memes-and-media

[rigid hinge]

and my dog will literally never bark bite or scratch except for when its excited it barks

[gilded owl]

thonk

[versed hollow]

Berry

dog reveal when?

[balmy nebula]

that was like the worst time to speedread

[gilded owl]

i won't yell or hit people except for when i'm angry

[rigid hinge]

and cats will

[versed hollow]

Parm is a cat

[balmy nebula]

i wish i could hit someone

without getting my shit rocked

[versed hollow]

lmfao

[gilded owl]

last time i've been clawed by my cat was like 5 years ago at least

[rigid hinge]

parm rl?

[versed hollow]

just get yourself a little brother

[gilded owl]

and i do all sorts of dumb shit to my cat

no

[balmy nebula]

i have a little sister

[versed hollow]

that won’t work

[brazen pebble]

@balmy nebula me and u

[fleet herald]

Last time I was clawed was when I was playing with her and I guess she didn't mean to

[brazen pebble]

now

[versed hollow]

FIGHT

[gilded owl]

godot's dumb sammy

[brazen pebble]

netplay

[gilded owl]

they don't even have full c# support 😔

[balmy nebula]

retroarch machine broke

[versed hollow]

computer machine broke

[rigid hinge]

also imagine having a shit box in your house

[gilded owl]

imagine having to let your dog outside to piss lmfao

[rigid hinge]

imagine being able to let your cat outside

[brazen pebble]

c# support is experimental lmfao of course it won't have it full

[gilded owl]

that's dumb

it shouldn't be experimental

they should just support every language

[balmy nebula]

@gilded owl there's this amazing thing called doggy doors

[rigid hinge]

also a dog shitting outside is way better than having a cat shit inside

[brazen pebble]

the main language is gdscript 🙃

[gilded owl]

how's it better

[rigid hinge]

because it doesn't fucking smell and you dont have to maintenance

[gilded owl]

that's why you don't put the litterbox next to the fucking kitchen table?

[versed hollow]

your dog can go outside and take a shit how do you mean “how is that better”

[rigid hinge]

ours was in the bathroom

[gilded owl]

i've never smelt cat shit inside the house unless i'm within a foot of the litterbox and bending over

[balmy nebula]

at least i don't have to spend an extra $30 every 3 months on a carpet kingdom so my pet doesn't scratch my furniture

[rigid hinge]

there shouldnt be any spot in your house where it smells like literal cat shit

atleast i dont have to fucking pluck my nose when i clean my dogs poop

[versed hollow]

exactly

[opaque trail]

No pet gang

[brazen pebble]

my cat goes outside to piss and shit lolololololol

[gilded owl]

then train your cat to go outside?

[rigid hinge]

good luck training a fucking cat to do what u want lmfao

[gilded owl]

litter training a cat is the easiest fucking thing in the world

[versed hollow]

I mean unless you feed your dog something bad, the shit won’t smell as bad as a cats

[gilded owl]

put the cat where you want it to shit

[rigid hinge]

litterboxes still fuckin smell 4head

[gilded owl]

then do it outside 4head

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble even your cat wants to be a dog

[rigid hinge]

it still fuckin smells 4head

[gilded owl]

you live in a city i think you can deal with cat shit

[rigid hinge]

when ur cat shit is sitting there for longer than an hour it smells bad and then u have to clean it which it smells

[gilded owl]

there's far worse smells from alleyways

[rigid hinge]

okay but i dont live in an alleyway thats the point

[gilded owl]

and you don't go outside either?

[rigid hinge]

outside doesnt smell as bad as u think

[gilded owl]

yeah it does

it's not like i've never been to ny

[rigid hinge]

bruh i literally live here how r u gonna tell me that it smells

[gilded owl]

every major city smells like shit and piss somewhere

[opaque trail]

It probs will smell as bad once it stacks

[versed hollow]

depends on where you’re at

[rigid hinge]

somewhere

[versed hollow]

in ny

[gilded owl]

and somewhere refers to alleyways

not hard to catch a whiff when you're walking past

[rigid hinge]

i dont live in an alleyway, you live in a house with a shit box

[versed hollow]

Alleyways stink

[rigid hinge]

cat owners are just scent blind completely to it

[versed hollow]

^

[opaque trail]

Lol

[rigid hinge]

everytime i step foot in a house with someone who owns a cat it smells rancid

[gilded owl]

you still have to smell dog shit when you're cleaning it up anyways what's your fucking point

[rigid hinge]

no you dont 4head

it takes like an hour for it to start actually smelling

[gilded owl]

that's... that's not how smells work

[rigid hinge]

its how shit smell works

[opaque trail]

I mean

[gilded owl]

so when you take a shit

[opaque trail]

Smell slowly diffuses

[rigid hinge]

dog shit smell

[gilded owl]

dog shit smell is still shit smell

[rigid hinge]

i pick up dog shit all the time mate it doesnt smell

[gilded owl]

hah berry touches dog shit @everyone @here

[rigid hinge]

and your parents dont? smh

[balmy nebula]

dog shit really smells like nothing when it just came out

[gilded owl]

no, we have a cat

are you illiterate berry?

