Let me know what you think
#drg-memes-no-talk
urban kettle
fervent kiln
that's a really good clip in the end, right after the "outrun a bullet"
waxen tendon
That was pretty good haha
fervent kiln
I'd like to have the dwarf to "talk" themself, but don't think it's possible at this time...
abstract mulch
Ok so carpet bomber is literally just "There's a swarm of about 50 things there, not anymore"
dry trout
"You see that Swarm over there? What swarm."
storm zenith
"Alright, I've got an idea."
"Shoot it."
"What if we had the Thunderhead Autocannon..."
"Yeah?"
"...but it was better at dealing with swarms."
"..."
"Like, 100 times better."
"Deal."
abstract mulch
Dats the gud shit
distant ember
carpet bomber and AC in general is crap for direct damage but detonates swarms with obscene splash damage
true dat
not good to take for eliminations but holy heck can it mulch anything else
I boomstick juggernauts on solo
It's fun
distant ember
I haven't gotten OCs yet
distant ember
I'm still stuck in the paddling pool
I wanna get the OC that makes the boomstick a force-a-nature
remote yew
man you want to know about mulching? Just start shooting a praetor in the face with the leadstorm OC
timid raven
abstract mulch
I had a bunch of jellies spawn to try and get me
You know normal haz5 jelly swarm amounts
Hit them with one fucking shell from the AC
Killed all but 2
And like they were decently spread out still approaching me
cosmic prawn
So I see the no Diggy Diggy Hole reposts.. but what if it's a genuinely good rock cover?
abstract mulch
Fairly certain that's been posted a bunch
cosmic prawn
Probably
abstract mulch
Metal is just rock but metal
trail sentinel
No diggy at all
abstract mulch
Diggy diggy hole? I let the pod do that for me
timid raven
Frag me again, bitch
I dare you! I Double
Dare you Motherfucker!
fading falcon
When you delete a post for a better post.
That one person who noticed your old terrible post
static oasis
dry trout
static oasis
š§
dry trout
No u
fading falcon
nah
rocky talon
y'know, after seeing the downvote is named "to the bone", it makes me wonder if there's this horrible dangerous glyphid hive called "the bone", and anyone who's a pointy eared leaf lover just gets sent there on a minimule mission
rocky talon
"to the bone with you leaf lover!"
fading falcon
wait
aren't these special types of glyphids that require the supercharged pickaxe considered "the bone"
(super charged sprinkler machine event btw)
timid raven
Ebonite Glyphids Are Stored In "The Bone"
rocky talon
you only escape "the bone" if you overcome being a pointy eared leaf lover
otherwise, you'll remain part of "the bone"
forever
fading falcon
Karl created "The bone" for the safety of his team to capture the Ebonite Glyphids long enough for his team to escape.
Sadly "The bone" has been damaged and Ebionites have been escaping.
But, we send leaf lovers down there to repair and return the lost Ebionites.
Peace be upon him.
rocky talon
we must also always refer to "the bone" in quotation marks, because it was karl who originally said it, and we must quote him every time we mention "the bone"
distant ember
Ah, don't for get to end every time you speak his name with "peace be upon him"
rocky talon
yes of course, but unfortunatly your post has been voted to be from a pointy eared leaf lover, and as such. You're going to "the bone"
fading falcon
oh well
timid raven
We must Squish bugs in honor of Karl į“¾įµįµį¶įµ įµįµ įµįµįµāæ Ź°į¶¦įµ
fading falcon
Ehhh.
rocky talon
better dwarf up, or you'll be claimed by "the bone"
fading falcon
I can go down to the "The bone"
distant ember
Go in the bone, auto bone
fading falcon
cough cough I still have some overcharged pickaxe canisters cough cough
COUGH COUGH
rocky talon
he didn't quote it, that's an extra day in "the bone" for you pal
fading falcon
COUGH COUGH COUGH c4 was what really killed karl COUGH COUGH COUGH
rocky talon
pfft
distant ember
timid raven
Someone make a compilation of drillers killing their team with C4 and Use Entry of the gladiators as background music
remote yew
whenever somebody accuses you of something just say "yes.", they literally can't refute you
remote yew
i literally can't refute you
timid raven
Sir you've been accused of 15 counts of kicking barrels into the launch tube, what do you have to say for yourself?
...
Y e s
distant ember
Its that ez
slim gust
Can you imagine in the next update, Mission Control superglued and bolted all the barrels into the floor so you can't kick em
cosmic galleon
Wat do with minerals
timid raven
Sell them to fund expeditions to find Karl's Remains
urban kettle
@cosmic galleon you must not be forging very many matrix cores because I'm the same level and have way less minerals and credits across the board.
cosmic galleon
I selectively forge. I have a boatload in my list
urban kettle
I forge every single one I get my hands on. My forge mastery is like level 25ish.
urban kettle
Gotta get that freebie every five cores, you know?
hazy urchin
i personaly dont care what i forge because im trying to continue getting the new cosmetics from forge level'ups
cosmic galleon
I'm one of those loser tryhards who doesn't care about cosmetics
hazy urchin
the only cool cosmetic ive gotten is grim spector for my driller
cosmic galleon
I wear the supporter armor and corporate helm for every character
hazy urchin
if i ever do that, its because im being bored and trying to make a doom slayer loadout because i got angry at something so i just use the corporate helm because thats the closest thing i can find that resembles doom slayer
hazy urchin
well you could try unlocking explosive powder overclock for scout's shotgun and just recreate deep rock galactic's air force
ive seen it done before
it was epic
hazy urchin
Engineer Fat boy Overclock + relic skin for Engineers grenade launcher= "Holy Seige Mortar Of Karl's Smite" Build????
