#memes-and-media
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ofc you would need to pay like idk 500$ for alts if you were to get 20 btw
but I mean 5 sounds enough right
I swear only bots will play on hypixel
only some actual players which are just there to give the bots commands
Remember when Hypixel was actually fun
Isnt that what the YouTuber dream did since they had a minecraft ai bot chase after him and his friend
Yeah
that was baritone
Isnt that what the YouTuber dream did since they had a minecraft ai bot chase after him and his friend
@gritty spruce that was baritone
2 Minecraft Speedrunners VS Terminator. This was actually insane. What if herobrine is like this...
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George: https://www.youtube.com/GeorgeNotFound
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hi
it doesn't really fight on its own
Yea that one
it doesn't even know how to pfp
baritone is just a pathfinding bot
a scripted ai
lol
Still an ai 
but it can place blocks and mine too and stuff
its not suitable for actual combat though
Ahh yes, nothing says "This will be an amazing project" more than a placeholder page that says "Coming Soon™️"
the most it could do is just sprint to a person and hit them but thats it no jumps just walk to the person and hit
so basically its only useful if you use it to hunt down mobs like zombies
kinda like an iron golem
but it moves faster
Okay cute weeb


baritone is open source too btw
and suprisingly you could make your own bot with it
cuz I did find some node modules
but its not good at all
the pathfinding sucked when I tested it
but you can use baritone with forge
if you wanna try it
you can change stuff like should it avoid water or not its pretty customizable
iirc it can sometimes get lost with grass
uh yeah
can be stupid sometimes too
in very special scenarios
but it works like 98% of the time
thats good enough ig
also the path gets affected depending on how much time you give it to calculate
its usually 3 seconds before its a timeout
Person above is qt
ok 
the tradition of "qt, no u" is aboutta be reversed
I just say ok 
ok
ok
ok
ok
Person below is a person
no u
rude
I said the person below
y’know, I’m zoro’s favourite top gear man, but zoro hasn’t accepted my friend request 
Omg it's the real Jeremy Clarkson
there’s funny in there
ive never watched top gear
@deft geyser same
I have so many weeb emotes that I don't even use all of them
i just cant get motivated to watch shows these days
It's actually Jeremy Clarkson omg omg omg omg
I have so many weeb emotes that I don't even use all of them
@hazy aurora I have so many top gear emotes
says something
laugh sound plays
downloading internet explorer with chrome

i just cant get motivated to watch shows these days
I almost stopped watching any TV at all because anything funny is accompanied by LOUD LAUGH NOISES and any shocking moment is LOUD GASP NOISES
that’s just a few of what I have
idk whats on tv today
But I cba to make an itv hub account and watch it on my pc
I almost stopped watching any TV at all because anything funny is accompanied by LOUD LAUGH NOISES and any shocking moment is LOUD GASP NOISES
@ember matrix that is only sitcom tho
Nah you'd be surprised
I like top gear but it was really turned to shit when those 3 were fired

@solar sentinel @icy terrace you guys sleeping together
theres just nothing interesting on tv imo. the last show ive watched is mr. robot, everything else has been like youtube content
Imma make an itv hub acc and watch doc martin today because it's so fucking funny
<That's kinda really gay>
no bro i dont to wait until 5pm before my favorite show starts
I like top gear but it was really turned to shit when those 3 were fired :Gross: :JC_crosseyed: :exhausted:
@pallid sun wait what
no one should have to put up with waiting for content in these days, unless its live content
Just go on their online page they're all free here because we pay for TV liscenses anyway lol
@pallid sun wait what
@gritty spruce they were fired
imma play music in there
I've never, ever lied about having a TV licence
@gritty spruce they were fired
@pallid sun w h y
the jeremy the Hammond and the james
and all the ads
BBC iPlayer
Punch
We are all talking and then Matt is just top gearing
tv adblocker
Yes
coming soon tm
He do the vibe
https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/265156322012561408/747079163747500193 James said cheese in a funny voice so I made this command
Anyway I am gonna get itv hub when I get home and watch doc martin because it funny
lmao
Anyway I gtg bye
James May saying 'Cheese' for 1 HOUR is what we need during the current state of the world. (1080p 60fps) Please like and Subscribe!
Hi! I am a Youtuber who puts a lot, A LOT of effort into my videos, 10 minutes long or not. I love to entertain and make people laugh through t...
"sometimes I dream about cheese"
It started out with the Toyota Corolla and now it’s cheese?
toyota corolla
ikr 
what if he actually said "cheers" with an accent
then so be it
but then it wouldnt be funny
Yes because cheese is funny lol
@pallid sun im 6 minutes in and I believe he is trying to say cheese
where do you hear a remotely sounding r in it
@hazy aurora You never heard Brits?
I’ve heard plenty and not one has ever said cheers like that
("Brits" = my imagination in this case)
lol
@hazy aurora You never heard Brits?
@torn trellis oFfEnSiVe To Me
Shush 
No
lol
o
I forgot I was in there
ok
Is it bad that my laptop screen goes dim and then the whole thing turns off?
where
They left
o
Can you not
Ok
i mean this is shitpost
ok 
Ok

