memes-and-media

[velvet flame]

surpassing the limitations of your iphone by installing third party packages

[bold void]

Oh

[velvet flame]

it voids any warranty and apple care plus tho. you can also brick your phone if you fuck something up in the file system or install a bad package

[bold void]

Hmm

I once had 19,7GB of viruses in my PC

[velvet flame]

thats dope

[solar sentinel]

cool story

[bold void]

It was yesterday

[velvet flame]

thats dope

i once had malwarebytes premium

i still do

[bold void]

I had also shit called Trojan.Agent.exe

[velvet flame]

that is a game. run it

[bold void]

I did. Nothing happened

[main brook]

@velvet flame why not ccleaner premium?

[bold void]

Cause I removed viruses from viruses.

[velvet flame]

i like malwarebytes. i never looked into ccleaner but i remember like 2012 ccleaner was not very good

[main brook]

@warm pond hbd

[frozen basin]

i have some dude paying me $6 to build him a coin flip bot
peak dev time

[velvet flame]

nice

[warm pond]

hbd?

[main brook]

happy birth day

[warm pond]

oh thank

[brittle narwhal]

Smh Timo

[velvet flame]

i could have made not safe for work joke but timo would have gotten angy at me

[main brook]

i have some dude paying me $$6 to build him a coin flip bot
peak dev time
@frozen basin, i have some dude asking me to make a bot like mee6, what is the payment you ask? being mod on their 12 user server

[bold void]

Like, I downloaded 19,7GB shit files, and they had viruses soo I removed viruses and I still had files. I felt like I was hacking FBI

[velvet flame]

what does thst even mean

[bold void]

Wait, there’s no FBI in Poland

[velvet flame]

ok

[bold void]

Soo that means..

Brb

[velvet flame]

ok

@finite heron

[bold void]

Wait no there is fbi

[frozen basin]

@main brook ah i get so many users that join my server randomly asking to be mod

because they own their own server with 9 people

[bold void]

How tf they haven’t caught me? I hacked stuff since 2017 and Im still here

[frozen basin]

my server is bigger thanks

[bold void]

Soo anyways, how r ya

[velvet flame]

woah slow your roll bro

[main brook]

never had that happen to me, i mod a pretty big server and never heard anyone asking to be mod

[velvet flame]

ur too cool being a havker man like that

[frozen basin]

how big

[main brook]

750, not that big

[velvet flame]

15 member big

[brittle narwhal]

Don't wanna be mod here then.

[frozen basin]

3,000 members here

[bold void]

I once had 35 members..

[main brook]

Don't wanna be mod here than
@brittle narwhal, then*******

[brittle narwhal]

Ik

[bold void]

Soo I did a new server

[frozen basin]

tfw my servers mostly dead

[raven furnace]

y'all mod servers with 3k members?

[velvet flame]

being mod is overrated

[raven furnace]

smh weak

[bold void]

Now my server needs 500 members soo I can be Discord Partner :D

[main brook]

y'all mod servers with 3k members?
@raven furnace, it is verified by discord tho

[velvet flame]

i mod this server call discord bot list

[bold void]

No u dont

[velvet flame]

yes i do i am undercover mod

[main brook]

same, all purple names are undercover mods

[bold void]

Hm

[velvet flame]

webtax is lying hut i am not

[warm pond]

@raven furnace wow flex

[bold void]

Tempmute me for minute

[velvet flame]

anyone here can vouch for me

[main brook]

mute him for a day pls

[velvet flame]

we dont give out pointless mutes anymore

[main brook]

anyone here can vouch for me
@velvet flame, but is it verified by discord tho

[bold void]

Hm

[main brook]

we dont give out pointless mutes anymore
@velvet flame,

[velvet flame]

no its not this server is not

[main brook]

i mod a verified server but who really cares

[velvet flame]

nobody

[main brook]

same even i don't care

[velvet flame]

nice

[bold void]

I once banned guy from my server, reason: he said he wants to get banned

[velvet flame]

my job is hard moderating here. hard work

i ban like 50 people a day

[frozen basin]

@raven furnace smh i worked on my inactive 3000 thank u
also hiiii

[bold void]

I remember banning underage kid, he spam DMed me and said "next month was my birthday"

[velvet flame]

when they make me unhappy or call me mean words like stupid

[raven furnace]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[main brook]

hiii uwu

[bold void]

Hello there, old sport

[main brook]

can i be rules only for a minute, i want to stop seeing fucking #development

[bold void]

Hm

[velvet flame]

thats toxic @main brook i ban u now too bye

[main brook]

same i shall ban you as well

[brittle narwhal]

Ken ur pretty pog

[bold void]

Hm

[brittle narwhal]

Also finally in my room again so can finally play games Ken

[raven furnace]

poggers

[main brook]

@brittle narwhal can i be rules only for a minute, i need to stop looking at #development

[raven furnace]

we might play later not sure yet

[bold void]

My phone’s battery is 21%. It’s like that for hour straight

Anyways, someone have played DDLC?

[brittle narwhal]

I'll only be available late during the day on work days cause internships

Also smh web just look away

[frozen basin]

i have a 100% confirmed now job

and its so exciting

[bold void]

MEE6 premium is expensive, right?

[frozen basin]

maybe i can finally get a 5700XT

[craggy crown]

:o

@bold void this isn't the mee6 support server

[bold void]

Ik

[craggy crown]

Also mee6 bad

Es em ech

[bold void]

But remember when I said that I am translating it?

[craggy crown]

Um

[bold void]

Soo the thing is, that I have free premium just for translating. I’m saving money here ngl

My previous paypal was 0 USD. Now it’s 0 USD. This move is called stonks

[bold void]

Btw, is someone here american?

