i guess the glyphids found a better food source
#drg-memes-no-talk
timid raven
hallow mantle
This is actually why I want something that'll fight the Glyphid
They evolved to be this vicious race but they don't actually fight anything aside from the dwarves
lyric olive
static oasis
serene orchid
Allow the dwarves to have bayonets or axe heads on the end of their guns so they can just melee the bugs
Or allow them to use their hammers as melee weapons
hallow mantle
We have our pickaxes as melee weapons
wanton willow
The pickaxe is the most dwarven weapon
hushed lotus
Pickaxe are good melee weapons
timid raven
We must Bash the glyphids with our pickaxes
remote yew
hammers, pickaxes and axes are all great and very dwarven weapons
honestly putting on a nice weapon side to represent different pickaxe upgrades or even possibly overclocks could be very nice
quasi yacht
that is a drink
remote yew
a blackout stout grenade could be nice, get those glyphids knocked out or dazed for a while
although it might be a smidge too silly
timid raven
Dude come on that thing is clearly made to punch glyphids in the face
remote yew
perhaps
serene orchid
I pick axe sure is a dwarf weapon
But so are axes and the trusty hammer
Sure it’s nice to pierce a glyphids head in with a pick axe
But why not just smash their head into a pancake on the floor with a hammer
hexed jackal
Dark side of the moon cover
gaunt breach
the one on the left looks like it's shooting a beam
hexed jackal
^
brisk elbow
quasi yacht
its probably only 13 jadiz
hallow mantle
When do we get sized gems based on amount
brisk elbow
Collosall artifact
hallow mantle
I want the motherload of bittergem
fierce cobalt
w e ' r e r i c h
brisk elbow
Mining for a tiny aquark
rain scarab
fallow tree
To Me- To You Chuckle vision style
brisk elbow
"Would need lots of communication" no we damn don't, we just gotta ping it, then go "ROCK AND STONE!" and everyone else would know exactly what you're thinking.
remote yew
ive always thought about a possible "realism" type mode for drg
marble solar
Dwarves in space =/= Realism
remote yew
basically a bunch of changes which make the ai seem more like animals while also increasing how deadly individual fuana are alongside changes to the downage system which are similar to l4d's system
marble solar
We need a new enemy: Lootbug swarms that go nuts and attack your team for killing too many of them, like Legend of Zelda's chickens
pastel quartz
Every loot bug you kill has a chance to spawn a Lootbug Goliath miniboss nearby.
remote yew
another idea: false lootbugs - lootbug like creatures which when melled or shot at to low lootbug health unearth their lower body to reveal their long snake/centipede like form
perhaps this creature would be related to roly polys
red fable
incentivise lootbug killing by implying in universe that lootbugs gather minerals in order to create more Bulk Detonators and Oppressors
serene orchid
Killing a lootbug has a chance to awaken the lootbug mother which is far worse than dropping in with a dreadnought and bulk detonator next to you
Your only hope is to either die to pet the remaining loot bugs til she is appeased
brisk elbow
Let's be honest: They'd not want silence
dry trout
You remember the fallen by screaming their name as you charge into battle
brisk elbow
FOR KARL!
upper kernel
you kill the lootbug but suddenly you feel the earth squirming around you, your surroundings whiten and the ground feels squishy, you lose your footing and fall into the mass, your screams muffled by the cacophany of lootbug purring and squealing
mortis
brisk elbow
Me, a driller, looking at my map to try and figure out how to cut the paths short:
gleaming prism
Scouts and Drillers have the best chance do have mental retard change my IQ
brisk elbow
What's your main again?
hallow mantle
Not everything so he's inferior
Probably Scout or Driller based on his sentence though
loud nebula
Teamwork
Teamwork
Teamwork
Teamwork
That's the priority
compact dragon
I mean it is their planet
hallow mantle
If we split our forces that means they split theirs
Which means they split the party and we need to punish them
loud nebula
But they have the numbers against us
hallow mantle
Numbers mean nothing when it's split four ways
muted forge
Numbers mean nothing when you have sick ass guns
pastel quartz
Numbers mean nothing when you've got 4, wait 6, no, 12... A lot of aliens headed your way!
carmine storm
if he can count aliens in an incoming swarm, why cant this asshole tell us when the next room ahead has 12 acid spitters and 4 praetorians and 3 cave leeches
pastel quartz
I think they can only spot them if they're on the move?
gleaming lodge
Think it's more like the earth movement sensors
Shit gets shaky when thousands of bugs move
Or a very big bug
glass thicket
just made this
sage coyote
@glass thicket where's the sounds from
glass thicket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7cyaC8Q1f8 this video
carmine storm
how can they pinpoint egg locations or dreadnaught cocoons then if its only moving aliens
gleaming lodge
Idk probably different scanners, or maybe the shape of the caves?
hexed turtle
the dreadnaught cocoons are pretty damn loud, could be the sound waves
dawn path
@lucid cobalt who said Driller beards were ugly?
dawn path
how dare
remote yew
or even just at least some decent sideburns
dawn path
all facial hair is beautiful
remote yew
that beard looks like a glorified gotee
timber niche
It looks like a swarm of worm on his face, like a beard of bees, only worms
dawn path
...can we get some moustache/beard cosmetics that're just some gross "can't grow a decent beard even after 3 weeks of not shaving"?
timber niche
So, It turns out they make Glyphid juice
and I'm not talking slammers
Do you prefer your juice with or with out pulp?
brisk elbow
Oof ow my glyphids
rocky talon
I like it with pulp, extra fiber
dry trout
either sour or bitter, eitherway its horrible
remote yew
it sounds like it would make a great beer once you ferment it
@dawn path dwarves are incapable of growing crappy beards
dawn path
it would mean one of the dwarves is actually part pointy eared leaf lover
remote yew
If I wanted that I'd have joined the Republic, but this is the Empire and I was promised the King would have taken care of that problem
brisk elbow
Need memes
west peak
who said Driller beards were ugly?
