#drg-memes-no-talk

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lyric dust
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He do be spittin' facts

loud nebula
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he vibin' in the air

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spitting facts

hollow fern
bold atlas
slow fern
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Harmless

thorny acorn
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Me to the driller when he takes longer than half a second to clear the dirt

placid kraken
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the driller to me when i shoot the c4 to see if he has the damage mod

bleak imp
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I've put down satchel and had people run over and hit.

vernal abyss
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forbidden pop-rock

bleak imp
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Defuse and Unstable should be on the same node.

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Both for just sensibility and the fact that I never Defuse, when I put it out I use it.

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Mostly on the drop pod, but sometimes on enemies.

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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Here’s a meme
I got diagnosed with Gamer back

cinder vessel
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F

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You can now play the hunchback of notredame

wanton fog
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My spine is slowly gonna bend until I can’t move

cinder vessel
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Fuckin rip

brisk elbow
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F

static oasis
trail sentinel
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Don't repost my crabs without credit you heathen

wanton fog
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Did someone repost?

trail sentinel
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People repost a lot tbh. But I put some work into making those driller crabs >:(

wanton fog
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I put a lot of work into my stuff, I think people repost them but I never see it

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Mini mules are cute but why can’t we use them

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I want the option to bring the tiny boyes with me

placid kraken
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blue mule with a jetpack

wanton fog
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Idk why I made this

distant ember
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Rock and [redacted] stone

drowsy nova
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ROCK... AND... STTOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!

distant ember
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Idk what the context is in that picture and I dont wanna know

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Agreeing with Yual here

wanton fog
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Idk either

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I just found the one part

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I think there’s another edit of it

quasi yacht
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Dwarves

placid kraken
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me after i see 5 spitballers, 2 breeders and 2 dead teammates near our driller in a single room

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distant ember
wanton fog
exotic pine
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Why are people stockpiling toilet paper??????

wanton fog
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Corona

exotic pine
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Yes, but why?

wanton fog
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Morons that’s why

exotic pine
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Is there a logic behind it? Did Alex Jones insist that it would save their anus???

wanton fog
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No

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It’s more practical to buy hazmat suits

distant ember
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Since when people use logic

wanton fog
distant ember
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earth is flat so your opinion is wrong. now let me use essential oil to protect myself from governement

cinder vessel
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Steeve has become one with the ground

distant ember
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damn you Thanos

fossil tiger
wanton fog
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I hate my spine

cinder vessel
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Delet ut

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It*

exotic pine
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Use bat to correct this issue.

slim raft
wanton fog
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I hate scouts

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That’s why I main driller

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Most efficient way to kill scouts

humble jasper
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B-but
The M1K
The Ping

wanton fog
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Who cares

humble jasper
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I do :(

wanton fog
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The gun means nothing when your playing as a dickhead as us Australians call em

jagged lodge
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as a scout main, fall damage will kill the scout before you can

native birch
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its always the furry

distant ember
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well a australian playing with a class that have a flamethrower is kinda logic.

wanton fog
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The game feels so much like real life

naive nest
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Ah yes

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I love seeing bugs the size of children

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Every walk

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Is a giant bug greeting me

humble jasper
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That's something I don't even think about too often.
Most of the bugs aren't really that big.

naive nest
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Depends how big the dwarfs are

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If they’re bigger than a human

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Huge bugs

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Smaller then the bugs kinda size of a medium sized dog

slim raft
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Technically they're 1.5m tall

quasi yacht
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ah yes the flawless dog with rake teeth

distant ember
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@naive nest dude his from australia. Everything there is hostile and big.

humble jasper
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I figured that even the tallest of dwarves are like, 5 foot (1.5 meters) tops.

naive nest
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Oswald calculated wrong

wanton fog
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@naive nest Wait are you also Australian?

naive nest
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1.5 meters is 4 FT 11.055 inch

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No pan

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I’m Canadian

humble jasper
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Sorry, 1.524 meters, tops

distant ember
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What the name of that bird wich you guys are afraid

naive nest
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It’s just common sense that Australia is dangerous

distant ember
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the one that attack you for no reason

naive nest
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What bird?

humble jasper
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Emus?

distant ember
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Magpie!

wanton fog
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Dammit

distant ember
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the Magpie

wanton fog
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I’m all alone in this world

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Just me and my pet snake

naive nest
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Pan the snake is thinking of killing you

distant ember
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@humble jasper nah, but they lost war against them

slim raft
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The 1.5m is apparently how tall their set to be in unreal engine for the purposes of scaling and physics. I'm prepared to take that as canon

wanton fog
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Magpies are fucking bro’s during spring fuck the media

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The ones in my block just chill out with me with their children

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It’s dope

distant ember
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give her time, shes building a army before the raids

brisk elbow
naive nest
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No I want to be in space

wanton fog
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I live here

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I’m lonely

brisk elbow
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Ach.

quasi yacht
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well im lonely too and nobody talks about where i live

wanton fog
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I haven’t seen another person in 7 years

slim raft
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My sister moved from canada to aussie and once bragged about how she loves living in a place where the air doesn't hurt her face.

