#drg-memes-no-talk
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Nothing:
Absolutely no one:
Dwarf: Rock and stone!
Everyone: ROCK AND STONE!!!!
TO THE BONE
i see Urist
i like
@queen kettle please refrain from posting anything containing disparaging language or slurs.
🤫
yes, moar loot raptors
^
this isn't the channel for that, you can use #drg-gallery if you would like to post it there @gleaming prism
Urist is the ultimate Hater of leaf lovers... and thats wonderful CALL OUT THOSE TREE SHAGGING LEAF EARED NUMPTIES!
How a real man downs a drink
You ever just ride BET-C's turret head like a tank and decimate enemies
like this?
Image broken but probably yeah.
I just did it and it was insanely fun to decimate shit
I'm getting into Haz 4
@trail sentinel I put it in gallery
when the driller downs the entire team right before the droppod leaves.
unless it's loot raptor moments related? :3ç
but yeah, that picture alone is NOT drg related enough
He was saying to start a meme with this
with a wormhole beer too hoxxes
#drg-memes-no-talk is for memes about drg, #non-drg-chat is for anything unrelated to drg
@gleaming prism go in #non-drg-chat
I already said what he said. But no one reads
He wanted people to make it INTO a drg meme
Give it a damp beard if you have to
Damn
God autocorrect is shit sometimes
thanks you bug man
Get me beard wet and then give it te a raptor? Ye monster !!
Kek
Oh I love it
Honhonhon I am French dwarf to mine myn baguettes

