#memes-and-media
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SIKE
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hi Jly
but ebay doods complained that other people sold the product for 100 less
hey
BIG PP
the idr is fucked amirite
so my dad sold it for lower
@sacred kelp censored
perhaps
so I only have 600 but whatever
oof that sucks
@hazy aurora give me 600 i'll turn it into 1200
but im at least gonna have that pc I have just shown
not a pyramid scheme
being swayed is kinda a weak point
and im gonna get 600 for sure
give ur btc to this address and ill give u double the amount
give me 20 so i can buy celeste :^)

send me 1k and you will get 2k in 130 years!
@brazen pebble whats ur paypal
aka you get 2k when ur dead
donut to my patreon
I
insurance?
want
donuts
same
if I just sit on my ass I will have 600$ at christmas
I could work to get 700 but why would I

im fine with those specs
:v
i wanna raise money to buy a $60 keyboard 
what are the specs
bruh read above
@opaque trail Gofundme incoming? 
im waiting for parents to have more moneys so i can get a $300 pc
yes 300
@sleek heron support me thru patreon
well yea
links are down below
@opaque trail uncultured weeb
@icy drift
has:link from:Link#0069
wat
what uncultured weeb?
search that

making a gofundme to pay taxes
i should do that
has link from link
i made a onlyfans for my bot
lmaoooooooooooooooo
let me just make up some plan
oh ok
"We are gonna make tinder v2 with voice chatting"
just redirect them to a discord dating server
@hazy aurora hipiti hopiti ur pc specs are now my property
waitt
u are getting a amd?
better for value
amd is good
bruh get an intel it might be a bit expensive but it is totally worth it
yea $50 cpu
bruh
/tts e
3ghz
intel is overrated
@hazy aurora, that's all I'm seeing 
decent igpu
amd is gud if you wanna get cheap and good cpus
but if you have the money go for intel
amd might have a good performance but it fails quickly
intel still has more perfomance
i would only use intel for single core performance
if u hv money go for thread ripper
yeah on my store i've noticed that only amd shows most of the problems, intel is strong
hmm
it doesn't even have a gpu lol @brazen pebble
yea
oh yeah

@opaque trail qt
igpu
@sacred kelp link? asking for myself
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intel hd graphics 3000
EE
oh god
no i mean the video
my macbook has a geforce 9400m
lol
I mean for the fact it is 6 years old and can still run minecraft its not so bad
I only had to set everything to minimal with optifine too to even make it stay 100 fps
disabled everything possible
my laptop is shit because of this ass amd apu
I even use a fucking texture pack
1ghz piece of shit
and its 5 chunk render distance
my laptop is shit because of this ass amd apu
@brazen pebble ALU?
apu
my sis has a laptop with an amd cpu
i use an apu too
4 cores and 2.4ghz too
wtf is a alu
arithmetic logic unit - a sub component inside a cpu for performing arithmetic calculations
lmao no
my cpu 3.5ghz
what is bitwise or again
|
ok cool
so this should work https://modeus.is-inside.me/okCTvAxV.png
also creepers sound so fucking loud becuz of my speakers
sounds like a realistic explosion
ig the speaker does a good job
bru
at scaring my family
lol
dude I was just sitting there on my chair and left the chair for a bit and then a creeper came and I sit down and it is about to explode and I fucking scream and die
the scream was funny doe
was like yoshi screaming

bruh
did yall know some dood made a minecraft bot with deep learning that can work on 2b2t and if you attack one of the bots 5 other bots show up and kill you
with end crystals
and normal combat
like thats scary as shit
so a zombie pigman
crystal meth is not good
imagine a bot army made out of 20 accounts
and you try to attack one and that bot just avoids you and then his brothers come to kill you
like those bots are better than humans
nice bots ☑️
good bots ☑️
also that dude sold it to the highest bidder
also the bots work on any other server too
imagine the destruction
Spacex emailed me and wants me to build a discord bot for them
rly
i mean
a bot army ml isnt super complicated
if u make it like legit looking then maybe a bit harder
yeah
Sporks has not been around long enough
thats a big meme
very
Spacex?
yeah
lmao
What
SpaceX actually
i should link my gmail with discord again
my gmail is linked with my alt
o
use ifttt
hmm
you don't even have to write code
lol
just make it post the stuff to a webhook when you recieve a mail
tru
new email client discord
My dev tells me im consuming a lot of ram
what that means?
that means discord is stable platform