The next day my niece was jumped by a spider the size of her head.

naive nest
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Heh

wanton fog
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Yes

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I can not touch the rock if I do I will be shot

quasi yacht
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i hate spooders

distant ember
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i am arachnophobe.

wanton fog
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There’s one of the fat ones In my bathroom

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He’s a homie

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Gets rid of the flies

quasi yacht
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i prefer flies

hollow fern
wanton fog
quasi yacht
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call a droppod and done

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i mean the drilldo with supplies

naive nest
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WHY IS AUSTRALIA IN CANADA NOW?!

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YOU JUST CRUSHED HALF OF THE CITY!

minor belfry
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Equipping Elephant rounds for the first time be like

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quasi yacht
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indeed

naive nest
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Deep rock sereously needs to invest in some BETTER sandwiches

quasi yacht
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any sandwiches at all would be nice too

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like a small heal pack in a sandwich shape would be appreciated

naive nest
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Deep rock sereously needs to invest in Karl clones

minor belfry
naive nest
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FOR KARL!

quasi yacht
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Deep rock sereously needs to invest at all
@naive nest

naive nest
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Deep rock sereously needs better health plan

round hound
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@wanton fog that a cute art who made it ?

wanton fog
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Uh hold up

distant ember
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I want sandwichs.

wanton fog
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Lycanruff

slim raft
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If I google that at work, will I be fired?

wanton fog
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Idk

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I will return shortly

devout star
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Do I need to return the helmet?...

slim raft
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What kind of content is expected for 1.0

distant ember
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just small thing like : new drop pod design, maybe pickaxe skins and voiceline for Bismor.

supple linden
brisk elbow
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ZZZZZZZATATATAVR-R-R-R-RR, AHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA!

long pier
round hound
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ohh yes armor fourth relic !!!!!

brisk elbow
thorny solstice
distant ember
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“Molly! come he-WHAT IN THE LEAF LOVER HELL IS THAT?!”

wanton fog
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Any suggestions

brisk elbow
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Orders from management: Stop_

wanton fog
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That’s already a thing tho

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kick unoriginal

gleaming lodge
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A DWARF HAS FALLEN INTO THE SALT PITS IN HOXXES 4

distant ember
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make it cursed.

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with Uwu stuff

wanton fog
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Yes

patent rapids
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The last team lost their mini mules and their lives in this cave uwu

brisk elbow
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Read at your own risk. ||Miner san~ Y-your deep dive pod is ready! UwU get in when y-you're ready to go d-deep!||

wanton fog
coarse plume
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You know, this is why MC drinks

brisk elbow
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I think I'm gonna go snap my keyboard in half for writing that.

foggy flower
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🙂 flamethrower

coarse plume
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And I can't blame him

distant ember
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This is why we cant get better equipement...

slim raft
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Who are these teams who keep going in with baby mules

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Are we special?

brisk elbow
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Elves, obviously.

wanton fog
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@brisk elbow have you ever

coarse plume
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MC just wants all of us to die

fluid onyx
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@wanton fog Roger that, we'll send in the bulk supply of lube, get oily boys.

wanton fog
distant ember
molten cedar
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Petting Steeve is mandatory!

slim raft
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Not gonna lie, me and my friends had a big Aww moment

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Then went back to mass extermination

fluid onyx
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The grunt bugs look like bread bugs from tf2

jaunty notch
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Honestly I've put about 115 hours in so far and I only discovered you could pet Lootbugs yesterday, and that was from a post on Reddit

slim raft
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I pet them every chance I get

jaunty notch
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There was no prompt 😮 But now yes I do too

slim raft
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With my pickaxe

brisk elbow
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WAIT.

jaunty notch
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...wait

brisk elbow
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Bread.

jaunty notch
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At least headpat them first

humble jasper
slim raft
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Why, to lower its guard?

jaunty notch
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To make it know it is loved, just needed.

fluid onyx
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Hah

slim raft
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I mean, yes, but in the same way that I love finding loose change in my couch

brisk elbow
jaunty notch
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Thats perfect

brisk elbow
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Lenny no

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LENNY JUST WANTED TO PET THE LOOTBUGS

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Oh no wait, this isn't the thing I was thinking of. Nevermind, forget what I said

urban kettle
fluid onyx
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A volcanic revolver, idk deep rock galacticized, Yknow make it low poly and look cool, that shoots lava

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A volcanic revolver

distant ember
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thats what your butthole become after drinking 3 flingstone delight in a row

fluid onyx
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Okay I don't want to see a drillers arse whenever I see light a flare in his vicinity

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Now a scouts.

brisk elbow
lost kernel
brisk elbow
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Nice one

fluid onyx
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You killed it with a pickaxe

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Didn't you

lost kernel
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i got my eyeballs blasted through the back of my skull is what i did

fluid onyx
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Close enough

foggy flower
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Full melee build

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Driller with the pickaxe

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Drills modded for damage

jaunty notch
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To be fair.. it never says you have to kill it...

brisk elbow
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I don't get why people would wanna weaponize their drills.

fluid onyx
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The driller after killing all 3 of his teammates on purpose 3 meters away from the drop pod because they said he should stop constantly drilling

📎 DeepFryer_20200311_191741.jpg
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This is me

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I'm the driller

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I will drill to bedrock and no one will stop me

wanton fog
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I am pan

brisk elbow
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I am Suspicious Driller holding C4

wanton fog
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No your gambit

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You’ll always be gambit

fluid onyx
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Whenever I hold c4 with a pod I always just start