You know why Driller don't have any beard by default? He's a dwarf. With a flamethrower. Even an ugly beard on the driller is already miracle.
golden spade
real dwarves would just wear beard armor
jade olive
Do you think dwarves donate beards for medical purposes like some people donate blood or organs?
distant ember
Nah man beards are to valuable
distant ember
Oh carp
distant ember
jade olive
oh no hes surrounded and he has airpods in he can't hear us oh god oh F***
distant ember
oh frick
lyric turtle
shy spire
Lip
neat onyx
gleaming prism
@loud nebula scout
distant ember
Nut69
Sounds like a rapper's name 
pastel quartz
Gunner picking up another shift at the glyphid juice factory:
Time to turn some aliens into thin green paste.
dawn path
That'd buy a lot of Blackout Stout
warped fiber
Big nut
ancient grotto
Nice
vernal crescent
Starch nut is what happens when you been drying the rag
sudden shuttle
waxen tendon
The prophecy has been fulfilled
ornate breach
Now I have to join with the 666.
marble solar
wintry agate
marble solar
Stop looking at Melony miner
Listen to me
Bewbs are only temporary
But Rock & Stone is forever
serene orchid
Woah there brother! You almost entered a leaf lovers area! best you stay away from there
They do not appreciate the way of the dwarf.
They care about nonsensical things.
But the stones and minerals are forever for us to work with.
Rock and Stone brother
merry field
bang head against table repeatedly
wicked bronze
That's strange looking C4.
dry trout
lost of beer lol
dry trout
nice
zealous nimbus
The weapons in DRG are ok.
The Beards are better.
Much better.
wild quest
Always the beard shows who is the best dwarf in the team
zealous nimbus
Yes.
raw rapids
minigun is so....mmm I like usin' it
marble solar
Lead Storm overclocked minigun
🖐️
👌
fading falcon
A wild good loot-bug appears 
React with 
to claim 68,421 
yes i did the number on purpose hate on me all you want.
fierce cobalt
loot bugs are for petting not popping
fading falcon
smashes another loot bug with malicious intent
serene orchid
A golden loot bugs life is voided once seen
serene orchid
Normal loot bugs are optional on being killed
dry trout
not*
serene orchid
Golden loot bugs existence breaches the life contract they signed
warped swift
normal lootbugs just arent ripe yet
fading falcon
golden loot bugs are people who actually give the right test answers when they take the test before you.
distant ember
Me reaching down to pick up my dropped blackout stout mug be like
https://youtu.be/MoZl5OgDctc
fading falcon
same
distant ember
fading falcon
so thats what the dwarves see when they drink blackout stout
distant ember
fading falcon
bruh how many have you drank so far
distant ember
13
distant ember
w h a t
fading falcon
L E A F L O V E R S P E C I A L
distant ember
fading falcon
shoves the entire mug and leaf lovers down your throat
distant ember
brisk elbow
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But God said
(Noise of Molly taking her sweet ass time getting into the drop-pod, please Molly hurry up I am in ironwill God damnit)
distant ember
we need a perk that takes 5 perk slots but allows you to carry molly
proven crown
carrying that thing would make you slower than it usually walks
distant ember
but you could actually move with your driller
without it taking the 5 km route around
bruh lemme just levitate real quick
that's actually the most confusing thing I saw when I first played
like, what's so hard just in just making it climb the droppod
pastel quartz
Every now and again I run with some madlad driller who spends five whole minutes calculating where the pod is going to show up and drilling a fast path back in advance so Molly follows it too.
distant ember
why make it have this T-pose levitation animation lol
I mean, that's not hard, you just need to always connect all the caves and you will always have the route out
dark prawn
Guess I have to uninstall Steam now....
brisk elbow
By my beard, THOSE DIRTY LEAF-LOVERS MADE ROBOTS OF THEMSELVES!
trail sentinel
brisk elbow
We need robot dwarves to outmatch them.
brisk elbow
You heard me. Robo-dwarves.
wraith burrow
dry trout
we have already gone over this, WEEBS ARE WORSE THAN LEAF LOVERS!
distant ember
idle sparrow
sumimasen borin-kun watashino cambatte better next time
distant ember
glyphids takes like cream cheese and agony
dry trout
i want to die after reading that nep
distant ember
Target locked. Requesting permission to fire AWBM (Anti-Weeb-Ballistic-Missile).
dry trout
FIRE
dark prawn
distant ember
sorry, your anti-weeb laser had glyphid poo in it
There it is.
