#drg-memes-no-talk

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potent quail
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i dont know if thats possible for fortress mode

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maybe adventure

magic tulip
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tell me do you like it

tough sigil
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ye

magic tulip
torn raft
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Minecraft

vernal copper
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why am I now imagining a mix of the mission impossible theme and the pillar men song?

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and why do I REALLY want to hear it?

keen pebble
compact jungle
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dwarf fortress is what mission control sees
obviously

keen pebble
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mission control isnt actually watching they just have a radar ping them for enemy waves or when you do stuff, otherwise he's playing dwarf fortress

valid bear
knotty nacelle
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Imagine a reverse mission. You're the glyphids trying to defend eggs alieneggs, and suddenly you hear "The dwarves are upon you."

fringe crest
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"Alright bugs, this time you're hunting barrels. Dwarf barrels. Queen wants them, don't ask why."

tough sigil
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That'd be a cool alternate mode

zinc depot
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sounds like a Halloween thing, glyphid based hat

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or just make all dwarves look like glyphids and give glyphids beards

deep dew
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they could make a deep rock galactic but you play as the glyphids

indigo cedar
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"Alright glyphids, we have a large dwarven drop pod coming to your location. We've given you a xynach covered BET-C to assist in your mission. Good Luck"

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"Boy, that Glyphid Queen really has a comfy job"

distant ember
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Our classes being grunt guard, grunt slashes, acid spitter, and mactera bomber

knotty nacelle
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But most importantly.

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Can you play as a Loot Bug?

flint otter
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loot bug is their mule

distant ember
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Looty

knotty nacelle
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L.O.O.T - Living Organism of Treasury

distant ember
median canyon
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Way to take the low hanging fruit

distant ember
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Your point?

median canyon
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Anyone could have made that joke lol. "Thing drops you right on top of arguably strongest thing in the game, and you die".

distant ember
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Again, your point?

flint otter
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its a meme channel

dawn turtle
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i laughed lol

flint otter
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we're not really here to be inellectual

median canyon
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It's a bad meme. Barely a joke lol

distant ember
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It's a meme, even if it's a crap meme it's a meme

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So get the stick out of your ass and chill

dawn turtle
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i laughed more now a joke is being judged lol

median canyon
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Seeeeeethe

distant ember
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This ended up better than I hoped

crisp heron
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Has anyone made an "always has been," space man meme for DRG yet? The spaceman with the gun should be a driller holding c4.

distant ember
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Not that I've seen

median canyon
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That sounds like a good joke

distant ember
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if i had photoshop i would

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but i dont... since yes

little surge
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You joke,but thats a decent idea,Scoops.

median canyon
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What would the planet be?

distant ember
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What idea did I have again?

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hoxxes 4, because yes

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I'm confused here

static oasis
crisp heron
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IDK, I would make it myself if I had that half of the joke down.

prisma ether
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wait it's all magma core?

turbid glacier
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It was all magma core from the start

median canyon
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I don't think that joke would work for drg

knotty nacelle
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"Wait, it's all Karl?"

turbid glacier
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Management, witness eliminated, dumping the body on the usual spot

median canyon
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Wait, it's all cave leeches/spitballers/other annoying enemy

knotty nacelle
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"I know where Karl is, it's so bloody obvious" Karl was the planet the entire time, in plain sight.

little surge
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The whole playing glyphid thing.

turbid glacier
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He is stuck at the cargo bay for 6 months now @knotty nacelle

little surge
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Also,I just had a bug idea.

median canyon
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Okay so say it

dawn turtle
median canyon
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How do they even carry you you're at least thrice their body weight given how slender they look, along with all that armour and equipment

dawn turtle
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very carefully

distant ember
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@median canyon the same way bumblebees fly

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We have no idea

median canyon
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Yeah, 'they' do know actually.

distant ember
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How then?

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What aviation principles allow a bee to fly?

knotty nacelle
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If Mactera Grabbers are Child Grabbers (Casually Approach Child)
What're Cave Leeches?

dawn turtle
median canyon
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I don't know but I do know that errors were made in the initial calculations of bee flight, that didn't correspond to the then current laws of aviation.

knotty nacelle
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Not to mention Trawlers

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Each Barrel is a Dead Dwarf, Hence the Oddly Coloured Barrels Much Like the Dwarves

median canyon
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Creepypasta material?

distant ember
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@dawn turtle Quick, make an engie meme to teach people about how bees fly!

knotty nacelle
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to teach people about how scouts fly*

distant ember
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^

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WRITE THAT DOWN

dawn turtle
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they probably already have that after drinking the smart stout :v

knotty nacelle
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If the barrels are colour coded for dead dwarves....

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All the barrel hoop barrels are yellow...

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Are we cremating dwarves in the hoop..?

distant ember
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Yep

median canyon
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This is so sad

knotty nacelle
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Alexa play NO

distant ember
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Sending them off the way they'd have wanted, by other drunk dwarves

swift flame
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Its like a single sentence horror story

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I felt the barrel kick back

knotty nacelle
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Leaf Lovers cremate their dead with gay fire arrows.
True Men cremate their dead by tossing them drunkingly into a dunking hoop of fire.

swift flame
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How do you tell gay fire from regular fire?

knotty nacelle
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It was fired by a leaf lover.

swift flame
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Its more...flamboyant.

knotty nacelle
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And their fancy pancy wooden sticks with little leaves on 'em.

distant ember
knotty nacelle
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Management wants breakfast.

distant ember
swift flame
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Am i just too old to understand this or do i need to download a different kind of autism

distant ember
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Probably both

swift flame
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We evolved from fred the movie to laughing at static

knotty nacelle
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N'aw, other way around, you're too autistic to understand it, and need to download a different kind of old.

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I mean what.

