drg-memes-no-talk

[real skiff]

hey since you're here help me out

is karl the mission control guy?

don't laugh

[elfin mural]

nah

we don't have much of his legend pieced together.

[real skiff]

don't know then?

[elfin mural]

I think the general understanding is that he was one of the first dwarves on Hoxxes

aside from that we know nothing at all

[real skiff]

so if someone were to show up with an id that says karl

would there be any way for others to disprove that this hypothetical person is indeed karl?

[elfin mural]

we'd probably shrug and go "oh cool you have the same name"

[real skiff]

dang it

[elfin mural]

Karl is stuck on Hoxxes somewhere

either dead or still surviving off of roasted Glyphid and red sugar

[tidal marlin]

When you reach player level 2000 you get an assignment to save Karl and if you succeed he becomes your bosco

[real skiff]

maybe he found a red rock slammer spring

[elfin mural]

a spring of beer, that's a sight to behold

[trail sentinel]

Karl has been piloting molly this whole time

[elfin mural]

perhaps

[tidal marlin]

Is mini mule mini Karl then

[elfin mural]

shrug maybe it's Unkarr

who knows

[lilac yacht]

UNKARR'S BALLS THIS IS HEAVY

[static oasis]

muted for posting diggy hole by "accident"

[lilac yacht]

yogscast was a nice childhood

[cobalt violet]

are dwarves earthbenders?

[analog lichen]

No, they're earth breakers.

[serene walrus]

i sense a "shut the fuck up and post memes" meme will appear shortly

[halcyon aspen]

no conversations, entertain me

[tidal marlin]

Accurate

[primal sand]

Lol

[wanton fog]

I forgot about this it’s like.. really old and I don’t even know if I posted it but... here it is!

[waxen herald]

just woke up from a shitty bed time to drink

[dim sonnet]

i feek like that comic represents me a bit

[lapis ether]

lol link to original please?

[wanton fog]

I would but I don’t remember

[lapis ether]

found it

[proud scroll]

Oh I just found it

[foggy meteor]

Low effort meme

[analog lichen]

Feel like that's a parody of "Jesus Christ how horrifying"

[foggy meteor]

It's based on a doom meme in reference to revenant screams being annoying.

[wanton fog]

Another old one of mine I don’t even remember how old

[normal nebula]

found on the drg subreddit

[loud nebula]

Yes

[boreal coyote]

Gimme gimme Steve

[loud nebula]

Fool

I already platformed every ore before you flew into the room

[main surge]

or be a responsible scout like me and replace engi for the hoverboots perk

just scout and driller 2 person team

[marble solar]

Mountain goat and special powder

[unborn tangle]

hmmm, not allowed?

[trail sentinel]

Not a drg meme

[dry flower]

it happens more often then you think

[loud nebula]

A bad team is worse then the worst swarms

[cosmic escarp]

“i dont usually play scout sry”

[iron hornet]

Steeve, first time biting some of his species:

[distant ember]

Pheromone canister : "Am I a joke to you?"

[sinful cobalt]

old but gold

[waxen herald]

[sinful cobalt]

anyone knows the music in this clip?

[dim sonnet]

i kinda like that drop pod animation

[distant ember]

anyone knows the music in this clip?
@sinful cobalt Master of Puppets

[sinful cobalt]

Metallica?

[distant ember]

Yes

[waxen herald]

ya really thought i wasnt gonna do the challage did ya

[dim sonnet]

I love how distorted that meme is

[north delta]

if a wild glyphid becomes steve, do all of steve's memories get inprinted on the him?

[dim sonnet]

huh

[sinful cobalt]

@distant ember hm, I've checked all instrumental version but didn't heard the same beat as it was in the clip :(
https://youtu.be/_jYlloUKFmg

[distant ember]

Your video is bassboosted to begin with

[dim sonnet]

@sinful cobalt "These seats could really use some suspension!"

[distant ember]

corporate wants you to find the difference in these two pictures

[safe ore]

"They're the same bloody pictures!"

[stone mason]

Why do I recall him from something

[dry trout]

Atlantis

[distant ember]

Atlantis

[dry trout]

[distant ember]

[dry trout]

Do not disturb the soil

[waxen herald]

oh yeah that one

that was a good movie

[distant ember]

Vinny Santorini = engineer.

[clear canopy]

Oh no we are doing this?

Milo Scout?

Joshua Gunner?

[distant ember]

Princesse is scout

[clear canopy]

Jebidiah is actually a dwarf

[distant ember]

Karl

Placard is mission control

[clear canopy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675138174972067852/739208474076119090/unknown.png

how 2 bug repellent

[quaint panther]

right, I think I've seen other engis make something like that

[vagrant spade]

you need more plats

[clear canopy]

pancakes

[past horizon]

Why does the bot randomly stop me from uploading memes?

Just let me post my meme

[static oasis]

@clear canopy remember you can use molly to see if the repellant works because the mule uses the glyphid pathing

[worthy mulch]

Molly is robolootbugsteve confirmed

[gentle wadi]

Lootbugs are Bulk Detanator Larvae, change my mind

[loud nebula]

if you make the platforms too big

the bugs reconize that going over it is the fastest way

thus ruining the entire thing

[fierce matrix]

It's important to understand how the repellent works.

It's not "bugs will avoid this if at all possible"

It makes your platforms count as double terrain to the bugs' pathing

So a 2 meter wide platform is considered to be 4 meters to the pathing, and they take the shortest route towards you

But if you try to make too large a wall/ledge/obstacle, than the pathing will determine that walking over it is faster than going around, and thus make your excessive platforming worthless.

[static oasis]

^yup

[trail sentinel]

Where da memes at

[wanton fog]

Uh here? I didn’t even finish it but yes

[marble solar]

The neverending cycle

[spiral summit]

"Found some Nitra ova here!"

I know where I'm not welcome..

[dim sonnet]

Oof

[round hound]

little harsh for that

i mean that not giving any reason to join him

[knotty nacelle]

Know your stick and shit together.

