#drg-memes-no-talk

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brisk elbow
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Haulie it is

orchid fossil
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Haulie and his haulets

ancient grotto
brisk elbow
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Wait. Hauli is a girl name, though, isn't it?

orchid fossil
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How about its haulets?

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Wait, Molly gets called “old lady” right? So, what if that’s her retired husband and the mini-mules are their pets?

elfin mural
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hm

orchid fossil
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Or grandchildren

elfin mural
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The dwarves proceed to map Molly's entire extended family tree

orchid fossil
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Whatever floats your boat

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One of the branches goes off to barrels

brisk elbow
halcyon briar
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why would you call both at once?

orchid fossil
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So much power in one image

halcyon briar
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wouldn't that make it unnecessarily hard?

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Add in a bulk to make it better

distant ember
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but thats the point

zinc raven
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Hauli is too confusing when you already have Huuli Hoarders

distant ember
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whats the point if not for the challenge?

halcyon briar
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do all three at once

orchid fossil
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All three lethal no balls

halcyon briar
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with the haunted cave

elfin mural
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ladies and gentlemen, four words: glyphid, bittergem, crassus, detonator

orchid fossil
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Shield disruption

brisk elbow
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Change Hauli to Holly.

orchid fossil
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The Driller lied

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Chemistry does not rule

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Chemistry does math

crimson gazelle
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more like meth

orchid fossil
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You're not wrong

brisk elbow
onyx geode
karmic lotus
upper apex
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Drunk escape menu

karmic lotus
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look at the dwarf

elfin mural
lyric olive
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that gunner left the planet and fell back down

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imagine how much the engineer's head hurts now

brisk elbow
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Shoulda wore a hard-hat.

polar plaza
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nvm no diggy diggy allowed

placid kraken
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i saw it which means someone gotta delete my eyeballs

polar plaza
placid kraken
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thnaks

marsh wigeon
thorny solstice
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Drop pod is ready, time to leave

hollow void
dry trout
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Dwarf Dimmadome? Owner of the Deep rock Dimmadome where Glyphids on ice is playing?

limber hemlock
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The very same!

lean nymph
urban kettle
real hinge
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always slap the fuzzy dice for good luck

restive folio
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nice rock
dstare
awesome stones

balmy shore
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Does anyone have that image of Mission Control with glowing red eyes?

supple flume
idle sparrow
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mmyes gril loombuge

round hound
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i wonder what does taste a gril lootbug

outer venture
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gold and nitra

waxen tendon
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probably like eating a worm

shrewd birch
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My depression is really weighing me down today. Think it might be time for

📎 unknown.png
dusk mountain
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^ on top of that

^when you single

naive nest
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when you yell karl too loud and the bugs starts to salute

slow wigeon
naive nest
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Don’t break the eggs

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HQ needs them for their omelettes

urban kettle
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Can't have omlettes without the bacon shuttle

dusk mountain
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Bacon shuttle has been late for 3 months straight

hollow void
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Nobody:

Driller restoring health: yEAAH!!

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Resupply pod is here go reSTONK

runic sonnet
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Mushroom.

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Any else like

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Does anyone else just stop mid mission with your entire team

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To just

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MUSHROOM

timber seal
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Yes

runic sonnet
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With your whole team

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For Atleast 5 minutes

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Good

plain jewel
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I can hear the marker spam already

runic sonnet
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WE’RE RICH

elfin mural
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pings a bittergem "HOLY KARL WE'RE RICH!"

plain jewel
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EGG

runic sonnet
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marker spam into rock and stone spam

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Into egg spam

elfin mural
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hey management we should 100% genetically engineer a bittergem crassus

boreal coyote
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eggggggggg

runic sonnet
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Can we get a guy that shoots credits

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Right out of your account

elfin mural
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2 credits per bullet

runic sonnet
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Exactly

elfin mural
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god we're just gonna get into tf2 with the lead storm

runic sonnet
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Call it the Karliminator or something

elfin mural
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"it costs 400,000 credits to fire this weapon"

runic sonnet
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For 12 seconds

plain jewel
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"The Moneyshot" or is that going too far/ too saints row?

elfin mural
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"The Moneycannon" "Management hates this gun."

runic sonnet
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Everytime you begin firing it

plain jewel
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I think management loves that gun at parties

runic sonnet
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Hq scolds you

plain jewel
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Orders from management: Quit it at once and return the weapon to HQ quartermaster.

runic sonnet
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Do you REALLY have to shoot your credits at the aliens? You know we make brutally effective munitions DESGINED to annihilate the bugs?

fallow mantle
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why does literally every forge item require jadiz

runic sonnet
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“ROCK AND STONE”

fallow mantle
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ahhh

elfin mural
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dude I am just pockets-empty on croppa lately

runic sonnet
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I’m either

plain jewel
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Same. Not seeing a lot of croppa lately

fallow mantle
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funny is that I have more croppa and enor pearl than anything else

elfin mural
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I've got like 1809 Jadiz and 2 Croppa

runic sonnet
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All the materials and exactly 11 credits

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Or

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I am filthy rich with exactly just 1 croppa

elfin mural
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buys all the croppa you need, no longer filthy rich

runic sonnet
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Now you have all the materials and no money

fallow mantle
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mfw I'd rather farm the same zone over and over again for minerals instead of doing my weekly assignment

runic sonnet
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You have entered the vicious cycle

plain jewel
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Either you have enough cash to buy a majority stake in drg. Or you have enough materials to create your own mining equipment and start your own mining company

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There is no inbetween

fallow mantle
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60k credits >buy minerals

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5k credits

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thanks DRG

timber seal
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imagine buying minerals

fallow mantle
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I'm a simp

runic sonnet
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Hey man

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Sometimes

plain jewel
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e-dwarfs?

