#drg-memes-no-talk
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somebody told me that if you drink enough leaf lovers you get elven ears
is this true?
why not go and try it
incredibly
leaf lover
wouldn't half dwarf, half giants be the best?
it gives me conniptions
True
"Giant sized dwarf" drink enough of that growth beer and you got it
Karl help us.
Giant Dwarf for the giant glyphid.
Do they have pest control but for elves? I think we need some pesticide on hand in the rig.
We do. It's called beer
That be true
And I'll take overgrown ants over leaf lovin', tree huggin', pointy-eared freaks anyday.
Hippy leaf loving fools problably choose bows and arrows over guns
But you got to admit, there is one thing elves are very useful for.
yeah their corpses burn really well
Target practice
Target practice?
I like the way you think
Before I go on missions, I like to slam down a drink fo some kind. No LL though.
I prefer to have Lloyd hook up one of the hoses directly to my mouth
Remember that day the the supply ship was late?
It wasn't.
I drank it.
Not just the liquids.
I remember learning about that in history class.
Legend says Karl didn't die. That he just retired to a planet with alcohol oceans.
Laser swords, how primitive.
Eat yeast cones so you get autobrewery disorder or whatever.

don't gotta tell me twice
I've actually turned my liver into its own distillery.
Also did I just see what I thought saw.
Nice work, demoman
no im not modeling a leaf lover
Boyo ill throw you out the rig
They changed the wiki. Dwarf Do Stinky Fart is no more.
Where dwarves go when they kick one too many barrels into the launch bay
Ok
wow, just like karl
[This comment has been flagged for anti-management propaganda]
Let's take the barrels with us https://gfycat.com/miniaturecloseguineafowl
The drop pod is a giant barrel.
As a gag they should have barrels generate underground and you can deposit them and collect them for no reason
like error cubes
Salvage Mission but it's for barrels.
just what are in barrels
The value isn't what's in the barrel. It's the barrel itself
I'm gonna go drown in my sorrows.
you see bulk closing in during salvage
gunner throws a cluster inside the uplink area
driller drops a charge in the middle of the uplink area
Driller starts digging into the volcano next to you when repairing a mini mule
So the only thing I remember from my dream last night is "So that's why they yell "Rock and Stone!" It's how they reload."
Your face when you reflexively press V with others.. carrying an aquarq on zipline..
https://i.gyazo.com/e75f168c60383722e2b5ea8d0ade25b1.png
i need mechanical arms to automatically press V for me every 30 seconds
without forcing me to drop stuff
What does V do??
The V key will instantly kill all glyphids in Hoxxes.
what about Macteras?
It also deletes Macteras from existence.

Side effect : FOR KARL and eventually : ROCK AND STONE
(Scarce appearence of "We are unbreakable" may occur)
One leaf lover, and can I get it thinned with some water?