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breath heavily

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To freak them out

wanton fog
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I put 3 C4 on the drop pod ramp so my team couldn’t get in without blowing up

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Expect that mongrel scout

fluid onyx
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My driller looks so fucking bad

wanton fog
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Mine looks like a yellow doom guy

fluid onyx
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It has fucking goggles, droopy side burns, and massive chin strap

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It looks like thebfucking creator of sonichu with a huge ass goatee

wanton fog
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I listen to death grapes

livid shuttle
wanton fog
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It is

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Who the hell made that

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I’m gonna turn their lights off

livid shuttle
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I made it because it is a meme and not to be taken seriously...

wanton fog
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nice my friend

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We are in the same situation

livid shuttle
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Ah. My bad!

wanton fog
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All good

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It’s difficult to tell intentions from just words

trail sentinel
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"it is a meme and not to be taken seriously"
Absolutely disgusting, memes are of the utmost serious nature.

wanton fog
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Where are you vacationing?

trail sentinel
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✨

brisk elbow
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4 engineers, 4 Steeves, and 8 turrets is an authentic 2fort experience.

wanton fog
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What looks like corn cake

livid shuttle
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Engineer platforms?

brisk elbow
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The glyphids.

wanton fog
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Your face

livid shuttle
wanton fog
brisk elbow
wanton fog
fluid onyx
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4 drillers

brisk elbow
split spruce
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i didnt know the pickaxe worked better semi automatic

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"explosives placed"

brisk elbow
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"explosives placed"

wanton fog
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Why can’t I find a single dreadnought card

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It’s the only one I’m missing

brisk elbow
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Use the market.

wanton fog
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I’m broke on steam

brisk elbow
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o.

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Not even 11 cents?

wanton fog
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Nope

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Bone dry

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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Thanks to the kindness of a stranger

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I now have the last card

brisk elbow
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Yay.

wanton fog
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And I also got a good laugh

brisk elbow
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But is your Account level a billion

wanton fog
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44

brisk elbow
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I'm level 90.

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XP up at this point is fucking MEAN.

wanton fog
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What’s your steam I need the gambit experience

brisk elbow
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uh.

wanton fog
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If it’s gambit

brisk elbow
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No more link.

wanton fog
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I knew it

brisk elbow
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Yeah, that's my name.

wanton fog
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There

brisk elbow
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Now we can play DRG.

wanton fog
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And I can have 5778487557676ping

brisk elbow
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Hell yeah.

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OH WAIT- I FORGOT DRG HAD CARDS

wanton fog
wraith burrow
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You haven't truly rock and stoned

wanton fog
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This is the kind stranger

wraith burrow
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Until you've been downed by enemies across the map

brisk elbow
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I've been bitch-slapped by an acid spinner in haz5, does that count?

wraith burrow
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Yeah, that counts

wanton fog
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I live here

wraith burrow
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I've noticed

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Hold on, what gave you the "Regular" role?

brisk elbow
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Being a regular and sorta positive role model. I guess.

wanton fog
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How am I not a positive member

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I...

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Uh

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Well

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I’m regular...

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And

brisk elbow
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I guess because the nitra snorting stuff.

wanton fog
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Maybe it’s time to quit

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New pan time

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No bad words

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No drug references

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Family friendly pan

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I hate it already

brisk elbow
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Hm.

iron canyon
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Don't let tater see you

gleaming prism
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I like pan

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One of the few who memes

distant ember
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Is Pan a gunner though?

gleaming prism
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Idk kinda imagined this thing

wanton fog
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I’m a pan

gleaming prism
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That's u

distant ember
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I feel like Pan is more, scout

wanton fog
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I hate scout

gleaming prism
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Told ya

distant ember
brisk elbow
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Then what are ye'?

wanton fog
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You know this gambit

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I’m disappointed you don’t remember

brisk elbow
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Oh right.

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You're a Driller now?

gleaming prism
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Pan which Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness villian are you

wanton fog
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Yes

gleaming prism
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Got it

wanton fog
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Yeah that’s me

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Wide neck

gleaming prism
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I could tell

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A being of wide power

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And passive until threatened

wanton fog
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That’s scarily true

gleaming prism
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I've also got 1 saved from the Penguins of Madagascar show but it's irrelevant

wanton fog
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A meme

distant ember
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Just post a selfie.

gleaming prism
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Like the rocks of just putting big bull man in

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I forgot his name

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Bet the bull

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Pet he

brisk elbow
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I know what I'm gonna do with it.

wanton fog
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Go ahead gambit

gleaming prism
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Mwah

wanton fog
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Am pro

gleaming prism
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I'm gonna go blow my nose in a corner and have a fever dream then go to school in a few

wanton fog
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Have fun

gleaming prism
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Thanku

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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Hahahahaha

gleaming prism
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That is a man of speed

brisk elbow
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Your meme delivered in 10 minutes or less

wanton fog
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Gambit you magnificent bastard

brisk elbow
wanton fog
brisk elbow
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If we can somehow get by the internet issue, I can probably tag along.

wanton fog
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It’s bad enough with 100 ping I wonder what playing with an American will feel like

brisk elbow
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We talk about Cheeseburgers every 2 seconds and demand you pay $19K for a vaccine shot.

wanton fog
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And I talk about kangaroos Vegemite and spiders and constantly call each other [. .]

brisk elbow
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Oh no

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Look in non-drg-chat

distant ember
wanton fog
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Thank you for telling me where non drg chat is lsenfer

novel fulcrum
brisk elbow
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Pan, I have a bit of meme material.

wanton fog
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Than k

naive nest
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Me: Sees a hard object
My foot: “I’m gonna kick it”

urban kettle
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Ok so no shit, I was walking down the sidewalk the other day and there was this random bowling ball sized rock on the sidewalk, pretty close to the road. It was such a random place for such a large rock, that my dumbass monkey brain could only think "I'm gonna kick that as hard as I can to see if it's a real rock"

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It was a real rock.

brisk elbow
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Oh yeah. This is big brain time

naive nest
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So how was your foot?

