#drg-memes-no-talk
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ye
this is my dwarf fortress
Minecraft
why am I now imagining a mix of the mission impossible theme and the pillar men song?
and why do I REALLY want to hear it?
Bosco when you tag a Fester Flea 167 meters away
dwarf fortress is what mission control sees
obviously
mission control isnt actually watching they just have a radar ping them for enemy waves or when you do stuff, otherwise he's playing dwarf fortress
barrel-themed OC
Imagine a reverse mission. You're the glyphids trying to defend eggs alieneggs, and suddenly you hear "The dwarves are upon you."
"Alright bugs, this time you're hunting barrels. Dwarf barrels. Queen wants them, don't ask why."
That'd be a cool alternate mode
sounds like a Halloween thing, glyphid based hat
or just make all dwarves look like glyphids and give glyphids beards
they could make a deep rock galactic but you play as the glyphids
"Alright glyphids, we have a large dwarven drop pod coming to your location. We've given you a xynach covered BET-C to assist in your mission. Good Luck"
"Boy, that Glyphid Queen really has a comfy job"
Our classes being grunt guard, grunt slashes, acid spitter, and mactera bomber
loot bug is their mule
Looty
L.O.O.T - Living Organism of Treasury
Way to take the low hanging fruit
Your point?
Anyone could have made that joke lol. "Thing drops you right on top of arguably strongest thing in the game, and you die".
Again, your point?
its a meme channel
i laughed lol
we're not really here to be inellectual
It's a bad meme. Barely a joke lol
It's a meme, even if it's a crap meme it's a meme
So get the stick out of your ass and chill
i laughed more now a joke is being judged lol
Seeeeeethe
This ended up better than I hoped
Has anyone made an "always has been," space man meme for DRG yet? The spaceman with the gun should be a driller holding c4.
Not that I've seen
That sounds like a good joke
You joke,but thats a decent idea,Scoops.
What would the planet be?
IDK, I would make it myself if I had that half of the joke down.
wait it's all magma core?
It was all magma core from the start
I don't think that joke would work for drg
"Wait, it's all Karl?"
Management, witness eliminated, dumping the body on the usual spot
Wait, it's all cave leeches/spitballers/other annoying enemy
"I know where Karl is, it's so bloody obvious" Karl was the planet the entire time, in plain sight.
The whole playing glyphid thing.
He is stuck at the cargo bay for 6 months now @knotty nacelle
Also,I just had a bug idea.
Okay so say it
How do they even carry you you're at least thrice their body weight given how slender they look, along with all that armour and equipment
very carefully
Yeah, 'they' do know actually.
If Mactera Grabbers are Child Grabbers (Casually Approach Child)
What're Cave Leeches?
bees have powerful muscle https://rupress.org/jcb/article-pdf/108/5/1761/377403/1761.pdf
I don't know but I do know that errors were made in the initial calculations of bee flight, that didn't correspond to the then current laws of aviation.
Not to mention Trawlers
Each Barrel is a Dead Dwarf, Hence the Oddly Coloured Barrels Much Like the Dwarves
Creepypasta material?
@dawn turtle Quick, make an engie meme to teach people about how bees fly!
to teach people about how scouts fly*
they probably already have that after drinking the smart stout :v
If the barrels are colour coded for dead dwarves....
All the barrel hoop barrels are yellow...
Are we cremating dwarves in the hoop..?
Yep
This is so sad
Alexa play NO
Sending them off the way they'd have wanted, by other drunk dwarves
Leaf Lovers cremate their dead with gay fire arrows.
True Men cremate their dead by tossing them drunkingly into a dunking hoop of fire.
How do you tell gay fire from regular fire?
It was fired by a leaf lover.
Its more...flamboyant.
And their fancy pancy wooden sticks with little leaves on 'em.
Am i just too old to understand this or do i need to download a different kind of autism
Probably both
We evolved from fred the movie to laughing at static
N'aw, other way around, you're too autistic to understand it, and need to download a different kind of old.