[rigid hinge]

oh so u just let the cat shit sit in the litter box forever right

[opaque trail]

Lol

[rigid hinge]

and even if dog shit smells cat shit that sits in a box for hours on end is obviously going to smell worse

[gilded owl]

then clean your litter box after your cat shits if you're that anal about the smell

[rigid hinge]

which in turns make ur most effective argument still more inconvenient then having a dog

[gilded owl]

that's not my most effective argument

[rigid hinge]

against dog shit cat shit

[gilded owl]

and it doesn't fucking matter because we're coming into this argument closed-minded anyways

so it's not like anyone's going to be changing any opinions any time soon

[rigid hinge]

still fun kekw

[gilded owl]

go pick up dog shit or whatever you do i'm going to eat supper

[opaque trail]

Lol

[rigid hinge]

eating supper in a house that smells like cat dookie

[balmy nebula]

@gilded owl it's all fun and games til your cat gets into the vodka

[rigid hinge]

nah hes not a twitch streamer

[balmy nebula]

me reviewing memes on tiktok:
twitch: HE JUST BROKE LIKE 90 GUIDELINES
lady spitting vodka into her cats mouth and throwing it around her room:
simp twitch staff: females are above the law 🤷‍♂️

[strange ice]

Shitpost more like post shit

[agile mulch]

Lol

I pushed a kid In a wheelchair into fire just to call it hot wheels

[tired totem]

Hey can someone say "hhAH" for me please?

I need to test something

[agile mulch]

hhAH

[tired totem]

No hhAH

[agile mulch]

hhAH

[sacred kelp]

hhAH

[tired totem]

Ok it didn't work that's cool

wait

[balmy nebula]

@tired totem stop being a furry

[tired totem]

no

[agile mulch]

Lol

[tired totem]

OH

I really need to use an ide for this

[agile mulch]

why do you

[tired totem]

Because I keep messing stuff up

[agile mulch]

SO HOW IS EVERYONE

[tired totem]

hhAHAaAHAhHHAhHHAhAa

Ok try it now

[lusty cliff]

Just use google docs to code

[tired totem]

Type "hhAH" and let's see if it works

[sacred kelp]

hhAH

[tired totem]

ok nice didn't work

epic

[balmy nebula]

you people are just letting yourselves get baited into moaning

[tired totem]

No I actually am doing something

[agile mulch]

the person who was texting has died

[tired totem]

It's quadernary or however you spell it but I replace numbers with letters

So I can type:

hhAHAHAaAhAAAHaHAHAaahaaAhHAAhAAAHaHAHaHAhaAAhAHAhAA

And decode it to:

test message

[agile mulch]

I'ma text like this forever

[tired totem]

§

[agile mulch]

uhhhh

[timid stream]

UwU

[tired totem]

Section sign is my identifier. All messages encoded start with it. hhAH encoded to section sign.

[agile mulch]

UwU

[timid stream]

so...?

[lusty cliff]

[timid stream]

xigyyyyy

hi qt

[tired totem]

hhAH

hmm

Ok try now

I think its just not updating it.

hhAH

[timid stream]

what are you doing pint?

[tired totem]

I'm making a plugin for a discord mod called powercord. It let's you encode messages in quaternary and it changes the numbers to a, A, h, H. I'm trying to get it to automatically decode a message when someone sends it.

[timid stream]

ooooo

you genius

[tired totem]

https://github.com/PintTheDragon/powercord-scream

[opaque trail]

bruh

imagine using client mods

[tired totem]

hhAHAahAAhHAAhaAAhAHAhhAAhHhAhAAahaaAhHhAhHHAHAa

[opaque trail]

tbf the stable client eats ram

[sacred kelp]

then just dont use the stable one mmlol

[timid stream]

opera gx consume less ram than chrome

[tired totem]

Could someone please type "hhAH" though

[sacred kelp]

hhAH

[tired totem]

wtf

[rigid hinge]

oh so this guy just admitted to client mods, pog

[timid stream]

there are lot of guys here who uses client mods

[tired totem]

I mean theres a whole server with a shit ton of people on it for powercord

[opaque trail]

@sacred kelp all discord clients eats ram

[sacred kelp]

fair

[opaque trail]

if there is electron there is ram

[tired totem]

If discord really wanted to they could just remove the server

[rigid hinge]

its basically removed anyways cuz theres no member cap upping for it

also u typing it is literal proof that can be ezpz reported to tns lmao

[tired totem]

I don't understand why this isn't working :/

[opaque trail]

how is it still Million's bday

[dapper oasis]

idk

[gilded owl]

@tired totem wait why quaternary

[tired totem]

Binary but 4

[gilded owl]

i know what it is

but why quaternary

[tired totem]

Oh read wrong. To save space

[dapper oasis]

technically its my birthday for like 3 more hours

[timid stream]

@dapper oasis HAPPY BDAY

[tired totem]

It would be double length if I used binary

[dapper oasis]

ty

[gilded owl]

you can already represent quaternary within binary

[topaz flicker]

....

[tired totem]

Yeah but it's longer

[gilded owl]

and unless you have chipsets that use 4 values per bit then it's still just binary

[rigid hinge]

he does have that

[gilded owl]

damn

[rigid hinge]

HhAa is the set

[sacred kelp]

hAHahhhqHAhhaHAh

[gilded owl]

quinternary time

[tired totem]

I encode the message in binary. Then I replace characters to a and h

[timid stream]

hahHahAhaha Hahha

[tired totem]

It's not about the actual storage.

[gilded owl]

oh it's just an encoding method

okay nvm

[tired totem]

t -> 0011 (it's probably actually not). Both are strings

[opaque trail]

hmm

what are u trying to do?

[tired totem]

I'm trying to automatically decode messages.

[opaque trail]

hmm

[gilded owl]

oh it's quinary not quinternary

damn

[fleet herald]

@dapper oasis birth

[dapper oasis]

yes

[gilded owl]

@dapper oasis birth?

[dapper oasis]

yes

[gilded owl]

nice

[dapper oasis]

ty

[tired totem]

@dapper oasis it's your birth anniversary

[dapper oasis]

ye

[gilded owl]

i wish you a merry birth

[dapper oasis]

ty

[tired totem]

happy day

[sacred kelp]

congratulations on death evasion for yet another year

[opaque trail]

i wish u out of the womb day

[tired totem]

[fleet herald]

Did you know? Your birthday lasts approximately 24 hours a year

[sacred kelp]

no i did not

[dapper oasis]

ik im getting pretty good at that avoiding death thing

[brazen pebble]

happy womb eviction anniversary

[opaque trail]

sammy how is my shitty theme and color scheme

[tired totem]

Do you want it to get more challenging then?