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But true enough.

swift flame
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I need to steal the declaration of independence so i can download George Washingtons autism

knotty nacelle
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You can respond to most things with an oversaturated image and a letter.

distant ember
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Deep fry it, bit of distortion, a single letter chef's kiss

knotty nacelle
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I need to steal the Declaration of Karldependence so we can access Management's files in order to know where they're hiding production of Leaf Lover Special so that we can properly shut down it's production against Management's orders. In short, Management is Leaf Lovers hiding as Dwarves, it's why we only see a picture of Mission Control

swift flame
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You cant say that stuff out loud they will come for you

knotty nacelle
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They can't stop me, I've had no sleep and drank 4 Smart Stouts without pauses in between!

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It's why they won't let us dance, or play with barrels, or bring barrels into missions!

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But completely fine with abandoning dwarves in dark mines!

swift flame
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Also remind me to recreate the national treasure movie poster with dwarves

fiery ermine
knotty nacelle
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I was 'bout to say, you're missing a slide.

distant ember
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does leaf lovers remove the drunk effect or is it a even bigger meme?

knotty nacelle
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On accounts from my leaf lover friend I am embarressed to call him so, it removes it.

swift flame
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True dwarves dont know what it does they only know its leaf lovers so they avoid it

knotty nacelle
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More of a backup mineral carrier than friend.

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We always stare at him menacingly when he blocks the bar with leftover leaf lovers.

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He's the worst kind.

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When you're halfway through getting to the edge of blackout drunk, and there's three mugs of leaf lovers in the way.

swift flame
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If anybody orders leaf lovers pick up the mug and switch characters it sends the drink to the void where it belongs

distant ember
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i always drink a blackout to remove the effect lol

knotty nacelle
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I see, I see, the more you know.

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Otherwise, we always nominated one to be Dumbledore.

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A great sacrifice for the rest of the team.

swift flame
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If any team member orders leaf lover bury him in the sand biome and pelt him with starch nuts until he dies. We call it Nutting

knotty nacelle
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What 'bout Ebonuts?

swift flame
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Too valuable

knotty nacelle
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Also, this may have been thought of before.

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But have anyone considered Ya Yeeast Cones?

prisma ether
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how many nuts does it usually take

distant ember
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Much n u t t

fiery ermine
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ebonut goes in the yeast cone

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once the gunk seeds drop of course

prisma ether
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give em to a trawler and let em take em on a ri-

fiery ermine
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you're too young for it otherwise

prisma ether
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actually no

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cause that's like
sandpaper but x10^100th

knotty nacelle
prisma ether
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death by trawler is literally the worst way to die

knotty nacelle
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It's a.. trawble some way to go.

prisma ether
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you ever had a-

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i'm going to shatter you like glass

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but yeah you ever had a scraped knee

knotty nacelle
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That's just going to be a pane.

prisma ether
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take that but like your entire body

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and 50 times the force

distant ember
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That is the best image ever

knotty nacelle
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||It's a golden moment, quite so.||

dawn turtle
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lol i love to keep on marking/calling out trawler's dead body

proper sparrow
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THE BARREL BOYS STRIKE AGAIN

valid bear
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How does mission control feel about this?

steep vortex
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7/10 not the launch bay

crisp heron
loud nebula
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No

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Lies!!!

velvet oar
rose carbon
distant ember
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Which one

velvet oar
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there are a lot of parts on that

rose carbon
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I just mean it looks like the pickaxe customization to me

cobalt violet
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The UI?

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It's not exactly unique

fluid jasper
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Good "drg" meme

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๐Ÿ‘Ž

fringe tusk
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yes

rose carbon
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

obsidian root
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Quick repost the cat

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Save the day

gloomy widget
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Than kill it for that sweet GOOOOOOLD.

obsidian root
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Karl would be ashamed of you

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All you need is a good pickaxe and a good beard

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With these two, you are unstoppable

torn raft
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yes

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this truly is a dwarf moment

torn shore
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audiofile

torn raft
hot spire
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Amazing

wet fossil
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That scout is nervous

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he knows

torn raft
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no

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thats hagrid

torn shore
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Hagrid DLC when?

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you're a wizard missioncontrol

tight bear
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"You're a miner, Harry"

fringe tusk
naive nest
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Stage -1

static oasis
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if I would be the dev, I would say "is my game and I do what I want to :^3"

pulsar coral
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the more amusing part of this to me is the fact that it's lasted over an hour

clever latch
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Chances are it's more about bug squashing then

pulsar coral
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considering it's approaching two, i'd agree

mellow dirge
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Finally on my first promotion assignment after 34 hours of play

fringe tusk
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congrats

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not a meme, though

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I don't mind that, but the mods do

mellow dirge
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wait this isn't general

fringe tusk
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nope

mellow dirge
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shh

torn shore
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The meme is
Its not a meme

dry trout
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There is no meme, Give me your minerals

static oasis
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who drew this gem? I have it saved but forgot who made it

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was it Betoe?

hot spire
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thats so adorable

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but why the top hat?

zenith zinc
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fancy loot bug

karmic wyvern
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@static oasis that would be mine

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...why do you have it saved?

distant ember
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Cuz it's a beautiful photo โค

static oasis
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because I love it โค๏ธ

karmic wyvern
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fair enough i suppose

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i literally made that in 5 mins mspaint with mouse

static oasis
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the amazing part is that Nahtu drew this before the patch that made loot bugs monch on lose ores

karmic wyvern
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thats because i always think about eating

fringe tusk
distant ember
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Anyone have a picture of a rolled up shellback I can use?