[loud nebula]

work together and live to tell the tale together
work alone?
then you will DIE alone

[light pike]

leave NO dwarf behind

(no matter how much dead weight they are)

[sour plaza]

[analog lichen]

Driller's field day

[gleaming lodge]

he's digging where no dwarf has dug to before

[dim sonnet]

how'd he not get trapped and die yet?

[naive nest]

Because drillers don’t get trapped

They drill out of their death holes

[analog lichen]

Making his own deep dive

[deep dew]

thats worthy of force feeding the wifi router leaf lovers

[rigid rampart]

nah, must deposit it directly into a minehead or a drop pod

[wanton fog]

You guys are missing out the real solution

[distant ember]

Deep rock galactic really need to provide some better wifi.

[glad gazelle]

The space rig probs just has shitty hotel WiFi

[distant ember]

When is somebody gonna make a meme about the million reposts of cursed control?

[glad gazelle]

insert cursed control here

[analog lichen]

♻️

[naive nest]

Deep rock galactic needs to provide better bathroom cleaners

[analog lichen]

Oops, sorry reflexes

[dim sonnet]

it's a pretty good deepfake actually

i didn't know it was becoming a copypasta

[wanton fog]

I’ve seen it so many times

I wanna blow my brains out

[dim sonnet]

rip

also, there's a warning that says "droppod crashed"

[little surge]

Another day in the life of DRG

Just more money for us to make.

[old geode]

@past horizon Dont forget the crasus at the start.

[analog lichen]

I just want a room to talk weapons and game mechanics ;-;

[amber sorrel]

i wish the channel split up DRG chat a bit so conversations weren't jumbled

it's fine sometimes but crowded others

[lethal basin]

Folks, what movie is the first frame from ? The guy in the suit

[split dune]

its from Doctor Who

[lethal basin]

Aah, thanks!

[round hound]

i think the guys is a zontara ? @lethal basin those alien who like war and battle

[marble solar]

Strax the Sontaran

[still ibex]

Sontar ha!

[sullen scaffold]

The space rig probs just has shitty hotel WiFi
Engineer's Mk5 suit will provide all the Wi-Fi anyone can ever need

[slow falcon]

5G included

[spiral summit]

surely 40,000G by that point in time? 😎

[torn raft]

ROCK FOR THE ROCK GOD
STONE FOR THE STONE THRONE

[distant ember]

differences between a rock and a stone

go

[real skiff]

uhh

stone is bigger

[mortal eagle]

^

[real skiff]

rocks are separate from the earth

stone is part of mountains

uhh

[mortal eagle]

stone gets split into rocks, rocks get split into more rocks

[real skiff]

you can't skip rocks across water, you can only skip stones

rocks are more solid?

[mortal eagle]

so stone is flatter and can be skipped easier

[real skiff]

yes but remember stone is also bigger

so i guess it's like a frisbee

[hot heath]

in what world is a stone bigger than a rock

also Id say a stone is smoother

[loud nebula]

what about a boulder?

[naive nest]

A boulder is just a very big rock

Ok a rock is bigger than a boulder

And boulders are just rock fragments

[real skiff]

boulder is round

[loud nebula]

cough Avater the last avater reference

the boulder no longer fights for others entertainment

[exotic gulch]

secret fifth class

[hearty nexus]

Scout but hes not there

So just scout anyways 😎

[torn raft]

Pickaxe is the 5th class

[crystal slate]

Rock is always followed by stone

[knotty skiff]

beat this

[dim sonnet]

noice

DRG with a hint of fallout

[woven sparrow]

Stones are a legit unit of measurement, for weight.

[dry trout]

Also very good indicator of current weather

[woven sparrow]

Also true.

Especially when put on a chain

[dim sonnet]

huh?

[sinful cobalt]

Good fast-meme, but I don't appreciate self-memeing

[dim sonnet]

why tho

[knotty nacelle]

That wasn't very rock and stone of you.

[dim sonnet]

[safe ore]

Honestly would like it better with the engie head to make it more universal

[raven path]

^

[dry trout]

?

[valid stream]

Nice

Like it

[main surge]

drg relevance?

[real skiff]

that's the biome they're adding in the next update

[pastel osprey]

ffs stop posting Cursed_Control.mp4

it's a good meme but we're killing it

[dry trout]

it died the minute it was created

[steel cedar]

Sorry wrong chat

[real skiff]

wtf i really liked that pic

big lawn

[steel cedar]

Meant to send that somewhere totally different

It's a pic of the terrible weather where I'm training

[real skiff]

it looked fine lol

like at least it wasn't raining

[steel cedar]

5 mins later it did

[real skiff]

dang it

[dim sonnet]

I wanted to put on an engie head but I had no transparent for that

Also not all engies follow my thoughts on the warthog as the reddit is proving

[jolly cloak]

so... i've made it a habit of hanging around on the drop pod ramp at mission start to make it a bit easier not to get rushed and shoot some priority targets.

been noticing a pattern :P

this is about what i can expect before i even mine my first vein of nitra.

[clear canopy]

good

the fleas

[jolly cloak]

the flies and loot bugs alone can take up so much ammo

[clear canopy]

they fester

[jolly cloak]

but they're so shiny

i'll see if i can whip up some proper memes tomorrow

[prisma ether]

and a partridge in a pear tree

[alpine gulch]

you kill lootbugs?

[flint flame]

fester fleas can be taken out with a good charged pickaxe swing if you get close to them, they're not scared off by proximity, just gunfire or melee attacks

[alpine gulch]

2 point blank shotgun shots do it too

[analog lichen]

Pffft just let them roam around they're liable to get themselves killed via the environment eventually

[dim sonnet]

How doe

Get all the fleas to one spot and kill them all with bulk detonator

Lead bulk to the tyrant weed and kill the bulk

Lead the bulk to the bulk and kill the bulk

[analog lichen]

Thanos approves

[dim sonnet]

Kill the crassus dreadnought tyrant weed opressor menace warden and spitballer with the bulk

And dont forget to kill the bulk too

[dry trout]

Bulk Opressor

[dim sonnet]

fuq dat shiet

[glad gazelle]

That’s just the unknown horror

[dim sonnet]

I saw a reddit vid that summarized how it feels to see bulk 2 cm form ur face

Why are bulks kinda squad wipers btw?

