#drg-memes-no-talk

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placid kraken
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my arachnophobia gave me a 30 second coma

elfin plover
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lads get the flamer

wanton fog
elfin plover
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THE OVERCLOCKED FLAMER

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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Uh oh

placid kraken
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empty out your sandwich pouches and ammo bags, we need all the fatboys we can carry

safe ore
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It has elephant gun overclock! Look out!

brisk elbow
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I forgot what Elephant does.

placid kraken
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🐘

wanton fog
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🐘

safe ore
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enormous damage, two shooting preatoriabs, more recoil and spread

brisk elbow
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Ahhh.

safe ore
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Well, almost 2 shooting

brisk elbow
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My stupid self thought of like, "elephant tranquilizers" (even though it isn't the name) for Driller's pistol.

placid kraken
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🐘 💤

brisk elbow
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Hoxxees PacifistRun%

wanton fog
brisk elbow
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Weak, watch this

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Uuhh. gimme a few minutes.

wanton fog
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That’s great

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I have one problem with It

brisk elbow
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And that is?

dry trout
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Binyot

wanton fog
brisk elbow
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Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

dry trout
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OOOOOOOO

brisk elbow
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Ok, let me go back a couple billion steps to fix that.

wanton fog
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Hahahaha

brisk elbow
wanton fog
brisk elbow
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At least crop your profile pic's head onto it properly

wanton fog
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Who do you think I am

ornate breach
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Needs more beard.

dry trout
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you cant tell him what to do,your not his mom

wanton fog
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Fine

brisk elbow
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The expert.

wanton fog
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I’ll put effort into that

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Gimme 15 minutes

brisk elbow
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What are you, a single-star bronze gunner?

lyric dust
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15 minutes to remove a background?

wanton fog
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No

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I’m gonna do more

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Beard and shit I’m gonna try my best here

urban kettle
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@wanton fog would that make you....

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...a bearded dragon?

brisk elbow
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I GOT ANOTHER IDEA

wanton fog
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Stop it. Now

brisk elbow
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This is gonna be so damn good.

urban kettle
wanton fog
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Hmm

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I’m trying to think of a beard to pick

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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Haha

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I love it

brisk elbow
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I really wonder what happened in the original image.

urban kettle
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well it was a hammer, right?

brisk elbow
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yep.

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I wish I had a pic of the hammer from The Forge for this meme, damn

shadow marten
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does elves exist in the drg universe ?

ornate breach
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Pointy Eared Leaf Lovers do.

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So do humans.

brisk elbow
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You know Mission Control Guy is a human since he has no beard.

round hound
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i am sure that the elf are company that protect life form of the galaxy or try to grow nature in a lifeless planets

ancient grotto
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which is probably why we have to deal with these damn bugs in the first place

ornate breach
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The leaf lovers are breeding hydra plants for the war.

round hound
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the elf like only thing protect nature.grow nature .be the most superior race of all.and see the other species as the lesser race

ancient grotto
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Elfs born after 1994 be like

ornate breach
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Smoke the plants, man.

wanton fog
ancient grotto
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It Aint Me intensifies

brisk elbow
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Hell yea

wanton fog
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Also it took me so long because I’m currently in Japanese tutoring

round hound
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most memes of that is dwarfs have no regret to insult a elf and always the dwarfs that win the insult battle even the elf call dwarfs a monkey mongrel primitive

brisk elbow
round hound
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something like that yes

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if they are in hoxxes planets is not for be friend but rival company and that the memes begin.elf around watch yourself

wanton fog
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If they add pvp to this game I’ll eat my beard

bright parrot
distant ember
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Not DRG but dwarven nonetheless

bright parrot
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Slonking that booloweed

brisk elbow
distant ember
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Dwarf toes 😍

wanton fog
distant ember
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Mmm...

wanton fog
brisk elbow
oak basin
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No

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Now with the advertised products shown.

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Part 2 in the making

bitter ember
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would love seeing wotkins floating in space in the wormhole bit

haughty quartz
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That was really fun, honestly!

wanton fog
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I think it might be my next project

brisk elbow
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You can probably get a pic of a Gunner in the loadout screen and slap the text on it.

round hound
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iremember the sergeant chief of the enclave from that fallout

novel fulcrum
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Fallout 2 + Fallout: New Vegas were the best.

primal vale
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The gameplay in 4 keeps it interesting, but the story and colonies sucked

novel fulcrum
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Only engineer with Fat Boy can repeat that

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@primal vale Preston angry face

primal vale
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Dear Gaben

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Forgive me

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For I have sinned

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Father I have committed the carnal sin

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of Low-res

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🔪 🧎I must commit soduku

distant ember
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Use the corporate marine hat

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And mk2 gunner

primal vale
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I dunno, just doesn't have the same punch

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More accurate but 🤷‍♂️

distant ember
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Mk 2 gunner

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Might be better

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I know mk 2 gunner with corporate marine doing glyphid kick

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With the full audio

deep crater
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DRG here. Why isn't your video feed working?

distant ember
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Heh

wanton fog
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@primal vale i Salute you That is amazing

oak basin
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Enjoy listening to me speak again...

winged canopy
daring elk
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when 3 of yer team die to crassus, and you as the gunner only have yer bull dog left to fight it

distant ember
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#relatable

rotund lotus
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gun change sound

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player controlled Bet-c time

distant ember
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p l e a s e

north pond
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No @daring elk thats not he worst, the worst is when the rest of your team dies to one during a salvage point, and you the driller are the only one left. What does a driller have that's any good against a crassus

distant ember
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C4

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Pistols

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Crassus? Is this a zoomer word for bulk?