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Can't find any through the google

short nymph
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got some UI in the way, though

distant ember
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That works

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Thank you

short nymph
swift flame
distant ember
ionic vortex
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/// GLYPHOID ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///

vague spade
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Nice @distant ember

dry trout
static oasis
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yes, more loot raptors!

trail sentinel
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@floral ridge you just got diggy dunced

static oasis
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I feel like there should be an Oh NO comic for DRG

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"hey, I'm making this tunnel bigger, it connects to the room now."
SWARM IS HERE
โ‚’โ‚• โ‚™โ‚’

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"ok, we made a bunker"
Popcornio the Bulky spawns
โ‚’โ‚• โ‚™โ‚’

marble solar
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Glyphids: Why are you excluding us

Dwarves in Driller's tunnel: Oh no

karmic wyvern
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i have upgraded my Steeve.

harsh kiln
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pog

charred spoke
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pog grunt

harsh kiln
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bottom text

oak prawn
swift flame
brisk elbow
molten zinc
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red sugar is just crystalized bath salts, change my mind

plucky prairie
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Nope, just giant sprinkles

flint otter
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it's the reason kids love cinnamon toast crunch!

trail sentinel
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here have a shitpost

placid kraken
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this has the opposite energy to gunner doing the exact same pose but with that frisbee device with lights on it

queen dragon
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red sugar is just crystalized bath salts, change my mind
i mean it is highly addictive

floral ridge
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When you're off mining during downtime and a Driller approaches you with c4

placid kraken
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also i notice that is the hat and armour exclusive to content creators

floral ridge
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Wait that's a thing?

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Cool

queen dragon
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question
Is there already some kind of Golden Wind meme with Driller getting up with Iron Will?

floral ridge
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wait why is that Golden Wind

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Ghiaccio Driller I could see

queen dragon
floral ridge
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Okay now you're making sense

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But i usually take that build on gunner for his shields and dps

placid kraken
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music suddenly stops after 11 seconds and driller falls down again

floral ridge
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Also he literally has a cosmetic called "berserker"

queen dragon
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well i wouldnt know that
my Gunner is literally lvl 2 drillchamp

floral ridge
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I'm now level 16 on my Engi. He's the last class I need to promote.

placid kraken
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even if the driller had the vampire perk, he wouldn't even get any health from small bugs, just medium and large bugs

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damn we need some more memes in here

urban kettle
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it is now my headcanon that Deep Rock Galactic and Hardspace Shipbreaker take place in the same universe

pearl matrix
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we only need 1 more boost on this server

waxen herald
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@queen dragon now i want to make some art for that thx

queen dragon
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youre welcome

soft wave
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y'all do be loving my drg putin meme

static oasis
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is misread and expected Rasputin

soft wave
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lmao

soft wave
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also if you say that i infact did not make it, i'll show proof that my friend asked me for it

static oasis
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eh,

harsh kiln
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he w a l k

soft wave
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yes

flint otter
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nice
๐Ÿ‘”

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notnice
๐Ÿ‘”

torn raft
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Message from management: Stop

static oasis
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mboi
๐Ÿ‘™

torn raft
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Message from management: Continue

exotic ledge
torn raft
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"I need to deposit in the mule"

exotic ledge
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Starch Nut

acoustic vigil
compact jungle
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i saw this a while ago in here and decided to actually make it

short nymph
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@acoustic vigil I think that's caused by the host's system clock being set to a time other than what DRG expects it to be given the timezone they're in.

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tl;dr: timezone/system clock weirdness/sync issues

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I'm basing this partially on the fact that your mission refresh timer is based on your system clock, so if you/a friend drift out of sync you can see different missions than one another

short nymph
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Theoretically, assuming I'm correct in how I think it's working.
And by cheese I assume you mean "change my system clock to see an old mission rotation"

placid kraken
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me who actually spent reverse time in the caves: notnice

zinc relic
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when you were just 2 weeks from retirement, but it just became 3 weeks again

fierce matrix
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Why not both?

dusty lake
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you greedy dwarf!

flint otter
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a greedy dwarf is a proper dwarf.

copper wharf
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If you and the boys don't happily chant GOLD whenever you see it and abandon all objectives to mine it, including extracting with molly you're not a proper dwarf

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Don't worry about the scout in the cave leech

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Mine gold

flint otter
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hi ho mothefu-

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this channel's for memes, not tragedies

drifting token
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Who will serve us beer now?

copper wharf
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Weh

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It's time to steal some eggs

drifting token
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Is that

flint otter
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bosco?

drifting token
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The reconnaissance sniper?

copper wharf
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YES

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He is extremely precise

drifting token
copper wharf
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That said, I made him yesterday while our team's scout was AFK

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with the boys

drifting token
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My engineer is robotnik

copper wharf
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The Beer Burglars strike again

drifting token
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You boys look like youโ€™re ready to steal some eggs

copper wharf
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A proper heist

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Also, I have a robotnik engineer too

drifting token
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Hoxxes eleven

copper wharf
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As well as Santaneer

drifting token
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Combine scout

copper wharf
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Hahaha

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Nice

drifting token
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So I made the stupid mistake of accidentally typing deep rock galactic as deep rick galactic to a friend

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And they made so many rick sanchez jokes about DRG

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โ€œThese are DWARFS Morty! They only know two things Morty! ROCK and STONE and we need to get them both if we want their bittergems!โ€

fierce matrix
naive nest
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MARIO

prisma ether
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what are the cosmetics for the thief scout set

clever latch
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You would need a hood for that

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And a cape armor

torn raft
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SWING YOUR PICK FROM SIDE TO SIDE

knotty nacelle
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It'd make for funny... Picktures....

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Also, DRG's less than clever quote
Boulder and Pebble

distant gorge
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Beardless dwarves make Karl sad

torn raft
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Pogs O' Gold

valid stream
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POG

velvet oar
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can we get some pots in me

halcyon aspen
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I'm glad I'm not the only one making my engineer Dr robotnik

deft cave
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no way

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pog drink

dry trout
wind cypress
junior phoenix
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For context, I drilled to the dropod in a salvage mission, and drilled right underneath a resupply and it whacked me in the head and downed me. Almost failed this weeks EDD

brisk elbow
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Glorious

glad gazelle
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People complaining about drilling to the pod?
Just make the entire map out of resupply pods

drifting token
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Listen

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When molly takes to the roof

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Youโ€™ll wish you had that driller

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Molly ditching you through the roof is an ill omen

glad gazelle
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use the terrain scanner you complongus

junior phoenix
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@surreal wagon

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This needs to be a voiceline when you're waiting for the team in the droppod

hollow cloud
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Do we all remember what to do with error cubes?

