#drg-memes-no-talk

1 messages Β· Page 46 of 1

dry trout
sage coyote
#

somebody told me that if you drink enough leaf lovers you get elven ears

#

is this true?

dry trout
#

why not go and try it

celest radish
#

incredibly

dry trout
#

leaf lover

celest radish
#

You call him one? Yet you gave...facts.

#

That's something an elf would do.

dry trout
#

Fact: Dwarves are best

#

Fact: Elves suck

#

see, Dwarves CAN make facts

sage coyote
#

wouldn't half dwarf, half giants be the best?

dry trout
#

thats just a human

#

change my mind

sage coyote
#

giant sized dwarf

#

or dwarf sized giant

dry trout
#

it gives me conniptions

celest radish
#

Fellas, we can say this atleast.

#

Elves suck

dry trout
#

True

celest radish
#

Wait what if...

#

What if there's an elf among us right now.

#

A spy, even.

lyric olive
brisk elbow
#

"Giant sized dwarf" drink enough of that growth beer and you got it

celest radish
#

Karl help us.

lyric olive
brisk elbow
#

Giant Dwarf for the giant glyphid.

celest radish
#

Do they have pest control but for elves? I think we need some pesticide on hand in the rig.

brisk elbow
#

We do. It's called beer

celest radish
#

That be true

#

And I'll take overgrown ants over leaf lovin', tree huggin', pointy-eared freaks anyday.

brisk elbow
#

Hippy leaf loving fools problably choose bows and arrows over guns

distant ember
celest radish
#

But you got to admit, there is one thing elves are very useful for.

distant ember
#

yeah their corpses burn really well

celest radish
#

Target practice

brisk elbow
#

Target practice?

celest radish
#

I like the way you think

brisk elbow
#

Before I go on missions, I like to slam down a drink fo some kind. No LL though.

celest radish
#

That's not a drink, lad.

#

It's poison.

celest radish
#

I prefer to have Lloyd hook up one of the hoses directly to my mouth

brisk elbow
#

Cut out the middleman and just chug the whole keg

#

Hell, just eat the ingredients!

celest radish
#

Remember that day the the supply ship was late?

#

It wasn't.

#

I drank it.

#

Not just the liquids.

distant ember
#

I drank them all

#

even the barley bulbs and yeast cones

celest radish
#

I remember learning about that in history class.

brisk elbow
#

Legend says Karl didn't die. That he just retired to a planet with alcohol oceans.

celest radish
#

Laser swords, how primitive.

brisk elbow
#

Eat yeast cones so you get autobrewery disorder or whatever.

distant ember
#

nice YeastCone YeastCone
don't gotta tell me twice

celest radish
#

I've actually turned my liver into its own distillery.

#

Also did I just see what I thought saw.

brisk elbow
#

Nice work, demoman

lyric olive
#

no im not modeling a leaf lover

distant ember
#

Yeet cones are high in fiber

#

so dwarf do stinky fart

celest radish
#

Boyo ill throw you out the rig

brisk elbow
#

They changed the wiki. Dwarf Do Stinky Fart is no more.

celest radish
#

So we're going to ignore that this man is making an elf?

#

Alright.

lyric olive
brisk elbow
#

Ok

distant ember
#

wow, just like karl
[This comment has been flagged for anti-management propaganda]

celest radish
#

The drop pod is a giant barrel.

lyric olive
#

As a gag they should have barrels generate underground and you can deposit them and collect them for no reason

#

like error cubes

brisk elbow
#

Salvage Mission but it's for barrels.

celest radish
#

You're telling me you don't collect barrels?

#

Are you sure you're not an elf?

distant ember
#

just what are in barrels

lyric olive
#

headband of shame

celest radish
#

I think

#

Boys get the gun.

brisk elbow
#

The value isn't what's in the barrel. It's the barrel itself

celest radish
#

I'm gonna go drown in my sorrows.

blazing loom
lyric turtle
lyric olive
serene orchid
#

Driller starts digging into the volcano next to you when repairing a mini mule

still ridge
#

So the only thing I remember from my dream last night is "So that's why they yell "Rock and Stone!" It's how they reload."

novel fulcrum
sage coyote
#

i need mechanical arms to automatically press V for me every 30 seconds

#

without forcing me to drop stuff

sharp wing
#

What does V do??

blazing loom
#

The V key will instantly kill all glyphids in Hoxxes.

quasi yacht
#

what about Macteras?

blazing loom
#

It also deletes Macteras from existence.

quasi yacht
jaunty spoke
#

Side effect : FOR KARL and eventually : ROCK AND STONE

#

(Scarce appearence of "We are unbreakable" may occur)

distant ember
#

One leaf lover, and can I get it thinned with some water?

storm cosmos
static oasis
#

spoilers, leaf lover is tererΓ©

remote yew
#

no

gilded pecan
compact ice
#

i can see alot of people buying the supporter edition now to mix these relic skins with the golden armor

remote yew
#

1000 iq development team

blazing loom
#

non-drg memes when

idle sparrow
#

i normally dont like gold skins

#

but damn those ancestral stuff looks well golden πŸ˜„

blazing loom
#

Australium

marble solar
#

Karluminium

fierce cobalt
#

Finally,
Karlinium

blazing loom
#

Legend says if you collect 1 million Karluminum, you get to meet Karl when you die.

quasi yacht
#

you always meet Karl when u die, but a Dwarf never dies

silk dove
#

How do you get those relic skins?

trail sentinel
silk dove
#

Ah

#

Neat. Thanks. Something to look forward to

rancid cipher
fierce matrix
#

Man, that game was my childhood

rancid cipher
#

i have the disk

fierce matrix
#

Same

rancid cipher
#

xd

#

thing is

#

i played it without knowing how to save

#

is it even possible?

fierce matrix
#

Dude

#

I know that feeling

#

Yeah, it is

silk dove
#

I wanted that game so bad as a kid. Never got it

rancid cipher
#

i replayed the same stuff over and over again xd

fierce matrix
#

I don't remember

rancid cipher
#

my grandparents got me it

fierce matrix
#

But I think there's like a tiny clipboard on one side of the main menu, or on the level completion screen

#

you click that to save

#

But yeah, I went years without knowing that xD

rancid cipher
#

same

#

i mostly played games from the lego website tho lol

fierce matrix
#

I just wish I could still play it

rancid cipher
#

then i got into minecraft later

#

no disk drive?