Wait, my gym teacher told me about pixlr.com once, does anyone have a pic of a grabber
...what?
memes for ants
Really? 4chan memes in 2020?
@old whale this channel is for drg related memes only.
is nuerotoxin overclock bad?
I wouldn't say it's bad
It's just not as good as every other option for the Thunderhead
ok
Cough cough Carpet Bomber
Arguably the base gun is stronger than neurotoxin
What does Neurotoxin do?
Less talk more memes
reduces splash damage but gives a chance to proc neurotoxin
It's the worst overclock you can pick for the Thunderhead.
Yall ever notice drillers overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade
Yall ever notice gunners overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade
Yall ever notice engineers overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade
Yall ever notice scout overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade
Na scout just weird he float
Yall ever notice overclock overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade
Yall ever notice overclock overclock are either All overclock o|r Absolute overclock
Y’all ever notice overclock
Y'all ever notice
Neuro should get buffed tbh
Should be like 50% chance instead of 20
And then we can commit all the war crimes against glyphids
Combo breaker del juego Killer Instinct...
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Thanks, I hate it.
I dont get it
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You need at least 507iq to understand this meme
An overclock?
Woo, does that mean I am allowed to use the Fat Boy OC?
👀
-sweats-
Doom eternal really goin down the pipes there.
@abstract mulch IT'S OVERCLOCK TIME
What do you mean
God that took me like 5 full minutes to figure out.
they got radiation crystal in the brain
The poor scout being force fed a cluster bomb when the Gunner seems him surrounded by 3 swarmers.
Just put it alight with the flamethrower
I like this place already.
You have to perform an unexpected maneuver to take your enemy by suprise, Leap towards the grabber and power attack its face to establish dominance
light it on fire and snipe it with the subata
Toss a frag and make it explode in midair beside it
Throw a cluster grenade and it and then kill your own team
wait no that's not right hang on
Use a nuke on only the grabber and only kill the grabber with it and then take all the resupplies so you can have max ammo constantly
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Unfunny, go away
technically not a repost of the song but transformative
It's glorious
Tempted to add this to the Book of Grudges
Look at the pins, No diggy diggy hole reposts
exactly, no reposts
@remote yew What's that abomination?
like, don't spam 20 times the very same video
it aint a repost, it's the metal ver.
stop posting it 👀
hey now, no bully
Diggy diggy a hole to throw elves in
I found Lloyd’s ancestors. The left one is called “Rock ‘me”, and the right one is called “Sock ‘em”.
If you want to know more, look up “Bionic Bar”
micro transactions are a path to many powers some consider... unnatural
YOU WANT LOOT CRATES?
GRAB A PICKAXE, MINER.
WHERE WE'RE GOING, YOU GOTTA DIG FOR YOUR LOOT CRATES.
Aren't the supply crates technically our loot crates?
Yes but better
you even feel just as cheated when you get a victory pose from them instead of something good
Controversial opinion: I like the victory poses I've gotten
What I don't like is that they're so class specific
Like I'd prefer if you got to choose, or maybe "scrap" two ones you don't like to buy ones you do
Cause I NEVER play scout and half the loot I've gotten is for him lol
I feel like there is a hidden mechanic to make people (force people) play classes they don't normally
I always get moustaches
The scout waiting for the gunners sheild to recharge so he can revive him
#ImBadAtMeme
put a beard on it ya elf
Ya, elf. Yelf.
The very embodiment of people who hunt Loot Bugs right here.
I love the play bar at the bottom
This mans looks like a glyphid menace
is that Felix Colgrave?
yes it is
Damn where did you get that selfie of me? 😳
@dry trout the hidden mechanic is forcing you to have promoted dwarves for deep dives lol
Gonna bayonet the ore
What I see
I don't play scout 😄
Literally the only class I don't play
but I gotta do one day
when i see scout
Damn hes thicc
When i see gunner
more like driller
The box armor made me think of gunners fridge suit
The damn jeep strapped to his shoulders
THIS is gunner
What a combination
who need drillers for extract when you have a unknow horror digging his way toward you
Bastards stole the one job I had
@elder raft I wrote a small review on DRG a few month ago, lol
And yes, I told every my friend about DRG:^)
I feel the bulldog is the closest we will ever get to the famed Big Iron
big battery
Makes me feel like a Gunslinger.
A Dwarven Space Gunslinger
It's high noon
that could make for a great unstable overclock idea, perhaps some sort of automatic fire mode which activates on hovering over a glyphid while pressing R
No
just shoot the damn gun?
An oc for it that makes it do 2000 damage but you only get one shot
And the bullet explodes
And leaves radiation everywhere
the explosion is like a big boomer exploding
And kills teams
Wait that's nuke never mind
Thou a multishot would be cool
Tiny shotgun pistol
im pretty sure thats what the brt is supposed to be
but it would be kind of funny if the bulldog beat the brt at its own highly specific job
I hope they do some major overhauling and/or reworking to the currently crapshot weapons. I have all these overclocks just lying in the forge and i want to be able to have a good reason to forge them
I mean, this is a tired old conversation
But the BRT isn't a bad gun
It's not great, but it's not bad either
It's just that all of gunner's other weapons outshine it in every category
i'm not seeing enough memes
There you go.
what mission control really looks like tbh
Throw a glowstick in there and I'd believe it
Fly like a butterfly
sting like a bee
My name is scout and like to flee
scott like to flee
It's called tactical repositioning thank you very much.
It's an escape plan
A to D, skipping B and C!
Last few DRG memes are amazing. Laughing here
when you're trying to mine some minerals and a swarmer gets in the way:
Add beard to that guy to dwarvenfie it
Wow this is the earliest recorded fucking birds moment
el bruh
Medical bosko speaking through visual text: On a level of 1-10 how much pain do you feel after pushing the escape button too early?
scout: can i order a leaf lover's special?

Some guy who helps mission control: ok! so here is the check up list for the injured scout! (Bodily functions: normal ||| Mental health and speech: Elf)
mission control: did he seriously say he wanted a leaf lover? of for craps sake... kick him off the space rig!
quick someone post another meme
Elf bad
I literally don't even press the escape button until we've finished both objectives and my friend is too far away to get to it