Hard mode

[brazen pebble]

i didn't use it yet lmao

[opaque trail]

[gilded owl]

@rigid hinge rate my game idea

[brazen pebble]

ill get it tomorrow im watching anime

[opaque trail]

its fine lol

[gilded owl]

so you know those like 2d flash games where there were cameras and guards and stuff and you had to sneak past them

[timid stream]

how much ram will consume rythm?

[opaque trail]

i probs gotta rewrite my notes for school so fuck

[fleet herald]

how much ram will consume rythm?
@timid stream they don't have a single server not even close

[timid stream]

but imagine

[fleet herald]

Considering they use jda you can prob just mjtliply my bots usage by it's size

It's almost 100x the size so that's 800gb

[brazen pebble]

it takes terabytes

[timid stream]

ill get it tomorrow im watching anime
uwu same, wa, want, watch with... me?

[opaque trail]

wew

[tired totem]

...

[brazen pebble]

no dep it takes 100tb

[fleet herald]

Considering they use jda you can prob just mjtliply my bots usage by it's size
@fleet herald this is extremely unscentific don't quote me

[tired totem]

nope I'm just dumb

[brazen pebble]

🧠

[timid stream]

i forget where my bot folder is

[tired totem]

Could someone type "hhAh" rq plz

[timid stream]

hhAh

[dapper oasis]

seems like spam

or selfbot

[tired totem]

actually wtf

It prints it

[timid stream]

send screenshot

plz

[tired totem]

But if I use .startsWith("hhAh"), nothing happens :/

[timid stream]

oo

[tired totem]

...

hhAHAHAa

My check was for "hhAH". Was I always saying "hhAh"?

[gilded owl]

bruh i cleaned my mouse last week and it's already jam packed with more dead skin

[timid stream]

¿?

[gilded owl]

how much skin do i shed jesus

[tired totem]

OH. COMPUTER MOUSE!

[timid stream]

parm do you have a mouse as pet?

[gilded owl]

cats and mice don't mix too well so no

[sacred kelp]

feed your cat the mice

[gilded owl]

also ew mice are gross

[timid stream]

you know cats dont hunt mouses, just play with it and eventually mouse dies

[sacred kelp]

aka

[gilded owl]

i disagree

[brazen pebble]

i disagree

[timid stream]

google it

[gilded owl]

i've seen my cat being playful with mice throwing them up in the air and whatnot but i've also seen him just catch them and eat them

[timid stream]

mouse eventually die

[sacred kelp]

because the cat ate it?

[tired totem]

hhAH

[timid stream]

yes

[tired totem]

I think I got it working this time. Could someone say "hhAH" rq plz

[brazen pebble]

i mean cats can eat rats and mice are tiny

[tired totem]

I think throwing them in the air is a bit more than playful

[timid stream]

in the world are rats more bigger than cats

[sacred kelp]

hhAH

[tired totem]

n o

[gilded owl]

i mean either way regardless of if he eats it or plays with it it's one less mouse to worry about getting into our house so

well that's assuming he doesn't drag it into the house

[timid stream]

parm imagine this:
im a kid and youre a pancake, first maybe ill play with you but later ill eat you

[sacred kelp]

is your cat biologically related to you

[gilded owl]

yes

[timid stream]

jly i forget to say you qt, u qt

[gilded owl]

we both likely originate from the same source

[sacred kelp]

cool

[brazen pebble]

my cat is my sister wym

[gilded owl]

catgirl!?!?!?

[timid stream]

uwu wheres sister rn? ok no

[brazen pebble]

😳

[timid stream]

im not that kind of person

is just a furry more in the world smh

[gilded owl]

damn my handwriting has become completely different

[young vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513451235374792714/751243844116414545/2020-09-04_02-04-57_1.mp4
r/idiotsinvirtualcars

[opaque trail]

wew relatable

[gilded owl]

now it's even less readable pog

[timid stream]

send photo

[gilded owl]

my handwriting is a modern enigma

[brazen pebble]

i write cursive

[gilded owl]

i write cursive

[fleet herald]

Literally any being including viruses you could trace an origin of us and them that's just the theory of evolution at play

[gilded owl]

the writing/printing thing is the superior way of describing handwriting

cursive is a dumb name

[sacred kelp]

my handwriting is one of the worst handwriting ive ever seen

[gilded owl]

but no screw cursive

screw normal writing as well

typing be best if you want words down fast

[brazen pebble]

i write as fast as i type

[opaque trail]

how fast do u type?

[sacred kelp]

how did you learn this power

[gilded owl]

you must type awful slowly

or write at an ungodly speed

[opaque trail]

^

[brazen pebble]

is 80wpm slow

[gilded owl]

how the hell do you write 80wpm

[brazen pebble]

idk bruh

[sacred kelp]

i use 5 fingers and 60wpm

[gilded owl]

i'd estimate my writing to be about 30wpm at most

[brazen pebble]

cursive probably helps

[gilded owl]

typing i peak at around 100wpm and sustain ~70-80 with errors factored in

[timid stream]

1wpm

[gilded owl]

yeah but 80wpm is like wristbreaking speeds

[timid stream]

i havent write in like 2 days

[icy terrace]

Thats about what I type at

most of the time

[gilded owl]

1 wpm is equivalent to about 5 cpm

[timid stream]

zorowooooooo

[gilded owl]

so that's 400 characters per minute

or 6.6 characters per second

[sacred kelp]

writing cursiven't is hard for me because i write cursive 99.8% of the time

[timid stream]

4 chars per sec

[gilded owl]

i've never bothered to learn anything other than my name

[timid stream]

writing cursiven't is hard for me because i write cursive 99.8% of the time
same

[gilded owl]

which even then when i'm signing stuff i just print my name out

[brazen pebble]

i have a "proper" signature

[sacred kelp]

proper in double quotes

[gilded owl]

there's very little point to it imo

[timid stream]

parm why you make your fpf soo tasty?