[pallid pebble]

gm

[brittle narwhal]

Gm

[pallid pebble]

@🍰 happy bday

[bold void]

I need to ask ya something: why people hate Trump? I need to know, I’m European, I NEEEEED

[pallid pebble]

mobile aaaaa

<@&330168063729074177> happy bday

[balmy nebula]

@frozen basin i'm probably not getting my own computer til i'm out of college

[opaque trail]

oof

[balmy nebula]

my parents really don't want me to get a computer

[split flame]

trump is stupid and keeps lying

[bold void]

Hm

[split flame]

that's why we hate trump

at least the sane people

[frozen basin]

@balmy nebula unfair

[bold void]

Hm

Is that true that there is nuke button on President’s desk in USA?

[warm pond]

@split flame @bold void Rule 11 thank you

[bold void]

Let me see that rule, brb

[frozen basin]

imagine not knowing the server rules off by heart

[split flame]

sorry

[bold void]

Oh right

[split flame]

also happy birthday @warm pond

[warm pond]

thank

[bold void]

Hm

[balmy nebula]

it's not fair

but what am i supposed to do for it

[frozen basin]

hug me? that works

[balmy nebula]

i also wanted to rent a machine

my mom got pissed at that too

[bold void]

I did a song for my gf, can someone tell me if it’s good or not?

Fuck nevermind

She’s online, brb

Back

Soo how r ya all

[brittle narwhal]

I'm meh

Stomach hurts

Yourself?

[main brook]

im meh

i can see #development

[pallid sun]

I just seen https://annoying.name on the starboard and I love it

[main brook]

same

[brittle narwhal]

Why u obsessed with development

[opaque trail]

@pallid sun syntax highlighting is important

[pallid sun]

what

[sacred kelp]

@pallid sun syntax highlighting is unimportant

[opaque trail]

fonts dont matter but syntax highlighting matters

u dont just want pure grey or white text

[sacred kelp]

use monochrome theme and see its beauty

[opaque trail]

smh

[pallid sun]

but monochrome is nice

[opaque trail]

thats just sayin "i like spending 5hr finding that 1 line of code"

[opaque trail]

that is a bit too high contrast for me

[sacred kelp]

nice font

[opaque trail]

especially the gutter area

[pallid sun]

I meant that in context of whitenames

[opaque trail]

o ye lol

[warm pond]

Welp that's one way

[honest egret]

isnt this api abuse

[opaque trail]

yes

[honest egret]

i knew it

[sacred kelp]

no if you send it once every 1 hour

[pallid sun]

no that’s just about hitting it

[sacred kelp]

ohh nice steam can't load my library

[honest egret]

he put his bot to send that every idk how many seconds

he wanted to make a spam bot :/

[pallid sun]

that is api abuse I’d think

[sacred kelp]

for sure it's less than 10s

[pallid sun]

and that’s against the API ToS too iirc

[honest egret]

exactly

[opaque trail]

discord itself kinda hates automatic messages

especially if they are in very smol intervals

[honest egret]

i told him that its api abuse already

[pallid sun]

he don’t care?

[sacred kelp]

automatic messages cringe

[pallid sun]

in one case do I use automatic stuff

[sacred kelp]

stupid automatic messages cring

[honest egret]

seems like he dint

[pallid sun]

every 10 minutes a message edits in my support server

[honest egret]

bc he wouldnt have made the code if he did care

[opaque trail]

finally finished my custom color scheme for vsc

why is this emote so cute

[sacred kelp]

just code with white background and black text

[rigid hinge]

every 10 minutes a message edits in my support server
@pallid sun abuse ban

[honest egret]

welp

if i would have made an bot spam by accident

it most likely was an error

but his bot spammed

[floral heath]

Lol

[rigid hinge]

kekw vscode be like

[cyan rover]

Shit

[opaque trail]

kek...

[icy terrace]

I like how my role color match my pfp perfectlly

[opaque trail]

my itgs teacher doesnt understand x86 and arm

[versed hollow]

you ever just

wanna die?

[opaque trail]

and i wanted to write an essay on it...

[versed hollow]

me too

[opaque trail]

he said "it is recent so u might not find much information"

but its been used in Frickin smartphones for years

[icy terrace]

Just tell your teacher

[desert flame]

'

@warm pond hbd bday boi

[fair lion]

[balmy nebula]

i thought timo was way older

[main brook]

same

[balmy nebula]

but he was the same age as me a day ago

[main brook]

how old is oliy again

[versed hollow]

69

[icy terrace]

Fat year old

[main brook]

69
@versed hollow, hahahahahahaha funny number lmmmmaooooo

[versed hollow]

Normalize Depression™️

[balmy nebula]

why do i feel like italy is still under developed

[icy terrace]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[versed hollow]

Because there’s a ton italy is doing wrong

[balmy nebula]

i mean

i think of a lot of places in a weird way

uhh, taiwan feels like a prision

[main brook]

no politics please

[balmy nebula]

germany feels super futuristic

[versed hollow]

America has funny politics we can’t get into the logistics of that

[main brook]

@balmy nebula srsly no politics please

[torn trellis]

Honestly I'm surprised I'm older than Timo :^)

[balmy nebula]

i'm not talking about politics

[versed hollow]

shiv was lurking. waiting for the moment I said “Politics”

[torn trellis]

Shhh

Don't expose me

[icy terrace]

<@&330168063729074177>

[balmy nebula]

it's how i think of the places, regardless of who runs them

[icy terrace]

Politics

happy bday

Wait

[main brook]

<@&330168063729074177> hbd!!!!!!!!

