memes-and-media

[opaque trail]

hmm

[versed hollow]

toolateialreadydidit

hm. What if I make a bot. to which I add a certain reaction to a message, it will automatically post it to twitter

[opaque trail]

i mean

that is kinda cool?

[versed hollow]

I can fucking automate DBL Quotes

[opaque trail]

but its rlly a 1 only thing

the issue with a bot like that is how u handle credentials

[versed hollow]

I’m about to I’m about to automate it

when I fix my pc

eaggagshdjjsnammammsns

bot project ez

[boreal hearth]

@versed hollow wait, how about getting more people to post on it

like, when you aren't online and stuff

[versed hollow]

Using an array containing allowed message ID’s

or a collection or whatever the fuck you weirdos use

[opaque trail]

uh

@versed hollow i feel like that is kinda a bad idea

[versed hollow]

how so

[opaque trail]

allowing freewill will cause spam

i suggest making it like starboard

[flat matrix]

he said by himself

[versed hollow]

I’m only allowing certain users

[opaque trail]

eh that works

[flat matrix]

make it like starboard

[versed hollow]

Starboard gets unfunny sometimes tho

[flat matrix]

that’s why you don’t tell anyone what it’s for

[versed hollow]

I’ll do it using the Message Reaction event

and only scan for this guild

I can quickly slide that into my main bot

[opaque trail]

use raw event

@versed hollow u would need a functional bot so it gets added to top.gg then u add it

cuz it has to be hard coded cuz auth

[flat matrix]

I can quickly slide that into my main bot

[versed hollow]

@normal basalt

[flat matrix]

main bot

[versed hollow]

I can fucking slide that shit right into my main bot ezpz using an event handler

[flat matrix]

this three bots in the high kbps channel

[versed hollow]

now how am I getting access to the twitter api

[flat matrix]

I accidentally used &play for music

[opaque trail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[versed hollow]

I have to request access to twitter api

ugh fine...

[flat matrix]

“soh yeah I want to automate this thing where it takes discord messages and stuff and puts it on Twitter cause it’s funny I guesss”

[icy terrace]

oh wtf this is lit

[flat matrix]

what

[analog lark]

oh wtf this is lit
@icy terrace indeed

[lusty cliff]

dbl stats when

[analog lark]

what xig

[flat matrix]

never

[analog lark]

dbl stats when
@lusty cliff wdym

[lusty cliff]

When you free?

[analog lark]

I have 0 motivation to do html rn

like quite literally 0

[lusty cliff]

[analog lark]

How's the API docs coming

[lusty cliff]

I'll finish them soon

They're basically done tbf

[analog lark]

I mean, I just need to do compare bots and the site is basically done

[lusty cliff]

Yeah

[main brook]

@analog lark will dblstats have its own botlist

[balmy nebula]

@lusty cliff you're smart right

[analog lark]

then I need to fix whatever jank as fuckery you caused on the create endpoint

@analog lark will dblstats have its own botlist
@main brook We use information directly from top.gg's api. Doing so would breach their ToS. So no. No it will not.

and I thought all the stupid questions had been asked already

[lusty cliff]

bruh

[analog lark]

apparently I was wrong

[pallid pebble]

gm

[opaque trail]

@analog lark i feel like that was a sarcastic comment ngl

[analog lark]

I mean, If it was then tbh idc. Questions like that really answer themselves

especially when there are 2 mods + me working on it

Who all understand top.gg's rules

[main brook]

wow i've never seen a site as complicated as dbl be entirely coded in html

[opaque trail]

lol

[main brook]

you guys should try php lol

[opaque trail]

it uses ejs

[main brook]

no it uses html

[analog lark]

WebTax just stop, your jokes aren't funny :)

[lusty cliff]

Really do wanna finish dbl stats

[analog lark]

Same but the fact that I have to do front end and I have a million and one things to focus on rn is kinda hard

[opaque trail]

can i help

[lusty cliff]

Yeah

[main brook]

i finished my bot's port to ms teams today. https://i.imgur.com/JiIjJS4.gif

[opaque trail]

im bad at css

[lusty cliff]

Maybe we'll just finish the api stuff

And then see where that gets us

Cause it's literally just fixing one endpoint

[versed hollow]

yea the made me do the application again. I’ll wait until in the morning

[analog lark]

I'll probably attack that later tbh Xig

[lusty cliff]

Yis

[versed hollow]

then I’d hope to have my PC In working order

[lusty cliff]

Tell me when you have time and maybe we cna call

[analog lark]

I have so many things to dooo

[lusty cliff]

Same

[versed hollow]

I hab alot to do aswell

[analog lark]

• Trying to move out
• Need to fix the moderation bot for my community (and add more shit for community events)
• Dbl stats
• Legal mumbo jumbo (+ learning / reading more books)
• Work
• Motorcycle maintenance

[opaque trail]

legal mumbo jumbo?

[pallid pebble]

I have so many things to do:
-exist

[analog lark]

just things telk

[opaque trail]

hmm ok

[versed hollow]

sounds like alot

[analog lark]

it is

[timber coral]

rip global emotes

[analog lark]

when sleep isnt even on that list

[versed hollow]

I have less compared to you but I’m still pretty stressed about it all

[balmy nebula]

@timber coral you had global emotes

where

[timber coral]

Not my screen smh

[analog lark]

glad to see them go tbh

[timber coral]

Why?

[versed hollow]

What is a GameWisp?

[timber coral]

Old discord stream thingy

[analog lark]

No point in having something that was added so long ago that cant be changed

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lusty cliff]

Global emotes were useless anyways

[timber coral]

Not for non nitro peeps doe

[opaque trail]

global emotes were nice

[lusty cliff]

Yeah but they were a pain to maintain for Discord

[opaque trail]

yea

[analog lark]

You literally shouldnt have global emotes if you arent paying anyway

[lusty cliff]

And people were only joining guilds for that

[analog lark]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lusty cliff]

They should make global emotes for like verified servers

Or smth idk

[timber coral]

Yes!

