#drg-memes-no-talk
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I'm currently making props and modular pieces for part of an asteroid colony. I'm going to take a bit of inspiration from the space rig.
Problem is until this week I was swamped with homework thanks to the quarantine, and I have fallen way behind
none of them are even UVd or textured yet
how do i put pics on here
on pc there should be a plus button next to the chat bar
Picture of a driller that you put back on feets because he went down by Kamikaze C4 a bulk detonator (but failed). And see he is down again by doing the same mistake.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/700255439438217238/2Q.png
We spent 90% of the mission looking for a crate
@timber folio @bitter violet @amber narwhal
That mission time
Bulk?
no it was the drillers C4
who the hell comes up with these names. JAMES COME DOWN HERE!
We should ask mission control about it
Noble Armpit
i wonder if drg wiki has the answer to why mission control needs eggs
to make glyphid omlets for employees
apparently even PSA says there is glyphid omlets in the hall
but I never saw them
Is it just me, or is the space rig tilting?
Speaking of PSA
Ah finally reseen it
No
Where’s the shower?
just activate the fire alarm
we have fire alarms?
@fringe pier I am James
No need to maintain them once you're outside the core worlds where laws are enforced
but why do we have leaf lovers special at the bar
Cause management says so
Blackout Stout is the only valid way to sober up
Leaf lovers are there because those damn elves are rich
So they can pay deep rock to sell them
ANYTHING is better with bacon
And why would the bacon-shuttle being delayed cancel the entirety of breakfast? And this would mean that DRG is trading with Earth.
I'm glad I still had some spare glyphid roasted legs around.
Never understood management about canceling breakfeast just because of bacon.
Maybe it's because of the elves.
Has anyone actually seen where the omelettes are served?
Yeah, in the mess hall. We just can't get them since breakfast is always cancelled.
The bacon trade is a very cutthroat business.
THAT is why we are collecting these damn eggs...
ESPECIALLY with Bacon
someone needs to get driller a Tinder account to see if human women like him
Like he would stoop to such a level
A dwarf that can make a granite smoothie of such quality as the drillers' has all the dwarf ladies he can handle
but we are talking about human women not dwarf women, we already know that he has all the dwarf women he wants
idk just poppedin my mind
A dwarf wanting a human is one small step from a dwarf wanting an elf 
Are midgets hybrids then?
slowly draws fatboy Not another word about this.
i saw that mission control guy. he was the biggest dwarf i have ever seen.
An absolute unit
The rest of the space rig is dedicated to containing him
id say about 75% of the rig is just supporting him while the 25% is just everything else
Planet hoxxes is just one of his moons
He is that brown dwarf illuminating the space
youre all overthinking, just mine
well, my first missions as scout went well
Here is a picture that best describes it:
You can't fire me, we have the union.
dwarf : WHERE DID ALL THE NITRA GO AND WHY IS THERE SO MANY EMPTY RESUPPLY PODS!!! driller : uhhh... i don't know. ( driller standing in front of a gigantic hole that he made with C4 and also a C4 detonator in his hands )
That's my guilty interest
dwarf : WHERE DID ALL THE NITRA GO AND WHY IS THERE SO MANY EMPTY RESUPPLY PODS!!! driller : uhhh... i don't know. ( driller standing in front of a gigantic hole that he made with C4 and also a C4 detonator in his hands )
@fringe pier
Your not wrong
I just realized the driller is a mix between Vincenzo 'Vinny' Santorini and Gaetan "mole"
From Atlantis: lost Empire
lets hope a medic never gets added
Why was my meme deleted?
?
medics are heresy
Just because it has Knuckles in it doesn't mean it's degenerate
Ironic
I'll try again since it doesnt seem like there was something wrong with it
@harsh lotus - No politics/religion talk - we're here to have fun. Not to argue
from #welcome-and-rules
huh? I didnt think it was political but Fair enough
If we're gonna discuss a medic
Why not go the full length
Make it the most obnoxious class
Mobility tool? Personal jetpack
Support tool? Heal syringe that can give a Iron Will-esque effect on downed allies
Make the dwarf unreasonably German
I mean, Scout can fill the role of a medic...
We TF2 now?
ranged heal syringe
Or maybe the syringe heals allies and damages enemies? 🤔
ah, the weapon that made medic stupid OP
well, yes, that's what this syringe does, it heals allies and damages enemies
you can't heal what you consider dead