[brazen pebble]

1s unreadable shit

[gilded owl]

unless you're a doctor it's just a waste of time to learn

[brazen pebble]

cursive was required in grade 4 by our teacher

[gilded owl]

we did one lesson in grade 3 on cursive

[sacred kelp]

cursive was required since the start of my school

[gilded owl]

my mother tried to make me do a bunch of cursive worksheet books but they're still sitting in a drawer lmfao

could go do them rn if i wanted to

[sacred kelp]

do it bro

[brazen pebble]

it isn't needed in hs at all but i write so slow normally xd

[gilded owl]

nah gotta stream myself doing it

i'm trying to focus less on speed now and more on legibility

[gilded owl]

at least for school note stuff

[sacred kelp]

i write cursive badly and normal really badly

[alpine flicker]

lmao i can't get over this meme

[sacred kelp]

normal i mean cursivenot

[alpine flicker]

also admiral bahroo talked to me today

[gilded owl]

most teachers give you enough time to write like 5 lines of notes for each point so there's no point in rushing

[brazen pebble]

how

[alpine flicker]

i was just asking about copyright and he answered lmao

[gilded owl]

and if it's that bad i can just type up the notes then copy them onto paper after

[sacred kelp]

reminded me that yesterday our comp teacher gave us half an hour to write a paragraph

[alpine flicker]

alr i feel like im not here, am i here?

do yall see me?

[brazen pebble]

classes have like 2 pages each topic

[sacred kelp]

even allowed us to screenshot instead of writing

[alpine flicker]

damn im being ignored 💯

[sacred kelp]

bahroo who

[gilded owl]

i'm really not looking forward to school though

i don't know how the hell the teachers are gonna do it

[alpine flicker]

admiral bahroo, the panda

[brazen pebble]

u randomly joined an ongoing conversation so uhhhhhhhhhh

[alpine flicker]

i know lmao

[gilded owl]

they basically merged 4 periods per day into one period

that's fucked

[sacred kelp]

bruh what

[alpine flicker]

[timid stream]

uwu

[analog lark]

haha https://img.ichigo.uk/FETFzjQsWcec.png

[gilded owl]

6 hours - (45 mins for lunch + 3 10 min blocks between periods)

5 hours of learning a day

that means we have to spend 5 hours in one fucking subject

[brazen pebble]

u have breaks between periods???

[gilded owl]

my attention span is approximately -3.2 nanoseconds

the average attention span is approximately -4.8 nanoseconds

i seriously hope that they don't try doing 4 lessons a day

[opaque trail]

why do i hv to be in class

[gilded owl]

because if that's the case i seriously am going to lose my shit

[sacred kelp]

in an english meeting rn and couldnt care less

[brazen pebble]

idk what my school is doing

[balmy nebula]

you know how many people use roo pfps without asking

[opaque trail]

a metric ton

[gilded owl]

skull where'd your nose go btw

[timid stream]

teaching

[brazen pebble]

what pfps

[balmy dragon]

@balmy dragon that new pfp is like switching from source to source 2
@pallid sun you like it? 🙂 its exactly the same 3d assets used to make the static render version, been meaning to do a rotating one for months... i even made it an emoji 😄

[balmy nebula]

i forgot to mention it to the artist

[balmy dragon]

[gilded owl]

shouldn't it be assumed that you have a nose

[sacred kelp]

lol

[timid stream]

@balmy dragon help we miss brain

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble

[brazen pebble]

it should be easy to add urself tho

[gilded owl]

fixed it for you in paint

that looks more comfortable being able to breathe through nostrils

[balmy nebula]

why do i have a monkey nose

[brazen pebble]

no wtf

[gilded owl]

because i cba to do something proper

i'm busy brainstorming game design

then i have to learn how the hell godot works

[timid stream]

uwu

@open dock want a hug?

[open dock]

maybe

[gilded owl]

please don't use emotes that are flashy like that

[timid stream]

take hug

[open dock]

ty

[flat matrix]

i don't know how the hell the teachers are gonna do it
@gilded owl bad wifi

[gilded owl]

huh?

[flat matrix]

teachers have BAD wifi

[gilded owl]

i mean teachers' wifi doesn't really affect in-school learning

[flat matrix]

one of the teachers thought having apps open on YOUR computer affected HER computer

it does

the teachers disconnect like every few minutes

[brazen pebble]

it can actually

[gilded owl]

okay but it's in-school learning

[flat matrix]

oh in school ok

i thought you mean t online

[brazen pebble]

network worms

[flat matrix]

thanks sammy-ette

[gilded owl]

and yes having programs open on your computer does affect their computer

[flat matrix]

i too like to use a network worm on my teacher

[timid stream]

oh i just remember hallowing is close

[gilded owl]

take for example whatever you're using to conference with them

[flat matrix]

ok but i dont think having discord open will affect her chromebook

i started just playing r6 didnt make it worse/better

[gilded owl]

so while the teacher wasn't technically wrong, she wasn't exactly right either

[brazen pebble]

internet speed too

[sacred kelp]

yes if you are using discord

[flat matrix]

no stop using logic against me

please agree with me

[sacred kelp]

no

[flat matrix]

i must complain to feel better about myself

[balmy nebula]

my parents really don't want me to get a new computer

[brazen pebble]

more users slower wifi

[flat matrix]

ok but more users

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble do you think i'm past due for a new computer