#

xd

fierce matrix
#

It doesn't run on modern windows, and I haven't been able to get legacy programs to work :p

rancid cipher
#

oh

#

sad

#

running in compatibility mode didnt work?

fierce matrix
#

hmm

#

I don't remember if I tried that

#

Worth a shot (or another one)

sacred zephyr
#

does anyone know where i could get a free copy of Rock Raiders VG @fierce matrix ?

fierce matrix
#

The game's 20 years old mate, good luck finding anyone who'll part with it without getting something in return

rancid cipher
#

xd

#

its a special relic

#

i had lego rock raiders lego sets too

#

but dismantled them and sold them quite a while ago

#

look around a bit and found this helmet

#

from a set

#

at least i think its from it

#

also had some newer rock raiders stuff or whatever it was called

#

now they are a bit expensive xd

#

25 on amazon

#

those little rock monsters are also almost the same price

#

had a lot of them

#

not from rock raiders tho i think

#

but a later version

waxen tendon
#

yeah i had those too

#

idk what series they were from though

urban kettle
#

Oh man that just dug up some repressed memories

rancid cipher
#

why repressed

#

sibling destroyed your figures?

urban kettle
#

Which is strange because I only ever recall owning Star Wars lego sets

#

Yet I distinctly remember those little rock gremlins

#

From somewhere

rancid cipher
#

lol

#

deja vu?

urban kettle
#

I tried to fit as many of the little gems in his mouth as I could

rancid cipher
#

oh

urban kettle
#

Dude could fit like 4 or 5

rancid cipher
#

you had them

#

lol same

urban kettle
#

Bruh where the FUCK did I get those from?

#

They're not star wars

#

And I only had star wars legos

rancid cipher
#

also have this from the same setied

#

series

#

some parts lost

#

there was also a stone one

urban kettle
#

No I just recognize the little dude

rancid cipher
#

whose arm is on this dood

#

wierd

#

weird

#

cool how so many people had these

#

or know about them

urban kettle
#

Which is what freaks me out

#

Was it like a McDonald's promo or something?

#

Where did it come from?

zinc relic
#

their sets were pretty big, as far as I remember (had some myself too, no idea where they are though)

#

you had bigger ones as well, with crystals 'growing' out of them and everything

#

and of course enough digging equipment to make the driller weep with joy

stray charm
#

Those guys were from the Power Miners sets, the humans wore blue equipment with neat helmets while driving big green mining tools and fighting glowing rock monsters that ate crystals.

#

Too bad they weren't DWARVES

hybrid creek
#

still waiting on passive catslugs to get put in the game

#

hell yea

static oasis
zinc relic
#

their purpose: slowly move towards the nearest zipline and knock it over. preferably while you are riding it across a lava chasm.

stray charm
#

Dropping a resupply pod just to see the cats knock it over

zinc relic
static oasis
#

glitter whool grenade to defeat them!!

hybrid creek
#

imagine they just sit on drop pods and near lights for the ambient heat

#

staring into your soul

#

judging

static oasis
#

and purr when pet

#

and go πŸ™€

#

when wave starts and run away

#

disappearing

#

where? who knows?!

harsh wraith
#

c4 is the best remedy for these little critters

static oasis
#

you mean other dwarves :v

zinc relic
#

and they chase after silicate harvesters, just to play with them

fading hamlet
#

do you guys sometimes play driller and try to throw a c4 but lag makes nothing happen so you click again and instantly kill die with everything around you

harsh wraith
#

That's so annoying

#

Smh my head

vernal crescent
#

whoever made this

#

its caused me to fucking die laughing

#

thank you

loud nebula
#

that movie is cursed

boreal coyote
#

Honestly

wanton willow
amber creek
#

^TBH

#

i wanna this as sequel

#

game about high tech elfs living and huntin' in wooods

deep crater
#

What if we got to play as sci fi elven hunters ha ha jk

#

...unless

dark prawn
#

OKAY LEAF LOVER

amber creek
#

LOOK AT MY NICKNAME M8

#

YES I'M

#

What u gonna do? Cry?

dark prawn
hexed jackal
wanton willow
amber creek
#

danger. darkness. glocks

#

ftfy

hexed jackal
#

Give demoman a glock

wanton willow
#

As an engineer your turrets are like your children

#

Hit them to make them work

copper rampart
#

@amber creek what's this from? Looks like Digimon

amber creek
#

No Guns Life, some cyberpunk anime, didn't watched it myself, yet @copper rampart

copper rampart
#

Looks interesting tho

wanton willow
#

A guns life, the secret to a bugs life

cosmic sigil
wanton willow
#

Yep

brisk elbow
#

I hope Engie gets a line where he says it like the one from TF2 while building a sentry.

novel fulcrum
#

oof

#

I've read it as hit them to make you harder

pastel quartz
#

just hangin' out down on Hoxxes IV

#

solving some practical problems

fierce cobalt
#

"The answer is a gun. If that don't work, use more gun"

brisk elbow
#

"And if that don't work..." (Bulk Detonator goes off in the distance)

swift flame
dry trout
#

I see that elf there

#

Had to ruin the moment

#

Oh wait that's a lootbug with an elf hat

#

Still reason enough to kill it

copper rampart
#

Rude

dry trout
#

It's very existence is to die

#

Like elves

raw rapids
#

@amber creek you reminded me of Revolvermon

storm zenith
#

elves are one thing
another more ridiculous crime is that it's all above some sort of white void

swift flame
#

some of us call it "snow"

storm zenith
#

yeah ik
just joshin' bc the snow just looks like a white void

quasi yacht
#

CURSED

hexed jackal
quasi yacht
#

what does ftw mean?

indigo talon
#

For the win

quasi yacht
#

thankyou

indigo talon
#

Np

quasi yacht
#

Rock n Stone

indigo talon
loud nebula
#

far over the misty mountains

#

ya all listening to Dragon shore from Clamavi De Profundis?

brisk elbow
pastel quartz
#

That reminds me, the glitch item must be galena.