I mean what.
But true enough.
I need to steal the declaration of independence so i can download George Washingtons autism
You can respond to most things with an oversaturated image and a letter.
Deep fry it, bit of distortion, a single letter chef's kiss
I need to steal the Declaration of Karldependence so we can access Management's files in order to know where they're hiding production of Leaf Lover Special so that we can properly shut down it's production against Management's orders. In short, Management is Leaf Lovers hiding as Dwarves, it's why we only see a picture of Mission Control
You cant say that stuff out loud they will come for you
They can't stop me, I've had no sleep and drank 4 Smart Stouts without pauses in between!
It's why they won't let us dance, or play with barrels, or bring barrels into missions!
But completely fine with abandoning dwarves in dark mines!
Also remind me to recreate the national treasure movie poster with dwarves
typo fixed
I was 'bout to say, you're missing a slide.
does leaf lovers remove the drunk effect or is it a even bigger meme?
On accounts from my leaf lover friend I am embarressed to call him so, it removes it.
True dwarves dont know what it does they only know its leaf lovers so they avoid it
More of a backup mineral carrier than friend.
We always stare at him menacingly when he blocks the bar with leftover leaf lovers.
He's the worst kind.
When you're halfway through getting to the edge of blackout drunk, and there's three mugs of leaf lovers in the way.
If anybody orders leaf lovers pick up the mug and switch characters it sends the drink to the void where it belongs
i always drink a blackout to remove the effect lol
I see, I see, the more you know.
Otherwise, we always nominated one to be Dumbledore.
A great sacrifice for the rest of the team.
If any team member orders leaf lover bury him in the sand biome and pelt him with starch nuts until he dies. We call it Nutting
What 'bout Ebonuts?
Too valuable
Also, this may have been thought of before.
But have anyone considered Ya Yeeast Cones?
how many nuts does it usually take
Much n u t t
give em to a trawler and let em take em on a ri-
you're too young for it otherwise
I was jus' browsing le reddit, and found something like our dwarves are barrels.
death by trawler is literally the worst way to die
It's a.. trawble some way to go.
you ever had a-
i'm going to shatter you like glass
but yeah you ever had a scraped knee
That's just going to be a pane.
That is the best image ever
||It's a golden moment, quite so.||
lol i love to keep on marking/calling out trawler's dead body
How does mission control feel about this?
7/10 not the launch bay
Fortnite just got a major update and this part looks awfully familiar...
Which one
there are a lot of parts on that
I just mean it looks like the pickaxe customization to me
yes
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Than kill it for that sweet GOOOOOOLD.
Karl would be ashamed of you
All you need is a good pickaxe and a good beard
With these two, you are unstoppable
audiofile

Amazing
"You're a miner, Harry"
Wait. That's illegal.
Stage -1
if I would be the dev, I would say "is my game and I do what I want to :^3"
the more amusing part of this to me is the fact that it's lasted over an hour
Chances are it's more about bug squashing then
considering it's approaching two, i'd agree
Finally on my first promotion assignment after 34 hours of play
wait this isn't general
nope
shh
The meme is
Its not a meme
There is no meme, Give me your minerals
fancy loot bug
Cuz it's a beautiful photo โค
because I love it โค๏ธ
the amazing part is that Nahtu drew this before the patch that made loot bugs monch on lose ores
thats because i always think about eating
The levitating drunkard
Anyone have a picture of a rolled up shellback I can use?
Can't find any through the google
Could also try grabbing a still from here should the UI end up bugging you too much https://www.facebook.com/JoinDeepRock/videos/2164128000310575/
somebody said payday in here once so i made this shit
@vague spade
/// GLYPHOID ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///
Nice @distant ember
@floral ridge
yes, more loot raptors!
@floral ridge you just got diggy dunced
I feel like there should be an Oh NO comic for DRG
"hey, I'm making this tunnel bigger, it connects to the room now."
