#drg-memes-no-talk

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thorny solstice
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oh great.. now glyphids is a cocorachas!!

hollow fern
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goodnight

stuck adder
balmy phoenix
humble jasper
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"We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simmunltaneous, devastating and defensive deep strikes."

distant ember
hollow cloud
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Let those drops stay there as ammo for Karl, who still strides the endless depths of Hoxxes!

empty ridge
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is it really steel rain if its nothing but glorious drills?

humble jasper
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It's like leaving flowers at someone's grave, except we're leaving massive stockpiles of ammo and red sugar for Karl.

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He's still out there somewhere, fighting the good fight while being off his rocker on ungodly amounts of red sugar.

iron canyon
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Karl was actually just a janitor who perished in the Incident lurking

humble jasper
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He was cleaning out a pod when it was sent planetside by mistake.

lyric dew
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When you're playing gunner and the driller comes up behind you to suicide bomb you but you have friendly and a 30% damage resistance so the driller just wastes his charge without even getting past your shield

empty ridge
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thats why we have 3

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for the stubborn stains

torn raft
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Deep Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots

plush ferry
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п

hollow cloud
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Now here's a curious thing

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Imagine if we could summon the turrets from heavy lifter instead of just ammo

stuck adder
clever latch
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Seems he likes you

distant ember
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@stuck adder have engy plug the top, call resup and destroy the platform? EZ kill

stuck adder
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we were short 8 nitra.

distant ember
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oh engy was down too

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Supply pod doesn't one shot dreads anymore though

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It does break armor, but that's it

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ah my bad, thx

smoky schooner
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@balmy phoenix Karl is pleased with the offering you have left him. You will find fortune in the coming missions.

hollow cloud
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May you have golden beer on a lvl 3 mining mission with gold rush

blazing loom
hollow cloud
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Come on mate come on

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It was like barely half a page up

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Here, have a better one :3

deft cave
digital pelican
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oop that’s small

naive nest
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Same thing applies to the whole team when scouts don’t use their flare guns

round hound
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but if the scout and engi coporated with the platform they become bromance together

distant ember
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Jesus christ, they're minerals, leaf lover.

cosmic sigil
naive nest
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Well in this case hit them to work at all

tawdry gyro
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Turret whip applies

frosty swift
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I have no editing skills, so I need someone to meme for me

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Any takers?

digital pelican
molten zinc
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pfffffft

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no, get the away from me

deft cave
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While we are using tf2 related images:

When your gunner main friend joins the lobby:

📎 malice.PNG
digital pelican
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Please gunner

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I just want to pet the loot bug

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aaaaannd there it goes

naive nest
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When you bring a loot bug back to the space rig and someone equips the “It’s a bug thing” perk

empty ridge
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Pop

minor belfry
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Pictured a Scout about to get his ass handed to him by a pack of Slashers while aiming his focused shots.

📎 2.jpg
naive nest
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Guys do you eat your loot bugs whole or in chunks?

digital pelican
naive nest
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I do whole thing, no chewing just down the throat into the gut

minor belfry
naive nest
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I am left in the medbay after stomach bursting

digital pelican
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But

sudden shuttle
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I like to turn it into a mush and dip glyphid legs in it

digital pelican
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The minerals

naive nest
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And throat damages

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And gold poisoning

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Don’t know why I still do it

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It isn’t present

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I think it’s an addiction

torn raft
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The bomb has been planted

naive nest
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jumps at the bomb

torn raft
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Works like a charm

near grove
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I have good news and....
news that are either good or bad depending on your view of things
good news is that I am planning to weaponize drop pods in Starbase
the other news is that they will be used to defend a site of "giving a moon cat ears"

dry trout
static oasis
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more drg memes pls

torn raft
dry trout
static oasis
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yes, yes, this is nice ❤️

elfin mural
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Dwarves drunkenly dancing around in front of beer-sco on the rig

distant ember
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His name is Lloyd!

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We got Bosco, Molly, Lloyd.

elfin mural
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good to know. didn't actually know that

distant ember
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Still dont know who Karl is though.

elfin mural
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the greatest Dwarf ever, and that's all we need to know

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I assume he was the first dwarf to set foot on Hoxxes IV

distant ember
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I wonder what other robots or things have a name like that....

elfin mural
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Bosco, Molly, Lloyd, Billy, Bob, and Wade (mini-mule nicknames from friends)

distant ember
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you forgot Betsy!

elfin mural
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oh yeah Betsy, the robot that sometimes has ended our lives more than it has helped

distant ember
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Oh you mean the Steroid fuelled killer Mule?

elfin mural
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I wanna do something stupid and make my pickaxe out of pretty morkite

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but I know pick customization is coming soon

clever latch
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@dry trout Dang tried to put it as a pfp and it's too big i need to see how i can lower it without breaking the gif

hollow fern
urban kettle
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Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Karl!

elfin mural
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ᚠᛟᚱ ᚴᚨᚱᛚ!

storm sky
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Strike the earth

urban kettle
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@elfin mural I can't read that, but at the same time, I know exactly what it says. Is this the power of ultra dwarf instinct?