That was unexpected
Put that in suggestions
People have suggested that so many times
how many bulk variations are we gonna get 
I'm sure it's on the "maybe" list at ghost ship.
bulk, ghost bulk, gold bulk, radioactive bulk, ice bulk, steeve bulk, super bulk, acid bulk...
Steeve bulk?

steeve bulk=='friendly' bulk detonator with full friendly fire damage?
he's doing his best to help, we promise
yea right
Steeve bulk?
More like steeve hulk
What about a bulk that makes a sphere of platform compound
A bulk that releases a bunch of exploders when it dies
That then proceed to chase you
like a wolf spider?
like a wolf spider.
Like a wolf spider!
Like a wolf spider...
Like a wolf spider?
Like a spider wolf?
Like a wolf spider.
that is footage of a driller right there
Wait
Driller doesn’t have a beard
THIS WAS BEFORE
yes
@naive nest Here
Im gonna throw it on Ur back cuz you're Epic !
Ok so when we getting a Steve statue in the memorial hall?
When we mine enough gold to actual be able to make something so great
Then come with us in the mines you dense leaf lover
Driller @ scout when he says anything in the pod:
I FORGOT MY L U N C H B O X


"Why don't YOU hurry please!"
I once had been knocked down by the cave leech, i warned my teammates, but one was dumb enough to try and revive me immidietly. So I saw a dwarf being yoinked right in front of me and, frankly it was holerious...
i once was in a triangulation zone and there were 3 bulks
OoffoO
The devs hate you at that point
i killed them
Can i get the spitballers slot in bingo edited to spitballers janky weak points
Or someone wakes a spitballer 50m away and its jabky weakpoints dont accept your shots
Should add a slot where people jump in front of you when you shoot for no reasons, instead of walking under your line of fire.
Such a mood when using EPC with a charge shot build
Every game I play someone jumps when they were safe at the height they were, right in my face
maybe a mission failed by drillersC4
Too damn true
I'm a free dwarf
The Truman Show: Space Dorf Edition
I actually had the rare occurrence yesterday when Molly helped me by walking in front of me
She intercepted a dreadnought fireball
Get down, Mr. President!
It's a good thing DRG makes all their gear out of adamantium otherwise Molly would be even more of a pain
it's funny because our armors seem to be made out of cardboard
as someone said once "gear is expensive, personnel is replaceable"
F
OOF
F
jk i got it now lol
OOF
That is why i suggested the fasted speed be removed or the barrels drop faster D:
Huh...
they should call it Coronavirus Operation
Osteoporosis
molly should have ragdoll physics
like if a whole ass detonator blows up next top her
she'll go rolling across the room
or flying
i dunno how heavy she is
can someone calculate how many credits it would be to get the "if only I got paid for this" achievement with only beer mugs
ah why be lazy when I can do it myself
well then
1 point per beer mug, 3000 points needed, garbage beer runs you 25 credits a round, sheesh
75000 credits
you could jsut
and that's a LOT of Leaf Lovers
use the same beer mug
or wait
yeah no they dont get disintigrated
last I checked anyway
haz 5 mactera wasnt a fun time
that stuff is seriously screwed, they one shot you.
☹️
that is the most poetic thing i have ever heard * cries and claps *
just had this one
Unarmoured beards be like
no one:
DRG: cRaWLiNG iN mY SkiN
A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry
nuclear nukes
as opposed to fossil fuel nukes?
It wouldnt even leaf a scar
thats just watered down beer then
I didn't know Karl was american
as a cluster grenade using gunner I swear it's not on purpose, the blast radius is just that variable
(also I take 50% damage so I never realize how bad it actually is)
Nuclear nukes is pretty up there with wet water
less talk and more memes people
when the team of randoms doesnt follow your tunnels
in my experience cluster nade is a better vibe check
judging by the amount of times gunners fucking threw them at me
is not that they throw it at you, is that you are in bouncing range 
Theory : Every bearded class attracts explosives of non bearded classes like magnets
fool
assigning beards to classes based on default appearance
to make truly cursed dwarves you must look beyond that
@quasi yacht as a part-time driller I feel that
this one requires movement to truly appreciate the amount of flailing those braids do
el goblino
mr lips
it seems Mr lips has a long lost brother
Pretty much
if steeve swarmer could kill a bulk
There was also a new kind of mactera that would sort of grapple onto you and pull you around, it didn't disable you though
So Vipers from SC2
drillers ass is haunted but full of gold
Pots of gold please
id go into a haunted gold shaft
lets stop lewding the drillers cave pls