Ok
no
no
no*
no*
jly is gay
yes this is shitpost so spam
jly is a real person and not just a robot?
spam = shitpost :pepega:

right
hello guy
Voice changer kid is back
Autoban for saying leafy
@humble berry leafy
simp
No u
😳
im gonna distribute copyrighted music in vc /s
should we get a mod to monitor vc
The general vc looks cool, everyone is muted
yeah no
for annoying white name voice changer dude
no
simp
same
same
hey simp im predator
^
me
o
ok
you are a simp @icy terrace
Me when I see a simp
did I hear the nword in that video 
oh god that video again
@deft geyser just me or do I hear the nword here https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/747088271057616938
'just you'
Yes just you
dont post something like that again, thanks
I hear it
bruh how do you prove that (also I’m fairly sure using any slurs even if you can use them is against tos)
no @sacred kelp
yes @pallid sun
tone it down with the simp shit tbh
who created the word simp
what am i looking for jeley
And we don't care what color of skin you are, don't post anything that contains the n-word or any slurs
thank you

this seems useless
Yeah, and kind of annoying


:hyperbean:


You change your name every day?
this seems useless
@solar sentinel its not, it shows everyones status in a voice chat
nick yes
i had the strangest dream

@balmy nebula
@lusty cliff piracy illegal
@solar sentinel its not, it shows everyones status in a voice chat
@analog lark but i don't care >:(
@lusty cliff bad
lol my bot not even verified yet it glitched the discord api ??
No?
i was in canada trying to park in a grocery store parking lot
isn't it supposed to cap at 100 servers ?
guild limit isn't enforced yet
oh
The restrictions come in on the 7th of oct iirc
ah sry lol
what
man 5 more days :(
imagine my bot gets verified by discord before it is on top.gg loll
For what
and i'm pretty sure some guy dragged me into a jail, but i don't think it was a jail because there were a bunch of men yelling at me about keeping here
imagine my bot gets verified by discord before it is on top.gg loll
@mint harbor almost the same average time
Discord have a few more weeks
even though i never saw a riot baton or a gun
lol my friends bot got verified in 1 week
Thefuck
mhm
i was scared they were gonna call my mom so i fucking ran back to my totalled car and drove the fuck away
oki bye

like i wasn't in a fucking jail, i was under citizens arrest
Tokyo Drift, Canada version
Is cool
no i tried to drive away from canada
lol
I just watched it but not the Canada one
did ya stop at a mcdonalds
nope i drove out of town
is it stupid that I paid 25$ for a hack client on minecraft
then my break decided to move from under my foot
2b2t
I mean judging from the hack clients I used the paid one is the best
and i crashed into a tree and woke up
future is basically impact but it has more features and it makes the features from impact better
lol
like auto soup
and auto pot
I don't play on 2b2t doe
the queue takes longer than my grandma walking from germany to bulgaria
feels like a dbl queue
@analog lark but i don't care >:(
@solar sentinel k
Grainger, look for "play this at my funeral"
I go to record a school project, and I come back to 5 mentions and my admin giving incorrect answers


and organ emojis...
man this dumb https://modeus.is-inside.me/t9YM4YAY.png


yeet
Oh
having a party seems like
onononONONONONO
i'd bang a nerd

twater
tearth
tfire
tair
@ripe rose what you wouldn't?
if you wouldnt bang a nerd you are a nerd yourself
@ripe rose what you wouldn't?
@balmy nebula maybe, but it was random
bruh siege community be like
a what
krappe makes osu! stream highlights
https://youtu.be/-KUswl44vD8 this is the video I was in
it's clicking
shut
I hate it here
i dont even think it was supposed to be an anime game in the first place
This is pain
but then again, it's simple and has some kind of mass appeal
it wasn't, but it kind of is
I'm listening to the new recycle bin episode
Toyota Corolla
i have been inactive for like 4 days and toyota corolla is still a meme? damn
time to take another 4 days off
c h e e s e
Sometimes I dream about C H E E S E
What is so good about OSU it's just an anime game isn't it?
@ember matrix japan is just an anime country 🧠