[This message was brought to you by the suggesting driller]
timid raven
Die like your
Mother Did!
hazy urchin
(Not my image)- me when i have a blank matrix core but i havn't encountered a single machine for 10 games now
distant ember
Me when I got a matrix core for the holiday assignment and got a skin for a gun I rarely use
timid raven
Mods Are Sleeping, Send Beard Pics
trail sentinel
timid raven
Oh GoD oH FuCk
distant ember
@timid raven
hazy urchin
cheer's to those who have found the new Easter egg location!
timid raven
distant ember
That windmill beard probably has a ton of gel in it, I wouldnāt want that in my beard.
small snow
cinder stone
timid raven
craggy hazel
kick the baby
timid raven
Put the baby in the oven, also known as the magma core
trail sentinel
timid raven
distant ember
no
undone ginkgo
rain pagoda
i found this but i honestly cant find a good response to go with it. Mainly just put this here as fuel for someone xD
robust plume
What even is that
marble solar
When the Engineer's Lure grenade wears out
slim gust
Lmao
boreal coyote
Tru
placid kraken
or when you pass out at the jukebox
idle sparrow
dawn imp
I have go to deep dive
And it is 900 meter deep
How could I suppose to dig upward to the surface like that?
ashen pebble
Glyphids face when snow starts speaking Finnish in Glacial Strata
untold current
@sage roost i had to laugh way too much about the iron man meme!
raw rapids
Neponen, I apreciate that meme, thank you for spreading positivity with a meme :3
rocky talon
When you want to get some dessert, but management mishears you, and sends you to the desert caves instead
cosmic sigil
I hate sand. It's dirty and gritty and gets everywhere
placid kraken
the last thing you see before you die is
š you have unlocked an extra perk
slot for DRILLER
gleaming prism
Why is that mission control in the middle
urban kettle
Haven't you ever heard of a "Lucky Pierre"?
gleaming prism
No
marble solar
I don't doubt Mission Control could and would kick the crew's butts when he's finally had enough
He just chooses not to
abstract mulch
Mission control is like a really beefy guy vs a skinny twig of a person and the twig is being a dickhead
He could snap him in half but doesn't
distant ember
mission control must remain professional
utilizing a PHD in kicking ass is unprofessional aboard the space rig
red fable
what we dont realize is that mission control is full of DRG's elite crew members who can kick a praetorian through many walls
abstract mulch
See everyone thinks karl died in the caves, but it was all a distraction
Management gave karl a promotion and now he's hangs with the big wigs
late prairie
but what if... mission control was karl all along?
wicked bronze
Karl was actually the previous version of the mule. But actually good, unlike Molly.
late prairie
lies and slander, he could never be forced into such a demeaning position
wicked bronze
That's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.
short nymph
demeaning
You say that like carrying everything molly does AND killing whole swarms of bugs somehow makes him a lesser dwarf?
wicked bronze
I mean, there's no proof in the game that he was actually a dwarf.
cosmic sigil
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
wicked bronze
Because it's an amusing if rather implausible theory.
untold current
It would kinda explain why he sounds so annoyed sometimes mindblown
sage roost
Another one! Short and simple, hope you guys like it! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1962757837&fileuploadsuccess=1
late prairie
But yeah, that's why mission control is so annoyed when you do anything that makes you look dumb
Also, I was implying that if he was take the role of molly, it would hold him back from his full potential
He's made for better things
timid raven
Me when scout won't use flares
fading falcon
Me when i get a compressed gold 
timber seal
mmm yello ronks
fading falcon
dry trout
cosmic sigil
timid raven
abstract mulch
When scout doesn't use flares and it's cave leech cluster
cosmic sigil
Angery
brisk elbow
hidden sail
abstract mulch
Rocks come in many types such as crunchy, creamy, and clear
dry trout
**C R E A M Y R O C K **
timid raven
If a rock's color suddenly changes to bright magenta, it means W e ' r e r i c h
timid raven
Forbidden Red sugar
abstract mulch
s h i m y
gleaming lodge
spicy water
timid raven
Yes
abstract mulch
timid raven
abstract mulch
We're making the drg power rangers is what we're doing
fading falcon
"WE'RE RICH!"
timid raven
š„ 
ĆĆšš
gleaming lodge
wat
abstract mulch
pobfer fsh
Having a machine event spawn on a point extraction be like "Why is there so much minerals here"
fading falcon
"Deep in the Dense biozone we see 2 loot bugs feasting on a puffer fish unlucky enough to travel to another planet."
