memes-and-media

[tidal rampart]

Yes

Hoi4 yesterday with a few friends

[fair lion]

Was stardew on sale any time earlier?

[brazen pebble]

yes

some week in august

[fair lion]

welp, I only got paid 2 days ago

couldn't do anything about that

[tidal rampart]

Rip

Thx discord

Brb gotta fix

[fair lion]

[main yew]

tf

[fair lion]

AD

[main yew]

tf was in my clipboard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490935325259202560/749631678279975003/unknown-31.png

[fair lion]

Got em

[opaque trail]

welp thats all imma do today

sublime themein has so much limitations

[tidal rampart]

@opaque trail enjoy

[opaque trail]

wut?

im gonna go sleep now

[fair lion]

hmm, how is it 5 pm already

[brazen pebble]

https://trans.ceo/

[opaque trail]

@brazen pebble i do

[fair lion]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-l-jackson-yes-yes-i-do-laughing-gif-14154876

[opaque trail]

hentai cool

[fair lion]

what the

[warm pond]

@tired needle

Ly though :3

[main yew]

Remember Kids, t h e * * t r i c k

[opaque trail]

@warm pond good meme

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNHh9GcPAl4

[boreal hearth]

https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15475267/1690 holy shit this was hard

cross screen jumps

fast too

[craggy crown]

Um?um

[fair lion]

umum

[tardy mauve]

@boreal hearth youum spendum tooum muchum timeum inum thisum chatum smhum

[fluid jolt]

smh

[pallid pebble]

b r u h

@tardy mauve nah he spend too much time on osu!

[tardy mauve]

good point

[opaque trail]

stop

[boreal hearth]

I would argue, but it would be invalid

[tardy mauve]

Bruh I asked a question in discord.js support and I got completely fucking aired

[fair lion]

Hatsuneum Milkuum

[pallid pebble]

@tired needle gonna vomit thx to u

[pallid sun]

@tired needle stop please

[brittle narwhal]

Miles why

[tardy mauve]

yeah, I didn't need that

[solar sentinel]

wtf

[tardy mauve]

please no

[solar sentinel]

that's some disturbing shit right there

[pallid sun]

M I L E S N O O O O O

[median belfry]

what have u done miles

[fair lion]

[tardy mauve]

this shit right here

[boreal hearth]

petition to remove miles' image perms

[pallid sun]

sign

[tardy mauve]

oui

my dad just walked in and saw that

[tardy mauve]

fucks sake

[median belfry]

😳

[pallid sun]

miles what the fuck where are you getting these

[tardy mauve]

Questionable content

[boreal hearth]

@young vessel remove his image perms111

[tardy mauve]

as the french say, oui

[fair lion]

non

[tardy mauve]

comment tapells tu

[fair lion]

[tardy mauve]

or whatever the fuck

[pallid sun]

sorry I don’t speak baguette

[tardy mauve]

I do german bruh

[boreal hearth]

someone

[fair lion]

I do german too

[pallid sun]

nein

[tardy mauve]

german poggers

[fair lion]

Ja

[pallid sun]

nein

[tardy mauve]

nein

[fair lion]

Ja

[tardy mauve]

ight im out

[pallid sun]

Nein!

[fair lion]

[tardy mauve]

auf wiedersehn

[brazen pebble]

comment tu t'appelles

[fair lion]

Tschus

[pallid sun]

Tschus!

[timid stream]

sies

[fair lion]

Was ist das

[brazen pebble]

fixed ur french

[pallid sun]

ja.

[opaque trail]

@boreal hearth ur a big gamer weeb

[boreal hearth]

@opaque trail duh

of course I am

[opaque trail]

and a cutie

[fair lion]

[pallid sun]

uglyngineer

[fair lion]

qtum

[opaque trail]

@versed hollow wake up

[boreal hearth]

@opaque trail that I am not

[opaque trail]

u are... duhhh

[boreal hearth]

nu

[pallid sun]

https://youtu.be/_kjjzk0K-NE feat. me

[balmy nebula]

ha

https://www.zdnet.com/article/malicious-npm-package-caught-trying-to-steal-sensitive-discord-and-browser-files/

[opaque trail]

[fair lion]

What's this uwu

[pallid sun]

lOL

[balmy nebula]

@fleet herald i was right not to buy fall guys

[opaque trail]

fallguys bad

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[brazen pebble]

leveldb?

[pallid sun]

Wait it doesn’t mean that?

[fair lion]

[opaque trail]

leveldb is weird

[fair lion]

le veldb

[fleet herald]

Lmao nice

[timid stream]

langum meetingum nowum!

[fair lion]

whereum

[fleet herald]

Npm viruses are so fucking high IQ

[opaque trail]

too high that people fall for em

[pallid sun]

rip miles

[median belfry]

f

[hexed mortar]

leveldb bleh

[timid stream]

cultum

[balmy nebula]

imagine your account starts posting it's info because you started playing fall guys

[fleet herald]

Get your shitty package into one of the many js libraries with a billion people depend on and now you have a highly successful virus

[pallid sun]

Wait what happened @balmy nebula

[fair lion]

but what if you don't have any of those

would it crash then?

[balmy nebula]

@fair lion i guess your safe

@pallid sun npm package in fall guys takes user data

[opaque trail]

@hexed mortar isnt it like 8am for u?