no
i can see alot of people buying the supporter edition now to mix these relic skins with the golden armor
1000 iq development team
non-drg memes when
i normally dont like gold skins
but damn those ancestral stuff looks well golden π
Australium
Karluminium
Finally,
Karlinium
Legend says if you collect 1 million Karluminum, you get to meet Karl when you die.
you always meet Karl when u die, but a Dwarf never dies
How do you get those relic skins?
Man, that game was my childhood
i have the disk
Same
I wanted that game so bad as a kid. Never got it
i replayed the same stuff over and over again xd
I don't remember
my grandparents got me it
But I think there's like a tiny clipboard on one side of the main menu, or on the level completion screen
you click that to save
But yeah, I went years without knowing that xD
I just wish I could still play it
It doesn't run on modern windows, and I haven't been able to get legacy programs to work :p
does anyone know where i could get a free copy of Rock Raiders VG @fierce matrix ?
The game's 20 years old mate, good luck finding anyone who'll part with it without getting something in return
xd
its a special relic
i had lego rock raiders lego sets too
but dismantled them and sold them quite a while ago
look around a bit and found this helmet
from a set
at least i think its from it
also had some newer rock raiders stuff or whatever it was called
had this guy too
now they are a bit expensive xd
25 on amazon
those little rock monsters are also almost the same price
had a lot of them
not from rock raiders tho i think
but a later version
Oh man that just dug up some repressed memories
Which is strange because I only ever recall owning Star Wars lego sets
Yet I distinctly remember those little rock gremlins
From somewhere
I tried to fit as many of the little gems in his mouth as I could
oh
Dude could fit like 4 or 5
Bruh where the FUCK did I get those from?
They're not star wars
And I only had star wars legos
also have this from the same setied
series
some parts lost
there was also a stone one
No I just recognize the little dude
whose arm is on this dood
wierd
weird
cool how so many people had these
or know about them
Which is what freaks me out
Was it like a McDonald's promo or something?
Where did it come from?
their sets were pretty big, as far as I remember (had some myself too, no idea where they are though)
you had bigger ones as well, with crystals 'growing' out of them and everything
and of course enough digging equipment to make the driller weep with joy
Those guys were from the Power Miners sets, the humans wore blue equipment with neat helmets while driving big green mining tools and fighting glowing rock monsters that ate crystals.
Too bad they weren't DWARVES
their purpose: slowly move towards the nearest zipline and knock it over. preferably while you are riding it across a lava chasm.
Dropping a resupply pod just to see the cats knock it over

imagine they just sit on drop pods and near lights for the ambient heat
staring into your soul
judging
and purr when pet
and go π
when wave starts and run away
disappearing
where? who knows?!
you mean other dwarves :v
and they chase after silicate harvesters, just to play with them
do you guys sometimes play driller and try to throw a c4 but lag makes nothing happen so you click again and instantly kill die with everything around you
that movie is cursed
Honestly
^TBH
i wanna this as sequel
game about high tech elfs living and huntin' in wooods
OKAY LEAF LOVER
Give demoman a glock
BTW
@amber creek what's this from? Looks like Digimon
No Guns Life, some cyberpunk anime, didn't watched it myself, yet @copper rampart
Looks interesting tho
A guns life, the secret to a bugs life
@wanton willow
Yep
I hope Engie gets a line where he says it like the one from TF2 while building a sentry.
"The answer is a gun. If that don't work, use more gun"
"And if that don't work..." (Bulk Detonator goes off in the distance)
I see that elf there
Had to ruin the moment
Oh wait that's a lootbug with an elf hat
Still reason enough to kill it
Rude
@amber creek you reminded me of Revolvermon
elves are one thing
another more ridiculous crime is that it's all above some sort of white void
some of us call it "snow"
yeah ik
just joshin' bc the snow just looks like a white void
CURSED
πππ
what does ftw mean?
For the win
thankyou
Np
Rock n Stone

far over the misty mountains
ya all listening to Dragon shore from Clamavi De Profundis?
When you whack a vein of minerals and it becomes flat:
That reminds me, the glitch item must be galena.
- Dark grey but also shiny
- Occurs as weird cubes
- Extremely heavy
- Probably not edible
not likely because it says its warm and feels like asphalt
I thought it smelled like asphalt
I thought it sounds like asphalt
I thought it was edible.
I can hear that MOA gif
Proud to announce I just spent the last ten minutes tapping the button for the drop pod
IDK if it's been done before but here's a rushed piece
Intelect
Good News Everyone! You can now pour your Leaf Lover's Special On the Ground, Where it deserves to be.
incredible, the technology today
Has Deep Rock finally invested in better equipment?
Finally, We have Gravity
I want to order 4 beers for myself in single player so I get more bang for my buck
When the game knows that you are still going to fail when a new Scout joins the game.
gotta stay hydrated brothers! 
man that made me thirsty
cant wait to see opressor
finally, you can pat/pet lootbugs
But can you pat Molly and Bosco
i want to beat molly and shake my hand in anger at bosco
i wanna be able to pet the loot raptor
S a m e
me whenever i go to the bogs
S A M E
Why does that one cup have a brass knuckles handle
I'll bruise a glyphid with a damn mug
why is there a leaf lover's special's mug there?
mug
yes mug, but you might pick up a fight with somenone bud
I love
all mugs
As long as you poured the drink on the ground
a leaflover's head dont fit in a mug, maybe in a barrel
To then kick into the launch tube
yes

