Engie:
Sees bulk
Pulls out the pgl
#drg-memes-no-talk
abstract mulch
dusky bough
undone ginkgo
The union really should try and convince management to upgrade the employee insurance
Doesn't cover burns when they deploy dwarves out to the magma core regularly
distant ember
they pay with free beer coupons
happy drunk dwarf noises
we need more voice lines for when the dwarves are drunk
I want to just randomly start screaming as engineer when I pull out my fatboi PGL on a mission drunk as heck
+10% damage when shooting PGL while screaming
red idol
I didnt realise how good that poster could work if it was photoshopped
loud nebula
DWARFIFY THAT POSTER
wanton aurora
Editing movie posters to make game memes is incredible
I can’t find these in higher res at the moment
But saving private Ryan would make a great template for something
red idol
saving mission control's sanity
wanton aurora
Saving Private Profits
distant ember
undone owl
Oh its urist.
restive folio
Urist likes elves for their grace
safe ore
Urist hates elves for their undeserved arrogance
nimble tundra
Oh god, I love that video
glad kiln
static oasis
the risky click of the day, also well meme'd
swift flame
i saw it so i made it
pure mountain
Not sure if there is much to find here
rocky talon
one single hollow room
distant ember
(echoing c4 blasts)
driller’s head rattles like a paint can when C4 goes off near him
wanton willow
quasi yacht
XD
abstract mulch
Drillers when their ironwill perk activates
"Time for c4"
serene orchid
Drillers skull is just a empty pit
And you see only one boolo cap and you just hear his voice in the darkness
“BOOLOO CAP HERE!” as c4 echoes in the distance
abstract mulch
"We're rich"
timber niche
Drillers skull contains the secret boss of DRG
A bulk detonator that's actually a giant C4 with legs.
It's a super easy boss to fight however, you just need to shoot at it once or twice before it blows itself up, along with the army of bugs it spawns with.
hallow mantle
Update to Halloween, bulks become that
dawn path
Scouts when their ironwill perk activates
"Time for Grappling Hook"
Dies 2 feet from a Red Sugar crystal
fierce matrix
Dies ON TOP of red sugar crystal 40 feet in the air
brisk elbow
abstract mulch
You know the scout comes to rescue you right after you get leeched and gets leeched cause he wasn't listening meme?
It hurts when it happens
Like it really hurts to watch people be so blatantly ignorant to you trying to warn them
waxen tendon
I once almost died because they called it a barnacle
mellow sand
i usually call it a ceiling anus
swift flame
For April fools they should make the leech fart as it stretches out to get you
devout citrus
Ghost
swift flame
Stand your ground and die like a dwarf
loud nebula
Engineer: has foam with shock absorbing upgrade
Engineer accidentally falls and shoots an foam underneath and lands on it
The foam: nah mate, go down ya scrub
Engineer:
swift flame
Gravity is just Karl's way of reminding us we belong to the stone
brisk elbow
That bismor is so damn true.
devout citrus
Remember guys
What's more mentally painful than Bulk or endless spawn of enemies....
a bad team m8
Oh almost forgot on
Broken machine events, when stuff falling deep down or it's just too far away...
that's the stuff yeeeaaahhh
hexed jackal
Honestly anything more than two bulks is just redundant.
Kite them together, kill one, and take cover from the incoming fireworks display.
distant ember
Shine on you crazy Bittergem
shadow marten
is it me or are the other chapter lacking ?
fierce matrix
Well excuse us for having enemies tied to the map generation that you'll only get a few of, if any, per mission
flat hatch
and also significantly more targets to kill, relatively
fierce matrix
That too
swift flame
I know you ain't talkin shit with your 10 bismor having ass
swift flame
DOTH THO EVEN MINERAL LAD?!?
timid raven
Any Mighty Miner worth their Beard should have 973 nitra
swift flame
Any self respecting cave crawler has at least 100 confirmed solo dreadnought kills
distant ember
Oh come on
I'll tell you real challenge
Getting wall-spawned yeast cones when you're not a scout
OR EVEN
[This message has been deleted by Management]
swift flame
The real challenge is conquering your severe alcoholism
distant ember
You feed that, greenbeard
abstract mulch
@shadow marten see cave crawlers would be doing better but everyone dies to leeches cause no one listens when you warn them about a leech
swift flame
(Laughs in heightened senses)
abstract mulch
I only die to leeches cause they to a literal grab you through the ground at the same hight they're at and my teammates are off trying to mine gold instead of help me
And then when I die one of them walks over, tries to revive me, gets leeched, rinse and repeat
swift flame
Just sharpen your eyes and ears my boy and soon you will be able to pickaxe the bugger right before he gets ya
Sometimes if you have the increased power strike range you can clip it by spinning around and striking
grizzled inlet
Be careful not to sharpen your ears too much, don't want someone to mistake you for a leaf lover
abstract mulch
I already am good at dealing with them
It's when they hit you up with the bs grab through terrain is when I get screwed
vast pasture
*grabber.mp3
timid raven
that looks like it would snatch the mug right out of my hand
abstract mulch
Send in the bulk
serene anvil
yes the bulk
light furnace
Drunk + Wormhole + Flintloke= This
forest dune
So I’m 1000% certain this has been posted already, but I still wanna post it
ornate breach
Make it a quad ramp with the seats in the middle, back to back (d-pad shape).
cosmic sigil
Why would I want to hold another dwarf's hand
ebon mortar
Brotherly bonding
novel fulcrum
Your team face when every fecking surface you touch is pushing you away.