#
  1. Dark grey but also shiny
  2. Occurs as weird cubes
  3. Extremely heavy
  4. Probably not edible
quasi yacht
#

not likely because it says its warm and feels like asphalt

hallow mantle
#

I thought it smelled like asphalt

cosmic sigil
#

I thought it sounds like asphalt

edgy pelican
#

I thought it was edible.

brisk elbow
#

Smells like tarmac.

static oasis
#

I can hear that MOA gif

strange jasper
hollow epoch
novel fulcrum
#

Two bulk detonators is awesome

#

You kill one at price of two

gleaming prism
#

Intelect

timid raven
#

Good News Everyone! You can now pour your Leaf Lover's Special On the Ground, Where it deserves to be.

rocky talon
#

incredible, the technology today

oak basin
#

Has Deep Rock finally invested in better equipment?

timid raven
#

Finally, We have Gravity

timid raven
#

just gonna leave this here

brisk elbow
#

I want to order 4 beers for myself in single player so I get more bang for my buck

ornate breach
#

When the game knows that you are still going to fail when a new Scout joins the game.

hollow lotus
torn raft
compact ice
#

gotta stay hydrated brothers! pickaxe

torn raft
#

Drink UP

novel fulcrum
#

man that made me thirsty

idle sparrow
#

cant wait to see opressor

compact ice
#

finally, you can pat/pet lootbugs

marble solar
#

But can you pat Molly and Bosco

remote yew
#

i want to beat molly and shake my hand in anger at bosco

rotund lotus
quasi yacht
#

i wanna be able to pet the loot raptor

torn raft
#

S a m e

valid python
#

I wanna pet a fossil

#

All things are good boys, even the dead ones

waxen tendon
quasi yacht
#

S A M E

torn raft
valid python
#

Why does that one cup have a brass knuckles handle

torn raft
#

because

#

mug

valid python
#

I'll bruise a glyphid with a damn mug

quasi yacht
#

why is there a leaf lover's special's mug there?

torn raft
#

mug

quasi yacht
#

yes mug, but you might pick up a fight with somenone bud

torn raft
#

I love
all mugs

hallow mantle
#

As long as you poured the drink on the ground

torn raft
#

A full mug is a happy mug

#

Even if filled with air

#

:)

#

Or the head of a leaflover

quasi yacht
#

a leaflover's head dont fit in a mug, maybe in a barrel

torn raft
#

To then kick into the launch tube

quasi yacht
#

yes

torn raft
static oasis
#

Ah! The Bogs! And Dense Biozone, I get the same issue

jaunty spoke
#

Management is well-known to be absolutely NOT ok with that kind of behavior.

static oasis
#

"Ooh! Jadiz!." Nope, just me being old and blind

trail sentinel
jaunty spoke
#

That could be a driller launching an axe into a vanguard's mouth

torn raft
#

Careful

#

They might like that

#

(:

#

Or it just plays the friends laugh track

#

Mugs that play hard bass

marble solar
#

πŸ“’ "THIS DIGGA ORDERED A LEAF LOVERS YO"

torn raft
#

oh shi

jaunty spoke
#

All dwarves dig

torn raft
#

And we mine mine mine!
Til the morning light
Digging, crafting, carrying up the ores
Smelting at the forge
Nothing shall prevail o'er the gold
Til the king and all the dwarves have come back hoooooome

valid python
#

I wonder what radon gas tastes like

hallow mantle
#

Probably tastes a bit like death

marble solar
#

T'is the season to call Molly

dry trout
#

Fa lalala la la lalala

cosmic sigil
#

Rock n' stone to our dwarven brothers

static oasis
#

what did I do now!? mboi

silver locust
valid python
#

I wonder if it's edible

hot peak
#

Strange thing.

quasi yacht
#

pet the lootbugs don't pop them

torn raft
#

quick someone tweet canyoupetthedog on twitter

placid kraken
#

lootbug: exists
me: vibe checkpickaxe

timid raven
#

Bonk

placid kraken
timid raven
#

lurking 🀚 loot

#

Pat Pat

hot peak
brisk elbow
#

Hug the bug to squeeze the minerals out without killing it

torn raft
#

give the lootbug laxatives

#

stonks ^

placid kraken
#

flat lootbug?

lyric olive
placid kraken
#

just use the its a bug thing perk

#

or dont

#

violence is cool

timid raven
#

why the Hell would i use that perk

dry trout
#

it's more engaging

#

To slam

timid raven
#

I feed off violence

dry trout
#

Ok doomer

distant ember
#

make bug thing increase loot from bugs and im sold

#

smash ALL bugs

dry trout
#

Just make it pop swarmers that bite you and BOOM op

placid kraken
#

make the lovable perk cost a shit ton of points but eventually you heal off of bullets very slightly

sage coyote
#

just dont kill loot bugs

dry trout
#

Not an option

sage coyote
#

its dishonourable

#

go mine your own resources

harsh wraith
#

But gold

placid kraken
sage coyote
#

like a self-respecting dwarf

timid raven
#

I must have ᡐᢦⁿᡉʳᡃˑ˒

dry trout
#

I want my money and if I can't mine it I'll kill for it

sage coyote
#

if your gonna take the easy way out then your no better than the pointy ears

dry trout
#

IF THOSE THINGS GOT GOLD, IM GETTING GOLD

timid raven
#

Excuse me You're the pointy eared leaf-lover here

placid kraken
#

fun fact: you can use the trapatactus as a trampoline

dry trout
#

Huh

sage coyote
#

i'll have you know

#

i have never drank a leaf lover in my entire DRG career

#

and completed three missions with 9 oafs under my belt

placid kraken
#

you know those grape lookin mfs in dense biozone next to spikes that show up underground

sage coyote
#

the number isnt very high because im only level 8

placid kraken
#

they are trapatactus's

deep crater
dry trout
#

Oh god. The beans

sage coyote
#

Bean there, done that

exotic pine
#

No.

sage coyote
#

wait

#

heck

exotic pine
#

stop right there, swaggwr.

sage coyote
#

i had another message but it didnt send

deep crater
#

αΆœα΅ƒβΏ αΆ¦ ᡍᡉᡗ ᡃ ᡇᡉᡃⁿ ˑᡒᡛᡉʳ'Λ’ Λ’α΅–α΅‰αΆœαΆ¦α΅ƒΛ‘

sage coyote
#

Bean lover special

short nymph
#

Isn't that just a gut wrecker?

placid kraken
timid raven
#

Bean lover's special = Coffee

placid kraken
#

bean bug

exotic pine
#

My day was going so well before this.