[median belfry]

happy birthday 🥳 <@&330168063729074177>

[versed hollow]

anyway I shall sleep

try

again

[rigid hinge]

how to crash vscode? abuse the shit out of emmet abbreviations lmao

[fair lion]

Just make endless loops

[sacred kelp]

just have shit pc

[balmy nebula]

mexico feels like a desert, south america feels like parties and poverty, russia feels cold and barren, the uk feels cold and foggy, germany feels futuristic asf, japan is colorful as fuck at night, china and north korea are a yikes, south korea is all k-poop and colorful and australia seems deadly because of all the animals that tread the desert for meat

[rigid hinge]

$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100$*100

[sacred kelp]

wym germany feels futuristic explain

[icy terrace]

nice chat hacks too

[fervent bluff]

thanks

[sacred kelp]

thanks

[rigid hinge]

germany does not feel futuristic lmao

[main brook]

reee

mexico feels like a desert, south america feels like parties and poverty, russia feels cold and barren, the uk feels cold and foggy, germany feels futuristic asf, japan is colorful as fuck at night, china and north korea are a yikes, south korea is all k-poop and colorful and australia seems deadly because of all the animals that tread the desert for meat
@balmy nebula, washington feels cold and foggy

[icy terrace]

lmao

[rigid hinge]

futuristic is like nyc, or japan

[main brook]

no

[rigid hinge]

tokyo*

[main brook]

japan is not furistic, its only futuristic in anime lol

if you go there in person, all they have is vending machines and thats it

[rigid hinge]

tokyo more specifically

[main brook]

yes i've been to tokyo

[sacred kelp]

how is nyc

[rigid hinge]

similar to nyc

[sacred kelp]

oke

[rigid hinge]

wdym how is nyc

[main brook]

those are just ads

[sacred kelp]

like how is nyc doing

is he fine

[main brook]

calling ads the future

[rigid hinge]

big buildings 4head

and in the future there will be ads scattered everywhere similar to this

so calling it futuristic because of it is fair

[main brook]

too much anime 0/10 would not reccomend

[torn trellis]

Furry ads it is, then

[fair lion]

ad hell

[sacred kelp]

gamers

[main brook]

let me see if i have a pic

[torn trellis]

Send full pic in DMs kty

[main brook]

k

[rigid hinge]

random image i found

[sacred kelp]

fuck the in what

[main brook]

nvm don't have it

[rigid hinge]

just google it

[main brook]

its prob on my dlsr, which is in nyc rn

sad

[sacred kelp]

who are you im from ancient greece

[fair lion]

[main brook]

who are you im from ancient greece

[rigid hinge]

damn right nekos dont deserve shit ty

[main brook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C339pL3bc8Q

[sacred kelp]

this tbh

[versed hollow]

i agree w/ berry

[sacred kelp]

why is it only right ear

[main brook]

my bot got approved on top.gg today

[fair lion]

Right ear exclusive

[rigid hinge]

<@&264889767072628742>

[fair lion]

[sacred kelp]

is this some kind of left ear discrimination??

[rigid hinge]

yeah ban him

[main brook]

<@&264889767072628742> ban this man for pinging you

[rigid hinge]

thats why i pinged the mods

[main brook]

<@&742408262648987748> give me dbl source code please and thank you

[versed hollow]

no more funny memes in my library

[fervent bluff]

webtax you ok chief?

[main brook]

[versed hollow]

@fervent bluff happy birthgay

[fervent bluff]

im notgay.

[fair lion]

Actually, the mod role is mentionable

[versed hollow]

day*************

[main brook]

<@&695153281105920070> make me a mod please

[lusty cliff]

Be a role model to the community and Ill consider it

[rigid hinge]

||does anyone actually use spoilers as spoilers or do they just do just do it for bubble wrap, lets be honest||

im a role model bro make me mod make me mod

[fervent bluff]

cake

[fair lion]

||Nah, nobody actually uses spoilers for that ||

[versed hollow]

Really so I have to be the opposite of myself is what you’re saying @lusty cliff

[main brook]

Be a role model to the community and Ill consider it
@lusty cliff,

[lusty cliff]

[versed hollow]

ez

[sacred kelp]

i don't know what a role model is so i have the rights to define what a role model is myself, therefore i am qualified

[lusty cliff]

Snort

Smort

[rigid hinge]

xig bro im a great role model

[sacred kelp]

snort

[main brook]

snort

[versed hollow]

no you’re not

[rigid hinge]

i notice hoisters a full minute before other mods do B)

[versed hollow]

you’re dumb berry

[rigid hinge]

@versed hollow atleast i dont need other ppl to formulate opinions for me

kekw

[fair lion]

Don't put re in who, it just looks bad - who're - simply do who are

[versed hollow]

here’s an opinion

[rigid hinge]

@ xig make me pogerator

[versed hollow]

you fucking suck

[lusty cliff]

[versed hollow]

didn’t need help formulating that did I?

[rigid hinge]

took you a while, did you ask your parents first?