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Definitely not rock and stone

brisk elbow
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Probably to the bone.

naive nest
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ROCK AND STONE

To the bone

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Getting rock and stoned

brisk elbow
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Stone and Rock bone to the rock rock

naive nest
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Rock and stone, breaking bones

brisk elbow
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Röck and stöne

naive nest
urban kettle
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I was wearing hiking boots, so it really hurt my ankle more than my foot.

naive nest
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Tell your ankle to stop hurting then

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And if it doesn’t, scare it with the saw

brisk elbow
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Still must've really hurt.

gleaming prism
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Oh pan I should probably tell you the one kung fu panda spirit animal gets his son stolen a lot but he calls many strangers his friend they become his friends

distant ember
brisk elbow
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I'm on mobile, guys. I can't tell what this is. Someone describe it.

safe ore
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Someone screaming

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Wait is that 096?

foggy flower
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Femur Breaker

safe ore
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femur breaker?

foggy flower
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I don't play SCP but apparently to lure one of the monsters out or away from you, you need to break some dudes femur

safe ore
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i just went to check and good god

foggy flower
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So it breaks your femur, the long leg bone, and then they would play the audio of the cell which you can hear screaming from the subject and it attracts 106 so they can contain 106

safe ore
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spooks

brisk elbow
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OOOOH, the pickaxe machine is a femur breaker?

safe ore
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I love scp for how disturbing it is

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But wait that means 106 is in the station

brisk elbow
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Hauntef Cave tookk a. Big step up

humble jasper
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Is that why the firing range is closed off?

distant ember
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yes

brisk elbow
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I just want 999

novel fulcrum
loud nebula
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Disambiguation

hollow cloud
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Rock and stone!

loud nebula
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I learned a new word

novel fulcrum
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I think some of the scouts suffered from femur breaker honestly. That poor creatures can be detected when one of them are pinging minerals at eye sight level. I think that's the side effect that is distinct to them, so is pretty much the fact they don't bring a flare gun with them. Help them out, don't be indifferent. Get them back to space rig as soon as possible, any fast way prefered.

dark prawn
novel fulcrum
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I want elephant rounds for double-barrel

iron canyon
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Jumbo shells not enough for you?

cinder vessel
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We need BIGGER shells

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We need MORE shells

hollow void
novel fulcrum
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I want 8 shells that can two-shot bulk

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😄

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or a driller

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both good reasons

torn raft
balmy phoenix
blazing loom
wanton fog
crisp cargo
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Outstanding work please continue

torn raft
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Rocky Fence

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Hadrian's Wall?

warped fiber
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Lines Germanicus

turbid jackal
modern falcon
turbid jackal
modern falcon
round hound
iron hornet
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Steeve

naive nest
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Nobody:
That one guy who purposely shoots steeve evil laughter

distant ember
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Ain't nothing but a peanut

lime geyser
hollow cloud
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If a guy shot your steeve, wasn't contributing to the mission and called drop pod early....

cosmic sigil
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Me when the swarm with a bulk also pops the dreadnought

hollow cloud
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.... THAT ISN'T A DWARF

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THat's a dirty leaf lover

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Shoot them and leave them behind

distant ember
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Calling the pod is a much greater blunder than shooting Steeve

hollow cloud
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And doing that after not shooting a single flare and not mining half the platforms you put for them

distant ember
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They should have an option so only the host can call the pod if they aren’t downed

hollow cloud
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that's a sin

hot shadow
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When you don't want the bulk detonator to blow up and kill your team, so you use c4 to blow up and kill your team

iron hornet
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Thats a strat

hollow cloud
brisk elbow
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Steeve, did I just catch you using a DnD meme!?

torn raft
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Dwarves: just finished cleaning up a wave on Haz5
The next wave of glyphids 3 seconds later:

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brisk elbow
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Welcome to Point Extraction.

hollow cloud
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"First cyber dwarf on bitcoin mine, Toronto, 2117"

torn raft
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Lol

quasi yacht
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he controls the mule and bosco at the same time

distant ember
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Young management perhaps?

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Why is it in Russian

hollow fern
hollow fern
torn raft
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I have a cursed meme idea but its gonna take me a few hours to make I shall return once it has been completed

brisk elbow
rotund lotus
distant ember
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Is there any use for an error cube yet or am I still too green?