Ah! The Bogs! And Dense Biozone, I get the same issue
Management is well-known to be absolutely NOT ok with that kind of behavior.
"Ooh! Jadiz!." Nope, just me being old and blind
That could be a driller launching an axe into a vanguard's mouth
Careful
They might like that
(:
Or it just plays the friends laugh track
Mugs that play hard bass
π’ "THIS DIGGA ORDERED A LEAF LOVERS YO"
oh shi
All dwarves dig
And we mine mine mine!
Til the morning light
Digging, crafting, carrying up the ores
Smelting at the forge
Nothing shall prevail o'er the gold
Til the king and all the dwarves have come back hoooooome
I wonder what radon gas tastes like
Probably tastes a bit like death
T'is the season to call Molly
Fa lalala la la lalala
Rock n' stone to our dwarven brothers
what did I do now!? 
I wonder if it's edible
Strange thing.
pet the lootbugs don't pop them
quick someone tweet canyoupetthedog on twitter
lootbug: exists
me: vibe check
Bonk

I have no idea why I posted this its derpy ._.
Hug the bug to squeeze the minerals out without killing it
flat lootbug?
why the Hell would i use that perk
I feed off violence
Ok doomer
Just make it pop swarmers that bite you and BOOM op
make the lovable perk cost a shit ton of points but eventually you heal off of bullets very slightly
just dont kill loot bugs
Not an option
But gold
so i just equipped its a bug thing so now im curious whats about to happen
like a self-respecting dwarf
I must have α΅αΆ¦βΏα΅Κ³α΅Λ‘Λ’
I want my money and if I can't mine it I'll kill for it
if your gonna take the easy way out then your no better than the pointy ears
IF THOSE THINGS GOT GOLD, IM GETTING GOLD
Excuse me You're the pointy eared leaf-lover here
fun fact: you can use the trapatactus as a trampoline
Huh
i'll have you know
i have never drank a leaf lover in my entire DRG career
and completed three missions with 9 oafs under my belt
you know those grape lookin mfs in dense biozone next to spikes that show up underground
the number isnt very high because im only level 8
Leaked M1000 Unstable Overclock
Oh god. The beans
Bean there, done that
No.
stop right there, swaggwr.
i had another message but it didnt send
αΆα΅βΏ αΆ¦ α΅α΅α΅ α΅ α΅α΅α΅βΏ Λ‘α΅α΅α΅Κ³'Λ’ Λ’α΅α΅αΆαΆ¦α΅Λ‘
Bean lover special
Isn't that just a gut wrecker?

Bean lover's special = Coffee
bean bug
My day was going so well before this.
Look at this elf eatin beans outta the can

is the new bean bug
Oh no


To steer this away from beans: I ask anyone to contribute to the 12 days of deep rock. on the first day of Christmas, deep rock gave to me A swarmer on a glow tree
π₯«