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Crassus means fat, gross, or ugly in latin

bronze coyote
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Crassus are the golden bulks

molten whale
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in that case with all that gold on the line? i'm sure the drill boy will find a way

sand vessel
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nah golden bulks are a meme by the devs they dont exist

distant ember
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|| That's what management wants you to think, brother ||

molten whale
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i've only ever fought one in my career, and just barely missed a fight against one when i joined a mission late

ornate venture
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You guys! Hahaha! 😝

warped fiber
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Crassus is a roman senator during the late republic that got killed by parthians

bright laurel
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I had one pop up on a point extract, fun times

dusky bough
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imagine elemental detonators

distant ember
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sounds fun

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name them

dusky bough
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or detonators that explode into the games unique crafting materials

distant ember
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burnie
coolie
sandie
gassie
john
blowmie

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and Steeve

sand vessel
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Steeve is just a tiny blue detonator that just yells

dusky bough
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lmao

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april fools

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a extra smol detonator

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the size of those funny lil bugs you find on some of the biomes

bright laurel
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April fools, small detonators that pop like satchel charges

dusky bough
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lmao

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but they're just as tough as their normal counterpart

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thats the real fun

bright laurel
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Oh, and they replace swarmers in glyphid holes and brood mothers

dusky bough
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wheeze

wet plank
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are you sure you're not just making banelings here dderp

sand vessel
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True terror, tiny flying detonators that spawn from a breeder

ornate venture
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@sand vessel orange bulk breeder that explode like a bulkie boi!😵

sand vessel
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That's just the gunners cluster grenade

blazing loom
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You know what they should do for April fools?
A guaranteed buff beer that says it’ll make you overpowered but actually gives you every debuff in the game once you start a mission.

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Or release haz 6

long pier
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haz 0

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nothing but bulk detonators spawn

buoyant badger
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That sounds fun

vernal abyss
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“We’ve got a hell of a blip headed your way, team” over and over for April fools day

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Critical weakness but it spawns multiple dreadnaughts every few minutes

long pier
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"Something really big just came up on the radar... and there's a lot of them..."

marble solar
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Error Cubes are more common but now some of them spawn a Dreadnaught

boreal coyote
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The horror

forest lintel
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Driller: "Scout what does the scouter say about the Engineer's Slow Level"
Scout: "ITS 1006"
Engineer: "It's on the Wrong Ear you Knucklehead!"

rain pagoda
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me waiting to find a golden boi

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who else hasn't found a golden detonator?

dusty portal
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I haven't... sadly

indigo haven
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You don't find him. He finds you!

balmy magnet
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I've found 1.

obsidian root
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Saved by a machine, how humiliating

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Dwarves prefer booze pouring onto them than machines preforming first aid

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I don't blame them

static oasis
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I need that gif to read "non-drg related meme"

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I also made this!

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tho I don't know who Ma is in this case

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Giraffey?

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...ₜₐₜₑᵣ?

distant ember
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Soren

static oasis
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Jacob is Ma ❤️

long pier
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Should be Karl instead of ma

thorn lake
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DRG memes only. Violators will be shot.

cosmic sigil
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MA stands for Mission Announcer

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He's the one that has the power to subject dwarves to radon gas

storm zenith
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uh oh

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I was hoping someone would change it in a flash to make it drg related lol

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'cause I'm lazy

cosmic sigil
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I am inept in the ways of photoshop

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I can draw beards and pickaxes but not the MULE or resupplies

brisk elbow
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Remember to not freeze Crassus detonators, because if they die while frozen, they won't make a golden explosion!

distant ember
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imagine freezing detonators ever

cosmic sigil
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Imagine finding a Crassus

brisk elbow
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I found a Crassus, once. It was a nice day.

distant ember
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the biggest blueball is when you’re about to get the earth shattering kaboom and some driller with an IQ as low as his freeze cannon’s temperature freezes it

tawdry gyro
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There was an EDD that had a Crassus in it, I think

brisk elbow
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Yeah, but I think the devs made Crassus no longer spawn in DDs.

distant ember
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the only crassus I found was on a magma core, and then there was 5 more detonators throught the mission

brisk elbow
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Odd. The mission I had a Crassus also had 2 more ordinary detonators.

distant ember
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practically the entire floor was lava

brisk elbow
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So the standard Magma Core experience?

distant ember
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this wasnt average everyday lavafloor

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this was

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advanced lavafloor

brisk elbow
distant ember
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it turned into twister except every dot was yellow

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and the white parts of the map were flaming rock

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I ran out of platforms so many times

distant ember
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poor meme

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needs better language

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spicy rock has more potential

urban kettle
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fixed

distant ember
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nice

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could deal with some of the whitespace though

split palm
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Some like it hot

brisk elbow
sacred zephyr
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its so cute

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and that also explains why we only made it to silver. . .

brisk elbow
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Only to silver?

static oasis
brisk elbow
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Oh, that, right.

novel fulcrum
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What if compressed gold are actually a gold bugs mummies?

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So he might stare at his ancestor

distant ember
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whens he gonna eat it doe 😳

long pier
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Soon.....

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How big can a lootbug get tho?

brisk elbow
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I'm surprised Management doesn't send us out to a lootbug nest.

haughty quartz
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The crassus detonator is actually a lootbug that ate a holy crapton of gold.

loud nebula
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why is there gold ore
but no silver ore?

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what about copper ore

dry trout
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Cause gold is gold

hollow verge
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ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʳᶦᶜʰᵎ

loud nebula
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but what about Mithrill ore?

brisk elbow
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Dwarf: "I wanna stop by Hoxxes III and get Copper!"
MC guy: "We already have copper at Hoxxes IV."
Copper at Hoxxes IV:

loud nebula
robust sky
brisk elbow
gleaming prism
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bingo

novel fulcrum
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Silver is for leaf lovers

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They love half-measures

wraith burrow
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Does gold ward off certain demon-esque races? No. But it can buy huge ass weapons to kill said demons.

sacred zephyr
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@wraith burrow I like you

dry trout
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may or may not attract the Man-emperor of mankind

sacred zephyr
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Bigger weapon means more dead enemys

distant ember
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it attracts a specific type of demon ||TAXMEN||

novel fulcrum
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Gold is noble metal, it's more expensive than silver obviously too.
Also silver is loved by leaf lovers.