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Me as a gunner in h1 when mission control says a small swarm of glyphids is heading my way

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@distant ember nope

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The urge to say yes to your question @distant ember is barely containable but no, there is no use.

dry trout
brisk elbow
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You can use it as a rubix cube

distant ember
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It's the same colour on each surface though @brisk elbow

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Nah mate

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What a shitty Rubix cube

gray karma
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yo is that cube rare or smth

brisk elbow
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It's in Brail.

rotund lotus
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gives you 2k xp

gray karma
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oh shit alright

distant ember
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Is that a lot?

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I never paid attention to exp

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Just came in, mined, killed and got out

rotund lotus
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  • hazard bonus
brisk elbow
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Teacher: "You can't hear images!"
Me: *Picture of Molly doing literally anything*

📎 unknown.png
distant ember
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The day that Molly or Bosco scream like R2D2 doing something crazy, I'll lose my shit.

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Reeeeeeeet

hollow fern
iron hornet
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The CUBE has fallen into the river

distant ember
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Lol

full stirrup
elfin mural
dry trout
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nah, thats working as intended as its an AOE attack

full stirrup
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But he was underground, with no indication.

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I know it's AOE, but he wasn't even on the same surface layer as me.

vivid oak
#

He will slowly break his way up to ya

dry trout
#

it was angled so the attack was angled, you can see it with the rocks rising.

#

its got a bit of a large hitbox under it

vivid oak
#

I had it happen the other day and he dug a tunnel to get to me

uncut kettle
junior folio
urban kettle
#

It tickles me pink to know that lady dwarves are just as burly and strong as man dwarves, and make just as good miners.

rotund lotus
#

ok

elfin mural
#

they can grow just as magnificent beards too

distant ember
#

Dwarven children are rowdy little people, so the women have to compensate
now it's just natural for yer wife to be as strong as ye

rotund lotus
#

exactly

humble jasper
#

extra T H I C C

harsh grotto
lyric dust
#

Mushroom!

brisk elbow
#

I did what was probably the worst mission possible and somehow survived.

loud nebula
#

mega leaf lover*

faint timber
#

@brisk elbow the player level difference in that screen shot made my teeth buckle

brisk elbow
#

Scout wasn't ready.

distant ember
#

this but lootbug

brisk elbow
#

mmm myes pet lotbuge

distant ember
#

what if lootbugs skin was about as smooth as froge's

gleaming prism
#

Did not school, died

brisk elbow
foggy flower
#

Slapping the lootbug

#

😡

brisk elbow
#

Right, sorry.

#

(Power-attacks Lootbug)

distant ember
#

That’s better

foggy flower
#

Quick and painless

tawdry gyro
#

Relatively speaking

distant ember
#

If you drive it through the skull it won’t feel a thing

torn raft
#

I have returned hours later with my meme

#

I also posted it to the art channel

distant ember
#

it just teleport you back in a barrel of "Wormhole Special" on the spacerig

torn raft
#

you enter

#

your vision goes dark

#

and as your vision return to you slowly, the smell of pine and the bitter cold greets you

#

and in front of your eyes you see it

#

"The Elder Scrolls V"

#

"SKYRIM"

cosmic sigil
#

Hey you, you're finally awake

torn raft
#

Trying to board the drop pod, huh?

brisk elbow
torn raft
#

oh no

#

@brisk elbow I worshipped the cube
And look at what happened

#

We are doomed

brisk elbow
#

You fool

torn raft
#

I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THE CUBE

#

Im moving to the nether
Im moving to the nether
Im moving tooooooo the nether

clever cave
#

bruh

blazing timber
#

That’s a rectangle.

torn raft
#

ah shit pack it up lads

#

You know what screw the nether
You know what screw the nether
You know what screeeewwwww the nether

distant ember
#

it just teleport you in magma core.

brisk elbow
#

Free incredibly useful Magnite!

fallow mantle
torn raft
#

Take the corpse on mining mission

loud nebula
#

must been a leaflover miner

torn raft
#

Weekend At Karl's

distant ember
#

you debloque karl corpse

brisk elbow
#

The jumpscares are just replaced with "Can I have a Leaf Lover's special?"

loud nebula
#

lies

distant ember
#

you can use it as a grenade and throw it at enemies

loud nebula
#

Karl cant die

torn raft
#

Karl doesnt need a mortal body

loud nebula
#

he is still alive

brisk elbow
#

Where were you when Karl is kill?

I was at bar drinking stout when phone ring.

Karl is kill.

No

loud nebula
#

lies

distant ember
#

Karl was left behind. maybe he survived. maybe not.

loud nebula
#

karl is still alive
in our dwarven harts

torn raft
loud nebula
distant ember
loud nebula
#

any of our harts contains a Karl then

brisk elbow
#

What if a part of Karl is within all of us, so united, we're Karl?

torn raft
#

LIKE MEGAZORD

#

WITH THE DWARVES COMBINED

distant ember
#

Karl became a Ermit living in thoses caves. His beards grew so much now he look like a sasquatch

torn raft
#

THEY CREATE
MEGAKARL

loud nebula
#

MEGA KARL OF DOOM

brisk elbow
#

Exodia the forbidden one*

torn raft
#

Left Leg of the Forbidden One
Right Leg of the Forbidden One
Left Arm of the Forbidden One
C4

loud nebula
#

head is the managment guy

#

or is it?

brisk elbow
#

Management guy is a dirty human, don't be ridiculous.

distant ember
#

he...he cant be one.. he said rock and stone... right?

torn raft
#

We only see his face because he is really tall

#

Humans are physically incapable of saying Rock and Stone

distant ember
#

yeah

brisk elbow
#

Also, Mission Control guy:
*Lacks a beard (incredibly CRUCIAL if you're a dwarf)
*No deep badass voice
*No appreciation for beer
*No appreciation for our sick dance moves
*Not a fan of barrel kicking (Yet we have a game for it)

distant ember
#

@brisk elbow you dont have beard either driller.

brisk elbow
#

I lost my beard in a freak flamer drill-tangling accident.

torn raft
distant ember
brisk elbow
#

I have a reason to lose a beard. MC guy can sit in his stupid office all day. He probably even has shaving equipment.

distant ember
#

His suspicious!

brisk elbow
distant ember
#

your profile picture dont have a beard. what prove us its you on that picture?!?

