Or else you break shit
#drg-memes-no-talk
urban kettle
remote yew
breaking shit can be fun every once and a while
but since this would be modding support from scratch there is potential of trying something different, like only allowing modding on a different version of the game or using a different server system
probably as a last thing after the game is essentially done in like, three years or something
lyric olive
@red fable thank you for posting that it actually make me lol
grizzled tree
abstract mulch
Mod loot bugs to be anime and yell baka when you pet them
dry trout
The first day we get mods someone, SOMEONE is going to make all the dwarves into anime girls
placid kraken
or worse
hexed turtle
does it get worse?
cobalt saddle
The dwarves take their armor off.
abstract mulch
Now I gotta see anime scout getting leeched just so I can be disappointed in humanity
placid kraken
by worse i meant the most despicable thing known to dwarfkind
pointy eared leaf lovers
urban kettle
loud nebula
but on the other hand...
GOOD OLD DWARVEN ARMOUR!!!!!
none of this modern shite
but the awesome looking plate armour together with chainmail
brisk elbow
Remember to dig all the way to granite at 11:59PM, so that way, you can only go up on at the start of a new year
crystal rose
Spin-off game where you're a group of elves saving Hoxxes creatures from extinction at the hands of a Dwarf-run megacorporation
plain wolf
"Be on your guard, men! The dwarves are approaching with heavy equipment. Get your defenses set up!"
everyone hand-cuffs themselves to a Deeptora Hive
dry trout
everyone gets stung profusely
plain wolf
"Hold your grou-OUCH-ground! They've al-OW-almost changed their-OW-minds!"
gleaming lodge
dwarf minigun spins up
plain wolf
And they were all crushed by a Dwarf bulldozer, the end.
dry trout
plain wolf
Being crushed like this earns you credits for your dwarven characters.
brisk elbow
Gameplay revolves around trying to avoid the mental pain from dwarven insults
plain wolf
Dodge insults and/or grenades.
Your team-mates revive you by removing the iron-clad boots from your bum-cave.
Or as dwarves call it, "arse".
brisk elbow
Nah, they revive you by trying to convince you to get up so you can have some nice leaf-lover tea when this is over.
static oasis
I know, Dating Sim Visual Novel :3ç
plain wolf
Barrel is the best route.
I've joked about trying to draw a "Glyphid-chan" before.
"What are you?"
"I'm a Glyphid!"
"No, I mean, are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I'm a Grunt!"
"No no, what's in your pants?"
"Teeth! :D"
So speaking of memes, by chance has anyone here encountered a "Doug Dimmadorf"?
crystal rose
No. But that's great
plain wolf
Doug Dimmadorf, owner of the Deep Rock Dimmadome.
||He's actually a friend of mine, I was just curious how many here had seen him and got the joke.||
cosmic sigil
Hi, I'm Doug Dimmadwarf, owner of the Deep Rock Galactic Dimmadimmadome Deep Dimma Doug Dimma Dougs Deep Dome Dimma Doug Doug Dome Dimmadome
crystal rose
I wanna make my Dwarves look like TF2 characters now. But I'm sure that's been done, and none of them have beards anyway
plain wolf
I was thinking about making one that looked like Yosemite Sam and call him "Rooty-Tooty Short-N-Shooty".
If you want to make dwarves look like they're from TF2, just put the most ridiculous hat you can find on them.
brisk elbow
I've seen Dougue dimadwarf once before
pastel quartz
"Dimma-damn, it's a dimma-detonator! We're dimma-done for!"
cosmic sigil
timid raven
Eggs before they get thrown into the minehead and shredded
cosmic sigil
When do we get this drop pod?
lyric olive
Mission Control: Seatbelts everyone!
Scout:Please let this be a normal mining mission!
Everyone else: With the MC? No way!
Scout: Awww!
cosmic sigil
Mine time
lyric olive
Dropping into Hoxxes, you're relaxed an feeln' good
Next thing that you know, you're seein' a dreadnaught in the neighborhood?!
Surfin' on a sand vent,
swingin' through the caves
Take a left at the bug intestines,
Take your second right past the gold veins
craggy spade
Something went very wrong, here.
trail sentinel
He's just chillin' with the bros, knockin' back a cold one.
lyric olive
His gut is squished
trail sentinel
||also that's not really a meme, more appropriate for #drg-gallery ||
lyric olive
I want to make more drg memes but I dont have access to a computer that can make one
For the next two weeks
Aahhhhug
timid raven
Where were u when Karl die
I was at Abyss Bar Drinking Beer When Mission Control Say
Karl Is Kill
"No"
dry trout
But who was phone?
timid raven
Mission control is phone
narrow hill
Karl was a dwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY BUGS"
timid raven
but karl not listen
ornate root
got 99 cubes but a ____________ ain't one
dry trout
"Got 99 cubes but a Detonator ain't one"
dry trout
i wonder if the kyoob is really edible
timid raven
Strange Thing
dry trout
smells like... asphalt?
timid raven
tarmac
dry trout
what really is the difference anyway?
urban kettle
Asphalt is for cars, tarmac is for planes.
ornate root
its probably a trademarked type of asphalt
dry trout
When a detonator spawns but you got Cryocannon in Glacial
timid raven
Sad Detonator Noises
What Defines A Dwarf?
The Beard?
The Height?
The Crippling Addiction For Alcohol?
The Burning Hatred For Leaf Lovers?
I Must Have Answers
trail sentinel
timid raven
🙌
lyric olive
I did it. I made a meme using a mobile app. It was the most painful experience I ever had
trail sentinel
👌
pastel quartz
Mission Control at the start of an egg hunt mission:
marble solar
Vine check?
timid raven
Vine Check!