[lusty cliff]

Can you guys stop

[main brook]

tbh they're gonna let go a lot of mods cause queue time is gonna go down cause no more whitenames are doing it for the badge

[lusty cliff]

Nice speculation

[rigid hinge]

Can you guys stop
@lusty cliff im yokin but i think if7 has it out for me

[versed hollow]

took you a while, did you ask your parents first?
@rigid hinge yes. my mom said no but I did it anyways

[honest egret]

so another one of the guy that abused the API https://i.imgur.com/C3HB4e7.png

[lusty cliff]

God I swear to God

If you guys send one more message poking each other

[versed hollow]

also berry I’m not out for you

[rigid hinge]

[fair lion]

Poke

[rigid hinge]

i poekd him

[main brook]

@lusty cliff kady said in the developers server that 9 out of 10 badge apps were fake ..., i stg 50% of the new bots on here are just for the badge.

plus, a lot of youtube guides telling people how to get the badge link to top.gg

[versed hollow]

why would I be out for you when Xig is right there

[sacred kelp]

pokey pokey

[versed hollow]

Xig you’re stinky and you’re kinda cute

there’s an opinion

now ban me B)

[main brook]

@versed hollow do you want a pregnancy mute?

[fair lion]

[versed hollow]

Who’s the daddy?

[opaque trail]

@lusty cliff how are u

[rigid hinge]

woah woah the only pregnancy happenings here is

yeah idk

[versed hollow]

bruh I’m confused who’s the daddy

[opaque trail]

are u a dad berry

[torn trellis]

@timber coral Would you like to be involved in the current discussion

[opaque trail]

@main brook shiv has epic

[rigid hinge]

im probably a father i just dont know it

[opaque trail]

@torn trellis cute pfp pair 02

[main brook]

@yes, i am WebTax shiv has epic
@opaque trail, yes but he's the only person who hands out pregnany mutes

[torn trellis]

ikr

[versed hollow]

Berry birthed a child

[main brook]

wait why do shiv and epic have matching pfp's

[opaque trail]

THEY ARE QT PAIRS

[torn trellis]

Take a guess

[rigid hinge]

who's protection and why do they think they're so important?

honestly what a fuckin self-centered prick

[versed hollow]

wait why do shiv and epic have matching pfp's
@main brook isn’t is obvious

[fair lion]

Is it?

[versed hollow]

fuck protection

[rigid hinge]

shiv and epic are owo uwu?

[main brook]

who's cardiac and why does he keep arresting my dad

[rigid hinge]

i-

[versed hollow]

who’s bar and what are they tending

[opaque trail]

if6 chan

time for me to work on the sublime theme

[versed hollow]

who’s foo and what are they bar

[fair lion]

why

[main brook]

who's post and why do they smell like shit

[versed hollow]

time for me to work on the sublime theme
@opaque trail energy

[torn trellis]

shiv and epic are owo uwu?
@rigid hinge that's one way of saying "Epic bullies shiv"

[opaque trail]

i feel like streaming it on discord

[versed hollow]

look like it has a dong

[fair lion]

[opaque trail]

but i am usin vsc to edit the theme cuz it just errors if i try to do it

thats sad...

in sublime u cant change the object and key in json

it all is one color... my eye hurts

[main brook]

i've pinged modums before for real

[fair lion]

object.key = not_key

[main brook]

xig wasn't happy

[rigid hinge]

pog mod

[versed hollow]

I don’t think I’ve ever had to ping moderators

[main brook]

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/325648177178869760/732421805301563472

[fair lion]

Easy mute

[versed hollow]

i usually ping only one mod

[opaque trail]

i ping all mods before

i pinged weeb admins before

[versed hollow]

and they get the job done quickly

[opaque trail]

i pinged community manager before

[sacred kelp]

pinged all mods on raid i think

[main brook]

https://webtax.is-inside.me/hmkcy70y.png

[fair lion]

[main brook]

i pinged community manager before
@opaque trail, what is community manager

[opaque trail]

and ive only been muted cuz i accidently did !help

think of it like senior moderator but its an old role which only lasted a while

[sacred kelp]

moment

[rigid hinge]

ive been muted alot

[opaque trail]

only dbl boomers remember it

[torn trellis]

CM

Jesus Christ when did that exist

[pallid pebble]

e

[opaque trail]

2018

[versed hollow]

I’ve only been muted once

accidentally

[torn trellis]

Muted twice for being a smartass

fiteme

[opaque trail]

2018

[versed hollow]

I set my prefix as fuck

[main brook]

im going to shard ~4000 times on monday, im gonna be stress testing my new cpu

[torn trellis]

Oh lord that's understandable then

I joined like late '18

[versed hollow]

it was funny until I got muted

[pallid pebble]

I've only got muted 3 times

[opaque trail]

i c

[main brook]

join vc

[fair lion]

Why I see firefox

[rigid hinge]

ive been muted 11 times pog

[pallid pebble]

@main brook can you not stream hentai k thx

[sacred kelp]

wtf ads smh

[fair lion]

So that's why he was in private mode

[sacred kelp]

what u doing lol

[pallid pebble]

WEBTAXXXX

[sacred kelp]

man puts hentai in search

[rigid hinge]

u ever just tap a 12v battery on ur tongue until it runs out

[sacred kelp]

No, i havent

[fair lion]

Is it against rules to stream H?

[pallid pebble]

it is

[sacred kelp]

perhaps brother

[main brook]

it is but im not streaming it

[rigid hinge]

try it and find out mmlol

[fair lion]

But ToS or DBL rules?

[main brook]

both

[sacred kelp]

let him figure out the hard way bruh

[pallid pebble]

but by the time we call a mod the guy stops their stream lmao

[fair lion]

[main brook]

im fucking looking at luca

[sacred kelp]

@trim breach yo mute ur mic buddy

o nm

[opaque trail]

@main brook stop

he is underage

:bearcop:

[trim breach]

@sacred kelp sry

[fair lion]

stinky

[sacred kelp]

this stream is gold

[rigid hinge]

ubducted

[median belfry]

Help oliy has ubducted me

[sacred kelp]

help oliy has ubducted mee

what are those red thing supposed to be

[median belfry]

Eyes

[peak shale]

abducted*

[sacred kelp]

no, ubducted.

