#memes-and-media
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Short term is first, long term is second
Yes
Liz
you have US$ 1,00 on paypal?
No

I’m broke sorry
@lament niche you have US$ 1,00 on paypal?
idk
why?
big tf2 box opening 
why does he keep asking for $1
I know but stop technical nitro-begging
Xbox game pass gives you nitro for $1
@versed hollow rawr
no ums pls
Telk
?
TelkTok
I’m so tired but I have to install this NVMe SSD
no I can’t. I don’t have a screwdriver
N33D screwdriver
Ty
no problem sir 
lol
uh oh
pyjs
is it py or js
if you didn’t code a bot named Pie in py, what are you doing with your life
sea in c
Coffee in Java
if you didn’t code a bot named xiggie in stinky, what are you doing with your life
if you didn’t code a bot named xiggie in stinky, what are you doing with your life
@vital willow how can you sleep at night knowing you didnt
i made my coffee bot in coffeescript
it was meant to be an extension of ur theory
@brazen pebble I like coffee
uh its xiggy
But not script
making a coffee machine in coffee script go brr
brrrrr
it would be so powerful that it would start speaking to you
the coffee would walk to u
Xig, we'all love you
The phrasing of that makes me suspicious
I hosted a discord bot on my coffee machine (GONE WRONG) (PERSON WITH EVAL MADE XXX COFFEES)
@vital willow no gone sexual?
Huh
lol
"THE COFFEE FUCKED ME OVER"
Why
Speedy NSFW mode: true
Speedy legit just removed me from his friend list 
the coffee started growing human parts
Yes
tbf its more to yt clickbait nowdays
this coffee is looking awfully like a hamster
Huuuuhhhhh
NOOOOOOO
i need a speedy boi in my friends list
fuck my personal statement is 703 words long
Can we add more word to this language or how i can explain this?
its supposed to be 700 apparently
hot keyboard
Buy new one
smart
I hosted a discord bot on NASA servers (GONE WRONG) (FBI CALLED) (SWAT TEAM AND ARMY CALLED)
the common application in the us says for the personal statement, either 1 1/2 pages max or 700 words
We only sell buttons, not keyboards
Bigbrain
wew
@lusty cliff can i call my bot luca 2?
ok that actually might work brb
Srry ping btw
wew
Gg
they are using macos 
I leaked the DBL queue size (GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) (OLIY CAME AND STARED AT ME THROUGH WINDOW AT 2AM)
Can please stop making youtube 100% real titles? Thanks
Okay
i made a clickbait title (not clickbait real)
I added my bot to DBL QUEUE (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (POLICE CALLED) (DARK WEB!) (SWAT CALLED) (3 AM) (SCARY) (OMG)
Now this is real
I breathed (gone sexual)
i sit and wait for discord users to be funny (24 hour stream)
wew good luck vy
i cant bro
@eager echo what is ur opinion on https://github.com/NectarJS/nectarjs

