#memes-and-media
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like u can still forgive them to charge kinda a bit for their phones or laptops but look at the software support
and i'm not even complaining about the 30%
i'm complaining about the fact that there's no other alternative methods of distributing an app on their platform
you have to sideload them with a third-party tool
whereas on android you click the apk file when it's downloaded
yea Ik it still sucks when I said it out loud\
i mean tbf... it makes sense for the lister to take a cut but the fact that they cant advertise themselves with the list(app store/play store ads are kinda eh) compared to sponsoring youtubers to share the app...
looks amazing
pog
whats that
would look cool with grain
banner for project
oo
the gradient alone took 20mins man
gow?
just make it in powerpoint es em ech
gow?
@versed hollow huh
gow?
I mean why did it take you 2 minutes for the gradeints
20
🐱👤
wtf is that
because paint.net gradient is confusing https://modeus.is-inside.me/dm7JqIwl.png
@brazen pebble hey question
remember the old java launcher
that wasn't decorated at all
M O V E G R A D I E N T
what was that other game mojang made
yea
mojang didn't make spore wtf
mojang made humanity
no it was cobalt and scrolls
they made everything
yea i did make spore not mojang smh
found it 
scrolls is now callers bane
what about cobalt
iirc cobalt died
cobalt is in the google search
god this is probably something so simple yet im struggling with it
not like anyone cared about that game
http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15442126/5ab2 daily centimeter
mojang didn't even make cobalt, they published it
bad
1cm
1day so 1cm yes
tomorrow 2cm?
maybe
tomorrow 89cm
wt
smh
play shd
@solar sentinel get more pp
haha pp
@sacred kelp no
god i cant wait for starlink.
@solar sentinel planet shavor nomod
class
nope
actually nvm math sucks
@gilded owl play rl with me or else
god i cant wait for starlink.
@fervent bluff recording_7 (1)... If only there was a better filename for that to avoid duplicates
actually nvm math sucks
@sacred kelp why
because
i deleted it after i listened to it
ah that makes sense
It's just mildly amusing
Ok, What the fuck
its faster than waiting for the discord buffer @hollow pier

@sacred kelp help
help what
what if i die
idk
@rigid hinge why
What rank are you guys
nerd rank
fine but i'm not using mic tonight
ok

tfw teacher uses bing
do be feelin kinda antisocial doe
bing kinda eh tbh
i now have to like bing cause i like msfs
Àaaaaaaaaaaa
not secure
they are spying on ur browsing history
press button win game
ok
@eager echo so u hv a yt link in ur status but nerd way of displaying
thanks for wasting 1 min of my life
shawty in your head like a melody? @opaque trail
gelexy cellepse nomod when @solar sentinel
i just failed
play fool moon rhythm test
@gilded owl stinky like xiggy in ur head
galaxy collapse is uh
impossible to say the least
still waiting for someone to get 900k dt score
wow
FUCKUDKCOlpiwjsfd';sd
rip ln
retard
when is epic scroll 10 gameplay
http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15442298/01a0 at least i got this
do triumph scroll 10
regret
that did not last well
no i did that already
o
Yall suck yall should play xo
play what
XO
the song?
No
what then
o
imagine being able to star a starboard message
so the starboard message appears in starboard
@solar sentinel lmao spammed the entire map
雨とアスファルト
weeb
bruh i searched and downloaded it only to find out i already have it
any1 here have a discord.py bot with 1k+ servers?
you?
no i want to try my experiment on a different bot
i want to see if the result is the same
meee6
lol
also dead at the end smh

smh
malding
ngl i first read that as "let me maid"
That's 100% an uppercase I
flaze dt marianne
Yeah I moved over to MENTION EVERYONE
オ
well shit