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So what's the choice here even.

north wolf
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some of the electronics probably contain silver in them

wanton fog
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No they don’t

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If I was given equipment with silver in it I would quit my job

vernal abyss
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you dont need silver to kill werewolves, you just need more force/explosions

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"if brute force didn't work, you didn't use enough"

tawdry gyro
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Gunner has tried a few times, didn't work so well

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Detpacks might, though

woven pagoda
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Is this a bug? Buddy is looking at accessory shop and its just showing a flare

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in the hat section

split brook
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def a bug. my driller was shown as an axe

novel fulcrum
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@wanton fog Gold is the best conductor. High-quality CPU's pins are either made of gold, or covered with gold, for example.

wanton fog
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Gold rules 😎

novel fulcrum
dry trout
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SPEEEEEEEEEEN

wanton fog
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Hahaha

brisk elbow
urban kettle
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@woven pagoda that single bug is either so difficult to fix, or so far down the list of "shit that's broke" that the devs don't care. It's been a bug for months.

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honestly it's not game breaking or anything. So it's fine.

dry trout
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SpEeEeeEeEEEEN

blissful kernel
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speeeeeeen

static oasis
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god damn it... now it sounds in my head...

craggy nest
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speeeeeeeeeeeeeen

sand vessel
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Speeeeuueeeeeuweeeeenn

ivory pulsar
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Haha funny spin word

outer crystal
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That sounds like april fools more than a bug lmao

edgy pelican
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I'm loving the mules new wormhole tech.

brisk elbow
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Pro gamer move

urban kettle
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When you're on a low-O2 mission and the mule phases through the wall on extraction:

edgy pelican
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I didn't even think about that.

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Oh god.

urban kettle
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I've had it happen

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It's an instant-loss if you don't have any nitra

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We once survived only because we were able to run from supply pod to supply pod. We didn't want to risk drilling.

edgy pelican
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That gives me a fright.

sand vessel
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Molly getting her revenge for us being so abusive to her

glacial vessel
sick ice
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Did a low oxy where that happened, turns out reviving each other after dying from lack of oxygen gives you just enough oxygen to run forward and revive the next dwarf.

bronze coyote
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I had that happen too, thankfully one of us had iron will or else we wouldve died in a pile

ornate venture
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I want pest control weapon!

ancient grotto
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"Something interfering with the forcefield, would YOU know anything about it?"
dwarf with barrels actively flying about: nope

vernal plover
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Dwarfs flying around on toolboxes cause they are easier to control
"No idea MC, we'll report suspicious activity."

thorny solstice
fervent kiln
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PULL!

still scroll
slow falcon
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That reminded me of 99 Rooms

rocky talon
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"Morkite foound!"

distant ember
frank lodge
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When your pet coon watches too much DRG gameplay with you playing in the salt pits.

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Disclaimer: I don't have a pet coon. 👀 Though one visits me time to time...

outer crystal
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Thats the roundest raccoon Ive seen

static oasis
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Absolute Rotund ❤️

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SpeeEEEEeeEEEen

rain pagoda
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me listening to drg music

cosmic sigil
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When you're trying to find jadiz but all you find is compressed gold

glad vector
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Each compressed gold is 1 jadiz. Thanks, mineral market!

somber rune
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Worthless but fun to destroy

remote heart
dry trout
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the other three looking at the downed engi: Pathetic

somber rune
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26 TIMES? how does one even achieve such a fiet

brisk elbow
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They didn't solve practical problems

hot heath
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So they didn't use enough gun

distant ember
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guns pointed at him

somber rune
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Apparently not enough alchohol was consumed before the mission

fringe tusk
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I already have three promoted dwarves and almost got a second promotion on scout, but I have yet to complete the assignment that unlocks haz 5.

hallow mantle
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I forget there was an assignment

slow falcon
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I have silver 1 engi ready for promotion, bronze 3 scout and bronze 1 gunner and driller

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Still didn't do Haz5 asignment

desert inlet
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Speaking of jadiz , played a mineral mania last night, found 4 Jadiz blocks

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Was pretty nice

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3 of them were right next to each other

lyric dust
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Wait 26 is amount of times going down?

hallow mantle
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Yeah the dwarf on the ground means downs, the flask means revives

snow forge
distant ember
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I spent way too long making this

ivory pulsar
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I have discovered that if you jump into the center of the three barrels by the railing straight out the door of the spawn room

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It will barrel-jump you directly into the forge and deep dive area

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So much time can be saved

hexed jackal
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I feel like the tri-barrel setups are there for that exact reason.

ivory pulsar
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CHHHUNK

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dwarf flies across the room

torn swan
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we need a"driller is unbreakable meme"

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"hoxxes crusaders"

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"Karl's sream"

hollow verge
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leeche ocean lurking

torn swan
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"aquarac ocean"

hollow verge
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enor pearl run

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dwarfolion

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golden wind just stays golden wind

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or golden explosion maybe if crassus

torn swan
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Crassus wind

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easy

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alright anyone up for the challenge ?

hollow verge
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bulk tendencies

torn swan
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cause i suck at meming

hollow verge
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when the game throws 3 bulks at you in one wave

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i suck too

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so cant help

torn swan
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had to.

hollow verge
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at least the white around the menacing doesnt bother too much

torn swan
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due of that face ...