abstract mulch
"ohno"
dry trout
that sounds like something out of the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
timid raven
Trapatacti are just pufferfish plants
abstract mulch
p l a n t area
timid raven
Now that's a rock bottom i'm trynna hit
timid raven
Management doesn't let me
fading falcon
just do it down on a mission they cant stop you
timid raven
they say it's "inappropriate" and "unprofessional"
fading falcon
oh
trail sentinel
abstract mulch
Management said attachment to inanimate objects causes depression in workers upon loss of it
fading falcon
ignores the mod who just posted a stare in chat
just uhh
use the ebonites that spawn down there
abstract mulch
When we getting penguins for the frosty zone of coldness
dry trout
yis
timid raven
Glyphid penguins that slide around, we need em
abstract mulch
Lootbug penguin
You gotta get it's baby back and not throw it off a cliff to get the star morkite
Exactly
And when a swarm happens it cries really loud
timid raven
Me when i catch it
timid raven
abstract mulch
Lava penguin for lava zone
abstract mulch
Oooo brainwave, herd of wooly isopods for the glacial strata
grim sonnet
timid raven
somber owl
How i imagine exploders look like when they sneak up on unsuspecting dwarfs
velvet oriole
remote yew
oh so you say that you like mining eh? Alright, name every mineral
abstract mulch
the only mineral you need
timid raven
Copies The entire wikipedia page
gilded pecan
Steamed Swams
indigo cedar
Ah Mission Control, I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable EDD.
velvet oar
mumbles
timid raven
cunning crown
so annoying ._.
timid raven
remote yew
the absolute state of dwarven engineering
distant ember
why driller always go more fast than scout lol
timid raven
š¤ 
Ready to blow!
š„
I'm Down! Dwarf Down!
dry trout
I I I
I I I _
red idol
when you start the mission by pressing 4 for flare gun, aiming up out of the drop pod and spam clicking m1
but then you realise you're playing driller and just blew up your entire team
timid raven
Dude what the fuck
idle rock
then you jump down a pit trying to get sugar
timid raven
This is the wierd shit i make at 4am
craggy nest
I wish that we could edit a text file with all the possible mission name words
But the missions are made by Ghost Ship so my dreams are crushed
timid raven
if we could i would immediately rename all of the names with
M a g n u m
trail sentinel
grave shard
Gavlan Wheel Gavlan Deel
timid raven
What if sometimes a dwarf forgets their pickaxe and just rips a pipe from the drop pod and you have to use it as your pickaxe for the rest of the level
dawn imp
Me as a driller: Ah I am a lazy fuck
#Trying to dig minerals with the drill
Fuck it doesn't work
Never mind fuck it, let's use C4
#Put a C4
Walking away and triggered the bomb
The whole team is nearby
Me: WhY ThE FuCk a fUcKiNg dRiLl cAn'T MiNe mInErAlS?????
timid raven
If a flying drone with spoons for mining equipment can mine why can't industrial fucking drills
distant ember
cuz drg programmers have doo doo heads
teal ibex
dawn imp
craggy hazel
when you
timber niche
WE ALL GO HOME OR NOBODY GOES HOME
narrow hill
I need to learn how to make videos, so I can make a meme that gets me banned
fervent kiln
you won't be a real troll without being banned at least once?
narrow hill
But I only make do it to make myself laugh
fervent kiln
at least you'd be living up to your name eh?
queen smelt
when the driller decides to drill right beneath you, throw a c4 charge
and click detonate
red fable
my instinctual reaction to seeeing a bulk detonator 3 inches from my face
obsidian root
BARFIGHT
fervent kiln
I believe you're thinking of Krogans...
distant ember
id headbutt a krogan untill there was nothing but a butt left
fervent kiln
now you're thinking like a dwarf
distant ember
The ability to headbutt would be a neat feature
It stuns you but does a decent amount of damage
icy blaze
rare chance for it to occur when power attacking
distant ember
Is that already a thing?
icy blaze
no
distant ember
Ah.
rocky talon
We need a pickaxe skin that makes it just a fist
marble solar
Just make it invisible
That way you hit things with your fist in the mining animation
vast pasture
Punch those minerals
But then youād have to punch a lootbug
š¦
Open hand slap a loot bug and then it explain explodes
marble solar
Those who are despicable enough to kill lootbugs now don't give a hoot I expect
Remember, = 
old whale
>DRG has retained 21% of its all time peak for longer then vermintide which has only retained 4%```lel
vast pasture
Lol
static oasis
pets lootbug before it pops
young berry
I told a dude who hadn't experienced the update yet and told him he can pet lootbugs now, he petted one and it blew up, he forgot he had the lootbug perk on and thought petting it killed it
distant ember
lol
abstract mulch
lmao
thorn lake
where's that from @old whale?
distant ember
if I had to guess an anonymous hacker from 4chan may be referring to data in steam charts
old whale
4chan vg
dry trout
a nani moose
thorn lake
Thanks! 
old whale
dry trout
What the beard did you just say to me
abstract mulch
Send that elf to the pit
little lantern
One way ticket to hoxxes incoming
brisk elbow
Take this leaf-lover to the Shield Disruption-Volatile Guts-Point Extraction-Magma Core mission
novel fulcrum
@brisk elbow H5 Mactera Swarm, Egg Collection.
brisk elbow
No, Shield Disruption is way worse than mactera swarm.
novel fulcrum
I doubt that
Mactera shot takes 100% shield + 20% HP on H5
so that's a solely shield disruption
brisk elbow
Alright. Let's let everyone viewing this vote for what's worse. š¦ for mactera plague, and š”ļø for disruption.
hot shadow
But you can just shoot the mactera
You canāt shoot shield disruption
Iāve tried
novel fulcrum
Yes, but at least shield disruption doesn't spawn every N-minutes in a pack of 20-25 of them
brisk elbow
Driller's mactera killer upgrade thing helps.