Thats why i love this bot
eeww 2 days got 206 users
o
lmao how
yes
2m results
but idk on phone
💀
wait where tonkku?
removed from team, private matters
okay

Lol
That’s crazy
Eris shillowo
10 hrs an hr
Y.
11 hours
y'all qts

qt @pallid pebble
Somethings wrong I can feel it

509k WEERGAVEN
What a simp
a simp is something they call @ember matrix
Joke's on you, no one has ever called me a simp
that's not "they" that's you
Irrelevant white names don't count and neither does jens
I never said that
Luckily blocked messages can't call you simps
NEXT TO TALK IS A SIMP
shit missed the quote by a second
i wanted to reverse ur message on u
since quoting !== talking

lol it's funny because I didn't see that because blocked messages can't call people simps
got this far with baritone untill I got shot by a skeleton
lol I just have dms off
so u can see this. Simp
simp
ok block time
nuuu simp.
You are annoying
You ever just meet a person and after like 10 seconds you hate them?
:/
Hi
ello
@solar sentinel 699 perf nice
super mario on the ps4
@lusty cliff its time
thanks kubuntu https://bit.ly/3gvzxFX 😔
How relatable is this
not relatable at all
Im 15 and im like 1.80m
i wonder my height
im 13 and like ~135
anyone has a weeb wallpaper which looks kinda cool
imagine having a weeb wallpaper smh
@opaque trail is the ones on our picture channel not to your liking
i want to do a mobile wallpaper
the sizes are kinda mobile
tthe one I use is on picture channel as well
@warm pond wanna join me in my quest to fly inside a hurricane
Sa
@desert flame do u talk or do u breathe into ur mic
Running got me like:

war
continue running
I have the best email
Oil got me like 
oh
Tfw you can't star oliy's messages
lol
you can't?
at this point oliys every message is a meme
we can apparently
oo
rip
lmfao
link@thigh.ceo
send me memes thanks
Actually I should feel honoured that he noticed me enough to block me
pog
lol
@foggy ore pls I need one of these emails
feet.ceo
Yum
wild
kinda wild
lol
Ravy can I have an email
sure paypal me 100
pence
€
habla espanol moment
mmm Am I the only one who speaks Spanish here?
ok
hola
Mi hablo un poco EspañOL
hola
Muy poco jajajajaja
lol
I only know two spanish words, hola and uno 
xd
Hmmm whats aprendí?
PewDiePie or TSeries?
PewDiePie or TSeries?
@dull socket stop bringing up that weird drama
qt @pallid pebble
@hazy aurora no u
- thats not really a drama
- im p sure you are minimodding @icy terrace
@pallid pebble 14 dayums
@dull socket stop bringing up that weird drama
@icy terrace OK sorry
it's 14
@pallid pebble qt
no u
no u
lmfao
bruh
@analog lark
each to their own ¯_(ツ)_/¯
definitely stale in the energy department
oh
imagine having a garbage badge smh
Lizard I will literally marry you if you say the badge is good /s
me waiting for verifications to open
zerotwo is overrated
most mainstream anime is overrated which is why i don't watch mainstream shit
u start it and oh no its actually bland af
link
@woven elk the badge is bad
:c
Mmm
I only collect good badges sorry
@fluid obsidian I will literally marry you
Why am I "verified bot developer" and not early :V
do it no balls
balls not defined
balls === null
let balls = hand.xPos -= 190
which means no balls
????
Time to shower because I had a hair cut and there is so much fucking hair down my back
Shut the fuck up Brent
No u Brent >:)
smh
imagine being blocked
You fool it's me!
sup Limited Availability 21-30 Aug
what a fucking shithole
wtf is that server
Shiv qt
Timo qt
wtf is that server
@pallid pebble plexi
I'm good under stress 
Hmm haven't tried that much but probably not
Fuc
Okay have a nice day I'll just sirnsirj adjdifjisjfjsfjje
Mmm tight gut... My favourite
Just say you have some business to do
and meditate or distract yourself
Helps me with #development at times
Thanks shiv
Hmm I kinda really want to get some custom art/drawings but I don't have a moment currently I can really save up some decent amount of money for it need some good custom pfps at somepoint