YOU DID WHAT
2009: node.js
2020: compiled js
does it compile js to bytecode or
oh my jesus
that sounds hot
literally dont use js ez
wait if there's no garbage collector
and the language is called js
memory leaks go BRRRRRRR
Speedy.js
js framework lifetime be like
lmao
literally alive for one fucking day
that is my github repo
it is indeed not
why would you want to compile js to bytecode anyways
^
Speedy i miss brain
Well actually if you wanted someone to run something and they don't have nodejs that might be useful
but tedious
If there’s a performance advantage I’m all for it
Well actually if you wanted someone to run something and they don't have nodejs that might be useful
@vital willowpkgbut without a 40mb binary 🧠
is there a high level language that fully compiles to bytecode (not something like c# since that requires the net framework to be installed)
julia
probably
express did work though
i mean tbf
js is becoming like that 1 lang that does everything but isnt good in all cases
js was meant originally to be a client side browser only language to make websites interactive
just let that sink in
and julia looks like malbolge but more readable
@vital willow ik lol
then nodejs came in... (which was nice and kinda fine) then npm makes it a meme
is-computer-on
is-computer-on
@vital willow libcomputeron
Well, is it?
the deadly sins
- ts
- deno
- rust
- atom
- "i dont need to lint my code"
all of these are shit
deno is ts 
don't see a point in ts either
I don't lint my code
its just strong typing
Deno is “what if node supported ts, also fuck node modules”
there is modules thou
Is-computer-on-natve
Making a case for TS is way easier than a case for deno
Well, deno actually loads them from URL’s
the only rlly good thing about deno is top level async
I don’t think you even install them
deno more like bootleg dyno
don't see the hype in deno so none of my projects use it
deno more like worse node
Yes
idk why so many tech channels hyped it
deno is just oned backwards
it doesn't bring anything useful
ts more like types for a dynamic language lololololololol
imagine using types
Deno is like “that’s cool. But did I ask”
can relate cuz i don't only use js 
ugh it's 10 and i'm bored and want to sleep but i won't be able to fall asleep until like 2
the ide?
i can probably make a better electron editor than atom
lol
it shouldnt be hard tbf
atom more like science
@brazen pebble python default IDE > *
@brazen pebble which is better? nodegui or electron
nodegui.
@brazen pebble python default IDE > *
@balmy nebula a scripting language does not need a full ide
hmm
nodegui is actually native
nodegui is just qt5
yes
and qt5 is a pain if you're licensing
still native lol
costs a shit ton
too bad python has a partial one
bruh
have you ever waterboarded yourself
$3950/year/dev to develop commercial qt apps if you make > 250k
and it's $499/year/dev if you make < 250k
in the shower, with a wash cloth
no
qt is free tho
you never put the wash cloth over your face and stood under the water?
no like its gpl 3
UwU
then wtf are the licenses for
it says that on the site tho
sammy stop being anal about text editors
i think if you're using it for oss/free software then it's free otherwise you have to purchase a license
if u can find js gtk bindings then use that lmao
i think if you're using it for oss/free software then it's free otherwise you have to purchase a license
not a problem for me since all my shit is foss
lame
foss?
free open source software
fuck ownership shitty shit
or find a wxwidgets binding
or just use electron because electron works fine in 99.99% of situations
just inefficient
on modern hardware that really doesn't matter too much
no
or lua and c
why lua and c wtf
lua can interop with c
i know but writing software with lua sounds like hell
and lua is ezzzz
like even more so than writing software with cpp
no how
#265156361791209475 is for sure my fav channel, it ded tho
and wouldn't lua just introduce overhead aswell?
Lua?
just use electron 
not really
e
you mean the roblox script programming language?
what does not really mean? it's a yes or no question
waiting for electron to compile to a ARM based os
no

Injecting scripts to roblox is funny
you mean the roblox script programming language?
@versed hollow ??? roblox just uses lua it isn't specifically the "roblox script language"
the most tryhardy thing i have ever done was changing github web whole colors to actual darkmode
whats up gamers
for example the lite editor @gilded owl
pain
I mean its the primary language the roblox uses for their game and exploit scripts
what's the lite editor
c and lua 🧠
i mean electron is fine but ok
shell
how
sublime text is fucking lightweight
its tiny
idc wtf u say parmesan
ur lightweight
i'd use lite if it wasn't obscure and had more features
u cant say smthn is lightweight when there isnt competition
that slightly killed chat
and light weight is overused on dumb shit
half the time 'lightweight' is used as a synonym for 'lacking features'
oh lol autoscroll broke
that is true as fuck parmesan
why, how
well lite is missing some qol features but it works 🧠
people are focused on micro-optimizing everything, idgaf if it's 32kb or 32mb when i have 4tb of storage
it's 2020 people
lol
I’m gonna have 1.4TB pog
i could make an rpc for it but idk how to use dlls with lua
i have almost 1tb with my simple 2018 laptop
actually i have 5,250GB of storage so 5.25 tb not 4tb but whatever
lol
my point stands
why u need 5tb storage
i shouldn't need plugins or other pieces of software to do basic stuff
i have 128gb
lol
next topic is gamedev tools
no
raylib is dank
what about VScode extensions recommendations
tf is raylib
dont use any
lol
looks dumb
yes
use a major engine or write your own, ez
indeed
idgaf if it's not an engine
why write ur own when raylib exists
because
go away
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegro_(software_library) this exists and it's objectively better because factorio uses it
what does it support anyway
dyeidhqgieyxf g h uvu u y t r exe dr r y y u j h hbuch n n m n mm n n