[icy terrace]

no

[flat matrix]

i dont see how something that happens on my computer will affect her

[brazen pebble]

no

ur past due updating java

[icy terrace]

haha you dont know vbscript 🤓 wait whats a javascript

[brazen pebble]

cringe

[balmy nebula]

minecraft performs like shit on this computer

[icy terrace]

i actually agre!111

[balmy nebula]

and this computer burns because it can't vent properly

[brazen pebble]

just play bedrock

[balmy nebula]

on linux

[sacred kelp]

just dont play minecraft

[brazen pebble]

yes

mcpelauncher

[gilded owl]

dep did you turn on portuguese subtitles on my youtube again

i have no clue why it played the video with subtitles on not to mention in portuguese

[sacred kelp]

needs some 'splaining

[gilded owl]

oh pog godot has a visual scripting language

[sacred kelp]

what is godot

[gilded owl]

game engine

[sacred kelp]

ok

[gilded owl]

ko

my goal for this game is to make the ai not dumb

which will be a hard task considering i have very little game dev experience and 0 ai experience

[deft geyser]

while(goingToLose){
  dont();
}```

[gilded owl]

like i want my ai to call reinforcements when necessary and actually work together to clear angles and stuff where you're probably hiding

but i've gotta start from the start

[brazen pebble]

ok

[deft geyser]

you good?

[gilded owl]

now i also want the enemies to be circles but they're red circles which hopefully won't be too hard

[deft geyser]

just gonna ban you if you keep spamming that tbh

[gilded owl]

but i want the enemies, when you attack them, to spring a leak and leak their red all over the place

[versed hollow]

you ever just DVD Drive?

[sacred kelp]

no

[median belfry]

smh

[analog lark]

@undone palm

[versed hollow]

@gilded owl

[gilded owl]

sigh

[versed hollow]

Nice parm

[gilded owl]

thank you bean

[brazen pebble]

ban speedrun bet

[deft geyser]

np

[brazen pebble]

that was pretty slow tho

[versed hollow]

thanks bean

[brazen pebble]

shit strat

[undone palm]

ack

@analog lark

[deft geyser]

spamming simp is so last week

smh

[gilded owl]

get with the times old man

[undone palm]

[analog lark]

Sorry dylan

[undone palm]

Sorry was playing with cat

Lol don't be sorry

[analog lark]

Bean beat you

[deft geyser]

[brazen pebble]

gotta spam hentai 😎

[undone palm]

uhoh

[gilded owl]

don't give them ideas sammy

[brazen pebble]

:bruh:

[fleet herald]

You ever just exist for too long

[deft geyser]

yeah

[fleet herald]

Is it just me or does chrome crash when I try to open a mildly big file on GitHub

Android

[brazen pebble]

nah

[gilded owl]

now opinion, if i implement a fog-of-war system would I be better off centering the camera on the player or letting the player move the camera freely

[fleet herald]

I have 12gb of ram in this thing like c'mon

[brazen pebble]

if i open anything large my tab dies

[undone palm]

@gilded owl Either work fine?

[fleet herald]

now opinion, if i implement a fog-of-war system would I be better off centering the camera on the player or letting the player move the camera freely
@gilded owl so a first person camera

[gilded owl]

not first person

it's a top-down 2d view

[fleet herald]

Tf is a fog of war

[undone palm]

So not isometric?

Fog of war means an area you can't see.

[gilded owl]

fog of war obscures stuff that's outside of your range of vision

eg behind a wall

[brazen pebble]

make it a configurable option?

[balmy nebula]

@fleet herald silentos nudes got leaked

[fleet herald]

Who's silentos

[gilded owl]

no @brazen pebble that's lame

[undone palm]

Well Fog of war can help with rendering and other things

[balmy nebula]

the whip naenae guy

[brazen pebble]

teeworlds has both bruh

[gilded owl]

it's basically essential to gameplay

[fleet herald]

Fog of war will do the opposite of helping with rendering

[brazen pebble]

a

[gilded owl]

cause it's kind of lame if you can just pan over to a room and see exactly where everyone is

[fleet herald]

You'll need to calculate if the player has line of sight

[undone palm]

raycasting isn't that greedy

?

[brazen pebble]

center on player

[gilded owl]

that could end up being more efficient than rendering a bunch of stuff though

[fleet herald]

You have to raycast across world geometry

[gilded owl]

plus it's only 2d so

[undone palm]

it's a 2d plane?

[fleet herald]

It's only gonna be efficient if you fill the thing up with stuff with more expansive shaders

[gilded owl]

i doubt it's going to be hard on fps anyways

[undone palm]

lighting goes brrr

[brazen pebble]

time to make a generic top down shooter 😎

[gilded owl]

not generic

it's slightly ungeneric

[fleet herald]

i doubt it's going to be hard on fps anyways
@gilded owl it won't but also won't be faster :^)

[brazen pebble]

mine would be

[gilded owl]

and i'm mostly doing it to learn ai stuff because the ai is probably going to be the hardest part

[undone palm]

ai is biased

good luck

[gilded owl]

i'm just gonna shut up and finish this tutorial before continuing

at least figure out how the hell godot works

[brazen pebble]

ai more like move to ur exact coords

[white dagger]

there will come a day where your home computers gpu won't be able to handle minecraft

sad music

[vernal wave]

[gilded owl]

my goal is to make the ai actually semi-realistically search around rather than just wallhacking

[brazen pebble]

doubt

[gilded owl]

eg if you run past the dude making a bunch of noise they're going to call in reinforcements and do a perimeter sweep on the area you were last seen

i might have to dumb the ai down a bit though lmfao

[brazen pebble]

if a player can't play there is no point

[gilded owl]

cause if they just lock down the perimeter and just hunt you down

that's probably too hard for most people to deal with

probably have different levels of ai difficulty

do you know those like top-down 2d stealth games where there's guards and cameras and lasers etc tho?