fringe tusk
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We had a lot of nitra, so I just tried to kill the dread using a supply pod. I tried to lure the dread under the pod, but just ended up killing myself, and the gunner then jumped right under the pod as it landed.

faint timber
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Und Wir haben Hunger @urban kettle

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im learning german and it made me so happy that i could actually read that so i wanted to respond lol

haughty saffron
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i did the supply drop on a dread yesterday

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almost killed it with it

urban kettle
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@faint timber it was actually the lyrics to the attack on titan theme, modified with Karl

haughty saffron
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and my buddy was spazzing out because of it working

faint timber
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damn

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):

severe flume
hollow fern
inner spindle
brisk elbow
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Hey can someone just get me a picture of any cave? I just need a corner-like picture of one.

humble jasper
brisk elbow
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Yeah sure this works.

hot heath
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guys anyone got the meme where mission control mugs you?

brisk elbow
hot heath
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thanks

brisk elbow
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Put your morkite in the bag

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I also need a Dreadnaught health bar.

karmic yew
brisk elbow
long pier
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we need massive beards

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beards so big you can wrap them around your neck like a scarf

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and still have beard left to spare

loud nebula
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nah

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beards so big

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you become the beard

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no legs or arms

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just

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beard

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with guns

brisk elbow
haughty saffron
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would be happy with some sunglasses

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definitly need those

long pier
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a bowler hat would be nice too

naive nest
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Shallow Rock Dwarf

Saftey. Light. Giants

brisk elbow
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What if we give Bosco a bowler hat?

naive nest
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What if we turn bosco into a bowling ball

brisk elbow
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Make Bosco into Fallout 4's Codsworth.

naive nest
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New grenade type for driller: nuclear bowling ball

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Everything is a pin

brisk elbow
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"ONLY ONE OF US IS GUNNA SURVIVE THIS, AND IT WON'T BE YOU!"

loud nebula
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@brisk elbow yes, but with more dwarf stuff in the beard

naive nest
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Most satisfying thing to do is blowing up your entire team with one C4

brisk elbow
naive nest
brisk elbow
haughty saffron
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speen?

naive nest
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You spin me right round

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When your dwarf says “Nice Beard” to a beardless Dwarf

brisk elbow
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Driller has a nice beard

little surge
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Dwarves have beards. Their just sometimes really small.

haughty saffron
torn raft
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Drillers beard is invisible
Because its scared of being C4'd
So its hiding

scarlet bison
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Driller shaves.
If you don't count sideburns as beards you are a beaggot.

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beard-biggot

static oasis
brisk elbow
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Yea that's how Driller lost his.

clever latch
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That's how dwarves become slayers

novel fulcrum
brisk elbow
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Aw yes

junior folio
winged canopy
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Who would've thought that having a giant fucking beard could be a liability around fucking spinning machinery

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Weird

naive nest
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That sounds like a weak leaf loving elf

quasi yacht
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beards need care

brisk elbow
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This is why Gunner also lacks much of a beard.

distant ember
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said the driller with no hair on the shin

brisk elbow
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We're so manly we shave with our drills

naive nest
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Driller must fear Ebonite mutated glyphids

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Because they’re neither drillable nor flammable

clever latch
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Oh they are drillable

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You can drill them

brisk elbow
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Too bad fleshy glyphids are going to waltz over and jam you.

loud nebula
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how about

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short beards?

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less of a danger of getting it tangled up

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or burned up

shell coral
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only if extremely styled

loud nebula
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yes ofcourse

digital pelican
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Just get resistant coating on your beard so you don’t run into those issues dderp

lyric dew
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Killing the Glypids as soon as they come out of the spawn holes:

compact coyote
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Ok hear me out

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Helmets that hold your beards and mustaches

exotic pine
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Skeletal jester has left the chat

compact coyote
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Then they explore out like a peacocks

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Explode*

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Don't mock me!

brisk elbow
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Hear me out: Make our entire outfit out of beard. So it's a big beard, but like... beard.

loud nebula
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make beard armour

fair dock
elfin mural
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I like how the bottom left corner is seemingly burnt off

brisk elbow
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What if Flintlocks are brewed with Detonator/Exploder goo?

naive nest
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Delicious

fair dock
wanton fog
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@brisk elbow pan

brisk elbow
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pan

urban kettle
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pan

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Air Traffic control just shit themselves

hexed jackal
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pan

wanton fog
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I am pan

urban kettle
loud nebula
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pan nap

naive nest
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Why did the driller cross the road?

fair dock
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to pick up the c4 on the other side of the road?

naive nest
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He didn’t, he dug under it

wanton fog
naive nest
distant ember
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I hate u

naive nest
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I know

distant ember
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i dont get it whats the joke here

wanton fog
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You don’t have to

distant ember
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why is there only 1 person in the first panel, 2 people in the 2nd and 3rd panel, and 1 person standing with the other person laying down

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it almost looks like that funny web comic loss

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ha HA

wanton fog
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Are you ok

distant ember
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yes i like to detonate c4 on teammates

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why do you ask

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just jokin around

wanton fog
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Are you ok

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I am pan

distant ember
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no im @distant ember