Whoops it appears as though i have spilled the Beans
God damnit
Loot bugs, more like bean bags
I made a whole 12 days of Hoxxes last year but it wasn't quite ready by the time Christmas came and went
New Resoure: Beans
Beans can be aqquired from bean bugs, and are used to make 
But be warned: This may Disturb the fabric of reality
π° π΄πΌπΊπ» π¨πͺπΈπΌπ°πΉπ¬ π© π¬ π¨ π΅ πΊ
the barrels contain corpses
the barrels contain my hopes and dreams
which is must why we must kick them into the launch tube
Gib bean
aw damn it where'd i leave my tiny barrels that fit into very durable and kickable barrels
Matrioska Barrels
On the second day of Christmas, Deep Rock gave to me:
two Zhukov NUKs
and a swarmer on a glow tree.
i don't get what is so funny about beans
/r/deadhumor
did someone say beans
D.R.G CITATION
Protocol Violated.
Kicked Barrels In The Launch Tube
WARNING ISSUED - NO PENALTY
is this good
There's gotta be a high res source somewhere
Me talking to my cat after it destroys the Christmas tree
i have yet to set my christmas tree
loss is the ultimate secret to comedy
discovered by accident
WHERE IS THE JOKE BUCKLEY??
hey someone paste some DRG beards on this
you coud also put a dwarf and a glyphid on this one but I lack any form of artistic skills besides cleaning up existing images
done
i just played a match with the worst dwarves ever, the drop pod fell right next to the minehead, but the engieneer refused to platform to it and the gunner refused to use the zipline (they both had ammo) And i'm just sitting inside the pod going like: GET UP HERE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS
god i had a similar situation, they weren't incompetent leaf lovers but rather we had found The Magma Spiral Of Death. basically just a normal cave except turned sideways and we all died (except me as scout who left and made the mission a success)
wait you can what now
you can

Press E To pet loot bug
I have to find one.
feelsbadman when you go to pet the boye and its a bug thing fucking detonates it
why do you use that
Don't touch the maggot, maggot
When you use it's a bug thing
I already unlocked all my beers before the free-drink patch came, and I am upset.
wym
One of the new changes is, when you unlock a beer, Lloyd serves up a free round of it.
oh yeah i thought about it before you said it and now i feel sorta stupid
what is that
Macteria Brew.
i haven't seen the new mugs yet
I am running dangerously low.
i guess i'll just have to get rid of my ingredients
Getting hammered out here.
(For research purposes)
Oh damn, Blackout does look cool.
Flintlock is awesome
me: searches for pictures of the new beer mugs
also me: WHAT IN THE NAME OF KARL
I think they just stuck an unused weapon asset on the side of a mug
ok but heres the thing
Oh damn, it does look cool. The handle looking like a flintlock pistol is a really damn nice touch
beer automatically despawns if you pass out and spawn back at the med bay
that means that guy
kept drinking glyphid slammers and leaf lovers all day and night long
When is DRG's anniversary?
the arkenstout has a gun shaped handle (only the handle tho) too
I joined during the 1 year anniversary, which was around last march.
i joined in oktoberfest
We need to party when it's that day.
only got the oktoberfest fedora for the engie tho
and i main scout now
oh the pain
the agony
(Cries in didn't join in time)
fuck it, going back to engie
I might've found one of the new changes to world gen regarding the salt mines.
There's this pit with like... 5 swarmer nests.
@thorn lake This
https://i.gyazo.com/98dca62ec3f1274e03c1a20439ad28db.jpg
gimme the source
@novel fulcrum

Loot bug watch out driller is gonna pickaxe you
Oh no he has airpods in Oh GoD oH F uCK
give me ur vibe lootbug

π€
Thanks GSG. Now I feel terrible about killing lootbugs. (Still gonna do it though)
π₯ 
wait a damn minute:
the classes are color coded. that makes them the
MIGHTY DWARFIN' POWER RANGERS
If the team is nothing but scouts and engineers, is it... Dwarf Fortress 2?
no but dwarf fortress is coming to steam soonβ’οΈ
Time is Subjective
But beer is forever
But liver failure is forever
Dwarf fortress but all the dwarves are just the ones from here but in different cosmetics
Dwarven livers are the toughest of them all
A dwarfs main goal is not killing bugs, moving dirt and minerals or salvaging property
But it is to escape sobriety
i want a cosmetic for bosco that gives him a tank of beer and a tube attatched to my veins, so that i can be drunk 24/7
You mean you want Lloyd to replace bosco
fuck it, i'm taking Lloyd with me next mission
beer upgrade for missiles when?
How to defeat a dreadnaught: pump blackout stout into its egg, wait for it to pass out and kill it
Just pump glyphid slammer into them
that's weaker
The sheer irony and the fact itβs probably toxic as all hell to them
But the namesake
Just allow the dwarves to inject alcohol into glyphids so it just makes them drunk and easy to kill or they just drop dead as they probably lack a liver and thus, die from toxin
just nuke Hoxxes
I feel like the Dread would wake up before it could get properly intoxicated
Do this, for Glyphids.
Glyphid tries to bite you and gets a bit of blood in them? Instant alcohol poisoning.
What a mad lad
please add this as a perk
*only while nearly blackout drunk
I made it look even stretchier
w i d e boi
He w i d e
Why did it do that lol
Discord is w h a c k
N I C E

