#drg-memes-no-talk

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round hound
marsh river
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Wait that from him?

marble solar
clever latch
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oh deary a nudist glyphid

severe remnant
distant ember
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Nice

distant ember
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Also lol at that guy using Gemini

fierce raft
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Gemini is good for locking down areas

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also

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nice

cursive vine
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is your profile pic a naked dbz mission control @fierce raft

fierce raft
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he's not naked

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as far as I know

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he's just very upset that there seems to be something blocking the launch bay

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for the umpteenth time

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@cursive vine

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though I'm now wondering if it would get hot in mission control

frank lodge
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I saw diggy hole meme up above a bit so here you go

distant ember
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ROCK
AND

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BAAAAN

tiny plume
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ROCK AND BAN BROTHA!!!

distant ember
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No

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YAAAS

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No

novel fulcrum
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Two bulks walk into a bar full of fat boy engineers...

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DRG enough

sacred zephyr
trail sentinel
distant ember
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Steeve Buschemi

remote yew
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Steeve Blowupi

mint moss
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Why are you Steeve ? You're not glyphide... ? 🤔

paper torrent
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

restive folio
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no

mint moss
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So what are you ? A pineapple ?

restive folio
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yes

fair rampart
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What a lame food to be

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Eggs are where it's at

restive folio
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:C

distant ember
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what about potatoes?

fair rampart
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I knew a potato once

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He was pretty lame, too

restive folio
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wdym too?

fair rampart
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boomstick 🥚

restive folio
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🍍 bulldog

urban kettle
eager pecan
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🍍bulldog dpeek boomstick🥚

distant ember
jaunty spoke
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BoOoOoLoOoO CAP HERE

distant ember
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Boolo is better than pineapple and egg

rocky talon
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I love this post

clever latch
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@rocky talon Any dwarves cursed with the jadiz problem would cream itself on the spot when seeing all of that jadiz

rocky talon
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If your jadiz lasts for more than 4 hours call managment

brisk elbow
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(Laughs in driller)

chrome sinew
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Don't explore my ex-wife's cave without protection

willow pawn
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I see why its rejected

marble solar
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Parasites, so not entirely rejected.

loud nebula
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maybe the bugs are what were once babies, but got mutated into bugs by the rejected womb

hexed jackal
dry trout
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who would subject us to this mental image

long pier
craggy nest
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Give

edgy barn
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Same, I have bismor and croppa problems, 3000 jadiz sitting in my bags.

long pier
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i have an overload of umanite and enor pearls atm

urban kettle
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I always buy/sell to keep my supply at 2500 for everything

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Helps with credits too. Sitting at about 500k credits.

twin coral
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not selling all your minerals like a chad

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keeping your minerals in stores of greater than 10

plain wolf
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I tend to sell minerals until I have 1,000 of them.

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So if I have 1,245 Magnite, I sell 245 of it.

brisk elbow
round hound
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mission control abuse the price

loud nebula
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What if you cancel it?

brisk elbow
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Cancel just steps you out of the menu. It's basically a "Not now" button.

remote yew
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Communist dwarf option when?

brisk elbow
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i'm not sharing my paycheck with those disgustang leaf lovers

remote yew
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Walking around in a shanty space rig sounds interesting

brisk elbow
distant ember
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@brisk elbow If it’s communism you don’t get a paycheck

brisk elbow
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Exactly. Would you ever wanna work for a company worse than DRG?

unreal fjord
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I’d buy DRG stock

desert inlet
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DRG has some neat perks. You get to eat space crack that heals you and you drink a lot, then play with guns

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In deep space, there is no corporate, just results or death

unreal fjord
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What about management?

desert inlet
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A suggestion, really

unreal fjord
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Aw well, back to the abyss bar

trail sentinel
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Drg is more of a company town situation

fast garnet
loud nebula
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TIME TO DIE BUGS!

brisk elbow
loud nebula
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hmmmm

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is there DRG merch? lurking

brisk elbow
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Not yet, but a few fans have done some 3D printing stuff.

loud nebula
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awh

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official DRG merch when?

brisk elbow
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(https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/czuy38/i_made_this_3d_print_of_molly_the_mule_using/)

loud nebula
desert inlet
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I want a 3D impression of drillers cheeks

dry trout
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hold up, which cheeks we talking about

slow fern
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Chest cheeks

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Gotta see those gains

fierce turret
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nice 🤜 apoca

brisk elbow
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mboi 👍 boolo

spice jetty
brisk elbow
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Now that's a lobby name if I've ever seen one

distant ember
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XD glorious

forest crescent
brisk elbow
plain wolf
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Hey, if it's stupid and it works...

storm zenith
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just
watch where you're aiming, okay?

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lol

distant ember
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With proximity detonation I don’t get to watch where I am aiming

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The fat boy aims itself for me

tawdry gyro
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Just had a big beard moment

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Forget using C4 to get gold

little lantern
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proximity detonation and fatboys

tawdry gyro
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Use zerker to get gold!

little lantern
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you are evil

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and suicidal

tawdry gyro
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Prox fatboy is only fatboy worth using

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That way you can play hot potato with a live mini-nuke

little lantern
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when i use fatboy i want it to hit what i want it to hit

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not detonate in my face cause a swarmer jumped near

plain wolf
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Proxy Fatboys are a great party gag.