Nvmi figured it out myself

[glad gazelle]

I mean when 3 people ping it then start focus firing it you’re pretty safe

[dim sonnet]

= Bulk

No bulk emote, big sad

Ur right doe

[dry trout]

Bulk Detonator, Det pack

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-ithink-not-coincidence-ithink-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[dim sonnet]

Damn straight

Detpacks have a ridiculous AOE

[west spear]

essence of detonator

[dim sonnet]

Stuff Detpack into PGL

[analog lichen]

Why need AoE when your target is that big?

[dim sonnet]

Because

explosions

[west spear]

there is never enough AoE

i must become the AoE

[dim sonnet]

Yes

I love aoe

But I actually think I may bot want fatboy

May bot

I ackt type bruh

Friggin-

[dry trout]

[dim sonnet]

I like that one

[wanton fog]

I made engee me happ

[dim sonnet]

Pan incoming

Damgit

Argh

Caknt type

[wanton fog]

[dry trout]

[sour plaza]

based pan

[wanton fog]

The pan collection

[dry trout]

hehe funni number

[valid python]

[round hound]

if only we can have that cigar as hat

[distant ember]

No, we need proper categories of cosmetics. Eyes, mouth, head, maybe even hair separate from helmets

[pastel osprey]

and a gloomstalker helm that has the sick-ass breather and horn thingies, but also shows your beutiful beard

it could be mk4

[mellow gust]

I really didn't feel like dealing with any glyphids for the overlay and fuel cells

[harsh kiln]

holy

[pastel osprey]

p a n c a k e l a n d

[mellow gust]

needless to say, it worked

[pastel osprey]

how many resupplies did all of that cost?

[mellow gust]

And it only happened because 2 losers left me mid deep dive

Ehhh

[pastel osprey]

oh

[mellow gust]

8-9

[pastel osprey]

e

[mellow gust]

I could've gotten a bunch more nitra

and just incased the entire room

But my recording software ain't working, so no point if it takes up 2 screenshots

[analog lichen]

https://media.tenor.com/images/86eb7c00905ba5fa58b0e0bc7c7c7486/tenor.gif

[white yoke]

my friend: The signs were so clear, how did you not understand
the signs:

[icy blaze]

fair point

[dim sonnet]

So.

I could not escape, I had to force shutdown the game

[cobalt violet]

#bug-discussion ?

[dim sonnet]

nah just a joke

although that's a good point ill put it there too

[iron canyon]

You are right the quickjoin function is a joke and nobody should use it

[restive crypt]

Why you posted it here

It's not DRG meme

[halcyon aspen]

Not a drg meme

[loud nebula]

Greenlover driller

I mean

Leaflover driller

[naive nest]

No leaflovin elves allowed

[static oasis]

you dont pay my sub :^3

[jolly cloak]

engi in pub is easy.

1. when you see any resources/(secondary) objectives out of reach on the walls, apply platforms
2. when you see enemy tanks or mobs, apply breach cutter

[royal wadi]

I had to make sure I was in drg and not another server when I saw that message

[marble solar]

Don't do platforms save to get yourself around
Fire Fatboys in tunnels and hold spaces
Blame the team for failing the mission

EZ

[jolly cloak]

😄

[fringe tusk]

how dare you forget this meme

[distant ember]

...

[dry trout]

Orders from Management: Stop_

[sullen scaffold]

Seriously? You want to bring... deep fakes with you into #drg-memes-no-talk ?

[loud nebula]

Hmm

I wonder
Does management guy even get beers?

[flint flame]

probably not, thats why he's always so grumpy

[loud nebula]

By karl

Someone give him some beer

Maybe

Just maybe

He will be more nice

[tulip dawn]

he drinks, probably bud light lime tho

[night zenith]

You cant see it because its zoomed into his face, but his pod was stuffed to the brim with barrels and he can never leave

[rigid rampart]

It's implied that he drinks, due in part to the dwarves' antics

Particularly when barrels are involved

[gritty hemlock]

You cant see it because its zoomed into his face, but his pod was stuffed to the brim with barrels and he can never leave
Which explains why his announcements are so accurate: "...four, no, fi..., no...LOTS..." 😂

[rustic dagger]

When people argue about how OP/not breach cutter is.

[torn raft]

Engineer's most powerful weapon
Is Dwarven engineering
After all
It is the best in the world

[loud nebula]

ja

[torn raft]

there he is

[distant ember]

Rip bosco

[compact coyote]

Free my boy

[oak topaz]

Bosco swarm

[dim sonnet]

._.

[toxic orchid]

Will the fat boy really one-hit kill teammates? I feel like it usually takes me two

[tidal marlin]

friendly op for pvp pls nerf

[sinful cobalt]

I'm always winning PvP in DRG 😎

[jolly cloak]

@sinful cobalt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4miM_sZU-k

[valid python]

I think a good troll weapon is engy’s nade launcher with the explosive jump overcloak

I forgot what it’s called

[tidal marlin]

demoman

[abstract mesa]

"Delete this"

[elder turret]

New creature teased in future patches
||Spitball Inspector||

[loud nebula]

spitballers kinda look like an angery green chicken

at least at the head

[jolly cloak]

well, i can believe that the giant body is running around somewhere

[lucid atlas]

The mouth always reminded me of that bug trapper plant

The one that stores water in a lil cup

[vocal pebble]

Yeah I cam see that

[foggy meteor]

Star Wars Galactic

[acoustic imp]

Must be a ton of scouts

[elfin mural]

you think scouts use their flare guns?

