#drg-memes-no-talk

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distant ember
static oasis
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plot twist, the scout is a girl

halcyon aspen
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🤢

distant ember
dry trout
hot spire
thorn lake
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Keep it DRG-related. Also, I’m going to have to delete any political sub themed memes according to the rules.

hot spire
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wait
no beard
pointy ears
ELF!

dry trout
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literally a picture of an ork

distant ember
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What do you mean political

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None of my stuff is

thorn lake
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The BLM cop picture

distant ember
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That wasn’t my intention my b

rare peak
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Orks are a kind of elf in many settings

thorn lake
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Not intentionally, no.

distant ember
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I still don’t see it as a problem is was a drg joke

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Hey guys,check out this review from Gameinformer about the one and only!

dry trout
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not really a meme but nice

distant ember
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thats what we like to seenice

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8.5 a little on the low side but whatever

slow cargo
dry trout
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For IGN thats pretty much a gold

distant ember
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That being said they rate basically anything 10 out of 10

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Even the last of us 2

hollow grove
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no one should take seriously ign...

static oasis
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even in 2002 nobody wanted to take magazines seriously, I still remember Chocobo Mix, but that's offtopic

night helm
dry trout
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That poorly cropped beard gives me great energy

static oasis
zenith zinc
covert saffron
restive pagoda
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jack sparrow...

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honorary dwarf

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in mine humble opinion

granite imp
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e

restive pagoda
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a sports

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what a shame

round hound
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eeuh i found this

analog lichen
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lol

past horizon
analog lichen
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dreadnought was just a bonus

past horizon
naive nest
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Extra bonus if you killed a detonator too

iron hornet
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Bonus Extra Bonus if it was a crassus

naive nest
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Extra bonus extra bonus if you killed the det in a small passage

distant ember
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Extra extra bonus if you killed the Mineral horder in the same blast

naive nest
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Super bonus if you had pots o gold aswell

distant ember
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Super duper bonus if you got the gold loot bug toolootgold

serene walrus
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uh... uh... super duper extra bonus if it was also haunted cave

naive nest
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That’s not a bonus

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That’s a death sentence

deep crater
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Sounds like a bonus to me drillchamp

flint flame
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I did actually wipe out half my team with a satchel charge while trying to kill a dreadnought once, they were on one side of it and I was the other so I couldn;t gauge if they were in range when I detonated it

indigo cedar
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did you kill the dread?

flint flame
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yes though I don;t think it was that charge, pretty sure it was near dead so me and the last guy managed to kill it and rez the team

past horizon
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I know this is basically the same joke twice but for some reason I feel like fixing BET-C involves more technical work than mechanical work.

halcyon aspen
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It took me a very long time to realise you're supposed to pronounce bet-c as 'betsy'

analog lichen
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yes

velvet oar
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how have you been doing it?

hot spire
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"The robot boss is here!"

halcyon aspen
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bee - ee - tee - cee

velvet oar
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isnt there voice lines calling it bet-c?

distant ember
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No, but Betsy is the official spelling

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specially since Molly is actually called M.U.L.E.

normal nebula
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i don`t think so the dwarfs often just say this is dangerous

halcyon aspen
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yeah it's just generic voicelines for pinging it
i only figured it out when some dude said it in VC

hasty forum
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i figured it was betsy since they call the MULE molly

compact jungle
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bosco, steeve, molly... would be weird if BET-C was just... BET-C
imo at least-

halcyon aspen
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im not very smart

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i was legit like 100 hours in playtime before i found this out

lyric olive
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The tyrant weed makes the bet-c boss a joke imo

fast birch
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agreed

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so
much
ammo

compact jungle
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nah, you're not dumb for it wytch
everyone has or eventually will find a word they aren't familiar with and pronounce it wrong
it just happens-

lyric olive
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But that might be because more players have figured out that to beat bet-c you just keep moving while wamming the parasite with a boom stick and power attack

deep dew
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i bet a giant worms asshole would make a good biome in drg

fast birch
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yeah, like how I thought verbatim was pronounced "verb-a(as in uh)-tim"

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how did that one line go? "It cost you 0 dollars to not say that"

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I do not want to get personal with anything's digestive tract

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the bathroom humor alone makes me quiver in disgust

deep dew
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it could have a special objective where you have to destroy giant organs in it while traveling through the digestive system of it trying not to get eaten by glyphid like digestive supporter symbiotes

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a special event thing if you will

fast birch
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this displeases me, I do not want alien bug colonoscopy time

lyric olive
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Maybe you can clear THE clog in the L4 bathrooms instead

spiral birch
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Alright team, suppository ready, get inside

lethal basin
lyric olive
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Ok mini

lethal basin
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Dont blame me, I am here for the memes

flint flame
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I'm still waiting on alien ruins biome, I've been predicting it for ages

gaunt sundial
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I come back to more chit chat? Where are the glorious memes!

hot spire
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a classic

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i just noticed the beers and red sugar on the table

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nice details

polar plaza
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Driller definitely has the coolest nades

hot spire
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oh yeah

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you mean coolest axes right?

zealous fulcrum
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axes or bust

hot spire
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so axes. gotcha

loud nebula
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Axesnade that go boom after hitting a target•

•also includes teammates

polar plaza
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Axes and neurotoxin are both epic

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I started using neurotoxin just cause I'm a fan of the Portal games and now I just really like it

thorn mason
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Me playing as scout on a Hazard 5 Mission when someone joins
and I welcome them to my situation.(based on recent events)

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viscid apex
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I feel pain from this image

round hound
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feel pain for karl

gentle horizon
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If you're scout then why are you between two bulks?
just zip on out of there

round hound
gentle horizon
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:)
yes

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I am addicted to speed

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Speed upgrades on my primary, secondary, and movement

round hound
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use shotgun jump overclock then you can join karl to the heaven of dwarfs

past horizon
gentle horizon
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@round hound I shall strive for that one, then

main surge
past horizon
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Lol I just had that mission

velvet oar
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was it truly divine?