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Bulk tendencies...ummm how about .... Boloo tendency

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lol

hollow verge
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sounds good too

torn swan
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or even Bug tedency

hollow verge
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maybe we can make some class oriented names

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like driller is unbreakable

torn swan
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now how we adress the Jojo bizarre adventures part?

hollow verge
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for the other classes

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dwarves bizarre mining

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Karls' bizarre expedition

torn swan
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that was easelier then exspected

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the second one takes the cake

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okay so up to part 4 it's the 4 classes

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then it becomes just elements of the game...

hollow verge
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phantom scout, cuz you never know where he is

torn swan
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damn we are making a script lol

hollow verge
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probably dead in the next cave

torn swan
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good..

hollow verge
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for the others tho dunno

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gunner tendencies (to not use shield)

torn swan
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Hoxxes crusaders : gunner's ......

hollow verge
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we could keep the stardust part since we're in space

torn swan
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Oh yeah.. gunner's tendency works..

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NOpe.exe

hollow verge
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Stardust miners dunno

torn swan
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we are original BOY...

hollow verge
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lel

torn swan
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Hoxxes crusaders, the engieneer .....

hollow verge
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platform ocean

torn swan
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we need something for engie damed

hollow verge
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ye

torn swan
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NO that would break the ark...

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fek

hollow verge
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

torn swan
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🤔

hollow verge
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but i dont know shit about engis im just a filthy scout main

torn swan
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we can work around the heroes and bad guys too if ye want

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the goo bomer as Dio works for me.

hollow verge
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for me Dio is the vampire perk driller

hexed jackal
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Steel LURE Run

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I mean he has a cryo gun

hollow verge
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yellow, vamp, kills your team with c4

torn swan
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Steel lure run works for me.

hollow verge
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steeve is iggy ofc

torn swan
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yeah fair enogth

hexed jackal
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Steel Shellback Run, actually. Or something like that.

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Absolutely

torn swan
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but driller is unbreakable!

hollow verge
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Shell ball run

hexed jackal
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Agreed.

hollow verge
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or shell ball roll i guess, since it rolls

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but then it doesnt work

distant ember
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ah yes, the 4 fat boy engie group

hexed jackal
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I mean the ball doesn’t run either

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It spins

distant ember
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also known as radiation poisoning

hollow verge
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fair enough

distant ember
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we need an easter egg voice line from the management

hollow verge
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nyaka trawlers for made in heaven, those fucks are fast

distant ember
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if you shoot like more than X amount by 4 different people

torn swan
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well the spin can be applied to what happens in steel bar run||no spoiler intended||

hexed jackal
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Crimson Trawler?

hollow verge
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nah menaces

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they teleport around

torn swan
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CRIMSON MANACE!

hollow verge
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ye

torn swan
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sounds good too

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fek we might legit get one

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lol

hollow verge
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EPC TCF is just ZA HANDO

torn swan
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UMMMM

hollow verge
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deletes everything

torn swan
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driller drills are just the fists...

hollow verge
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ifg is the closest to a za warudo we'll get

torn swan
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i mean, i wish driller had 2 power guantlets to punch the rock away.

hollow verge
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that'd be pretty metal

torn swan
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ORA ORA/MUDA MUDA

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intesefy

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we are forgetting ermit purple.

hollow verge
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what would the lootbugs be

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thats just scout

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the grapple

robust plume
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Hey!

torn swan
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yes^

robust plume
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less talk more meme

hollow verge
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its memes

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jojo drg memes

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let us shitpost in peace

torn swan
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this chad has no idea what he got into

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"SO, are you approaching ME!?"

hollow verge
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lets try to avoid the dead memes a little

torn swan
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but it's a good one

hollow verge
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we need to focus on the less known one

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ye

torn swan
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WAIT

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mr president could be a shellbug

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lol

hollow verge
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hmm

torn swan
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or a guard... depending of how you think about it.

hollow verge
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valentine?

torn swan
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ummm...

hollow verge
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menace seems more like him

torn swan
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that's just the avarage grunt

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manace is diavolo

hollow verge
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ye but valentine aint your regular grunt

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he's smt else

torn swan
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YES but it's D4C

hexed jackal
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Clearly he’s a swarmer

torn swan
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does that

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||he has MANY of himself||

hollow verge
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well theres also love train D4C, sounds like the gunner shield to me

torn swan
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love train is clearly iron will

hollow verge
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hmm

torn swan
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kinda

hollow verge
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but love train yeets stuff away from you

torn swan
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no ye right

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it's the shield

hollow verge
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shield seems better

#

phero is that one "shitty" stand from p6

#

that makes everyone angry

torn swan
#

lol

#

ghiaccio is literally the cryo cannon

hexed jackal
#

P L A N E T W A V E S

hollow verge
#

magic bullet is mista

torn swan
#

i'm imagine driller whielding ghiaccio

#

while it curses around

#

OMG

#

Plot twist

#

engie is accually...

#

Yoshikaghe kira

hollow verge
#

uh

torn swan
#

with all the explosives he has

#

tunes in the music

hollow verge
#

c4 feels a bit more killer queen to me

#

also short range

torn swan
#

....shotgun, fatboy

hollow verge
#

but proxy works

#

proxy is the doorknob

torn swan
#

no nevermind

#

it's the explosive bullets on reload

#

what about haven's door , cheap trick?

hollow verge
#

i dont think we got smt for heaven door

#

cheap trick is leech

#

gets you from behind

#

and if your team dont know about it they get killed too

torn swan
#

no grabber does that

#

cheap trick can't literally kill you

#

i mean

hollow verge
#

except if someone sees your back

torn swan
#

yeah

hollow verge
#

old flying nightmare is vanilla ice

torn swan
#

lool

ivory musk
#

l need jojo drg meme

hollow verge
#

we all need some

#

thats why we've been shitposting here for 10 minutes now

#

to fill the need

ivory musk
#

awaken my masters 3 bulk detonators

hollow verge
#

oof

ivory musk
#

killer queen already touch that patch of dirt detonated c4 on three dwarfs that dig with pickaxes

torn swan
#

@ivory musk just go back to the titles we were doing , they are art to it's finest form

ivory musk
#

oh I shall

#

Golden Rush Wind

torn swan
#

let's make a meme with this , like in that format of ; you have been visited by.... if you don't repost... this will happen or ye know ,

the other form that is you have been visited by...
this will happen.