dry trout
#

Look at this elf eatin beans outta the can

trail sentinel
placid kraken
#

lootgold is the new bean bug

dry trout
#

Oh no

placid kraken
dry trout
#

To steer this away from beans: I ask anyone to contribute to the 12 days of deep rock. on the first day of Christmas, deep rock gave to me A swarmer on a glow tree

timid raven
#

πŸ₯«
lootgold
lootgold
Whoops it appears as though i have spilled the Beans

dry trout
#

God damnit

deep crater
#

Loot bugs, more like bean bags

short nymph
#

I made a whole 12 days of Hoxxes last year but it wasn't quite ready by the time Christmas came and went

timid raven
#

New Resoure: Beans

Beans can be aqquired from bean bugs, and are used to make err23

#

But be warned: This may Disturb the fabric of reality

placid kraken
#

dwarf man need B e e n s

#

wait

#

is thats whats in the b a r r e l s

timid raven
#

𝑰 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑨π‘ͺ𝑸𝑼𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑩 𝑬 𝑨 𝑡 𝑺

#

the barrels contain corpses

torn raft
#

the barrels contain my hopes and dreams

#

which is must why we must kick them into the launch tube

fallen reef
#

Gib bean

placid kraken
#

aw damn it where'd i leave my tiny barrels that fit into very durable and kickable barrels

timid raven
#

Matrioska Barrels

hexed jackal
#

On the second day of Christmas, Deep Rock gave to me:
two Zhukov NUKs
and a swarmer on a glow tree.

quasi yacht
#

i don't get what is so funny about beans

hexed jackal
#

/r/deadhumor

hexed jackal
#

How do I edit gifs

#

I desire to make a DRG version of this

urban kettle
#

dstare did someone say beans

timid raven
#

D.R.G CITATION

Protocol Violated.
Kicked Barrels In The Launch Tube


WARNING ISSUED - NO PENALTY

urban kettle
#

Who has the full size of this emoji

#

I need it for a meme

timid raven
urban kettle
#

There's gotta be a high res source somewhere

hexed jackal
#

Crop it off the driller’s face yourself

#

Or ping a mod

urban kettle
timid raven
quasi yacht
#

i have yet to set my christmas tree

timid raven
#

i did it and i feel ashamed

vestal jay
#

Nah but seriously, I live for loss memes

distant ember
#

loss is the ultimate secret to comedy

#

discovered by accident

#

WHERE IS THE JOKE BUCKLEY??

vestal jay
#
  • kills 5000 glyphids before breakfast *
#

I'm doing my part!

distant ember
#

you coud also put a dwarf and a glyphid on this one but I lack any form of artistic skills besides cleaning up existing images

timid raven
distant ember
#

needs more stink lines

#

and more chadness on the scout

timid raven
timid raven
#

i just played a match with the worst dwarves ever, the drop pod fell right next to the minehead, but the engieneer refused to platform to it and the gunner refused to use the zipline (they both had ammo) And i'm just sitting inside the pod going like: GET UP HERE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS

brisk elbow
#

WAIT NOW YOU CAN PET LOOTBIGS

#

I thought that was just a damn meme!

placid kraken
#

god i had a similar situation, they weren't incompetent leaf lovers but rather we had found The Magma Spiral Of Death. basically just a normal cave except turned sideways and we all died (except me as scout who left and made the mission a success)

#

wait you can what now

brisk elbow
#

Pet the bugs.

#

Supposedly. I have to test it.

timid raven
#

you can

hexed jackal
timid raven
#

Press E To pet loot bug

brisk elbow
#

I have to find one.

placid kraken
#

feelsbadman when you go to pet the boye and its a bug thing fucking detonates it

timid raven
#

why do you use that

placid kraken
#

look i only used it once

brisk elbow
#

IAAAAAAA

placid kraken
#

lootgold 🎺

#

we can watch the moving turd but when can we pet the moving turd

brisk elbow
#

Don't touch the maggot, maggot

timid raven
brisk elbow
#

I already unlocked all my beers before the free-drink patch came, and I am upset.

placid kraken
#

wym

brisk elbow
#

One of the new changes is, when you unlock a beer, Lloyd serves up a free round of it.

placid kraken
#

oh yeah i thought about it before you said it and now i feel sorta stupid

brisk elbow
#

It's laright.

timid raven
#

what is that

placid kraken
#

i like how blackout stout has knuckledusters

#

mactera one

brisk elbow
#

Macteria Brew.

timid raven
#

i haven't seen the new mugs yet

brisk elbow
timid raven
#

i guess i'll just have to get rid of my ingredients

brisk elbow
#

(For research purposes)

urban kettle
#

Flintlock is awesome

placid kraken
urban kettle
#

I think they just stuck an unused weapon asset on the side of a mug

brisk elbow
#

Karl would be proud

#

but seriously what the shit did that guy do

placid kraken
#

ok but heres the thing

brisk elbow
#

Oh damn, it does look cool. The handle looking like a flintlock pistol is a really damn nice touch

placid kraken
#

beer automatically despawns if you pass out and spawn back at the med bay

#

that means that guy

#

kept drinking glyphid slammers and leaf lovers all day and night long

brisk elbow
#

When is DRG's anniversary?

urban kettle
#

Like march

#

I think

placid kraken
#

the arkenstout has a gun shaped handle (only the handle tho) too

urban kettle
#

I joined during the 1 year anniversary, which was around last march.

placid kraken
#

i joined in oktoberfest

brisk elbow
#

We need to party when it's that day.

placid kraken
#

only got the oktoberfest fedora for the engie tho

#

and i main scout now

#

oh the pain

#

the agony

brisk elbow
#

(Laughs in Driller)

timid raven
#

(Cries in didn't join in time)

placid kraken
#

fuck it, going back to engie

brisk elbow
#

I might've found one of the new changes to world gen regarding the salt mines.

storm zenith
novel fulcrum
brisk elbow
timid raven
#

gimme the source

urban kettle
timid raven
arctic lagoon
#

we can now vibe check the lootbugs

timid raven
#

lurking pickaxe lootpods

Loot bug watch out driller is gonna pickaxe you
Oh no he has airpods in Oh GoD oH F uCK

arctic lagoon
#

give me ur vibe lootbug

timid raven
thick swift
timid raven
#

MaltStar grapplinghook 🀚scout

fierce matrix
#

Thanks GSG. Now I feel terrible about killing lootbugs. (Still gonna do it though)

warm vessel
#

loot πŸ’₯ driller

pastel quartz
#

wait a damn minute:

#

the classes are color coded. that makes them the

#

MIGHTY DWARFIN' POWER RANGERS

brisk elbow
#

If the team is nothing but scouts and engineers, is it... Dwarf Fortress 2?

remote yew
#

no but dwarf fortress is coming to steam soonℒ️

lyric turtle
#

Time is Subjective

muted forge
#

But beer is forever

timber niche
#

But liver failure is forever

serene orchid
#

Dwarf fortress but all the dwarves are just the ones from here but in different cosmetics

muted forge
#

Dwarven livers are the toughest of them all

serene orchid
#

A dwarfs main goal is not killing bugs, moving dirt and minerals or salvaging property

#

But it is to escape sobriety

timid raven
#

i want a cosmetic for bosco that gives him a tank of beer and a tube attatched to my veins, so that i can be drunk 24/7

lyric turtle
#

You mean you want Lloyd to replace bosco

timid raven
#

fuck it, i'm taking Lloyd with me next mission

storm zenith
#

beer on the go

#

good thinking!

remote yew
#

beer upgrade for missiles when?

timid raven
#

How to defeat a dreadnaught: pump blackout stout into its egg, wait for it to pass out and kill it

serene orchid
#

Just pump glyphid slammer into them

timid raven
#

that's weaker

serene orchid
#

The sheer irony and the fact it’s probably toxic as all hell to them

#

But the namesake

timid raven
#

oooh

#

i have a better idea

#

Flush the glyphid cocoon with radon gas

serene orchid
#

Just allow the dwarves to inject alcohol into glyphids so it just makes them drunk and easy to kill or they just drop dead as they probably lack a liver and thus, die from toxin

timid raven
#

just nuke Hoxxes

hexed jackal
#

I feel like the Dread would wake up before it could get properly intoxicated

brisk elbow
#

Glyphid tries to bite you and gets a bit of blood in them? Instant alcohol poisoning.

gleaming prism
#

What a mad lad

timid raven
#

please add this as a perk

royal rover
outer thorn
#

*only while nearly blackout drunk

royal rover
#

Okay that looks jacked for no reason

timid raven
storm zenith
#

w i d e boi

timid raven
#

He w i d e

royal rover
#

Why did it do that lol

timid raven
#

Discord is w h a c k

royal rover
#

N I C E

storm zenith
timid raven
#

i'm gonna stretch that bad boi to the edge of the universe

remote yew
#

i knew something was off with the scanner

near bay
#

le cubÉ

remote yew
#

who has the most C U B E

timid raven
#

Karl has the most C U B E

wraith burrow
#

What if Karl found out the truth behind C U B E

timid raven
#

he did

#

that's why management murdered him

wraith burrow
late cargo
#

When I purchase my 15th Γ§ΓΌbΔ“ bodypillow using a co-worker's credit card nice

near bay
#

ooh

#

conspiricy theorie

#

also i would buy a çüßé

#

body pillow

timid raven
#

Price: Ü̡̎ Μ΄Μ…Ν„ń̷̛ ΜΆΝ†Ν‘dΜΆΝ’Ν€ ̴̍̈eΜ΄ΜƒΝ’ Μ΄Ν„Μ‚fΜ΅ΜˆΝ— Μ΅ΜΎΝ’iΜ΅Μ€Ν— Μ΅Μ’Μ”nΜΆΜ‡Ν— Μ΅Ν Μ€eΜΆΜ„Μƒ Μ΅ΜƒΝ‘d̷́͆

brisk elbow
#

Smh just buy a real rubix cube and cuddle that.

#

What if Karl wasn't just the one who knows what Error Cubes are for, but he made them?

dry trout
#

this man knows to much: Execute order LLS

brisk elbow
#

No no no, do not dare bring that disgusting excuse of a drink near me!

#

Oh god. I had a horrifying thought. It's called a Leaf Lover's Special. That implies there's an even lower tier of LL drink. A Leaf Lover's Regular.

dry trout
#

now hear me out: Leaf lovers Deluxe it kicks SO hard in the wrong direction that it can awaken the dead damn elves

stray charm
#

BY KARL

timid raven
dry trout
brisk elbow
#

Deluxe more like de-sux

dry trout
#

more like deez starch nuts

brisk elbow
#

Goteem

stray charm
timid raven
#

Leaf lover's special deluxe is just ayahuasca

dry trout
#

the hell is that

timid raven
#

look it up

brisk elbow
#

What is Leaf Lover's exquisitely deluxe?

timid raven
#

a tree just punches you in the face

brisk elbow
#

Tree better leaf me alone

dry trout
#

now we are getting into deep elven territory with this drink

brisk elbow
#

Shallow territory. Those elven cowards don't go deep with anything.

dry trout
#

except woods

stray charm
brisk elbow
#

Where they belong.

#

But yeah. Leaf Lover's Regular. Aka, tea. Or water. Or some other hippie garbage.

timid raven
#

kale smoothie

stray charm
brisk elbow
#

Knight guy knows what's good

#

Wonder what humans drink?

timid raven
#

Oily oaf is boomer juice

stray charm
brisk elbow
#

What's Glyphid slammer? Millennial juice?

timid raven
#

millenial juice is kale smoothies (AKA leaf lover's)

brisk elbow
#

Avacado juice is delicious

timid raven
#

Bland Guacamole

stray charm
brisk elbow
#

Dwarves also have another god.

#

If you call attention to yourself while carrying heavy objects, you might go "by (Whatever-the-gods-name-is) balls this is heavy"

timid raven
#

Unkarr

brisk elbow
#

There we go.

