memes-and-media

[timid stream]

this is a dream luke wake up go to school
@sacred kelp yo schools are closed

[craggy lantern]

your logic doesnt work there, because nobody said and think that if you are a bot dev, that you must work for dbl. Most of the people here who are bot dev dont work for dbl.

[timid stream]

||you have the bot dev role, your soul belonging to dbl||

[reef ridge]

😮

[sacred kelp]

ah yes im a bot dev i get paid by veld 20$/h

[fleet herald]

@timid stream oh

[reef ridge]

||you have the bot dev role, your soul belonging to dbl||
@timid stream debatable

[craggy lantern]

they should pay people not to upload bad bots

[reef ridge]

honestly

[sacred kelp]

oh

[junior pollen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0rSQNpKMlg

[hazy aurora]

https://youtu.be/-sVZ8sQCzsc

[glad maple]

[amber oyster]

[cedar seal]

[amber oyster]

ok

[hollow pier]

How to beat the system

[balmy nebula]

y'all really couldn't let it die

[hollow pier]

@balmy nebula same thing happened with flappy bird lmao

[balmy nebula]

this wouldn't happen if apple purged dead apps from their phones

[versed hollow]

I mean

even if you did buy the phone, they game wouldn’t be playable

[hollow pier]

Why would they do that though. Effort

[balmy nebula]

i mean

the mobile servers are still up because the android apk is still active

[brittle narwhal]

It smells like buttered corn in here and I fucking hate it

[hollow pier]

Better than my brother's Doritos

[brittle narwhal]

Idk man this smell kinda makes me wanna puke sometimes which is something Doritos don't do with me

[craggy crown]

He has come for your bred

[hollow pier]

I guess

[amber oyster]

ok

wtf

[brittle narwhal]

Now vs 1 year ago when I bought it at a discount
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603628400912891920/746137347292135495/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603628400912891920/746137477223415848/unknown.png

[analog lark]

haha

hahahaha https://img.ichigo.uk/jzAmQht9Yycc.png

https://img.ichigo.uk/bvNWAbPv1NQW.png please kill me

[brittle narwhal]

I am smh big time Luke

[analog lark]

honestly if I can do 8 hours a day for a week

I'll be happy

[icy terrace]

i do almost 18 hours a day

[analog lark]

I used to do that

now i work full time

I once did 58 hours in 3 days

[brittle narwhal]

Thank you Twitch for blocking the UI very cool

It won't go away

There we go

[analog lark]

block it with ublock

[brittle narwhal]

It's the app not the browser version

[icy terrace]

[craggy crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-sandwich-tf2-gaming-ihave-done-nothing-but-teleport-bread-gif-17130046

Omg it's so late fml

[hollow pier]

Fucking bot killed itself

And I'm not home to fix it

[icy terrace]

Daily catgirl has been delivered https://cdn.nekos.club/sfw-nekos/263.jpg

[solar sentinel]

i see it

[flat matrix]

I wonder what would happen if you checked and deleted all deleted bot apps in queue now

[ripe rose]

lol

[finite heron]

god my stomach feels awful

ever have those days when you feel just... completely drained, in every possible way?

uggggh

[brittle narwhal]

Yes

[sacred kelp]

just yesterday actually

[spark flame]

sigh

[woven elk]

that is not an error, its a feature

[spark flame]

I just want to mine cakecoin

😠

[woven elk]

wtf is cakecoin

[spark flame]

it's cakecoin

[woven elk]

I don't even know how to mine

Never was interested in the trend

[spark flame]

I've got 6 miners connected

all mining cakecoin

[woven elk]

hot

you better send me a cakecoin

sounds tasty

[hollow pier]

It's amazing how quickly one song can change your mood

[balmy nebula]

i would get a pet snake

but i could't watch that thing eat a mammal

[versed hollow]

My cousin has a ball python

and yea. It eats live mice

[balmy nebula]

yeah i can't

[tardy kayak]

C

[balmy nebula]

i wonder if that video was a test of backgrounds

[raven furnace]

Hi pup

[tardy kayak]

[gilded owl]

1/2/3 what

[balmy nebula]

hi kenyoyu

[eager echo]

active repositories

apparently

[gilded owl]

define active

[timid stream]

GO

[eager echo]

not archived

[gilded owl]

so a repo that's been dead for 5 years that isn't archived is active

hm

[eager echo]

all of these have been active since 6 months ago

[timid stream]

ParmesanLinguine.org when?

[eager echo]

mmmmm

[gilded owl]

i do not own parmesanlinguine.com

why .org? i'm not an organization

[sacred kelp]

ur an organization

[timid stream]

ParmesanLinguine.org is a organization of united noodles for the good of the people

@gilded owl ^

[sacred kelp]

ya

[gilded owl]

why

[vital willow]

that feeling when

[versed hollow]

Imagine being a mod

[median belfry]

Must be hell

[versed hollow]

@blazing vortex I always feel like lettuce

[blazing vortex]

Aha I see

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/PUCYcVD2.png

[quasi briar]

perfectly balanced
@eager echo Where's my C# at?

[sacred kelp]

nowhere

[finite heron]

cs > *

[quasi briar]

I feel that

also MSDN > every other devnet

[brazen pebble]

@finite heron watch my rpc

[sacred kelp]

c improved

[finite heron]

c improved

[quasi briar]

c++ = C with bloat

[brazen pebble]

c improved is the extension name for c support

[quasi briar]

wb Objective C?

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble wanna be pissed at something for no reason?

[timid stream]

i need sleep, somebody can give me coffe to dont sleep?

