#drg-memes-no-talk
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lads get the flamer
We must kill
THE OVERCLOCKED FLAMER
Uh oh
empty out your sandwich pouches and ammo bags, we need all the fatboys we can carry
It has elephant gun overclock! Look out!
I forgot what Elephant does.
🐘
🐘
enormous damage, two shooting preatoriabs, more recoil and spread
Ahhh.
Well, almost 2 shooting
My stupid self thought of like, "elephant tranquilizers" (even though it isn't the name) for Driller's pistol.
🐘 💤
Hoxxees PacifistRun%
And that is?
Binyot
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
OOOOOOOO
Ok, let me go back a couple billion steps to fix that.
Hahahaha
There.
At least crop your profile pic's head onto it properly
Who do you think I am
Needs more beard.
you cant tell him what to do,your not his mom
Fine
The expert.
What are you, a single-star bronze gunner?
15 minutes to remove a background?
I GOT ANOTHER IDEA
Stop it. Now
This is gonna be so damn good.

I think I packed on a bit too much.
I really wonder what happened in the original image.
well it was a hammer, right?
does elves exist in the drg universe ?
You know Mission Control Guy is a human since he has no beard.
i am sure that the elf are company that protect life form of the galaxy or try to grow nature in a lifeless planets
which is probably why we have to deal with these damn bugs in the first place
The leaf lovers are breeding hydra plants for the war.
the elf like only thing protect nature.grow nature .be the most superior race of all.and see the other species as the lesser race
Elfs born after 1994 be like
Smoke the plants, man.
Beard dlc coming soon @brisk elbow
Hell yea
Also it took me so long because I’m currently in Japanese tutoring
most memes of that is dwarfs have no regret to insult a elf and always the dwarfs that win the insult battle even the elf call dwarfs a monkey mongrel primitive
?
something like that yes
if they are in hoxxes planets is not for be friend but rival company and that the memes begin.elf around watch yourself
If they add pvp to this game I’ll eat my beard
Not DRG but dwarven nonetheless
Slonking that booloweed

Dwarf toes 😍


No
After retiring from Wilkins Coffee, Wilkins and Wontkins find new work at Deep Rock Galactic's Abyss Bar advertising team.
Enjoy my attempt at dubbing over already-made footage.
Now with the advertised products shown.
Part 2 in the making
would love seeing wotkins floating in space in the wormhole bit
That was really fun, honestly!
You can probably get a pic of a Gunner in the loadout screen and slap the text on it.
iremember the sergeant chief of the enclave from that fallout
Fallout 2 + Fallout: New Vegas were the best.
The gameplay in 4 keeps it interesting, but the story and colonies sucked
Dear Gaben
Forgive me
For I have sinned
Father I have committed the carnal sin
of Low-res
🔪 🧎I must commit soduku
Mk 2 gunner
Might be better
I know mk 2 gunner with corporate marine doing glyphid kick
With the full audio
DRG here. Why isn't your video feed working?
Heh
@primal vale i Salute you That is amazing
Part 2 is out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyd88iV7mZQ
The initial pilot commercials featuring Wilkins and Wontkins was recieved very well. As a result, Management has continued using their services to advertise the Abyss Bar.
Enjoy my 2nd attempt at dubbing over already-made footage.
Enjoy listening to me speak again...
when 3 of yer team die to crassus, and you as the gunner only have yer bull dog left to fight it
#relatable
p l e a s e
No @daring elk thats not he worst, the worst is when the rest of your team dies to one during a salvage point, and you the driller are the only one left. What does a driller have that's any good against a crassus
C4
Pistols
Crassus? Is this a zoomer word for bulk?