hot shadow
I guess not everyone is a god tier gamer like us @brisk elbow
novel fulcrum
Engineer with 5.5 40mm nade helps, not subata lol
brisk elbow
I also suck at the game. I think. Friends make it easier. Especially when I can just hide behind the gunner.
hot shadow
All you gotta do is move and they canāt hit you
small heron
Shield Disruption is much easier than it used to be as long as you aren't in a place with lots of environmental hazards. You get bonus health and more red sugar spawns.
novel fulcrum
^
brisk elbow
That's why the Magma Core was tossed in to make the mission worse.
short nymph
Berserker Vampire lets you recoup lots of minor damage on Shield disruption from the extra health
novel fulcrum
Try Magma Core + Mactera Swarm
small heron
And yeah, the bonus health means Berserker scales better too
novel fulcrum
I wanna see how you all die when there is few fissures
novel fulcrum
Obviously we are talking about different game then
dry trout
More memes
hot shadow
Sure
novel fulcrum
Its a #meme-discussion
dry trout
novel fulcrum
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my breachcutterā¦ and even my L.U.R.Eā¦ even my sticky flames."
deep crater
"The beard I've lost... the Karl I've lost... won't stop hurting."
idle sparrow
Mission control i am already a demon
soft yacht
What in Karl's name did you just bloody say about me, you little elf? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cave Crawlers and I've been involved in numerous elite deep dives, and I have over 300 confirmed hunks of gold. I am trained in bug warfare and I'm the top sniper in all of Deep Rock. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Karl-forsaken asteroid, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the comms? Think again, humanlet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the corporation and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my beard. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Deep Rock and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the space rig, you little cave leech. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bug pheromones all over you and you will drown in them. You're praetorian lunch, kiddo.
willow plaza
Oh
red idol
I hate Mactera Plague more not because it's harder but its just obnoxious
young berry
sniper
but dwarves don't use sights
abstract mulch
They use focus shot
late prairie
I'm sorry I'm late, but parasites is worse than both of those imo
prisma flicker
Parasites are just annoying
distant ember
Parasites are a very minor inconvenience
late prairie
Maybe it's just because I'm better at dodging mactera than dealing with parasites
distant ember
macteras are freaking stromtroopers lol
late prairie
as long as you move, they can't hit you, unless you walk in a straight line towards or away from them
short nymph
turret/crspr deal with parasites just fine
late prairie
I always run gunner or scout
short nymph
or auto cannon
late prairie
Yeah, but I can never tell anyone about my usage of the autocannon because they'll start giving me shit over it
short nymph
Eh, unless you refuse to use Carpet Bomber despite having it, they got nothing
late prairie
I use neurotoxin payload, I doubt anyone could find that redeemable
short nymph
yup, that earns the shit givings
late prairie
well joy then
short nymph
you war criminal
fierce matrix
Are you implying that neurotoxin AC isn't a meme
late prairie
I think I'll just leave entirely, I haven't felt welcome here since I joined
short nymph
The madman actually did it, and I thought #drg-memes-no-talk was for memeing
dry trout
the madman
trail sentinel
You guys were in here having an actual conversation about the game, there's been little to no memeing for a bit.
dawn path
I'll fix this
distant ember
yeah memes only or else you get sent to the mines
dawn path
When the bulk detonator ends your team 10 feet from the drop pod:
https://gyazo.com/f2aecfa4744e336dd9c924af85637680
dry trout
oh thats fuckin cursed
dawn path
novel fulcrum
what the hell is that
trail sentinel
Too bad that guy left, he missed out on this masterpiece
native radish
I've literally had a bulk det spawn under the fucking orbital relay on a haz 5 salvage mission
dawn path
I should stop staying up till 3 AM making shitposts
safe ore
I once had a lava geiser right under the mining platform, so we'd get burned by each deposit
fierce matrix
C4 it
dawn path
you can destroy them with a satchel charge
fierce matrix
Or have someone suicide mine it, you can just pick them right back up
safe ore
Well i never knew that so thank tou
dawn path
Swings a charged pickaxe at the lava geiser
"FOR KARL!"
fierce matrix
Or better yet, C4 it while another team member is trying to pick up the guy who suicide-mined it
distant ember
biggest brain: just c4 your team at random
they will enjoy a short dirt nap to destress
fierce matrix
And then you gotta do it again to help em destress from all that built up stress of wondering if/when you were going to C4 them again
dawn path
distant ember
Any explosive destroys geisers, even bulldog explosive rounds
It takes time that way though
Better to toss a cluster nade inside
distant ember
Thing is, i avoid iron will
timber seal
death
celest radish
I am become death, destroyer of deep dives
distant ember
Destroyer of dorfs fits better
static oasis
dorfstroyah
celest radish
I am become elf, destroyer of absolutely nothing because elves suck
dawn path
Dont make me repost the cursed animation
hidden sail
Lover of leafs.
abstract mulch
If gannondorf worked for deep rock he's be called gannondwarf
Thank you I'll be here all week
rocky talon
hmmm, alright you aren't going to "the bone", but you're on thin ice pal
timid raven
I Just found out "The bone" is inside the moon
abstract mulch
That's amazing
distant ember
He usually plays gunner, uses Mk II heavy armor paired with dark skin snd red hair. On point š
Tfw i haven't actually talked to these people yet i kinda know them well
hexed jackal
mossy walrus
When you and the bois are in the pod on the way to next mission, scout is missing for obvious reason:
abstract mulch
Idk anything about jojo
mossy walrus
it's pretty damn good even if you do not like anime usually.
art style is much more similar to western, but still very detailed like anime usually
hexed jackal
Try like two episodes in the middle of any given series
If you like them, go back and start from the beginning so you can get the story.