[tidal marlin]

Only at the begining of the mission

[woven sparrow]

And when engie calls for it

[tidal marlin]

"yo scout can you put down light"
"no turn up gamma noob"
"fair enough"

[acoustic imp]

Elves made it

[full sentinel]

Blow it up bosco!

[exotic gulch]

That game has some weird look'n glyphids

[sour plaza]

How'd a pointy eared leaf lover become employee of the month?

[dry trout]

Managment was pushed to allow the employee's of other races that joined in for EoTM

[tidal marlin]

epc op

[flint flame]

he must be the diversity hire

[foggy meteor]

Bah, elves taking all of our glory.

[tidal marlin]

leaf lovers special is a thing for a reason

why would they have it if it was all dwarfs smh my head

[flint flame]

because leaf loveris a drunkenness cure, not an actual drink, its the dwarf equivalent of cough medicine

[tidal marlin]

leaf lovers are for weaklings who cant live through a blackout stout

and elves

[ionic rivet]

it's only here to please management, no need to use it as long as higher ups don't inspect our Rig

[weak citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472848892736569344/740001970533826560/unknown-16-1.png

[wanton fog]

Wait...

@brisk elbow

[brisk elbow]

I am happy to know my edits are good enough to be recycled and reused

[wanton fog]

I THOUGHT SO

Big brain moment

[brisk elbow]

I landed a pinned meme, too.

[wanton fog]

I have emojis

[brisk elbow]

Damn

[distant ember]

@weak citrus A vinesauce reference I see.

[harsh temple]

That was a really damn good edit

[torn raft]

Dwarfsauce! Driller here. Where is your pickaxe?

[gleaming prism]

Dwarves do not need bathrooms

This seperates our species

[lapis tinsel]

what if red sugar expires

and it becomes all mouldy

[sullen scaffold]

It turns into barley bulbs

[hot heath]

how could sugar expire

[lapis tinsel]

yes

[halcyon aspen]

happy happy joy joy

[slim gust]

Me omw to wonder why messages been deleted here

[torn raft]

the huuli hoarder took em

[loud nebula]

Lootbug ate them

[gritty hemlock]

Wiped out in a semi-rng cleansing effort...

[steep laurel]

When you spam ping every gold chunk you find

[analog lichen]

Same

[torn raft]

We're rich!

[frail atlas]

OK

[analog lichen]

"good luck" pod drops "yeah they won't make it"

[distant ember]

DrillirD

I eaae roor foof breakaerb

[torn raft]

deed ror galalag

DangnaD. DarkraD. DwawD.

[sullen scaffold]

RooR anna StotS

[torn raft]

TooT ThT Bo- uh... maybe not

[dry trout]

FoF KaaK

[naive nest]

BULUB DETENETED!

WEW GOG A BULUB DETENETED HEEH!

[deep crater]

BOLOB CAC HEEH

[tawdry gyro]

Werew Ricir!

[urban kettle]

what the hell happened here?

[naive nest]

Nitrtin!

[acoustic imp]

Fooor karel

[dire quest]

What's EoTM?

[sullen scaffold]

Employee of the Month, most likely

[dire quest]

ok

[vocal pebble]

Roor ana stoots

[pastel surge]

ROOR ANNA STOOTS, BROTTORB!

[fierce matrix]

Rock my bone, to my stones!

[pastel osprey]

ROOR ANNA SOOTS, OO A OONBE

[dark prawn]

I go away for a little while and suddenly people are speaking the Minecraft Enchant table language.

Ffs

[pastel osprey]

e

[acoustic imp]

E

[obsidian root]

Root Ana stoots tot theht bonob

[hazy zephyr]

BULUB DETONOTED

GEG BABA GEG BABA

[wooden yarrow]

@ Management I think a couple of the miners tried eating the Boolo Caps and have lost it.

[karmic lake]

I AM HAAP TO ANNOONNA THHT I HAAH FOUOF SOOS BISSIB!
||did i do it right||

[torn raft]

when you drink 3 blackout stouts in a row

[gleaming lodge]

They are speaking the language of Karl

[fierce matrix]

They obviously tried eating the error cubes

I mean, everyone seems to think they're edible anyways

[dim sonnet]

@hazy zephyr This meme is to poke fun at Stret a little and not to insult or tear him down in any way. It's a joke lads

[hazy zephyr]

this is a good meme

[dim sonnet]

thank you

it does look like a pretty hot OC

[alpine gulch]

Pretty cute Protogen

[dim sonnet]

wheres protogen

wait wut

how it feels to fatboi

dear god its bad

does this go here or in fan-art

[obsidian root]

Next April fools all the dwarves shouts half reversed sentences

[dim sonnet]

noice

[gleaming prism]

Does Molly oil

[sharp hearth]

How did this pointy eared leaf lover out drink Bosko?!

[elfin mural]

a whole lot of technique I suppose

[flint flame]

he challenged him to a drinking contest where they were drinking leaf lovers

[torn raft]

Leaf Lover's Special! Made from real Leaf Lovers!

[harsh kiln]

i'd drink that

[dim sonnet]

why did loan ranger go away

[dry trout]

New month

[loud nebula]

What if we
...
...
Make a beer that smells and tastes exactly like leaflover beer
But it's actually blackstout?

[dim sonnet]

bruh

once i complimented a driller for digging out a "nice shaft" to the droppod

[velvet oar]

** Nice Shaft**

[dim sonnet]

yep

[dark prawn]

Woah.... Nice Rock

[sour plaza]

Awesome Stones.

[acoustic imp]

They lied

[errant compass]

the prize are Steeves we made along the way

[acoustic imp]

Lol

I’m actually using that perk so I guess so

[acoustic imp]

There was actually a good amount of gold so it was pretty lucrative

[vocal pebble]

Damn straight it is

We make good prizes

[slow fern]

I usually burn the bugs first, then maybe, maybe if something still lives I might consider getting a steve.