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Though using Proxy 'nades without Fatboy the other day, I almost want to try it for one thing: Firing down tunnels.

placid kraken
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alright who put my breach cutter in the matrix core station again

long pier
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management did it

brisk elbow
placid kraken
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those dastardly leaf lovers

loud nebula
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nah, they stuffed them into barrels

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why do you think we have so many B L U E barrels?

placid kraken
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blue barrels are dwarves
yellow barrels are glyphids
red barrels are beer that got left out in the sun for too long
the one green barrel is for steeve

loud nebula
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no

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blue barrels are scouts
yellow barrels are drillers
red barrels engis
and green barrels the heavy

placid kraken
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thats barrel armour

hot shadow
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there are red barrels?

placid kraken
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yeah in the barrel kick

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area

hot shadow
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ah

placid kraken
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but please don't kick steeve's green barrel. It makes him sad.

brisk elbow
unreal fjord
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As soon as I saw peaceful mining I knew it was lie. Excellent meme

unreal fjord
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Should I add some bugs in the background?

clever latch
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yes

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or bugs bleeding bits

burnt oracle
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tbh I kinda can't photoshop stuff on cans

distant ember
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memes are not meant for visual quality, good sir

rocky talon
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still pretty good

north pond
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I resent the leaf lover, being a driller

thorny solstice
north pond
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Ouch

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Looks fun tho

novel fulcrum
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Its not ouch at all btw

north pond
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Well I mean your body has got to be flapping as you fall through the layers

high dust
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franzjpresents

thorny solstice
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its obvious the gunner is gonna shout "MOMMY!!"

sand vessel
thorny solstice
novel fulcrum
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@sand vessel One last upgrade required. I don't see how drillers digs without C4

hallow mantle
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I use c4 for damage

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I had one time I bluff threw it at one of my friends getting on the drop pod

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At that exact moment my other friend was throwing a grenade at him

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We didn't have a chance to get him up before the pod closed

north pond
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Once piled a bunch of mines and c4 together, that was fun.

burnt oracle
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I once had similar situation.
Threw C4 by the pod and it somehow exploded in air, killing the entire crew.

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Luckily, Gunner didn't have IW, so we could revive him before going down.

ivory pulsar
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C4 is for blasting aquarqs

burnt oracle
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I use it for blasting big bugs.

north pond
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Same

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Place it right in the path of a dread before you pop it

round hound
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what if driller use c4 at the enter of drop pod for kill his entire team that try to escape

gleaming prism
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Yall ever put on berserker and just

round hound
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do you one day ever the felling and temptation to use the c4 and blast all your team ?

north pond
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OK guys who taught the glyphod how to type?

ivory pulsar
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everyone does

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at some point

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the gunner throws a cluster grenade into the group during a recovery mission

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the gunner wastes a zipline right as you finished a tunnel

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the gunner kills your steeve

north pond
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In that's a driller, he keeps running into the middle of a pack

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And you can't tell whose who

hallow mantle
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@round hound Being inside the drop pod gives a damage reduction to friendly fire to my knowledge

distant ember
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As an engie I must contain the urge to nuke my team to kingdom come

cosmic sigil
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Kill them Anakin

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do it

north pond
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cough flamethrower caugh

ivory pulsar
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cryo gun is the superior FF machine

haughty quartz
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Gunner: notorious team killer
Engineer: notorious team killer
Driller: notorious team killer
Scout: GLORIOUS SELF KILLER

ivory pulsar
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freezes them quickly

north pond
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Have you ever played with a bad driller?

fierce raft
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They usually know the drill

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it's not a hole lot to understand

north pond
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Oh, boy

fierce raft
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I can dig it though

north pond
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That's almost as bad as the pickaxe puns me and boolo were doing

fierce raft
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I'm sure they were gold

north pond
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You couldn't axe for better

fierce raft
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well, at least nobody is boo-lo'ing these puns yet

north pond
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We've sent them all blacking

fierce raft
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Mor-kite for us

north pond
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We can sure pick them

fierce raft
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yeah, they deep-rock

north pond
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The question are mine better than ores

fierce raft
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they just keep flaring up

north pond
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I've got many more before I cave

fierce raft
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I'm already grappling-hooked

north pond
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That's the drill

obsidian badger
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you are all re-pun-gnent

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i like it

fierce raft
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Jadiz not a very nice thing to say

north pond
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Grotto start comming up with better puns

obsidian badger
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dig deep for them

north pond
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Yep, need to test my mantle

fierce raft
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We'll have to engineer some good ones

hallow mantle
dry trout
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These puns are getting deep

north pond
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It buging you or something

obsidian badger
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the puns also rock

fierce raft
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they rock and stone

dry trout
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At least their not galactic

north pond
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No they're deep rock puns

round hound
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@hallow mantle not if they are not yet inside just the drop pod bridge

fierce raft
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you'll have to get back to the drop pod quick though, we're meming with or without you

hallow mantle
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Yeah but you wouldn't be able to just kill everyone in the pod

gleaming prism
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Rock and Bone

dry trout
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To the stone

fierce raft
round hound
brisk elbow
round hound
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wait that was the spike event machine inside the drop pod ?

brisk elbow
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Yeah.

north pond
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I assume that's not good?

round hound
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the spike completly inside of it i guess we cant escape

misty trout
fierce matrix
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Pillar men theme intensifies

round hound
ivory pulsar
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Scout shotgun is the best dread deleter by far

cunning gorge
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eh

ivory pulsar
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Cyclic overload engineer shotgun comes close

cunning gorge
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mingun w/ lead storm, bulldog with elephant rounds, m1k

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all good

storm zenith
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When you're starting a deep dive
and then your computer decides to start installing a windows update

low solstice
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thats just Windows starting a Deep Dive into your pc.

