#memes-and-media
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how dare someone send me reposted memes
Repost
qt right here
Repost 
qt is reading this
Let me confuse u guys really quick so when we went in space for the first time we deleted google chrome so we could get more space but elon accidentally deleted system32 which resulted in meth addicts smoking water
v cool, ty for sharing
huh
that one is good and bad at the same time
wtf is that
The lips
Phew, I fixed my bot. Or rather, my mum did 
@vivid gale do you hate hyper terminal
is that the electron terminal?
yas
owo
it's easier to modify than the eOS default terminal
mainly because i don't want to edit my WM
btmc is gonna be like "wtf"
no ads, i can’t upload the video on discord bc it’s too big
excuse me wtf https://youtu.be/xhAxSNg8sd0
is it unlisted?
as if so, I wouldn't ever really count it as ads
unless the video itself is an ad
I usually unlist videos I upload to youtube just to share on Discord
it could be considered as ad for my yt channel
yeah but
unlisted is like "I just wanna share this epic short clip with you cool guys and girls"
it’s public bc i want devs to look at it and fix this
poob
ly2
@vagrant roost uhhhh 
no its not
@balmy nebula you realise he's muted
maybe
@analog lark no i didn't realize

https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/DDAsytyE.png hey the api docs are right
*cute
Hello everybody
Hello
For what this ser ver is for?
https://top.gg/ site
yay water is back
pog
nice
When it's time for finals, you don't need lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to - you need the exact opposite. YOU NEED METAL BEATS TO STRESS/CRAM TO. That's why we had artist Karina Farek (https://twitter.com/dilfosaur) help us create this playlist for students who gotta STUDY...
@pallid pebble merge my pr
Eğeğe
imagine liking women that would legit kick you in the nuts
If ur into pain then sure
shiv you're my kink, and by saying i couldn't kink shame.... uhh...
where was i going with this?
@solar sentinel @hollow pier finished it
Don't know

Thank you 
sounds like something i'd hear in animal crossing
actually no
something i'd hear in steven universe
Oh you did the full version?
Yes
Nicee
@hollow pier wanna see something mildly interesting
Sure
how the hell is that animal crossing
ralsei works for a national multi million dollar fast food conglomerate
haha Yes
@clarkemy
Sounds great as always. You could say it hits all the right notes for me 

const maxShardsPerCluster = 5
function createCluster (num) {
const res = Array(Math.ceil(num / maxShardsPerCluster)).fill().map(()=>[])
for (let i = 0; i < num; i++) {
const add = (c) => {
if (res[c].length >= maxShardsPerCluster) return add(c + 1)
res[c].push(i)
}
add(0)
}
return res
}```
nut
lmfao
@versed hollow fangamer
wtf
that nickname is so bad
bro i really cant have shit in detroit
confuses me
Now you are the shit you can't have
mfs stole my virginity
i mean hey it works
can't have shit in detroit
the fuck is this
cluster array lol
each index of the 1st array is the cluster id and inside of them are the ids of the shards they own
ok imagine that i wanted to spawn 16 shards
how many shards per cluster/how is this handled
lol
cuz im moving from having my own set amount to letting discord decide
couldnt you just fill([])?
@rigid hinge what shit can’t you have in detroit
static chunk<T>(entries: T[], chunkSize: number) {
const result = [];
const amount = Math.floor(entries.length / chunkSize);
const mod = entries.length % chunkSize;
for (let i = 0; i < chunkSize; i++) {
result[i] = entries.splice(0, i < mod ? amount + 1 : amount);
}
return result;
}
NOTHING NOT EVEN HIS NAME
@narrow dust that would fill the same instance of of []
I can't wait to get back to my pc
oh wait true
A whole week without it has been annoying
the only way he’d be able to have his name is if he became mod
because you can’t impersonate a mod
@torn trellis AAAAAA use spoilers pls
/nick jbpberry
Smh
yeah one sec
Tell me when ur done
I have a small idea 
@eager echo doesnt let me set a max per smh
Fucking
Austria
why do you need a max # nerd
chunking is basically creating small arrays with length n from a larger array
-checkdms
function chunk(array, size) {
const firstChunk = array.slice(0, size)
if (!firstChunk.length) return array
return [firstChunk].concat(chunk(array.slice(size, array.length), size));
}```
does the same thing
It's an infinite loop
Pog you didn't trick me
dangerous shit
but also i want to make it so it just takes the number
grub me up bb
its ok
you know how the old programming saying goes, if it doesnt cause an error dont fix it
no matter now cringe the code is
If node.js errors were not so nice:
StupidityError: you didn't install discord.js you fucking cunt
DefineYourShitError: this fucking variable isn't defined because you are stupid enough to use a variable that isn't defined
UndefinedError: hey guess what, you defined this shit, but didn't bother checking if it didn't exist you idiot
WhyAreYouUsingSoManyFuckingListenersError: what the fuck are you doing adding 15 fucking listeners for the same event you fucking idiot
js needs to stop supporting undefined
i can i turn 5 into [0,1,2,3,4] in one line without a for loop 
do it, you won't
create a function and use it pepega
Ool
copy button for code blocks when
Would make life so much easier
im too lazy to go to the 3 dots and click copy text
lol
I mean
select everything
just like a copy button at the bottom right of the code block you click it and ez copy
and maybe more less uglier syntax highlighting
i mean this works
rename the function to chungus
module.exports = (shards, perCluster) => {
const entries = Array(shards).fill().reduce((a,_,i) => a.concat([ i ]), [])
const chunkSize = (Math.ceil(shards / perCluster))
const result = [];
const amount = Math.floor(entries.length / chunkSize);
const mod = entries.length % chunkSize;
for (let i = 0; i < chunkSize; i++) {
result[i] = entries.splice(0, i < mod ? amount + 1 : amount);
}
return result;
}
well there it is ig
oliy big