You are a dwarf Harry
@distant ember
Elves in a slavery
Truly dwarven Universe
you are behind quotas, Harry, get back to work
I just got a horrible thought...
Elven dwarves
Please help me
die
bugs are back on the menu
Armed bugs that is
No
I know right? What a coincidence
looks like poop, smells like poop
augh
New class for drg
Top: End-of-mission swarms during salvage missions
Bottom: End-of-mission swarms during salvage missions when the uplink spawns in a tunnel underneath the pod
i approve
that is the tentacled spongeman
It's a cousin of the cave leech
someone ACTUALLY suggested that funnily enough
yea
recycled
You're recycled
Listen I don't got many dwarf beard or beer related memes that arent from this server
Bagrin beer-beard is my new DnD character
Lol
i dont know if this has been done yet but it came to me so i did it anyway because rock and stone
So uh.
Definetly an accurate meme
Does Mission Control also text certain younglings?
Lootboxes you need to work hard for and not throw gold at
Because I dunno if I want to deal with the PR nightmare of working with people like that. :V
Elf: Why do you call us "leaf-lovers?"
Dwarf: We used a different word at first, but management said we had to change it.
The former slur was "knife-eared piece of || || with a || || for || ||".
Censored so hard that the original words got censored
Management has installed word-filters.
if its old timey and vaugely racist then it can be used as a dwarf insult
So they were censored before I even typed them.
there was a management goon standing behind him with a bat when he typed that
I said they installed "word filters", I didn't make any mention of where they were installed.
||They're actually standing in front of me so I can witness the visible look of disappointment in their eyes.||
they installed them in his kneecaps
you see, this is what the union is trying to stop, and why we need to take it more seriously so that management cant-
Well, enjoy your one week vacation in the tropical break room.
||It's actually the brig it's next to the engine room oh god it's so hot||
nice one
New concept for beard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc
The winner of the 1991 Beard and Mustache Championships displays his award winning beard.
Courtesy of: http://www.buttermouth.com
Good thing we all have medical insurance!
Management is giving you medical insurance?
What insurance?
yeah we pay off the medical bills when we promote remember?
Isnt the bills for all the "vandalism" around the spacerig?
||Getting hurt counts as vandalism because you belong to the company.|| 🤫
there are also the fees for the flight out to hoxxes
Getting hurt counts as vandalism because the company thinks ur precious ❤️
(Throws self in fire-hoop)
ROCK AND STONE, Kings
Get the new album "Wintersaga" here: https://smarturl.it/Wintersaga-NPR
Out September 27th
Wind Rose states:
“Mining is one of the most important activities for a Dwarf, naturally Wind Rose needed a theme song for this great honor of collecting these jewels from the soil,...
how many does that make!? 40+!?
the lad
Fun Fact:
Hoxxes caves are actually chock-full of contaminants and dangerous particulate. Simply put, dwarves don't need respirators due to their lower-oxygen intake and natural beard filtration
Although Karl knows how those clean-shaven guys do it though
maybe they arnt shaved at all, and have invisible beards....or maybe the beards are in their lungs?
Nah, Dwarves are just durable as hell. Even if they're suffering poisoning or suffocation or whatever, they're gonna keep going
but low oxygen kills you
(Points at wormhole drinkers)
but it still do
It doesn't kill you
It just downs you
You can lay there half-conscious in the low O2 environment for pretty much forever
Without any negative effects
(Also Ironwill)
the only thing that ever does specifically kill you is the barrel hoop
Exactly
Your dwarf dies eventually.
Why do you think the mini mules are only present of salvage missions and we cant deposit in them?
They contain the remains of deceased dwarfs and we have to bring them back so they can be rezzed in the medbay.
i always thought that it wasn't dwarves who died in the salvage missions
The green colors stand for dirty leaf-loving bastards
Maybe they gave the mini mules to some greenbeards, and that’s why they’re also dead
❤️ 
The leaf lovers are indoctrinating our greenbeards early I see
do dissappear
Don't buy the tree huggin lies they feed you only true dwarven way to make the room stop spinning is to blackout
If somebody buys a round of leaf lover remove them from your life completely no matter how much they mean to you
i love the blurred out Exploder in the back
im pretty sure its jadiz