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"RAM here!" "Where's Molly.exe?"

brisk elbow
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"HELP! I'M STUCK IN A MEMORY LEAK!"

plain wolf
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M1K's not bad against Dreads.

novel fulcrum
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start bulk.exe

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dorf1.exe stopped responding
dorf2.exe stopped responding
dorf3.exe stopped responding
dorf4.exe stopped responding

fiery mesa
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Karl has entered the game

dim crown
fair rampart
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Call lootbug, he's crying.

shell iron
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Wai u do dis

sand vessel
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I want a loot bug pen on the rig so i can pet bug

fierce raft
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Beer Lootbug, random mission spawn that gets dwarves immediately drunk but also gives them a passive bonus while under it's effects

karmic sand
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hey guys, one of my teammates overclocked my weapon. Could I speak to the manager?

timber seal
hardy saddle
brisk elbow
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I wanna know, how does a Salvage Mission even happen? Drop pods always leave the second they're allowed to. They stay 5 minutes max. So how'd they do that?

obsidian badger
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A cave leech, one-maybe two bulk detonator, a trigger happy engi and devious placement of c4 are how that happens

fair rampart
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I wish we had mini-mules

distant ember
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mini-mules should be optional choice of molly

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we need customizable molly

brisk elbow
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I wouldn't mind a Mini mule that went fast so I don't wait for Molly to hurry the hell up.

obsidian badger
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Are you saying that deep rock really needs to invest in some better equipment? Blasphemy

sand vessel
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How do you all sober up for a mission?

wraith burrow
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What's sober mean?

dawn jackal
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Blackout Stout, or glyphid slammer if you're low on starch nuts

marble solar
long pier
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"TENTACLES' GOT ME"

round hound
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no valentine day card for steeve ?

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he deserve love too

fair rampart
noble falcon
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Oi

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I dont like where this is goin

marsh river
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Oi
I do like where this is going

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To drg art, that is

fair rampart
wanton fog
fair rampart
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||She also kicks barrels into the launch tube||

trail sentinel
marsh river
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God pan I just read that in robs voice

round hound
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that female dwarfs look hot potatoes @fair rampart

wanton fog
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They don’t have beards

loud nebula
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They don't look like dwarves

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They are just small humans

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Dwarves are thick and have muscles

wanton fog
round hound
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c4 would be better

wanton fog
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I’ll get it done

round hound
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blast entirely her

wanton fog
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You have my word

round hound
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or fatboy

wanton fog
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Done

elfin plover
distant ember
round hound
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if i can confess pan i some moment blow up one of my team mate right from the drop pod not even close the entrance then when we was at the bridge i couldn't resist the temptation to blow him up

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that the effect of c4 you cant resist to blow up everything

median sun
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Driller tosses C4
Scout: emergency grapples away
Gunner: bubble shields
Engineer: hugs gunner
Engineer without gunner: I’m dead

loud nebula
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For rock and the stone!

lament meadow
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i broke him

gilded pecan
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Stoner Steve

loud nebula
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Png steeeeeeeeve

distant ember
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Someone see if they can get an ebony steeve

lament meadow
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i wonder if he got double buffed from it

molten zinc
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they just fixed it, so i suppose he could have been buffed twice

marble solar
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If you meant Ebonite Steeve, yes you can.
Sadly they instantly die with the rest when the event is over.

lament meadow
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i didnt mean ebonite the one i posted. cause me and someone else both converted steeve at teh same time

clever latch
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And if you bring your Ebonite steeve far from the death pulse does he survive ?

marble solar
eager pecan
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If Deep Rock Galactic provided better equipment I would have a leaf lover by now.

vernal plover
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It is said a dwarf has a lover in each Karak
But the only true love is his pick

round hound
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no

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true love is karl !

distant ember
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thas gay

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everybody knows the dwarf's only true love is his beard

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that's why bald dwarves look depressed

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that's still gay

late cargo
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What if for Valentine's Day they just put that one glyphid pin-up girl poster in one of the bays

remote yew
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Bald dwarves are just bulky halflings

loud nebula
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Bulky hobbits

marsh river
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@marble solar
That's amazing. Should be on the official Twitter for today

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Jacob quick. :3

eager pecan
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Oh no.

brisk elbow
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Kill

gilded pecan
dry bolt
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but with even more grenades launched at you.

cunning vessel
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BET-C best robot tsundere.

rain pagoda
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hey guys look what i found 😄

marble solar
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That Glyphid looks like he's scratching his head trying to figure it out

cinder jackal
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I usually find two gold chunks on those missions and I never notice the second until we already hit the button

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And I go for it anyway and die

storm zenith
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He groovin'

brisk elbow
safe ore
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Steeve squared

clever latch
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They are evolving

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And i can already see a super saiyan meme coming up with this bug

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"A steeve who has evolved beyond the steeve limit"

brisk elbow
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We need Steeve cubed. And maybe even Steeve... 4th'd.

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(Looks at google) ...Ok, we need Steve Quartic.

clever latch
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Why the gigantic blond mane ?

burnt oracle
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Sadly they patched mega Steeves.

clever latch
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Then we need to keep it alive through memes

brisk elbow
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There's a lot of other things that got patched out/removed, even though we wish we could keep it.

floral eagle
plain wolf
fiery mesa
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@placid jasper I require this to be real for reasons.

hot heath
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not right

brisk elbow
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Isn't it real?

plain wolf
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It is if we pester the devs enough...