SWARM IS HERE
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"ok, we made a bunker"
Popcornio the Bulky spawns
โโ โโ
Glyphids: Why are you excluding us
Dwarves in Driller's tunnel: Oh no
pog
pog grunt
bottom text
You've heard of red sugar, now get ready for-
red sugar is just crystalized bath salts, change my mind
Nope, just giant sprinkles
it's the reason kids love cinnamon toast crunch!
Kings support Kings!
I felt like making a DRG shitpost, so here you go.
You can follow me over at https://www.twitch.tv/1tater if you like, that'd be pretty cool. :)
here have a shitpost
this has the opposite energy to gunner doing the exact same pose but with that frisbee device with lights on it
red sugar is just crystalized bath salts, change my mind
i mean it is highly addictive
When you're off mining during downtime and a Driller approaches you with c4
also i notice that is the hat and armour exclusive to content creators
question
Is there already some kind of Golden Wind meme with Driller getting up with Iron Will?
Glyphid Dreadnougt: Finally, we downed the Driller
Driller getting up with IW and Berserker:
https://youtu.be/2MtOpB5LlUA?t=226
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind Ost
Giorno Theme
"Il vento d'oro"
Or epic tiktok piano meme song
Enjoy
Please dont get taken down smh
Okay now you're making sense
But i usually take that build on gunner for his shields and dps
music suddenly stops after 11 seconds and driller falls down again
Also he literally has a cosmetic called "berserker"
well i wouldnt know that
my Gunner is literally lvl 2 

even if the driller had the vampire perk, he wouldn't even get any health from small bugs, just medium and large bugs
damn we need some more memes in here
it is now my headcanon that Deep Rock Galactic and Hardspace Shipbreaker take place in the same universe
we only need 1 more boost on this server
@queen dragon now i want to make some art for that thx
youre welcome
is misread and expected Rasputin
lmao
also if you say that i infact did not make it, i'll show proof that my friend asked me for it
eh,
he w a l k
yes
Message from management: Stop

๐
Message from management: Continue
Starch Nut
Ah yes
i saw this a while ago in here and decided to actually make it
finally, driller is down, now we can go harass the engineer!
@acoustic vigil I think that's caused by the host's system clock being set to a time other than what DRG expects it to be given the timezone they're in.
tl;dr: timezone/system clock weirdness/sync issues
I'm basing this partially on the fact that your mission refresh timer is based on your system clock, so if you/a friend drift out of sync you can see different missions than one another
Theoretically, assuming I'm correct in how I think it's working.
And by cheese I assume you mean "change my system clock to see an old mission rotation"
me who actually spent reverse time in the caves: 
when you were just 2 weeks from retirement, but it just became 3 weeks again
Why not both?
you greedy dwarf!
a greedy dwarf is a proper dwarf.
If you and the boys don't happily chant GOLD whenever you see it and abandon all objectives to mine it, including extracting with molly you're not a proper dwarf
Don't worry about the scout in the cave leech
Mine gold
Is that
bosco?
The reconnaissance sniper?
ROCK AND STONE! Another Prosnorkulus fan!
My engineer is robotnik
The Beer Burglars strike again
You boys look like youโre ready to steal some eggs
Hoxxes eleven
So I made the stupid mistake of accidentally typing deep rock galactic as deep rick galactic to a friend
And they made so many rick sanchez jokes about DRG
โThese are DWARFS Morty! They only know two things Morty! ROCK and STONE and we need to get them both if we want their bittergems!โ
It's a me!
MARIO
what are the cosmetics for the thief scout set
SWING YOUR PICK FROM SIDE TO SIDE
It'd make for funny... Picktures....
Also, DRG's less than clever quote
Boulder and Pebble
Pogs O' Gold
POG
can we get some pots in me
I'm glad I'm not the only one making my engineer Dr robotnik
Saw this on steam
For context, I drilled to the dropod in a salvage mission, and drilled right underneath a resupply and it whacked me in the head and downed me. Almost failed this weeks EDD
Glorious
People complaining about drilling to the pod?