#

Karl and Unkarr. Legends.

timid raven
#

i wonder what class they were

stray charm
brisk elbow
#

They were every class.

timid raven
#

that's a lot of equipment to carry

brisk elbow
#

Karl need not care for silly restrictions. He'll bench press dead lift every gun and tool he can to solo it all.

stray charm
#

Unkarr's beard could punch out dreadnoughts

timid raven
#

Unkarr held bulldogs with the tips of his mustache

brisk elbow
#

Ok, so, y'know how blackholes do that thing where they literally pull light? So much that there's a view of the past floating around inside it?

stray charm
#

Aye

timid raven
#

yep

brisk elbow
#

So, what if we drink so many blackout Stouts that we go back in time and see Karl?

timid raven
#

i'm pretty sure that wormhole would interfere with time much more than blackout

stray charm
#

Hold me liver lads, I'm goin' ta see GOD

brisk elbow
#

You either receive a vision, or die and see Karl anyway. It's a win-win!

stray charm
#

drinking straight out of this dimension

brisk elbow
#

Or, well, until somebody pours their flask on you.

timid raven
#

Ok i just downed 67 blackout stouts and i think my liver's gonna turn into thin green paste but i caught a glimpse of karl and he definetely has a magnificent beard

brisk elbow
#

I'm wondering what the flask liquid is a d how it's used.

hallow mantle
#

It's used by pouring it on the other dwarfs and smelling so bad they get up

brisk elbow
#

Like, one part of me wants to slightly say it's just medical liquid you dump on people, but that explanation sucks.

I know it's a nod to old times where alcohol is used to clean wounds and stuff, but what if they just let the dwarf drink the whisky from the flask to get them up, not heal with it?

stray charm
#

Offer me a shot an I'll stand up ta take it.

brisk elbow
#

Also petting lootbugs is nice.

timid raven
#

lurking 🀚 loot
/
Success
/
Vibe check

Failiure

lurking pickaxe loot

#

dammit i messed it up

brisk elbow
#

Power attack the bug and pet it as it explodes to comfort it in its last moments

timid raven
#

i always do that

near bay
#

careful

#

its highly addictive

#

😏

timid raven
#

i must inject it into my veins

near bay
#

i must cΝ‚ΜΜŠŏ́̇nΜŒΜΜ…sΝ—Μ“Μ’uΝžΝΜ…mΜŽΜ‚Μe̿̍̊

timid raven
#

IΜ·ΜˆΜ† ΜΈΜŒΜ”mΜ·Ν Μ›uΜ΅Μ€Μ›š̷͝ ̷͝͠aΜ΄Μ‰Μ‘c̡̞͌q̴̀͐uΜ΄Ν€Μ•iΜ·Ν„Μ”rΜ΅ΜΎΜ‹eΜ·Ν„Μ„ ΜΈΜ’Μ½t̷̃͐hΜΆΜ‰ΜΏeΜ·Μ“Μ‘ Μ΄Μ“ΝŒsΜ΄Μ…Ν  Μ·Μ‹Νƒu̴͋͝ ΜΆΜ›Μ‹gΜ΄Ν‚Μ€ ΜΈΜŽΝƒa̸̒͝ ̷̐̆r̴̅̍

brisk elbow
#

You'll be seeing red.

timid raven
#

as if i don't already

brisk elbow
#

Damn engineers.

timid raven
#

redsugar 🀚 engineer

#

redsugar


grapplinghook scout


redsugar

    Heeelp!
       ![scout](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/316532396927483905.webp?size=128 "scout")
brisk elbow
#

Iron Will: Active
Teammates: Nearby
Glyphids: about 4

Yep. It's C4 time

timid raven
#

I'm down! I can't feel my beard! Dwarf Down! Detonation Successful!
gunner engineer scout driller

clear dagger
brisk elbow
#

Oh god

haughty quartz
#

Titus

#

Get the flyswatter

clear dagger
#

There are 25+ Mactera in that picture and almost double that in the room. I wasnt able to get them all in one pic. We didnt die but it was a rumble I wasnt prepared for.

timid raven
#

that's when you whip out the radon gas

distant ember
timid raven
#

It is currently 5 am where i live and i can't sleep so i must have some memes

lyric olive
#

No drg memes on my phone sorry

loud nebula
#

where funnies at >:(((

loud nebula
#

big mech robot when?

rocky talon
#

That's not a mech that's an armchair with legs that has a fat guy in it

wicked bronze
#

I'd say we got scout, not driller.

#

Blue guy's engie, yellow's gunner, red is driller but with a mech suit, scout's missing.

tranquil prawn
#

Soo it's like 100% confirmed that prototype digger was so ugly they had to hide him.

vernal plover
#

I mean, just wait till orbit update

quasi yacht
#

i just upgraded my beer license to mactera brew, didnt like it much

gleaming prism
#

Homestly tho I need a big scanner, can't read real smol

distant ember
#

it's actually buff bosko

hexed jackal
#

Au contraire, the driller was too handsome.

#

People would have wanted to play the game immediately and thus they had to delay his reveal until the game released.

hollow fern
hexed jackal
#

Target range looks great

drifting token
#

nice Brutal

rocky talon
#

Ooooh, awesome

placid kraken
#

lootgold 🎺

#

when can we replace the jukebox with this thing

rocky talon
#

I second this motion

static oasis
#

can we pet the jukebox?

torn raft
#

Can we pet the bulk detonator

static oasis
#

forbidden pets

uncut bobcat
#

Indeed

hallow mantle
#

How did your deep dive end?

#

We all pet the Bulk

torn raft
#

I once had two bulk detonators spawn at the same time. I got pet real hard

hot heath
#

Ich bin ein Zwerg und ich grabe ein Loch
Grabe grabe Loch
Grabe ein Loch

urban kettle
#

fixed it

valid python
#

It's an unspoken rule to not kill any lootbugs when they are pet

#

if they are not in range of our arms, then they will receive our arms

vestal jay
quasi yacht
#

obvious

loud nebula
#

hmmmm yes
the floor here is made of floor

quasi yacht
#

in the magma core the floor is made out of lava

vestal jay
#

In the space rig, the floor is made of dwarves

fierce matrix
#

In the space rig, the floor is made of beer mugs
Fixed it

hallow mantle
#

No wonder we haven't gotten the shooting range

#

Everyone drink more beer

timid raven
#

do you drink your beer with or without the peel

vestal jay
#

It's crunchier with the peel

timid raven
#

i don't get people who don't eat the mug

vestal jay
#

It's an acquired taste.

#

You have to be careful with some, or they'll break your teeth like Jawbreakers, but man is it worth it.

timid raven
#

the handle is the best part

brisk elbow
#

This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is...