Thatās probably the best way to tell if youāll like it.
mossy walrus
me: came for the memes, stayed for the story
potent quail
like any other western media isnt full of plotholes as well
plain wolf
JoJo can feel tedious at times, though.
'Cause they talk all the time.
Finished part 3 the other day and man, did it feel way longer than it was.
hexed jackal
Stardust Crusaders part 1, or all of Stardust Crusaders?
I donāt remember them chatting it up that much, actually. I know that there are some times where it can get a bit slow between battles, though.
rocky talon
part 2 is the best part in my opinion
timber seal
JoJo is okay
oak basin
Did yāall hear about part 6 getting animated?
hexed jackal
Stone Ocean hype
Iām still tilted that āGolden Windā caught on and āVento Aureoā didnāt.
distant ember
Jojo is one of the best
The poses in part 1 and part 2 were hilarious
And I'm going through stardust crusaders rn
plain wolf
Replace "wizard" with "dwarf" and yeah, that's pretty much DRG in a nutshell.
static oasis
hippity hoppity, your meme is now my property
plain wolf
"We don't recommend Hazard 5 on your first playthrough-"
Scout, running from 3 Praetorians and 12 exploders with no ammo and 2 HP: "Fuck you, I'm a dwarf!"
modern obsidian
static oasis
OOH! we need a meme of "die, trash" with bebby Yoda
wraith citrus
Most excellent šÆ š
novel fulcrum
@static oasis Btw, spoiler, that baby is not Yoda, 95% its actually a baby OF Yoda.
Yoda + Yaddle defines some stuff
worldly escarp
It's obviously a skywalker
static oasis
mmmm, I think that the vernacular name of the meme is "baby yoda"
near bay
worldly escarp
it's baby you
novel fulcrum
Fast Fact: Driller is not a scout, nothing is driller but driller
distant ember
@plain wolf behold: I have no editing skills
red fable
ya know i just noticed
the drop pod bares an uncanny resemblance to a specific drop pod pattern from 40k
idle rock
careful it's like beetlejuice. you talk a little about them, they copyright your ass
red fable
well, i guess its not that similar
this things designed to launch at ships
and its got guns and treads
rocky talon
well it's also designed to dig across and through the ground
ivory pulsar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/663092090527285248/Untitled_5_2160p_2.mp4 This has probably been posted here before, but someone sent me this in another discord and it is hilarious
if you get the reference
pastel quartz
As far as DRG/JoJo comparisons go, Scout is def Joseph rather than an Aztec God of Fitness.
||he knows the Joestar Secret Technique||
urban kettle
It's gonna have to be demoman, yeah
God I wish you could mix the beanie with the eyepatch
dry trout
or you know Pyro along with Drillers ease of "Friendly Fire"
oak basin
@urban kettle
For meet the Driller, the closest thing you could do is use the audio from Meet the Pyro. Then again you need someone to be Spy...and whatās the Pyrovision gonna look like?
Iāll just let you handle it.
vernal abyss
āAlert! A glyphid grunt is in the base!ā
urban kettle
@oak basin exactly. Driller is the one reason it has taken me this long to make these. I was trying to figure out what to do with him.
I finally settled on Demoman, since it both demonstrates the drinking aspect of the game, and the whole Driller's satchel charge schtick.
oak basin
Alright. For the moments where Demoman was drinking, you gotta have Driller putting away an Abyss Bar drink. But NOT a Leaf Loverās.
urban kettle
I already have all those shots, don't worry
And for the "black Scottish cyclops" scene, he's on the floor.
dusky bough
urban kettle
I sure hope the devs enjoy these, if they ever watch them. I did sorta kinda use their company logo without permission at the end.
regal condor
Actually, we need a good sfm-content for DRG.
There are many variations for a short-films.
For example, an atmospheric short-film with main idea "Leave no dwarf behind!"
urban kettle
@regal condor you mean like this?
Speaking of, the devs left a comment on that, so it's possible they will see the others too.
regal condor
May be. You know, with a spirit of bravery, brutality, fellowship of the Ring etc.
Scene were a one dwarf carries his wounded pal, and others covers their back, for example.
urban kettle
Can you import DRG models into SFM?
I have absolutely no experience working with Source Film Maker, but I'm sure someone in here would be down to do it
regal condor
Dunno, man. I don't know how to use SFM)
potent quail
should ask the people who make sfm porn
they have the most experience with importing models
rotund lotus
stOp
distant ember
hoh
vast pasture
Hooh
distant ember
hoooh
trail sentinel
noh
quaint badge
dawn imp
Jacob in real life(???)
eager oar
dawn imp
gleaming prism
@urban kettle that is so cursed
distant ember
Jacob is not real spread the word
turbid wren
I will just leave this here, do with it as you will.
mossy walrus
Driller would approve of this
dawn imp
God that is exactly what I have done in game
plain wolf
Done that a time or two as Engineer.