Anti-Weeb-Laser? Seems unnecessarily complicated. A missile with a 1 kiloton payload works perfectly.
trail sentinel
less banter more drg memes
abstract widget
Someone needs to put explosion reflections in the goggles of the driller above.
red idol
When you get to the drop pod before everyone else
quasi yacht
merry christmas
sharp wing
Made by MeeMdic
deep wraith
Go home, nothing to see here
cosmic sigil
Fun Fact: Leaf Lovers Specials are made out of leaf lovers, that's why the barrels behind the bar are suspiciously dwarf height
icy yew
final saddle
Me when I play deep rock galactic
timid raven
Footage of karl killing a dreadnaught
red idol
Me when I equip Mini Shells and the Full Auto mod for Engie
hallow mantle
Drum is accurate at least
royal rover
@idle sparrow hey, that’s my my meme!
exotic pine
Nut he can
jade olive
thats not a DRG maymay REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
brisk elbow
little lantern
i will always remember that point extraction that went so terribly wrong we endend with constant swarms and 2 dreadnoughts on the loose
thank god bulk detonators werent a thing at that time
then again they would have probably ended our suffering far sooner
storm zenith
fierce cobalt
had a bulk det spawn during a salvage when we were trying to uplink to mission control
timid raven
honestly that should be illegal
timid raven
if a bulk spawns close to the upling what are you supposed to do
dry trout
die i guess
timid raven
bosco's arms do nothing to slow it down
brisk elbow
I hear there's this cool feature called "exit mission" that takes you out of that kinda situation instantly.
timid raven
I'm so confused
In the dirt digger mission text it says "We know management won't go back for anyone who gets trapped in the caves"
But upon starting the last stage of a deep dive mission control says: "...Otherwise there are beds reserved for your remains in the medbay"
Wich one is it management?
fading falcon
the second is if they find you.
timid raven
but it the first one says they won't go back for anyone
fading falcon
The other dwarves...
they will see your remains
and a few loot bugs slurping the loots
timid raven
i'm pretty sure that if i get incapacitated in the caves i'm gonna get eaten by a glyphid
fading falcon
What about your loot bags 🤔
hallow mantle
They won't go back for people caught in cave ins
The reason that assignment is there is to kill bulks so there aren't as many
timid raven
distant ember
yeet cones
scratch nuts
bally bulbs
salt stars
where THE FECK are the yeet cones
I have tons of nuts and stars and even some bulbs but those karldamn cones I have like 3
hexed turtle
why do so many people have a problem with finding them?
i have hundreds of everything except for bulbs
are they biome specific or pure luck?
brisk elbow
You're finding plentiful malt stars???
distant ember
I can't stop finding them
though, most wouldn't get them cause I swear plants keep spawning right next to every environmental damage spot and cliff possible
digital trout
I’m lacking in stars and cones
distant ember
dry trout
You guys are getting Ingredients!?
distant ember
You guys are getting paid?
haughty quartz
There was exactly one time when I found about 20 malt stars in one mission. Otherwise, I usually don't find any.
ember beacon
I’m really only short on bulbs
brisk elbow
I need damn bismor. I swear you can find it more in the Crystal caverns more than the damn biozone.
distant ember
common - sparce rarity is a lie
brisk elbow
I really hope we can buy ingredients some day.
gleaming prism
Management called, Merry Christmas team!
Next years budget includeds Hanukkah, good work.
brisk elbow
Christmas is here, lads! ROCK AND STONE!
light furnace
I want a nani eyes dread as an emoji
gilded pecan
dense aspen
Hahahaha
jaunty spoke
Rock and Stones and Champagne and Toasts and Wine and Foie Gras and [...]
Merry Dwarfmas
marble solar
Merry Karlmas 
rocky talon
merry dwarven yuletide
amber creek
Made it better (i guess)
novel fulcrum
rocky talon
when you get squaded with a bunch of leaf lovers
little lantern
I detect a great lack of firepower
distant ember
So what if I like really big guns!?
rocky talon
hey wait are there sfm models for DRG?
icy blaze
Ye, blender too
brisk elbow
Drop pod descends:
Scout: (Fearing for his life, making his last wishes and trying to make appeasments in what he thinks is his last moments)
Engineer: (Kindly trying to reassure and comfort said scout)
Driller: "I gotta take a dump."
distant ember
🤏🏿
brisk elbow
Me, trying to break off the 0.1 Morkite
flat hatch
[Drop Pod Called]
distant ember
Emergency shuttle has docked with the station.
that moment when you are running from a horde of bugs, but still pet the loot bug on the pass through
wooden echo
warm anchor
what is that even a picture of
icy blaze
Too many effects applied. Dark souls cursed debuff. Someone, get this man a bad meme citation.
fierce cobalt
abstract zinc
Lmao
icy blaze
Thank you
timber niche
Remember kids, deep fried memes are unhealthy and should be eaten sparingly.
static oasis
mine are the forbidden kind, yet here we are
timber niche
Maggots are just forbidden twinkies, prove me wrong.