[pallid sun]

fall guys runs on nodejs?

[hexed mortar]

yep

[opaque trail]

the api

@pallid sun api packages

[pallid sun]

close enough

[fair lion]

Pay so much for njs game

[craggy crown]

Pootum

[pallid sun]

#mod-logs message if that was a good bot, you’d be able to make a good description eejit

[fair lion]

An actual bot

Why bots don't have bot in name

[opaque trail]

what

[ember matrix]

h

[pallid sun]

[brazen pebble]

this server in 1 image

[pallid sun]

this server in 1 image

[ember matrix]

this server in one word:
Arch

[pallid sun]

yo i use arch

[ember matrix]

Bloc

[brazen pebble]

did you know dbl is the dirtiest server on discord
its shitpost channel is actually filled with shit

[pallid sun]

[ember matrix]

jk

Suprised I still haven't blocked webtax

[brazen pebble]

i use arch

[pallid sun]

miles is gone

[ember matrix]

wait what

[pallid sun]

[ember matrix]

@tired needle

[pallid sun]

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/325648177178869760/749653627169144882

[ember matrix]

o

[boreal hearth]

pog 100 pp

[ember matrix]

He was high?

Damn

[boreal hearth]

https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15475428/56a9

[pallid sun]

dunno

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJNk0x7GV0Q

[pallid sun]

pp

[ember matrix]

Why is osu! borderline sfw

[fair lion]

This guy plays Osu for 2 months and is already at like 6*

[ember matrix]

yes

[fair lion]

His skill improvement is actually godlike

[pallid sun]

it seems to be my school technician

[boreal hearth]

@ember matrix nsfw bgs are banned

[ember matrix]

That image there is borderline sfw

[boreal hearth]

but like, for example osu! and Twitch has different definitions of nsfw

that was the youtuber making the thumbnail

that isn't a bg for any map in osu!

[brazen pebble]

Why is osu! borderline nsfw
@ember matrix well its only that stupid youtuber that makes dumb clickbait

[ember matrix]

Yes men are not allowed to show their nip naps on twitch but women can show theirs

[fair lion]

Mod can delete that link tbh, just saying that guy - Huahwi - has very rapid improvement

[boreal hearth]

nah, he just play farm maps

[patent hill]

oi

[boreal hearth]

that's it

[ember matrix]

nip naps

[fair lion]

But he plays it for 2 months only

[boreal hearth]

he doesn't play the real maps

he just play maps like cbcc

he don't play any hard maps

[ember matrix]

I thought you said cbbc there

[brazen pebble]

6* farm maps are easy yea?

[boreal hearth]

his skill range is at around 3* or 4*

[ember matrix]

What the fuck are you saying

[boreal hearth]

which is normal for 2 months

[fair lion]

umum

[brazen pebble]

lol

[ember matrix]

What the fuck does this mean

I'm too not weeb to understand this

[boreal hearth]

I can play 6* maps semi-consistently, but I can pass a high 7* farm map

[fair lion]

Aprixia, do you use only one finger?

[boreal hearth]

but I can't pass a normal 7* map

[brazen pebble]

https://github.com/b1naryth1ef/agora

[boreal hearth]

same way, he can't pass the 6* maps I play

but he can pass the 6* farm maps

[ember matrix]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING

[boreal hearth]

since they are meant to be easy and overweight

and @fair lion I both single tap and alt tap

[fair lion]

Your buttons at the right be like 200+ and 7

[boreal hearth]

I single fast jumps, alt fast sliders

[brazen pebble]

can't play osu on a shit laptop

[fair lion]

[ember matrix]

You people are confusing

[boreal hearth]

yeah, so, some maps I fully alt, some maps I fully single tap

[fair lion]

So how long till your supporter expires?

[ember matrix]

What on earth does any of this shit MEAN

[boreal hearth]

well, I am going to buy another year on my birthday soo... 1 year 27 days

I bought a year of supporter 26th September last year

[fair lion]

2+2 = 5 @ember matrix

[ember matrix]

AAA

[fair lion]

I wonder if you support 10k will they give you perm supp

[boreal hearth]

I mean, you'd kinda have permanent anyways

[fair lion]

Rafis be like

[boreal hearth]

1 year is 26$

[timid stream]

lel

[boreal hearth]

you'd get 384.615 years of supporter for $10k

[icy terrace]

https://trygoogling.it

[brazen pebble]

ok what

[icy terrace]

huh

@flat matrix you didn't buy the domain

[solar sentinel]

just use Google Italy

[fair lion]

@boreal hearth does the map get BPM based upon the song? Or you have to set it up first?

[boreal hearth]

I don't even remember if this quote is there if you don't have supporter

[icy terrace]

https://google.it

[boreal hearth]

@fair lion mappers have to time the map themselves

so, it's not automatic

and mistimed maps are unrankable

[fair lion]

Okay, thought it was auto when it set at 120 BPM

I changed it myself to 180 tho

[boreal hearth]

the reason is that humans are able to get much more accurate timing for music than what a computer can

120 bpm is the default whenever add a new red line

but like, I use a website to get the bpm

and for the map I am mapping right now

the website said 136 bpm

the song is actually 135 bpm

[fair lion]

What website?