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OK management

runic sonnet
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If you really itching for a particular upgrade

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Or

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A new weapon

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You HAVE to buy materials

timber seal
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Sometimes you's a leaf loving bitch

hollow pendant
timber seal
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I laugh at your pathetic credits

runic sonnet
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Karl would be disappointed

timber seal
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how

plain jewel
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I haven't heard that line

fallow mantle
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not investing in stone coin

plain jewel
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but I really like it

fallow mantle
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I laugh at you fiat currency users

plain jewel
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Bitrock

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones real intellectuals use these

Rai stones

The Micronesian island of Yap is known for its stone money, known as Rai (Yapese: raay), or Fei: large doughnut-shaped, carved disks of (usually) calcite, up to 4 m (13 ft) in diameter (most are much smaller). The smallest can be as little as 3.5 centimetres (1.4 in) in diame...

fallow mantle
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would be funny if there was some kind of dwarf stock market though

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haha funny line go down

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it's influenced by how many dwarves mine which minerals

plain jewel
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The great dwarven rockmarket crash of insert year

hollow pendant
fallow mantle
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WHALEPIPER

plain jewel
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I kinda like the stronger language used for dwarfs. See my earlier post from ravandils quest

fallow mantle
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Bearded blunderbuss

runic sonnet
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You slippery shit is a good one

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Not as good as

hollow pendant
runic sonnet
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“IM GONNA FLAGELLATE YA WITH ME FUCKIN BEARD” however

plain jewel
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I would like it if the dwarves would gradually use stronger language the longer they have to wait for m.u.l.e.

runic sonnet
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If the mule is more than 200 meters away they just go total berserk

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

plain jewel
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M.U.L.E YOU [redacted] Son of a [Expletive] AND YOUR MOTHER IS A [Yeah not gonna type this one either]

runic sonnet
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They get power attack damage, range, and cool down increase and are constantly announcing their worst curses in their vocabulary until the mule shows up

austere sedge
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I'm just surprised DRG hasn't been sued by games workshop yet

plain jewel
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Would be nice with a perk. The further you are from mule the higher the fury/rage bonus

runic sonnet
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Nah it’s fine

austere sedge
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what with the straight up khazalid the dwarves speak sometimes

runic sonnet
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I swear they aren’t squats

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Or wh-fantasy dwarves I swear

plain jewel
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UNKARRS BALLS

runic sonnet
fiery oracle
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BY THE BEARD!

runic sonnet
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What’s that one special perk brew you can get

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Slayers Ale or so

vale pagoda
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slayer stout

hollow pendant
dry trout
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Whalepiper is pretty strong

austere sedge
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besides, we all know that this is in the far future of the Divinity timeline

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seeing as Bottle is canon

hollow pendant
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I love how in the XBOX ONE trailer they forgot the "Language" descriptor but on the page they forgot "Use of Alcohol"

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this is what happens when the ESRB isn't the only one able to assign ESRB ratings

timber seal
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Dwarf says fuck

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world explodes

plain jewel
balmy shore
light pike
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Only the likes of elves would do something that horrendous

plain jewel
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Can't trust those knife eared pieces of shit.

wet salmon
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Need goblins

sharp stratus
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Management will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves or goblins.

runic sonnet
distant ember
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What about hoomans?

fiery oracle
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ew

stone crane
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WE'RE RICH

urban kettle
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WE'RE RICH

dusky bough
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mission control tis a human

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change my mind

elfin mural
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management is a buncha goblins

dry trout
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i support this theory

runic sonnet
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I mean

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You right

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They ain’t beards

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Sideburns

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OR head hair

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That rules out dwarf

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You can’t tell how tall they are

wet creek
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Time for a recycle

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Chadler's Chamber Land is the newest addition to the Deep Rock Galactic game! Buy it now for the price of the supporter edition! It's a world of chambers. You complete them. You win. That's all, but the rewards you get are so beatiful! Pickaxe parts, armor paintjobs, weapon skins and cosmetics for your dwarfs. Who is Chadler? He's a psycho that really liked to trap people in chambers. That was on Earth. Then, to escape the police, he launched himself to Hoxxes, and there he lured some unsmart dwarfs of DRG and made them complete chambers. Chadler's Chamber Land is the simulator of the hard times for these dwarfs. Chadler's father was Chad. He was a scientist that created some interesting mixtures with his not yet crazy son, Chadler. His mother died in a car crash. That's emotional. I say that Chadler's father, Chad should be in the Memorial Hall, because he've done many things to the world.

median fiber
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How do you delete someone else’s post

clever latch
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You can't

distant ember
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Become a mod

elfin mural
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petition to make it so if you drink a malt rockbearer before a mission you play that mission extra-big

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but all the equipment stays tiny

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giant driller with his drills on his pointer fingers

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same idea for the beer that makes ya small, idr the name rn

distant ember
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The Underhill special

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I was really hoping I would be tiny all through the mission the first time I had one of those, it made me sad when I wasn't.

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You have my signature

sour plaza
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petition to make cave mutators and region affect the end screen if you lose
i.e
in a parasites cave you'll come back covered in the buggers
glacial strata you'll come back frozen
i dunno

elfin mural
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your beard's on fire if you die in the magma zone

distant ember
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almost 20 boolo cap emojit on this crab video

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we can do it boyz!

orchid fossil
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Someone make one of those that just says "BISMOR!!!!!" instead

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I just realized that the dead crew's in PEs sucked because there's still loot and minerals left in the cave

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Also

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And how?

cunning gorge
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we're rich

orchid fossil
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Karl would be proud

wet salmon
sudden maple
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I can't hold all my nuts, does anyone want some? StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut

fiery oracle
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i'll take three StarchNut StarchNut StarchNut

distant ember
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minigun nice
"Hand it over"
"That thing"
"Your shiny Aquarq"

fringe basin
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I aint want any nuts, all me homies want BarleyBulb

runic sonnet
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Y’all fucking around with that nut shidd

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apoca real dwarves chase that apoca shidd

distant ember
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I just eat grass

fringe tusk
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Is it just me, or do cones spawn less than stars, which in turn spawn less than nuts?

split estuary
distant ember
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none of that fancy crap

runic sonnet
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Woah now

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No need to be uppity

split estuary
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dwarf moment

sinful parcel
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:bismor: dstare

dry trout
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still no emote

distant ember
blissful lintel
pine parrot
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Oh shit its them

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POW

blissful lintel
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thank u scout

pine parrot
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Rock and stone brother

blissful lintel
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rock n stone

sour pelican
halcyon briar
sinful parcel
halcyon briar
sinful parcel
tawdry gyro
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☢️ scout☢️ PGL engineer

distant ember
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😳

trail sentinel
halcyon briar
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Wow

thorny solstice
craggy comet
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reeeeeeeeee

thorny solstice
quasi yacht
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what is with name missions

dry trout
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fear

marsh river
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We need more mission name words for better meme potential

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Only words with synonyms allowed though for maximum effect

urban kettle
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Why did my diggy diggy hole meme get removed?