@torn trellis weeb uwu
module.exports = (shards, perCluster) => { const entries = Array(shards).fill().reduce((a,_,i) => a.concat([ i ]), []) const chunkSize = (Math.ceil(shards / perCluster)) const result = []; const amount = Math.floor(entries.length / chunkSize); const mod = entries.length % chunkSize; for (let i = 0; i < chunkSize; i++) { result[i] = entries.splice(0, i < mod ? amount + 1 : amount); } return result; }well there it is ig
@rigid hinge too big brain for my head to know what the fuck that does
furry uwu
@torn trellis i hate you
I'm actually a furrweeb

neko
Except I'm more fox/wolf hybrid
ok i dmmed the guy or girl you said, Xignotic, lets see
It's true
but i was right, i never added a nekolife api, so i guess it was just a mistake, but i got so depressed over it, my goodness
don't you just love it when ur arm bleeds
lmao what
Uhh
what in the world is that
my friends like soniika
I only find it kinda disturbing
@hazy aurora u ok?
sure
only hurt myself in school
and for some reason it made my arm bleed
but I didn't feel pain whatsoever
@torn trellis a q t = y o u
any1 know what this plugin is https://cdn.if6-dev.tk/images/msedge_imJrTfhQhQ ?
do yall like
var my_variable;
or
var myVariable;
@versed hollow its in oh my zsh iirc
@torn trellis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9VewWKfH_0
any1 know what this plugin is https://cdn.if6-dev.tk/images/msedge_imJrTfhQhQ ?
@versed hollow powerline
great videos actually
@torn trellis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9VewWKfH_0
@main brook have you seen the second one
or was it the first one?
Imagine if shiv had smol 🇵:regional_indicator_p:
i
Dont need to imagine
small coq
Dont need to imagine
@analog lark
Since to me, for all I know it doesn't even exist

qt

hum
u
Is shiv a girlums then?
pregnancy mute when
you just used my bot and we we're trying to just... like... reward you or smh... idk
i mean you we're the lucky one
what
@brazen ice
what
just wanted.. ahh nvm
what
what
@brazen ice
@icy terrace yes ?
you just used my bot and we we're trying to just... like... reward you or smh... idk
i mean you we're the lucky one
@torn trellis are you a girl?
FEMALE?
a?
WHERE?
I don't think my selfies say I'm a girl
i wanted to tell you that many errors occur in my console because twen is muted here so i have errors
please take all my emotional baggage and carry me away
ok
@torn trellis cant prove it, send new one
but idk what to reward you with
i wanted to tell you that many errors occur in my console because twen is muted here so i have errors
@icy terrace ur problem
that's senko
there are many ways to understand that one
UHHHHH
fix it
dude like
@torn trellis
lol
bruh
I just checked and I can confirm I'm male
Send selfie