[boreal hearth]

https://getsongbpm.com/tools/audio

it doesn't get offset, only bpm

and you still have to listen to the ticks to make sure it's correct

if it's not, you will hear if it's too fast or too slow

[fair lion]

Somehow 123 BPM

[boreal hearth]

does it sound correct though?

does the ticks line up when you have the offset correct?

[fair lion]

Don't think so, at 180 BPM I could still make it at least good timing

[boreal hearth]

remember offset is important

[fair lion]

I will try it now

so if it's 123

I should set BPM to 120 and offset 3?

[boreal hearth]

no

do you know what offset is?

[fair lion]

offset changes the timing

[boreal hearth]

offset is where the first sound it

it should always be on the first beat

and on the exact ms

let's say your music starts up with drums

[boreal hearth]

you should be able to hear a tick and a drum hit at the exact same time

[fair lion]

So I should just lineup this circle right?

[boreal hearth]

0 offset is never correct

and jesus that sv

that's some extremely fast sliders

and why slider tick rate 3

[fair lion]

I have no sliders

[boreal hearth]

you will need sliders

send me the song

[fair lion]

For now I don't have

But I just need to know what to change here

So I tried manually pressing and it gave me exact result

[pallid sun]

you fat bald bastard

2000 years of constant evolution

[fair lion]

Now it's too slow for the circles eh, so I need to change them

[grave python]

created the piece of shit you are

[pallid pebble]

got case #33333 https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/325648177178869760/749662930974408785

[grave python]

Good work

[timid stream]

I paid the taxi and I didn't get on

[sleek heron]

[icy terrace]

I be jerking off on this shit

[torn trellis]

How cool, my bot doesn't want to respond to me

[fair lion]

blocked

[main yew]

today is the day when a lot of bots go sleep

because they use heroku

[fair lion]

Actually heroku users go to sleep on 23th afaik

[main yew]

my bot went sleep today

[fair lion]

went

[torn trellis]

What the fuck

[pallid sun]

who needs msfs when you can have ksp

[icy terrace]

No one:
Wikipedia:

[boreal hearth]

@fair lion can you send me the song

I'll do the timing

[pallid sun]

json be a programming language tho

[fair lion]

I just did timing

from pressing

[boreal hearth]

I'll make sure it's correct

[fair lion]

and it actually was correct to what website told

[boreal hearth]

send me the map

[torn trellis]

and now it's not receiving the ready event

???????????

[pallid sun]

shiv's bot borked

[fair lion]

I'll have to change entire map cause I changed the BPM

[boreal hearth]

yeah, that's why you do the timing correctly first

you time the whole map before mapping

and you verify it's correct

by listening in the timing section

[icy terrace]

json be a programming language tho
@pallid sun what the hell

[boreal hearth]

I mean it kinda is

[pallid pebble]

help am bored

[brazen pebble]

it isn't tho

[boreal hearth]

It's a language used in programming

[pallid pebble]

back to school Wednesday

[brazen pebble]

i have school next week

[pallid sun]

it was a couple weeks ago here

[boreal hearth]

I got back at school August 17th get on my level

[fair lion]

Should I change Z and X?

[boreal hearth]

yes

I use A nd S

[fair lion]

I will use A S

[solar sentinel]

ass

[boreal hearth]

they're the perfect balance for me for both speed, stamina, and relaxation

also, use your thumb to lift up your hand

[fair lion]

Bruh what

[boreal hearth]

like this

[fair lion]

Maybe also this?

[boreal hearth]

wait why the fuck did the cropped screenshot not save

[solar sentinel]

exposed

[boreal hearth]

I am taking a screenshot to not send like 6mb

[tender nimbus]

u has nitro tho

[boreal hearth]

yeah but my internet doesn't

[pallid pebble]

13th grade sounds fun

[tender nimbus]

but i see wifi icon

[fair lion]

You have square keyboard

I can't do that

[boreal hearth]

yeah but 0.25 mbps uploadspeed

[tender nimbus]

[brazen pebble]

im in 2nd year of hs yeet

[opaque trail]

Qt

[boreal hearth]

@fair lion what do you mean square keyboard

[tender nimbus]

im a elementary schooler

[boreal hearth]

I have a mechanical keyboard

[brazen pebble]

im probably the only one in my class doing cs

[solar sentinel]

i have a laptop keyboard

[opaque trail]

Oof

Same flaz

[fair lion]

I mean this shape, mine isn't like that

[opaque trail]

That is a rectangle

[boreal hearth]

what is your keyboard like

what kind of monstrosity keyboard do you have

[opaque trail]

^

[boreal hearth]

do you have like this

[opaque trail]

Hmm

U hv a palm rest?

[boreal hearth]

it should still work on that

[fair lion]

palm rest?

[boreal hearth]

I just saw this keyboard and I absolutely hate it

[tender nimbus]

that aint a keyboard, that a frisbee fam

[opaque trail]

Paddin for ur palm

Circular keys caps are a meme

[torn trellis]

My bot had a different prefix for my server

but it didn't want to respond to mentions

🤔

[fair lion]

not that much of a palm rest

[opaque trail]

What is the model let us google an image

[boreal hearth]

what a setup

[quasi briar]

Jesus

[tender nimbus]

drummers nightmare

[quasi briar]

Ham

[tidal rampart]

Ster

[tender nimbus]

ing

[fair lion]

Combat FX-ONE

[quasi briar]

Retsmah

[boreal hearth]

uhm

[quasi briar]

Wew

[boreal hearth]

wait...