#

MMhhh?

brisk elbow
#

I wanted to meme.

torn raft
brisk elbow
#

R2 knows what's up.

torn raft
#

:p

distant ember
#

hes right

#

Im sorry Suspicious driller

#

but we never can be to sure

brisk elbow
#

If I order a leaf lover, throw me in the fire hoop

distant ember
#

We will brother. we will

torn raft
#

and we shall follow you

clever cave
#

Leaf Lover is ok bc it lets you drink more tho

distant ember
#

Thats what a leaf lover would say PGL engineer

clever cave
#

Or you can take the manly approach and just throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.

distant ember
#

They force you to drink it by ordering a round of .. this thing..

tribal apex
#

Leaf Lover is on thin ice but i trust in the structure of our bar: if its on the menu, its gotta count for something

#

It wouldn’t be on the menu if it wasn’t dwarf-ish...right??

clever cave
#

yeah, for pleasing the management

distant ember
#

it isnt dwarf-ish at all

tribal apex
#

By Karl if its not dwarfish the management is an enemy of the dwarf people and i defended it...brothers what do i do

hybrid creek
#

drink to repent

tribal apex
#

Wait why do i say dwarfish when dwarven exists

#

I need to clear my mind with a Glyphid Slammer

gleaming lodge
#

go big, take a blackout

tribal apex
#

I will wait until im at my limit then take a blackout

#

I call that the Obliteration

torn raft
#

A real dwarf injects blackout stout directly into their eyes

distant ember
tribal apex
#

By Karl you’re a strong one

torn raft
#

I am Karl

tribal apex
#

Holy Beer...the legends...they’re all true

gleaming lodge
#

Karl is just Gotrek who took a wrong turn and ended up on Hoxxes

brisk elbow
iron canyon
#

Sounds like a plan

torn raft
#

You playing minecraft? lol

simple citrus
torn raft
#

OK boomer

distant ember
#

the little fox knows whats up

wanton fog
torn raft
#

I put tape over the lense

wanton fog
#

How did my rocky fence go

loud nebula
#

is that a

#

B U N K E R

brisk elbow
#

Yes. IN POINT EXTRACTION!

wanton fog
#

Good morning gambit

turbid jackal
brisk elbow
#

It's 4 hours after noon

turbid jackal
#

737,495 days is 2020.5 years

brisk elbow
#

Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some better timers

turbid jackal
#

Maybe the devs are addressing time dilation in FTL travel

wanton fog
#

Or just delete Australia

velvet oar
#

also a good plan

tawdry gyro
#

They did, how else could they predict the future with such sure precision?

brisk elbow
#

But where're the 'Strayans gonna go?

wanton fog
#

Uh

turbid jackal
#

Hoxxes, they'll love it there

forest grotto
#

Guess game got no response from DRG servers so assumed default time of 0

wanton fog
#

Yeah

#

We movin to hoxxes

brisk elbow
#

I got a confused Driller who'll dig you a house.

wanton fog
#

Thanks I appreciate it

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Chinese Name

turbid jackal
#

that's a fucking mansion

wanton fog
#

No promotion

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

But builds that

turbid jackal
#

This dude marches to his own drum

wanton fog
#

That’s a gamer move

brisk elbow
#

We playing Rock and Stone craft

#

Hell yeah.

wanton fog
#

:))

brisk elbow
#

I still have zero idea what that Driller was doing, though.

turbid jackal
#

Drilling

brisk elbow
#

It was on Point Extraction, the least bunkerable mission

turbid jackal
#

Drilling

brisk elbow
#

Drilling

wanton fog
#

Drilling

near grove
#

Drilling

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow I created a homeless scout

#

To show how much I hate the class

brisk elbow
#

Did you strip him of his beard?

wanton fog
#

Yes

#

He has nothing but the game keeper

#

And stock armour

fringe tusk
#

That's just... evil.

brisk elbow
#

I've looked uglier.

wanton fog
#

What’s this drg update

#

Not big at all

near grove
#

not the place for this but
yeah, what's with those updates with no patch notes
I require my data

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

You see mr powers

#

I love gooolllld

brisk elbow
#

I look like Compressed Gold so people are more likely to carry me.

near grove
#

good one

wanton fog
#

Hold up

#

Ima turn into a sheep

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Cool

#

I’m back

brisk elbow
#

I hated that mission.