[peak shale]

[sacred kelp]

i am denying your pull request

[peak shale]

im denying your push request

😉

[median belfry]

Change the blurple color to black

[opaque trail]

time to multitask

[fair lion]

I'm denying commiting

[peak shale]

im denying your git init

[main brook]

i gtg

[cedar seal]

I m denying ur existance

[versed hollow]

Luca u good?

[solar sentinel]

no

[versed hollow]

back to the pineapple?

why?

[fair lion]

people ask what is but never how is

[sacred kelp]

drug

[versed hollow]

Parmesan is one of the only mods without crazy amounts of badges

[fair lion]

Hmm, if I became a mod, I would be the one without any badges

[versed hollow]

just get hypesquad

lmfaoooooo9o9o9999o9o9o9ooooo9o9ooooo

[fair lion]

Nah

[ebon palm]

You need to have nitro

[versed hollow]

I was running out the slow mode

[fair lion]

No badges is no badges

[ebon palm]

Official requirement

The others just lost it while being mod

[ebon palm]

Just buy it for one month and it’s okay

[fair lion]

add prison and make it cell

[main brook]

ok

[boreal hearth]

https://streamable.com/f652n6 haha cursor go brr

[sacred kelp]

pro gamer

[fair lion]

the video literally froze for me on the first circle popped

[sacred kelp]

nice sliders

[icy terrace]

I love my statu-
Oh shit helltaker

[fringe citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651908275868139530/749735438700511282/bread_bank-1.mp4

[opaque trail]

anyone here uses sublime?

[main brook]

oh wait

i should deepfake dama da ne with luca

[torn trellis]

Oh no

[sacred kelp]

oh no\

[fair lion]

Oh no

[rigid hinge]

i just learned that when u hold shift over messages it shows extra options

[opaque trail]

srsly... noone uses sublime?

[sacred kelp]

congratuw;tiono as

[main brook]

we all use vsc/atom

[torn trellis]

I use it occasionally

[sacred kelp]

-asktoask moment

[opaque trail]

wtf is progress_gauge_control?

[torn trellis]

mainly to just view py or json files

[opaque trail]

and progress bar

[torn trellis]

[sacred kelp]

idk

[boreal hearth]

unintended, but good

[opaque trail]

ok nvm

@sacred kelp i hv the docs opened ofc

[sacred kelp]

perhaps

[opaque trail]

also @main brook i use vsc just im porting my theme to sublime in case i ever move

but idfk what these shit are for

[ember matrix]

does this look good

[sacred kelp]

ask in le forum maybe

[ember matrix]

le what

[opaque trail]

depends on wut tbh callum

[sacred kelp]

what's afb and ya it looks fine

[fair lion]

le gma

[main brook]

almost done

[ember matrix]

it's a bot @opaque trail

[opaque trail]

imagine ur db wrapper needing a schema

i mean it is simple

[ember matrix]

changed the colours

[sacred kelp]

oh i like this one

[opaque trail]

if ur bot is simple then yea...

but if ur bot is smthn else then eh

[ember matrix]

wdym

[torn trellis]

Someone teach me mongodb schemas

[opaque trail]

oh

[fair lion]

[opaque trail]

@torn trellis it isnt supose to exist

wrappers just hv schemas

so progress bar shit is for updates

[torn trellis]

Oh

[opaque trail]

im not gonna fuck with that gonna make it look stupid

[icy terrace]

Beep boop hi yall hru qt yes u you qt

[torn trellis]

Is it like a prepared statement

[ember matrix]

i like it

[fair lion]

Progress bar for twitch subs

[opaque trail]

wut u mean by prepared statment?

[ember matrix]

i'm gonna use it

[peak shale]

Beep boop hi yall hru qt yes u you qt
@icy terrace nou

[icy terrace]

@peak shale yes u

[opaque trail]

its just to make sure u dont add more information or fuck up typing

thats all a schema is rlly(and why ts is nice if u know u fuck up like this a lot)

[ember matrix]

yum

[fair lion]

Guild logger

[ember matrix]

TIME TO FUCKING CACHE MY DB

[opaque trail]

cuz smthn like if u accidentally saved to a db "1" rather than 1 then if u ever do addition to it... it will be "1"+1 = "11"

[ember matrix]

ok my db cache works

[peak shale]

but why

[fair lion]

It just works

[ember matrix]

because it faster

[opaque trail]

db cache is good

[peak shale]

[opaque trail]

but make sure to delete the cache

[peak shale]

me: laughs in mysql

[opaque trail]

once it isnt needed

[ember matrix]

i overcached

[fair lion]

laughs in nosql

[opaque trail]

we here care about speed and scalability

[peak shale]

aka sql

[opaque trail]

hmm interesting

[ember matrix]

@opaque trail I CACHED EVERYTHING

[opaque trail]

why

[peak shale]

bruh moment lol

[main brook]

fml

[opaque trail]

that will be rlly slow when u scale

[ember matrix]

I don't know please help me

[opaque trail]

it takes my laptop around 5mins to request a mongodb with 100k shit

[peak shale]

[ember matrix]

should i not cache then

[fair lion]

[opaque trail]

no no

[fair lion]

non non non non

[opaque trail]

caching is good

[ember matrix]

i don't know how to make it work i'm doing it for guilds and stuff

[peak shale]

"we here care about speed and scalability"
"takes about 5 minutes"

[opaque trail]

thats why caching everything isnt a smart idea once it gets big

[fair lion]

is 10s acceptable

[opaque trail]

i mean for smoller bots it doesnt rlly matter

[peak shale]

10s for what

[ember matrix]

how could i go about doing it in an efficient way

[peak shale]

each request?