[analog lichen]

"you were strong enough to survive, you will be rewarded."

[slow fern]

And you're gonna unload it

[viscid apex]

whut

bunch of degenerates

[dim sonnet]

Noice

I mean

[vast pasture]

@dim sonnet thats a better face yeah

@fierce dew i co-opted that mission name with a character of mine on twitter as a joke to a friend

[dim sonnet]

I want the revolving sawed off my doods

[fierce dew]

@vast pasture

[hearty nexus]

Imagine not using the steeve perk

[vast pasture]

lol

Ive not used it yet, but I need too

[hearty nexus]

Yes

[vast pasture]

my rank aint high enough on it yet

[hearty nexus]

Steeve best coop friend

[vast pasture]

sometimes a family is a dwarf, a glyphid and a flying support drone

[hearty nexus]

Wish they made it canon you transfer steeves soul into the glyphid you just made into steeve

[vast pasture]

its canon in your heart

[static oasis]

same as Karl is short for Karlotta and Scout is a girl ❤️

[vast pasture]

lol I wish ......

I would love a female character, but thats just mah trans shit coming out

[static oasis]

odd, I'm cis and I want female dwarves

[fierce matrix]

The only real difference between a male dwarf and a female dwarf is what's in their pants

[static oasis]

the devs said maybe, but they want to "do it right"

not just slap some boobs and call it a day

[fierce matrix]

And since we've never seen the dwarves take their pants off, we already have female dwarves for all we know

[vast pasture]

to be fair, all the female dwarves are gonna have beards and you know it

Beard physics are too much of a feature for them not too

[static oasis]

yeah, like wildstar chuas

what's in their crotch? explosives, very probably

[vast pasture]

its gonna be all like

[static oasis]

MOAR BEARD in the case of the dworfs

yeah, pls, keep this channel drg meme related

[fierce matrix]

God, that brings back memories

[static oasis]

female dwarfs when? is a meme 😸

same with snacks in abyss bar

I want to play as a snack

if you know what i mean ❤️

a giant banana bread!!

[fierce matrix]

Hey... hey! Why don't we put guns on Molly?

[static oasis]

I almost wrote "banana beard"

[vast pasture]

@fierce matrix the Bet-c

[static oasis]

ha! good beer reference

is a line from that smarty pants beer

[vast pasture]

ive not tried smarty pants yet

[static oasis]

it's fun

[velvet oar]

also good source of lore

[distant ember]

We can't put guns on Molly because Molly has invested all the perk points into being an indestructible and immovable object

[fierce dew]

what if all glyphids do have steeve's soul?

[distant ember]

sounds like fun

[alpine gulch]

its prett fun

verry fun

[distant ember]

those damn fossils though

those are what will drive me nuts

[sour plaza]

the fun is in the challenge

[velvet oar]

now lethal enemies, complexity 3 point extraction is what to skip

[sour plaza]

I say that's the kind of mission you play on Haz-5

[vast pasture]

@fierce dew What if Steeve is a state of mind

THAT ONLY GLYPHIDS CAN ACHIEVE!

[velvet oar]

What if Steeve is just a glyphid that changes team so they don’t die?

[cobalt violet]

Gonna get dunced

[dark prawn]

Hehehe that’s cool

[dim sonnet]

Yeh

[ionic wave]

Male dwarves have pickaxes, females have C4

[loud nebula]

Are you saying drillers are females?

[sour plaza]

Drillers have both

[mild condor]

drill'em and grill'em

[slate python]

male dwarves have higher pitched voices

[crisp fjord]

if they gonna make femdwarves a thing they should similar voice acting to the dwarflady from Divinity 2 in the big town.

[shut oar]

How ya going Bree

[proven dirge]

they must fulfill the quota

asian dwarves

[naive nest]

Did you kill a Praetorian?

Or an oppressor?

[solar palm]

Praetessor

[loud nebula]

what about a roman praetorian soldier against the bug praetorian

[ionic rivet]

great, now I want a roman armor for dwarves

[loud nebula]

Yeeees

Or just more olden dwarven armour

From our dwarven ancestors

When they faught against the gobblings and orcs deep underground

With maybe a few modern lights attached
Cuz the days of using candles on helmets are long over

[naive nest]

Well the only thing that would be close to old dwarven looks is the Fourth Relic framework

[loud nebula]

Fourth relic armour when?

[distant ember]

Dwarves our honor is being insulted by POINTY EARS

[elfin mural]

We've got a bloody elf, as the employee of the month, and we still haven't found the bacon shuttle yet?

shrug clearly management had their reasons. just this better not impact my pay

[grizzled elbow]

It will go in Book of Grudge!

[trail sentinel]

the dwarves have pointy ears in game

[cunning gorge]

[spiral summit]

keep your friends close, and your enemies spies as employee of the month

[sullen scaffold]

I think the best joke to make about female dwarves is to make them with the same model/body type as male dwarves and hire the same voice actor to record lines for them

[spiral summit]

yeah. and add beard-ribbons to the shop

[gritty hemlock]

Deeper voices

[near heart]

you can tell female dwarves apart since they have thicker beards

[steep laurel]

Beard dyes

[ionic wave]

Tack on "Also I'm a woman" at the end of every line

[static oasis]

I misread as "beard eyes"

... eyelashes? no! eyebeards!

[bronze topaz]

gamer miner girl water for thirsty dwarfs

[dry trout]

[ionic wave]

Yo I'm not attracted to miners though

[velvet oar]

Karl frowns upon you

[urban kettle]

look at this sexy beast

[static oasis]

so sexy ❤️

👙

👙

[torn raft]

i like how youve got a plate under em

[static oasis]

🍽️

[pure mountain]

😳

[thorny anvil]

Twas eating lunch

[sullen scaffold]

Tack on "Also I'm a woman" at the end of every line

"We're rich! Also, I'm a woman".