[quasi briar]

Now that's gamer

[tender nimbus]

i kinda wanna see chat get cursed. You're now allowed only one word, let the other person complete the sentence with their one word too

hi

[boreal hearth]

wait what

[tender nimbus]

already fucked it

[leaden drift]

I

[quasi briar]

Am

[tender nimbus]

very

[fair lion]

umum

[torn trellis]

Fuck Discord's way of handling mentions lmfao

[boreal hearth]

ok why

[quasi briar]

But

[tender nimbus]

today

[ripe rose]

Yikes

[boreal hearth]

uh...

[quasi briar]

That's

[fair lion]

We all ignoring of shivaco's bot's errors

[ripe rose]

I hate those weird keyboards

[torn trellis]

Why am I getting <@ in user.mention but <@! in message content

[tender nimbus]

a

if ya'll didnt notice, we doing only one words

[boreal hearth]

no...

[quasi briar]

Why am I getting <@ in user.mention but <@! in message content
@torn trellis replace <@! With <@

! Is a nickname

[torn trellis]

Honestly, I'll just make a list of my bot's mention

But... the bot doesn't have one??????

[boreal hearth]

OH GOD NO

[tender nimbus]

[leaden drift]

Why am I getting <@ in user.mention but <@! in message content
Because discord

[quasi briar]

:Shrug:

[torn trellis]

I'm actually pissed at Discord at this point

[tender nimbus]

well i tried

[icy terrace]

[tender nimbus]

@quasi briar ty for playing,

[quasi briar]

No

Problem

[tender nimbus]

Wink

[boreal hearth]

why...

[pallid pebble]

OH GOD NO
@boreal hearth this is an actual controller for the gamecube btw

not a meme

[brazen pebble]

what no

[grizzled cosmos]

why...
Wtf

[pallid pebble]

yes

[fair lion]

    var argsarray = message.content;
    argsarray = argsarray.toString().split(' ') 
    args = args.slice(argsarray[0].length+1).toString().split(' ') ``` 
And now the array has all words isn't that quick ![KEKW](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/727825308404940800.webp?size=128 "KEKW")

[boreal hearth]

"what keyboard do you use?"
me: my pants

[pallid pebble]

n o

[boreal hearth]

oh for the love of god

[fair lion]

eh, why nobody commented on my partly cursed code

[grizzled cosmos]

"what keyboard do you use?"
me: my pants
U cant defeat me

[boreal hearth]

what the fuck this mouse

[fair lion]

I even did 'var'

[boreal hearth]

@fair lion good, continue using var

var is good

[fair lion]

Bruh, that was a part of cursed, I use let

[brazen pebble]

please stop

[pallid pebble]

stop with cursed images @boreal hearth plz

[brazen pebble]

stop using var

[pallid pebble]

var let = const;

[boreal hearth]

nice mouse bro

[fair lion]

Aprixia, search for mousepads

You will see some nice and curvy ones

[brazen pebble]

me

[boreal hearth]

how do you use this

[pallid pebble]

u dont

[fair lion]

yes

[boreal hearth]

what the fuck is this

[pallid pebble]

or you commit suicide

[fair lion]

Who was hungry

[boreal hearth]

ok this one is just clever

[fair lion]

Where's the mswhl

[boreal hearth]

nonexistant

[fair lion]

No more scrolling

[boreal hearth]

oh god

wait no!

[grizzled cosmos]

wtf

[boreal hearth]

it's the ones on the side!

[fair lion]

Isn't this a button

[boreal hearth]

also heeelp

yo pog mouse bro

[fair lion]

btw what mouse do you use?

[boreal hearth]

gaming mouse 101

[fair lion]

I myself use Genesis GX78

[brazen pebble]

MADCATZ

[grizzled cosmos]

Best keyboard

[brazen pebble]

LOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLLLLOOL

[boreal hearth]

OH NO WE'RE BACK TO THE KEYBOARDS

[pallid sun]

nah right

im gonna get the mods to mute every single one of ye's

[fair lion]

yeah left

[boreal hearth]

oh god

[pallid sun]

[boreal hearth]

I hate this...

[pallid sun]

wHAT THE FUCk

[fair lion]

Actually why the keyboards have LED

[elfin oak]

That mouse looks great

[boreal hearth]

OH NO

[elfin oak]

A terrible idea with a great execution

[pallid sun]

no veld it doesnt

[brazen pebble]

uh so u can see in the dark

[pallid sun]

oH WHAT THE GFUCK

[elfin oak]

That one looks so fake

[fair lion]

@brazen pebble, that wasn't a question

[brazen pebble]

tfw apple

[boreal hearth]

apple tv mouse

[elfin oak]

Hot

[boreal hearth]

someone save me...

[pallid sun]

ok that one at least makes a bit of fucking sense

[elfin oak]

Dude this is epic

[pallid sun]

no fuck that one

[fair lion]

I use my keyboard for past years and only now the keys signs started to disappear

[elfin oak]

Wtf

[icy terrace]

sqlite is the most confusing thing in the world (pun intended)

[elfin oak]

No that's amazing

[pallid sun]

???????????????????????