#

And welcome back.

wanton fog
#

Saw that way up gambit

brisk elbow
#

Ach.

wanton fog
#

I read all of chat

#

You cannot burn me I am already dead

brisk elbow
#

I'll C4 you.

foggy flower
#

Freshly peeled

wanton fog
#

Why would you C4 a dubwool

brisk elbow
#

I don't even know what a dubwool is

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

Ah, so a pokemans?

wanton fog
#

Ah Yos my sir

foggy flower
#

With that look it's giving me? Goddamn right I'll C4 it

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

Oh man

wanton fog
#

I’m gonna continue on my meme now

#

Be back in a tick

brisk elbow
#

I'm gonna sit here.

dark prawn
#

@brisk elbow sees screenshot of you in a game Wow, I thought you were just an entity that exclusively exists in the meme channel.

tidal oriole
#

Guys

#

I have created an abomination

brisk elbow
#

Well, I do exist in-game! This world can't stop me.

tidal oriole
brisk elbow
#

Needs more split broken letters.

torn raft
#

FOR KARL

dark prawn
#

Needs to be deep fried more.

#

Moar filters.

brisk elbow
#

Sure, gimme a moment.

tidal oriole
#

As you wish

brisk elbow
quasi yacht
#

hashtag funneh

tidal oriole
#

I think I went too far

indigo haven
#

Insert Jojo reference here

tidal oriole
#

ZA WORLDO

#

@brisk elbow mind me taking your edit to the r/expanddong subreddit?

brisk elbow
#

If you wanna.

#

Still. Some words are blurry and may be hard to find.

tidal oriole
#

So I should send my normal one then

#

Well screw it

brisk elbow
#

Yes.

dark prawn
#

Yeah. There’s a fine balance to be striked when deep frying something.

wanton fog
#

But I’m extremely sick today so I can’t think straight

minor belfry
#

1st rate meme. Also get well soon 💓

wanton fog
#

Thank you

dark prawn
#

When you see the scout fall to his death in the same hole multiple times.

📎 image0.jpg
wanton fog
#

Let him die

brisk elbow
#

Leave no dwarf behind!

hexed jackal
#

let him die

wanton fog
#

I’m back

#

I’m just talking to my mates about the cornflake virus

brisk elbow
#

It's in a nearby city, so I'm probably gonna wind up Sick. Again.

quasi yacht
#

dwarves dont get sick, they get drunk

wanton fog
#

You’ll be fine

#

If your not I’m gonna kill you

brisk elbow
#

I'm not feeling too well, but that doesn't really matter.

wanton fog
#

Your not gonna die

brisk elbow
#

I know, but still. Being sick a third time is just... fucking soul-crushing to me.

wanton fog
#

Your a strong driller main

#

You can handle it

dark prawn
#

I mean that’s the advantage of being a gamer. You never go outside. nice

brisk elbow
#

Epic

quasi yacht
#

E🅱️ ic

wanton fog
#

What my sickness is I think it’s equivalent of drinking too many flintlock beers

brisk elbow
#

New name

wanton fog
#

Gambit made me a driller main

#

Without him I would still be a decent respectful class

dark prawn
#

So Hobbes, what do you main?
Me: YES

brisk elbow
#

I'm being an engineer for achievements.

hexed jackal
#

not wanting to play the chad driller class

#

Why live

quasi yacht
#

exactly, there is no main, there is only dwarve community

wanton fog
brisk elbow
dark prawn
#

I honestly end up playing driller the most. People seem to take him the least.

wanton fog
#

Minecraft

#

AHHH

#

Now I’m missing slime rancher playing cards

#

I can never win

quasi yacht
#

is there coronavirus in Hoxxes?

wanton fog
#

Yes

#

Also hoxxes is flat

#

Gambit is playing deep rock what will he do?

brisk elbow
#

Do this Deep Dive.

quasi yacht
#

dig probably

wanton fog
#

I’m probably gonna look for dumb mission names and fuck around with homeless scout

brisk elbow
quasi yacht
#

im very bored and i cant go outside because of coronavirus, what should I do?

rotund lotus
#

lightning round?

brisk elbow
#

DRG memes

torn raft
#

You underestimate my C4 throwing arm!

pastel prawn
torn raft
#

Guys I know what the cubes are for

#

The very final update, all dwarves will take all their cubes that they have accumulated over the years

#

And we shall BUILD Karl

#

WE SHALL GIVE HIM A VESSEL WORTHY OF THE GREAT BEARDED ONE

wanton fog
#

Hahah

#

Karl became the cubes

brisk elbow
#

HELL YEAH!

torn raft
#

its only a matter of time before someone edits that poster for the error cube

distant ember
#

a beard

torn raft
#

by the beard

#

buy a beard

wanton fog
naive nest
wanton fog
naive nest
#

Remember someone got fired from drg?

wanton fog
#

No

naive nest
#

There was an image I saw here, thr game bugged out making the guy look like they’re level0

#

Thus looking like they got fired

fluid jasper
#

We already know what's inside the cube tho

#

It's Peter Molyneux

naive nest
#

It’s the lamb sauce

#

no it’s the lamb sauce

#

We have located the lamb sauce, Gordon Ramsay will be proud

fluid jasper
#

Peter Molyneux

brisk elbow
torn raft
wanton fog
#

I’m playing a game with this random scout

#

He hasn’t spoken a word

#

But it’s been so fun

brisk elbow
#

How so?

crisp cargo
#

holy shit i love this channel

brisk elbow
#

We all do.

wanton fog
#

Idk I’m just having a blast

brisk elbow
#

Oh nice.

long pier
#

did someone say blast???? nice detpack

torn raft
#

GOTTA BLAST

brisk elbow
#

I got 14 error cubves.