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Only 300 iq people get this meme and i hate it

waxen tendon
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It’s really not tho

wanton fog
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I’m not sorry

raven pond
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i will make u sorry

brisk elbow
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I'll fill that disgrace of a machine with ammo alright; shot, currently-whizzing-through-the-air-at-90MPH ammo.

urban kettle
wanton fog
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Thanks

brisk elbow
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Add stuttering.

wanton fog
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I’ll add stuttering

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What

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Now it’s transparent

brisk elbow
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Nice background

wanton fog
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@urban kettle can I get some blushing

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Nvm

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I did it myself

long pier
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Petition to give Bosco Lloyd's bowler cap

wanton fog
faint timber
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petition to have lloyds bowler cap as its own npc

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or would that be ripping off meet the robinsons

loud nebula
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driller: aight, lemme C4 it

elfin mural
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I want a bowler cap for my dwarf

brisk elbow
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Big Smoke, The Gunner

distant ember
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Is not anime if doesn't have bloom

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Disgusting levels of bloom

brisk elbow
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Oh right.

astral tree
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Have y'all be good drillers with your C4's lately? If I don't see any downed teammates with them boom boxes, I will be thoroughly disappointed.

brisk elbow
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Oh you'll like this one.

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I forgot whatBloom is.

astral tree
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Three players are drillers, the other one is a gunner. The three drillers start drilling a hole to the drop pod, and the gunner follows behind. The next thing the gunner knows, all three drillers are holding their C4's and looking at him suspiciously.

brisk elbow
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NO WAIT NOW I REMEMBER

distant ember
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Now we're talking!

astral tree
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The next thing the happens, the drillers escape and the gunner is downed for some reason and the drillers have no idea why. Their C4's are all gone too, but that doesn't have anything to do with the gunner going down... yeah... doesn't have anything to do with the gunner going down.

brisk elbow
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Yes

dry trout
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oh no

astral tree
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We need a union for drillers, and then another one for the C4.

brisk elbow
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We do: It's called Mighty Miner.

astral tree
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I don't see one for the C4.

brisk elbow
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Ach.

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Then why don't we ask the devs?

wanton fog
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That looks good

distant ember
brisk elbow
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What if we make The engineer more manly-looking?

wanton fog
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Hmm

brisk elbow
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So the sentry looks EVEN MORE girly and horrible in comparison?

wanton fog
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Give me a bit

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I’ll do it if you provide nitra

brisk elbow
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I can make it myself.

wanton fog
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And it do it faster if you can get me some cough ||error cube||

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Ahhh

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Yes this will kéēp me going

wispy vale
wanton fog
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We only post drg here

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You have committed a sin

dry trout
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The council will decide your fate

wanton fog
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The council is currently high on érrœr čûbē

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I say you die

wispy vale
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"why are you booing me? im right"

brisk elbow
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I make up like... at least 2% of the council, so my voice matters the most!

static oasis
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Not drg!?

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should I call the mods? >.>

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No? ok.

wanton fog
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Do it kitty

static oasis
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.>

wanton fog
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Sorry kitty someone’s used those words before nice

coarse plume
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Controversial opinion: I like elves

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And that is the first thing I post here

static oasis
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there are no rules about not using words in this channel, @wanton fog

wanton fog
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Why do you have to ping me

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I’m right here

static oasis
wanton fog
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Also

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I wanted to do that for so long but it’s done now

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So

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Now

static oasis
wanton fog
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I have no reason to exist

static oasis
wanton fog
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Itś æłł î dœ

distant ember
winged canopy
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You know I think you guys are right. That meme specifies respectable fantasy fandoms. Clearly you people are anything but 😏

dry trout
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THATS GOING IN THE BOOK!

wanton fog
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I can’t understand a word you just said

winged canopy
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Sorry, I should've thrown a misspelled form of "there" into the mix

wanton fog
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What

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WHen were we respectable

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We drink beer and kill teammates

winged canopy
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Mm

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I rest my case

wanton fog
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You might need that case

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They are helpful for carrying stuff

winged canopy
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I can carry it all

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In one trip

wanton fog
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Death stranding

winged canopy
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Grocery Handling

dry trout
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DRG is a stranding Game

winged canopy
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Deep rock g-stranding

wanton fog
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Deep stranding

winged canopy
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That's what happens when your scout whiffs the grapple

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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Can I snort alien eggs

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How would I crush one

brisk elbow
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I thought alien eggs were naturally mushy.

wanton fog
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I mean

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Sure

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But it’s more natural in a powder form

distant ember
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Mush them up then dry them out and powderize them

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Then let it rip

wanton fog
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Thanks

tawdry gyro
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Claims they're a bunch of new players

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Not a single one of them using stock parts

brisk elbow
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It's hard to get them to the success screen.

inner spindle
cobalt helm
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Meanwhile at the office...

wanton fog
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@brisk elbow ||i did a thing in #fan-art||

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I thought I might tel you

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Idk why but

brisk elbow
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This is nice.

wanton fog
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My birthday driller

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I should have probably been practicing Japanese but

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More art less Japan

brisk elbow
deft cave
wanton fog
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Uh

humble jasper
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Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

brisk elbow
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DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

wanton fog
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Mooooooooooorrrrrrr
Kiteeeeeeeeeeee

hushed hollow
wanton fog
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One shot anything

brisk elbow
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including teammates!

wanton fog
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Give driller a primary weapon that’s just a fucking rail gun

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Call it the FRG

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Fuck it

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I’m gonna go design it

brisk elbow
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Good luck

foggy flower
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Primary weapon is just fists

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Secondary weapon? More fists

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The drillers? Your fists

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Grenade? You guessed it

slim jewel
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Throwing fists

naive nest
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Cutting your hands off and tossing them?