Lootbugs are giant mineral fruit gushers
torn raft
anyone know where i can get a high res image of mission control
remote yew
through the vent above the computer in the med bay, its a tight fit so make sure to get some sort of lubricant. Just keep going straight and then take a left at the third vent fork
torn raft
nice thx
molten zinc
ha, a true dwarf wouldn't need any space lube!
hot shadow
a true dwarf always needs space lube 😫
iron canyon
red fable
i have but one desire
and that is to punch a glyphid so hard that it gets wrapped around my arm and becomes an impomptu glyphid slayers armor skin
pure mountain
@red fable get an acid spitter one so you can shoot acid from your arm
because that is totally how it works
exotic gulch
remote yew
a real dwarf would go for explosive punches
torn raft
Tape c4 to your fist
remote yew
thats only 2 maybe 8 explosive punches max, not good enough
red fable
Imagine a Glyphid slayers variant of the MK3 Heavy Gunner suit
MK3 Armor with praetorian and Oppressor armor plates strapped to it
idle rock
tbh i wouldnt be too surprised if armor skins in cores came in not too much time
timber niche
When you ignore all danger for that barely bulb
brisk elbow
timber niche
🛋️ 🍹
Haz 0 solo be like
restive folio
there is 0 haz..?
timber niche
Yeah, it's called mission control
red girder
When my friend aren't around, I play more and more with randoms and I'm enjoying it, because this community and this game are great
brisk elbow
Let's play Haz -1
restive folio
most randoms i play with are either chinese hackers or high-lvl noobs
surprisingly low-level doods play better than those with >300
timber niche
chinese hackers? What
static oasis
stares in high level noobness
timber niche
I love those 300 account level players who still teamkill on the regular with cluster bombs and C4
static oasis
hey now, I'm a noob, but not That noob
abstract mulch
I love people who call supply drops just to top up on hp
Meanwhile I'm having a grand old time pick-ing things to death cause I ran out for the minigun like 5 time ago
timber niche
I keep dying in melee because I keep forgetting about the guard buff
So I'll be there slapping a guard in the face screaming "WHY WONT YOU DIE"
abstract mulch
I tried meleeing a bulk once, that didn't go well
ornate breach
If you manually initiate the pickaxe after meleeing an enemy, you can attack faster.
remote yew
i have never been team killed by c4 in my life
or maybe all those times were so traumatizing that my brain obscures them
north wolf
i can fix that for you
abstract mulch
It was less of I wanted to melee the bulk and more of I had to melee the bulk
Dpsland is nice but uses a lot of ammo to hit 400 kills on a morkite mission constantly
I wish more bulks spawned, especially in haz5 cause it takes it from "Ohshit" to "OHSHIT" and that's fun
distant ember
AWE SHITE, DETONATOR, REPEAT, DETONATOR
west timber
I am Adorable
distant ember
Taco Tuesday gang
but seriously i want this as a cosmetic hair option
you already have the flamer and drills
west timber
Same
distant ember
and just look ITS ROGAL
dry trout
It is I, Rogal Dorn
distant ember
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
trail sentinel
Where are the drg memes at
abstract mulch
The biggest meme is making it to the pod with 5 seconds left cause it actually took that long to run to it xd
distant ember
then getting grabbed by a leech
abstract mulch
Gets to big ass room, bulk, opressors, and a grabber spawn
And then the grabber totes you off to fuckville population just you
abstract mulch
Slasher is way more annoying tbh
Cause webbers almost never hit if you're moving
Meanwhile slashers clip you from like 30 feet away
brisk elbow
How about a bulk just spawning out of nowhere?
abstract mulch
I love bulks so I would enjoy that more than I should
brisk elbow
teal dome
ornate breach
sonic frost
gilded pecan
When you complete a mission by the skin of your armor
distant ember
when driller's C4 pouch accidentally unlocked during droppod return
you fools
those are just gnomes
pastel quartz
INVISIBILITY BEER CONFIRMED
distant ember
Sadly it need 100
distant ember
2 drillers 2 scouts farming time
restive folio
back to what i said earlier today i didn't mean that all chinese players are hackers and every >300lvl guy is a bad player
i only meant that i have bad luck with strangers
marble solar
Scouts who check for cave leeches
I wish
static oasis
I throw tons of lights if we stay in a room ❤️
with my trusty light throwing gun
but I tend to panic and run like a headless chicken
distant ember
when i play with people i just stick lights to the ceilings over players
tranquil prawn
I'm a greenbeard, but god damn it every time I play with people those things never show up. And then I go solo I get grabbed right after sending bosco to the other side of the room.
distant ember
like idc if you are just mining nitra on that little side path you get a flare
woeful zodiac
red idol
drg lore: the dwarves have ww1 hats so they participated in ww1
Driller dug the trenches
fierce cobalt
Engi operated the artillery
Gunner used the machine guns
Scout died in No-Man's Land
shy zenith
Scout was drunk on the battlefield.
quasi yacht
scout wasn't there at all he just has the hat for the looks
novel fulcrum
Only brave and aware will find what's wrong.
idle sparrow
scout was the sniper of the unit
driller did not dug trenches but tunnels below enemy trench and destroy / collapse them with c4
fierce matrix
What if
You tried to get into heaven
But God said
Kicking barrels is a sin
dry trout
If kicking barrels is a sin, then im going to hell for all eternity
static oasis
depends on the religion, if you truly repent you can get in
like catholic priests :^3
novel fulcrum
We all are going to hell, but at least I will have some more nitra there
brisk elbow
Found some noitrah!
abstract mulch
Found some nitra scout proceeds to make the gunner zip line to it instead of doing it himself
pastel quartz
[drop pod doors open]
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC STARTS]
dry trout
BFG Division starts playing
abstract mulch
BFD division
sudden shuttle
timid raven
raw rapids
more like a Granite Smoothie
vernal plover
remote yew
increased swag is corelated with increased fear induced in glyphids
boreal coyote
Yes
quasi yacht
the Chad Driller against the boomer Glyphids
desert inlet
Driller but his drill heads are made of slim Jim’s and when you need to escape via tunnel he just stands with soggy, spiced, meat twirling in circles before getting mauled to death
distant ember
oh no
desert inlet
Pickaxe but every time you hit a swarmed it goes oooh daddy
timid raven
congratulations, you have created an idea so cursed god himself is disgusted
distant ember
dry trout
timid raven
desert inlet
quasi yacht
omae wa mou banned
timid raven
desert inlet
How uncomfortable would you be if the pickaxe was floppy?