[boreal hearth]

uh

[elfin oak]

Where's the pun?

[pallid sun]

wait no i remember something

[versed hollow]

no I do

[elfin oak]

That's a real gamer set

[boreal hearth]

WAIT WHY DOES THIS SHOW UP

[pallid sun]

https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/cBnVWRNh.png this is what i was looking for @icy terrace

[boreal hearth]

NO DON'T MARRY THE MOUSE

BRO IT'S A MOUSE MOUSE

[brazen pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnBT9uUYb1w

[pallid sun]

mOUSE MOUSE

THE FUCK

[boreal hearth]

oh no

[pallid sun]

right, fuck every one of yous

[grizzled cosmos]

Its a mouse too

[boreal hearth]

BANANA PHONE

[pallid sun]

aye fuck all of yous

allllllllllllllllllllll of yous are going to hell

[fair lion]

Who you gonna call

[boreal hearth]

ghost busters

NOOOOOOOO

[grizzled cosmos]

What a nice pc

[pallid sun]

what the fuck

[versed hollow]

that

[pallid pebble]

haha bot queue goes brrrr

[boreal hearth]

now, which side was the A key on...

[pallid pebble]

did xignotic pinged mods to do it or...

[grizzled cosmos]

Aw its really good

[pallid pebble]

xig be like @icy terrace mods QUEUE TIME BETCH

[pallid pebble]

bruh i pinged a guy with eren's pfp

[pallid sun]

why do i hae the sudden urge tae speak scotland

[boreal hearth]

YOU CAN'T BE FOR REAL

[pallid pebble]

@boreal hearth bruh

[pallid sun]

right thats fuckin crossin the line

[fair lion]

Walkin all day

[pallid sun]

i mean it isnae wrang is it

[fair lion]

In those must be painful

[icy terrace]

Queue go brr

[boreal hearth]

NO!!!

[fair lion]

why mute case went on #starboard

[boreal hearth]

oh dinner time

[fair lion]

Yare yare daze

[pale mulch]

HELLO

[pallid sun]

HELLO

[pale mulch]

*_How are you_*

[fair lion]

You put those outside

[craggy crown]

helloum

[fair lion]

**Hell **

[pale mulch]

whaaattttttttttt

[finite heron]

https://i.redd.it/8qa07fnmhgm01.jpg

mario mouse

[opaque trail]

Wew

[pale mulch]

laskndasndasjndas

[fair lion]

We back to cursed stuff

[eager echo]

hitman is so fucking hard

the concept is cool though

[brazen pebble]

tfw ur only adding cosmetics instead of actually adding features

like bruh

im supposed to add sound and keyboard to my vm

[opaque trail]

Lol

[fair lion]

Anybody read The Tutorial Is Too Hard?

[opaque trail]

User interface is important

Wut u doin lukie pie

[fair lion]

What's going on in #general voice

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/vyJMCeky.png

[fair lion]

This sounds like someone's april fools

[opaque trail]

The frick

Is it the url trick?

[brazen pebble]

yes

[daring inlet]

[timid stream]

nice, just nice

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/WMG6Hq65.png i did this

[timid stream]

M

[fair lion]

Looks like undertale

[pallid pebble]

e

[analog lark]

@young vessel these kids are plugin music through their mics pls server moot

[pallid pebble]

can confirm

my ears

[opaque trail]

Luke wut u playin

[pallid sun]

bruh what is this an api with text and not json? https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/MipukE7I.png

[opaque trail]

@pallid pebble dont e post

[pallid pebble]

no

[opaque trail]

Lol matthew

[analog lark]

@young vessel someone server mute evaded

ok they both did

[torn trellis]

if he joins back I'll just ban him

aw

[opaque trail]

@analog lark wut u playin

[fair lion]

What are you doing there?

[analog lark]

I was playing with my new Wheel

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[torn trellis]

e

[analog lark]

im tired and feel sick since I started in vr

[opaque trail]

O

[pallid sun]

@young vessel how the hell do you evade a voice mute?

[brazen pebble]

@opaque trail did u finish with sublime

[torn trellis]

Re-join the server

[pallid sun]

i'd think discord would just prevent against that but

[torn trellis]

[deft geyser]

Discord doesn’t even have a way to keep roles on rejoining

Keep dreaming

[pallid sun]

shiv i feel like stealing most of your emotes

they're just all so good where do you find them

[torn trellis]

[fair lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260896487318355968/749246526831722536/image0.gif

[torn trellis]

From various servers

[pallid sun]

@fair lion me in bed

[opaque trail]

@brazen pebble apparently sublime color scheme isnt as robust as vsc

[fair lion]

This actually could be used as emoji

[opaque trail]

So im basically done

Just... Idk if i covered everything

I need a code a snippet where i can view everything

[deft geyser]

[opaque trail]

Beany beany beany

[pallid sun]

bean's beany beaned beans
best enjoyed with oliy's oily olivey (Extra Virgin) olive oil

[deft geyser]

Someone please code a global lock that waits for db for me ty

[opaque trail]

What?