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Oh, is that against the rules?

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I'm sorry I thought this was HOXXES

wanton fog
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Probeard

urban kettle
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E

wanton fog
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You didn’t know?

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That’s not very rock and stone

marsh river
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Diggy hole is forbidden, it's the mod's bane and Taters suffering

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where evil mods go if they reach hell

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I actually don't know the story behind it, just that it is..

wanton fog
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Diggy hole probably killed a mods family

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They barely got away

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Spread the word of it’s true nature

clever latch
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I fear that if the yogscast start showing the name again once it hit 1.0 the diggy will start holing all over again

thorny solstice
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Engineer: picks up an abandoned equipment "Did something horrific happen or some naked dwarf running around?"

dark prawn
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Karl is a streaker, confirmed?

sacred zephyr
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@urban kettle send me that meme if you will, I like it

urban kettle
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It's too large to DM

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It was also just a clip from an April fools video I'm putting on my youtube channel tomorrow.

sacred zephyr
marsh river
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@urban kettle mark me please if you do

sacred zephyr
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same\

urban kettle
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Ok gimme a sec

hushed pendant
molten zinc
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fuck

sacred zephyr
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@urban kettle I got it, Delete it

urban kettle
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sneeki breeki meemi

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I trust you will put it to good use

pallid flax
marsh river
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Sorry I thought we were talking about normal content, not stuff you have to delete

hallow yew
twin sluice
brisk elbow
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That was the most high-pitched "HEAU-" I've ever heard.

hallow yew
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would have been even higher if I was scout :)

nimble gyro
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What would Karl do?

brisk elbow
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You don't need to ask what Karl would do: You'd know it already, and would do it.

nimble gyro
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I just want a friendly fire line to be "Karl would slap your shit silly... Then drag your bleeding ass to the pod."

brisk elbow
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Too nice. It has to be something like- "KARL WOULDA RIPPED THA BULLETS FROM YER' GUN AND FORCE-FEED EM' TO YE' LIKE A FAEKIN' PILL, YA' BLEEDIN' GIT!"

storm zenith
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Ah, such soothing words
reminds me of me mum

nimble gyro
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Ah every baby dorf learns not to piss off ma or pa at the forge. If you're lucky they only throw the hammer.

swift marlin
vernal abyss
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manufactured by the Glyphid menace to destroy the dwarven economy

echo bobcat
warm plank
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BFG mixed with the autocannon

rustic bay
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k a o w

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🐮

blissful kernel
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breach cutter that fires massive EPC charged shots

fallow mantle
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double barrel buff when

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zhukovs are for plebs

brazen vine
indigo cedar
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engi together strong

distant ember
cloud owl
meager hedge
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The new Breach Cutter almost feels like the BFG

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Especially the full damage build

signal shard
deep eagle
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That's nasty.

hollow void
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You have my attention

zinc raven
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Lately leeches are having trouble dragging you through the ceilings

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Good for you

sudden maple
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we need to da a video with everyone having the beastmastwr perk and call it "dwarf rangers are OP"

outer venture
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When you low HP and see redsugar glowing in the tunnel

wraith burrow
dusk mountain
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I watched bosco snag a leech that i walked under just i turn around to see bosco goin up with the tongue

fringe tusk
outer venture
plain jewel
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Did we just have the entire elven extinction retconned by meming about it?

scarlet bison
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there was no extinction.
Merely apartheid

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AS it should be.

outer venture
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We can just send some eggs on their location

short lantern
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Its april fools my dudes. War of Vengeance: UNCANCELLED

placid stone
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Extermination camp

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Rock and stone for the supreme race

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Probably do a joke about gas nade but meh Its too cliche

stoic wing
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LOUD

wet creek
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dorf died

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Nice

cinder vessel
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I'll log on and find my glorious dwarf transformed into a leaf lover, won't I?

stoic wing
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I don't, but a friend of mine does

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Goes by Krazy

swift marlin
dusk mountain
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Nice

harsh lotus
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Nice

subtle wyvern
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nice

near grove
molten zinc
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insanity

zinc raven
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It's an icebox for baby dwarves.

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I wonder how does PE looks at H1 tho.

gleaming lodge
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empty?

compact ice
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@near grove they're probably spamming pe missions on low haz by scouting everywhere for the new event, if theres nothin then they abandon it n do a new one

near grove
distant ember
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Point Break sequel

orchid fossil
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I wanna get to killing my quota but my teachers conveniently had a professional development session about online teaching yesterday and are all going to do calls with us today

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Happy April Fools

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To me

scarlet bison
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union

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best april's fools.

crimson gazelle
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what

scarlet bison
crimson gazelle
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these arent affected by april fools

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anyways dirt diggers best

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oh wait they are

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they need colossal amounts of dumb shit

urban kettle
brisk elbow
urban kettle
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ramen, beans, and omelets. No bacon. That's your options.

brisk elbow
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You must've never seen an egg sandwich before.

zinc raven
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Petition declined. You have sandwich storages in your equipment.

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Management isn't responsible for you giving them up for mods.

scarlet bison
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🤔

placid kraken
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the last thing karl saw before he transcended to management

distant ember
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amen

urban kettle
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@wheat fractal you're self advertising? On a Deep Rock Galactic meme channel?