its funny since most japanese don't watch anime
hon hon hon off with your head
oof
i redacted my previous statement
I think the most active country at wathing anime is the US
hon
e
AshtonMemer
Callum
Bean
Clarksonemy Jer
Aprixia
i asked in support but no reply....can someone explain the auctions and bids
I can mention @ everyone here
-auctions
What are auctions? What is #bids for? Click here to find out and click here to apply for access.
I can mention @ everyone here
@boreal hearth haha
good luck
bruh
I wouldn't do it though
how that work
it would be instant ban from dbl
if bots could mention everyone server would be dead for a while
bots cant mention everyone lmfao
^
^
i tried before
@boreal hearth join porple gang
you fetch members, then forEach them into an array, then you join that array with a space and have the split function true
ty @deft geyser
✊ 👊 👋
then boom, banned from dbl
and discordk
I don't have boost
are you boosting aprixstudios twice?
bruh
owo
ez
lol
1.3$ boost
bruh
until September 4th
Do you guys exist?
why aren't you boosting AprixStudios? 
I don't exist
cooldown
h
rpc boy look at it
its pog
pog
C# is nice
u cant do that while loop in c# or java
I'ma boost AprixStudios 30 times when they only cost me 0.05$
Linus Torvalds is a fucking meme
TorchedSammy CulturedSammy
????????????????
????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????
Does this describe my response well?
this is a bot list
.ru
Holy shit it rang
I remember my AirPods accidentally calling 911
accidentally
luckily you live in Kazakhstan 
@torn trellis who are you again?
and with that i am home from my dads and back on my pc for the first time in a week
@gritty spruce Remind me who you are

@torn trellis I asked first, you need to remind me who you are again
I'm a person
Are you a mod here or no?
no i think he's a bot
^
Real bot or selfbot

it says bot beside his name
is fall guys worth it?
they definitely dont have logs @icy drift
woof
Comrade Honk would like a word with you
I remember my phone dialing my local police number
it had a feature 3 times power button and it dials it
this is how selfbots should look
if people are caught selfbotting they should be given the bot role change my mind
I think speedy won a fortnite match 
@vital willow did you win
it had a feature 3 times power button and it dials it
@cedar seal My previous one did
but I could disable it
yea
yo is there anything wrong with return await
shouldnt it be promise.then(return;)?
Bismillah
allahuakbar
return break;
I use return await in dblpy iirc and it works 
actually no
js could be funky who knows
true
weebs
How i can add server status to my server ?
i feel like there's something wrong/bad with using return await
you can do promise.then(i => return i) but thats not funi
=> return
i use return await stuff without issue in my stuff 
or just don't put return
@strange knot what
what
wut 
@strange knot what
@pallid pebble I want to invite server status bot to my server
that is one small pepega
well invite it
Don't work
then again i'm mainly talking about commands/events and i dont even use the returned values from them 
so i could just mot return
that is one small pepega
@solar sentinel indeed
what doesnt work
i have a bigger one 
but eh i'll just return await wcgw
@narrow dust return await works fine in js
what doesnt work
@pallid pebble I tried to invite it from my browser but didn't work
what exactly didnt worked
yeah just something feels off
i cant help you if i dont know what doesnt work
i think i read something about return await but maybe im just
click open in browser
ah shit, here we go again
poggers
Then opened the same page
I swear i did many times
try from your pc then
i love cemu
i love you
kitchen gun
smash crashes trying to render the post game screen
no u
i have a wii u in storage somewhere


why dont you play with it then
@pallid pebble thanks 💙💙
np ^^
seems to be so easy to find/make a nintendo console emulator
owo
owot
owot the fuck
i
joycons aren't meant to be used on pc
you'd have to merge that as one pad and no ones found how to use the extensive features
Like rumble and the ir cameras
such as vibration and analog
switch controllers don't support analog
really?
I only find that kinda strange because I’ve seen analog-like behavior in games like smash
wait what the fuck?
thats his ip
Wikipedia shows IPs instead of account names if someone edited an article without an account, last time I checked
ddods
@versed hollow well i mean the L/R/Z
joycon boyz
oh you mean analog buttons?
the sticks can do analog on console
but thats an extensive that's yet to be support on desktop
why is shiv a whitename on my screen
@torn trellis haha demotion go brr
shivaco demotion 
shiv demotions
shiv fails to respond, unamused by our jokes
demote me to mod
demote me to royalty
because I'm busy
demote me to web admin
weeb*
nah you're just unamused
because I'm not in a good mood today
whats the matter?
but you woofed....
Then again, past few weeks have been like that, so nothing new here
Nothing significant, Skull
hm.
interesting
Interesting
interessant
interefikersant
irritant
urinating
berating
hi Poppycocks
what?
idk i found it on weird english words
Can Discord stop consuming 600 MB of RAM for nothing
no
reason: fuck you