main surge
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smelled more like someone had just drank mactera brew tbh

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not what I'd call divine

distant ember
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Somebody might be into that nice

cunning gorge
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Ugh, who didn't shower yesterday?

naive nest
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Uh... who even showers at all?

distant ember
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Me 👌

naive nest
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Only leaf loving elves takes showers, real dwarves bathe in the blood of their enemies

distant ember
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But DRG management force us to take showers every cycle.

pastel surge
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Leaf lovers, the lot of them

distant ember
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drinking leaf lover beer should inta-kick you from the team. nice

round hound
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if you are a true dwarfs you will only take ablacksout to be out of drunk

hasty forum
naive nest
round hound
distant ember
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Can I get the image without the meme?

swift lotus
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Omae wa mou shindeiru

tender garden
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🇳 🇦 🇳 🇮 ❓ ❗

harsh frigate
tender anchor
copper ginkgo
round hound
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ahahah

outer venture
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anyone got a pic of a grunt attacking?

loud nebula
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Would be funnier if it said

"Other then meaaaaaaa"
Gets yoinked by the leech

halcyon aspen
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Wasn't sure where to say this but I'd like to mention that the Trello DRG bot's icon makes it look like it has lips

dry trout
halcyon aspen
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You are welcome

stark parcel
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Pretty Leet

velvet oar
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Leeet*

distant ember
outer venture
prisma breach
naive nest
harsh kiln
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big rip

naive nest
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Or it could be that he was too strong and broke the ground beneath himself

hasty forum
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pretty damn powerful hammer maybe

naive nest
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Wonder where the crate gone, cause it just vanished

round hound
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he joining the core of hoxxes

distant ember
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Who the hell put thoses cargo crates here and why do you need two giants battery to open it?

elfin mural
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They're either lost cargo crates from crashed DRG or rival company shuttles, and by the sound it makes when you open it it sounds like it might pneumatically sealed in some way

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that's my best explanation

winged pumice
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we need a meme using this image

hasty forum
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change red skull to GSG helmet

winged pumice
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lack of skills to do it 😦

harsh kiln
ornate breach
winged pumice
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nooice

lyric olive
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what's a horizontal flip?

rustic dagger
oak berry
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point extractions be like

empty ridge
ashen mica
split dune
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how?

ashen mica
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special powder oc +low grav

oak berry
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What happened to the ceiling?

ashen mica
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i used the opening that the drop pod makes, after the granite there is none

oak berry
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How far did you dig to get through granite?

ashen mica
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although, if you reach 4898m above you actually disappear, im actually gone

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there is none above the pod sometimes

oak berry
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Huh, didn’t know that, just assumed granite was always there
I’ll have to try it out sometime

turbid glacier
distant ember
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5 error cubes give you an achivement.

celest radish
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lmao

tender anchor
distant ember
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a rounded eared leaf lover

round hound
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he a traitor

lofty oracle
waxen herald
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comedy gold

flint flame
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this is art

waxen herald
round hound
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this is karl creation

hollow cloud
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Your own dwarf in a box

icy blaze
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alexa, intruder alert
Set lights red, dim
say Rock and Stone brother!
play DRG ost RUN!!!

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release bosco

waxen herald
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alexa add toilet paper to my list

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and beer

icy blaze
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i would not advise improvising with leaves from the local flora. it may attempt to consume you.

distant ember
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Not a meme but drg is finally getting the recognition it long deserves rocknstone rock

halcyon aspen
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this is a karl moment

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what list is this?

hasty forum
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check URL

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metacritic

distant ember
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Should have been put much higher but hell its good free publicity

halcyon aspen
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yeah i know it's metacritic

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i forget to check that channel, thank you

cosmic escarp
weary sable
outer venture
dry trout
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🤔

distant ember
undone owl
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What? Its a fluffy cow

dry trout
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not DRG meme tho

distant ember
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We simply can’t have thay

static oasis
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Not DRG memes detected

distant ember
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Fuck

remote plover
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Quick some one tern the cow into a drg meme

distant ember
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Just throw a driller helmet on it and you're fine

vernal abyss
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hmm

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need a flare taped to a grenade. I always throw them at the same time somehow

analog lichen
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That's called fat fingers

distant ember
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I believe the proper term is "incendiary"

wild vale
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The flare grenade was widely used during the conflict with the elves.

distant ember
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Leaf lovers hate fire

cunning gorge
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The amazon echo one needs to be pinned lmao

neat pine
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was lazy with finding the text on photoshop

distant ember
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Should have been:

Mission Control said it's my turn to go on a mission

neat pine
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oki

compact jungle
hearty oyster
slow cargo
deep dew
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what would happen if we gave the pog plant a ciggar?

river thistle
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lung cancer

clever latch
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So the ground would get cancer ?

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Wait

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That's a bad omen in the radioactive zone

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Maybe it will multiply the pog plants

tender anchor
distant ember
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Watching people get crushed by the supply pod never gets old

urban kettle
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THUNK

silver kernel
solid tree
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A crap guide to DRG. Your welcome.

copper ginkgo
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JUST SATCHEL CHARGE. JUST SATCHEL CHARGE. JUST SATCHEL CHARGE.

