#drg-memes-no-talk

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gleaming prism
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Not again

distant ember
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Overused meme is overused

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Also

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Where Are the drg jojo memes

marble solar
dawn imp
worldly escarp
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Nothing:
Absolutely no one:
Dwarf: Rock and stone!
Everyone: ROCK AND STONE!!!!

distant ember
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TO THE BONE

queen kettle
distant ember
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i see Urist
i like

queen kettle
fervent kiln
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beautiful nonetheless

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would definitely visit

static oasis
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also we need more DRG memes

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and lootraptors

trail sentinel
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@queen kettle please refrain from posting anything containing disparaging language or slurs.

queen kettle
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🤫

static oasis
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yes, moar loot raptors

distant ember
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^

wild quest
trail sentinel
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this isn't the channel for that, you can use #drg-gallery if you would like to post it there @gleaming prism

red fable
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Urist is the ultimate Hater of leaf lovers... and thats wonderful CALL OUT THOSE TREE SHAGGING LEAF EARED NUMPTIES!

worldly escarp
robust iris
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You ever just ride BET-C's turret head like a tank and decimate enemies

sturdy inlet
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like this?

robust iris
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Image broken but probably yeah.
I just did it and it was insanely fun to decimate shit
I'm getting into Haz 4

gleaming prism
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@trail sentinel I put it in gallery

gleaming prism
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Can we start a new format will this Jackal I found

fading falcon
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when the driller downs the entire team right before the droppod leaves.

sturdy inlet
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Also don’t ping the mods for that

static oasis
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unless it's loot raptor moments related? :3ç

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but yeah, that picture alone is NOT drg related enough

dry trout
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He was saying to start a meme with this

sonic cape
gleaming prism
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Me when I join a game and realize it's on hazard 5

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Thats no flare

sturdy inlet
dry trout
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I already said what he said. But no one reads

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He wanted people to make it INTO a drg meme

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Give it a damp beard if you have to

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Damn

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God autocorrect is shit sometimes

gleaming prism
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thanks you bug man

surreal slate
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Get me beard wet and then give it te a raptor? Ye monster !!

dry trout
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Kek

surreal slate
gleaming prism
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Oh I love it

cosmic sigil
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Honhonhon I am French dwarf to mine myn baguettes

surreal slate
gleaming prism
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Wait, my gym teacher told me about pixlr.com once, does anyone have a pic of a grabber

rain scarab
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...what?

wintry agate
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memes for ants

meager hedge
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Really? 4chan memes in 2020?

trail sentinel
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@old whale this channel is for drg related memes only.

harsh grotto
fair dock
rocky talon
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is nuerotoxin overclock bad?

storm zenith
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I wouldn't say it's bad
It's just not as good as every other option for the Thunderhead

rocky talon
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ok

storm zenith
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Cough cough Carpet Bomber

gaunt sundial
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Arguably the base gun is stronger than neurotoxin

brisk elbow
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What does Neurotoxin do?

sturdy inlet
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Less talk more memes

fierce matrix
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reduces splash damage but gives a chance to proc neurotoxin

harsh grotto
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It's the worst overclock you can pick for the Thunderhead.

trail sentinel
gleaming prism
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Yall ever notice drillers overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade

rigid ocean
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Yall ever notice gunners overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade

edgy barn
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Yall ever notice engineers overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade

static oasis
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Yall ever notice scout overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade

gleaming prism
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Na scout just weird he float

keen gust
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Yall ever notice overclock overclock are either All benefits o|r Absolute downgrade

distant ember
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Yall ever notice overclock overclock are either All overclock o|r Absolute overclock

final saddle
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Y’all ever notice overclock

dry trout
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Y'all ever notice

abstract mulch
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Neuro should get buffed tbh

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Should be like 50% chance instead of 20

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And then we can commit all the war crimes against glyphids

rigid ocean
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Thanks, I hate it.

surreal slate
fair dock
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I dont get it

surreal slate
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🤔

distant ember
tardy condor
cursive vine
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🤔

dry trout
ivory pulsar
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I feel like I have heard the dwarf saying that

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but it doesn't seem right

abstract mulch
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You need at least 507iq to understand this meme

livid tulip
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An overclock?

abstract mulch
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Congrats you have over 507iq @livid tulip

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🎉

livid tulip
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Woo, does that mean I am allowed to use the Fat Boy OC?

ornate breach
storm zenith
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👀

keen gust
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-sweats-

short lantern
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Doom eternal really goin down the pipes there.

urban kettle
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@abstract mulch IT'S OVERCLOCK TIME

robust iris
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What do you mean

urban kettle
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God that took me like 5 full minutes to figure out.

distant ember
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I joined and everybody was just

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yeah

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...

dawn imp
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Cringe

distant ember
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they got radiation crystal in the brain

vale karma
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The poor scout being force fed a cluster bomb when the Gunner seems him surrounded by 3 swarmers.

distant ember
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he can feel the rumba beat

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and go shig shiggy boom shig shiggy boom

wispy vale
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when someone calls you a leaf lover

distant ember
glossy ivy
loud nebula
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Just put it alight with the flamethrower

marble solar
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Power attack if you see it coming

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Show it who's boss

fringe tusk
red fable
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You have to perform an unexpected maneuver to take your enemy by suprise, Leap towards the grabber and power attack its face to establish dominance

cosmic flume
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light it on fire and snipe it with the subata

sturdy inlet
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Toss a frag and make it explode in midair beside it

abstract mulch
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Throw a cluster grenade and it and then kill your own team

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wait no that's not right hang on

fringe tusk
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Summon a resupply pod right under it

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AND THEN ANOTHER POD ON THE FIRST POD

abstract mulch
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Use a nuke on only the grabber and only kill the grabber with it and then take all the resupplies so you can have max ammo constantly

sturdy inlet
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ew

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Ban plz

split dune
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DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

sturdy inlet
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Unfunny, go away

static oasis
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technically not a repost of the song but transformative

sturdy inlet
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no its the song

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it needs to go away

split dune
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It's glorious

hexed turtle
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Tempted to add this to the Book of Grudges

sturdy inlet
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Look at the pins, No diggy diggy hole reposts

static oasis
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exactly, no reposts

novel fulcrum
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@remote yew What's that abomination?

static oasis
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like, don't spam 20 times the very same video

split dune
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it aint a repost, it's the metal ver.

sturdy inlet
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stop posting it 👀

remote yew
static oasis
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hey now, no bully

signal shard
abstract mulch
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Diggy diggy a hole to throw elves in

oak basin
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I found Lloyd’s ancestors. The left one is called “Rock ‘me”, and the right one is called “Sock ‘em”.