[opaque trail]

it was literally a scheme for users

i feel like it would be nice if verified servers could hv global emotes or a large boost server

but still.. its a pain to hv complex stuff

[balmy nebula]

Global emotes were useless anyways
@lusty cliff: Nitro Sub since 2018

makes sense why you'd say that

[lusty cliff]

Yeah

[analog lark]

I mean

[lusty cliff]

I mean they are nise but they didn't even maintain them

[analog lark]

they were literally useless

[lusty cliff]

Hardly any guilds got them

[analog lark]

after GW shutdown

[lusty cliff]

And people only joined the guilds for them

[analog lark]

they were literally useless

[timber coral]

@analog lark why where they useless?

[analog lark]

because after GW shutdown they weren't changable, updatable or even requestable. Its like being thrown into quicksand and not being given help for almost 3 years

[timber coral]

I mean yeah if you bought a nitro sub its useless

[flat matrix]

welp time to purge all my GW servers I joined cause I don’t have nitro 24/7

[timber coral]

Yeah but people enjoyed those emotes

[boreal hearth]

Konichiwa oni-sans

[analog lark]

then being removed isn't really a surprise. and cool? Just because people enjoyed a free thing that lasted for way longer than it should have ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[versed hollow]

I didn’t say that

[timber coral]

People made giant communites out of them

[analog lark]

Yes

inactive ones compared to their size

[boreal hearth]

@versed hollow-san oni-san

[timber coral]

But yeah true

[analog lark]

Literally useless dead servers that are probably going to lose a shit ton of members now that they're being nuked

[boreal hearth]

wait, what is going on

GameWisp servers being shut down?

Or raided?

[analog lark]

Sigh you took it out of context. I meant their global emotes are being disabled

[flat matrix]

Gamewisp emotes don’t work => no point in staying => member loss

[analog lark]

^

[boreal hearth]

oh

[flat matrix]

they didn’t let you use gamewisp in status anyways

[analog lark]

[flat matrix]

now if discord removes discord classic im gonna be shook cause I don’t want to pay 10$ a month for emotes

[versed hollow]

What is mod-loading speed on forge based on

[boreal hearth]

I haven't used gamewisp since early or mid 2019

[flat matrix]

your computer

[versed hollow]

Disk speed or RAM

[flat matrix]

tm

[analog lark]

now if discord removes discord classic im gonna be shook cause I don’t want to pay 10$ a month for emotes
@flat matrix I'll pay it reluctantly

[versed hollow]

Yall ever try inverse blinking

[flat matrix]

yes

[boreal hearth]

if Discord removes classic, I am spending the money on ladies untiy lessons instead

[flat matrix]

i saw some rumors about it, but it’s just rumors

[boreal hearth]

I doubt they'll do it, to be honest

they know it would be a stupid idea

[analog lark]

I mean

[boreal hearth]

since most Nitro users pay for classic

[analog lark]

there's an experiment that removes it

[flat matrix]

wait what

experiment?

[versed hollow]

removes what?

[icy terrace]

you are qt ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| @analog lark

[sacred kelp]

klazik

[flat matrix]

classic nitro

[versed hollow]

why would anyone want that?

[analog lark]

you are qt ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| @analog lark
@icy terrace https://img.ichigo.uk/7PmDzWgvQW5c.png

[icy terrace]

pranked

[timber coral]

They want more money

[boreal hearth]

A lot more people would buy classic rather than regular because it's cheaper and offer just about the same perks

[versed hollow]

PrAnkEd

[analog lark]

A lot more people would buy classic rather than regular because it's cheaper and offer just about the same perks
@boreal hearth hence why they'd remove it

[icy terrace]

[boreal hearth]

the only reason regular isn't just a complete waste is because of the 2 boosts, making it worth ~12$ a month

[timber coral]

Istg discord just gets more and more money hungry

[analog lark]

You realise

[flat matrix]

I mean how else do they pay back their 300M$ investment

[analog lark]

I mean, if you dont like it dont pay for it

They aren't money hungry. They're trying to run a damn business

[timber coral]

Ugh so I am going to have to pay 100$ a year

Wait no

Yeah that's correct

[boreal hearth]

another reason why a lot of people but classic instead of regular, is because they don't have 10$, but they do have 5$, and they really want Nitro

[gilded owl]

more reason not to buy nitro again, perfect

[timber coral]

That shit is expensib doe

[analog lark]

meh

[versed hollow]

Parm is vibin without nitro

[analog lark]

i dont really care I just pay for the badge now

[versed hollow]

he really doesn’t care

[analog lark]

literally the only reason I boost here

[versed hollow]

EW LUKE’S A FILTHY BADGE WHORE

[gilded owl]

fuck discord honestly

[flat matrix]

rename early supporter to early early support and give all nitro subscriptions early supporter

[analog lark]

for the badge

[timber coral]

Damn

I really want to move to ts ngl

[analog lark]

EW LUKE’S A FILTHY BADGE WHORE
@versed hollow I mean I like the badges

[boreal hearth]

Discord employees stalking DBL right now be like "wait shit"

[sacred kelp]

/shr

[analog lark]

I really want to move to ts ngl
@timber coral do it

[timber coral]

And emotes apparently

[flat matrix]

hey guys who wants to make a discord clone with me

[versed hollow]

yea badges are cool and all

[timber coral]

None of the people I chat to are there

[flat matrix]

well do planning on discord

[timber coral]

Some is moving when ts5 releases

[versed hollow]

but shut up

[boreal hearth]

@analog lark try getting every badge you can, not including Discord Staff and normal HypeSquad

[analog lark]

None of the people I chat to are there
@timber coral and never will be. A lot of us moved from TS when discord came out

@boreal hearth I mean I plan on?