molly is fat molly she slow and annoying molly alway block your aim molly alway push you off the cliff the real enemy is not the glyphid but the machine
or a molly glitch out by moving around a spot and don't follow you
don't put your hatred on just the glyphid but also the fat and sloth molly
molly walk through the supply pod hole in low oxygen mission and leave you to suffocate 
@round hound
lewd the mule not the glyphids
YAMERO
a0ctually dont
oh no don't you dare bring that here Casul
i said actually don't
there is always someone that posts lewds of the MULE without her consent and thats illegal
Steeve is optional but Bosco is forever
lets not bring upon this cursed land who is and who isnt virgin
funny you say the robot with a feminine name is virgin 
d-dont


Does this really need a caption......
Hey, Idont wanna be "That guy" but i just finished editing my first ever video. Its called Deep Rock Galactic in a Nutshell. I tired to make it as funny and memey as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtoJitD3AZQ would love you to check it out!
Hi!
This is my first video I have ever edited. So please have mercy.
There will be more videos coming in the future of other games as well.
Shoutout to Lemm1ng for the Thubnail and for being the guy in the video!
Go drop a sub to my friend!
___________________________________...

OC
[attack of the glyphids intensifies]
max out your volume before playing this
combat positions theyre here!
Unable to locate the funny
Have you checked magma core?
I checked, nothing.
Molly probably pushed it off a cliff.
welp, rip
f
I see that this channel has trailed off again.
When does it not
loot raptor stole the funny
haha myes pyet loomt bug nyes
Its sad boi hours. Got my first gold bulk and was bout go finish mining all the gold when another bulk spawned and decided to be a sneeki chonk
F
@narrow nimbus want to know my honest opinion? I'd tone down the memes to about 80% of what it was in this video and imo the pauses for memes to play out were unnessesary (could just do without these). Other than that pretty good video for a first edit.
@narrow nimbus Same comment as retech (too much meme edited in) but I found it funny, would watch again.
But I don't know how much funny came because I understand German, even though I found the subtitles well done to compensate that. (Ließt sich grade kritischer als es ist.) Anyways, funny nonetheless, do continue, I want more of it

Und euer Dialekt ist super 
thanks for your open opinions! Will try to improve!
I wonder if it's edible 
Sadly
is not 
But it could be with the Dwarve's Choice Leaf Lover brew!
No, it's not made FOR leaf lovers!
It's made OF leaf lovers!
What if I want my
to be 
get out
tbh, I like the taste of
better than
, but really, I love
. I think I may be addicted
i like
, i don't know about
or
,but i gotta get me some of 
gotta kill 
Help i
and it ate my 
The
has the
this is not a drill
WOAH!!
WITH NO
!!!
These memes are 
Shut 🔼
That was 
What the 
when you spot the Huuli hoarder
Glorious
What happens when you give engie all the resup.
-happy engineer noises
He will make a foam fortress
I can give you any Karak you desire for the price of 10 resupply pods
Too bad you can only place foam horizontal and not vertical
Or diagonal for that matter
imagine placing a diagonal platform for your scout on the nitra vein 50 meters up
lmao
DWARF DOWN
imagine placing platforms
PGL jumping noises
OOF aaaah! OOF
can confirm
Hazard 2 !
Greenbeard!
he stopped
Or just testing the better equipment that has been secretly invested into
Yeah, propably just testing stuff