okay now I need that
in roki city
no coincidence
Fuck
FUCK
duck
FUCK

duck
@foggy ore
oMg ClIeNt MoDs
oe em ge




Oh, I got a bent hat
Marco why
Marco why
finally made my first $1 million
rookie numbers
Shit
Where is the chat?
gone
Where is the General chat I mean?
Reduced to bits
Ok bruh
bruh indeed
this server isnt for chatting its for developing
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
just get rid of england

what the fuck
what
that's dumb
how lul
fuck c
^
Isnt there static functions in most languages?
yes but c's dumb
normally static functions are class members because those languages actually have classes
Static is pretty useful
and static just means you don't have to call the function on an instance of that class
I c
It means you don't have to instantiate the class first and can instead refer to it as class.Function ()
Im kinda a dumb person at codin
nah
well u can just assign the word private to static :^)
i prefer languages that have booleans thanks
Private is an accessibility modifier, static is a keyword for the behavior of that class or function
c does have booleans
Bool
you have to import booleans do you not
Idk C, but a Boolean is easy to implement I'd imagine
from a header ye
which is dumb
Ik C# though, which is the same family
and don't comparison operators just return ints by default
Private is an accessibility modifier, static is a keyword for the behavior of that class or function
@quasi briar nOt iN C
any non 0 value is true in c
C was written by the guy who made UNIX
This is relaxing
learning c to make an os 🧠
well
py
bruh
c is the lang for that usage
is windows not written in cpp
c and asm
and when was windows initially written
idk
it's 2020, we have new languages
shiv said operating system in python
possible
ive only seen 1 cpp os while scrolling through github
worth it? probably not
dont think its possible
maybe centered around python but you'd need other languages as well like c
Use C. It's how early computer devs designed their first OS
It seems rather possible but painful https://stackoverflow.com/questions/10904721/is-it-possible-to-create-an-operating-system-using-python/10904910
also c is painful fun
python os
Wtf
just because early programmers used it doesn't mean it's great
An interpred language
by that logic we should design games in assembly cause that's how atari used to do it
just because early programmers used it doesn't mean it's great
@gilded owl maybe not, but I know it's a possible approach
@torn trellis
well sure, not pure python 
thats what i said tho
maybe centered around python but you'd need other languages as well like c
@velvet flame
a reminder this exists https://node-os.com/
The first operating system powered by node.js and npm
yeah I missed that message
write your own kernel as well otherwise it's just cheating smh
^
just make an os in html
So it'll be the OSes job to handle how processes/tasks/and IO are handled and queued
Have fun though lol
who needs to write their own stuff when they can steal it 
hi i have an idea i wanna make a command but i dont have an idea
@pallid sun find one on github
great idea
i want to build assembly in python
typing js into the terminal directly
my computer tried to take me back to a better time 
lmao
oof
Tfw guy asks me to be a dev, doesn't know the project language, and asks for a staff role on my support.
e
@quasi briar lmao imagine
lol
Lesson learned
anyone like my coding so far? https://i.imgur.com/B68CTiq.png
ugly
when you forget which format you used
poopy time
How aprix
Theoretically if u make a macro and run it u hv made a Minecraft bot
oop https://modeus.is-inside.me/TWfAdP2R.png
@brazen pebble that's not how you do a for loop 😉
I know some node modules you can use
https://github.com/PrismarineJS/mineflayer @opaque trail
lol
yea im being dumb dw
and you can use this
also i used a while loop :lul:
while (true)
convenient https://modeus.is-inside.me/MsdSUXWd.png
@brazen pebble what are you doing now
learning c
i'm confused how this got turned into python
I am still learning on Javascript.. (so I don't publish bots I make because I use botghost, bot commander, etc to make bots.)
do you put break on the same column as case or on the same column as the code
at least you don't publish them lol @dreamy wolf
I making bots for my servers..
and all of those bots are private.
Ah enums. Love em
My dumb ass
thought it was looking at the correct fucking collection
I forgot I migrated to a proper one in 2019 👏
mcjava looks good
minecraft: lava edition
🍞
i'm confused how this got turned into python
@balmy nebula what you mean by this btw
python compiles to C
do you put break on the same column as case or on the same column as the code
same column as the code, but if you use function body, it doesnt really matter
what? i heard its intepreted
is that the word i meant to use
it's converted to C and then into machine code
my phone is fucked
For the most part, Python is an interpreted language and not a compiled one, although compilation is a step. Python code, written in .py file is first compiled to what is called bytecode (discussed in detail further) which is stored with a .pyc or .pyo format.
Instead of translating source code to machine code like C++, Python code it translated to bytecode. This bytecode is a low-level set of instructions that can be executed by an interpreter. In most PCs, Python interpreter is installed at /usr/local/bin/python3.8. Instead of executing the instructions on CPU, bytecode instructions are executed on a Virtual Machine.```
hello
it isnt straight translated to C
Right
A lot of languages use a VM layer so they can emulate their instructions across different CPU architectures I think
alot of languages do that
how do i get water out of my charger port
dry it
how do i get water out of my charger port
@balmy nebula rICe
@torn trellis smol port big napkins
death
@craggy crown say uh crazy idea but
have you ever wanted hike through a misty rainforest with someone else
yes
same
:)
Nou
no u >:(
Mrow
mmmm qt🥧
I gotta change my pfp back to normal, I gave it to someone and now their using it-i don't mind, but I gotta change mines back to what it was originally
x)
does any speak " " i need to get this translation done
ie is a pokemon
it had to die
it started off as ie
it died for the love of god
evolved into w10 edge then evolved into edge
how do i get banned?
just ask a mod to ban you
🤦
did u have to answer the question
why not
why would u say/encourage that
NO
NONONONONONONONO
that makes me feel asdfuiohsdiugfuighrs
he actually eats the stuff too