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absolute greenbeard

crimson gazelle
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i read the title 3 times and it still doesnt make sense

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no dignity

orchid fossil
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Management will have a word with you

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Karl would be disappointed

urban kettle
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SPACE HIM! SPACE HIM! SPACE HIM!

dry trout
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TO THE GRINDER!

urban kettle
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FEED HIM TO THE BULK

orchid fossil
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GIVE HIM TO STEEVE

dry trout
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Glyphids: "SCREEEEEEEE"
Translation: FEED HIM TO MAMA

orchid fossil
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MAGMA CORE

crimson gazelle
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whos mama

undone owl
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feed him

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to the error cube

placid kraken
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steeve, after being patted by 4 dwarves: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

crimson gazelle
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this isnt a drg meme

dry trout
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The forbidden words

crimson gazelle
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read the channel description

static oasis
distant ember
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help

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i just dressed up like this and while dancing, he started appearing

lyric olive
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Who started appearing?

distant ember
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look at the window

lyric olive
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That’s just another gunner what are you talking about?

distant ember
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oh my god

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run for your life

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no pls he just appeared help help he-

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...

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...

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...

placid kraken
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anyone here know morse code?

lyric olive
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Anyone want me to dm them a picture of god?

distant ember
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.. .----. -- / -.-. --- -- .. -. --. / ..-. --- .-. / ..- / -. . -..- -

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.... . .- ...- -.-- / - ..-. ..---

placid kraken
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dear god, the suspicious gunner has replaced his words with a series of dots and dashes

distant ember
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  • .... . / . .-. .-. --- .-. / -.-. ..- -... . / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / -- .. -. .
crimson gazelle
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heavy would never hurt anyone smh

vernal blade
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Unless they hurt sandwich

lyric olive
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Or medic

crimson gazelle
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there is no sanwich to hurt

lyric olive
urban kettle
placid kraken
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thank god its been un-delayed

urban kettle
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@placid kraken check the date

lyric olive
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I’m pretty sure the proper use of the crab rave meme is when something or someone disliked dies or goes away.

placid kraken
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fuck i just realised

untold prairie
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eyyy

lyric olive
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The glyphids do so when all the dwarves go down

untold prairie
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a yogscast meme

lyric olive
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If only you could kill bugs with bullets and plastic explosives in Minecraft

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Yeah I know you could mod it in

placid kraken
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minecraft mod where there is no surface and all the enemies are spiders

lyric olive
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“Skereee”

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Skurreee”

frigid crag
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yeah yeah... more of an OutsideXbox kinda guy...

untold prairie
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the yogscast is an old youtube chanel that used to play minecraft

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they came up with the diggy diggy hole song and intern meme

frigid crag
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AND they have Coffee!!

untold prairie
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yes

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this song is of legend

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^chek it out

frigid crag
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Neat-o mosquito

tawdry gyro
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Rare footage of 4 engineers running hyper propellant and prox trigger

placid kraken
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oh shit, someone posted ddh in the meeme channel

frigid crag
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gotta try & talk somebody into maybe doing a sort of "Red vs Blue" but for DRG...

lyric olive
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One time this engineer did a trick shot with a fat boy prox trigger and it bounced off a small crystal and stopped right in the middle of the triangulation zone

crimson gazelle
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diggy hole is beanable

untold prairie
#

?

junior folio
forest dock
orchid fossil
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I don't see anything wrong with that

forest dock
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i didn't know it existed

orchid fossil
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Because they are only revealed and granted to true barrel followers

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I get a sandwich for breakfast and lunch today

crimson gazelle
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the channel description says no diggy hole allowed

forest dock
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okay?

round hound
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this are the good collection of dwarfs music and i swear is not diggy in hole

mint finch
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Where do we go to aplly pickaxe skins?

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please help

distant ember
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look at the equipment, then look left

mint finch
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thanks

near grove
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I just witnessed a extra dwarf drop pod go exactly throught the spot an egg was
It fell down to us with him
It gave us an idea to try it with a supply pod
Bout to test this

brisk elbow
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Uh oh

distant ember
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We've done that with a friend, it came down beautifully

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Beats climbing up there, that's for sure

near grove
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time to science

distant ember
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beautiful.

near grove
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tbh I can see it as a legit deep dive speedruning strat

icy blaze
tawdry gyro
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Supply pod mining is great, figured it out when I had to get a cube out of the ceiling

crimson gazelle
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the aiming part is pretty hard actually

near grove
#

it's easy with the scanner when aiming for eggs

#

especialy if you can verify by modyfiing terrain

tawdry gyro
#

And since the game lets you look the full 90 degrees

ebon oracle
#

Supply pod mining is for nerds

#

Now DROP POD mining, that's high iq

deep eagle
#

That one dwarf Mining with BET-C only: Hold my Blackout Stout.

orchid fossil
#

oooh I'm getting some quality mission names right now

deep eagle
#

Fuckin' Leaf Lovers renaming Chat!

elfin mural
#

I KNEW IT, MANAGEMENT IS A BUNCHA LEAF-LOVERS.

#

also I feel like there's a story behind this rule.. for some reason.