Yoink
cosmic sigil
The vine yoinketh then yeeteth the dwarf away
trail sentinel
Vines are friendly, leeches aren't vines
marble solar
I think Yual mixed them up and we just rolled with it
timid raven
Exactly
grave torrent
timid raven
That's what leaf lovers get
red fable
gaunt breach
Oho that’s a steal with no credits 👀
cyan birch
when driller ignores the tunnel to escape pod and makes his own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQvcZdwAwc
wanton aurora
distant ember
abstract mulch
Incorrect, the scout hasn't been leeched
fair dock
candid siren
abstract mulch
"We're rich"
pastel quartz
We're rich!
sturdy inlet
We're rich
brisk elbow
We're rich!
gleaming lodge
We're rich!
upper kernel
goddamnit
sturdy inlet
you broke the line, no bacon for you
plain wolf
I still remember the time Doug Dimmadorf got yanked out of the drop-pod by a cave leech before it even landed.
Good times, good times...
lyric olive
I've noticed that my meme has a scout and therefor doesn't make much sense. Lets just assume he failed to get the grapple hook out in time
sturdy inlet
what meme
lyric olive
Just a little scroll up
sturdy inlet
you made that on mobile???
lyric olive
Mobile image manipulation sucks
sturdy inlet
gj fam, it looks pretty good ngl
dry trout
No no it's perfect as is, in my case anyway. Grapple somewhere then immediately fall
rotund lotus
keep this chat to DRG related memes pls
viral spade
Ok
remote yew
only because you said pls
sand geode
\
humble abyss
we're rich
shy zenith
We're rich!
dry trout
Rich, We are.
brisk elbow
quasi yacht
hashtag grabber
dry trout
the pain really is real
fair dock
repost from gallery?
brisk elbow
Oh, oof. Didn't know it was there.
wicked sable
dry trout
i love that Cactus juice
gleaming prism
@brisk elbow That's great
meager hedge
Blacklock Lager is just knockoff Cactus Juice
nimble tundra
drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya
copper rampart
distant ember
True scout doesnt need teams
grave torrent
Reeeeeeeee
fair dock
Who needs scouts when you can just unstable plasma shot the hell out of minerals on walls
grave torrent
Scout is a nice failsafe still
fair dock
"What is that gold vein in a hard to reach place you are talking about? I see only a perfectly spherical hole and a bunch of gold chunks on the floor"
distant ember
still down the hole as I see
Scout are the best class cauz they got the High ground.
craggy hazel
grave torrent
: angry heavy noise :
brisk elbow
(Upset Driller noises)
dry trout
Loads Thunderhead with Malicious intent
abstract mulch
Meanwhile, in the hall of gunners, they laugh at puny other classes and their inability to manage 700-900 kills without resupplying like 4 times
distant ember
loads Boomstick with even more Malicious intent
grave torrent
Stick grenade onto scout's face
abstract mulch
Who needs a flamethrower when you've got incendiary grenades
Who needs a plg when you've got cluster grenades
grave torrent
Impact panic: 400%
abstract mulch
Who needs to be revived oh shit they all need revived quick throw shields on them
grave torrent
Effective against dwarves
abstract mulch
Scouts not throwing phero on the gunner while he shields to draw agro is a very sad and wasted opportunity to simultaneously be the smartest scout alive and also the biggest jackass alive
Since phero outlasts shield
distant ember
two words, cryo grenade.
abstract mulch
Yee but, cryo cannon exists
distant ember
Oneshooting everything that fly. and make all your next attack ignore the armor of ennemies, even oppressor
brisk elbow
I sure love fire-extinguishing a naerdotacditjcaectirepjac breeder.
abstract mulch
Yee me too except I use bullets instead of fpe
Very effective especially against roes
distant ember
and I use 1. cryo grenade.
abstract mulch
Which misses and freezes a bunch of grunts
distant ember
you guys miss?
abstract mulch
No cause I don't play scout
distant ember
urban kettle
Ever tried firing a fat boy at a praetorian across the cave but a mactera flies right in front of you as you pull the trigger and you promptly nuke your entire team?
grave torrent
Prox trigger big gay
abstract mulch
It do be like that sometimes
crystal rose
Putting down my turret so it covers 80% of the room and then the swarm just crawls along the wall behind it
brisk elbow
This is where Repellent helps.
timid raven
Repellent: Exists
Glyphids: 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗚𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗚
junior charm
Eighteen hairy dwarves in the space rig at deep rock
One sentry gun ready to be built
One loot bug ready to be killed
Dwarves in the drop pod at deep rock
On their knees wanting to drink red rock
Deep rock really rocks
Credit to @plain raven
plain raven
thank u
timid raven
I Can't believe People are decorating for Christmas This early in the year
wraith burrow
A sign of preparedness, clearly the work of an engineer.
timid raven
I'm gonna burn it all
scarlet elbow
Driller Noises
timid raven
And replace it with halloween decor
serene orchid
break the bulbs until launch bay gets radon gassed
timid raven
Oh Ok i guess i'll just perish
loud nebula
dwarfs that do that are pointy earlovers
timid raven
E a r l o v e r s
distant ember
loud nebula
hecc
sacred zephyr
when the cave leech tries to get at you but you see it
strange jasper
New hobby: Playing Deep Rock drunk and/or making my dwarf drink 4 Glyphid Slammers before a mission.
marble solar
Still surprised they didn't add an achievement for completing a mission while drunk
Make one for Glacial Strata and call it Piste out of your head
fringe tusk
That name has some excellent meme potential.
gilded pecan
timid raven
I'm Down! x4
little lantern
now we know that the radioactive zone is not natural
its where the fatboy overclock was developed
plain wolf
"Re-heating sandwiches in the breakroom microwave? Oooh, you better believe that's a nukin'."