[balmy nebula]

no

[sacred kelp]

no

[brazen pebble]

y

[timid stream]

ok no

[balmy nebula]

i got hyper

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/8VJTzSUf.png

[balmy nebula]

how does that make you feel

[brazen pebble]

ok rip ur ram and speed lmao

[timid stream]

marco aprove bottun, you owe me that!

[timid stream]

ah nice, i wont get stickbugged again

[icy terrace]

._ .

I hate my yt algortihm tbh

[timid stream]

oh you have premium

NCEEEEE BRO, i just use a ad blocker

[brazen pebble]

awesome https://modeus.is-inside.me/bTRw1RKt.mp4

https://modeus.is-inside.me/Pihw4OCa.png

[median belfry]

I wonder what that spinner.h is 👀

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/oM8kvbu4.png

[timid stream]

yee marco...

[gritty spruce]

@young vessel stop exposing me

[young vessel]

its actually 3 am for me rn

[timid stream]

marco when the sorry bro?

[gritty spruce]

Go to bed marco

U german weeb

[brazen pebble]

man sublime is way better with c

i would use ide but no rpc

[timid stream]

sublime also for html files

[fleet herald]

hollywood is very creative

[timid stream]

now i need give you a clap?

because you deserve it

[fleet herald]

if youre gonna make fun of a meme at least type proper english

[timid stream]

look, maybe you cant talk my main languajes as i cant talk yours ok?

[sacred kelp]

[fleet herald]

english isnt my first language

eu tb falo portugues :^)

[balmy nebula]

i saw dark pheonix

i was actually on my phone for half the movie

[fleet herald]

lmao i see youre a fun guy to bring to movies

[balmy nebula]

that movie was boring as hell

[fleet herald]

i watched the aladin remake but not the original

and thought its kinda meh

[gritty spruce]

Ahhh

[timid stream]

I wonder if someone wonder what im wondering

[sacred kelp]

no

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble my speeds doing fine

and frankly it looks nice

[brazen pebble]

literally any terminal can look like that

[versed hollow]

my terminal sucks dick

its not appealing in any way

[alpine flicker]

i use the epic cmd

[versed hollow]

its just the basic windows terminal

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble ok so

almost every default linux terminal is barely customizable because of the window top

you could remove them on some

but then you end up with a box that you can't move

and frankly looks bad

[brazen pebble]

literally any terminal can look like that

almost every default linux terminal is barely customizable because of the window top
@balmy nebula wha

[timid stream]

Hola

[brazen pebble]

if ur talking about the top bar that depends on wm not terminal

[timid stream]

4+ semanas

Es encerio

[versed hollow]

ew

[timid stream]

You shut up if6

[versed hollow]

windows neofetch equivalent

disgusting

[timid stream]

Ah ok, simplemente haz un bot de purebas

Cuando ya tengas una actualización grande subela a tu bot principal

[brazen pebble]

im only learning c to make an os

[timid stream]

mira si consideras que esta bien pues subela

[versed hollow]

im only learning c to make an os
@brazen pebble sammy-os pog

[timid stream]

pero porfavor asegurate de seguir los liniamiento y que funcionend e manera correcta

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble ok let me correct myself

[timid stream]

@icy terrace asi que ahora solo subelo

y ya esta

[balmy nebula]

it takes way less effort with hyper than a regular terminal to make a nice looking terminal

[surreal hazel]

puedo preguntar una cosa de nombres?

[timid stream]

por?

[surreal hazel]

que nombre suena mejor AsBot o AsMod

[brazen pebble]

no as well

[surreal hazel]

ok gracias

[brazen pebble]

have u ever used kitty???

[timid stream]

AsMod

[surreal hazel]

ok

[timid stream]

@brazen pebble no what's that?

[brazen pebble]

man im not talking to u

but its a linux terminal

[timid stream]

sad indian music sounds

[versed hollow]

Hyper

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/6tXkiT1w.png

[versed hollow]

this message never existed :)

[deft geyser]

[brazen pebble]

😩 https://modeus.is-inside.me/4d3cSwL2.png

gasm

[deft geyser]

I heard there was terminal talk and I’ve come to flex

[brazen pebble]

termtalk?

2?

[brazen pebble]

yo that looks ass

[balmy nebula]

i don't simp for your fetchedneo

pls white

[solar sentinel]

just a little more 😩

[deft geyser]

i can do worse

or even better

[solar sentinel]

iphone 😳

[deft geyser]

oh i never changed that back

[versed hollow]

yea hyper looks cool

https://cdn.if6-dev.tk/images/Hyper_MYvgFBlFUx

[deft geyser]

windows

imagine

[versed hollow]

I use premiere and after effects

or else I would’ve already hopped on a KDE

[deft geyser]

ah rip

i use linux mostly these days, i just keep windows around for gaming

[brazen pebble]

ELECTRON TERMINAL LOOOOOOL

[versed hollow]

“JuST dUaL BooT BrO”

no

[deft geyser]

lol

[brazen pebble]

or vm

[versed hollow]

VM are kinda a problem

especially when it comes to things like anticheats

[deft geyser]

i have an unholy amount of operating systems installed. like 2 windows installs, 2 ubuntu installs. and i think a hackintosh on some drive i dont have hooked up

[brazen pebble]

:how:

[versed hollow]

:how:

Tooooo Lazzzy To croopp

[balmy nebula]

inb4 reddit image downloader app

integrated with tiktok, facebook and instgram downloads

[desert flame]

@gilded owl

also Im starting to learn TBM 930

[gilded owl]

nice

[desert flame]

cool plane very cool

glasscockpit took me some time to get used, as well ap

[gritty spruce]

Oliy not playing flight sim? Impossible

[versed hollow]

@balmy nebula already have a tweak for that

[balmy nebula]

you realize you could open the image in a browser right

[versed hollow]

yea

but iPhone sucks and doesn't allow you to download videos

[balmy nebula]

just safari

[versed hollow]

my old way of stealing videos was to use a separate app

[obtuse shoal]

@lusty cliff

[versed hollow]

oh my

jesus christ

[gritty spruce]

Uh

[versed hollow]

my friend is going to love it

[gritty spruce]

Ima send it to a group chat in in lol

[obtuse shoal]

We've done it, comrades. We've successfully meme'd.