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If you want to know more, look up “Bionic Bar”

wild quest
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So deep

remote yew
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micro transactions are a path to many powers some consider... unnatural

urban kettle
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YOU WANT LOOT CRATES?

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GRAB A PICKAXE, MINER.

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WHERE WE'RE GOING, YOU GOTTA DIG FOR YOUR LOOT CRATES.

red idol
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Aren't the supply crates technically our loot crates?

ancient grotto
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Yes but better

red idol
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you even feel just as cheated when you get a victory pose from them instead of something good

ancient grotto
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Controversial opinion: I like the victory poses I've gotten

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What I don't like is that they're so class specific

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Like I'd prefer if you got to choose, or maybe "scrap" two ones you don't like to buy ones you do

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Cause I NEVER play scout and half the loot I've gotten is for him lol

dry trout
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I feel like there is a hidden mechanic to make people (force people) play classes they don't normally

gleaming prism
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I always get moustaches

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The scout waiting for the gunners sheild to recharge so he can revive him

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#ImBadAtMeme

sturdy inlet
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put a beard on it ya elf

lucid atlas
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Ya, elf. Yelf.

fair mountain
timber wagon
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I love the play bar at the bottom

fair mountain
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Yis.

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That's the part of it, lmao

gleaming prism
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This mans looks like a glyphid menace

ancient grotto
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is that Felix Colgrave?

rocky talon
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yes it is

robust iris
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Damn where did you get that selfie of me? 😳

ivory pulsar
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@dry trout the hidden mechanic is forcing you to have promoted dwarves for deep dives lol

distant ember
lucid atlas
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Gonna bayonet the ore

vernal plover
distant ember
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@vernal plover funfact; Use the DAMN GRAPPLIN

vernal plover
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I don't play scout 😄

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Literally the only class I don't play

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but I gotta do one day

lucid atlas
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Dig the dirt before you hit the dirt

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Basic moves bruh smh

dry trout
distant ember
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Damn hes thicc

lucid atlas
distant ember
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more like driller

lucid atlas
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The box armor made me think of gunners fridge suit

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The damn jeep strapped to his shoulders

distant ember
lucid atlas
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Cold as the grave + ammo oc's

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👌

vernal plover
hexed jackal
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What a combination

distant ember
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who need drillers for extract when you have a unknow horror digging his way toward you

brisk elbow
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Bastards stole the one job I had

regal condor
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@elder raft I wrote a small review on DRG a few month ago, lol
And yes, I told every my friend about DRG:^)

celest radish
remote yew
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big battery

karmic nimbus
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Makes me feel like a Gunslinger.
A Dwarven Space Gunslinger

brisk elbow
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It's high noon

remote yew
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that could make for a great unstable overclock idea, perhaps some sort of automatic fire mode which activates on hovering over a glyphid while pressing R

hexed jackal
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No

sturdy inlet
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just shoot the damn gun?

abstract mulch
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An oc for it that makes it do 2000 damage but you only get one shot

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And the bullet explodes

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And leaves radiation everywhere

remote yew
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the explosion is like a big boomer exploding

abstract mulch
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And kills teams

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Wait that's nuke never mind

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Thou a multishot would be cool

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Tiny shotgun pistol

remote yew
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im pretty sure thats what the brt is supposed to be

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but it would be kind of funny if the bulldog beat the brt at its own highly specific job

fierce matrix
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It already beats the BRT at every other job :p

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Why not that one too?

remote yew
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I hope they do some major overhauling and/or reworking to the currently crapshot weapons. I have all these overclocks just lying in the forge and i want to be able to have a good reason to forge them

fierce matrix
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I mean, this is a tired old conversation

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But the BRT isn't a bad gun

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It's not great, but it's not bad either

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It's just that all of gunner's other weapons outshine it in every category

zinc depot
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i'm not seeing enough memes

timber wagon
potent sky
gleaming prism
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Throw a glowstick in there and I'd believe it

slim gust
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Fly like a butterfly
sting like a bee
My name is scout and like to flee

robust iris
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scott like to flee

wicked bronze
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It's called tactical repositioning thank you very much.

robust iris
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It's an escape plan

pastel quartz
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A to D, skipping B and C!

marsh river
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Last few DRG memes are amazing. Laughing here

pastel quartz
loud nebula
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Add beard to that guy to dwarvenfie it

shy spire
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Wow this is the earliest recorded fucking birds moment

distant ember
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el bruh

hazy urchin
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Medical bosko speaking through visual text: On a level of 1-10 how much pain do you feel after pushing the escape button too early?

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scout: can i order a leaf lover's special?

distant ember
hazy urchin
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Some guy who helps mission control: ok! so here is the check up list for the injured scout! (Bodily functions: normal ||| Mental health and speech: Elf)
mission control: did he seriously say he wanted a leaf lover? of for craps sake... kick him off the space rig!

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quick someone post another meme

loud nebula
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Elf bad

slim gust
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I literally don't even press the escape button until we've finished both objectives and my friend is too far away to get to it

distant ember
loud nebula
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You are a dwarf Harry

regal condor
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@distant ember

Elves in a slavery
Truly dwarven Universe

molten zinc
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you are behind quotas, Harry, get back to work

loud nebula
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I just got a horrible thought...
Elven dwarves

Please help me

molten zinc
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die

rocky talon
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...what does such an anomination even look like?

ivory pulsar
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bugs are back on the menu

loud nebula
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Armed bugs that is

rocky talon
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Darnit, management deleted the waaagh

tranquil prawn
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No

cosmic sigil
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Wow that looks like the one I made

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[[[Suspicion increases]]]

rocky talon
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I know right? What a coincidence

timber niche
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looks like poop, smells like poop

desert inlet
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Corrupt the lootbug

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Destroy them all

timber niche
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nitra loot augh

rocky talon
timber wagon
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Top: End-of-mission swarms during salvage missions
Bottom: End-of-mission swarms during salvage missions when the uplink spawns in a tunnel underneath the pod

glossy ivy
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When you order a resupply, but your teammate is standing on the beacon

dry trout
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not a drg meme, but... what

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what am i even...

rocky talon
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Oh yeah wrong chat

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Uhm...