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Or ask them nicely once or twice.

brisk elbow
hot heath
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yea but not the height sadly

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look at ludsoes pic again

brisk elbow
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Oh.

plain wolf
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Nobody will ever lose track of Doug Dimmadorf, Owner of the Deep Rock Dimmadome, ever again!

brisk elbow
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Owner of the Detonator Dimmadome*

torn raft
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Putting the DUG in DOUG Dimmadome

fiery mesa
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NOT RIGHT

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DOUG DIMMADORF, OWNER OF THE DEEPROCK DIMMADOME

hot heath
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NOT RIGHT

brisk elbow
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Dimma-damnit.

hot heath
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the best line in any tv show ever

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fight me if you think otherwise

brisk elbow
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Someone's gonna dimma-die.

hot heath
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I dimmadon't want to live on this planet anymore

torn raft
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THE DIMMADARK LORD

brisk elbow
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You get the dimma-death you dimma-deserve.

torn raft
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I'm Doug Dimmadome; owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and commander of these Dimmsdale Death Dimmadrones

sound of thousands of whirring propellers gets louder

fiery mesa
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Are you ready for the kind of dimmadeath you've earned, little man?

high dust
paper torrent
brazen vine
acoustic vigil
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what the fuck

fringe tusk
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^

swift flame
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Put that on a USB and burn it

sudden shuttle
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there's more frames on the pinned one

ancient obsidian
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Kinda looks like a bulk detonator, but no idea what this is.

fringe tusk
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It's one of those smaller kaboomers.

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Exploders?

ancient obsidian
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It has those orange things on the back

fringe tusk
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What are they called again?

fringe tusk
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Those things that sneak up on you, then they are like "ssssssss" and then "BOOOM"

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wait those are creepers

devout citrus
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ooh man

fringe tusk
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not "sssssss", but something like "chhhhhhhhraaaaaaaa"

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Wait, aren't those Tyranids?

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CRAAGH!

ancient obsidian
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Glyphid exploders?

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Laughs in radioactive zone + exploder infestation

fringe tusk
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Exactly.

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I remember how I first killed a maggot in the lava core.

ancient grotto
fringe tusk
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I think I also destroyed a lava geyser pickaxe-style the first time.

winged canopy
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That exploder is doing the fucking default dance

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And I wish I had poison nearby so that I could stop feeling the way I feel after having seen that

marsh river
brazen vine
fringe tusk
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I hate swarmers. I think I'll even start using thorns because of them on engineer and gunner.

loud nebula
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thorns best perk

sullen plaza
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boolo cap

sand vessel
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gunner compgold scout engineer driller WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH!

round hound
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this more look like he drowned in a tsunami of gold than gettting swarmer

sand vessel
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When a crasus blows up on you

loud nebula
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oh god

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that scene still haunts me

sand vessel
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That movie still haunts me

polar heath
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Jokes on me which movie is that?

vestal totem
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indiana jones?

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i think

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crystal skull

polar heath
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Ah, the one that is not spoken of

molten whale
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fistle shulm

sullen plaza
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rock and stone

dawn path
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I love it when my abomination gets reposted

steady night
cunning vessel
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Lel.

thorny solstice
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Engineer with tunnel rat

brisk elbow
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Better hope he has a platform at the bottom

craggy nest
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That image makes my fear of heights go overdrive

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But ngl that looks kinda fun

distant ember
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you can overcome it in-game

remote yew
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i see no beards dstare

sand vessel
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Drg in its essence

Driller: "hey guys want to see something cool?"

Immediately grabbed by a mactera and dropped in a pit

Driller: girly screaming

remote yew
brisk elbow
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"Wanna see something cool?"

(Throws axes at electric crystals)

sand vessel
distant ember
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you get what ye feckin deserve

fringe tusk
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What is the spawn rate of a crassus detonator anyway?

fair rampart
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Three percent, I think?

fierce raft
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I think it's 3% or 6%

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or 1 in every 20, or 50 runs

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something like that

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I think

fringe tusk
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6% is the spawn rate of Bet-c. I think it's lower than that.

worthy holly
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lol sky

ornate breach
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3%

brazen vine
wanton fog
lilac rain
placid kraken
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2 Barrel Hoop. Beating the high score in Barrel Hoop will literally make you god

wanton fog
distant ember
sweet laurel
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Two levels of drunk

fair rampart
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Drink a blackout stout right as you are about to drop into a mission

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It's a good time

high dust
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franzj presents

fringe tusk
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Oh yeah. I remember doing that. It's even better in the ice biome.

torn raft
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THERES A SPY CREEPIN ROUND HERE

hot heath
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SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY

lethal drift
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crazy frog dwarf

distant ember
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na na na

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he is squating

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like a true slave

plain wolf
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*Slav

distant ember
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a slave

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slave of corporate capitalism

remote yew
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if they invested in better equipment there would be no problem with that

distant ember
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Slave

remote yew
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have fun on the bad side of hoaxes with outdated equipment and a shanty spacerig

distant ember
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that's exactly what companies do, cutting corners to maximize profit

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at expense of shitty conditions for employees and sometimes even customers

static oasis
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ewww, funny hunk

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junk

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also a repost

plain wolf
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Axes are bad-ass, though.

clever latch
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vamp axes

marble solar
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"No-one likes you. Not even we are."

fierce matrix
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Joke's on them, the axe is one of the best grenades in the game

plain wolf
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And even better: Oops, you missed, better go grab it and throw it again!

thorn ivy
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Any driller worth his salt uses the axes because they just destroy praetorians

hot heath
#

not if you use cryo cannon

#

because that destroys prets as well

plain wolf
thorn ivy
#

But the flamethrower currently is what most high level people use because the raw damage is better than the CC

plain wolf
#

Cryo Cannon just makes things easier for everyone else, really.