https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/563028/03-17-gstires-01.jpg?w=1440&h=720&f=80f871664f860f658fac72e37e406be3
brazen kindle
timid raven
Now this is the kind of better equipment i was hoping for
harsh wraith
New 4 sided dwarf drop-pod when?
timber niche
💥 
🤚
Am I doing it right?
https://i.gyazo.com/200d21949009ce6b875acf4116f7babc.mp4
rocky talon
i'm calling management on you
junior tartan
r/MadLads
forest dune
Dwarves with threatening auras
undone ginkgo
solemn badger
distant ember
el dwaglin
timid raven
Cabbage head lookin ass
undone ginkgo
He claims he is quite attractive by Goblin standards
timid raven
Goblin standards are lower than the worth of pink crystals
timid raven
these crystals
distant ember
Maybe when we say 'worthless' we mean the alternative definition and, in fact, they are incredibly valuable
similar to 'priceless'
'invaluble'
distant ember
ok bud
timid raven
Worthless implies that it lacks worth
distant ember
who knows some of those goblin gals kinda lowkey thick
timid raven
s h u t
undone ginkgo
Still ugly
undone ginkgo
You post that as if I'm going to cave because you posted a green woman
distant ember
on another note, four Dwarves in the showers on Hoxxes
undone ginkgo
I do not want to be thinking about dwarven cocks thanks
But actually please continue
distant ember
Gachi Dwarves Gachi Dwarves
Oi mate, I think you got the wrong Mining Rig, Leather club is two sectors down.
timid raven
I crave the sweet release of death
distant ember
Never done a DD, sorry can't relate
undone ginkgo
I'm still not promoted yet rip
One day my Scout will be level 25 and all will be well
distant ember
Boolo cap here
timid raven
make sure to promote every dwarf because if your whole team decides to pick scout you better have engie ready
distant ember
agreed
undone ginkgo
I do intend to eventually do that
But for now I'm the scout in my friend group so it's my priority
I also play a lot of Driller, but only if our Gunner's online to make up the mobility I lose without a grappling hook
timid raven
me when the scout goes for the morkite vein i haven't put a platform under yet instead of the 5 others and falls
undone ginkgo
I'm sorry but being a Scout means temporarily lobotomizing yourself and doing the dumbest shit
upper perch
i didn't take power attack cooldown so i could not be self-sufficient
trail sentinel
timid raven
My dude your legs aren't worth that 37 morkite
undone ginkgo
My Scout playstyle gets out of hand the moment Tunnel Rats become available at the Abyss Bar
upper perch
my legs are worth the little rock cubby i power attacked them into
undone ginkgo
Seriously man I drink a Tunnel Rat and now I'm doing all the dumb shit I used to get punished for with no consequence
timid raven
Laughs in Special Powder
undone ginkgo
Falls ten stories, doesn't even flinch
Very useful when you're in vertical areas like the bog
timid raven
Jumps and fires Two shots
Yeets myself across the 167m long cavern in sandblasted corridors in 5 seconds
undone ginkgo
I can't wait to unlock Special Powder man
timid raven
it basically lets you go anywhere and disregard the hook's range completely
undone ginkgo
It also seems like a really good way to annoy my friends
I annoy them enough by being a typical scout yeeting myself into the dumbest situations
I can only imagine how bad it'll get when I get the shotgun jump
timid raven
Yeets myself into 5 praetorians
Me to my team: Uh oh Sisters!
undone ginkgo
Well I mean in that situation just toss a cryo nade and unload
timid raven
I'm not about to swap my precious pheromones for cryo nades
undone ginkgo
I'm the other way around
I can't live without the cryo nade
Tried pheromones and dearly missed my ability to three shot praetorians instantly
timid raven
i use pheromones because i can just rocket a swarm using bosco or combo with another dwarf
upper perch
For me, it's the IFG. The best Scout grenade. I even ask for extra damage and the grenade is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for IFGs and they gave me six. I said, "Wow, six for free!" and the nice friendly Deep Rock's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 6-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 6-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me six IFGs. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local space rig, I go there at least 3 times a week for dives and a large inhibitor field with slowdown instead of stun, 1-2 times for boomstick on the weekend, and maybe once for GK2 when I'm in a rush but want a great weapon that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily DPS needs.
I even dip my bullets in the inhibitor field, it's delicious! What a great grenade.
undone ginkgo
I just like the ability to get them off my ass easily if I'm caught off guard
timid raven
Early prototype of bosco
undone ginkgo
Nah that's an early BET-C
timid raven
this was an early prototype of bosco but then was adapted to be the BET-C
undone ginkgo
Okay is it just me or is Betsy even more terrifying when you're not fighting her
Because man
She is just
Death incarnate
timid raven
it's like a spider sitting in the corner of your room
just sitting there.
waiting.
undone ginkgo
Like after you repair her she just wreaks havoc on all the poor Glyphids
Goddamn death machine
Death does not ride a pale horse
Death rides a BET-C
timid raven
after you repair her she just goes anywhere she pleases, so she's killed me of fall damage multiple times
undone ginkgo
Hasn't happened to me
Probably because I camp on top of the pod like an idiot whenever I get the chance
It's effective
Okay I didn't think about this but it just occurred to me that Betsy probably shows up in more than just Salvage missions
timid raven
she does
Me trying to do a ledge grab but missing and falling into the massive pit below
icy blaze
@distant ember ok I approve of your tastes, pardon the late notification
rotund lotus
my favorite is the floating mule
static oasis
I see that molly and I hear the Skype call sound
placid kraken
old whale
Gunners throwing cluster grenades into the team
abstract mulch
Throw incendiaries at them
And then never shield until you take one point of damage, then throw it down
placid kraken
i just use sticky grenades
timber niche
I like the gunners who shield when a single glyphid grunt reaches them.