Advanced darkness

timid raven
#

Darkness 2: Electric Bogaloo

timid raven
#

compgold We're Rich!gold

distant ember
#

See, even the aussim8s pet lootbugs

rocky talon
prisma flicker
#

I’ve always wondered
Where are the dwarfs storing all the resources

quasi yacht
#

they wear a big trash can with Danny de Vito inside it which sources and separates the resources

#

duh

dry trout
#

the trash man sorts all

little lantern
#

well when you deposit on molly they use a big metal bucket thingy

#

of course you will never see it on them, but then again you dont see the gunner around carrying his minigun, his handgun on the hip, a mineral container and the zipline launchers (and several hundred meters of rope) on the back, and a bag with 4 rather big shield generators

#

and the pickaxe and laser pointer and the map too

fierce cobalt
#

Dwarves store their weapons and equipment in pocket dimensions inside their massive beards

#

If they don't have beards they store them in their layers of chins

hallow mantle
#

You only have one shield generator

uncut bobcat
#

Ah hah! Technically it’s only one shield generator that just recharges on your armor every now and then. That’s why it comes back to you after being deployed

hallow mantle
#

It returns to you after

uncut bobcat
#

Yeah what he said

little lantern
#

ah true

#

tbh would be funny to see all that equipment

#

just 4 blurry masses of weapons and tools with a beard moving across caves

fierce cobalt
#

driller carrying his drills, flamethrower, secondary gun, fuel, ammo, and explosives

uncut bobcat
#

Engineer with one turret on each shoulder

#

A walking, talking ball of barrels spewing hot lead

hallow mantle
#

Engineer deserves a shoulder mounted gun instead of the Stubby

loud nebula
#

y e s

uncut bobcat
#

Shoulder mounted rocket launcher

little lantern
#

full combat mech

#

a betC but with cockpit

uncut bobcat
#

I concur

distant ember
#

install DRG but its actually just an exe for mech warrior: living legends

analog bramble
#

Me & my friends, playing extraction: "wow this is a really good spawn the crystals are all visible"
The Game: (throws out 3 bosses) :3c
Me & my friends:

vernal plover
#

mission start

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dry trout
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

vernal plover
#

the 1st mob I saw

#

come on

timid raven
#

Gunner: Thows down shield
Every bug in a 2.8m - 4m radius: 𝐃 𝐈 𝐒 𝐆 𝐔 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐍 𝐆

quasi yacht
#

the glyphids planning to jump over scout behind some corners of the cave:

glyphid 1: ok we do as we said, i approach from the front with the macteras and you all sneak behind him and fuck him over.

glyphid 2 and 3: alrite lets do this

everything goes accord to plan but one thing

scout (zipping away with the grapling hook): see ya later feckers!

glyphids: ... well... fuck!

timid raven
#

Grabber: I'm about to ruin this man's entire career

quasi yacht
#

when the gunner is constantly hanging in the middle of the zipline

Glyphids: wait, that's illegal!

Macteras: Oh boy its smooching time!

analog bramble
#

OH GOD NOT THE MACTERAS

fierce matrix
#

Had a PE yesterday with a BET-C about 3 feet from the drop pod, and about 20 seconds after I killed it a swarm with a bulk spawned, and about 20 seconds after the second swarm spawned a dread spawned, and then two more bulks spawned over the course of the level.

quasi yacht
#

management never risks their asses like we do, i call for Karl, but Karl Marx

brisk elbow
#

When the scout tries to pull some slick shit, but he forgot how big of a fall he's going to take:

loud nebula
#

double the pride
double the fall

#

also

#

F for that dude's back

quasi yacht
#

F

fickle hornet
#

I hate the feeling of grapple launching myself and barely missing an edge, and just falling a mile to my death

#

I get to just be ashamed as I tell my teammates I’ll be down in 9 seconds

serene orchid
#

the bins the dwarfs carry on their back are not just some metal cylinder for storage

#

its in fact a highly advanced, device that sends the minerals into a sub-dimension for storage and storage varys due to the minerals composition

#

its why the dwarves carry it so easily and with little hinderance

#

and how a object like that can carry over 120+ of varying resources

lyric olive
#

Have you tried to grapple around with high ping?

hallow mantle
#

I play with 600 ping at lowest

#

So yes

lyric olive
#

Do you live on the Moon?

hallow mantle
#

Satellite internet so I'm getting my internet from there

lyric olive
#

I'm stuck with a cable network that can hardly support the neighborhood's needs. Pings varies from 30ms to 250ms constantly.

#

Sometimes it is nice to host once and a while so everyone else feels the pain.

#

Hopefully my family will move out of this shidd rent house this spring to a permanent home with high-speed internet.

hallow mantle
#

I know that feeling, I usually don't get to though

brisk elbow
raw rapids
#

that's a thought, throwing aquarq/comp gold on bugs to smush em

hallow mantle
#

If it was a perk I'd use it

raw rapids
#

well they are so heavy the slow dwarves down when even a minigun doesn't

#

they should also grant large resistance to sand vents imo

odd needle
#

rock and

forest grotto
#

rock

storm zenith
#

and

fierce cobalt
#

S T O N E

near bay
#

brother

gleaming prism
#

!!!!

brisk elbow
#

TO

dry trout
#

THE

zinc relic
#

B O N E

meager hedge
#

When you first come across some of the flora of Hoxxes IV:

fierce matrix
#

@raw rapids The bugs really should be affected by the sand vents too. I mean, if a heavily armed and armored dwarf, probably weighing several hundred pounds, is sent flying just by being close to one, then those scrawny grunts should be launched to the moon by it.

remote yew
#

their aerodynamic and dense forms when combined with the most powerful grip in the galaxy allows them to stay in place even in the face of vents

#

and seeing glyphids being blown around would just be to funny, they are much scarier when they are seen as the slow and purposeful horde they are

dry trout
#

whenever i see a bunch of grunts i can only laugh

#

when i see a Detonator tho...

remote yew
#

dont you laugh at my son ever again

raw rapids
#

I'd say grunts should launch like dwarves currently do, swarmers 2x that, guards/slashers, half that, praets like a dwarf with heavy items should be (which is to say, slid away but not yeeted into lower hoxes orbit)

icy flint
storm zenith
#

this is illegal

dry trout
#

Post a creeper meme and we'll show you the door. DRG related memes only, and no Diggy Diggy Hole reposts, plz. loot raptors ftw

icy flint
#

thats where the inspiration came from

uncut bobcat
#

Banned

raw rapids
#

glad you like it

signal venture
#

I want to touch it's neck.

storm zenith
#

I mean

#

it's not exactly the creeper meme

#

it's just a creeper

timid raven
raw rapids
#

yes but the 'rtx on' one is something I could see in the depths of Hoxxes

storm zenith
#

woag
DRG but with ray tracing

#

that would be sick

timid raven
#

That's just australia but underground

supple linden
#

Forget it, was bad joke

supple linden
#

ok sir, won't happen anymore

timid raven
#

good.