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We need to get 5 of them and shove it somewhere

tough sigil
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I've only seen 1

hollow cloud
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But does it mean we need 5 dwarves?

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Or one dwarf with 5 ?

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This is truly a secret

little lantern
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Clearly we must raid the rig storage to obtain 5 error cubes

tough sigil
ashen mica
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with a glitch you can get 5 dwarves in a game so maybe 1 dwarf with 1 error cube each

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each take 1 to the error helix

austere coral
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was the bug intentional? is that why it was reintroduced when it was patched earlier?

velvet oasis
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double down on it I say. Make it a resource for a special beer.

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"Unknown Ale"
See resources (apoca blooms, crystals and so on) through walls within a certain distance.

waxen herald
ebon oracle
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anyone who reposts is a pointy eared leaf lover

elfin mural
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Iโ€™d say theyโ€™re as bad as a green-chin. ||(orc)||

midnight rivet
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I feel like I need the Fatboy OC image explained to me

placid kraken
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grenade launcher become big nuke gun

fringe tusk
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The OC literally makes your gun fire nukes.

placid kraken
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also i think fallout is involved

midnight rivet
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The fallout stuff I get

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I didn't know about the grenade launcher

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Thanks

fringe tusk
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What's up with devs playing stage zero DDs? I wonder whether that means DDs are getting expanded.

placid kraken
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the nukes that you fire also set off an area of radiation damage

midnight rivet
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Ah okay, I'm not very far in the game and I've only played Scout

pulsar halo
scenic gulch
distant ember
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People is that unoriginal

hollow cloud
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Wait what

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A negative money and experience?

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WHAT?

analog lichen
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Wtf

karmic wyvern
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thats called "working for free"

scenic gulch
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YEA

distant ember
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@karmic wyvern Nah at that point you're paying DRG to let you work

flint otter
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its like real unions!

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IMMERSION

karmic wyvern
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damn

fringe tusk
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They screwed up the mission so badly they get a negative salary

placid kraken
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feels nice to remember that the first and second pinned memes in this channel were mine

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they tried to siphon gold and exp from the mule during the mission so management sent down a squad of boscos to stop them

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they also smuggled barrels on the drop pod

knotty nacelle
iron canyon
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๐Ÿ˜

storm zenith
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๐Ÿ‘€

lyric olive
placid kraken
hot spire
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When you find a Steeve in that salvage operation

flint otter
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everyone remembers their first.

distant ember
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I showed you my drills plz respond

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turret whip

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that's it, that's the meme

torn raft
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@distant ember may I recommend a way for you to cool down your brain?

knotty nacelle
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Puts a new meaning in Glyphid Slammers.

hot spire
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Ok miners. Glyphid ass. Company wants it. Don't ask why.

dull compass
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I quit.

hot spire
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evacuate and ejaculate

placid kraken
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what has happened in here

hot spire
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This is getting out of hand. I apologize. Someone C4 me already.

placid kraken
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mission control: management is concerned and wants you to go back to kicking barrels

torn raft
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"Im going to ask why"

hot spire
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the other glyphids in the mission
โ“
swarmer

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Nessie
-2020

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ok i'll just C4 myself detpack

placid kraken
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mission control says we should go back to the mission instead of blowing eachother up with C4 and making as many steeves as possible to make them mate

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what the fuck was in that oily oafs

harsh kiln
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glyphid eggs

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...don't ask why

short nymph
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Must not be quite as "Safe For Work" as the label lets on...

hot spire
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Attention. Due to the NSFW nature of the jokes, this page must be destroyed.
Grab your C4 and get to work.
detpack detpack detpack detpack
detpack detpack detpack detpack
detpack detpack detpack detpack

strong grail
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it's probably out there already

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let's be realistic

short nymph
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There is for the dreadnought, it's been around for a while

short nymph
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part of the transition from greenbeard to greybeard

placid kraken
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stop dancing and get back to work

slate topaz
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WTF?!?

karmic wyvern
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twisty

static oasis
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painful memories

supple linden
flint otter
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got pretty frisky in here, didn't it?

brisk elbow
daring flare
iron canyon
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bet you find a helmet

deep dew
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just like the old text's said

#

karl wasnt once a divine god i know it sounds like blasphemy

#

he was just a dwarf like all us once

restive crypt
#

someone say thicc dreadnought butts?

deep dew
#

noobody said that

#

anyways

#

it was the 3rd dive into hoxxes

#

they were well prepared and even had a couple of bet-c's

#

what they didnt prepare for where the charge suckers of course

#

first encounter with them

#

the battle mules just started shooting everything but the bugs

#

and of course the glyphids took this oppertunity to strike

#

one of the biggest swarms recorded to date

#

only 3 got out alive

#

the last one left down there was fighting with all his might and energy left

#

to make shure that the rest got out

#

legend says that he is still down there pickaxing away at every glyphid he encounters with a seemingly infinite will

torn shore
#

dropping these off, beep beeep

deep dew
#

XD

harsh kiln
#

LOL

torn raft
torn shore
#

GOOLLD

hot spire
#

do you ever think about how karl would judge us?

#

after this

torn raft
#

he'd be like

hot spire
#

i do

torn raft
#

nice ๐Ÿ‘

torn shore
#

Karl memed so hard he died

hot spire
#

nice ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

torn raft
prisma ether
#

karl would be approve of this

small galleon
#

nice ๐Ÿ‘‰ detpack scout

fluid jasper
#

Someone please do the Rocket + baby Groot meme with scout or another class and driller

torn raft
#

"I am boom"

valid stream
#

Whereโ€™s pog plant

lavish pine
#

๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿฆฝ kick

waxen herald
#

what lootbugs be like

pure mountain
loud nebula
placid kraken
#

can't we just train lootbugs to collect minerals for us without the risk of big dwarf death

#

we could even give them guns

loud nebula
#

yeees

waxen herald
#

now that would be adorable

karmic wyvern
#

i know i should try harder with pogbreather

#

but i really don't want to.