Just make the entire map out of resupply pods
Listen
When molly takes to the roof
Youโll wish you had that driller
Molly ditching you through the roof is an ill omen
use the terrain scanner you complongus
@surreal wagon
This needs to be a voiceline when you're waiting for the team in the droppod
Do we all remember what to do with error cubes?
We need to get 5 of them and shove it somewhere
I've only seen 1
Clearly we must raid the rig storage to obtain 5 error cubes
with a glitch you can get 5 dwarves in a game so maybe 1 dwarf with 1 error cube each
each take 1 to the error helix
was the bug intentional? is that why it was reintroduced when it was patched earlier?
double down on it I say. Make it a resource for a special beer.
"Unknown Ale"
See resources (apoca blooms, crystals and so on) through walls within a certain distance.
anyone who reposts is a pointy eared leaf lover
Iโd say theyโre as bad as a green-chin. ||(orc)||
I feel like I need the Fatboy OC image explained to me
grenade launcher become big nuke gun
The OC literally makes your gun fire nukes.
also i think fallout is involved
What's up with devs playing stage zero DDs? I wonder whether that means DDs are getting expanded.
the nukes that you fire also set off an area of radiation damage
Ah okay, I'm not very far in the game and I've only played Scout
People is that unoriginal
Wtf
thats called "working for free"
YEA
@karmic wyvern Nah at that point you're paying DRG to let you work
damn
They screwed up the mission so badly they get a negative salary
feels nice to remember that the first and second pinned memes in this channel were mine
they tried to siphon gold and exp from the mule during the mission so management sent down a squad of boscos to stop them
they also smuggled barrels on the drop pod
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everyone remembers their first.
Ok miners. Glyphid ass. Company wants it. Don't ask why.
I quit.
evacuate and ejaculate
what has happened in here
This is getting out of hand. I apologize. Someone C4 me already.
mission control: management is concerned and wants you to go back to kicking barrels
"Im going to ask why"
mission control says we should go back to the mission instead of blowing eachother up with C4 and making as many steeves as possible to make them mate
what the fuck was in that oily oafs
Must not be quite as "Safe For Work" as the label lets on...
Attention. Due to the NSFW nature of the jokes, this page must be destroyed.
Grab your C4 and get to work.



There is for the dreadnought, it's been around for a while
part of the transition from greenbeard to greybeard
stop dancing and get back to work
twisty
painful memories

got pretty frisky in here, didn't it?

Feelssadman
bet you find a helmet
just like the old text's said
karl wasnt once a divine god i know it sounds like blasphemy
he was just a dwarf like all us once
someone say thicc dreadnought butts?
noobody said that
anyways
it was the 3rd dive into hoxxes
they were well prepared and even had a couple of bet-c's
what they didnt prepare for where the charge suckers of course
first encounter with them
the battle mules just started shooting everything but the bugs
and of course the glyphids took this oppertunity to strike
one of the biggest swarms recorded to date
only 3 got out alive
the last one left down there was fighting with all his might and energy left
to make shure that the rest got out
legend says that he is still down there pickaxing away at every glyphid he encounters with a seemingly infinite will
XD
LOL

GOOLLD
he'd be like
i do
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Karl memed so hard he died
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karl would be approve of this
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Someone please do the Rocket + baby Groot meme with scout or another class and driller
"I am boom"
Whereโs pog plant
๐คธโโ๏ธ
๐ฆฝ 
not bad for a first try

can't we just train lootbugs to collect minerals for us without the risk of big dwarf death
we could even give them guns
yeees
now that would be adorable
pog is pog
"if pogbreather isn't the next discord emoji, i'm retiring. just kidding, it will." - scout
that means "effort". i'm not aiming for that.
it's already perfect
"if the error cubes dont get there own biom i'm retiring just kidding it will"
Ever seen the barrel biome?
error cube biome should just be memes
can't find any good pics of breather
pogger with driller eyes and beard?
what about those gross wall eye things
give them to molly.