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Now you know how to play DRG, you're welcome.

olive lynx
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v

halcyon aspen
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v

pastel prawn
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x

static oasis
fierce matrix
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Driller just better hope the first satchel charge gets me

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Or else he'll learn what 2000 rounds of depleted uranium feels like

junior tartan
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spoiled driller

hazy urchin
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does anyone else agree with me that the Korlok tyrant weed sprouts look like the Main alien from "Men in Black"?

distant ember
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It's been so long that i can't even remember that lol

swift flame
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We need the big cgi bug as a mini boss

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He would eat our weapons and we would have to get eaten to get them back

pearl matrix
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does anyone else agree with me that the Korlok tyrant weed sprouts look like the Main alien from "Men in Black"?
I wouldn't know, 40 hours of gameplay since the update and I still haven't seen it

dim sonnet
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Wow rly @pearl matrix ? I've seen it three times. Though it kinda sucks to see it it's pretty tough to deal with

river linden
loud nebula
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I rarely use the c4 charge, I essentially only use it against big bos bugs

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And rarely do I kill my teammates

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Does that make me a bad driller?

olive panther
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imagine not using c4 on minerals cant relate

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just pop an entire vein nice nd quick ooft what a time

waxen tendon
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imagine not using c4 on even the smalles gold vein

hasty forum
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imagine not using C4 on a mineral vein currently being mined by a teammate to show him how much more efficient at mining u are

hushed pendant
flint flame
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this is art

waxen herald
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scoot : yes

sour junco
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Remember ... rock and stone's is part of a balanced, healthy breakfast

ornate breach
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More like a granite smoothie once I'm done.

fringe tusk
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I'm pretty sure that both dwarves and dwarfs is correct, but not dwarfes.

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IIRC dwarves is just something Tolkien came up with in order to look more unique, but he became so popular it's grammatically correct now.

gleaming lodge
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It depends on the universe, norse mythology and warhammer is dwarfs, DRG and tolkien is dwarves for exemple

fringe tusk
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Wiktionary says dwarfs are irl small people while dwarves are the mythological beings. Then again, warhammer likes to mess with its language a lot and mythology is mythology.

gleaming lodge
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Yeah not easy to remember

dawn imp
marble solar
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Driller: drops a C4 "So sad Mission Control died from Ligma..."
Scout: "Who's Mission Control?"

naive nest
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Mission control: “Say sike rn”

dawn imp
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Driller is the biggest meme in this server
That is why I always promote and use driller

hollow cloud
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Driller is the best class.
Flamethrower: Check
Plasmagun: check
Neon throwing axes: check
Power drills: check
EXPLOSIONS: Check

dawn imp
hollow cloud
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This meme makes me remember a thing that should not be even mentioned here, cause it gives dwarves PTSD. So tread lightly, sir. Don't go further this road, there's only insanity in the internets deeps.

dawn imp
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This is just a screenshot of a song's MV

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But talking about temptation, well, you know what meme it meant to be

hollow cloud
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No more, please

dawn imp
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Meh I am not gonna talk about that meme
Too powerful to harm your mind

hollow cloud
dawn imp
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And sanity

hollow cloud
grand mica
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it do

marble solar
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Does anyone happen to have a template of the Driller's C4 remote detonator?

dawn imp
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Just use the big ass detonator lmao
(I know what do you ask for, just a joke)

marble solar
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Someone had to I guess swat

dawn imp
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Just crop driller's hand with detonator onto it

marble solar
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Which is why I asked for it since I don't have one

dawn imp
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I have the video playing with driller

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I can find it for you(tmr lmao)

fringe tusk
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Does there even exist a meme that couldn't be improved by sticking driller's helmet and goggles on it?

dawn imp
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Draw one

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How does meme works
Draw by yourself? no
Copy and paste? YES
That is hoxxes style

turbid glacier
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@hollow cloud Put it on a zipline and we have a deal

hollow cloud
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Watch closely. There's a zipline in this photo already

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The white one

fickle remnant
pearl matrix
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Wow rly @pearl matrix ? I've seen it three times. Though it kinda sucks to see it it's pretty tough to deal with
@dim sonnet Yeah what's even worse is I was planning to do a video on the thing

rustic dagger
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Does there even exist a meme that couldn't be improved by sticking driller's helmet and goggles on it?
@fringe tusk

no.

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tidal yew
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When the engineer and the gunner scold the driller because he just killed the scout.

floral jungle
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That just means the driller missed two targets...

naive nest
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Why would you scold driller for killing the scout?

dim sonnet
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@pearl matrix would you happen to be accepting info for fighting the weed?

dawn imp
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We never scold

Why would you scold driller for killing the scout?
We just kick him or kill him

chrome void
dawn imp
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Driller: I got C4
Engineer: I got rocket launcher
Gunner: I got auto cannon
Scout: I got......ehh...... Cryo grenade......
Everyone else: *stare at scout

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"We said we are going to blow some shit up"

indigo cedar
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Scout flies away to go cry on the unreachable platform of shame

deep dew
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the cryo grenade can make things go boom if they fly

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when a breeder is struck by one it falls down to the ground and goes boom

indigo cedar
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yeah, freezing fly bois makes them fall

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which is why some drillers use cryo

deep dew
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snowball overclock for the cryo i heard is fun to use

indigo cedar
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is that icespike or something different?

deep dew
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no icespike is a balanced overclock

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snowball is unstable

dim sonnet
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someone please photoshop the driller's mask onto twomad's gunnite girl

indigo cedar
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so snowball is just scout's cryo grenade?

marble solar
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Hitting a breeder with your cryo grenade while grappling past is the coolest Scout's ever been. Pun intended

knotty comet
round hound
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the scout the one who can almost escape c4 explosion

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almost

distant ember
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Laugh in gunner

round hound
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oh yeah the shield

distant ember
exotic gulch
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MC : Stop it, now!

naive nest
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Put all the barrels on the drop pods thruster

scarlet elbow
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Yea I want the Doom camera to be an option so bad

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Jury Rigged Double + DOOM Synth + Doom Camera = Profit

amber sorrel
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what is really needed is for the boomstick to be as powerful as the double barrel from doom

weary vector
halcyon aspen
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thank you

torn raft
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Orders from management: Sans

exotic gulch
torn raft
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🔫 Never has been

past horizon
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There is always a way drillchamp

distant ember
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Can a satchel full damage can kill a gunner with disposit and friendly fire perk on haz5? 🤔

exotic gulch
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try it

pearl matrix
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@pearl matrix would you happen to be accepting info for fighting the weed?
@dim sonnet sure

ornate breach
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Not really, Yual, since you get 50% DR in the shield.