#

But I will say, a flamethrower with 15m range is incredible. :V

thorn ivy
#

You don't even need the extra range

#

because that what you need to kill with the flamethrower wants to eat your ass in melee anyway

remote yew
#

cryo cannon is for fun

#

flamethrower is for serious matches

plain wolf
#

Yeah, but being able to burn Spitters is awesome.

remote yew
#

thats what the pistol is for, although i got to admit not being able to use the expiramental gun is a downer in cryo builds

#

but you win some and you lose some i suppose

final saddle
#

The pistol feels a lot better to use than the plasma charger to me

trail sentinel
#

If you want to discuss the game please use #drg-chat

brisk elbow
distant ember
#

just need a drink called liver-killer

#

makes you drunk for longer

brisk elbow
#

Just drink 4-5 slammers. You get drunk, but not enough to pass out and sober up.

ornate venture
oak basin
brisk elbow
#

Thanks

distant ember
#

thanks i hate it

sudden shuttle
#

horrible lyrics

oak basin
#

It's Donald Glover's song, not mine

storm zenith
#

Thanks
I love it

remote yew
#

no swearing by the bosco - management

brisk elbow
#

Where is that DARN mule

distant ember
#

I don't like it just because of the song

#

If you put it to "drop it" that would be even more hilarious

brisk elbow
round hound
#

@oak basin i see the thicc girl glyphid

fierce raft
#

Why was Barrel Armor removed

#

were to many people getting

trail sentinel
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

fierce raft
#

||Kicked||

oak basin
#

Perhaps

brisk elbow
#

Just make the kick command shove the barrel-armor players, smh.

fierce raft
#

would be cool to have some armors made with stuff just lying around

#

like Bosco armor

#

or Molly armor

#

or maybe armors like the weapon skins

brisk elbow
#

If Molly armor exists, I'm gonna get a soundboard and play Molly sounds over the mic when people ping ores.

fierce raft
#

don't ask about the mineral hatch though

molten whale
distant ember
brisk elbow
#

(Killing yourself in the fire-pit is also a valid option)

placid jasper
brisk elbow
oak basin
distant ember
#

Lol

brisk elbow
#

Wonderful.

distant ember
#

It needs to be 5-8% slower and then it’ll be perfect

brisk elbow
#

And maybe something about those flashy lights.

distant ember
#

That too

oak basin
#

alright, fine...

brisk elbow
#

But you're almost ther!

velvet oar
#

steeve in mission with volatile guts and exploder infestation:

oak basin
#

@distant ember @brisk elbow I'm not gonna make it slower, but I'm gonna make it less possible to get a seizure.

brisk elbow
#

Perfection.

#

R&D should take notes.

#

Quick question, what did you use for editing this up? It's pretty friggin' good.

oak basin
#

Wondershare Filmora 9.

brisk elbow
#

Huh. Damn.

oak basin
#

For $60 you can pay for a lifetime plan that doesn't include a watermark.

distant ember
#

That's decent

oak basin
#

The free version has a watermark

brisk elbow
#

I wound up with Sony Vegas 14 for $50.

oak basin
#

If it works for you, then keep doing what you're doing.

brisk elbow
#

Hell yea.

oak basin
brisk elbow
#

Deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment

rare nimbus
#

id settle for better beer

novel fulcrum
#

what a barrel in the mission?

#

how's that

brisk elbow
clever latch
#

the fuck

novel fulcrum
#

@brisk elbow What is that trickery?

dry trout
#

he knew the secret to keeping the barrels with him on a mission

brisk elbow
#

Management calls it forbidden knowledge.

#

If I tell anyone, they're gonna cancel my paycheck.

loud nebula
#

Wait
They actually pay us?

brisk elbow
#

Yes, but only if you get out alive, don't kick the barrels, don't spend your time dancing, don't spend your time drinking, don't abuse bosco, don't abuse Molly, don't befriend glyphids, and don't talk trash on the company.

#

(Also only once a week.)

little lantern
#

if they dont pay us what the hell are we buying stuff with, gliphid candy?

brisk elbow
#

Yes

lyric turtle
#

Nice

long pier
#

"I worked hard to get it"

loud nebula
#

Glyphid teeth

forest sandal
#

community announcement

#

ALL HAIL THE KYOOB

#

ALL HAIL THE KYOOB

#

ALL HAIL THE KYOOB

#

this concludes the community announcement

sullen plaza
fierce matrix
remote yew
#

wonder if they're using flamers or cryos. Or both

fierce matrix
#

Whatever they're doing, I hope they win. They deserve it for being ballsy enough to go quad-driller on an EDD

brisk elbow
long pier
#

someone needs to add molly as the bank teller

stark shale
#

Got it perfect on the first take, too.

sullen plaza
#

i canht fend my beir

brisk elbow
#

Holy shit, that disappearing act was spot-on.