Literally applied for partner already

should be able to get HS events after covid

[boreal hearth]

oh

[timber coral]

I mean yeah understandable

[versed hollow]

I moved from Skype idk what you’re talking about

[boreal hearth]

free nitro for you if accepted

[versed hollow]

microsoft shitty chat platform

[flat matrix]

I moved from cubecraft egg wars messages

wym?

[timber coral]

Time to make a community that can be partnered for free nitro! /s

[versed hollow]

Remember that time Discord gave free nitro for christmas

[gilded owl]

luke be like

[balmy nebula]

get free nitro anywhere you go

[versed hollow]

or was that just me

[flat matrix]

I want to make a chat platform now for the fun of it

[analog lark]

luke be like
@gilded owl wdym

[gilded owl]

Time to make a community that can be partnered for free nitro! /s

[flat matrix]

[analog lark]

Im not even doing it for the free nitro

[gilded owl]

you're tryna get it tho, no?

[balmy nebula]

nitro but it comes with the wumpus wheelie

[analog lark]

I like my community, and i built it because it'll be a better place than here for my mental state

[versed hollow]

you get free nitro as a partner

[analog lark]

just working on things to make it more active

[versed hollow]

I’mma build a community of lofi stans

as I am one myself

[frozen basin]

tfw a youtuber compliments how nice you are

[flat matrix]

hear me out

discord bot that has a chat platform built in

[versed hollow]

You don’t need the attention from a youtuber. you have me @frozen basin

[gilded owl]

hear me out

what tf do you mean

[frozen basin]

😔

[flat matrix]

discord bot with discord clone

is it not clear enough

[stable sorrel]

Hey

[gilded owl]

what's the best game engine for writing chat platforms btw

[flat matrix]

bat files

[versed hollow]

C++

How about we all move to termtalk

[flat matrix]

didn’t that get

dieded

[analog lark]

i just wanna move out of home

[flat matrix]

ha ha

[versed hollow]

I wanna move to the UK pog

[ember matrix]

Then do

[versed hollow]

because they all seem like really friendly people

[ember matrix]

UK is the fucking best

[analog lark]

Working on it callum, but like. Covid

[versed hollow]

except for callum. He’s really mean

[flat matrix]

@versed hollow my cousins are in UK but they aren’t that friendly

would not recommend

[ember matrix]

h

[versed hollow]

Wait what was that about callum again?

who knows? callums my best friend

[ember matrix]

h

[flat matrix]

buys one year nitro

[versed hollow]

he has never been mean to me in my entire life

[flat matrix]

gets sniped

[ember matrix]

the UK is actually quite nice tbh

[flat matrix]

the UK is actually quite nice tbh
as he threatens someone

[ember matrix]

I was joking?

[flat matrix]

yea

[ember matrix]

They added a bus shelter at my stop

[versed hollow]

Someone please, callum has me in his basement with nothing but a laptop and is forcing me to send good things about him

[ember matrix]

Haha I don't have a basement

[versed hollow]

oh.

[gilded owl]

don't worry you can chill in my basement

[versed hollow]

I think I rather be trapped down there with no other option

that just sounds like more fun

[ember matrix]

I wouldn't be capable of doing that anyway because I'd just let them go after like 10 minutes

[flat matrix]

I’d rather be trapped in chains and fed than be trapped in parms basement

[flat matrix]

ok

[pallid pebble]

ok

[versed hollow]

ok

[flat matrix]

so who’s down to make discord clone known as bonfire?

[sacred kelp]

no

[flat matrix]

[versed hollow]

no

[flat matrix]

unfriending all of you

[versed hollow]

who wants to see some real speed?

[flat matrix]

not me

[versed hollow]

bitch I’ll show you some real speed

N-

[brittle narwhal]

If you want real speed just look at Sanic

[flat matrix]

if you want real speed just look at the sun

[versed hollow]

sun is a deadly lazer

[flat matrix]

@versed hollow goodnight honey boo boo xxxxx x x x x xxxx x

[versed hollow]

bruh not the copypasta again

[flat matrix]

why did i interact #general

[hollow pier]

@ember matrix it's 7am Jeez how far away is your school from you

[ember matrix]

I took that pic yesterday

[hollow pier]

Oh abaha

[ember matrix]

I am currently sitting at home

[hollow pier]

Ah good. I was gonna say

[icy terrace]

https://youtu.be/iubpN72D6AI this absolute masterpiece

[ember matrix]

I take the bus at 7:40

[hollow pier]

From next week my bus is at 7:10

[pallid pebble]

@ember matrix it's 7:59 wtf r u talkin about

[hollow pier]

Schools a bummer

It's 7am in the UK now

[pallid pebble]

loo

[icy terrace]

i like how he tried

https://i.imgur.com/v01SEzz.png

[pallid pebble]

wut

[brittle narwhal]

What the fuck

That hurts me

[icy terrace]

same here

one epic coder right there

[brittle narwhal]

Why the fuck do you use a web client for each url

[icy terrace]

MI6 pick this man up

[brittle narwhal]

Time so see if I have time today to learn areas tor ASP.NET

[ember matrix]

https://youtu.be/ePhAj8ktiEA

[sacred kelp]

just pay

[icy terrace]

so yeah he tried to do it

• he didn't code it, he got it from a tool

[brittle narwhal]

What in hells name produces that as a result???