[gritty spruce]

Lmfao

[desert flame]

lots of weebs here @gilded owl

[gilded owl]

damn

[desert flame]

I might not got to that airport

too many players = traffic

[gilded owl]

this game just pins my cpu at 100%

[versed hollow]

shut the fuck up

[desert flame]

I'll go for

[gilded owl]

i have the lights on my ram set to show me the temperature of my gpu and cpu

[desert flame]

I hate traffic

[gilded owl]

and the cpu lights are solid red

[versed hollow]

parm pc explodes when?

[deft geyser]

i need my job to pay me, so i can upgrade my cpu to appease msfs

[desert flame]

@deft geyser my cpu is a 2600 which is a gen behind already and it actually plays fs2020 well

[versed hollow]

.......

[deft geyser]

planning to get a 3900x

[gritty spruce]

Oliys bank account be like:

[obtuse shoal]

Hey @gilded owl

[gilded owl]

yes sora

[obtuse shoal]

Check this out on @Newegg: Vilros Raspberry Pi 4 Desktop Set with 8 Inch Screen and Keyboard and Mouse Set (8GB RAM) https://www.newegg.com/p/1HD-005N-000K4?Item=9SIAHUBBMT7920&Source=socialshare&cm_mmc=snc-social-_-sr-_-9SIAHUBBMT7920-_-08202020

[versed hollow]

jesus christ

[obtuse shoal]

I got this

[versed hollow]

what's with these bidders?

[frozen basin]

OMG ENTER THE GUNGON IS SO SICK

that intro man

[gilded owl]

damn

[frozen basin]

and the theme song woah

epic games has it free rn btw

[deft geyser]

i should reboot to windows to claim that before i forget

[deft geyser]

because that game is dope

[gritty spruce]

👀

[obtuse shoal]

Nice little setup, tbh. Not quite a laptop, but def portable pc

[versed hollow]

OH MY GOD

fortnite bots

[obtuse shoal]

Yeah, I saw that

Like "a toaster could run minecraft"

Well, back in the day, anyway

[gritty spruce]

Oliy: Sees someone bid 10k
Also Oliy: slowly slides mouse over approve button

[gilded owl]

oh it probably refers to the rpi edition

[obtuse shoal]

They made mc for rpi?

[gritty spruce]

Parm parm

[obtuse shoal]

Are you shitting me?

I may actually pick that up

[frozen basin]

its free

shipped with rpi i think? idk

its not very good iirc

[solar sentinel]

They made mc for rpi?
@obtuse shoal it's so old

[gilded owl]

yeah they never updated it

the whole point is that you're supposed to add stuff to it

[lusty cliff]

@obtuse shoal No bad

[gritty spruce]

Xiggy xig xig

[deft geyser]

xiggy stardust

[versed hollow]

Nobody:
Microsoft: Hey Buddy. I see you just signed into your microsoft account in the Microsoft Store. now, I’m going to completely ruin your windows experience by signing to microsoft on literally everything. Have a good day.

[desert flame]

why the f this thing starts on 1350 degrees on itt

[brazen pebble]

same https://modeus.is-inside.me/E2eFjynG.png

but yea https://modeus.is-inside.me/pNj0nI8Q.png

[versed hollow]

no fuck off.

[sacred kelp]

edge moment

[versed hollow]

microsoft can suck my dick

[sacred kelp]

say that in the microsoft server

[versed hollow]

sammy.exe has stopped working

[brazen pebble]

que

[balmy nebula]

@brazen pebble i just realized you only have 2gb of ram

how did you run windows 8 on a vm again

[brazen pebble]

q u e

[icy terrace]

I hate GMail, etc.

[torn trellis]

Weeb

[icy terrace]

I can't stand signing in to one Microsoft service & then they just bombard you with messages etc.

@torn trellis Shutup weebling

[torn trellis]

[icy terrace]

[torn trellis]

[hasty raptor]

@torn trellis nerd weeb

[torn trellis]

Says you bowser

[hasty raptor]

@torn trellis I'm bout to throw you into a watermelon

[torn trellis]

Do it

[balmy nebula]

@hasty raptor welp i talked to my mom about getting a machine

you know what she said?

[hasty raptor]

No?

[eager echo]

usp-s | flat rate

[icy terrace]

Anyone else enjoying 2020?