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distant ember
#

There is

#

It's exactly what you (most probably) think

deep eagle
#

Either the Cult of Carl or that of Beer, got out of hand.

tight shell
#

Cult of cube ?

brisk elbow
#

That egg was just a brilliant as hell idea.

distant ember
#

Karl, and yeah that's why we can't have nice things

quasi yacht
#

management sucks

distant ember
#

Rather people sucks. They used the excuse of thr cult to be a prick to everyone else

quick vale
cobalt violet
brisk elbow
#

Remember, you can always deposit on the si-

sullen vale
#

stupid sexy flandwarf

vestal swift
#

grumgi

normal bay
#

Qyoooob err23

orchid fossil
#

I said I had some names

#

And I will deliver

#

For some reason it’s mostly egg hunts that get these

snow copper
elfin mural
#

ok so, the Driller's drills, but they're lead storms instead.

wanton fog
vocal spoke
#

meanwhile engi is like 2 miles back up the cave mining gold

quick vale
naive nest
#

BRRRRRRR

wanton fog
#

I see I have made the funny

hollow void
deft cave
#

YES'

meager hedge
#

I played the shit out of that

#

Had a little joystick thing that connected to a console (Gamecube?) that had a bunch of those old games on it

split estuary
#

Are you talking about an Atari

dry trout
#

i had one of those "X games in 1" Atari consoles, had all the classic old games

icy blaze
#

digdug was the shit

#

i'd always try to dig up all the tiles on the map

thorny solstice
sudden shuttle
dry trout
wanton fog
molten whale
hollow void
#

Yeeees!

brisk elbow
#

Something about pug-head glyphid is just amusing

sour pelican
velvet oar
#

love this remake ❤️

normal bay
#

we found iT

lime geyser
#

The cube is usually surrounded by somethign that looked like Ebonite

#

New Material Confirmed 🤔

hollow void
manic schooner
sour plaza
distant ember
hollow void
#

I can hear the scout saying this

sudden maple
lyric turtle
#

Today has been a good day for DRG memes

storm zenith
#

indeed

#

Can we pin the bebop plz

#

very well done

sudden maple
distant ember
#

YO WHAT THE FUCK

#

DR ROBOTNIK FROM THE OLD SONIC SHOW

#

LOOKS LIKE A SHAVED DWARF

sudden maple
#

bonus points if you make engineer look like eggman

distant ember
#

i already have an engie loadout i love

hollow void
#

Classic

distant ember
#

he looks like the uh oh stinky monke

#

if you think about it hard enough

sudden maple
hollow cloud
#

Scout does

#

What scout does

#

He can scout

#

And he can snipe

#

But usually he gets caught

#

And dangles from the ceiling

icy blaze
#

that's why you bring the escape plan

#

heightened senses

#

get out of jail free

#

actually that could work in a meme format

#

go directly to cave leech, get out of jail free card but it has the text heightened senses instead

sudden maple
vernal blade
#

Aye, originally posted by the maker about a year ago

slow falcon
#

Yes, Vooker himself

sudden maple
#

Ok, I didn't know...

junior phoenix
#

Whew

#

Deep Dives sure are tough

loud nebula
#

Is that

#

Diggy hole?

#

@velvet pendant mods are gonna be angery at you

velvet pendant
#

i hope not

lyric turtle
#

Trust me, it was a lot worse in the past

trail sentinel
#

@velvet pendant read the channel description.

velvet pendant
#

oh f***, sry bout that

icy blaze
signal shard
marble solar
#

It's time to d-d-d-d dddd-DRILL!

icy blaze
#

thank you for getting it

#

I'm usually just a meme thief and a lurker, so the thanks is sincere. didn't know if others would find it funny or not.

sudden maple
#

I have turned Scout into a field medic, and it's working fine...

outer venture
#

when will DRG team sell cardboard live size cutouts of dwarfs :I

marsh river
#

Thats some merch idea

#

How big are live size cutout of dwarves though?

#

🤔

#

Ingame the dwarves are about 3 meters high

#

You can check this for yourself.
Let a team mate aim the laserpointer directly to his feet. Note where he holds the laserpointer. It's next to his hipbone.
Now do the same and note the distance shown on the laserpoiner. 1.5 Meters.
So 1,5 meters from the ground to a dwarves hip.
Extrapolate from there

#

So for a real live size cutout of a dwarv as fan merch, the ceilings of most the buyers will be not high enough

wise mantle
#

according to the devs the dwarves are set to be 1.5m tall in unreal engine.

marsh river
#

Go away with your pesky facts

icy blaze
#

rekt

wise mantle
#

😢 => 🚪

#

Well I just learned that the terrain scanner start from the dwarf head thanks to tthat.

marsh river
#

Do we have an archive of everything the devs said btw? We need it dderp

wise mantle
#

I don’t, got a few thing on a temp file, for the most part I just remember it.

fringe tusk
#

It's probably from the player's camera.

marsh river
#

Yeh same here

sudden maple
icy blaze
#

oho

#

like i'm a brave boy (3 bulk detonators show up) not brave enough for this!

#

unfortunately i don't have video editing software, so i can't do that

idle ember
#

If you want merch ideas i would buy way too many loot bug plushies if they were a thing

abstract salmon
#

or glyphid steeve

idle ember
#

yes

lavish turtle
#

a

deft cave
#

the dwarves need the Yankee with no brim

elfin mural
#

we need to be able to get classy from time to time, I want a bowler hat

orchid fossil
#

Monocle-fancy moustache combo

#

Extremely expensive beer that makes you sound fancy

distant ember
#

hire actual voice actors first

elfin mural
orchid fossil
#

The community is willing to do unpaid voice acting

tawdry gyro
#

Boy are we!

lyric olive
#

Just noticed that this thing I made looks like a cave leech with legs.

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distant ember
#

i-it... it does..

vestal swift
#

Am I the only one who gets a Red Dwarf polymorph kinda feeling from cave leeches? I mean they suck yo face.

clever latch
#

@lyric olive Put this in the fan art chances are they will try to add this as a new enemy at one point

lyric olive
#

I doubt they would add it

#

And it isn't really fan art since it isn't exactly DRG related

marble solar
dry trout
#

Jobe

crimson gazelle
#

poweder

clever latch
#

People have added weapons or creatures that weren't exaclty drg related in the fan-art channel in the past. While yes it does not look like any of the existing alien it doesn't mean you can't post any 'inspired' creatures here

near grove
#

the story of my luck

never saw a crassus since it was added
today I'm about to hit level 25 on driller, letting me promote him, and have bronze on all
do a quick mission solo, but just to make sure I get enought xp, haz 4
just for the heck of it drink the buff beer
pots of gold
go into the mission
start hearing weird noises
"wait... what is that"
go depper
"wait, is that...? oh no"
realize it's a bulk
get to it and start shooting
"no wait... it's a crassus"
wererich.mp3
I'm a driller... I can lure him into a tunnel when he's almost done for maximum gold
wererich.mp4
brb will tell you how much gold I will get after I take him out

#

update
the part where it is a haz 4 just hit me
I almost died to a buncha buggers that apeared behind me and the swarm jsut started
yes this is my lady luck flipping the levers here for sure

#

update
started making a tunnel, a grabber pulled me towards the bulk and I've died.
I use the see you in hell blast, bosco rezes, bulk explodes right after he rez and I barely get out of the blast radius
now to dig it all out and not die

sudden maple
#

Wait, YOU are here?!

near grove
#

um... no mutual servers...
are you...