At 36 minutes into a haz 2, I hope that's the reason 😆
Also entirely possible they're showing somebody the ropes.
Lord knows I start on haz 2 when I'm just introducing somebody to the game. There's enough to learn without getting your butt chewed on by fifteen bugs at once.
Haz 3 and 4 are great combat games that include mining objectives.
Haz 2 is a great mining and exploration game that occasionally includes pest control.
Don't need this Sea of Thieves crap in this game
Nah, xtra huge map with 8 people would be awesome
Deeper dive and deepest dive
or a competition to see which team gets the most gold at the end of the deep dive
Yep. I think once a lot of what the devs want to do with the game is done they'll add the ability to make custom servers.
Because some of us have the internets to make 16 player servers with a 4x size map.
(dear karl that would be the most glorious thing ever)
Yeah, I think the game has the potential for custom games if the devs ever wanted to make it, and you just won't get rewards for it
a massive game with tons of people would be awesome
and having like cave leeches everywhere
a map editor would be cool too
Getting your resources to be the same across any server anywhere is an impressive feat if you ask me. The devs have worked really hard on DRG.
order 16 blackout stouts and have one person try to drink them all before they pass out
this kills the dwarf
Have to get an engie to rig up some sort of device to chug enough, can barely manage three before succumbing in the standard mug
Drink one then a leaf lover, then another, and another leaf lover
You would lose all dorf cred for drinking that many blackouts by drinking even the first leaf lover
HOW DARE YOU
By the end of the 16 it would still kill the dwarf by virtue of all the witnesses mercy-killing you
there is already such a device, its called a chug cone and its a gigantic cone with a hole in the tip of the cone
I've tested and a leaf lover won't save you
certain sacrifices must be made for the sake of science
i have seen moth man in the caves... its horrifying
if you drink a leaf lover you get a punch in the gut
and lose your reputation
Or five glyphid slammers in a row
depends on the mood
Or 12 oily oafs
Or Macatera brew until your suit is ruined forever
or not to drink anything at all
random asspull idea: Nitra Crassus Detonator
main explosion is slightly bigger, same as a bulk, and leaves sticky fire, smaller after-explosions are much much bigger and leave pockets of nitra
So I'm not the only one
wait driller has 3 ARMS
3 legs, actually
wtf is going on with that picture rofl
(I'll see myself out)
honestly it looks like some sort of RAID ad but has dwarfs on it
wth
honestly id rather see a mafia city ad then raid and lol ad
id listen to diggy diggy hole
rip lvl100 dwarf mafia
thats how deep rock works
3 bulks... that's how hoxxies works
that looks like a job for, mactera grabber!
some one make a lego city some one has fallen into le river meme with drg, i dont care what it is as long as its good
YO TODAY IS 4/20/2020 BABY

Instead of a river it would have to be a hole since there really isn’t rivers in the game
on 4/20/2020 (today) there will be 4 twenties
Now we need someone to pair our four dwarf classes into a jojo refrence
Four Steeves with the dwarves behind them as Stands.
One mega Steeve with 4 dwarves behind him
Steeve-tron, assemble!
300 IQ
What is? All I see is an Omen Modular Exterminator
Yep, magma core is a rough territory
the three stages of Driller
scout: says literally anything in the droppod
team of 3 drillers: 


Scout: "Does the pod always make that sound?"
3 Drillers, in harmony: "Shut up, we're trying to sleep!"
Friend: magma isnt so bad
Me: leaping over the 15 ground openings that just apeared on me....alone
casually mining
explosive maggot crawls right in front of you
dont step on it!
that's not very rock and stone of you