[deft geyser]

[versed hollow]

bruh

[deft geyser]

I don’t even know

I have an idea, and I pick some words that kinda go together

[opaque trail]

I need to learn how to scale data handling especially with a db

Like indexing and stuff

[deft geyser]

Basically my bot flips it’s shit if it can’t connect to mongodb atlas. I just need a way to return on all events if db isn’t connected

[fair lion]

So you want a channel lock that resumes when DB sends result?

[deft geyser]

[pallid sun]

same

[deft geyser]

I have an idea

But I also want to be lazy

[pallid sun]

buuuUuuuht

i have a db cache system

so if my db goes out its probably fine

[fair lion]

I use mongodb but it always connects so far

[pallid sun]

if my db goes out its almost certain the bots out too

[opaque trail]

Cuz ngl a botlist isnt hard to make but when u consider hvin 100k+ bots how do u index those in a efficient way

[pallid sun]

know why?

[deft geyser]

I’m just gonna sneak in a little wrapper function between the client.on and the actual event’s function when I load it

[pallid sun]

Cuz ngl a botlist isnt hard to make but when u consider hvin 100k+ bots how do u index those in a efficient way
@opaque trail you don't.

[opaque trail]

What

[pallid sun]

because i host my own mongo cluster

[fair lion]

Btw, how you keep cache if the bot restarts itself?

[opaque trail]

Save in a json dump

[fair lion]

but json get corrupted quick

[pallid sun]

i dont @fair lion

[deft geyser]

I normally don’t have a problem with atlas, but it was after all that wack cloudflare stuff a few hours ago and it took a while to come back

[opaque trail]

Only in js

[deft geyser]

Well if you are just saving on shutdown, and loading on startup corruption wouldn’t be an issue

[analog lark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTMjucCj590&feature=youtu.be

[opaque trail]

@pallid sun for a smol botlist u can just fetch all the bots then index em

[pallid sun]

yea ig

[deft geyser]

That only really becomes a problem when you are trying to write multiple times at once

[opaque trail]

But if the bot list is large it takes quite a while to fetch all

No its not that bean

Its when u read and write at the same time or smthn

[pallid sun]

"a while" fetch all top.gg db any% speedrun

[deft geyser]

Ah

[fair lion]

I think, the reason for why all my json files never actually saved anything was because I put the saving file in wrong place

[opaque trail]

Fs nextra fixes that

[deft geyser]

Even still, read on startup and save on shutdown shouldn’t really be affected by that

Should be good enough

[opaque trail]

https://youtu.be/RY_2gElt3SA

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/iL53cMsy.png lol

[opaque trail]

That kinda explains why u shouldnt just read and write to a file

2 stars

I need moar stars on GitHub

[fair lion]

What those stars mean?

[deft geyser]

Ah fuck I need to write an auto retry system for mongo too

My list of stuff to code is too long

[brazen pebble]

my most starred project is termtalk lmao

[opaque trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837258768515083/749645864401764383/unknown.png this is how far i got. The theme is smthn i found online but im gonna take a lot of inspiration from it

@fair lion nothin rlly

Either way imma sleep i hv class in 6hrs and 30mins

[pallid sun]

Ah fuck I need to write an auto retry system for mongo too
@deft geyser im just not doing that lmao

[deft geyser]

Lmao

[pallid sun]

something fails and im fucked

[opaque trail]

Lol

[pallid sun]

but

[deft geyser]

Well, the goal is ultimate laziness

[opaque trail]

Do oop

[deft geyser]

If I have to ssh in I’ve failed

[pallid sun]

lol

[opaque trail]

So u can just run a function

[fair lion]

I just have 'if' but it doesn't try to retry, I bet I could use timer for that

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/ADbCQDOs.png

[opaque trail]

Look at my gh

[brazen pebble]

i average 3 stars each repo

[opaque trail]

Wait

I hv 1 repo with 12 stars

And i dont even work on it anymore

I only accept prs

I wonder if my music bot still works

[fair lion]

I probably can say that I have only one rep

[opaque trail]

Welp actually put down my phone and sleep

[fair lion]

[timid stream]

what happened?

[icy terrace]

omae wa mou shindeiru

[fair lion]

nani

[brazen pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI

[fair lion]

Music sharing ya

https://youtu.be/eBJQ6JkqjzE

[opaque trail]

Skyfall and rolling in the deep is probs the only 2 songs i like from adele

[fluid obsidian]

@finite heron is massive qt

[brazen pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzLl-XpJt0

[fluid obsidian]

is that bts

[fair lion]

Doesn't seem like it

iirc BTS is boys band

[icy terrace]

i swear to god youtube has connections with discord

everytime a youtube video gets posted here it shows up in my recommendations what the fuck

am confuse

[fair lion]

it follows your IP

[brazen pebble]

or maybe ur yt is connected

[fluid obsidian]

kpop better not be in my fuckin recomends 😠

[icy terrace]

or maybe ur yt is connected
@brazen pebble it is not

[fair lion]

Is anybody nightcore fan? 😳

[sand wind]

hi

[icy terrace]

no

[fair lion]

Don't crush dreams

[brazen pebble]

no

[sand wind]

can you help my bot

[brazen pebble]

look your bot may be going through some emotional problems but we can't help, u have to help the bot urself. if your bot ever considers suicide, call 1-800-literally-fucking-pm2