lol
I'm in beeed
I need to prove it
its ur problem u get errors because of it lmao
sammy uzaki new episode watch the series already ffs
is it finished
no
That makes it even better 
JuSt wAtCh it
man i can't wait for airing shows
send proof of gender
yes you can, just keep yourself busy and the next episode comes up in no time
@torn trellis aaaa you promised doeee
GUYS GUYS CAPTCHA SAYS ME IM HUMAN!
nO
I miss my selfies
you know you want to watch that sugoi dekai
I miss not being self-conscious
God have mercy on me
bismillah
Eeeepiiiic feed me
n0
I'm hungry
shiv are you okay
Wdym I'm fine
@torn trellis no food before selfies
imagine being cold
just don't get hungry
just be hot
just don't exist
Just
Good idea
shiv is already hot though
just be hot
@versed hollow horny
if you don't exist nothing to worry about
@versed hollow horny
@timid stream no u
yes, wait what
Fine I'll get my ass moving
heat
time to find something to eat
@torn trellis nuuuuu

no starve
i should probably implement permission checking
I need to get a shirt on
right out of the corner of my eye
I see an unmentionable name https://cdn.if6-dev.tk/images/explorer_6aaoDA6ItD
hoisting not not mentionable msh
@icy terrace no issues
@torn trellis pog?
You're still lewd
do @ and then a !

You what
there’s so many what the heck
I'm sleepy as heck, sorry
Sleep
Soon
Soon™️
god my main servers are arguing how to pronounce my name
“no it’s bobross” “no it’s BORBoss”
•-•
no its bob ross
blocked gg w/p ez
ah yes
Test in prod
hellou hou ar iu, aim unde de water, please halp me, brrlrlrlrlrl
my bot doesn’t have a dev version because it’s only in like 3 of my friends servers
This is (kinda) true
Over a month now in fact
it’s only higher because of badge chasers and covid and summer break
Unless my bot gets approved in 3 hours 
but it’ll go down fast again:)
Yeah
delete all abandoned bots now badge chasers kek
the problem with dbl is that its probably saturated with bots that arent alive anymore/jenerally dont work
Jenerally
yeah
idk why i made this https://modeus.is-inside.me/50uC9KPw.png
I wanted to buy some Biden Harris merchandise to support their campaign and all, but i found this: A FACEMASK
A FACEMASK.
?
@celest flare Oh my god
Whos biden harris?
google ceo iirc
lol

Wow, ignore luke @analog lark. Your mini-modding may be really good but there is always room for improvement! Keep learning new things and expanding your knowledge
okay im done lmfao
ffs berry

Wow, ignore luke @analog lark. Your mini-modding may be really good but there is always room for improvement! Keep learning new things and expanding your knowledge
Berry 
Ok
im gonna just ignore DBL for a day
im gonna just ignore DBL for a day
@analog lark woah rlly? sweet! 😃
old test flight
dqok
smh
I mean, I'd leave if I wasn't boosting / have auctions
why do we hate luke now
why're we still here?
just to luke?
anyway
luke is cool
lukey poopey
ecks dee
in docker which is which in the -p thing? is it host:container or container:host
Assuming the former
There's a concept called "Slow TV", championed by Norwegian broadcaster NRK, that emphasises long, unedited, contemplative journeys. Well, I've been snowed under with planning and editing some big projects, so for this week's video we're doing Slow TV with a video even less co...
garlic bread into space
i done that in ksp with humans
no i wanna play kay es pee
A w w w
okay its -p host:container
don't u hate it when your customers are crackheads
Yes
verify me discord 
did you already apply?
they are getting faster now
i've seen them catch up 2 days of queue in only 1 day
also ty
secret page found
o
every cf protected site has it
smart
so it really does work
What about my site? Uwu
url
indirect ad
im a little scared that i fucked some code up on my bot
and i wont realize till i get declined