#

we need a better punch line for sure

ivory musk
#

grabber no grab, grabber no grab

torn swan
#

we should totally make a jaws reference with a nayaka crawler

#

[the sand shark for the less culturated ones]

ivory musk
#

they are already even have shark fins

torn swan
#

😛

#

when scout used to have the warthog instead of the Gk2

#

cause.... REASONS.

clever latch
#

@torn swan This would have made the scout even more close to the tf2 scout

#

Wouldn't have mined that tbh

#

I have build my scout with dash and battle frenzy so

#

In a sense it's already the case

torn swan
#

@prisma flicker craw back in ye hole , i'm having some real shit going on here.

#

oh yeah especially when double jump was a thing

clever latch
#

Oh right i forgot about double jump

#

Meh who cares i don't even use hoover boots

#

Too buggy

trail sentinel
#

@torn swan this channel is for memes, not game discussion. While a bit rude, king kitsune is right. Take it to #drg-chat

severe cloak
#

Must the memes be DRG specific?

hollow verge
#

its called drg-memes for a reason

#

as long as its related to it one way or another its fine

severe cloak
#

unfortunate

torn swan
#

Tell me how the heck my speach was game related if I was proposing meme formats

#

Anyway I'm out of this . So long for now

torn swan
#

wait i can do better

placid stone
#

Whit the assault canon?

ornate venture
#

We need warhammer king alrik deep rock edition!

torn swan
hot heath
#

Guys Gunner has already peaked with heavy Mk1 and Corporate Marine. There will never be a more badass character ever

prisma flicker
#

I’ve seen that used here, though

fringe tusk
#

Fun fact: although I never encountered it,"Karl's Womb" is a completely valid mission name.

brisk elbow
#

Someone actually did find it.

novel fulcrum
#

Fun fact: that fact is not funny.

cosmic sigil
#

Fun Fact: Hand over the memes or the driller gets it yikes warthog engineer

dry trout
#

Your mother was a swarmer, and your father smelled of Praetorian farts!

brisk elbow
#

I haven't found Karl's Womb, so take this terrible name instead.

novel fulcrum
sacred zephyr
#

XD, makes sense that the cave crawlers want to be like the Ultra Smurfs

brisk elbow
marble solar
#

Heaven

distant ember
#

This where every Barrel goes when they go inside the Hoola up of death

blazing timber
#

I’m reminded of that room of doors in Monsters Inc, except it’s barrels.

distant ember
#

That's just DRG's Nether

tawdry gyro
#

Which is of course accessed via the aforementioned Hula-hoop of death

placid kraken
#

but you can only access it while wearing the barrel armour. anything else will result in instant b a r r e l i f i c a t i o n

placid kraken
#

i mean its not confirmed, but with all the dwarf coloured barrels it makes sense

wanton fog
#

I have nightmares about barrels

novel fulcrum
#

Dwarf hell must be a room full of compressed gold with no mule to deposit to.

placid kraken
#

🇼 🇪 ' 🇷 🇪 🇷 🇮 🇨 🇭

sullen plaza
#

dwarf heaven is infinite boolo caps and golden loot bugs

#

and beer

#

lots of beer

static oasis
#

and the drop pod is about to leave

wanton fog
#

Why do they take the drop pod back

static oasis
#

I mean hell, not heaven :B

brisk elbow
pseudo vine
#

mmm mineral sundae

severe cloak
#

like the old goat meme said years ago, "i crave that mineral"

brisk elbow
#

Hmmm. Today I will eat precious minerals
(<---- Clueless) ...crunch cronch.
(Dwarf points gun) oh god oh fuck

ivory pulsar
#

Feed the loot bugs

#

Seeing the loot bug conga lines never get old

molten whale
#

can't you deposit into the drop pod?

ivory musk
#

yes... if it not left

#

or how can you summon drop without molly

brisk elbow
static oasis
#

a proud momma

dry trout
#

Mollypede

brisk elbow
ivory pulsar
#

that is cursed

brisk elbow
#

Karl didn't die for this

lime forum
#

I mean, Karl didn't die

brisk elbow
#

Aaaaand there goes the image.

distant ember
#

Mods gay

iron canyon
gleaming prism
#

Dwarves with shutter shades mboi engi

wanton fog
#

What was deleted

#

I must know

final saddle
#

Me leaving my coworkers to die in the middle of an active volcano filled with bloodthirsty bugs so we all can get paid more

distant ember
#

I'd bet something sexually NSFW

severe cloak
#

A dwarf whose body was only covered by mass amounts of beard.

brisk elbow
#

It was a pic of a naked dwarf with both his heads having stylish beards.

#

@wanton fog

wanton fog
#

Haha

novel fulcrum
#

Order 69: Spawn two bulks on Uplink stage.

severe cloak
distant ember
#

Shouldn't eat precious minerals

#

iT'lL gEt YoU kIlLeD

gleaming prism
#

@gleaming prism nothing was deleted I just don't read the room and knew there would never be a good time

#

Just dwarves with shutter shades

#

@wanton fog * whoops

wanton fog
#

Whos pan

sharp flicker
#

I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

loud nebula
#

Peter pan

brisk elbow
#

Kung Fu Pan(da)

remote heart
#

999999👍

rigid obsidian
#

Error

#

404

brisk elbow
#

Wait. That's illegal.

loud nebula
#

Cheater spotted

long pier
#

Imagine cheating in a multiplayer game

#

Sad!

distant ember
#

In a PvE multiplayer game

long pier
#

Sad!!

distant ember
#

games be borin, thas why people cheat

#

you either die a hero or see yourself become the villain

exotic pine
#

If people could cheat in Warframe they absolutely would. Eliminates the grind, similar to DRG.