Jadiz is darker, I think.
is it kryptonite?
minty ore
even more addictive than red sugar
^
green cocaine
It tastes like blood
It's addictive, and probably a painkiller or something of some kind. Sooooo maybe? I dunno.
with enough problems blood can taste sweet
It's just crystallized morphine
Painkiller in beer so you dont feel the hangover and can mine 190% of the quota
8 days in the week
the taste alone is enough to allow me to do so in but an hour
I had to fix a photo my cousin sent me.
im the driller
Nice
i just noticed all the c4
@static oasis Well, any dwarf body luqiud probably tastes beer
oh man what did I just said.
maybe
I misread as body liquor
still doesn't sound good
nope
So, Fermented sweat huh?
@novel fulcrum No, this happens. Dwarf blood gives alcohol poisoning to anything and everything.
🗞️
So it's manga? Cuz i was reading left to right and didn't make sense
WTB: DRG Manga, pay in monopoly money
Yeah, right to left in traditional weeb-font.
Sauce to that Manga?
Fixed it.
This looks... wrong. Hm.
This part of the space rig sparks for no reason but i believe that those aren't sparks, i believe that's
F o r b b i d d e n B e e r
how Electrifying
Naedocyte Juice
What a cursed fucking sentence.
I tried ;)
you know i was thinking on making something similar to that effect, but i decided it would be a bad idea, i know now why i didnt do it
God is disgusted
Karl*
I put effort into this.
it's true though
^Better meme
Welcome to Kek or Cringe with Karl
driller should be smiling in the last pannel
Just another deep dives mission, meh.
@hexed jackal what's the context of 'dwarf stuff'?
Just dwarf stuff, you know
Beer. Cutting off enemies which insult your beard at your body height (so enemies knees)
I wish it was a one-time gag, and not the "every 9th mission" for me.
It happened the first time I wasn't the host in forever
it happened in a low grav mission for me once
We got catapulted out the top of the drop pod on the way down
Only slightly preferable to the drop pod arriving in front of three Spitballers, two Brood Nexi and a Naedocyte Breeder
When management makes you share all the gold you mined with the rest of team
hippity hoppity there is no private property
8[


spiked loot bug on Haz 4+
more rewards
but damage for attacking and popping, acts like an ejection cactus when killed
30 seconds till Drop Pod leaves
Engineer: "Why are we still here?"
Gunner blasting the swarm: "Cause the Driller isn't here yet!"
Scout: "Where is he!? We leave in 10 seconds!"
Driller:
https://media.giphy.com/media/cgHdNbKmZl1iU/giphy.gif
@marble solar sounds great, hope you had a gunner
It would be funny if it has glyphids coming out of the hole
Can deeprock get a dedicated pet loot bug and we just feed him minerals

What is this assignment
dig hol
dig
bring back barrel armor
kick the barrel guy from the lobby because barrels are made to be kicked
the only weakness of a barrel is kicking, but glyphids can't kick....
an impregnable defence
In the lobby, you'll be getting kicked around the Space Rig during gravity recalibration time
you better watch out for friendly fire
barrel armour gives you the balance of a barrel
None?
as in you'll be tumbling down giant chasms
and probably getting sick
hope you have an iron gut because we forgot to add a mouth hole
but you cannot be killed
ye
a small price to pay for the strength of a barrel
You can fill the barrel with alcohol.
spiked rings overclock gives you more tumble but more damage on hit
add a motor to the barrel to become a dwarven shellback
the smell of booze also attracts glyphids, turning you into a decoy
apply C4 to become pinball
survival of the entire population of hoxxes not guaranteed
glorious explosion guaranteed, lifetime warranty
Petition to change the theme song to diggy diggy hole
Are heigh-ho’s allowed in this server?
heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to mine we go!
why ya messing with a melon?
That's an egg cut in half
get your eggs checked if they looked like that >.>
I dunno, it made me hungry for pomegranate
thats a oval, yellow and green pomegranate
they use the egg as projectiles against other corporation that want to ethablish themself around Hoxxe
Aiming for the windows
ah
make the competition own up to the egg on their face
glyphid eggs, boolo caps ,and apoca blooms make the best omelets
Kiwi :v
green eggs and toxic gas
Mineralized bones.
Red sugar