@vital willow crgingre
@deft geyser qt please send me cute emotes I'm dying
@solar sentinel plexi is a shit place
it is
pretty much every development server i
they literally have a site which just has code to copy paste
is* they harass beginners
i muted it
i left years ago lul
never joined
kinda dont wanna know what it is like
awesome
tho idk why some of the graphics are fucked
poggers
We’ve approved thousands of bots so far. As time goes on, the verification queue has become more and more filled with fraudulent submissions by individuals that are not submitting actual bots, but are going to extreme lengths to get a profile badge. These submissions are hindering the ability for legitimate bots to get verified in time for the deadline.
when you have almost 100m users and these kinds of people are classified as the 1% then that still means 1 million retards
just a daily reminder that some programming languages are better than others k bye
just a daily reminder that some programming languages are better than others k bye
@dark hemlock Don't hate my language bro||4C||
what
all I'm saying is that if I make a programming language right now it's prob gonna be shit
all languages have their uses
no, not a language that I just create to disprove your point
anyone can create a language
I saw a guy make a prog language based on raging called (RAGE!!!)
no not exactly
you're probably only talking about popular languages here
sammy can't kekw
samuel
<rant>
SCREAM "HI!!!"!!!
WHY DOES thisVar MEAN THE SAME THING AS 1!!!
WHY DOES thatVar MEAN THE SAME THING AS 2!!!
WHY WOULD YOU CREATE A FUNCTION CALLED derp(this,that):!!!
SCREAM this+that!!!
WHY DOES durp MEAN THE SAME THING AS WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL ME!!!
WHAT IF durp MEANS THE SAME THING AS "1":!!!
SCREAM "ONE"!!!
BUT WHAT IF durp MEANS THE SAME THING AS "2":!!!
SCREAM "TWO"!!!
WELL THEN I WILL:!!!
WHY DOES infinite MEAN THE SAME THING AS True!!!
AS LONG AS infinite MEANS THE SAME THING AS True:
SCREAM "SOMETHING ELSE"!!!
SCREAM durp!!!
derp(thisVar,thatVar)!!!
</rant>
parm shut the
love ya sammy
Sorry for wasting your time to look at this
no not exactly
@brazen pebble I could just make an interpreter for 2 keywords and call that a language
no offense to lua
that isn't a language
adsp is outdated
It's esoteric, but it's a language
how is it not
???
bruv
lua is an actual language wym
another esoteric
Lua is really small and misses a lot of features (by design)
It's esoteric, but it's a language
@quasi briar oh yea i forgot those exist
i hate this
I'm trying to find the death metal eso lang
the point of lua is supposed to be small and embedded lmfao
yeah that's what by design means
but anyway some languages are bad by design
like the point of the language is to be bad
oh no arrays start at 1
a bit like what @quasi briar is posting
Oh no
but anyway some languages are bad by design
every esoteric language
esoteric languages can have uses though
sammy can't kekw
@gilded owl smh u left me with voca
u shouldn't want to use a language that isn't supported
the statement "all languages have their use" is way too general
some language were created to be useless
i didn't leave you, i was waiting on you to finish what you were doing but then that died and then voca dead
bruh i can't make a parser myself
Ah it's called ROCKSTAR
there's also shakespear
but anyway have you ever seen someone code in assembler recently
UwU
people who have anime profile pictures will never have a girlfriend
Lmaooooooo. 5 isn't metal enough, let's make it the length
@dark hemlock dieeeee!
what language has most accurate PI?
Well it comes down to the data type
If you use an arbitrarily big floating-point, then you can allocate as many bytes as you want for it
Which can be implemented in most languages
@fair oyster just write it down urself
binary 
thats the most accurate pi
i guess asm then, since u can make a really big datatype easily
other languages need more memory that what it takes to save only the data
You don't need to drop to low lang to get an arbitrarily big int
so if you want to make the largest for your computer you'd have to literally write in like assembler
well idk really
yes
@fair oyster
people who have anime profile pictures will never have a girlfriend
@dark hemlock disproven