[fair lion]

for one command

[peak shale]

bruh no lol

[main brook]

@icy terrace

[peak shale]

0.5s is acceptable

[opaque trail]

i personally just check cache if doesnt exist check db then if exist add to cache

[ember matrix]

would it be better to just request the db every time instead

[opaque trail]

no no

[fair lion]

But I can't change it, cause it has loops and those loops are required

[ember matrix]

that's kinda what i do

[icy terrace]

That is what i do

[opaque trail]

i mean theoretically if u hv ram to spare u could cache everything

[ember matrix]

eh eh eh

[icy terrace]

I have atool that automaticlly deepfake video LOl

[opaque trail]

my wrapper doesnt even cache

[main brook]

oh wait @icy terrace i didn't know botghost accepted user token

mods ban @icy terrace he's self botting check his status

[fair lion]

This is why RPG game should be other bot than main one

[main brook]

hayper!help

[icy terrace]

Error : i am undefinded

[peak shale]

lol

[icy terrace]

[ember matrix]

i am making my own db cache for my bot but if it's a bad idea then i won't

[fringe citrus]

meanwhile i just use a redis server to cache mongoose querys. with a automatic sweep of the cache.

[sacred kelp]

@main brook tf did u do to luca

[ember matrix]

because i am kinda caching everything

[peak shale]

meanwhile mysql

[icy terrace]

I am selfbotting? Nah

[peak shale]

brb

[opaque trail]

i mean it is better to cache more things

[peak shale]

cleverbot

[icy terrace]

[peak shale]

[opaque trail]

but if u care about ur ram u might need to take some other paths

[opaque trail]

cuz caching makes reading very fast

[main brook]

kudos to the people in general vc who helped me with it

[ember matrix]

i'm stuck

[opaque trail]

ur solution is fine

[ember matrix]

what's gonna happen with users

[opaque trail]

if u cache wrongly then the users wont update correctly

also when ur bot scales just make sure the ram usage is in a comfortable area

[ember matrix]

I'm just catching like guild data and stuff

Like prefix etc.

[opaque trail]

yea should be fine

[rigid hinge]

different coloured eyes do b poppin out rn doe

[ember matrix]

But I'm not sure

If it's gonna use up more ram

[opaque trail]

i mean if there are more db objects u are caching more stuff

[ember matrix]

Yeah

[opaque trail]

i still need to learn how and what to cache for speed

cuz rn for ratelimits i just cache most of the stuff

and flush it every 30 minutes so the keys which hv not requested in a while are cleaned

I suggest talkin to someone who owns a bigger bot

[fair lion]

Mee6

[icy terrace]

[opaque trail]

@icy terrace pls explain scaling

oof rip this random mee6

[main brook]

mee6 isn't in this server afaik

@ashen crown

no nvm its here just not cached

[fair lion]

Muted

[ember matrix]

Ok I'm just gonna not cache

Well I might cache a little

I'll cache guilds not users

[fair lion]

[flat edge]

Would smash anime girl

[velvet edge]

wot going on here

[fair lion]

not much

[main brook]

@flat edge

[velvet edge]

[flat edge]

@main brook hot

[median belfry]

nice

stream was worth it

[main brook]

wait can someone clarify what this mute was https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/325648177178869760/729744010981146626

[ember matrix]

Sending discriminative memes

oh wait no nvm mobile went to the wrong messsge

[main brook]

also dsl is down pog

[craggy crown]

Hey beaby do yu hv a boyfend?

[sleek heron]

furries deserve nothing else ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fair lion]

why, why soup

[main brook]

can we not send blood/gore please

[craggy crown]

why, why soup
soupum

[ember matrix]

WHY ARE YOU AT THE SOUP STORE

[craggy crown]

STOP SHOUTING AT ME

[ember matrix]

FUCK YOU

[tidal rampart]

Which one should I use for my next pfp?

[fair lion]

All

[torn trellis]

Selfie as pfp gang

Oh wait I confused the month

Second one ftw

[main brook]

same second one

my bots uptime is really good https://i.imgur.com/7qFmHxM.png

[tidal rampart]

2nd one Okies

@main brook just get 99.99% ez

[fair lion]

Hmm, did you make it by yourself or is it available somewhere?

[main brook]

[tidal rampart]

My bots uptime is 99.99% even with my migration yesterday

[pallid pebble]

@tidal rampart i prefer third

[main brook]

whats your bot again @tidal rampart

too lazy to do -bots in testing-1

[pallid pebble]

-bots @tidal rampart

[hardy coral]

Neko Jade#3375

Bots

@wide epoch
@gritty quest
@bitter crag

[fair lion]

I'm asking if you use external info gathering to get that info about uptime

[pallid pebble]

do it here lol

[velvet edge]

Ew light mode is bad

[tidal rampart]

@main brook asuna be my bot

[main brook]

@wide epoch
@icy terrace
@icy terrace

[tidal rampart]

@pallid pebble idk if u use my API but we moved domain

[pallid pebble]

ik

[tidal rampart]

Yeah

[pallid pebble]

and I don't use it anymore

[tidal rampart]

Ah okie

[main brook]

wait @tidal rampart just set it to your twitter pfp

[tidal rampart]

What

Why

[latent cobalt]

sa

[main brook]

sa

[torn trellis]

Please

Tell me

[latent cobalt]

as

[main brook]

Selamn Aleykum

[latent cobalt]

nabıyonuz

[torn trellis]

Why did you post "hi" in 4 channels

[latent cobalt]

ve aleyküm selam

[torn trellis]

-notr

[hardy coral]

İngilizceden başka dillerde sohbet etmek için #memes-and-media kanalını, top.gg hakkında (Türkçe olarak da) destek almak için #support kanalını kullanın.
Bu kanalda Türkçe konuşmayın.