brisk elbow
loud nebula
few seconds later: I AM DOWN!!!
pastel quartz
When someone actually orders a Leaf Lover's Special at the bar:
dawn path
So it turns out a Leaf Lover's Special still isn't strong enough to conquer a Blackout Stout
terse knoll
terse knoll
Gimli is a walking miracle of expression.
pure mountain
I agree
harsh wraith
pure mountain
we need more incomprehensible noises
harsh wraith
We need those but in missions
I do like how when you throw a large object your dwarf grunts
plain wolf
"Unkarr's BALLS, this is 'eavy!"
clever patio
When you're one of those leaf lover ''parcifists'' trying to catch a swarmer
distant ember
what would the achievment's name be for completing haz5 without ressuplies or downs while drunk
haughty quartz
"Karl would be Proud"
distant ember
that's already an achievment
ah yes, that moment when a web spitter hits you right after you miss a melee hit on the exploder boi in the middle of the field full of explody flowers
haughty quartz
haughty quartz
I saw that edit, sneaky dwarf.
distant ember
that's the point
crystal rose
Now I feel like a real Engineer
remote yew
dwarven engineering excedes all others, in places where a humie or elven bridge may fall a dwarven bridge stands strong
zinc relic
and smooth
remote yew
just blew up my entire team with a driller charge
first time for everything i suppose
we all had max iron will so we all died
exotic gulch
distant ember
get "Karl Would Be Proud" acheievement but it doesn't retroactively give you those achievements for hazards 4 and 3
brisk elbow
Which sucks.
haughty quartz
The silver lining here is that, if you can get it on Haz5, it's just a bit more grinding to get it on Haz4 and Haz3.
You did the hard part already!
civic ocean
I had to do an EDD twice to get the Achievement, so count yourself lucky
Which to most people isn't an issue, but I'm a potato 🥔
vast pasture
wooden portal
brisk elbow
Getting those no ammo no down achieves are kinda easy. Just go in a morkite mining mission that won't need much morkite, min your stuff as fast as you can, and get the hell out as fast as you can.
distant ember
hush
golden spade
you could also play solo scout on PE and grapple through the game with bosco
remote yew
buy morkite brew and go scout, rush to the end
cosmic flume
gotta do this one first
crystal rose
If the first level you had to do was point extraction this game would’ve floundered 10 updates ago
dark prawn
I know it’s blasphemy to remove shrek, but you replace him with an image of a bulk detonator and you get what happens in a bunker when one spawns. https://youtu.be/wZTUXoL5byo
static oasis
dry trout
shell zenith
lyric olive
Repost time.
narrow hill
I always press E first to give it false security
safe ore
I do it to ask for forgiveness before bashing his fucking skull in
brisk elbow
vast pasture
the last thing a loot bug sees
distant ember
I don't even kill lootbugs anymore
I just zipline to pet them
I just wanna pet everything
I wanna pet silicate harvesters, just the space squids a little head pat
abstract mulch
I put variable amounts of bullets into harvesters cause screw them
Stupid squidward looking idiots
Naneocyte cruisers thou, now that's a badass ride
timid raven
Pffft Who needs Guns when you can float on a Naedocyte
pastel quartz
Naedocyte shockers: screw you and your ability to move around!
Naedocyte breeders: ATTACK, MY MINIONS!
Naedocyte cruisers: any of y'all need a L I F T
meager hedge
Cruisers exude chillness. They just wanna float around
Works well, too. I imagine way more Breeders and Shockers die than Cruisers
stark yoke
me and my bro getting ready for deep dive 😏 🙃
distant ember
oak moat
I found this book in japanese book store...
lyric olive
Harvesters have gotten me killed by clipping into me. I kill them if they are in my working area.
distant ember
the only purpose of harvesters is to have 4 gunners sit on them and rain fire on everything around it
crystal rose
I haven't tried this yet. Can you put a turret on a harvester?
grave shard
It'll just float midair once it moves away
distant ember
honestly they should add collision to turrets
in terms of them grabbing onto objects
sterile summit
god please yes
crystal rose
*crevasse opens underneath turret
makes R2D2 noise as it falls down*
sterile summit
wall-e 2
it’s just betc
chilling
with 4 turrets on it
chilling as well
or even better, 8
crystal rose
God putting the turrets on Molly would be hilarious. Or a lootbug
sterile summit
drop pod just leaves with sentries chilling in it
remote yew
imagine an overclock for the sentry which gives you 4 mini sentries
now imagine a full team of mini sentry engies
thats a lot of sentries, play that on point extraction and thats a total of 18 sentries on the map
distant ember
you can already get 8 and that's a lot
tulip raft
The overclock drastically reduces the amount of ammo the sentries have but it quadriples the amount of sentries you can have
So with the upgrade to have two
Engi can have 8 sentries.
distant ember
remote yew
its like that bosco swarm video but on the ground
timid raven
I would like to see 27 boscos crawling towards me at mach 5
rotund lotus
@oak moat is that book actually about DRG or they just stole the pics from the wiki?