#

jeja?

sudden maple
#

Yep...

near grove
#

jaki ten świat mały

sudden maple
#

Luck be a lady tonight XD

#

for everyone else: We met at some meme-sharing site, and we didn't talk to each other for a long time...

near grove
#

f u c k
mission failed.
ran out of ammo. to much time spent digging, plus I forgot I could have told bosco to dig
almost 2000 units of gold lost

#

actualy no... eh. that almost 2000 is the only creds I've got. boosted by all the multiplier is gave me 8000 creds and 5500 xp

sudden maple
#

heck, last time i found a crassus there ware two waves of pretorians + one dreadnought

snow spruce
#

you did a damn good job though...now get back to work, mission control wont pay for dawdling

slow falcon
#

Never seen a crassus yet. Only one backpack since update aswell

brazen vine
#

How many missions have you played?

hollow cloud
#

Quick. I need help with a meme.

#

Do you remember the name of the gladiator who died?

hollow verge
#

all of them?

#

technically speaking

hollow cloud
#

And other gladiator said "ah.. I will call you name... then he says "Ah, he's gonna die. Ther's a new name ever yday.

#

When Thor entered, the other guys told him about a guy that died. And warned him about it.

hollow verge
#

sorry, dunno about that

hollow cloud
#

Damn, gotta find it. Shop beards into it.

#

And tell "Hey, what's your name?" Do you know about a dwarf called Karl? He died. No matter, I will call you Karl. Hoxxes is a dangerous place "I know what I am dooing!" - goes into a cave leech

  • Ah, there's a new Karl every day.
wanton fog
#

Хисс I have seen things similar to your pfp what is it really quicc

crimson gazelle
#

seems like furry porn

distant ember
#

My friend and I had a crassus detenator two missions in a row

wanton fog
#

A really weird OC for the drillers pistol

hollow cloud
#

What?

#

Also, yes. At least I am not a leaf lover

thorny solstice
#

M2011!?

frigid crag
#

hmmm... can I gif here...?

molten zinc
#

yes

#

as long as the gif follows the rules, obviously

frigid crag
#

Ah yes, I should read those... pinned?

#

So I noticed, just seems like, there might be some... inconsistency... w/ how everyone feels about loot bugs...

hollow verge
#

its "controversial" to say the least

#

some murder anything that isnt a dwarf

#

some try to preserve the lootbugs

frigid crag
hollow verge
#

scary

#

lurking what is there to know

molten zinc
#

"I'm doing my part!"

frigid crag
orchid fossil
#

I just accidentally spent over an hour on a mission because I was trying to get some malt stars that spawned in the ceiling

trail sentinel
#

Less talk more memes dstare

frigid crag
round hound
#

would be fun if starship trooper are canon in deep rock galatic

round hound
#

like a marine trooper dwarfs specialist in eradication and extermination of the glyphid

tawdry gyro
#

They aren't? 😕

round hound
#

starship trooper was one od best show i see when i was young i point that because could be fun a dwarfs team under the style of the trooper

dry trout
distant ember
#

Four gunners team, there is is your Starship Troopers rp

#

Haz 5 preferably

#

That,if it wasnt for the fact that that would surely crash my game,sounds amazing

#

but then again,war always sounds so appealing at first glance

#

until it happens

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Coffeve

lyric olive
#

POV: You are a dwarf who hears the leech hiss and you look up just before you are grabbed.

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wanton fog
#

Looks like a spore creature or whatever

covert sapphire
daring elk
#

need to get someone to take the meme where the guy is at the gallows, and looks at the other guy and asks, "First time?"

and just caption when your team gets quad leached with the newest dwarf screaming or something

velvet oar
wanton fog
#

I eat a sandwich and jump out the window

crimson gazelle
#

shoot the legs until it falls

dry trout
#

offer it a nut StarchNut

#

to FOOK OFF

indigo cedar
#

Satchel charge and fat boy

round hound
#

@lyric olive this creature kind remind me the giant spider in the new movie of king kong

thorny solstice
shrewd birch
#

w e r f

sudden maple
lyric turtle
#

I see what you did there

hollow void
#

Editing is a thing

dusk mountain
#

@sudden maple i know this pain well

hollow void
#

I actually didn't

#

I dunno who did

#

Ill reshare it when the pic is dwarf'ed

outer venture
#

thats a big loot bug

#

can we get that in the game pls... devs?

#

maybeeee an event???

#

hmmm

normal lodge
#

This is larger than a glyphid dreadnought!

outer venture
#

could be an event

#

where you call a big ass loot but

#

with some hmmm like gold?