distant ember
#

DRG is a grind? Ive just been having a blast, unlocking things is an unavoidable side effect

exotic pine
#

It still takes a fair bit of time to get everything. DRG's gameplay loop is insanely good though.

distant ember
#

the only "grind" is getting the first 25 levels with every class. which is achieved surprisingly fast and thus doesn't really feel like grind in the first place.

sand vessel
#

Plus the fact that each mission can go wrong in so many ways it keeps the grind even less noticable

placid stone
#

Except for the jadiz

elfin plover
#

Jadiz is more common these days

marble solar
#

Just keep running Crystalline Cavern if ye want Jadiz

marsh river
#

Fungus bogs

#

Also gives Croppa which tends to be low

marble solar
#

Croppa is supposed to be more common in Fungus Bungus though

long pier
#

Just wait for a mineral mania mission you will be loaded with jadiz at the end of it

hollow verge
#

until you craft 2 overclocks dderp

long pier
#

Oof

distant ember
#

Just do every mission in crystalline

#

Live in crystalline

hollow verge
#

thats what i did before having all the ocs

long pier
#

But what if crystalline is out of range on mission rotation?

hollow verge
#

now i am experiencing the full game once more

#

fungus if you're brave or stupid enough

long pier
#

Never

vernal blade
#

If Crystalline is out of rotation there is only one thing to do

#

Drink

hollow verge
#

aim for the missions that give lots of gold then, so you can buy jadiz

vernal blade
#

Until it comes back

hollow verge
#

if theres a gold rush mutation and pot of gold get yourself a stack of gold and change it into jadiz

#

with that fine 3/1 ratio

long pier
#

I never buy from the mineral trade terminal unless im like, 6 mineral short

distant ember
#

Rate is awful

long pier
#

^

hollow verge
#

me neither but if you really want to craft smt either wait or buy

long pier
#

Sell all your umanite and enor pearls, job done

hollow cloud
#

We need

#

More

#

CROPPA

#

AAAAAAArrrrghakbnkwbnj

#

500 of each other mineral

#

4 croppa

pine root
#

for my first mission in process to be promoted I have to go to "leaf lovers wealth"

thorny solstice
#

whoever made this title must be from Hollywood

#

like the "Pond of Death"

#

"the Staircase of Satan"

marble solar
#

BLOOD KEEP

thorny solstice
hollow cloud
#

Time for those leaf lovers to pay up

distant ember
#

pffffft xD

slate pelican
thorny solstice
#

there goes the gunners

marsh river
#

Thorns

#

I realise now that I have thorns what POS swarmers are and how unfun

#

Way too much sources of them

bitter ember
#

toss a coin to your driller

distant ember
#

That song mad catchy

hollow cloud
#

Now, we have a question

#

Who has put those chests inside Hoxxes and why do they need batteries

dawn jackal
#

(dont mind the 2x2 blank pixels)

marble solar
#

222 222 2 3

You had one job

hallow mantle
#

I'd imagine the chests were something another team had to abandon or something like that

#

Since they hold a lot of mineral it might have been an early option before Molly was made

#

Though I can't think of any reason they have skins/victory poses in universe

slow falcon
#

If there is abandoned machinery and boxes in caves you dig to for the first time then there's no reason for there not to be some temples there and sentry golem boss

long pier
#

and a giant dwarf-eating plant lunging at you from the darkness after breaking a weird looking plant

oak basin
static oasis
#

I lol'd ❤️

brisk elbow
#

and a giant dwarf-eating plant lunging at you from the darkness after breaking a weird looking plant
Ok, but that's basically a cave leech.

loud nebula
#

giant cave leech, but it grabs all dwarfes at one go

placid kraken
#

Xynarch Charge-Sucker, but they're stuck to the mule and why cant i deposit and why is it just running around oh god

brisk elbow
#

Xynarch charge-sucker Bosco.

placid kraken
#

bosco: isn't giving me the compressed gold
me, charge-sucker in hand: i'm gonna make deep rock wish they invested in better equipment

brisk elbow
#

Bring a sucker to the abyss bar and stick it to Lloyd so he shoots beer at you like a firehose

placid kraken
#

fill a barrel with ammo, strap some guns to it and let the sucker do all the cave work

#

if it needs to move you can just kick it around

twin spruce
#

Pls meme

#

More memes pls

fading void
#

Barrel bombs

brisk elbow
sinful cobalt
#

Looks like interstellar

#

kicking barrels to create a morse code

round hound
#

the cyborg steeve🤣

iron canyon
#

Joe does awesome art

#

One of his artworks inspired the beastmaster perk

#

In part

#

Or so one of the devs said

brisk elbow
distant ember
#

Make it happen

marsh river
#

Damn why is she not in that pic

exotic pine
#

Damn fine meme.

marsh river
#

@iron canyon who?

marble solar
#

Where's Molly

wanton fog
#

My favourite childhood book

marble solar
#

Damned yanks know him as Waldo which ruins the rhyme joke

iron canyon
#

@marsh river who what

marsh river
#

Joe does awesome art

#

Who? Link pretty please. Especially steeve

novel fulcrum
#

Gambo is the future of this channel

#

The only hope

brisk elbow
#

Please don't depend on me for salvation, I'm just a random guy who posts memes

marsh river
#

Maybe Jesus was too

#

Gambo, probably

brisk elbow
ornate breach
#

Behold, I am he who provides mass sales.

wanton fog
#

I wanna make dwarf music

brisk elbow
#

I'm a dwarf and I'm dig- [BANNED]

iron canyon
#

oh

#

just look for Joe Duncan in DRG reddit

lost gulch
dark prawn
ivory pulsar
#

I have had that happen to me lol

#

not fun

brisk elbow
fierce matrix
#

Ah yes

#

The infamous ground leeches

#

Feared significantly less than they should be, but only because most dwarves don't believe they actually exist

brisk elbow
#

What even happens to players who fall victim to them? Do leeches give up after a set amount of time? Do you magically noclip to them?

hexed jackal
#

I think they let you go if you don’t reach their base within a few moments.