what?
lol
i think i confused everyone, ok lol
write your own bindings
nah idk cpp
i can already guess i will be too lazy to
i do know basic c
what's the point of a header file
header files are like libraries
the more you know
so u import a header file to use its functions
anyway i dont think i will mind learning stuff at 4:30am
why can't it be a normal c file
idk
e
One message removed from a suspended account.
Wait what.....
omg they botted this server for the member count, exposed
wow that's sad
..github? https://modeus.is-inside.me/ZLzQQcaw.png
omg vote!! 🇺🇸 
@brazen pebble everyone wants him gone 
..github? https://modeus.is-inside.me/ZLzQQcaw.png
@brazen pebble Discord had that banner as well
wtf
well not the exact same but roughly the same message. "yeah got vote!!"
2ez
hello
hi
@opaque trail wear a mask
7 way ven diagram
@balmy nebula no
@gilded owl u saw what happened with msfs?
@rigid hinge the patch?
@gilded owl bitch
if you uninstall and redownload the game it's only 1GB
i convinced a guy in game theorists discord to completely uninstall the game lmfao
I was a tier 3 berry sub :pensiveaf:
cuz in the steam menu it only shows as 1GB
@balmy nebula it's not september what are you on
there’s no way in hell I’d believe something like that
but then again I’m kinda retarded...
Holy shit it's finally done
636 files
why would i want to uninstall and reinstall what
you madman
why would i want to uninstall and reinstall what
@gilded owl nah i'm playing but some people believe it and delete the game just to see that it's another 91GB download. i'm evil
still impressive
I moved from a library to store json values over to actual mysql
wouldn't deleting the steam files just uninstall the launcher tho?
I didn't realize it would be like that when I started
unless they have a custom uninstall script or something somehow
the uninstall removes the thing
the gäme
u can run an uninstall app on steam uninstall 4head it's like uninstalling a program
i've never seen it in use
because they're not visual
ur not visual
almost every game which saves any sort of data has an uninstall script
doubt
go make a steam game before u start doubting smfh
i've seen loads of save data and shit for uninstalled games
cuz u play bad games
you play a lot of the games i do 4head
@gilded owl bath salts