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Dwarf

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There now it can stay

dry trout
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i approve

quasi yacht
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that is the tentacled spongeman

loud nebula
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It's a cousin of the cave leech

rocky talon
dry trout
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someone ACTUALLY suggested that funnily enough

rocky talon
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Pffft

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I mean, it is cool

dry trout
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yea

quasi yacht
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recycled

dry trout
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You're recycled

rocky talon
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Listen I don't got many dwarf beard or beer related memes that arent from this server

urban kettle
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BEER BEARD

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BEARD CUPHOLDER

swift flame
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Bagrin beer-beard is my new DnD character

rocky talon
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Lol

swift flame
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i dont know if this has been done yet but it came to me so i did it anyway because rock and stone

plain wolf
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So uh.

raven path
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Definetly an accurate meme

plain wolf
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Does Mission Control also text certain younglings?

raven path
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Lootboxes you need to work hard for and not throw gold at

plain wolf
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Because I dunno if I want to deal with the PR nightmare of working with people like that. :V

haughty quartz
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Elf: Why do you call us "leaf-lovers?"
Dwarf: We used a different word at first, but management said we had to change it.

plain wolf
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The former slur was "knife-eared piece of || || with a || || for || ||".

dry trout
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Censored so hard that the original words got censored

plain wolf
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Management has installed word-filters.

swift flame
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if its old timey and vaugely racist then it can be used as a dwarf insult

plain wolf
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So they were censored before I even typed them.

swift flame
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there was a management goon standing behind him with a bat when he typed that

plain wolf
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I said they installed "word filters", I didn't make any mention of where they were installed.

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||They're actually standing in front of me so I can witness the visible look of disappointment in their eyes.||

swift flame
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they installed them in his kneecaps

dry trout
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you see, this is what the union is trying to stop, and why we need to take it more seriously so that management cant-

plain wolf
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Well, enjoy your one week vacation in the tropical break room.

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||It's actually the brig it's next to the engine room oh god it's so hot||

vernal plover
sturdy inlet
rocky talon
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Oh gosh I had a realization

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Management is a bunch of leaf lover elves!

brisk elbow
brisk elbow
ivory pulsar
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Good thing we all have medical insurance!

dry trout
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Management is giving you medical insurance?

tall pawn
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What insurance?

raven path
ivory pulsar
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yeah we pay off the medical bills when we promote remember?

distant ember
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Isnt the bills for all the "vandalism" around the spacerig?

plain wolf
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||Getting hurt counts as vandalism because you belong to the company.|| 🤫

ivory pulsar
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there are also the fees for the flight out to hoxxes

red idol
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Getting hurt counts as vandalism because the company thinks ur precious ❤️

brisk elbow
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(Throws self in fire-hoop)

vernal socket
distant ember
thick thunder
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how many does that make!? 40+!?

distant ember
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the lad

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Fun Fact:
Hoxxes caves are actually chock-full of contaminants and dangerous particulate. Simply put, dwarves don't need respirators due to their lower-oxygen intake and natural beard filtration

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Although Karl knows how those clean-shaven guys do it though

thick thunder
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maybe they arnt shaved at all, and have invisible beards....or maybe the beards are in their lungs?

brisk elbow
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Nah, Dwarves are just durable as hell. Even if they're suffering poisoning or suffocation or whatever, they're gonna keep going

fierce cobalt
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but low oxygen kills you

brisk elbow
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(Points at wormhole drinkers)

fierce cobalt
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but it still do

fierce matrix
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It doesn't kill you

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It just downs you

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You can lay there half-conscious in the low O2 environment for pretty much forever

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Without any negative effects

brisk elbow
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(Also Ironwill)

fierce cobalt
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the only thing that ever does specifically kill you is the barrel hoop

fierce matrix
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Exactly

potent quail
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Your dwarf dies eventually.
Why do you think the mini mules are only present of salvage missions and we cant deposit in them?
They contain the remains of deceased dwarfs and we have to bring them back so they can be rezzed in the medbay.

sage coyote
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i always thought that it wasn't dwarves who died in the salvage missions

brisk elbow
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The green colors stand for dirty leaf-loving bastards

waxen tendon
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Maybe they gave the mini mules to some greenbeards, and that’s why they’re also dead

distant ember
dry trout
swift flame
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The leaf lovers are indoctrinating our greenbeards early I see

timber seal
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Purge.

restive folio
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do dissappear

swift flame
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Don't buy the tree huggin lies they feed you only true dwarven way to make the room stop spinning is to blackout

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If somebody buys a round of leaf lover remove them from your life completely no matter how much they mean to you

pastel wasp
dry trout
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i love the blurred out Exploder in the back

static oasis
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ah! you noticed! ❤️

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and the cube tie clip

brisk elbow
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What is that strange green crystal in his cup

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(Also error cube tie)

dry trout
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im pretty sure its jadiz

static oasis
brisk elbow
dry trout
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is it kryptonite?

static oasis
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minty ore

remote yew
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even more addictive than red sugar

fleet osprey
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^

robust iris
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green cocaine

thin kindle
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would red sugar actually taste like sugar?