Crassus means fat, gross, or ugly in latin
Crassus are the golden bulks
in that case with all that gold on the line? i'm sure the drill boy will find a way
nah golden bulks are a meme by the devs they dont exist
|| That's what management wants you to think, brother ||
i've only ever fought one in my career, and just barely missed a fight against one when i joined a mission late
You guys! Hahaha! 😝
Crassus is a roman senator during the late republic that got killed by parthians
I had one pop up on a point extract, fun times
imagine elemental detonators
or detonators that explode into the games unique crafting materials
Steeve is just a tiny blue detonator that just yells
lmao
april fools
a extra smol detonator
the size of those funny lil bugs you find on some of the biomes
April fools, small detonators that pop like satchel charges
Oh, and they replace swarmers in glyphid holes and brood mothers
wheeze
are you sure you're not just making banelings here 
True terror, tiny flying detonators that spawn from a breeder
@sand vessel orange bulk breeder that explode like a bulkie boi!😵
That's just the gunners cluster grenade
You know what they should do for April fools?
A guaranteed buff beer that says it’ll make you overpowered but actually gives you every debuff in the game once you start a mission.
Or release haz 6
That sounds fun
“We’ve got a hell of a blip headed your way, team” over and over for April fools day
Critical weakness but it spawns multiple dreadnaughts every few minutes
"Something really big just came up on the radar... and there's a lot of them..."
Error Cubes are more common but now some of them spawn a Dreadnaught
The horror
Driller: "Scout what does the scouter say about the Engineer's Slow Level"
Scout: "ITS 1006"
Engineer: "It's on the Wrong Ear you Knucklehead!"
I haven't... sadly
You don't find him. He finds you!
I've found 1.
Saved by a machine, how humiliating
Dwarves prefer booze pouring onto them than machines preforming first aid
I don't blame them
I need that gif to read "non-drg related meme"
I also made this!
tho I don't know who Ma is in this case
Giraffey?
...ₜₐₜₑᵣ?
Soren
Jacob is Ma ❤️
Should be Karl instead of ma
DRG memes only. Violators will be shot.
MA stands for Mission Announcer
He's the one that has the power to subject dwarves to radon gas
uh oh
I was hoping someone would change it in a flash to make it drg related lol
'cause I'm lazy
I am inept in the ways of photoshop
I can draw beards and pickaxes but not the MULE or resupplies
Remember to not freeze Crassus detonators, because if they die while frozen, they won't make a golden explosion!
imagine freezing detonators ever
Imagine finding a Crassus
I found a Crassus, once. It was a nice day.
the biggest blueball is when you’re about to get the earth shattering kaboom and some driller with an IQ as low as his freeze cannon’s temperature freezes it
There was an EDD that had a Crassus in it, I think
Yeah, but I think the devs made Crassus no longer spawn in DDs.
the only crassus I found was on a magma core, and then there was 5 more detonators throught the mission
Odd. The mission I had a Crassus also had 2 more ordinary detonators.
practically the entire floor was lava
So the standard Magma Core experience?

it turned into twister except every dot was yellow
and the white parts of the map were flaming rock
I ran out of platforms so many times
Some like it hot
feed
Only to silver?
Oh, that, right.
What if compressed gold are actually a gold bugs mummies?
So he might stare at his ancestor
whens he gonna eat it doe 😳
I'm surprised Management doesn't send us out to a lootbug nest.
The crassus detonator is actually a lootbug that ate a holy crapton of gold.
Cause gold is gold
ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʳᶦᶜʰᵎ
but what about Mithrill ore?
Dwarf: "I wanna stop by Hoxxes III and get Copper!"
MC guy: "We already have copper at Hoxxes IV."
Copper at Hoxxes IV:

🇳 🇮 🇨 🇪
bingo
Does gold ward off certain demon-esque races? No. But it can buy huge ass weapons to kill said demons.
@wraith burrow I like you
may or may not attract the Man-emperor of mankind
Bigger weapon means more dead enemys
it attracts a specific type of demon ||TAXMEN||
Gold is noble metal, it's more expensive than silver obviously too.
Also silver is loved by leaf lovers.
So what's the choice here even.
some of the electronics probably contain silver in them
you dont need silver to kill werewolves, you just need more force/explosions
"if brute force didn't work, you didn't use enough"
There's only one way to kill a werewolf.
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Gunner has tried a few times, didn't work so well
Detpacks might, though
Is this a bug? Buddy is looking at accessory shop and its just showing a flare
in the hat section
def a bug. my driller was shown as an axe
@wanton fog Gold is the best conductor. High-quality CPU's pins are either made of gold, or covered with gold, for example.
Gold rules 😎
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/675680380874915851/SPEEN_wS.mp4
I still can't stop laughing at this (original author in pinned messages)
SPEEEEEEEEEEN
Hahaha
Play this over it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE
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@woven pagoda that single bug is either so difficult to fix, or so far down the list of "shit that's broke" that the devs don't care. It's been a bug for months.
honestly it's not game breaking or anything. So it's fine.
SpEeEeeEeEEEEN
speeeeeeen
god damn it... now it sounds in my head...
speeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Speeeeuueeeeeuweeeeenn
Haha funny spin word
That sounds like april fools more than a bug lmao
Pro gamer move
When you're on a low-O2 mission and the mule phases through the wall on extraction:
I've had it happen
It's an instant-loss if you don't have any nitra
We once survived only because we were able to run from supply pod to supply pod. We didn't want to risk drilling.
That gives me a fright.
Molly getting her revenge for us being so abusive to her
Low 02, other engie and gunner went down. I couldnt find the drop pod until last second and hopped in with about 15 seconds to spare. As for the poor scout... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ4zRqBzUIg
Did a low oxy where that happened, turns out reviving each other after dying from lack of oxygen gives you just enough oxygen to run forward and revive the next dwarf.
I had that happen too, thankfully one of us had iron will or else we wouldve died in a pile
Hi hello yes, I am poor at photoshop, but I'm sure you all know exactly where I'm going with this:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441050724055384065/679611828967702528/image0.png
"Something interfering with the forcefield, would YOU know anything about it?"
dwarf with barrels actively flying about: nope
Dwarfs flying around on toolboxes cause they are easier to control
"No idea MC, we'll report suspicious activity."
Gunners' day-off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV3BTyjfcPs
This is impressive! Israeli Phalanx Close-in air defense system (by Raytheon) engaging incoming missiles. !!!!
PULL!