i'm gonna stretch that bad boi to the edge of the universe
Me when i touch the
C U B E 
i knew something was off with the scanner
le cubΓ
who has the most C U B E
Karl has the most C U B E
What if Karl found out the truth behind C U B E

When I purchase my 15th Γ§ΓΌbΔ bodypillow using a co-worker's credit card 
The Error Pillow
Price: UΜ΅ΜΜ Μ΄Μ ΝnΜ·ΝΜ ΜΆΝΝdΜΆΝΝ Μ΄ΜΜeΜ΄ΜΝ Μ΄ΝΜfΜ΅ΜΝ Μ΅ΜΎΝiΜ΅ΜΝ Μ΅ΜΜnΜΆΜΝ Μ΅Ν ΜeΜΆΜΜ Μ΅ΜΝdΜ·ΝΝ
Smh just buy a real rubix cube and cuddle that.
What if Karl wasn't just the one who knows what Error Cubes are for, but he made them?
this man knows to much: Execute order LLS
No no no, do not dare bring that disgusting excuse of a drink near me!
Oh god. I had a horrifying thought. It's called a Leaf Lover's Special. That implies there's an even lower tier of LL drink. A Leaf Lover's Regular.
now hear me out: Leaf lovers Deluxe it kicks SO hard in the wrong direction that it can awaken the dead damn elves
BY KARL

Deluxe more like de-sux
more like deez starch nuts
Goteem
ABSOLUTELY LIVID
Leaf lover's special deluxe is just ayahuasca
the hell is that
look it up
What is Leaf Lover's exquisitely deluxe?
a tree just punches you in the face
Tree better leaf me alone
now we are getting into deep elven territory with this drink
Shallow territory. Those elven cowards don't go deep with anything.
except woods
Where they belong.
But yeah. Leaf Lover's Regular. Aka, tea. Or water. Or some other hippie garbage.
kale smoothie
Oily oaf is boomer juice
What's Glyphid slammer? Millennial juice?
millenial juice is kale smoothies (AKA leaf lover's)
Avacado juice is delicious
Bland Guacamole
Dwarves also have another god.
If you call attention to yourself while carrying heavy objects, you might go "by (Whatever-the-gods-name-is) balls this is heavy"
Unkarr
i wonder what class they were
They were every class.
that's a lot of equipment to carry
Karl need not care for silly restrictions. He'll bench press dead lift every gun and tool he can to solo it all.
Unkarr's beard could punch out dreadnoughts
Unkarr held bulldogs with the tips of his mustache
Ok, so, y'know how blackholes do that thing where they literally pull light? So much that there's a view of the past floating around inside it?
Aye
yep
So, what if we drink so many blackout Stouts that we go back in time and see Karl?
i'm pretty sure that wormhole would interfere with time much more than blackout
Hold me liver lads, I'm goin' ta see GOD
You either receive a vision, or die and see Karl anyway. It's a win-win!
drinking straight out of this dimension
Or, well, until somebody pours their flask on you.
Ok i just downed 67 blackout stouts and i think my liver's gonna turn into thin green paste but i caught a glimpse of karl and he definetely has a magnificent beard
I'm wondering what the flask liquid is a d how it's used.
It's used by pouring it on the other dwarfs and smelling so bad they get up
Like, one part of me wants to slightly say it's just medical liquid you dump on people, but that explanation sucks.
I know it's a nod to old times where alcohol is used to clean wounds and stuff, but what if they just let the dwarf drink the whisky from the flask to get them up, not heal with it?
Offer me a shot an I'll stand up ta take it.
Also petting lootbugs is nice.
Power attack the bug and pet it as it explodes to comfort it in its last moments
i must inject it into my veins
i must cΝΜΜoΜΜΜnΜΜΜ sΝΜΜuΝΝΜ mΜΜΜeΜΏΜΜ
IΜ·ΜΜ ΜΈΜΜmΜ·Ν ΜuΜ΅ΜΜsΜ·ΝΜ Μ·ΝΝ aΜ΄ΜΜcΜ΅ΝΜqΜ΄ΝΝuΜ΄ΝΜiΜ·ΝΜrΜ΅ΜΎΜeΜ·ΝΜ ΜΈΜΜ½tΜ·ΜΝhΜΆΜΜΏeΜ·ΜΜ Μ΄ΜΝsΜ΄Μ Ν Μ·ΜΝuΜ΄ΝΝ ΜΆΜΜgΜ΄ΝΜ ΜΈΜΝaΜΈΝΜ Μ·ΜΜrΜ΄Μ Μ
You'll be seeing red.
as if i don't already
Damn engineers.
π€ 