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🤔

swift flame
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It tastes like blood

brisk elbow
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It's addictive, and probably a painkiller or something of some kind. Sooooo maybe? I dunno.

static oasis
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with enough problems blood can taste sweet

fierce matrix
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It's just crystallized morphine

vernal plover
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Painkiller in beer so you dont feel the hangover and can mine 190% of the quota

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8 days in the week

remote yew
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the taste alone is enough to allow me to do so in but an hour

velvet dune
cold dawn
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im the driller

gleaming prism
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Nice

low solstice
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i just noticed all the c4

novel fulcrum
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@static oasis Well, any dwarf body luqiud probably tastes beer

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oh man what did I just said.

gentle night
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tf

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body fluid you mean?

novel fulcrum
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maybe

distant dust
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who doesn't love the roof?

static oasis
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I misread as body liquor

novel fulcrum
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still doesn't sound good

static oasis
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nope

distant ember
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So, Fermented sweat huh?

brisk elbow
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@novel fulcrum No, this happens. Dwarf blood gives alcohol poisoning to anything and everything.

dry trout
hexed jackal
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Will post actual DRG meme later.

ornate breach
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🗞️

distant ember
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So it's manga? Cuz i was reading left to right and didn't make sense

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WTB: DRG Manga, pay in monopoly money

hexed jackal
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Yeah, right to left in traditional weeb-font.

robust iris
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Sauce to that Manga?

brisk elbow
hexed jackal
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This looks... wrong. Hm.

timid raven
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This part of the space rig sparks for no reason but i believe that those aren't sparks, i believe that's
F o r b b i d d e n B e e r

dry trout
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how Electrifying

timid raven
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Naedocyte Juice

wraith burrow
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Suck on a Naedocyte breeder's teat

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The most pure source

hexed jackal
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What a cursed fucking sentence.

wraith burrow
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I tried ;)

dry trout
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you know i was thinking on making something similar to that effect, but i decided it would be a bad idea, i know now why i didnt do it

timid raven
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God is disgusted

dry trout
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Karl*

hexed jackal
fair dock
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it's true though

dry trout
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i did a thing

novel fulcrum
dry trout
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^Better meme

distant ember
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Welcome to Kek or Cringe with Karl

ornate breach
split dune
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driller should be smiling in the last pannel

timid raven
novel fulcrum
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Just another deep dives mission, meh.

stoic wing
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@hexed jackal what's the context of 'dwarf stuff'?

opaque totem
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Just dwarf stuff, you know

marsh river
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Beer. Cutting off enemies which insult your beard at your body height (so enemies knees)

wicked creek
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Looney Toons "fall down the pit after looking down" gag

tranquil prawn
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I wish it was a one-time gag, and not the "every 9th mission" for me.

wicked creek
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It happened the first time I wasn't the host in forever

distant ember
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it happened in a low grav mission for me once

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We got catapulted out the top of the drop pod on the way down

marble solar
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Only slightly preferable to the drop pod arriving in front of three Spitballers, two Brood Nexi and a Naedocyte Breeder

static oasis
cosmic sigil
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When management makes you share all the gold you mined with the rest of team

fierce cobalt
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hippity hoppity there is no private property

marble solar
urban kettle
robust iris
static oasis
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we need more different types of loot bugs

robust iris
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spiked loot bug on Haz 4+
more rewards
but damage for attacking and popping, acts like an ejection cactus when killed

warped prism
gleaming prism
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@marble solar sounds great, hope you had a gunner

prisma flicker
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It would be funny if it has glyphids coming out of the hole

winged cradle
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Can deeprock get a dedicated pet loot bug and we just feed him minerals

winged cradle
brisk elbow
distant ember
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dig hol

dry trout
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dig

small heron
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Is it not obvious?

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This is a simple mining mission.

prime current
hexed turtle
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too overpowered

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would make the game too easy

placid kraken
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kick the barrel guy from the lobby because barrels are made to be kicked

hexed turtle
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the only weakness of a barrel is kicking, but glyphids can't kick....

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an impregnable defence

cosmic sigil
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In the lobby, you'll be getting kicked around the Space Rig during gravity recalibration time

fervent kiln
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you better watch out for friendly fire

placid kraken
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barrel armour gives you the balance of a barrel

cosmic sigil
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None?

placid kraken
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as in you'll be tumbling down giant chasms

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and probably getting sick

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hope you have an iron gut because we forgot to add a mouth hole

hexed turtle
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but you cannot be killed

placid kraken
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ye

hexed turtle
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a small price to pay for the strength of a barrel

ornate breach
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You can fill the barrel with alcohol.

placid kraken
#

spiked rings overclock gives you more tumble but more damage on hit

#

add a motor to the barrel to become a dwarven shellback

hexed turtle
#

the smell of booze also attracts glyphids, turning you into a decoy

placid kraken
#

apply C4 to become pinball

#

survival of the entire population of hoxxes not guaranteed

hexed turtle
#

glorious explosion guaranteed, lifetime warranty

potent sky
#

Petition to change the theme song to diggy diggy hole

waxen tendon
#

Are heigh-ho’s allowed in this server?

brisk elbow
rocky talon
#

heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to mine we go!

raw rapids
#

why ya messing with a melon?

timid raven
#

That's an egg cut in half

static oasis
#

get your eggs checked if they looked like that >.>

storm zenith
#

Word of advice

#

don't have food in your mouth when looking at that

static oasis
#

I dunno, it made me hungry for pomegranate

sturdy inlet
#

thats a oval, yellow and green pomegranate

distant ember
#

they use the egg as projectiles against other corporation that want to ethablish themself around Hoxxe

#

Aiming for the windows

#

ah

#

make the competition own up to the egg on their face

sturdy inlet
broken hemlock
#

glyphid eggs, boolo caps ,and apoca blooms make the best omelets

hexed jackal
#

Ah yes, my favorite topping

#

Bones.

static oasis
#

Kiwi :v

red fable
#

green eggs and toxic gas

plain wolf
#

Mineralized bones.

sturdy inlet
#

minerals are good for your health

#

why do you think iron is needed in your diet

sage dagger
#

Red sugar

dry trout
distant ember
#

pesky bee

dry trout
timid raven
distant ember
timid raven
boreal inlet
meager hedge
#

🔥 lurking 🔥 oof ouchie 🔥 lurking 🔥

vernal plover
#

I smell 🥓

marble solar
ivory pulsar
#

whenever people ask why the driller and gunner dont have beards by default

#

just look at their equipment

#

large rapidly spinning objects

#

you want a dangly beard anywhere near that?