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New flare your fists

slim jewel
shell coral
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^ stacking melee perks

brisk elbow
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When you use berzerk

naive nest
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Imagine melee fighting a bulk and surviving

shell coral
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4 gunner melee build?

distant ember
naive nest
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4 gunners but secondary only

brisk elbow
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4 gunners but primary only

slim jewel
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4 Drillers but C4 only

wanton fog
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I’m listening to enclave radio

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This is amazing

cosmic sigil
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Y'all know how the LCDs say status nominal? What if it didn't?

distant ember
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ah yes

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Watch where it's pointed you useless facking sook!

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the dwarves can only say facking

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according to the subtitles

naive nest
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4 scouts but flare guns only

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Game: “It’s lag time”

elfin mural
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new pickaxe cosmetic: you're just punching stuff

wanton fog
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Oh god

foggy flower
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🙂

naive nest
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Well molly be thicc

brisk elbow
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The satchel charge, it's explosives placed.
Give me the death because this is disgraced.

timber seal
naive nest
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Get the C4, the big C4

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That legit looks like it came from spore

timber seal
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Its a real creature that was the sole global dominating predator for several hundred thousand or even millions of years

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I don't know its name

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but it had only two things on its mind, much like how I feel about this post

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ATTACK

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KILL

naive nest
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What about reproduce?

brisk elbow
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Kill

timber seal
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yeah sorry only kill

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thats why it went extinct

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kill only

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I'm joking, but it was a pretty powerful animal for the time it was born in

brisk elbow
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Everything in ancient dinosaur times is powerful.

timber seal
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Dinosaurs didn't exist during this time

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It was a meter long

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just over half the size of a person

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or the size of a decently large dog

iron canyon
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if it's so strong

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why won't it fight me

timber seal
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it was so powerful it killed itself

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Anomalocaris was the name of it

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you know what'd be cool

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a bug in drg inspired by one of these

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just because

wanton fog
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A bug that can go invisible

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And mimic other dwarfs

timber seal
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Oh god

naive nest
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I always wondered how the dwarves would drink their coffee

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Scout would definitely put alot of sugar in it

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Gunner would chug the entire pot

distant ember
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driller doesnt drink coffee.

naive nest
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Engineer would design something so unnecessarily complex for a cup of coffee

timber seal
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Driller blows up the pot

distant ember
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driller doesnt drink coffee

naive nest
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Driller would be calm and thinking about all the fire and explosions he will cause

distant ember
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driller doesnt drink coffee

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he instead drinks gunpowder

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though drinking isn't the right word, it puts a spring in his step

naive nest
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Is that why the toilet is always destroyed

distant ember
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yes

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i did it

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i solved DRG lor

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take that devs

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i have unraveled your entire story.

naive nest
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But then what would their favorite food be

distant ember
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beer

naive nest
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Beer isn’t a food

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That’s a drink

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Although they might like the slop in the cafeteria

distant ember
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they probably eat starch nuts for the road

naive nest
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No wait

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The dwarves favorite food is a sandwich

distant ember
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well that was obvious

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they always need maximum sandwich storage

naive nest
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But then what kind for each dwarf

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We all know driller only eats gunpowder

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So gunpowder sandwich, with toasted bread

distant ember
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nah the bread is plastic explosive

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actually no

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he needs something to survive

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okay so it's bread

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just covered in gunpowder and toasted to a crisp

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engineer has a good ol plain turkey sandwich

naive nest
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Driller steak sandwich

distant ember
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gunner has a god damn meat mountain

naive nest
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No not driller sorry

distant ember
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to ensure he stays at max protein levels

naive nest
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I was meaning gunner

distant ember
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yes

naive nest
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But guess it would be meat mountain

distant ember
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scout probably eats an ELVEN sandwich

naive nest
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Scout most likely ham and cheese

distant ember
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that works too

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gunner is steak

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engineer is turkey

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scout ham and cheese

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driller, gunpowder

wanton fog
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I eat gunpowder for breakfast

naive nest
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I bet drillers bed is just filled with gunpowder

distant ember
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you're on the path to becoming a driller main

wanton fog
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I am a driller main

distant ember
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you must finally swear an oath to rock and stone, karl, and explosives.

naive nest
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Driller definitely would eat rock in milk for breakfast

distant ember
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while also accepting Deep Rock Galactic's official employee waver.

naive nest
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As he does say he eats rock for breakfast