I have been fooled, it's just some Japanese book template
old whale
distant ember
vacation days are worse
marble solar
Honestly it's quite the boon when companies let you have Saturdays off nowadays
novel fulcrum
@rotund lotus Happens to a lot of moderators
rotund lotus
was that meant to be an awkward joke btw?
cosmic sigil
Shoot I've been deemed unfunny
distant ember
it's in relation to deep rock management who doesn't care if gunner doesn't feel well today
oak basin
When I see two Bulk Detonators in a Salvage Mission:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3B1hEU7_U&feature=share
distant ember
Me looking for thoses damn leech cave with my new mk1000 . (2019 Circa colorized)
little lantern
i see you have the overclock were instead of relaoding you just throw the weapon away and grab a new one
distant ember
No time to reload on Haz 5.
ivory sundial
ah yeah, the tediore overclock
remote yew
the double pew pew guns or even that mediorcre egie sub machine gun could really use such a thing
shrewd hare
desert inlet
April fools day, DRG gameplay is switched to players as bugs and OP NPCs as the dwarves
distant ember
Just make all the bugs look like pointy-eared leaf lovers
abstract mulch
Make the lootbugs fight back
lootbug retaliating against a dwarf after being pet to many times - 2020 colorized
little lantern
lootbug queen attacks dwarfs
dry trout
sassy lootbug
prime current
sass and stitches
crystal rose
Lootbug drops a grenade instead of loot
sly pollen
lost sorrel
Dwarf kills lootbug: Cluster grenade falls to the floor Dwarf: o no
desert matrix
brisk elbow
Standing too close to it gets loot-bug acid on you.
remote yew
ya now everybody has cool looking and heavily decorated beards
crystal rose
Yeah?
pastel prawn
my engineer looks like some sort of deranged metalhead biker
cosmic sigil
Lootbug drops a C4
distant ember
https://youtu.be/uBhKhotCLTI literally have no idea where to put this, but i guess this counts. I made a bad video...
dry trout
bruh
brisk elbow
Damn, I should've known about that.
cosmic sigil
I've got a meme that could be DRG related but I don't have photoshop skills so I was wondering if any of y'all could do it
swift flame
I can do it tomorrow, maybe later tonight
That also reminds me. I need to get better screenshots of barrels
late prairie
timid raven
Petting the loot bug causes the bulk to slowly crawl out of the lootbug like a butterfly getting out of its cocoon
abstract mulch
Game theory, is lootbug a baby bulk before pupating
timid raven
Cuts lootbug before it's ready
Red liquid flows everywhere
Bust out yer mugs boys
remote yew
accidentally whacking the lootbug with a standard pickaxe blow instead of petting it causes a ghost bulk to spawn
red fable
lootbugs that spawn bulks eh? must mean they are explosive! Lobs a lootbug at a Dreadnought
brisk elbow
Ghosts wouldn't be so bad if Molly's dumbass didn't walk through it to get to you.
loud nebula
dwarves
i was thinking about the guy that hates barrels
how many dwarves has he seen fallen, eaten, burned, frozen, exploded, taken away by monsters and more horrors by sending them off into the planet?
crystal rose
You mean mission control?
distant ember
oh boy, that hand strafe flick, a fellow source engine man of culture I see
verbal sierra
ebon mortar
So I asked my friend to draw a deeprock meme for me and decided to share it with y'all
fierce matrix
I don't get it
ebon mortar
Friend got bulk'd at the last deep dive mission some weeks ago
So we had to leave him behind
idle rock
is there a reference to some kind hidden in there ?
crystal rose
Bulk Detonators are like the single biggest x-factor ever added to the game. They can significantly change how a run goes.
As for this, it's just a bunch of dumb references, like Jojo and (I assume) Kung Fu Panda
ebon mortar
Correct
ornate breach
The secret technique.
vale stirrup
Hopefully there is cross platform play with this new XBOX Port
sage coyote
@distant ember you could probably shave off some time if you skip the first few platforms and use the gravity generator to jump to the higher areas
plain wolf
I've done that before.
Fell off a platform, we were all late getting back because no driller and rough terrain.
Bulk spawned.
Built turret.
"Go on, guys."
Pulled out shotgun.
Fought to the death.
Because rock and stone.
swift flame
jagged sparrow
drifting token
When you decide to stay behind and fend off the two bulk detonators while your brothers make a run for the pod https://youtu.be/CPRBLOKC5G4
distant ember
@drifting token can relate
scarlet bison
Aloen swarm is based
Alright?
Don' you dare trashralk it
Its ooorfags first game on steam
hexed jackal
I think I had a stroke reading that entire last message
untold cipher
urban kettle
Bro how do you get lost in a cave? Just follow the guide.
dry trout
Nice
remote yew
what
cosmic sigil
Noice
idle rock
nice
iron canyon
chrome oak
verbal blade
distant ember
@chrome oak angery bread.
remote yew
i have done nothing but seed this mineral rich rock with mutant bread for the past 2 days
distant ember
@remote yew write that on your CV.
hexed jackal
I am angered that you screencapped the entire mineral trade bar, uploaded it somewhere else, and then copy and pasted the link here
distant ember
Elephants rounds be like
crystal rose
To be fair, a Dwarf in power armor's about all I could imagine firing that and keeping their arm afterwords
timid raven
We need a beard with a glyphid mouth on it that occasionally screams
distant ember
@timid raven or just go on a haz 5 swarmer swarm. you gonna have some hidding inside yours
timid raven
Why is my beard bleeding
distant ember
I CANT FEEL MY BEARD! HELP!!
timid raven
𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙁 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉!
distant ember
Mine better
cosmic flume
But this one's real
distant ember
mine too
wind briar
here's one for you
marble solar
Have another
brisk wasp
Awesome
wild quest
loud nebula
burn him
slim gust
Gonna throw that in the Vermintide server brb
prime current
Vermintide players don't like drg?
remote yew
i have scarcely heard anything amazing about vermintide
rigid ocean
Its shit.