pesky bee


🔥
🔥 oof ouchie 🔥
🔥
I smell 🥓
whenever people ask why the driller and gunner dont have beards by default
just look at their equipment
large rapidly spinning objects
you want a dangly beard anywhere near that?
no sir
If your beard isn't stronger than a big spinny thing than you need to workout more
^ 
the beard would survive sure
but you are still getting sucked into either the spinning barrel of the minigun OR the drills
just get an ethereal beard
💪 
Fun thing about Driller and Gunner: Equipping beards on certain suits of armour removes their chest piece which would otherwise obscure it.
This is done even with the Corporate Marine helmet on
It exposes your glorious beard but it's a severe safety violation
When you're being sent into a planetary core full of alien spiders, safety violations are a very loose term
Or that means the ones in place are a lot more important
If you're getting thrown into a cave full of aliens that'd happily make you their next meal, if management tells you to do something because it'll save your life, you better do that.
they dont wear a beard to protect the equipment, not vice versa
beard has texture of steel wool and would surely destroy any machines it comes in contact with
no
if driller's beard comes into contact with the drills it makes so many sparks it turns into a flamethrower
"My advice: Bring plenty of ammo, they can take a punch."
Doesn't give plenty of ammo until the team provides Nitra
the relationship between mission control and the miners is not one of mutual trust but of mutual profit. If you want ammo so bad get it before it becomes a problem
I would love to provide more nitra but ive been down here for 2 hours and there's no more nitra
Why doesn't mission control tell us to bring plenty of ammo before the drop pod lands? Usually that's something you say before leaving the Space Rig
if it takes 2 hours to do a mission you either ignored the nitra in a deep dive or made a poor calculation
"Bring plenty of ammo" could mean "make sure you have ammo before attacking this"
Ah crap I forgot my ammo at the bar
Aw fugg, I forgot to swap out Fatboy for Pack Rat...
what does the Pack Rat OC do?
lots more ammo, for a little less overall damage
Ahhhh
?? pack rat is +2 rounds for free
compact rounds I think is the balanced OC you are thinking of
I wish I could fatboy and compact rounds though

oh got those mixed up
the nukes will never stop falling t. belka
Yeah, Pack Rat is 2 free rounds.
Yeah equipping 2 OCs at once would rock @distant ember
It's the more "meta" pick but still nowhere near as fun as Fatboy.
fatboy is fun just because of the noise the nukes make
combined with the force exerted on bug ragdolls
smacking airborne targets with them or hitting the ceiling just insider the nuke’s effective range is pure ecstacy
okay hear me out what if
40mm OC
but it shoots a spread of grenadelets
and then you can also run fatboy
okay hear me out what if
fatman oc but all the nukes are fired at once in a random spread
when you about to end this bug’s whole carrer with one shell 
But what if sentries fired fat boy grenades?
404 map not found
engi sentries equipped with a mining laser that has a low priority targeting for ore veins and dirt 🤔
dep rok please hire me as your full time ideas guy
Engie sentries with a C4 launcher that has a low priority for ore and dirt
Driller OC that turns the drills into lasers with better range + burning but makes mining much slower and overheat way faster
@timid raven Reminded of my own post (repost)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/582429594712276993/b6e922920f0b1023.png
what about the second round of mactera brew ?
Yeah Treebeard! What about Second Round!
I really want the compact rounds overclock
I take all the ammo upgrades for the base launcher and use it like a second primary weapon
And having even more would be great
Remember to add the red sugar on top for the best results!
Right chat this time
or is it
X-files theme plays
why would you ever take anything besides fat boy
that radiation damage is mad huge
it takes like 30% off a dreadnought
just with radiation
It’s been roughly a month since I’ve looked in here, time to see how it aged
oh
its beautiful
Management when you finally kick too many barrels
unrealistic, mc would of already killed you
management is a robo brain from fallout old world blues?
nah its a dude with a hawaian shirt
Does he throw exploding pineapples?
The gunner does that.
👀
when are we getting Bubble wrap in DRG?
management already thinks we're lazy, no need to give them more reasons to yell at us
you said it like it isnt a good thing
we are two barrel kicks from being flushed with radon gas again

Then just bring a barrel underground so we can kick it unmonitored
I'd take radon gas over neurotoxin gas
I want the ability to kill a swarmed with a barrel
too powerful, banned
hes to powerfull to be keep alive
think I've seen this before..
No you haven't.
hey can someone actually post that photo of the guy in the hawaiian suit?
from Karl.Co
Raymond, huh? I pegged him for a Boris.
no not that one, the one that people said was the driller on vacation, inside some russian novel