quasi yacht
very
distant ember
get out
timid raven
unreal lichen
desert inlet
Cryo cannon now shoots jello to allow the dwarves faster transversal of downhill slopes
timid raven
Please leave the server before we have to use radon gas
desert inlet
Karl died for this
dry trout
The Nanite bombs are ready to be thrown
quasi yacht
Leave that Dwarf behind
dry trout
mission control: "Remember, leave no Dwarf behind." me: points to Panduh. Mission control: "Except him"
desert inlet
jello cannon stops
bleak stone
It’s probably already frozen jello shards we are shooting out
timid raven
desert inlet
I do wonder if all the ales have insect ingredients
Mactera brew has gotta have mactera goo in it
bleak stone
Well Glyhid slammer.. hmm....
desert inlet
I’m sorry for all the mental images, boys, they came to me in a vision
But floppy pickaxe still has me dying
timid raven
placid kraken
floppy minigun that spins like a pinwheel when fired
bleak stone
But like when pickaxe skins come out we need a floppy one but it mines ores inconsistently
timid raven
Cease
bleak stone
Floppy spinigun can be used with bullet hell and it will be viable
desert inlet
Grenades are now like sticky hand things in quarter machines at grocery stores
bleak stone
Wait
desert inlet
They just splat and slowly regain shape before detonating
bleak stone
Sticky hand grappling hook
timid raven
I fixed it
distant ember
metric detected
dry trout
the better system
distant ember
the logical part of me says yes this is good but the oily oaf side says it is BAD
distant ember
but americans appear and light you up
trail sentinel
distant ember
BETC is replaced by an m1a1 abrams
desert inlet
freedom intensifies
distant ember
and instead of beeping you hear swearing and star spangled banner
placid kraken
cant be grabbed by macteras but cant lift yourself on platforms and swarms are replaced with usa
trail sentinel
desert inlet
Bosco is now a reaper drone
distant ember
And you are on the surface in the sandblasted corridors
dry trout
Wheres the Black hawk
distant ember
Deep Rock- Arma edition
Thats the drop pod
but you dont get on it
the swarm gets off it
distant ember
Maybe its like point extraction except its an oil rig and you have to defend the platform
so a crawler?
distant ember
brisk elbow
abstract mulch
I've had a brain wave
A mutator like exploder infestation
But for bulks instead
brisk elbow
timid raven
It Got Me!
brisk elbow
Help! I'm paraloized!
blazing timber
Something tells me we're in for a long night.
desert inlet
floppy pick axe intensifies
brisk elbow
abstract mulch
It do be like that
fierce cobalt
Fungus Bogs but there's no Glyphids
||They're replaced by the Viet Cong||
abstract mulch
They're in the glow trees
abstract mulch
Finding a bittergem or compressed gold with 4 idiots be like **"we're rich" "we're rich" "we're rich" "we're rich" "we're rich" "we're rich" "we're rich"... **
vernal blade
Finding anything taggable with 4 idiots do be like that
brisk elbow
Finding an artifact be like- "I wonder if it's edible?" "Strange thing." "What the heck is this thing?" "I wonder if it's edible?" "I wonder if it's edible?"
abstract mulch
"I found a gold vien" "There is gold" "Gooooold" "Oh my beard, it's a detonator" "Gooooooold"
brisk elbow
Beefed up Praetorians.
abstract mulch
Pumped up glyphids
brisk elbow
Ok, so, y'know how dreadnaughts puppate? Also those egg-mission things?
I want to see the adult version of those two.
abstract mulch
When we getting veterans back I liked the pandemonium they caused by being beefy
bleak stone
Yeah the dreads are probably just the babbies
abstract mulch
Also bulk infestation, devs make it happen
brisk elbow
You want your bulks in bulk?
abstract mulch
I want it to be like back when the update first came out
I think it was 23
Where you got like 4 spawning at once
brisk elbow
If you want more bulks, get on a ghost mission
bleak stone
But that one is lame :(
brisk elbow
Dreads make babies as an actual attack. Which is worying.
brisk elbow
Like, this thing literally vommited those babies and in a second or two, they're walking and already attacking.
bleak stone
The bulk at home : haunted cave
abstract mulch
The bulk at home >exploder infestation
bleak stone
Explode infest is like only good for golden bugs
Also I wanted the haunted cave to be
More horror based
It’s just annoying rn
abstract mulch
Exploder infestation with volatile guts be like 🎉 🎆
brisk elbow
abstract mulch
When the driller suicide satchals
bleak stone
I wish bulk exploder volatile was like a bigger nuke
brisk elbow
Volatile guts Bulks are just made 10x bigger
bleak stone
:)
abstract mulch
Not the explosion just the bulk itself is 10x bigger
brisk elbow
And throw a lot more bomb-pimples when they die.
bleak stone
Does gold rush feel more rare, and sometimes not a gold rush at all
abstract mulch
"It's a big one" "Ohshit it really is a big one"
bleak stone
I guess they nerfed it bc pots o gold
brisk elbow
Pots o' gold is unreal.