i use vanced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjC8X0V7sw @lusty cliff I feel the dorifto inside me
Initial D - Running in the 90's (Calculator Cover)
"운전할 때 절대 들어서는 안 되는 곡"
Calculating in the 90's
huh
I just wanted to know if this segment stuff is on the regular video as well
oh no
@balmy nebula can you run a program with spooderfy's token with a experiment?
import discord
client = discord.Client()
@client.event
async def on_ready():
bots = {}
print(f'{client.user} has connected to Discord with {len(client.guilds)} guilds!')
for guild in client.guilds:
if len(guild.members) < 500:
for user in guild.members:
if user.bot:
# print(bcolors.OKGREEN + user.name + " Is a bot!")
try:
currentservers = bots[user.id]
bots[user.id] = currentservers + 1
except:
bots[user.id] = 1
# print(str(bots))
# bots.sort()
bots = sorted(bots.items(), key=lambda x: x[1], reverse=True)
# print(str(bots))
print("Most common bots in my servers:")
for i in range(0,25):
print(client.get_user(bots[i+1][0]).name + " is #" + str(i+1) + " with " + str(bots[i+1][1]) + " servers ("+str(round(bots[i+1][1]/len(client.guilds)*100))+"% of servers)!")
quit()
client.run("yourtoken")
i wanna see the result
no
- you fucking wish i would run external code on my token
- it won't boot without clustering and cache off
ha Lmfao
i mean it is like 20 readable lines but ok
eval
i mean i got this, https://i.imgur.com/foezgHi.png , i just wanna see it with another bot, let me ask one of my irl friends once they wake up
oh apparently this is a thing
if you put timestamps in the desc it shows the segments in the video seekbar
but they have to be formatted like that and it doesn't work with videos over an hour
Been a thing
@eager echo interesting
I did not know that for a while
what medals that
oh
y u play windowed
HOW DID YOU DO THAT
coincidence
augh
bruh avatar
same
@versed hollow they dont seem vegan smh
hi friends
lolol i got stick bugged that was a good one
stickbug meme is kill
imagine having swag in the first place
could be me
when you have the cake role, that is the perfect time for a 24 hours Twitch Stream
happy birthdays from dbl members in chat go brr
or perhaps it is a good time to spend time with friends and family chillin
no dummy

there's plenty more birthdays to come
you gotta get all the promo you can get while you can get it
goodnight friends i sleep now
gn eshten
dn
dn
dn from Norwegian would be "bad night"
dn
dn
loli.dance is a thing
should i just sell it out to some higher order service that would be able to use it for something
what they gonna use it for
loli pics
honestly idk
smh
giv me access
i have to wait 72 hours max for the domain to propagate to dns servers around the globe though
Welp on my way to internship 😩
so until then that wont happen
eg cloudflare registration cant happen if cloudflare doesnt know the domain exists
f
im beyond the point where i can do internships lol its senior year
also cuz my dads company had internship positions open last year but they had to cancel due to covid19
I am in my second year of High School
I’m going to sleep
little tip dont slack off
I’m in my 3 year when school starts
@versed hollow in Norway, that would mean you're 18 or 19
but I’m 16 :)
i might try to become an air traffic controller, sounds pretty appealing
I am 17 in like a month
i might become an air traffic
education is paid for, and you are pretty much guaranteed a 6 figure salary
and why would anyone trust you with ATC Parmesan
@versed hollow turn 180 and egress through the door

i mean like the odds of passing the first test that they give you are 20% or something dumb i think
but it's worth a shot once i get out of school
ur not in the united states right
education in Norway is free
canada
@boreal hearth lucky
https://fisher.wharton.upenn.edu/ im applying to this lmao
in fact, it technically cost about -300$ to -2000$
plus if i do area control the nearest centre is in london which is an hour away so
fucking america is like “ come to school and get put into crippling debt”
im dying in chemistry class
You need books, computers, etc. and thats tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt
Ah fuck that's a tight train switch window
see the only problem with being an atc is being responsible for like, human lives
and Norway be like "We care for your education! Therefore, we have our own public schools that anyone can attend! Alongside that, you also get a scholarship each year which is paid through your future tax without any extra costs for you either!"
i don't know if i can trust myself with that responsibility
and Norway be like "We care for your education! Therefore, we have our own public schools that anyone can attend! Alongside that, you also get a scholarship each year which is paid through your future tax without any extra costs for you either!"
@boreal hearth where do I sign up?
lol america be like fuck u pay 60k for school
Had 5 minutes to switch trains each being on the opposite side of the station
one of my relatives spend $500 on one fucking school book
moving to norway lets go
@versed hollow You can sign up by becoming a Norwegian citizen
we get school books for free
I bet they’re education system is better
o/
o:
o\
o/
\o
<o/