[fair lion]

Shitpost kind of help

[rustic olive]

Leaked video of @plush crescent

[plush crescent]

👀

[pallid sun]

is that true

[hazy aurora]

https://ram.is-inside.me/2J4VpmE2.png

Minecraft bot working so far

[plush crescent]

is that true
@pallid sun no

[pallid sun]

ok nice

[rustic olive]

yes it is

[pallid sun]

how do you know

[hazy aurora]

the bot can walk to coordinates and do other stuff

[rustic olive]

watched him record it

[pallid sun]

aye i see

[hazy aurora]

also has spam detection

[gilded dove]

@hazy aurora are you just making baritone

or is it alreaddy added in the bot

[tulip field]

(read the rules and emoji name then you will get it)

[pallid sun]

Aeh what did you do

[versed hollow]

nice dotpost idiot

[pallid sun]

thanks nerd

[versed hollow]

@torn trellis

[pallid sun]

oH god

[fair lion]

[torn trellis]

@timber coral would you consider this to be a relatable meme

[timber coral]

@gilded dove how are your meme dumps so god damn relateable lmfao

[gilded dove]

because they just are

[pallid sun]

@gilded dove more relatable meme dumps when

[fair lion]

I want memes that relate 1:1

and I can bet nobody will ever get close to 1:10000

[thick fox]

[pallid pebble]

e

plz epowost me sewpai~

[fair lion]

Who's your senpai?

[pallid pebble]

that's a good question

@hasty raptor senpai?are you here?

[hasty raptor]

uh....

[fair lion]

Aren't senpais, people who are older?

[hasty raptor]

im....

[pallid pebble]

he is older than me

[hasty raptor]

u wot

[pallid pebble]

I pinged you randomly tbh

[pallid sun]

what

[pallid pebble]

me tired

[fair lion]

[pallid pebble]

need slep

[brazen pebble]

senpai is someone higher in the social hierarchy

🧠

[timid stream]

help bot offline

[tardy mauve]

?

[timid stream]

i need robux to turn it on ok no

[fair lion]

help bot online

[tardy mauve]

@timid stream I don't understand but ok

[pallid pebble]

help my bot works

idk why

[pallid sun]

help my bot works

[fair lion]

Hmm, weird I was thinking about mentioning you Reis

[pallid sun]

why the fuck please help

[tardy mauve]

help my bot works
@pallid pebble A common fix is to delete index.js

[pallid sun]

how do i unfix it

[fair lion]

Like seconds ago and just opened discord again to see new messages

[pallid sun]

aye i'll try that

[pallid pebble]

but that would make it... hm

[pallid sun]

Oi it worked

[tardy mauve]

trust me, it speeds it up by like 45%

[fair lion]

for instant fix, try deleting files

[pallid pebble]

try deleting system32

[pallid sun]

will do e

[pallid pebble]

or root

[pallid sun]

aye

[tardy mauve]

me when the

[timid stream]

legoman is inmortal

[fair lion]

Try explaining KC ability to other people

Maybe that will help

[pallid pebble]

@plush crescent plz de hoist hoisters

[icy terrace]

@icy terrace 30 Ağustos zafer bayramımız kutlu olsun "reis"

[timid stream]

why ppl needs body pillows?

[torn trellis]

because they are comfy

uwu

[timid stream]

most ppl uses body pillow for horny purposes

most

[fair lion]

Why not

If you are horny, you could order something else tbh

Pillows are made to sleep with/on

[tardy mauve]

ok

[plush crescent]

@plush crescent plz de hoist hoisters
@pallid pebble there is no hoisters, wym

[pallid pebble]

there was

[timid stream]

Pillows are made to sleep with/on
@fair lion well now i need a body pillow

[pallid sun]

i dont understand why people shove an ugly-ass ! at the start of their name

really just makes me wanna remove them

[timid stream]

! Asterki

[pallid sun]

! Matthew

[fair lion]

If discord allowed for only space then there would be no !

[torn trellis]

I hate regex

[pallid pebble]

regex is hell change my mind

[pallid sun]

no

[gilded owl]

regex is pog

[timid stream]

regex isn't parmesan

[pallid pebble]

regex is not the best as it's not easy if you don't know how to use it

[timid stream]

we need some bot to use on #memes-and-media and #general

no luca btw

[pallid pebble]

no

[timid stream]

why?

[pallid pebble]

#commands is shitpost but with bots

[timid stream]

alt + f4

[pallid sun]

ah.

Back to green again.

[fair lion]

Welcome back in hell

[pallid sun]

no #boosters is hell

[fair lion]

is #boosters moderated?

[pallid pebble]

#boomers

yes it is

[vital willow]

i would always use a body pillow

[icy terrace]

#boosters doesnt exist

[pallid pebble]

it does

[vital willow]

you're right it doesnt

hes lying to you

[icy terrace]

weird

[pallid sun]

my final message in #boosters:

change da world

[fair lion]

Nah

[pallid sun]

i truly did change da world

[pallid pebble]

@pallid sun

[vital willow]

@pallid sun

oh

i really got you there anyways

[pallid sun]

it did end

sad.