VAC Days?
Yeah, it's the days when we're told not to come in because we screwed up so badly, they have to take a bunch of time to fix stuff and they want you as far away as possible.
Huh. Damn.
it's much different for management. Their VAC days are days when they take time off to go drinking to forget the stupid stuff we did that caused a bunch of damage and tiring paperwork.
i read vac as Valve Anti-Cheat
So did I.
Same
From this day forward I shall start a new union, we shall be known as the
Workers
And
National
Kinsmen
and we'll be the pointiest eared leaf lovers that there are
And we shall not be stopped
But it's better than being with the Badgers in the Haugh
lol
I thought they were disbanded after being tried by the UN
And it's better than being called M.I.L.F.
I'm not entirely sure, but you might be able to think of a better union name after drinking a couple rounds of Glyphid Slammers
Truuuue
and if that doesn't work, drink some Leaf Lovers to sober up.
We could get some dark morkite
ban sir isaac hes a leaf lover
We could be the
Workers
Autonomous
National
Kollective
with a weird spelling of collective.
leaf lovers are for sending with 2 mini mules into haz 5 zones not founding unions
then lets go get some Blackout Stouts to help us unite together to think of a union name
Meanwhile we proceed to all black out into the launch bay and be ejected like drunken meteors to Hoxxes
That would be an awesome feature
I mean, our thick skulls should be able to break the surface. Right?
Exactly
When you kick barrels into the launch bay
I wonder if Lloyd can feel sadness or pain when we throw our beer mugs at him or if he just doesn't have the capacity to feel that way because management sought it best not to implement such a feature
Bosco can't so Lloyd probably can't either
Bosco atleast reacts poorly when you hit him with your pickaxe though
It's more of a please stop damaging DRG equipment
-Management
Fair point
hes just reorienting himself from being smacked with a SHARP METAL OBJECT
Bosco's been through worse, he'll live.
Also fair point
I, however, will continue to believe that they just refused to put any indicator that he is feeling pain
so he's unhappy on the inside as I toss my beer mug at him for the umpteenth time
I want to make Lloyd so angry that it shoots beer at me
that would be a funny outcome
but he only shoots blackout
or actually it might be worse to have it be leaf lover
The beer pressure is enough to cut my beard in half
wrong place for that buddy
What the actual fuck
No Pug's got a point
When you shout "Rock and Stone" but nobody replies.
when you zip out leaving all your friends to die on the last stage of an EDD
and this is why scouts needs to be banned
A rando scout legged it to the escape and I got grabbed by a leech
Didn't even come back for me
did he finish the mission
He probably didn’t heard you
he was afraid of the leech
Less talk more memes
Only leafs lover let dwarfs behind.
Either we all get out alive or nobody gets out alive
When everyone on the team leaves right as you order a round of beers that cost three barley bulbs and Lloyd only pours one mug.
More for me
sad juice
BIG SIP
The last time I went to the Infirmary, I noticed that when I looked at how many deaths I've had, I noticed that my insurance notes me as "liability"
"Too dangerous for pants"
wow.
Lloyd, gimme a round of sad juice, extra dystrum!
I just add macteras
Mactera grabbers when bosco shoots a single bullet

@distant ember I'm gonna make sure to complete missions while leaving dwarves behind just for you
You monster
Platform!
Parcour!
parpurr!
DRG out here breaking the rules of time
It will keep going until you reload it
So if you keep your game open for 1 day, it will go even higher
Provide additional memes
call in a drop pod were out of ammo
You ever just get yoinked by a cave leech and spam X but bosco is just vibing and refuses to shoot the leech
when i see scout
@dry trout stupid sexy scout...
How many dwarves does it take to make flare gun work?
4 scouts obvi
bruv recycling my meme
4 scouts: 3 to completely forget about their flare gun and 1 to remember right before the mission ends
Would’ve been better if they all remembered at the end
Make the most lit up cave you can possibly make
Nah, the droppod gets lit up like crazy
The droppod doesn't need flares it needs more C4
@meager hedge @rocky talon Nice ones 😄
less talk more memes pls
Woah hold on why was I pinged for that comment
Science
hell i would draw the whole deck
This meme has been brought to you by memeatic
The leaf lover special is a wonderful well crafted beer, made from a refreshing mix of leaf, flowers and morning dew. Some fruits like oranges and pears are added throughout the brewing of the leaf lover to accentuate the process with a wonderful fruity taste. The beer is then fermented in ebony barrels for a few months to give it its familiar taste. The foam on the top of the beer is a mix of sugary gasified eggnog, mixed with pure spring water.
Ok Leaf lover