10 reasons to come to brazil
1.
oh jfc the base salary for an area controller is $103,000 without bonuses
that's worth shortening my lifespan with stupid amounts of stress for
plus you're forced to retire at like 56
what
tfw discord is high
hell even the training allowance is $44k not bad
wow
yeah i'm definitely going to shoot my shot
pilots are probably putting their lives in ur hands
nah
they have enough systems and shit onboard that it's hard to fuckup that bad
plus pilots actually have more authority than a controller in emergency situations
they can just say nah to any commands you give them
Can someone pls provide me with a list of essential bots needed in a server
"emergency situations"
Be me
going to college
spend $60K in on semester
goes into crippling debt
credit score decreases
can’t get house due to bad credit
goes homeless and dies
can’t get house due to bad credit
goes homeless and dies
^ this doesn't add up
well the whole debt and bad credit score thing doesn't either
if you're paying off your debt then your credit score should be fine
ofc they’d kick you out the dormitory
Till when my bot will get accepted?
4++++ weeks
late september
-_-
-busy
okie
hello parm guess what
well though most banks are willing to loan for a house if you have a full-time job
mob spawner works well
someone wants to trade my quest for a rift
I heard checking your credit can decrease it
rift s or rift?
normal rift
LOL
nah that's a fucking stupid offer
WHY DOE
oh no
Quest is better, change my mind
i dont want to be gay
lmfao
well then
would you rather have an obsolete last-gen product or a well-supported current-gen product
oculus go
i wouldn't even take it for a rift s tbh
id rather have an oculus go my dude
I will take it for htc cosmos
hell yeah
hey bro
oculus go gang
depends on the difference
wanna trade a quest for go
Oculus go to the polls
oculus go evade tax audit
oculus fuck they're knocking at my door the irs is here fuck what do i do
Imagine having VR
@versed hollow ^

oculus shave off fingerprints and stowaway to the mexican border

i know someone irl who doesnt have fingerprints
Oculus go to Facebook
oh yeah idk if you heard but starting later this year all oculus logins are supposed to be through facebook
oculus quest to destroy facebook
also that gives me the perfect reason to sell off my s to a friend and get the new reverb
Lol
damn
lets fucking go lmao
i have like $150 last i checked which is incredibly low for me
nice
normally i have $151
time to receive a negative credit score
Holy theres a lot of hoister
Get 20% off your first order of Mack Weldon clothing when you enter promo code "joescott" at http://www.mackweldon.com
Dead whales have a tendency to explode, and in some cases, humans blow them up for them. Here's why. Maybe don't eat while you're watching this.
Support me...
no my checking account
between cash and chequing*
damn
wait WHALES FUCKING EXPLODE?
yes because of gas buildup
gm
troll face chungus dab
Whales go boom boom
haha whale go BOOM
free pipe bomb
Holy theres a lot of hoister
building demolition with whales when
@frozen basin wake up
what would be your reaction if your dog randomly walked up to you and said "nobody would ever believe you" then walked away
@lusty cliff waifu
also be sure to report any suspicious dead whales to the police, might be a bomb
you sure it wasn't just a whale explosion?
IM SURE LMAO
Uhh not good. On ky way to internship and am starting to kinda feel like shit in my stomach
yo if there is actually a purge could you get me another monitor
hell naw im not running
yo we should purge together yknow
take monitors, graphics cards and headsets
i'd be honored
id definitely raid best buy
would you happen to have any firearms with which we could protect ourselves

aight i'll bring a bb gun it'll do
froggers
if any grasshoppers get in our way i'll be able to make quick work of them
man
this shit dont animate for me dawg
also its like 80 degrees out here man
whats the occasion
oh boo hoo 80 degrees
its 11 at night shh
it's like fucking 78 in our house half the time cause our a/c can't work
same
the pumps in our ground loop are fucked or something
it works for like 1 hour then just dies
actually c# is easy
most langs are easy, at least the basics of them
it's when you start to get into more advanced topics that they really show their true stripes
@balmy nebula woof
wood?
arf
bork?
no
no
well I tried
bad
rawr
Hru?
yip

Hi
I guess it was never meant to be 
birthdaybot online again when
Ignoring :'(
Man turns American in a matter of seconds.