Hmm
#clearbadgehunterbots
Whitenames shouldn't be able to publish bots <:D
#givemeadmin
but you're still a whitename in disguise
D:
Come on review my bot already it's 29 days now ;-;
Yeah ik but my friends are spam DMing me that "when tf will your bot be approved on top.gg" and I am like stfu idk ;-;
Tell them to calm down
Yeah ;-;
https://youtu.be/j8gHi361PDM can this even be called human anymore
◈ Discord Server: http://bit.ly/2stqAd4
◈ Twitch: http://bit.ly/30uUfz2
----------------- References ------------------
Intro Music: Justice - Genesis (https://soundcloud.com/justice-official/genesis)
Difficulty Icons: Geometry Dash (https://store.steampowered.com/app/32...
im adding database stuff to my bot though
@flat matrix so make a test branch and do sketchy stuff there, and merge with main branch when it works
always test on not prod
testing on prod may be one of the biggest memes round here but i cannot stress this enough DO NOT TEST ON PROD
^
kek
pal lobby papa
Yeah but that still means I have to open a file and change letters
yeah man
And then remeber to change them at the end
lazy ass
use a debug flag man
u ar the laziest person ever lul
Probably
DBL Suggestion: Add a gulag for people who have been banned, and put 10 in 10 for them to fight each other, the survivor will be unbanned.
im not lazy im efficient
dbl gulag
How do they fight
constantly changing it is stupid
@hollow pier that is dbl gulag problem bro
disable half your commands during testing and hide them from help command so they accept it without worrying about broken commands so you dont need to make a test bot

sorry but i dont talk genius
Is seting up a docker worth it for the extra resources it will consume?
Also you can run them on boot I assume
yes and yes
Pog ok
restart: always will cause containers to restart through a host shutdown as well as crashes
Ah nice. I've not looked into docker much but that will go in the docker file thing correct?
jerry
@versed hollow
no
jerrybp
dammit
hyper is shit lol
No||, im shit||

idk how u switched from windows terminal to hyper when terminal has themes and can looks as good
and it doesn't have the garbage performance of an electron app
testing on prod may be one of the biggest memes round here but i cannot stress this enough DO NOT TEST ON PROD
@pallid sun ytho
someone adds more roles to luca
@brazen pebble i'm sorry
who cares if you have a 30 min outage
people who use the fucking bot
i don't speak 2GB of RAM
yooo
who cares if you have a 30 min outage
@main brook 30 minute can mean a lot
it shouldn't matter how much ram or resources u have to want to use more performant software instead of unoptimized trash
<@&264889767072628742> help this guy is bullying me
bruh
i don't speak 2GB of RAM
@balmy nebula a#####e
burh
@vast gorge website mods can't be pinged
Bruh
hopefully, they can't be pinged
you pinged us all 
also i don't have 2gb i have 4gb
mute

web mods can be pinged
no don't mess with me they can't be pinged, they don't show up
LOL
hey starman did you know
you are legally allowed to mute me if i ping the mod role

same
same
same
same
same
@main brook wait you ping the role
<@&264889767072628742> makes it looked like you pinged web admins, but you really didn;t
new record, you mees it up!
at mods i love you
btw @plush crescent your site is weird, it took me 5 minutes to figure out how to play something. i kept pressing this (https://i.imgur.com/idZnwKu.png) until i accidentally pushed the logo, and then it started
that is not good ux
tell the ownership team now me
forward it, im too lazy to join their server
Ok I'll tell them "now me"
And it will work. That would be pog
@hollow pier
thanks
catina massive qt
anyways new radio station coming soon! me and star are making something
friggin ads smh
Oh nice
no literally

🤐 for ads
@vast gorge stinky!
atmods stinky!