Heeelp!

Iron Will: Active
Teammates: Nearby
Glyphids: about 4
Yep. It's C4 time
Pictures taken moments before disaster
Oh god
There are 25+ Mactera in that picture and almost double that in the room. I wasnt able to get them all in one pic. We didnt die but it was a rumble I wasnt prepared for.
that's when you whip out the radon gas
Griller after oppressors be like
It is currently 5 am where i live and i can't sleep so i must have some memes
No drg memes on my phone sorry
where funnies at >:(((
That's not a mech that's an armchair with legs that has a fat guy in it
I'd say we got scout, not driller.
Blue guy's engie, yellow's gunner, red is driller but with a mech suit, scout's missing.
Soo it's like 100% confirmed that prototype digger was so ugly they had to hide him.
I mean, just wait till orbit update
i just upgraded my beer license to mactera brew, didnt like it much
Homestly tho I need a big scanner, can't read real smol
it's actually buff bosko
Au contraire, the driller was too handsome.
People would have wanted to play the game immediately and thus they had to delay his reveal until the game released.
Target range looks great
Brutal
Ooooh, awesome
I second this motion
can we pet the jukebox?
Can we pet the bulk detonator
forbidden pets
Indeed
I once had two bulk detonators spawn at the same time. I got pet real hard
Ich bin ein Zwerg und ich grabe ein Loch
Grabe grabe Loch
Grabe ein Loch
It's an unspoken rule to not kill any lootbugs when they are pet
if they are not in range of our arms, then they will receive our arms
obvious
hmmmm yes
the floor here is made of floor
in the magma core the floor is made out of lava
In the space rig, the floor is made of dwarves
In the space rig, the floor is made of beer mugs
Fixed it
do you drink your beer with or without the peel
It's crunchier with the peel
i don't get people who don't eat the mug
It's an acquired taste.
You have to be careful with some, or they'll break your teeth like Jawbreakers, but man is it worth it.
the handle is the best part
This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is...
Advanced darkness
Darkness 2: Electric Bogaloo
I found a golden Lootbug! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/434086327735025665/656930220531777546/z9dwl7mhkf541.png
We're Rich!
See, even the aussim8s pet lootbugs
We need pocket kobolds for deep rock galactic, so we can have automatic mineral sorting
Iβve always wondered
Where are the dwarfs storing all the resources
they wear a big trash can with Danny de Vito inside it which sources and separates the resources
duh
the trash man sorts all
well when you deposit on molly they use a big metal bucket thingy
of course you will never see it on them, but then again you dont see the gunner around carrying his minigun, his handgun on the hip, a mineral container and the zipline launchers (and several hundred meters of rope) on the back, and a bag with 4 rather big shield generators
and the pickaxe and laser pointer and the map too
Dwarves store their weapons and equipment in pocket dimensions inside their massive beards
If they don't have beards they store them in their layers of chins
You only have one shield generator
Ah hah! Technically itβs only one shield generator that just recharges on your armor every now and then. Thatβs why it comes back to you after being deployed
It returns to you after
Yeah what he said
ah true
tbh would be funny to see all that equipment
just 4 blurry masses of weapons and tools with a beard moving across caves
driller carrying his drills, flamethrower, secondary gun, fuel, ammo, and explosives
Engineer with one turret on each shoulder
A walking, talking ball of barrels spewing hot lead
Engineer deserves a shoulder mounted gun instead of the Stubby
y e s
Shoulder mounted rocket launcher
I concur
install DRG but its actually just an exe for mech warrior: living legends