[eager echo]

oh yeah also it rained ash

[icy terrace]

I think I need to go to church & get saved, its the end times apparently

[young vessel]

vibe check

[rigid hinge]

i wanna use docker rlly bad because my bot uses a lot of separated http child processes and so i have to change the port everytime but i also have no idea what im doing

[young vessel]

You've failed the vibe check

[icy terrace]

Vibe check @young vessel

You failed the vibe check due to being a fucking weeb

[rigid hinge]

vibe check

[icy terrace]

Get out

Weeb

[young vessel]

Person below gets rules only'd for 10 seconds

[icy terrace]

Hi yes hru

[rigid hinge]

the mad lad

he really did it

[icy terrace]

POGGERS

[versed hollow]

haha

person below is cute

[icy terrace]

@versed hollow Liar

[torn trellis]

2020 is going to convert me to Islam someday

[gilded owl]

damn time flies when you're flying

[dim bay]

gay bowser

[narrow dust]

pain how do you fly

park is pain

parm

crap

[solar sentinel]

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/325648177178869760/746201667115941949 BROOOOOOOOOO WHATTTTTTTTTTT

stupid

@chilly coyote how exactly did it ping oliy

[chilly coyote]

https://cdn.xiuhcoatlslayer.com/u/bb27sQ.png

[solar sentinel]

allowedMentions is a thing

[exotic shale]

the hyperlink links to rick astley's never gonna give you up

[solar sentinel]

you should verify first before before muting

[deft geyser]

That’s a pretty smart use of allowed mentions ngl

[solar sentinel]

bean unmute please

[balmy nebula]

this is why you don't make consideration for users who don't have embeds on

[sacred kelp]

flaze ur stupid

[balmy nebula]

jelly you're stupid

[sacred kelp]

i agree

[solar sentinel]

mfw twice

@haughty stream can you unmute @sudden sierra

[haughty stream]

1 sec

[versed hollow]

Lawl

[sick cargo]

Hello

Goodmorning

[hasty veldt]

he/she says good morning at 10:49 PM smh lol

gm

[chilly coyote]

imagine timezones

[balmy nebula]

oh to be an american in EST

[chilly coyote]

est gang

[deft geyser]

Best timezone

Can’t spell best without est

[balmy nebula]

hottEST timezone

[chilly coyote]

bEST

imma use that from now on

[deft geyser]

Best

[chilly coyote]

can you send your happy kitty gif

so i may steal it

[balmy nebula]

[deft geyser]

[balmy nebula]

[deft geyser]

[chilly coyote]

[deft geyser]

[balmy nebula]

[chilly coyote]

blue kitty owo

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/744373944794087484.gif?v=1

[deft geyser]

[icy terrace]

Yes yes

[sleek bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741144525854081045/745506533869092882/deadly_sun.gif

[balmy nebula]

[sleek bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707458514305679451/713413640660844574/majapahit.gif

[flat matrix]

the hyperlink links to rick astley's never gonna give you up
old news smh

[desert flame]

me rn: realtime travel to japan in multiplayer

Friendship ended with King Air 350i, TBM 930 is my new bae

[gritty spruce]

@desert flame fly to ur house

[versed hollow]

fly into your house

[balmy nebula]

there's only one thing i hate about nickelodeon actually 2 things

1. the loud house has a spin off that gets equally as much airtime
2. they made a black lives matter with skai jackson in it

[versed hollow]

Ha

Skai Jackson?

the Ex disney star that doxxed someone?

[flat matrix]

bro fuck the casagrandes

they split it for more money like

[versed hollow]

Hahahahahhahahahah

[flat matrix]

whyy

[versed hollow]

Nick and Disney XD know how to ruin their shows

[flat matrix]

im loving the owl house

and amphibia but not that much kek

they're giving off gravity falls vibes to me /shrug

[versed hollow]

we need more shit like the amazing world of gumball

[flat matrix]

gumballs been stretched too far imo

[versed hollow]

it just has the humor that hits everyone

[flat matrix]

it was supposed to end a while ago too

[versed hollow]

Ik

[flat matrix]

but cn said ha no

[versed hollow]

its still a good show

all the jokes land

[flat matrix]

yea

[versed hollow]

Racism sucks guys

[flat matrix]

agreed

[versed hollow]

the video didn’t send

[flat matrix]

ohok

[versed hollow]

there it is

[flat matrix]

this is great

[versed hollow]

this guys good

[icy terrace]

This guy is amazing

12/10

[versed hollow]

WE LITERALLY TOLD YOU

#support message

[hazy aurora]

maybe he can't read

jk

[torn trellis]

By now it's needed

[junior pollen]

Invite Manager is offline

All their bots, even the patreon ones

[hazy aurora]

invite manager is offically dead

[junior pollen]

^

[hazy aurora]

just vanished like pokecord

[junior pollen]

Their mods are banning everyone asking why

[haughty stream]

[junior pollen]

So trash lol

[hazy aurora]

😳

[foggy ore]

haha imagine leaving your apartment

[hazy aurora]

lol

[junior pollen]

Ive been in a lockdown my whole life

[haughty stream]

I'm a security officer for a casino & resort... so if you get into an argument with me I can just arrest you

[eager echo]

discord mods when they step out of their room

[junior pollen]

Duane sexy job

[haughty stream]

or trespass 😛

[hazy aurora]

lockdown is the defenition of any gamer

always stay at home

[foggy ore]

hewwo linkyboo

[hazy aurora]

oh and those who have a 24/7 remote position

which is always remotely

hewwo pwincess wavy

[foggy ore]

[hazy aurora]

[junior pollen]

Whats "remote position" ?

[foggy ore]

[hazy aurora]

work from home

[junior pollen]

Oh

[hazy aurora]

basically instead of driving there and stuff you do ur work at home from ur computer

with the benefit being you can open pornhub and they wont notice

and you don't have to drive there

you could stay at home 24/7 tbh

[junior pollen]

Well, thats kinda bas

Bad*

[hazy aurora]

why

[junior pollen]

For me my home or desk area is like relax zone, do whatever i want etc

[hazy aurora]

lol

[foggy ore]

i do that while working

[junior pollen]

Imagine using it 8h for regular job

And then without moving more hours for fun

Stress mayb?