[main brook]

this is #memes-and-media silly shiv

[torn trellis]

Let's just do this

[main brook]

Selamn Aleykum

[torn trellis]

Did you look at support or general or dev

[main brook]

no

tbf he's probably just using it as a dotpost (to clear messages)

[tidal rampart]

@main brook why should I change my pfp to my twitter one

[torn trellis]

Or just, you know, big brain moment

[main brook]

-notr
@torn trellis, luca commands in #commands and #265156322012561408 please and thank you

[torn trellis]

muted for minimodding

ez

[fair lion]

[tidal rampart]

muted for minimodding
Mute for being rude

[torn trellis]

Muted for being rude towards being rude

[main brook]

Mute for being rude
@tidal rampart, muted for witchhunting others for being rude

[fair lion]

Unmuted, time's up

[tidal rampart]

@tidal rampart, muted for witchhunting others for being rude
@main brook muted for wanting to mute me

[torn trellis]

@main brook an automated thing

I don't think a timezone applied there anyway

[main brook]

i stg we should tell the people who ask to turn ther bot on to (alt+f4)

[torn trellis]

Tempting but no

I'll leave that for other servers

[main brook]

Tempting but no
exactly

holy fuck this person has 2k hours on discord bot maker https://i.imgur.com/k2fYlRt.png

is he making mee6????

is that brendan?????

[torn trellis]

I'm sorry

what

[icy terrace]

WHHHHAT

[torn trellis]

Why would you have more that many hours in DBM anyway

[lusty cliff]

[fair lion]

Is it on steam?

I thought it was on some website

[main brook]

yeah its on steam

[lusty cliff]

On steam

[main brook]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/WizardKingExius/recommended/682130/

[sacred kelp]

@solar sentinel i passed it lol

[main brook]

im interested how the bot (s)he made turned out https://i.imgur.com/SpgJP7S.png

[solar sentinel]

nice

almost 169

[sacred kelp]

moment

[solar sentinel]

ouch

why though

[lament niche]

hm

thats a good question

[solar sentinel]

@fervent bluff happy birthday you gay

[opaque trail]

ping not found

[solar sentinel]

NaNms

[sacred kelp]

then what if is if its not a number idot

[icy terrace]

whast

[pallid pebble]

e

[opaque trail]

wut ide do u use lumap

[pallid pebble]

does vscode counts as an ide

[solar sentinel]

http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15478812/deb3 66

[opaque trail]

@pallid pebble yea

[pallid pebble]

well I use vscode

[timber coral]

shiv and epic are owo uwu?
@rigid hinge possibly uwu

[main brook]

Pretty hot right?

[fair lion]

river of blood

[rigid hinge]

so whos uwu and whos owo?

[pallid pebble]

shiv is owo, epic is uwu

[rigid hinge]

[icy terrace]

ÒwÓ

[timber coral]

@timber coral Would you like to be involved in the current discussion
@torn trellis I meaaan yes I agree you should get the pregnancy moot

shiv is owo, epic is uwu
@pallid pebble mm

[shell finch]

Jackbox 6 be like

[torn trellis]

@timber coral

[hazy aurora]

shiv cute

[torn trellis]

no u

[hazy aurora]

[torn trellis]

[icy terrace]

[fair lion]

[pallid pebble]

@hazy aurora @torn trellis qts

[shell finch]

Javascript logic

[torn trellis]

u more

[pallid pebble]

no u

[opaque trail]

@torn trellis invite me to the kitty huggles emote

[torn trellis]

I'll send you a mail

[opaque trail]

no

[fair lion]

[torn trellis]

@timber coral boop

[opaque trail]

shivaco boop

[icy terrace]

F

i dont like recaptcha

[sacred kelp]

same

[icy terrace]

how 🙂

[sacred kelp]

failing at them

most the time

[fair lion]

Recaptcha never gets me

[icy terrace]

yeah

[sacred kelp]

talking about 80% atleast

[icy terrace]

even if i did true

ok

[sacred kelp]

i mean https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/749594550774792242

[vital willow]

what if recaptcha and hcaptcha had a baby

[sacred kelp]

fuck that baby abort

[fleet herald]

who the fuck is hcaptcha

[vital willow]

lmao

[icy terrace]

hecapctha is so good

[vital willow]

cloudflare uses it

It's just more hassle tbf

[sacred kelp]

no fuck that shit

[icy terrace]

is there a bicycle

[vital willow]

a lot more squares to pick, more mistakes and more challenges

[fleet herald]

@icy terrace it tells you to continue if none match

i think captcha is a lost cause at this point

[sacred kelp]

i just want that click this button and there u go ur now a verified legitimate human

[vital willow]

it is

I'd rather have bots spamming shit everywhere all over forums than have captcha still exist

[fair lion]

Human being

[grave python]

There’s an option though that says “if none exist, press skip”

[timber coral]

@timber coral boop
@torn trellis booop cutie

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI

[sacred kelp]

i'd rather get an email to verify lol

[grave python]

@vital willow if that were to be in place like 95% of sites wouldn’t exist due to spam problems

[torn trellis]

@timber coral

[grave python]