#

no sir

rocky talon
#

If your beard isn't stronger than a big spinny thing than you need to workout more

obsidian grove
#

^ beard

ivory pulsar
#

the beard would survive sure

#

but you are still getting sucked into either the spinning barrel of the minigun OR the drills

timid raven
#

just get an ethereal beard

iron canyon
#

💪 beard

timid raven
#

👻 beard

#

also a ghost beard could haunt the bugs

marble solar
#

Fun thing about Driller and Gunner: Equipping beards on certain suits of armour removes their chest piece which would otherwise obscure it.

#

This is done even with the Corporate Marine helmet on

timid raven
#

It exposes your glorious beard but it's a severe safety violation

marble solar
#

When you're being sent into a planetary core full of alien spiders, safety violations are a very loose term

distant ember
#

Or that means the ones in place are a lot more important

#

If you're getting thrown into a cave full of aliens that'd happily make you their next meal, if management tells you to do something because it'll save your life, you better do that.

#

they dont wear a beard to protect the equipment, not vice versa

#

beard has texture of steel wool and would surely destroy any machines it comes in contact with

remote yew
#

no

timid raven
#

if driller's beard comes into contact with the drills it makes so many sparks it turns into a flamethrower

marble solar
remote yew
#

the relationship between mission control and the miners is not one of mutual trust but of mutual profit. If you want ammo so bad get it before it becomes a problem

timid raven
#

I would love to provide more nitra but ive been down here for 2 hours and there's no more nitra

cosmic sigil
#

Why doesn't mission control tell us to bring plenty of ammo before the drop pod lands? Usually that's something you say before leaving the Space Rig

remote yew
#

if it takes 2 hours to do a mission you either ignored the nitra in a deep dive or made a poor calculation

distant ember
#

"Bring plenty of ammo" could mean "make sure you have ammo before attacking this"

cosmic sigil
#

Ah crap I forgot my ammo at the bar

plain wolf
#

Aw fugg, I forgot to swap out Fatboy for Pack Rat...

distant ember
#

what does the Pack Rat OC do?

dry trout
#

lots more ammo, for a little less overall damage

distant ember
#

Ahhhh

#

?? pack rat is +2 rounds for free

#

compact rounds I think is the balanced OC you are thinking of

#

I wish I could fatboy and compact rounds though

dry trout
#

oh got those mixed up

distant ember
#

the nukes will never stop falling t. belka

plain wolf
#

Yeah, Pack Rat is 2 free rounds.

hot heath
#

Yeah equipping 2 OCs at once would rock @distant ember

plain wolf
#

It's the more "meta" pick but still nowhere near as fun as Fatboy.

distant ember
#

fatboy is fun just because of the noise the nukes make

#

combined with the force exerted on bug ragdolls

#

smacking airborne targets with them or hitting the ceiling just insider the nuke’s effective range is pure ecstacy

#

okay hear me out what if

#

40mm OC

#

but it shoots a spread of grenadelets

#

and then you can also run fatboy

remote yew
#

okay hear me out what if

#

fatman oc but all the nukes are fired at once in a random spread

distant ember
#

when you about to end this bug’s whole carrer with one shell nice

cosmic sigil
#

But what if sentries fired fat boy grenades?

distant ember
#

404 map not found

#

engi sentries equipped with a mining laser that has a low priority targeting for ore veins and dirt 🤔

#

dep rok please hire me as your full time ideas guy

cosmic sigil
#

Engie sentries with a C4 launcher that has a low priority for ore and dirt

distant ember
#

Driller OC that turns the drills into lasers with better range + burning but makes mining much slower and overheat way faster

novel fulcrum
red girder
#

what about the second round of mactera brew ?

robust iris
#

Yeah Treebeard! What about Second Round!

ivory pulsar
#

I really want the compact rounds overclock

#

I take all the ammo upgrades for the base launcher and use it like a second primary weapon

#

And having even more would be great

fathom spade
#

Right chat this time

sturdy inlet
#

or is it

dry trout
#

X-files theme plays

distant ember
#

why would you ever take anything besides fat boy

#

that radiation damage is mad huge

#

it takes like 30% off a dreadnought

#

just with radiation

sturdy inlet
valid python
#

It’s been roughly a month since I’ve looked in here, time to see how it aged

#

oh

#

its beautiful

rocky talon
sturdy inlet
#

unrealistic, mc would of already killed you

fallow tree
#

management is a robo brain from fallout old world blues?

sturdy inlet
#

nah its a dude with a hawaian shirt

vernal abyss
#

Does he throw exploding pineapples?

wicked bronze
#

The gunner does that.

dry trout
#

not drg related

#

but still bullshjit

trail sentinel
#

👀

dry trout
#

when are we getting Bubble wrap in DRG?

trail sentinel
#

management already thinks we're lazy, no need to give them more reasons to yell at us

distant ember
#

you said it like it isnt a good thing

#

we are two barrel kicks from being flushed with radon gas again

brisk elbow
#

Then just bring a barrel underground so we can kick it unmonitored

meager hedge
#

I'd take radon gas over neurotoxin gas

vernal abyss
#

I want the ability to kill a swarmed with a barrel

sturdy inlet
#

too powerful, banned

distant ember
#

hes to powerfull to be keep alive

brisk elbow
fervent kiln
#

think I've seen this before..

brisk elbow
#

No you haven't.

rocky talon
#

hey can someone actually post that photo of the guy in the hawaiian suit?

sturdy inlet
haughty quartz
#

Raymond, huh? I pegged him for a Boris.

rocky talon
#

no not that one, the one that people said was the driller on vacation, inside some russian novel

remote yew
keen gust
#

Wait

#

We can VAC days?

brisk elbow
#

VAC Days?

primal hazel
#

Yeah, it's the days when we're told not to come in because we screwed up so badly, they have to take a bunch of time to fix stuff and they want you as far away as possible.

brisk elbow
#

Huh. Damn.

primal hazel
#

it's much different for management. Their VAC days are days when they take time off to go drinking to forget the stupid stuff we did that caused a bunch of damage and tiring paperwork.

robust iris
#

i read vac as Valve Anti-Cheat

brisk elbow
#

So did I.

timber wagon
#

Same

nimble topaz
#

From this day forward I shall start a new union, we shall be known as the
Workers
And
National
Kinsmen
and we'll be the pointiest eared leaf lovers that there are

#

And we shall not be stopped

dry trout
#

We are not calling ourselves W.A.N.K!