That reminded me of 99 Rooms
"Morkite foound!"
Congaline of lootbugs
When your pet coon watches too much DRG gameplay with you playing in the salt pits.
Disclaimer: I don't have a pet coon. 👀 Though one visits me time to time...
Thats the roundest raccoon Ive seen
When you're trying to find jadiz but all you find is compressed gold
Each compressed gold is 1 jadiz. Thanks, mineral market!
Worthless but fun to destroy
👨🔧 👨🔧 👨🔧 👨🔧
the other three looking at the downed engi: Pathetic
26 TIMES? how does one even achieve such a fiet
They didn't solve practical problems
So they didn't use enough gun
guns pointed at him
Apparently not enough alchohol was consumed before the mission
I already have three promoted dwarves and almost got a second promotion on scout, but I have yet to complete the assignment that unlocks haz 5.
I forget there was an assignment
I have silver 1 engi ready for promotion, bronze 3 scout and bronze 1 gunner and driller
Still didn't do Haz5 asignment
Speaking of jadiz , played a mineral mania last night, found 4 Jadiz blocks
Was pretty nice
3 of them were right next to each other
Wait 26 is amount of times going down?
Yeah the dwarf on the ground means downs, the flask means revives
My engineer and gunner posing for a pic
I have discovered that if you jump into the center of the three barrels by the railing straight out the door of the spawn room
It will barrel-jump you directly into the forge and deep dive area
So much time can be saved
#interplanetary-miners-union not a meme
I feel like the tri-barrel setups are there for that exact reason.
leeche ocean 
"aquarac ocean"
enor pearl run
dwarfolion
golden wind just stays golden wind
or golden explosion maybe if crassus
bulk tendencies
cause i suck at meming
at least the white around the menacing doesnt bother too much
sounds good too
or even Bug tedency
now how we adress the Jojo bizarre adventures part?
that was easelier then exspected
the second one takes the cake
okay so up to part 4 it's the 4 classes
then it becomes just elements of the game...
phantom scout, cuz you never know where he is
damn we are making a script lol
probably dead in the next cave
good..
Hoxxes crusaders : gunner's ......
we could keep the stardust part since we're in space
Stardust miners dunno
we are original BOY...
lel
Hoxxes crusaders, the engieneer .....
platform ocean
we need something for engie damed
ye
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
🤔
but i dont know shit about engis im just a filthy scout main
we can work around the heroes and bad guys too if ye want
the goo bomer as Dio works for me.
for me Dio is the vampire perk driller
yellow, vamp, kills your team with c4
Steel lure run works for me.
steeve is iggy ofc
yeah fair enogth
but driller is unbreakable!
Shell ball run
Agreed.
ah yes, the 4 fat boy engie group
also known as radiation poisoning
fair enough
we need an easter egg voice line from the management
nyaka trawlers for made in heaven, those fucks are fast
if you shoot like more than X amount by 4 different people
well the spin can be applied to what happens in steel bar run||no spoiler intended||
Crimson Trawler?
CRIMSON MANACE!
ye
EPC TCF is just ZA HANDO
UMMMM
deletes everything
driller drills are just the fists...
ifg is the closest to a za warudo we'll get
i mean, i wish driller had 2 power guantlets to punch the rock away.
that'd be pretty metal
Hey!
yes^
less talk more meme
lets try to avoid the dead memes a little
but it's a good one
hmm
or a guard... depending of how you think about it.
valentine?
ummm...
menace seems more like him
YES but it's D4C
Clearly he’s a swarmer
well theres also love train D4C, sounds like the gunner shield to me
love train is clearly iron will
hmm
kinda
but love train yeets stuff away from you
shield seems better
phero is that one "shitty" stand from p6
that makes everyone angry
P L A N E T W A V E S
magic bullet is mista
i'm imagine driller whielding ghiaccio
while it curses around
OMG
Plot twist
engie is accually...
Yoshikaghe kira
uh
....shotgun, fatboy
no nevermind
it's the explosive bullets on reload
what about haven's door , cheap trick?
i dont think we got smt for heaven door
cheap trick is leech
gets you from behind
and if your team dont know about it they get killed too
except if someone sees your back
yeah
old flying nightmare is vanilla ice
lool
l need jojo drg meme
we all need some
thats why we've been shitposting here for 10 minutes now
to fill the need
awaken my masters 3 bulk detonators
oof
killer queen already touch that patch of dirt detonated c4 on three dwarfs that dig with pickaxes
@ivory musk just go back to the titles we were doing , they are art to it's finest form
let's make a meme with this , like in that format of ; you have been visited by.... if you don't repost... this will happen or ye know ,
the other form that is you have been visited by...
this will happen.
we need a better punch line for sure
grabber no grab, grabber no grab
we should totally make a jaws reference with a nayaka crawler
[the sand shark for the less culturated ones]
they are already even have shark fins
😛
here you can see the original "chungus "
when scout used to have the warthog instead of the Gk2
cause.... REASONS.
@torn swan This would have made the scout even more close to the tf2 scout
Wouldn't have mined that tbh
I have build my scout with dash and battle frenzy so
In a sense it's already the case
@prisma flicker craw back in ye hole , i'm having some real shit going on here.
oh yeah especially when double jump was a thing
Oh right i forgot about double jump
Meh who cares i don't even use hoover boots
Too buggy
@torn swan this channel is for memes, not game discussion. While a bit rude, king kitsune is right. Take it to #drg-chat
Must the memes be DRG specific?
its called drg-memes for a reason
as long as its related to it one way or another its fine
unfortunate
Tell me how the heck my speach was game related if I was proposing meme formats
Anyway I'm out of this . So long for now
Whit the assault canon?
just don't zoom in
Guys Gunner has already peaked with heavy Mk1 and Corporate Marine. There will never be a more badass character ever
I’ve seen that used here, though
Fun fact: although I never encountered it,"Karl's Womb" is a completely valid mission name.
Someone actually did find it.
Fun fact: that fact is not funny.
Fun Fact: Hand over the memes or the driller gets it

Your mother was a swarmer, and your father smelled of Praetorian farts!
Steeve Evolved!
https://i.gyazo.com/aa5b16f365e0d9ad27b3765ba850b4a5.png
XD, makes sense that the cave crawlers want to be like the Ultra Smurfs
Guys, I know where Karl went https://i.redd.it/rgwokv20z7m21.png
Heaven
This where every Barrel goes when they go inside the Hoola up of death
I’m reminded of that room of doors in Monsters Inc, except it’s barrels.
That's just DRG's Nether
Which is of course accessed via the aforementioned Hula-hoop of death
but you can only access it while wearing the barrel armour. anything else will result in instant b a r r e l i f i c a t i o n
i mean its not confirmed, but with all the dwarf coloured barrels it makes sense
I have nightmares about barrels
Dwarf hell must be a room full of compressed gold with no mule to deposit to.
🇼 🇪 ' 🇷 🇪 🇷 🇮 🇨 🇭
and the drop pod is about to leave
Why do they take the drop pod back
I mean hell, not heaven :B
Dwarf heaven here
mmm mineral sundae
like the old goat meme said years ago, "i crave that mineral"
Hmmm. Today I will eat precious minerals
(<---- Clueless) ...crunch cronch.
(Dwarf points gun) oh god oh fuck
can't you deposit into the drop pod?
Y'all talk about the lootbug conga but not the MULE conga? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/675150812846227517/unknown.png
a proud momma
Mollypede
that is cursed
Karl didn't die for this
I mean, Karl didn't die
Aaaaand there goes the image.
Mods gay