"Wellp, I'm already dead. Might as well nuke myself."
distant ember
Do that around Red sugar and then you've got yourself a nuke heal
little lantern
Done that with cluster grenades
native birch
dry trout
Hes a little slow, but he figured it out
distant ember
Give him a cookie
little lantern
i mean, the dwarfs kinda have pointy ears too
dry trout
blasphemy
plain wolf
They do, though.
But they're also all pretty fat and call each other "fat lards" fairly often.
vernal blade
The #1 thing that's always bothered me about the game, the ears
plain wolf
The ears?
vernal blade
Tis why I hide 'em under the helm
plain wolf
Not those ridiculous wax lips they have? :V
cosmic sigil
I'm too busy mining to be looking at ears all day
dry trout
plain wolf
So I photoshoppped wax lips onto the Driller and you can't tell a difference except the color. :V
dry trout
lol
static oasis
š± š® šµ šø
dawn imp
Capturelip.LLiPs
static oasis
Ah, the flags, are LI PS
dry trout
loud nebula
those who are weighted down by their G O L D
placid stone
abstract mulch
I like mk2 armor cause it looks like a walking tonk
nova wharf
dry trout
You just arent turtlley enough for the Turtle club
amber creek
Huh, u call Elfs knife eared leaf lovers, but ya'll are knife eared too š¤
dry trout
no, you see, we have small ears. Not long like Knives
ivory pulsar
The walking tank
Where are you going to put all your ammo when all the space is taken Up by turtle shell armor plates
I bet you have to give up sandwich space
amber creek
ceramic armor plates over exoskeleton > tank like armor
dry trout
But you see, that is where the simplicity of the design comes into play, it protects my sandwiches by moving them inside rather than carrying them outside, where a slasher could slice it and ruin it
unkempt basin
However sandwiches on the inside run the risk of getting sweaty, especially if youāre in a magma core mission.
dry trout
Who said they dont have their own compartment that is sealed and climate controlled? like the rest of our suits
unkempt basin
Management isnāt nice enough to give that to the miners and you know it
dry trout
I payed for it, and i will put whatever i want in my suit!
dry trout
a good dwarf knows when to balance money with beers and Beards
unkempt basin
Iām a simple man, all I need is a few ziplocks for snacks, a thick bushy beard, a pint and enough ammo to fight a small army
ivory pulsar
Rumor has it the corporate marine helmet has a built in sandwich plate
unkempt basin
It also has auto feeding beer tubes
distant ember
imagine not optimizing for sandwich space
with proper sandwich space optimization sandwich time can be anytime
ivory pulsar
You are allowed to wear the light Mk1 armor only if you also have the great pappyās helmet
And you get bonus points for using the M1000 with that set
WWI dwarf time
abstract mulch
"I remember the trenches"
static oasis
and drillers took less hit to break ground with their pickaxes and we respected them!
loud nebula
how about the dwarves eat the sandwiches before they yeet themselves into the planet?
static oasis
what if you get The Runs?
cosmic sigil
I remember back in my day drillers blew us up with C4 and we enjoyed it
ivory pulsar
āWhen I joined the Corp we didnāt have any fancy overclocks or LMG mk2s.ā
āAll we had were pickaxes and a rock, and we had to share the rock!ā
distant ember
Okay boomer
cosmic sigil
Rock and stone
distant ember
pre-mission drinking time and pod-launching time are mutually exclusive to sandwich time greenbeard
cosmic sigil
Sometimes I put my sandwich underneath the seat thinking I can eat it on the way out, but then I realise they're different drop pods
ivory pulsar
When old dwarf was in his prime the M1000 was the newest weapon around
And it had half the ammo of todayās models!
potent sky
When you just get done saying "no dwarf left behind" and your team leaves you to die
dry trout
Ok management
abstract mulch
Okie dokie management
ivory pulsar
Manager is not a boomer
He is just a retired miner who lost both his legs
And was relegated to mission control duty
dry trout
Ok Mission Control
distant ember
ok, barrel kicker
dry trout
Cant see it cause i need Imigur account 0/10
dry trout
worn ibex
ty for the compliment :3
abstract mulch
Bruh
brisk elbow
vivid fable
"Dwarf-kun, my wings are flapping on their own!"
cosmic sigil
Me at the Abyss Bar buying the third Glyphid Slammer in a row
abstract mulch
@vivid fable
placid temple
"Dwarf-kun, don't pet me there!"
cosmic sigil
Halt
celest radish
This is not what Karl would have wanted
fierce cobalt
Karl didn't die for this
abstract mulch
Karl would not approve of this
vivid fable
Loot bug: "Dwarf-kun, if you pet me in my special spot I'll give you more than gold ;3"
cosmic sigil
Nein
worn ibex
don't worry, i've already paid management a fine
cosmic sigil
Molly when you keep calling it around the cave
worn ibex
and still suffered the consequences
brisk elbow
Molly so sick of our shit that she goes through the resupply pod hole to the escape pod.
cosmic sigil
I once had a quick escape because our driller drilled so quick to the drop pod that Molly just followed us to the escape pod
brisk elbow
Heck yes
worn ibex
Once you play the game for a while, you just kinda sense what cavern the drop pod will be in, and start drilling there before the button has been pressed :p
cosmic sigil
I tried going to where I thought the drop pod was going to be before I called it, but then I had to turn around because it dropped in where I was before I moved
brisk elbow
Is there any way to actually 100% tell where the pod is gonna go?