brisk elbow
Smh, that leaf loving coward should use his shield on a Lootbug, or even the infamously dangerous Huali Hoarder
timber niche
PANIC 
PANIC
brisk elbow
(Furiously pings grunt)
red idol
When the Engineer and Scout aren't mining the stuff on the roof
timber niche
Do you think dwarves get together and talk about beard maintenance together? Like sharing little tips and tricks for their beards.
fervent kiln
o'course
timber niche
Oh, my beard is just SO dry lately, so what do I?
There's an easy way to avoid dry beards, friend.
fervent kiln
tho I think it might be mostly as a time spending activity, like in the droppod
timber niche
I like to imagine it's in the bathroom or something, like gossip time for dwarves
distant ember
i think its in the bar
fervent kiln
definitely in the bar
distant ember
Or in the drop pod before it is open
brisk elbow
Definitely the bar. When dwarves get drunk, they'll become more outgoing and talkative.
abstract mulch
When the lootbug has had enough of abuse
I like how I say aboos like an idiot so much it's now auto correcting to it
sudden shuttle
"Didn't your father teach you how to take care of your beard?" "No, my father had a condition and couldn't grow hair."
pastel quartz
I've seen greenbeard gunners throw down a shield at the very start of defending the uplink, before any bugs even get there.
timid raven
i've seen greenbeard gunners not throwing shield when an entire swarm comes and then throwing a shield when they have to res someone with no bugs incoming
static oasis
Finally a good DRG meme
brisk elbow
Time for a space trip
static oasis
kinda drg, but not drg enough for my tastes
brisk elbow
Fine, here's my best. https://i.redd.it/u66a5hb5ao141.png
static oasis
good stuff 
timid raven
wicked bronze
I yell at Bosco just as much as I yell at Molly.
brisk elbow
meager hedge
I yell at Bosco when he's sittin there staring at me while a massive wave of bugs are on top of me
timber niche
Hit X, Bosco returns to you and begins the pew pew again. He just a boi doing what you tell him.
static oasis
"Stop shooting at me you asswipe"
brisk elbow
@meager hedge https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/656649634839789584/unknown.png
static oasis
you could have added actual in game barter in there, gamer
timber niche
NUT
meager hedge
starch NUT
static oasis
Nut what I expected :v
timber niche
Management would be very disappointed in us.
brisk elbow
Almost spilled my beer after seeing this https://i.redd.it/6f98ckv3zz541.jpg
meager hedge
Management can suck on my starch nut
timber niche
Tea is just hot leaf juice 
static oasis
Pompous leafy water!!
timber niche
Bonus XP son
timber niche
These memes are weak, where's the GOOD STUFF AT 
static oasis
static oasis
funny, but reposts, I'm not sure how to feel
brisk elbow
Damnit.
brisk elbow
Then I'll try top think of something else that's good.
upper timber
regal condor
@brisk elbow
proletarian opressor
dat's brilliant
static oasis
in my group we call the Oppressor the "machirulo"
light furnace
We lost the triangulation. Its a fail, goodbye.
Your not gonna use the last cords.. Oh OK.
crystal rose
Not me either. Though I did die trying to do it when soloing thanks to a bulk detonator
timid raven
i never understood why mission control can't just send in the fuel cells without the uplink
I can order a resupply, why can't you just send the damn fuel the same way
icy yew
they saw you jump and thought it was safe, leaf lovers!
timid raven
trust no one, exept engie
timber niche
Broken ankles when Engie misses his pancake
timid raven
Laughs in Impact Compensators
timid raven
My turret shoots mactera
"Who's laughing no-"
Falls Into The Abyss
timber niche
I've had a trawler half pipe my ass into the air and drop me mid-jump. I couldn't even be mad with how much 90s skater energy that thing was packing.
trail sentinel
trail sentinel
None of this is for this channel
brisk elbow
What if you
wanted to get to the escape pod
but MC said
"SWARM! THEY'RE HERE!"
sacred estuary
@trail sentinel jokes about pit were funny
trail sentinel
You've got a mix of gallery and drg chat stuff going on
icy yew
yeah we kinda got off track a bit...
timber niche
I'm sorry I couldn't edit a WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK cut out to that video.
timid raven
deep wraith
Then we show them our special handshake, team.
storm zenith
That's the spirit
static oasis
time to pet the lootbugs with our special handshake 😿
brisk elbow
Lootbug is on the ceiling.
timber niche
☢️ I've got this
timid raven
Misses
light furnace
timid raven
Help! i can't feel my beard!