:' *sht

Hahah
i strive to be like this man one day
a man with high self esteem and a sense of humor
He need some milk~ lol
@eager echo how do I tell you "good night"?
"Night Vysion"
night vision
@frozen basin you turned into theyoshibo hehehe
shiv
you just did the equivalent of a dab
in terms of cringe
you posted CRINGE
It was intended to be exactly that
@balmy nebula just for a bit
also dms
gn qt
gn
Sleep well SWITCH9
remember when posting bearcop makes you muted
derpy moment
niice
Hi Lumap
Dad bought a 2011 ford territory and our rental house has been approved
And we're staying up
Australia do be nice
Interesting rails
wiggle
wonk
:bearcop:




o no lé bearcop as arrived
pack up bois stop wobblin

hi
oh hi mark @winged mauve
@mark
No it doesn't ping with an edit
no notif
^^^^
o so just highlight
Yeah
Hello <@&304313580025544704>
petition to remove bot dev badge from people who only made a bot for the bot dev badge 
They have no way of proving it
@torn trellis approve my bot, I swear its in queue somewhere
Approve my bot please <@&304313580025544704>
a shit
forgot to censor something, nobody saw that 
I saw
no u didnt
<@&304313580025544704> approvebot
yes I did
It had better have had some naughty stuff @sleek heron
permissions=8 
It had better have had some naughty stuff @sleek heron
@obtuse shoal That's what it was
no
@solar sentinel wtf
why

what?
how
Oh hi shivaco
do u manage to make discord fuck up
I didn't start it this time, shivaco, I promise
wait what
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sirenhead be vibin tho
this is tough
@vast gorge approve my botum
This is some sorcery
this
I am Secret Russia
@timber coral
who is this qt
Boop
that nicks herself ugli
@vast gorge yo hey approve my usertum
hayper what is wrong with u
@sleek heron what
I remember when Epic sent like 1k messages a day on average
why do you harass that poor mod
oh well
the ocean is thirsty
@torn trellis stop poking epic's nose she is gonna suffocate
I help him with his hw too lol
Try and stop me
📛
@torn trellis shivaco youre gay if continute
No homo
imagine having a social real life
@torn trellis you homo
Prove it
shivaco not homo? I'm homo(sapiens)
@torn trellis do it at work no balls
I'm factually a robot
@torn trellis oh shit

@/Oliy how dare you hire a bot
@obtuse shoal Someday
🐒
📌

Adorpion
pop the duck guys
@vast gorge sthap being lazy and approve my bot
ah yes pink lightsaber, classic
@sleek heron what
@ember matrix what
Well...
what
👌
lmfao
@timber coral
@torn trellis doooooooot
/leave

oh rip
I have absolutely zero clue what you are currently referring to
you keep changing my nick smhj
h
You have no proof it's me
I have proof
New car
Epic
Ugly car :<
Wew
toyota corolla
Ford territory
Thanks for your car plate
Does it matter
Kinda
you're in the uk
someone could do naughty stuff with your license plate
Because we can probably find where it was registered
So?
That's what you can do in the uk
do you intend to?
Not registered where I live
No
then who cares
There
nice car
Stop complaining
boop
nice co-
i have the sudden want to use global variable even tho i know they're bad practice i hate it here
Use bot properties
Guys guess what
I met a person called coderman, i ask what he can code in, he said... lua
thing is its not a bot thing its an entire process thing
@balmy nebula oh
thing is its not a bot thing its an entire process thing
Like Math and stuff?
no like settings based stuff from my env
o
i wanna make like a central object that actually formats the data from my env how i want it

ah

where in the linux fs should i store the env file
?
i was thinking like /opt or /home but idk
/root
/
did my bot get accepted?

f for @torn trellis
Oh, I'm glad I made a few screenshots yesterday
@torn trellis qt
@torn trellis 
Honestly, I'm disappointed that Bootstrap Studio doesn't autosave
bruh
no one:
my group for a project when presenting ourselves: "This is <name>, he's my wife's boyfriend."
this is aprixia, he's my wife's boyfriend.
no I am the adopted son from Japan
this is aprixia, the weeb
Honestly, I'm disappointed that Bootstrap Studio doesn't autosave
@torn trellis ctrl + s
i save every change i make
osu! mapping be like: place note, spam ctrl + s
making a 1/24 400bpm map with no pause
should I do a mapping stream
bot dev be like: type one character, press ctrl+s, watch vscode yelling at you, accidentally unplug pc and lose everything coz disk corrupted
hello v12.. and this is my code await member.setNickname(nick); mentioning this error, Cannot read property 'setNickname' of undefined
Member is ubdefindex
@icy terrace
@boreal hearth is my girlfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend
Undefinded*
@boreal hearth is a cutie
@opaque trail what
@Aprixiais my girlfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend
@opaque trail,
@pallid pebble lies
@opaque trail qt