#

you would put all your mined gold

hollow cloud
outer venture
#

in one spot and could like lure it there and get something from it

hollow cloud
#

Space dwarves

#

Nothing says win like space dwarves

#

Also, imagine for a moment an event that causes loot bugs explode like bulk detonators....

tawdry gyro
#

*Crassus detonators

obsidian root
#

Isn't Hoarders and Crassus Detonators enough?!
Oh wait, it isn't.
_Management is not yet pleased. _

stoic wing
torn raft
#

ASTARTES

#

THE EMPORER PROTECTS

molten zinc
#

no warp fuckery allowed

round hound
#

but necron are wonderful

#

for i am one of them

torn raft
#

RATTLE 'EM, BOIS

molten zinc
#

we need some mechanicus boys to rattle the necrons once again

#

beat up the elderly necrons, break into their homes, steal their shit, leave nothing alive

#

i need my toasters, damn it

torn raft
#

Toaster time

clever latch
#

Well i was running an ad mech pfp for a while

noble falcon
round hound
#

it"s raining spike @noble falcon

torn raft
#

I have the method down but the randomised go-faster-hoop really throws it

noble falcon
#

^

torn raft
hollow void
#

Is it 3000 points for under 100 barrels?

sudden maple
torn raft
#

Yep, get 3000 pts in <100 barrels

wintry sphinx
#

It's actually 3000 pts in <= 100 barrels, number 100 also counts

urban kettle
#

And mugs count as one, so

#

Sometimes alcoholism can save the day if you're about 10 points short.

sonic ginkgo
#

finally a use for those leaf lover mugs

lyric olive
#

That would mean someone would have to drink the leaf lovers first

vernal abyss
#

be honest, we all know at least one

polar heath
#

Does it really say getting fired when ordering a leaf lover's in the text that says what one is playing?

distant ember
distant ember
#

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

brisk elbow
#

That Hoxxes was gonna roll me

dry trout
#

I aint the brightest bulb in the lamp

grizzled latch
#

Well the beers start coming & they don't stop coming

quasi yacht
#

back to the caves i hear the gorund moaning

distant ember
#

all this nitra and gold

orchid fossil
#

Only ma-alt staaars in the cooooold

#

glyphids screech-singing

#

Somebody once asked “driller throoow your poison gas? We need to wait for the drop pod to repair!”
He said “yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel for my drills, and we could aaall use a nice escaaaaaaape”

distant ember
#

Nice

quasi yacht
dim forum
distant ember
#

dude really posting pictures of Doom Eternal and think we wont notice

#

were not THAT dumb

dim forum
#

no bro its drg trust me just look at the big triangles

lyric olive
#

Everyone wants to burn my Ghostan Creation even though it is a mostly harmless balloon creature that eats plants full of buoyant gasses, in which case it would probably explode in a ball of flame in extreme temperatures.

elfin mural
#

playing EDD a few weeks ago >earthquake >black box falls into molten ravine >shit

lime jackal
#

Dwarves level if engineering in DRG directly matches that of orkz in 40k. Punch a bunch of bolts and nuts and metal boxes together get a satelity beacon, a turret, anything can be fixed by connecting it and then hammering it back on.

sudden maple
#

ok, question, what happens if the timer runs out, but the mule didn't find the escape pod?

lime jackal
#

it still opens right before drop leaves

sudden maple
#

oh, ok

idle ledge
dim forum
#

ASTARTES

lime jackal
#

Me slamming a loot bug.

dim forum
torn raft
#

LOOT BUG ELIMINATED

tawdry gyro
#

We're gonna be seeing a lot of that one in the next few days, huh?

#

Good thing it's awesome, at least

quick vale
naive nest
#

Why not visit the Dense Biozone

We have rain, rain, plants, rain, did we mention rain?

torn raft
#

Didnt know britain was in DRG

tawdry gyro
#

You didn't mention that the plants can both scream and stab you!

naive nest
#

Come down to the fungus bogs

We have horrible smells, weird sticky goo, fungus, mud that always get in your boots, mold and a whole bunch of insects.

sour pelican
#

stop giving them my address

molten zinc
#

i would play Dwarfcraft

turbid jackal
#

I just want a fucking rankup, game

torn raft
#

"Im this close to losing my rock and stone"

turbid jackal
#

about to remove management's rock and stones

storm zenith
#

👀

quasi yacht
#

hello me ol chum, im gnot a gnelf, im gnot a gnoblin. Im a gnome and you've been gnooomed!

torn raft
#

And youve been DWARFED

tawdry gyro
#

And someone's been shot, though we're not clear on who yet

frozen flame
#

And a pack of praetorians is coming your way, get ready team!

torn raft
#

A pack of glyphid praetorians are approaching, get your REALLY BIG stomping boots on

quasi yacht
#

raise hand

#

what if we don't have really big stompy boots?

torn raft
lyric olive
#

Well, dwarven skulls are famously thick.

#

Now I want to headbutt a glyphid into a pulp

quasi yacht
#

Hint: you cannot do that

lyric olive
#

yet

quasi yacht
#

yet

frozen flame
#

yeet

dusk mountain
#

Im gonna head butt you till theres nothing but a butt left

quasi yacht
#

then there will be something very noticeable cause that ass is thicc boi

orchid fossil
#

Headbutt the butthead

dusk mountain
#

Imagine killing an oppressor with a headbutt

orchid fossil
#

"Right back at ya buckaroo!"

dusk mountain
#

Thats the line

vestal swift
#

blackout stout is the only real beer change my mind

brisk elbow
#

Wormhole Special is better. Blackout Stout is that drink slightly-better-than-greenies drink and are like "Yeah I'm a hardcore drunkard, come at me bro"

quasi yacht
#

nah the real shit are oily oafs

lyric turtle
#

Blackout is the solution to the drunk affect. No LL needed

ancient grotto
#

^

iron hornet
#

Just keep buying Oily Oafs until you pass out it's not like you dont have the credits for that

brisk elbow
#

Just get in the medbay for free by throwing yourself into the fire-hoop.

torn raft
#

Just quit to desktop and restart

#

Megamind

iron hornet
#

Rock and Stone the computer.

vestal swift
#

@brisk elbow true that, wormhole is my favourite anyways

#

also the one that makes your ass big is good as well

brisk elbow
#

If you really wanna go insane, wormhole and flintlock to leave The Spacerig is a huge one.

deft lion
elder quarry
brisk elbow
#

Didn't even get all the barrels in the launch bay or the drop pod. Disappointing.

sonic ginkgo
thorny solstice
brisk elbow
distant ember
#

same energy

inner spindle
#

H O O H

dry trout
#

like my mouse writing

brisk elbow
#

Io'm naht a leaf lover!
Io'm naht a gawblin!
IO'M A DWAFF!