bobbeh
hope no mods see that
atmods

oh fuck
has anyone in here already lost thier virginity
no
no
that would be illegal
^
you asked because?
just for the sake of it
gamer law says no sex
becuz interest
conspiracy theory: sex isn't real
this^
a lie made up by the government
U were sent by a bird
sex is hot
imagine masturbating
gamer law
that would be illegal
@craggy crown the average teen still loses their virginity under the consenting age
That's true
gamer law
They aren't gamer enough
you people should do some research on gamer law
who the f asks if someone is a virgin?
Bros over hoes

the average teen still loses their virginity under the consenting age
>ldr noises<
never put dick in crazy, unless its worth it
^
Thats what causes autism
i thought what caused autism was vaccines. Is it all a hoax?
how the fuck did you get that link so fast
"yeah anyway h-"
WOMBLE
i thought what caused autism was vaccines. Is it all a hoax?
yes, it is a hoax and you are putting yourself and those around you at risk
have you got some txt file full of links to clips that you may need in extremely specific circumstances
WIMBLEDON WOMBLE
christian minecrafter here
lmaoooo Erwin

The way Nevil (Or, well, Holy'N'Evil) said it in one of the Arma bullshittery videos though
seen cyanide translating nevil?
and I'm not sure if I grew more tolerant to Nevil's language or he started speaking more proper English
i have a feeling moving over to docker would be easier if i installed a GUI distro
All ZF Twitch channels - https://www.twitch.tv/team/zfclan
My personal one - http://www.twitch.tv/sovietwomble
Sources:
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3:00 - Cleopatra and Caligula art by TwistieZ - https://www.instagram.com/andrewpieterse/
Zombie voices: VitalSlayer, Koda, DrHorst, J...
idk if i should be proud that i remembered back of my head the fucking title of the video that it happened
lmfao
this video is priceless
Caligoola
caligooola
ZF clan in their best nature
bruh i fucking wished i play with those cucks one day
prob have the best time of my life speaking with a bunch of idiots
well yeah, its just for the fun of it, we know its just filled with idiots ||like #development JK||
but thats where the fun lies
let's say, hypothetically, that discord bot developers didnt copy paste
ok. now that we've established that discord bot developers don't copy paste, we can assume that the stress given to people who help others with their code is reduced signficantly, making them less hostile
shapiro out
@eager echo cheeky mofo
well yeah
frocs
@rigid hinge you are now banned
pov you are cuphead
When a flying fish ruins you so hard you start breaking shit.
It's probably why he's still in Early Access.
@tender nimbus does your name mean "not dead"
if:
a. 'devs' didnt copy paste code
b. 'devs' put effort into reading docs
c. 'devs' put effort into learning/coding without expecting spoonfeed
d. 'devs' tried problem solving/researching before asking for help
e. 'devs' didnt watch youtube videos(outdated)
f. didnt use json as database
the world would be a better place @eager echo
i dreamt that the united kingdom never existed
docker do be a pain to set up ngl


