[trail sentinel]

😑

[sullen scaffold]

Get it into production

[nova delta]

https://youtu.be/rgU7StRcGgw

[ember helm]

That was amazing

[dry trout]

Wow

[thorny anvil]

Amazing

[acoustic imp]

Perfection

[spiral summit]

"Found some Nitra! Also, I'm a scout."

[woven sparrow]

Having callouts for who is saying what might be nice. Even if subtitles up, it'd be great if am engie hears their blueboy call out for certain things. "Hey, our lookout has spied something." To coin another dwarf.

[spiral summit]

i dunno if it's driller or gunner, but one of them is veeeery slowed down

niiitraaaa oveeer heeerreee

[compact jungle]

it's intentional, all of them use the same voice lines at different speeds (well, mostly)
iirc driller is 80% speed, gunner is 90%, engie is 105%, and scout is 115%

[flint flame]

that explains why some of them sound normal on rich atmosphere and some of them sound like chipmunks

[torn raft]

WE'RE RICH

[spiral summit]

🍻

[valid mural]

Undertale Memes https://youtu.be/4ouk25Fxp7k

[torn raft]

FOR KARL

[naive nest]

It’s all Karl?

[fierce matrix]

Always has been

[sinful cobalt]

[x]

*Cough*

[ancient grotto]

Sorry if repost

[tidal marlin]

cozy_job.mp4

[distant ember]

But that's not management

[flint flame]

yea but we don;t have pictures of management so he;s the stand in

[sullen scaffold]

I bet upper management isn't even in space

[flint flame]

yea, they're probably sitting on some cushy city planet on the other side of the galaxy looking at stock reports and quaffing 1000 year old ale from ruby encrusted mugs.

[dim sonnet]

hecc

[wicked sable]

I spent too long making this lol

[harsh kiln]

I like it

[distant ember]

should have used Dance of the Dreadnought for music

[dim sonnet]

I dont get the end

[near walrus]

Bulk coming for the uplink zone

[dim sonnet]

Aw shiet

Yeh I just remember the sounds of a bulk as my teammates screaming that it's right behind us

[near walrus]

I had 2 bulks spawn when I was defending the last zone. It was too stressful haha

[harsh kiln]

besides the grabber, the bulk detonator is the sound I recognize most

and I hate hearing it every single time

[flint flame]

I've started getting paranoid now where I think I hear it soemtimes even if I don't

[harsh kiln]

I've done the same thing, but even when I'm not playing

kinda scary

[ornate lichen]

I’ve developed a fear of dark cave ceilings in every video game thanks entirely to cave leeches

[distant ember]

cave leeches best enemy in the game. Its always hilarious to see a greenbeard panicking in the tchat.

[harsh kiln]

cave leeches are easily the most terrifying enemy thematically

[flint flame]

I haven't actually developed a fear of them, probably because the teams I run with are generally smart enough to call them out if they get caught and not walk into them if I get caught, but I've had a bulk detonator dig its way up underneath me before and it was not pleasant

[distant ember]

My team got caugh by a det underneath too

They all fell down the hole and died. The end

[flint flame]

detonators are why I flat out refuse to do bunkering, the idea of being stuck in a tiny hole while one of those spawns and digs towards you is the stuff of nightmares

[distant ember]

I think the game send you det and oppressor if your are inside a small hole without direct access

[halcyon aspen]

oh my god fuck you

[flint flame]

and someones on the short road to the banhammer

[halcyon aspen]

fr got nothing better to do

[wanton fog]

[primal sand]

brug

[halcyon aspen]

videos dont autoplay so im just not going to clikc on them

[primal sand]

ok

dont use that word its offensive

[halcyon aspen]

do you think he cares lol

[harsh kiln]

you had a rough day or something man?

[primal sand]

TATER

[halcyon aspen]

low emotional intelligence

[flint flame]

he's a troll, one of the weakest I;ve seen in a while

[primal sand]

get your lazy tato bum in here

[wanton fog]

Laughable

[halcyon aspen]

these videos aren't even previewing man

[flint flame]

wow, nice catchphrase

it suits you

[wanton fog]

My only question is how is he still here

[primal sand]

i didnt mean

for pan

lol

[halcyon aspen]

mods are busy i guess

[primal sand]

ur really bad at trolling btw

get a life

[primal sand]

[safe ore]

This aint yandere sim's discord, you wont get your ban% speedrun

[harsh kiln]

I mean, he's succeeded in getting the attention of 5 people

[distant ember]

man I was hoping I would get tagged by someone who was actually worth my time

[harsh kiln]

that's something I guess

[flint flame]

nice, little git just got wacked

[primal sand]

I mean, he's succeeded in getting the attention of 5 people
@harsh kiln for funny

[static oasis]

aaaand banned

thanks mods ❤️

[karmic wyvern]

then why am i not laughing?

[wanton fog]

Yay!

Victory

[tiny flare]

took a bit long for mods to come

[primal sand]

stopid lerson

at least they gone

[halcyon aspen]

well that's traumatised me

[distant ember]

[primal sand]

a little over a minute?

[halcyon aspen]

I'll see you all in therapy

[wanton fog]

I never watched it

[primal sand]

did you watch the video?

[tiny flare]

that traumatised me as well

[halcyon aspen]

it was bad

[primal sand]

why?....

[distant ember]

short answer. Gore

[flint flame]

I've seen worse, not much worse though

[primal sand]

why did you watch it

[distant ember]

It was extreme gore.

[halcyon aspen]

i dunno man it was just one at the time i didn't know what it was going to be

[primal sand]

😔

[static oasis]

I was about to click, then I saw your reaction and his answer

food is ready, enough offtopic, I want some DRG memes when I get back

[flint flame]

yea, you dodged a bullet

[halcyon aspen]

yeet

[distant ember]

Does DRG cave leech therapy programme cover that?

[wanton fog]

Wall art

[vagrant spade]

fake

[tidal marlin]

Bruh

Rip arguably not a meme

[static oasis]

wait, I'm confussed

[hazy zephyr]

wait what

didnt i have just posted something here

and someone replied

where did it go

it was the shaped shells meme

[little surge]

Someone deleted them.