bleak stone
I got gold rush pots but the mission didn’t really have much gold :(
bleak stone
Maybe gold should be worth more
You get a lot from pots but turning into credit it’s not really all that amazing
brisk elbow
We're rich!
bleak stone
Does gold rush spawn more compressed?
abstract mulch
I don't think so
bleak stone
Speaking of modifiers I want to be able to have a mode where I select them
brisk elbow
Doesn't do that.
bleak stone
Least the negative ones
brisk elbow
Sadly.
bleak stone
Like I want to have more than 1 negative modifier
brisk elbow
Imagine finding 2 compressed golds in one mission.
red idol
Salvage generally spawns low minerals
bleak stone
I think I did
red idol
it just be like that sometimes unfortunately
bleak stone
Find 2 compressed on a mission once
I think it was a gold rush
That’s why was wondering
red idol
more reasons for me to dislike Salvage
valid python
I remember when gold was abundant
abstract mulch
I want a perk that lets me take more agro
desert inlet
I like salvage
desert inlet
Especially when the gunner zips are all over
abstract mulch
dpsland needs himself more ability to agro
bleak stone
Can we get like a challenge mode which we have all the negative modifiers on us
distant ember
Modifier to give buggers iron will
desert inlet
Volatile guts + shield disruption
bleak stone
A mission with lethal, plague, parasites, exploder,02,haunted cave
abstract mulch
Need a modifier that doubles the already negative modifier
Exploder infestation 2
bleak stone
Or a option to increase the negative modifier present for a extra reward
red idol
I still miss Search & Extract
brisk elbow
It does exist. It's called Haz 5.
brisk elbow
Imagine hearing the egg-mother thing in a nearby cave when it roars.
red idol
Removed game mode, it was ME but all maps were huge caverns
probably removed because it was too similar
bleak stone
Sounds cool
red idol
but I loved that shit
abstract mulch
The game should have like a push the payload mission that leads you to a boss fight against a dread that grew up
brisk elbow
I hope it comes back. I want to see it.
novel fulcrum
Since when #drg-memes-no-talk became a chat?
bleak stone
I’m excited to what they are gonna add with the new game mode
distant ember
new enemy- the mass of organic matter that eggs are in but it is moving around
bleak stone
On the map
red idol
drg memes is just drg-chat-2-shitpost-edition
distant ember
^
brisk elbow
This place is basically chat #2 because we can say lots of nonsense and also post pictures.
bleak stone
Ofc
Drg chat is probably for like advice and questions
Here we just default dance all over the glyhpids
brisk elbow
Floss on the bugs.
novel fulcrum
Ok, call me when its memes
red idol
ur a meme
distant ember
I dont like doomguy with that expression
red idol
come to think of it I guess that’s why I like PE so much
one large open room just like S&E
bleak stone
I’m not that much into Pe
desert inlet
Pipis
desert inlet
What is pe?
bleak stone
Point extraction
brisk elbow
Bring back S&E but give us Mini-Mules
desert inlet
Oh right right
red idol
I like the freedom of movement with the scout jump OC
bleak stone
Shotgun jump is my favorite
desert inlet
I like PE, especially if gunners zip lines are on point
bleak stone
You can just zoom across the map in 2 shots
distant ember
I like PE because on solo you can either throw everything to the minehead or make bosco mine the far away stuff
Also because imo jadis is easier to find on them
brisk elbow
How strong is the shotgun knockback?
bleak stone
Pe is like 5x easier on solo jsut because of bosco
red idol
yes
bleak stone
Yes
distant ember
How?
distant ember
I kept trying t- oh im dumb
bleak stone
He’s a bit slow tho
brisk elbow
But remermber, Bosco will hover over hills or pitfalls of any kind, so if you ask him to give your item back, he'll drop it into hell.
bleak stone
Also shot gun jump stomps Pgl jump out of the water
distant ember
Ye
bleak stone
Shotgun makes you fly
distant ember
I only ever let bosco drop something if he is over a minehead or molly
red idol
shotgun jump is the most fun oc without contest
whoever suggested that at GSG is a genius
bleak stone
They need to make pgl like that
red idol
aye
brisk elbow
uh oh
bleak stone
Time to paint the scout green
brisk elbow
Lime beard scout
distant ember
Costs 100000000000 jadis
bleak stone
Leaf lover scout
distant ember
And 1 croppa
bleak stone
Pgl jump should be buffed in some way btw
red idol
nothing like watching me a shotgun jumping scout blast around the caves at 100 mph only to fall down a pit with their grappling hook on cd and die
brisk elbow
Jadiz is fine, but croppa? Shit man, I rather shave my beard than spend croppa.
bleak stone
More movement, or no dmg on yourself when jumping
unreal lichen
id love a buff to that
distant ember
@brisk elbow wot croppa is easy for me
bleak stone
Even though fire Pgl is used 99% of the time it’s essential for Pgl jump
distant ember
Its jadis and bismor that give me trouble
brisk elbow
Jadiz is easy! Not bismor, though
H
distant ember
bismor is just iron pyrite change my mind
brisk elbow
I run into the Crystaline Caverns for my Bismore more than the bogs.
brisk elbow
It totally is Pyrite
brisk elbow
My lowest is Err
distant ember
Jadis- jade
brisk elbow
Magnite- cranberry cobbler
distant ember
Umanite- maybe emerald or uranium
Magnite is literally ruby with magnetite inclusion
Croppa is weird
brisk elbow
Probably rusted copper
distant ember
it could also be emerald or- yeah
Malachite
There we go
Error cube- a bunch of gamecubes stuck together
brisk elbow
Error cubes are just giant rubix cubes. The previous owner painted all sides black because they couldn't solve it.