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Gunner, pure protein

distant ember
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he just eats STONE pebbles

naive nest
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Gunner pure protein based diet

distant ember
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in a cereal box and everything

iron canyon
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where are the memes

naive nest
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Scout would be just a high in sugar, and energy diet

distant ember
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these are the memes

naive nest
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Engineer complex as crud diet

iron canyon
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if i don't see a freshly mown meme soon imma call management

distant ember
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POOP

wanton fog
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Uh

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You need memes

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Uh

iron canyon
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yesterday is a very long time ago

wanton fog
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Uh

iron canyon
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you get rock/stone

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still not fresh

wanton fog
brisk elbow
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PAAAAAAAAN

wanton fog
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Wait really

brisk elbow
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yea, check the comments.

wanton fog
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This on reddit right?

brisk elbow
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Ye.s

wanton fog
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I don’t see it

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Wait

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You mean the molly lewding

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Yeah I caught an eye on that

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I am pan

brisk elbow
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Oh.

foggy flower
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?

wanton fog
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Pan is me

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I make memes

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I’m pretty much useless in the community if I did differently

brisk elbow
tender canyon
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Fuck. Glacial.

indigo haven
wanton fog
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Uh

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Where the fuck did my phone go

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What

distant ember
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What

wind briar
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what

wanton fog
#

Ah

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It was in my bag

empty ridge
oak plover
balmy phoenix
#

This lad got frozen in a cold wind and before he could break free it would re freeze him. Also is this where i should post dumb screen shots or is there a better place.

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storm zenith
#

It checks all the boxes, so ur good

fluid jasper
#

I suppose it can go in gallery too

#

I mean, it's a screenshot more than a meme

balmy phoenix
#

kk

loud nebula
#

I live the driller

#

There's no faster way of killing a ground shark or rolling bugs with a flame thrower

stuck adder
wraith burrow
#

After playing a few matches tonight, I'll sate my rage with a meme

#

Calling out others for "being unable to beat hazard 5" when you constantly activate dreadnauts the second you get in a room with a cocoon, and call the drop pod immediately on low O2, all so you can get "quicker" resources

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distant ember
#

dreadnauts are piss easy tho
git gud

#

a scout can handle 3 dreadnoughts at once

#

if he doesn't get eaten alive by the little shitbags that their fireball tingy spawns that is

wraith burrow
#

I was driller

distant ember
#

well it's nut ur job to fight big bois

#

and dreadnoughts usually attack a person who broke the egg

wraith burrow
#

It was a little glitchy, these ones focused me nearly the entire time + when I was down (something I've not seen in a while)

#

It's like I stole all their eggs

wanton fog
drowsy cliff
shell sedge
#

Stereotypes:
marine helmet - bad
gold armor - bad
golden marine helmet - very bad
beard - good
beard with metal weight on it - very good

slim jewel
#

Only Beard - Perfect

shell sedge
#

Face hair is essential. Anyone who dont show it off usually not good.

slim jewel
#

ONLY Beard - Godlike

cinder vessel
#

What about the hogan moustache?

slim jewel
#

If it's connected to chin hair, it is decreed a beard.

cinder vessel
#

But then I couldn't rp as Hulk Hogan

slim jewel
#

Exactly.

cinder vessel
#

With my BROTHER

slim jewel
#

For that heathen didn't have a beard.

shell sedge
#

face hair is face hair

cinder vessel
#

But BROTHER though

empty ridge
#

a completely bald head is the only acceptable fashion

minor glade
#

bruh i only have a beard on my dwarf and nothing on my upper lip

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It was narrated from Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him) that he heard the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say: "The fitrah is five things: circumcision, shaving the pubes, trimming the moustache, trimming the nails and plucking the armpit hairs." Narrated by al-Bukhaari (5891) and Muslim (257).

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alhamdulillah

loud nebula
#

Okay

thorny solstice
torn raft
#

Mammoth trench
heavy Krieg guardsman breathing

modern falcon
wet fossil
cosmic sigil
#

Sees the score: dderp
Sees the Leaf Lover's Special: yikes

distant ember
#

at least first one seems to be already going to the place where he belongs

#

in hell

quasi yacht
#

not sure if Nice or NOice

distant ember
#

@thorny solstice I never gave you permission to access my trench

humble jasper
#

No, but DRG did.

distant ember
#

Who’s drg

#

They never talked to me about it

split estuary
#

Deagles rule god

novel fulcrum
#

somebody told about stereotypes?

#

Break that

hallow mantle
#

I had that exact thing on last night

rotund aurora
torn raft
#

Lmao

distant ember
#

greetings

#

i cant see any of that because i use light theme

#

oof

#

You what

#

yes that's right you molerat.

#

i have stronger eyes than you

#

'Tis true, I have glasses...

#

but seriously though i don't think light theme is healthy for your eyes.

#

i'm actually going to stop.