@boreal hearth no lies, everyone knows that ur a qt
reactions=false selfbot
bruh what
@pallid pebble big lies 
what am i joking, you can send a embed in firefox
firefox™️
vivaldi™
did you know what you can do +:emojiname: to automatically react to the last message in the channel?
yes
damn
new microsoft edge™️
yes you can
tortm
hmm
/regex do a thing where you remove the slashes/
🥱
hmm
thonk
Heii~~
// why you reading the code man
idk i am smart
hmm
try s/find/replace
ok then let me test that s/find/replace
ah

@opaque trail I can't make it work
how?
what is the syntax
ok so
- gay send a message... ex.
Hello World - you send another message with s/find/replace ex.
s/Hello/Bye
ah I guess
euuerb5b4ej
yes
s/euu/a
s/help
s/euu/a
Mashallah
gib commands

Bootstrap Studio actually stored a backup of my website
there is no cmd?
I mean the discord features stuff, give them all
woah
did someone just selfbot that
Find and replace text command (s/find/replace) now exists for those of you editing streamer fanfics in Discord (are streamer fanfics a thing?)
https//discord.gift/B4UKWs6pK3WRKtFZ
man i feel like these should be banned cuz it is basically spam
;-;
@cedar tide i mean thats the same as saying "dot post is fine cuz it is shitpost"
@cedar tide check who claimed the gift
was it someone who was talking or some rando
@boreal hearth I didn’t gift it ;-; it is a picture
It was a picture too
I didn’t send it, other guy did
oh ok then
:0
you legit can't claim it because self bots just claim them within 1 ms
lol
1ps
there should be a rule against sending real gifts in the server
not punished, but just like
a note telling you you just wasted your money
if they're already taken it will still show
yeah after the link expires, I know
but like, sending a discord.gift link in the server instantly means you've wasted your money\
Anyone else use the steam console as a repl?
there is no way to undo it
i hate this map bro @solar sentinel
good
you are supposed to give me mental support
no keep on hating i ain't gonna do anything
smh
@opal remnant bot ekleme kuraları nerde
@sacred kelp why is the cursor so huge
why do you play with that
i dont play std
well
the bigger the better
less readable with std
sure why not
ur screen looks broken due to flare ngl
you won't see that ingame
Trail go brrr
Turkish ppl after discord removes the bot dev badge
https://youtu.be/7Z8HPl51v0c
Hope you like it please like and subscribe (:
macos error messages be like
Rice
no
it has rick
you rickrolled me
@opaque trail ngl it sounds great tho
he hits some of the spicy notes in the chorus really nicely with a unique twist
yes yes
@foggy ore i love the end where he seems kinda boomer with a mech keyboard
and he leaves it in...
it's authentic
yes
@solar sentinel @hollow pier another one done 
Time to get up to my pc then
which song took the longest i wonder
\😳
ok

@warm pond epic piano person
ur an epic person
timo epic ||weeb||
aight it works
Shit I hit download and not copy
no one:
mods when someone pings moderators: https://l-o.li/DhbZMs/maxresdefault.jpg
dont give him ideas

i guess i may as well port my stuff from sqlite3 to postgres now
@torn trellis dooot
Smh
My sense of humor is so old by now that I'm laughing at this bug
👀
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585730351134015489/747405045154447370/shiv.mp4 @torn trellis hand over more selfies pls
what's this red button that says Delete Message
oh fuck
I don't post them in dbl
oof
@torn trellis if you send 10 ill drop 1 here
I sent like 6 already you bully
oh fuck
if not more
I JUST HAD A IDEA
share the idea
ok
Time to create a discord bot


I smell sus
Stickbug ™️ bot

a bot to show how cute shiv is?
Stickbug bot >
I already made that a long time ago
stickbot
get stickbotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN15cYPQ--s
me introducing myself when asking someone a question about programming
Alex Jones calls himself retarded
full vid of this podcast - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU
property of Joe Rogan Experience, BentPixels, and/or subsidiaries.
same
Face reveal when OwO
Dice
Callum
Dice
Callum
UwU