sullen plaza
#

that's just a ability you get when you drink 10000 leaf lover's specials

stark shale
#

we werent even going for the magician scout but it just ended up happening.

brisk elbow
#

Alright, gonna go drink some leaf lovers.

pallid edge
#

we made another

brisk elbow
#

Hey guys, what's going on?

pallid edge
#

poof

dry trout
#

Witch cackling

round hound
#

me while i play with no friend

onyx agate
#

🅱️OSCO

pallid edge
#

can we pin that fucking dissapearing act please

#

holy shit its too perfect

thorny solstice
#

just incase if you dive alone, just hope you have accompany like them

brisk elbow
#

I don't get what those eyes would even be needed for.

dry trout
#

an SCP obviously

low solstice
#

Its the radiation. It does things...

oak basin
#

Australia's spiders'll take care of them.

brisk elbow
#

'Straya.

oak basin
dry trout
#

still got that seizure inducing sequence tho

oak basin
#

It's not a true video without one.

oak basin
dry trout
#

PERFECT

brisk elbow
native birch
#

I love this

bright robin
#

523 4v

#

aw3 sz4DET

#

erag v

#

q45

oak basin
#

There was an attempt.

dry trout
#

this is well done

brisk elbow
#

I like this a pretty good deal.

distant ember
#

It's good.

#

Really good

#

The puns get better

#

Way better

#

It's glorious

azure finch
#

@distant ember boolo

round hound
#

i jump before i get frozen that why i got that pose

fierce raft
#

I guess you could say it was a...

#

||freeze frame||

round hound
#

exactly

#

if you look behind there is a glyphid that love my statue

earnest quarry
distant ember
#

Nice

wraith burrow
#

And you can't be picked up or respawn, it disappeared before I screenshotted, but someone called it "Elven Magic"

fair rampart
#

"Hey what's goin' on in that pod?"

#

"Please stop throwing axes at me"

#

"Who are you tiny people?"

spring crater
loud nebula
#

Yes

long pier
#

Fear fears tself

wanton fog
#

Any of You boys wanna share a sandwich with me

clever latch
#

A meme sandwich ?

distant ember
#

Yay :3

oak basin
#

We get to chug a whole tankard now?

proper trellis
#

Hoxxes without the X'es

novel fulcrum
polar heath
#

Sounds like a recent edd

novel fulcrum
#

Oh man

#

that Dreadnaught room

brisk elbow
distant ember
#

play scout, never be out of flares

pure mountain
remote yew
#

because you never use them

cunning vessel
#

@pure mountain Image brought to you by driller gang.

compact ice
#

why tho

fair rampart
torn swan
#

okay... apparantly the times where drg was pure and there was no NSFW contenent are gone...

#

lads and ladies... Here lies DRG immunity to rule 34

#

rip

#

BROTHER NO!

#

you best NOT

#

google the dread

#

also feking leaf lovers

lyric dust
#

Disgusting leaf lovers

cunning vessel
#

Gas out!

cunning vessel
#

Kill it!

brisk elbow
#

Before someone gets hurt!

cunning vessel
#

Tentacle got me!

#

I need heeelp!

brisk elbow
#

(Loads Fatboy with freeing intent)

cunning vessel
#

Go back to hell!

brisk elbow
#

If someone does shoot a leech snatched player with a Fatboy, are they gonna die?

remote yew
#

mission control: team, this is a very special mission. Escort this bomb to the center of this hive and stop those glyphids from ruining mining on hoaxes forever!

brisk elbow
#

That'd be a hella cool gamemode.

cunning vessel
#

It’s been suggested before.

brisk elbow
#

How do salvage missions just happen? Drop pods leave within 5 minutes of arrival, max. How do they mess up that bad?

cunning vessel
#
Mission type: Drill Head
(1) Ore collection: Protect the drill head as it breaches into chambers whereby the team is responsible for collecting and/or the drill head mines the objective mineral
(2) Bug hunt: Guide the drill head through a series of increasingly deep chambers, then guard it as it breaches the queens nest chamber. finally, escape to a pod, all the while facing down the queens royal drones
ancient obsidian
#

Haz -1: All damage heals you

hexed jackal
ancient obsidian
#

It's a joke suggestion

hexed jackal
#

No I mean SkyWarrior

remote yew
#

i was referring to the images posting just above

static oasis
remote yew
#

if those mutated glyphids were to become the norm mining, primarily the production of propaganda showing the heroic struggle of the mining dwarves against the glyphids would become at best awkward. The level of new recruits would plummet and the quality of the new recruits which do come in would be... questionable

devout copper
#

Bruh

distant ember
#

them: why are you playing scout again
me: i have my reasons
map:

paper torrent
molten whale
#

looks like Molly has made a nest

dark prawn
#

That’s not the weird part. Why is that engi half way in the ground?

molten whale
#

nah his legs are just behind the Rifle

#

but i could sorta see that at first glance yeah

bright hedge
#

mushroom

molten whale
#

Mushroom

bright hedge
#

🍄

sharp flicker
#

5 players how the hell?

hexed jackal
#

Glitches

#

Or cheats dabscout

urban kettle
#

it's a rare bug

#

need two people to join a server at the exact same time

oak basin
#

Scout: "Look over here!"