Just my point of view, I dont like to talk to people or leave my home but, I like going to school/job

Change routine

A few moments of human interaction u know

[foggy ore]

haha fuck that

[icy terrace]

Imagine interacting with humans

[junior pollen]

[foggy ore]

I'll die on my own anyway

[versed hollow]

I'll die on my own anyway
wha

[icy terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsUtPG5Y6tg

Nice

[versed hollow]

[junior pollen]

Terraria

[haughty stream]

I only ever interact with people at work and classes. I'm reserved and don't seek out interaction outside of work. When you work in a position that has to deal with people who act like animals or 5 year olds on a daily basis you find no desire to go hang out in public.

[icy terrace]

OH FUCK

[versed hollow]

Looks cool

[haughty stream]

Spawn in the Last Prism and kill him

[icy terrace]

@haughty stream What job?

[junior pollen]

@haughty stream I work at a fast food rest, trust me I know how dumb people can be

[torn trellis]

This uber app legit has buttons to easily call the police or ambulance

[haughty stream]

@icy terrace Security Officer for a Casino & Resort. I'm police on tribal (native-american) land.

[junior pollen]

Gimme 40 chkn naggets and a diet coke pls

[icy terrace]

Oh dear God

That job description alone gives me a headache

[junior pollen]

Sounds sexy huh

[torn trellis]

@icy terrace just use swords to kill the Moon Lord smh

[hazy aurora]

sailor moon

[icy terrace]

K

[haughty stream]

So, you deal with a lot of drunk idiots, assholes who want to fight, and people from the projects.

Oh and very stupid people. 😩

[hazy aurora]

im dumb

[torn trellis]

I can feel Duane's pain and i don't even work

[haughty stream]

But have you ever asked where the bathroom is when you're standing right behind it?

[torn trellis]

I'm too anxious to ask where a bathroom is. I rather run around clueless but find it myself

unless I'm too desperate

[haughty stream]

Oh we have big signs "BATHROOM" in blue.

[junior pollen]

People at the driver area: And I want my order to take it away.

Me:

[torn trellis]

Make them in Russian

Add toilet signs

BIG toilet signs

[haughty stream]

@junior pollen Why is it when I go through a drive-thru at some places they ask me if my order is to-go?

[versed hollow]

awa

uwa so heats

[balmy nebula]

the Ex disney star that doxxed someone?
@versed hollow yup

[eager echo]

duane

[haughty stream]

vysion

[eager echo]

u ever see this video hold on

[versed hollow]

I still find it hilarious

[junior pollen]

Because when we have over queue inside you can order at drive and just eat at the parking or outside

[eager echo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwXeFDroKyI

[haughty stream]

I WANT A BURGER TOMORROW PLS

End of final message.

[eager echo]

aight brosend it to voicemail

[junior pollen]

Working for burger king a year, I feel fortunate to know how the food is made and how is it conserved etc

[haughty stream]

You work in the fast-food industry to learn not to eat out anymore

[hazy aurora]

lol

[junior pollen]

mate, ive seen bugs inside the ice cream machine

[balmy nebula]

@haughty stream come get a quarter pounder for $3.43 at mcdonalds in severn

[haughty stream]

@junior pollen Do you make burger king foot lettuce?

[junior pollen]

Saw that video

[hazy aurora]

lol

[junior pollen]

Disgusting

[hazy aurora]

the last thing you want in your burger king burger is someones foot

[icy terrace]

Number 15

[balmy nebula]

my coworkers do really good job of keeping flies away from the food

[junior pollen]

You know you can order, eat half the food and ask the to make it again because it was "cold"? Free food

[balmy nebula]

but the ice cream machine

[haughty stream]

by swinging the used fly swatter over it a thousand times?

[balmy nebula]

You know you can order, eat half the food and ask the to make it again because it was "cold"? Free food
we actually check the fries

[eager echo]

number 14

[hazy aurora]

shoot them with a gun they can't react that fast @balmy nebula

[eager echo]

taco bell piss nachos

[sacred kelp]

the fuck

[eager echo]

the last thing you want on your taco bell nachos is someone elses piss

butas it turns out that might be what you get

[junior pollen]

@balmy nebula we have a big room to storage all the regular temp stuff, like some sauces/glasses/bags/etc

[balmy nebula]

by swinging the used fly swatter over it a thousand times?
nah, by pumping pesticides into the products

[hazy aurora]

what kind of sauce

white sauce

😳

[balmy nebula]

same, we have a backroom too

[junior pollen]

And I saw lot of nasty bugs around the ice cream cookie

[balmy nebula]

the ice cream machine here is

[hazy aurora]

broken

[junior pollen]

I dont know the word in eng

[balmy nebula]

fucking surrounded with gnats

[junior pollen]

How do you call the ice crean bottom?

🍦

[balmy nebula]

cone?

[junior pollen]

Ye that

[hazy aurora]

its not a MCDonalds if the ice cream machine isn't broken

[junior pollen]

I saw bugs inside and my boss said: Just clean it up, we have to sold it

[balmy nebula]

me and other coworkers have been recommending the managers to close the restaurant to exterminate all the bugs

[hazy aurora]

[balmy nebula]

they breed like rats

[junior pollen]

A few burgers closed here due to covid spread

[hazy aurora]

flamethrower

gun

[balmy nebula]

covid closed our dining area

[humble fractal]

@hazy aurora maccas

[hazy aurora]

bruh

[versed hollow]

gn everyone

[humble fractal]

@versed hollow night

[hazy aurora]

night qt @versed hollow

[humble fractal]

It's 3 pm tho

[junior pollen]

38 celsius + mask + plastic mask

[versed hollow]

duane your hot

[junior pollen]

[balmy nebula]

if there's ever a spongebob spinoff

[humble fractal]

wrong you're @versed hollow

[balmy nebula]

nick literally pissed on stephens grave

[junior pollen]

Covid suck, not for killing people, but for destroying the economy

I saw 5 coworkers lose their jobs

Cause of the lack of clients

[lost iron]

and for making people panik buy tp

[haughty stream]

If I ever own a business I am definitely making my company's hold music some anime intro. Imagine you get put on hold and this shit comes on https://youtu.be/ieQ1rAIjzXc?t=17

[junior pollen]

And all our hotels will close the next month

[balmy nebula]

covid clogged up our driveway

[junior pollen]

We dont allow more flights etx.. sad

[balmy nebula]

i wanna work at chipotle

where there's an actual closing time

[junior pollen]

We close at 3AM

[torn trellis]

Duane.