Devs always ruin it
"Hey this game is good" - Update - "This game is no longer good"
Add that they take half a year between patches and that if they actually fix anything
remote yew
im glad i found this place
ill say ive had many terrible glitches in this game over these months and pretty much all of them that cant be blamed on my boomer computer have been fixed
marble solar
Virgintide: Only has one Dwarf
Chad Rock Galactic: Has multiple dwarves
I think it's clear why it succeeded
narrow hill
I've heard Vermintide 2 balance has changed multiple times after release, but Vermintide 1 was solid
trail sentinel
regal condor
DRG actually is a good game, especially for an early access. Of course, it need a more content, but still.
narrow hill
I didnt buy V2 though, so I go by hearsay
marble solar
New content can wait a bit until I have some more overclocks under my belt
rocky talon
new content can wait until I can manage to access a deep dive lmao
fierce matrix
I'd just settle for more rooms and stuff in cave-gen
narrow hill
It's ok, just remind the devs when they can start coding new stuff. 😦
novel fulcrum
Is this memes channel?
remote yew
this game will be complete when there is a radioactive bulk reskin for the radioactive exclusion zone
narrow hill
novel fulcrum
@remote yew That's kinda not the best idea. Radiation is not equivalent to explosion damage he does
remote yew
in:drg-memes
slim gust
If anyone wants to know why Vermintide is the worst coop game, feel free to ping me
Its god awful
fading falcon
@slim gust
slim gust
But the fact that I still hope for it is worse
@fading falcon gather round children
👏
Hear the tale of wasted time and a shite engine
But it'll actually have to wait since I'm playing DRG
The superior dwarf game
slim gust
Ok fine
Where do I even start
The Devs themselves have no proper communication with themselves on the inside nor on the outside so it's a constant struggle to even know what's happening at all. The so called community manager (he got given the role but all he does is post announcements in their steam page and ignore questions in the Discord)
They've lied openly about so many things
Dedicated servers being one of them
gleaming lodge
no pvp being another
rigid ocean
They have announced PvP when they have been saying for years that they would never do that
fading falcon
laughs in driller c4
slim gust
They blame Microsoft and their QA team instead of the fact that they should have admitted they have a god awful game engine that sucks way too much CPU power
They basically abandoned the console ports all of 2019
And only released their 2.0 that brought so many controversial changes
slim gust
You know what's funny, they actual fixed combat. All the weapons were useful for once. And then they added some cheap stagger mechanic so shield weapons was the new meta
rigid ocean
Modders fixing their own game but they refusing to put the mods in the game, so you have to play the modded realm with no players available and no progression.
Due to how they made it the "whitelist" of mods, everyupdate broke everything
Taking literal months to whitelist a mod that was whitelisted before
fading falcon
slim gust
Me and @gaunt thistle put some fucking hours into that game I tell you
rigid ocean
FatShark is a terrible devteam, they had something great and all they did was destroy it further and further.
I also know, I have 1kh
fading falcon
they should just make the game open to people for mods and just leave the shit hole
gaunt thistle
I don’t think games Workshop would like that much
But then the devs of space hulk tactics abandoned that game
gleaming lodge
what nelodante said is precisely exact, i've got over 800 hours too
rigid ocean
Nope, they dont.
Vermintide 1 was done better than 2. Except that at certain point (1.8) they destroyed the game for "balance reasons"
slim gust
Fatshark took the mmo version of content where getting 500 of some rare item is worth some cheap ass ugly cosmetic that's just a reskin
rigid ocean
What instead it did, was add broken ass mechanics that would allow for one shotting bosses and the likes with no aiming required.
Deleting all difficulty of the game but hey "its fun" right
Then after breaking such a fantastic game, tehy did Vermintide 2 which was a complete mess with all that was already said.
slim gust
Then they've got the fucking fanboys that call people like me trolls and haters for complaining in the server
gaunt thistle
V2 was fun
slim gust
I've actually been put in the Naughty Corner of the Fatshark discord only like an hour ago
gaunt thistle
But like
When your game has so many problems and bugs
And you don’t update it on a platform for about 5 months
Because you wanted to make sure the expansion came out perfectly
And then it comes out like a pile of steaming dung
gleaming lodge
hey uh i just noticed we're trashing fatshark but shouldn't we not do it here?
gaunt thistle
Alright
scarlet elbow
Wait, that's illegal.
cosmic sigil
🤔
fallen heart
abstract mulch
He traded hot drills and a flame thrower for a hot minigun and incendiaries
grave shard
Absolutely terrible
vernal plover
More ways to kill my team?
Take my morkite
abstract mulch
Imagine driller trying to team kill you at the end of the mission to be an ass, this post was made by the ironwill gunner gang
crystal rose
How'd I do?
onyx siren
Lol
crystal rose
crystal rose
God now I can't get the thought out of my head of the MC guy breathing a sigh of relief once the Dwarves are gone, heading to the bar with a tablet and doing his briefs from there
abstract mulch
"Alright team you're going after eggs this time, be sure to explore everywhere in the cave btw and also it's not a big rush to get back so hang around and have some red sugar or something"
"finally some peace and quiet"
crystal rose
“Finally I can put the barrels back where they’re supposed to be randomly strewn about the place”
rain pagoda
red fable
rapid tapping noise approaching, Gunner charges in and dropkicks a pile of barrels across the lobby "YEET!"
pure mountain
that's what happens when dwarves don't get in the drop pod while the rest of the team is leaving
distant ember
@scarlet elbow you can dig a tunnel if you have enought bullets.
scarlet elbow
@distant ember That's what I call a pro-gamer move
1000IQ Engie stop cap fuel cell strat
remote yew
what would an anti-gamer move look like?
safe ore
Bunker and cowering in fear from the bugs = Leaflover
Fighting every bug with your bare fists and making it out alive = Dwarven Chad
static oasis
bulk saying "I'm about to finish this guy whole carrier".jpg
safe ore
Exceptions can be made for deep dives
noble falcon
Only did that in the 1st EDD for xb since Lethal enemies affected macteras and youd get 1 tapped. Also game crashed more than you blinked
timid raven
distant ember
wraith burrow
timid raven
I have created something truly wretched
crystal rose
static oasis
distant ember
static oasis
slim gust
Dummy thicc
Although I feel really bad for hitting them coz they sound like kittens or some shit
crystal rose
You know that video about roombas that scream when they hit stuff?