I'm Down! Well shit
trail sentinel
timber niche
So.. we can't even emote meme?
static oasis
brisk elbow
timid raven
brisk elbow
Aren't BET-Cs basically monster mules?
velvet lake
ya true
brisk elbow
Quick thought, if it's called a BET-C, that implies it's the third iteration of a "Bet-A," a combat mule in development.
crystal rose
"Heads up, we got a swarm of rogue boscos moving towards your position"
ornate breach
In before the virgin BET-A vs the Chad BET-C meme. Forgive me for partaking in your meme posting just this once.
brisk elbow
uh oh
timber niche
Ah yes, Haz -5 solo
marble solar
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1950784143 When you multiclass
polar heath
brisk elbow
If only.
crystal rose
Make it a mission modifier
quasi yacht
make new mission types lol
final saddle
Mission Modifier: Bosco Mania
"Due to a minor error in Deep Rock's systems, it seems we've sent 20 times the normal number of APD units."
brisk elbow
The Boscos from nearby failed missions found their way to you and you're now their savior.
exotic gulch
repair the mini-boscos
swift flame
Infected bosco swarm
distant ember
oh no
abstract mulch
"Bosco, come here"
flight of the valkyries starts
"ohno"
timid raven
15 rockets fire at once
craggy hazel
brisk elbow
"Support fire, please!"
brisk elbow
"Moine it!"
abstract mulch
"Bosco, what is that?"
blinds everything in a 10 kilometer radius
brisk elbow
Good thing I use Discord Light Theme™️, so I'm used to it!
upper perch
stray charm
My eyes!
Bulk Detonator: minding his own business
Me with an axe:
https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY
cosmic sigil
Imagine using light theme and not using military time
earnest bobcat
Are DRG dwarves British or are they Aussies?
timid raven
They're from space
brisk elbow
They're Scottish. Why else do you think they drink so much?
timid raven
But i can understand what they're saying
abstract mulch
They're dwarves, they're gnot gnoblins, gnot gnelves, gnot gnomes
wary knot
When your team wipes but you spent 40 minutes mining gold alone
idle rock
such is the way of the scout
static oasis
if we missbehave, are we gnotty? :3ç
rocky talon
someone call management
dawn path
I love how well made that image is
wary knot
Appreciate him, he made it -> @serene patrol
serene patrol
I did not. I made this:
brisk elbow
I'm gonna miss the Christmas music and decorations in the hub.
earnest bobcat
They have some of the most in-character accent and I love it
brisk elbow
I'm fairly certain the Dwarves are Australian. They're handling mean ugly bugs, like a standard Aussie.
timid raven
hoxxes is just australia 2 for them
brisk elbow
Christmas music, though!
timid raven
I'm farming machine events and i've heard mission control say the aquarq intro so many times i'm gonna scream
light furnace
@brisk elbow True
timid raven
We'V DeTeCteD An aReA FilLeD WiTh AqUarQs
Yeah yeah now shut yo beardless mouth before i get in there and shank you
brisk elbow
I don't want the station to fall into an awkward silence again.
timid raven
yeah the spawn rate is higher because of the IMU
light furnace
?
brisk elbow
Yeah but Jukebox music is awful
timid raven
they should let you get your custom music on it
brisk elbow
Because I love wasting a previous 2c to hear some YouTube top 10 list background music.
brisk elbow
If people do let you play your own tunes on the jukebox, everyone is either gonna stay in the ship all day, or play meme songs.
brisk elbow
Then it begins playing that one song that shan't be named, but makes anyone give out a dread-filled "Awww man..."
earnest bobcat
Like the mysterious song on the Internet that no music database has a record of
timid raven
Bosco just killed a goo bomber and it came flying towards me at mach 5 and gave me a heart attack
earnest bobcat
But that'd be fun
brisk elbow
Goo bombers are so damn dramatic.
earnest bobcat
Just load the music up to the Documents/Deep Rock Galactic/MusicPlayer and bada-beem-bada-boom you got yourself a custom music running on the space rig
...is what I dreamed yesterday
Guess I'll have to resort to WinAmp and car FM pack
brisk elbow
Load it up with a good music meme pack
trail sentinel
earnest bobcat
I actually do have an in-car FM radio station thing I sometimes use to play music on my radio and computer
I gotta make use of that SDR stick ya know
trail sentinel
if people are going to use this channel for stuff other than drg memes they're gonna end up muted
earnest bobcat
Anyway getting back onto the track
MC: "Rich veins of minerals down below"
Me: (Immediately finds tons of Croppa) aww yiss
Bulk Detonator: I don't think so 😉
Me: (dead)
timid raven
brisk elbow
Me, watching my overly ambitious scout friend get yoinked by a cave leech: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380051230116020224/660227874850209811/unknown.png
earnest bobcat
Time to get banned from uhhhhhh that place where Papers Please is held in by posting more meme
light furnace
Gottem
earnest bobcat
"It turns out Karl wasn't missing, he was just stuck in the shooting range"
velvet oar
They say you can still hear him pounding on the walls, hoping someone will come for his lost soul
scarlet elbow
When someone says there's a bulk detonator by the drop pod
undone ginkgo
Try on the drop pod
slow quest
timid raven
novel tide
ivory loom
hmm
little lantern
that looks like the kind of dwarf that C4s his entire team for fun
cursive vine
that engi looks like its running gemini turrets
red idol
the driller looks like that wacky scientist that supplies you with the weirdest equipment imaginable
cursive vine
so pretty much the guy from the "do you want to explode?" meme
red idol
true
distant ember
It's finally here
marble solar
That would imply Engies know how to think
jade lagoon
cosmic sigil
I'd like to think that engie actually invented all the weapons in DRG but he used up all of his brain juice and is now equally as intelligent as the other dwarves now
marble solar
He stuck his finger in the Breach Cutter's arc too many times
floral eagle
jumped into the barrel hoop
cosmic sigil
He was like "I'll make drills for the driller, a big gun for the gunner, and a shotgun for the scout"
marble solar
R&D: A gun that shoots flares that travel farther and burn longer and brighter? That'd be excellent for all our miners.