good to know
@foggy ore ur qt 😩
what language has most accurate PI?
@fair oyster you can prolly find an arbitrarily accurate version of py in any language with the right lib
@fluid obsidian that is a blunt lie 
BigInteger in C#
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.numerics.biginteger?view=netcore-3.1
The BigInteger type is an immutable type that represents an arbitrarily large integer whose value in theory has no upper or lower bounds.
no it isn't :/
BigInteger 
who calls it BigInteger
right everyone does, guess ill go end myself
in theory
even js has that now
well, do you like long long more then? (in C++)
also well ram is a limit
in theory now put 1 trillion digits
long is 64 bytes right?
1 trillion could be doable
and then make a multiplication
what's stopping me
ur fucking computer
^
a trillion digits isn't too mad
did you really just say that
long is 64 bytes right?
yes, andlong longis 128 bytes in c++
yes it is, ur thinking of a trillion as a number, not a trillion digit number
LongLong (LongLong integer) variables are stored as signed 64-bit (8-byte)
2^64 = [-9,223,372,036,854,775,808, 9,223,372,036,854,775,807] = [2^n, 2^2-1]
Wouldnt that be put in ram thou
^
aight and u have a terabyte of ram to store one variable
no you can offload to disk
True
and I have 2.2TiB of RAM available to me yes
yeah but you'd have to save it as a string anyway
but u cant do any operations
yes you can
You need a floating-point datatype to represent pi anyways
U probs can
try doing squared
sequentially over 4GB each
Just its slow as fuck
1 trillion digit number squared
doable but what's the point
U dont need that much accuracy
what's the point of saving a 1 trillion digit number in the first place
you will never need the result that accurate so might aswell use floats and lose precision

just doing multiplied by like 83 would prob take hours
Like stated here:
https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/748584754189828166
Repeat until desired precision
And smort
You use exponentials to represent more bits
2 = binary
n = bits allocated
2^n-1
@quasi briar that would be the same when you try to make an operation
2^999 + 1, you'd have to actually calculate 2^999 for that
1 trillion gecs
just doing multiplied by like 83 would prob take hours
@dark hemlock minutes at worst
maybe
2^999 + 1, you'd have to actually calculate 2^999 for that
@dark hemlock It's -1 for the upper bound
https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/748585794620358870
wait that's minuscule
depending on your ram speed, multiplying by 83 might be really quick 👀
normal people dont have that kind of ram
what is swap memory 
and im a normal person
2TB is ez - if u have money
swap memory is slow
@quasi briar its memory but only while youre swapping it
also its the opposite of slow
swap memory is slow
@dark hemlock Yup. But having a SSD m.2 helps
Not that I ever need to use swap with 32GB of RAM
using hard drive as ram is slow
only if you have a slow hard drive
my m.2 ssd is almost as fast at sequential reads as my ram
@prisma lance why does it matter
ram is def faster
ram is def faster
@dark hemlock It's designed to be
depends on the ram. that statement is false.
exactly
the point of ram is to be faster
its faster*
- its faster at random read as the name implies
What is MS teams doing lmao
What is MS teams doing lmao
@hollow pier DUDE IK
I'm getting so many fucking notifications from them
a PCIe 4.0 SSD can be crazy fast compared to some older ram modules
It's so dumb