[white dagger]

simp

[gilded owl]

i used to love those

[brazen pebble]

i don't remember those xd

[gilded owl]

they were pretty neat but they felt a bit cheesy

most didn't have any story and the guards just followed patrol paths etc

creating a story is going to be quite difficult actually as well

time to just make it into a mobile game lmfao

[brazen pebble]

the only flash game i remember is henry stickmin

just mod cs2d xd

[gilded owl]

no

[fleet herald]

Only flash game I member is btd5

Which become a game on everything now

[gilded owl]

counter strike in 2d is a dumb concept anyways

[brazen pebble]

never played flash btd

[gilded owl]

i don't see how cs2d would be any fun at all

[fleet herald]

Simple it's not

[brazen pebble]

its a top down shooter that is csgo ezzzz

[gilded owl]

okay but let's name some csgo mechanics

[fleet herald]

Spraying

[gilded owl]

recoil

[fleet herald]

It being fun

[gilded owl]

not being able to see everything around you at one time

actually having to aim

[brazen pebble]

sprays exist in cs2d

[gilded owl]

how does that work

[fleet herald]

Sprays in 2d are gonna be shit

[brazen pebble]

spray the floor dUh

[gilded owl]

you're taking a 2 dimensional spray pattern and trying to transfer it over to 1d?

[fleet herald]

Will be entirely unpredictable

[gilded owl]

not to mention a large part of csgo is knowledge and if you are in a top-down perspective and can see everyone around you then that kinda defeats the point

[brazen pebble]

the way snipers work is odd

[gilded owl]

like even the video that warowl did of csgo in third person completely ruined the game

[fleet herald]

The whole game is lost in becoming 2d

Imagine 2d fortnite

You build by like uhh

I'm sad there's no good open source 3d engine

That's why I wanna contribute to bevy :^)

[icy terrace]

Panel Title

[brazen pebble]

use qt

[fleet herald]

Qt is not a game engine

[gilded owl]

sammy

[brazen pebble]

just make it one

[fleet herald]

No

[gilded owl]

at that point write your own engine

[brazen pebble]

I'm sad there's no good open source 3d engine
@fleet herald godot is 3d

[fleet herald]

That's what you're gonna be doing there are 0 game engine features in qt

@fleet herald godot is 3d
@brazen pebble I said "good"

[gilded owl]

kekw

[brazen pebble]

ur being like me rn bruh

[fleet herald]

There's a ton of missing features and can you imagine coding in python for a game

[brazen pebble]

or c#

[fleet herald]

Shits gonna be unoptimized as fuck that's why people use unity

C# has garbage support afaik

It also is a slow and unoptimal language

[gilded owl]

unity also uses c# tho

and i'd assume gdscript is compiled

[fleet herald]

It's actually well supported

[gilded owl]

true

[brazen pebble]

or js

[fleet herald]

JavaScript in a real time game lol tell me a better joke

[brazen pebble]

js native?

[fleet herald]

and i'd assume gdscript is compiled
@gilded owl it's very much not optimized compilation

[versed hollow]

NVMe Installed pog

[fleet herald]

js native?
@brazen pebble that's not a thing and if it is it's still slow cuz js is dynamic

[brazen pebble]

nectarjs

[opaque trail]

wouldnt suggest usin js for a game unless its a html5 game

[icy terrace]

Just make your own c game engine

[fleet herald]

If this website is anything to go by this must be shit

Just make your own c game engine
@icy terrace I wanna contribute to an experimental rust engine :^)

[opaque trail]

boot from ur ssd?

[brazen pebble]

ok can u use ur pc now xd

[versed hollow]

I can’t

[fleet herald]

Bruh

[opaque trail]

[versed hollow]

I’m going to get a spare laptop from someone and flash windows to my thumbdrive and then we boot to windows

[brazen pebble]

yea the site is shitty https://github.com/NectarJS/nectarjs

[gilded owl]

pog i've already lost all motivation to continue my game

that was easy

[timid stream]

assests dont save, what i should do?

ou god now i have 20 images

[bright plover]

h

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/PsWooo22.png

[versed hollow]

300 Robux

[timid stream]

see my status

[versed hollow]

Nice notepad idiot

[timid stream]

thanks

u 2!

[alpine flicker]

lol

[versed hollow]

Ha

[timid stream]

huhhhh

[alpine flicker]

does anybody
please have the animated party popper emoji?
the 🎉
but animated?

please asap lol

i need it for coding and i can't find it

[timid stream]

same

[opaque trail]

is it just me or looks like a person about to nom u

[timid stream]

nom?

[brazen pebble]

@fleet herald https://modeus.is-inside.me/4zhUD45S.png

[sacred kelp]

it looks like some kind of red pokemon with mouse body

[brazen pebble]

lolololololol

[opaque trail]

[alpine flicker]

I NEED THE PARTY POPPER lol

[sacred kelp]

why is it called tada

[desert flame]

yikes im starting to rack up hours

[alpine flicker]

i don't need tada tho, i need like tada but yellow and its animated

[fluid obsidian]

@raven furnace bad meme

[fluid obsidian]

Also bad meme

Stop being cringe

[fluid obsidian]

That do be true tho

We support the monke :)

[timid stream]

a web mod is here and i'm not muted, im proud of myself

finally stop being stupid in public

[opaque trail]

i guess its time to ban u

[timid stream]

But, mom!

[versed hollow]

no not me

:-cry:

[opaque trail]

@versed hollow u gonna run linux on it or naw

[versed hollow]

no

Windows boots in 11 seconds

[versed hollow]

I wasn’t ready for this

you could’ve atleast bought me a drink first

[opaque trail]

wew

[gilded owl]

it's 10:38pm but close enough, hey baby

[opaque trail]

@obtuse shoal SORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[obtuse shoal]

Ye

[flat matrix]

is making your own fake rich presence against discord ToS?