#

The union must be called the Badgers!

nimble topaz
#

But it's better than being with the Badgers in the Haugh

dry trout
#

lol

nimble topaz
#

I thought they were disbanded after being tried by the UN

#

And it's better than being called M.I.L.F.

primal hazel
#

I'm not entirely sure, but you might be able to think of a better union name after drinking a couple rounds of Glyphid Slammers

nimble topaz
#

Truuuue

primal hazel
#

and if that doesn't work, drink some Leaf Lovers to sober up.

nimble topaz
#

We could get some dark morkite

remote yew
#

ban sir isaac hes a leaf lover

nimble topaz
#

We could be the
Workers
Autonomous
National
Kollective
with a weird spelling of collective.

remote yew
#

leaf lovers are for sending with 2 mini mules into haz 5 zones not founding unions

primal hazel
#

then lets go get some Blackout Stouts to help us unite together to think of a union name

nimble topaz
#

Meanwhile we proceed to all black out into the launch bay and be ejected like drunken meteors to Hoxxes

#

That would be an awesome feature

primal hazel
#

I mean, our thick skulls should be able to break the surface. Right?

nimble topaz
#

Exactly

timid raven
robust iris
#

I wonder if Lloyd can feel sadness or pain when we throw our beer mugs at him or if he just doesn't have the capacity to feel that way because management sought it best not to implement such a feature

timid raven
#

Bosco can't so Lloyd probably can't either

wooden hull
#

Bosco atleast reacts poorly when you hit him with your pickaxe though

timid raven
#

It's more of a please stop damaging DRG equipment
-Management

wooden hull
#

Fair point

dry trout
#

hes just reorienting himself from being smacked with a SHARP METAL OBJECT

robust iris
#

Bosco's been through worse, he'll live.

wooden hull
#

Also fair point

robust iris
#

I, however, will continue to believe that they just refused to put any indicator that he is feeling pain
so he's unhappy on the inside as I toss my beer mug at him for the umpteenth time

timid raven
#

I want to make Lloyd so angry that it shoots beer at me

robust iris
#

that would be a funny outcome

#

but he only shoots blackout

#

or actually it might be worse to have it be leaf lover

timid raven
#

The beer pressure is enough to cut my beard in half

dry trout
#

wrong place for that buddy

timid raven
#

What the actual fuck

gleaming prism
#

No Pug's got a point

static oasis
#

is not even DRG related

static oasis
urban kettle
remote yew
#

when you zip out leaving all your friends to die on the last stage of an EDD

sturdy inlet
#

and this is why scouts needs to be banned

slim gust
#

A rando scout legged it to the escape and I got grabbed by a leech

#

Didn't even come back for me

robust iris
#

did he finish the mission

sturdy inlet
#

He probably didn’t heard you

distant ember
#

he was afraid of the leech

sturdy inlet
robust iris
#

^

#

as long as one person makes it to the drop pod

#

I consider the mission a success

sturdy inlet
#

Less talk more memes

distant ember
#

Only leafs lover let dwarfs behind.

brisk elbow
#

Either we all get out alive or nobody gets out alive

urban kettle
#

When everyone on the team leaves right as you order a round of beers that cost three barley bulbs and Lloyd only pours one mug.

brisk elbow
#

More for me

urban kettle
#

sad juice
BIG SIP

primal hazel
#

The last time I went to the Infirmary, I noticed that when I looked at how many deaths I've had, I noticed that my insurance notes me as "liability"

distant ember
#

"Too dangerous for pants"

primal hazel
#

wow.

molten cedar
#

Lloyd, gimme a round of sad juice, extra dystrum!

timid raven
#

dystrum Dystrum is jello dystrum

#

Your beer will become solid if you add too much dystrum

vernal plover
#

I just add macteras

timid raven
distant ember
#

@distant ember I'm gonna make sure to complete missions while leaving dwarves behind just for you

timid raven
#

You monster

torn raft
#

Our flares should attract the mactera 🤔

#

L A M P

timid raven
loud nebula
#

Parcour!

static oasis
#

parpurr!

timid raven
sturdy inlet
#

It will keep going until you reload it

#

So if you keep your game open for 1 day, it will go even higher

rocky talon
#

Make more then

jaunty spoke
#

Provide additional memes

rocky talon
#

call in a drop pod were out of ammo

timid raven
#

You ever just get yoinked by a cave leech and spam X but bosco is just vibing and refuses to shoot the leech

static oasis
#

when i see scout
@dry trout stupid sexy scout...

novel fulcrum
#

How many dwarves does it take to make flare gun work?

rocky talon
#

4 scouts obvi

fierce cobalt
#

bruv recycling my meme

meager hedge
#

4 scouts: 3 to completely forget about their flare gun and 1 to remember right before the mission ends

long hearth
#

Would’ve been better if they all remembered at the end

#

Make the most lit up cave you can possibly make

meager hedge
#

Nah, the droppod gets lit up like crazy

cosmic sigil
#

The droppod doesn't need flares it needs more C4

novel fulcrum
#

@meager hedge @rocky talon Nice ones 😄

robust plume
#

less talk more memes pls

cosmic sigil
#

Nein

#

I'll get yelled at for reposting my own memes

dry trout
#

Woah hold on why was I pinged for that comment

cosmic sigil
#

Science

misty tide
dry trout
#

hell i would draw the whole deck

cosmic sigil
#

This meme has been brought to you by memeatic

sturdy inlet
#

The leaf lover special is a wonderful well crafted beer, made from a refreshing mix of leaf, flowers and morning dew. Some fruits like oranges and pears are added throughout the brewing of the leaf lover to accentuate the process with a wonderful fruity taste. The beer is then fermented in ebony barrels for a few months to give it its familiar taste. The foam on the top of the beer is a mix of sugary gasified eggnog, mixed with pure spring water.

dry trout
#

Ok Leaf lover

sturdy inlet
robust plume
#

You guys do know that leaf lovers is the most potent, the strongest beer at the bar, right?
It overrides any other beer no questions asked
Immediate action
No matter how many blackouts you down a leaf lovers will override them
And they're so concentrated and strong, that they present a buzz so intense that you loop back around into sobriety
It's the only beer that dwarves ask to have thinned because of its raw potential
But laugh at it's humorous name

dry trout
#

Tell that to Blackout stout

#

Checkmate

distant ember
#

kicks in the wrong direction

static oasis
#

Dwarfs drink whatever they want and care not for no true scotsman!!