#

this is dangerous

#

i could suffer really hazardous long term eye damage

#

I had compact mode on too.

novel fulcrum
#

C = -7;
C + 4 = -3;

quick mafs

naive nest
#

Nice

shell sedge
#

c4=-3
c=-3/4

naive nest
#

-.75

compact coyote
#

No it's C4 = -3. But -3 stands for total alive teammates

brisk elbow
#

Real men use 4, then scroll a bit so it's -4

junior folio
torn raft
#

BRICK AND STONE

dry trout
#

BRICK AND STUD

brisk elbow
#

BRICK AND STACK

sinful tree
#

BROTH AND STOCK

distant ember
#

[redacted] AND [redacted]

naive nest
#

BOB AND STEEVE

#

WAIT NO

lime forum
#

FLESH AND BONE

humble jasper
#

BRICK BY BRICK
TOCK BY TICK

naive nest
#

SOAKED AND OLD

urban kettle
#

||COCK AND BALL||

loud nebula
frosty swift
#

ROT AND MOLD

gleaming lodge
#

POTS O' GOLD

distant ember
#

When I say

brisk elbow
#

Dwarves: *Exits Triangulation zone for 0.01 seconds*
Mission Control guy:

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jaunty steppe
distant ember
#

Only haz 2? squints in dissent

jaunty steppe
#

i only started bro

distant ember
#

It's okay we love you anyway.

#

Rock n' Stone, brother.

jaunty steppe
#

Rock n'Stone foreva

timber seal
#

ROCK N STONE

static oasis
#

give me five

humble jasper
#

✊

jaunty steppe
#

ROCk

#

and also

#

STONE

distant ember
#

BOULDER

#

AND

#

GRANITE

#

wait...

brisk elbow
#

Stone

#

and...

#

rock?

distant ember
#

hmmm

#

I don't think that's it either

tawdry gyro
#

Pebble and pumice!

distant ember
#

Closer

tawdry gyro
#

"Closer" - The cave leech

brisk elbow
#

sssssssssssssssssssssssss

distant ember
#

No creepers here Suspicious Driller

brisk elbow
#

(Leech hiss)

compact ice
#

Haz 2? Let's throw a plus 3 on that bad boi

jaunty steppe
#

When do you unlock haz 3 even?

hollow verge
#

unlocked from the start

#

only h5 has to be unlocked

#

you can change the hazard level when selecting a mission

shell coral
#

c4 and ignition!

jaunty steppe
#

im an idiot

timber seal
#

attack

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drill

hollow verge
#

you're not the first one missing the hazard change option

shell coral
jaunty steppe
#

requested by @timber seal

dry trout
placid kraken
#

ah, i see deep rock has finally invested in some better equipment.

naive nest
#

equipment was only 1% better

#

Ae so close

#

Damn driller derp is off

brisk elbow
#

Driller derp looks like one of the fish from spongebob

wanton fog
#

My most upvoted post yet Jesus Christ the comments are terrifying

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naive nest
#

“LOOK WHAT I FOUND” detpack

#

PAN THAT IS YOUR DOING?!

wanton fog
#

Yes

naive nest
#

You disgust me

wanton fog
#

ok

#

I can’t believe it’s my most upvoted creation

#

It’s so fucking stupid

molten zinc
#

pfffffft

dry trout
#

the weebs man

molten zinc
#

delet this

wanton fog
#

One comment is just
“Sigh.. unzips”

#

My life is meaningless

hexed jackal
#

Reddit’s dumb

#

I once got more upvotes for explaining a joke than the actual joke did

#

Like, 1.2k more or something equally dumb.

wanton fog
hollow verge
#

the echo chamber in reddit is extraordinarly big

naive nest
#

Driller get the flamer

#

The big flamer

#

No wait that’s me

#

flamethrower 🔥

dull haven
wanton fog
#

Ahhhhhhh

brisk elbow
hexed jackal
#

upvoting

brisk elbow
#

You brought this upon yourself.

hexed jackal
wanton fog
dry trout
#

the Duality of Reddit

wanton fog
#

First driller promotion and this is what I get

naive nest
#

They saw how good you failed

#

So they’re promoting you to customer

brisk elbow
cobalt violet
naive nest
#

Driller that picture is still funny

#

“Stop getting drunk while drunk”

wanton fog
#

Took me a second to realise that’s an engineer

brisk elbow
#

Stop_

naive nest
#

Mission control when they see you put every barrel in the launch field: drinks a barrel sized beer

brisk elbow
#

Add extra insult to injury by drinking a blackout and passing out, so they don't even get to see you go to work after trashing the launch bay.

wanton fog
#

I feel like defeating 3 cocoons without using a bullet

#

I think I know how

green wagon
brisk elbow
#

"I have definitely NOT had enough."

green wagon
#

urs looks like a tractor actually

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

When you run across a field and realize a spitballer was just over the hill

wanton fog
#

I saw two spitballers next to each other

#

Friends

#

Didn’t take a screenshot

tribal apex
#

I love spitballers they are shaped like friends

wanton fog
#

Oh yeah I met my first golden bulk yesterday

brisk elbow
#

Pan, that is nothing.

wanton fog
#

That was a hype moment

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

And then I spent the next 20 minutes mining it because I was solo

tribal apex
#

I was a scout i went in a room with two leeches and four spitters and promptly died

wanton fog
#

Also that’s scary but

tribal apex
#

Like a true scout, i did not look up and died for it

wanton fog
#

I still think the bro’s

tribal apex
#

Although when i was revived i oneshot a spitter cuz of critical weakness so was i useless? Still Yes but you know