what leaf lover decided to do that... feed him to the mission control guy
"Why yes, I do bunker in salvage missions, how could you tell?"
The mission control... he really has a cozy job.
"I think putting proximity grenades in the triangulation zone is a great idea"
no but really what is the reasoning for doing that?
I see too many new players do that
"gee I dono why its always so dark in this game"
" man if only there was a way up"
"we keep getting overrun by swarms, If only we could somehow hold them back"
"I never use lead-storm because the accuracy is always so low, how do you use it?"
you mean bullet hell?
if accuracy is a problem you can just use the T1 mod for accuracy
Got some hard chargers on the servers today
that was joke referencing the gunner pic abov
careful there you might get in trouble for that
but I'm not funny enough 😦
you should have put that in quotes :D
?
u right damn
gunner: man i wish i could order a drop pod. scout: i wish i could see this cave. engi: man if only there was a way to plug up this hole. * driller C4 the entire team *
"haha cluster nade go ping popopopop*
driller: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
"haha cluster nade got my team to half hp ping popopopop"
cluster grenade when bunkering
pretty much
i think that "haha cluster nade go ping popopopop* is better than
"haha cluster nade got my team to half hp ping popopopop"
it would be funny if the driller actually snored on the way down and then wakes with a joult when the pod lands
wtf was that guy doing
science
brother.. its called angry pop rocks on a stick
- a man is augh-ing and then the refrigerator didn't like it so it KO him *
Most of the time they dont do too much damage to freindlies, but their wide distribution makes them more likely to hit teammates, thus why it is hated
nope.. a bulk detonator spawned in his refrigerator
The main reason I dont use cluster is because of its fuse time
If you try to bomb something too far below you the nade will burst above it doing minimum damage
just use stickies, they have more utility
I do
man if only drg would have workshop so i can make clusters go biggggggggggg boom
- sets cluster amount to over 9000
If the flames of the incendiary lasted a least a second longer it would be more useful for area denial
unfortunately the flames last long enough to roast half a marshmellow and the bugs pathfind around it
greenbeard scout ignoring your mineral markers
Driller satchel charge but it removes all the terrain
engineer platform gun but the platform material expands into the entire empty space suffocating everything
grapple gun but instead of pulling the scout it pulls the whole cave
That's...already what the grapple gun does though
no it pulls the scout
Nonsense. Scout is Karl in disguise, therefore he pulls the cave to him
That cant be true
Zipline but it can reach all the way from the cave to the space rig
man we should make some drg cursed images
nope
They watch your soul
n o p e
They can see your fear
they shall see my fire
They watch while you sleep
Ok?
I love events
45 blank core how that possible ?
I don't know
grinding
mmyes
When you keep mining Morkite even though you hit the quota 20 minutes ago: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700147324302786673/701925429136719932/Screenshot_20200420-173742.png
If you do that you are weird
looks like someone cannot diferentiate gnomes and dwarves
imo the quota should be a letter ranking with E being the minimum quota and D to A being a certain amount over the quota. With rewards slightly increasing with each rank.
I think it's already been suggested but I don't think they are adding it
Splendid finish
Every scout main when someone says the scout class is the worst
all i hear is dark in that mess
it's calling out to you
( 〇□〇)
( IO w Io )
Loot bug be like: (.oOowoOo.)
Surprised i haven't seen any 420 mems
Dwarves don't burn leaves for pleasure
dwarves and plants don't exactly get along all the time
They drink beer for it
Fair
what Karl found in the caves when he decided weed would be a good idea
that is severely cursed
QUICK, SOMEONE POST A PICTURE OF WHAT WOULD BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL IMMEDIATLY
Xen
thanks for the spoiler warning
your welcome
delet this
I'll delete it when I die a glorious death
YOU DARE CHALLANGE KARL!?
its like normal hell, but you hit your head a lot
You would need 14 error cubes so you would need to play like 280 missions for all of them.
I like those odds
10 if you get rid of the corners
If you're a cheapskate
i mean it would only be like 200 missions then
If I'm playing haz 4 and I i put a thing on my lobby saying please bronze or higher. And a level 5 joins I feel like I have the right to kick him.
Or I'm running an elite deep dive and people who just completed their first deep dive join in.
If I play haz 4 and a level 5 joins, I get to teach them how to play via trial by fire.