distant ember
#

one round of wormhole special! i want to be far away from those leaf lovers

red fable
#

When i see a leaf lover i give em me own special brew

#

i made it accidentally one day, i mixed a leaf lover with a wormhole, turns out mixing em makes the trip one way, which means that leaf lovers got a good chance of endin up somewhere unpleasant

novel fulcrum
#

What if Leaf Lover Special is made of leaf lovers?

distant ember
#

the barrels on rig are filled with leaf lover special

#

so kick them

jaunty spoke
#

Absolute madman

robust plume
#

why?

jaunty spoke
#

Nearly 3 hours in a hazard 5 volcanic asteroid

robust plume
#

ah

#

gg

vernal plover
#

With such mission length, the fossils will turn to oil, thus bringing more gain and infinite flemmer fuel

novel fulcrum
#

lol

#

Not sure why it's showing 3hrs

#

But I did DD and EDD since then

sturdy inlet
#

It’s a bug, it keep counting time, I once reached 14 hours because of it

muted sundial
violet ember
distant ember
#

throws a nuke on top of it

#

scout throws pheromones

#

driller throws C4

#

critical mass achieved

placid kraken
#

gunner throws driller

distant ember
#

and finally

#

Boom boom here! Bosco.

#

you can probably kill a dreadnought in 4 seconds like this

#

if you also freeze him

#

implying my team is properly synergized

#

all 4 engineers throwing 6 prox mines each and then nuking it/hypervelocity rounds

novel fulcrum
#

@distant ember I think that's how galaxy was made

distant ember
#

beegest bang

nimble topaz
#

Trying to get bosco to freeze something that isn't standing still gets irritating at times.

native ice
#

thats cursed

#

I love it

static oasis
#

throws tereré at it

weak hollow
brisk elbow
#

U is for
U SHOULDN'T EAT PRECIOUS MINERALS, IT'LL GET YOU KILLED

dry trout
#

N is for NYAKA TRAWLERRR!!! DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP DEEP DARK

deep crater
#

F is for Flares that light up the whole cave!
U is for Uman-ite!
N is for no dwarf left behind! Under the employ of D R G!

placid kraken
#

lootpods 🎵

slim gust
#

Lootbug vibin

dry trout
lucid atlas
#

Bruh why tf is this actualy good tho lmao

distant ember
#

F is for friendly fire that burns down my backside, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survivors from the fallout

ivory pulsar
#

You know the LEGO power miners sets

#

It would be really easy to take those

#

Add dwarf miniatures

#

And make deeprock galactic sets

#

Molly battle pack, mine head set, bulk detonator using bionicle style pieces, drop pod set

rocky talon
#

Someone oughta 3d print that

plain wolf
#

Can't 3D print LEGO anymore.

#

Especially figs.

#

LEGO dropped the hammer on the 3D printing community.

distant ember
#

sure you can print them

#

the alphabet bois might blow your door open though

#

with special anti-lego boots so you can’t just leave counterfiet legos all over the floor for them to step on

fallow tree
#

On the other hand you can design the set and put it up for vote on Lego Ideas. Then in 2 years time Lego might consider making a 1 off official set

potent sky
#

Oh, you're a leaf lover? Name every elf

#

I'll wait

desert inlet
#

Elf on a shelf

#

Elf himself

#

That’s all I got

fervent kiln
#

gofuckyours-elf

#

joke is not mine

desert inlet
#

Oh you’re a dwarf? Name where my dad went when I was 5 and he said he was grabbing cigs

plain wolf
#

Danny Elfman.

desert inlet
#

Danny Dwarfito

plain wolf
#

Dwarfito
ded

robust iris
#

Buddy the Elf

distant ember
#

IIRC you can, you just can't print the LEGO logo on said brick @plain wolf

plain wolf
#

No minifigs, neither.

distant ember
#

Figurines are entirely different as they are copyrighted

plain wolf
#

Even anything that looks like a minifig, like the toilet roll holder.

distant ember
#

But lego compatible bricks (and your own designs) are fine.

junior charm
#

Credit to @plain raven

static oasis
#

♻️

deep crater
#

This video is becoming the next ||Diggy Diggy Hole||

celest radish
celest radish
sturdy inlet
prisma flicker
#

When you don’t have enough for a resupply

hardy saddle
fair rampart
distant ember
#

Same

karmic nimbus
#

I won't Rez if you don't Rock and Stone.
Only Knife Eared Gits don't salute

distant ember
#

I will salute you with my fat boy

celest radish
remote yew
#

i salute you with three satchel charges

static oasis
#

Please keep memes DRG related, thanks

karmic nimbus
#

Seeing a lot of Leaf-Lovers here

static oasis
sturdy inlet
#

Why do you have wood dust in your mug

dry trout
#

Birch bark is for making BirchBeer

static oasis
#

wood dust?! heretic, I drink only the finest leaves!

#

Birch Please :v

remote yew
#

we need some sort of end to this leaflover issue

#

I think they need to be quarentined

sturdy inlet
#

The leaf lover special is a wonderful well crafted beer, made from a refreshing mix of leaf, flowers and morning dew. Some fruits like oranges and pears are added throughout the brewing of the leaf lover to accentuate the process with a wonderful fruity taste. The beer is then fermented in ebony barrels for a few months to give it its familiar taste. The foam on the top of the beer is a mix of sugary gasified eggnog, mixed with pure spring water.

elder urchin
#

I only drink beer brewed from pure rock and stone

sturdy inlet
#

Rip your dental health

timid raven
#

If my teeth aren't shredded by the time i finish then it's not right

karmic nimbus
#

If I can't chew it while I'm drinking it, it isn't a brew worth drinking

timid raven
#

I must Cronch the beer

karmic nimbus
static oasis
#

just what I needed to see before bed

distant ember
#

Time for glyphid

#

egg omlet

timid raven
#

I prefer Soft Boiled glyphid Eggs
The crunchy outside goes nicely with the soft insides

robust iris
#

^

#

Just like mama dwarf used to make!