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Recorded from Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus (2019)
I found it. An image of the forgotten holy lands. Barrel Biome. https://i.redd.it/rgwokv20z7m21.png
Hmmmmmmmm
""""drilling""""
"Who's up for some DimmaDeep DimmaDivin'?"
ez black box ๐
pro
Management couldnt find it but they just misplaced it and found it under some paperwork
they just quietly ticked that to a 0 after they found it
This new enemy type is utterly roofless.
I'll see myself out.
naedocyte leech
That'd be TERRIFYING
They will be mad
What should I understand by "no diggy diggy hole reposts"?
If it includes the song Diggy Diggy Hole, it's likely a repost, so don't
Does it also count any form of saying anything with that phrase? Such as, idk, saying "you just got diggy diggy hole'd"?
in short: yes
Basically "Hey guys this song would fit for this game" "YES WE KNOW STOP SAYING THAT"

Engineer don't do it oh fu-
He has his airpods in he can't hear us oh god
moment
The naedocyte pogger
@distant ember for why is no diggy song is long time ago many people have spam the song so the dev and admin got enought of it and warning now about this
for why is no diggy song is long time ago many people have spam the song so the dev and admin got enought of it and warning now about this
Pardon?
thats not english
People diggy diggy song too much and big dwarf bossmang said, "shut"
When management feels generous and gives you a 0 black box objective
Someone else posted a similar thing. Deep Dive might be bugged
Or the Dwarves are due holiday time
Summer holidays 
i mean, i was happy when i saw "no black box" x)
Black Box and Aquarqs are a mean combo, true
and that how you easy win a deep dive elite
Pardon a greenbeard question, but is Blackbox similar to uplinking?
I can imagine lots of bulks spawning
Ty 
whats that white and gold color from?
thats Regal Aegis, the second helmet and cosmetic assaignment
ah damn it only looks like that on driller
the pog creature got a new hat from the merch store
he look like not happy at all about it
What are we calling these? Dwarven Pancakes? Plascakes?
Please don't eat the plastcrete foam
can you resist the temptation of the forbidden cheese
make sure to use repellent so the bugs don't eat your cheese
Is repellent even that effective? I barely notice it working
It does work and it works very well
Thing is the bugs will walk over it if there's no other route, or too long of a walk around
As long as you keep that in mind it can be pretty effective
Glyphid armour when?
the glyphids already have armor
Kinky 
nothing more intimidating than walking up to someone wearing the skin/shell of their species
Give me cave leech armor with those sweet floppy physics
fleshy
cheese wheels โค๏ธ
i think this is normal they would make us do a swarm event in a swarm event ๐
Wait, is this week's Deep Dive just bugged, or is that "0/0 blackboxes" just something that gets reposted?
Mactera Plague? name checks out
i have all the ziplines
open in original because steam likes to save screenshots as jpg
oh god that screenshot really didnt save well, damn, kinda ugly, at least i immortalized my tangled ziplines
Anyone up for a match of minesweeper?
im callin 4,8 to start
BOOM
@dim flare yeah bro lets play
Watch out tho, I use the Fatman Overclock.
I knew the devs are doing something about the deep dives
In the first cave, in the first swarm, when the rocks first trembled, one stood. Burned by the embers of magma, his soul charred by the fires of the core and tainted beyond recognition, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his blitzed hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Magma Core seeking vengeance against the dark queen who had wronged him. He wore the medals of Honor, and those that tasted the wrath of his pickaxe named him... the Blazed Miner I dont know if this is even a meme anymore, im legitimately enjoying making these, and I still have 6 more to go. posting them here tho cause why not I guess
why/how is it even bugged, the deep dive black box thing
If an objective fails to load into the cave, it counts it automatically towards the goal to prevent a softlock
glyphids when a dwarf eliminates their community
Just pretend there was no blackbox in this weeks DD
known issue, its due to it failing to load in so it auto completes
i knew it
This proves that smart stout is the dwarvest of them all.