#

Gunner: "EAT IT!"

brisk elbow
#

Mushroom!

oak basin
#

mushroom

#

I just found this...

ornate breach
#

Quite the link.

long pier
#

bruhshroom

sullen plaza
#

boolo cap

distant ember
#

Did someone say boolo?

ornate root
distant ember
#

how come noone did a wooloo cap meme yet

marble solar
#

I FOUND A UWU CAP

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

hot heath
#

Good, good, that makes me happy

oak basin
distant ember
#

Is not boolo

#

this game needs plump helmets

steel cedar
#

Booluwu

drifting token
#

Won’t be able to collect the plump helmets when the dwarfs will just eat them on pickup

#

Forget sadnwich time

#

It’s the plump helmet buffet

wanton fog
drifting token
#

That’s real good

wanton fog
#

Thank you

dry trout
#

It keeps evolving over time

#

It's like a pokemon

wanton fog
#

I also made

round hound
#

no one can resist the temptation to blow up everything with the c4 even if is your team mate

dry trout
#

I'm still waiting for someone to do a "how it feels to chew 5 gum" where they just get punted by a shellback

placid kraken
#

i wonder what the world would be like if gunner still had C4

hot shadow
#

it would be beautiful

dry trout
#

Glorious

brisk elbow
#

Kill

placid kraken
#

Kill.png except its a cigar and giant eyebrows instead of goggles

brisk elbow
vernal plover
#

Buuwuu cap

distant ember
#

Boolo is offended

sand vessel
#

Add a boolo detonator

#

Call it the Boolasting cap

brisk elbow
#

Bulk Boolonator*

sand vessel
#

instantly crashes your game by spawning a solid sphere of 4000 boolo caps

distant ember
#

Boolo like

sand vessel
#

Its just a shitty 2d image of a boolo, and the hit box would be equally fucked

round hound
#

just burn it down all boolo with flame grenade and flamethrowers

sand vessel
#

Burn in holy hellfire

dry trout
#

FOR THE EMPORERRRRRR!

sand vessel
#

There is a reason i made my crispr as Warhammer as i could

brisk elbow
#

Still haven't gotten my relic crispr, sadly.

sand vessel
#

First ever cosmetic from a chest i got

brisk elbow
#

Oh man

wanton fog
#

I made it for you to use

placid kraken
#

me every time i ping loose dirt and my team is in a cave tunnel 128 meters away

wanton fog
loud nebula
#

Boolowo

brisk elbow
#

If we got Boolo, where's Fossil and Apoca?

wanton fog
#

They got stuffed into the mule

static oasis
placid kraken
#

D Y S T R U M

polar heath
#

Boowo

brisk elbow
#

Dystrowom

placid kraken
#

It's Dystruwum actually

stoic wing
#

pffft Boston dwarfs, Bardin Goreksson come up to you and screams "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"

brisk elbow
#

"OI'! Ahm' Moinin' here!"

plain wolf
#

Got meh pikaks.

#

Killn bahgs 'n shit, yeh?

thorny solstice
#

what about Swarm hat?

#

those bowling pins are swarms

brisk elbow
steel cedar
#

High poly umanite

brisk elbow
unreal fjord
#

Imagine if acidspitters appeared in groups like that

cunning gorge
#

it's happened before lol

#

Not as big tho dstare

unreal fjord
#

I’ve only seen 2 at most. Was it a deep dive?

cunning gorge
#

Dunno, haz 5 or edd

lime geyser
#

honestly screw the acidspitters

#

but imagine if you could tame them

golden spade
#

imagine taming a mactera

brisk elbow
#

What would it be named?

#

LET'S CALL IT MAC

sand vessel
#

No, Terry

plain wolf
#

"Guys, I tamed a Grabber."
"Why?"
"Because I can't carry both of you by myself." 🔥

brisk elbow
#

Tame a bulk

distant ember
#

*tame a barrel of beer

drifting token
#

Where’s the cigar in those accessory ideas?

#

Will we ever get one? Will there be a designated cigar area on the space rig if we do?

wanton fog
#

I still want a arctic set

#

Puffy armour

sand vessel
#

The reason we can't have cigars is because they use tobacco, no leaf lovers allowed

wanton fog
#

He be spitting facts

loud nebula
#

Lol

#

Just throw a grenade launcher at it and boom

#

No more

vernal plover
#

Armor set made of dead glyphid chitin
10k kills to unlock on each dwarf

#

Would slaughter to get

#

Make it similiar to the menacing barrel set

long pier
#

But gunner has a cigar in the cover art for the game??

dark prawn
distant ember
#

What's up with Scout, what's the huge red blob?

dark prawn
#

crystal lover victory pose

#

it didn't play right

#

the weirdest thing was that it lingered into the next round's victory screen

distant ember
#

🔫

snow forge
#

I’m an idiot 😬

dark prawn
#

yeah, the magma maggots are an angry bunch

snow forge
#

Lol

#

I have a habit of shooting things that don’t need to be shot

#

And I swear my E key is broken when i jump zip lines

dark prawn
#

just hold it down

#

easiest way to grab them

#

even with lag involved

snow forge
#

Oh really ?

#

Thanks man

wraith burrow
#

TIL holding e to grab ziplines is a thing...
Karl would grab it frame perfectly though

sand vessel
#

Ive died many times because karl decided i wasn't frame perfect enough

split palm
#

If you jump and grab the zipline while holding E and don't let go, wouldn't it only be a half-E press?

sand vessel
#

Nah you pressed E you didn't depress E

distant ember
#

depression

loud nebula
#

depression E

distant ember
#

dEepression

marsh river
#

🤔

placid kraken
#

deep ression galactic

ornate venture
round hound
#

ohh shit a bulk detonator ! while dancing trying be menacing@ornate venture

vernal abyss
#

Looks like a golden boi. I’d be dancing too

obsidian root
#

Golden Bulk Detonator

smoky whale
#

Bulk CRASSUS detonator

loud nebula
#

why Crassus?

