 6yo tho

[eager echo]

why not math questions instead

[hollow pier]

Maths isn't for iq

[eager echo]

so i cant be big brain when using math

[hollow pier]

That is just how much you have been taught then

IQ has to be something not taught

[eager echo]

sucks

[hollow pier]

Hence shape and pattern recognition

[velvet flame]

hiihihihihihhiihihihihih friends

[craggy crown]

Heyhyehyeye6eye qtttt

[timid stream]

owo read pings or you're dead

[wheat tangle]

no

[timber coral]

@torn trellis pong

[fleet herald]

We all know

Lemme see if it works on mobile

+⭐

Doesn't

[icy drift]

https://youtu.be/I1wJkaOu03g

Its a lion

[timid stream]

oh nice it works

[toxic rose]

question

How do I get the role of bot developer?

[icy drift]

Add a bot in top.gg and get it approved

In top.gg

[toxic rose]

Ohhh, my bot has not been approved yet, I will have to wait, thanks

[fair lion]

[toxic rose]

[icy terrace]

Dammit I’m so confused in the bot application thingy-

[fair lion]

Hi so confused in the bot application thingy-

[icy terrace]

I-

;-;

i DidNt meAn iT iN nAme wAy I mEanT exPreSsIoN wAy

[hollow pier]

[fair lion]

Not mentionable name

[versed hollow]

bruh windows installation taking forever

[fair lion]

It just works

The win server does the same thing

[timid stream]

se-sempai

[brazen pebble]

why windows

[timid stream]

do you want pla-play with m-me to-toda?

[fair lion]

It's 1:30 am

[deft geyser]

[brazen pebble]

what happened to linux yo

[timid stream]

ou cmon dude go sleep

[brazen pebble]

WHY

[icy terrace]

[tender nimbus]

we starring everything now? what is this witchcraft?

[brazen pebble]

theyre fucking

[timid stream]

someone: wh-
ENTIRE DBL: WE'RE BORED

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble now i can't unsee that.

[fair lion]

They are vibin

[tender nimbus]