Duane

[lost iron]

oi

[haughty stream]

[icy terrace]

Fre shavacado

[balmy nebula]

mcdonalds never closes

[torn trellis]

Duane?

[junior pollen]

I would like to join the military lol

[icy terrace]

Fre shavacado.

[lost iron]

AHHH

IT'S SOO COLD HERE

[junior pollen]

mcdonalds never closes
@balmy nebula 24/7 drive?

[torn trellis]

Use the anime dorime song instead

[balmy nebula]

the reason that's bad for me is because sometimes i end up having to stay 2 hours later than when i usually leave

yes 24/7 drive thru

[icy terrace]

Dear DBL mod,
You are cute.

[torn trellis]

I would like to join the military lol
@junior pollen where do you live?

[junior pollen]

Did they pay you well?

[balmy nebula]

i get...

[junior pollen]

Those extra hours

[balmy nebula]

$11.50/hr

no i don't get overtime

[junior pollen]

I get 6€/h

[icy terrace]

Dude

[junior pollen]

[icy terrace]

I got 0$/h

[junior pollen]

8€ extra

[icy terrace]

Basiclly gpt no job

[junior pollen]

Shiv, spain/Mallorca

The house of drunk germans

[balmy nebula]

i wish i worked at mcdonalds in canada

[haughty stream]

What if we kissed during an excessive heat wave warning in the middle of dry grass that was rapidly burning?

[balmy nebula]

because i hear the food isn't complete crap in canada

[haughty stream]

California is on fire again and it's all smokey 😩

[icy terrace]

This makes me so uncomfortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6K7VBb8ENw

[junior pollen]

I wanted to go to japan or us on my birthday, but covid fuck me well

[haughty stream]

learn japanese before going

[lost iron]

I wanted to spend my bday with my family, But it was bad.

[hazy aurora]

they don't have subtitles

[balmy nebula]

come to the US

[lost iron]

so uhh, Can't do shit now.

[junior pollen]

they don't have subtitles
@hazy aurora

[balmy nebula]

try my patented blue raspberry sprite

[lost iron]

they don't have subtitles
@hazy aurora I'm sure they do.

[haughty stream]

They really like when foreigners show they're attempting to learn and understand their language and culture. It's a major plus!

[torn trellis]

California is essentially Hell on Earth now

[junior pollen]

Clasic sprite is better than other kind of sprite

[haughty stream]

yes shiv

[balmy nebula]

california is the main reason america has the most covid cases

[icy terrace]

Why?

[junior pollen]

Wasnt new york?

[balmy nebula]

that's where the spike orginated from

[hazy aurora]

new bork

[torn trellis]

Well that's why it's getting burned to the ground now

[icy terrace]

What did california do?

[fiery edge]

Hey

[balmy nebula]

new york was the second spike

[torn trellis]

California is being punished by mommy nature

[icy terrace]

Did they allow people to go into the city?

[lost iron]

California is being punished by mommy nature
@torn trellis xD

Is mommy nature going easy on them?

[haughty stream]

I live in Northern California, it's all the dumbass southern Californians that piss you off.

[balmy nebula]

i used to live in north carolina

[haughty stream]

except @eager echo, I like him.

[icy terrace]

Ah fuck, i give up

[lost iron]

Sure do

[junior pollen]

I just heard those names in american movies

[torn trellis]

Eh, I'm far from the American continent, so I don't know. But the spanking is going hard apparently

[balmy nebula]

we should've met at that north carolina exclusive food lion

[junior pollen]

This whole chat is weird to me lol

[fiery edge]

I live In Texas

[lost iron]

Eh, I'm far from the America continent, so I don't know. But the spanking is going hard apparently
@torn trellis How's russia in this Pandemic? Is the vaccine helping?

[torn trellis]

Thing is

[haughty stream]

I'll spank you in private and call it a patty whackin' in public @torn trellis

[lost iron]

XD

[torn trellis]

I have zero fucking clue because I don't live there

[icy terrace]

In my city, people seem to be wearing masks pretty religiously & every business I know requires them

[lost iron]

Wait, You aren't russian?

[torn trellis]

Oh please do Duane

No, I'm just fluent in Russian

[fiery edge]

Should I be worried

[lost iron]

Shiv, which server is that emote from?

[torn trellis]

Uhh

[icy terrace]

Hooa

[lost iron]

I need that emote.....

[icy terrace]

Digo hi

[junior pollen]

@icy terrace here is the same, but we have 400 cases every day, in a small island

[icy terrace]

[lost iron]

ty

[icy terrace]

I also have that emote in my server

[lost iron]

Now I'll just inspect element it

[icy terrace]

I'm new un the server

[junior pollen]

Hola @icy terrace

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/462845660429942784.png?v=1 ahem

[torn trellis]

I'll give you the link

in a bit

[icy terrace]

[lost iron]

Ty

[icy terrace]

Xd

Alguien que habla español?