I do most of the time, but sometimes I get tired of being a teacher.
I rarely host anyway.
I host alot, I'm level 254 currently. I've seen my fair share of green beards. My favorite one was a driller being swarmed by swamers whilst he tried to pickaxe them all on haz 4. If only he had a flame thrower to instantly kill them. He went down to swamers.
The only reason I go down to swarmers is because I have a really bad habit of reloading at half ammo in the middle of a swarm
Can relate
recently I've gotten in a better habit of hosing the ground at my feet in sticky flames before I reload lol
Oh boy i shot 5 of my 110 autocanon bullets, better reload
You gotta make sure you have enough just in case there's a bigger emergency
AC gang rise up
Imagine reloading. -this post was made by the lead storm gang.
Imagine overheating. -this post was made by the auto cannon gang
Imagine two-handing guns
Imagine not being accurate- This post was made by Bulldog gang
Imagine not being able to Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. - This post was made by the Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt gang
Imagine using ranged weapons -this post was made by the pickaxe gang
Imagine going on missions - This post made by the blackout stout addicts anonymous gang
imagine not being reported -this post was made by the ERR://23¤Y%/ gang
imagine not being a supporter -this post was made by the supporter gang
Imagine reloading
Rise
Decline?


This post was made by the Born Ready gang
Imagine existing on the material plane -This post was made by the lower planes gang
Imagine existing on the material plane -This post was made by the upper planes gang
Imagine existing - this post was made by the leaf lovers gang
oh god... i had a strange thought
imagine playing with someone who is main level 406.. and they are a leaf lover
Burn them

long story
You had to be there
Damn. Getting serious about it.
I found a maggot!
Looks like poop, smells like poop

can we rename breather( thing above) to pog plant?
No
Thats what i call it at least
is that a incredibly warped doge face
its one of the dodads that spawn in one of the maps
ye i couldnt remember the name for the life o me lol
oh lmao
those 2 black spots on top and the black spot in the middle reminds me of those shiba memes
I always wondered why it wasn't a thing.
(made this after the trailer so bit rusty)
It stopped before the best part!
clock : today is 4/21/2020, there are still 4 and 20 so you can still blaze it. driller : SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
I mite redo it longer later on
POG PLANT wants to hear you scream, go like AAH not like aah.
like not like AAAAAAAAARG, but Aaaaaaaaaaaarrgh ?
what did I just watched?
what it sounds like while dwarf is grunting and drinking at the same time
why are stupid moans so funny
You should see the rest if the vid
Like immediately right after they start cutting it up to eat lol
clock : today is 4/21/2020, there are still 4 and 20 so you can still blaze it. driller : SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
@fringe pier
Do you have any picture of that tho? (of a background pic with a clock).
(yes it's for shitposting)
no and if i needed to take a picture... i cant( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
today is 4/21/2020
Yesterday was Hitler's birthday.
(「๑•₃•)「 ʷʱʸ?
because he was BORN
when those no-beards are dancing at the bar https://youtu.be/L8T6Jho6Obw
triggered
I will never be tired of the jellyfish dance song. If we could get a DRG-Spongebob crossover, we'd need that song added to the jukebox and Squidward's house as an official reskin of the dropod.
give steeve a paint job skin
from the DRG community feed on Steam
ima see what other vids i can pull off my school youtube history and put a drg meme to without much editing
when you go to look at your graph stats but see there your graph looks horrible okay https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns
@fringe pier
It's what a greenbeard will see the first time they drink a blackout stout
eugh
when mission control sends you to the other side of the planet. the drop pod stops... and you see... THIS. https://youtu.be/jX3iLfcMDCw
Please drive carefully
Music is available here: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/music.html
And some gifs from the video can be found here: http://cyriak.co.uk/blog/?p=207
Enjoy
aaah the classics
mission control : BOIS WE GOT A SWARM OF ALIENS HEADING YOUR WAY scout : oh where in karls name are we (ó﹏ò。)
Imagine if somebody were to change the screams of aliens by screams of this cat video
when mission control sends you to the other side of the planet. the drop pod stops... and you see... THIS. driller : well i guess i can just blow this thing up but... its... weird(´・_・`) https://youtu.be/WQO-aOdJLiw
Experiments in ovine geometry.
Music available here: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/music.html
Software used: adobe after effects.
When the drillers start destroying your platforms just because "he didn't liked em"
https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-what-gif-13604536
is that the gif from how it fell to play engineer ? @low topaz