So that is a lie
you're stinky if you think that >:(
Sugar daddy
<@&265125253443878912> make me a bottum for 5$ please
-needdev
Sure with just a ping command




HELP MY BOTUM NOT APPROVUM
bots don’t have perms
luca does
does he tho?
yep he has admin
no
he has royalty role, which has admin
it isnt

bruh
:mod1::mod2::mod3::mod4::mod5:HELP MY BOTUM NOT APPROVUM
@plush crescent yeah thats crap



HELP WHY MANGO DATABAS WORK!

Hi do u consider ur self a trash?
yes u
I like mangos
Is this a daily meme
<@&304313580025544704> stinky
meow
sigh
bork
@tidal rampart it seems the a320 autopilot works fine


^ its happened multiple times, people quote my messages
Wait u cant ping them?
@gilded owl its a bit meh
it's accurate
managed speed doesnt work correctly
stinky
@main brook
it climbs too fast
I still haven’t managed to fix my 747. Literally just the 747 has this bug where it’s stuck in place
it's meh but it works
yeah
is the bug called a parking brake?
i got it working okay
Nope
lmao
747 needs like 40% on ground to start moving
LMAO
active pause mode on?
Nope
how much at mods today?
i had the a320 decide to auto thrust on my landing today
yeeted me up to 200 knots 200ft above the ground
@pallid pebble merge my pr
@eager echo sec
ngl i'm now kinda interested in a career as an ATC
lemme just review it
@gilded owl help, they're trying to make me sell diabetes to people
Stoopid
@torn trellis a
aaaaaaaa old me u could just move the cursor
yo Oliy's second name is Barrett?
@brazen pebble isnt the string too dark to see?
that isn't my problem
@timber coral
no like
Sorry cutie I'm falling asleep slowly
how do u read it lmao
Ouch
i have working eyes
more like eyes with night vision
@torn trellis go tf to sleep
No
help im doing bad code
Same
help i am using json db
Holy fuck what are you doing
nice name btw
Jason dB?! Use Michael es em ech
@torn trellis ABUSE
I have a video showing it
so curious
s h i t p o s t
And we corrupted one with 5-10 writes/s
.,.