[opaque glade]

someone does not like the shaped shells

[alpine gulch]

phat rip

[hazy zephyr]

someone does not like shaped shells indeed

[harsh kiln]

[alpine gulch]

[mortal eagle]

speave

[main surge]

sbeve

[lapis ether]

i wuv wizurd wizards

[round hound]

some time i saw a glyphid Huuli Hoarder getting his back stuck in a rock like a chewgum

[placid echo]

[vagrant spade]

[glad gazelle]

damn the new biomes they're adding look wack

the new trash can machine event pretty strange too

[cobalt violet]

A meme format for you creative types

[hot spire]

Ah yes

Old formats

My favourite

[upper skiff]

"This big girl can still function even after a bulk detonator explodes 2 inches from it."

[thorn lake]

"Always has been."

[blissful veldt]

Pls don't Jacob. I am so done with that meme format, been spammed to death, don't encourage people to reuse it...

[crisp fjord]

fight fire with fire

[main surge]

slaps molly
this old girl can hold so many dead lootbugs

[steel yoke]

when your friends starts playing for the first time

[static oasis]

so wholesome ❤️

[tawdry gyro]

And then, as is tradition, a bulk spawns in and starts digging to the shelter

"Welcome to fucking Hoxxes! Hope you like flash-burns!"

[dim sonnet]

I'm guessing there was an @ everyone

[distant ember]

Bulk detonators remind me of the mutant creeper from that one minecraft mod

Except the bulk detonator cant launch itself at you from half a kilometre away

Fuck, that would be terrifying

[halcyon aspen]

they should make them faster, that'd be funny i think :)

[elfin mural]

I thought they'd just make the joke where you froze the dreadnought to dampen the kaboom

[sullen scaffold]

Honestly, I can't tell if there's a joke here beyond "hey look, it's JoJo"

[distant ember]

There isn't even a joke

[dry trout]

There is no joke, hand over your Morkite

[gentle horizon]

[sullen scaffold]

👉 💰

Put it here, and no funny business

[fierce matrix]

@halcyon aspen Just make them act like normal exploders

Run at you at 60 mph, and then blow themselves up

[tawdry gyro]

And spawn in large groups, ofc!

[static oasis]

from the ceiling! every time you murder a caveleech, you get bulk seeds

[woven sparrow]

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAboom

Like the headless Serious Sam dudes.

[frosty swift]

You know what I want to see? An alignment chart for what you do when someone else orders a round of beer. Like a chart for beer drinking habits.
So Chaotic evil would be "Grabs the first available and drinks it immediately" and Lawful Good would be "Waits for all mugs to be poured before taking one"
Lawful neutral would be something like "Grabs first drink but waits for everyone to get theirs before drinking"
And so on

[acoustic imp]

That would be great

[sweet dove]

For me chaotic evil is more snagging other people's buff beers then entering the next mission drunk

[sullen scaffold]

We once had an occasion when I needed to reconnect to my party due to glitchy missions, and in the 30 seconds it took me, someone else logged in, made a beeline to the bar, and drank my buff beer

If that's not lawful evil, I don't know what is

[green wagon]

mission selection: Golden bugs + Parasites

me, drunk:

[torn raft]

spine cracking

[distant ember]

whats the origin of that weird morphing meme?

[west spear]

i feel like i should just make a DRG meme folder on my computer because god damn i love these

[green wagon]

@distant ember Bakamitai deep fake videos

[distant ember]

Nobody:

dwarves : crack bones

[west spear]

we all know Dwarves have spines of liquid for maximum coverage

[tawdry gyro]

Nah, spines of steel

Just really thin, bendy steel

[pearl matrix]

made this one of the thumbnails of my videos, thought it was funny

[woven sparrow]

👌

[hazy zephyr]

I finally got all classes to gold!

...i waited too long to make this unfunny joke

@vagrant spade there you go though

[vagrant spade]

LOL

nice

[velvet oar]

good work getting all 3 classes to gold

[naive nest]

Driller not gold/4

[primal hazel]

I had a really weird idea this morning. I woke up, and I started thinking about AC/DC's song "TNT" and then I had the idea for a parody song that's DRG themed, called "DRG", and it would be a song about Deep Rock Galactic, and their mission of mining through Hoxxes IV

[distant ember]

Get writing

And it better rhymes

[distant ember]

wtf

[tidal marlin]

How

[west spear]

omg it's a transparent window

get a detonator

[naive nest]

Doesn’t anyone find it odd that the drop pod in the space rig floats without any form of support?

[clever marsh]

Nope

Dwarves clearly have gravity tech

[naive nest]

Understandable, have a nice day

[west spear]

it has support right there

wall hand

[quasi temple]

drop pods appear to have antigravity engines because they can lift themselves out of the holes they drill

Also Bosco can fly so the tech seems to be in common use

[graceful kettle]

Nice

[normal tiger]

Nice

[brisk elbow]

Ok

[cosmic escarp]

someone has to remove their n and c reactions

please oh please oh please

[west spear]

boy, dreadnoughts and mini mules for dinner again?

[normal tiger]

@brazen vine They've gone into plaid!

[urban kettle]

Scout be like "LUDICROUS SPEED"

[shy haven]

Dankest kicks in the rig.

[eternal pilot]

@west spear

[west spear]

V i b e c h e c k

[eternal pilot]

oh

I'm not sure that I meant to ping you

but still

[west spear]

I'm glad you pinged me

I took psychic damage from that image and I live for it

[eternal pilot]

lmao

who I meant to ping was @brazen vine

[west spear]

Me watching my food in the microwave

[eternal pilot]

YES

lmao

[west spear]

Me waiting for the drop pod to open on a salvage mission

[brazen vine]

@eternal pilot I love it

[remote dawn]

Hold on a minute, if hes there and we are in there, but we are here and hes there, is he the sheriff?