distant ember
yes
wot do you think holomite is for
Also how strong are dwarves to break what i believe is quartz with a single pick swing
Since the silicate crystals are probably quartz
brisk elbow
I thought it was silicone?
distant ember
Silicone? No thats not crystalline
abstract mulch
Dwarves be strong af my guy
distant ember
i wonder how tough glyphids are then to eat multiple pick hits
static oasis
distant ember
do not
static oasis
a total lack of DRG meme, that's what's this
distant ember
well i mean the actual chat room is people talking about serious stuph
we identified all the crafting materials and error cubes
brisk elbow
Dwarves can throw comprsesed gold pretty hartd.
distant ember
I need someone to make a meme
Add mactera eyes to this moth
so its bongo mactera
brisk elbow
Ok, so what's in a Yeast Cone? Can't be yeast.
static oasis
rock and stone brothers!
red idol
Yeet Cone
static oasis
true dwarves never die, and have heavy metal alloy livers
brisk elbow
Guys
distant ember
brisk elbow
WHat if we have a SCOTTISH DWARF? Imagine the sheer beer power.;
distant ember
THIS IS NOT A CONE
IT LOOKS LIKE AN EGG
oh no
Scottish dwarf
wait i saw someone post a “highlander” dwarf who had a chainsword
brisk elbow
Also, it's a cone.
distant ember
NOOOOOO
brisk elbow
Those blue bits on the bottom? They're stems of some kind. So it's an upside down cone.
distant ember
ngl if i am gonna believe that i need to see one cut open
distant ember
Malt is grain prepared for brewing so maybe its what barley bulbs develop into
brisk elbow
Wait, the ingredients are legit beer ingredients? Damn.
static oasis
maybe malt stars are mushrooms
brisk elbow
Underground these
distant ember
i think yeast cones might contain a fungus similar to yeast
Barley bulbs are really high in proteins similar to barley the grain
And starch nuts have sugar in them
distant ember
just saying rock candy like that is awful
brisk elbow
How dare you
brisk elbow
It's godly when it's nice and sweet.
abstract mulch
Pray that no shields doesn't happen
remote yew
im a newb and the second mission was mactera swarm and all i had equiped was a cryo cannon and axes, literally the worst kit against mactera
distant ember
No shields lethal enemies cave leech cluster
remote yew
we were sending a message from a black box and got destroyed
that scout carried us through for so long but in the end i couldnt do much
abstract mulch
That first mission on elite is mean
And hellish
Can't believe they'd make us commit lootbug aboos as a objective
brisk elbow
Oh yeah
This final room was loaded as hell.
There was compressed gold, too. I called Molly before I found it, though.
brisk elbow
Oh no
rocky talon
all go driller
abstract mulch
It started point with no o2, ended with point lethal
brisk elbow
distant ember
some incorrect statistics are present
Beer is missing a few zeroes and research isnt labeled omelettes
brisk elbow
Then why do we have to hunt for ingredients to make 70% of the list?
distant ember
Because most of the beer money goes to replacing your liver
brisk elbow
If my dwarf-liver is too weak to handle six blackout stouts, then I deserve to stay dead
distant ember
The rest goes to supplying oily oaf
red idol
DEEP ROCK SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO INVEST IN SOME... BETTER EQUIPMENT
distant ember
see i wish that line was better delivered
brisk elbow
Fuck Deep Rock and their... *Shuffles deck* lack of Better Equipment
distant ember
Like the awkward pause is what kills it for me
brisk elbow
Zipline Gunners be like: https://gfycat.com/frigiddefensiveapatosaur
ornate breach
Imagine if there was elasticity to the cables in-game.
Or if too many people are on it, it could break the anchor points if they are on a ledge.
distant ember
Oh no
brisk elbow
This is why the zipline points dig into the ground like, 7 feet.
distant ember
make it so scouts hook line can break if he is falling and shoots up
So hes like “ah yes time to not die to gravity” and the line just snaps
brisk elbow
Scout should be able to shoot downwards and put his grappling hook in reverse, propelling himself.
distant ember
Huh
hexed turtle
Scout: Pulls oneself down to the ground
Scout: Takes no fall damage
Gravity:
brisk elbow
Well, you see, uhhh... when scout uses his hook, all the downwards inertia and momentum is pushed off into the hook so the scout takes no damage.
hexed turtle
hmmm.....
brisk elbow
I wish throwing large objects at enemies hurt them.
hexed turtle
hmmm.......
interesting
would be fun to smash bugs with stuff, even just swarmers
distant ember
wot if you could spend nitra to call in nanite bomb dispensers
Since they hurt bugs too
hexed turtle
why can't we call in some special weaponry for nitra anyway?
distant ember
Like 150 nitra for a dispenser
brisk elbow
Salvage mission leg: *exists*
Dwarves: YEET
distant ember
Wait lets discuss this idea then post it in suggestions after checking that it isnt a repost
abstract mulch
Remember, you're not being a good gunner if you don't manage at least 90% of your team's kills
gleaming lodge
(including killing your teammates)
abstract mulch
Well yeah that's a given
Especially when you can't move and people keep running in front of you
dusky bough
i find it hard to accidentally team kill someone
unless the friend has no shield and a sliver of health
brisk elbow
Get all Kill credit by "accidently" killing your team with a cluster grenade and not helping htem.