...I need to learn how to mod soundfiles
boreal coyote
Lol
cosmic flume
Have it so loot bugs go 'aw fok, I can't believe ya don dis' when they die
narrow hill
I want to slap that and see the waves
static oasis
wiggly wiggles
crystal rose
I really wanna see an emote of that crying lootbug now
vocal gate
young pagoda
dry trout
static oasis
dry trout
crystal rose
hardy saddle
remote yew
me when i spawn in on a bulk
crystal rose
ancient grotto
dawn path
4 dwarf miners and 4 goblin claim-jumpers
valid python
4 dwarves 4 elves
distant ember
Floor? Where?
dawn imp
IDK let's dig upward to the hoxxes surface to find the real floor
distant ember
Bruh 48 engineers
dawn imp
LoL
distant ember
The Garrison
dawn imp
48 scouts
*A lot of people flying everywhere like a fucking mess
icy blaze
there isn't anything to steal
timid raven
We're Down!
icy blaze
enable my meme theft
dawn imp
timid raven
Meme thieves get the radon
distant ember
you can probably do that on DD
cause you can stack like 700 nitra
to have enough fuel
dawn imp
🤔
I will try it after the exam F
But what will happen should be there is no real surface for the hoxxes in the map
distant ember
I mean, it won't work 100%, but I am curious how the game is intended to stop you from going too far
dawn imp
😂
dawn imp
Oh yeah
You should able to see the space if it is not deep enough
distant ember
I mean, it makes sense
dawn imp
100 meters isnt that deep
distant ember
cause the ground just falls from the sides when it digs
the cave collapses on itself
cuz no support
dawn imp
Then it should make a hole
distant ember
but it shouldn't look like a perfectly smooth ceiling
dawn imp
You are still able to see
The sky on hoxxes lol
Well whatever I will still try to dig to the surface
distant ember
also, uh, how the fuck does the droppod leave if it doesn't have any drills on top??????
dawn imp
dawn imp
Magic
Quantum physics but the technology isn't relevent to quantum stuff, it just sounds very future
distant ember
Molly be like when getting to the droppod:
Ah yes. Enslaved levitation.
these animations are not even that hard to do, devs are lazy af
ornate breach
They actually use the harvested power of Karl to pull up drop pods. That is why every dwarf revels in his name, because he is the reason that they come back. Those fuel cells are just decoys that management use to hide the truth.
The truth is out there, so is the gold.```
distant ember
you can literally just use the normal fucking walking animation to climb the droppod and then use the sitting animation to make it like disappear into the droppod
dawn imp
Well what I could say is
Gane does not have real physics
Just the drop pod launch back, the velocity isn't proportional to acceleration
So yeah
dawn imp
Maybe the rocket is so fucking future that negative velocity exist in the real world and as values
Or hoxxes core is a fucking gigantic magnet that the rocket can launch by the magnetic field
ornate breach
I bet you the way that the fuel cells are charged is the Monsters Inc. way, it gains energy from the screams of dwarves, which is why we have to be so close to it.
dawn imp
Also one thing
Why hoxxes has differnt gravity in different atmosphere situation?
Gas doesn't effect gravity lol.
*That is why game does not has real world physics
distant ember
well
we are being sent into different parts of hoxxes
and like, since it's a massive asteroid thingy
the gravitation there is wonky
craggy canopy
ashen pebble
No mule left behind
loud nebula
Think about all the poor sentries left behind in order to defend the dwarves, seeing the only way to get home launch into space, without you, the sentry, but you have to keep firing at the evil bugs
trail sentinel
noble falcon
Lets not get hasty now
Molly can carry a bigger load
And can be used to reach higher areas
And can give you a ride almist anywhere
remote yew
they are designed for teams where the team splits in two at the start, which would explain why they die 1000s of times more often than single molly crews
loud nebula
aha
red idol
gleaming prism
@dawn imp when you load into a level you can see that Hoxxes has violently exploded into multiple chunks
This would be wack to walk in
dawn imp
LoL
safe ore
Was that suposed to be a gif?
gleaming lodge
i don't think so, probably just something to give sekiro players PTSD
rigid ocean
The meme is thinking that cave senses is useful
storm zenith
Imagine not looking up
calm crow
urban kettle
imagine getting snagged by a cave leech you couldn't see or hear because a swarm was eating your toes off
gleaming prism
Since perks became a thing I have never taken awareness off
timid raven
Dwarf: Breaks Decoration
Mission Control:
slim gust
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
static oasis
Maybe? :3
distant ember
prisma solar
"Go without us they said"
signal shard
iron canyon
dry trout
fading falcon
would've been better if it had the haunted cave warning
gleaming lodge
this is a deep meme
final saddle
Karl is a bulk detonator with a beard
abstract mulch
Karl except hes a swarmer with dread hp
rigid ocean
The picture at the end of Scout should match the character shown
So, you should change the character to have the same cosmetics as the pic
dry trout
is good
urban kettle
I tried to make it look like the TF2 character. Wondering if I should have done the classic scout look, yeah
wanton willow
dry trout
The cube!
rigid ocean
If you go for that then you would need a new pic
Try to make a pic with your friends showcasing the 4 dwarves
The rest is decent
timid raven
Excuse me You could deposit nanite bombs inside the mule?
sage roost
yep, cruel world
timid raven
what did that even do?
timid raven
I Need Answers
sage roost
pointing at developers
red fable
I bet Karl was a 5'10 dwarf with a glorious beard, truly one of the finest dwarves
he will forever be remembered as the tallest dwarf
jaunty python
He was 5'10 across as well, pure beardmass
remote yew
I heard his beard was so long he had to braid strands together at his back just to stop it from tripping him or his teammates
deep wraith
Imagining a dwarf that's taller than me irl and I dunno
Sounds either terrifying or like an average viking
deep wraith
Scotland?