actually that the glyphid nightmare they are scare to be tam and pet by a frozen golem dwarfs
@round hound no idea found it on another discord
in some universe dwarfs love build golem stone for guarding important area
in some others they are friends with dragons
in this one , STEEVE
@round hound That is indeed where that gif is from
why the scp logo?
no
Obviously the bartender is the SCP and everything else we experience is a result of the cognitohazardous drinks it serves.
not secured nor contained nor protected
lets forget it
@rain notch There's so much other not secured not contained not protected shit in the SCP universe
They just kinda
catalogue it
I mean, it's kinda hard to contain creatures that have a tendency to randomly blink around the earth or have such a massive memetic effect that even knowing about the SCP is dangerous to the reader in some fashion
Anyone wanna see a picture of 096?
i will politely decline to that offer
i will politely accept that offer
oh you sweet summer child
well here he is @low topaz
i just doomed everyone who is looking or will look at the memes channel
including myself
I have no idea who that is
nah, Standard procedures have already blured it
oh, you think you can kill it?
he is an entity that if you look at its face will inevitably kill you
Ready sentries
Bring it on bad boi
its also indestructible
unless you have a peanut, a drill, and some hydrocloric acid
“It must have lost all its organs, all its blood, but it didn't acknowledge any of it. Its bone structure wasn't hurt at all, though. It kept tearing my squad apart.”
I survived an assault of 3-4 bulk detonators at the same time seems doable to survive that.
should probably move this to Non drg chat lest we get taters wrath
Was just thinkin’ that
so... My driller turned himself into an axe. Guess it was an axe iddent.
Funniest shit I have ever seen

@wicked tendon Could you put that in #drg-gallery? Thanks!
sure!
I looked up the diatomic elements for my homework and:
nioce
Clold Breer
the drillers gone fucking insane, he's going to the core of Hoxxes
105m below surface level
My pinpointer is broken
He's doing what other drillers have only dreamed of
I will drill the core of Hoxxes
u n k n o w n m a t e r i a l
(whispers) I heard Hoxxes' core is made of beer
i heard hoxxes core has karl in it
Hoxxes’ core is what the error cube portal leads to.
I got a capture of the final moments of the dig but it's slightly too large for Discord.
@ionic isle If I recall correctly, there are enough people boosting DRG that you can upload files over 8MB in this server. I am fairly certain the limit is around 50MB.
it's fully boosted, so 100 MB even
uploaded up to 12mb here in one video (so yea)
@ionic isle small brain individual
He dig
Dug too deep ⚰️
thats just Steeve
Oh look it's Orna
ah yes Orna
It is him doe
Orna turned himself into a bug
he's bug orna
Dug too deep ⚰️
A dwarf never dig too deep.
Sorry my phone is ringing
Balrog wants to : Know your location
My driller apparently invented a camouflage device
cool paintjob bruh
paintjob?
when are the devs going to remove the old deep dives PC from the Forge view? 
They are just gonna use it to introduce Deeper Dives
Empty desk where someone should be?
Gives me certain pickle flavored flashbacks
Approach the desk, Scout
The payoff will be huge
"I turned myself into a boo-" scout proceeds to forge an overclock
throw a driller hat and goggles on it and you've got a DRG meme
hey, does anyone have that meme image of "balanced party vs dwarf party" and it's a bunch of jokes at the expense of elves? i.e. "I'm angry, angry about elves" and other stuff
I mentioned it in a conversation with a friend and can't find it to show em
@fair dock
I know it's not drg related per say but it felt weird pinging him in another channel
rocknston
metal
you can see them flying away from the drop pod while mission starts
@empty ridge the bottom was literally my DnD character in the one-off i did recently. even the bridge part.