Dwarves with shutter shades

Me leaving my coworkers to die in the middle of an active volcano filled with bloodthirsty bugs so we all can get paid more
I'd bet something sexually NSFW
A dwarf whose body was only covered by mass amounts of beard.
It was a pic of a naked dwarf with both his heads having stylish beards.
@wanton fog
Haha
Order 69: Spawn two bulks on Uplink stage.
when you have to gun down a loot bug
@gleaming prism nothing was deleted I just don't read the room and knew there would never be a good time
Just dwarves with shutter shades
@wanton fog * whoops
Whos pan
I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Peter pan
Kung Fu Pan(da)
Wait. That's illegal.
Cheater spotted
In a PvE multiplayer game
Sad!!
games be borin, thas why people cheat
you either die a hero or see yourself become the villain
If people could cheat in Warframe they absolutely would. Eliminates the grind, similar to DRG.
DRG is a grind? Ive just been having a blast, unlocking things is an unavoidable side effect
It still takes a fair bit of time to get everything. DRG's gameplay loop is insanely good though.
the only "grind" is getting the first 25 levels with every class. which is achieved surprisingly fast and thus doesn't really feel like grind in the first place.
Plus the fact that each mission can go wrong in so many ways it keeps the grind even less noticable
Except for the jadiz
Jadiz is more common these days
Just keep running Crystalline Cavern if ye want Jadiz
Croppa is supposed to be more common in Fungus Bungus though
Just wait for a mineral mania mission you will be loaded with jadiz at the end of it
until you craft 2 overclocks 
Oof
thats what i did before having all the ocs
But what if crystalline is out of range on mission rotation?
now i am experiencing the full game once more
fungus if you're brave or stupid enough
Never
aim for the missions that give lots of gold then, so you can buy jadiz
Until it comes back
if theres a gold rush mutation and pot of gold get yourself a stack of gold and change it into jadiz
with that fine 3/1 ratio
I never buy from the mineral trade terminal unless im like, 6 mineral short
Rate is awful
^
me neither but if you really want to craft smt either wait or buy
Sell all your umanite and enor pearls, job done
We need
More
CROPPA
AAAAAAArrrrghakbnkwbnj
500 of each other mineral
4 croppa
for my first mission in process to be promoted I have to go to "leaf lovers wealth"
whoever made this title must be from Hollywood
like the "Pond of Death"
"the Staircase of Satan"
BLOOD KEEP
Time for those leaf lovers to pay up
pffffft xD
The only appropriate action to take when the swarmers come out
Thorns
I realise now that I have thorns what POS swarmers are and how unfun
Way too much sources of them
toss a coin to your driller
Now, we have a question
Who has put those chests inside Hoxxes and why do they need batteries
222 222 2 3
You had one job
I'd imagine the chests were something another team had to abandon or something like that
Since they hold a lot of mineral it might have been an early option before Molly was made
Though I can't think of any reason they have skins/victory poses in universe
If there is abandoned machinery and boxes in caves you dig to for the first time then there's no reason for there not to be some temples there and sentry golem boss
and a giant dwarf-eating plant lunging at you from the darkness after breaking a weird looking plant
I had to.
I lol'd ❤️
and a giant dwarf-eating plant lunging at you from the darkness after breaking a weird looking plant
Ok, but that's basically a cave leech.
giant cave leech, but it grabs all dwarfes at one go
Xynarch Charge-Sucker, but they're stuck to the mule and why cant i deposit and why is it just running around oh god
Xynarch charge-sucker Bosco.
bosco: isn't giving me the compressed gold
me, charge-sucker in hand: i'm gonna make deep rock wish they invested in better equipment
Bring a sucker to the abyss bar and stick it to Lloyd so he shoots beer at you like a firehose
fill a barrel with ammo, strap some guns to it and let the sucker do all the cave work
if it needs to move you can just kick it around
Barrel bombs
this is so nice the thing i found in reddit https://i.redd.it/md1rsjiin0i41.jpg
the cyborg steeve🤣
Joe does awesome art
One of his artworks inspired the beastmaster perk
In part
Or so one of the devs said
I'm full!
Make it happen
Damn why is she not in that pic
Damn fine meme.
@iron canyon who?
Where's Molly
My favourite childhood book
Damned yanks know him as Waldo which ruins the rhyme joke
@marsh river who what
Please don't depend on me for salvation, I'm just a random guy who posts memes