gleaming lodge
Norse mythology lol
timber niche
Underground
gleaming lodge
that too
vast pasture
4 dwarve miners and 1 gnome drg researcher
( wich is also my character idea for drg...)
timid raven
remote yew
keep your gnomish ways outside of my pure game
abstract mulch
Scandinavian dwarves are literal maggots that have human bodies
But are short
Just thought you should know that
trail sentinel
Less chatter more memes
abstract mulch
When you're a gunner and a bulk spawns on the pod before the team arrives
fervent kiln
can't argue with that^
scenic halo
i swear everytime i get caught by one of those
im like
well this is it
unless you're scout lol
abstract mulch
I love it when they ignore shields for like a few seconds and grab me regardless
Just like shellbacks and sand sharks
odd quarry
We all know the feeling...
gaunt sundial
every patch without fail
velvet oar
I just keep a good eye on the subreddit
slim gust
The best games have some of the best memes
I sent you my beard plz respond
Can I just say the engineer armour that you get at player level 16 looks damn good. I hope at max level you just get chonky power armour like something out of Warhammer 40k
The beard and all already dissapears when you put on the helmet
gleaming lodge
also see the space wolves, bigass armor doesn't stop their beards
storm zenith
Please fair maiden, I sent you my axe
static oasis
LIPS
slim gust
"i built a turret in your name"
novel fulcrum
https://i.gyazo.com/c0067fe7b5974cfa4aa45797e730b49c.png
My flat every holiday
slim gust
My bedroom on a Saturday night as my mattress is littered with the dust of cookies and spilt Pepsi
And there's chocolate wrappers on the floor
cosmic sigil
Wait who leaves their sentries behind?
I always retract my sentries when the droppod leaves
If it costs 80 nitra for supply pod imagine how much sentries cost
My proximity mines are for killing bugs after I leave
slim gust
I like the flying sentries
cosmic sigil
Then we spend our dime on the jukebox and waste management's time
gleaming lodge
ah yes the cursed
brisk elbow
Secret trench.
red fable
this is lost dwarven technology
crystal rose
“Stop messing with the barrels”
cosmic sigil
It's a 2 for 1 deal
Get both barrels into the hoop at the same time and get 10 points
crystal rose
Deep Rock Galactic already makes it’s miners pay for ammo/health mid-mission. Idk why it’d be any different for deep dives
abstract mulch
Tbh I kinda wish ammo and hp on the resupply pods were separate
Only cause people will call resupplies just to fill their hp and waste all the ammo/nitra in the process
Cause it's very hard to back track 20 meters to get red sugar or just not tank a hoard of enemies
crystal rose
When your bags are full but the others are hogging Molly
cosmic sigil
I won't have the Abyss Bar referred to as a "wastebin"
shrewd hare
@stable moat Why were you banned from the discord
shrewd hare
Is ban evasion also against the rules
trail sentinel
Yes
shrewd hare
F
rotund lotus
kind of a no brainer
crystal rose
He's building a proper dwarven hold down there
distant ember
You don't wanna know
crystal rose
My first thought was he was AFK, but how is he still alive? Even Hazard level 1 has occasional swarms
Maybe he's been using it to practice something?
He's russian?
Check your steam wallet and lock the reliquary
40k/hacker joke
waxen tendon
the timer might be bugged then
wraith burrow
Sometimes a mission "begins" in the drop pod, meaning the timer starts prematurely.
If you haven't already, perhaps you should spend a rather long time in a single mission, something might happen
;)
crystal rose
Is it Mission Control complaining at you?
compact ice
Or be bapped on the head by management n ask if you enjoy it down there or tell you to hurray up
rotund lotus
404s distant cousin
trail sentinel
@timber sable this channel is for drg related memes only.
timid raven
When i finally decide to use heightened senses
slim gust
If it's only you and a player who decided to run off to the pod and left me to die
Yea
Still salty
timid raven
It's not management who will reward you, it's Karl
Karl appreciates your strength and endurance
More time underground = More bug blood spilled
Why have priorities when you can just strap a barrel of beer on your back
Laughs In Huge beard that can hide anything
slim gust
Loot bug decals when
dark prawn
Is it just me or does face melter not really melt faces?
slim gust
You just don't have enough faith
boreal coyote
Ooh loot bug decals! I didn't even think about making those
slim gust
@boreal coyote really?
boreal coyote
Well I'm still trying to figure out if a loot bug plushie is possible
boreal coyote
I wann, but polygons hard to make
slim gust
Brøther I crave the loot bug plushie
boreal coyote
Lol
compact ice
Brøther I require thy redsugår
slim gust
RED SUGAR HERE
tfw you mark red sugar for your near dead teammates and they keep on walking
fierce matrix
I feel that in my soul
distant ember
laughs in 10 quadrillion damage on the melee
gleaming lodge
gets one hit killed by slasher
distant ember
I wish it was more accurate
you also one hit kill slashers
just give me the goddamn attack speed increase after the kill with the pickaxe instead of that useless power attack with 10 years cooldown
gleaming lodge
don't forget to put a handle on your armor
distant ember
you dare to insult me like that
gleaming lodge
sorry i can't hear you down there on the ground
distant ember
just you watch
once they buff the accuracy on that damn pickaxe you will see me killing dreadnoughts in 8 hits
gleaming lodge
sorry i was havin a giggle
berserker's good unless you get screwed over by that one webspitter
distant ember
throwable pickaxe when
man imagine if new perks will have a perk that removes the slowdown on the melee
or reduces it
cosmic sigil
When you thought you saw some minerals but it was just a salt crystal
slim gust
die, worthless crystal
cosmic sigil
When you thought you saw some minerals but it was just a bulk
marble solar
notices ur bulk o no
loud nebula
ono
stoic wing
timber seal
novel fulcrum
that laugh at the end
lapis lodge
gleaming lodge
novel fulcrum
Advise him to go H1, I heard there is a chance to get "Being a Pussy" award for that
raw rapids
.....