At least I don't see it here.
it wasn't in the press kit lol
Remember, dwarves
Not four
Not six
You need five cubes
And you need to put them somewhere
What could that be...
@keen pebble were you the one that did the blurb about Karl still being in Haz 10 fighting forever, keeping them all busy so we may mine?
cuz that was good Doom esque stuff
what if we put 5 cubes in the launch tube?
we might get fired by management but maybe we can then join the R&D
@valid bear
What are we calling these? Dwarven Pancakes? Plascakes?
Pringles
WE ARE UBREAKABLE
Thats a lot of Scouts, hope you dont encounter a swarm 
What are you talking about? That's clearly the Engineer with customisation options
He has a grenade launcher and everything
above the image
Thanks, didnt know i need that, but it brightened up my day
your welcome
long
more importantly, "shit.... anvils..." someone hasn't had enough Blackout.
when did dwarves hate kobolds? all we hate is leaf loving elves
so i tried to make a drinking game where you order black out stout and a leaf lovers speacil and then drink the stout and the leaf lovers before you pass out
it did not work
blackout is to strong for leaf loving shit to work
drinking leaf lovers is never fun
black out stout then leaf lover's
all you'd get is passing out with a crap taste in your mouth
mhm
cube
It's FULL OF MAGIC
C U B E
@rocky talon by the time of deep rock, dwarves have eliminated kobolds completely, thus sating the grudge.
exactly!
ok
Lay off the red sugar, there's no such thing as "magic"
magichnology
developed by mathemagicians
kobolds are thieves
Kobolds are per definition dragon-related and therefore not cute but dangerous and scaly
I rest my case
we need a a dragon species
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yes?
To exterminate it? Yes.
no
no
no
no
no
"worthless but fun to destory"
no
dreads but with wings
that iswhat i am thinking
so elim missons are what thy are they are for
bugs who found lost equipment and are now drunk and have a gun
so Steeve?
making it a steeve gives it a beard
steeve is a good boye and wouldnt drink on the job
what are you on
still want to be able to feed Steeve spare red sugar and heal him
Let us mount Steeve like a war horse
looks like someone drank some smart stout
I only drink smart stout
from what I hear the effects of that are... fleeting, at best.
thats why you gotta wear one of those beer hats
Drinking yourself to geniality.
E to slap
Them new collectibles on RE3 sure are interesting
"Good work team" good to know management appreciates Bosco too
Bosco โค๏ธ
I think not appreciating Bosco is a fireable offence.
not appreciating lloyd is punishable by forced haz 5 solo with no bosco
and that's why i always thank Lloyd whenever i get a drink and if i don't have any other dwarves to drink with I always make a cheers to Lloyd
an overclock, I think its called Ice Spear?
Driller has the mastery of ice and fire
can it do that from full health?
I think the OC is called snowball
You press reload and fire a massive projectile
50 ammo per shot and it heats up your weapon, too
I remembered before the snowball overclock was broken and just sucked ammo instead of making a projectile
Oh
Which overclock is that?
ice spear most likely
It is ice spear
Massive kinetic and some aoe damage
But it tanks your ammo
I just use it for dreads and long range sniping.
My epc is dedicated entirely to mining
Wait it's all rock and stone?
To the bone.
Which overclock is that?
@naive nest That was Ice Spear
Ice Spear ๐
Wait until we have a carapace graveyard biome
Yesh please
Like elephant graveyard but for glyphids
@lyric dust I did it
"Wait, its all Karl?"