static oasis
it's been a very long time since I saw loot raptors
iron canyon
are they even legal
brisk elbow
Who cares if Loot Raptors are legal or not, people want em'.
queen kettle
iron canyon
Leaf lovers?
distant ember
THIS PLACE CRAWLS SIR
rigid ocean
ITS AFRAID
static oasis
abstract mulch
Loot raptor coming to steal your memes
static oasis
dry trout
Aw Lord he comin!
static oasis
<this lootraptor is chonky>
iron canyon
He chomnk
brisk elbow
when you break the christmas decorations*
potent sky
Fax
spare cedar
ivory pulsar
DROP PODS LANDING
MINE HEAD IS UNDER SIEGE, UNDER LOCKDOWN
GLYPHID SWARMS ABOUT TO MUNCH HAIRY DWARF BUTTS
vast pasture
Scout
abstract mulch
18 suited up dwarves in the caves at rock ranch
urban kettle
18 picks wanting to be polished
distant ember
Management has invited 8 Deep Rock Dwarves
timid raven
Me with a fatman when i see scout has used his pheromones
gleaming prism
Management "don't name the robots"
Me
novel fulcrum
When I see engineer with fatman:
"Sorry that meant to be a private game"
timid raven
Boscat
gleaming prism
That's posted on twitter by the official borderlands account btw
gleaming prism
Alien Fossil (29m)
vocal gate
ā
novel fulcrum
More like...
Alien Fossil (2m)
SCOUT
ivory pulsar
imagine not using satchel charges to mine pearls and jadiz and stuff
distant ember
rock and stone!! š¤
remote yew
pearls and jadiz are a waste of a satchel charge. Use them on gold viens instead
dry trout
rocky talon
shadow scroll
hoary pike
idle rock
scout out here looking like hes gonna ask some small girls if they want to explode
civic veldt
oak basin
Caption this:
dry trout
When molly is lagging behind
static oasis
when bulkito spawns while salvage or blackbox
wraith trail
Dwarf attempting to be friendly.
snow finch
This man
odd needle
you know what only one dwarf has a beard starting out and that is scout driller clean gunner clean and engi has a big ol mustache
what kinda bull to the highest of shits is that
ivory pulsar
gunner kept himself shaved after the incident with his minigun
never grew out a beard after that
vast pasture
Well
Gunner did have a beard
But the rotary gun ripped it clean off
Remember to wear a beard net when dealing with spinning equipment
š
quaint tinsel
hmmm
potent sky
request to make bosco a dog with a jetpack
it would be very red pilled
the pub scout when there is a hint of danger
cosmic sigil
When #drg-memes-no-talk is talking about cubes again
distant ember
dry trout
cosmic sigil
narrow hill
cosmic sigil
dry trout
Hold up
cosmic sigil
Fun Fact: Frogs are attracted to nitra, which is why it costs 80 nitra per resupply
Management doesn't want you to know this, but it's free to take the maggots out of Hoxxes IV. I have 546 maggots in my crew quarters
trail sentinel
@hot jay don't post things like that, this is a SFW server
hot jay
@trail sentinel my bad I was in the wrong chat, didn't pay attention, sorry
distant ember
@cosmic sigil
don't say that too loud, management will take them
distant ember
šļø
rose carbon
cosmic flume
y e e e e e e e e t
rose carbon
Oh yeah, I wonder how they'll work
And if stuff like vampirism or iron will are gonna survive
marble solar
Remember in Duke3D when you could activate your mighty foot with the tilde key?
DRG needs that more than ever
thin kindle
thats pretty genius actually
the best games are those where you can manually kick shit
see: dark messiah of might and magic
and F.E.A.R
It would add an unprecedented amount of innovation in the barrel kicking meta
mission control wouldnt know what hit him (or the barrels)
torn raft
Hmmm mission control
Im trying to dig up minerals
But my beard is dummy thicc
And the rustling of my whiskers keeps alerting the glyphids
slim gust
Is that why I get swarms every 2 seconds in egg hunt
dawn imp
I finally know why I like to be driller
It is not because I can drill stuffs
Also not bombing others
It is because when I grab anything outside drillers, it must things to kill
Better than others I have to spent a second to think how the fuck this thing works.
loud nebula
Plus others love you when you drill a hole towards the droppod with often 3minutes left to spare
boreal coyote
^as a driller main, it's my favorite part of a mission
wicked bronze
Sime of my most memorable missions have been because of the mad dash to the drop pod at the end of the game. Drilling there just isn't as fun.
cosmic sigil
It's fun for me drilling there because my drills overheat quite often and the other three get some time to kill things
thorn lake
Drilling: The original plan B.
unkempt basin
Plan Z is everyone standing on a driller charge while the scout zips to the drop pod
thorn lake
What if we added... C4 jumping?
turbid wren
Generally if you're R50+ you've had more than enough time to be a vet at the game, after that if you haven't learned, you ain't gonna learn.