calm crow
That's not the most efficient way to get new players interested in the game beyond the initial hours. Perhaps pointing out some of the late-game missions and getting him a taste of the spirit of being a space dwarf would help more than the usual "git gud" negativity.
wicked bronze
Is he playing solo? Because this game is way more fun with other people and even more so with friends.
grave shard
I think y'all forgetting that this is drg-memes where nothing should be taken seriously. It's not like they're replying to the person directly
calm crow
Exactly. Especially when you get those harrowing moments where you're sprinting for the escape pod with seconds left after desperately fighting to keep your team alive.
I have not forgotten. It is irrelevant what is "intended" by jokes aimed at specific people when all too often those jests are met with serious insult. I'd rather this person, should he be in the server or not, never be faced with ridicule simply because he does not follow the status quo.
raw rapids
^
memes are about humor, not about personal attacks, and fairly often in here they seem to be more personal attacks than humor (ie, making fun of/ridiculing new players or people for the sake of doing so) when that's kind of the same type of thing I'd expect in the salt mines of Riot Games
calm crow
It's not that I think I'll intent was intended, or at the very least I assume it isn't through benefit of the doubt. Words have a lot of power, though, even amongst the ignamonious and sarcastic culture of the modern internet. Most people have been conditioned to repress their negative emotions online behind veils of jokes and memery to the point even the target of these jokes might not realize how badly it is affecting them.
grave shard
Different strokes for different folks, don't forget that. I found it funny, others might not
¯_(ツ)_/¯
calm crow
Precisely. It all boils down to respect for strangers.
grave shard
Only time I'd find it actually problematic if someone was doing that directly to a new player, but I haven't seen that whenever I'm active in chat, so can't say it has happened
calm crow
Again, they are involved in the Reddit so it is not even unlikely that they might be in this Discord.
distant ember
its funny the same way haz 0 existing was funny
marble solar
I bet he doesn't even spam v, the casual
abstract mulch
The best meme is not helping a green beard grow and learn like a good dwarf
Good dwarves help their brothers even if they're new
Wait
No that's a bad meme
marble solar
Good dwarves know when some are simply beyond help
azure lily
God I love this community
iron canyon
We can go back to memes now
crystal rose
"Heads up team. Got a doozy of a swarm on the way"
"The swarm is upon you!"
plain wolf
Replace loot bugs with glyphids wearing loot bug skin.
Holding little signs that say "got loot" or "poke plz"
fervent kiln
"gib pets"
marble solar
I've said before: Add a Zelda-esque mechanic where killing too many lootbugs summons a horde of angry invincible ones
Alternatively, replace the Detonator in Haunted Caves with angry, unkillable lootbug ghosts
W͜E̗ ̦͘Ḁ͚̜R̬̖E̬͉̬ ̫̖͚T̷͈̩H̳̬̀E҉̙͔͈ ̟̥̱M̫̪͡O͍̮ͅN̟͞U̴͎̫ME̮̩͡N͖͉͝T҉͇͉͕ ͙̀ȚO̴̯ ̞̝͜Y̙O̤̰̕U̘̙͞R̮͢ ̜̜͘S̬͙̲I̵͉ͅN͈͔̜S̫̟͝
timber sable
idk if this was posted here already
crystal rose
April fools event: 1 in every 10 lootbugs is actually an exploder
keen cypress
Or turn bugs into barrels... Being chased by all those barrels you've kicked
short nymph
1 in 100 has an , the rest are full of parasites
plain wolf
April Fool's joke: the dwarves are now gnomes.
distant ember
this has probably been done a thousand times over by now
abstract mulch
April first, the day they make lootbugs explode like bulks when you kill them
plain wolf
As long as they're still full of gold and gun candy, I'm game.
hexed jackal
Gunner shield squad roll up
brisk elbow
Simple strat: Go in pairs, one guy has ironwill and field medic, the other doesn't. Both take heavy damage. One goes down, and the ironwill guy revives them. Then the perk-less one revives the ironwill guy once he falls.
brisk elbow
Ok, but with a profile pic like that, I'm really getting conflicting messages.
keen cypress
But that takes away the thrill
lofty cargo
these dudes really just jumped into the past through 713th dimension and they just havin fun
novel fulcrum
@distant ember How old are you? that meme existed a decade ago
abstract mulch
Why's the elite dd gotta end with cave leeches
sage coyote
@novel fulcrum it made a resurgence a few months ago
abstract mulch
That meme was kewl in my books
novel fulcrum
@sage coyote lel, on what case this time?
novel fulcrum
historian just made an online poll fun video, did it blew up?
expected
#agile2013
somber owl
I thought we had forsaken this place... apparently not...
fading falcon
man the cave crawlers are going to farm this mission
timid raven
Cries in Mighty Miner
brisk elbow
ROAK AND STOEN
sudden shuttle
crystal rose
Gets swarmed in narrow tunnel
Pretorian, Oppressor, and Bulk Detonator all coming at once
"DWARF DOWN"
distant ember
hey man im sorry
i try to use pheromones to give time for my bois to revive and restock
but i still like fucking with that bulk
i actually got this to happen way long before:
...you gotta open the link. Discord won't play it for some reason...
abstract mulch
That feel when you get carpet bomber finally
dark prawn
Mood. Took me until now to get it.