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Also, i stopped playing driller when, panicked, i threw my c4 at a grunt and pressed twice to throw it and forgot that you dont have an activation time it just immediately activates so i killed myself and two others and was litteraly so embarrassed i didnt play driller since

#

Im at home as an engineer and i will respect and love drillers with braincells, which i am not

#

I did kill the grunt tho so was i useless? No i was worse than useless so i wasnt useless!

iron hornet
#

Good job

tribal apex
#

Thank u we lost that game

dry trout
#

we dont do brainy drillers here

distant ember
#

As a driller, sometimes,

#

If you don't blow someone up once a mission, are you even a proper Driller?

lime forum
#

Sometimes you just wanna make the boom

dull haven
#

I played driller once and got stuck down a crevice between two icicles, like 4 feet from the exit pod. I was so panicked about being stuck I forgot I had fucking drills that would've got me out

lime forum
#

Like how the gunner just wants to frag

wanton fog
#

Today I’m gonna assemble a team of gunners

#

And we gonna do a deep dive with revolver only

distant ember
#

AoE revolver

#

Haz1

torn raft
#

Haz0

#

1 glyphid spawns

#

In total

#

For the entire mission

#

And its a swarmer

brisk elbow
#

Pan, if you can, can you get me a textbox of Mission Control guy saying literally anything?

#

(Preferably with as little text in it as possible)

wanton fog
#

Hm

#

I’ll see what i can do

brisk elbow
#

Nevermind actually.

wanton fog
#

Aw fuck

brisk elbow
#

I'll make use of it, though.

#

Or can I...

wanton fog
#

I’ll keep it around

vale pagoda
#

I thought there was a mission control template pinned

brisk elbow
#

Yea i won't need it. This'll be a kinda nice meme though.

wanton fog
#

The one time I’m almost useful

brisk elbow
#

Sorry Miner, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little MMMMMM richer!

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wanton fog
#

😳

minor belfry
#

Make a Driller Morshu holding C4.

wanton fog
#

I’ll do that I need something to do

brisk elbow
#

"Bomb? Bomb? Bomb? It's yours my friend, so long as you have enough Nitra!"

vale pagoda
#

there was a nice mission control template posted before

#

no idea where it went

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow thank you for the inspiration

#

@minor belfry thank you for the inspiration

brisk elbow
#

Fuck yeawh

minor belfry
#

Enough. The Drop pod takes off in the morning.

novel fulcrum
brisk elbow
#

I don't even get why the hell Morshu moves so much.

wanton fog
#

Nitra Addict like me

tidal oriole
foggy flower
#

No

tidal oriole
#

hecc

timber seal
#

attack

#

drill

brisk elbow
#

kill

restive folio
#

fill

wanton fog
#

fill sentry with loads of thick ammo

hollow cloud
wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

PAAAAAAN! i got another for you.

wanton fog
#

Very well

#

@brisk elbow what is it mu fellow driller friend

#

mu

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Yes

#

Let’s get to work.

tidal oriole
#

Oh wait this isn't drg

#

Oops

wanton fog
tidal oriole
#

@wanton fog I have created an abomination

wanton fog
#

SHTAP

tidal oriole
#

I need this everywhere

wanton fog
#

Can I save that

#

I may need it while making snorting nitra jokes

tidal oriole
#

Yes

#

Go my child

brisk elbow
#

Did my one stray meme break the chat

wanton fog
#

I probably should have mentioned that

tidal oriole
#

I can only deep fry memes

wanton fog
#

It was like a part 2 to this

tidal oriole
#

I'm getting flashbacks to TF2 Sentry rule 34

split dune
#

Flashbacks to what?

tidal oriole
#

I need more random drawf close ups

#

Don't ask

#

And Don't look it up

split dune
#

Burn it

#

Burn it now

brisk elbow
#

I can do everything to memes.

tidal oriole
#

Nice

brisk elbow
#

I can deep fry it, I can put sprinkles on it, I can even make a diet version!

split dune
#

I’m stealing that

brisk elbow
tidal oriole
#

Nice

late cargo
#

Blue raspberry rock

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Found some moke,

molten whale
#

moke

foggy flower
#

That's Dystrum

#

I keep saying it's Dystrum

novel fulcrum
#

So is Dystrum or Dystrum?

#

Also wondering how dwarves call Bismor.

gleaming lodge
#

FOUND SOMETHING

brisk elbow
#

How do you pronounce Bismor?

hot peak
#

Bizzmore~~~~ maybe, I dunno.

foggy flower
#

That's how I pronounce it

brisk elbow
#

Good, good. A friend of mine said it like "bees-more"

hot peak
novel fulcrum
dusky bough
#

dis-trum or die-strum

restive pivot
#

Dee-strum

cunning gorge
#

die-strum

daring elk
#

Doy-Stram

molten cedar
#

Deez trum!