weary vector
dry trout
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Foil Soil

edgy pasture
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Foul Soul

halcyon aspen
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soul soil

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wait wrong game

tawdry gyro
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That's why you have two drillers that drop at the same time

exotic dock
halcyon aspen
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save him

mellow dirge
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oh no

halcyon aspen
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the grabbers have a death grip haha

south sentinel
gentle salmon
exotic gulch
valid python
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cozy.

versed umbra
naive nest
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Is that the driller at the back of that?

dim sonnet
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@pearl matrix only tried this once, but what seems to work very well is having the gunner stare at the main plant and having the others kill the smaller plants. They make sure to kill healing pods immediately, and the gunner lays hell into he weed whenever it opens and the others can join in

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My team did this once and it worked really well

young oyster
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That is in fact me as the driller in the back xD

pearl matrix
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@pearl matrix only tried this once, but what seems to work very well is having the gunner stare at the main plant and having the others kill the smaller plants. They make sure to kill healing pods immediately, and the gunner lays hell into he weed whenever it opens and the others can join in
@dim sonnet Can't you do something like shoot the heads off of the spitters and then teh weed doesn't spawn anymore and has nothing to kill you with?

dim sonnet
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Nope they respawn

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It goes in waves

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You kill the spitters and healers and the weed opens up, letting you shoot it

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Then it shuts again and regrows the other weeds again.

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@pearl matrix

pearl matrix
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Alright thanks for the info

dim sonnet
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Yep

dusky bough
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thanks mission control

dry trout
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E gg

analog lichen
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Lol

harsh temple
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🥚

analog lichen
dusky bough
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the funny thing?

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it was all in the same biome

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dense biozone

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wait i think thats the name

glad gazelle
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on a completely unrelated note, glyphid omlettes are on sale in the canteen!

analog lichen
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Lol

ornate breach
solar palm
vagrant spade
wanton fog
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.

engi

teal ferry
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The engineer

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It engiheer

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Heheh, that's an engineer joke

distant ember
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It is a matter of time when ppl make an engineer scout fan fic

inland plume
ornate breach
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One final yeet.

inland plume
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*gets hurled halfway across the entire cavern
Mission Control: pLeAse GeT bAck iNto tHe triAnGuLation zOne!!

round bloom
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knocked u back into the space rig

tardy lynx
analog lichen
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Mood

teal ferry
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When you turn the cold water off before the hot water

lilac stag
teal ferry
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Uhh, I think you just need to shake it more

iron hornet
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wait you need to shake the deodorant?

halcyon aspen
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yes

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it literally tells you to on the thing

distant ember
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shake the can, yes

dry trout
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Shake egg

distant ember
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but i think Dan means shaking your arms

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as to spread the thing in your armpit

hasty forum
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not memes guys but some people use stick deodorant and some people use spray

distant ember
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^

hasty forum
halcyon aspen
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use stick not can, aerosol is bad for the enviroment 👀

distant ember
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Gel is the one i use, lasts forever and doesn't stain your shirts

teal ferry
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Aerosol is bad for the environment, sure, but so are volcanoes

distant ember
fierce matrix
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Aerosol is bad for the environment, but so are mactera brews

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And yet we all keep drinking them

outer canopy
shell sedge
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Never heared much of those voicelines

floral ridge
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I did not realize the dwarves were so vulgar lol

distant ember
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They can be when they want to.

loud nebula
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Is it just me
Or do I think dwarves in DRG are not vulgar enough?

distant ember
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They're fine imo

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if i'd want to play something with crass humor i'd play Postal 2

slow falcon
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  • What time is it?
  • Time to find Molly!
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Was expecting it and still got me

loud nebula
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Maybe some more lines when nothing is happening?
For example, running around in the tunnels but there are no bugs

flint flame
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yea, they feel natural, its not like its forced vulgarity for the sake of humour like in something like borderlands

loud nebula
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Hmm

dim sonnet
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Scout got trapped in the echo

static oasis
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vulgarity is like seasoning, sometimes less is more, gives a better punch for your buck

dim sonnet
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I haven't heard a lot of the vulgar lines weirdly

solar palm
distant ember
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Me running to the drop pod and leaving my entire team to die on a haz 4 elimination:

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rancid halo
vagrant spade
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pet it

waxen herald
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no 😠

vapid nebula
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anytime I go near a loot bug they explode on me. 😢

indigo cedar
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you should get that checked by a doctor mate

elder turret
iron hornet
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oh yeahh that happens it's a bug thing but I hope it'll get patched later

pastel prawn
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pickaxe customization was a mistake

strong grail
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what is this abomination

round bramble
#

Peak pickaxe performance

pastel prawn
#

it looks infinitely worse when mining

#

that bright ass neon aquamarine piece of leather on the shaft is the biggest eyesore ever

gentle horizon
#

The top looks like that egyptian dance

gleaming lodge
#

Leaf lover's pickaxe

rustic dagger
#

everyone asks where's molly, never how's molly. notnice

distant ember
gleaming prism
#

Big

south sentinel
#

World's Tallest Dwarf™

celest radish
#

lmao

round hound
#

what if we have a memes of attack on glyphid where our dwarfs fight a giant dreadnought

fierce matrix
#

Truly, we stand on the shoulders of giants.

chrome void
zenith zinc
#

why do i hear boss music?

round hound
#

then explode

harsh temple
#

Along with half the map

main surge
#

use the pro tactics me and my friend used of killing one detonator with another, unfortunately neither were golden ones

urban kettle
civic hornet
indigo cedar
#

this took me too long

robust wharf
#

mork or gork

last wyvern
teal ferry
#

A fellow MK5 driller

hasty forum
teal ferry
#

Goin deep

#

😏

cinder fulcrum
#

point extraction

teal ferry
#

oh no

#

This is suddenly funnier for all the wrong reasons

hot spire
ornate breach
gleaming lodge
#

By karl how dare he

lyric turtle
#

oh no

teal ferry
#

Elves are punces

#

Filthy xenos knife ears

cosmic escarp
dawn imp
#

Nooo Karl cannot be a duck he is our god lmao

elfin mural
#

that's just karma

torn raft
dawn imp
#

Imagine low oxygen and shield disruption

torn raft
#

This week's elite deep dive had both

#

:^)