Behold, I am he who provides mass sales.
I wanna make dwarf music
I'm a dwarf and I'm dig- [BANNED]
If you think you're having a bad day, just remember this gunner.
I think I've seen this Gunner before!
Ah yes
The infamous ground leeches
Feared significantly less than they should be, but only because most dwarves don't believe they actually exist
What even happens to players who fall victim to them? Do leeches give up after a set amount of time? Do you magically noclip to them?
I think they let you go if you don’t reach their base within a few moments.
I’ve remember getting grabbed by one once at a weird angle and got snagged on a rock, and I think it just gave up after a few seconds.
I've been clipped through walls to them before, but it was a really thin dirt wall
Bigger question
Why don't the leeches eat glyphids too?
I mean, they're not the same species as glyphids or mactera, as far as we know
And they obviously had to eat something before DRG started mining on Hoxxes, or else there wouldn't be any
Same reason Mactera don't shoot/eat Glyphids, and neither do Trawlers/Spitballers/other shit:
Every bug is god damn teaming
: oi damn those pesky homans again
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US
would be cool if they did attack eachother, though. you can, if you're lucky, line up a grabber in front of an acid spitter and the grabber gets shot
:I am sorri
Aye, I've seen a clip of an acid kill a grabber.
I guess dwarves just taste so much better than everything else on the Unkarr-forsaken planet that they ignore each other while you're around
seen that vid too
the clip where one of them gets crushed under the drop pod is the best, imo
Are you sure it wasn't just finished off by the neurotoxin, though?
It was pretty low on health
I've done some stupid stuff before with throwing axes.
Threw an axe directly upwards at a grabber. Missed, got grabbed, axe fell back down and struck the grabber.
thats amazing
i try to just clip one into my friend as they zip around with their grapple
I think there's also been times where I've been grabbed by both leeches and grabbers, but some lag between me throwing the axe and the server/game registering said axe suddenly existing doesn't free me instantly, so I get grabbed but free myself.
wonder what'd happen if you're grabbed by a leech, grabber, and the sand shark thing all at once
You're escorted out of the bar
Imagine how the Heightened senses perk would react if all three target you.
Good thing working in the dark has trained us to not need light to work.
I hope to never find out
I have been tasked with only talking with lines from half life 1 so that’s why I may make no sense
Okay, I hope you know what you're doing.
I'm looking forward to this experiment.
@brisk elbow I thought that was a joke, but I actually saw how the opressor smashed a grunt away 😄
Well, there goes our grant money.
As I expected.
Kindly lower your voice.
(Collective Scientist screaming)
This is all within theoretical limits.
I hope those people in the Lambda Lab can get this under control.
This all looks nominal.
AAGGHK
I just want to get out of this alive.
STOP
My goodness!
I appear to be wounded
Allow me to treat that injury.
This should make you feel better.
Don't worry, I am a doctor.
You are completely wrong.
I don't think so.
I don't concur.
I'm sure of it.
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
I predicted all of this, you know. All of it!
Fine, you won't even know I'm here.
Wait a minute and I'll let you in.
I just want to get out of this alive...
Let me get out of your way
It's highly probable that our luck will change, don't you agree?
@brisk elbow I hope that odor isn't coming from you.
Are you 100% sure that theory of yours is correct?
I really don't know.
Don't be ridiculous!
I am sure it's probably not a big deal, probably.
Have you seen my coffee cup?
Glad to oblige a fellow scientist.
I'm slowing you down, am I?
that's gotta be the world's smallest coffee cup!
Do you smell something burning?
"It can barely hold a depresso! Espreso? Espresso... jesus."
..christ
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glyphid control