#

Got him!

scarlet elbow
#

Not Dis-Trum, Dat-Trum

hoary shore
#

Friend: asks me to be an engi

#

My head:

quartz gull
#

If there is Morkite, then there should be Gorkite too

distant ember
#

we broke the dong

mossy mesa
#

Like a mobile E.D crew

quartz gull
#

Rock my Stone

olive panther
wanton fog
#

@bleak vault

bleak vault
#

Whoms't has summoned me?

wanton fog
#

Pan

loud nebula
#

Pannenkoek

sand vessel
#

kick Pan

loud nebula
#

Pannenkoek

#

Aka

#

Pancake

#

In Dutch

distant ember
round hound
#

so his entire names is pancake ?

lyric dust
#

Poffertjes

waxen tendon
#

stroopwafel

wanton fog
#

Why does everyone wanna kick me

obsidian swallow
#

Guz its fun to kick pans kick

cinder vessel
#

I don't wanna kick you

#

Cause I don't got my boots on

obsidian swallow
#

Poffertjes pannenkoeken en kaas

cinder vessel
#

And kicking barefoot kinda hurts ngl

obsidian swallow
#

I always do it with and without boots

uncut kettle
wanton fog
#

@uncut kettle why did you turn off comments

quartz gull
#

What if there was a dwarf that was completely covered in armor that was hiding the fact that they were actually a goblin?

uncut kettle
#

I turned off comments

#

Oof

olive scroll
distant ember
#

Repost

#

Purge him

sinful cobalt
#

sugar dong, oh no

thorny solstice
distant ember
#

Are any of those supposed to be memes

hollow cloud
#

MASSIVE SHAFT

hollow void
#

dark shaft

loud nebula
#

Poffertjes and stroopwafels zijn lekker inderdaad lekker

fervent kiln
#

I don't understand poffertjes

#

I mean, what's the point?

tidal oriole
crisp cargo
#

These enlightened images make my brain happy

sinful cobalt
hollow void
dense ocean
#

lol.

marsh river
#

Never saw the barrel / Rick and Morty one, neat

#

But snowballs pic must show mission control

distant ember
#

Same

thorny solstice
tame pivot
hollow fern
loud nebula
#

gud one

vernal abyss
#

Oh dang, I like it

hollow cloud
#

Heh, we never see how are they making their new beards like that

distant ember
#

Doing like they do on the Discovery Channel 🎶

hollow cloud
#

Also...

#

Every dwarf: Wants new weapon skins and hats

#

RNG: HERE HAVE THIS VICTORY POSE AND FUCK YOU

fringe tusk
#

I would love some victory poses.

vernal abyss
#

It’s dwarves nature to want what you don’t have...

lost kernel
marsh river
#

We need more words for mission names

#

Only 200 first and 200 second names

crisp cargo
#

aw shit i was about to post that one lol

distant ember
#

is it pronounced b-is-mor or b-eye-smor

hexed jackal
#

B-is-mor

dry trout
#

nonono, obviously its b-ees-mor

snow spruce
#

Bee-s-mor

distant ember
#

mmmmmm

gusty crow
#

Biz more

dull patio
distant ember
#

You should bee-mor kind than that

#

I was making a pun from the convo above

snow spruce
#

we should probably bee-leive you

distant ember
#

Trash puns

#

I'm disappointed

snow spruce
#

well that stung

distant ember
#

Sorry chief

#

Just keeping it one hundred with you

cosmic sigil
boreal inlet
iron hornet
#

On the edge of getting fired

vernal abyss
#

Actual footage of management weeping, circa last night after a successful deep dive

round hound
#

i bet mission control cry because he have be in anime dwarfs section

distant ember
#

can we add this to deep rock galactic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

Cummingtonite

Cummingtonite ( KUHM-meeng-ton-nyte) is a metamorphic amphibole with the chemical composition (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2, magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.
Monoclinic cummingtonite is compositionally similar and polymorphic with orthorhombic anthophyllite, which is a muc...

split estuary
#

We need it in the game

hot hound
#

Who does that

rocky talon
#

DRG Dwarves

vernal abyss
#

I don’t know why any of you are acting surprised that such a thing exists

simple path
#

socks on so it's cool

wheat mason
#

Named after Cummington, MA.

distant ember
#

That’s not helping the situation. It probably worsened it

brisk elbow
#

That is a very unfortunate name, but it's still hilaorus.

quasi yacht
#

best meme is c4ing your teammates

#

change my mind

torn raft
#

THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO BURY WHATS LEFT OF YE IN A SOUP CAN

#

It makes sense the driller wants to blow up his teammates

#

He is a mixture of the pyro and the demo

crisp cargo
#

this happened

torn raft
#

When you're the designated driver and your friends are hammered

empty ridge
#

That's a spicy mission time

torn raft
#

ah yes

#

a pub crawl

crisp cargo
#

it was glorious

#

a wave would spawn as we were halfway through the last one, a gold detonator blew up and we had pot o gold, it was insane

tawdry gyro
#

Ah, was wondering how you got such high mined numbers without doing a DD

marble solar
tawdry gyro
#

He be chillin'

#

What's your excuse?

quasi yacht
#

Vibe Check: failed