#

Im feeling very magma-sore

trail sentinel
#

rip deathbulge

dawn imp
#

Also 4 spitball and 4 breeder
In-a-row

cosmic escarp
#

shield disruption on anything makes me want to die

torn raft
#

It was the last level of the deep dive too

cosmic escarp
#

bro same shit happened to me like a few days ago

dawn imp
#

We just literally spoiler lmao

cosmic escarp
#

got 2 missions into a deep dive

#

last was shield disruption

#

hold on ill see if ic an get the vod

dawn imp
#

I tried for three days and still fail lmfao

torn raft
#

Honestly if I fail an elite deep dive i just leave it for the week

trail sentinel
cosmic escarp
#

thnx tater

#

im not used to this many text channels tbh

#

i actually completely forgot this game had an ost

dawn imp
#

Newbie: Oh what's this?
Oh it's IMU! I am going to join Dirt Digger they look strong
Engineer: Wait what there is a thing called IMU?
Me: Wait what IMU still alive?
Gunner: Always has been

#

*Machine gun sounds intensifies

tidal yew
#

Imagine low oxygen and shield disruption
Are we elves? Or DWARVES!?

urban kettle
#

The spirit is willing but the flesh is squishy and prone to burns.

fierce cobalt
hot shadow
#

tank turret when

fierce cobalt
#

this is what Karl used to slay the glyphid queen

molten zinc
#

mini-tanks, hmmmm

hot spire
distant ember
#

"Wait...it's all Leaf Lovers?" ".....Always has been"

stoic wolf
#

That is so cursed

dry trout
vernal abyss
#

Gonna charge me three barley for a beer that does nothing. Not even give me a blurry screen

distant ember
knotty skiff
#

silicate harvester is the civilian class

marble solar
#

Saxton Karl

hot spire
#

Mission control as announcer

marble solar
#

I guess this means Bosco is Miss Pauling

dark thorn
#

Kill silicate harvesters

torn raft
knotty skiff
loud nebula
#

Bet-c is a soldier when it's an enemy
But once it's a friendly, it's just a Molly with guns

rustic dagger
#

Wtb silicate harvesters with engineer sentries on top, never know where they're gonna go so 90% of the time it'll be useless but funny

hot spire
solar palm
#

Fake

tawdry gyro
#

Also heretical

dry trout
#

Fake and heretical

tawdry gyro
#

The sentence is 3 hammer strikes banhammer

vagrant spade
#

not fake

#

i poured my blackout stout in the leaf lovers mug while he wasnt looking

distant ember
round hound
#

rock and stone until is done @distant ember

naive nest
#

Eliminate all leaf lovers

gleaming needle
#

leaf lovers is cool for the health

distant ember
icy blaze
#

i showed you my beard. respond pls.

zenith zinc
#

me after my mom gives me a hair cut

distant ember
#

@tulip jewel

tulip jewel
#

When a Dwarf really loves Wendy's.

cobalt jewel
#

Haha I saw u guys were on where’s my invite

dark thorn
#

Mom says its my turn with the drills

iron hornet
#

It's one of the most gorgeous handsome dwarfs I've ever seen

valid python
#

It’s the most non elf dwarf I’ve ever seen

#

yola will remember this

south sentinel
#

Someone get me some silver weapons or some Divine Confetti

#

and a priestdwarf

fierce matrix
#

No

#

You cannot exorcise Karl's ghost with a priest.

#

Just give him a pint of blackout stout and he'll unleash his wrath on the bugs instead of you.

south sentinel
#

That's just stupid

#

..... you have to give him BlackLock first to put his power level over 9000

glad gazelle
#

Lloyd, I am going into battle, and I need your strongest beers

analog lichen
#

I like to imagine llyod has a secret program that can be run that gets him to bring out "the good shite" that can only be activated by mission control for important events

cobalt violet
#

You can't handle my strongest beer miner, they would kill you

analog lichen
#

But it's what we must bring to appease Karl's ghost

hollow cloud
#

One should appease the Karl with drop pod offerings

#

Leave him ammo, so he wouldn't feel left behind

analog lichen
#

Imma start calling an extra resupply for Karl when I leave

hot spire
#

like this right?

hollow cloud
#

Precisely!

#

Now the spirit of Karl would be merciful on you

hot spire
#

wait

#

zoom in that picture

#

is that Karl's spirit?!

full umbra
#

O.o

static oasis
#

does anyone have the fuel cells spawning on another hill with the Lion King picture????

#

@wild abyss there is a meme with the fuel cells spawning in Narnia, the other hill of The Lion King, and a few more

#

I found this two gems :3ç

torn raft
#

DONT EAT MY BABY

naive nest
#

crunch
Tastes like minerals

torn raft
#

😭

static oasis
#

Oh no.

#

on the bright side, I didn't draw that

#

it was someone who is no longer in server

naive nest
#

Lootbugs taste like minerals too

analog lichen
teal ferry
#

Lootbugs are precious and must be saved

#

The Dwarves canonically hate killing the lootbugs too, there is no reason to kill loot bugs unless you are a monster or it was an accident.