#

Now we need some good dwarf impersonator to do this.

hybrid creek
#

how is it 2020 and we're still getting gnomed

brisk elbow
#

Memes die fast, or last long.

dusk mountain
#

I didnt realize this was a mini ladd meme stream

cosmic sigil
#

You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

crimson isle
dusk mountain
#

Final boss is lich karl the ultimate miner

oak basin
hollow void
slim gust
#

What's this lost gear about? Haven't seen anything about this. And I no longer find those machines you put back together and either you get a cosmetic or bunch of loot

hollow void
#

You'll find em. Just rare.

#

I think its a 1/6 chance but i could be wrong

icy blaze
#

sounds about right

#

as for the lost gear, it's a helmet that flashes and emits a noise on the ground

#

if you see equipment parts lying around, it's generally near

#

so don't ignore blip noises like that of the batteries for the crates

clever latch
#

Yeah the signs that there is a lost equippment somewhere is the profuse amount of abandonned mags leather pouches and co

hollow void
sonic ginkgo
outer venture
#

beep beep

fringe tusk
#

EXPLOSIVES PLACED!

torn raft
#

EXTERMINATUS CALLED

fossil tiger
sonic ginkgo
#

seal your resupply holes kids

orchid fossil
#

Molly went through a wall once for me

sonic ginkgo
#

yeah he can find like, REALLY tiny holes to fit through

orchid fossil
#

No, like it was a whole solid ass wall and she just went through it like it was nothing

sonic ginkgo
#

molly is made with only the finest dwarvish parts

placid kraken
thorny solstice
brazen vine
#

Someone

nimble gyro
near grove
#

ya just gotta throw it into reverse image search. keep on trying till you find the source. should be easier with the second one

distant ember
#

the second one looks like something that should be in #fan-art

buoyant osprey
#

second one reads "otterbird" on his back

urban kettle
#

When molly blocks my shot for the 15th time in a mission:

📎 c.mp4
slender adder
lyric dust
#

The dwarf behind the slaughter

slender adder
#

We need to keep the population at bay.

#

Just doing a service others are too afraid of.

naive nest
#

Lootbugs are just giant bubble wrap bubbles

orchid fossil
#

Just found out you can cough and stuff by pressing controller left bumper in the space rig

slender adder
#

you can also by pressing x

final saddle
#

CHWAP

orchid fossil
#

HWOK

dry trout
#

BUUURRRRP

low topaz
slender adder
#

oof

dry trout
#

those lads must have one hell of a fight

slender adder
#

was it in the ice area?

low topaz
#

Ironically no in salt pits

crisp cargo
#

lol?

slender adder
#

nah, drg

crisp cargo
#

just another day

orchid fossil
#

I just found 2 amazing names

#

And then this hunk of gold

vestal swift
#

@crisp cargo that's okay, yesterday I had a glyphid pretorian with noclip

sudden maple
#

Me too, its becose the walls/floor/ceiling being too slim

vestal swift
#

nah this dude was straight up flying

dusk mountain
orchid fossil
#

heading to the murderous armpit, wish me luck

spiral beacon
marsh niche
junior folio
orchid fossil
flat rover
#

Someone: Lootbugs are so cute! Don't kill them
Me:driller flamethrower🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 loot loot loot loot
@slender adder feccin monster,they even purr when you pet them

slender adder
#

And explode with precious gold when you wack them.

flat rover
#

fair eno0ugh

slender adder
#

The only pets I allow is a steeve

#

least he/she/it is helpful

sudden maple
flat rover
#

@sudden maple whats the theme

#

pets?

sudden maple
#

characters in DRG

hollow verge
#

only dwarves or bugs too?

flat rover
#

the mission control is lawful evil

sudden maple
#
  1. all "friendly"
hollow verge
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for me dread is lawful evil, and bulk chaotic evil

sudden maple
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  1. yes
hollow verge
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hmm

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they all have a form of chaotic energy tbh

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engi less maybe

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but driller and scout are chaotic in their own way

sudden maple
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driller is more evil, than scout IMO

hollow verge
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scout is chaotic neutral i think

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his hook is for himself only

sudden maple
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true

hollow verge
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driller evil yeah

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those c4

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gunner is the closest thing to lawful good we got i think

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or maybe thats bosco

quasi yacht
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gunner is chaotic good

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he has the cluster grnades

hollow verge
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right

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still got the shield hence good

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mission control is neutral smt imo

sudden maple
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LN

hollow verge
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what about lloyd

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hes good

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gives us beer

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and steeve?

naive nest
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Steeve, my only friend

sudden shuttle
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maggot is the true neutral

naive nest
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Maggot is moving turds

hollow verge
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and lootbugs?

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neutral good?

naive nest
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I’d say neutral good

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What about bulk dets?

sudden shuttle
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they do occasionally reward you with a piece of mineral if you pet them

naive nest
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So lawful neutral?

hollow verge
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management is true evil

naive nest
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Nah

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Dets are true evil

hollow verge
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they're leaf lovers

naive nest
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Management would be neutral evil

hollow verge
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bulks are chaotic evil

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they make such a mess

sudden maple
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molly is true neutral

hollow verge
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yeah

naive nest
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Steeve?

hollow verge
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lawful good

sudden maple
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NG

hollow verge
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he tries his best

sudden maple
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and, here's the question, do sentries count as seperate characters?

hollow verge
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nah not really

naive nest
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Bosco?

hollow verge
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hmm

sudden maple
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LG/NG

naive nest
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I’d say bosco lawful neutral

hollow verge
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he rock and stones tho

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theres some good in that

naive nest
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He does help but he’s not always there

hollow verge
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neutral good maybe

sudden maple
hollow verge
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yeah looking good so far

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no hostiles yeah?

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but lootbugs count