Engie: Nah but like make it for Scouts only lmao
R&D: lmao
cosmic sigil
R&D: What if we gave the driller a small explosive?
Engie: Nah make it huge and make it kill dwarves too
R&D: Are you sure that's the best idea?
Engie, touching the breach cutter arcs: Yes
real sundial
The new pickaxe upgrades are looking good
safe ore
Cluster pick
real sundial
when using power attack, it will create mini explosion around the player
static oasis
but does it hurt the player?
lyric olive
static oasis
sudden shuttle
aren't reposts even worse?!
static oasis
but they are drg :B
lyric olive
The market for drg memes is not very diverse
Yet
Most of the memes I have are self made
static oasis
is not much but is honest work
also we got a lot of new people who didn't see the memes that are old
like Loot Raptor!
dry trout
Loot raptor is my favorite
quasi yacht
CURSED
dry trout
Smashing
safe ore
Real reason the dwarves went into space
sage roost
Feel free to check out my other comedy artwork in the DRG-> Community-> Artwork section of steam! Give it a like there if it brightens your day, rock and stone 
🧡 direct link to this image https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1951630156
red idol
What is this, Instagram?
brisk elbow
Oh shit, he's got that ullapull caber
brisk elbow
It's a hard word to spell, ok?
sly jetty
oh hey yall know when you ROCK AND STONE you go to have day offs?\
harsh wraith
Spelled how it sounds
undone ginkgo
I feel like this is an appropriate situation to bring to light that I bought 376 Ullapool cabers
brisk elbow
static oasis
is missing the tiny bullshit geysers
brisk elbow
I knew I was missing something. The wiki page didn't have pics of those.
static oasis
time to spank the wiki slaves!
brisk elbow
If you want an Authentic Overwatch experience, just visit Magma Core.
distant ember
I need someone to make a meme for me
brisk elbow
What meme?
distant ember
you gotta give stuff in the magma core better names though
explodey bois, spicy floor, habenero gysers
harsh wraith
The fire swamp!
deep wraith
The little spicy holes
quasi jasper
brisk elbow
Now that's what I call a mine-shaft
vocal gate
quasi jasper
procedurally generated penis
trail sentinel
lyric olive
Oh, and I suppose comparing procedurally generated structures to penises is funny by comparison?
distant ember
I think this is the way of saying "not DRG related"
lyric olive
People add drg captions to non drg stuff all the time. I would of made a meme if I wasn't on the road
crystal rose
bronze spire
pretty old repost my friend
had it on my steam as a background for a long time
because rock and stone bois are worth it
tender anchor
pastel quartz
"Beer is beer!"
Yeah, PBR and Dragon's Milk aren't even comparable.
swift flame
Ordering a leaf lover at a bar is like ordering a hamburger at a Japanese sushi grill
swift flame
Into the book of grudges you go
abstract mulch
Leaf lovers is beer? I think you mean grass water there friend
pastel elk
It's a "beer"
abstract mulch
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Beer"""""""""""""""""""""""""
distant ember
leaf lovers is tea but liek that crappy green tea at gas stations
lyric olive
lime forum
distant ember
its like kvass but worse in every way
deep wraith
I can't believe the elves found a cure for alcohol
distant ember
it was probably intended as a weapon in the elf-dwarf wars but now the dwarves use it to get undrunk prior to inspection day
Bud Light powers Florida, and they're not leaf lovers down there. Kvass powers slavs, and they're not leaf lovers either. Leaf Lover is something else entirely, not even tea has that kick. I'd say it was invented as a weapon, as well.
deep wraith
Or maybe it was used as an antidote to the mists of weapons-grade stout the dwarves were releasing?
distant ember
LOL I can just imagine alcohol gas grenades being thrown into an elf tree base and them running for cover
remote yew
florida is the california of the east, and therefore the regional leaf lover central
remote yew
leaf lovers dont drink beer, infact they bioengineered organisms which convert alchohol into vitimin c just to fuck with anybody who even tries to have a beer
the little beasties are considered a level 9 biohazard and are only legal within 9 parsecs of the empire in the form of a heavily subdued comercial varient
cosmic sigil
Leaf lovers probably don't even like rocks
woeful zodiac
pastel quartz
exploder infestation
rich atmosphere
loud dump
sounds like sitting in the bathroom the morning after a Taco Bell binge
novel fulcrum
@pastel quartz uses a flint beer I gotta finish that.
haughty quartz
marble solar
Community: "Engie's mines are even worse than clusters"
Fat Boy: HOLD MY BEER
deep crater
People who say the cluster grenade is bad are the same people who jay walk during rush hour.
lyric turtle
Wait for the Fat boy does 50% reduced damage to allies buff
distant ember
when your the last one alive fleeing for your life but get grape up from behind by a caveleech.
vale pagoda
thats a nerf
wild quest
distant ember
Kill the loot bug, you did
Get nuked by me, you will
distant ember
Bro now i actually get bummed out killing em
nimble tundra
I thought the sympathetic quotes from the dwarves was ironic, because you would want to kill them
ebon mortar
Not killing lootbugs is for leaf lovers
potent valve
Murder the Lootbugs
swift flame
I won't kill lootbugs because they are pathetic creatures that won't fight back. No fun in it
dry trout
If its got gold, im getting it
pastel quartz
Cluster grenade ideal use: chuck it down a side tunnel filled with glyphids so all the bomblets explode in a tight radius, instantly murderizing the enemies and flexing on their mangled corpses
Cluster grenade typical use: fling it at three approaching grunts in a large room in the Magma Core on low gravity, blasting half the area (including your teammates) due to the overdispersion of the bomblets and turning big patches of floor extra spicy
marble solar
Watch as it magically erases the enemy's health!... In about 2 hours
swift flame
thats what the lure is for
plain wolf
It kills them a lot faster than that in my experience.