:Shutup_Luxx:

[junior pollen]

Si, aqui podemos

[icy terrace]

A vale jsjs

[haughty stream]

Shivaco, do you have at-least one bear in your friend group? If so, how mighty and tough are they?

[junior pollen]

A "bear" ?

[haughty stream]

https://tenor.com/view/kandaar-bear-walk-cute-funny-gif-14769450

[icy terrace]

Lol

[junior pollen]

[icy terrace]

Omg

[lost iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/743393178664566835.gif?v=1

[icy terrace]

[lost iron]

My emote is bigger xD

[balmy nebula]

the bear wants to fight

[timber coral]

@torn trellis damn ok

[haughty stream]

Ew, tell her to stop picking her nose. So gross!

[lost iron]

xd

[junior pollen]

Hes walking like that fighter from MMA

What was the name.. hh

[balmy nebula]

triple h?

[torn trellis]

Shivaco, do you have at-least one bear in your friend group? If so, how mighty and tough are they?
@haughty stream tougher than your spanking, at least

[icy terrace]

He was searching food

[torn trellis]

@timber coral GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE

[balmy nebula]

ngl

[haughty stream]

Now you're asking for a good time

[junior pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-away-gif-9356432

This guy

[balmy nebula]

a pet bear would be awesome

[icy terrace]

I have a bear, is My pet

xD

[balmy nebula]

he could also be a free ride with no license required

[junior pollen]

Por cierto eres español? Son las 7AM aqui

[haughty stream]

That's cornell mcdonald @junior pollen

[balmy nebula]

hola soy dora

[timber coral]

@torn trellis the fuck did I walk into

[haughty stream]

Conor McGregor*

[junior pollen]

Dora la exploradora?

[icy terrace]

Por cierto eres español? Son las 7AM aqui :eyeshake:
@junior pollen no, soy de otro país, es a las 12 am

[balmy nebula]

cheeks clapping is what

[junior pollen]

Ah vale

[icy terrace]

Jajajaja

[hazy aurora]

@haughty stream tougher than your spanking, at least
@torn trellis 😳

[junior pollen]

Well, 7.35AM, i think its time to sleep now

[icy terrace]

I love the bear, everyone too?

[haughty stream]

@torn trellis :tsumiLewd: 😳 :bigflushed:
@hazy aurora

[junior pollen]

[lost iron]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/uQLb1Z77wzocUj6UHdcTy7RfYFprrsFkSnJPkVmBpgo/%3Fsize%3D256%26f%3D.gif/https/cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/691214019373170699/a_f09f71d61aefe5a110a7499bab7a5ee2.gif

[icy terrace]

[haughty stream]

S I M P ALERT

[lost iron]

Wait

[torn trellis]

@timber coral nothing~

[icy terrace]

Lol

[lost iron]

wrong link

[torn trellis]

Don't mind that. How was your sleep?

that's the more important question

[icy terrace]

xD

[lost iron]

I slept, For 4 whole hours.

[icy terrace]

Amazing

[lost iron]

Then I went on reddit.

[timber coral]

@torn trellis good ig

[icy terrace]

[timber coral]

Uhh shiv why didn't you tell me smh

[icy terrace]

Uh oh

[lost iron]

XD

[haughty stream]

Whose the momma?

[icy terrace]

I see this as an excuse to drink

[lost iron]

Pregnancy mute, XD

[timber coral]

@haughty stream no clue

[haughty stream]

@icy terrace A spec of dust could land on your desk and you'll say "I see this as an excuse to drink"

[junior pollen]

Ill leave this here before I go

[icy terrace]

I like the way you think

[torn trellis]

@timber coral eh?

[icy terrace]

Oh look, a spec of dust!

[torn trellis]

I... don't know what you're talking about.

[haughty stream]

Depends on what you're drinking

[torn trellis]

Epic, that's false evidence

[icy terrace]

Calypso 151

75.5%

Everyone play League of Legends?

[lost iron]

Btw, I broke up if that is relatable to anyone.

[torn trellis]

F

[timber coral]

@torn trellis aw k

[lost iron]

Well, Not an F, I decided to breakup as I was getting bored of respect, I wanted to simp and flirt with whoever I want.

[torn trellis]

Player. I see

[lost iron]

FUCK I THREW MY PHONE OUT OF THE WINDOW

[haughty stream]

Mod abuse, he unmuted himself

Demote!

[lost iron]

Bruh

He gets muted often

[boreal hearth]

hello tmod bully @haughty stream

I am no tmod so you can't bully me

[lost iron]

xD

[torn trellis]

Just a sec, Apri

[boreal hearth]

oh no

[hazy aurora]

@boreal hearth hi qt

I mean hi boss

[boreal hearth]

@hazy aurora hi but I am no qt

[hazy aurora]

lol

[boreal hearth]

boss is more correct yes

[haughty stream]

I'll bully you again Aprixia

[lost iron]

Booli me.. Idk why I'm bored, So yeah

[hazy aurora]

payout when

[haughty stream]

I'll eat you

[hazy aurora]

payout when

[timber coral]

[lost iron]

[torn trellis]

Epic calling others lewd

[lost iron]

This deserves a shitpost

[torn trellis]

That's new

[timber coral]

No its not?

[lost iron]

Bruh, Look at the name of the bot.

[balmy nebula]

hey wait a minute

[timber coral]

?

[chilly coyote]

i declined one earlier called NSFW

[lost iron]

xd

[timber coral]

Lol

[lost iron]

Do you guys have a channel where the main or the most common reasons are there and u just copy paste them?