loud nebula
#

pog is pog

placid kraken
#

"if pogbreather isn't the next discord emoji, i'm retiring. just kidding, it will." - scout

karmic wyvern
#

there we go

#

now it's perfect.

brisk elbow
#

It's better with the driller goggles instead.

karmic wyvern
#

that means "effort". i'm not aiming for that.

placid kraken
#

it's already perfect

waxen herald
#

"if the error cubes dont get there own biom i'm retiring just kidding it will"

brisk elbow
#

Ever seen the barrel biome?

distant ember
#

error cube biome should just be memes

karmic wyvern
#

can't find any good pics of breather

loud nebula
#

pogger with driller eyes and beard?

placid kraken
#

what about those gross wall eye things

karmic wyvern
#

give them to molly.

waxen herald
brisk elbow
tough sigil
karmic wyvern
#

want some more PAIN?

torn raft
#

hello laughing

karmic wyvern
#

i could always do crappy mspaint doodles

#

but this is more fun

flint otter
#

""""drilling""""

prisma ether
#

it's too late

#

you've opened the box

loud nebula
#

fool

#

what have you done

marble solar
dark crater
flint otter
#

pro

torn raft
#

Management couldnt find it but they just misplaced it and found it under some paperwork

elfin mural
#

they just quietly ticked that to a 0 after they found it

marble solar
deep dew
#

naedocyte leech

timber crater
#

That'd be TERRIFYING

cyan rock
distant ember
#

What should I understand by "no diggy diggy hole reposts"?

short nymph
#

If it includes the song Diggy Diggy Hole, it's likely a repost, so don't

distant ember
#

Does it also count any form of saying anything with that phrase? Such as, idk, saying "you just got diggy diggy hole'd"?

ancient grotto
#

in short: yes

marble solar
#

Basically "Hey guys this song would fit for this game" "YES WE KNOW STOP SAYING THAT"

distant ember
#

sploder kick
Engineer don't do it oh fu-

marble solar
#

He has his airpods in he can't hear us oh god

distant ember
#

rd moment

tough sigil
#

Big Boi Hours at the base

minor mulch
#

The naedocyte pogger

round hound
#

@distant ember for why is no diggy song is long time ago many people have spam the song so the dev and admin got enought of it and warning now about this

narrow garden
#

i made a funny

marble solar
narrow garden
#

thats not english

minor mulch
#

People diggy diggy song too much and big dwarf bossmang said, "shut"

wicked oriole
marble solar
#

Someone else posted a similar thing. Deep Dive might be bugged

#

Or the Dwarves are due holiday time

wicked oriole
#

Summer holidays drillchamp

distant ember
#

i mean, i was happy when i saw "no black box" x)

marble solar
#

Black Box and Aquarqs are a mean combo, true

round hound
#

and that how you easy win a deep dive elite

queen dragon
#

Pardon a greenbeard question, but is Blackbox similar to uplinking?

brisk elbow
#

Yeah.

#

A blackbox is basically a secondary uplinking that shows up on Deep Dives.

sage nova
queen dragon
#

I can imagine lots of bulks spawning
Ty nice

willow pawn
#

whats that white and gold color from?

dry trout
#

thats Regal Aegis, the second helmet and cosmetic assaignment

willow pawn
#

ah damn it only looks like that on driller

placid kraken
round hound
#

he look like not happy at all about it

valid bear
amber sorrel
#

cheese

#

wheels

halcyon aspen
#

Please don't eat the plastcrete foam

amber sorrel
#

can you resist the temptation of the forbidden cheese

#

make sure to use repellent so the bugs don't eat your cheese

tough sigil
#

Is repellent even that effective? I barely notice it working

fair dock
#

It does work and it works very well

distant ember
#

Thing is the bugs will walk over it if there's no other route, or too long of a walk around

#

As long as you keep that in mind it can be pretty effective

proud scroll
fringe crest
#

Glyphid armour when?

trail sentinel
#

the glyphids already have armor

proud scroll
#

But when can we wear it

#

I want to become one with the bug bastards

distant ember
#

Kinky nice

vernal abyss
#

nothing more intimidating than walking up to someone wearing the skin/shell of their species

hardy saddle
#

Give me cave leech armor with those sweet floppy physics

trim sluice
#

fleshy

rancid night
static oasis
#

cheese wheels โค๏ธ

rancid violet
radiant gust
#

i think this is normal they would make us do a swarm event in a swarm event ๐Ÿ˜„

brisk elbow
#

Wait, is this week's Deep Dive just bugged, or is that "0/0 blackboxes" just something that gets reposted?

pastel quartz
vestal cloak
#

open in original because steam likes to save screenshots as jpg

#

oh god that screenshot really didnt save well, damn, kinda ugly, at least i immortalized my tangled ziplines

acoustic root
#

a man after my own heart

#

zipline city

#

lol

dim flare
keen pebble
#

im callin 4,8 to start

fringe crest
#

BOOM

analog lichen
dim flare
#

Watch out tho, I use the Fatman Overclock.

fringe tusk
#

I knew the devs are doing something about the deep dives

keen pebble
#

In the first cave, in the first swarm, when the rocks first trembled, one stood. Burned by the embers of magma, his soul charred by the fires of the core and tainted beyond recognition, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his blitzed hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Magma Core seeking vengeance against the dark queen who had wronged him. He wore the medals of Honor, and those that tasted the wrath of his pickaxe named him... the Blazed Miner I dont know if this is even a meme anymore, im legitimately enjoying making these, and I still have 6 more to go. posting them here tho cause why not I guess

distant ember
#

why/how is it even bugged, the deep dive black box thing

keen pebble
#

If an objective fails to load into the cave, it counts it automatically towards the goal to prevent a softlock

distant ember
turbid glacier
#

Just pretend there was no blackbox in this weeks DD

distant ember
#

known issue, its due to it failing to load in so it auto completes

drifting prism
drifting prism
waxen rune
wind briar
#

i knew it

fringe tusk
#

This proves that smart stout is the dwarvest of them all.