#

Someday I wish to grow a beard as long as hers

sturdy inlet
#

Dwarves don’t have mother’s, they just pop out of cracks in the ground

robust iris
#

exactly!
My ma' was a dirt chunk wall with a crack in it

#

I grew up to be a driller and now I'm destroying all my relatives

molten cedar
thin kindle
#

leaf lover's special sounds pretty good

molten cedar
#

No leaf loving!

storm zenith
#

One day,
the truth will be told,
that leaves are pretty rad

#

👀

timber seal
#

Shut the fuck up elf

#

lmao

ornate breach
#

Leaf loving is an unforgivable, permanent brand of shame in these parts.

storm zenith
#

yeah

#

looks more badass as well

ornate breach
storm zenith
#

all it needs is some anti-leaf lover impact text

odd storm
#

Your drinking privileges hand them over

sturdy inlet
#

I need it for my lady's drinking

keen gust
sage coyote
#

reminder that you shouldn't drink leaf lovers as beer, because it is only there to sober you up enough to pass management's inspections.

#

it is not beer, it is an objectively (except for the taste) better hangover concoction

plain wolf
#

Just drink Blackout Stout, problem solved.

rotund comet
#

The only cure for a hangover

#

Is more booze

#

What kind of leaf lover bull**** are you spouting about curing hangovers with that swill!?

late cargo
#

Thanks to great Dwarvern medical technology, artificial livers can now take twice the abuse

ornate breach
amber creek
#

nah

#

i like other shot more

#

besides text is too smoll

#

and u can't read it w/o expanding video to full screen

#

besides, it'll be cool af if somebody 'll actually voice it

ornate breach
#

My editing stuff is garbage, lmao.

#

Can't edit the text at all and the effect options are inconsistent af.

timid raven
loud nebula
#

Hmmmm

#

Dwarfs wearing kilts👀

#

How to make manly dwarfs even more manly

buoyant badger
#

Why is this so true?

loud nebula
#

Y e s

thin kindle
#

next class

#

hunting horn dwarf

#

with buffs based on bagpipe inputs

#

different songs for different effects

grim sonnet
#

just give all dwarves a basket hilted scottish broad sword like mad jacks and set them loose in the caves

novel fulcrum
#

@timid raven You mean, after you repair it? Because before it acts like a Warhammer empire marine and after is like in the picture

jaunty spoke
#

I'd spend money for a support class. A medic, a skald, a beer dispenser I don't know...

timber seal
marble solar
waxen tendon
#

When karl comes back and sees the leaf lover’s special on the menu

compact ice
#

Raid added to deep rock

Karls rescue

clever latch
#

No joke a Vip search and rescue mission would be dope

timid raven
#

We should find his bones and use them as halloween decoration

clever latch
#

Prob as a variant of the salvage mode

compact ice
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Id be cool if there was a raid like mission where you need to transport a medical transport kind of bay to karls location n get him in, protect the bay as a specialized pod would come down to pick it up n later the other dwarfs once karl has been picked up

distant ember
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Escort doesn't fun imo

compact ice
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For some it is arka

rocky talon
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No no wait, its a thing where 2 team members gotta lug around the pod while the others fight a swarm

rotund comet
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Or, alternatively, its a walker that occasionally breaks down and needs to be smacked with a hammer

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They really need to invest in some better equipment :P

rocky talon
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2 mollys taped together with a nedbay thing on top

rotund comet
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.... yes

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All the yes

rain pagoda
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hes.... tooo ... angry .... to DIE

marsh river
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😂 nice

vernal plover
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and then 1 melee hit with vampire

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and he's fine

distant ember
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you call throwing c4 around a mining technique?

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hey as long as it works

marsh river
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What do you mean? I never pickaxe gold...

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I just wish I had more c4. Because either I have a lot of useless little ones or big but only 2

distant ember
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@compact ice call me ark my guy

marble solar
distant ember
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bad wojack meme

marble solar
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"Like all true ninjas, I main explosive weapons" - Civvie11

raw rapids
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it's not that far off though, Ninja were the first group in japan to adopt widespread use of firearms

marble solar
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and people scorned the ninjas in Godfrey Ho movies for using guns lmao

quaint tinsel
fluid ridge
quaint tinsel
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His death was greatly exaggerated

distant ember
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We were lied to

obtuse beacon
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He did try to solo two hazard 11 dreadnoughts (at the same time) and left his guns on the space rig

brisk elbow
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You didn't even tell about how he downed 7 blackout stouts before-hand.

obtuse beacon
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But that’s normal

gleaming lodge
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pretty sure it was 7 barrels of blackout stouts

obtuse beacon
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Now that’s our Karl

brisk elbow
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He then kicked every single one of those barrels into the pod, too. Even full ones so he could keep drinking on the mission.

gleaming lodge
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can't risk getting thirsty during the trip

brisk elbow
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"This is thoisty work."

gleaming lodge
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karl had special access to brewery M.U.L.E

obtuse beacon
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I demand travel mugs

marble solar
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Karl once took out a two week vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as the Islands.

brisk elbow
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Travel mugs are dumb, get those beer-hats with the straw.

thick thunder
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^

gleaming lodge
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O2 mission but instead of oxygen it's beer on molly

obtuse beacon
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Yes

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Dangerously sober.

brisk elbow
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If you have a travel mug, and someone salutes, you'll be put in a bad situation: Drop your beer (dishonorary) or not salute (also dishonorary).

obtuse beacon
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Chug beer first

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Then salute

placid kraken
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scout: leaves behind teammates disgracefully and escapes to make the mission a success
also scout at the mission success screen:

distant ember
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Leave no dwarf behind e-e

static oasis
distant ember
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Yes

fierce matrix
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Look, I don't even main scout and I can tell you that's the right option

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Particularly on higher hazards

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I'd rather the scout abandon the rest of us and complete the mission alone than die with the rest of us, so we all have to redo a half-hour mission

fair rampart
storm zenith
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more like 5, lol

pliant sundial
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wait

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why did the image got deleted?*

velvet dune
gleaming lodge
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nice

velvet dune
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i meant to upload

pliant sundial
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ah it's back up