#

Let's go to The Nether

torn raft
#

new nether update, bois

brisk elbow
#

But R2, what if you arrange them like an End Portal?

torn raft
#

You get to fight the glyphid dragon

brisk elbow
#

So an unattended Dreadnaught nest?

hollow cloud
#

You will need combined efforts of 4 friendly beastmaster dwarves and the power of their beer to tame it

wanton fog
#

Is it wrong that my favourite beer is flintlock

brisk elbow
#

My favorite's wormhole.

wanton fog
#

Drink a flink lock them a wormhole

#

Then*

brisk elbow
#

Did that.

wanton fog
#

What happened

brisk elbow
#

I flew away.

wanton fog
#

Weeee

brisk elbow
#

(Ducktales "The Moon" theme plays)

wanton fog
#

Go meet Wallace and Gromit

brisk elbow
#

Aw man.

torn raft
#

So we back in the mine

wanton fog
#

No

brisk elbow
#

Calling that damn tin can side to side, side to side

wanton fog
#

A loot bug just flew away

#

He went home

pastel prawn
#

local scout goes down a side cavern

wanton fog
#

That one just did a backflip etf

#

Wtf

uncut parrot
#

There evolving

wanton fog
#

Deep dive but awesome

brisk elbow
#

This one is surprisingly well done.

wanton fog
#

I wanna get 1000000 credits

#

I’m not gonna spend a credit until I get that much

brisk elbow
#

I'm at least 1/100th of the way ther.e

blazing loom
wanton fog
brisk elbow
blazing loom
#

ew light theme

wanton fog
#

I have the power of settings

blazing loom
#

does it hurt your eyes?

brisk elbow
#

Nah.

#

I already suffer being pained passively by just existing, so light theme tacked on isn't much more.

wanton fog
#

I use white theme when life isn’t painful enough

#

ASo

#

Has enough named

#

Seen the game named creative destruction

#

This looks like garbage

brisk elbow
#

To Non-drg chat if we shall rip on it. I never seen it, but tell me how awful it is.

astral vigil
#

Even the discord devs find it funny that some people use it in light mode

brisk elbow
#

Eh.

balmy phoenix
#

and no one gave me reddit gold

brisk elbow
balmy phoenix
#

thankyou kind stranger -edit strangers

lost kernel
brisk elbow
#

GO! 300%

round hound
brisk elbow
#

Oh damn.

round hound
#

when your team got wipe out by dreadnought in elite deep dive

#

and chanting you are dead

wanton fog
#

I’m gonna Hit myself with myself

minor belfry
wanton fog
#

Demospitter

round hound
#

indeed

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Well

#

As soon as I joined that

#

I was kicked

brisk elbow
#

Oof.

wanton fog
minor belfry
#

You probably aren't level 500.

wanton fog
#

But I was happy with the kick

#

They said “I’m sorry this was meant to be private”

#

A nice way

brisk elbow
#

I'm almost level 100!

wanton fog
#

1/5

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

I have a lot of leveled up characters

#

And I’m half way there

#

Well

#

10 meters away

#

Members

#

Memeter

#

Mad

#

Help

dry trout
#

r/ihadastroke

wanton fog
#

Post it there for karma

#

Amd renniygold

brisk elbow
#

!redditGarlic

wanton fog
#

He’dLDP

elfin mural
#

I am not a Driller. Management, stop giving me more driller please.

📎 unknown.png
wanton fog
#

I’ll take em

brisk elbow
#

No, give them to me.

round hound
#

more like * I'll take your entire stock !!*

brisk elbow
#

lurking ➰detpack

elfin mural
#

I have literally nine for driller and one for gunner so far

brisk elbow
#

Oops, I yeeted my C4

round hound
#

what could go wrong if management made c4 fatboy

brisk elbow
#

A lot.

elfin mural
#

(I got carried in by a friend)

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow GAMBIT

#

I THINK I FOUND THAT DRILLER

#

THAT HOUSE BUILDING ONE

brisk elbow
#

WHERE

#

PICTURE

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

No, it wasn't him.

wanton fog
#

NOOOOO

#

I thought I found the cool

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Dam

#

I have no reason to live anymore

brisk elbow
#

I'm sure you'll find em'.

#

Is it wrong I sometimes run right at the Dread to dodge it?

elfin mural
#

so when do we get lloyd's top hat as a cosmetic

#

top hat?

#

I must still be drunk

split palm
#

Bowler?

elfin mural
#

bowler hat

#

yeah

#

gotta lay off the glyphid slammer

steel magnet
cobalt violet
#

I hate to break it to you but the barrel will not be accompanying you on the next mission

brisk elbow
#

You cannot bring the barrels with you on missions, but I applaud your efforts.

naive nest
#

The seats in the pod are for employees, not barrels!

pine root
#

The seats in the pods are for barrels, not employees!

naive nest
#

Yes

brisk elbow
naive nest
#

Please don’t kick barrels in the launch bay, barrels and thrusters don’t mix

brisk elbow
#

@wanton fog nice one.

wanton fog
#

Wait what