[icy terrace]

why is my dc sending messages multiple times

[flat matrix]

because your const

[icy terrace]

HOLY SHIT

[versed hollow]

wtf borboss

[icy terrace]

Acting 100

alsoooo

[brittle narwhal]

Qt

[flat matrix]

@icy terrace webhook

[eager echo]

fun fact

[icy terrace]

he did an oopsie

[eager echo]

i live so close to a home depot that whenever i tweet with location on it says i am tweeting from the home depot

[versed hollow]

you should tweet

[sacred kelp]

tweet that you got a job at home depot

[versed hollow]

I’m going to bed gn

[eager echo]

wait I have a better idea

make a tweet at 2 am and say that im inside the store

[sacred kelp]

im locked help

[opaque trail]

@eager echo wew

[eager echo]

ever wanted to cry but couldn't cuz the heat from your angry face evaporated the tears

[opaque trail]

relatable

this is why kids u dont do shit in public

[sacred kelp]

ouch

[craggy crown]

I'm never going outside again

[icy terrace]

fun

[sacred kelp]

give reddit link

i need to see the comments

[eager echo]

i screenshotted that many months ago and forgot where it went

god dammit

picking memes from my meme archive to post is like walking through a minefield of edgy and offensive memes

[eager echo]

who runs sudo cd

[icy terrace]

alias cd='sudo rm -rf'

yes

[main brook]

cd superimportantfiles

[vital willow]

sudo cd lmao

sudo echo hi

[balmy nebula]

cd sex

[icy terrace]

ew
nsfw

[vital willow]

lewd person

[icy terrace]

cd SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

This is how i enter my important folder

cd important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/

[vital willow]

I type ../ 50x

[sacred kelp]

make a puzzle of folders to find the lewd

[vital willow]

lmao

[icy terrace]

lmao

lmao

[sacred kelp]

lmao

[icy terrace]

lmao
cd important/../important/../important/../important/../lewd/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important/../important

find the lewd

lmao train broken

get out

nvm still broken

[vital willow]

saya would love that challenge

[icy terrace]

@desert flame i have a challenge for you

[vital willow]

And I fucking hate how my keyboard keeps replacing my text with stupid fucking emojis

[sacred kelp]

disable autocorrect

[vital willow]

I am filled with 😂 and 💢 👉 now

[icy terrace]

do it
say fuck

[vital willow]

My body pillow is

[icy terrace]

same bro i am filled with 😂 and 😆 and 🤣 and 😡 and 😤 now

me rn :

thurston

starman is thurston confirmed

[sacred kelp]

yeah bro👺 i hate🖕 it how my keyboard⌨️ changes my text📰 to emojis👍😩🌟👺👴😹👀🍉🧓😎

[icy terrace]

guys guess what?
5 year old me, trying to give my localhost ip to my friend, telling them to join the server using that ip

5

[sacred kelp]

5

[icy terrace]

5 years old

my dad setup the server ok

how are you even playing mc

and i think it's 5 idk maybe it's 8

i forget it, it's long time ago

basiclly before discord was born, i use skype

[vital willow]

me being a hacker man and a angry salty kid at 9 trying to take down someone's internet with an ip thinking I can do it with one program

[solar sentinel]

oh hey i found webtax

[icy terrace]

LMAO

@vital willow that's me, right there

[vital willow]

I really thought I could too

[icy terrace]

i thought "Minecraft Unban Hack 2017 Working 100% Easy to use" will unban me from a server lol

[vital willow]

free vbucc generator

are those offers impossible to complete then

[icy terrace]

and i think i know the reason why my mouse was moving by itself, and the file is talking by itself

it's because i install some backdoor hack? or raid hack? idk and that person have access to my pc

[indigo ingot]

5 Hafta oldu bi bota bakamadılar abi bu nedir ya

[vital willow]

Big smart

I'd instantly disconnect my Internet connection

[icy terrace]

and he make it so it spam open the cough di** website on chrome, as i am a kid

know nothing, idk how to do it and was crying

[opaque trail]

what

[icy terrace]

cuz i got the virus after my dad bought the pc for 4 days LOL

[vital willow]

that person had some particular kinks

[icy terrace]

i think i can remember that they say, and where it got stored

[desert flame]

@icy terrace

[icy terrace]

it got stored in the cough temp folder

as non extension file

[hollow pier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r5Hd9ErU2A

[desert flame]

Im texting while flying

[icy terrace]

FUCK

YOU'RE CRASHINGGGGGGGGGGGG

anyways, the hacker said

[hollow pier]

https://img.rovi.me/tOJXKaa18B.png bruh

[icy terrace]

"??????????"
then
"Why you don't want me to hack your pc" or smthing idk
i answer "this is a new pc my dad me got" idk? i forget

and the thing happened, and the pc reboot every 2 min ig

and random mouse movement

and NOT memez

[vital willow]

Big hacker man

[icy terrace]

if it is memez, my pc will be super dead lOL

[vital willow]

Probably used some open source software to mess with innocent children because they don't have anything else to do lol

[icy terrace]

so the store just format it, reinstall windows, and i was like woooooooow how do they do thatttttttttt

[vital willow]

bruh

[icy terrace]

OH WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NOW

[opaque trail]

huh

[icy terrace]

alrigth start from discord, some guy send me cough malware, it's called Microsoft Firewall.exe, and they told that it upgrade your firewall, and my old me was like fuck i already got virus, i have to run it, and i run it, told the person "i run it, but nothing happened" and the guy said "it take a while" after that, i think that guy kick/ban me, and my pc got rebooted

except old me don't swear

and that's how them got access to my pc

[hollow pier]

https://img.rovi.me/ZsQ1Sl46sW.png fools

[icy terrace]

also the already exist malware is the random movement malware

[opaque trail]

oof hayper

u still hv the malware

[icy terrace]

and my old dumbself install another malware, backdoor malware

dw i have bitdefender

[sacred kelp]

give me the malware

[icy terrace]

it dude it was like long time ago lol

[opaque trail]

lol

[icy terrace]

i think i was 8, when discord doesn't have the 13+ rules

idk man

i can't remember stuff my mind is dumb lately

[opaque trail]

it always had

just they werent as heavy on it

[icy terrace]