[hasty veldt]

There is a bot on the website named NSFW or was a few days ago

[torn trellis]

No its not?
@timber coral qt

[hazy aurora]

@lost iron bet

[chilly coyote]

@lost iron

[timber coral]

No

[torn trellis]

yes

[lost iron]

xD

Can I get a sneak peak of that channel?

[chilly coyote]

its not a channel lol

[lost iron]

Where are they?

In the bot?

[chilly coyote]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

secrets

[balmy nebula]

wait wtf

[lost iron]

Nah

Xiuh has a seperate bot for that

[balmy nebula]

remix with more views than the original??

[lost iron]

xD

[timber coral]

Iirc it was shown in mod log once

[torn trellis]

was there a purge wtf
why are there only 7 mods online

[lost iron]

bcs today is friday

Where are u from?

[torn trellis]

oh right quota time isn't over yet

Me?

[lost iron]

Me?
@torn trellis ye

[torn trellis]

yeet it's almost midday for me

Kazakhstan

[lost iron]

is that +3:50 or +4?

[torn trellis]

+3

+6 gang rules

[icy terrace]

@torn trellis +4 for you

[timber coral]

+3 gang ig?

[icy terrace]

[torn trellis]

ayaya

[sick cargo]

hey!

[lost iron]

I'm +5:30, So close enough

[torn trellis]

That's like... India?

[lost iron]

yes

[sick cargo]

shivaco hello

[torn trellis]

Oh hi there

How are you?

[sick cargo]

Im fine, im waiting from bot queed, 2 week ago

[torn trellis]

I don't remember if Indonesia is +6:30 or +5:30, help

[lost iron]

Indonesia is +8

[torn trellis]

nani

[lost iron]

+5:30 is only for india and russia

[torn trellis]

What's +6:30 then 🤔

[opaque trail]

Indonesia is +6-8

[subtle herald]

That's like... India?
@torn trellis I am from India

[torn trellis]

I think I'm forgetting things

[timber coral]

Mhm you are

[balmy nebula]

i'm from capitalism

[opaque trail]

Or is it 7-9 idk

[lost iron]

Indonesia is +6-8
@opaque trail Oh, Maybe, I didntt knew

[opaque trail]

Probably 7-9

[lost iron]

I just know +8 is for indo

[opaque trail]

Cuz i like on the west and its +7 for me

[sick cargo]

Shivaco, the time from next 31.08.2020 to finally issue? @torn trellis

[torn trellis]

probably around 10 more days

[opaque trail]

Area wise indonesia is relatively large if u consider the ocean

[sick cargo]

understand.

[versed hollow]

All part of the plan

wrong server

[sacred kelp]

[versed hollow]

unless?

[sick cargo]

when wrong ?

[lost iron]

oofies

[balmy nebula]

the only thing i know about india is that they want to be on tiktok bad

[sick cargo]

do you know, turkish good coding ?

[versed hollow]

Ramped Scammer Problem

[lost iron]

the only thing i know about india is that they want to be on tiktok bad
@balmy nebula No, We want it banned. There are some desperate teens who are addicted to tiktok as it was an easy platform to post cringe and be famous.

[sick cargo]

who is tiktok bad?

@icy terrace

[versed hollow]

@balmy nebula No, We want it banned. There are some desperate teens who are addicted to tiktok as it was an easy platform to post cringe and be famous.
@lost iron good boy. you stopped posing cringe and stated calling people out for it

[sacred kelp]

the only thing i know about india is the flag

[versed hollow]

I’m proud

sorry for the ping skull

[lost iron]

@lost iron good boy. you stopped posing cringe and stated calling people out for it
@versed hollow You haven't seen the level of cringe on tiktok

Lemme show you...

[versed hollow]

i know

IT’s BAD

[balmy nebula]

@lost iron then why do tiktoks clearly made in india end up on my fyp

[sacred kelp]

nonono

[versed hollow]

Especially tiktok E-Boys

Delete account

[opaque trail]

Lol

[lost iron]

Especially tiktok E-Boys
Cringe X 100

[versed hollow]

tek

[balmy nebula]

i would make tiktoks

[opaque trail]

Eboys more like cringe boys

[balmy nebula]

but i'm not naturally funny

[versed hollow]

telk

[torn trellis]

I'm sorry but what is e-boys

[opaque trail]

Ur a qt if6

[versed hollow]

Telk

[balmy nebula]

e-girls but boys

duh

[versed hollow]

lol

the whole “E” Culture kinda cringe

[opaque trail]

Tru

[sacred kelp]

q

[lost iron]

Just to get you started, This is the front page of tiktok in india.

[versed hollow]

we took something as Simple as an E-Reader and made it cringe

OH FUCK OH GOD.

[haughty stream]

Looks like I am 1 of 5 males in a class of 33 for deaf studies this term 😬

[balmy nebula]

at least girls aren't trying to abduct simps from their posts anymore

[lost iron]

You might get an idea of how cringe tiktok is here.

[versed hollow]

Duane are you deaf?

[torn trellis]

Geez Duane

[haughty stream]

nah, just learning sign language

[versed hollow]

oh

understandable

[lost iron]

have a great day

[versed hollow]

thats employable

[balmy nebula]

@lost iron why are y'all idians trying to turn someone on in a tiktok

[haughty stream]

shiv, you're chaotic-evil

[versed hollow]

;)

[torn trellis]

uwu

that bot needs to be muted

[versed hollow]

this server is filled with bots

[torn trellis]

rules only slap sounds

[lost iron]

@lost iron why are y'all idians trying to turn someone on in a tiktok
@balmy nebula Wdym? I meant just to give you an idea of how cringe it is.

[haughty stream]

I also wouldn't have waited over 20 years to learn sign language now 😂