You guys do know that leaf lovers is the most potent, the strongest beer at the bar, right?
It overrides any other beer no questions asked
Immediate action
No matter how many blackouts you down a leaf lovers will override them
And they're so concentrated and strong, that they present a buzz so intense that you loop back around into sobriety
It's the only beer that dwarves ask to have thinned because of its raw potential
But laugh at it's humorous name
kicks in the wrong direction
Dwarfs drink whatever they want and care not for no true scotsman!!
one round of wormhole special! i want to be far away from those leaf lovers
When i see a leaf lover i give em me own special brew
i made it accidentally one day, i mixed a leaf lover with a wormhole, turns out mixing em makes the trip one way, which means that leaf lovers got a good chance of endin up somewhere unpleasant
What if Leaf Lover Special is made of leaf lovers?
why?
Nearly 3 hours in a hazard 5 volcanic asteroid
With such mission length, the fossils will turn to oil, thus bringing more gain and infinite flemmer fuel
It’s a bug, it keep counting time, I once reached 14 hours because of it
throws a nuke on top of it
scout throws pheromones
driller throws C4
critical mass achieved
gunner throws driller
and finally
Boom boom here! Bosco.
you can probably kill a dreadnought in 4 seconds like this
if you also freeze him
implying my team is properly synergized
all 4 engineers throwing 6 prox mines each and then nuking it/hypervelocity rounds
@distant ember I think that's how galaxy was made
beegest bang
Trying to get bosco to freeze something that isn't standing still gets irritating at times.
throws tereré at it
U is for
U SHOULDN'T EAT PRECIOUS MINERALS, IT'LL GET YOU KILLED
N is for NYAKA TRAWLERRR!!! DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP DEEP DARK
F is for Flares that light up the whole cave!
U is for Uman-ite!
N is for no dwarf left behind! Under the employ of D R G!
🎵
Lootbug vibin

Bruh why tf is this actualy good tho lmao
F is for friendly fire that burns down my backside, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survivors from the fallout
You know the LEGO power miners sets
It would be really easy to take those
Add dwarf miniatures
And make deeprock galactic sets
Molly battle pack, mine head set, bulk detonator using bionicle style pieces, drop pod set
Someone oughta 3d print that
Can't 3D print LEGO anymore.
Especially figs.
LEGO dropped the hammer on the 3D printing community.
sure you can print them
the alphabet bois might blow your door open though
with special anti-lego boots so you can’t just leave counterfiet legos all over the floor for them to step on
On the other hand you can design the set and put it up for vote on Lego Ideas. Then in 2 years time Lego might consider making a 1 off official set
Oh you’re a dwarf? Name where my dad went when I was 5 and he said he was grabbing cigs
Danny Elfman.
Danny Dwarfito
Dwarfito
ded
Buddy the Elf
IIRC you can, you just can't print the LEGO logo on said brick @plain wolf
No minifigs, neither.
Figurines are entirely different as they are copyrighted
Even anything that looks like a minifig, like the toilet roll holder.
But lego compatible bricks (and your own designs) are fine.
♻️
This video is becoming the next ||Diggy Diggy Hole||
At attention miners, time for a
When you don’t have enough for a resupply
Same
I won't Rez if you don't Rock and Stone.
Only Knife Eared Gits don't salute
I will salute you with my fat boy
listen here, Fatboy
i salute you with three satchel charges
Please keep memes DRG related, thanks
Seeing a lot of Leaf-Lovers here
Why do you have wood dust in your mug
Birch bark is for making BirchBeer
The leaf lover special is a wonderful well crafted beer, made from a refreshing mix of leaf, flowers and morning dew. Some fruits like oranges and pears are added throughout the brewing of the leaf lover to accentuate the process with a wonderful fruity taste. The beer is then fermented in ebony barrels for a few months to give it its familiar taste. The foam on the top of the beer is a mix of sugary gasified eggnog, mixed with pure spring water.
I only drink beer brewed from pure rock and stone
Rip your dental health
If my teeth aren't shredded by the time i finish then it's not right
If I can't chew it while I'm drinking it, it isn't a brew worth drinking
I must Cronch the beer
I have been messing around with some content aware scale settings, this is the result.
just what I needed to see before bed
I prefer Soft Boiled glyphid Eggs
The crunchy outside goes nicely with the soft insides
^
Just like mama dwarf used to make!
Someday I wish to grow a beard as long as hers
Dwarves don’t have mother’s, they just pop out of cracks in the ground
Original (sortta)
exactly!
My ma' was a dirt chunk wall with a crack in it
I grew up to be a driller and now I'm destroying all my relatives

leaf lover's special sounds pretty good
Leaf loving is an unforgivable, permanent brand of shame in these parts.
I wonder if this one angles properly for the poster above.