Me & my friends, playing extraction: "wow this is a really good spawn the crystals are all visible"
The Game: (throws out 3 bosses) :3c
Me & my friends:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gunner: Thows down shield
Every bug in a 2.8m - 4m radius: π π π π π π π π π π
the glyphids planning to jump over scout behind some corners of the cave:
glyphid 1: ok we do as we said, i approach from the front with the macteras and you all sneak behind him and fuck him over.
glyphid 2 and 3: alrite lets do this
everything goes accord to plan but one thing
scout (zipping away with the grapling hook): see ya later feckers!
glyphids: ... well... fuck!
Grabber: I'm about to ruin this man's entire career
when the gunner is constantly hanging in the middle of the zipline
Glyphids: wait, that's illegal!
Macteras: Oh boy its smooching time!
OH GOD NOT THE MACTERAS
Had a PE yesterday with a BET-C about 3 feet from the drop pod, and about 20 seconds after I killed it a swarm with a bulk spawned, and about 20 seconds after the second swarm spawned a dread spawned, and then two more bulks spawned over the course of the level.
management never risks their asses like we do, i call for Karl, but Karl Marx
When the scout tries to pull some slick shit, but he forgot how big of a fall he's going to take:
F
I hate the feeling of grapple launching myself and barely missing an edge, and just falling a mile to my death
I get to just be ashamed as I tell my teammates Iβll be down in 9 seconds
the bins the dwarfs carry on their back are not just some metal cylinder for storage
its in fact a highly advanced, device that sends the minerals into a sub-dimension for storage and storage varys due to the minerals composition
its why the dwarves carry it so easily and with little hinderance
and how a object like that can carry over 120+ of varying resources
Have you tried to grapple around with high ping?
Do you live on the Moon?
Satellite internet so I'm getting my internet from there
I'm stuck with a cable network that can hardly support the neighborhood's needs. Pings varies from 30ms to 250ms constantly.
Sometimes it is nice to host once and a while so everyone else feels the pain.
Hopefully my family will move out of this shidd rent house this spring to a permanent home with high-speed internet.
I know that feeling, I usually don't get to though
Me, throwing compressed gold at my scout: http://i.imgur.com/CA2uNzW.gifv
that's a thought, throwing aquarq/comp gold on bugs to smush em
If it was a perk I'd use it
well they are so heavy the slow dwarves down when even a minigun doesn't
they should also grant large resistance to sand vents imo
rock and
rock
and
S T O N E
brother
!!!!
TO
THE
B O N E
@raw rapids The bugs really should be affected by the sand vents too. I mean, if a heavily armed and armored dwarf, probably weighing several hundred pounds, is sent flying just by being close to one, then those scrawny grunts should be launched to the moon by it.
their aerodynamic and dense forms when combined with the most powerful grip in the galaxy allows them to stay in place even in the face of vents
and seeing glyphids being blown around would just be to funny, they are much scarier when they are seen as the slow and purposeful horde they are
dont you laugh at my son ever again
I'd say grunts should launch like dwarves currently do, swarmers 2x that, guards/slashers, half that, praets like a dwarf with heavy items should be (which is to say, slid away but not yeeted into lower hoxes orbit)
I do what i want
this is illegal
Post a creeper meme and we'll show you the door. DRG related memes only, and no Diggy Diggy Hole reposts, plz. loot raptors ftw
thats where the inspiration came from
Banned
glad you like it
yes but the 'rtx on' one is something I could see in the depths of Hoxxes
Forget it, was bad joke
ok sir, won't happen anymore
Exploders:
magma core on hazard 5 is space australia on steroids
Because management made them.