#

why not

#

goldus

cosmic sigil
#

Goldus? Why not Midas?

thorn lake
#

Midas? Why not Dubloon?

placid stone
#

If it kills you it turns you into a gold statue like the ice effect

#

or like the australium wrench

mossy walrus
#

to revive need to C4 the team mate dderp

distant ember
#

Melted Dwarf

#

new type of gold

clever latch
#

Muradin wants to know your location

marsh river
#

Gringottsdetonator

warped fiber
#

Crassus is a weird reference tbh, he's not that popular as a historical figure, since his highlight is a lost battle

distant ember
#

go with the obscure instead of the obvious

#

I would enjoy making people look something up and raise their eyebrows as understanding slaps then in the face

warped fiber
#

Go with the king of mali that caused hyperinflation in egypt by walking through it to mecca

thorn lake
#

He also had molted gold poured into his mouth after he died.

#

symbolism

#

or something

distant ember
#

make a cave generation feature of a skeletonized dwarf trapped in a small alcove made out of platforms

#

the cask of the bunker dwarf

loud nebula
#

they did it

#

cuz he was so greedy

#

so if he wanted all the gold

distant ember
#

for the love of god montressor

loud nebula
#

why not pour molten gold into his mouth?

clever latch
#

Remind me of captain haddock's most obscur insults like Olibrius

#

Not a lot of peps know were it came from

safe ore
#

Good ol' Tintin

loud nebula
#

ah yes

#

Tintin

slow falcon
#

If bosco would stop magically appearing right under my crosshair every time I'm trying to shoot or melee grunt about to enter my personal space that would be great

brisk elbow
#

Same for Molly. Also, if Bet-C didn't push me off the ledge onto a spitballer, I'd appreciate it, too.

slow falcon
#

Failed a mission because first part of a cave was primarily vertical and got stuck at the bottom of it during swarmer wave loosing all bosco revives as engi

#

Good times

brisk elbow
#

That one Glyphid stunner waiting just around the corner to slap you and get you caught by the swarm be like:

restive pawn
placid kraken
#

management after they remember i brought iron will when my team gets wiped by a ghost detonator

sharp flicker
#

Me thinking about Shotgun Jump: Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?
Me, remembering that there's a low gravity anomaly and that I haven't tried Shotgun jump in it: 👀

urban kettle
#

@sharp flicker OHH I HAVE A VIDEO

#

One sec

sharp flicker
#

Oh my lord

azure finch
#

^you can go mach three with shotgun jump in a large enough cave if you have the fast shooting perk

urban kettle
#

Low grav shotgun jump

azure finch
#

Bruh my discord app isn’t letting me edit stuff

sharp flicker
#

I was playing chicken with the Uknown Horror last night

wanton fog
#

I make crappy memes because I have nothing better to do in my time

#

Well this one isn’t crappy but Thats because I’m proud of it

clever latch
#

An improved version of the exisiting meme

#

Well done sir well done

wanton fog
#

Well I made the original nice

#

So call it a mrk2

clever latch
#

Well done nonetheless

wanton fog
#

Thank you

#

I have no purpose

clever latch
#

Except making memes

#

Now back to work

wanton fog
#

Ok

brisk elbow
#

Make a very fine meme and I shall give you my most succesful one

#

...Well, used to be. It kinda expired, sadly.

twin coral
#

expired memes are the best kind

wanton fog
remote yew
clever latch
#

That's pretty accurate

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Yes I remember that

#

Beautiful

brisk elbow
#

Steeve took Bosco's spotlight... acg.

obsidian root
wanton fog
#

Sneak

brisk elbow
dry trout
#

Going stealth vs going loud

brisk elbow
#

It's still a stealth mission if nobody survives to be notified.

brisk elbow
#

Good

ornate breach
brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Ah yes

#

A tale told in 2 words

#

I feel like making another pointless high effort meme

loud nebula
#

do my eyes see a dragon? dstare

wanton fog
urban kettle
wanton fog
#

My good sir

#

I will be done

static oasis
#

extra point for the loot bug on top :3

wanton fog
#

Oooo

#

I like your thinking

loud nebula
#

lootbog with wings

wanton fog
#

Alright girl

loud nebula
#

or beard

#

or both

wanton fog
#

I’ll see you tomorrow

loud nebula
#

and grabbers perhaps

wanton fog
#

Your asking too much of me

loud nebula
#

well

#

doesn't matter lol

wanton fog
#

h

brisk elbow
#

Flying lootbugs used to exist YEARS ago!

wanton fog
#

Then they got fat and lazy

#

Too many minerals

urban kettle
#

It is now my headcanon that lootbugs have tiny wings that are too small to get their fat little bodies off the ground, so they keep them folded in.

brisk elbow
urban kettle
#

Oh yeah Project Dwarka

wanton fog
#

I can’t see that

#

My iPad is too low brightness

#

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

placid kraken
#

what going o- WHAT THE F U C K

brisk elbow
#

And this is why we're armed with flamethrowers.

wanton fog
#

AAAAA RUN BOYS