@vital willow what's the font name

[desert flame]

@warm pond

[vital willow]

don't ask me i don't make memes

[sacred kelp]

why all memes use that

[vital willow]

saya you're such a weeb

do you take an anime body pillow to school

[desert flame]

@vital willow Im making a weeb livery for my plane

[vital willow]

why did I not expect that

[desert flame]

anime tiddies on its tail

then onii-chan baka on its fuselage

[icy terrace]

@desert flame do you have body pillow

[vital willow]

oh my 🤤

[icy terrace]

oh god speedy, he's drooling

[desert flame]

this is just boring

[icy terrace]

add anime skin to it

[desert flame]

theres nothing weeb on its decals

[icy terrace]

hey

[vital willow]

the whole livery should compose of different varieties of anime tiddies

[desert flame]

im more on bouncy and plotiful than flat tho

[sick cargo]

Goodmorning

[hollow pier]

morning

i feel more awake waking up at 6am than 9am which is weird

[frozen basin]

why is the verified badge green now

[desert flame]

sao latest ep be like

[boreal hearth]

hmm

[balmy nebula]

so you don't confuse it with partnered servers

[icy terrace]

????????

[vital willow]

I'm not a huge fan of huge and bouncy 😌

this conversation got lewd quickly

[icy terrace]

speedy i have a new name for you

speed

spitty

[balmy nebula]

actually

[desert flame]

@vital willow so ur opposite side

[vital willow]

yes

[desert flame]

but never forget the benefits of bouncy

[brittle narwhal]

Long slong dong

[desert flame]

I upgraded my ram to do this both

[pallid sun]

weeb

[vital willow]

weeb

[desert flame]

but its good

I can play visual novels while flying win win

[opaque trail]

@desert flame weeb crash course

pun unintended

[desert flame]

@opaque trail autopilot wont let me crash™️

[opaque trail]

@desert flame do u know what a crash course is?

[desert flame]

literal crash or other crash course

[opaque trail]

a rapid and intense course of study also : an experience that resembles such a course has been given a crash course in diplomacy in his first weeks in office.

[desert flame]

oh yeah the other one then

[opaque trail]

it can be put for both

u are on the course of crashing + you can do a course of study on weeb

[desert flame]

in order to be the best weeb

32gb ram is what you need

[craggy crown]

The Geneva conventions are my to-do list

[desert flame]

you cant multi task if you dont have enough ram

[pallid sun]

lol

[desert flame]

now I can play like visual novels as much as I want while racking up my pilot hours in fs2020

before it makes my pc crash even the game crash losing 5 hours of straight flight progress

and thats so sad

all my effort gone in one crash

[brittle narwhal]

Imagine needing ram

[vital willow]

you're such a sweat

become a pilot in real life you weeb

you can bring your lewd body pillow to the cockpit

[craggy crown]

Become an anime girl in real life you pilot

[desert flame]

@brittle narwhal I cant live without my eroges smh

[brittle narwhal]

Just consume them

Eat them whole

[desert flame]

you cant eat eroges tho

you can read them again and again tho

[pallid sun]

spider got trapped in cup

[brittle narwhal]

Smh just means you haven't tried hard enough

[pallid sun]

what a fucking idiot lmao

[craggy crown]

you can bring your lewd body pillow to the cockpit
It is so hard for me to not quote this with something lewd and I'm going to not say anything here

[desert flame]

Im not deleting anything

I will keep my collection growing and growing

[craggy crown]

That'salotofhentai™

[vital willow]

no lewd

200 what do you have there

[desert flame]

@vital willow there are non lewd anime bodypilows tho

[brittle narwhal]

Lewd = good
Talking about lewd stuff in DBL = bad

[vital willow]

is it an emergency folder for when your Internet dies

[desert flame]

basically its all my visual novels

[brittle narwhal]

Hello? Goodbye

[vital willow]

oh

[desert flame]

if I estimated right, this things have more than 1k hours of reading time

[vital willow]

I hope ddlc is there

[desert flame]

if you read all of that

ddlc smh mainstream I dont save those

[exotic breach]

[vital willow]

Sad

[desert flame]

Hello Goodbye is an ok novel ttho

routes has enough drama on it

actually before I forgott

time to download a new visual novel

[brittle narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ySzV-HGxM&ab_channel=JoesStuff

[desert flame]

yes the sempai route

yikes mega, you used to have no quotas 😠

[brittle narwhal]

Oof

[vital willow]

now it's a scam

[desert flame]

mega used to be a nice cloud storage

why did they put transfer quotas

[vital willow]

I just use incognito with vpn to bypass that

[desert flame]

even google's quotas is better than theirs

[vital willow]

or i reset my ip and clear cookies

[desert flame]

I hate CGNAT

[icy terrace]

https://i.imgur.com/yU0R7eQ.png

[desert flame]

this is why CGNAT is a blasphemy

you share single ip address

[vital willow]

4gb isn't much nowadays

[craggy crown]

🥵

So much ddos uwu

[vital willow]

why is it so low smh

[desert flame]

mega is a scam

[vital willow]

though mega is more reliable than a normal download so props for that but still

[desert flame]

the quota is not fair at all

google is tons better than them now

[vital willow]

I love Google drive

the speeds aren't really restricted too

[desert flame]

better

[vital willow]

not that I noticed

[desert flame]

and their quota isnt unfair

[vital willow]