#

I’ve remember getting grabbed by one once at a weird angle and got snagged on a rock, and I think it just gave up after a few seconds.

fierce matrix
#

I've been clipped through walls to them before, but it was a really thin dirt wall

#

Bigger question

#

Why don't the leeches eat glyphids too?

#

I mean, they're not the same species as glyphids or mactera, as far as we know

#

And they obviously had to eat something before DRG started mining on Hoxxes, or else there wouldn't be any

brisk elbow
#

Same reason Mactera don't shoot/eat Glyphids, and neither do Trawlers/Spitballers/other shit:

Every bug is god damn teaming

ivory musk
#

swarmer : oi damn those pesky homans again

brisk elbow
#

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US

split brook
#

would be cool if they did attack eachother, though. you can, if you're lucky, line up a grabber in front of an acid spitter and the grabber gets shot

ivory musk
#

lootpods :I am sorri

brisk elbow
#

Aye, I've seen a clip of an acid kill a grabber.

fierce matrix
#

I guess dwarves just taste so much better than everything else on the Unkarr-forsaken planet that they ignore each other while you're around

ivory musk
#

seen that vid too

split brook
#

the clip where one of them gets crushed under the drop pod is the best, imo

fierce matrix
#

Are you sure it wasn't just finished off by the neurotoxin, though?

#

It was pretty low on health

split brook
#

i want that to happen in one of my games, i wana see that

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

brisk elbow
#

I've done some stupid stuff before with throwing axes.

#

Threw an axe directly upwards at a grabber. Missed, got grabbed, axe fell back down and struck the grabber.

split brook
#

thats amazing

#

i try to just clip one into my friend as they zip around with their grapple

brisk elbow
#

I think there's also been times where I've been grabbed by both leeches and grabbers, but some lag between me throwing the axe and the server/game registering said axe suddenly existing doesn't free me instantly, so I get grabbed but free myself.

split brook
#

wonder what'd happen if you're grabbed by a leech, grabber, and the sand shark thing all at once

brisk elbow
#

You're escorted out of the bar

#

Imagine how the Heightened senses perk would react if all three target you.

ivory musk
#

I can't bloddy seeee

#

whole screen white

brisk elbow
#

Good thing working in the dark has trained us to not need light to work.

boreal coyote
#

I hope to never find out

wanton fog
#

I have been tasked with only talking with lines from half life 1 so that’s why I may make no sense

#

Okay, I hope you know what you're doing.

brisk elbow
#

I'm looking forward to this experiment.

wanton fog
#

I have no doubt.

#

I couldn't even venture a guess.

novel fulcrum
#

@brisk elbow I thought that was a joke, but I actually saw how the opressor smashed a grunt away 😄

wanton fog
#

Well, there goes our grant money.

brisk elbow
#

As I expected.

wanton fog
#

Kindly lower your voice.

brisk elbow
#

(Collective Scientist screaming)

wanton fog
#

This is all within theoretical limits.

#

I hope those people in the Lambda Lab can get this under control.

brisk elbow
#

This all looks nominal.

distant ember
#

AAGGHK

wanton fog
#

I just want to get out of this alive.

distant ember
#

STOP

brisk elbow
#

My goodness!

wanton fog
#

Ah, it's good to see you.

#

No, I don't want to die!

distant ember
#

I appear to be wounded

wanton fog
#

Allow me to treat that injury.

#

This should make you feel better.

#

Don't worry, I am a doctor.

brisk elbow
#

You are completely wrong.

wanton fog
#

I don't think so.

brisk elbow
#

I don't concur.

wanton fog
#

I'm sure of it.

brisk elbow
#

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

wanton fog
#

I predicted all of this, you know. All of it!

brisk elbow
#

Fine, you won't even know I'm here.

wanton fog
#

Wait a minute and I'll let you in.

brisk elbow
#

I just want to get out of this alive...

distant ember
#

Let me get out of your way

wanton fog
#

It's highly probable that our luck will change, don't you agree?

#

@brisk elbow I hope that odor isn't coming from you.

brisk elbow
#

Are you 100% sure that theory of yours is correct?

wanton fog
#

Positively.

#

I don't suppose you'd reconsider?

brisk elbow
#

I really don't know.

wanton fog
#

Don't be ridiculous!

distant ember
#

I am sure it's probably not a big deal, probably.

wanton fog
#

Have you seen my coffee cup?

brisk elbow
#

Glad to oblige a fellow scientist.

wanton fog
#

I'm slowing you down, am I?

distant ember
#

that's gotta be the world's smallest coffee cup!

wanton fog
#

Do you smell something burning?

brisk elbow
#

"It can barely hold a depresso! Espreso? Espresso... jesus."

distant ember
#

..christ

wanton fog
#

||this is drg memes shall we move to offtopic?||

brisk elbow
#

I hope those containment parameters are still nominal.

#

||Sure.||

sullen plaza
#

glyphid control

distant ember
ivory musk
#

Is it me or when first I saw cave leech I were: Barnacles!

wanton fog
#

They ripped off half life guys

#

And they ripped off half life by using guns

dry trout
#

This game has guns, which may be a subtle hint towards the first game that popularized FPS, Doom

distant ember
#

Serious question guys, I got several of the ancient engineer artifacts, but they seem to be from another era long ago, what do I do with them?