Or they wouldn’t want to create the site in the first place

[sacred kelp]

this tbh

but still i hate the bullshit captchas

[grave python]

Email is too “out of the way” and not everyone has one

but still i hate the bullshit captchas
@sacred kelp I’ve never had a problem with captcha

[icy terrace]

i always have

[grave python]

Even when it asks me to select stuff

Usually i would have to try again once but it’s not that bad

[ember matrix]

Hi

[grave python]

It has good intentions

[icy terrace]

when i did true its not true for recapctha

[grave python]

hi @ember matrix

[sacred kelp]

that one that selects stuff is fine but is somewhat bs in verifying. but you know the one that makes you 'choose the box that has x skip if none' it loads really slow for the new boxes

[ember matrix]

Ur up early lol

[solar sentinel]

hcaptcha

[sacred kelp]

hentaicaptcha

[grave python]

@ember matrix yeah, school
@sacred kelp yeah that is slow, but just go onto other boxes while the current one is loading

[ember matrix]

I hate hcaptcha with a passion

[sacred kelp]

wym click other boxes if i have to wait for the new boxes that actually have x

[grave python]

Check the other boxes that have loaded

Usually there are multiple boxes to check

[ember matrix]

I can't see it fuck mobile

[vital willow]

captcha that makes you do unique hand gestures for your webcam which eventually starts recording that and using it for their data test when

[opaque trail]

best captcha is v3

where it just detects ur mouse movements

[sacred kelp]

well yeah but i click them almost like at the same time lol

[icy terrace]

😄 😄

[grave python]

@vital willow what kinda captchas you doing?

[ember matrix]

Y'all doing online school are lucky

[vital willow]

Well same as everyone else

[sacred kelp]

y

[vital willow]

I'm waiting till I go back lol

[grave python]

My school doesn’t allow us to go until the 4th

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553322925395017732/749676129589133342/video0.mp4

[ember matrix]

I've actually got to go back this week

[sacred kelp]

hate online school because im a lazy ass and forcing me inside my own home makes me even a lazier ass

[icy terrace]

Y'all doing online school are lucky
i hate online classes

[opaque trail]

i hate and like it

[sacred kelp]

this tbh^

[vital willow]

most people on Internet i know are fake af and don't care I want to talk to my real life friends

[opaque trail]

i hate presentations and class itself

but i prefer lurkin in the bg

[sacred kelp]

some of the teachers that are very energetic irl looks very fucken depressed in online class

[opaque trail]

im real

lol jly

[cerulean spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553322925395017732/749676129589133342/video0.mp4

[vital willow]

bruh

[sacred kelp]

elmemxicano

[icy terrace]

bruh the repost

[cerulean spire]

@everyone

[vital willow]

what did you expect

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553322925395017732/749676129589133342/video0.mp4
@icy terrace not like i posted it above here

[vocal mulch]

Lol, that with Henry is classic

[cerulean spire]

[fair lion]

[daring inlet]

imagine if car mirrors had mobile ads everytime you check it

[icy terrace]

..

[fair lion]

I would install adblock

the 'hammer' block

[daring inlet]

And error appears "We noticed youŗe using an ad blo-

[icy terrace]

just install the extension remove mirrors

ez fix

[lament niche]

just install tor

[fair lion]

Actually you can block that

I use adblock to block adblock notice

[daring inlet]

"Super anti adblocker anti error"

[fair lion]

and then I generally procced to enter the website

[icy terrace]

i just delete the scripts that show me that message

[fair lion]

My adblock turns captcha on one website

[azure ingot]

creper

[lament niche]

creeper*

[azure ingot]

ow man

[lament niche]

aw man*

[azure ingot]

creeper

aw man

[lament niche]

no

[azure ingot]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[lament niche]

That is spam my guy

[boreal hearth]

sooo... I tried to play mania... https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15479019/ae9d

[lament niche]

what that mean?

[boreal hearth]

I suck at mania

[lament niche]

nice

[daring inlet]

what if

[lament niche]

god said no

[daring inlet]

imagine discord with ads

[boreal hearth]

"I am trying to see what mods are on111"

[lament niche]

all stinky mods are online

[icy terrace]

False, Shiv isn't online

[lament niche]

besides xig, duane and speedy

[boreal hearth]

Timo isn't stinky cuz it's his birthday

[icy terrace]

Whitename gang 😔

[hazy aurora]

I could make a lot of money by selling a hack client

[lament niche]

lie

[boreal hearth]

bro, stinky xiggyy was a meme for a while

[hazy aurora]

anarchy server players would pay anything for a good hack client to have an advantage

[lament niche]

But XiggyThiccy isnt stinky anymore

[azure ingot]

що

[daring inlet]

all people with red names in this server could use some of that old spice

[hazy aurora]

Xiggy very cute

[lament niche]

@lusty cliff ^ that is absolutely ture

[shell finch]

[hazy aurora]

I agree Link

[lusty cliff]

smh

[fair lion]

Why pay for client, if free are available

[daring inlet]

because in this world people think paid stuff is better than free stuff, you wouldn't eat a burger which is placed on the bench would you??????????

[fair lion]

Depends

[fair lion]

Afaik free ones are as good as paid ones

[fair lion]

and perhaps even better

[daring inlet]

the only thing we love in this world is FREE GAMES

[hazy aurora]

normal minecraft players: I think the axe is one of the best weapons

[fair lion]

anarchy server players would pay anything for a good hack client to have an advantage
I'm referring to this

[hazy aurora]

anarchy: https://youtu.be/wFjZbtRsTjE

[boreal hearth]

hmm