I am here waiting for 2 hrs and still this is not working
opop
I got WSL Running as default on Hyper
terminal still sucks
I wanna get powerline working
WAAA, GENTE HOY ES VIERNES
You okay
this is shitpost right?
@warm pond i got you this
stop sending that disturbing image
Stop
ive seen that 3 times today
true
holy fuck please stop
Well, just mentioning a channel doesn't add anything to the conversation nor helps people to understand why you send it
ok
And since I'm a moderator people will listen if I send something about move to X channel
I'm awake
I get a ssl certificate before my school platform, and my webpage is only a COMING SOON image
yo someone posted a invite
Your pickle is **${(msg.author.id / 2 % 50.1).toFixed(2)}** cm
Ciao
great way to artificially get a size based on user id
well not really but
it works
@coarse ginkgo obviusly yes
Fine, Timo. I got you this, instead.
what do yall do if a booster hoists
@narrow dust thank you for reminding me
Look ima not lie
Booster colour is ugly
thanks for remind me boost is bad
ew simp @hollow pier
Luigi has been having a great time in his new mansion.
no
pog it worked
No, im at working testing the rewrite
ah
which isnt going to be public
its open source, just not public since it's gonna be server specific
so
why
what is with the gifs
@prisma lance at least I'm a simp not a whatever you are
discord gif keyboard
✨ both ✨
no >:(
just store everything in a text file
Holy shit
OwO
Volume Warning next time please
was wearing headphones and am not going more and more deaf
whitename posting shit memes?
whitename posting shit memes?
@brazen pebble comfirmed
Ikr
wtf kind of cringe videos did I just watch
I just drew this about 2020
yo
oy
is sqlite pragma auto vacuum like garbage collecting, where it slows down the whole thing slightly?
idk
ur welcome
Just Google it
What is happening?
Sqlite gives me problems now with data base locking so I need to update to postgres. I'll do that with my move to docker too
sounds like a u problem
It is
dont think ive tried google?
are u in wal mode
but eh whatever
I don't belive so
wtf use wal mode
More effort than letting it error
OH BOY 3 AM
btw this is why i don't offer help to people
because im lazy because why not
"im too lazy to add 1-2 lines of code to increase sqlite performance and maybe fix issues"
if ur getting rw locks fix ur shit lol
im making all my old shit code unlicensed
n i c e
yes
what license
adding license is for nerds
i just use github to store code troll face
if ppl steal it idc
it do
oh well then i shall make a license that says
do whatever the fuck you want i dont care
hey sammy you sqlite vacuum right
@brazen pebble I'm actually looking into it but I'm on my phone until Monday so I can't change it which is annoying. I belive I did look into it in the past but there was a thing which made me think I didn't want to use it for some reason
price 0 lol
giv
never used the VACUUM keyword/operator/whatever?
@narrow dust no
i'll take it off your hands for 0
literally ask tim he uses sqlite
tim knows all the good shit
@eager echo there actually is a "what the fuck u want public license"
it is basically a shorter unlicense
how about this
yes
this code is public domain retard oh yeah also i dont claim any responsibility for anything suck my dick
awesome
final draft take it or leave it
100% javascript 🤢
@eager echo is this better https://modeus.is-inside.me/utceHjBG.png
just moved censor bot to docker 
finally got too annoyed with the incrementing internal ports shit lmfao
also vys how do u make a command handler in go
uuh how check
my retard ass can just require a js file
kek 975MB
but go is compiled so can't do that
cuz of node_modules
ive got a 25mb binary
but uh
:omegalul:
wassup bruh
i hope those arent stored lmao
"dependencies": {
"body-parser": "1.19.0",
"cookie-parser": "^1.4.5",
"cors": "^2.8.5",
"ejs": "3.0.1",
"emoji-unicode-map": "1.1.10",
"express": "4.17.1",
"moment": "2.24.0",
"moment-duration-format": "2.3.2",
"mongodb": "3.5.5",
"node-fetch": "2.6.0",
"os-utils": "0.0.14",
"ws": "7.2.3"
},```
is all i have idk
sometimes none
i see no good reason to use moment if ur just parsing iso8601 dates
os-utils lmao
you also dont need a dependency for cors
just add a global middleware that adds headers for you
u can make a simple format function in a few lines
boi wtf is "moment-duration-format": "2.3.2"
aight fr all u realy need is body-parser cookie-parser ejs emoji-unicode-map express mongodb node-fetch os-utils and ws
holy shitt thats a lot of dependencies
u probably don't even need os-utils
yay c code https://modeus.is-inside.me/fyCMYKZa.png
these are the deps for my chat server https://modeus.is-inside.me/wAvC0lIT.png
@eager echo i use that to turn an amount of time into like 30s etc
u can make a simple format function in a few lines
lol
can you use something like https://www.npmjs.com/package/humanize-duration
this is dedicated to formatting times in ms
to strings
or yknow also make a function for that idk
wtf is this
you store cooldowns in the heap
this is what kirb made for termtalk https://modeus.is-inside.me/6imqxqwM.png
considering cooldowns only last max 1 minute yes i do
u can probably make it smaller and better
i prolly could
like dont use an entire time parser library for that
tbf moment-duration-format was like the first package i ever used lmfao
i made an ora clone with less deps 
@rigid hinge 
@rigid hinge
@main brook
java script

not even space
sup berry
seems like u @rigid hinge
its more about other peoples space
also if your bot is heavy ppl wont like waiting longer 2 start contributing
bruh
i dont use contributors like ever
i will make that in c
sammy would u like ownership for earth-chan npm package
i have an entire team behind me 
i will make that in rust
i like have is-computer-on has better testing scripts then i do
@silk pecan wait @rigid hinge is that your alt
ye
mods report, alts are ban
and @verbal ore
oh god the alt has a badge, thats against tos, 
program a
print* "true"
end program a
dont even call a function
brb ill make a c header
imagine there is a security exploit in https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-computer-on
i stg its gonna happen
HE’s UNMUTED

It's
boolean manipulation 
is's
It’s
@rigid hinge are you scared your main is gonna get terminated so you have a alt as team owner?
yea
i mean thats the reason oliy's alt is the owner of the server
Jerry is's qt
but also just more coverage