Fat Man + Stun On Impact = very much dead glyphids.
distant ember
throwing cluster grenades high in the air on low grav will never not be fun
CODEX ASTATES NAMES THIS MANUVER STEEL REIHN
ivory sundial
new years eve has come early then
distant ember
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
BROTHER I AM HIT
BROTHER THAT WAS YOUR CLUSTER GRENADE
is my experience with fellow dwarf astartes
I wish to make a ronks and stonks meme but my editor isnt working
WE HAVE PREPARED A DEFENSIVE PERIMETER IN THE EVENT OUR ENEMIES SHOULD BE SO BOLD AND SO FOOLISH
marble solar
WE ARE KARL'S FUREH
nimble tundra
FOR THE GLORY OF KARL
red fable
Wheres my terminator armor?
silk dove
Put that in suggestions. Just "Terminator armor"
pastel quartz
Me in low grav section of deep dive: okay lads, remind me not to throw any clusters in here, apologies in advance if I slip up
Me three minutes later: JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
marble solar
Overwash
meager hedge
I'm a fire grenade kinda gunner. Easier to aim and I like to watch bugs burn
real sundial
Dear god
abstract mulch
Scout but he has leadstorm with the oc but has full mobility as well
And each bullet does 50 damage
distant ember
I actually got spoiled playing scout
real sundial
with that Hazard 5 should be a cake walk
distant ember
this mobility is too good
I completely forgot how to use my 2 short thingis as other dwarves
real sundial
nothing beats a good old, rocket jump
abstract mulch
Just use the movement perk
real sundial
but double barrel jump is also great
distant ember
I just like the fact that I can't get cornered
abstract mulch
It's honestly really nice having the ability to outrun swarmers
distant ember
Pops one swarmer
Nyoum sounds
still waste half of my ammo as scout just to fend off 1 swarm, which sucks
no AOE pain
abstract mulch
I hope they have one for increasing agro on you @real sundial
Cause that would help my gunner
Have literally every enemy on me while everyone else is able to blast them
pastel elk
Keep it to memes, nerds
abstract mulch
The real meme is the perks we have now
plain wolf
:)
grave shard
Luckily he gets the boot quick, so it's fine
plain wolf
But... But "fun"...
pastel quartz
When he fires it off right in front of the drop pod before the team can even pile out:
marble solar
When you make it out of the Fat Boy radius then hear the Driller go "EXPLOSIVE PLACED"
ashen pebble
plain wolf
I once died twice in a row at extraction from two seperate drillers.
They dropped a charge as I was coming up the ramp, then they'd run inside the pod and detonate it.
abstract mulch
That's why ironwill is the best
So you can give them the finger
"I lived bitch"
meager hedge
Lovable, too
pastel quartz
Also why Gunner is the best.
laughs in 50% explosion damage resistance
distant ember
dies of radiation poisoning
real sundial
Laughs in fat man
abstract mulch
Laughs in shield
brisk elbow
laughs in Ironwill camping red sugar
lyric olive
An appropriate reaction to being harassed by swarmers and jellies
stable plover
placid kraken
the team after i mark a bulk detonator thats within 5m
novel fulcrum
@ashen pebble I'm not even sure why carry max of 2 (+2) nukes to kill what? One-shot one praetorian?
It's like the purpose of Fat Man mod: exists.
untold cipher
distant ember
fervent kiln
not ok
distant ember
this but it's a scout with cryonade
knotty scarab
novel fulcrum
brisk elbow
When you're on a roadtrip and the only bathroom is a shady gas-station ^
mental orbit
day 2 at a music festival using the porta potties ^
pastel quartz
When the opioids wear off after being constipated while recovering from surgery ^
distant ember
When the deep dive has that millisecond of down time^
placid kraken
never walking near one of those purple hole things ever again
static oasis
you could just yeet away with the grapplehook :v
distant ember
tfw the scout doesn't know grapple
پوپ
placid kraken
ok but realistically would you ever just try and yoink yourself away when theres a tsunami of aprox. large spider things over your fucking face
distant ember
ok grumblo
static oasis
except bulk, and maybe oppressor, nothing can stop you, Oh and Caveleech
distant ember
plain wolf
Spawner nests are what Napalm Grenades were made for.
As well as the Fat Man. :^)
"Please stand outside of the green zone while the chasm is sterilized."