#

They don’t seem to do much on their own 🤔

wanton fog
#

That’s a nice rug

#

Or blanket

#

Maybe try building a sentry

distant ember
#

Hmmm

brisk elbow
#

Oh shit, Frank, this is a VERY vital question, is the sentry in that toolbox rectangular, or circular?

distant ember
#

Looks to be circular

brisk elbow
#

Well. You've got some practical problems, now.

wanton fog
#

I herd tales of a war long ago

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Against two brothers fighting for land

#

Many died and not many survived and I think you hold a piece of that war

distant ember
#

Some say that war rages eternally

#

Constant fighting

#

Of course

wanton fog
#

That’s foke tales

topaz chasm
#

is this about DRG??...

wanton fog
#

I doubt something like that would still be happening, now how about a drink? On me.

distant ember
#

Pre-DRG 🙂

#

The ancient ones

wanton fog
#

The ones before

brisk elbow
#

I love the fact that R&D is hiding deathly modifications from management. They hate them, too!

distant ember
#

Shhh

brisk elbow
#

It's ok, I'm keeping my voice down.

distant ember
#

I don’t know where you heard that from

brisk elbow
#

I forged the goods myself.

wanton fog
#

Why isn’t there lines for putting barrels in your room

#

“You want to sleep with... barrels?”

distant ember
#

M a y b e

brisk elbow
#

Barrels of fun!

trail sentinel
#

I'd you want to discuss the game, please use #drg-chat

wanton fog
distant ember
#

Good

topaz chasm
#

this channel is for DRG memes... which typically are images... not conversations...

wanton fog
dark prawn
wanton fog
#

WHYYY

#

WHY WONT GIFS WORK FOR ME

distant ember
#

Inferior

dark prawn
wanton fog
#

IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE DROP POD

brisk elbow
distant ember
#

Well actually I posted tf2 engineer stuff because I’m planning out making a crossover meme, between this place

#

And this lad

#

Need to figure out photoshop better first, then pose engie in SFM

#

“Soon”

sand vessel
dark prawn
#

Wrong beer. Should be Rocky Mountain.

sand vessel
#

nah

wanton fog
#

Someone remade my meme again

#

This is great

#

Never been happier on a sever in my life

wanton fog
#

Nice hole

gleaming prism
#

pan is with us

gleaming prism
#

Also I like dark morkite

thorny solstice
#

gunner: "Smooth!!"

wanton fog
#

I am pan

brisk elbow
#

Suh-weet.

sand vessel
#

need customizable picks so i can have a frying pan to beat up glyphids with

urban kettle
rocky talon
#

that sounds like a DRG porn parody

thorny solstice
#

probably filled with Hot female dwarf magazine

distant ember
#

We're searching your quarters for that one.

#

What does a female dwarf look like thougg

#

Though

#

Lad, ye got the internet

#

I'd rather not

#

I bet it's something scary

hushed perch
#

imagine the exact same thing as ur character, but your beard is on top of your head... thats it @distant ember

loud nebula
#

Nah

#

Female dwarves and male dwarves are indistinguishable form each other
They both have beards, have a deep voice and do dwarf stuff

The only difference is down there

surreal slate
#

Down where ? Hoxxes ?

blazing loom
#

I have to guess the Driller is female.

hushed perch
#

@blazing loom you sir better calm down before something happens

blazing loom
#

?

hushed perch
#

!

surreal slate
#

Yea calm down ... clearly the female dwarf is the gunner

hushed perch
#

exactly

surreal slate
hushed perch
#

thank you

distant ember
hot heath
#

Gunner: "I'll kill anything with more legs than two!"
Molly:

round hound
#

molly cannot be kill even a fatboy cant destroy her

distant ember
#

Molly came from a long lineage of Becs

#

shes slow as dark morkite left in the freezer but as sturdy as the space rig's toilet system

#

The toilets being the only system Management continues to not disappoint in

#

Most likely cause if they did take them out there'd be riots

molten whale
#

the only equipment they invest in

smoky schooner
#

After The Incident I can understand why

#

That cost them a lotta cash

hollow cloud
#

@distant ember why do you think Driller and Gunner have no beards?

#

They're female dwarves

hushed perch
#

@hollow cloud my driller has a beard the size of the abyss bartender so idk what ur on about

hollow cloud
#

You remember what Gimly said?

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Girl dwarves are beautiful. Especially their beards

distant ember
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so, there ARE no dwarf "women"?

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I bet a single one of our dwarf women can single handedly win a bar brawl in one of those leaf lovers pointy eared elf infested holes that they call pubs! rocknstone

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you say there are no dwarf women because you would never accept the fact that a WOMAN just beat the shit out of you and your friends by herself

marble solar
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The reason there are no Dwarf women in DRG is because only men would be stupid enough to take up this job

lyric dust
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Or woman are too stupid to not make karl proud

mortal wren
sand vessel
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Press V, all the time

long pier
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Hosting a game with players that never rock and stone... Karl would be disappointed

sleek kestrel
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With the new See You In Hell buffs, I would do a "Call an ambulance, ... but not for ME" meme of it, but I'm a miner not a memer.

rain pagoda
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when your team is all drillers, but only 3 have friendly fire perk. when you don't have it

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it BURNS

loud nebula
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WATCH YOUR FIRE MORON!

rain pagoda
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FREDNLY FIRE!

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i would have put a beard on it but this chromebook doesn't have an editing app

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and i can't download one ;-;

distant ember
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Just put a beard on the chromebook and everything will be forgiven

rain pagoda
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i like that

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but i would put a beard on myself but ive allready got one

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ive came prepared!

hollow cloud
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How it feels to unlock new weapons

blissful veldt
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Ooooh yeah...

thorny solstice
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Molly trying to get through the loss dirty

distant ember
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more like molly trying to clip through the fucking walls

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molly is a true TAS speedrunner, knows how to do a pixel perfect wiggle to push the collision box through the wall brush

gleaming lodge
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Damn you're right

hot shadow
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anyone notice that molly will just not follow you

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I've had a few missions where molly just sits at the start and refuses to move until I call