[fair lion]

booster is auto assigned role, can't be given by others

[pallid sun]

aye

[torn trellis]

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/home/docs/checkouts/readthedocs.org/user_builds/dblpy/checkouts/latest/setup.py", line 18, in <module>
    version = re.search(r'^__version__\s*=\s*[\'\"]([^\'\"]*)[\'\"]', f.read(), re.MULTILINE).group(1)
AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'group'

fuck you regex

[fair lion]

The only role that discord keeps track of

[pallid sun]

fuck regex all my homies hate regex

[pallid pebble]

fuck you regex
@torn trellis yes

[fair lion]

python more like snake

[pallid sun]

python

[torn trellis]

me yelling my stress out

[fair lion]

https://tenor.com/view/nya-anime-kawaii-gif-5602545

[pallid sun]

what is that thing

[torn trellis]

How does the same regex for fucking __author__ work but not for __version__

[fair lion]

You mean the gif?

[torn trellis]

Literally it's the same regex with variable names changed, still same pattern

[fair lion]

It's probably human, I kinda remember her face but don't remember anime

[vital willow]

shiv you just need to accept it

[fair lion]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-the-devil-out-of-it-bob-ross-gif-14190514

[pallid sun]

what is regex

[torn trellis]

Yeah let me accept it and just let dblpy die

[pallid sun]

why is regex

[vital willow]

we don't make mistakes we just have happy accidents

[pallid sun]

what about php

[fair lion]

That quote

[vital willow]

regex is fucking hell

php is quirky

[pallid pebble]

php and regex are the worst "languages" ever change my mind

[gilded owl]

am i just masochistic cause i legit enjoy regex

[fair lion]

Maybe

[torn trellis]

Then Parm

Tell me how version = re.search(r'^__version__\s*=\s*[\'\"]([^\'\"]*)[\'\"]', init_file, re.MULTILINE).group(1) would be wrong

[gilded owl]

don't know figure it out

[torn trellis]

thanks

[vital willow]

machine learning more like disguisting maths

[gilded owl]

what are you trying to do

[fair lion]

Ask in #development

[torn trellis]

Get a line of code that says __version__ = '0.4.0'

what the fuck is wrong with Python

[pallid sun]

person do be emoji spammin in #topgg-api doe

[torn trellis]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pallid pebble]

b

[pallid sun]

u ok shib?

[gilded owl]

ok nvm i kinda don't like regex anymore

[torn trellis]

[pallid sun]

[fair lion]

[gilded owl]

oh wait

(__version__ = ')[\d\.]{5}' this is ugly but it might work

(__version__ = ')(\d\.){2}\d' ah there we go

[torn trellis]

aaaaaaaaaa.a

dqw]

please work

[brazen pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723818961204150397/749686235219492914/video0_28.mp4

[torn trellis]

WHY

how does wrapping the regex in " instead of ' work

[pallid sun]

because fuck you

[torn trellis]

What sense does it make

[pallid sun]

none

[craggy crown]

PyTHOTum

[fair lion]

what if I told you that 5 isn't the highest number?

[gilded owl]

do you have to do like \\'

[torn trellis]

yeah

both

essentially allowing both " and ' to be used

because i n c o n s i s t e n c y

[fair lion]

@pallid sun Did you know that the highest number is 40?

[hazy aurora]

hi shiv

[pallid sun]

no its 69

[hazy aurora]

@torn trellis

[craggy crown]

The highest number is POOTIS wdym

[fair lion]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrU9YDoXE88&feature=emb_title||

[craggy crown]

It's a conspiracy

[torn trellis]

cool, now it actually didn't update something for whatever reason

[pallid sun]

lmao

discord.js-light fixes many of those problems

[vital willow]

yeah

all hail tim

new maintainer for discord.js question mark

[royal thunder]

\o/

[vital willow]

idk why the devs refused to add cache customisation

its like the most important feature

[pallid sun]

all hail tim
i cannot agree more

[vital willow]

all large bots will either need to dig deep into the lib and modify it yourself, spend lots of money on more memory and increase gc times or use a lib written by more competent developers

[brazen pebble]

just use wumpcord lol

[vital willow]

tim knows what the shit is and what we want 😌

an easy to use lib and very customisable

and doesnt leak as fuck

[pallid sun]

aye ikr

[torn trellis]

idk he gives me a memory leak every time I see him in #development

[vital willow]

no never

[torn trellis]

okay that was weird

[pallid sun]

what

[vital willow]

idk tbh

[pallid sun]

help

im confuse

[vital willow]

im sick of devs that know js for like 5 minutes writing code and wondering why they get 50 unhandled rejection warnings in console

[fair lion]

[vital willow]

if nodejs made unhandled promise rejections exit the process that would be amazing

[pallid sun]

nah

[vital willow]

yes because everyone would be forced to pull their shit together lmao

and start handling code and errors

[pallid sun]

buUUuUuUUt i do handle them

[torn trellis]

I'm not sure if I want to add webhook kwarg to dblpy by now

[pallid sun]

they just dont do the work correctly

[vital willow]

thats a shame

[fair lion]

If only those errors told 'where' is the problem, that would be cool

[craggy crown]

Oh no Matt is green again

[pallid sun]

aye

[craggy crown]

All hope is lost

[subtle herald]

F I finally got a role @pallid sun