[loud nebula]

How come nobody has made a song about rock and stone yet?

[eternal pilot]

@brazen vine there's been an update

[near walrus]

Are we prepared for daemon infestations?

[split dune]

Not really

[marble solar]

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Bosco..."

[torn raft]

🤔

[halcyon aspen]

pov: you are on hoxxes

[native birch]

hey ive seen this one before

[halcyon aspen]

monkaS

[slow falcon]

Vooker's one reminded me of this

[tough light]

I was expecting a man meme with the dwarf looking outside

[little surge]

Nice,Ret.

[loud nebula]

Do one where the space station is about to be eaten whole by a giant lootbug for revenge for its fallen lootbrothers

[knotty skiff]

when your mom sends you to buy eggs

[halcyon aspen]

buy eggs*

[knotty skiff]

fixed

[solar helm]

What he said

[sharp oasis]

still don't know what Management wants with the eggs

[solar helm]

Omelettes dude

[sharp oasis]

besides a breakfast I meant

[solar helm]

Breeding maybe?

[sharp oasis]

a new hybrid mining race

alien bug DNA mixed with beards

[solar helm]

Btw

U know that test class

With all the tools?

And weapons?

Totally Karl

[halcyon aspen]

pets

[sharp oasis]

more limbs, more...swinging?

[solar helm]

2 legs for walking

4 for pickaxes

[sharp oasis]

yes, the ultimate worker

[solar helm]

And because they bugs they wouldnt be attacked

[sharp oasis]

yes!

the swarm would approach the area as soon as they hear the POD and all they find is a team of bugs chilling and mining

[solar helm]

Would they drink glyhid slamers?

[sharp oasis]

🤔

[distant ember]

Somebody

Make a “get stick bug’d video” but it’s get steeve’d instead

[distant ember]

Fleas are the elves

[static oasis]

the elves' cooties

[teal ferry]

@sinful cobalt No

Stop it

[torn raft]

🤔

[visual nymph]

XD

[frosty swift]

Do a recursive one

[torn raft]

Interstellar (2014)

[frosty swift]

Perfect

[scarlet elbow]

Dwarfception

[sullen scaffold]

@torn raft that one looks like an Observation homage

[sour plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656348473867763723/741364863984730267/unknown.png

the whole gang is here

[sour plaza]

we need 64-dwarf lobbies

[hollow arrow]

64 might be pushing it but now i want 16 dwarf raids on the planets core

[sour plaza]

oh yes. maybe a union mission with multiple dwarf squads.

[cobalt violet]

make the unions fight each other

[distant ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575511823361507331/741380322163425341/Deep_Rock_Galactic_2020-08-07_14-03-07_Trim_Trim_Trim.mp4

[analog lichen]

☝️

so this is what 14 resupplies worth of proxy mines looks like against a dreadnought

[dry trout]

Audio is crusty as hell, but so many mines are always worth it

[analog lichen]

audio was so much that recording software went buggy

[distant ember]

All the mines beeping was too much for my cheap software to handle

[sleek kestrel]

Squats confirmed

[remote pond]

going back to the 16 core raids

imagine blowing up 15 dwarfs with c4

[tawdry gyro]

That's what the wider radius is meant for, after all

And make it 16, if you get yourself you can try to pass it off as an accident and they're more likely to let you do it again

[sleek kestrel]

Drill Sgt Dwarf: WHICH ONE OF YOU LEAF-LOVERS LAID THAT

Drill Sergeant hat when

[remote pond]

the trick is to only promote your driller once, so they think youre a new player, that way you can get away with some stuff

"sorry i didnt know c4 was that powerful"

[undone owl]

CADIA. NOOOO!!!

[flint flame]

Cadia stands

[dawn turtle]

when driller goes to revive a teammate that was grabbed by a leech https://i.imgur.com/6CCcDBb.png

[distant ember]

Heeeeeeelp

[loud nebula]

I can't feel my beard!

[distant ember]

Sometimes i don't tell my teammates a leech got me just so i can watch the chain of failure

[glacial pivot]

Apparently some Dwarves just want to watch the world burn

[distant ember]

Well, it's fun for sure!

four downed dwarves piled one over the other is pure gold

On the good side, it's an excercise on analizing who is actually paying attention

And those who do effectively break the chain

[ornate breach]

Stupid bug, put me down!

[brazen vine]

@distant ember I edited it down slightly and made it under 8mb so you can share it more easily

[halcyon aspen]

bruh

[west spear]

oh my fuggen god he fugggen dead

that is just overkill i need to do that

good strat my guy

[torn raft]

@ that video https://i.redd.it/n82xix7544y41.png

same vibe

[halcyon aspen]

that's the soldier you silly

[spiral summit]

🪕

[torn raft]

YEEEEEEEE

[alpine gulch]

who needs a drop pod for extraction when you have a driller

[tawdry gyro]

Sometimes when we don't have a driller I forget I can follow molly

Driller is crutch character, nerf now!

[torn raft]

Driller is OP, pls dont nerf

[flint flame]

sometimes I forget I;m driller and just follow molly

[torn raft]

sometimes i forget

[alpine gulch]

i don't us molly for directions, im normally waiting a good minute for her to get to the pod

[torn raft]

also what is the meme in that image i cannot see it

[vast pasture]

Sometimes I just grappling hook

just cuase grappling hook

[sour plaza]

driller is insanely strong though

[turbid jackal]

hmm

[vast pasture]

?

dont get it

[harsh kiln]

he's leaning on the pickaxe but it's floating

it seems like they fixed it though, since he's holding the pickaxe over his shoulder in the banner art for DRG on steam

[vast pasture]

neat

[halcyon aspen]

he's leaning on the pickaxe which is leaning on his knee which is resting on a swarmer

[distant ember]

@brazen vine thanks!

[sour plaza]

emote when

[dry trout]

Mushroom

[glad gazelle]

Mushroom!