@gilded owl cake
@gilded owl Parmesan Linguine
don't ghost ping either
I'm sorry to whoever the fuck I just ghost pinged
@gilded owl hi
@gilded owl game?
@gilded owl bababoey
if you accidentally ping someone for the love of god leave the ping in
Ok
i'm in bed berry jesus
@gilded owl Fuck
@gilded owl oh no
@gilded owl I like parmesan
play with me in bed uwu
when I say not tonight I refer to the rest of the day, which for practical terms a day refers to a single waking period
play with me in bed uwu
@rigid hinge to the out of context page
parm are you french canadian
no
canadian french?
stop listening to berry, he doesn't even know my name
your name is john
not remotely close
:coolcry:
and no i am an english canadian who can somewhat speak french
Canadian french?
what's pooteen
you're a pooteen
Poootis
oh yeah nitro kiddies
pretty sure all your discord games are expired
Should I put games on my HDD and keep windows on my SSD
alright thanks parmesan
all my games are on my hard drive except for escape from tarkov because load times in that game get you killed
plus it's only like 11gb
my SSD is 500GB and I only payed $63 for 3K Read 2K Write
Should I put games on my HDD and keep windows on my SSD
@versed hollow yes
boot or all ssd ftw
I mean 3 thousand read
what does that mean
3 thousand mb read
so 3GB/s
yes basically
or Gbps which one
Have fun!
I paid $40cad for a shitty 250gb sata ssd that does like 300 read and it's good enough for me
you're never gonna hit those speeds in reality
3.47GB/s is basically the upper boundary of M.2
It was on sale so it was automatically a steal
I don’t have a heatsink for it tho
so uh........
you probably don't need a heatsink
Alright guys I'm back
welcome back
My PC crashed while I tried to checkout my drives
hello Pint
Hello Telk
I haven't really payed much attention to their speeds. I can't figure out the speed of my main ssd but my second ssd is 6Gbps
60deg is fine
The main one is more expensive though so I'd assume it's around the same area
as long as it stays under around 80 you'll probably be fine
and i'm assuming that the 60deg figure is under sustained loads for a while which realistically you're not gonna hold if you have games on an hdd
besides I won’t be transferring data from my HDD to my SSD
I’ll just be reading it.
copying?
well thats when I’m playing games anyway
Oh
I hope I can get my PC Running tomorrow
I don’t care if I have to completely reinstall windows without all my shit
Put your system + anything that might need to be accessed when your computer starts (programs, etc) onto the ssd. It will help boot times a lot.
I want to draw. But i only have pens and no pencils. God damnit.
i need to figure out whether to upgrade my pc when 3000 super cards arrive or the gen after that
3000 cards sound pretty nut so I might start saving now actually
Upgrade now its worth it
nah
not gonna upgrade a single gen when I already have a 2070
I'm only using it for 1080p144hz and rift s and it does fine
it's basically between upgrading my headset and another monitor or new card
gm
gm
yeah they're a big leap but what's the point if I don't need it
I've got school today
Im trying to make my twitter banner background and have no ideas.
Same. Hope i dont get hit in the head with a golf club again.
and realistically I can only get one or the other
I'm so fucking tired
Its 108 am
you guys remember when I made this?
It's 6:09am here
I'm so fucking tired
@ember matrix FUCKING SAME
Lucky u in the future
I’m tired and It’s 1 AM and I can’t sleeep
meanwhile i'm sitting in bed trying to fall asleep because my schedule is so fucked that I wake up at 12 or 1
Going on your phone doesn't help
I've fuckin gotten up at 3pm before
meanwhile i'm sitting in bed trying to fall asleep because my schedule is so fucked that I wake up at 12 or 1
@gilded owl LITERALLY SAME
and i hate that
I got up at 5pm before
I am already awake and I'm just waiting for my alarm in 20 mins
I used to be able to go to bed at like 12 and wake up at 7 perfectly fine and consistently
I attempt to go to sleep at Around 11:30/12:00 and Usually end up falling asleep at around 4/5
I hope my bus isn't busy
but my body insists on 11-12 hours of sleep per night which is probably too much and unhealthy
I wake up 12/1 PM and it sucks
@dapper oasis happy birthday
Gn
same here ig
here we go
Gn y'all then
@dapper oasis happy b-day
i hage school in a hour and I'm tired af@ember matrix
Oof
last year of high school
My bus is in an hour
my bus is in 2 minutes lol
o
but it's like 7am for me and 6am for u
same time for me but i havent gone to sleep yet
oshit
@ember matrix BING BONG
I’m just waiting to fall asleep
@opaque trail ITS AT 6:30

cause for fuck sake my body will not let me sleep whatsoever
Not for fuck's sake just for fuck sake
you know what
I’mma go watch some william osman
Boring ass youtuber will have me sleeping in no time
Actually that one kappa kaiju video about onision
Has me asleep within minutes like some kinda spell
@opaque trail I just had a dream where you kept lying to me to the point where I beat you up
Or listen to the epic sax guy for 10 hours @versed hollow
My Telkums would beat your fucking ass bitch
watch some
@versed hollow it was a dream
ik lmfao
Aprixia dreams he is a stronk boi
Or listen to the epic sax guy for 10 hours @versed hollow
@ember matrix no
@opaque trail wanna know what the lie was?
@ember matrix no
@versed hollow yes
no
I fucking hate it here
cant even watch a damn movie because the download here is 800Kbps

F
Sometimes work makes me wanna scream
@boreal hearth what was it?
i said "you are a massive qt" irl?
how did u imagine me to look like?
Gonna go eat some breakfast
@opaque trail like every 5 seconds you said I was qt. I ductaped your mouth, you could still say it easily. And I imagined you as a qt.
show an illustration
also its weird how u hv dreams of me saying ur a qt
hv u even heard my voice?
@boreal hearth @opaque trail qts
i dont understand how some people live on data
maybe cuz i use a lot of internet so unlimited is just a wiser choice
I have unlimited WiFi and 8gb of data which does me enough for a month
I have 50gb per month and i've never spent more than 30gb
wew
What the fuck
i think i just use 30gb just on my phone
I only use like 2 gb
on wifi ofc
YouTube eats a lot of data
i currently dont have data because i rarely leave my house
50 GB of data lol
Holy shit
France is cheap
even if i leave i just need 1gb lol
but it's not the best ik term of speed
I mean you can get that cheap here if you wanted it but it's from a network with not as good signal as the rest
@sacred kelp relatable
goodmorning
hi