"My beard is tingly..."
placid kraken
***B R U H ***
distant ember
pheromone grenade for glyphid fighting
Not the kind that Management would like
timid raven
Someone please tell me where they keep driller's weapons
remote yew
fool that will only make more glyphids
placid kraken
@timid raven they're foldable and fit inside eachother
timid raven
but where's the flamethrower
placid kraken
in the subata
timid raven
where is the subata
placid kraken
in your satchel charge
fierce cobalt
C4
timid raven
oh wait i found it
that glyphid on my kitchen wall is gonna be ash by the time i'm finished
fierce cobalt
dwarves store their weapons and equipment inside their beards or under one of their many chins
remote yew
^
placid kraken
the foldable weapons design was made because some dwarves (driller and gunner included) simply cannot grow them, or had donated them to young dwarves who had the leaf lovers curse
but now we have aquarq beards that glow so its all good
abstract mulch
When your entire team goes down, there's a swarm going on, and you're the teams only hope as gunner
static oasis
showtime, more like shield time, amirite???
abstract mulch
"Shield's placed"
static oasis
shield bugs and spawns two rooms below you
placid kraken
then a q'ronar shellback yeets you away from reviving scout while in iron will
timid raven
Then you run into a lava geyser
abstract mulch
You hit a magma maggot with your pick on accident
timid raven
then the ground beneath you cracks and you fall into the room below you
placid kraken
you forget about the mactera grabber's screech
timid raven
Me when the ground erupts into flames
distant ember
petting lootbugs should be a secondary objective
"alright team, looks like lootbugs in this area are getting rowdy. Let's ease them down."
timid raven
Collect Morkite 
213/225
Collect Booloo Caps 
15/20
Pet Lootbugs 7/20
distant ember
yes
placid kraken
Kick Barrels 
15/10
distant ember
Kick Barrels 1000432/10
timid raven
someone make the petting dogs meme but with lootbugs
distant ember
random barrels in caves when?
timid raven
Drop Pod Lands
35 Barrels Spill Out, Killing the Bulk Detonator Instantly
abstract mulch
When you just started a mission but are already almost out of ammo cause of the stupid amount of bulks and praetorians that spawned
timid raven
Blue Barrel - Icy Explosion
Red Barrel - Regular Explosion
Green Barrel - Radioactive Explosion
Yellow Barrel - Acid Explosion
placid kraken
Purple Barrel - beer
timid raven
Black Barrel - U̶̓͠N̵̖̆D̵̀͌E̴̓͠F̸͂̒Ǐ̴̈́Ń̸͕Ë̴̈́D̶͋͘
distant ember
Black barrels are just full of oily oaf
placid kraken
Brown Barrel - leaf lover's fragrance
distant ember
🤮
placid kraken
exactly
distant ember
serene orchid
Just allow the dwarves to send barrels down with them
And have the barrels deal damage if kicked into the bugs
distant ember
die like your mother did
timid raven
static oasis
❤️
iron canyon
🤏 
timid raven
muted forge
brisk elbow
Let us carry barrels like nanite bomb dispenser bombs.
distant ember
for april fool's give a mission that main objective is to find 
static oasis
for april fool's add loot raptors ❤️
timid raven
Kill Glyphid Dreadnaughts 2/3
Collect Apoca Blooms 
13/15
Find Karl's Remains 💀 0/1
timid raven
Press F To Pay Respects
distant ember
Also anyone have a pic of a lootbug profile
I'm trying to make a sprite of it
All I have rn is some twitter post
abstract mulch
I feel proud
I got to teach some green beards how to do the tower event
They only died about 4 times
timid raven
i tried to teach some but the driller C4'd the tower, killing everone instantly, and then proceded to die to the breach cutter thingy
abstract mulch
I did like 85% of the work on our tower tbh
Thou I do live in dpsland on minigun street
gleaming prism
Kinda unrelated but || can someone post and or make and a post of dark souls where instead of like beast vanquished it just says BREAKFAST CONSUMED ||
abstract mulch
Best meme is calling the pod early before even letting anyone know
timid raven
If Anyone calls the drop pod early, i'm gonna kick them so hard they're gonna break trough the space rig
earnest bobcat
[1 minute left before takeoff]
"Ooh shiny!"
timid raven
I must consume 
abstract mulch
"We're rich"
timid raven
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD"
noble falcon
How to avoid fall damage
distant ember
welcome to another episode of MLG Dwarve Mining coming in at number 2....
timid raven
Even better: Just drill down so fast you don't touch the ground
worldly escarp
@noble falcon
distant ember
The one in the middle has twin headbeards
timid raven
that's not how it works
plain wolf
The one on the left has beards for eyebrows.
timid raven
Beard:
A growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks.
None of them have beards.
timid raven
noble falcon
Another 300iq moment since i had no engi
brisk elbow
Holy shit, that's really good.
fair dock
opressor jumping is real
marsh niche
distant ember
am i the only one who really finds bulks unpleasant to look at?
they look like a shoggoth but with less eyes and RIGID
Well they're not meant to be pretty so gg devs i guess
(Im not saying they are poorly designed imo its genius)
they are like the “ah yes this sucks” bug
They look like giant, walking herpes
grizzled tree
I'm into that
novel fulcrum
@noble falcon https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/028/207/Screen_Shot_2019-01-17_at_4.22.43_PM.jpg
pure iron
Honestly, I love the looks of Bulks. I feel like they're like big brood mothers for normal exploders, and the big cysts on them kind of fall off over time to turn into babies.
distant ember
My personal canon for exploders is that they're malformed grunts and all glyphids have a genetic mechanism that activates on such individuals which mutates them with unstable, volatile anatomy and shuts down any sense of self-preservation. Thus they serve the swarm even if non-functional
And Bulks are probably malformed Dreadnoughts
pure iron
An interesting take
novel fulcrum
I think exploders and bulk are ill glyphids. All that tumors. That's why no one likes them and they also kill other glyphids without care.
distant ember
Look at Dunois coming in with the MLG Dwarf Mining Moments
distant ember
boom boom
"Let's order a ressuply pod!"