#

Hmph

slow falcon
#

Or are pressed for nitra

graceful lantern
teal ferry
#

Nope

#

There will always be more nitra

#

Weak leaf lovers kill loot bugs

graceful lantern
#

"The only good bug is a dead bug"

ionic rivet
#

Would you like to know more?

tulip jewel
#

Aggressively pets Loot Bug with Pickaxe

teal ferry
#

"I die a little bit inside every time I take out one of these bugs"

#

Lootbugs are friends, not resources

iron hornet
#

well what it ate are resources

graceful lantern
#

"You're cute, but you're made of precious minerals"

glad gazelle
slow falcon
#

There will always be more nitra
I can count these missions on one hand but I had situations where I went through 2/3 caves and still didn't had enough nitra for resupply as second swarm was incoming

static oasis
#

or you still need to kill a dreadnaught

#

less chat, more memes

#

moar lootraptors! ❤️

iron canyon
#

Honk raptors

static oasis
hot spire
#

why is he so fat

#

like me irl

zenith zinc
#

loot

dark thorn
#

Kill

dim sonnet
#

But what's a loot raptor

hot spire
#

more importantly

#

why does it honk

iron canyon
#

we dont talk about loot raptor, just enjoy it

dim sonnet
#

But where it from

iron canyon
#

👀

dry trout
#

You ever look at the downs counter? Like reeeeally look at it?

hot spire
round hound
#

mmmh ?

#

i don't think that is a memes

deep dew
#

forget that every happened

round hound
static oasis
#

what!? is not fat! is fluffy!

distant ember
#

But what if the fluff hides chonkiness? 🤔

static oasis
#

hmmmm, it is kinda chonky

distant ember
#

Same reason why some people use oversized clothes

waxen herald
#

i do hope they add this in

torn raft
#

baby,,,

#

Precious

dim sonnet
primal sand
#

lol

torn raft
#

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

primal sand
#

that game is fun

dim sonnet
#

Which one

primal sand
#

yes

#

but i meant wreckfest

dim sonnet
#

I agree

primal sand
#

they are both best game

dim sonnet
#

Yeh

#

That is a screenshot from the spider's theme, remixed

deep dew
#

wait what game is that with the giant enemy spider?

gilded pewter
#

yt vid

#

ill pm

sour plaza
#

i think that's Beam NG drive @deep dew

edgy pasture
#

Nah, i think that was from early builds of Wreckfest, back when it was called "New Car Game"

dry trout
#

Beam NG became new car game which became wreckfest

#

It's all a loop

distant ember
#

DRG spinnoff that's all about barrel physics

#

gib

dry trout
#

Need barrel game

gilded pewter
#

inb4 thatguy with the penguin gif comes back

primal sand
#

Nah, i think that was from early builds of Wreckfest, back when it was called "New Car Game"
@edgy pasture *next car game

hot spire
#

cursed_revive

neat pine
#

pshh. Reviving a bloody leaf lover

edgy pasture
#

@primal sand Right right, my bad, thanks. xD Knew it felt off somehow

primal sand
#

lol

flint flame
#

conspiracy theory, the stuff you use for revives is actually leaf lover and no dwarf would be caught dead drinking it so they get up instead

vital thorn
#

I always assumed its just cool-aid

distant ember
#

@flint flame ... this is canon for me now

#

"Brother ! drink this! it will-" " Nope nevermind im fine! It was just a scratch"

vital thorn
#

who the fuck wouldnt get up when some1 started pouring kool-aid over thier body

hot shadow
#

It's just liquid adrenaline

exotic gulch
#

don't ask how i got in

proven dirge
#

'ow u gettin'

gentle horizon
#

Drop pod is unstable

distant ember
exotic gulch
#

loot :what if you… pet me… next to the gunk seed .. aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?

proud scroll
glad gazelle
#

he should only be one block big since he’s a dwarf

proud scroll
#

hmmm

dim sonnet
#

Bruh

distant ember
proud scroll
iron hornet
#

Dwarf: "Oh my beard this is so gorgeous, too bad I can't see because of this scorching flaming ball"

cobalt violet
fathom monolith
#

made this edit back when there was a mere 100 people on the server, i remember people just kept adding on to this pic
it was glorious

proud scroll
#

I wish I was there to see that

#

It would have been nice

lapis ether
#

🤔 we had quite a few more than 100 people in 2019

trail sentinel
#

||that's why I gave him the x to doubt||

distant ember
#

These are some good memes

slate python
teal ferry
#

Exactly!

#

Joined a lobby the other day, we all got hammered

#

Some WIMP ordered leaf lovers, and everyone but me drank it up

#

If it's a cure to drunk you're looking for, leaf lovers is the only unacceptable lesson

lavish pine
#

Did the same but all but one guy drank it, so we accused him of being an elven spy, then did the mission at 95% drunkenness

glacial vale
unborn tangle
#

Mhmmm covetous shaft

glacial vale
#

Something to do with Karl I assume?

solar palm
#

wrong game brother

trail sentinel
#

You raise a good point, but consider the following

weary tulip
deft karma
tawdry gyro
#

We keep trying to teach them fear, but they keep breaking before they can pass the lesson on 😦

dawn imp
#

he should only be one block big since he’s a dwarf
Quote on gamepedia
In Unreal Engine the Dwarves are set to be 1.5 m tall.
As one block in Minecraft is 1 meter high, dwarfs should be one and a half block high instead one block high
Why be so serious no one cares anyways

torn raft
#

DnD says a dwarf is 4ft on average, aka 1.2m. So just over a block

urban kettle
#

They say Karl was 6 foot 4, and full of muscle.

dawn imp
#

It's not really that hard to know that Karl actually is Hoxxes

trail sentinel
#

They say Karl was 6 foot 4, and full of muscle.