[obtuse shoal]

No

[flat matrix]

where can i do this then

[opaque trail]

bruh

[flat matrix]

;kekw;

[opaque trail]

rich presence is open to public

[flat matrix]

i mean like run it

[opaque trail]

issa open to public

[flat matrix]

i understand in dev portal

[gilded owl]

okay honestly godot is starting to piss me off

[flat matrix]

yea i was just making sure

im not about to do something im not sure is against ToS or not 'for fun'

[opaque trail]

i think it might be agaisnt tos if ur gonna make a ip logger

[gilded owl]

look at this stupid fucking robot bitch

[flat matrix]

no i just wanna vibe with one

[opaque trail]

rather than joining the game instantly u get ip loged and yea

@gilded owl looks like a robot dragon bitch

[flat matrix]

man nice job guys setting up an amazing discord server 👍

[obtuse shoal]

@chilly coyote

[opaque trail]

@flat matrix smthn like my rpc rn?

[flat matrix]

yea\

[opaque trail]

imma get banned

[flat matrix]

h u h

[gritty spruce]

Wtf did I just watch

[opaque trail]

dummy thicc

[flat matrix]

so wait telk

[opaque trail]

?

[flat matrix]

your confusing me ;w; and im not trying to get deleted

[opaque trail]

that was a joke

[flat matrix]

oh ok

[opaque trail]

all ide rpcs are custom

[flat matrix]

how would I go about doing the make the thing

[opaque trail]

u make a bot application

[flat matrix]

yea

[opaque trail]

and u add assets in the rich presence section

i hv an electron app for it

[obtuse shoal]

Says you're spotting a fy @opaque trail

[opaque trail]

what @obtuse shoal

[versed hollow]

I code at like 6 horsepower

[gritty spruce]

Telk qt

[versed hollow]

Bean-ette

[flat matrix]

and u add assets in the rich presence section
@opaque trail yea i did that

[opaque trail]

then u find a package to make an rpc

cuz we are too dumb

[flat matrix]

do you have any good ones

that you know of ;tm;

[opaque trail]

what codin lang?

[flat matrix]

js

[opaque trail]

also pls use emotes and not ; ;

[flat matrix]

fine

:pensive:

[versed hollow]

:flushedpensive:

[opaque trail]

[flat matrix]

wow ok discord

whenever i upload an asset it doesnt save

[opaque trail]

yes

u gotta click the save button

[flat matrix]

yea

i did im not like 3

[desert flame]

finally decent fps over tokyo

tho im cpu bottlenecked

[icy terrace]

Rip

[opaque trail]

wew

[desert flame]

tokyo was the hardest to run city for me

[balmy nebula]

@desert flame turn on invincibility

[brazen pebble]

lua settimeout

lua settimeout
https://modeus.is-inside.me/lb4hnx2l.png

[versed hollow]

to hell with that

[obtuse shoal]

Someone buy me new flight sim

Because poor

[versed hollow]

its $1 with gamepass

I think...

[gilded owl]

yeah you get it with gamepass and gamepass is $1 for the first month for new subs

[obtuse shoal]

Mmm

May be worth it

Thank you for the info :)

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gilded owl]

yeah fuck godot back to unity i go

[opaque trail]

make ur game in asm

[gilded owl]

lmfao ms word is still there

[opaque trail]

the frick lol

i write code with word

[gilded owl]

i set unity to use ms word as a joke once

i posted the video here i believe

let me scroll through my history and find it

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/708171856968155217

[split flame]

microsoft word is a very sophisticated code editor

[gilded owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837258768515083/708171854183137290/Untitled.mov sorry

only problem is there's a lot of problems

but it technically works

[versed hollow]

writing c-sharp in Word?

[gilded owl]

yessir

[versed hollow]

Disgusting

[gilded owl]

why's that

[sacred kelp]

ms word c# extension

[median belfry]

ms word is my fav ide

[gilded owl]

i was tempted to write a syntax highlighting script but i'd have to learn VBA

[sacred kelp]

please do it

[balmy nebula]

@gilded owl i heard your mom is going on a diet

[white dagger]

that last vid is in like 5k resolution. it exceeds the limit of how fine my pixels can get before it appears as very fine, unreadable lines

[gilded owl]

lmfao

[balmy nebula]

just for the record this didn't actually happen

my co-worker tried to make a plain burger

[gilded owl]

why the no salt tho

[sacred kelp]

pick le

[gilded owl]

tf do you guys salt your burgers?

[balmy nebula]

i mean

most burgers are salted

[gilded owl]

ok but like wtf

your fries are already practically white cause you put so much damn salt on them

[flat matrix]

ok but McDonald’s doesn’t do that anymore

[sacred kelp]

i should make fries

[white dagger]

burgers r good

i could use one rn

[balmy nebula]

people are weird as hell when it comes to fries

[white dagger]

i accept any fry, tf people weird about for

[balmy nebula]

people ask for fresh fries and then get pissed when we ask them to wait

[white dagger]

😂 karens

[flat matrix]

it’s so they can salt it themself

or something

[sacred kelp]

give me fresh fries wtf why did it took you so long??

[flat matrix]

it’s like a “top 10 trick to make your food better!”