I wonder if you can delete the dreadnought with 4 engies
and fat boys
marble solar
Like I said before, watch the radiation wipe out enemy health... in about 2 hours
So probably no
cosmic flume
drillered
novel fulcrum
@restive folio Yeah there is a reason why its 2. So you can blow your team up, then just put the second one right into your mouth.
fervent kiln
Paramore
crystal rose
I do too. It's really fun to toss one at a pretorian and a group of bugs
vast pasture
Just started using micro det pistols too
Some one put a red beard on him so I can make this meme happen
Or a scout head
crystal rose
Micro det?
marble solar
Pheromones and cryo manlets minelets
crystal rose
Ahhh
south pendant
zhukov also has remote detonation rounds, which detonate on reload
timid raven
it's currently 8:10 where i live, i haven't slept a single second of the night, and i must consume memes
crystal rose
It's 3am, I'm watching way too many askreddit videos while trying to figure out what sort of composition I should use for a meme
distant ember
crystal rose
Me on elimination missions
earnest bobcat
Me, expecting an explosion: "Take this!"
LURE grenade: "Watch me dance"
Me: "what"
red fable
wicked bronze
I feel like Alien should be replaced with Starship Troopers.
Then it'd have my stamp of meme approval.
wicked bronze
I'm doing my part.
distant ember
Would you like to know more?
nimble tundra
I would say Terraria, since it actually has guns. But it's 2D
fierce cobalt
Terrarias way too different from DRG
distant ember
so is minecraft you goober
fierce cobalt
Obviously but the spelunking feels similar
plain wolf
Oh god, there's a thought.
An Enderman-esque enemy.
Takes minerals out of the M.U.L.E., gotta chase after it and kill it.
meager hedge
Really? I always got a "minecraft surface mining" vibe over Terraria "see where all ore is"
fierce cobalt
It's 3D procedurally generated caves you run through collecting minerals on the walls
plain wolf
That sounds more like Minecraft.
Minecraft even started out as a 24-hour challenge "procedurally generated cave explorer".
fierce cobalt
I remember one bad review left by a leaf lover with 30m on the game during the free weekand
Mans was strip mining with his pick and couldn't find anything
plain wolf
lol
That'd be funny as hell if there were stuff to find by mining deep, though.
Imagine, a massive vein of gold underneath the map, and nobody's ever found it. :V
fierce cobalt
There's bedrock at the edges of the map
plain wolf
Like Minecraft...
fierce cobalt
If he got there since he legit thought it was Minecraft he'd start looking for ores there
plain wolf
May be the most common, but it's also awful.
Strip-mining works a lot better at levels above 10.
fierce cobalt
Not wrong
plain wolf
And most valuables like gold, diamonds, emeralds, lapis, and redstone are all there, too.
And minimal chances of digging into a lava pit.
marble solar
It's totally a Minecraft ripoff
You kill things just like in Minecraft
dry trout
this just turned into a minecraft discussion channel, the hell guys
plain wolf
Because Minecraft is the ultimate meme.
"Who made it?" "Nobody son, it came from space."
worldly escarp
Will DRG introduce child soldiers?
distant ember
karl 2012
noble falcon
Will show more MLG Dwarf Mining soon
marble solar
They're not children, dwarves are just short
distant ember
gunner its my turn to use the zipline
buzz off kid
hallow mantle
The obvious answer is the DRG is like 7days to die more than minecraft
fiery ermine
Comfort is a myth given to elves, unlike dwarves who are ready for the trials and pain that is true existence.
idle sparrow
when you come home after petting another lootbug ( punchline shamelessly stolen from the headline of this photo to fit drg standards )
nimble tundra
Secret of my success
urban kettle
MUSHROOM
narrow hill
brisk elbow
Crimson Glucose
distant ember
management, I crave the scarlet sucrose
static oasis
or actually addictive with the shakes and slowness if you don't eat mroe
or waiting it out
urban kettle
If red sugar restores health, would blue sugar restore mana and green sugar restore stamina?
novel fulcrum
@dry trout Leaf lovers obviously. Two doors down.
brisk elbow
Yellow sugar increases wealth. It's metallic.
narrow hill
Where did deep dark fantasies go? 😦
static oasis
banned, no lewd bugs
pastel quartz
Ravioli ravioli
Do not lewd the mineroli
woeful zodiac
analog tulip
abstract mulch
Every time you pop a loot bug it goes baka
brisk elbow
This is why you pet the bug and have someone else shoot it, so it'll purr instead of bust minerals.
(or you stay far enough to not hear it)
versed bolt
static oasis
the box can can!
narrow hill
you can pet the bugs???
abstract mulch
You can how ever put like 50 rounds into them cause they got in your way
brisk elbow
Just jump on the harvester, smh.
old whale
tfw 1999 was 10 years ago
brisk elbow
uhhhh
abstract mulch
Just power attack the harvester and make it feel bad
brisk elbow
Type in chat/get on mic and strongly word your disliking of the harvester.
urban kettle
A mod for DRG but all it does is add a slight blushing texture to loot bugs and replaces their death noises with moaning.
And that is why I should never be allowed to make mods.
grave yacht
remote yew
man the day this game gets decent modding support is the day i will be very happy
so much potential man
urban kettle
Purely client-side cosmetic and audio modding