Get out
🚪 👈

late cargo
#

At this rate could it be far off to say Karl is dwarven Jesus?

gaunt sundial
#

Wrong

#

Jesus is human Karl

dawn imp
#

Wrong
Karl is Jesus
Human are dwarfs
And Earth is actually Hoxxes

hot spire
#

Wait. It's all earth?
Always has been 🔫 🐛

dawn imp
#

Actually reverse it

#

Wait it's all Hoxxes?
Always has been

dim sonnet
#

Dwarves are small, so does that mean that their guns are small too? And even the glyphids are smaller than we think?

ashen pebble
#

glyphids are actually the size of dogs

#

swarmers are like the size of guinea pigs

distant ember
#

Better

hot shadow
#

uhhh, there are a lot of different sized dogs

#

might want to narrow it down

hot spire
#

I wouldn't think dwarfs would use small guns. Imagine a real life dwarf holding a normal gun.

hot shadow
#

Chihuahua or great dane? lot of room between those two

pastel prawn
#

wait the fuck why was one of my messages removed

hot spire
#

Message? What message? You're seeing things. Maybe you had too much blackout stout

pastel prawn
#

i sent a message about dnd height charts

#

and how with rng there are some elves shorter than dwarves according to it

#

and it's gone

cosmic escarp
#

drg dnd

#

what a great idea

hot shadow
#

we may want to stop here, the mods will have our beards

loud nebula
#

holy smokes

#

never really thought about how small these glyphids actually are compared to homans

proven dirge
#

if your post was removed, it's because for a brief moment a mod demoted themself to janitor

dire quest
#

What do the roles mean?

civic hornet
#

when the whole team goes down except you and they are mad at you for "not staying with the group" and then you get leeched because they didn't tell you there was a leech

gilded pewter
hot shadow
loud nebula
#

or the group being mad at you because you fought off a bulk on your own, fought off the swarms while everyone else just wandered around like a headless chicken and as a result died because they didn't stick together like a team and i escaped being the driller

teal ferry
#

@high fox

loud nebula
#

we know

gilded pewter
#

dont the dwarves look basically the same as him without facial hair ?

vital thorn
#

they are even voiced by the same guy

teal ferry
#

Yes but at least they hide it with huge armour

loud nebula
#

but since you said that
management will deduct your payment for saying that out loud

teal ferry
#

Well fine, Deep Rock is abusing us anyway

loud nebula
#

in typical management fashion

gilded pewter
#

MANAGEMENT IS A LEAFLOVER

teal ferry
#

We'll leave and start our own company and rake in the dough!

#

Wait...

#

What was I saying?

gilded pewter
#

you were saying all dwarves in the new company need to be able to down a blackout stout and deadlift at least 250 KG before blacking out if they want in

iron hornet
#

interesting

chilly lichen
tawdry gyro
#

Ooo, you're a lucky fellow then

#

My haz5 cavegens keep coming up as sunshine and rainbows, and it's booooring

flint flame
#

I have a friend who whenever he hosts always turns up the worst haz 5 missions

sweet dove
#

we had one where the drop pod landed in the upper reaches of a big-steep-slope cave with 4 spitballers, at least two brood nexuses and a bulk, in addition to the usual welcoming party

#

I think that specific mission is why we usually do haz 4 instead of gambling with haz 5 more often

distant ember
#

if you stay inside the pod you wont take damage.

neat pine
#

[insert rolly boi hitting you while the pod is landing]

shrewd sun
#

[Insert Landing on a Bulk Detonator]

willow frigate
primal sand
#

😭 loot

willow frigate
elfin mural
#

clearly ammo =/= rounds

viscid apex
#

So. The lesson we take away from this is, it takes less than a minute to empty all ammo reserves
But dakka is dakka so autocannon

deep dew
#

ah yes

#

an ork from another work

dusty pine
light condor
#

his face is too smooth for a dorf

dusty pine
#

He moisturizes

distant ember
#

moist

glad gazelle
#

it's karl with his dear stone

distant ember
naive nest
#

“It is I, Sonic the scouthog, Driller. Eggman
I will finally get all the master enor pearls, AND RULE THE WORLD!”

ornate breach
vagrant spade
#

cursed

willow frigate
#

Needs more c4

vagrant spade
#

rig the entire space rig

wanton fog
#

Can’t order a leaf lover without a bar

naive nest
#

Or a space station

tidal marlin
#

bro

solar palm
#

Sis

proven dirge
#

I know right, all they do is stink up the place

valid python
#

When the deodorant doesn’t work

hollow cloud
#

Use nitra for that

spark sand
#

im not even level 10 yet

#

cant relate to haz 5 memes

radiant saffron
waxen herald
#

do the devs make up the names or is there some sort of program that does it?

📎 unknown.png
distant ember
#

there's a list for first names and another for secondary names

#

rng does the rest

waxen herald
#

ok

stark cliff
naive nest
#

Wait this image is kinda cursed
Both molly and the minehead at the same place

#

And driller mining nitra with his drills

teal ferry
#

He's actually drilling the stone behind the nitra, do not be fooled

flint flame
#

hehe, now I'm kinda wishing we had molly on minehead missions

teal ferry
#

I wish that too

#

Just make it so you can't deposit aquarc into her

lucid atlas
#

Or they could actualy use the mini mules

elfin mural
#

clearly an outdated picture of DRG's work teams

naive nest
distant ember
#

how many watermarks are there

#

three or four

naive nest
#

Three

gentle horizon
#

ROCK AND STONE

torn raft
#

foaming at the mouth
ROCKCK AAND SSHSHTONE

abstract plover
#

"Lloyd, I'm going on a Deep Dive and I want your strongest beer."

dry trout
#

You can not handle my strongest beer, dwarf

abstract plover
#

Lloyd, I tell you I am going on a deep dive, and I want only your strongest beer.

flint flame
#

random thought, what if the bet-cs we find in caverns are the bosco's that got left behind and managed to not die

earnest arch
#

@flint flame and then they just turned into some sort of Frankenstein monster of bosco's.