There we go
always has been
I always wonder if hoxxes IV was just a planet made up of different planets
F
Guess I got to move to a different mining company
Damn, wonโt get the satisfaction of working with deep rock though
Other companies probably donโt shoot bugs
@urban kettle big fan of your vids
Ever wonder why Hoxxes IV is shattered? The Elven Mining Guild cracked it with a thermonuclear minehead. This, of course, angered the local wildlife, which promptly destroyed all remaining elven mining equipment and devoured many elf miners. The only corporation brave enough to continue to mine Hoxxes IV was a little-known corporate entity known as Deep Rock Galactic, who assumed control of the system after the elves were driven out by their own patheticness.
and that's how deep rock grew to became the number one mining company on the market
And that is how I met your mother
all because some twig proportioned, pointy eared leaf lovers said "ew bugs launch the nukes"
Wait we complain about leaf loving elves using nukes
But weโre ok with engineer using a nuke
at least the engineer can handle it for more than 5 seconds
engineer doesnt have twigs for arms
big ole boulder arms
Oof Carpet Bomber is literally the last OC I will get for gunner
i got carpet bomber as my second one,,
my first one was magic bullets though so it evens out
ThankyoU!
I kid you not, I got ALL OCs for gunner, except for carpet bomber
Someone kill me. I got one blank, I bet I won't even get a choice to get gunner OC
Ah geez
I told you so
maybe we could co-op DRG and run it by it's employees? :3รง
A bunch of violent, drunk miners? It won't change day to day business operations, let's do it.
Rock n stone 
biggest DRG meme IMO = BET-C pitbull when you fight it, fluffy kitten when on your side. what that is not a meme that is a fact.
what kinda kitten has machineguns and a grenade launcher?
The best kind
yet another repost since im tired
when the gunner gets a good angle on a dreadnought
Can you do "BIG OOF"
New MC dialog?
oh shite
Deep dive stage 4!?
Uh oh! You friccin moron! You just got LEECHED! Call for help from your team without telling them to look up to totally LEECH them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H4gzsw8MrU what dwarfs see the lootbugs and steeves as
Bouncy marshmellows :) Some say you can hear those boing noises when they walk. prepare yourself for Fluffiness overload.
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what about this repurposed boomer dad meme is obscure
The fact that I seem to be only one who ever posts it in my circle

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i got a friend that calls the breathers "muppets"
Muppets
You know i can kinda see it but that doesn't make it easier to process
Like one of those infinite staircase paintings except way more disturbing
Pogchamps
Is this Karl?
Oh wow
The counter is pretty janky at times, sometimes it even displays negative time lol
MAKING A REPOSIT
muppet poggers
moggers
DRG and YTPMV is a weird combination
Might try Brain Power next, if it even works out for me
Finished the 2nd karl testament, imma do the 3rd before i forget, if you want to compare it to the original let me know
Tempered by the radiance of the core, his iron will remained steady through the labyrinth that preys upon trespassers. For he alone was the Sole Wanderer, the Scorched Hunter, who sought vengeance in all quarters, high and low, frozen and charred, in the start and the finish, and he hunted the slaves of Hoxxes with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the deep as none but glyhid has before
what touhou song is this
Think it's necrofantasia, hold on imma check
no
yea I cant pin the song down
Hoxxes slayer
Drg edition
Your walking through the caves, thereโs no dwarves around and your comms are dead. Out of the corner you spot him, mission control
He's following you, about thirty feet back
He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint, heโs gaining on you mission control
Youโre looking for the drop pod but youโre all turned around, heโs almost upon you now, and you can smell leaf lover on his breath, BY THE BEARD THEREโS LEAF LOVER EVERYWHERE!
When some random joins your session and hits the button for the drop pod as you're looking for batteries for a loot box.
Still waiting for someone to make a face in Crassus Gold
@lyric turtle I'll do that next time if I can remember
I once finished a gold rush w/ a crassus and pots o' gold with over 3000 gold
Found it
The gold suit really completes it.

@gusty coral Nice to meet another Tenno. One of culture, no less.
Clem! Grakata!
Demo man
so i made a hole with fat-man nukes, im about 10m into the hole already to see the bottom of it
you can see the flares at the bottom, but sandstorm started right as i took the photo
and I already lost 2 lives falling down into said hole
the team when a dread swarm hits but we dont know what we're doing
Madness!?