#

At least I don't see it here.

waxen rune
#

it wasn't in the press kit lol

hollow cloud
#

Remember, dwarves

#

Not four

#

Not six

#

You need five cubes

#

And you need to put them somewhere

#

What could that be...

floral jungle
#

I know...

#

I won't tell though

tough sigil
#

@keen pebble were you the one that did the blurb about Karl still being in Haz 10 fighting forever, keeping them all busy so we may mine?

#

cuz that was good Doom esque stuff

north delta
#

what if we put 5 cubes in the launch tube?

#

we might get fired by management but maybe we can then join the R&D

pure mountain
#

@valid bear

What are we calling these? Dwarven Pancakes? Plascakes?
Pringles

torn raft
queen dragon
#

Thats a lot of Scouts, hope you dont encounter a swarm drillchamp

marble solar
#

Watch them all run off from each other and get leeched seperately

waxen herald
#

look up abit and you'll know

marble solar
#

What are you talking about? That's clearly the Engineer with customisation options

#

He has a grenade launcher and everything

waxen herald
#

above the image

queen dragon
#

Thanks, didnt know i need that, but it brightened up my day

waxen herald
#

your welcome

halcyon aspen
#

long

elfin mural
#

more importantly, "shit.... anvils..." someone hasn't had enough Blackout.

karmic wyvern
#

i shit ghosts.

#

thanks blacklock lager

rocky talon
#

when did dwarves hate kobolds? all we hate is leaf loving elves

distant ember
#

so i tried to make a drinking game where you order black out stout and a leaf lovers speacil and then drink the stout and the leaf lovers before you pass out

#

it did not work

karmic wyvern
#

because leaf lovers is just placebo

#

it's literally toilet water.

waxen herald
#

blackout is to strong for leaf loving shit to work

distant ember
#

yeah

#

i thougth it whould be fun tho

elfin mural
#

drinking leaf lovers is never fun

distant ember
#

black out stout then leaf lover's

elfin mural
#

all you'd get is passing out with a crap taste in your mouth

distant ember
#

mhm

analog lichen
#

cube

hollow cloud
#

It's FULL OF MAGIC

distant ember
#

C U B E

flint otter
#

@rocky talon by the time of deep rock, dwarves have eliminated kobolds completely, thus sating the grudge.

rocky talon
#

exactly!

torn raft
distant ember
#

ok

elfin mural
#

Lay off the red sugar, there's no such thing as "magic"

flint otter
#

magichnology

hollow cloud
#

But kobolds are cute

#

They also live underground

#

And hate leaf lovers

flint otter
#

developed by mathemagicians

karmic wyvern
#

kobolds are thieves

queen dragon
#

Kobolds are per definition dragon-related and therefore not cute but dangerous and scaly
I rest my case

analog lichen
#

things can be both dangerous and cute

#

especially scaly creatures

distant ember
#

we need a a dragon species

analog lichen
#

โ˜๏ธ

distant ember
#

yes?

queen dragon
#

To exterminate it? Yes.

distant ember
#

no

analog lichen
#

no

distant ember
#

no

analog lichen
#

no

distant ember
#

no

karmic wyvern
#

"worthless but fun to destory"

distant ember
#

no

#

dreads but with wings

#

that iswhat i am thinking

#

so elim missons are what thy are they are for

placid kraken
#

bugs who found lost equipment and are now drunk and have a gun

elfin mural
#

so Steeve?

placid kraken
#

making it a steeve gives it a beard

#

steeve is a good boye and wouldnt drink on the job

distant ember
#

what are you on

elfin mural
#

still want to be able to feed Steeve spare red sugar and heal him

halcyon aspen
#

Let us mount Steeve like a war horse

placid kraken
#

looks like someone drank some smart stout

halcyon aspen
#

I only drink smart stout

elfin mural
#

from what I hear the effects of that are... fleeting, at best.

placid kraken
#

thats why you gotta wear one of those beer hats

halcyon aspen
#

That's why I have to drink so much

#

Yeah

fringe tusk
#

Drinking yourself to geniality.

placid kraken
torn raft
#

E to slap

karmic wyvern
craggy canopy
#

Haz 4

elfin mural
#

"Good work team" good to know management appreciates Bosco too

static oasis
#

Bosco โค๏ธ

wild vale
#

I think not appreciating Bosco is a fireable offence.

hot spire
placid kraken
#

not appreciating lloyd is punishable by forced haz 5 solo with no bosco

hollow cloud
#

What the hell

#

What was that cryocannon

analog lichen
#

and that's why i always thank Lloyd whenever i get a drink and if i don't have any other dwarves to drink with I always make a cheers to Lloyd

hollow cloud
#

WHAT WAS THAT

#

WHat the hell is this

#

WHAT IS THIS

hollow garden
#

an overclock, I think its called Ice Spear?

hollow cloud
#

Driller has the mastery of ice and fire

analog lichen
#

can it do that from full health?

queen dragon
#

I think the OC is called snowball

#

You press reload and fire a massive projectile

#

50 ammo per shot and it heats up your weapon, too

naive nest
#

I remembered before the snowball overclock was broken and just sucked ammo instead of making a projectile

#

Oh

#

Which overclock is that?

dry trout
#

ice spear most likely

blissful veldt
#

It is ice spear

#

Massive kinetic and some aoe damage

#

But it tanks your ammo

#

I just use it for dreads and long range sniping.