M1000 upgrade
https://youtu.be/pXUvmxZjTDc?t=45 timestamped
How it feels to use M1K:
marioinatophat
finally, some good content
focusing shots lets you shoot more bullet per bullet
This is our holy war -Driller 2020
Deus Karl
It looks so...so...flammable
🔥
nah, let them chill
a few were harmed in the making of this mission
The short sad story of Eustice Leach
"There's a leach!"
"There's a leach!"
"It reached for me!"
"The leach is dead."
Fin
stealth 100
do you think leeches understand that they are effectively committing suicide when they grab a dwarf
y'know whats like, the most badass thing tho
hitting a leech with a power attack
like right before it grabs you
I blasted one with a shotgun right before it grabbed me once
I've hit several with an axe as it grabbed me.
sometimes if desync is on yourside you can easily blast the leeches even while you're being grabbed
at least i presume its a odd desync issue
So, my brother died for 5 minutes and he was resuscitated
he told me this is what he saw during those 5 minutes
epic
He turns himself into an M1000 Classic. He's M1000 Classic Rick!
Funnyest shit I have ever seen
Bloody funny
Mission Control, have you seen our scout? He turned himself into an...
- STOP IT NOW.
I know it's not drg related per say but it felt weird pinging him in another channel
@empty ridge What do you mean it's not related? We always dig around hard terrain in DRG to avoid puzzles. And we hate leaf lovers too. And our cart on legs has infinite DC! It's UNDESTRUCTIBLE!
DRG dwarfs are canonicly christian
what
wait how?]
drg dwarves only believe in Karl
one of the swarm quotes points at this
Karl is god
CITATION NEEDED
sounds like umgi talk to me
"The scanner just lit up like a christmas tree! We've got a swarm incoming!"- The guy from mission control
I celebrate Christmas despite being a staunch atheist.
ye, nobody cares about christmas being about some religion or something
it's more of a tradition now
bold but true statement
referencing a Christmas tree does not make you Christian more than referencing Mecca makes you Muslim...
if anything
wouldn't that along that other line, imply that humans exists in the DRG universe?
it means that earth exists somewhere there...
they maybe existed
yeah they clearly exist since they mention humans in the drop pod
oh
before landing
so do elves i think
right
doesn't have to be earth, maybe it's a lord of the rings scenario
but in dah future
still it's a christian tradition, even if you're atheist i guess you were born in a long time christian country
which is a majority of europe and america by now
uh, it really doesn't matter what it was
religion may no longer matter as much, but it still permeates our culture
oof
in my country, the Church and the State are separate. The state does not recognize any religion, yet our public holidays are almost all Christian religious holidays.
actually didn;t the Christians steal Christmas from some pagan tradition or sumthin
that can be said about a lot of stuff
Pretty much
pagans did not worship the birth of Jesus. It was the winter solstice party.
the worst is to lose a run because the MULE got tired, and refused to move to the drop pod... so there are now bulk det and several oppressor's blocking it
humans steal ideas and then change them a bit to make them look like their own
these damn pesky humans
good thing we are dwarves
Christianity, despite of what some may say, isn't in any way original.
A one-eyed, appareance changing Santa Claus is far more badass than a Coca Cola Santa Claus
especially since he doesn't ride on a sleigh but on Sleipnir
Fucking six-legged horse
eight actually
oh rly?
yeah
glyphid....
Seems like I need to read up some more on my Viking lore.
it's all iffy so no big deal
we wouldn't have dwarves if norse mythology wasn't a thing which is why it's my favorite mythology
Everybody likes getting presents, Santa has a big beard and has elves in his workshop. Stop trying to apply context based on a reference to something that is lit up. It's just a game about dwarves in space.
gamin
You can't really make a Christmas event without it being recognizable as Christmas, that is true.
Can't have Octoberfest without having a calendar.
hmm
I hate that so much
I was a gunner doing solo haz4
fixing mules and going back to the drop pod to fix that too
magma core spawns x5 praetorians when I started the thing
Halfway through, it also lobbed a Oppressor at me
With like
a gang of 6 webspitters
I hate that being knocked down but in the zone doesn't count as being in the zone
I wish it wouldn't decrease the bar, just keep it in place
"Get in the triangulation zone, you are jeopardizing the mission!" Fuck, really? I didn't notice, being unconscious and all that
every other class: "Oh no, 5 praetorians at once"
me, an engineer: "ha ha, nuke go boom"
💥 💥
💥💥
Fatboy oc is so fun
funny five shots of 1000 damage on average
with a massive AOE
+melt area that adds prob 500 more through it's life duration
Does the stun mod do anything for that?
you either go more AOE or the homebrew if you wanna also sometimes oneshot the big bois on haz5
Dwarven problems require dwarven solutions
There is a book out there which was apparently made by a bartender who thought he can use his own sperm as a ingredient in cocktails
did he state the reason?