all it needs is some anti-leaf lover impact text
Your drinking privileges hand them over
I need it for my lady's drinking
reminder that you shouldn't drink leaf lovers as beer, because it is only there to sober you up enough to pass management's inspections.
it is not beer, it is an objectively (except for the taste) better hangover concoction
Just drink Blackout Stout, problem solved.
The only cure for a hangover
Is more booze
What kind of leaf lover bull**** are you spouting about curing hangovers with that swill!?
Thanks to great Dwarvern medical technology, artificial livers can now take twice the abuse
There you go.
nah
i like other shot more
besides text is too smoll
and u can't read it w/o expanding video to full screen
besides, it'll be cool af if somebody 'll actually voice it
My editing stuff is garbage, lmao.
Can't edit the text at all and the effect options are inconsistent af.
Dwarf: Gets close to BET-C
BET-C:
Why is this so true?
Y e s
next class
hunting horn dwarf
with buffs based on bagpipe inputs
different songs for different effects
just give all dwarves a basket hilted scottish broad sword like mad jacks and set them loose in the caves
@timid raven You mean, after you repair it? Because before it acts like a Warhammer empire marine and after is like in the picture
I'd spend money for a support class. A medic, a skald, a beer dispenser I don't know...
[MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE]
When karl comes back and sees the leaf lover’s special on the menu
Raid added to deep rock
Karls rescue
No joke a Vip search and rescue mission would be dope
We should find his bones and use them as halloween decoration
Prob as a variant of the salvage mode
Id be cool if there was a raid like mission where you need to transport a medical transport kind of bay to karls location n get him in, protect the bay as a specialized pod would come down to pick it up n later the other dwarfs once karl has been picked up
Escort doesn't fun imo
For some it is arka
No no wait, its a thing where 2 team members gotta lug around the pod while the others fight a swarm
Or, alternatively, its a walker that occasionally breaks down and needs to be smacked with a hammer
They really need to invest in some better equipment :P
2 mollys taped together with a nedbay thing on top
😂 nice
What do you mean? I never pickaxe gold...
I just wish I had more c4. Because either I have a lot of useless little ones or big but only 2
@compact ice call me ark my guy
"Like all true ninjas, I main explosive weapons" - Civvie11
it's not that far off though, Ninja were the first group in japan to adopt widespread use of firearms
and people scorned the ninjas in Godfrey Ho movies for using guns lmao
Well I found out how Karl died.
His death was greatly exaggerated
We were lied to
He did try to solo two hazard 11 dreadnoughts (at the same time) and left his guns on the space rig
You didn't even tell about how he downed 7 blackout stouts before-hand.
But that’s normal
pretty sure it was 7 barrels of blackout stouts
Now that’s our Karl
He then kicked every single one of those barrels into the pod, too. Even full ones so he could keep drinking on the mission.
can't risk getting thirsty during the trip
"This is thoisty work."
karl had special access to brewery M.U.L.E
I demand travel mugs
Karl once took out a two week vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as the Islands.
Travel mugs are dumb, get those beer-hats with the straw.
^
O2 mission but instead of oxygen it's beer on molly
If you have a travel mug, and someone salutes, you'll be put in a bad situation: Drop your beer (dishonorary) or not salute (also dishonorary).
scout: leaves behind teammates disgracefully and escapes to make the mission a success
also scout at the mission success screen:
Leave no dwarf behind e-e
Yes
Look, I don't even main scout and I can tell you that's the right option
Particularly on higher hazards
I'd rather the scout abandon the rest of us and complete the mission alone than die with the rest of us, so we all have to redo a half-hour mission
more like 5, lol
nice
i meant to upload
ah it's back up

Dystrum is jello