Also c4 jump yes plz
rotund lotus
pickaxe climbing
molten zinc
if you can make gl jumping as a default feature it would be so much fun
but also busted as hell
turbid wren
https://i.imgur.com/EnsG6US.mp4 Driller screaming valiantly when he has C4 out on Iron Will needs to be obligatory.
cosmic sigil
The C4 nearly kills you, but then you fall to the ground and die
rocky talon
The dwarves and bet-C
cosmic sigil
dry trout
abstract mulch
rocky talon
abstract mulch
dry trout
abstract mulch
Revenge of the lootbug
dry trout
Hey, you can start a religion with that!
robust iris
Rocket Jumping
pickaxe climbing
what about a jetpack
except the fuel is something you can only get from lootbugs
abstract mulch
What about a dwarf with the ability to throw other dwarves
dry trout
Chaotic good
abstract mulch
"Quick yeet the scout at the dread"
"what"
yeets
abstract mulch
Makes sense, driller would have some jacked arms after carrying those titanium drills everywhere
Thou gunner is probably just as jacked so he could do it too
robust iris
Driller is fuckin massive
abstract mulch
s w o l
uncut bobcat
Drilled and gunner are jacked and yet somehow Engie always carries the team :^)
robust iris
oof
robust iris
just stack every dwarf atop each other's shoulders and have the one on the ground ride a turret set up on molly
Ultimate killing machine
abstract mulch
Rnd's first attempt to make the tower event
"What if we just had a really tall stack of miners"
"And gave them guns and sandwiches"
uncut bobcat
Pretty sure thatās a cold hard fact
rocky talon
What if a special secondary for gunner or driller was some kind of dwarf yeeter? Or maybe the engi gets the option to have turret replaced by a dwarf yeeting device he can build
robust iris
slingshot
very large slingshot
but that would also defeat the purpose of scout's grapple
and his usefulness
rocky talon
Well then maybe driller gets a linear yeeting device to replace his zipline
fluid geyser
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/emu5cv/stop_shooting_me_ya_pointyeared_leaflover/
robust iris
š
uneven cradle
somber owl
Spicy
fair rampart
His claws kinda look like yellow peppers
scarlet elbow
Umm, guys ? Why is the lootbug standing upright !?! OH SH-
urban kettle
@split sleet
small snow
Feelsbadman
raw rapids
better than 3 salvages
torn raft
minecraft
"And we mine, mine, mine!
'til the morning light
Digging, crafting, carrying up the ores
Smelting at the forge"
remote yew
i kind of wish we had a minecraft like mission type, something where having a driller is extremely important. Maybe just an ore which isnt a solid mass that takes more time to dig but can be dug easily by a driller or a satchel chage
distant ember
valuable minerals that are not hidden behind only a foot of rock would be nice
small snow
They are easy yes
But i hate them
Id rather have like 3 PE
I hope we get some more mission types in the future
vernal plover
Mining missions are fun cause they can't be cucked by big explody boy
New missions types 2nd quarter of the year I think they wrote
fierce matrix
I still want a payload-esque mission
Where you have to carry a bomb to a glyphid nest
Defend it while it arms
Then run away before it blows
remote yew
escort missions are pretty divisive last i checked
fierce matrix
Not an escort mission, like the 'push the payload' you find in so many other games
vernal plover
overwatch-esque
fierce matrix
The bomb is a large object, like a battery or aquarq
remote yew
vs mission where you face off against another mining team from the vile competetor company "Deep Stone Universal"
fierce matrix
That you have to drag around till you find the nest
torn raft
THE CART IS NOT MOVING, GENTLEMEN
signal shard
torn raft
robust iris
Damn leaf lovers
abstract mulch
@small snow you're gonna be diggy diggy digging yourself into a stupor at that rate
small snow
whatcha mean
waxen thicket
distant ember
When the hammer falls you pick it up and get back to work, ya leaf lovers!
drifting token
Yeah, management says we arenāt payed by the hour, letās get back to it, the minerals wonāt mine themselves
slim sluice
@sonic quarry @regal condor
urban kettle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx6lMwMyznI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5bw_48PUa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYqaYX1ebNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqOFabGPT0I
Meet the whole team!
Glad they're all finally done.
dry trout
gleaming prism
These videos are good
brisk elbow
Meet the director mission control
loud nebula
what kind of pointy leaf lover crap is this?
brisk elbow
It's for making films to show how horrible and garbage elves are.
glossy wadi
elf ears are for making necklaces, silly
sullen veldt
authoritarian left: I die a little inside every time I have to kill a loot bug.
authoritarian right: You shouldn't eat precious minerals; it will get you killed.
libertarian left: I killed a loot bug, and I'm not so proud about it.
libertarian right: DIE LIKE YOUR MOTHER DID!
abstract mulch
molly when she screws you over by getting her AI stuck in a loop on the way back to the drop pod
abstract mulch
The bulk that just spawned next to the pod as you're trash talking how easy the game is
dry trout
fading falcon
When you find compressed gold and 3 bitter gems
marble solar
Coming soon to the Abyss Bar: Complimentary snack
red fable
the Praetorian when it sees me getting ready to swing my pick
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457210583318659083/665352099839737887/rhxu2ztqnz601.mp4
Skull crusher intensifies
urban kettle
Born to mine, forced to deposit.
urban kettle
For Honor WISHES they had dwarves.
gleaming lodge
If only, at least vikings have dwarf weapons
marble solar
loud nebula
"What, you egg
He stabs him"
~shakepear