Is it me or when first I saw cave leech I were: Barnacles!
This game has guns, which may be a subtle hint towards the first game that popularized FPS, Doom
Serious question guys, I got several of the ancient engineer artifacts, but they seem to be from another era long ago, what do I do with them?
They don’t seem to do much on their own 🤔
Hmmm
Oh shit, Frank, this is a VERY vital question, is the sentry in that toolbox rectangular, or circular?
Looks to be circular
Well. You've got some practical problems, now.
I herd tales of a war long ago

Against two brothers fighting for land
Many died and not many survived and I think you hold a piece of that war
That’s foke tales
is this about DRG??...
I doubt something like that would still be happening, now how about a drink? On me.
The ones before
I love the fact that R&D is hiding deathly modifications from management. They hate them, too!
Shhh
It's ok, I'm keeping my voice down.
I don’t know where you heard that from
I forged the goods myself.
Why isn’t there lines for putting barrels in your room
“You want to sleep with... barrels?”
M a y b e
Barrels of fun!
Here’s a meme am I ok now
Good
this channel is for DRG memes... which typically are images... not conversations...
We need a dwarven version of
Inferior

IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE DROP POD
Well actually I posted tf2 engineer stuff because I’m planning out making a crossover meme, between this place
And this lad
Need to figure out photoshop better first, then pose engie in SFM
“Soon”
Wrong beer. Should be Rocky Mountain.
nah
Someone remade my meme again
This is great
Never been happier on a sever in my life
Nice hole
pan is with us
Also I like dark morkite
gunner: "Smooth!!"
I am pan
Suh-weet.
need customizable picks so i can have a frying pan to beat up glyphids with
that sounds like a DRG porn parody
probably filled with Hot female dwarf magazine
We're searching your quarters for that one.
What does a female dwarf look like thougg
Though
Lad, ye got the internet
I'd rather not
I bet it's something scary
imagine the exact same thing as ur character, but your beard is on top of your head... thats it @distant ember
Nah
Female dwarves and male dwarves are indistinguishable form each other
They both have beards, have a deep voice and do dwarf stuff
The only difference is down there
Down where ? Hoxxes ?
I have to guess the Driller is female.
@blazing loom you sir better calm down before something happens
?
!
Yea calm down ... clearly the female dwarf is the gunner
exactly
thank you
The Heavy Gunner is a woman
Gunner: "I'll kill anything with more legs than two!"
Molly:
molly cannot be kill even a fatboy cant destroy her
Molly came from a long lineage of Becs
shes slow as dark morkite left in the freezer but as sturdy as the space rig's toilet system
The toilets being the only system Management continues to not disappoint in
Most likely cause if they did take them out there'd be riots
the only equipment they invest in
@distant ember why do you think Driller and Gunner have no beards?
They're female dwarves
@hollow cloud my driller has a beard the size of the abyss bartender so idk what ur on about
You remember what Gimly said?
Girl dwarves are beautiful. Especially their beards
Gimli explaining why some people think there are no dwarf women.
so, there ARE no dwarf "women"?
I bet a single one of our dwarf women can single handedly win a bar brawl in one of those leaf lovers pointy eared elf infested holes that they call pubs! 
you say there are no dwarf women because you would never accept the fact that a WOMAN just beat the shit out of you and your friends by herself
The reason there are no Dwarf women in DRG is because only men would be stupid enough to take up this job
Or woman are too stupid to not make karl proud
Press V, all the time
Hosting a game with players that never rock and stone... Karl would be disappointed
With the new See You In Hell buffs, I would do a "Call an ambulance, ... but not for ME" meme of it, but I'm a miner not a memer.
when your team is all drillers, but only 3 have friendly fire perk. when you don't have it
it BURNS
WATCH YOUR FIRE MORON!
FREDNLY FIRE!
i would have put a beard on it but this chromebook doesn't have an editing app
and i can't download one ;-;
Just put a beard on the chromebook and everything will be forgiven
i like that
but i would put a beard on myself but ive allready got one
ive came prepared!
Ooooh yeah...
more like molly trying to clip through the fucking walls
molly is a true TAS speedrunner, knows how to do a pixel perfect wiggle to push the collision box through the wall brush
Damn you're right