#

now get on with your buisness

brisk elbow
timid raven
fierce matrix
#

Same though

#

And @timid raven Hoxxes is already literally space Australia

timid raven
#

magma core on hazard 5 is space australia on steroids

brisk elbow
#

Magma core can go die

#

Why would anyone go there?

haughty quartz
#

Because management made them.

#

At the rate they've been going, I wouldn't be surprised if they unironically hired elves to work alongside the dwarves in the mines.

brisk elbow
#

Don't need scouts if you just have the dwarves throw the elves.

fierce matrix
#

^

#

Don't need turrets if you send half a dozen elves with cheap disposable guns too

remote yew
#

i need knockoff red sugar

timid raven
#

ΜΆRΜΆeΜΆdΜΆ ΜΆ Sugar

fathom gate
#

but watch it, it's highly addictive

hallow mantle
#

Would a knockoff be more or less addicting

hexed jackal
#

Less

#

It can’t compare with the sugar high that comes with the original

remote yew
#

its scientific name is "magnenite" or something but its basically knockoff THICC red sugar

timber niche
#

Twice the addiction for half the health

#

RED SUCRALOSE

remote yew
#

i tried snorting it but it hurt my nose

timber niche
#

It's a suppository, enjoy.

brisk elbow
#

The knockoff's addiction wouldn't matter because it'd kill you by being such shoddy garbage.

silent helm
#

What if we laced red sugar with bittergem?

remote yew
#

who do you think the radon flushing system is for?

icy blaze
#

probably to terminate infected miners, maybe if they got parasites or accidently brought enemies back

dry trout
#

its for bad miners who decide its a good idea to break the company ornaments, now get back to work

brisk elbow
#

(Throws decoration into fire-ring)

dry trout
#

Management: i feel a disturbance... One of the miners is kicking the ornaments again...

brisk elbow
#

Uhh

timid raven
#

Uhh

#

Why?

gleaming prism
lyric turtle
#

I sense a deleted message

timid raven
#

You have sharp senses

timber niche
hazy urchin
timber niche
#

spicy gummy worm

hazy urchin
timid raven
#

Forbidden Chili

timber niche
#

Maggots n mash (the mash is more maggots)

distant ember
#

inb4 a dwarves make spicy maggot liqour and through dumb luck and Dwarven talent, grants 60% fire resistance or something

hazy urchin
#

have any of you figured out you can pet the loot bugs yet?

timid raven
#

yes

#

they are good bois

hazy urchin
#

good

timber niche
#

I want the ability to hit e on a maggot and pick them up. And then YEET them (or maybe eat them. HMMM)

hazy urchin
#

because i was trying to teach my teammate how to pet one but he killed it

timber niche
#

Hurl a maggot at X class being brain dead to get their attention.

haughty quartz
#

Tell me. How do you pet the loot bugs?

timber niche
#

Softly

hazy urchin
timid raven
#

Shlorps the maggot's insides
This bitch empty: YEET

timber niche
#

Just imagine it.
Laser pointer
"Gross, a maggot"
picks the maggot up, hurls it at the drillers face

#

splort

hazy urchin
#

dude that would actully be funny..

#

MAGGOT FIGHT!

timid raven
#

picks up maggot
loads it into gun
plshft

hazy urchin
#

what if there was a beer based off of the maggots

timid raven
#

no

pastel quartz
#

fling Magma Core maggot at glyphids:
FRAG OUT

timid raven
#

Glyphids spontaneously burst into flames

timber niche
#

Maggot burster beer..guess what movie it references.

#

"FOR KARL!"
chugs beer
BURST
Driller has died

hazy urchin
#

i think management is on to something

#

now we can have freindly fire in the space rig

timid raven
#

Glyphid Nightmare

timber niche
#

It has an early warning sound before it attacks. For some reason is goes "woooaaaah" like it's dizzy and confused.

timid raven
#

Long

hazy urchin
timber niche
#

You have to kill it before it completes its ritual, if you fail it summons a bulk oppressor

hazy urchin
#

unless you plan on summoning that glyphid from the sewage pipes in the space rig, it doesnt exist

timid raven
#

if it's left alive for long enough it summons a bulk detonator

#

then it summons a dreadnaught

hazy urchin
#

your to dangerous to be kept alive

timid raven
#

then it summons "something even worse"

timber niche
#

Yeah, the bulk oppressor

#

It's a bulk with oppressor armor

timid raven
#

when it explodes it sends shrapnel everywhere

hazy urchin
#

but its still not as bad as a dreadnaught

timber niche
#

When it explodes it sends exploders everywhere

hazy urchin
#

please stop before management considers altering their DNA to be able to do that

timid raven
#

management should just nuke hoxxes

hazy urchin
#

but what about the thousands of loot bois?

timid raven
#

they die

hazy urchin
#

squishy bois*

#

no! they dont die! because we never did anything

timber niche
#

The squeaking of millions of loot bugs dying at once. You'll never sleep again if you nuke that planet.

hazy urchin
#

just have some good in your heart

#

and dont commit the ANTI KarL act

timid raven
timber niche
#

Exploder be like πŸ‘€

hazy urchin
#

tink Tink* (health drops) WHAT THE... oh i forgot.. im deaf

timid raven
#

πŸ‘€ sploder OwO Notices your Tunnel

hazy urchin
#

oh but you're especially in danger if you go on exploder infestation

distant ember
#

all I want now is to be able to pick up maggots

#

even if it's useless outside of magma core and even then it would only kill like a exploder at low health

#

have an achievement when you take it aboard the drop pod

timber niche
#

I already put it in suggestions, here's to hope we can yeet maggots soon

hazy urchin
#

what about taking a loot bug with you? holding like any other crystal you hold...

timber niche
#

deposit them into Molly for the minerals, don't ask what happens to it

hazy urchin
#

pocket Dimension of pickaxes

timber niche
#

You just hear loot bug screaming like 2-5 seconds after depositing it