[balmy nebula]

we ran out of big mac boxes a few days ago

and we put them in dbl qtr pounder boxes

[obtuse shoal]

@formal garnet no u

[balmy nebula]

some lady came in screaming thinking we didn't give her a big mac

as soon i explained it to her

she said "oh."

and walked out silently

[versed hollow]

Karen looking ass

[flat matrix]

skull bite give me a buttermilk chicken with a large fries and a large sprite. Add a 4 piece chicken nuggets with barbacue and a toy

my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington

[balmy nebula]

we don't do delivery

you send a doordash to do delivery

[flat matrix]

did I fucking ask? I wasn’t asking I DEMAND my burger

[versed hollow]

bruh give me 2 bacon mcdoubles and larges fries or die

[icy terrace]

@flat matrix lmfao

[flat matrix]

we don't do delivery
@balmy nebula wait didn’t McDonald’s have a delivery service like 5 years ago

[balmy nebula]

idk honestly

we really need everyone in the restaurant

ever since the pandemic the drive through stays packed

[flat matrix]

please I want McDonald’s now

I haven’t had any in like two years

[balmy nebula]

doordash/uber eats

[flat matrix]

parents are too strict

they thing anything from the outside world is infected

except for groceries

idk

[sacred kelp]

examples

[flat matrix]

Mail, fast food, chip bags

only like bananas are safe for some reason

[signal arch]

Well certainly you are personal delivery boy at your home

[flat matrix]

wat

[tired totem]

I'm making a bot to give everyone that's online a special role. That way, you can do something like @here to only ping people who are online and who will see the ping immediately.

[flat matrix]

ok

[icy terrace]

this is going well

[balmy nebula]

@icy terrace nerd

imagine needing a graph for your bot

[icy terrace]

thats just for the gateway

having the kind of infrastructure my bot has you wanna graph stuff lol

[opaque trail]

imagine graphing

[icy terrace]

its fun

[opaque trail]

true

[gilded owl]

why does game dev have to be so damn hard 😩

[flat matrix]

just give me all the credit for your work

I’ll make it 200% harder

[flat matrix]

eww emoji

[icy terrace]

lol

someone hacked an admin's account and literally cleared the whole giveaways channel

[opaque trail]

nice

[main brook]

just made this for my school lol https://i.imgur.com/JiIjJS4.gif

and yes, teams has interactive embeds

[opaque trail]

@main brook bruh i thought it was gonna be a rickroll

[main brook]

nah i just ported my bot to ms teams

[versed hollow]

Skype bot?

[sacred kelp]

wow you made imgur for your school

[main brook]

nah i just ported my bot to ms teams
its a recording of a example

Skype bot?
@versed hollow yeah it can run as skype

[opaque trail]

wew

[main brook]

its on botbuilder, so it can run on anything microsoft really

even cortana™️

[opaque trail]

wew

[main brook]

but i have no clue how'd that work

so imma stick to teams

[versed hollow]

I need to borrow someone’s laptop so I can get a windows boot thumbdrive

@opaque trail lemme borrow your laptop

[opaque trail]

@versed hollow i hv mac smh

[versed hollow]

so?

[hazy aurora]

@opaque trail do u have cheese too

for the mac

[opaque trail]

@hazy aurora got pictures on my usb yes

[sacred kelp]

it's amazing how a fruit made mac n cheese

[opaque trail]

yes

[versed hollow]

???

[hazy aurora]

its amazing what you can cook/bake with the power of e g g s

[sacred kelp]

you can even drink it

[hazy aurora]

you can make spaghetti with eggs

[opaque trail]

yes

[versed hollow]

whAt?

my life is a lie.

[hazy aurora]

and you can use eggs for the spaghetti already made with eggs

spaghetti carbonara

[flat matrix]

[opaque trail]

parmesan linguine

[versed hollow]

I can’t deal with this

I’m going to watch anime

my life is a lie

[boreal hearth]

all lives are lies

[opaque trail]

Aprixia being cute is a lie

[boreal hearth]

true

[flat matrix]

aprixia

hey aprixia

[boreal hearth]

hi

hey borboss

[opaque trail]

@boreal hearth now that was one of the biggest lies in ur life

[flat matrix]

guess what

[opaque trail]

u hv yet to see... the truth

[flat matrix]

aprixia guess what

hey aprixia

[boreal hearth]

@flat matrix what

[flat matrix]

your cute

[boreal hearth]

@opaque trail nu

I am not cute!

[flat matrix]

yes you are

[boreal hearth]

I thought you would say NASA found a populated planet

[opaque trail]

welp either way

[flat matrix]

oh yeah NASA found another speck in space

[opaque trail]

use my vsc theme to code pls 🔫

[flat matrix]

send pic

[opaque trail]

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/telkenes/necros/master/dark.png

[analog lark]

nah I prefer

[flat matrix]

too dark

[opaque trail]

wew

ur eyes weak

[analog lark]

https://img.ichigo.uk/SpgogB7s08bo.png

[flat matrix]

I like panda or whatever it is

[opaque trail]

btw @analog lark idk i get like 200-300 ping to the server(reported by the thingy) but when i actually join its like a good 60k ping

[analog lark]

thats not my fault

[flat matrix]

huh

60k ping?????¿

[opaque trail]

yea lol

[flat matrix]

[opaque trail]

@flat matrix yup... ill record it later today

[analog lark]

JuSt MoVe CouNtRy

[opaque trail]

chunks dont load for me so yea cant play

[versed hollow]

I opened my pc earlier and when I checked the NVMe Slot, there was no screw to screw it back in

[opaque trail]

i LiVe wIth mY pArENts

[flat matrix]

F

[boreal hearth]

@opaque trail why doesn't your theme have anime girls

[flat matrix]

excuse me

is your text like just anime girls

[opaque trail]

@boreal hearth vsc doesnt support anime girls sadly

no background img only colors

[versed hollow]

I mean I closed the lid and I think its sitting correctly in the slot because it’s recognized

[flat matrix]

code it so all the text in a specific pattern makes an anime girl

[opaque trail]

bruh

u gotta do ur bytes if u wanna do that

[flat matrix]

telk

[opaque trail]

?

[versed hollow]

Bruh I took a nap today

and now I’m tired

Did I fix my sleep schedule

we’ll just have to find out

[sacred kelp]

spoiler alert you didn't

[opaque trail]

spoiler alert: imma sleep after school

[versed hollow]

how about DBL Quotes instead