my prediction is that ssds will get faster at sequential reads than ram
might
then we should just use ssd as ram
no
ram = random access memory
Apparently there is a firebase cloud messaging exploit they are actively investigating
write speeds matter
the point of it is reading in random access
does it really
and random access, not sequential
Also SSD has a limited amount of writes
so does ram
uhoh
all tech wears off
the ram's limit is only theoratical
your ram is just designed to be much more durable
my bits!
- data loss isn't that big of a thing with ram as it is with drives
also in windows and linux the speed of file transfers is significantly slower than ram due to overheads and syscalls
Hai
tfw make an app that generates an array of random numbers that is 12gb
:spongebob rippy bits:
hmm
No system is save
what an amazing idea
@dark hemlock It was for statistics
precision and accuracy are my worst skills apparently
would be cool if they introduced some kernel level arena that let you treat a piece of the drive as ram
and you cant read apparently
would be cool if they introduced some kernel level arena that let you treat a piece of the drive as ram
@fleet herald That's swap
@fair oyster that sounds like a great idea
You know kontol
Eee
@quasi briar swap is not managed by a single program
Ill make that
watch us in like 200 years actually do it
@quasi briar swap is not managed by a single program
@fleet herald Is it not managed by the kernal?
its managed by the kernel yes but its not bound your program and you cant mess with it if you wanted to
Bruh unmodified version of botghost
I didn't say anything about an app managing swap space
@foggy ore ur smart
iMaGinE
@brazen pebble nuh
I must have not read it close enough then

ram is fully managed by the os
Hoi ravy
henlo
firease is weid
I smell OS war
firebase wtf
why are all the colors so bright here i want pastel pink 
same
we cant have everything we want in life
bright pink better
Join the team
white is better
yes
we cant have everything we want in life
@eager echo true but pastel pink is a thing I can have
imagine being white
Join the team
@icy drift that's neon ish
oh boy

yum
internet sucks next to the beach for some reason
@ember matrix https://modeus.is-inside.me/V6nRi6i6.png
Imagine waiting for god to fix your bugs
can relate
can't
@foggy ore yes it is
It all comes when you go to bed
imagine waiting for Javascript to tell you what your bug is
i actually work on my shit 
Thats why u stink
no its why im a dev

I work with Spacex now
Me are very much rich they said that my comunictation skils are good very
i actually work on my shit
@brazen pebble eww imagine actually programming
I prefer copy pasting tutorials 
and then going to #development to annoy people because it doesnt work
@foggy ore yes it is
@pallid sun
for the average whitename yea
i am just an average whitename
i haven't been there
I go to #development because the outdated copy pasted tutorials dont work
i haven't

ok maybe i dont but you get the point
Thats how i started learning programming languages
lol I started with my parents tbh
I saw others work on it and slowly started understanding as my english was very bad and it still kinda is
Reading the docs was a real pain
I want to spsspsppsps
i was just smarter than the average 10 yr old
then spsspsppsps
I started learning programming before the age of 10 tbh
Yeah sammy you are very really smart we got it
i learn code at coding time
the average 10 yr old
notice that
half of 10 yr olds are smarter than the average 10 yr old
I started with html and then quited cuz i got stuck when i was trying to link css to html lmfao

But yeah i worked on websites most of the time, then i saw discord bots and started with python, but that wasnt for me
I started with python and didn't know about for loops
Noticed that js was for me just a few months ago and oh boi i am getting better
i learned like 10 langs
Those were dark days
i started with ahem php
poor thing
I've worked with C# and java when i tried to hack unity games xD
@brazen pebble
true
I got some money out of it
lmfao stolen
i don't code php anymore but my js code has semicolons because of php, just gotten used to them
then just use mine /s
I never used php cuz most of the servers nowdays dont support it afaik

the javascript paradox
javascript is a paradox
semicolons are apparently a debatable topic
the laziness of javascript
SACREBLEU!!! the french called. they want their words back.
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@torn trellis do you accept me now? I got an FC S rank https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15460716/bcc0
Oh thank

Omg
™️
or intentionally use up characters to reach the 300 character limit.
people who wrote a description:
@boreal hearth SS or nothing
Wow approval is slow
yes
sOOOOo?