Meh. People are alright but working in the CMS is making me mentally tired meaning I'm almost falling asleep the entire day
wew
And just had to run to catch my train nice morning
Rip
tfw i used like 50~gb/mo on my phone for months on end before i broke it
wew
Lmfao
is it weird that i type with 6 fingers instead of 10
two fingers
yes
I type with 1
like no joke i actaully type with 6 fingers
and i just found out people type with all ten
girls in a nutshell:
lol
cute anime girl moment 100 real
LMFAO
my heart crack
@icy terrace why does that curve look like a butt curve
Idk
like just imagine sitting on the box
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
poke
i just filled this out lmao
ugh
It's bus time
My bus time is almost over
I'm sitting in the shelter waiting for the bus to arrival
yall take buses just drive lmao
I'm 13
adas,dsam
????
if youre homeless just buy a house
Smh
I'm 13
@ember matrix just grow up
Can't believe I'm year 9 now
you are underage? just wait lmao
What
Shiv how about you just stop bullying
You are vy? just be xy
Smh
wait a minute
I'm not bullying
doesnt xy determine a certaing ender
shivaco spitting facts
It's so cold where the fuck is the bus
well yea @eager echo
It's not even showing up on the app
its the way gender works
I'm so fucking cold rn
its like 2y is female and xy is male
the mother gives the y and the father gives the x or y
Can't believe I'm year 9 now
@ember matrix first or second dat
so when people have the website xyz it means they have an extra chromosome
Day
First
Ah
cuz they be copping a sellout domain tld
I went yesterday
I'm waiting for the bus
Right, its quite boring
Here it is
ur lucky ur still young by the way
Bye
bye
Ah yes I need to walk
yeah i just had a random panic attack for no reason a few hours ago
tell them that one of them is going to die but dont specify who exactly
tell them "dont die"
stinky bus?
yo
Callum, ↑?
I also don't want to kill my ears
Hehe 🔪
This mask is so uncomfortable
the ones here are at least half comfortable
just make it comfortable
Trying to
try not using one it works most the time/s
I'll get kicked off
who
I got mod on a YouTuber’s server too
all because I made a custom bot for them
The Matt is a spy
maaaaaaaaybe
hes not moving
what was the point of sending henry in the chat if he doesnt move
get outta here
lmfao it is r u blind
no r u
it isn’t for me either
yes
nope i am in fact not blind for my name is literally eyesight
It is moving for me
then ur blind smh
Timo ur high
vysion
I'm not 
name = eyesight, makes sense
Zoro qt 
explain this
no u
here lemme send a vid
zoro why haven’t u accepted my friend request
Explanation: Discord
no please dont id rather not laugh more than i already am right now
Oh yeah Zoro lemme DM u
oh noes i got distracted troll face
my nose is doing a bleed send help
the worst advice ever given to people with bloody noses is to tilt their head back
tell u what i did that 2 months ago and when i sneezed blood flew everywhere
attack weapon
sounds pretty cool thanks
I've had them all my life and thats what I normally do
bloody hell
yeah i have bloodstains on our classroom walls that nobody could get off
YIKES
@eager echo tbh when u get a cut on ur finger bring it above ur chest
cuz its harder for the heart to pump blood upwards :)
interesting fact

the fact that people actually tilt their head back is scary
But the cut gets healed faster when the blood purs out
blood just pools in the back of ur nose
yea lol
honestly i kinda like watching that shit drip like a leaky faucet
i like the taste of blood
why
metallic mmmm
idk it tastes good
I only tilt my head until I can wash it off my face
or just sneeze and create a blood shotgun
Iron 
like me :)
I just don’t get nosebleeds
which is like less than few seconds because I sprint to the bathroom
hmm
nose bleeds are exciting for me