I mean they can also afford to lose money so I'm sure they don't mind

[modest rapids]

(buy a raspberry pi and use it as local cloud storage hm)

[desert flame]

google is too rich

[icy terrace]

lmao that's what i do

[vital willow]

what is Googles main source of income

[desert flame]

to mind that lmao

[vital willow]

ads right

[desert flame]

and they shove tons of ads in youtube

[modest rapids]

probably either ads or gsuite

[desert flame]

I doubt that doesnt earn them a handful of $$$

[vital willow]

adblock epic

[modest rapids]

(plot twist its actually google playlicenses with xiaomi and similar)

[vital willow]

pretty much every creator just uses the platform to milk as much money as they can from kids so I don't care having it on except select few channels)

it didn't always used to be this way its sad

[desert flame]

kids dont adblock and kids love youtube

and usually non rooted android device cant block ads

[vital willow]

you can use vanced

[desert flame]

even they can do, not as much as on pc

[vital willow]

they also have sponsor block integration

https://www.xda-developers.com/youtube-vanced-apk/?amp its actually legendary

[desert flame]

lets cook egg

[vital willow]

I use it

[sick cargo]

Hello Speedy!

[vital willow]

hello

it's also quite cool they don't earn any money from the project

except donations

[sick cargo]

you cant?

I have idea

[desert flame]

Im going back to my crib

[sick cargo]

Im go release from BUSSINES marketing=)

[opaque trail]

@vital willow Vanced babe

it still has ads

but only the widget ads which i dont rlly care

[vital willow]

I never saw a single ad

and I have latest version

[sick cargo]

Why you speak it ads?

[opaque trail]

not when u watch but when u scroll around

[sick cargo]

ads from legally?

[vital willow]

oh yeah

actually

[opaque trail]

like the ones that look like videos

[vital willow]

the update may have fixed that

[opaque trail]

hmmm ok

[vital willow]

idk if its intentional or not

probably not

[opaque trail]

it is

[vital willow]

I'll have a look

[vital willow]

they are gone now

only see my videos when I scroll no more ads

I updated like yesterday

[opaque trail]

its only sometimes it poops up

[sick cargo]

Do you understand.. why 2 ADS Legaly /Fake Legaly ? . Legally - offical to page . Please do not block it, ads legally content from offical site company, false and clean. Other Fake ADS - bad company , it is not white . Black list from ADS.

[opaque trail]

its tiring to update vanced

[sick cargo]

ads webpage.

B2B problem.

[opaque trail]

what

@vital willow do u still get ads like above?

im so lazy to update vanced cuz my phone isnt rooted

gotta use SAI

[vital willow]

not those either

[opaque trail]

hmm ok

[vital willow]

do you need to have sai i dont remember

I just have the manager installed

[opaque trail]

yea

[vital willow]

And it updates the app for me

[opaque trail]

is ur phone rooted?

[vital willow]

nope

[opaque trail]

hmm

o they changed it i see

u used to need sai

and microg

[vital willow]

yeah i remember

[opaque trail]

welp gonna update it soon then

Speedy boi pls quick f request add

[sick cargo]

Speedy

How i long in there Discord approval bot?)

[pallid pebble]

[opaque trail]

[hollow pier]

https://img.rovi.me/DFuNyIwVam.png

[opaque trail]

wew

who is that @hollow pier

[hollow pier]

i cant remember now

random meme vid

[fair lion]

[vital willow]

yeah it was helpful why are you even asking

[brittle narwhal]

Show me dat booty Speedy

[icy terrace]

Ewww lewd

[fair lion]

[vital willow]

dbl should have a secret lewd nsfw channel where saya is allowed to type and mods can watch

[opaque trail]

@vital willow saya used to be a mod

• he is very lewd

[vital willow]

I know both

[opaque trail]

now u say it... he was here when there was the nsfw channel

[brittle narwhal]

I remember those times 😩

[vital willow]

I wish I was there to see it

I can imagine the lewdness

[opaque trail]

Speedy pls add me as a friend

[vital willow]

I will start eating whoever asks me to accept friend request

[opaque trail]

[icy terrace]

@vital willow add me

For bodypillow

[craggy crown]

1e6```

oh cool

[pallid pebble]

I will start eating whoever asks me to accept friend request :w_grr: :MochiAngery:
@vital willow sad he will eat me

[torn trellis]

Is Anaconda strictly for Python or can I use it for C# too

P.S. I never used it or Googled it

[brittle narwhal]

C# 👀

[torn trellis]

I want a plugin for Sublime Text 3 to make it some sort of an IDE

[vital willow]

C# is the equivalent of jesus in code form

[icy terrace]

C#+

[brittle narwhal]

~~We should work together on something than Shiv if you know/use C# ~~

[vital willow]

It's so delicious

The only time I find it frustrating is with unity

[torn trellis]

I don't

[craggy crown]

C#++ is a replacement for jav-

[torn trellis]

We learn it in OOP classes

Well, I barely know it

[brittle narwhal]

Smh better start learning then 😩

[torn trellis]

(mostly just using LINQ for everything)

[icy terrace]

Fun fact, i know c# and use it before

And ita so easy, cuz java lol

[vital willow]

imagine not using dll files

[icy terrace]

C++ is too complex

For me

[vital willow]