Ewww, looks tasty

Y siiii, Y SIIIIII
- thats not really a drama
- im p sure you are minimodding @icy terrace
@exotic breach im not minimodding
Dude

Why do servers hate it when someone complains about smth because it makes him triggered

e?
it was literally few hours ago and this topic is ended so idk why do u bring that back
cuz you ping me for a dumb reasob
Can we just not argue with each other for once
Guyz guyz im 2
who comes to play roblox and scream at the screen
While drinking milk
Can we just not argue with each other for once
sorry
who comes to play roblox and scream at the screen
@timid stream who plays roblox anyways
Kids
lol burnnnnnsssss
he’s not lying tho
im gonna play ksp
well i could say i was 90
Youre 90 Matthew
im a boomer now
Boooooooooomer*
The aging
Most people don't read Discord's TOS, so they may not know that Discord is for +13, so if you ask their age, they will most likely say their true age, And they will have their own place in #mod-logs
if that was in a single message I would have starred it
Can't star two halves of a joke
Ah
Rules on my place are even more strict, cause it's simply 18+ and I'm free to kick anybody below that 
Xd
hello members of my christian server
Lmfao star that holy pigeon video
hello cuteums foxxo
its a gif
Amen
hello human

bean deserves to be beaned
Yes

Bro im allready banned
as
Boş yapmaya gelmişsin sen buraya belli
I see...
<#mod-logs message> That day i came back from the dead
ID?

@boreal hearth
so still sent it here
what a good boi. he get the bamboozle, and he is sad. But he can eat all the treatos after that :)
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Buying accounts for a stupid badge 😩
they just see the word "early" and think "I want that!"
thing is
I actually have successful bots on this account
oi can i get ur badge /s
and it's the owner of my company's team including all the customer bots
How much milk for the badge 🥛
hello I'm buying developer accounts for a shoutout on my instagram page with 300 followers
so I really can't sell my account even if I wanted to
I just got the badge with some old bot that I took offline after I got the badge
@hexed mortar same
roki irl
and badges also mean nothing

no
badge really means nothing
wow that's so embarrassing, you can pay me $100 to sell your account to me
im sel acoun1#!
Wait the dev badge is on html, who the f*ck codes a bot on html
that's just the generic icon for code lol
i wonder how many discord bot maker bots are verified
Hello
Hi
you cant verify them iirc
My brother was coded on batch and now he's stupid
How are you?
I reported them to the mods in the mutual server
@pallid sun you can
Kids needing attention attempting to buy badges be like https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/saFMB9GgtyJxThP-2gY7JjcU6XTtSAoX2MovIO6tEtE/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/EXvgVkMXgAEVkxl.jpg%3Alarge
mom said its my turn with the brain

and thats why the badge makes no sense too

"verified bot developer"
has no clue about code, uses discord bot maker or dbd
my mom said its my turn on the badges @hexed mortar
What's discord bot maker?
so i will buy ur account for 3 pennies
app to make discord bots without coding
I see world goes to the part where nobody needs to do anything 
well
While I am working at adding more stuff to the bot via hours of coding daily
Whats a badge
Bruh
They don't even fit
yea ikr whats a badge
did you catch them all yet
I like to check IDs of people to see when they made their accounts, recently find out that my friend has a digit less than me, so his acc was really early made

265925031131873281 < 284376843304566784

my husband made his account 15 days after discord was created
wew
What if there is a badge for <10000 ID
his guild used it for raiding and his guild leader was like make an account and he was like okay
@solar sentinel good morning
There are 17 digit ids
discord bot developers treating themelves to a wholesome 100 healthy snack of chungus fries after copying and pasting a command from the internet
discord bot developers treating themelves to a wholesome 100 healthy snack of chungus fries after copying and pasting a command from the internet
@eager echo yes
i do love the mentality of bot developers
a frie as a reward for the hard work and effort put into copy pasting it because it was hard to bend down to reach the keyboard

anyone good at chess? 
im good at cheese
i like cheese

I play chess but uhh
@analog lark how do i make these https://cdn.xiuhcoatlslayer.com/u/1rSAEy.png
good is a strong word
I just found a shape with those bits and assembled a full one
@chilly coyote cutting, rotating and painting
How discord will take to open partner program 😭



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