am i weird to like the taste of blood 
no
Yes
no its delicious
no
thanks vy
Why would you drink blood
to add it back
because we cannot confirm nor deny we are vampires
brain big

there is no way of knowing and that's the best part
or blasting it in peoples faces
why are you like this
and adds it back to the bloodstream
Is blood sterile
probably not
i do a lot of drugs so probably best not to get in contact with my blood
@torn trellis lemme ask you
I already finished 3 girls out of 5
oh no
have you heard of speed and/or adderall
im so diligent on playing
how would you feel if you just joined the chat

and saw people talking about drinking blood
as expected from the ultra weeb
shut up skull bite youre blowing our cover
Skull, this server is diverse as it is
@torn trellis check support

its a culture
do you notice something is off about today
yes
It's Wednesday?
no
its thursday
No it’s Thursday
Got you
hmm nobodys gotten it yet
shivaco is stuck in the past
No its Thirsday
this sad kid
I'm almost at the town center then I gotta fucking change yayayyayaya
No
I forgot how to breathe over lockdown
I got tea here, I dont need water
what
Someone remind me how to breathe
you didn’t breathe over lockdown?
No, I didn't breathe over lockdown as breathing is how you get coronavirus
I forgot how to do 1+1 during lockdown
I forgot how to math
I forgot how to die
I forgot how to walk during lockdown
anyone knows where nightmarione gone to?
Telk -_-
@gritty spruce what? ur stargirl

that is nightmarione
What kind of joke is this
Night disgrace
Stargirl ≠ nightmarione

i only know about Nightmarione is also known as Oda
Telk at this point idk if ur joking or not
ok this is actually oc but damn i got reminded of 2013
why does my friend dm me Mukuro Ikusaba, The 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in this school, The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. every 30 minutes
bruh
Michael here
Test
o timo not mod
Resigned™️
ah
oh god
Already saw it
what about this one
What is it
@warm pond no u
wouldnt it be ios not iso what
I think Apple copyrighed "IOS"
shoulda came up with a better name then 
I agree 😩
Extremely tired. You?
Im fine
Timo, when i search information how i can added in the bot?
from week? in the top.gg
Huh? Are you asking how long to wait till your bot is approved or how to add it to top.gg?
I'm gussing you're asking about approval in which case currently it takes 4-5 weeks on average. However this number can chance and is not a definite time of how much it takes. For more information I would recommend reading: https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/714045415707770900/734042580085637130
Timo thank you, Im ask. Im from Ukraine. Im new user, I have good fixing , from bot. From recommend . I cant add NSWF and more. My bot doesnt Adversting ( not add auto-message send). How, you approval from bot? You testing from your channel private or? or other? or special channel from #commands right?
@brittle narwhal
It is ask from , when show result from verifying to approval bot
Bots are tested in a different server/guild. As for the rest I'm not sure what you mean
I like to keep track of which people are checking the bot.
Why?
Because, I want it to be of high quality, I don't want unnecessary problems.
Looked at how you test, if you say everything is ok? If not ok, then I will quickly look at the errors.
I fix it quickly in 1-2-3 minutes.
To re-check for errors.
I'm sorry but if your bot does not follow our rules it will be declined. If you see a mod using commands in the testing server you can try contacting them but generally due to times zones and us not knowing if a developer will be available or not if the bot does not follow our rules it will be declined.
We understand you.
I, made a special Anti-Spam Chat, when you start sending commands, and some time. The bot will automatically delete it (the message sent) - in order to prevent people from flooding the chat.
Okay
my bot got flagged for not being used alot oof
i was just scared of getting innorganic growth and i didn't wanna continue advertising


why didn't they say before
Based on our current tracking, it doesn't appear that your bot is in active use. We ask that bots are actively in use in a way that aligns with your bot's current server count. Can you account for why your bot's activity seems nascent as of late?
@icy drift it is message from discord approval offical from verifying?
yeah they emailed me
yep probably that
but like cmon, i told them already in the server my bot is not really being used as most of the server who wants it want it (verified) first
Discord Developer have tracking from acitivty bot
stinky
How many servers is it in
200
How many commands are used
non
A day/week or anything
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