PANIC
i believe it happens when they try to spawn on terrain that doesnt exist, so they just kinda float there since they lack any ground
same happened to me with a grunt/menace group, they we're just stuck in the air and had no response
^
yeah i've seen it happen to the odd swarmer here and there
Or you mine the terrain out from under them
first time i've seen it happen to that many though xD
on higher difs the game will try to spawn more enemies at once for swarms and cave gen, and since they naturally spread out overtime you dont notice it, but since their spawn put them on invalid ground all of them got stuck
Where the f u c k is the last fester flea
Back where you landed
it's fun playing with fester fleas in radioactive region
they end up killing themselves on radioactive crystals
when you spook the flea and it just straight up phases through 5 seperate walls into a completely different tunnel system
Nice! Was about to ask if you needed a hand with that :D
It's a solo mission so I couldn't even invite you
Well at least I now qualify for a promotion
ah yes, fester fleas
thankfully i've only had some laughs from them so far-
like when i spooked it on accident and it promptly threw itself into a lava geyser and died-
My first contact with one was me hearing a chirp from further in the tunnel and asking my friend if he heard it as well. Then suddenly a flea zips past us both. Gave us a good run for it as well
tis all the mines are missing
nah im talkin helldivers style in a seperate drop pod
make the one thing that can deal with dreadnoughts head on without having to flank but it costs ALOT of nitra to call in
Costs 300 nitra for mech suit and it has durability or time limit on usability once started up or right after it lands.
Supply pod turns into a suit of power armor
A dwarf mecha suit, where all 4 dwarfs merge into one mega dwarf. Power Dwarfs
A suit implies something you wear
Like power armor
A mech is more of something you pilot
We need Power Dwarfs.
@analog lichen i think it should be 500, too easy to get 300
Fair enough
I think it'd be neater for it to be something similar to Bet-C.
Might have it cost nitra to start repair after defeating it, though.
I'm imagining like the armor from fallout
It opens up, you step inside, proceed to shred bugs
still opens up, still step in, still shreds
But I'm imagining something the size of a supply drop coming down and some panels popping off to reveal a suit that can still get through the standard tunnels instead of a mech the size of a drop pod coming down that couldn't traverse the narrow tunnels
and for karls sake will someone make a paxel already? its like the perfect dwarf tool
Like when a new dwarf joins the crew, about that size
no no no not nearly the size of a full blown drop pod i was thinking maybe double the height of a dwarf and be able to either barrel through tunnels or make their own
I'm still in favor of power armor over a mech. Plus let's be honest, do we really think the DRG company would spend more on mechs that probably aren't coming back instead of just some power armor that we can just keep on for the rest of mission and bring back in the drop pod?
I had and idea, so I made this.
i need a "peeerrrrrfect" meme for that
also i just discovered the perfect heavy metal for drg
Sabaton
playing Ghost Division in the background while tearin through swarms on a haz 5
MMMM
I wonder what favorite meal is for dwarfes
beer
red sugar
๐ข๏ธ 
Barrel pizza
I appreciate the kurzgesagt reference megashadeslayer
ah yes
the 12,020 people-
i wish i got a screenshot but i had a mission called "heavy heart"
technically a repost but with a small edit
the poop mug
Either that or his backpack doubles as a coffee machine
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there's a deep rock joke in here somewhere
Well if you remove a girl then itโs definitely a deep rock joke
nah, see, the boy IS the pitiful donkey. The girl just be loading 'im up with all her loots
she just needs him to carry her bags while she keeps looking for that perfect diamond.
Wait
There isnโt diamonds in hoxxis though
Heโs gonna be carrying her bags forever
pitiful ain't it? ๐
Well, send him some nitra, a gun and the pod
The girl will learn not to search for that long
I just picture something like this, but donkey on the move and more in a chaingun style -