At the rate they've been going, I wouldn't be surprised if they unironically hired elves to work alongside the dwarves in the mines.
Don't need scouts if you just have the dwarves throw the elves.
^
Don't need turrets if you send half a dozen elves with cheap disposable guns too
i need knockoff red sugar
ΜΆRΜΆeΜΆdΜΆ ΜΆ Sugar
but watch it, it's highly addictive
Would a knockoff be more or less addicting
its scientific name is "magnenite" or something but its basically knockoff THICC red sugar
i tried snorting it but it hurt my nose
It's a suppository, enjoy.
The knockoff's addiction wouldn't matter because it'd kill you by being such shoddy garbage.
What if we laced red sugar with bittergem?
who do you think the radon flushing system is for?
probably to terminate infected miners, maybe if they got parasites or accidently brought enemies back
its for bad miners who decide its a good idea to break the company ornaments, now get back to work
(Throws decoration into fire-ring)
Management: i feel a disturbance... One of the miners is kicking the ornaments again...
Uhh
I sense a deleted message
You have sharp senses
if your cold, their cold... put them in your mouth
spicy gummy worm
Forbidden Chili
Maggots n mash (the mash is more maggots)
inb4 a dwarves make spicy maggot liqour and through dumb luck and Dwarven talent, grants 60% fire resistance or something
have any of you figured out you can pet the loot bugs yet?
good
I want the ability to hit e on a maggot and pick them up. And then YEET them (or maybe eat them. HMMM)
because i was trying to teach my teammate how to pet one but he killed it
Hurl a maggot at X class being brain dead to get their attention.
Tell me. How do you pet the loot bugs?
Softly
so i team killed him
Shlorps the maggot's insides
This bitch empty: YEET
Just imagine it.
Laser pointer
"Gross, a maggot"
picks the maggot up, hurls it at the drillers face
splort
picks up maggot
loads it into gun
plshft
what if there was a beer based off of the maggots
no
fling Magma Core maggot at glyphids:
FRAG OUT
Glyphids spontaneously burst into flames
Maggot burster beer..guess what movie it references.
"FOR KARL!"
chugs beer
BURST
Driller has died
i think management is on to something
now we can have freindly fire in the space rig
It has an early warning sound before it attacks. For some reason is goes "woooaaaah" like it's dizzy and confused.
Perfect...
You have to kill it before it completes its ritual, if you fail it summons a bulk oppressor
unless you plan on summoning that glyphid from the sewage pipes in the space rig, it doesnt exist
if it's left alive for long enough it summons a bulk detonator
then it summons a dreadnaught
your to dangerous to be kept alive
then it summons "something even worse"
when it explodes it sends shrapnel everywhere
but its still not as bad as a dreadnaught
When it explodes it sends exploders everywhere
please stop before management considers altering their DNA to be able to do that
management should just nuke hoxxes
but what about the thousands of loot bois?
they die
The squeaking of millions of loot bugs dying at once. You'll never sleep again if you nuke that planet.
i'm immune to the screams of the dead
Exploder be like π
tink Tink* (health drops) WHAT THE... oh i forgot.. im deaf
π
OwO Notices your Tunnel
oh but you're especially in danger if you go on exploder infestation
all I want now is to be able to pick up maggots
even if it's useless outside of magma core and even then it would only kill like a exploder at low health
have an achievement when you take it aboard the drop pod
I already put it in suggestions, here's to hope we can yeet maggots soon
what about taking a loot bug with you? holding like any other crystal you hold...
deposit them into Molly for the minerals, don't ask what happens to it
pocket Dimension of pickaxes
You just hear loot bug screaming like 2-5 seconds after depositing it