Well c++ is low level and c# is high

[craggy crown]

fun fact,

fn returnTrue() 
{
  return true
}
``` rust :DDDDDDDDDDD

[gritty spruce]

Timo qt

[vital willow]

c++ compiles directly to native binary

[icy terrace]

func a()
end

[craggy crown]

is def the py function keyword?

[vital willow]

C++ can be a beautiful language if you know it

It's really powerful

[torn trellis]

yes

[opaque trail]

@craggy crown dont put ur brackets down

[craggy crown]

hmph

fine 😒

[icy terrace]

@vital willow youre powerful

[brittle narwhal]

Ur qt too

[vital willow]

😳

[craggy crown]

@brittle narwhal qt fav mod :3

[opaque trail]

c++ is kinda cute ngl

[vital willow]

[icy terrace]

@vast gorge fav mod, qtest mod

[vital willow]

child in #development: why my c++ btot nto workojg

[icy terrace]

@vital willow 1 question

[craggy crown]

you need to compile it to english

[icy terrace]

Every heard of a person named vincy? Yes?

[gritty spruce]

Nu I not timo

[vital willow]

[opaque trail]

the star gang is here

[craggy crown]

@noderators qt

the star gang is here
family

[icy terrace]

@vital willow let me tell a story of him

Hes a person, who doesnt code, and get me and another guy to code the bot for him

And he said that he is a coder

[opaque trail]

wew

paying someone = coding

[vital willow]

so you are his developers nice

[icy terrace]

He also copy code and we both put spagetti code into his bot

[vital willow]

lol

[icy terrace]

@vital willow nah m8 we are firned, but i hate him now

[vital willow]

I'd do the same

[icy terrace]

He used to have a bot here, i believe its gone

[opaque trail]

cool

[icy terrace]

Yeah

Very cool indeed

[rigid hinge]

tmw it takes 100ms to fetch a guild in my cluster lib

i fuckin despise it here

[icy terrace]

Thats slow

[rigid hinge]

yeah i know and its pissing me off

[icy terrace]

Should only take 10 ms, smh

Bad cluster slapp

[rigid hinge]

it only takes 13ms to say that the guild isnt there

[vital willow]

make the cluster suffer

[rigid hinge]

so all that time is spent transferring the actual data :/

i mean atleast there's caching but im still pogn't rn

[icy terrace]

@rigid hinge make the cluster faster

[rigid hinge]

currently it's
Requesting cluster => HTTP => Master process
Master process calculates which cluster the guild should be on
Master process => worker_thread comms => that cluster
that cluster finds the guild
that cluster => worker_thread comms => master (with guild data)
Master process => HTTP response => requesting cluster

[icy terrace]

you look like you have a brain

maybe

[rigid hinge]

possibly

[brittle narwhal]

Berry qt

[boreal hearth]

me: onto an FC
osu!: no freezes and fails me

[warm pond]

Art

[torn trellis]

You are art

[warm pond]

[torn trellis]

@brittle narwhal Since you seem interested in doing something with C#

How would an object without new behave with properties

class Yeet
{
    public string yolo;
}

class Puroguramingu
{
    static void Main()
    {
        Yeet ily, gay;
        ily = Yeet();
        string you_are_ugly = ily.yolo;
    }
}```

Would you_are_ugly be an empty string?

[brittle narwhal]

Yeah as far as I can tell

You're not specifically setting a value anywhere

[torn trellis]

and if I do something like

        Yeet ily, gay;
        ily = Yeet();
        ily.yolo = "baka";
        string nani = Yeet().yolo;```

What would nani be

[brittle narwhal]

Should just output baka

[torn trellis]

Then if I use new in gay

It would be reset to an empty string?

[boreal hearth]

can I use google analytics to track my bot's server count

[brittle narwhal]

I have no idea what gay even is. If you want to reset an string you can just do Yeet().yolo = null or Yeet().yolo = "".

I generally only call news when calling a static object/method from a non static one (I believe).

[opaque trail]

Huh

[torn trellis]

Oh, I have Rider open

Might as well just test it manually

[boreal hearth]

flood

[warm pond]

It do be shit posting though

[boreal hearth]

yes but isn't flooding against the rules

you could've sent it as a gif instead

[timber coral]

can I use google analytics to track my bot's server count
@boreal hearth uhhhh wellll not really what it was meant for but you might be able to make it work ig

[boreal hearth]

since for me, it's just flood, the emojis doesn't even play since I have them disabled for better performance

[warm pond]

Just use grafana and track it yourself

I don't think it's flood smh

It's one message

But whatever

[icy terrace]

Imma be honest, grafana is very epic

[boreal hearth]

I don't even know how I am supposed to make a graph. I kinda just want to send the value to an api every hour, so that way it then will just add that to a graph allowing me to see the growth overtime

[warm pond]

Use a time series db

[icy terrace]

Grafana doesn't require you to know how to make a graph really, all u gotta do is push data

[brittle narwhal]

~~I'll push my data to you 😳 ~~

[icy terrace]

OwO

[boreal hearth]

alright, do I have to host grafana myself, or does it have a website where I can view it

[warm pond]

You can use a free one

They host it for you

But that's limited features

[boreal hearth]

ah, alright, thank you ^^

[rigid hinge]

shiv the naming why

[boreal hearth]

I'll give it a look real quick

[icy terrace]

It's very lightweight to run on your own

[warm pond]

You still have to host the db yourself though

[boreal hearth]

that's fine

[torn trellis]

Beery

It was indentional

[rigid hinge]

3rd times the charm?

[torn trellis]

I gurss

[brittle narwhal]

Shiv when we collabing on a project then

[torn trellis]

What project would it be

[brittle narwhal]

Idk but something

[torn trellis]

I don't even know how to send HTTP requests, though

[brittle narwhal]

Don't worry about it

[rigid hinge]

stop it

[torn trellis]

[warm pond]