My epc is dedicated entirely to mining

mellow dirge
lyric dust
#

Wait it's all rock and stone?
To the bone.

torn raft
#

Hoxxes is made of the hardened corpses of Mactera

#

in its entirety

craggy canopy
#

Which overclock is that?
@naive nest That was Ice Spear

timber crow
#

Ice Spear ๐Ÿ˜„

obsidian root
#

Wait until we have a carapace graveyard biome

timber crow
#

Yesh please

obsidian root
#

Like elephant graveyard but for glyphids

mellow dirge
torn raft
#

"Wait, its all Karl?"

lyric dust
#

There we go

waxen herald
#

always has been

naive nest
#

I always wonder if hoxxes IV was just a planet made up of different planets

urban kettle
naive nest
#

F lads

#

Wait a second

If deep rock is destroyed

WHOโ€™S PAYING US?!

distant ember
#

Nobody

#

you're going home without severance

naive nest
#

Guess I got to move to a different mining company

#

Damn, wonโ€™t get the satisfaction of working with deep rock though

#

Other companies probably donโ€™t shoot bugs

fringe tusk
#

Let's just create our own company

#

A la syndicalist unions

daring flare
#

@urban kettle big fan of your vids

fringe tusk
#

Let's bring back the left

#

We'll avenge the Paris commune!

urban kettle
#

Ever wonder why Hoxxes IV is shattered? The Elven Mining Guild cracked it with a thermonuclear minehead. This, of course, angered the local wildlife, which promptly destroyed all remaining elven mining equipment and devoured many elf miners. The only corporation brave enough to continue to mine Hoxxes IV was a little-known corporate entity known as Deep Rock Galactic, who assumed control of the system after the elves were driven out by their own patheticness.

fringe tusk
#

and that's how deep rock grew to became the number one mining company on the market

tight bear
#

And that is how I met your mother

placid kraken
#

all because some twig proportioned, pointy eared leaf lovers said "ew bugs launch the nukes"

naive nest
#

Wait we complain about leaf loving elves using nukes

But weโ€™re ok with engineer using a nuke

placid kraken
#

at least the engineer can handle it for more than 5 seconds

gilded elk
#

engineer doesnt have twigs for arms

placid kraken
#

big ole boulder arms

craggy canopy
halcyon aspen
#

i got carpet bomber as my second one,,

#

my first one was magic bullets though so it evens out

craggy canopy
torn raft
#

ThankyoU!

craggy canopy
#

I kid you not, I got ALL OCs for gunner, except for carpet bomber

#

Someone kill me. I got one blank, I bet I won't even get a choice to get gunner OC

torn raft
craggy canopy
#

Ah geez

halcyon aspen
#

oh my god are you serious

#

that is bad luck im sorry

craggy canopy
#

I told you so

torn raft
#

I can do worse

static oasis
#

maybe we could co-op DRG and run it by it's employees? :3รง

open coyote
#

A bunch of violent, drunk miners? It won't change day to day business operations, let's do it.

long basin
#

Rock n stone pickaxe

somber falcon
#

biggest DRG meme IMO = BET-C pitbull when you fight it, fluffy kitten when on your side. what that is not a meme that is a fact.

elfin mural
#

what kinda kitten has machineguns and a grenade launcher?

distant ember
#

The best kind

distant ember
placid kraken
#

when the gunner gets a good angle on a dreadnought

turbid glacier
#

Can you do "BIG OOF"

rigid anvil
wooden yarrow
#

too much free time

#

i love it

lyric olive
karmic wyvern
loud nebula
#

oh no

#

did we dig too deep again?

clever latch
#

Meh just dig under his feets

#

Worked once

cobalt violet
#

oh shite

dusky cedar
#

Deep dive stage 4!?

floral ridge
#

Uh oh! You friccin moron! You just got LEECHED! Call for help from your team without telling them to look up to totally LEECH them!

waxen herald
coarse sonnet
#

agreed

#

i then kill lootbugs and protecc the steeves

fast garnet
#

Back at it again with the obscure memery

trail sentinel
#

what about this repurposed boomer dad meme is obscure

fast garnet
#

The fact that I seem to be only one who ever posts it in my circle

flint otter
#

yikes
๐Ÿ‘™
๐Ÿฉฐ

clever latch
#

Ok

#

Well played malken

karmic wyvern
#

๐Ÿ‘€
breather

flint otter
#

i got a friend that calls the breathers "muppets"

brisk elbow
#

Muppets

swift flame
#

You know i can kinda see it but that doesn't make it easier to process

#

Like one of those infinite staircase paintings except way more disturbing

floral ridge
#

Pogchamps

vital minnow
gritty moss
#

Is that...

#

What?

#

22 hours?

floral ridge
#

World record

#

What mission is it?

vital minnow
#

im joining to see whats goin on

#

mining expedition

floral ridge
#

Oh wow

vital minnow
#

WHAT?

#

I joined in a void

distant ember
#

The counter is pretty janky at times, sometimes it even displays negative time lol

vital minnow
#

started failling seeing all map and appeared in the space rig

#

lol

tough sigil
#

Quick they need help, everyone join!

#

Save Karl

flint otter
#

someone paste a breather over kermits face

#

please

drifting prism
#

MAKING A REPOSIT

loud nebula
#

muppet poggers

flint otter
#

moggers

coarse parrot
#

Might try Brain Power next, if it even works out for me

keen pebble
#

Finished the 2nd karl testament, imma do the 3rd before i forget, if you want to compare it to the original let me know
Tempered by the radiance of the core, his iron will remained steady through the labyrinth that preys upon trespassers. For he alone was the Sole Wanderer, the Scorched Hunter, who sought vengeance in all quarters, high and low, frozen and charred, in the start and the finish, and he hunted the slaves of Hoxxes with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the deep as none but glyhid has before

drifting prism
#

what touhou song is this

keen pebble
#

Think it's necrofantasia, hold on imma check

drifting prism
#

no

keen pebble
#

yea I cant pin the song down

drifting token
#

Hoxxes slayer

#

Drg edition

#

Your walking through the caves, thereโ€™s no dwarves around and your comms are dead. Out of the corner you spot him, mission control

halcyon aspen
#

He's following you, about thirty feet back

drifting token
#

He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint, heโ€™s gaining on you mission control

#

Youโ€™re looking for the drop pod but youโ€™re all turned around, heโ€™s almost upon you now, and you can smell leaf lover on his breath, BY THE BEARD THEREโ€™S LEAF LOVER EVERYWHERE!

past horizon
#

When some random joins your session and hits the button for the drop pod as you're looking for batteries for a loot box.