abstract mulch
@dusky bough so literally everyone who jumps in front of my minigun
dusky bough
welp
abstract mulch
Knowing I can't move cause of lead storm
dusky bough
lmao
however
my friend when he gunners
has this insatiale lust for cluster grenades
and the amount of times he fuckin yeet them into a crowd
and im part of that fucking crowd
is too damn high
brisk elbow
Our scouts need some Life Alert because they've fallen
A N D T H E Y C A N ' T G E T U P
undone ginkgo
I really do need a Life Alert
I was playing an Aquarq mission with my friend yesterday and I took a big drink of beer every time I died of fall damage
It happened a lot
abstract mulch
You know what's the best meme thou
"Machine event starting" "The swarm is upon you"
undone ginkgo
I was playing with the same friend earlier today and Mission control said "a pack of Praetorians is coming your way"
No praetorians appeared
And after like five minutes of looking for them one just kinda lumbers around the corner and that's the end of the wave
abstract mulch
I kept getting dreads spawning on normal missions
Which iirc is supposed to be rare
gleaming lodge
yeah i got like 2 like 50 hours earlier and haven't had one since
probably got a total of 5 dreads on normal missions in my 600 hours
abstract mulch
I got one to spawn on a normal mission, there was a crate, an event, a hoarder, like 6 bulks spawned
3 breeders
gleaming lodge
sounds like fun
abstract mulch
If my level gen rng got any better I would have been given like 4 error cubes for no reason probably
brisk elbow
Look out, a pack of praetorians is coming your way
abstract mulch
"We're rich"
wooden echo
WE'RE RICH
native radish
Holy shit
ebon mortar
brisk elbow
One of these missions running in the crystal cavern is kinda... weird.
It had a billion Jadiz, low gravity, a bittergem, an event RIGHT NEXT TO THE MINEHEAD RIG, and a hoarder.
I don't know how the game would handle the tower.
abstract mulch
@brisk elbow "We're rich"
brisk elbow
I GOT BACK HOME 2 MINUTES SHORT, SO i CAN VISIT THIS BLESSED CAVE AGAIN!
Nevermind, the goods are gone. Damn.
final saddle
F
knotty scarab
I have noticed that the OC “magic bullets” for gunner has the same name as the magic bullet that killed j.f.Kennedy and Connally
old whale
when the gunner shoots a zipline to get up to the ledge you just built a staircase to
timid raven
"Look at this idiot"
old whale
fat gunners are the funniest shit
timid raven
what
old whale
ah shit just wasted all my Ziplocs leaving the spawn
BETTER CALL A RESUPPLY
too fat and lazy to use their own legs
distant ember
that feel when you are on haz5 and get surrounded by 200 swarmers eating your legs away, but you have a Fat Boy PGL with armor break
abstract mulch
Normally I just throw down an incendiary and do justgunnerthings
distant ember
I see how it is
i respect you for being the driller but i hereby ban you from ceiling ore and sugar
sterile goblet
abstract mulch
Gunner gang just wants people to stop jumping into his stream of bullets
dry trout
just stop dropping infront of my gun pls
brisk elbow
Dude, you're dropping your bullets at a fast rate. I'm just catching them for you so you don't lose them!
abstract mulch
Those bullets are special, they're for my friends
The glyphids need some bullet love of friendship
Especially the bulks, poor bulks
brisk elbow
Bulks just need a hug.
pastel quartz
I swear, ever since I got Lead Storm it's like there's a 50% increase in teammates jumping into my line of fire.
abstract mulch
It do be like that
brisk elbow
"Just let your emotions out..."
Bulks: *Nuclear explosion*
undone ginkgo
Don't worry Gunner Gang, me and the rest of Scout Squad are too busy dying of fall damage to get teamkilled by you
abstract mulch
Leeches
brisk elbow
I hate leeches.
distant ember
dont worry fellow scout
distant ember
Soon we will discover gravity
undone ginkgo
They really are a "fuck you" kind of enemy
abstract mulch
Leeches are express elevators if you're brave enough
distant ember
I feel the same energy from bulk detonaters that i do from minigun dozers in payday 2
undone ginkgo
I have an express elevator in my hand so I'm good
brisk elbow
Psssh, using leeches? Hope on Grabbers.
distant ember
yall weak use trawlers
abstract mulch
Grabbers always take me to what we in the industry refer to as, fuckville, and I don't like going to fuckville
brisk elbow
I wish I could jump on a Silica Harvester, grab its eyes, and control it like Ratatioli.
undone ginkgo
Man the residents of Fuckville just want to be your friend
abstract mulch
They can have my special friendship bullets of love then
undone ginkgo
Of course!
clear dagger
Bulk in the EDD really cucked us
distant ember
get on top of the box
clear dagger
We did, still sucked
sage coyote
nice meme
clear dagger
we made a reverse bunker, a platform tower so the bugs got hurt as they walked to us, it sucked but we finished. Bulks are meme enemies
abstract mulch
Still need a bulk infestation mutator thou
Lets be honest that would be stupid fun
distant ember
do bulks take damage from explosions?
because if yes then you just pile them up and send a scout with iron will inside
brisk elbow
Bulk detonator Royale
pastel quartz
Bulks take reduced damage from explosions. Not sure if each others' explosions hurt them at all.
distant ember
Just means we gotta test this