[icy terrace]

[opaque trail]

No waifu

@desert flame do u donate to them

[desert flame]

I just have just barely enough money

[opaque trail]

good

well not good but... not donating is good

[desert flame]

besides a lot of people already do that

[opaque trail]

tru

[rigid hinge]

can i give someone money to key unicode fonts to their latin look alikes lmao

[boreal hearth]

@warm pond how do I set up the data to grafana

[pallid pebble]

@boreal hearth qt

[boreal hearth]

@pallid pebble lies

[pallid pebble]

no

[opaque trail]

@pallid pebble that is one of the biggest lies aprixia tells himself just deal with it

[warm pond]

@boreal hearth set up the time-series DB and send data to it

Then just connect to the DB in Grafana

[opaque trail]

interesting

[warm pond]

I would recommend InfluxDB

[opaque trail]

i should use grafana for my api but cba to impliment shit

[boreal hearth]

ah, alright, thank you ^^ I'll look at it soon

[opaque trail]

i wonder how many times i hv bothered timoo about setting up premium features with patreon

[warm pond]

Yes

[opaque trail]

not a number but yes

@warm pond

no homo

[warm pond]

qtpi

[opaque trail]

🇶🍵 🥧

[sacred kelp]

regional indicator q green tea pie

[opaque trail]

wew

[icy drift]

what happens if u remove your discord bot from top.gg and add it again

[opaque trail]

nothing

u just hv to wait a long time

[icy drift]

oh

[opaque trail]

time to make my sublime theme more easy to edit

[torn trellis]

I can't even call that abusing queue system to get on the trending new bots section

because review ETA is 5 whole ass weeks and increasing

[opaque trail]

yea u cant rlly do it anymore

[icy drift]

lmao

wait what's the current wait time

[torn trellis]

Well I did just say

[opaque trail]

bruh

[torn trellis]

5 whole ass weeks and increasing

[icy drift]

5 weeks?

[torn trellis]

or even more

[opaque trail]

the bot queue size is supa large

[torn trellis]

VERY

[icy drift]

i need to help top.gg

i wonder what the quota is

2 bots a week

[icy terrace]

shivaco

it's 10 months, wdym'

[icy drift]

shit someone deleted my bot

[median belfry]

[icy drift]

damn that was me

[median belfry]

rip mr. coku

[icy drift]

He is my friend lol

[icy terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhIScvlFn2w

[icy drift]

the bot is just way different now than what it was first advertized

[rigid hinge]

when you see this you know some shits bouta go down lmfao

[opaque trail]

@icy drift did u know u could edit the description?

[icy drift]

[sick cargo]

Goodmorning

[icy drift]

i forgot how to style it in css

[opaque trail]

huh

noone:
Telk: imma make a sublime theme in vsc

[icy drift]

i currently use owl and it looks hawt

[desert flame]

@warm pond @fluid obsidian

I showed an wanna be akali main the (I main akali mid) guy that dark harvest works and scales nicely in late game

[opaque trail]

wew

[desert flame]

LMAO they are arguing cause they lost that complete dr game

[rigid hinge]

guys i figured it out

i only need to spawn 150010001 shards to get each server on its own shard, pog

[opaque trail]

my theme kinda dark

welp time to make one for sammy whammy

[pallid pebble]

rawr

[opaque trail]

rawr

[opaque trail]

imagine sharding

[icy terrace]

imagine having 1k+ guilds

[opaque trail]

btw @torn trellis how is neko?

[icy terrace]

imagine actually glitching discord by being in 101 guilds while the limit is 100

[opaque trail]

I accidently added my bot into 101 servers

[icy drift]

wait how do u get ur bot certified?

[torn trellis]

https://top.gg/certification

[icy drift]

shit

[opaque trail]

is it opened?

sad

[torn trellis]

I'm thinking of writing a Python script on my VPS to visit our college website every hour and go through all pages to see if there's anything new

[icy drift]

can i change the bots name text font in top.gg?

[torn trellis]

Are you asking if it's possible, how to, or whether it's allowed?

[icy drift]

is it allowed in the first place?

[torn trellis]

Sure, if you don't make it invisible or apply seizure-inducing CSS to it

(aka common sense)

[icy drift]

yeah got ya

now i just have to find out how to

oho i did it

[icy drift]

can i add a link to the bot's name

oh nvm

[opaque trail]

anyone wanna watch my sublime color scheme slowly change color

[cedar seal]

chroma?

[opaque trail]

no

im changing the color scheme

[cedar seal]

oh

[solar sentinel]

make an npp theme

[opaque trail]

hmm

i dont hv a windows machine

[solar sentinel]

i would use it if you can make one

[icy drift]

is this ok?

[opaque trail]

@solar sentinel why thou

[pallid pebble]

lol

[solar sentinel]

wdym

[opaque trail]

wut u use npp for

[solar sentinel]

coding, yes

i code aeon on npp

[opaque trail]

and why my theme

[solar sentinel]

because i'm currently using solarized and i probably should switch to something else but the default themes are ass

[opaque trail]

hmm

why do u use npp thou

[solar sentinel]

because it's light

[opaque trail]

use sublime

[solar sentinel]

too used to npp

[opaque trail]

i see

maybe ill make a theme one day or smthn

does npp even exist on mac?

and hopefully it isnt dick making a theme

[icy drift]

i'm a pro

[opaque trail]

smh

[warm pond]

[torn trellis]

MY SCHOOL'S WEBSITE IS SO FUCKED

[zenith wyvern]

Not good

U know what else is not good

[wet fern]

MY SCHOOL'S WEBSITE IS SO FUCKED
@torn trellis why

[zenith wyvern]

The fact that people think 300 characters is hard to write

[wet fern]

lol

[torn trellis]

The CSS is just so ugly

[wet fern]

its not if u know about ur bot properly

[torn trellis]

Like why does this overlap

[zenith wyvern]

Show us a pic

Oh Christ

[wet fern]

The CSS is just so ugly
@torn trellis oh

[fickle marten]

Where might I advertise for help with coders and moderators of my bot support server?

[wet fern]

oof