exotic gulch
restive pagoda
#

oh god

dawn imp
#

Loaded hole, but with Detonator

distant ember
static oasis
torn raft
#

A dwarf, recently awoken from cryosleep aboard the space rig, goes to get breakfast from the canteen.
He grabs some slices of toast, and opens the fridge.
Aghast at the empty shelves within, he exclaims:
"Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some butter"

glad gazelle
#

Ah nice, a new mission type to extract glyphid residue from the caverns, wonder what deep rock is using them for

pastel osprey
#

random thought, what if the bet-cs we find in caverns are the bosco's that got left behind and managed to not die
@flint flame I'd be pretty angry if I was left in a cave to be munched on by charge-suckers

halcyon aspen
#

bustin'

pastel osprey
#

I'm on a roll

torn raft
#

😛

pastel osprey
#

oh

halcyon aspen
#

😔

torn raft
#

"mood" in the chat

polar plaza
#

RIPPLED THICKENING

torn raft
#

GET SWOLE

pastel osprey
#

time to get back at it

#

damn that's it

ornate breach
#

How to post every available mission name and live to tell the tale: 101

thorn mason
slow falcon
#

Scout: Grapples

thorn mason
elfin mural
#

Can we just, get a Lloyd costume for Bosco? I want beer while down in the caves

torn raft
halcyon aspen
#

i do that all the time

flint flame
#

reject tradition, embrace modernity, use a breach cutter :p

clever sail
torn raft
toxic orchid
#

it may be recycled, but it's also one of the funnier ones

#

i love dwarf on dwarf aggression

torn raft
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

clever sail
#

yeah I know it gets posted ALOT

#

but it always makes me chuckle

trail sentinel
#

oops all eggs

pastel osprey
harsh kiln
#

lol

dire dirge
torn raft
iron hornet
#

me when I agree with something

indigo cedar
#

DrillerNod

#

the original for comparison

harsh temple
naive nest
torn raft
#

Never trust molly to take a route that you can follow!

flint flame
#

yup, we all have that one time where molly crawled up a supply pod hole

torn raft
#

When entering a new cave, make sure your exit is sorted asap!

flint flame
#

I always make sure I can double back if I need to

torn raft
#

and it dont hurt to make an alternate route when one is already made

hazy zephyr
flint flame
#

depends how you define sucks, the way I see it they trade firepower for manoeuvrability

pastel osprey
#

I think he was going for lack of firepower

#

bc I'm a Scout main

#

and I 100% agree

hasty forum
#

scout sucks but that does not stop me sderp

tidal marlin
#

Scout?

#

More like

#

Bad

south sentinel
eager radish
torn raft
#

Youve awoken the cosmic rage of astral dwarves from aberdeen

distant ember
#

Idk man a dwarf would be the type of guy to actually show up to your house to beat you up.

sour plaza
#

or rather dig under your house and put a satchel charge or two drillgif

distant ember
#

That would be the driller who would reply to you instantly with a “;)”

south sentinel
pastel osprey
#

Scout?
More like
Bad
@tidal marlin haha funny wordplay

tidal marlin
#

Comedy master

bronze topaz
dry trout
#

Slap press E(m)

zenith zinc
#

||bittergem || finding bittergem be like

proud scroll
#

What if we mined the same gold vein 👉 👈

wanton fog
#

No all mine

glad gazelle
#

Mining the same vein as someone else is much less romantic than you’d think

#

it’s more of “AUGH CAN’T THIS WHALE-PIPER MINE ON THE OTHER SIDE WE’RE SOCIAL DISTANCING HERE”

sour plaza
#

I always steal the last bit of the vein and make my fellow dwarf's pickaxe swing miss

proud scroll
#

Oh

#

I wonder

#

. aquarq
🦾 🦾
🦵 🦵

#

Oh no

#

The aquarq is fighting back

#

What do we do!?

manic lotus
#

Resuply ontop of it

glad gazelle
#

I rev up sasha
I shoot sasha at the Aquarq
the aquarq is dead

#

COUGH

ornate breach
knotty skiff
late crypt
#

thems fightin words

wind ingot
#

Not hard to do better than Nu Doom tbh

marble solar
#

"Lives on earth"

Someone never played it

teal ferry
#

Anyone smak talking any DOOM (That isn't 3, Plutonia, TNT, or either of the movies) are dead to me

marble solar
#

I like how he says "doesn't pay taxes" too like that's a bad thing

teal ferry
#

I know it's just a meme, but there's a lot wrong with it

#
  1. Loves Daisy
  2. Violence IS the answer to everything
  3. Neither Driller nor Gunner have facial hair by default
  4. He works with the aid of VEGA and Samuel Hayden
  5. Lives in an awesome space station
  6. Zombies are like, 3 of the enemy types
  7. Legit saves VEGA
  8. Fights for all of humanity
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  1. His various armours are awesome
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It is pretty complicated, in 2016 it's just manipulation

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But in Eternal, Hayden does actually help

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Also none of the Dwarves have massive exposed biceps

solar palm
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thank god that's its not Haydee

teal ferry
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Haydee?

solar palm
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check steam store

teal ferry
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For what exactly

solar palm
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🤦🏻‍♂️

teal ferry
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Which store page am I checking

mellow gust
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imagine reading into something that's just a meme

teal ferry
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I did mention it's just a meme

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But it was still very wrong

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DOOM Slayer is the uber chad

solar palm
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Mega pussy because he is not posting DRG memes

teal ferry
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Whaaaaaaaat ever

wanton fog
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Imagine posting a few month old meme that you forgot about until a few seconds ago

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teal ferry
solar palm
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you be

wanton fog
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It was one of my most voted memes on reddit so yes

solar palm
wanton fog
marble solar
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That's not a meme, it's a training video

hidden fulcrum
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^

teal ferry
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Say it with me lads

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Loot Bugs are friends, not mineral sources

hot spire
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Loot bug is a canvas

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my pick is the paint brush

distant ember
gritty hemlock
loud nebula
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Just smack a rock and beard on it

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And it's DRG meme approved

distant ember
naive nest
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And then a bulk detonator arrives, with you low on ammo

tulip jewel
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While cornered

ionic rivet
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my last game consisted of fighting a bulk detonator at the beginning, another one 10 mins after, then 2 more of those abominations at once while completely out of ammo and not enough nitra for resupply

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still don't know how we survived that

bitter yarrow
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Durin's Beard man, congrats.

worthy maple
round bloom
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The flamethrower really do be like dat