tough sigil
#

gotta love Crassus Detonators

lyric turtle
#

Still waiting for someone to make a face in Crassus Gold

analog lichen
#

@lyric turtle I'll do that next time if I can remember

fierce matrix
#

I once finished a gold rush w/ a crassus and pots o' gold with over 3000 gold

floral ridge
#

The gold suit really completes it.

light pike
silent field
#

@gusty coral Nice to meet another Tenno. One of culture, no less.

shrewd sun
#

Clem! Grakata!

drifting prism
#

Demo man

keen pebble
#

you can see the flares at the bottom, but sandstorm started right as i took the photo

#

and I already lost 2 lives falling down into said hole

karmic lake
keen pebble
static oasis
#

Madness!?

fierce matrix
#

PANIC

static oasis
#

^the wave after I'm low health

lapis lodge
keen pebble
#

i believe it happens when they try to spawn on terrain that doesnt exist, so they just kinda float there since they lack any ground

#

same happened to me with a grunt/menace group, they we're just stuck in the air and had no response

fierce matrix
#

^

lapis lodge
#

yeah i've seen it happen to the odd swarmer here and there

fierce matrix
#

Or you mine the terrain out from under them

lapis lodge
#

first time i've seen it happen to that many though xD

keen pebble
#

on higher difs the game will try to spawn more enemies at once for swarms and cave gen, and since they naturally spread out overtime you dont notice it, but since their spawn put them on invalid ground all of them got stuck

earnest bobcat
vernal blade
#

Back where you landed

fair dock
#

it's fun playing with fester fleas in radioactive region

they end up killing themselves on radioactive crystals

keen pebble
#

when you spook the flea and it just straight up phases through 5 seperate walls into a completely different tunnel system

earnest bobcat
#

Fucking finally

vernal blade
#

Nice! Was about to ask if you needed a hand with that :D

earnest bobcat
#

It's a solo mission so I couldn't even invite you

compact jungle
#

ah yes, fester fleas

#

thankfully i've only had some laughs from them so far-

#

like when i spooked it on accident and it promptly threw itself into a lava geyser and died-

vernal blade
#

My first contact with one was me hearing a chirp from further in the tunnel and asking my friend if he heard it as well. Then suddenly a flea zips past us both. Gave us a good run for it as well

restive pagoda
#

tis all the mines are missing

distant ember
#

Gunner Mk6 armor leaked

#

Driller Mk4 and Mk5 are basically exosuits already

restive pagoda
#

nah im talkin helldivers style in a seperate drop pod

#

make the one thing that can deal with dreadnoughts head on without having to flank but it costs ALOT of nitra to call in

analog lichen
#

Costs 300 nitra for mech suit and it has durability or time limit on usability once started up or right after it lands.

distant ember
#

So a mech

#

Not a suit

humble jasper
#

Supply pod turns into a suit of power armor

surreal tartan
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A dwarf mecha suit, where all 4 dwarfs merge into one mega dwarf. Power Dwarfs

distant ember
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A suit implies something you wear

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Like power armor

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A mech is more of something you pilot

surreal tartan
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We need Power Dwarfs.

restive pagoda
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@analog lichen i think it should be 500, too easy to get 300

analog lichen
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Fair enough

surreal tartan
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I think it'd be neater for it to be something similar to Bet-C.

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Might have it cost nitra to start repair after defeating it, though.

analog lichen
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I'm imagining like the armor from fallout

restive pagoda
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nah let Bet-C be her own thing

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im imagining titanfall

analog lichen
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It opens up, you step inside, proceed to shred bugs

restive pagoda
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still opens up, still step in, still shreds

analog lichen
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But I'm imagining something the size of a supply drop coming down and some panels popping off to reveal a suit that can still get through the standard tunnels instead of a mech the size of a drop pod coming down that couldn't traverse the narrow tunnels

restive pagoda
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and for karls sake will someone make a paxel already? its like the perfect dwarf tool

analog lichen
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Like when a new dwarf joins the crew, about that size

restive pagoda
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no no no not nearly the size of a full blown drop pod i was thinking maybe double the height of a dwarf and be able to either barrel through tunnels or make their own

analog lichen
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I'm still in favor of power armor over a mech. Plus let's be honest, do we really think the DRG company would spend more on mechs that probably aren't coming back instead of just some power armor that we can just keep on for the rest of mission and bring back in the drop pod?

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I had and idea, so I made this.

restive pagoda
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i need a "peeerrrrrfect" meme for that

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also i just discovered the perfect heavy metal for drg

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Sabaton

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playing Ghost Division in the background while tearin through swarms on a haz 5

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MMMM

loud nebula
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I wonder what favorite meal is for dwarfes

karmic wyvern
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beer

drifting prism
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red sugar

distant ember
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๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ kick

compact ice
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Barrel pizza

warm citrus
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Would eat

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Management, take notes.

proven dirge
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I appreciate the kurzgesagt reference megashadeslayer

compact jungle
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ah yes
the 12,020 people-

distant ember
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i wish i got a screenshot but i had a mission called "heavy heart"

placid kraken
distant ember
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He took the mug out of his ass

torn raft
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the poop mug

distant ember
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Either that or his backpack doubles as a coffee machine

novel shadow
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

placid kraken
flint otter
naive nest
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Well if you remove a girl then itโ€™s definitely a deep rock joke

open arch
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nah, see, the boy IS the pitiful donkey. The girl just be loading 'im up with all her loots

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she just needs him to carry her bags while she keeps looking for that perfect diamond.

naive nest
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Wait

There isnโ€™t diamonds in hoxxis though

Heโ€™s gonna be carrying her bags forever

open arch
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pitiful ain't it? ๐Ÿ˜›

naive nest
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Well, send him some nitra, a gun and the pod

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The girl will learn not to search for that long

open arch
placid kraken
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the boy is behind the donkey and the girl is the gun and that donkey is bet-c we've cracked the code

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this pic is clearly from shallow stone nebula featuring humans